/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Nate

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>tfw no damage

>>170642434
you clearly missed

our guy karrigan is streaming

>>170643367
karrigan is NOT our guy

>>170642736
clearly should have at least wallbanged

>>170643769
nah. you clearly missed right over the shoulder

>>170642736
>>170643914
There's blood

why is pasha so popular?

>>170644564
Because he has biceps

He's what the esports scene SHOULD be.
Don't sign contract with fatty and ugly people.

>>170644564
reddit

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12502329

>>170645156
rude desu

>>170644564

he is one of the only "good" role model in the scene so a lot of older people hype him up to kids

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>>170645156

>>170646870
I don't think that's Nate,right?haha....

>>170646870
i thought nate only had an orange fox tail

That ain't n8, m8

i just overclocked my cheapass 27" 1440p korean monitor to 120hz

Who is this nate guy I keep hearing about

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Every single time!

>>170648574
That's me!

>>170648574
a pro player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIxmavU9t7o

WTF I love Dan M now

>>170648914
>2016
>now
the buck hunt vid was subpar dan

>>170648867
1v1 me you trash

when is the next csgo broadcast?

ur all silvers

>>170653370
Not Nate, he's Master Guardian 1!

Every single game feels like 1v5.

Not because teammates can't kill, but they never smoke, never flash, never hold their positions.

So you always gets killed by somebody who just ran in somewhere because nbody was holding it.

>>170656041
I learned to just bait my team mates.

And the biggest issue I have with matchmaking is that we take control of an area AND NOBODY FUCKING MOVES. A smoke is thrown by the cts and after it fades they're still there.

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Its (you)stillo right?

Does magog have /ourgloves/?
Does magog own any gloves?
Should I buy some?

>>170664107
no no no

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safari mesh is a mem......

what did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/840357152451624961

>>170668620
iamfish007 meant he loves to get on the front page of /r/globaloffensive

>Get queued with a 4-man "clan" in MM
>They get shit on first pistol round
>Get kicked

Really wish people would get punished for abusing the kick system.

>>170673194
>Buy team weapons
>guy steals my saved AWP
>I tried to TK him (tapping in hopes he'd just drop it for me), but he got us both killed when he ran into suicide
>I get voted off
CS GO players are the worst.

>>170673194
>>170673580
Did you lose the game in the end? Thats the only thing that can make it better personally

>misfits losing to Complexity

>>170678391
dad dick'd

>>170679168
>shahzam getting knifed by uber when col are on a pistol force

i giggled

and if we turn back time
could we learn to live right

>>170679168
better hit the DMs

>>170679535
>someone actually got it
based

>>170679525
>Friday night MM
>Guy on team is drunk as a skunk slurring along to some song
>Somehow manages to not be the worst in the game.
I do enjoy these brief moments of fun in this cancerous game

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ZYKLON8 DOES IT AGAIN

@170681381
Please fuck off

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I don't know why i expected better of twitch chat during this break

>shroud is dating a corean girl

>>170681452
just take comfort that if twitch learned how right wing any esports person is besides thorin they would flip

>>170673194
I regularly play with a 4-man group.
The 5th random more often than not turns out to be a shit-cunt who saves for an awp only to get killed with it immediately and then begs one of us to buy him another one, or handing him back "his" recovered awp.
All the while bottom fragging and talking shit the entire time.
Fuck CSGO

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>tfw tactical genius with bad aim
how do I get good crosshair placement, aim and spray control?

>>170683357
Read the goddamn sticky
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]

>>170683441
How tho

>>170683357
???
Play the game retard

>>170682594
link?

who we watching bois

>>170685905

gawallen

>>170686001
fuck that im not going to watch a br fucking shit

>>170686076

then don't ask you fucking retard

>>170682594
>>girl

>>170686314
dont speak to me or my wifes son ever again

>>170685905
steel

like always

>>170685905

https://clips.twitch.
tv/EnchantingCrypticSageDBstyle

Do people get banned for standing in your mollies now?

>cache playing as T
>we start dying and leave our teammate in a 1vs3 situation
>he starts clutching and gets to a 1vs1
>plants on A and we know the CT is coming from truck
>instead of holding an angle and walking backwards to quad/door/main he decides to switch to his knife, turn his back, and fail a bunnyhop towards it, dies with no chance for a fight
>tell him that was wrong so he can learn from his mistake
>"u leff me in 1vs3 muted"
why don't people want to learn fuck

/csgog/ rate my nicknames, trying to go with something good and fresh

>DJNerate
>Akibis
>geaKo
>bbs
>d0ezis
>kalQlat0r
>MeloMe

>>170693053
All are garbage

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>>170693079
n-no bully pls

>>170693053
christ

Accel world op1 > 2
Accel world s1 > 2

>>170693053
All are shit
Gayboi is one that suits you

Is the Kelly Criterion of any use if you don't really know the chances a team holds to winning a game?

