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Ginger Beach Edition

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>a new meme is born....
>felicity and the lesbian waifu metaclub exposed
>one man proves everybody wrong about anime, doctors hate him

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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I want to fuck a vox
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Honk
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>there are people who dislike firing pins
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contribute to the wiki
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Which hairstyle does your static use?
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>HoS is robust as fuck
>Security is chaos because bad leadership
A shame.
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>>168652005
Where's the bald option
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>>168652005
I believe it's shoulder length alt. The one where you can see the ears.
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>>168652021
I came to security as the combat borg since it seemed like the obvious place to go to ask where to help at
Got flashed and moved out and told not to help.

Thanks guys.
Only time I've ever been removed from sec as a borg and as the borg that only exists 100% to do security stuff
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Kaylie Morgan a cute!
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>>168652274
1: YOU ARE NOT SECURITY, FOLLOW YOUR LAWS
2: If you're a combat borg, ask over binary and/or the radio what the fuck you should be doing.
3: If there's auto-flashers in the brig don't enter the brig (and especially don't bitch about getting flashed when you do.)
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>>168652447
She is. I really like Kaylie.
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>>168652647
wasn't an auto flasher, my laws were the joke ruleset which just says ayyo dont be evil and i did ask over radio no one answered.

i went to the one section left that seemed like they could use more daka and they decided to not only turn it down but also fail to do their own job and die
like i could understand if you were so good you didnt need help but no you all sucked as much as me so it made sense to work together.
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>>168653091
I offered to teach you morality.
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>>168653091
>wasn't an auto flasher
It was. I was the man pushing you out of the brig. you ran straight into the autoflasher.
>my laws were the joke ruleset which just says ayyo dont be evil and i did ask over radio no one answered.
paladin is only as much of a joke as you (and your AI) make it.
As for working together; ":S Where am I needed" (would've gotten you nothing since sec was pure fucking chaos). You tried, and that's all that mattters, I guess.
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>>168653171
nah if you were the random guy who flashed a borg with all access for asking for instructions you failed at that too
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>>168653326
>>wasn't an auto flasher
>It was. I was the man pushing you out of the brig. you ran straight into the autoflasher.
oh then i accept pwns
still really stupid to turn down extra help for no reason during red alert the only time said extra help can even be spawned
of all the times for sec to trip over the red tape this was an absurdly stupid one
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>>168653335
I was the pAI, I offered over comms.
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>>168651913
Dont make fun of my head! Im pretty tough yknow.
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>>168653561
Curious, what did you get upgrade wise? Apparently you were in a gun or something and I didn't know PAI's could do that
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>>168653471
The brig had no sec crew in it apart from me, the "warden." Most of the hostiles were near central access and departures.
I did make some stupid calls, however.
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>>168653662
Nothing. You can stick pAIs in Smart Lasers that you order from Cargo.
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Post spess animu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiiK5YABzmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8zX6AGJeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MxdmQXgteY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1JH6ihvB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LQ_WAddoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIcYvE231q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4d-KQ2QvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-OyT4ivkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPALe1jTRzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_lDST4Q84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ah0Orskm0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7ufQugU6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnntMZGBjZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51PjegTadWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTKNcOfpCFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6XXfcdVY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D11ENl8EI4o
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>>168653586
How tough?
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>>168653662
You can stick pAIs in SmartGuns (from cargo), medibots (from robotics) and MULEbots (from cargo) nowadays. And you can stick them in PDAs if you're into that sorta thing.
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Alright let's honestly rate waifus

Trinity Prewitt is cute but slutty and is the sort of girl that would ignore your texts and want to be abused. In reality she just wants to be a loving housewife
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>>168653758
Interesting thanks. Something to give a try at some point for funsies.

I also want to give a janitor bot illegal weapons upgrade to see if it gets the slipping juice and how much that'll annoy antags
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>>168653874
Being able to stick pAIs into other pAIs when?
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>>168653947
Sounds pretty shitty.
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>>168653821
>missing Knights of Sidonia
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>>168653821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24
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>>168653874
>MULEbots
Didn't know this one either.
Interdasting.

>>168654170
This any good? I really liked Blame until I lost track of where I was at and couldn't figure it out since so much of it is nothing actually happening
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>>168653947
hachi
best birb
BES T BIRB
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>>168654298
It's good but the ending upset me until I started Season 2

I haven't gotten around to finishing S2 yet though
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>>168653947
If you give me a full list I'll create a waifu tier list
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Please tell me which Byond client to use. They're all shit.

Out of the question:
>510.1347
>511.1355
>511.1363
>511.1365 - yes, I know serbia uses this one, but the viewport freezes quite often for me
>511.1367

I get crippling issues with all of these. While I forgot which goes with which, some insight:

>subtlePMs not arriving
>half of the messages not displaying
>viewport freezing
>tremendous lag when more than 2 tiles are messy
>gg, doesn't even connect (black screen)
>huge lag (usually, I have 45ms, but with one client, 150 at least, 500 usually)
>random disconnects
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>healed skin form burns and blunt aren't horriblly disfigured/cracked
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>>168654445
Thanks
I only read the mangus, didn't even know it had an anime but may watch this one. The blame guy's artstyle has a habit of making everything kind of fuse into a mess of greys
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>>168654031
Nooooooo ERP
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Our Democratically established President Jefferson Davis of coal Kentucky, by the Grace of God, of the Confederacy of the United States, established by the secession of those with courage enough to stand up to the overbearing Federalist Union, composed of the rolling hills and red clay of Georgia, sandy beaches of Florida, coasts of South Carolina, flatland and desert expanses of Texas, swamps of Louisiana, and each bank of the Mississippi River, does hereby claim this land in further opposition to the states of the Union, to better support the Confederacy and her continued success and secession, may God guide and provide for the hand of Robert E. Lee.
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>>168654504
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Ginger Beach
Julia Brandt
Rail Kinson
Fay Ellione
Terry Watson
Assistant Unit
Emilia Davidson
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory
Hyun Ae
Hime Kizuna
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Zalika Salib
Rin Fukumito
Ailsa *garbled welsh word*
Rina
Fritzl
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief
Angelite Entyshak
Cynthia Jardine
Alice Conrad
Greer Greenhorn
Kaylie Morgan
Evangelyne Garland
Reica Carter
Mallory Brooks
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>>168654954
>don't appear on this list
Thank god.
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so as a borg am i allowed to abandon someone to die if saving them would kill me if they arent human?
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>>168655232
>if they arent human?
sure no problem
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>>168655232
Sure.
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>>168655232
Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.
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>>168652005
Dandy Pompadour, and I love it.
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how do you remove ads on byond holy fuck
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>>168652005
Nya, fluffy and Messy. I love it haha :) *honk*
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>>168655438
You have to remove flash from your computer
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>>168655508
i did but they're still showing up. is there some other Flash thing i gotta disable?
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>>168654954
Nope. Never heard of any of these people. Someone else is going to have to do it.
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>>168655651
Maybe there's a Flash plugin for IE?
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>>168655428
>Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.

It should be possible to kill non-humans, as it really doesn't matter under your lawset. All in all, your lawset SHOULD matter. This is the entire reasoning behind bans for not following your laws in the first place.

Either change the lawset, or stop whining about silicons murdering Pox. Admins banning for this are clearly in the wrong.
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>>168654954
You miss Cant Pin the Rin Hiroshima
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>>168655651
>>168655508
nevermind figured it out, just added http://www.byond.com/rsc/ad.html to restricted sites in my internet options
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God Tier
Assistant Unit
Ginger Beach

High Tier
Evangelyne Garland
Hime Kizuna
Caleigh Stall

Good Tier
Rail Kinson
Trinity Prewitt
Rina
Angelite Entyshak
Alice Conrad

Bad / Boring Waifunurse tier
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Megurine Luka
Reica Carter

Shit Tier
Fay Ellione
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory
Hyun Ae
Naomi Williams
Kaylie Morgan

Insufferable Trash Tier

Julia Brandt
Emilia Davidson
Rin Fukumito
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief

Literally Who Tier

Terry Watson
Zalika Salib
Fritzl
Cynthia Jardine
Greer Greenhorn
Mallory Brooks

Male Tier

Ailsa
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>>168655428
>Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.
how does this even vaguely answer or even have anything to do with my question. who the fuck is killing. its a matter of ignoring rule 3 or not ignoring it since most borgs ingame seem to just treat all races except the birds the same as humans

>>168655361
>>168655383
yay
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>>168655843
>Hime isn't in male tier
Hello Niggly!
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>>168655905
How does it not answer your question? If they aren't human you don't have to give a shit about them.
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>>168655081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIJabiKOtCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdXQAQHjd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNcdO1G7ao
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>>168655843
>Surfer
>shit tier
Fight me.
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>>168655232

of course, you can be a total douche with non-humans
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>>168656037
i guess im more confused on why you brought up killing when it had absolutely nothing to do with anything
i dont play cyborgs to kill thats dumb
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>>168655843
>tfw I'm in shit tier

what did I do wrong, and by I, explain every choice in shit tier and why they suck.
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>>168652447
Kaylie Morgan is annoying!
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>>168654954
also super shit besides Reica and Felicity
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>>168656325
Shut up, Hyun.
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>>168655843
>Didn't make the list
>At least I didn't appear in a bad tier
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>>168655843
boy i love not being in these lists, better than being a shit waifu-
>angelite still here
Jesus Christ
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Posting old screen shots c.2011 to 2013
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>>168658458
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>>168658690
I can't find any shots of the old bar. Feels bad, man
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>>168655232
Technically you could kill every single nonhuman on the station. You will get bwoinked but it won't be for breaking your laws
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>>168657410
>http://puu sh/u86pa/317107284e.webm

This is me, as my viewport froze. AGAIN. YES, FUCKING AGAIN. >>168654608

Still slipped someone, somehow.
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>>168658903
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do you guys close your labcoats?
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>>168655843
>tfw good
Just doing by job desu desu
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>>168659718
No, it looks like shit
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>>168659606
I never realized how much I missed the old theatre until now

>>168659718
No, that's for gays
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>>168659718
Keep it open like the slut i am.
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>be on test serb
>powering up chapel to fire GPS'
>see something in the corner of my screen
>think nothing of it
>I hear a loud ass HIISS like an alien
>jaunt the fuck outta there
>comeback with x-ray and scrying orb
>nothing was there
>check adminwho, no admins
>look at PDA
>no one's here with me
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>>168653947
Rail is smart and kind and robust and tough and best bird.
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>God Tier
Ginger Beach
Mallory Brooks the Ash Surfer

>High Tier
Assistant Unit
Evangelyne Garland
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Naomi Williams

>Good Tier
Rail Kinson
Trinity Prewitt
Rina
Alice Conrad
Cynthia Jardine
Ashe Mallory
Kaylie Morgan
Zalika Salib

>Bad / Boring Waifunurse tier
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Reica Carter
Angelite Entyshak

>Shit Tier
Fay Ellione
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Hyun Ae

>Insufferable Trash Tier
Julia Brandt
Emilia Davidson
Rin Fukumito
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief

>Literally Who Tier
Terry Watson
Fritzl
Greer Greenhorn

>Male Tier
Ailsa
Hime Kizuna
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>>168659718
HOW
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>>168660348
spooky
report back findings
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>>168660673
>in trash tier with all of my chums and morena
I love it
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>>168654954
Fay is dead nibba.
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>>168660673
>Literally Who Tier

Those who are not mentioned...

Including me. I do change my static name every time I change gimmick though.
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>>168660673
Do one for husbandos
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>>168660683
>object tab
>"toggle labcoat buttons"
ez
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>>168660918
What husbandos do we even have?
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>>168660689
This was yesterday, I have never figured out what it was.
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>>168661016
Me
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Husbando list
>God tier
Kurt Jacobs
Patrick Bateman
>Shit tier
THE REST
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>>168661062
>Patrick Bateman

Haha.

Glad that waifu loving retard is gone. Guy was practically Chase tier.

