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>Old Thread
>>170087728
SK are our guys
>>170187526
no its not
nobody wants to watch 5 hours game, unless you are some weeb shit faggot
xth for Misfits
dupreeh is so blatant
can't wait for the day valve decides to ban him in the middle of a match
day of the rope soon hackercucks
>>170187685
what the fuck else do you have to do on a sunday evening
Deagle WILL BE NERFED after this event.
Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve Corporation
>look through my family sharing
>see some weird profile i dont remember
>takes couple tries to get the password right
>its some super old smurf (3 year service badge on steam)
>only game played is csgo with barely over 1 hour
top lmao
wish i found it before last major
>>170187825
some people actually have jobs and shits tomorrow you filthy NEET
>>170187912
>being a wage cuck
lmao
so who wins nuke?
>>170187825
I'm working a ten hours shift with the fucking flu, I want to kill myself
>>170187792
how the fuck would he even hack you fucking retard, there are cameras fucking everywhere, they cant install programs, etc
fuck off
>>170187792
Valve tournament winners wont ever be banned, the shitstorm would be too great
see flusha, he was immune because he won a major previously
>>170187960
Astralis
>>170188030
>le flusha hacks meme
back to reddin you go la
>>170187825
i have a girlfriend and my mom came to visit me, bo3 would have been much better
>>170187960
astralis
>>170187983
and you are making at least $10/hr. I live in second world country and making literally like $1.3/hr
>>170187912
i have work tomorrow too retard but i'm not fat so i don't have to sleep 12 hours a day
>>170187912
>being a Eurofag
heh
the games started at 9:30 am for me, it wont even be night time by the time its ov er
>>170188149
>la
fuck off with your /sp/ memes la
>tfw your mom sends you 600 bucks because you are running low
>>170188152
sorry we didn't accommodate you normalfuck
>>170188152
>b-but my MOMMY!
kill yourself faggot lmao
>mfw I will never be a superior Dane
>mfw I don't have a face
>>170188301
>>170188375
imagine being this fucking autistic
>>170188195
jesus christ why even bother to live
what do you work with and where? I'm doing menial factory work in Sweden and get 15 yurobucks an hour
>tfw heaton wins mästarnas mästare
Good night Astralis
why is niko so fat?
>>170188702
>Wanting to eb a fucking dog
>>170188748
>dude everyone must conform to my scheduled meeting time with my mommy
lmao and we're the autistic ones
>>170188818
>jesus christ why even bother to live
I have an EU citizenship too so I'm planing to emigrate if it doesnt get better.
>what do you work with and where?
I work in small local casino and my salary is 250e + ~50e tips, but im doing almost nothing for 8 hours since there are no so many people. And its not just my job, I have a friend working in local official Siemens factory and he gets like 400e with overtimes but he works his ass off.
>>170189130
shut it autismo
>>170189070
human gear hormone
>go for a run
>come back and shower
>faze cucks getting btfo
rofl
>>170189454
what country
>>170189070
something happened, not sure what
Fyi gotards
BlackpoisoN aka the singular decent player in South Afrika is coming Merica. Bet he joins Optic.
>>170189946
Balkan.
>>170190045
>americucks are about to get BTFO by mkembe mutumbo who has a grand total of 13 other players to practice with at 350 ping
how can whitebois even compete?
>>170190012
Being able to afford food. YNk get fat too
>>170190012
money
mouse was probably paying him in shoes or whatever Bosniggers need
now he can finally eat
>>170190045
hes joining CLG, he'll be irrelevant
>gotards cucked by danes
>>170190172
hes white. he practices in real life defending the bombsite (his house) from african raiders
niggers BTFO
>>170190207
He got fat in mouz, they feed in bratwürst
>>170190269
really? whats up with clg picking up these refugees?
>>170190045
Fuck the whole of bravado
>BO5 GF
MY
FUCKKING
GIGASIDES
G O T A R D S
>>170190269
https://twitter.com/blackpoisoNcs/status/838444745479290880
CLG already has an IGL too
>>170190485
agree
should be bo7
>>170190565
Bo4 would work better to be honest.
What the fuck. Didnt this game start 3 hours ago? How is it going still
wow xyp9x's """"""""gamesense"""""""" sure seems natural
>>170190694
>Astralis wins 2 maps
>Faze wins next two
Who takes home the series?
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/838491069474013185
>kio 1-12
>>170190751
30 minute breaks between each half
>>170190694
yeah and in case of a tie play one more map
much better than this bo5 garbage
>>170190751
in map 2 Niko got "accidentally" VACbanned...apparently it was som glitch as per the commentators but it froze the tournament for like 45mins...
>>170190865
Ahh. Ok
>>170190883
Top kek. I'm sure that wont be investigated later only to be proven as a real ban
>>170190857
I miss the days when kio was blatantly hacking along with cuckly
Now he's trying to be clean and it's just not working baka
>>170190791
Obviously Faze, since they're an european team and Poland is a member of the EU.
>>170191013
>investigated later only to be proven as a real ban
LOL maybe..it was fuckin weird
>>170190853
Did he just slap a fish into a George Forman? That looks disgusting. I wouldn't even try clean it, just dump the whole thing.
if u didnt have these as a teenager ur not a real gamer
discuss
>>170191303
if u didn't have one of these u were and forever will be a scrub
if astralis takes pistols its gg tbqh
>>170191459
i had these
now i have this
>>170191303
>gaymer
>>>leddit
>buy pistols against rifles
>win
...
>that had potential
At no point did he have a fuckin chance there...
>>170191725
if he headshot kio allu would be dead tbqh
Matches should be BO4 so both teams have a chance to win.
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
gg 16-10 faze wins
So how will they nerf the deagle?
We all know Valve will only be satisfied when every round is 100% tec-9s
Only the comfiest for me
Twitch mods putting emote-only mode when score's 9-11 for the muslim terrorist emote.
top kek
>>170191568
should have got some nongay looking sennheisers
this cant be happening
im in charge here
why does xyp9x remind me of this fucker?
This map is fucking shit
how come they dont sell those blue zowie mousepads anymore?
>>170192730
because benq has gone full retard since they bought out zowie and they hate money
i lovsmix
https://twitter.com/smixity/status/838482327143661570
>another dm ruined by awps and deags
Nate has won all of his gold nova 3 games so far
GN4 soon fellow gocart!
>>170192856
t. Autismstralis
>>170192816
she is perfect
why do the danes keep shooting their teammates
THE PROBLEM
N I N J A
ASSTRALIS TILTED
GOD ALLU
>>170193270
>manlet trying to stay relevant
*yawn*
GG FAZE
so fucking blatant lmao
astralis lost
ghahahahaha
Dupreeh saves it again with another ace at the perfect moment. What a shocker.
Shit that ace was awesome. Calling a time out after that is brutal too.
fuck this fucking shit game
this is literally HvH
didn't gla1ve call a pause because he thought they already lost the round
2 FUCKING BULLETS
>>170193270
I really fucking hate Destiny
dude needs a good beat down
So now that Valve has officially endorsed hacking by not banning dupree, should I get on the gear?
how about you just gitgud
>dupreeh
>immensely shit most of the time
>just happens to hit perfect angles and peeks in bad situations
hmm
bot allu singlehandely losing this
>>170193619
>2017
>not already on at least hectogear
are u even trying
LIT
faze cucks BTFO
lmao
>>170193880
hello rebbit
>>170193880
They are going to win this match before losing the next and choking in OT on the 5th map. Screenshot this
>>170194059
Fucked that up, cant count.