Like, I think today Big will defeat EnVy, but Im not so sure what's the percentage of chances they hold to winning.

Is the criterion still usefull in this situation if I want to calculate how much to bet?

>>170693053
>black
>okay
>okay
>gay
>gay
>unintelligible
>okay but kinda gay

removed overpass from my pool
fucking shit map

>>170692670
>Die first like a complete shitter
>Proceed to give advices like you arent a worse player
>Get surprised when he gets mad even though you're a complete retard who is trying to coach in a pug with people you will never see again

Literally no one wants or takes advice from random noobs online. Chances are he knows what he did wrong and doesn't need a squeaker flaming him. He doesn't feed and coach you because he unironically is a better player.

>>170692670
>backseat coaching
TRIGGERED
just give callouts if you're dead, not advice

>Stare dead on at enemy for solid second before he shoots me
>Next round be tapping heads and able to hear, turn around and pop some fag behind me before I even realised he was there.
Do you ever think that concentrating on this game makes you worse? I can just go with it and kinda space out and play better than normal.

>>170692670
you're licherully a steel. don't be a steel.

>>170656041
>losing 3 10 ct side mirage
>Decide fuckit push a ramp with ak.
>Get 4 kills and have bomb meanwhile 3 teammates die
>I get shot in the back from a guy who walks a cross my fuckwit teammates who's playing ninja's screen
>i watched the demo and the t was on this asshats screen for a good ten seconds
k m s
this is why I'm nova

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>ywn wake up to Pansy and stare into her deep blue eyes while she's trying to figure out where she is this time after getting blackout drunk

>>170704865
*psst pansy are you awake? when is the next csgo professional esports broadcast?*

>>170692670
>Having AWP at ramp
>They push through short
>Pick one guy
>3 more incoming
>One guy starts screaming "LOW HP, SWITCH TO PISTOL" "PISTOL PISTOL PISTOL PISTOL"
>Died because I can't concentrate with a monkey screaming
Backseat gaming is the worst thing there is.

You sound autistic.
My advice to you is that you let people figure out their faults on their own, unless they ask for advice.

are retakes /our gamemode/ here?

>super quick rounds
>very useful for actual play
>can practice nades

>>170703547
>die first like a complete shitter
That's a retarded thing to say, are you saying I'm supposed to win every single duel I take? Or that every single open fragger is a shitter? Or that you should never take risks?
>Get surprised when he gets mad
>Literally no one wants or takes advice from random noobs online
Why would you not want to take advice? Sounds retarded to me desu, specially when playing ranked, I assume you do it because you like the competitive aspect of the game and you want to improve
>Chances are he knows what he did wrong
He might, but how does it hurt for me to tell him anyways? Chances are he doesn't realize, specially since he got mad like he didn't make a bad play
>He doesn't feed and coach you
Now you're assuming I was bottom fragging or some shit or that I did this multiple rounds, which is wrong
>Proceed to give advices like you arent a worse player
>he unironically is a better player
Even if I am a worse player, he can still learn something from me, and he's probably not better than me in every aspect, maybe he has better aim, maybe he communicates better, maybe he makes better decisions, maybe he clutches more often, maybe he is a better awper/rifler. Aim/spray you can improve by yourself just fine, but for the other aspects of the game having input or different views from other players is extremely helpful

>>170704304
>>170706207
Obviously I waited until the round was over to politely tell him what his mistake was

>>170704605
>not liking steel

>>170706207
People telling me to pistol give me the shits.
What's more effective in a 1v3, an awp or a fucking glock

>>170707634
if u play anything other than dm on dust2 u should kill u are self

>>170708052
>liking a depressed know it all jew with a superiority complex who argues that it's better to have an AK instead of an AWP when you're low on HP
what is wrong with you my dude

>>170708052
this poster is on the spectrum

Have not played CSGO in a good while. Two questions my good lads.

#1
Is it still possible to idle for drops or do you only get them when ranking up now? How many drops do you get per week these days?