He's not back though, is he?
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>>168661062
>Kurt "h-hey check out my dick please notice my shitty femdom fetish" Jacobs
>Patrick "life fell apart because of a 32x32 female sprite" Bateman
>good
Good joke my dude
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>>168658903
When are we bringing back this Chem along with hat storage?
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>>168652005
none of those
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>>168661257
femdom is at least better than vanilla
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>>168661207
Hey do you remember how he would actively go out of his way to metagrudge and grief people for the tiniest fucking things?
Dude was Yahir tier
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>>168661016
Kurt Jacobs
Viz
Lenny Webb
Kent Fistem
Bill Hudson
Yahir Kepplinger
Zachary Hensha
Ricky Stick
Roscoe Day
Gregory Atweeke
Orson Krennic
Travis Egedy
Dean Du
Antonio Betulla
Kolton Hunt
Crush Martins
Kayaki

There's probably a lot more.

>>168661257
Captcha: ebanon dom-hotel
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>>168661480
Harvey Zadvosky
Harvey Kekbaum
Harvey Baur
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>>168661438

Not much wrong with Yahir, as far as I know.
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>>168661480
>Antonio Betulla
>not the superior italian Riccardo Benzoni
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>>168661257
does kurt just erp with anyone, im fine with femdom :)
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>>168661602
>Riccardo
He stunned me, didn't tell me what I was being arrested for, brigged me for two minutes, and then wouldn't let me out. Felt bad, man
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>>168661480
Sorry kents already taken. Has a wife back on some shit planet while he tries to get out of the station alive and a few credits richer.
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>>168661480
Dean is the only cool dude on that list
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>>168660673

The best player I've ever seen was a randumbname clown who, in one round:

>used beepsky to get into sec (2013 or something...), walled them in
>had assistant toss him over HoP table
>gained HoPs temporary trust by slipping himself while in his office
>gave himself all-access while HoP gave someone his ID back
>went out and changed it back to clown with all access at sec checkpoint, so sec wouldn't find out
>stole everything from the armory, incognito as an asssistant who'd insulted him over the radio
>slipped the assistant and delivered him to sec, but only after planting guns on him
>admitted to framing the guy over the radio almost immediately
>set up power (back then, singulo, as it was 2013 or something)
>slipped everyone and stole their shoes
>slipped everyone and gave them hats
>slipped everyone and stole their IDs
>then when nuke ops finally came, he slipped them too, on the bridge, riding a janicart
>he killed them all with one lube spray and a toolbox
>stacked them and they all exploded
>APC DESTROYED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

That was just what I saw in the 30 minutes that I watched while eating. Honk.
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>>168662252
how was this magical and totally not bullshit clown not outright lynched by the crew at some point in this
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>>168654954
>I'm on the list
What the fuck, that's a first.
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>>168662580

Slipped them.

Sometimes, I see something similar and I hope it's still the same player doing that.
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>>168662669
I try to remember very unknown waifus specifically so I can put them on lists

thats also a good anime
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>>168661480
>kayahi on this list but not me
tfw not vox husbando
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Anyone else noticed the incredibly forced Hachi shilling recently?
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>>168661480
>tfw not on list
I used to be popular.
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>>168663127
I've been playing the same female static name for three years and didn't make the waifu list

I think Russia rigged this election
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>>168661480
Not to mention all the male type silicons. Like Dongs.
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>>168663213
>Anyone else noticed the incredibly forced ____ shilling recently?
Insert literally any "noteworthy" name here
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>>168663227
I don't even think Kayahi has displayed any signs of wanting to be a husbando, he's just the nice bartender guy.
Where's my gay static eh, where's HE
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>>168663310
Eli Wood
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>>168654954
>Still not on the list
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>>168663469
Nice, but I want a gay bird static
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>>168661480
>my other static is on this list too even though I've never been mentioned before
Okay real talk, did I piss you off and your trying to subtly promote the false image that I'm some kind of waifu/husband tier player?

Or is it that I'm just likeable person?

Man I dunno.
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>>168661034
The chapel plays ghostly noises
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>>168654625
>can't carve a clown mask into your face when power trippers decide to take it
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>>168661034
>>168660348
You can hallucinate sounds any time you're in the dark

The movement you saw was probably just lighting changes
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STOP waifuing girls that aren't me.
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>>168663840
Which one are you?
I didn't make that list with malice towards anyone and pretty much like everyone on it
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>>168664265
>You can hallucinate sounds any time you're in the dark
really?
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>>168661480
>on the list
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>>168664541
yup. but you have to chill out in pitch black for a while.

It's quiet common occurrence if you're a grey that likes just bumming around the maint with your improved night vision and with no lights what so ever.
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>tfw play a waifu
>tfw played 5 rounds in total
>tfw haven't played in 3 months
>tfw played a character with a very specific gimmick
>tfw mained a single job
>tfw nobody remembers me
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Every time I try to join the game seems to disconnect. Is this the panic bunker in action or something else?
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>>168664605
Let me guess, you're the good husbando by the name of Roscoe Day?
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>those freakish, elongated shotgun stocks
>double barrel makes a racking sound when you close it
KOLITH PLEASE
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>>168661480
>my static is on the list
>but it's not the one I expected to be on the list
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>>168665612
>expecting Kolith to be competent
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>>168665452
Yes
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>>168665778
You're a good player.
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>>168665971
Thank you, I try not to succumb to the griff temptation.
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Is there a better feeling than being mentioned positively in the thread?
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I am officially declaring all out war on waifu faggotry. This is an open invitation for all true sons of spess to join me. There can be no more tolerance for these neon-haired autistic shitstains. Anybody with two brain cells to rub together can see how they're multiplying and are given extreme lenience when it comes to breaking server rules. Even now you can scroll up and see that more than half of the fucking thread is exclusively discussion about the faggots. The admins refuse to draw a line, and in many cases they endorse this abhorrent behavior. We're going to take matters into our own hands.

>print electric razors from the autolathe and smash mirrors on the station
>order hair dye through cargo and fuck their shit up
>refuse to help them up when they slip
>refuse to help them in general
>don't speak or interact with them as much as possible
>target them first after the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>kill them for no reason when you're an antagonist and destroy their body or space it
>steal their special snowflake clothing and accessories when their bodies are brought to the medbay
>anything else you can think of to drive these retards from our server
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>>168666167
1: ahelp it
2: you get banned
3: you are forced to return to hippie from whence you came

Wow what a revolution, can't expect much more from a literal /pol/ poster
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if SS13 had to have it's own original sound track that wasn't ripped directly from other games, what would you think it would sound like? What genera?

No "robocop, but better".
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>>168665737
Why was cl*ster so on point with the metaclub?
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>>168666303
synthwave
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>>168666273
>banned for uglying up someone's pretty princess character
Nope. Prepare your lime green asshole, snowflake, we're going in dry.
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>>168666303
Gypsy fusion
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>>168666303
robocop, but butter
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>>168666376
Targetting specific players and wasting time in their rounds and stealing from them is metagrudging.

I understand you think this is muh civil war, muh kill the lefties for emperor drumpf but /vg/ is a roleplay server. If you want to just act like the manchild that's scared of women like you really are there's servers for that.
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>>168666604
>>168666273
>"hey guys let's metagrudge waifus"
>F-FUCK YOU DRUMPF VOTER
???
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>>168666604
>>168666273
what's so /pol/ about his shitpost / falseflag
I'm probably not watching your favorite 'mé this season does that make me a neo nazi
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>>168666303
Something like LISA's soundtrack, or just the upbeat bizarreness of an Earthbound soundtrack.

I know Earthbound-esque shit is a bit of a meme after Undertale kicked off, but I still think it would fit the weird but silly nature of the game.

>was playing Lisa's OST as background music a few months ago as I was doing sec patrol
>open deff's ghetto bathroom to do a quick check around.
>two fat as fuck nude greyshits covered in blood were in there eating monkeys in a pool of gibs and body parts, only illuminated by the red glow of flares
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6SCZjI48U starts playing as they scream for me to get them more "yummes for their tummies"
>leg it as they start waddling after me into the depths of Deff maint.
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>>168666273
Those are all IC issues.
We are not security.
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>>168667231
unless it becomes an actual grudge
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>>168667089
>waifu snowflake
>perpetual victim complex
Pick two
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>>168667208
The song makes the entire fucking story there, holy shit.
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>>168666273
>literally cowering behind admins when confronted
>"g-go back to /pol/!"

are you 12
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>>168667360
If it's clear beyond any reasonable doubt that it's a targeted grudge then yes it's an OOC issue.

Those actions on their own, however, are not.
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>>168666604
Targeting a certain type of character isn't that bad
You could just hate women with faggy haircuts
In any case, I support this, I fucking hate waifus and the fags that enable them
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>>168667676
you talking about the post that calls for people to metagrudge here?
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>>168667794
It's not a targeted grudge if it's against dozens of people equally. Your days are numbered.
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>>168667089
>metagruding an entire group of people because you dislike a small part of what they enjoy

Sorry, not fair to call you trump voters. You're more like the commies rioting against trump, the antifa.
>>168667117
I don't watch seasonal anime, however hating players just based on a small part of their character is incredibly fucking hippie tier.
>>168667231
>literally says they're going to organize into groups and do it every round
>not an admin issue
I also never see you actually in game foster and I know you're a /pol/tard, learn to admin a little.
>>168667564
>get actively metagrudged for a very minor cosmetic part of your character

Yeah, and if I just grudged every male random name with cut hair that's fine right? People need to grow up and not hate characters for minor shit like appearence or name, hate somebody for how they actually play.
>>168667747
>I fucking hate waifus and the fags that enable them
Congratulations labelling like 40% of the playerbase as shit you don't like, this is why trump won you know, this divide and conquer shit of "we're better than them" or generalizing into groups to hate them.

Look at players as individuals and identify shitty ones, I can tell you plenty of male characters that are complete shitters in game, I can't tell you as many shitter waifus but there are some. Every single character type has shitty players, no group is safe.
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>>168661257

>Kurt and Bateman both fell for the online dating meme
>both spergs out around their old waifu
>Kurt was dumb enough to show off his dick without receiving lewds

my sides
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>>168668082
I don't give a fuck if they're shitters or not, I just fucking hate waifus
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>>168668082
I can tell by your post that you have some fucking issues, if that wasn't already blatantly clear by the fact that you're actually defending waifus
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>>168668082
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>>168668226
>Kurt was dumb enough to show off his dick without receiving lewds
>Bateman was dumb enough to get engaged to a waifu and then leave her for another waifu

Meine Seiten
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The point I'm trying to make is that somebody's character appearence means nothing to how they play in game.

If they're female, based off an anime, completely original or some alien race it doesn't make them a better or worse player outright. There's plenty of good female players, there's plenty of bad female players. There's plenty of bad male players and so on..

Judge people as individuals and not as groups, we all probably fit into some group that is seen as undesirable to some, there's plenty of weaboos, neets, gays, commies, facists, actual irl women, furries or whatever in this community. We're all redeemable people in some way, just look at people rather than groups.

:D
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>>168668243
>>168668348
>>168668394
Please refer to my master post >>168668512
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>>168668512
>>168668626
>>168668082
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>>168668774
not an argument
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>>168668512
You don't understand, the goal of fucking up the waifus is to stop people from playing them and shilling themselves
They're not necessarily shitters but they clearly cause a massive amount of shitposting and we should do something about it since we can't get the 4chan mods to do anything about it
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>>168668810
You don't understand, shitty players will cause problems and drama no matter whom they play.

There's plenty of attention seeking self shilling male characters, look at somebody like Hachi or Sawbones.
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>>168668810
Anon, are you okay? Should I call someone? Do you need help finding your way out of 2016?
This thread is an oddity. The name of the game now is shitting on people, not characters. Solarious, Garrus, Morena, Pain, Zealotron, so on, so forth.
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>>168666303
There are a few tracks that have been made for SS13 specifically.
The thunderdome music and space music come to mind, as well as one of the lobby songs.
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>>168668810
>waifus are the problem
>let's add more shitposting and greytide to fix it
>but it's their fault not mine!
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>>168668512
Anon, you're a cool guy.
Thanks for being reasonable in a sea of unreasonable.
I might copypasta your post, since it sums up a lot of shit I'm not very good at saying.
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>taking the bait
this is standard bait and switch bullshit.
Just like that guy that goes on about "THE METACLUB IS REAL" and then follows it up with "Lmao no it isn't.

