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/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread
>>170187504
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>tfw no hobbies besides CSGO and CSGO isn't even that interesting
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>tfw completely stomp a lvl 10 on faceit
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reminder that sg 553 > ak 47
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Our guy shroud is streaming my dudes
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>>170361424
ak + flash > sg553
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>>170361591
>Jew
>ourguy
good evening reddo
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>>170361749
>only having $4000 to buy
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>french """"super team""""
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>>170361591
hello reddo
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>>170362283
>>170361424
It's a shake she got an ugly as bf. I'd love to give her kisses on her belly
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>>170362448
you should fix your spelling mistakes before posting
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>>170362624
It's tough posting from my phone desu
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>tfw 2200 e-dpi is just a little bit too fast
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>>170362780
i'm posting from my phone too
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why did the c9 csgo team lose their house?
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>>170362905
y u posting this?
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>>170363835
jake yip smeared poop everywhere and the landlord "had it up to here" with them
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>>170363835
No one besides probably stew and tim wanted to live there
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>170364121
rude
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here we go bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFJ1wC5cPaE
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sometimes when I play csgo I start commenting shit and talking to "people" like I am a semifamous twitch streamer
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>>170365565
who cares about some nobody talking about a nobody scene

srs why even care about the na scene? it'll never go anywhere
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someones butthurt
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why am i supposed to care about what some autist and some sand person thinks
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G2 1-4 in EPL now lmao
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bc youre posting about it
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>super team
Hahaha
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>>170364675
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
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Is he our 'let?
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daily reminder that this general is garbage and you all should blast your fucking brains out
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>>170373080
End yourself you autistic dumbass retard cunt faggot.
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>>170366498
Me too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fNtP1sXrwU
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Would yall buy counter strike t shirts/apparel that isnt completely cringe and has some subtle cool designs?
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>>170382287
So not that one?

But yes, I do like subtle clothing that doesnt reveal my powerlevel
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>>170382287
This isn't subtle at all.
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>>170382287
the north jersey as well as their jacket and sweats mainly bc theyre made by adidas
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>>170382569
i know i meant it as a example of the bad shit i was talking about
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax0yMS8jacU

>turkroach mass psychosis in the comments
this is fucking hilarious
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how the fuck do i hold drop?
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>>170383085
Many a molly must be thrown
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>>170383326
then what?
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>>170383390
click on heads
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>>170383026
>Hating on the 1.1a
What a pleb. Many players run that with different internals from real mice.
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>>170382287
>>170382287
the
only
thingi
smoke
is mid
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>>170383390
Pray to god. You cant really stop a rush through there but the longer you delay the better. if you have someone out by tree feel free to drop back out of window and just watch.
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>>170382287
i would get a hat with jw's face on it
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>>170383085
with an xm
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>>170383026
Its a real shame if he is in fact cheating. I've started to enjoy watching spaceroaches play and Xantares is always good to watch.
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doesnt xantares use a microsoft intellimouse?
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>>170383026
That's some flusha 2014 tier shit right there holy shit
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>>170383793
Apparently. I'd hope his isnt stock though.
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>>170383547
I'd like some undies with his face right on the crotch.
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>>170384097
id use mine if the scrollwheel wasnt so shit
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>>170382287
>that isn't complete cringe

well, start posting some
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Do you use HRTF?
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this game is making me more retarded than call of duty did
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>>170385203
no
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>>170382287
All I want is a tec 9 sandstorm in real life that plays sandstorm whenever fired
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>>170385203
Yes.
I often get to tell others where enemies are and then get blamed for wallhacking.

I also use radar zoomed far out and sometimes they show up on it randomly and the same thing happens.
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>>170385203
no until they fix the audio fidelity
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who the fuck uses time format HH.MM
it can't be 22nd of 17th month so is that what 22.17 means?
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>>170385725
What do you mean? Everyone uses that.

Unless you are talking about a . instead of : in which case you have high grade autism.
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>>170385824
11.10. at the end of sentence.
Now does that mean time of the day or the date? Fucking no one notes time with . that's fucking retarded. I can't tell when this mail came from because 22.17 is not a real time
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>>170386035
you should end you'reself
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>>170386035
>he doesnt use 24 month years (military year)
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Anyone take modafinil?
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>>170384293
im making some mock ups now ill post them when im done
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>>170387085
Works ok
doesn't actually help with adhd and concerta makes you faster but modafinil makes you smart
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>>170387085
What for? I have a mate that used to take it
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>>170387430
Video games
I am mentally stable and only use drugs for recreation. I assume its not OTC though
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>dm
>hear enemy steps from behind
>turn around and shoot them in the chest once or twice
>they backstab me in the face for 100dmg
>I still did 35 in 2
yeah I'm getting Dark Souls flashbacks all right
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>>170387516
Depends where you are. I hear its hard to get a prescription for.

It works though. Friend took a mighty whack to his head in a motorcycle crash and modafinil is the only thing keeping his thoughts in order.

But really just do meth to be honest, easier to get a hold of
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whos watching our guy chrisj
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>>170387716
>meth
get real speed, meth will make you as retarded as all the cyka blyats we already have to deal with
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there are maps that are good and not fun and there are maps that are fun but not good.
Which do you prefer?
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>>170387716
Just because im in oregon doesn't mean meth should be my goal in life
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What's the best linux distro for CS?

Lubuntu is giving me trouble.
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>>170388609
Meth should be your goal any way.
Drugs are fucking great. It's not like you ever stop them because you don't think they're worth it. Except maybe MDPV. But you mainly stop them because the outside world forces you to. Dying doing something you love is fucking great.
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>>170388845
windows 7
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>>170389002
haha lol
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>>170389021
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So much salt over this new IEM Sydney event. Finally the world can experience our pain of staying up to ungodly hours just to watch dudes shooting other dudes
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https://twitter.com/daps/status/839203787986374656
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>its another russian viewbotter on the top of the list episode
god i love this episode
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>>170389861
Shit coach for a shit team

>tfw we'll never see Peacemaker's masterrace team
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>>170389698
>tfw finally an event I can watch comfy
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>>170392614
Hopefully we get some teams better than the huemonkeys
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>>170392745
prize pool is big enough ($260,000AUD) that at least some other good teams will surely go to contest it.
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>>170389698
where are you seeing this being complained about?

also, jks is destroying denial atm on nuke, 20-3-7 12 rounds in
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>>170394829
I've seen at least 4 topics poke up on hltv while browsing matches. And had some seppos bitch about it in a chat I'm in.

Not much but its enough to amuse me
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>browsing hltv forums
found your problem. australia is trash anyways
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It is amazing but HLTV threads manage to actually be worse than csgog
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>>170395047
>implying
I've just seen them pop up on the sidebar. And at least we know how to reply to people
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>>170395154
+1
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>>170395154
tha's pretty good tho mang
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>>170382287
I remember a long time ago DRKN had a custom Global Elite jacket that in order to buy you had to prove you were actually GE

http://fragbite.se/cs/news/38062/you-could-be-wearing-a-global-elite-jacket-but-only-if-youre-global

Don't think they're still for sale though, but they were really cool subtle
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>>170395154
They actually seem to have decent bants
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Does anyone actually know how RNG even came across atter? Just seems like such a weird choice and we don't even know if he's permanently there
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>>170395501
surely that's more because the guy is aussie than having anything to do with hltv
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>>170395853
Considering they're australian I imagine it involved heavy drinking in a Swedish bar
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>>170395853
the vox/rng team have bootcamped a few times in europe

the old (good) fnatic lineup seemed to like them quite a bit, maybe they helped?

the owner jonas is swedish

so there are a few connections to sweden with the aussies, but they're all not that great a help as to why they got atter
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>>170395853
the owner of rng is swedish. how did you not know that
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Will this net me any free skins?
https://clyp.it/qdgzkoip
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>>170396416
No fuck off.