#2
Which one of these bad boys is most accurate? They have a 3 hour difference.
http://josh3d.com/csgo/
http://csgo.tamasnet.eu/

>>170690272
I got banned because my retarded teammates walked into my mollies which i threw to the same spot every turn.
So in the end the damage accumulated and i got kicked.

neo is streaming, and he has pathetic numbers
is VP pushing their players to stream or what?

>tfw no snax stream

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I make rank up!

>>170712587
i remember snax streaming once
he looked so happy

Where can you gamble with skins now guys

>try to take screenshot with steam overlay up so that I can see how long an arms race match took
>it took the SS of the game without the overlay on top
Motherfucker.
Why is there no match timer in the scoreboard by default anyway.

is subroza still in the states?

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>"adult" `human` 'male'

>wearing shorts

what's next? eating cereal?

freakazoid confirmed 5th player for optic

Ok, I found out Fanobets, is that site safe?

>>170715149

The sites weren't even safe back when gambling was big

Just give ur skins to me and pretend u gambled them

>>170715207
you mean csgolounge wasn't safe?
it was safe enough, anyways i want to start with a 1$ skin and bet the way up and leave my other skins alone

our slav flamie /A/ is streaming my dudes

>>170716470
who?

>>170716470
>born '97
fuck me

https://twitter.com/MSFTwistzz/status/840428528311009280
shit i tell you

>>170715149
Use csesport my man.

>>170718642
not him but it wont let me put skines in. i have my tradelink and everything and doesnt show my inventory when trying to bet

>>170718892
nvm it started working for me

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who we betting on my dudes

gonna be playing css for the first time with a friend tonight lads
anything i should know about that game?

>>170723331
buy deagle

>>170723518
deagle best pistol
or deagle as primary?

>>170702693
why?

>>170702693
nah youre just garbage

>make smurf account
>make name black character cause why not
>enter demolithion beacause dude comp cooldown lol
>soon as I enter vote kick starts
>MMMMMMM HE MIGHT B HACKER
Really? Should I just make my profile private?

Why would kids even care in this shit

>>170710012
God I hate steel so much, and it would only require a few minor adjustments to make him into a tolerable human being. but no, fuck that.

>>170723710
you only need deagle+kevlar

>>170724329
Dazed is steel but good

>>170710506
I don't know if you can idle for drops, but it's still one drop a week and 2 cases/sprays so it's not really worth it.

I think the reset is Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.

>>170713084
good job man

>>170724282
normally if i make a smurf account ill just let the game run throughout the week on my secondary computer

I still think Dazed, Steel and Swag are still top NA talent even though they haven't been able to play in tournaments.

>>170724685
swag is the best NA player

>>170713084
>he failed to quit twice from the console
THAT GUY

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>>170717118
>800x600

>>170724685
>all 3 are permanently banned from competing in csgo
>still NEET losers who waste their entire life playing this game

LMAO

>>170724498
I don't wanna higher light bill just to fight off autis

>>170724436
dazed isn't that good though, also he went from a total lolcow to this fake Ned Flanders persona that's so fucking annoying I hope he loses his internet connection forever.

Also he streams like two nights a week on the weekend so he can make a "highlight" video for youtube views and case site referrals. Dazed sucks, he only seems like he's having fun when he's IGL for stew/taco/elige/any young pro player because they remind him of himself.

He's the only guy who loses a game and says I'm not feeling it tonight like a chick and stops streaming.

>>170724685
>>170724862
ye

>>170724945
are you poor?

>>170724934
>dazed has like 100K USD in his steam inventory
>neet loser

nice try

>>170725154
dude even plays with mouse accel on 1920x1080
he just has insane crosshair placement and gamesense

who was the first pro csgo player who started playing H1Z1 during breaks? because they need to have all their fingers broken.

>>170725294
wow I didn't know that, that's pretty crazy

why do european pros use that viewmodel where the gun is like halfway up the screen and the hands are gigantic?

>>170727231
chrisj is weird

I know you browse here mishran
Couldn't handle the bantz, I see.
>blocking me because you got more than you bargained for in your little revenge steam chat. Kek.

>>170724406
k

>>170724282
>a year ago
>start playing, comp only or almost
>never played cs before but good from other FPS, played a shitload of quake
>rank as LE, 50/5 carry is pretty standard, but winrate is still only 55-60% because i don't know maps, strats, weapons etc
>get kicked one game out of three because muh hacker
fun tiems i tell ya
at least now i'm global with 500 hours and this shit stopped happening

So why doesn't the m4-s instakill on headshot from very close range?Is there any reason for that?