Just replace anti-metaclub/pro-metaclub with anti-waifu/pro-waifu or anti-coders/pro-coders, or pro-bay/pro-hippie.

It's fucking obvious he's hunting for (you)s because he went out of his way to tag everyone replying to the issue to try and engage you more to reply more.

Christ, you people.
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>>168668957
>Naming three permabanned players

why?
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>>168669064
You're talking about thread shitposting.
Those people are the topic of thread shitposting.
Garrus isn't even banned.
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>>168669064
because it's true
It's only permabanned shitters that are making all the drama in the threads
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>>168669046
Pasta it if you like, I'll probably repost it if this dumb argument pops up again
>>168669053
>It's baiting to seriously respond to a bunch of shitters that think it's okay to metagrudge over a dumb reason
the metaclub is real though, undeniable
>>168669115
>>168669128
debatable
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>>168668082
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>>168666303
https://youtu.be/nu6o-uoJE0U
doesn't necessarily have to be house music but I think really blown out and distorted stuff suits the game
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>>168669217
>dismissed
Fixed. Those people exactly were the topic of several threads yesterday I believe the day before yesterday.
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>>168668512
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>>168669053
>ur ether proe bay or pro hippey thers no other serves )))))
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>>168669307
I firmly believe the best way to fix the thread is to remove the discord, game discussion occurs there now instead of here leaving the thread to shitposting, which in turn attracts worse people and lowers playerbase quality.

Drama is always going to happen, especially with a community as large and long living as ours, the best way to avoid it is to make sure talking about the game is easy and more fun than drama posting.

Can't stop permabanned players, hell they're even allowed to sit in the discord and remain active members of the community leading to people remembering them and posting about them continuing. I don't think permabanned people should be allowed to post anywhere but the forum and only to appeal.

I don't think the system will change though, the thread is going to get steadily worse until the server dies.
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>>168669762
nice stale meme shitlord.
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>>168669725
On that, I absolutely agree and I think the trend of some admins starting to disregard the thread because "whatever it's just shitposting" is very worrying.
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>>168668082
>>168666604
>>168666273
What is it with you and fucking Trump? Christ, you waifaggots are insufferable.
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>>168669725
The regular Discord should be burned down.
The coding Discord should stay because it serves the same purpose the IRC used to serve, but with better features.
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>>168669962
>tfw both anti-Trump and anti-waifu
I have no allies
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Did we just crash?
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serb dead?
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Serb?
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Of all the times for a serb failure
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I didn't really care for this waifu war but after seeing the advert reaction, I'm 100% on board.
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>>168669053
>>168669762
Only on 4chan does this happen, anywhere else and you'd either ignore the argument because you don't care or you'd try and offer your own ideas.
Where's the benefit in saying "I disagree so they must be posting simply to waste my time"?

If I was baiting I've succeeded, you've made two posts now and drew even more attention to this debate than you would've by either responding normally or ignoring it.
>>168669883
Yeah, they forget where the server comes from and I think it's leading to the wrong people being attracted and the server community changing. We're going towards more of a valids culture when pomf specifically wanted a mix with his server.
>>168669962
I supported trump, I just think some of his supporters are rabid idiots that treat him like a god.
>>168669981
I haven't used the coding discord but I can't really complain if it's only for coding, it must be a good thing if it helps people get into coding.
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>>168669981
Hi Cluster
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>People using HoS's gun
It's fucking hilarious every time. Did none of you see Dredd movies?
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Dead?

Fucking hell. Can't get back in.
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>>168670239
It died, yeah. Give it a couple of minutes
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>>168668512
I want Dan to creampie eggshead and then polish it in front of kate
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>>168668512
>"Haha sweetie it's normal people who flock to fluorescent pink and green anime characters with japanese names!"
Not buying it. I'm fucking embarrassed whenever I see names like "Rin Fukuimoto" or "Quel Artemis" or whateverthefuck. It's shit straight out of a 48 year old cat lady's Second Life account.
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>>168670221
Other servers do not have that problem.
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>>168670221
Why would I willingly watch a shitty movie?
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DID YOU GUYS ENJOYED ME AS A IAA GAIS?
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>>168670141
The last minute conversions and sacrificing.
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>go to trader
>he says he wants to buy weaponry
>go become security officer, bullshit my way into the main sec lobby
>grab all the weapons i can possibly find, tasers, batons, flashbangs, flashes
>pretty much everything in there
>go back
>drop it all on his desk
>he says "woah thank you"
>he flashbangs me
>he beheads me
>he spaces my headless corpse
>he was a cultist
>later he complains about the cult having too few people
>"gah we need converts"
I am so, so, so confused
Why didn't you just convert me Wunderbar, the cult was extremely low on numbers and you could have really used a human especially with Security access.
If you didn't kill me, I wouldn't have told Security you were a cultist and everything would have gone smoothly. We could have had dozens of converts with all that weaponry.
I just have no explanation for any of this
inb4 "lol salty bcus died to antagonist"
I had other shit to do while dead, it was just mind-boggling.
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>>168669981
I'm partial to the Chinese botnet myself, it really adds a whole nother level to my shitty chatroom experience.
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>>168669725
Every time I see people mention a discord there is a problem. Seeing the kind of people it attracts it would be better if nobody used it.
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>>168668512
>:D
neck yourself
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>>168670275
Not to mention garbage like Bawka Gawjin and literally "memes" and harum battan and sawbones desu senpai.
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> borg goes ALL THE WAY to the vox outpost the hard way just to catch me being a cultist on my trader shuttle
> brings me to brig after I lose the stunlock war
> get bucklecuffed to a chair
> no one comes by for a minute
> HoS passes by me
> "hey when am I getting my fucking implant already"
> "also, the botanist vox was the one who converted me"
> the botanist vox was not the one who converted me
> he implants me without deconverting me
> HE LETS ME TAKE A BOX OF IMPLANTS
> implant my buddies on the shuttle
HoS you were a great and clueless guy
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>be mime
>invisiwall the IAA's door a bunch
>IAA flashes, cuffs and tries to arrest me.
>sec officer doesn't see the issue
>uncuffs me
>immediately walls the door again
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>try to convert engineer pal
>he's implanted
>feed him to the shard
>"It's okay, I understand."
o7
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>>168670398
Don't forget

"Niggers"
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Good fights in the rage cage, battle doggo is proud of you.
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>>168670275
Nobody on 4chan is what you'd call "Normal", are you really surprised people on a 4chan server for a roleplaying game like anime? Sure there is going to be spergs that play waifus, there's spergs that play any sort of character in a game like this. I'm not saying all waifus are good, there's some awful fucking shitters out there, you mentioned two that need to be seriously watched.
>>168670270
When BoI money dries up it'll happen
>>168670336
There's good stuff in there, it's really useful for admins. I can't name another good feature though
>>168670385
:D
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I want to know how sec immediately knew the janitor was cult, desu.
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>>168668957
>The name of the game now is shitting on people, not characters. Solarious, Garrus, Morena, Pain, Zealotron, so on, so forth.
I would inline dozens of examples of waifu shitposting such as "Character Name!" in this thread, but it's a bannable offense to quote so many posts in one reply.
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>>168670481
This, as a black man it really makes me feel excluded when people use blatantly racist names like that.
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>>168670576
This, except I'm White.
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It's up
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>>168670540
>Nobody on 4chan is what you'd call "Normal"
>2017
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>168670469
Comfiest death I've had in a while.
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>>168670312
two things were the reason I killed you
first was that I didn't realize you were the earlier greytide and thought you were some random officer who came by to dump his guns for a trade
second was that I'd been mildly antagonized by the janitor "luring" me out of the station (they had an excuse so thin for the obvious attempt at converting me that I thought they might just actually want me to fix the ghetto bar) and decided to antagonize someone back before I realized that cult was actually super weak and not the massive force that security kept calling out over the radio
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>Had no fucking idea it was a cult round until I got turned in the escape shuttle cargo bay
I thought it must be extended or some shit.

>When the HoS forgets that the bridge has a glass airlock
Git fukd
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>>168670615
I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years and sex in more than 4 months. I have BPD and severe body image issues.

I am not normal.
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>>168670615
can you communicate in english and not in memes
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>>168670532
Chemist here. If I was smart, I would've taken 100u of painkillers and tricord before entering. But smacking fools with a stool while on fire was pretty fun.
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>>168670548
Blood rune? The runes contain the rune writer's DNA.
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>get converted by force
>have no idea what to do or where to start since I've never played cultist
really makes me think
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>>168670710
>I'm the normiest of normalfags
>I am not normal.
This sums up nu4chan perfectly, great post mate.
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>>168670670
I didn't forget. I forgot you had an energy gun.
>tfw misspelled laser and died because of it

>>168670431
I try my best.
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>>168670670
>lock door
>HoS still gets fucking eviscerated

nicu
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>>168670670
Me and another cultist got screwed by a combat drone ZASing our room for a good portion of the round, took us awhile to get revived. When I came back from the dead I realized I couldn't find a single other cultist and had to do all the shuttle conversions and two maint conversions.
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>>168670738
Tricord is actually super weak. Specialising in bicaridine will get you better results.
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>>168670710
>haven't had sex in more than 4 months

why is this a problem
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>>168670853
should be a rule where if you're forced converted and the people who do it fuck off you're free to fuck with security screaming about narsie t b h
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>>168670540
>are you really surprised people on a 4chan server for a roleplaying game like anime?
I like Anime too. Seriously, I've watched probably thousands of hours of that shit. You know what I would never do? I'd never adopt the childish personality of an ecchishit highschooler.
>>168670398
How hasn't Bawka Gaijin been warned for his stupid fucking OOC name yet?
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>have boring as fuck around
>Towards the end get and culted with shuttle called
>Get caught be sec because of all access I found on console
>die
>Two hours and cult failed
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Sorry to that cultist I cheesed with the goliath, and murdered.

I got converted seconds afterwards.
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>keep running into people who look like they're having fun with their projects
>still have my obligation to get more conversions
Troubling.
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>>168670745
I didn't really make any runes, though. Immediately after being culted, I went to convert the trader.
>>168670990
it's fine, senpai, we were horribly unorganized anyway
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>>168670946
>I'd never adopt the childish personality of an ecchishit highschooler
You are more mature than a lot of people then, remember we have underage players. Taking an anime name is exactly the sort of thing a 15 year old new to 4chan does.
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>>168670710
>waifu players in a nutshell
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>>168670912
I know that, but it has no OD limit that I know of so I can just guzzle a bunch of it before hand and have a slight edge in a fight. Too powergamey in my taste, though.
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>>168670934
>tfw sucked my boyfriend his dick while my body was being cloned
le sex meme being normie exclusive is stupid as shit.
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>>168670875
also the same shift
> set random people to arrest with secHUD
> add notes about how they got confirmed being cult for x reason
> turns out your name gets attached to those notes
> oops
> HoS catches me and commends me on my great work
> fuck
> deny adding the notes
> he tells me my name is attached to them
> fess up that I only added those notes to blackmail those people into paying me money to have the notes taken off
> borg comes and drags me off into a radstorm as punishment
> get telekinesis and cryokinesis from the radstorm
> tells me to fix the arrests using the arrivals computer
> use it to remove the arrests and also the incarcerated/arrested statuses of my cult buddies without him noticing
every mistake that I made managed to go great
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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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>>168671253
Not having had sex ever isn't as bad as going through a dry spell.

