Dinos Playing Ape Hoop Edition
>Halo Wars 2 is now available in stores
- A new campaign showcasing the fate of the Spirit of Fire crew following the events of the first game
- Competitive multiplayer with new units, leaders, and abilities
- A brand new "Blitz" multiplayer card game mode
- Features the "Play Anywhere" program, syncing game progress and stats between Xbox One and Windows 10
- 60 achievements for 1000 gamerscore
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc. (WIP)
http://pastebin.com/DpwtNzmu
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/you-can-haz-recon
>Spartan Company
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halo%20general
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
>PC Section
coming soon™
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>>169145658
/hg/ sports day when?
>>169145658
So now that the dust has settled, is Halo Wars 2 balanced?
Any one here #fan mail.
>>169146664
Could you take a lower quality pic?
>>169146654
Anders and Shipmaster are broken but people don't really know how to play them so it's fine right now
>>169147379
triggered much?
Let's discuss why NIGGERS are the root of all that is wrong with Halo
>>169147619
>tfw no NIGGERS in the Halo Community
Feels good
Post your rare cutters
>>169147379
I'll have you know it's a proud Jiralhanae sport, and you should respect their traditions
>>169146881
Sure
I hate NIGGERS
>>169148136
Quiet, NIGGER
>>169148172
You're the NIGGER, NIGGER
To be honest, spicy spics are even worse than NIGGERS
Leaked picture of new Promethean enemieswhen the FUCK did MegaBlox change their name to Mega Construx?
>>169148396
Dank image, anon.
I'll buy the set.
>>169148396
It was a recent change, I think.
No fucking clue why, though
Atriox is being added as a warzone boss, along with 2 brute themed weapons
>>169149013
I could see Decimus, maybe, but Atriox?
>You have no idea how this hoop works, do you? Why the Forerunners built it? Halo doesn't kill Flood, it catches balls: Humans, Covenant, whatever—we're all equally capable of scoring. The only way to stop the Flood is to perform a Chaos Dunk. And that's exactly what Halo is designed to do: wipe the court clean of all sentient life. You don't believe me? Ask Charles Barkley.
What did she mean by this?
>>169150136
Atriox&cutter are the "main characters" in a sense. They're the ones plastered all over the marketing and thus the most recognizable.
>>169150791
Ten out of fucking ten
Halo 6
>Atriox gets downgraded to villain of the hour like Jul and gets instakilled by Osiris
>Anders becomes a boring exposition character like H5 Halsey
>Never see Cutter and SoF ever again
>Cortana is saved by the power of friendship
How much of this is going to come true?
>>169151678
Probably the Cortana getting saved part, and Anders becoming boring expostion.
>>169148396
Where's the pic buddy?
>>169150419
>tfw game magazines are dead
>all that's left is Game Informer
Kill me
>>169152635
>>169148501
Apparently it failed to upload but I'm having second thoughts about it now, the friend who sent me it might get in trouble (It's an unrevealed mega Bloks/ "mega construx" set ) I don't know if this is for Halo 5 or wars 2 or what,
>>169154209
Yeah and my dad works a nintendo and has a copy of Halo 3A.
>>169154520
Your dad sounds like a liar, but I can promise that I'm not lying. Patience, I am asking my friend if it's safe to send out
>>169155369
Cutter is a handsome motherfucker
The new faces and the new voice actors are throwing me off too much, I feel like I'm not playing a sequel.
And selecting units is a pain, why is there a delay on cycling through units?
>>169157397
Remember when anders was asian?
>Playing Team war
>First match get rushed by coordinated efforts from Forge warthog spam, Anders sentinel spam and Atriox locust spam 10 min in
>Get decimated, morale is low
>By fate get rematched with them
>Tryhard rush to get counter units
>Shut down their rush, when they lost their wave they panic and just try spamming ultimate units
>Shit down their throats and win
God fucking DAMN that felt so good I just had to gloat
>>169157569
remember when they didn't sound like twats.
>>169157569
Anders looks like an ugly chink now though, she looks like this ugly hong kong national I went to school with.
WELCOME TO THE WARZONE KID
>Playing campaign
>My army gets annihilated every five minutes so I have to keep pumping units into the meat grinder trying to counter all the shit the computer is building because the game won't let me make scorpions
>It feels like this is the way the game is supposed to be played
What the fuck am I supposed to do when I have to fight a scarab?
>>169158780
Scorpions are finicky as fuck for me. Their canister shell never fires when I tell it to, and sometimes they are completely unresponsive to the environment and they don't move, shoot, or do anything. Anyone else see this?
>>169158807
Cyclops, a lot of them.
>>169158891
I'm not sure about scorpions but sometimes hornets won't obey my orders and they'll just sit there
>>169158891
I've had this happen to every unit in the game. And what the hell is up with using unit powers if you have all units selected and they're all different. In HW1 you tap R and they all did their thing. In HW2 it seems like one unit uses their power and each time I spam the shit out of R, the game takes it like a suggestion and other units you have selected will randomly use their skill. The only I time I've seen it work right is if you just have marines selected and use grenades.
>tfw no Isabel for Windows 10
>>169162782
I'd prefer her over Cortana
Cut CE:A skull.
https://youtu.be/_8p8PaGyfos
Skip to 1:00.
Would have been pretty funny if they really went with it and gave every weapon new unique sfx.
How do you buy halo wars 2 for pc?
>>169163215
Windows 10 in the Windows Store.
>>169163794
>>169163572
How do the retards who made the art&music for halo 4&5 go on to make the art and music for Hawaaw2? It makes no sense and boggles my mind
They HAD to have been making 4&5 intentionally shit. They couldn't have thought they looked good. I refuse to believe it.
https://youtu.be/kjN1eWhzPeA
>>169163028
I don't like how emotional AIs are, Cortana it makes sense because she's part of Halsey but Isabel was just stupid
Serina was alright, she had quips but was pretty normal otherwise and other than his outburst in 5 I don't remember Roland having much of a personality
>>169165083
Its not that hard.
There's this thing called an Art Director.
Whoever that is is what the artists do.
The real question is why hasn't Halo Wars 2 been cracked yet. Its not even on torrent sites yet.
>>169165083
Creative Assembly made Halo Wars 2, not 343i
Any word on when that demo is supposed to be released? Waiting on that or the crack, since I'd like to try skirmish before dropping the cash.
>mfw PC RTS halo has been my dream since 2000
>>169165296
They did the gameplay. 343 handled the art, story, and music, and provided the models for the BLUR cutscenes.
They must have hired some different people to do that shit though, because fuck, it feels like an entire different franchise compared to 4&5.
>>169165514
Dead Rising and Recore got a demo like a month after launch and I don't even think any play anywhere title besides Quantum Break has a crack so you'll be waiting
>>169165523
Ehh, you can definitely see 4&5's shit influence during actual gameplay though. The Marines are still the shitty 4/5 ones, the forerunner architecture is the new plastic grey round floaty stuff, etc etc
Kinda ruins the whole excuse they had with Requiem architecture being so different "It's much older than the Ark&Halo's, and more flashy because it's Warrior-servant made, not Builder-made"
Genesis was builder-made too, but had the shit new style, and apparently now so does the ark!
>>169165806
Really? If anything I think they just went full 40k on the marine designs, the ones on the title screen look exactly like pic related bottom left sans helmet
>>169157569
>>169158272
The actress Anders is based on in Halo Wars 2 is Faye Kingslee. She's half-Chinese, half-Irish.