>>170731201
>5.56
>Killing

Lmao

>>170731270
>muh 7.62 NATO
>muh battle raifus
>muh penetration
>most of the world's militaries t-totally don't know what they're doing
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>170732048
He's joking you autist. It's a running gag that ct side rifles fucking suck compared to pistols

>>170731270
Also sometimes it deals 90/91/92 damage to the head which i find odd but whatever

Who do you think will win between Splyce vs BMC?

Everybody's saying it's easy for Splyce but I don't see why everyone's is so sure.

>>170734734
as long as splyce gets cobble theyll be good

>still no professional counterstrike: global offensive esports broadcast
>thread constantly on page 9/10
how do you guys do it

>>170739769
watching mixwell 2bh

freak is standing in for optic confirmed

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>still playing this shit when you can cheat 24/7 on Linux with absolutely no consequence

What are you retarded?

>>170742378

>he doesnt just get on ESEA to avoid linux hacker faggots like you

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>>170742560
Send me some of your useless reports, dumb shitter.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/csgotestprofile

Keep paying $8 a month for your botnet, faggot.

>>170742773

you too

what's your favourite map anon

mine is train because i feel like my movement is constrained the least on both teams

>>170742958
Honestly train is the woke map

>>170742958
>>170743712
Train is fucking shit you faggots.

>>170731201
because cs isnt supose to be realistic and for balancing reasons entries(t/ak) have the one shot potential advantage against defenders(ct/m4).

>people hyping pasha's return to streaming after months of hiatus
>every time i load up his stream he isn't playing

what the fuck is his problem?

>>170743783
t. tries to clutch A site through connector

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Nate is objectively the best CSGO player in this thread and maybe in the world

>>170744081
Sure i understand that it needs to be balanced and shouldn't be allowed to instakill even in close range but when i am in the face of the T and i can't instakill it with m4-s from that close that's bullshit in my opinion.

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>>170742958
cache

>>170742958
overpass

So i am watching pashas stream right now and he is using a semi dynamic crosshair(opens when shooting).
What is the purpose of that? Should i make the change from static crosshair?

>>170746024
no it's a meme that will only distract you

>>170746024

its a meme

>>170740005
>stop watching him at 6 am my time
>wake up
>see he kept going for 8 more hours for the second day in a row

is he in a depression cycle? shit must really be bad at optic, maybe rumours are true

>>170746024
It mimics the 1.6 crosshair but there's literally zero advantage, just a fun meme. It's like pro players using 4:3 or 500Hz polling rate on their 1000Hz capable mice.

>>170746590
>>170746604
thanks

>>170746841
4:3 is NOT a meme.

>>170746995

>4:3 is NOT a meme.

you'll understand one day kiddo

>>170746995
everything that isn't 16:10 is a meme, brother

>>170746795
he said he was trying to get his sleeping schedule back to normal

>>170747991
yeah but that's what literally every streamer says about "fixing their sleeping schedule". every rank s player is nocturnal at this point.

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What did he mean by this?

Will I reach LE one day?

>>170710056
that doesn't mean I'm wrong

Anyone got any good /ourguy/ twitter accounts to follow besides the Don?

Is it worth playing on esea or services like that?

>>170749009
Yeah go get AimTux and you'll be LE in no time.

>>170743712
>using nigger shibboleths like woke
wew

>>170732048
i bet you get triggered by the fact that 9mm is a shitty weak cuck caliber

DICK IS OUT FLOPPING LIKE A NOODLE WITH THIS CHANT I SUMMON SKADOODLE

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can this nate dude just kill himself and leave this general forever

>>170750368
who

>>170749009
LE players are fucking retarded still, though.

>>170749691
>>170750826
Does that mean I will suffer much in Nova?

>>170751301
if youre not level 21 or have a badge youll suffer. and if you do have it. youll still suffer. get some friends if you have any (i know you dont)

>>170751301
Anyone below LE and non-prime is a shitter.

>>170751301
suffering is everywhere, such is the human condition

>>170752176
Is that from Eva?

>don't worry he's [higher rank] on his main
lmao fuck outta my lobby trashboi

>you will never play cs with nyanners
;-;

>>170752210
no it's hindu or buddha or something

>Metjm dead
Rip

>>170755613
lol, glad I sold all my shit this week

the other day the queue was overloaded.

valve needs a fucking way to see what the float is on something without launching the game ffs

Dont stop believing

Is there any team more depressing than Splyce?

shout out to my boi animeboy420 on the ESA stream

What would be a better/quicker way to expose myself to good playing.