I'll give you a $20 skin if you make a sandstorm remix using only ingame gun sounds though.
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>>170396346
No team likes the aussies.
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c9 or imt (train)

lads?
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>>170396995
c9 on train then imt on cbble
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>>170396507
How long? Allowing just using one gun and tune it, or multiple guns?
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What should I have for lunch?
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c9 or imt lads
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>>170400195
imt if it's bo3 but if it's bo1 online I would pass since it would be pretty 50/50
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>>170400634
it's a bo1 on train, thoughts?
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cheating monkeys vs streamers
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https://twitter.com/GODaZeD/status/839281918390607873
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man im so glad my favourite team cut their best player because they're anti-social rejects :^)
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renegades are going to choke their second chance to get into ecs
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>>170401263
If you're talking about rickeh they cut him because he's a meth head, no joke
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i wish i was a sexy white woman, so i too could have a thug dark skinned brazilian boyfriend with a HUGE BBC
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>>170392037
NRG move was dumb.
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>rank B ESEA
>lose
>LEM Prime MM
>win

gotards....
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>>170395154
try out reddit.com, i think you'll enjoy the stuff posted on there
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Round 4 on train

Lucas literally locked onto the guy, I'm serious
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>>170405186
I am completely and utterly shocked that such a thing would happen
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>marke cucking dazed by establishing his place on the team

white "men"
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>>170405186
Brazilian player hacking online? Nooooo
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>before c9 vs imt
>"ez for imt"
>"clown9 bots"
>"NA CS EleGiggle"

>c9 wins 16-7
>"onliners"
>"overrated puggers"
>"mama, stewie is cheating"

I love it when BRs get cocky and lose
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>>170404886
not sure you understood my post buddy
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>>170408635
c9 gonna lose cbble tho
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>>170408936
Probably. I'm staying quiet in the chat this time, maybe just some polite "ns"s.
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>first time tuning into online proleague
>vEndetta
>dabears

jesus wet this is shit, get someone who can actually speak
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>be Dazed
>good player
>few years later
>casting online games with Blu
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>>170409076
>jesus wet this is shit, get someone who can actually speak
same goes for you my dude
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>>170408635
>>"onliners"
What does this mean?
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>>170410447
Players who are only good online and disappoint on LAN. And they're not wrong, to be honest. Cloud9 is embarrassing on LAN.
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whos watching our guy elige
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>HEN1 going full SmithZz

Giggles
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FNX WTF
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sick throw guys
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>fnx 1v5 with deagle and no armour

Holy shit, that was nutty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFuRLdPtRPQ
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>tfw stuck in silver
>tfw there's always some asshole going 1 and 30 while the rest of the team is kinda okay
How do you break out of that
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>>170412327
Git gudder
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>>170412327
>stuck in fucking silver
you really have to learn how to play m8
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>>170412327
how the fuck do people get stuck in silver

I'm a complete shitter and I still couldn't go below gold nova 1 back when I played on an alt despite throwing matches regularly
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umm
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>>170412327
How many match wins do you have?

And maybe you arent "stuck" in silver. That could just be the rank that best reflects your skill
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>C9 is on 7 wins and 1 loss
>BRs now saying they're trash

I swear to god, Youtube chat is even dumber than Twitch chat somehow.
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>>170413498
>meanwhile can't even get top 10 in any lan

gringo just stop
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>>170413498
>onliners have a good record online

wow I am shocked
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>>170413557
>"gringo"
>brazil

NA Knowledge 4Head
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>>170413727
holy fuck you're retarded
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>>170408814
you implied hltv and /csgog/ aren't the two best places for discussion about csgo
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>>170412891
because it's hard to rank up or down
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Why don't you guys give away free skins?
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>>170415998
I dont even own any
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>>170416025
oh
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>>170415998
Because I don't give money to the homeless either.
What gives you and your fellow skin-begging ilk the entitlement to someone else's inventory? Nobody owes you anything, no matter the cost of the fucking item you guys are after.
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Will trade 1 (one) PP-Bizon | Sand Dashed and 1 (one) Dual Berettas | Colony for any knife.
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>Do the most damage on the team
>Still only mid frag
what the fuck, this happens every match.
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Will trade 5 FN and 6 MW desert eagle hand cannons, an AK hydroponic, FN m4a1-s knight for a FN howl or MW-FN awp medusa.
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>>170417387
Don't use scout unless you're splitting heads open or fucking fast. It might help the team win, but MVP stars are important for ranking up, no point giving your teammates 2-3 easy kills for low skill plays.
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>>170417723
I'm a rifler. Only ever use the AWP if I'm gonna go sniper and frankly thats pretty rare.

I guess I die far too often before getting the killing blow. Always hitting people for 92 before kicking the bucket in a dumb way
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>>170418009
Is your crosshair too low? Aim a little higher.
Is your crosshair too close to the corner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfLgNu11EZA
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>>170418310
Very interesting. I'll need to try this shit next time
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Will trade 1 (one) no bf | male and one V-Card | FN for any gf (male).
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>>170419247
I'll take a BF | Female if you have one
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Trading 8 FT Gamma 2 cases for any knife
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>>170419368
Gay
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>>170417634
give me one deagl
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>>170418009
Sounds like your engaging in the open too much, and you aren't hitting heads. Off angles are good for 1v1, but if you anticipate a rush, try and give yourself somewhere to escape to and get people stuck in a fair fight.
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>>170419425
A boyfriend with tits and a vagina is perfect. Not of the bullshit and all of the fun.
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>>170419562
Nop
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>>170418310
But... they might just do a peak, and then you're dead with that crosshair lead.
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>>170420254
It's situational. It seems swag aligns his crosshair because the majority of the time they wide peek.
If you're holding an angle it's better off to hold wide. It's a 50/50 really if they know your position. Because if you're crosshair is too close you're going to have to flick. And if it's too wide you're going to have to flick.

But if you're lower than DMG then nobody is going to jiggle peek you.
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>a weapon I bought for $3 a while back on the Steam market is now $5.20
>Want to sell it because profit but I actually really like the skin
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>>170421287
>tfw skin I bought for $40 is now worth $74
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>>170421287
>>170421401
I shit $50 for breakfast tbqh.

Call me when you're making $1500 a week from betting
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>>170421287
>Pay $5 for a random skin on some key site
>Get a $7 AWP skin
Ez profits
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is there any place where I can still bet skins?
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>>170422758
csesport and/or vpgame
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>>170421507
>Call me when you're making $1500 a week from betting
Was gonna call you a retard, until I realized you meant match betting, and not roulette.

Would be really cool to learn such betting.
Feels like it'd be more reliable than sports betting, because teams seem to have more consistent performance.
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>>170421507
Lol, aren't you the dude who was pulling out his own hair out in the eleague.
Seems real steady.
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>>170415142
Yep, you definitely misunderstood my post, and you misunderstand 4can fundamentally.
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>>170427438
You misunderestimate me, gaijin
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Even reddit is fed up with how shit Valve is as a developer. Finally.
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>>170429747
You need to go back
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>>170429835
ok ill get more reddit posts for u
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>>170429835
im back
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5y0991/a_plea_for_the_brazilian_community/
Brs arent that bad guys
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Lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5y7buu/where_is_the_option_to_toggle_on_aim_assist
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>>170430353
You know, this makes me think.

How many people play on console still and could I just show up and wreck them with a KB/M usb adapter?
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>>170430408
Console versions are 360/ps3, so its probably dead, Jim.
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>>170430353
yea, reddit got baited hard

playing with a controller fucking blows

why would you ever want that

it's below sub-optimal
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what is this skin?
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>>170435069
nvm, it's likely gamma doppler
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whats the rundown on clg v misfits my dudes?
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>>170430408
you can't use mouse/keyboard on most games, especially fps
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>>170442478
you poor naive soul
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>>170443195
pls tell me
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>tfw silver 3 after 42 wins
Time to practice and get a new account
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>>170444302
i have 44 wins and silver 4....
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>>170444302
75 wins sem
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fnatic v /fa/
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new knaifu
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>tfw underage faggot banned from discord
Feels good!
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Bring back Prime Matchmaking. It kept out the Mexicans.
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https://twitter.com/k0nfigCS/status/839522293181255681
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Anyone here with a 240hz monitor? Is it a meme or is it worth it over 144hz?
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>>170447261
>stattrak knives
whew
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Anyone here with a 144hz monitor? Is it a meme or is it worth it over 60hz?
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>>170449559
>he doesn't track his stats
wew lad
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>>170449767
it's worth it
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>>170449919
i trakâ„¢ my stats with guns but engraving your kills into a knife looks gay
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gambit or kinguin lads
i bet on kinguin because gambit has a history of throwing against tier 3 teams
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>>170450610
kinguin for dat 2-0.

Gambit have been dogshit online recently and their bootcamp started about 4 days ago. Odds are good cuz they just beat a nonamer team too.
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Who here /CancellingScrimsToPlayRankS/?
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The Nate is now GOLD NOVA MASTWHORE!