Whenever I go months without sex, I feel absolutely fucking terrible. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

You're blessed, honestly.
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>>168671180
No it's not for normies only but to complain that not having sex in a few months is a serious problem makes you a pretty huge normie or means your life is really free of want.
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>>168671253
Are you a christian qt waifu?
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>>168671253
WANNA ERP?
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>>168668394
>posting anime reaction images from the official morena anime

Yuck!
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>>168671253
Neither have I
Also kissless
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>>168671253
It's overrated honestly
Good porn that suits your fetishes just right and proper lubrication feels basically no different
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Every friday this server goes to shit
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>>168671253
sex aint really all its chalked up to be. its nice but it doesnt change your life any.
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>>168665612
GET ME BETTER SOUNDS AND I'LL CHANGE IT REEEEEE
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>>168671918
Plasma women porn when?
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>>168671689
FLCL is a good anime, you nerd.
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>>168673705
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Anyone recognize this?
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>>168674402
Is that Snowmap?
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>>168672079
>borgs running around kidnapping people and making insane demands of them
>greyshits stabbing people in the foot randomly
>no ai
>sec just fucking off
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>>168674627
It's not our snowmap, no, you can tell by the unusual sprites for some things like the juke and ground and walls

I can't figure out where it originated though, I've looked through all the major servers to see if they have snow maps
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>>168674402
I know who it is. Ping me on discord, you know who I am.
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>>168674945
I already pinged you about it yesterday but you never replied
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>>168674810
>>168674402
this is the wip for Artic Station 13
like two or three years ago there was a brainstorming or memeing of ideas about alternate versions of SS13
Like a building, or in the desert, or under the sea, or in the artic, like seen here.
Seeing how it was less work to do the artic one because there was already sprites for it by other servers, someone here decided to whip out a map.
this was in 2014, and he never shared any progress, so consider it dead.
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>>168674982
Well you didn't ping the right person. It starts with a K. :^)
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>>168675193
I did ping someone whose name started with a K
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>>168675208
WELL DO IT AGAIN. AND MAKE SURE IT'S ME.
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>>168675208
Just ping everyone whose name starts with K.
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I want to marry Kelerick!
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Forced transformation into a big breasted vox girl
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I want to ban everyone who posts about waifus or cuteposts
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>>168675619
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>>168675619
Yes of course.
Bigger breasts would be better for frying.
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>>168675619
yes please
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>get kidnapped for a meta test
>nobody comes because I have no friends

way to rub it in admins
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>ignore rogue borgs murdering people on the shuttle
>ignore changelings absorbing people on the shuttle
Are you people fucking NPCs?
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Avada is actually pretty cute desu
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>>168677572
It's a simple thing called NMFP.
Not My Fucking Problem.
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>find some flamethrower mixes that raise the temperature of the room up by 1300C
>the fire blast only hits one tile
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>AI informs the crew of its ion law
>nobody cares
>nobody checks
>the AI's secret fourth law kicks in and starts killing everyone
This was all avoidable.
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well cap I stole everything like you asked, but you didn't live to see my collection
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>>168675781
Join the revolution
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>objective: Assassinate X
>objective: Escape alive
Welp lads better kill everyone, fuck objectives as long as the gimmick is good :^)
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>>168677678
>caring about objectives
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>"borgs are rogue"
>"BLOW THEM"
>"borgs are definitely rogue"
>hmmm let's walk into the escape airlocks :^)))))
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>>168677645
For some reason hot mixes only go one tile.
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>>168661791
were you the diona that killed pun pun and threw the kitchen's food in the trash?
guess why I arrested you
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>>168677791
It's not shocked, it's fine!
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>>168677839
I was the Mime who was dressed as a Wizard.
I had no clue it was Wizard round at that point in time, it was still near round start.
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>>168677839
That guy has done it before, goes diona and throws all the kitchen shit in the garbage, never says a single word.
Shitter extraordinaire
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>>168677572
Sometimes, it's very hard to distinguish when it's actual valids or just shitters
sometimes you'll get permabanned for wrestling with a cripple, sometimes you get applauded for bombing it when shit starts happening.
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>>168677795
Even if the fire's not moving the effect has to radiate outwards, right? I was turning the little room inside atmos into an oven so shouldn't the heat hurt touch people even if the fire doesn't?
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>>168677883
oh I remember you, I assumed you were just le ebin baiting so I didn't even bother saying anything
it's rare for me to do so
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>>168677645
>>168677795
>>168678003

That's because the hotter the gas is(usually plasma), the less moles of that gas per at.
A big fire spreader should hit the 70C-130C radious.
If you make a plasma tank that's more than that, no matter if the fire burns at 8000C (Easily achievable) but you will do nothing but cause an atmos alarm for the AI.
It doesn't do more damage, it doesn't hurt any more than it should.
If you want something like that, research how to build a hand-cannon, that shit can level holes in a 10-tile radius spreading outwards from you.
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>>168678189
The tank I'm sticking in my flamethrower is at -266. There should be plenty of moles of gas when I fire it at full blast.
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Its the case even with super cooled plasma/oxy.

Once you get below a certain pressure though, the flame will go more than one tile. Its very odd.

>Just an atmos alarm
>Entire room is 8000c

That will kill people very fast.
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>>168651656
Post Flamethrower Mixes:
33% Plasma (As cold as you can get)
66% Oxygen (AS cold as you can get)
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>>168678343
yes, just an atmos alarm, because the temperature will only "spread" for the ticks the tile is on fire, and it wont spread any faster the hotter the tile is.
It will extinguish and the surrounding tiles won't be over 30C
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>>168678552
Thats not how it works though. I've had flamethrowers raise room temperatures to 400C using shit mixes. That wouldnt cool.
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>>168678415
Basically. Make it 1/6 super cold plasma, 1/3 super cold oxygen, and 1/2 super cold N2O and you've got a hot fire and will fill a room with enough N2O to hopefully knock out a crowd.
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>>168678552
As someone who spent the last two hours playing with different flamethrower mixes I can tell you with certainty that you are completely wrong.
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dead game or long round again?
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>>168680769
by the standards of probably every other general on this board this is a dead game and never wasn't
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>>168681516
Nah, there are plenty of more dead games

In fact, /dadg/ stopped existing for almost half a year when interest in Darkest Dungeon hit an alltime low
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>>168682214
my man there are more people playing darkest dungeon at this moment than there ever have been for ss13
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>>168682261
Only because of the recent interest in the game stirred up by the major update
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>>168682407
This is the absolute lowest number of players Darkest Dungeon has ever had, aside from the launch which was quiet.

Just because most /v/irgins who care beat the game and stop talking about it doesn't mean there's nobody playing it. Interest on here is in no way proportional to the actual number of players a game has.
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>>168682214
do you have a single fact to back that up
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>>168682656
Yeah but we're going by, as the original guy said, a standard measured by "generals on this board", not actual steam activity

So what we want to look at has nothing to do with the actual players and everything to do with how many /vg/ posts a game receives
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>>168682862
I said by the standards of other generals. I never said or implied that had anything to do with other players.

Most generals would consider a game with sub 1k players to be dead. There aren't a lot of generals for games with sub 1k players.
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>>168682923
By contrast, a game can have no conversation or even a thread with more than a thousand players by demonstration.

Space Station 13 has the ability to be discussed at length at all hours because it is in a constant state of change. While many games can have entirely new sequences of events that you might greentext to explain what happened - which we also have - there are also two other things which give our thread more life than others. First, a unified community. You can refer to Yahir or Yred or any Yplayer and safely assume everyone knows who this refers to. Therefore, any statements about players are meaningful (this doesn't work with widely played games like Overwatch or CoD or Titanfall, but would work with a small community like Smash /v/kend).

The final thing that increases activity is that SS13 is undergoing infinite development. So, you can always comment on the changes which are recent, or upcoming. You can do this with any game which is currently in development, but because we are open source and have the freedom to view development on github, we have more access to what development is going on at any time than any other game. To continue the Darkest Dungeon comparison, we know that in two months a new dungeon will be released, but there's nothing really to discuss about it since the teasers have already been as dissected as they ever will be.
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>*record scratch*
>*Freeze Frame*
>Yup, that's me. Dead in the locker. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>It all started when I found that anomaly....
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>>168684278
Let us first divide xenoarch into rational analysis and sensory perception (which Descartes considered valueless)

Now the asteroid gives us small finds, which are hardcoded but rather trivial. It also gives us larges which are random but phenomenal.

Whatever greets our senses must exist in space and time, for else it would be xenobio for it would in fact be slime. The space and time we presuppose before we sense reality must have innate subjective transcendental ideality.
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>>168684278
Did the miner die when getting us? I left before I could see the result of him not turning on his magboots.
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>>168684909
Yeah dude the entire contents of research preparation tore his head open and he didn't bandage

We ended up getting cloned and finally got to examine the anomaly, it activates a massive gravity pulse that pulls wall panels off and drags everything towards it
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:s HoS to perma
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>>168673705
FLCL isn't a good anime, it's the best one.
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The best anime is no anime
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>>168652005
CIA
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>>168677678
do birbs care about objectives? does hachi care about objectives?
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Dorf
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>everyone I saved died or went braindead soon after
fuuuuuuuuck
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>>168686982
Listen up kid, I've been shitposting in these threads for 18 months now and there's obviously a few things you need to learn if you're going to be successful in the (You) trade. You're too obvious baby, you've got a formulae and you keep repeating it over and over but the thing is the post you've got initially isn't even that good, if you're going to do this whole repeated joke jest you've got to make it a good one. For a newcomer like you I'd recommend an easy shitpost like a waifupost, it's easy and applies to pretty much any of these neckbeards playing supposed girls. Just take a "girl" and attach something "lewd" to them, watch and see.
>I want reica carter to choke on my fucking dick and call me daddy

Hope my advice helped, good shitposting soldier.
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>>168687305
What happend to the main station or the rest of the roid?
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>>168687408
the trader outpost had several dionae and saved a couple poor wanderers.
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>>168687408
>Rest of the roid
I forgot to to take pictures
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That was probably my favorite round yet. Learned a lot about how to build shit. Too bad nobody wanted to use my jury-rigged clone room
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>>168687357
do birbs like advice? does hachi like advice?
hachi is pure and i would never lewd her
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>>168687408
Main station suffered a bad case of exploding.
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>>168687459
>D&D room with windows all around that lead to spess, superbly isolated from the rest of the station, with snacks
never been /comfy/-er in my life to be honest
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>>168687408
main station was destroyed as part of custom dorf event, at the start of the shift everyone was busy dragging important/useful items to the mining shuttle
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Can somebody explain why dragonbro was deadminned, he was the best admin we had. logged on daily for hours and was good 95% of the time, he was incredibly active and not afraid of speaking his mind about the m*taclub.

He should not have been deadminned for some minor incident, Dragonbro should be headmin and not MrPain, Dragonbro at least enjoys the game and the community and is much more active. Pain sometimes takes days to respond to a ban request.
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>tfw gently pushing away the cheff and replacing his job to the point i never see him again
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>>168687472
The issue with it was no cryo to follow it up after being cloned.
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>>168687763
just pump them with cryox dex plus and stick them in outside on the asteroid floor
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>>168687763
That makes sense, I never play medical so I don't know how the cloning process normally goes.
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>>168687754
DragonBro was playing a surgeon who brought a guy guy into surgery to fix his hand. At the time, due to a bug, the fastest way to fix a hand was to sever it and reattach it.
DragonBro began cutting the guy's wrong hand off, the guy took it for antag behavior since the station had gone to shit, robusted DragonBro and decapitated him.

Due to there being no other admins on at the time other than Soca, DragonBro took it upon himself to question the player about this killing.
This had the appearance of impropriety due to the fact that an admin was grilling a player about the fact that the player had killed him.