>get ESEA and start playing there ASAP

>use aimtux to get a reverse smurf account up to high ranks like SMSF and practice playing at that level

For what it is worth I was a LEM a bit over a year ago before they added the CoD-ranking system and I stopped playing. Now because of rank decay I am a nova 3 and it is painful to play at this level, especially non-prime.

so is crucial leaving splyce and roca is joining? if so that would be great

>>170764660
LEM was basically like MG2 back then. Don't fucking cheat to rank up. If you're good enough, you will rank up. I've done solo queue to LEM twice now. If you're a shitter, you will only piss people off in ESEA.

Do yourself all a favor and educate yourself on how aimlocking works before you dismiss hackusations against those cheating Brazilian fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF0jDfcYCI0

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>I got a guy banned for 7 days
>he was throwing, getting in front of my AWP scope and such
>get a little tilted and kill him with my glock
>proceed to win the round
>He buys a Negev and kills me
>Gets a 7 day cooldown

>>170765304
I have been ranking up steadily. Playing at the low ranks is shit though and it encourages bad practice.
The friends I used to play with are SMSF and GE now and when they hop on smurfs to play with me they notice how they start playing worse.

>>170769564
All matchmaking ranks encourage bad cs though.

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THE NATE
IS NOW
MASTER GUARDIAN 2

CUAL ES TU EXCUSA???

How come teams dont sell player jerseys or signed gear anymore? Seems like not doing that is just leaving money on the table. You could add a ~$10 markup at zero cost to the producer/team. They already revamp/sell new jerseys every year, so why not just slap a signature graphic or player name on the back too and boom charge more. Not like you'd have to stop selling the old unsigned ones

>>170772494
So I have heard, which is why I was wondering if it would be better to just go straight into ESEA.

>>170773565
Esea also encourages bad play, but a different type of bad play

Someone buy the anime aug on the front page of opskins

>>170774734
Why would you buy a skin you are never going to use

>>170775038
memes

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>random fuccoi keeps trying to take control of the team
>even though he's literally the worst player
>tune out and just ignore him completely
>he blames me for the near-loss of the match

how 2 get out of MG hell

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He can't keep getting away with this.

https://youtu.be/a6WS0CDBXiQ

>>170775360
>unironically lower rank than >>170773302
baka

>One B
>Ok, lets all go A
>Fail because they all die trying to push fortified positions

>Same thing again
>I go solo to B
>"NO GO A"
>I kill the guy at B, because he was a retard and pushed tunnels
>Plant
>Win
I am really surprised how fucking retarded people can be, especially when they're try hard on voice communication, doing call outs, and telling people where to go.

yes that's why I'm asking how to rank up idiot

also this was literally my first time playing in a month so whatever

>>170776076
Win matches + Get MVPs

Thats all you need to do

>do what I believe is blatantly hack
>no one bats an eye
>turn hacks off
>OMG HAX WTF

This game is bad.

>>170636493
>Le funny broken engrish meme attitude
>Le funny bot moments
>Le funny postitive for plebbit
>Gets paid a shitload of money, being a fucking bot, and probably was on drugs the last tournaments
>Keeps poluting the world with more shitty children ( because he is a egocentrical cuck )

Hope Pasha gets ball cancer and die slowly

>>170742958
>tfw you only have cache because everything else is shit

and D2 you can't queue with nothing but 5 stack to avoid retards, and you may still get a hack on the other side

>>170777554
>do what I believe is blatantly hack
please describe your actions

>>170775360
buy new account/only play with a stack/buy premium hacks

>>170777980
Push people a lot hold angles follow them to other sites etc

who we taking on with godsent v heroic?

>>170778267
VP

Does litterally everyone in this game hack?

I see so many people shoot first, and THEN stop/crouch/turn.
So they're shooting BEFORE they're accurate, but can still one tap.

The delay before you're accurate is at the very least 0.5s

>>170779008
I dont get many hackers down here in aus. Most cunts are legit

>>170779184
Game would be so much better if there was only pistol.

Gun rounds are 90% about lag.
If you have higher ping than the other people, you get to pick them off easily, before they even have the possibility to react.