They are going to win this match before choking in OT on the last map. Misread my script
>>170194059
nope
3-1 astralis
>>170192816
>i le love the game xD
so who wins on inferno?
>>170194459
The viewer!
>>170194459
Astralis
>>170192816
you just know...
>>170194591
niko def gave her the rouladen that night
>>170194716
>zelda
what the hell is going on
>>170194716
holy fuck this game is dead
>>170194716
>heroes of the storm more viewers than dota 2
omg
>>170194796
Zelda is hip with normies.
>niko 113adr
jesus
>>170192816
https://twitter.com/juliakiran/status/838488180580036613
>>170194841
get your LOL on at thatfeelwhen dot online :)
>>170194796
lirik
>>170194796
First weekend of any major game launch always puts it in the top 5. League being so low is surprising given it's TSM and Liquid that are playing though I guess their opponents (Dignitas and EchoFox) aren't as big.
>>170194716
Thats pretty good
>ywn take advantage of drunk smxity
>that smoke that goes no where
I'm really curious what this australius T side trick is.
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
>pistol round
>lose
>force buy
>win
literally what is the point of buying anything second round if you're guaranteed to lose to a force buy no matter what you buy
might as well just go with USPs and then forcebuy back next round
stop being salty fazefags
>>170195067
>ywn take advantage of drunk pansy
>>170195518
??? I have multiple times, literally go to any ESL event and line up outside the toilets
>>170195518
>ywn take advantage of drunk dosia
>>170195518
I wonder what panties pansy wears
>>170195518
To be honest I wish drunk pansy took advantage of drunk me. And peg me while I am vulnerable and emotional because vodka
>>170195960
thats gay
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IN APPTS
clips.twitch.
tv/AntsyObservantEaglePJSugar
>they are not cheating
>Kjaerbye
hahahahaa they're not even trying to hide it anymore
How are Astralis winning if they have less money
They're fucking hacking for exit kills. Valve really wants to kill this game by not banning these cucks.
>Earphones under headset
How is this allowed? They could be receiving info from outside sources
>>170196279
The headset is from the venue and only plays white noise
The earphones are the actual game audio
>>170196182
just a flick m8
>>170196279
I imagine the people at Audi who decided to sponsor Astralis are sweating bullets now that they're making their macrohacking this obvious
why is allu so inconsistent
>>170196494
I seriously doubt anyone who watches this actually is a consumer of new audis.
>le run and gun headshot through the wall
Just like my games.
FAZE THE FUCK UP LADS WEEEEE
gee i wonder how he's able to "snap both ways fast enough"
>>170196359
no, it's 4.1 surround headset setup
gg faze wins this
This stadium is decently full considering VP and the rest of the slavs got eliminated.
Why do people even buy those inflatable clapping sticks fucking retards
actually they get their inside info from esl admins through the headsets about what comes next in the script, it's not white noise
>>170197226
>buy
>>170197226
does the noise send you into an autistic panic rage?
>>170196890
KEK
CLASSIC NIKO SPRAY
>clutching 1v2
>fart so bad I can't even breath or see
allu carrying so hard
acelu
>>170197179
and it's fucking 11 pm on a sunday
fuuuck this shit, tight af game but work in 7 hours.....
What the fuck Allu. Why is he so good 1 round a game
Another game ruined by OP awp...
>>170197386
did it smell nice though?
GOD ALLU
ALLU AKHBAR
>>170197386
>>170197468
reminder that all the biggest chokers are awp babies
Oh, it's the "establishing Allu as the inconsistent player" round in the script. Kinda feel like he needs some character progression already.
>feeding allu
Fairly sure inferno was his best map going back all the way to NiP
>>170197386
sup dosia
>>170190485
>tfw no best of five girlfriend
sadfrog.jpg
>>170197448
Nigga pls, I get up to work in 4 hours for a 12h shit.
>>170197645
Good luck with that shit man, I know how hard it is to push out a marathon like that
>Bo5 actually going to 5 maps
is the 'Karrigan's Revenge' script the best script ever?
>Even the casters are trying to figure out if they're shouting "FAZE".
That just sounded like an autistic scream.
>>170197750
>all 5
Pretty sure it's "inferno goes on double overtime and comeback team wins" script.
blessed allu drained all the power of finnish csgo scene and is now unleashing it
I like the BO5 format but why did they schedule it so late? It's 11:15pm in the arena now with the likelihood of another map to come. There's no reason this couldn't have been on at 2 or 3pm even with the SCII finals beforehand,
what the fuck is wrong with these anti ecos this bo5
rain throwing
>pistols vs guns
>win
heh tough luck kiddo
>>170198043
to not overlap with the SC2 finals earlier today
whoa, what a great balanced game!
>>170198171
did sc2 break 10k viewers total in twitch during finals?
What is the point in buying anything other than pistols and ump in this game?
>>170198043
the nerds who go to those events have nowhere to be on a Monday morning, plus they probably want to hold a hype afterparty at a nightclub.
>>170197448
>tfw 9am on a monday
>Eating breakfast in bed and watching comfy kato
Feels good man. Luckily dont have work until 12 today
>having strategy at all
just buy pistol+armor and rush lmao
>>170198171
oh you covered that
i think they started less than 30 mins after sc2 finished though
>>170198248
it breaks 10k just for early-round GSL games, never mind a big tournament. i didn't check the number but i saw it was #1 on twitch just as the finals finished
i mean it's not huge but it easily clears 10k
>8 - 10
>>170194716
I remember when the ESL Cologne 2015 grand final had a peak of 1,000,000 viewers lmao
gabe must be feeling so fucking dumb for not drawing a line in the sand and actually banning some pros earlier
it's only gonna get worse from here and now he'd have to ban so many people it'd literally instantly destroy every team
>>170198569
>9 - 10
>>170198569
>9 - 10
fug
OY VEY THE SCRIPT DOESN'T HOLD UP
>>170198668
700000 children gambling
>>170198726
5 games and overtime baby
>9-11
>twitch chat goes into emote only mode
kek
>>170198569
>>170198691
>>170198723
>9 - 11
>you can survive the bomb from pit
who designed this map jesus fucking wet
9/11 great score terrible day
stupid question perhaps, but are you allowed to talk during the opponent's tactical pauses?
>>170198926
meanwhile on nuke you can basically die standing in T spawn
>>170198885
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>170198956
no, the staff gags them during the pause
>>170198926
It depends on where you plant. Smart plant = ez survive
>>170198926
its always been like that though
>>170198885
ANELE
>Dupreeh
>legitimate
>karrigan
choke time
>11-11
kill me, don't let Borestralis win
What on earth are the crowd chanting?