What is your excuse for not being as good as n8?
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threadly reminder(womens day edition) that female cs go is the better scene

>no cheats because women are more honorable
>no toxic masculinity
>smarter plays because females have higher IQ
>no sellouts because less money in the scene
>no big reshuffles after every lan because females are more loyal towards their teammates/orga
>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs

So, why are u still supporting male cs go?
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>>170452519
in what category do girls (male) like >>170451948 belong?
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>>170452519
>no cheats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBE4pieIxB0&feature=youtu.be&t=296

she's on the gear bois
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>odds for gambit go from 45% to 65%

why tho
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>>170452658
otherkin league i guess
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>tfw itching to queue up and climb the ranks, generally having fun in MM
>people i usually play with not feeling comp, do casual instead
>petty drama within the group fragmenting who plays with who

Fuck man i just want to play and get better. Solo queue is hell sometimes though
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>>170452813
ffa dm
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>>170452658
team sponsored by bad dragon when
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>>170452931
>Nate + 4 guys from Na'Vi

Would they win?
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>>170453184
Na'Vi played like hot garbage the last time I watched them. Nate might have to carry pretty hard but he might be able to do it.
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this nate kid? what team is he on?
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>>170453450
who cares about esports players
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>>170453450
nate isn't in a team right now, but he's better than all other pro players, and he doesn't even cheat!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rAYIvp6j_g

game stream since its not on twitch en englais
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>>170454503
lol pansy

queue the hundred cum bottle posts
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>>170454503
ay post the good link

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=7rAYIvp6j_g
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>>170455189
shes a str8 cumslut fucktoy my man
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>>170452813
well count yourself lucky to even have a group
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Post the karambit one
And the long dick style one
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is sixer our guy?
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now even cs:go is gonna get killed by janny
epic
>>
pansy
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>drop a 40 bomb on the other team
>lose
im never going to make it out of silver, am I?
>>
G2 will never win anything significant.

Screenshot this post.
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did this new g2 even win against anyone so far?
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What english stream for vp astralis?
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>flusha not cheating

https://mobile.twitter.com/ESLCS/status/839221314443337728/video/1
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>>170452658
In girls league, obviously.

Can have been age, but my aim turned to shit.
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>>170464582
holy shit
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fucking teases
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is it me or there isnt an english stream for VP Astralis?

Also who do you think will win between CLG and Misfits?
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>>170469649
have you checked out gaming.youtube? all the proleague games are on youtube now
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>>170469826

No I didn't, but that's really good since twitch works really shitty for me. thanks my man.
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>>170469649
>Also who do you think will win between CLG and Misfits?

If CLG is under 40% for cache then bet on them. Skip the inferno game.
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>>170470043

I'm reading everywhere that it is a BO2, but csesports says BO1 in cache.

What's the deal?
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theyre bo1s
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how's zonic still so good
>>
>>170470417
It's two separate BO1. Some have it listed as bo2 some have it listed as separate bo1. Even HLTV has them as two separate BO1.
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>>170470818

thank you. I'll drop a shitty 40 cents skin on CLG on Cache and see what happens.

Never betted before, so it all is new for me

Where do you people go to check stats?
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MM in a nutshell
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>>170470951
hltv
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>>170471951

thanks, I'm a retard that can't read the OP.
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>>170470043
rickeh likes inferno
>>
Do any of you use an online page to track bettings?
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>>170473506
The thing is that both teams don't have that much recent stats on inferno. Cache is pretty much guaranteed for CLG.
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>>170473694
nobody has many recent stats on inferno, and i don't rate misfits with gares and shahzam highly at all
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>>170473921
I wouldn't make decisions on the second map until the first map is played. Odds fluctuate too much
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anyone who collects the physical pins in csgo, how much do they cost on average? how much would i have to spend to get all the maps?
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>>170475318
More than you can afford buddy
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>>170475318
bout 3.50
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>>170475675
rude
>>
https://twitter.com/FMPONE/status/839586672388026368

operation dropping in ~HOT~ today or tomorrow
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>>170477438
Hype?
>>
>csgo
>nerf every weapon aside from ak and m4
>buff one pistol to be decent
gotards explain this retarded shit. Has the UMP45 been nerfed yet, if not it will be soon. They nerfed everything till it became decent.
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>>170477438
yes
let's do
do it motherfuckers
i wanna operation it the fuck up
daddy needs some new skines and/or money
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>>170477438
These are usually about $5 right?

Might be able to sell of a shitty skine or 2 to bump my wallet up
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>>170478732
$6 USD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAA0_90fOII

Just me or is da_bears the eddie bravo of csgo podcasts?
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If you get deep into CS:GO, you won't be able to enjoy any other game. There's no other way around it
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>>>/sp/74569023
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>>170481876
That's...
Fuck. 500 hours and I feel it.
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>>170482004
I bet he's S3 at best
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>>170481876
No other multiplayer game can get my heart going like a 1v3 in this. I crave that thrill now
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>>170482169
around 700 you get sick of it. if you quit then you won't go back.
>>
How do you get hooked on this game? I actively have to remember to play or else I'll just play other games and forget about this
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>>170483123
i have a dedicated computer just for csgo. my main is for smurfs and other shit games that i play
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Post your dpi/sens guys
400/1.8 here. Looking around in other games is painful when you only do a 180° with the whole pad
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>>170483480
800 @ 2.5

Slowly been dropping the ingame sensitivity and can feel myself hitting heads easier. But there is no way I'm going under 800. PC is unusable any lower
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>>170483480
400/2 arent you supposed to do a little over 360 degrees with the whole mousepad?
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>>170483589
also using an ec2-a and steelseries qck+. might look into a new mousepad
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>>170483589
The ideal sensitivity for games in general for me it's 360° with the whole pad. Under 270/180° on CSGO would be better. You need to be able to track enemies, no wave your crosshair around them
>>
who's a good pro who gives good tips to high tier players?
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>>170484826
Me

Aim at heads and shoot them
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>>170483575
You can just increase your windows sensitivity, most modern games have raw input option for mouse these days.

But the question arises: why decrease DPI to begin with when you can just decrease in-game sens?
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im hoping for clg for both maps my dudes
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>>170485479
I'd prefer just to keep windows sensitivity as is. Dont want to enable raw mouse for everything.

I dont know on that one. I guess people fall for the 400dpi meme? I know having retarded high dpi and very low ingame sens is bad but 400@2 and 800@1 should be the same.
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>play solo queue ESEA in rank B
>tfw every game is a 'teammates argue back and forth within the first 3 rounds after we lose pistol and leave the match' episode
>tfw currently at 5rws and 0-3
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whatsup with the quality of the yt stream? i have it on mpv and it still looks weird to me
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>>170485718
>I know having retarded high dpi and very low ingame sens is bad
I haven't really seen any proof for this from testing it with my own mouse, so who knows.

>400@2 and 800@1 should be the same.
That was my point, why change your DPI at all?
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ScreaM walks into a bar. He asks the bartender "what's one tap?".
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>>170488682
ha hahaa hahkys
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>>170488682
the bartender says draft beer is on tap and then scream says "but Allah forbids it".
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>>170475318
pls reply
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>>170481065
thorin is so unbearable to listen to. he never really answers anything and just takes an autistic tangent on a small point someone else said
>>
KOOOOOSTAAAA
>>
BUT SOON THEY WILL
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i get the feeling clg will win on inferno as well. whos with me???
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>>170492541
n
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>>170492910
i think once ct side theyll make a comeback
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when is SicK going to get a qt asain gf like his teammates?
>>
If I placed a bet on csesports for the CLG / Misfits match on Cache, does the result in Inferno affects my bet at all?

Why does it shows like still live?
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>>170451948
I don't understand how you keep levelling up. From the video you posted earlier your gamestyle is awful
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>>170494573
>qt
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>>170494573
twist is the only one with the qt gf. relyks is second
>>
So what's the consensus on Addy vs Modafinil vs Phentermine for CS?
>>
Joe "TolkienFanatic" Cardali is our guy
>>
new item

hand mirror

1 per team per round

allows you to look around a corner, can be shot and destroyed. it's a fucking mirror you stretch out around to check a corner.

eh?
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>>170481065
>eddit bravo is hanging out with alex jones learning about aerosol injection and you're just some guy talking shit
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/839544511546130435
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One day in and Rickeh's attitude is already wrecking with CLG's roles (awping instead of Koosta)
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>>170496259
can't listen to commentary from Blu and Dazed.
fucking shit - tier "talent"
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>>170483480
2.5 @ 800dpi
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>>170496890
dazed seriously sounds like he's about to fall into a fucking coma, I need a nap just listening to that fuck talk for five minutes

what the fuck is that
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>>170495902
Useless.
People would either charge you while you're looking with the wrong item in your hand or they would jiggle peek battle anyway
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What is this faggerific chess commercial. It's so retarded I think the janny made it
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>>170496890
>>170497480
>Yea and, like, I gotta say, like, I’m not sure exactly how the kills broke down from misfits, like, i’m not sure how the porch player died on the side of CLG but, like, uuum ethan played that sooo well. I mean, like, he goes inside the smokes, great control from both the players inside pit and, like, that was really nice by ........

I know most americans don't speak like a 15 year old highschool girl, so why does Dazed?
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>>170498201
he's from the valley, everyone there talks like that
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>>170498432
I guess ESL wouldn't be shelling out for any media training but if all he did was cut out the word 'like' from his vocabulary, he'd be semi-tolerable.
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>>170498729
ESL can't even shell out for having on site production for group stages most of the time. They are turbo jew
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Still getting kicked from games where I'm top fragging because these autists get mad when they start losing.