>>169166498
I'm getting Audrey Plaza vibes from her
>>169166110
The ones in the title screen and gameplay are different.
However I'm still a bit annoyed at how they changed even the title screen ones to look more like the 343 style.
Also how Douglas supposed got Mark 6 after his mark 4 armor was broken, then conveniently doesn't show up again in any cutscene so we never see it except for on the main menu
>>169166642
>Title screen and gameplay ones are different
For what purpose
>>169165186
You do realize she isn't a military AI. She's an logistics AI. Probably made to be more human for better interaction with scientists.
Also how does it make sense for Cortana and not Isabel. Cortana went batshit. Isabel watch everyone she knew die. It was research outpost not a military installation. If I saw everyone I knew die and I had no means to have stopped it and then left alone, I'd be emotional too, and want fucking revenge.I know my waifu'ing is showing, but I really liked her character, regardless. Way better than Anders was in two games, and I couldn't less about how her looks changed between them.
>>>/v/368318380
>/v/ is making fun of us again
>>169167051
>Probably made to be more human for better interaction with scientists.
You must not know many scientists. Ninety percent of my grad school cohort had to have been somewhere on the autism spectrum based on their objectively awkward interpersonal skills. I felt for their students.
>>169166814
Because they have different models
You thought the ingame units would be as high quality as the ones displayed on the title screen?
Beyond that they're also just artistically different too, as said in my last post complaining about the Marines, and other examples like Jerome and Alice's ingame models wearing Mark 6.
>>169167051
Allowing AIs to emote and feel is fucking retarded, there is no in universe advantage to having a logistics AI be capable of mourning over lost souls and it's only there so 343i can have their OC donut steel
>>169168101
But it's been this way since CE. why are you only now getting triggered.
>>169168281
Because it's 2AM
>>169167386
Not just scientists. Just people not in the military in general. It's a comfort thing. It's beter to interact with someone/thing that gets people in someway and not just the blowing up shit and shooting things part.
>my grad school cohort had to have been somewhere on the autism spectrum based on their objectively awkward interpersonal skills
>autism spectrum
Pretty much anyone on this site, let alone this thread is on that spectrum. The AIs in Halo, which is canon, made by people, based on human brains, god forbid it has feelings. Not everyone who's smart for collage is autistic.
>>169168101
But having an AI go rampant, crazy, because they know they're better than us is completely fine?
>there is no in universe advantage
Yeah, it's not an advantage, is a disadvantage. Welcome to the human race.
>>169168374
This, triggers beget triggers.
>>169168281
Cortana is far different from the average AI though, Isabel is just shit in every way. She starts off annoying as fuck and being vague as possible for no reason. NO WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY WE WILL ALL DIE and then a speech later is like LETS DO THIS. She's like on her period but isn't smart or helpful enough to make you like her "quirky" side. Cortana and all the other AIs might be sarcastic assholes but they are helpful and don't make you drag answers out of them and give you vague hints while being a huge coward as well.
>>169168825
I should've worded it differently, but tacking on different functions rather than their main functions is just a dumb plot device like how in The Witcher the gerneral populace doesn't trust witchers even though they kill all the monsters and keep them safe
>>169168921
So AI's having emotions isn't the problem, it's this specific AI being too emotional?
>3v3
>enemy team is all Cutter
>they don't prioritize infantry
>>169168921
>She starts off annoying as fuck and being vague as possible for no reason
You mean acting like real person would in that situation?
>but isn't smart or helpful
Did you even read the Phoenix Logs? What people bitch about for what's changed with the units, is explained as Isabel gave them the info and uploaded them into the Spirit of Fire's factories, hence why they have new things after being out of the loop for 30 years.
>>169169236
Your Witcher reference makes no sense at all to this. How does that compare to an AI that shows a bit of emotion in Halo? Are you trying to say if anything has one job, that's all they can do and nothing else, let alone act human if given the capacity.
I don't know much about the Witcher, but doesn't he fuck everything that isn't nailed now. Lust, that's an emotion, but his job is to kill only monsters. By that logic, he too is a shit character. That's probably the most autistic way of thinking ever. Do one thing and nothing else at all. And remember no human feelings.
On that note, I'm done, Congrats, I fell for the bait, I was triggered. For the incredibly long time I've been on this site I should have known better.
>>169169236
>>169170583
As someone who knows Witcher lore you are both triggering me with your lack of knowledge. I am not going to get into it here, I don't want to shit up the thread.
Use a better example next time, something you understand
alright well that's my autism signing off for now
I'm not doing a good job arguing my position so I'm just going to stop
Hey /hg/ rate my GiTS map for the forge contest
>>169170583
She isn't a real person she is a smart AI, she shouldn't be doing a cliche movie "he is coming" statement. A wounded marine saying that and then dying works, a smart AI wouldn't be panicked and would just say "yank me now we have to get out of here there is a rapist brute rebel chieftain Atriox who destroyed everything" and then would tell them everything as they left instead of not properly warning them and getting a spartan fucked up. Smart AI's can multitask at levels humans can't comprehend, the amount of shit they can do makes it just stupid that she acted like a scared woman. I get she is a logistics AI but she is still a smart AI she is dumbing down her words to give vague hints and she isn't rampant.
>>169169326
No I was just saying she's a shitty and annoying AI, how she decides to interact and stuff makes her unlikable at least to me. She was better towards the end and stuff, but cortana and all the other AIs were calm under pressure except in those shitty comics and when they go rampant. Isabel didn't even give a threat assessment or properly warn Red team. She's just starts off annoying as fuck, you expect a smart AI to be helpful not give you vague statements about being in danger when literally nothing is happening.
/pol/ needs to be fucking deleted
how many fucking times have they caused the site to shit the bed because of their antics
>>169172867
>Deleting a containment board
You retarded man
>>169158085
Seems like you got Btfo
>>169175024
In what way
>>169165806
>>169166110
>>169166642
Even with the more Halo 4/5 influenced marine models the organized color scheme on them makes them look much better, kinda like the starship troopers armor.
The
>>169172867
>>169179371
Go ahead, do tell.
>>169181632
Post the arbiter one
Halo 3 has the worse story of any halo and here is why:
>The story is absolutely chock full of plotholes. Truth invades Earth, and knows he needs a human to activate the Ark. And yet, he doesn't simply take any random human from Mombasa prisoner to the Ark, instead, he lucks out and gets Johnson. This is insanely stupid. If the message from Cortana hadn't materialized to move the plot forward, Truth would've been on the Ark without any humans.
>The Gravemind then lands at Voi, for some reason. Why not take High Charity and infect jungles and Oceans of biomass? There is no reason to attack a city, rather than take the biomass of most of the animals of Earth.
>High Charity also is literally too big for the portal. This was retconned beautifully, but at the time it was an idiotic plothole.
>Then Gravemind takes all of his forces to the Ark. Why did he not just take Earth? Earth would've fallen in hours, and the Flood's intelligence and capability would've been significantly better.
>Miranda Keyes is the commander of all the forces on the Ark. So why the FUCK, when she learns Arbiter and Chief can't make it to the Citadel in time, does she physically crash her pelican in there, and THEN LAND, AND TRY TO WIN A FIGHT WITH A SHOTGUN. Pelicans have heavy weapons. There were many Hornets in the fight earlier. Where the hell were they? There were massive amounts of Sangheili forces too. This is an absolute contrivance to get Miranda and Johnson into an emotional moment.