>>170198687
they don't care because reddit kids will just keep buying skins, getting vac'd then doign ti all over again
rain seems like he's had enough playing cs for today
he's ready to lose inferno and go to sleep
Astralis is going into business for themselves and shooting on Faze
>people actually thought karrigan wouldn't choke
>>170199267
FAZE UP BOY
>>170199267
BlazeUp
has a bo5 ever gone the full distance? feels like they're always 3-0 or 3-1.
>3.5hrs of this
>Still only 1:1
GG no RE
>>170199424
It's 2-1 la
why peek rain
I BELIEVED
>>170199463
Same thing, dont be so pedantic.
>>170199352
Champions of Champions with Fnatic/NV in 2015.
Whatever was that SK/Navi tournament early in 2016.
rain wtf why'd you peek???? fucking idiot
rain you fucking idiot
you could literally hear the director yelling in rain's headset telling him to peek to establish the choke script
why do you peek there? it makes no sense
i'm literally silver after 15 games and i don't do that lol
>rain
>tfw in 1.6 you had to escape the solar system to survive the bomb
csgo babbys will never know the struggly
My boy Kjaerbye is having difficulties with the headset.
>NiKo 12-8-14
What the fuck is he doing this match
kato 14 stickers are the best stickers prove me wrong
leaked script says karrigan will predict one of astralis play and force a 5th map.
>>170199694
he never played inferno with mouse
>>170199694
alt tabbing to the market and watching his sticker price drop :(
16-14 astralis
they have to get everyone out of the venue by 12
karrigan missing so many sprays and free kills
>kiocunt
WTF ASTRALIS
>>170199720
Thats not kawaii killer
FAZE UP
>>170194910
COUNTERACTION RISING
Take it to map 5 bois, don't let the Danes win
>>170199969
YEAH WE ARE READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE
>>170199897
I meant teams qt
it begins
day of the rope soon danecucks
[FAZE] xXx_420n0sc0p31t_xXx
we got this bois
Asstralis pls win so I can go to sleep
Man, ANOTHER map? I need some GFuel to keep going!
>>170195642
There is not enough alcohol in the world to get him intoxicated
[FAZE] MLG_DankBlunts1337_420
faze up in this bitch
You guys ready for the choke of the century?
Faze is going down
rain is throwing
>tactical pause into dominating round win
can these fucking writers get some new ideas please
>>170199694
Choking. He has like no experience in getting to lan finals.
>NA team
>all players are european
>>170200312
esports
ALLU CHOKE
L
L
U
C
H
O
K
E
what a coincidence that they decided to spray through the smoke at that exact moment huh
>be faze
>have 2 maps gifted to you by astralis fuck ups
>lose them anyway
>lose 1-3
lmao imagine being a fan of a karrigan team
>>170200312
who said it was NA?
>>170200312
At least their coach is American.
gg faze, you tried
going 8-7 on CT side inferno was really unacceptable on FaZe's part
blew it right there
why
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sure is lucky it didn't go to another map or OT or they'd have to start getting the crowd out of the venue before they were finished playing just like last year. Almost as if it was planned out this way.
>>170200632
they were 9-6
>Niko
I'm sure they are happy with they half a million investment.
defuse the bomb omg i'm so tilted right now what is this shit show
>>170200312
huh?
WHO'S DEFUSING????
hackers win gg
faze is so psyched they made it out of groups for once they don't even care
>crowd silent
the only silver lining
>danes
its not right
>>170200783
They've been making it out of groups since Karrigan joined.
FAZE DOWN
>>170200748
without him they are out at the group stage so ya
>>170200848
>open twitch chat
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>170200312
Location of the orgs has nothing to do with the team location.
>>170200848
Whos gonna cheer for boring danes?
>American is the only one clapping
>duplet
Astralis is best team, debate me
its official
astralis are now our guys
>>170200737
Explain
>this arrogance after winning a fake major
lmaooooooo
>>170201017
They are objectively best. But subjectively worst. Such plain matches
>every time someone from Astralis gets interviewed they shill that sports psychologist
>ywn be a psychologist and brainwash nerds to give you money
Kjaerbye literally breaking the rules by taking his headphones off mid match
https://clips.twitch.
tv/CrispyCulturedCheeseAllenHuhu
https://clips.twitch.
tv/AssiduousArborealWaspItsBoshyTime
Too bad only pussies try to win no matter what
>>170201063
At last year's Katowice the crowd was forced out of the building by security when one of the days ran late
How do I gitgud with rifles? I dominate with usp/p2k but when it comes to gun rounds / dm i get shit on
>>170201240
What the fuck
>>170201259
pull down when shooting
>>170201147
He was uncomfortable with it the whole series and the first clip is retarded.
Dont talk about my husbando ever again.
>>170201259
Reflex training map. Spend an hour each day dinking the bots.
>>170201259
>I dominate with guns that have low recoil and 1 tap headshots while they have glocks which are notoriously inaccurate while running unlike the usp
hahahaha
>>170201259
-don't attempt sprays, you aren't pro
-hide behind shit/ take safe angles
-wait for your teammates to die before doing anything
-when you then die, ask your teammates why they suck and die so early
there, now you are steel
>>170201259
long range tap
mid range 4-5 round burst
short range jump around like a spaz and spray
got me to eagle at least lul
>Great finals format choice
Too bad they started it way too late. If one of the maps went into OT or the series went the distance, they would have exceeded the time they had the Spodek for and would've had to empty out the crowd potentially.
>Great group format
Probably one of the worst formats for a group ever--insane potential for upsets and forces teams to play 4 teams on one day.
>Great observing
Literally the default observers for nearly every CS event.
>Great casting choices
>Pansy
>Great venue and crowd (as always)
Crowd barely cheered and were only there since the event was free.
>Put in effort to try to get a great musician for a live performance
A DJ isn't a "musician" and the community has been telling ESL that they don't give a fuck about these gimmicks since NY.
>Great job listening to feedback
See above
>>170201880
Obviously written by an ESL shill wtf lol
>>170201880
I agree. But you need to go back
>>170201880
>insane potential for upsets and forces teams to play 4 teams on one day
so
>>pansy
kys she is our bro (female)
>>170201880
>>Great casting choices
>>Pansy
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, fucko?
>>170201880
looks like you intended to reply to a reddit comment but instead posted on 4chan. You've made a mistake, but fear not! you can still recover. Delete this post and hurry to reddit to make a proper reply.
>>170201880
Stop posting your own Reddit threads here and pretending to shit on them. That thread has a total of 9 comments most of them disagreeing with the post.
>>170201880
kys
>>170202093
She's supposed to have a dick in her mouth, not a microphone
fucking redditors everywhere
here's chrisJoint for u
>>170197179
>come to see vp
>no vp
>still chant for vp
planning that backpacking trip already lads
>>170202525
VP still has a chance. Comeback of the century.
Gonna be waiting out the back of the staduim with clubs in hand, asstralius wont see it coming
>>170202597
asstralis deserves it
>>170202652
VP won the popular vote
>>170202557
daym dude, a month's salary in one night, not bad
>>170202557
what site is this fammo?
ded thread
ded game
>>170205589
Ur ded kiddo
sum up systemd controversy in one sentence
>>170205785
u gay bitch
>>170205785
Never heard of it
>>170205785
Autistic neckbeards who don't even know what it does screeching
>>170205875
>>170206013
>>170206103
wrong thread but thanks guys
tfw no good old fashioned lover boy(male)
>Teammate talking shit after I miss a frag and it makes him topfragger (Literally 1 kill ahead of me)
>Mute him
>End up outfragging the shit out of him because I didn't have to hear his whiny ass.