It's always a 3 or 4-stack that give up instantly once they're done by 3+ and start trolling by kicking
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>>170498729
By the same coin if you stopped being triggered by minor and common vocal tics, you would be able to focus on his cs expertise
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>>170500348
>By the same coin
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>>170485718
>>170487203
Why would high DPI be bad?
Worried about the laser having tracking failures, or what?
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>>170485718
>>170487203
>>170501671
It's not bad at all.
1200 DPI, in-game sens 0.5
You set your DPI to whatever the fuck you like for normal windows operations and other normal shit, then you adjust your in-game sensitivity to what you like for playing. Not rocket science and there's no right or wrong.
>>
>tfw 13 - 8 in our favour, one guy who lobbied with us is a sem, we let him play for shits and giggles, he's doing 4 and 17
>2 guys on enemy team rage quit
>one guy trolls on our side and gets himself a 30 hour ban, then we win 2, now 15-8
>we decide to stall to try and get the 2 rage quitters a cooldown
>stay in spawn for 2 rounds spinning and listening to Russian techno music
>then go around using bizons and novas
>then mess around and try doing firing squads, 15-12
>tfw their players came back
>get rinsed and they tie
I learned a lesson that day.
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>>170500348
>minor and common vocal tics
Talking like a child on a sports broadcast is unprofessional
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>>170503010
Virgins playing on computer games aren't athletes.
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>>170503626
THEY
DON'T
UNDERSTAND
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>>170489639
it's just a joke bro
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>>170503010
but your favorite casters talk like children, why should dazed be singled out for this?
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is wardell on the gear? look at these stats: meh on esea, which has great anticheat, but god elsewhere. He's done well on LAN, but only at fragadelphia, I doubt it's that hard to cheat there. Watched some of him play and looks pretty fishy. BMC are 5-6 in premier, but 19-3 in maps not on esea
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redpill me on entrying first vs second
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>>170501020
ez bait, it must be a bad habit for you to focus on something minor instead of seeing the big image
>>
update never
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>>170505729
go 2nd you so get nice KD XD
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>>170505729
entry first if you don't get butthurt from dying and don't care about your score
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vac is a fucking joke
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>>170508446
my life and valve anti-cheat share something in common then
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>>170505729
Treat everyone on your team like retards.
Smoke and flash the way you want to if you are 1st entry fragger, 9 times out of 10 you'll be expected to do it yourself anyway, or the rest of your team just won't fucking buy tactical grenades. Fuck everyone else. Keep in mind you will likely be flashed by team-mates or enemies, be prepared to look away in an instant if you are pushing.

If you get held up, eg smoke outside tunnels at bombing B on dust2, preventing a push, try and determine enemy positions so you can smoke and flash appropriately. You need to be able to get to cover without exposure from all the ct angles, I like to smoke halfway between tunnels and double box, if I know there isn't a sniper in the back.
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>240hz NVENC recording works

WEW
E
W

Who wants to see a 240hz webm? I know there's someone else out there with XL2540 or the asus equivalent

gimme a sec
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Who here /neymar/ ?
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>>170510767
2nd entry fragging is similar, but ez kills if you try and kill steal from the front guy, since you can pick them off while they are shooting your Team-mate and taking damage. If the smoke grenades aren't down, throw em yourself to keep at least yourself safe, unless your entry fragger has already taken everyone down.
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>>170412327
there's a lot of information out there that covers the fundamentals of this game

i would prescribe a daily dose 1 hour of
>yesber prefire practice
>aim botz training map
then lowering the intensity to 30 minutes a day after a week (you should actually do this as much as possible but it's really not that much fun)

checkout thewarowl on youtube and make sure you always have new ideas to be thinking about, if you feel like your aim and mechanics are really good (they obviously arent) then you can focus on this more to get smarter

play deathmatch instead of competitive
mix it up with pistol only dm and aim map dm where you just shoot each other behind boxes constantly

do 10 mins of bots and at least one dm before starting a competitive run

could be more specific about things you do to get better but basically you gotta take it a bit seriously and put in work to improve specific areas
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>>170515476
How are you supposed to use the aimbotz map? Just stand in the middle and pop heads?

There is so many fucking options I dont know where to starts.

Also I'd recommend downloading the guy who made it's entire collection, it has a lot of good maps including one to measure reflexes and reaction time, very important
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>tfw teammates you regularly play with keep making the same mistakes over and over
>stupid, easy things like buying kits
>lose easily winnable games because half the team doesn't pay attention to radar and ends up arriving too late to do anything

i'm not perfect but its annoying when i genuinely want to get better at the game and my teammates whine and give excuses everytime a valid point about improvement comes up

solo queue is hell too though
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>>170483480
400/2.4
I used to use 400/1.9 for a long time though.
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>>170517365
>>stupid, easy things like buying kits
As in forgetting to buy them or are you just a defuse pro?
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>>170412327
>stuck in silver
>score higher than anyone on both teams consistently, often get 30+ kills.
>lose every fucking game
>tfw eternal smurf
I fucking hate this game's matchmaking system. I want to just queue up with a few decent players and escape shitter hell.
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>>170515476
>check out thewarowl
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>>170505729
>shit team
bait the fuck out of those retards, theres no way in hell they're gonna kill them if you die first. let them flash each other and bodyblock to their heart's content and then come in when they're dead to clean up the mess.
>alright team
just do it pussy,
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>>170516880
close off three sides of the map and then start shooting
then cycle between bots standing still and moving at different speeds. do whatever you want, including opening it up to long range for a while. but close off 3 sides so that they all spawn in front of you there's no benefit to having to spin around all the time
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>`adult` "human" 'male'

>wearing shorts
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>>170490232
Eat a dick you fucking retard
Thorin is the only positive thing about a growingly shit pro community
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>>170520298
>Caring what others wear
You sound like a homosexual to be honest
>>
>>170520450
shibbolethed a cringey shorts wearing manchild
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>>170520475
Spotted a faggot who cant keep dicks out his mouth long enough to write a coherent sentence.
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>>170520450
THIS
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>>170520530
man this is one defensive neckbeard
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>>170520563
man this is one defensive faggot
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>>170520450
>"""man""" who wears shorts
>calling someone a homo
wewest lad
>>
Faceit vs esea for EU?
I'm pretty bad btw(dmg-le). Is it still to early for me to use alternative PUGS?
>>
>>170520837
MM
>>
Optic SHOULD announce their 5th today, hopefully they kill hiko before he kills them
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12493266
http://www.strawpoll.me/12493266
http://www.strawpoll.me/12493266
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>>170521168
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12493266
where is the wageslave with zero social life option?
>>
I hear there is a new operation on the way. Have we got a date yet?
>>
>>170521279
Yup, it'll be out anytime between the next second to a hundred years
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>>170521248
if you're not a NEET, you are a normie.
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>>170483480
2000/2.74
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Why did they get married at the end of season 2 and season 4? Can't get married twice.
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>>170522357
i hope he married big tits
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>>170522390
considering his right arm is behind the chair close to the pink haired one, and he's embarassed by big tits pressing her tits against him, and pink hair looks slightly perturbed, i'm going to guess he didn't marry big tits

because it's anime and that would be something resembling character development
>>
>>170522390
Big tits is barely a tertiary character and I'm pretty sure they forgot about her for a season or so. That's just one of the first pictures I found on google.

He marries pink flat twice.
>>
>>170523050
oh also the whole show became shit after season 1. I have no idea how it went on for so long
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>>170389002
kek
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>tfw have nobody but my best friend to play with
>have to train him up
>his aim is bad and he uses shitty weapons
>he has better reactions times than I do though
How the fuck do I train this motherfucker
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>>170526883
tell him to watch more anime
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me on the left
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>>170527043
i gotchu
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>>170527132
>asian men aren't atracti...
>>
>>170527523
sixer>koosta>autimatic>>other cs asians>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stewie2k

when it comes to attractiveness
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>>170528465
>koosta>autimatic>>other cs asians
What about /our guys/ tyloo
>>
>>170528587
>other cs asians
>>
>>170528587
they're chinks not real asians
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>>170528667
Tyloo are cute! CUTE!