It caused drama and DragonBro made the decision to step down in a "I'll quit before they fire me" manner.
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>>168687763
>no cryo
dude, I was fucking bored with nothing better to do in botany, you should have told me and I would have pumped out 900 units of rezadone within minutes.
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>[17:18:48]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->OmegaMudkip/(Awful Idea): Any requests? Btw our naming rules are p lax but we don't like seeing inane names on Human characters. Exceptions are alien races and Clowns, Mimes, and Wizards can have less normal names
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>>168687763
>needing cryotube
just feed them a clonex/cryox pill and put them into a cold shower
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I want moar clown wars...
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>>168688020
Didn't help that he used admin powers to repeatedly throw his head against the wall after being killed
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>>168688692
wait a second, I was 'accidentally' thrown into a wall twice after receiving surgery back when dragon was an admin

good riddance
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>>168654954
Got one for husbandos?
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>>168689016
No, because there's very few decent husbandos.
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>>168689045
What about ______me___
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>>168689120
depends are you serwind?
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>>168689120
if u need to ask if ur good ur not good
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Are you ready for art?
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Post cancer, I'll start:
>Kolith
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>>168691815
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I love me some art.
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>>168691606
>>168691893
>read a book in ss13
>now my internet cache is filled with slutty space goats and yaoi cat boys

great game you got here
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>>168691893
that borg is nice and thicc
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>>168692204
If only you knew how bad it truly is.
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>>168687754
dragonbro's a coder now

He's reached the end of the player lifecycle, he'll become bitter and detached soon enough
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>be silicon
>carbons are being gross and sexual around me
Lousy meatbags.
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>>168692346
Dragonbro was always a coder. Why do you think he's able to do so much crazy shit? Because he KNOWS how the code work.
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>>168692346
that only took me 3 months to do

I hardly even play anymore, I just shit post and grief in-game

The real end-game is griefing and avoiding the bwoink
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>>168692308
thanx 4 the reaction image
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>>168692606
Sure thing, friend
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how do i set up SME well?
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>>168693204
The SME is all about keeping the superdense core of a gas giant cool while shooting at it with lasers to make it ablate radiation, so, you're gonna want to max out on cooling it.

There's generally two schools for cooling the supermatter, one involves cycling the air in and out through a combination of scrubbers and injectors, and the other involves absorbing the heat through heat transfer pipes which lead to space to get spacecooled.

So, either way, you need a good cooling loop, the more HT pipes in space, the better.
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>tfw to intelligent to play anything but assistant
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>>168693390
is this overkill? am i doing something wrong?
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>>168693596
>Filtering after cooling

Pretty good, usually catches out first timers

Only thing I'd recommend is adding more scrubbers, and swapping the unaries within for injectors to increase the speed

Otherwise, unless that thing is delaminating, I don't see any problems really
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Why was alien removed from the secret game mode rotation?
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>>168693596
Remove the piping between the output and input. Your filter is less useful because of this.
Stack 5 scrubbers per tile, switch to injectors if you really want.
Realise that if power to the section fails your entire set up will die.
Passive cooling is your best bet, run the cooling loop through h/e pipes in the shard room itself.
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>>168693687
thanks for the tips family
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>>168693724
bo gack
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>wiki for xenoarch refers to this image but doesn't say what it is

It looks like a website or something but there's no links
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fill in the blanks
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>>168694308
they are 4 samples triangulating to a single point
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>>168694442
"no"
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>>168693390
if you're going to use active cooling, use this design, try to put the filter inside to prevent sabotaging and you only need 1 layer of HE pipes to keep it cool.
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>>168697018
if you do it like this, you can clog your pipes. You should cool before the filter, not after, because otherwise your pipe system will have a huge disparity between heat and mole content.
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>>168693204
>how do i set up SME
>well

If we define "well" as "as quickly and easily as possible, with no maintenance requirements afterwards for the duration of a typical round while providing plenty of power, and minimal chance of fucking up catastrophically while setting up", then the answer is very simple and straightforward.

Passive cooling.

Replace the vents in the shard chamber with heat exchange piping. Three segments that connect into just the upper right piping are plenty, but more certainly doesn't hurt. Just multitool the vents, reset them, and then use the air alarm to turn them off so they can be unwrenched and RPD eaten.

Now, run out into space with your RPD and extend the existing heat exchange pipe by the window outside the SME room to the east until it touches the grille. This is all the space HE piping you'll need. Really, just like 6-7 extra HE pipe segments in space does it all.

Next, work the upper right corner of the inside room's piping as seen here >>168693596 making sure it's insulated piping, however instead of the connector you see in the very top right close to the window, you'll replace that connector with a volume pump outputting east, and to the wast of that volume pump you'll put a connector leading into it. We're going to wrench a plasma canister to this and use the volume pump to quickly empty the plasma into the cooling pipes. Once it's in, it does its job passively. No need to filter anything or maintain a flow. The heat from the chamber just dissipates into the pipe segments in space all on its own.

Toss the shard in the central chamber, fill and activate the rad collectors, turn on the emitters, and you're done.

With basic plasma tanks in the collectors, you'll have around 1.3MW slowly declining over time, which is way more than plenty of power for the duration of an entire round without needing attention. The chamber computer in the room should show the heat in the chamber hovering somewhere between 90-200.
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>>168697283
it won't unless you jam in like 8 cannisters, 2 works fine, it maxes at around 30-40ktemp, to 90k(depending on how many emitters) and stays there forever.
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>>168697327
passive cooling is broken as fuck and I'd expect it to be patched

I saw a chamber hit 1million pressure and 1 layer of 5 HE pipes keep it cooled to <10k

It doesn't make sense

having like 300k pressurized room should rupture
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>>168697327

Also of note, once you have the steps memorized, this takes even less time to set up with the singularity, while being a hell of a lot safer in every conceivable way.

If you want more MW out of it for some reason, and want the power to last for even longer without having to mess with it further, simply fill the collectors' plasma tanks with more plasma, or even better, cooled plasma.

Fully cooled and filled plasma tanks in collectors produces a good 4mw that very slowly declines and lasts over a period in excess of, I think, about 3 hours.

You can also purge the supermatter inner chamber after tossing an o2 canister inside, and let an emitter blast the canister down before hitting the shard for extra power (and extra heat produced). Good idea to add a few more segments of HE piping in the chamber and maybe even out in space if you do this, just to be safe. It's unnecessary extra autism, though, like the plasma tank cooling.
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>>168697513
I agree wholeheartedly. First time I saw it while observing a round I immediately pegged it as bug-exploit witchcraft. Now that I understand it fully, it isn't much less silly.

Until it's patched though, it's the quickest, safest, and most effective method there is, and the only reason not to use it is for autism purposes.
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>>168697657
In theory it makes sense, but since the shard spews out gas constantly, it should technically start ramping up in temperature, but it doesn't.
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>>168654954
Why is Ivy Stocker not on here
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>>168697962
You can also just let all that pressure flow into the canister that is hooked up to the chamber to the south in boxstation by default.

The canister just takes it all in, seemingly infinitely.

Because magic canisters.
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has anyone tried using dictation software with this game?
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>>168660673
Sorry but you left zoey walker off this list
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>>168660673
Sorry but you accidentally listed Ginger as a waifu.
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>>168652447
Kaylie Morgan is annoying as shit, and super pretentious.
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>>168655767
Killing non humans for no reason breaks law 3, because people are going to blow you for being such an edgelord. If someone tells you to you have to though.
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Please.

Stop.

No more of this, please.
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>>168700330
fuck you

long rounds are the best.
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i had fun but i also joined way after round started apparently
more fun than the rounds where you barely even start and shuttle is called because singulo or bombing or something
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>>168700376
I agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, "long round" passes into "too long" at around the one hour, to one hour and thirty minutes mark.
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>Length of Shift: 276 Minutes (3316 Points)
no
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>>168700243
My most extended game yes.
But all the matches are varing between 1:30 to 3h, with the exception of the fucking 5-20 min restart faggots.

Also:

>Wizard fucks and chases my Ripley with fireballs.
>get to miss a ripley twice.
>"get memed" like an asshole after getting me
>Still alive go get the Gigax for revenge
>gets on critical inside the Gigax because locked doors.

Damn, feels bad to get my revenge denied.
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I'm going to code the best shit ever

NPC gremlins that fuck machinery up
By that I mean they change their settings, turn valves, cut and pulse wires, etc

You're going to have so much fun when one of these fuckers spawn in atmos
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>>168700576
>gremling touches ANY setting in any atmos machine
>AI MALF BLOW BORGS CALL THE SHUTTLE
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>>168700576
do it faggot
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>>168700576
Have them flee from humans or only be visible to the first person who sees them
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>>168700330
If I could've, I would've slammed the Highlander button the moment it hit 3 hours extended senpai
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does anyone know what happened to my body? i was the grey who died literally in med. did someone eat it? cremate it? something else?
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>>168700918
there i a verb to re-enter your body, if needed.
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>>168698949
Not a waifu
>>168699604
A waifu
>>168699765
My waifu!
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>>168700993
yea and I couldn't because I had no body to return to. it was just there and then it wasn't making me curious since I don't think we even had an antag before the wizard
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My only regret from that round was this. I was about to leave and go space exploring when the Warden arrived. I decided hey, Wardens deserve love. And I got a lot of materials. I will print them EVERYTHING.

30 guns later, I'm walking to the brig and a wizard shows up and kills every person in the brig.
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what time was the golden age of waifus?
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>>168701496
Now
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>>168700654
Nah, most atmos stuff requires at least two things to be opened to cause real havoc, one on each side of that separate airlock area

Most likely you would just end up with a mixing chamber filled with every gas
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>>168700576
so just reskinned emagged mommis
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>>168700576
i really like the idea. do it nigga. we need more pest mobs. Weve got cockroaches and clowngoblins, more variety would be nice
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>>168701430
>someone makes me more guns to have to watch, increasing the liability of my job
>instead of bringing me more liquor or chem flatpacks
life is suffering.
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>>168702818
literally complaining someone cared enough to try to help you
why are you so mean desu-nee
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>>168702818
I like to cook stuff for the warden like jelly donuts or dindu muffins but usually they are just suspicious it's poison
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>>168700376
Problem is that we're still bound by server rules and most people are not allowed to have fun/build shit/interact.
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>>168702881
I havent played today senpai
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>>168702907
Ive never seen anyone do this but me. If you are chef and you bring us jelly donut i will sing your praises.
>and if we fall unconscious from eating it we know who to valid now
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>>168702818
More guns is good news for sec.
We had a chem dispenser and every booze maker in the lobby.
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>shadow has added the mighty officer cheepski

we now need shitty bots for all useless jobs. clownski, just a mask and some boots taped to a crappy floorbot looking thing. greyski, gasmask sitting on a medbot with a fire coat draped over it, etc
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>>168703182
officer shitsky

forced into no-ID / no-guns mode, harmbatons you twice before cuffing you, throws you into a nearby wall when done
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>>168703182
just make a clown goblin instead of a 'clownski'.
Those things are mad and the perfect prank.
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Are the wires on bombs all the same in the same round just like doors and whatnot?
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>>168703390
Tip for people who can't defeat clown goblins:
>switch to disarm intent and drag them onto you, this picks up the clown goblin, effectively disarming it
>fill your bags with them, you can kill them by deep frying them or placing them on a space tile
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>>168703528
But what can borgs do?
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>>168703528
>wanting to kill them
bad, don't do that. they are innocent creatures and deserve to live
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>>168703528
just space them
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>>168701814
Name any good waifu of this era
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I find it kinda funny, in over a year he has been in exactly the same loop.
The good doctor
The victim
The metagrudger

A lifetime...
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>>168703765
Rin
Avada
Rina
Surfer
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>>168704052
Surfer is the last era