I asked him for an apology since I carried him T side but all I got was "Fuck off faggot"
Ecs is on
>23 kills T side, 15 rounds
>4 kills CT side, 9 rounds
what am i doing wrong
>>170210158
I'm the same. I'll just never be in the right place. Always watching the wrong site and not being able to rotate in time to catch anyone but the last T
>>170210158
>he peaks in the first half
Have fun always choking, kiddo
am i banned
>>170210771
yes
>>170210771
if only
>>170210158
What? Mine is usually inverse, I can't get any kills on T-side unless I camp and hope some dude peeks
>>170211074
Are you mostly an AWPer?
>>170210158
>God like entry fragger
>Shit tier site holder.
I know that feel bro.
Anyone hype 2 watch more semphis raging his way to a loss?
>Mirage T side
>Decide to rush B
>Going great. 1 tap the guy on van
>Flash out, jump down
>Right into cross fire
>Get to watch team slowly jump down 1 by 1 and die
Why do people not understand rushing? Its the most basic of concepts
>>170211220
It's all peekers advantage, you're still shit and you'd get destroyed on lan because the only valid conclusion is that you have shit positioning and you can't trick terrorists into crossfires.
Will chrisj steam splyce again?
>>170211162
I mean I only use the awp on ct. Never on T
>>170212714
you what
So, what was your experiences with betting?
Assuming that I have self control, and do smart bets, is it possible to turn a small sum into a decent profit?
Did anyone here managed to do that?
How do I git gud?
Seriously, the only thing I managed to do well is being CT at Dust II just kill me now
>>170211563
>It's peeker's advantage for you, but not against you.
Blow me kid. I'd destroy you on LAN in a fistfight because you're a pussy faggot.
>>170214325
A few years back I had a mate who was very good at betting on esports. We used the ingame currency in the eve online MMO to make mad profit. There is a lot to learn though, its not just about the risk of each bet but the value.
Going off my memory now his basic rules were
Dont bet on anything under $1.6
Never take a "safe bet", upsets happen far to often
Small bets on high return matches are always worth it, especially BO1s as we saw in kato
Frankly you will need to do your research into betting someplace else to win big. We can only help with teams and stats
>>170214325
>>170215413
Oh and learn how to take losses. Treat money that you have on bet as already lost, never ever chase losses or put yourself in financial risk regardless of possible profit
>>170215413
It's ok, since I'm a thirdworlder a 100usd gain represents a really large profit for me.
I'm planning on using skins to cash pages to sell my steam items and make a small bankroll to start with, maybe drop a little bit more.
why the 1.6 rule? also is there usually a minimum bet allowed? like, can I bet half a dollar?
thank you for your time.
>>170215864
$1.6 is for odds in my country. So its 1.6x your cash or whatever system you use
>>170213663
Chrisj steams splyce games and gets all emo because crucial is pretty bad
>elige and shox both play the superior game
Get owned, CSuckers
edited spicy meme coming through
@170217920
>cucknumbre didn't get any replies in /cuckg/ so he has to post it here
lmaoing @ ur life my man
>>170218179
hvh on assault community servers is fune
post tuness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifY-5UZRamU
Should I start a bet group? I'm literally a bet god
>>170217920
Elige (after half a week of playing) was better than the entire liquid pro team as a standin, so he went back to cs
>>170192654
Underrated post
Best site to make bets with bitcoins?
Is he /ourguy/?
>>170216586
what are you attempting to communicate here?
>>170224616
Pansy gang bang squad
Bow down to your new Danish masters you fucking cucks
Let the mighty uncut cock penetrate your plebeian sphincter and embrace your new gods
>>170225702
cash out your btc before the flippening idiot
I've watched so much csgo over the last week I have no desire to play now.
What do?
Why does Valve hate CSGO?
>>170220781
Yes
>>170232689
They dont. They just realised all they need to do is let the community make skins, they pick a few and put em in a case and that will keep their business model going for the next 12 years
>>170214325
another thing i've learned is to never bet on anything above ~75% odds for your team, because you either get almost nothing, or lose everything. csgo is a game, like most games, involving a lot of luck which can shape the outcome of games, and in smaller matches and best of ones upsets happen all the time.
Played five games today. 1 without hackers.
It was nice.
>>170233028
I'm silver and havent seen a blatant hacker in the past week, everyone is just smurfs
>>170233124
Sounds nice
>>170215225
-remove dust eleven from your map pool
-get good at nades/flashes/smokes into sites
-if you primarily use awps, learn rifles
-never let someone push out alone, including retarded pushes on ct side
-learn smokes, molotovs, flashes
-play with friends if you have friends
-conmunicate, be friendly with your teammates
-use an anime pfp
>>170218179
>he doesn't play 1v10 expert bots demolition on shorttrain
what do you even do in counter strike
>>170229901
>implying asstralis didn't pay the superior slav teams large sums of money to throw
>>170233641
>slav
>superior
Kek.
>>170233028
rank/location/prime mm?
>>170233667
not an argument
Will training maps actually make me good or should I be spending that time actually playing matches
>>170232856
>hasn't been a case since November
Apparently they can't even do that right
>>170234520
they don't need another case
people are still trying to get gamma doppler/autotronic/black laminate knives that are barely existent in any market.
new operation when? I want a coin as well
>>170234341
playing on a headshot only DM server made me aim better in an actual comp game.
>>170235772
Just wait, we're going to get gloves 2 soon aren't we
>>170236781
Lighter skins bro.
>tfw only have a gamma doppler gut knife
is this guy cheating?
>>170237194
I dont think so. There was a CT visible from 7-8s and he didnt notice. Ez kill with any hacks
>>170188152
>gf
>on counter strike general
Not on my fucking watch
>>170237265
running awp headshot into smoke isn't suspect?
>>170237687
He seems to stop for just long enough to take the shot. Lucky shot imo
>>170237123
>falling for the 'knife that isn't a huntsman, bayonet, m9, falchion, or bowie' knife meme
>falling for the 'knife skins other than vanilla or night' meme
>>170237123
Gut knife is nice. Might just be because I've used them a lot irl
>>170237849
got it for free so okay lol
>>170237973
How?
>>170220781 here
I recommend a bet on chiefs, trust me.
>Dev1ce has earned $125k of prize-money in just over two months
What are you doing with your life anon?
>>170240528
Jerking off to anime and dreading the fact that I'm nearly out of saving and will have to get a job again.
>>170240528
getting my masters degree in british literature, 300k starting after the summer
>>170241135
Who pays 300k for someone studying literature
>>170241167
ithinkthatsthejoke.jpg
>>170241135
also hey stich
>>170240224
you're still poor lul
>>170237996
by being good at betting duh
>>170241671
Chiefs is winning rn tho
>>170241760
post your bankroll?