>John and Thel then make it up to the Citadel, and the Gravemind uses his tentacles! Surely the Gravemind could just easily crush them to death, right? NOPE. He just sends some combat forms, which John and Thel have killed thousands of times before. He has the intelligence of billions of minds, and yet he is an absolute idiot.
cont. below
>>169179371
>>169182686
I would completely agree but Halo 5 is a thing, so by default 3's story is no longer the worst. Not even close actually.
>>169182686
>Gravemind then has John alone in High Charity against an entire Hive. If he just sends every form after John, John dies. It's really that simple. There is no reason to send them in small batches.
>Then, OH MY GOD, GRAVEMIND IS REBUILDING HIMSELF ON THE ARK.
>But how? Flood pods drop out of the sky. High Charity crashed on the Ark. Installation 04B is above the Ark. HOW IN THE FUCK ARE FLOOD RAINING FROM ABOVE.
>Also, IRIS and the Terminals had absolutely nothing to do with the plot. They were laughably misleading advertising.
>The "Finish The Fight" tagline was misleading too. There are still 13!!!
>Plot threads unsolved, as of the end of Halo 3 as listed by Haruspis
>1) 6 of the 7 Halo rings are still primed and ready to fire - a shadow that will forever loom over the Halo universe as long as it’s unresolved.
>2) The Gravemind tells us that defeat at Installation 04B only delays his return at the end of Halo 3. The Flood threat is only delayed, not ended.
>3) Mendicant Bias virtually screams to the player that the Chief’s story is not done in the final Terminal, informing us that:
>4) The Forerunners are not dead…
>5) …and that the path to the Forerunners is “fraught with peril”, suggesting a new threat to confront.
>6) No explanation whatsoever was given to these mysterious new beings referenced by the Didact called the Precursors in Halo 3’s Bestiarum and Terminals. They are classified as a race that has reached Tier 0, a theoretical ceiling where their evolution is complete and they exist as transsentient beings who can seed life, accelerate evolution, and travel across galaxies.
>>169182686
Everything you described is correct but Halo 5 Guardians is even worse
>>169182852
>7) Nor was any explanation given as to what “following in Their footsteps” means when the Didact started talking about the Great Journey he and the other surviving Forerunners will go on after he fires the Halos.
>8) Therefore, the Great Journey does exist, but has been misinterpreted by the Prophets. What is the Journey, and what is the significance it has?
>9) Mankind has yet to uphold their destiny as inheritors of the Mantle, which is brought up in the Terminals. Humanity’s status as Reclaimers is a central thematic point of the series and it’s just glossed over by the game.
>10) We do not know if humanity can survive the inevitable tensions between the Covenant client races, the Elites, and themselves.
>11) We did not know at the time what made humanity so special and worth saving in the eyes of Librarian. She said that we held the answer to many secrets.
>12) Cortana, who holds the largest wealth of Forerunner knowledge in the universe aside from the Forerunners themselves, is slowly drifting into insanity. How can anyone claim that Halo 3 provided any kind of satisfying closure when we spend the whole game building up to her rescue only for her to be discarded and left to rot into insanity half an hour later?
>13) And finally, Master Chief, the selected messenger of Mendicant Bias, is drifting near an unknown Forerunner world at the very end of the game.
>Yeah. That's some misleading advertising if I've ever seen it.
>it also has the levels Cortana and floodgate
>>169182769
I keep trying to forget that Halo 5 was but yeah, second worst tied with reach.
Why aren't you playing the best Halo multiplayer since CE?
Say what you want about CEA, the promotional art for it was outstanding
>>169183187
>>169183241
>>169183287
>>169183187
>>169183241
>>169183287
>>169183358
That's pretty good shit
>>169182704
>A weeb thinks he is somehow better than a furry
lmao
Do your duty, /hg/
Play Haah Waaw 2
Make Halo Great Again
>>169183637
Scrambling to positions, sir!
Could Red team beat Delta Squad from Gears in a fight?
>>169183763
Not a chance.
Gears characters are retardedly overpowered
SEND US IN
>>169183826
Our bones are literally made of steel, you fuckwit
>>169183763
Please.
Chief alone could beat them.
What does /hg/ think of Backwash?
>>169184096
He stinks and I don't like him
>>169184096
Underrated.
7/10 map
>>169153658
I still get Gameinformer due to nostalgia.
Still, I think I agree with their opinion less and less these days. Are they that awful? Or am I just getting that jaded?
>>169184326
They usual have some nice art on the cover.
>>169184326
>gameinformer
It's been4 and a half yearssince this issue. The issue that got me hyped for Halo 4.
After playing the game, it became clear to me that Gameinformer is nothing but a master illusionist. They very efficiently shill up big name games.
I canceled my subscription and have yet to consider ever going back.
>>169184730
Microsoft did a mostly phenomenal job advertising Halo 4 in general.
>>169184096
It's a flood niggas map.
It's by default meh at best
>people defending isabel's dumb emotional shit
I miss the bubble
>>169184829
and story wise too, tho the Didact needed a more clear motivation, and apparently they needed some sort of codex for the Halo 3 babies that obviously never pay attention to the story.
>>169185015
If someone killed all your friends and family, you wouldn't be upset?
>>169185073
Yeah. Forcing in Didact just so they could appeal to the EU in the most roundabout way was a mistake.
It could have just been an OC forerunner and would have made more sense
>>169184829
But was it Believe ad-tier?
>>169185046
I miss Halo 3
>blue niggas tryin' to steal my snek flag
When will blue niggas learn?
>>169185331
you miss a shit a game?
>>169185416
>a shit a game
What did he mean by this?
>>169185197
agreed tho to be honest, the Ur-Didact was being set as villain since before he was trapped in his Cryptum
Post cosplay
>>169185445
shit story, shit gameplay, in fact the only thing that's good about Halo 3 is customs, Halo 3 babies need to go.
>>169185589
Reminder that there hasn't been a good Halo game since 2004
>>169185073
Well the problem is they relied so heavily on book lore, anyone who didn't read it could only see a shallow plot.
The Mantle of Responsibility is a cool governmental plot that they barely touched on. The idea that all within your sphere of influence should live in peace no matter the cost to individual liberties.
Problem was is that when the Flood came, all the lesser races were easily overtaken and suddenly used as ammo against the barely weaponized Forerunners.
The idea that the AI's could cure rampancy could also imply that it removed the restraints Cortana had to protect humanity or assist them. If she had any failsafes to make sure they're safe, the Domain could have removed them as part of removing rampancy. AI's still had a modicum of rights in Forerunner society.
It's just so much they try to imply rather than leave intel to find. The data pads were cool stories in 5, but maybe just have some terminals explaining some of the story points of the Forerunners. Or even have Cortana explain some things better.
>>169185631
Halo 3 babies are cancer.
Halo 3 is overrated.
But it's still better than Halo 5: Microtransactions
>>169185714
Terminals are fine, but they shouldn't contain necessary story context. That should be made available for everyone.
>>169185724
No need to get your panties in a twist bungiefag, no one here is talking about Halo 5
>>169185890
Then we are agreed.
Halo 3 is overrated. It only looks as good as some claim when compared to shit like 5.
>>169185890
>Bungiefag
Way to expose yourself.
Shouldn't you be off grinding for reqs... oh I'm sorry, I mean Blitz packs?
>>169185807
They didn't even explain the Composer super well. If they could have done that, maybe the Prometheans would seem more compelling.