Then it's stupid.
If I set "maximum allowed ping" to, say, 80. I can still get matched in a server where players have over 80 ping.
Why on earth would there be a setting that decides how much of an advantage I'm ok with getting? When it obviously should be about how big of an advantage I'm ok with giving my opponents.

why do aussies call the auto a dak dak

>>170779453
Because it goes dak dak dak dak dak when you fire it

nuke australia when

>>170779556
Rather nuke germany and denmark, so the scum of the earth no longer exist.

i'm gonna call it dak dak too now

>>170779629
Frankly if you are going to nuke anyone make it india and china. Go for a high score

>>170775360
My smurf is MG2, I can help you out.

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Why is "headshots" called headshots?

If you ask any normal person, if the chin is part of the head, they'd say yes. It is indeed a part of the chin.

However, in cs go, it's not a part of the head. I'ts part of the neck.

Why is it not called "scalp shot"? Or "upper face" shot? Because that'd be much more accurate.

>>170780269
Because you are autistic

>>170780331
That is clearly hitting the very back of the jawline.

So it should have been a headshot.

But no, it's somehow a "neck shot"... And for some reason, a neckshot is less deadly than a headshot, despite it actually being far more lethal than a headshot.

Stupid as fuck game.

>>170780448
>>170780331

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>>170779339
You're a fucking terrible player if you genuinely believe that. Ordinarily it's not much of a difference, but in straya, nope.

A player with a ping above 60 is at a huge disadvantage to a player under 30. If people are a long distance from the server, it means they have more shitty copper telstra internet lines between them and the server than you do.
Dropouts, slowdowns and deliberate throttling galore. It's a rare thing indeed to be playing at a higher ping and have the bullets feel like they are going where they should be going. You can't hold normal angles because other players see you for a full half second. Peekers advantage is minimised because everyones cmdrate and update rate is the same, it's just the case of who gets the packets from the server first aka. lowest ping.

>>170642434

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Is it possible for two players to kill one another (ending in both of them dead) using conventional weaponry (only guns and knives)?

>>170780269
Every time I hit someone in the next with my ak it's counted as a torso shot. I think the hitboxes are fine, don't use HLTV recordings of a game to base your complaints on, it's got 32 tick, half the aiming that people do isn't visible on it.

the reg in this game is so garbage

>have to pay a monthly subscription to play on servers that aren't fucking garbage

bravo valve

>>170781057
>What is peak advantage

>>170746841
>It mimics the 1.6 crosshair
More like it's a shitty parody of the 1.6 crosshair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE1bxy0Dt6Q

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Rate my skill at this game

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And that's the wrong one... This one.

>>170724073
see>>170724218
also seem to run into 5 stacks on that map with people who don't even know basic callouts as my team mates

>>170786061
Almost as good as Nate.

Almost.

>>170785028
Maybe that's why I said "mimics" not "is" the 1.6 crosshair you gay fucking retard

Who do you think has the upper hand between FlIpSid3 and Fnatic A?

dunno I don't care about e-celebs

Anyone have any idea how to fix the Ccolorcorrectionsystem missing '' bug? It causes massive fps drops and epic rubberbanding.

I've ran through google several times in search of a fix.

Here's what I've tried so far:

>Updated all drivers
>reinstall steam
>reinstall csgo (multiple times on diffirent HDD/SSD
>reinstall windows (tried Win7, Win8, Win10)
>changed dns
>changed ISP
>changed audio drivers
>verified file cache to infinity
>deleted many files and then verified file cache
>ran through the "guide" of "fixing this issue that's up on steam forums
>tried several diffirent headsets (long shot but nothing else worked...)
>tested all the graphics and audio settings, bug stil persists

This is infuriating. Doesn't make it any better that valve mods basically tell people suffering from this bug to go fuck themselves (in comments of the "fix" thread where some fag listed all the efforts he tried to fix this shit after every patch)

What the fuck do I do?
Get a completely new machine you say? That should fix it right? Naw. There are several commets such as
>Built new computer bug still there

pls respond

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>>170784015
So a player gets to peek and gets a 70ms look at a player who hasn't seen them yet.

Peeker with higher ping:
>Looks out (sends information to server that you looked out), but sees information before the server sends back updated positions
>sees player (+200ms), aims and shoots (+???ms), info gets sent to the server for processing that they aimed and shot at the other player (+70ms)
MEANWHILE
Angle holder at 20ms ping
>player sees peeker after server receives information 70ms later, and sends it to player (+20ms), player reacts (+200ms), aims and shoots (???ms), sends kill shot info to server (+20ms).

peeker:
70+200+???+70
minimum time for server to confirm kill after peeking = 340ms
angle holder:
70+20+200+???+20
minimum time for server to confirm kill on the player peeking = 290ms

In this given situation, assuming both players don't miss, the server will confirm the kill for the angle holder, and the peeker will shoot, maybe see blood or sparks, and then die, dealing no damage.