>>170241809
currently got $100 on chiefs too
I started with the stat blue lam 3 days ago btw
>>170241881
good jokes
>>170241958
You want to see the full bet history?
what is a legit way to cash out skin for money (paypal) ?
>>170242062
Trade your skins for keys -> trade your keys for btc with a btc bot -> trade btc for money using circle
>>170242107
holy shit, effort
>>170242141
You can use bitskins/opskins but you're going to have to give ID/SS num eventually
>>170242243
I just need to sell 2 skins so I can recover the 30 euro I lost betting. Is skins.cash a legit site?
I haven't played this game seriously in 2 years, anytime I have since then was the rare time friends pulled me on to fuck around in DM.
Whats changed since then thats noticable? I saw Nuke got a makeover.
literally free skins
i should make a betting group
>>170242363
No, it's not legit. Go to /r/globaloffensivetrade on reddit
>>170242493
hello reddo
>>170242483
forgot pic
>>170242551
Are you betting on the Supremacy vs Cypher game?
I'm thinking of putting $100 on Supremacy
>>170242409
Valve fucked around with initial accuracy because shitters kept crying about getting 1 tapped, then they changed it back.
R8 Revolver fiasco which I'm sure you know of as everyone and their mother knows about that.
CZ-75 isn't the go-to always buy choice of pistols anymore, it has actual risk/reward to it.
Inferno also got a makeover
Guns sound like shit now.
The Zeus is in competitive
You have to pay cash money for sprays
Plenty more skins have been shelled out
Tec-9 got buffed into absurdity then subsequently nerfed.
You move quite slowly while zoomed with an AWP now, Scout is still full speed
P90 is expensive as hell now
>>170242493
Can't register at this time.
Reeee
>Win 8 games in a row against LEM and supremes
>MGE still
>Win 2 more today
>Finally hit DMG
What the fuck is this game volvo.
>>170243003
Uprank from MGE to DMG is steeper than the rest.
Same with SMFC to Global.
If you keep playing like this, you'll reach LEM/Supreme in no time.
Actually, now that I think about it, they do call it DMG hell so maybe you are stuck there for a while as well.
But don't worry, you are still bad at the game.
>>170242793
>CZ-75 isn't the go-to always buy choice of pistols anymore, it has actual risk/reward to it
Christ I remember back then. You thought you were okay because you won pistol and first gun round then the next thing you know you're getting rushed by automatic headshot machines round 3.
>>170243095
That's fine, I'll just que with hackers
>>170242793
>P90 is expensive as hell now
Wasn't it always 2350?
Is there any reason left to buy a famas/galil now that the UMP is main meta now?
>>170243547
Long range the Famas will still be better than UMP.
>>170243547
Nope. If you're gunna engage enemies at longer ranges then both galil and famas are too inaccurate for prolonged gunfights, and need 2 shots to kill, even if you're dead on you'll get headshot by an ak or sprayed down by an m4 after you manage to dink them, assuming they see you at the same time you see them.
Ump basically has the same damage output of the eco rifles at medium to close range, so there's no point not using them, since if you engage at long range with any of the eco guns you're dead.
>>170242409
You should never buy any SMG thats not the UMP.
>>170243895
MP7 would like to have a word with you
>>170243918
>The strictly worse SMG would like to have a word with you
>>170243918
>costs more
>does less damage
Power rank the shotguns pls. I'm too dumb to think for myself
>>170244038
MP7 is better in every way, it's just not worth the expense when you can buy a ump $500 cheaper
>>170244038
implying the MP7 isn't miles better than an UMP in certain situations.
I'm not saying MP7 > UMP but in some situations it is better.
Maybe not if you are high elo global and every shot is a headshot, but this is /csgog/ after all.
>>170243452
Yeah I may be wrong on that. I don't know why but I thought it used to be cheaper. Or maybe it just feels that way since the other SMGs are actually attractive choices now.
>>170244140
> other SMGs are actually attractive choices now.
Pretty sure there hasnt been any specific changes to smgs, just changing the armor penetration of the entire class back in 2013
Why does Valve hate the AUG? The SG is just flat out better.
Marke about to get so banned lmao
>>170244593
>Cheaper
>More damage
>More penetration
>Slightly more recoil but they both kick like mules after a small burst so you should only be tapping with either anyway
>Better skins
Dunno mang. AUG is just shit.
>>170244709
Their recoil is odd. Massive effect but one of the quickest recoil resets in the game
>>170244745
Exactly why you should only be tapping with them.
It also makes the recoil differences between them pretty much non-existent, giving the SG553 a pretty big advantage over the AUG.
>>170244080
mag > nova > xm > sawnoff
wtf i love australia now
>>170244825
Are you betting on the Supremacy game?
I just put $100 down.
>Mexicans out of esea
>tripfag in csgog
We half way there
>>170244929
>>tripfag in csgog
I didnt even notice. Anti-bullying squad activate.
>>170244982
I was only tripfagging to post my bet predictions, I'll take it off
>>170244850
yup
>yfw no valve anticheat on linux
>yfw valve doesn't care about hackers
>>170246209
Is AimTux actually a viable hack then? I thought it would get shut down real fast because it is free.
>>170244997
Keep it off
>>170246209
yfw valve doesn't care about the game
>>170246280
>not trusting Kondo
Kondon't do that
>>170244850
EZ BOIS
>$600 in 3 days from $16
>bet so much that I raised the odds from %18 to %30
Das it senpai
>>170244825
You got a steam ID mate? Would love to talk bets
Logitech 403 or Rival 700?
Same sensor i think
>>170247298
G900
>>170247298
buying a gaming mouse named 'prodigy' won't make you one
can't fix shit hand genetics with a mouse
>bought the Logitech G PRO because it was recommended here
>its fucking tiny
>returned it for a Rival 300
Man yall a bunch of handlets
>>170247793
>>170247845
You cant hide, retarded fag
>>170247419
Why pay more for the same mouse but mmo edition?
>>170247872
excuse me for removing the post using my trappychan mockery trip you fucking faggot
>>170247915
g900 would be a shitty mmo mouse and the shape is very different from the g403
>>170247845
No one asked about the pro series you cuck
>>170247298
zowie za12
>>170247946
>excuse me for being a faggot you faggot
>put 8 year old monitor on sale, some old fuck buys it for 70
>buy myself a new 144hz monitor
OK TIME TO GO PRO LADS
>>170248680
>new 144hz monitor
>70
>>170248680
>not 240
Anon... gomenasai...
>>170248759
220, but -70 = steal
>>170248760
Imploding I even get steady 144 fps ;_;
>>170248680
>only a car
>not a jet
>>170248926
when will hertzlets ever learn?
>>170248680
where did you sell it?
aussie aussie aussie
>>170249297
where do you even gamble these days
>>170249297
yuo never lern men ...
>>170249297
>>170244825
>>170242551
What's this website?
>>170243547
Galil is very underrated. It is no where near as bad as the FAMAS
VPGAME
>>170249897
>using a website ran by gooks
smdh tbqh family
>>170234341
They are pretty good. I think 1v1 servers are better but they helped me master spray and the prefire/kz ones are great to
>>170249857
4chan.org
>>170250227
heh your so fucking mad kid :)
>>170250227
>>170250437
>>>/s4s/
How tf do you not know a touhou when you see one
>>170250271
why won't you let me waste any money?!