Avada is a shitty pupper memer
Rin is shitcurity
Rina is very mutch cute!
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>>168704113
Rin has taken Lukas place on the dream team
Avada is the best greytide waifu we have
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>>168704407
>taking the place of the only active member of the dream team
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>>168704463
That's how good she is!
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I am trying to learn how to make new things in byond and I've started with a simple suit spriting.
I made an overseer armor from Dishonored and I am planning to learn coding by making the music box they carried (it prevented anyone hearing it from using magic so it could be used against wizard if it would be actually used on any server), anyway, how does it look?
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I'm ashamed to share a server with people who put this much discussion into which pixelated girl played by a man they like the most.
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>>168704635
why not replace a person that doesn't play anymore
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>>168704697
I like to pretend they don't exist.
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>>168704721
Because they are both HoS mains and there is only one HoS slot on the team
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>>168704697
Better than the tumblrposters desu senpai
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>>168704686
Too much white on the arms. I get what you're trying to do looking at an image of them, but it doesn't work. Give them a real flowing skirt too.
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>>168703182
you'll be happy to know that we're getting a chef ramsey bot who screams at you when you burn things/PUT THE PASTA IN THE BIN

Speaking of bots, whatever happened to the blood donation draculabot? I really loved the sprites on that thing
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>>168705296
>whatever happened to the blood donation draculabot
still in PR limbo
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>>168705296
bots that can be outfitted with mechanic contraptions so that they can offer their services conditionally (e.g. voice input -> signal 1 other voice input -> signal 2, etc.) W H E N?
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>>168705159
I removed a little bit of gold on the arm, though I don't know what did you mean by "flowing skirt".
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>>168705635
Boots can be longer
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>>168704697
Its just people talking about themselves
Ignore it
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>>168705698
I added a pouch that was missing, made boots longer and made a skirt slightly bigger.
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>>168706451
looks good
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>>168706464
stop it probe

who is dan
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>revialver isn't as good as the blunderbuss

we need more makeshift weapons
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>>168706506
actually he quoted me. also
>:D
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>>168685658
what does this have to do with anything?
Am I missing something here?
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>>168706497
What about the mask then? It's not looking bad I think but I wish I could make it look more pissed off like it should look but I can't really achieve it with such a low sprite, any suggestions how can I change it?
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>>168706451
breddy gud
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>>168706464
>Judge people as individuals and not as groups
As a human being, I am perfectly capable of recognizing patterns. Mentally ill attention-seeking faggots gravitate towards "waifu" characters. Case in point: you're avatarfagging with pictures of somebody from Big Brother on 4chan for absolutely no fucking reason while defending these players.
>>168706464
>>168668512
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What do I have to put down to connect HE pipes with anything?
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>>168706834
HE junction pipe
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>>168706834
Junctions friendo.
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>someone fucked the theatre doors and cut all the wires
>AI and borgs cant fix so i go to fix it
>peacekeeper borg shoots me for "damaging the station" when i open the panel"
>am a mime so i can't scream at "shutcurity" because im cuffed
>no actual sec
>get to the brig, borg tells the IAA i was breaking a door
>borgs are on NT default, I was literally fixing the station not hurting it
>8 minutes in brig
>nobody there to let me out because nobody is sec
>get out, tell the borg to give me back the multitool it defacto stole from me when it tazed me
>it starts shooting me until it can't anymore, misses every shot
>afterwards randomly hits me with a stun baton and steals my PDA
>was at ghetto botany later and he starts threatening me to get out of maint

holy shit were you new or something what the fuck
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>>168706834
HE junction
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>>168706923
NT Default borgs who cannot into escalation are shitters.
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>>168707136
>borgs are shitters
Should have been the only words in that sentence
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>>168706923
ahelp it? ive had stuff like this happen. i ahelp it. they're either gone from the game or are suddenly nice to me
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>>168706923
>w-w-wuh-w-we're not deliberate assholes! we're following our laws! it's a shitty lawset!
every time
yeah good job pieter the "aggrethive" paint job really was the root of the problem
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>>168706834
>Chief Engineer
>Can't into basic atmos
PLAY NORMAL ROLES BEFORE YOU PLAY HEAD ROLES HOLY SHIT
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Would people want taxi to return as a map?
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>>168707943
That was on the test server, autist.
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>>168706923
>like NT default
>these shittercons always exist

reminds me of the borg that ranked crew members as "station property", so they could kill them at will in order to "prevent further space station harm", and didn't have to listen to the crew because safeguard is a higher priority than serve.

I fucking hate borgs.
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>>168708010
It sounds a lot like you're mixing up two separate thingies.
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>>168708010
>ranked crew members as "station property"
but isn't crew already a law, and higher priority than property?
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>>168708230
Serving the crew is a lower priority than protecting the station.
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>>168707991
>chief engineer #24734 that doesn't know how to even fix a broken window stalks a dark powerless station
>people that complain are autists

>>168708010
NT default == anyone who damages the station is a threat to be neutralized
I (as an AI) have opted to not treat my borgs as station property (meaning you can damage them), and generally have hands broken for minor infractions.

The proper solution would be to not use NT Default.
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>>168708289
>if you took the CE's hardsuit on the test server for the purpose of getting better at engineering that means you play CE on the main server
No, you're an autist for getting so angry over your own retarded assumptions. Assume makes an ass out of u and me.
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>>168704686
you need to expand your color palette and manipulate lightning to give your sprites shape more
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>>168708010
oh shit, time to murder bone whenever someone puts me on NT default.
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>>168708289
>byeah yuhknow just give em the old misery leg-smash for walking by a broken window no big deal
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why do people keep putting other people into the healing machines when they havent actually been healed enough for it to work? died so many times to that
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>One match
>6 fucking bans
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>>168709646
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>mfw
Holy shit, now that's banvalid colecting.
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>>168704686
I have corvos suit and jacket with hood too so, I just need get the dmi.
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>>168708230
Yes. Welcome to borg logic.
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>>168709646
>>168709732
Wait, who were they and how did you find out?
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>>168709732
>check the bans
>see morena is permabanned
My peepee feels funny papy
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>>168709646
>probe didn't want to be one upped
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>>168709646
>>168709732
That's only 4
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>>168709732
why even bother listing when bans end when nearly every ban is permanent
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>shotguns kill with a single hit and can consistently land shots from so far away that you can't even see each other

K.
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>>168709732
>the real metaclub still isn't banned
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>>168710224
their recent nerf was definitely a start
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>>168710395
They were that strong even when they only required one hand to use properly?

Holy shit.

Glad I don't play antag or validhunt, that is some legit no-fun-allowed level nonsense.
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>>168710224
>when you get shot, you die!
Muh balance has no place in a simulator.
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What the fuck is the metaclub anyways
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>>168710224
>Getting hit by bullets
>At long range
do you have cerebral palsy or something
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>>168709646
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>>168710524
Practically required to counter no fun allowed bullshit pulled by antags though.

>it's a wizard with max blink and invisibility cloak episode
>literally impossible to dish out enough damage in one tick to kill if you use anything else but a shotgun.
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>>168710706
What all do they interact with?
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>>168710706
they have to hide in machines though
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>>168710706
looks pretty good
are those placeholder sprites?
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>>168710604
people talking out of game via discord or something about events in game

say guy A os tied up with headset removed by an antag then it just so happens a guy from the other side of the map drops what he's doing, runs across the entire map, turns wires into cable cuffs on his way, grabs a bottle, runs into where the antag is and stun>cuffs him

its a bit suspicious
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>>168710524
You didn't have to break the shotguns either, you could just keep pumping and firing as long as you had ammo
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>>168710580
Your comment doesn't apply to this game.

Please try to stay on topic.
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>>168711047
Wait, you have to 'break' combat shotguns?
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>>168710770
>no fun allowed
>it's just a wizard with maximum points into evasion
but anon, evasion is the best part about wizard, murderboning is no fun
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>>168710770
That would be fine if you had to be touching dicks to land a hit though, at the very least, to balance out that kind of power.

It's still an eventuality by sheer virtue of the crew's overwhelming number superiority.
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>>168711158
I don't know, I was talking about the other shotguns.
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Can we remove Vox? They add nothing to the game but attract furfags.
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>>168711423
I'd honestly be fine with that.

Replace them with "MoMMI traders" who start where the vox traders did, and have a unique lawset to be traderbots, instead.
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>>168711423
dont remove hachi D: D:
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>>168711338
>It's still an eventuality by sheer virtue of the crew's overwhelming number superiority.
Eh
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>>168711507
Fuck you faggot, stop self shilling your gay fucking bird fetish metafriend here. "DO BIRBS LIKE THIS DOES HACHI LIKE THIS????? " Fucking end your pathetic life you furry nigger, kill yourself I fucking hate your kind.

>>168711497
MoMMI traders sound great, interacting with crabs is a lot more fun than HAHA ME FUNNY BIRDMAN ME SPEAK BAD
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>>168711686
>>168711423
Someone this insecure about furries is definitely a furry himself
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>>168711825
>insecure
What?
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>>168711686
do birbs like anger? does hachi like anger?
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>>168711825
Sounds like the same shitty argument liberals give "IF YOU HATE GAYS YOU MUST BE GAY YOURSELF!!! XD"

>>168711863
fuck off to paradise furfag
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>>168711497
>enabling MoMMi fags even more.
They already make the entirety of engineering redundant, they don't need more features
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>>168711952
Whatever you say furfag
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>>168711825
>hatred is insecurity
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>>168711686
>>168711497
Why not both?
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>>168710834
They interact with a lot of machinery, would take too long to list all of them. To give you an example, they can press the send/receive buttons on telescience computers (as well as input new offsets/coordinates), play the arcade/slot machines, cut wires on everything (airlocks, air alarms, apcs) and so on

>>168710943
Yeah placeholder sprites for now until I find somebody willing to make some good ones
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>>168711952
but i like it here
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>>168712152
>they can touch telescience nanoui elements

Oh boy this is going to be fucking amazing. I can't wait to see a telescientist beam himself into space because a gremlin flicked the z-level field over to 3.
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>>168712052
Almost definitionally so, actually. That's the evolutionary purpose of anger and hatred, and the core of the old brain, what scientists call the "reptilian brain", urges on wild hatred as a natural response to fear, as part of what is called a fight or flight reflex. But it's not just being angry, look at how flamboyantly autistic his response is. It's off the handle. Just one big chain of all caps and obscenity.

You have to wonder what's so threatening that it provokes that kind of response out of nowhere, right? These are the exact same people who can't stop screaming about bird tits anonymously because they can't see an alien without imagining furry porn.
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>>168712373
>telescientists ever teleporting themselves
>not just niggering everything not anchored
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>>168712487
>he doesn't know
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>>168712152
Would it be a random event like mice? And how many would spawn?
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>>168712436
Furries are incredibly obnoxious though
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>>168712436
I FUCKING HATE FURRIES FAGGOT, GET OUT OF MY SERVER. /vg/ SHOULD BE HUMAN ONLY, I FUCKING HATE FURFAGS THEY ARE SCUM
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>>168712436
Well said, you can't argue with evolution. Atheists 1, /vg/fags 0
*tips fedora
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If you guys don't want alien races go to urist station lmao
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>>168709580
shift click hard
only know what red and green number mean
english hard me dumb
unga bunga chlore all you tress pass
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>>168712953
Too bad Urist is fucking HRP, missing all the comfy /vg/ features and fucking dead.
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>>168712953
Return to only humans station when?
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>>168706742
>>168706497
This is what I've got in the end.

>>168708398
I have tried to do it but every time it just turned out weird but I will practice this later.
Though I think even doing it this way the sprites are still too small to make the mask look angry without making it look bad.
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>>168712436
>"because they can't see an alien without imagining furry porn."

i unironically agree, retards who relate anything alien to some sexual deviancy are worse than furries themselves. closet furries are pretty much worse than the most obnoxious furry there is.
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Why does this game attract the mentally ill? tg has 2 tranny coders and a furfag mod, Paradise has trannies and multiple furfag admins, the existence of Eros, Vore, Citadel, Hippie is full of autistic children.

Why?
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>>168712953
star control aliens would be tolerable
bipedal earth animals designed for shitty vaguely-arabic / child roleplay aren't and detract from the experience significantly
if I had to deal with fucking vox or meta-liggers in 2009 I would have never stuck with the game
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>>168713362
Goon used to be strictly don't ask don't tell, so naturally those groups immediately picked up branch development after r4407 and headed full steam toward secondlife.
Some places like d2k5 had interesting content between the fetish shit but they're the exception.
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>>168713362
It's like a hard core version of secondlife, but secondlife is a virtual version of make believe with now grounded simulations, leading to the rp you'd see in a child game of cops and robbers where people go "bang bang I killed you!" And the other guy goes "nuh uh you missed!". This sucks.

ss13 has high level of simulation that allows for a standardized reality to play in but still high enough customization to attract snowflakes that habitually attempt to escape reality.