>>169185890
>>169185994
It begins
>>169185945
>deflecting to 5
>being this much of a drone
Shit then, shit now
>>169185714
Utah they need to explain things better in the actual game, I did like the idea of phoenix logs im HW2 to catch up people and better explain things (tho again, they also need to explain things better in game) and I believe that something like it combined with something like the weapons down missions of Halo 5 would be pretty awesome.
also they needed to make it more clear than the Cortana in Halo 5 was just a fragment of the original, that somehow found the domain and might be controlled by the Didact.
>>169186021
They have that one cutscenes by the Sequence Group (same people that do the terminals) that sums up everything, but it goes by so fast you need to watch it a few times to get it all
>>169186182
I don't think they ever specified that she was a fragment. She's the real Cortana. If you have a source though let me know. I'm pretty certain she just had all the failsafes and rampancy wiped, and being Halsey's flash clone she doesn't care now that she has limitless boundaries.
>>169185945
what's your opinion on Reach?
>>169185994
> getting this defensive
compensating for something there, eh?
>>169186101
Actually, I'm agreeing with you.
Halo 3 is a meme game propped up by PS2 babies that had it as their first Halo.
It's probably, no, definitely, the most overrated title in the franchise.
I'm searching for a way to give it some praise and the only way I can do so is to compare it to shit like 5, which is definitely worse.
I'm not deflecting. Halo 3 is overrated.
I'm more than willing to admit that.
I'm sorry saying similar things about 5 gets you all riled up.
>>169186363
>opinion on Reach
I don't like it
>defensive
I'm just saying I'm not a bungie fag. You jumped the gun on that simply because I stated something about 5 that most players agree with.
>>169186620
Uh oh. The Reach ammunition has been deflected and is now off the board.
How will the 343 shill respond?
>>169186620
>doesn't like reach
>doesn't like 3
>doesn't like Halo 5
Well you have a great day then my good Sir.
>>169187012
But I do like Halo 3.
I never said I didn't.
I said it was heavily overrated.
Learn2Read
>>169187012
Nowhere was it stated that he didn't like Halo 3.
>liking halo 3
not even top 3 halo game
>>169187279
Sunshine isn't a top 3 or even 5 Mario game and I still like it.
Stop dealing in absolutes.
Should I sell my Xbone for the switch?
>>169187446
I don't understand your reference since I don't play children's games.
>>169187515
>>169187602
>I don't play children's games.
Then why are you posting in Halo General?
>>169187713
>>169187769
>>169187713
desu I always thought complaints like this were nitpicking.
Sure, it's bad, but does it really effect us that much?
>>169187446
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
>>169187819
It's more of a reference to 343's overall management of the game's polish.
>>169187652
Halo is for adults.
>>169187515
Do you play anything other than Halo? If not, then probably.
>>169187864
pfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>169187864
>Console FPS
>adults
Anon
Hmmmmmm...
>>169188063
Faker?
I think you're the heretic around here
>>169187963
>>169188005
RATED M FOR MATURE
>>169188156
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
>>169188219
>RATED M FOR MATURE
hmmmm...
>>169188219
>RATED M FOR MATURE
Hmmmmmmmmm......
>>169188219
>RATED M FOR MATURE
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........
>>169188219
>RATED M FOR MATURE
Makes you think...
>>169188473
>>169188531
>>169188609
>>169188702
None of these are Halo games, they're not made by Bungie.
>>169188473
>>169188531
>>169188702
I rarely see someone get so BTFO here...
>>169188609
Spartan assault
That's reaching a bit though
Chief has to rescue Samus!
But can he defeat her?
>>169189356
Those boobs make no sense.
If it's skin tight they should be pressed inward.
They're also way too big for that body type.
#NotMyArbiter
>>169189356
Out of armor, maybe.
In armor, Samus could probably take on 10 spartans.
Soon
>>169189356
>>169189568
It's close fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CiLceGDGwg
>>169189751
Wait... fucking really?
The RWBY guy got his start with this shit?
>>169189662
Scorpio is DOA.
Sony has far too big of a lead this gen.
If you want a 4K console, get the PS4 Pro.
Otherwise don't get either.
>>169145658
THE /HG/TAGE IV: BUNGIE EDITION is currently accepting clips from these games.
>Halo: Combat Evolved/Anniversary/SPV3
>Halo 2/Anniversary/Vista/Project Cartographer
>Halo 3/ODST/Firefight
>Halo Wars/Definitive Edition
>Halo: Reach
>Halo: The Master Chief Collection (excluding Halo 4/Spartan Ops)
Use the past community’tages as a reference on what to submit. I’ll be looking for casual and competitive clips from the multiplayer and the campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
To submit a clip, either reply to this post with the xboxdvr/thehostyouuse link or message that link to "Sweaty Towels" on waypoint. The deadline to submit clips is March 1, 2017.
>>169189927
Regardless of how well Sony is doing, Xbox One is still doing better than the 360 at this point. You don't need to be top dog to be doing well. I don't have much faith in the scorpio but anything has to be better than the bone
>>169190007
Good day, Mr. Bond
>>169190032
I more or less agree.
I just want a Halo machine that plays everything at a nice frame rate without compromising.
Is that too much to ask?
We are making history
>>169190227
Total Buiscuit told me to stay away so I will.
>>169189927
>>169190032
I want scorpio, but I REALLY want to play DOAX3 in stunning 4K
>>169190227
>>169187515
>>169190446
Reminder
>>169190319
I feel you my nigga
Old waypoint checking in
>>169190268
He said nothing of the sort.
>>169190525
>I need to be able to play the same shit on every console
Since the Wii, Nintendo's niche has been being the 'second console' for people who have a PC, PS3, or 360 to play the multiplats on.
>>169190875
He said it was terribly optimized and dumbed down FOR THA CONTROLLA
>>169191167
>I need to be able to play the same shit on every console
I don't but the age of exclusives is over for the masses.
You need big AAA multiplats to compete.
>>169189927
Shame ps4 pro is also trash
>>169189356
>implying they would fight
Naw dude, they would go out on a nice dinner date.
>>169191289
>age of exclusives is over
Maybe for xbox, uncharted is still pretty popular, and pokemon outsold Call of Duty
>>169191429
>uncharted is still pretty popular
Uncharted sells in console bundles.
And even then it can't catch the big popular games
>>169191289
How those for AAA?
>>169191429
Not really for uncharted
You're right about Pokémon this
Who /goty/ here?
>>169191179
If that's your takeaway, then you need to finish the fucking video. He concludes that he actually quite enjoyed the game despite its unintuitive controls on PC and recommends it for people new to the genre or those wanting to get back into the genre but don't have the patience or APM to enjoy mastering the more tasky elements of games like StarCraft where your base and army require a lot more micromanagement. It's basically a good middle ground between MOBAs and a full-fledged RTS in approachability in his mind.
>>169191364
>>169191820
I think he also says he's impressed by the amount of content at launch
>>169191820
I got 24 minutes in and stopped.
Guess I need to let him get the criticisms out of the way...
Why do we care about what this guy says again?
>>169192086
He has a unique way of approaching and breaking down games from a PC perspective that, while a bit elitist, is informative in its own right.
His word isn't the law, but you can do a lot worse than TB
>>169191820
But it's easier than MOBAs.
>>169191752
Some things never change
I think i got a new unitfu, why is the Blisterback so satisfying to use? Those artillery missiles are pure sex.
>>169192401
But is it made out of worms?
>>169192086
TUUUURN AWAAAAY
IF YA COULD GET ME A DRINK
OF WATER
CAUSE MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED AND FADED
This is Kai.