Situations like this are different if the peeker has faster reaction times, or you have slower reaction times, or the peeker is hacking.

There are no excuses for dying to players peeking with higher ping up to 120ms, where you can't out-react them in the average situation, but those players will be sitting ducks in literally every other situation apart from peeking.

>>170791580
forgive my maths, it sounded right while i was busting a shit

>>170791580
You're retarded.

The lagger can send the info about killing him, and server will confirm that the player is dead before it can even send the info to the angle holder who is now dead.

The peaker will never even appear on the angle holders screen

>>170781057
I'd like to see this with showimpacts on

>>170792076
When in the sequence of events would the lagger somehow do this?

Would it be the exact time the angle holder would see the peekers model appear? Cus that would mean the peeker has a reaction time of 20ms.
Little improbable.

Perhaps it would be the time it takes the angle holder to be capable of seeing them (their ping + their reaction time)?
Nope. At 90ms after the player peeks you'll see them just fine, you then have 200ms to shoot at them, and your shot will still be registered before theirs will.
You have slow reactions if that's what is getting you killed.

>>170792667
Me too. That was comp, although showimpacts would probably just make me insanely angry.

>>170792889
>>170792667
Oh, right, I getcha
It was a playerside recording, I didn't want to see what the server saw half a second back in time with a 32 tick recording.

can anyone please post the comic with the soldier looking for a weapon and picks up the penis cartoonish skin? thanks!

>>170793385
Whore

>>170742958
Cache/Overpass

>>170742958
Used to be Inferno before it got fucking butchered. Now it's d2 but I'm pretty sure they'll fuck it up too.

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Daily reminder. Dust 2 is contamination map for underage try hard kids.

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>>170798973
>contamination map

>>170798973
t. Started cs in 2015

>>170781334
It has happened to me once in thousands of hours

>>170779008
The model is delayed on flicks so if an enemy awp 180 flicks you fast af then you would see him facing a different direction

>play with european friends
>"someone please fucking come B"
>NO WE 4STACK A EVERY ROUND

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lounge will let me withdraw my skines anytime now, r-right

>>170800530
i thought you couldn't bet skins there anymor

>>170785956
>>170786061
>posts warm up demo

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>>170800729
the skines

they are taunting me

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>>170799580
I found a picture of you.

>>170801814

t. can't even learn easiest map

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>>170793385
here

>>170803821
haha thanks do you have any pictures of him trying to commit suicide so he puts it in his mouth but then he realizes it's not a gun haha i'd like to see a picture like that just for laughs lol

>>170636493
I haven't touched CSGO in a year.

What's happened since then?

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what did he mean by this?

Fuck daylight savings!!!

>>170791243
i had to turn off any fps lock, even 300 caused huge stuttering

>>170791243
okay, so i dont know that bug, is it just a message ingame, does csgo not even start?

>>170809204
doesnt bother me as much since ive been waking up early anyways

>>170807285
all the good teams are shit now

is cevo worth the time in europe? im playing mm only pretty much, not getting better at all it feels like. can't comfortably play with my current Settings/sens, 4:3 streched feels wrong. can't seem to find a good Crosshair aswell. daily practice didn't get me better in any way it feels like

tl;dr: im shit, practice doesn't seem to help. also, do third party Services really help?

>>170811728

if you're LEM+ play faceit, get your ass whupped until you can keep up

>>170791243
Exclude the entire steam directory from the windows defender menu.
I had a rubberbanding issue without lag spikes, and this fixed it.

>>170811794
yeah thats the thing. feels like i have to be, aimwise and gamesense wise global (in a sense of getting easy shots and micro-aiming) to keep up with the wirst players anyway so i don't feel like wasting money

>>170812012

don't understand why people are like this. there isn't a way to avoid getting stomped to gain skill unless you are super gifted or something. you cant just dip your toes in the water and MM your way to a level where you wont get stomped on clients, the gap is too large. just take your pounding like a man now and you'll thank yourself later

heroic is going to win against godsent right guys? RIGHT!?

>>170814769
meme llol

>>170798973
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

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i will eat this trophy?