Why this retarded steam datagram relay picks high ping server instead of lower one?
Is it possible to disable that retarded shit
>>170199542
>>170199585
>>170199623
Because he had 11hp and Kjaerbye knew where he was. Kjaerbye would push him and prefire, and Rain wouldn't stand a chance of surviving that. Rain knows better than you novas, shut the fuck up.
>>170250989
Why are you replying so late, i don't even know what play you're talking about
>>170250917
>>170251094
Because I'm only watching the final now. A Rain 1v3 on Inferno.
https://clips.twitch
.tv/PlayfulExuberantMallardWoofer
>>170251273
I can see why he would peek. But the right play would've been not to peek. Seems like he would be in a losing situation either way
DISCORD FOR CSGOG
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
>you will never have Dupreeh's jawline
kms
http://www.hltv.org/news/19975-razer-rising-stars-sea-set-to-start
>>170249297
>>170244825
>>170242551
Holy shit I'm serious, what site?
>>170252851
Why does csgog have such low standards
even tho i hate mexicans. marke is innocent my dudes
>>170255254
Then why can't he answer steel's allegations?
>>170255645
bc his english is shit?
>>170255681
>because his english is shit
His english is enough to say "it might have been shopped" what makes you think he can't say "that's shopped I wasn't even in your stream then. I'm ingame."
6 months into ESL and I can already construct that sentence and he's been playing for how long now?
>>170256370
>I know he extent of how much someone can speak English
Wew
>>170256793
>he can't use his brain to think simple things
>>170249297
I've recently purchased some high quality knee pads as /biz/ suggested, I'll suck your sick for your "betting" advice
Favorite M4-A4skin?
Mines areDaybreak, Evil Daimyo and Battlestar/Royal Pally
>tfw my friends list is filled with people that I've surpassed as I was climbing ranks, and I've only got like 2 people added that actually play at my current level, and they are hardly ever on cs.
the team destroyer hiko is streaming my dudes
>>170257565
Griffin because it's the best A4 skin I had before Faze choked
where's his neck lmao
>>170255645
He was answering, he said it wasn't him and said he wasn't logged in.
>>170259203
He already did it before, joining tarik's mumble when playing against him. Stop being an idiot.
>>170259735
Good god, have you even inspected the screenshot? It was obviously fake, first of all: any other instances of the screenshot? Only from steel's "trusted" community member? secondly: check the names, why is Marke's name the only one with capital letters? twitch chat's list always puts every single letter in your twitch name in lowercase, you can try checking it on a big name stream yourself.
The wrong thing was dazed saying Marke was making steel a liar. Marke himself said that he wasn't saying steel isn't a liar and he questioned if it was steel who got the screenshot to which steel said "No, a community member gave it to me but I saw you when I was ingame." But why didn't he screenshot it? Steel denying that he can screenshot and post it is stupid, you can literally screenshot it and wait til the round ends then paste it in paint, what's stopping him?
Marke is shady as fuck but he's not in the wrong here.
>>170260130
*Only Marke's name has capital letters ASIDE from his name's first letter and twitch always puts every single letter of your twitch name, after the first one in lower case UNLESS you use lowercase in your entire twitch name.
https://clips.twitch
.tv/HumbleBloodyGrassBibleThump
uhhhhh gotards
why is dupreeh aiming into the wall after fragging kio?
also, how come when pros use deagle it's accurate several bullets in a row but that never happens for normal people in matchmaking?
what is pre aim?
>>170257565
evil daimyo, easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy9MeObbrpw
>>170260130
yeah dude heres nitro calling him out in chat
jasonr called him out too
>s1mple constantly alt-tabs his game every time he dies for minutes at a time which freezes the game for viewers
wow nice stream you dumb fucking slav
no wonder NaVi sucks now
>Terrorists on cs_office are Anarchists that wear American flag bandanas fighting American forces
what are they even angry about
>>170262376
>who are the Bundy's
why are you guys in this thread when theres no matches to bet on being played
dont tell me you sick fucks play the game yourselfs
>>170263084
just here for the memes la
MONEY
WE GOT IT BABY
>>170263263
get the fuck out, malaysian scum
>>170262948
>terrorists
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jy9MeObbrpw
dat pic tho LMAO
>blizz killing its OW league before it even starts
Everything is going to be daijoubu
>>170243918
hey what's up Pyth, nice to see you here
Now this is when it starts to get a little spicy bois. This- this clip bois I was injecting harrd. Bois I was on the fucking gia.
>>170252851
astralis sucks, their players are autistic boring losers that nobody gives fuck about, every tournament they win kills this game a little bit more.
>>170258783
wow that neckbeard is impressive
>>170258308
Hiko's main source of practice seems to be play esea pugs against randoms at noon on weekdays, no wonder he fucking sucks so bad.
>>170260130
MarkE is a confirmed stream sniper, say whatever you want, he's just an asshole.
>>170265002
fpl is disgusting eurotrash
esea is the patrician choice
>>170266691
if you live in America, sure
>>170265024
Even if people want to play competitively OW has no appeal to anyone to watch it. Watching 12 people spam attacks while waiting to press Q to counter the other guy also waiting to press Q is the most boring mind numbing shit I've ever seen for 15 seconds before closing it.
>>170266783
Even Australians play ESEA, FPL lusers have no excuse.
>>170266804
mobas are mind numbing to watch and they have the largest view numbers of any game
>>170267258
true, but mobas are more spectator friendly than OW, and that's coming from someone who doesn't play nor like to watch mobas
OW is a mess to spectate and its competitive scene will go nowhere
>>170260130
Much more there's no VOD or video of steel doing his alleged @mar in the stream. Novxz, the source of the screenshot, is not even steel's mod.
>>170267258
mobas are more exciting to watch than overwatch
deaths in mobas actually feel like they have some meaning while overwatch is basically just boring and flat through the whole game then eventually somebody wins
Danm has a cute gf
>>170270963
>not asian
already high tier for a gamer
>>170271041
why do cute wholesome gamer boys always fall for low tier slutty asians
>Richard Lewis announces BR players are the worst fanbase in CS.
In other news, water is wet
>>170267258
mobas take more skill than OW
>>170270963
A little too fat and pig faced for my liking.
>>170271895
it's sad how people have to learn racism these days instead of being taught the various characteristics of each race by society and mentors
dangerous too. think about how much damage can happen to people who don't treat black people as dangerous and untrustworthy
found the libtard sjw cuck >>170272080
>>170272850 did you even read that post
I think this mini-astralis era is so shitty because astralis is so boring. they don't have any fun characters and the way they play just makes you yawn
so youre telling me youd rather watch br shitters dominate the scene than the danish cucks?
>>170273810
id rather watch fnatic shit on everyone again
>>170273947
not going to happen
>>170273691
The endearing things about them are: they often need surgery and gla1ve said he would play exactly like he does now if he cheated.
Don't stop, Asstralcuck. This is #FazeUp country.
>>170273691
yeah it's kind of sad that these teams of boring little pudgy kids have gigantic corporate sponsors with team mansions and physical therapists, sports psychologists, coaches, and all kinds of ridiculous shit and still struggle at times.