Say something nice about him.
>8 long years of waiting
>hopeless for the series story after 4/5
>mfw HW2 is actually really good and i'm starting to have hope for the franchise again
>>169192023
TB's format is shitting on a game for its flaws for 90% of the video and then going over what he liked about them and whether they're ultimately worth your time and money in like the last 5 minutes or so.
If you haven't figured this out and have made a habit of skipping out of his reviews early, there's a good chance you're probably wrong about how he actually feels about a great number of the games he has reviewed.
>>169193190
The problem is HW2 was probably a one-off for Creative Assembly.
They're a Sega dev, and I'm sure those japs have already contracted them out back to making the next few Total War Blunders
>>169193159
He was well respected enough around here in 2015 that a number of people encouraged PAUL DAINTON to make him the leader of the Spartan Company once it became apparent that PAUL gave no shits about actually managing it and was just the first to create one for /hg/.
>>169193775
No don't say that, i don't wanna have to wait 8 years for a sequel again!
>>169193869
But that's not what happened.
Paul made Rabbit leader.
>>169193871
If HW2 is successful, then I doubt we will have to edit 8 years, I'm just saying it might not be CA at the helm next tims.
>>169194223
Fine with me.
This franchise only has enough room for ONE CA dev
Hello humans, we're the Elite Rangers but you may also know us "Effective waste of resources", "I clicked on it by mistake" and "Useless piece of shit". Say something nice about us.
>>169194840
Hinge Heads > Space Apes
>>169194840
You're very good at picking off retreating infantry
Test
>he plays shipmaster
> he DOESN'T utilize the telephoto ability
FINISH IT
>tfw Anders' sentinels doing all my work for me
Why are you not wearing me RIGHT NOW?!
>tfw no gamer gf
why are there so many bait posts?
>>169197428
Thread is mostly good desu
>>169197428
Tis the season, then
>this thread
Started out bad, but now it's pretty chill
"DOUBLE KILL"
**pew pew pew***
"TRIPLE KILL"
**explosion**
"OVERKILL"
**sword slice**
"JUST WHAT I NEEDED!"
>>169199827
(Whistles)
Aaayyyy babay, Holla at me
>>169181887
"Common chief, take a girl for a ride"
-Cringetana
>>169197202
Fucked up side light
How long is it supposed to take to load basic skrimish matches against AI? I just wanted to test the settings out and it's been loading for over 5 minutes now.
>>169201132
The newest update bugged up the loading screens.
Restart and try again.
How can Linda, Kelly, and Vale compete?
>>169198818
>>169201523
They aren't characters thought up to please SJWs.
>>169202093
Valencia and Tanaka are 90% SJW pandering
>>169201593
>that fucking rat face
>>169185551
Ur-Didact wasn't a thing before halo 4. The only didact we knew was the bro tier Iso-didact.
Wasn't it slightly later we got the novel explaining the whole 2 Didact's thing
>>169202662
Tanaka is completely inoffensive to everything reeeee
>>169202913
We knew both, Bornstellar and the Did acts fucked up evolution shit mattered quite a bit
>>169203092
I guess not in my circles because I remember everyone being confused about why the guy who fired the Halo rings and "saved" the galaxy is now evil and also not dead
Bonnie Ross just confirmed splitscreen for halo 6
>>169203810
How about posting some delicious sauce?
>>169203371
Almost everybody was in "your circles".
Most people either didn't know who didact was or assumed there was only one of them and we're thus confused.
Yes, the split was a thing pre-H4, but you had to go out of your way to figure it out.
So HW2 doesn't have a ranked skrimish mode?
>>169203810
Great, now more useless features 343 can waste time making rather than creating a better game. Nobody plays splitscreen anymore.
>>169204649
Speak for yourself
>>169204649
>>169204649
>Nobody plays splitscreen anymore
Right, because we literally can't
>>169204703
>>169204787
>>169204854
>responding to bait
The phrasing of the comment + spongebob pic should have been a dead give away
Leave this general.
>/hg/
>>169205003
More like
>Sigmund in 10 years
>>169204649
>forgetting that Halo 5 launched with less features than almost all the other Halo games
>>169203810
>>169203932
YES!!! THANK YOU MUMMY MUMMY!!
SPWIT SCWEEN YAYYYYYY MAMA MAMA THANKIES
I PWAY SPWITSCWEEN WIF MY PWAYMATES!!! MOMMY
Somebody put Kay's head on the shooter and Wizard's head on the dead body
>>169205202
r i p l e a f
>the fastest spartan II is a woman
I know 343 likes to shove Shove SJWism down our thoughts, but Bungie was no redpilled dev either
>>169205395
Holy fuck anon that was an incredibly fast response time.
5 stars.
>>169205395
wrong helljumper helmet
>>169205395
Perfecto!
>>169205187
>ywn fuck bonnie
>>169205574
Do you think she forces Frank O'Conner to eat her out while she wears a spartan Palmer cosplay
Haha asking for a friend
>>169205395
10/10
AC:ROGUE IS BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE!!!
>>169205762
They're really starting to come through with these BC titles.
>>169205730
No, Bonnie is pure, Kiki on the other hand...you just know
>Reminder that the medical upgrade is fucking worthless and isn't worth the resources + time unless you are going all the way to ODST
>>169205934
>middle aged woman
>pure
Literally impossible.
Even morbidly obese girls have sex before 22
>>169206015
Are you talking about HW1?
If H6 gets a 95 or above on Metacritic, I will get a Halo 6 tattoo
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-next-halo-fps-will-have-split-screen-unlike-ha/1100-6448159/
>Struggles like this are "incedible painful for the community and for us--and it erodes trust," she said.
Well gee Microshit. It's almost like your piratically criminal input and meddling is bad for game development
>>169206605
Scorpio will be able to handle it.
Expect the X1 version and PC version to not include it.
>>169206526
It'll probably be lower than Halo 5.
>>169206605
They're using the "it literally needed to be 60fps" excuse again. When the PC version has shown it can run at 30fps with no issues.
If splitscreen couldn't handle 60fps, that's fine, limit it to 30. Keep solo 60, obviously. But splitscreen doesn't have to be 60fps.
It's what they did in H2A/H4 splitscreen in MCC.
>>169207280
I'm a big advocate for SS, but your post isn't taking everything into account.
Halo 5 Guardians =/= Halo 5 Forge.
H5G is limited by the power of the xbone. H5G is not and thus has essentially infinite untethered potential.
>>169206605
This is exciting news, goys.
It's also nice to see them owning up for MCC some more. I'll take any apology I can get for that game, even if a patch isn't feasible.
>>169207175
I really doubt it, story hit rock bottom, there's no way but upwards from there, also if they launch it with half the content 5 has now it already guarantees a better score.
>>169207787
Running at 30fps takes less power than running at 60, though.
343's excuse was that the engine is tied to be at 60fps to function properly. The PC version demonstrated that this is false. They /could/ have done 30fps splitscreen on xbone.
>>169207857
Oh man, what a situation we find ourselves in. Myself included.
"The next halo game HAS to be better because we're already at the lowest point possible!!"
Does this qualify as stockholm syndrome?
>>169208138
No, i'm just reasoning with you why Halo 6 will most likely have a better score than 5.
>>169207980
>343's excuse was that the engine is tied to be at 60fps to function properly.
Did they say this?
It could be that rendering two point of views would drop it below 30 fps.