At least that's my thought on things.
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>>168713470
I'd play a Mmrnmhrm
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>>168713362
Turns out weird communities attract weird people
Not necessarily even the same kind of weird
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Is there anyway to tune the resolution beside the Icon tab in the top left? The update fugged with my game.
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>>168710171
Because bans that have expired don't show on the public ban page.
Be grateful - loading all bans ever made stops my browser for a few minutes, in part due to how many there have ever been and in part due to SOME people writing ban reasons that take up A TENTH of the ENTIRE PAGE
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>>168715041
Wot
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>>168714791
Reinstall

>by----ond.com/download/
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>>168715041
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>>168715350
I was hoping I wouldn't have to, thanks for the reply though broskie.
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>>168715041
Wrong general?
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>>168715667
>>168715376
*shakes his head*
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal baka
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>>168715041
Traders in a nutshell
And Probe enabled it
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>>168715842
okay now i'm curious what did i miss?
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>get half way through coding custom hotkey support
>start playing wow and never finish it
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>>168715969
race/class?
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>>168715041
go to eveg you pupper shitter
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>>168715920
Some fag posting in the wrong general.
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>probe can ban these people
>won't ever ban the real m*taclub
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>>168713362
what does /vg/ have?
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>>168716401
>probe can turn on the bunker
>wont ever turn it on though
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>>168713362
This game has no more weirdos than any other community, they are just willing to show it

You think in any polite society club someone would announce they are a furry? By contrast, do you think in any real life association it would be tolerated for someone to dig through someone's internet history and out them as a furry?

Both of those things are considered pretty abhorrent deviant behavior and can only exist here.
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>>168716457
autists and closeted furries

and paid admin babysitters

paid in laughs from stupid autists
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>>168716225
oh that's a lot more boring than I was hoping given all the replies
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>>168712487
despotate go back to your vox nest
>>
It was amusing watching the HoS explain to a guy carrying multiple guns including captains, after he killed 2 people and shot a borg, that other people are syndies and she is very busy, before standing around doing nothing for long enough he got free and killed her.
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>>168716457
Autists like PJB, Cl*ster, yclat and riekland. Riekland being the most autistic as his github profile picture is literally the gay girl(male) shit
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>Find CMO with severe braindamage and all around general damage on the floor
>Fix him up just in time for him to be at the epicenter of the medbay explosion

You're welcome desu

Also medbay was a wreck, there were a ton of viable bodies just laying around waiting to be defibbed and thrown in the cryo pods
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>>168716863
ive legit never seen anyone use the defib on this server
they always either just clone or leave the bodies on the floor
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>>168716849
Riekland isn't autistic he's just gay and scottish. He's basically celt but cute
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>scientist gives bomb to someone
>he is surprised when it was used to blow up the medbay.
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>watch the cmc in silence
>don't notice we got purged
>and then medbay blew up
good shift.
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>>168716964
You should've spectated last round, you could've seen me defib a Vox I found laying near the tubes
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>When you accidentally help somebody with bombing the medbay for the 3290575790345947590349053457934057934752903th time instead of Seucirty, the department actually worth blowing up
>>168717032
Shut up
>>
test serb update when?

WHERE IS THE POUTINE?
>>
I'm going to sift through the logs and collect ckeys of Vox players. Name and shame the bird fetishists
>>
Non-antag vox when?
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>>168717179
>trusting anyone with a bomb you personally made under any conditions
"accidentally", sure.
>>
>there are people playing right now that don't know who pomf123 is

how does that make you feel?
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>>168717460
He hasn't been active in a long time
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>>168717460
who? :^)
>>
>Be me
>Be late join cmo.
>Trying to get back up to fluff with this servers medical system.
>Do doctor things.
>Radiation storm.
>Run into maint but still get exposed to enough rads to mute me.
>Get zassed like 5 times going to the surgical theatre.
>Relax in the non zas room.
>Mediborg fucking runs by me from medbay to surgical maint and zasses me into the wall.
>Broken skull unable to call for help.
>Would be dead if not for cyborg limbs.
>Move into medbay proper get moderate treatment but most important get drugs into my system.
>Walking to genetics when medbay explodes.
>I lose a robo foot but because of shitty codeing I can't crawl.
>Stuck in agony because of the drugs keeping me alive.
>Can't call for help.
>Ripley comes out, the guy takes my jumpsuit ignoreing my mimed requests for death.
>Engineer comes by and shoves me in his corpse locker.
>Try to emote for his attention.
>I get ignored.
>I have no mouth and I must scream.
>He even goes by eva ignoreing me.
>I get dumped in a pile of corpses and ignored only being kept alive by loads of drugs and a fucking medibot.
>I survive the trip.
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>>168651656
tfw no Atmos Waifu to lay my pipes in
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>>168717460
Who's that? An even shitter waifu?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo

>tfw my waifu is never coming back
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>>168717331
Funny you mention that, I just asked Sonix if he could update poutine so it's actually a recipe worth making now
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>>168712723
>be furry
>not obnoxious
>never spread it and only enjoy the porn

okay
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>>168717460
stop shilling yourself
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>>168719424
t. obnoxious furry
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>>168651656
Is the stats guy still around?

Which character says "nigger" the most?
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>>168719794
sorry anon
i accept my fetish is degenerate as hell, but it's almost the only way i can even get off
i still enjoy playing spess game but don't want to bring that shitty fetish into it because spess is not about getting off
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>>168710706
Please actually finish this.

Don't let new antags die like
>Grues
>Zombies
>Clock Cult
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>>168719973
Enjoy this screenshot of gremlins running the research department all by themselves
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>>168720817
can i play as a qt gremlin
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>>168720817
>Literally no air
OH FUCK THE SCRUBBERS
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>>168720817
Can they pick items up and apply them to machinery/throw them around?
That seems like the last logical step, so if everything went perfectly right with absolutely no misstep, gremlins actually could complete research
>>
>>168720817
That's a work in progress sprite right?
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>>168720817
Do they multiply and/or develop a taste for flesh if you throw water on them?
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>>168720817
"Oh god a gremlin blew the borgs"
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>>168718014
The funny thing is I almost stuck ryetalyn in you when I was treating you, but then I realized I meant alkysine and put it back

If only you had gestured then
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Serious, important questions:

What sort of voice type do clowns have?
I imagine them having the low-pitched, sinister tone of the syndicate nuke-op announcement.

What sort of voice does a screaming mime have?
Homosexually high-pitched.

What sort of voice does every waifu have?
The voice of a fat, whisky drinking, smoke scarred dyke.

What about assistants?
Nasal, whining nagging voice of a manchild.
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>>168721217
I've never seen a post more autistic in these generals than this one
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>>168721217
autism...
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>>168721217
>What sort of voice type do clowns have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LUiWgwYC_I
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>>168719973
>dont let it die like this garbage that thankfully died
I mean outside of zombies who actually wanted that r*ddit stuff?
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>>168721440
>>168721382
>Waifufags butthurt that their shitty female characters got dissed so they use buzzwords
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DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCxSLaGEyk
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
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yclat here, please fuck my boyfriend
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>>168721217
>>168721703
I'm an admin and being this autistic is bannable for your own good, what's your ckey?
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>>168721217
Anyone who thinks text to speech in ss13 is a good idea is more fucking reatrded than 'muh table climb' niggers
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>>168721879
>le autism is bad meme
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>>168721217
>syndicate nuke-op announcement.
What
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>>168721217
yclat here, that's autistic
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>>168721995
He means the voice clip that every traitor/nook ops gets.
>"MISSION SPECIFICATIONS DECRYPTED, WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE"
Except ops only get Mission specifications decrypted.
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Could I get away with this gimmick?
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>>168722202
oooh
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>>168702818
>more guns to have to watch
You say this like crates don't exist and that it's any harder to watch a crate filled with one gun than a crate filled with ten.
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I can't get over how overpowered pAI + smartguns are.

Normal fight:
>stun a person
>kill him

When you fight someone with a pAI:
>stun a person
>walk towards him to kill the guy
>invisible pAI blasts you to kingdom come out of nowhere
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>dreamseeker has stopped working

???
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>22 cultists
>couldn't summon nar'sie
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>>168725164
>not just bombing anyone you want to kill

unrobust
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>>168725164
smartguns should burn the backpack if shooting from it
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> diona cultist with tome
> clusterfuck in viro maint with three cultists, two non cult, a borg
> singlehandedly tome both officers and EMP the borg while the cultists just stand there watching
> out of talismans so I start spamming the EMP rune on the borg
> while I'm writing it I keep asking no less than five cultists who walk by and heard me, to hit the borg with anything to kill it
> every single one ignores me
> spam EMP eight (8) times right next to the borg
> on the ninth time it just walks it off and skedaddles away
what the fuck
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>>168721382
>>168721879
>>168721440
>>168721950
>>168722059

>butthurt over a stupid question
>b-but you're the autist!

You're not even worth shitposting too much over.
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>>168725434
every single fucking time, and yet there never are any bans or anything to address this.
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Yes cultists, please, do go ahead and leave the station instead of summoning the geometer.

No, we don't mind failing because you all left us and the cause you joined, we all had fun, right.
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>first time I actually manage to start doing things as a cultist
>get ZASed to hell and back an another cultist
>limp over to medbay to get treatment
>an office stuns me and drags me off because I'd been set to arrest for some reason
>I sit bleeding in the brig while Felicity force feeds me beer and holy water
>instead of asking who turned me they just push me out, drunk and still bleeding
>I spend the rest of the round fixing a plasma flood until I get murdered by cultists
>watch what's left of the cult fail hard

They were right. Cult really is the worst round.
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>>168725434
hey i was that borg. props to whoever immediately shut off telecoms so i couldnt name and shame all the other cult members i saw
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>168651656
>Borg asks to come into my walled off cult area.
>No
>It gets in because a ghost forgets to shut the wall
>Lock it inside, and go to the shuttle
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>>168725412

Yes, and drop to the floor after x shots (2?). It'd stop them from being entirely invincible, which they are right now.

>>168725405

Fucking boring.
>>
Cult has been a massive salt-mine as of late.
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The only part about plasma that truly annoys me is the blindness. The toxin and contamination aren't so bad, and fires are fair, but fucking blindness.