>>170528670
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
is pansy /our/ cum lady?
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>>170529038
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>>170529249
lewd
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>>170529436
>ywn lick her sweaty feet
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>>170529493
gross
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>>170529493
She literally eats off the floor those socks walk on
You clearly can't handle girls like Pansy
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>>170529775
>vape
>litter everywhere
>shit quality items and decorations
why is she so poor bros?
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GOTTEM
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>>170529775
>tobasco with lo mein
what in tarnations
>>
>>170529775
i bet her pussy smells terrible
>>
who do so many people have csgo betting, gambling and skin sites in their name?
is that the new "cool" thing now?

it makes no sense to me, why advertise dumb garbage for someone else where does it come from? who is their role model?

i get meme names or taking a symbol a pro is using like * or x23 and putting that into your name too but these literal urls it makes no sense to me
>>
>>170530669
This is the reality of the gamer girlfriend.
Bad hygiene, unusual obsession with facebook memes, clinginess and generally irritating habits. e.g. wearing the same socks for days and stinking up the living room when they get back from work or whatever.
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>>170531406
they give you """"free"""" credits on their slot machines in exchange for the advertising
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Tfw you get carried instead of doing the carrying
>>
tfw you haven't played for 2 years, come back and you're silver
and there's a special queue for dumb phoneposters that you can't join because you don't have a phone
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NATE
DOES IT
AGAIN

https://youtu.be/catyLWbYqQc
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>>170464582

he can't keep getting away with it
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>>170532148
lick my butt/stop being poor
>>
who are we betting on today lads
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>>170531831
ANCHOR
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>>170533797
I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL THE ENEMIES WERE DEAD BEFORE I COULD GET TO THEM!
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>>170532506
At first I was absolutely puzzled that you're a nova 4, then I realised why.

Statistics at work - Large population with ranks deliberately distributed to be standard. Your nova 4's are terrible compared to other countries nova's.

Watching you is like an experiment. I want to see just how far strayan SEM-tier skills will go in murica. Will you hit DMG? Who knows.
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nV or NV lads
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Is pride even trying?
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I hope renegades don't lose to the chinks.
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navy or envious?
>>
http://www.hltv.org/news/19982-penta-announce-full-roster
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>>170529775
is that a dried up urine puddle on the carpet? I am so fucking hard right now
>>
Leaf superteam, who do you add?
>Stanislaw
>NAF
>Shroud
>???
>??

Also should pro teams be segregated by country?
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>>170538748
-stan
-naf
-shroud
+ OCEAN x 5

no
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>>170521127
stan killed the team tho
tarik stated this publicly
stan wanted more money so he fucked everyone
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>>170526883
make him use binds so he can only buy p250/five seven/tec9/deagle/m4/ak/awp and go to town
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>>170529249
aw,pansy looks cute when she makes that face, heh

>>170529775
wait, is that tobasco on lo mein?
>>
>>170526883
>play esea pugs with my best friend a lot
>he's an actual 3-5 rws player
>hasn't improved at all over the 100+ pugs we've played in 6 months
>someone please god just inject him with get good serum
I'll never not play with him because of this but I just don't get how you can be consistently THIS bad
>>
>>170538748
davey
jasonr
>>
>>170529775
lol she doesn't care

I remember when the last game of the day on esl went into triple OT and Pansy started talking about getting burgers.
>>
>>170521127
hiko is the fifth. if you watched hikos stream hes been spraying the optic spray everywhere
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>>170531831
i'll carry you nate, lovingly, to the crematory.
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>>170534181
i got placed as nova 4 after 10 games on dust eleven where I got a few 2Ks and a 3K. It's pretty easy.
>>
>>170538748
shroud needs to become summit2g and leave the pro teams alone.
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>>170539562
no i don't watch Hiko play half ass pugs after he eats his 3000 calorie breakfast.

>>170539461
na superteam: elige, stewie, jasonr, mixwell, brax
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>>170540073
brax is banned. id rather autimatic than stew 2bh. and mixwell is a spaniard
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>>170539946
He's still too good to not be on a potential superleaf team.
>>
https://twitter.com/nV_ScreaM_/status/839883930090291201

whats it going to be bois
>>
>>170511109
So smooth.Dayum
>>
>>170539853
Where? If straya/eu, it's pretty decent if a genuinely new player picks up GN4 from the get-go. Proper sensitivity and tactics are 99.9% likely to be unknown to new players.

It's less impressive seeing people of GN4 rank in the US from Nate's videos.
>>
>>170538748
no because /ourteam/ gambit would be split up
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>>170523176
This.Fucking dropped S2 in the middle.
>>
>>170539182
Good idea, I need to use binds myself.
>>170539348
Make him do what I do and play shitloads of FFA DM.
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>>170539562
Signs point to hiko leaving.
They have a match today. They'll announce a 5th.
https://twitter.com/NWDeKay/status/839893960537464832
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>>170544364
Good, Hiko sucks
>>
>>170544364
hiko is still likely going to play for them today though. they won't announce a fifth until later.

stan leaving after everyone else in NA had signed new contracts really screwed them, not many free agents, I assume they are still looking.
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>>170545205
I've been telling you, it's BlackpoisoN
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>decide to play some arms race
>every server I join is full of russians yelling in russian at each other
Left as soon as I heard it back to comp with me
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are NAVI going to get thumped here?
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>>170548968
>what is voice_enable 0
>what is cl_mute_all_but_friends_and_party 1
>>
>>170549971
>cl_mute_all_but_friends_and_party
holy shit that's a real command.
Thanks anon
>>
FUCK THE RU TWITCH IS ENGLISH SITE
>>
>>170551298
>on american servers in csgo
>still populated by russians
Ruskies don't give a shit
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Hey /csgo/

How does it feel to have never been among the elite in a game, never stood out, and never had fans?
And how does it feel to not get to watch it die?

Music
https://a.rokket.space/kdcnnz.webm
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>nip
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what
>>
shroud needs to be kicked, the dude has no motivation to play. and n0thing.
>>
>>170520298

>not showing your juicy legs with comfy as fuck shorts.
>>
nip are a fucking joke lmao
>>
>>170552892
f0rest on fucking optic confirmed
>>
>Get right
>>
>>170552409
>nip in 2017
>>
NiP vs Faze on Overpass?

I'm betting FaZe but the odds are pretty shit.

I don't know if shittier than how NiP has been playing lately.

what do you think?
>>
>>170555340
Not worth it imo
>>
>>170555598

Way to little return for the investment huh?

I'm not actually betting but I'm trying to keep track of what I'd bet to see if I'd do good

Whats the minimum you people use for entering bets?
>>
>>170555981
If you're on a good streak with betting simulation then I'd say $100 then use the kelly critereon calculator for deciding on what percentage to bet.
>>
What happened to NiP? It's like they don't even want to play anymore.
>>
>>170556235

Don't have no fucking clue what you're talking about, but you gave me insight on what I suppose is a good piece of information. Thanks my dude.
>>
>>170556235
>using the cuck criterion
do you wear shorts too?
>>
>>170556812
>not knowing how to size your bets according to your bankroll

You're the guy who all ins when australian teams play right?
>>
>>170556726
Here's a video on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHX0VEHDN2Y
>>
>Optic are using hiko
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ANON
https://mobile.twitter.com/RUSH/status/839957505916735489
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>>170561025
well at least the got strats and theyre playing against nrg so its going to be ez
>>
>>170561194
>got strats
ESL doesnt really enforce the coaching rule in online, but yeah
>>
WHERE IS THE ENGLISH STREAM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>170561753
check hltv you dumb fuck
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>Wake up
>look at clock
>mfw
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when does the na esl start?
>>
>>170562824
it's 3pm
>>
>liquid vs complexity
>no different than an A+ pug
>>
>French super team
>NiP
Lmao
>>
>>170562824
I feel ya. I slept in by 3 hours today and I know I'm not gonna sleep tonight then I'm not gonna get up tomorrow then I'm not gonna sleep tomorrow night then I'm not gonna get up the next day.

I wish I didnt need to sleep
>>
when is elige going to get on a better team?
>>
>>170570136
there aren't any good NA teams
>>
>>170570183
there aren't any good swedish teams either but we try
>>
>>170565461
wow, selfless is fucking terrible
>>
>>170571445
>tier 5 million team
>terrible
who woulda thunk?
>>
who watching our team optic gaming here?
>>
Something crossed my mind just now: imagine a match where both teams try to throw for skins.
>>
>>170573256
yes
one gets paid in cash while the other gets paid in 2 cent skines
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>tfw you think ESEA being difficult is a meme
>tfw never struggled in LEM-SMFC prime MM
>tfw you have to spend 97% of your focus on the game just to go positive and not get headshotted on every wide peek

is this shit really going to make me better?
>>
Do people here bet only on important matches or do people try to get a bet on each match with good odds?
>>
lol who said Hiko would be playing?

nope, Peacemaker
>>
>>170574182
the guy didnt know how to read tweets
>>
turning dust2 off, I think I made the right choice.
>>
>>170573618
Is getting better worth it?
>>
>>170575063

desu i dont even know. I have no intentions on playing in leagues, I just find MM to be really monotonous
>>
>>170575047
Just play Train Inferno Nuke and Overpass, anything else is reddit tier shit, especially mirage.
>>
oh god, not blu and dazed again
quick get the gun
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>coldzera said "he has a difficult personality and he's hard to talk to"
>fer said his mental state is always very gloomy and weepy, and it hurts his play
>very closed and barely has human interaction outside CS
>never hangs out with the other IMT/SK players besides practice and tourneys

Is felps /ourguy/?
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>>170575551
>yfw fallen got the most beta player possible so fer's girlfriend doesn't get porked again
>>
PREPARE UR ANGUSES, LG
>>
>>170575551
Just look at him, he has thrown away all human desires and know how to live through the internet.
>>
>>170575742
the fuck fer is still dating that heux?
>>
>>170576314
probably not. i hope not.