>>169207980
>Running at 30fps takes less power than running at 60, though.
>343's excuse was that the engine is tied to be at 60fps to function properly. The PC version demonstrated that this is false.
The PC version is not the same as the Xbone version.
The Xbox version was built from the ground up to run at 60 fps. It essentially HAS to run at 60fps or everything breaks.
The PC port development team deconstructed the engine and built it back up as a game that can run at 60, but doesn't have to.
You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #283.
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>Previous 50 threads
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For even older /hg/ threads, check the archive here:
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>>169208594
G.O.A.T. Big Team Map
>>169208594
The art design on Avalanche is simply God Tier.
They went all out.
I remember when they announced it. Everyone was hype as fuck.
>>169208484
>The Xbox version was built from the ground up to run at 60 fps. It essentially HAS to run at 60fps or everything breaks.
>The PC port development team deconstructed the engine and built it back up as a game that can run at 60, but doesn't have to.
That's retarded.
>>169208594
I liked your sandy brother more because I could fit a wrath at top grav lift room
>>169208594
Now that I think about it, is Avalanche the only Halo 3 map that has a visible Halo ring in the skybox???
>>169208594
The snipers ruin it like they ruin every BTB map, but still an amazing and beautiful map.
>>169209080
At least the Halo 3 sniper was difficult to use in relation to every game after it.
Stupid
Dumb
Scum
>>169209027
OH SHIT RARE MAP!
Never played Halo Online. Is the dusty variant exactly the same with a different skin? Or are there actually geometric differences?
>>169209223
He's got a point though, SS isn't as simple as an OFF/ON switch, there's always limitations for everything.
>>169208868
Well it is retarded, but that's how 343 designed the game. Call it whatever you want. Call it bad decision making and development, but that's how they did it.
A more capable studio would not have done it that way.
>>169208786
Best map
>>169209363
Yeah dude reach could have been 60fps if they didn't include that nasty splitscreen
Any choice added into a game obviously could impact other things
That doesn't mean we should start dropping features because of it. That's what happened to halo 5.
>H5 contrarian apologists scared as fuck as more good news pours in about Halo 6
Halo 6 is the chosen Halo game.
It will break the cycle and be the first Halo game to be overwhelmingly liked at launch by the core base, and Halo 5 will never rise to the praise level the other games have before it.
>>169209571
>>169209856
>>169209921
Let's see if i can understand what you're saying if you try it a 3rd time.
>>169209345
There's minor differences but after playing the H:O version for a while I can't stand H3's version
>>169210857
This mostly looks cosmetic, unless those terrain changes are notable
>>169209063
>Now that I think about it, is Avalanche the only Halo 3 map that has a visible Halo ring in the skybox???
Well, none of the launch maps do. They all either take place on Earth, the Ark, or in Guardian's case a lush Forerunner jungle.
>Looking at the DLC...
STANDOFF - Earth
FOUNDRY - Earth
RAT'S NEST - Earth
AVALANCHE - Installation 04B
BLACKOUT - Earth
GHOST TOWN - Earth
COLD STORAGE - Installation 05, HOWEVER it's an interior structure, no Halo ring is thus visable.
ORBITAL - Human Space
SANDBOX - The Ark
ASSEMBLY - Scarab Production Plant
CITADEL - The Ark
HERETIC - Covenant Space
LONGSHORE - Earth
So yeah, Avalanche really is the only one with a Halo ring visable.
>>169211428
It's mostly the same, but the gravlift rooms are more spacious and not a complete clusterfuck.
Remer when this was considered the pinnacle of forging?
So, what's your personal verdict so far?
>>169214610
3/5
Great variety and content.
A challenging and varied campaign.
A satisfyingly well-placed multiplayer.
It's probably about as good as an RTS can get with being held back by the limitations of a controller.
The only other thing holding back the score is the Blitz mode. It's avoidable, but it's cancer.
Reccomended to any Halo fan and any person that wants get into the FPS genre without having to hop on PC.
>>169214610
I give it a B
The fact that it works is impressive enough, but also that it actually works WELL.
It's still a console RTS, but I don't think I've ever played a better one.
>>169214521
>yfw now there's more items in the fx category alone than on the whole Reach forge mode
It almost scares me to think what 6's Forge will be capable of.
was she a traitor?
was her entire purpose to get the halo ring to cortana?
and why does she look like lena dunham?
>>169215146
purpose? no.
motive? maybe.
>>169214610
8/10
>+ Great and solid campaign
>+ Great balance and modes on multiplayer
>+ Nice visuals and art style
>+ Good music
>+ Improved what i though were perfect controls for a RTS(console)
>- Missing units and upgrades
>- No matchmaking for firefight
>- Campaigns ends abruptly(probably to be sold as DLC?)
>>169214610
MASS.
INFANTRY.
Todd is screaming in his grave thanks to /v/
>>169215146
Isabel ABSOLUTELY should be a traitor; narratively, the entire thing makes sense.
her dumbass emotional nature (muh logistics AI) would make her even more receptive to Cortana's Mantle of Responsibility stuff.
her endgame is to get anders and the halo to the "Created's" side
it would be sick if she even was a doubly-dutch traitor and lied about her team being killed by atriox.
maybe her and atriox had partnered up before she betrayed him.
Is it possible to fuck a Sentinel?
Anyone got a party up?
>>169216042
It could give you a painful handjob with those grippers.
>>169215940
You really don't like her, do you?
>>169216042
Aaaaaaaand we have just hit a new low
>>169216042
What about an infection form instead? At least it's organic.
>>169216042
Sentinels are hot as fuck. I remember back in 2005 I was 9 and had halo 2 and would just play sacred icon and quarantine zone on repeat. I loved watching the enforcers jizz out the missles and just barely dodge them and stick them with plasmas and watch it explode orgasmically. the best feeling was getting crushed by the body of the enforcer after you just blew it up.
memories man
>HW2 still has micro transactions
Fucking hell Microsoft I already payed ÂŁ70 for your game (including HW1 in the digital bundle) how much more do you want?now, if the game had them and was free to play...
>>169217516
Just play the other modes like any normal person.
>>169216504
fuck off isabel shill.
So, since it seems Sentinels are either unfuckable or painful to make sweet, sweet love to, what is objectively the best Covenant/Forerunner/Promethean to fuck?
I'd say either Brutes because they are the most humanoid or Elites because they are like Reptile Space Asians.
Also could an Elite effectively give a blow job to a human?
>>169218453
I'm gonna say pic related is the objectively correct answer, this thing can fix, improve and heal anything, just imagine what it can do to your dick.
>>169217613
>>169219000
The tentacles kind of worry me though. What if it gets a little "adventurous"?
>>169208594
Another inferior homage map. Typical of Halo 3.
>>169219635
Don't worry about turning gay or something, engineers are supposed to fix things not break them.
>>169218453
butes and even elites are much bigger than you realize; there's literally no combination that wouldn't be a woman town apart by space dick or a man throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
jackals are the perfect size at 6 ft.
get yourself some hot reptilian cloaca anon
>>169203892
>windows
Hahahaha I want this one. I legitimately want it.
>>169220620
>hecking's art
good taste
>>169203892
>>169220817
I made another version of that one too.
>Mission where I have a low number of starting units
>Oh hey here's a bunch of suicide grunts you couldn't see that wipe out all your guys before you can blink
>>169221694
And this ayylmao DMR
>>169221793
Maybe it's an homage to that one level from Reach where you start with half health and then there's a narrow hallway where every corner has 3 suicide grunts.