>mfw my 144hz monitor suddenly broke
>mfw forced to play on shitty old 4:3
>>170275106
>had to leave desktop and 144hz monitor at other house
>living with a shitty ultralight notebook that can barely play slime volleyball at 20 fps
it fucken sucks man
>>170275106
which brand? im in need of a new monitor
>chavs winning against slavs
LMAO
>tfw nobody on my friends list online so I spent 4 hours finding and downloading music I heard from all over the place
Feels productive, man. I've been putting off downloading everything.
>>170276238
>he downloads music
>he doesnt just listen via youtube
LOL loser
>>170276238
>not using someone elses spotify prime account
>>170275624
AOC G2460PF
It's nice overall. 144hz, freesync all that shit. Power socket is fucked on mine apparently, think it was defective from the beginning. My advice: buy monitor offline from the store, see if it works for you and autistically check literally everything.
>>170276493
>marke is a 3rd worlder
case closed
>>170276454
im not sure id be able to buy things locally since best buy and other chain stores dont have 144hz monitors
>>170276394
S-strayan phone data is expensive and you get like 2gb for $40
>>170276445
I like meme songs that aren't on normal music streaming services
>>170276394
what is flac you web2.0babby
>>170276662
>he lives in upsidoodle land
LOL FUCKEN DUNK YOURSELF BRO
>>170276870
you can unlock flac quality by typing in the cheat code up up left left a a b b l r l r l r start on the video page
idiot
>>170276893
You watch your cocksheath m8, it'll get you in didgeridanger
>>170278227
oh yea? how about I give your cock a nice suck and we'll see who is really the master of sucking cocks and drinking cum you fuck
>>170278351
Don't get into fights you can't win. My nickname isn't marsupial mouth pouch for no reason
>>170280690
yea yea laugh it up my man you won't be laughing when I drain your balls directly down my throat fuckface
Mongolian weaving board foreplay
>>170278227
>>170278351
>>170280690
>>170281029
>>170281029
My balls have heavy flow, like a fat girl on her period. You ain't gunna drain em, buckaroo.
>>170281348
>can't handle the gay-chicken bantz with his m8's
>>170276493
Why doesnt the streamer just put on a 90s delay like everyone else?
>>170281381
I will LITERALLY suck your cock raw and swallow every. single. last. drop. of. semen. back down now before your dick is begging for mercy and your balls are completely emptied out in my mouth
>>170281636
Haha! Joke's on you, I'm not actually gay
>>170276493
jesus christ what is up with all these NA drama queens, like who the fuck cares about some shitty tier 4 NA player jfc kys yourselves
>>170281876
my girlfriend is going to be the one pushing my head down onto your cock you fucking moron I'm straight as a daisy idiot you better get ready to cum because I will unleash my lips directly onto your penis
>>170282158
I was just saying that a full load of jizz down your throat would be like an ultimate prank, all that effort and me not being into dudes, it would be such a waste of everyone's time!
>>170276493
m0e is a genius
Hardest skins of my entire life tbqh, only regret not putting more
our guy chrisj is streaming my dudes
holy fuck my dudes https://twitter.com/clgaming/status/838857146619965441
>>170282696
the blackest dude in esports
>>170282894
rickeh is a meth head, no joke
>>170283128
does meth exist in australia?
>>170283264
lol. Shard is the driving force of australia.
>mfw MarKE got permabanned from ESEA
>>170283151
>>170282684
Are you the same nigger or what?
>>170283440
no, cant bet stickers on the sites that i use
>>170283151
Start posting your picks an hour before the game goes live
>>170283674
wanted to but i forgot
too many boards to keep track of
>>170283910
You got a steam ID? I'm
>>170282684
>>170246715
>>170241881
We literally have the exact same picks every time
EGB vs Fanobet?
I have no skins worth betting and my usual bet site isnt hip with the esports
>>170283151
are you the scriptwriter
new video from our guy bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu7SNLMPHjg
>>170287446
Is he /ourweeb/?
no, thats the first letter of his gf and its also capitalized
>>170287446
i disagree with him but his videos are absolute kinography
What went wrong?
>>170287446
kjaebye vid will be kino for sure, I'm a cheating skeptic but even I doubted his performance at katowice
oh ok
>>170290104
his gf left him
>only 77 people watching out guy black ddk stream
rude
watching our guy drdisrespect with his new oldspice sponsor desu
Is adren our guy? His chat counted to 50
>>170283151
What site(s)?
Stop forcing kino
when will this god awfull game die pls just end it its fucking reddit lmao
>>170276493
Who the fuck gives a shit if he was watching the stream? If it's such an issue, why the hell would steel even stream the game without delay in the first place?
>>170301105
are u ok senpai
>When you start to recognize the regulars in MM
Comfy times. Always the same guy on at noon
>>170301105
Sup silver
>>170302371
nice joke im dmg btw same thing desu
>>170302159
>recognize a few regulars in casual
>one friend requests me
Time to change name and start playing at a different time
>>170303667
>casual
ew
>4kills as CT
>Then 15 as T
Where did it all go so wrong
>>170304790
t. 5v5 minigame player
casual is as close to real counter-strike as you can get
>>170305675
EleGiggle
Where does silver hell start?
>>170309168
GN3
>>170309779
gg. Guess I have a lot to look forward to then
who /splyce/ here
>>170310154
literally nobody
>>170310154
>>170310243
i mean, i am, in that i like watching them get beat in spectacular fashion
>>170310154
I'm watching a 17 hour gta speedrun. More fun than this game
>>170301105
you sound hecka fucking upset
>>170311030
yeah no not really
lol @ splyce double awping on cbble
it's funny because splyce loses often
>>170309168
it doesnt
you should be able to carry yourself out of any rank unless you peaked at smfc or something
>>170314551
i was sem up to about 70-80 wins until i started playing with other people, now i'm dmg
>>170318675
I'm on Silver elite after 14 games. Hopefully I dont get stuck on SEM for that long.
I have some mates to queue with though, just a matter of getting them in game
pretty ridiculous odds honestly.
>tfw have to solo queue
WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING MATCHES IN PRIME
FUCK
>>170320024
I should've bet on it. Splyce being that low was weird.
missed out on the splyce game
sort of wished I didn't go out drinking lol
so when is valve going to issue a banwave to remove the tremendous amounts of wallers that plague both prime and non prime mm
>>170323419
Same day they clean out the pro scene of cheaters and release a new operation.
>>170324020
so never
nice
ded thred
unded game
>>170326194
>Having time to post on a mongolian fingering board when instead you could be pwning n00bs
stay pleb
>>170326554
I post with my keyboard, play cs with my brainwaves direct connected to the server
>>170327450
I have the mouse shoved firmly up my ass and control it with precise muscle contractions. You cannot beat my flicks.
>>170327632
what if I flick your boy clit
should i get a howl or poseidon?
>>170332939
Howl
>>170332939
>howl
That shit can only go up in price.
m0e thinks he's good with the awp when really he's just a double zoom noob. fuck this guy
>>170335148
Steel pls go
>1000mm wins
>N3
Who else fell for the practice meme?