*haux
>>
lol stupid hues

taco can't work a computer
>>
why do I get a "completing the game" screen with a dude holding a M4 in csesport? is the page down?
>>
>>170577182
You have won the game. Uninstall before its too late
>>
>>170577558

I want my bets
>>
>Taco is sick or something
>SK basically has BOT Waldo instead

It's amazing how much LG is raping right now.
>>
>>170575216
>calls others reddit
>still plays active duty maps
>>
>>170577708
that happens for a couple minutes after every game
>>
>>170578024

thank you my man
>>
>>170577738
Never mind. They're still holding up, though.
>>
>>170578781
Aaaand SK just won the second pistol. Gg 16-6 for SK
>>
>lost $80 today
>favorite asmr girl shuts down her channel

wtf is wrong with this world
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THE NATE
IS NOW
MASTER GUARDIAN 1

WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?

APOLOGIZE
>>
>>170494789
see
>>170581959

n8 is da bes
>>
>>170581959
back 2 /furry/ 8queer
>>
>>170539348
I play with a friend, cool guy, but fuck me, he does the stupidest shit sometimes, I told him but sometimes he snaps and doesnt think

>>80236554 (OP)
>>80236590
>>80236668
>>80236686
>planting in mirage B, he is bench, instead of smoking market or apps he just rushes and instantly dies
>doesnt line up smokes properly and it fucks it up

damn, Its like he shutsdown his brain
>>
>>170581959

i know this is ironic and all but are the average gotards in this thread really this bad?
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$92 on amazon after gdc20

is it worth it
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>>170585796
get yourself a zowie by benq mouse
>>
>optic playing with peacemaker

Anyone wanna bet if he bottom frags hard?
>>
>>170586039
considering that hes only a coach ofc hes going to bottom frag. if he can get more frags than zonic, ill be impressed
>>
>>170585796
>Wireless
https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Proteus-Spectrum-Tunable-Gaming/dp/B019OB663A
>>
NAF FUCKED UP WITH HIS AIMLOCK
>>
>>170586536
It's also wired, and literally has lower latency than 502 even in wireless
>>
Are we watching freak, esl, or esea?
>>
>>170586710
why would you want to watch freakazoid?
>>
>>170586705
>M-M-MOUSE LATENCY IS WHY I'M SO BAD AT CSGO
>>
>>170586884
nice strawman
>>
>Optic getting rolled by NRG
>>
>peacemaker trying to boost tarik
LMAO
>>
>>170586884
>no argument other than greentexting "wireless"
>point out it's wired
>point out the number one complaint against wireless doesn't even apply
>"SHIT HE GOT ME BETTER GREENTEXT SOME MORE"
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our guy
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>>170494573
oh god those faces
>>
>>170587238
So many megumemes this season. Loving it
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>>170587238
>want best girl as profile pic
>Have irl friends on steam and dont want to reveal how much of a fag I am
Is it time to start a smurf account?
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>>170587238
Don't forget mcs!
>>170588241
Yes
>>
MIXWELLLLLL
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>>170587238
>>170588345
Dont forget caleb or klib or sayonara, fucker has too many names.

Truly ourboy. Shame I only have his profile pic and not a real screenshot.
>>
>>170585796
Yep. I prefer it over the g502
>>
Very important question lads that will effect my gaming performance

I can vary my mouse weight with 5 x 3.6g weights. How many do I use for prime flickage?
>>
>team full of hackers wins

wow I am shocked
>>
>>170589531
Go to bed Dan M
>>
does bhreze toggle?
>>
>>170589657
can it be called a toggle if it is always on?
>>
>>170589657
Yes and marke had youtube open as well. pathetic really
>>
>>170589704
u rite, u rite
>>
>>170589868
No kappa?
>>
>>>/g/59327266
>>
>>170589530
Depends on the surface and sensitivity.
High sensitivity on a low friction surface you need less weight, otherwise flicks will carry on past the target.
Everything else is down to personal preference. Low sens players might benefit from more weight though, mouse moves easier with a little momentum.
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fugly has to be watching the stream. how did he know they all left the bombsite
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I always feel so good when I rank up, or even do well. It feels vindicating. Like the payoff to the skill required to ever rank in solo queue.
>>
>>170591592
I like throwing games when I've just ranked up so I can experience that over and over again. Never leaving SEM
>>
brehze with the classic hacker move "lol see I suck I can't aim"
>>
oh my shit
>>
>>170591592
Absolutely every single time I rank up it's on an awful game of mine that we somehow won. Doesn't really feel rewarding at all.
>>
rip optic time to watch our guy elige
>>
ELIGE
>>
>>170596396
*EliGE
>>
whats up with elige's nametags, why would anyone do that
>>
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tfw ball so hard muhfukas wanna fine me
>>
>>170599959
elige has legit autism. https://clips.twitch.
tv/TacitAstuteEelYouDontSay
>>
>>170601540
>Not a single ace
You are but a child
>>
>>170601635
A4>A1
Fucker doesnt know what he's talking about
>>
>>170601829
got a mag 7 ace yesterday on nuke
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Is dust_3 and the new operation out yet?
>>
>>170602174
yes
>>
they should replace d2 with d4ever
>>
who even buys the $0.04 skins? why would you ever want a battle scared pp bizon sand dashed?
>>
>>170603517
Sometime you just gotta have a skin bro
>>
>jasonr hanging out with mixwell and im not
Unfair
>>
Are we watching the beta cuties (mixwell) or alpha bros (tarik, stew, freak)
>>
>>170609450
I'm playing the game
>>
I was listening to Nate the other day and he said alot of people DM incorrectly. DM is just about warming up and winning the reasonable 1 v 1 fights that you're given. it's not about tweaking out and spinning around in circles trying to kill everything and anything as quickly as possible. If you do that, you get exhausted AND it doesn't really transfer over at all since you aren't taking realistic gun fights. you want to practice winning the easy ones and holding angles. it's about becoming consistent, not becoming a spinbotting turret.
>>
Why are the game mode that arent casul or competitive so much damn fun. I've been spending more time playing them recently
>>
>>170612081
Since when was fun important?
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>in a huge slump
>consistently bottom fragging when I was top fragging everyg game

This fucking sucks, how do I get out of it
>>
>>170395154
hltv forums make me realize how retarded the average European is
>>
>>170612776
You do realise they shitpost more than we do
>>
>1 kill 6 round in
>Pull off 2 4v1 clutches in a row
>now top of board
Do you ever wonder if you are just too good for this game?
>>
>>170612808
Only because the /vg/ mod has become a huge kike recently.
>>
>>170612776
Lets be honest. If we got flags on here (not a good idea) it would be all euro shitposts with a few aussies
>>
>>170613084
And occasionally that American asking how he can do skins betting
>>
>>170613084
yea probably

I think CS is just bigger in EU in general. Most Amerilard FPS players are consolefags
>>
>eddie bravo wasn't content ruining jre 911
https://www.infowars.com/eddie-bravo-proves-chemtrails-are-real/
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>when you hit the 16-0 dream
>>
which broadcasts are there today?
>>
>>170614671
kys retard
>>
any professional esports broadcasts today for the video game counterstrike: global offensive?
>>
Does (VAC Authentication Error) mean they got banned or just a normal error?
>>
>>170615064
kill yourself retard
>>
man that esl tournament that was broadcast through gaming.youtube yesterday was really fun
does it start again today? if so at what time?
>>
>>170615294
suicide your life idiot
>>
really craving some pro csgo right now senpai
what time does it start?
>>
>11-4 at halftime
>2 players disconnect
>Manage to lose 13-16
Fuck this game.
>>
>>170615118
>Error
>>
>>170612654
New res?
>>
>>170615438
terminate yourself doofus
>>
>>170612654
cl_righthand 0
>>
>>170615438
http://www.hltv.org/matches/

nothing good on right now.
>>
>>170615860
Damn, not kidding. Jack shit on tonight
>>
>>170615860
ONLY SHIT TODAY WHAT IS THIS REEEEEEE
>>
>decide to test pressing both mouse buttons for a medium flash mid game
>Fuck it up
>Flash teammate and they die
ggwp lads
>>
How do you make B pushes work on inferno? I can push A fine 9 times out of 10 but trying B just results in the team dying
>>
>>170616537
Needs actual teamwork, with smokes and flashes

The reason why inferno is the best map is that it actually requires a team to work as a team and isn't some kiddy map like dust or cache
>>
>>170616924
Yeah, thats not happening, No one has mics but me on this shitty team.