>>169222371
Is there a third option?
>>169186620
Jeez you must not like anything then, might as well kill yourself.
>>169222371
Patriotism, egalitarianism.
>>169214521
Yeah and now we can create forge world in forge
>>169220620
Just because they're bigger than humans doesn't mean they have bigger dicks.
>>169223189
Imperialism and Militarism.
>>169225374
I wanna get snu-snu'd by an girl elite.
>>169225556
Same
Okay seriously, how the fuck am I supposed to deal with fucking leader powers in campaign? There's nothing I can to avoid them and they blow up my entire army before I can scatter units and then I have to waste time rebuilding all my shit. I get a retarded seconday objective to preserve my units and then I fail it because they get sniped by a fucking cleansing beam I can't avoid because everything is slow as shit for no fucking reason.
>>169223189
Human Fascism
>>169226364
glad we're on the same page.
>>169227120
>page 10
Yeah, we are
>>169221892
Nice
>>169226532
Git Gud
>>169221892
I gotta be honest lemmings, While most of these are cool in concept, the presentation you give falls hella flat. You just overlay an image onto the entire gun, rather than making it seem like a skin.
>>169230351
That's what a skin is, also I'm lazy.
It works well with solid colors, Camo's or the rust pattern, but some designs don't blend well.
>>169230351
You mean just like how 343 does it?
>>169230605
I like these ones too
>>169147691
>tfw when black but no one knows because you never plug in your mic
Why are you guys so racist bros? ;~)
>>169230265
Then how the fuck am I supposed to do the kodiak mission?
>>169230653
Not for the good ones
>>169231946
They just overlayed it on the grey parts of the AR, it's the same thing but a little bit less lazy.
>>169231946
I'm not even american but even i feel like eating a burger just by looking at this.
>>169232297
What type of skins are you trying to get, then?
>>169232421
See, I can do the same thing, but for camo, rust and solid colors it just looks better covering the whole thing.
>>169233376
SoF is a pretty big ship
>>169234279
4 Brutes
What are some good halo-esq films?
Stuff like starship troopers and District 9 I've seen.
>>169235549
Go watch Rogue One
>7pm cst
>still no CU
>>169237164
>telling people to watch that shit
>>169240059
>>169234279
for you
sentinels are fucking scary now
>>169241443
This was 6 months ago
>>169241443
>>169241618
>17 more threads until 300
Time sure does fly
>>169241708
I wonder if we can organize something in time
>>169241904
>>169242047
>>169242129
>>169242047
>>169241443
/hg/ has the best memes
>>169242295
Indeed, remember this one?
>>169242464
Well thanks anon, now I'm sad
>>169242464
I can't believe /gowg/ is FUCKING dead
>>169242295
We have made some new ones since then
>>169242295
>>169242295
>>169243416
I take issue with the presidents ranking.
You're still being too kind to Bush
>>169243593
>implying Bush is the problem with that chart
Fucking Clinton should be in the negatives, that fucker destroyed the housing market.
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/wars-worlds-weaponry
>>169243932
>blaming the president for the free market fucking itself over
Clinton Presided over the most successful economic decade in the history of the nation. It was also the only time in the last 150 years the budget was balanced.
He was a heavily flawed human being, but he's not nearly as bad as his wife.
Yes, he was a better president than Bush, who essentially disappeared completely in his second term.
/hg/ - Politics
>>169244231
>implying it was the free market
It was his disgusting housing markets, you fuck.
It was the LACK of free market that wrecked it, there was a fucking artificial bubble created by those policies and it popped hard.
Also, each president inherits the effects of the last. Clinton rode in on the coattails of H.W Bush.
>>169243932
I would say Bush term 1 > Clinton > Bush term 2
>>169244534
Maybe if banks were honest and not greedy scumbags that lied to investors and customers we wouldn't have had a problem...
>>169242295
>/hg/ has the best memes
Shame you barely listed any of them apart from attempted forced memes
>>169240380
They look so God damn stupid
>>169241443
So do they
>>169244834
Delete this.
>>169244003
>thought about playing valentines doubles during that time that Ske7ch and Grim were on
>decided against it
>now I'll miss out on that sweet AR skin
>>169244834
>doesn't have Zumba like the glorious Xbox One
Shit console
>>169244003
Oh boy
Splitscreen in a halo game! Revolutionary. Thanks 343
>>169245460
OR UNO
>>169245508
BLECK UNDARSUITS
>>169246591
Wtf I literally can't even tell what team he is on
>>169246591
>posting a blank image
C'mon anon
>>169245508
>there's going to be more than one more 343i Halo
>>169247094
They have a "50-year plan" for the Halo franchise !!! :)
That last mission was the tits, butthe story didn't go anywhere
>>169247341
>you will kill yourself long before this happens
Feels good, man.
>>169246591
The fuck, anon
>>169247341
It'll be better than 5
Blitz Firefight is pretty fun
>>169254198
>Liking microtransaction cancer
Off yourself.
>>169254679
You do realize that Blitz Firefight is against the AI and not other players, right?
>>169255427
Still microtransaction bullshit.
>>169255624
>get packs like fucking candy
>firefight doesn't even need min maxed decks
Yeah whatever, I'll just keep having fun
>>169255624
I sure hope you feel the same way about horde mode.
>>169256581
go back to your dead general
>>169254198
>slap some kodiaks and wolverines on the ridge between B and C
>go jack off to gravemind guro for 30 minutes
>come back and i'm still winning
There needs to be more map variety and a penalty for not controlling all 3 points such as extra enemies, but it is sorta fun.
Watched all the Halo Wars 2 cutscences on youtube.
Fuck that story looks boring as balls.
>>169257123
>preordered Halo Wars 2
>got my definitive edition code
>watch leaked cutscenes on youtube
>cancel preorder
>get definitive edition update
>still have access
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>>169248145
Oh wow 343/Microsoft dragging a paper thin story across 3 games?
Never heard of that before.
Pic unrelated.
>>169257560
Happened twice now, CE-3 and now 4-6
>>169257683
CE-3 had a beginning middle and end, with some characters I actually like.
It's nothing ground breaking, but it's solid as fuck and I like the characters. The cut-scenes were cool as hell too.
Everything past Reach is a trainwreck in terms of gameplay, everything past 3 is a trainwreck in terms of story.
Nothing made me roll my eyes harder than that "inspirational speech" at the start of Halo Wars 2.
>>169244003
>All Halo Wars 2 Units
>"If you just want a peaceful stroll through a gallery of all Halo Wars 2 units, HiddenXperia has you covered with this handy video!"
This was it, this was my only chance to shine and for all my work and passion put into my videos to be recognized by 343 and they gave it to a rushed video that's not even complete.
>>169258535
I was thinking the same thingHect0r. Damn shame
>>169252079
I'd rather have nothing.
>>169258535
Buck up, maybe you'll get another chance
>>169258109
Nothing made me roll my eyes more than everything to do with Miranda keyes in halo 3
>>169260734
Her death was entirely preventable
Since we're hung up on the negative parts of the story, I'm going to ask: what's everyone's favorite parts of the halo games or universe? Guilty pleasures?
Favorites: The Halo 2 Arbiter levels and the Halo 3 Ark levels, and pretty much anything about the ODSTs
Guilty Pleasure:The SPARTAN IIIs. They're Mary Sue-y but I love everything about them.
>Scorpion, ready to whupas
>>169262452
I'm literally jacking off to the original trilogy albums right now.