>>170283264
Drugs in Australia are all ridiculously overpriced.
Meth is one that can be synthesised by high school drop outs using budget glasswear.
What do you think?
>>170337078
>drugs are overpriced
>internet is overpriced
Is there anything good in Australia
Fucking hype.
>>170282894
Wait he moved to the US and joined a US team? Fug, I guess I missed my chance to play with him, may as well remove him from my steam FL.
>>170337174
Higher minimum wage to offset all that?
>>170337174
Depends what you are comparing against.
>>170337185
Any Ausbros planning to go to this? I am almost definitely not going but I will watch the streams.
If any notable players come over I might hunt them down and get them to say weird shit for /csgog/ though.
>>170337283
>those US statistics
yikes, fucking niggers.
>>170337283
yeah
at least internet is cheap
>>170338074
>6.9 more money on health care
Fuck, do you guys get dental in Russia or something? Medicare is all well and good but fuck I wish it covered the dentist. I have been on a waiting list to see a public one for 2 years now (too poor for private ones that charge >$100 just for a check up). Medicare not including dental is one of its greatest failures.
OH SHIT BOYS IEM SYDNEY
LETYS FUCKKNG OA L
>>170338074
How much is net there?
Here you can pay 60 AUD (~45 USD) a month for unlimited 100/40mbit if you are in a not-shit spot.
Otherwise 60 AUD for max 24/1 (but usually far less, like 10/1 due to shitty line quality) unlimited.
>>170338172
The last time my bud visited public dentist they accidentally left dental drill tip inside his tooth. Hurt like a bitch. So, yeah, we """"get"""" """"dental"""". He ended up paying $200 to private doctor to sort the mess out.
>>170338346
~$10 for 100/100 for me. Got offered ~$15 for 200/100 recently
>>170338621
Noice.
Sucks about the dentist. Good thing about public here is they are as well equipped if not better than the private practices. Last time I went to the public dentist they had all this brand new gear and they just numbed by mouth and went to town while I chilled out in a nice airconditioned room.
The dentist was skilled too, by all rights my tooth should have needed a root canal but he was like
>fuck it, this is right on the border and I reckon if I am careful I could fix this for you with a filling and if it starts hurting again just call up and we'll have you come back for the root canal later
Almost 3 years later and the tooth is still good.
My brother had a similar situation but at a private dentist, ended up getting a root canal and now his tooth is all discoloured.
Decided to try a month of esea, figured if I was going to get rekt in CS after 1k hours I may aswell pay for it. So far my placements have been going alright but I can't voice chat with my team. In game they're all muted with no option to unmute them. I've tried console commands. I'm game chat works fine in MM and on faceit. Any ideas what is causing this ?
Has pic related been detected yet?
I wanna buy a new account just to fuck about
@kondo pls stop shilling
>>170340064
unless they suddenly decide to port VAC to linux, it will never be truly detected
be careful with antiaim though
>>170341524
>>170340064
So using cheats on linux your only worry is overwatch/reports?
>>170340064
>it's FOSS
Shit, I kind of want to use it just to show my support. I fucking hate cheaters though.
Might fuck around in a deathmatch game or something.
why you still play this trash
>>170342127
go back to starcraft sung lee
>>170342127
>trash
>good enough an esport that even Australia is going to have a tourney
G L O B A L
>tfw will be too busy later to bet on the delicious starladder, ecs and esl csgo matches later
im tearing up at the potential profit im losing already
our girl zaaz is streaming my dudes
>>170191303
>>170191459
>>170191568
>>170192120
you're all plebs
>>170343287
>our girl streaming
missharvey isn't online tho
aaaa last one
I'm literally a fucking bet god
>$700 in 4 days
EZ
>>170342829
>>170345652
When are you posting your steam ID mate, I'll post mine if you're down
>>170341524
>antiaim
what's that
Dominos vs pizza hut vs papa john's vs whatever else is there?
I only have dominos in my country and it's alright, but not that great.
>>170342127
I'm fighting depression hbu
>all these people winning huge amounts of money
>I can't even get to $20 betting
fml
>>170346275
Depends on location.
>>170345852
Active on discord only for now
>>170347339
Post discord fammy
>>170347339
>>170347406
hello reddos
>Anti eco
>Teammate buys M4
>They die first
>Hit someone with my Nova
>They turn around and spray me down with teammates M4
That is the most tilting shit ever, I want to fucking scream at retarded people who buy rifles on anti eco, buy a fucking UMP or something you retarded faggot.
>>170348883
rifles on anti eco are fine fucken idiot maybe you should have bought and ump to get the kill and secure the m4 back to win the round. why the fuck would you buy a nova, a close range weapon, to fight pistols which are also close range weapons?
>>170347406
How
>>170349201
>Die
>Get your teammate killed because of your stupid decision to peek with a fucking rifle on anti eco
>"This is fine, you're the problem"
You're what wrong with this game, bad kid.
>>170349250
The link to the discord
>>170349478
It's a friends only sorry
cheapest place to get csgo in the us of americas???
>>170349474
you caught someone off guard, shot at them, and failed to get the kill because you bought a fucking nova idiot how is that not your fault?
>>170348883
>nova
>doesn't know rifles are a common anti eco buy
Wanna know how I know you're silver?
>>170349981
>rifles are a common anti eco buy
In low Elo, while you're accusing others of being low Elo, hilarious.
>>170349474
>gets so mad over your teammate dying once that you post about him to 4chan
>>170348883
>Hit someone with my nova
so you aren't good enough to shoot them in the head, but you buy a fairly high skilled weapon like the nova anyway?
>>170350238
Are you trying to say they aren't common? You would be wrong.
>>170350238
are you serious? watch any pro game, 90% of them will have people buying rifles on round 2. the reason you buy rifles is because the other team might not be full saving, since smgs and pistols are so strong and you generally can't coordinate a full save anyway in mm
>>170348883
>>170350515
>nova
he probably read some old guide that said to always buy smg/shotguns during anti eco
that shit is so outdated no one buys shotguns anymore and pistols have gotten so strong that rifles are almost needed
r8 my pins fellow gotards
>>170352196
nice cum stains
who we betting on
>>170210158
Are you me?
Only way I'm decent CT side is holding an angle with an awp or if I play hyper aggressive.
T side I'm a pretty good entry fragger.
>>170352548
bish where
>>170353168
Heroic (train)
Atn (vs cg)
Pride (vs f3)
When did shotguns got nerfed?The more i use them xm,shawed-off and mag7 the more bullshit things happen.
It feels like a tec-9 or five-seven is more versatile and deadly than a fucking shotgun.
The fuck is shit shit.Even when i hit them close range shiftwalking feels like half of the pelletts miss because reasons.Hell sometimes my shot doesn't even register which makes the shotguns even worse given how they work.
>>170345652
>lost my last shitty skin on a stupid bet
>see this
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
How the fuck do i bet on vpgames?I deposited some items but when i want to bet nothing appears to select.
>>170356783
Same thing happened to me.
And even when your items do come up, they don't show up to bet.
Just use csesport
NEW THREAD
>>170358603
>>170358603
>>170358603
>>170358603