Just gonna keep pushing A and hope they follow
>>
>LEM
>big winning streaks, supreme soon
>only know a total of like 10 smokes across 5 maps

when am i gonna hit the ceiling bros? gonna need to learn em eventually
>>
>>170617763
Hitting the ceiling is good man, many smokes are bounced off the skybox
>>
this game is garbage everybody hacks even the pros hack why do you play this?
>>
>>170618481
Because I find enjoyment in it and rarely get hacks. Just smurfs
>>
>Teammate keeps trying to escape by voting himself off
>Vote no errytime
Feels good
>>
>>170618748
Well. I got kicked instead somehow. At least I dont need to stay with that sinking ship
>>
>>170618481
THANK YOU, every time i play a competitive, all the 9 persons are on hacks except me, when i report them ,VAC DOES NOTHING, THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CAN'T GET OUT OF S2
>>
Anime kids are either shitters or cheaters.

Hiko kills teams.
>>
>>170619413
Anime avatar and name makes you 50% better didnt you know

Also adds +70 to salt collection
>>
give me some tips for learning smokes

right now i've got
>play one map a day
>learn one smoke per side per site for that map
>>
>>170619558
Just fucking throw them. Thats what I do
>>
>>170619558
use geometry.

didnt you learn anything in school?
>>
>>170619585
>>170619634
i mean there are dozens and dozens of smokes
obviously i can't just learn those and then play
need to take it step by step so what's good for that?
i've got the maps that allow me to learn and that's really nice, i'm picking ones that are more generally useful and not too difficult to execute
>>
>>170619558
learn all in one go, don't memorize slowly.
>>
>>170619739
literally watch youtube
>>
>>170619739
memorizing smokes step by step is bad, VERY bad. This is a general rule for all things that need to be memorized and to be used later on repeatedly
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>>170619357
>getting THIS mad that your game is shit
>>
>>170619759
>>170619937
i don't know if you guys are trolling now wtf
pls help
>>
>>170620007
Just do it you faggot. Yesterday you said tomorrow. Tomorrow you say today just fucklon go i cunt
>>
>>170620007
not trolling , I do speed cubing too which has memorization of algorithms (similar to smoking pattern) Literally pick a map , try to memorize around 60- 80 smokes on it and practice come back if you forget some
>>
https://twitter.com/JMG_Miguel/status/840014079368536064

they should have just signed the box instead of the mouse. that shit will smear later on with his sweaty palms. idiots i tell you
>>
>>170620114
>>170620225
alright i'll set aside some time and grind through this boring shit
>>
>>170619739
use your eyes you mongol

just look at sticky out things in walls, or weird antennas, they probably mean theres a good smoke around there

and use your common sense a little bit, its not hard to guess what general area the smoke'll go you tard
>>
>>170620294
What a dumb cunt

You bring a battery powered dremel or similar and get them to engrave their name into it. Cant smear that way
>>
>>170620564
t. silver
>>
>>170620604
>he has to 'learn' smokes

you passed hs maths right???
>>
>>170620670
I agree with you. You just learn where to smoke by playing. Watch your team mates and try to emulate what the enemy does that pisses you off
>>
>>170620294
>>170620584
or just get signs on your keyboard
or don't get signs at all because that shit is cringy
>>
>>170620752
a mousepad would be better desu and the norm nowadays
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>>170620832
Why not get them to sign your dick?

Might as well get them to clean it as well backstage
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>>170620670
wow, we've got a cs savant here lads
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>>170620915
is this intellect a gift or a curse
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>>170621098
>he fell for the smart but lazy meme
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>>170621160
Please dont talk about it. This is the downfall of my life.

So much wasted potential. Now I'm a loser neet who plays csgo and is only silver elite
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>>170616537
Be sure to push up banana ASAP and put down a flashbang on the corner of the building at the end of banana, flashing the entire ally, clear each hiding spot, then put down a smoke on CT. The strategy is even more effective if you're not literally the only one pushing (cus they can clear the ally while you smoke for CT simultaneously, the faster the push and frags go, the more time you can prepare for the retake).
Once you've taken ally be very careful of people in spools, get another teammate to smoke off spools (Not always necessary if you manage to take out a 2nd dude while you clear spots), check dark then newbox, move up, be careful of people hiding up close in 1st and 2nd.
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Remember this day!..
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>have dream about cs
>wake up tilted by how bad your team in dream was
>>
-starix
http://www.hltv.org/news/19984-starix-time-to-move-on
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>>170622532
>Dream I'm in CS
>Die in dream
>Realise I'm dead for good
>Come to terms with this and reach peace
>Wake up
tilted as fuck man
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>>170622670
Mine was
>walking squeaky in cache with m4
>guy pushes with glock
>kill him
>second guy with glock sneaky kills me from behind some crates that aren't there
>teammate right behind me with mp9
>waits 10sec the jumps and full sprays at the guy finally killing him after he throwsa molotov
>mp9 guy has red health
>looks at molotov burning on the ground 5ft from him
>types kill in console
>i get tilted and yell at him
>wake up tilted because thats something my team would do
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>Dust 1.1, terrorist side
>Up 13-4, carrying but my team ain't bad
>Decide to go lmao-mode with a solo pro90 push at B
>Flash and push super quick
>Catch 2 dudes twice over the subsequent rounds (our side lost both times because I wasn't pushing with the team, and because we were toying with them)
>Over the next 2 rounds I do the exact same thing, but they get me, I do a sad face in chat
>One of the CT's says I'm retarded and tells me to stop doing the exact same thing every round
>Do the exact same thing the next round with a scout, double headshot, go frag hunting and get another with a followup shot from my tec-9
>"Yeah, fuck off hacker" and 2 disconnects
>mfw
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>>170623150
>tfw don't dream
>>
>fell for the 144hz meme
>still GNM after 1800 hours
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>>170623668
Jesus. It's not that hard to break out of nova.
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>>170623858
Yes it is you fucking idiot.
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>>170623668
>playing on laptop
>average 50fps, drops <20 when spraying
>go is my first cs
>lem before 150 wins
>over 2000hrs
Lmfao
>>
>>170623668
It's OK I am nearing 3k hours and only gn3

Before the rank shift I was le (for like 3 games and desu I was cheesing by playing only agency
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>>170623858
I was stuck in nova hell once, got boosted out of it by a friend to MG2 Then I started soloqueing again and was doing well.
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>>170613202
ur wrong
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>>170623905
>Learn pop flashes on each site for the maps you like
>Learn smokes on each site for the maps you like
>Maybe a molly toss
Bam, you now have full control over whether people push you or not, and now know how to give you and your team a fighting chance to take bombsites.

If you're solo-ing, learn how to keep a team together. Don't bite your tongue if your team starts tearing at each other. Games where it looks like certain defeat can be won or tied. Just the other day me and my team were getting smashed as T's, every site was triple stacked, losing 3-12, I was convinced the other team was walling, and then we just kept winning round after round at the half time, ended up with a tie.
>>
>Recently attended local LAN
>We had a CSGO tournament with a nice prize pool
>Me and my team go for it
>We do alright. The first game we lose however one guy is super fucking fishy
>After we lose I ask if I can see his fps config since he had a high fps, bs excuse.
>Press insert first to see if hack menu pops up just to see if he is an idiot
>Lets me, I go to his exec, then hit task manager quickly and shuts down a hidden macro program
>Go back ingame
>Hit insert
>R3 menu pops up
>Team disqualified, and we win the round instead
Fucking cheaters
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>>170624152
I can't really say for certain, but I feel like learning how to crawl out of the various 'elo hells' myself has taught me how to improve far better than I would had I been carried, and started playing with people my rank/skill level from the get-go, otherwise I wouldn't haven gotten out of MG either. Sometimes you just end up with aimers who go off and do their own thing, maybe getting kills but not using their heads.

Learning how to play smart before I versed people who could aim as well as me at the time felt like all the struggling was worth it.
>>
>>170624664
>things that didn't happen
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>>170624664
Well aren't you le 3l1t3 hax0r
>>
>AK
>1 hit kill headshots
>Not OP
>AWP
>1 hit kill everywhere but legs
>Not OP
Ummmm gotards????
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>>170625278
Used to be, stopped before I got caught.
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I ironically buy grenades so that my teammates think that I actually care about the game
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>>170625606
Classic.