Atriox or Tartarus?
>>169263440maccabeus
>>169263440
Atriox is a leader.
Tartarus is a follower.
>>169148004
lol
>>169206605
I'd honestly say it's probably just 343 being completely inept at everything they do more so than Microsoft.
>>169245508
They're also pushing Master Chief and simple stories for games going forward, it feels good that they're finally learning lessons. They're leaving the extended lore in the books, comics, and other media, where they belong.
>>169269938
But 4 had the best story of all the games
>>169270856
She acknowledged Halo 4's single player and Halo 5's multiplayer so no worries.
Quick /hg/ give me your best idea for a HW2 leader!
>>169248426
Y-yup!...
L-look guys... I made a new skin... pretty ok huh...?
*Heavy Mouthbreathing Intensifies*
>>169271908
I still think Halo could be really cool with some anime inspiration.
Like, could you imagine a mission where you drop from orbit in the Cyclops Mk. II from Halo 4 and just fight like six scarabs with it? It'd be pretty much like piloting a metal gear with arms.
>>169273158
>Halo needs more anime in it
Don't give 343i any ideas. Also it's not like Japan owns giant robots
Is it just me or is White Cell the single worst map in the fucking game. Literally have never had a good match here, just get slaughtered.
>>169274941
pegasus is worse
>>169273391
>Also it's not like Japan owns giant robots
Yeah, but the west handles them like shit, look at the mantis, slow, clunky, made of plywood, it should be able to sprint, jump, evade, and thrust, maybe even a shoulder bash.
And Spartans should be huge and bulky like Cal-141(just not quite as tall).
>>169274941
>vast amount of forge maps with a dedicated community
>pick one decent-looking map and a pair of remakes of existing disc maps and ignore everything else
Fuck Quinn.
>>169275571
I dont mind pegasus anymore actually. It's got a strong control point that has 3 entrances to seige. If anything it just needs the entire opposite corner removed because it's useless.
>>169279202
>Halo 5
>dedicated community
I mean it's there, but it's pretty small compared to years past
>>169284236
>>169283967
>Amy Rose and Rosie the Rascal are separate characters
>>169284298
>>169284236
>>169284298
This was never a good piece of art, very tasteless and uninspired desu.
>>169284301
In the comic they are
Will chief get fevenge on Locke for cracking the visor in the next game?
Wakey Wakey, /hg/
>>169284713
>implying chief sleeps in a bed
>>169284783
>not having a Halo-themed bedroom
>>169284834
Does this count?
>>169284834
>>169284883
>>169284420
Yeah just read she's the scourge version of Amy on the wiki, I'm pretty sure I already knew that, but my Sonic autism was suppressed long ago.
>>169284538
UFC is fucking stupid.
Playing through the Master Chief Collection. Why does 2 have such cinematic cutscenes and 3 looks like absolute shit?
>>169285018
>Playing through the Master Chief Collection. Why does 2 have such cinematic cutscenes and 3 looks like absolute shit?
CE and 2 got remastered visuals and cutscenes for their 10th anniversaries.
Halo 3 is only 9 years old.
>>169284834
>>169284883
>>169284943
I don't have bedsheets, but I'm thinking of getting something like this for the mancave. Thoughts?
>dual of the fates starts playing
>>169285278
I'm pretty sure you're baiting, but I could dig it.
>>169285278
What's the point of chopping it up into pieces?
Why not just one fucking big poster?
Is it supposed to be aesthetic or some shit?
>>169285179
Ah ok started wondering why there's also no option to switch between remastered and old.
I noticed I can also play ODST on my MCC, thought only 1-2-3-4 are in it? I bought it used
It's pretty neat how different morning /hg/ is from evening /hg/
Morning is the Lemmings Morning Talk Show
Evening is the discord circle jerk happy hour
>>169285496
>Ah ok started wondering why there's also no option to switch between remastered and old.
There is an option.
You can also change the soundtrack between original and new.
>I noticed I can also play ODST on my MCC, thought only 1-2-3-4 are in it? I bought it used
ODST was added as compensation for the game having a shitty launch
Would Halo be better with limited lives per checkpoint?
>>169285714
>Would Halo be better with limited lives per checkpoint?
Yes.
Infinite continues is fine but unlimited tries from the same checkpoint until you luck it out is unnecessary.
I love that thrill that comes with having a life count.
>>169285714
Yeah probably
>>169285629
Pressing the view button does nothing for me though.
>>169285882
That's strange.
It only works in 1 and 2
Wait a minute...
>>169286290
https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c
>>169286290
Yes, yes they area series of lines assembled in a symmetrical pattern that can loop endlessly in any of 6 analogue directions.
>>169286434
Is it really "looping" if they go on forever?
>>169286583
a loop goes on forever, if the same pattern is repeated over and over again it is on a loop.
Mistakes...
>>169286771
...were made
WHERE
IS THE
CRACK FOR HW2
>>169286849
>Crack
>Denuvo
Pick one
>>169286890
But it says it doesn't have dindins
>>169286849
Give it a month
>>169286686
This may or may not have been the beginning of a philosophical theory about the fourth dimension I came up with like 2 years ago, didn't write down, and then fell asleep and forgot what the theory was.
It might have actually been really stupid, but it made a lot of sense to me, but I can't remember it for shit and I've been kicking myself since for not writing it down, I could be a philosopher right now.
But I think infinite loops may have been the beginning of the track.
>tfw hexagons may be the gateway to the fourth dimension.
>>169287082
DELETE THIS
>>169287082
>tfw I'm actually pretty high on the list
>>169284950
Unleash your autism.
Hold nothing back.
>>169285882
Doesn't change between remastered and "original" graphics? Also the soundtrack is picked before you start your mission/campaign. And ODST is like 20 bucks, it was only free for ~launch month purchasers.
>>169287082
>.jpg
>>169287445
ODST was like 5 bucks for me, but it only contained one Buck. I felt a little ripped off.
>>169287705
>>169287339
Sonic used to be a regular brown hedgehog and doctor Ivo Robotnik used to be doctor Ovi Kintobor, but a freak accident would change them forever...
In sonic Adventure, using certain cheat codes like moon jump will allow you to control Tikal and Eggman during certain cutscenes, giving evidence that both characters were playable to some extent at some point.
In Sonic Adventure 2 Battle if you breed a shiny grey chao with any jewel chao, the baby will be a completely invisible chao...
In Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood during Green Hill Zone Chapter 3 you can unlock cream as a hidden party member by going into the cave where you had to save a boy from a scorpion earlier in the game...
The music for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 was partially composed by Michael Jackson, but he chose to go uncredited because he didn't like the sound the Sega Genesis produced...
Sonic Spinball is the only game to show characters from the Archie comics like Sally Acorn...
>>169287705
>>169287906
Reminder that I made this joke to Gamecheat on Twitter when the ODST DLC for MCC was announced.
>>169288110
Hold up.
That invisible Chao glitch... I want one
>>169246781
Wait. Was this SERIOUSLY THE REASON WE HAVE THE GAY COLORED UNDERSUITS?
>>169288243
Well, it's not a glitch, and completely invisible is an exaggeration, it's eyes, wings, and emotion ball will still be visible, but if you give it a bat it'll lose it's wings and if you give it a Fishman thing its emotion ball will become a pale blue flame.
>>169288110
>sally is canon
>>169185402
Your snek flag is mine
ARE YOU READY... FOR HALO REACH?
>>169288816
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>>169288816
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