>>170820443
is he starving himself?

>this heroic vs godsent match
top kek

Am i eat pizza or fried rice?

>>170822435
ima be pissed if heroic loses

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>kicked off fnatic
>friends come back to him but abandon him a second time

LMAO

>>170823980
/yoy/

>>170823980
the shuffle shouldn't have happened and the reshuffle shouldn't have happened either

>>170820443
We laughing but to be fair he lost a noticeable amount of weight, he used to be morbidly obese not that long ago

>>170823359
that pronax rotate though

OTOTOTOTOT

lekro so clutch

>>170823980
>10/21

wait til his own team kicks him out

>>170812139
it feels better to play against people who are slightly better or your level as it ahould result in a closer game, making it more intense. first people start to be total assholes about it because 'oh yeah im so much better than you who even plays mm', they payed for the service and expect everybody to be a god, but they wanna topfrag aswell.
i dont wanna play a game to get rekt, there simply is no fun in that which should be one of your main motivations while playing a GAME.

>>170825435
faceit is free

>>170825510
i thought you wouldnt get your rating/mmr so yoire stuck with all the free-people anyway, which consists of people eho try to get ranked, trolls, silvers who think that playing faceit but putting no work into your game makes you better because '128 tick bruv' and stuff like that. once you wanna get better you have to pay cause only then you actually play better people?

Release Notes for 3/12/201712 MAR 2017 - [ SERVERS ]– Added server at Serbia.– Upgraded servers to 128 tick.>>170825794
>>170825794

LOL the teabag

this is a good match

>>170792076
>>170791580
>You're retarded
I trust the guy who can spell a simple word like peek correctly

what are your relevant settings (res, bb||streched||letterbox, sens, crosshair, hertz)?

>>170823359
u mad?

>>170834850
2560x1440 165hz
800dpi @ 2.5
Light green dot @ 0.8 thickness, no outline (considering changing to a small crosshair, cus I feel like the crosshair isn't quite centred anyway at long distances)

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>tfw just lost against a guy with 400 hours, global, and multiple vac bans on record

It's OK, going 42-13 like that is normal.

Why does Valve even allow people with VAC bans to play on their servers? His last ban was something like 180 days ago, so it's not like he stopped.

How is coldzera so consistent?

>>170834850
>res
1920x1080, native res
>sens
played a while with 0.675@800dpi now, probably will go up to 0.9-1@800dpi
>crosshair
changing it constantly atm, cant seem to find a good one. maybe a little white one with an outline, crosshairstyle 5
>hertz
144, still shit at the game kek

>>170837765
practice and experience and medication to stop him from getting tilted easily

>>170837765
cheats

>>170837765
Aimlocks when he's not feeling it

buy it https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_view_item&item=91720879

i want to cum inside missharvey

gold nova 1 in 21 wins
am i the next Nate?

>>170843040
try mg1 in 22 wins

>>170843524
>tfw mg2 with 1159 wins

not even joking

>>170843754
no way,just kidding,right?

>>170843797
I'm not. if you want the screenshot i can show but i'll have to launch the game

I think Freakazoid has streamed for like 50 of the last 72 hours at least. Shit is pretty wild.

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>>170845212

>plays MM and bullies the shit players
>forces his beta teammates to listen to his beck and call
>regularly drops 35+ frags every game

is freakazoid our guy?

I had a dream Space Soldier was in a major and I was standing in for them

>>170746841
>500Hz polling rate on their 1000Hz capable mice
lol wrong

eU should be in pro league
they not so bad

>>170834850
1280x720
1.7@800 / 3.4@400
size 4, gap -2, thickness 1, color yellow
144hz

>>170823980
>>170825384
he's fucking trash was he ever good?

I'm getting pop up ads in the CSGO main screen wtf is happening

>>170850441
adware, reformat and change passwords

>>170849562

>you

SOMEBODY

>>170850941
What? Eunited is better than Winterfox, Complexity, Rush, and probably Selfless, and on par with CLG and Renegades.

>>170851997
they were in pro league last year only won 2 maps and obviously got relegated

>>170851716
someone replace cuck with nate

>>170843754
see
>>170773302

>>170852121
Different team, same org. You're thinking of the team with A2Z, and the other pug stars. This eUnited was Vault before and got picked up by eUnited when the shitty pugstars team failed out of proleague. They're currently winning premiere.

>>170801814
god I fucking hate this image so goddamn much

literally every second reddo post has it attached