I buy 4 every round and maybe use 1 if none. I just forget about them
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>>170625659
This is why you're nova.
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>>170625751
*Silver
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>>170625606
I don't even buy nades. Then when I sit on a pile of money I drop everyone an AK on what would normally be Eco.
CT always gets fucked because they don't expect it.
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>>170625948
Why not just wait until you hit 16k then laugh at everyone for being poorfags before dropping a mad 5 v 1 clutch? Are you by chance a pleb?
>>
>dont play for 2 months
>come back because apparently the anti cheat is better now
>go dm
>6 people blatantly aimbotting
very nice
>>
How do you guys form teammates
>>
>>170626151
I like helping people.

also
>Needing fullbuy to clutch
>Not just Helmet + P250
fucking pleb
>>
>>170625387
>tfw modern game conventions have you completely fooled as developers use immersion breaking tricks to keep people from ignoring the game and making their own fun.

A sniper rifle should be a 1 hit kill in the torso or head. Simple as that. If battlefield devs want people to push the objective 100% of the time, then they need to add incentive other than "You won't get as much xp", since winning or losing doesn't matter in a casual game.
>>
>>170626203
>Find game in MM
>"You cunts got mics?"
>Hope for replies
>Work out a plan for the first round
>As they go by someone will become the leaders
>Just follow them to victory while falling into your respective roles
ez
>>
>>170626367
No I mean for like 5 mans. You know. On esea or something
>>
>>170626216
>Helmet + P250
Woah. Rich boy over here

Just use the glock and a single decoy
>>
>>170624664
what's your team name then
>>
>>170626554
Ben's Anime Team
>>
everyone who posts in this general is shit at cs and a weeb larper obsessed with skins

>>170623668
holy shit

you probably have your monitor locked to 60 still and play with your feet

people got global prenerf in 2013 in like 500 hours

do you actually have cerebral palsy or something? what the fuck how is this even possible

>>170623364
>>170623150
>>170622670
autism, noone cares about your head cannon and endless dust 2 games

if ur sub global at this point with 1k hours just end it

>>170626192
you probably suck
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>>170625948
>buy tec-9, armor, smoke every round
>drop op ak-47s and op awps for teammates
>top frag
>they're still mad at me for not using op awp and ak
>>
>>170626679
My god. the projection in this post
>>
>cs general

hmm

>its all anime losers who play valve mm and are "stuck" in "elo hell" complaining about aimbotters on deathmatch servers (as if anyone would bother on a dm server)

really gets the noggin joggin
>>
>>170626624
shut up nigger stop lying on the internet
>>
our slavs byali and taz are streaming my dudes
>>
>>170626860
>reddit's slavs vp
>not /ourslavs/ gambit
>>
>>170626947
>gambit
Gambit are washed up losers at this point. Cant even beat roaches
>>
>Get kicked 2 wins from the end of the match
>Check back later
>Team lost without my help
Is there any better feeling?
>>
>>170626990
gambit throws games, doesn't mean they aren't /ourguys/
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>>170627521
Sure they do. Convenient excuse.
>>
>>170627902
so they can beat north and godsent, get 6th place in a major, but suddenly when the prize pool is way smaller they start losing to shitty tier-4 and tier-5 teams? really makes you think
>>
>>170626782
Hello Reddo
>>
real talk how is nate gaining ranks
>>
can anyone recommend some nice practice maps for potato pc
>>
>>170628293
because he's a professional csgo player?
>>
I like Byali's t-shirt, it's nice.
>>
@170628293
Fuck off
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>>170628293
>Professional csgo player plays silver
>How he gain rank???????
>>
>>170628305
bhop_cutetraps
>>
>>170628305
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=330128769

Heres a good collection to get you started. Also look for reflex training/fast aim. I tend to use that the most
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>>170626723
>Buying at all
>Not dropping your glock on the ground
>Not acing with the knife consistently
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>>170628594
well, i tried them but my pc gives me 12 fps on them
>>
>>170628601
>Not getting an ace with decoys
Its like you dont even want a challenge in this game
>>
>>170612073
Yeah I agree with this. My issue is that DM trains you to expect enemies around every corner when that's obviously not the case.

So it's good for aim if you USE it for aim practice but bad for general game sense. Once you learn to shoot you should be playing casual at the very least so you can use nades and practice retakes and shit.

I remember when the DM server mod for CS source first came out and everyone was like, "hey this is great to warm up to!" and I thought meh this isn't that great. It just teaches you to run around and shoot mindlessly for the most part.
>>
>>170628601
shit man
what knife skins do i have to buy to get to that level
>>
>>170612776
Haha oh man, they're so bad. It's like Twitch chat had a retarded baby and left it in a Slavic orphanage.
>>
>>170628676
You're out of luck then. Most workshop maps run far better than any real map for me.

Get a real pc mate
>>
>>170612826
Don't you mean 1v4

4v1 sounds like you and three team mates killed one guy
>>
>>170613202
(((wrong)))>>170614671
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>>170628802
I'd argue that hltv is a notch about twitch chat.

But thats not saying much. One is just a slightly more polished pile of shit
>>
>>170614671
http://www.hltv.org/matches/

spoon feeding the retarded baby

And what the fuck are these "King of Nordic" tournaments I see every so often on HLTV? How come there's no "King of Bavaria" or "King of Eastern Seaboard"?
>>
>>170615680
But then all the fancy letters and numbers on your custom skines gets turned around into some illegible bullshit, that's not a e s t h e t i c
>>
I've just bought the game and am pretty shit. When I try to play competitive I am often at the bottom in score, I am just to weak compared to people I am matched with.
And my question is if I would manage to win my first 10 games and get my rank will I be then matched with players as shitty as me or with people with the same skill as I am playing right now?
>>
>>170616425
welp, good job senpai. you fucked up the nade and cost your team the round. hope it was worth it.
>>
what are the best glove skins? they all look pretty garbage to me except maybe BOOM! and the charred bloodhound ones
>>
>>170629138
If I remember my shit right during your placement matches you get matched with higher ranked people than normal. I know that after getting a rank it was far easier than the initial 10. Stick through it and hope you get placed higher than silver 3
>>
>>170629204
>glove skins
just fucking kill yourself already
>>
>>170629146
Ironically still won easily. Had a good night of really easy opponents. Semi-worrying since I feel like I'm not improving by going up against easy people like that

Definiitly think I'm gonna hit a wall tomorrow and just lose game after game, been on a long win streak
>>
>>170629502
i'm not buying any, just asking if there are any good ones
>>
>>170629204
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>>170629658
I like the red checker pattern ones I see around. But really I just dont pay enough attention to them, gloves are so far out of the way its pointless. How long until we can use our fists as weapons?
>>
https://twitter.com/HObbitcsgo/status/840230259484176385
>>
Goodnight CSGO

May your dreams be full of good frags and no tilt
>>
>>170629726
End yourself you retarded faggot dumbass brainless autist.
>>
>bialy streaming
>also speaking english
wat
>>
>>170629921
Hello reddo!
>>
>>170630240
>using punctuation
>capitalizing letters
hello reddo
>>
>>170628463
this isn't hltv my little favelado
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>>170628601
gabe buys some ugly ass expensive fucking knives
>>
>>170630962
where do you think our money goes to?
>>
>>170629138
if you make it through your ten placement matches you'll get to play against people in your same skill group, not like it is now.
>>
>simple barely getting views because /ourslavs/ are streaming
>>
>>170629204
I got the convoy driving gloves because those were the only ones I liked that weren't super expensive.

The motocross gloves are fucking dumb and the sport ones look like fucking football receiver gloves.

All the edgy pros use the bloodhound because they're fingerless and have the little skull icon on the outside.

But the specialist and driver gloves are alight if there's a color you like.
>>
>>170631126
don't give false info
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>>170629204
>>
>>170629138
if i remember corectly , you get deranked even if you don't have a rank (the rank is just a class group for your elo points), so you will eventuall meet people with your skill group NOT to do anything with winning 10 compi
>>
>TWO blatant wallhackers on the enemy team
>They both buy AWPs and shoot through walls all the time, often scoring 2-3 kills doing so

Why does VAC not pick this up?
>>
>>170631242
i'd like the driver gloves most if they were more basic and didn't have camo or anything

the snake ones are ok
>>
>>170631426
lmao @ u
>>
>>170631397
jesus those gloves look terrible on t side
>>170631426
vac only detects signatures of cheats it knows, if you make a cheat and don't share it with anyone it will almost definitely never get detected by vac
>>
>>170631697
>I'm that guy that has a different loadout for each side.

yikes, how was telling your parents that you're gay?
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APOLOGIZE!!!
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>>170632381
>CP masterrace
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>>170632381
ok
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>>170632381
@coolmax
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Sall all.
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just starting to get back into csgo, i'm nova 4 but was mge before i stopped playing. looking for some people to play with. hit me up /id/eukuk
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>>170632303
i don't
gloves just look terrible without long sleeves
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