Just FUCK. I don't want to be completely removed from the round because some chucklefuck decided to open the door to my room.
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>>168725558
also on this note, how much damage do emp's do? i legit had no idea they were hurting me until the diona complained i didnt die in dead chat. the roboticist who wasn't dryin did repair me when i ran to them to tell them who to avoid but if he didnt i would have just spent the rest of the round never noticing probably

i thought they were stun+energy damage, not stun+energy damage+actual damage you can just spam like no tomorrow
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>Plasma
>Cultists
>Vines
>Killing sprees
>All happened outside chemistry while I was watching
5 minutes into the shift and doctors start doing shit and you already know it's a cult round. Even got a implant since I expected to be converted sooner or later.
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leather farming and grinding is fun
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>>168725927
we call it phoron on this server, plasma is for hippie tier servers
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>get culted
>oh, fun
>don't get book, but find a sword somewhere
>slash, slash, slash
>cut off some heads, think one was actually also a cultist
>whocares.jpeg
>see someone's plasmaflooded
>try to start fire, but don't know how to activate my lighter
>just opening doors instead, so everyone gets plasmablinded
>shuttle comes, tell people to get on there, because we can have a murderparty
>slash as many people as I can, try to smash window so we all get zassed to death
>we're antag anyway, so who cares?
>fail, because someone kills me before
>think about ahelping, because that's not okay, but my connection dies as I write up the ahelp
>just my isp, not a ban
>wew
>cult again when?
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>>168726163
wrong
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>>168726152
is it good for anything?
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>>168726163
Yes, we also removed the sing for being too robust and made atmos tech into a fluff job.
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>>168726239
waste time
whips
gimmicks
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what is some good ss13 approved anime, books, tv shows and movies?
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>>168726342
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
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>>168726226
>>think about ahelping, because that's not okay, but my connection dies as I write up the ahelp
You were gonna ahelp because you hosted a murder party and got outplayed

How much of a fucking child are you
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Is there a reason to not power up every engine?
Can you have too much power in the grid?
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Is there any reason to not wear a gas mask at all times?
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>>168726607
security will search you on code green for being suspicious
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>>168726607
comfort
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is there a reason not to be in a gold atmos suit with hyperzine at all times, a borer in every slot and a pAI in your pocket to hack open any door?
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>>168726226
>die
>as an antag
>even thinking about ahelping
Look at him, look at him and LAUGH
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>>168726607
gives me an excuse to bully you as sec which i always take because it feels good
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>>168726767
that seems pretty comf to me
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>>168726813
Fuck off Curver
>>
If you want to learn how to cult, ahelp for cult lesen when kavlax is adminned I guess maybe.
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>>168726536
Yes - if you set up every engine you're wasting time toward setting up one engine very well, plus now you have to babysit more engines for no reason - refuel your TEG and AME, guard your Singulo and SME

>Can you have too much power in the grid
Yeah. Putting megawatts in the grid will kill more innocent people than greytiders. Greytide always have yellow gloves, you're just going to let some antag shock a hallway door and stack up bodies
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>>168726776
Long setup time
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>>168726536
No such thing as too much power. Much better to focus on SME/TEG for autistic amounts of power, because AME/singularity/solars are only acceptable when you need time to work on a good SME setup by yourself.
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[13:00:36]ADMIN: midnightglow has banned jewishcupboard.
Reason: Take a break. You're getting way too angry over a 2D role playing game. Come back when you've chilled out a bit
This will be removed in 30 minutes.
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>>168727398
[12:53:50]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->MidnightGlow/(Test Dummy): nah senpai, I like the server, I just hate you faggots. Same garbage admins on every server that dont give a fuck at all
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>>168727398
based mod
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>>168726845
your breaths in a gas mask are all shallow and filled with the smell of the mask
it does not smell good
you are likely to be sick in your mouth at least a little bit because you're doing strenuous activites like fighting or digging while in a tight mask that makes you sweat
it will not be fun unless you like that sort of thing
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>>168727398
about time
too bad it wasn't permanent
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>>168727398

>30 minute ban
>not week ban or more

Be glad you haven't been removed permanently. If you're mad for a legitimate reason, make your case coherently and calmly. I seriously doubt that's the case though.
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>>168727398
[12:29:45]ADMIN: HELP: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): jesus fucking christ I have no idea how people do anything antag in this game, I scribe a rune and literally 7 people run into the room - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[12:31:27]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): Now, Bomb test area, virology, those places? Way less eyes to spy on you. Except for the AI or the security cams.
[12:31:38]ADMIN: PM: MidnightGlow/(Max Baum)->JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): Somewhere like the cargo warehouse is all cargo techs are converted, viro, xenobio, chapel storage room, etc
[12:32:21]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->Qbone/(Lily Hempfield): pff that takes way too much effort
[12:32:32]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): Well enjoy being rekt as antag then :^)
[12:32:41]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->Qbone/(Lily Hempfield): oh a smart ass comment, fuck you nigger
[12:34:48]ADMIN: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield) has edited jewishcupboard's notes.

[12:36:19]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, that's how the game works
[12:36:37]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->Qbone/(Lily Hempfield): fuck off asshole, Ive never won antag in this in my 3 years playing it. I always get caught early

[12:52:00]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->MidnightGlow/(Test Dummy): just give me a straight fucking answer, howd he survive 8 emp shots
[12:52:07]ADMIN: PM: MidnightGlow/(Test Dummy)->JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones): no clue, wasn't watching
[12:53:10]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->MidnightGlow/(Test Dummy): you know what fuck you and fuck all you admins, you guys are so unprofessional its not even fucking funny. You could at least pretend to care about your role you apathetic cocksucking piece of shit

[12:54:05]ADMIN: PM: JewishCupboard/(Venus Jones)->MidnightGlow/(Test Dummy): might as well rename this Hippie #2
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>>168727398
>call the admins shit
>get banned

this is turning into hippie, back in my day you could call dragonbro a scaly faggot who probably installs skyrim rape mods to rape dragons as he steals their souls and he'd pat you on the back and laugh along.
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>>168728072
you right now
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>>168728072
There is shittalking and there is being a angry retard.

Dragon is based as fuck, but even dragon would ban blind rage.
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>>168727791
>>168727926
was it autism?
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[13:04:48]ADMIN: HELP: Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): i had a prayer typed up but I got saved before I could give it so i'm giving it now - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
[13:05:05]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): high quality autism
[13:05:35]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): moved me up on the spectrum thanks
[13:05:45]ADMIN: PM: Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): IT IS CALLED /ROLEPLAY?
[13:06:08]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): Secretly I liked it no worries
[13:06:17]ADMIN: PM: Qbone/(Lily Hempfield)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): I just need to look cool in front of Admin-senpai
[13:06:26]ADMIN: PM: Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum)->Qbone/(Lily Hempfield): secretly i like you but don't tell anyone
[13:06:44]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): gay
[13:06:47]ADMIN: PM: Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum)->Qbone/(Lily Hempfield): not in a gay way, you're just funny in admin logs
[13:06:47]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum): im shutting this down
[13:06:52]ADMIN: PM: Salamandooo/(Harvey Kekbaum)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): NO NOT IN A GAY WAY
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>>168727926
This guy is a fucking gold mine.
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>>168727015
>>168727103
so is there such a thing as too much power or not
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>>168722590
With lots of Chemistry.
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>>168727926
>Ive never won antag in this in my 3 years of playing it

It all makes sense now, imagine never getting greentext ONCE in 3 fucking years. People that have played for a month get greentext.
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>>168728312
Why do I recognize that ckey
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>>168728509
Salamandoo = surfer brooks
Qbone = good trialmin
Arch = metaclub trialmin
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>>168728413
a true saint engineer builds 20 extra SMES to store it all instead of wasting in the grid
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>>168728453
>tfw introduce friend to spess in late november
>tfw he's a better antag than i'll ever be
>tfw he gets greentext almost 2/3 of the time he plays antag on /vg/
jewishcupboard is just sad
>>
>>168728072

People have been getting tempbanned over being too salty forever. No one benefits from having an "I'M SO MAD I'M ALWAYS PICKING FIGHTS AND SCREAMING AND WHINING AND NAGGING" faggot around. Badmins slap a small ban and that usually corrects the faggots.

The others become kingston / poopsockbolas / 2hotdogs / another drama queen tier.
>>
Who was the more powerful Jew?

>jewishneocon
>jewishcupboard

Choose wisely
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[11:07:24]ACCESS: Login: Zealotron/(Sawbones) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510
[11:10:57]ADMIN: MOD: Zealotron/(Sawbones) : arch
[11:11:00]ADMIN: MOD: Zealotron/(Sawbones) : we need a storytime
[11:11:02]ADMIN: MOD: Zealotron/(Sawbones) : for the meta-bans


>log in
>take a sudden interest in a group banned for meta communications
>log out

also who is "we"?
admins don't actually shittalk players in their mod chat, what even is the point in logs
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>>168728879
Surfer Girl
>>
>>168728312
Is there a bigger faggot then salamandoo?
>>
Is there anything worse than summon guns happening and not getting a survivor spot?
>>
>>168728413
The only issue with having too much power in the grid is that any electrical shock will kill you. If you don't wire into grid, it's a non-issue.
>>
>>168729082
Latejoining to a summon guns round.
>>
is there a cool story about the meta gaming group and how they caught the cunts?
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>>168726226
I don't think you understand how team antagonist works
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>>168729135
[11:12:41]ADMIN: MOD: ArchSunder/(Krampus) : Two lads looting the armory together worldlessly one round, as they head towards escape some lad with player age 0 comes out of nowhere and starts tazing them. Round after that one of the armory lads was hanging around with ANOTHER different lad for the entire round. Probe said they were all from canberra. So 4 metabans
>>
On the topic of some shitler never getting green text in three years of playing, share your first SUCCESSFUL antag experience.

>Get antag on ninth round, need to steal hypospray
>Fucking sweating irl because I know people are valid hunters deep down
>brute force emag sprint to the CMOs office and run off through maint
>Hide in a locker with sensors off until escape comes
>Never kill anyone, only used 1/8th of my TC
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>>168729292
>it's a "subvert the AI to koltonmov and only mommis survive" episode
>>
>>168729292
> be playing for three months
> suck at antag
> have never gotten full greentext
> have fun anyway antagonizing
No idea what's wrong with jewishcupboard
>>
[07:18:59]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): really nigger
[07:19:03]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Armando Holmes)->Probe1/(Damon Hardie): What?
[07:19:12]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): "Oh I hate latency"
[07:19:16]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Armando Holmes)->Probe1/(Damon Hardie): I jump out, screen freezes, I'm down for the count
[07:19:32]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Armando Holmes)->Probe1/(Damon Hardie): Didn't have the time to say bluespace
[07:19:42]ADMIN: Probe1/(Damon Hardie) has edited dragonbro's notes.
[07:19:50]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): that somehow makes OOC in IC ok?
[07:20:07]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): cease
[07:20:09]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): CEASE
[07:20:13]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Armando Holmes)->Probe1/(Damon Hardie): I have
[07:21:09]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Armando Holmes)->Probe1/(Damon Hardie): Fuck it, ban me. The fact that it chose to lag the moment I jump out of cryo has got me miffed enough to OOC in IC
[07:21:37]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): I'm not banning you.
[07:21:45]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Damon Hardie)->DragonBro/(Armando Holmes): Just don't do it

Is this proof of the metaclub, or proof against it? Would a true member even be boinked over "latency"? Would Probe have banned anyone else over this?
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>>168729292
>steal tank of plasma and escape alive
>be engineer

well that was hard
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>>168729292
this was literally like five years ago

>Roll doctort traitor
>Kill some dude and escape on the shuttle alive
>Go into medbay to grab some supplies
>Lo' and behold, my target immediately walks in and asks for a medkit
>Immediately take oxygen tank from the wall and start beating this guy over the head with hit
>He runs around like a headless chicken, screaming over the radio that somebody's killing him in medbay
>Nobody does fucking shit
>Dump his body down disposals, and proceed to do nothing the entire rest of the round
>After the round ends some people were praising me for "getting my objective done so quickly"

ADVANCED
TACTICS
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>>168729532
I once got bwoinked over something pretty similar (I think I said 'powergaming'?) and it felt justified. So does that boink.
If it gets noticed, you're gonna get a talking-to.
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>>168729292
>Objective: steal CMO jumpsuit
>Get thermals and emag
>Spend entire shift building up the courage to do it
>Position myself in maint, quickly emag medbay back door, emag CMO door
>Doctor wanders by while I'm running off with the locker, oh shit he saw me he saw me
>Nothing ever happens
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>>168729292
How do people remember this shit
I can't remember what happened last month let alone like three years ago
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>>168728946
Their friends.
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>>168728597
Oh shit i'm in the metaclub?

Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me
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>>168729532
I got bwoinked for saying valid once
I played it off like it was NT lingo, since I was a head
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>>168729532
HOLY SHIT

>avada says round in game
>sawbones is admin online
>doesn't bwoink them or give them a note

METACLUB
FUCKING
CONFIRMED

SOMEBODY GET PAIN IN ON THIS
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[07:48:47]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) : >leaving the station
[07:48:55]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) : >at 12:15
[07:48:59]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) : >and dying to radiation
[07:49:02]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) : FUCKING
[07:50:12]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) : Get back in your body
[07:50:31]ADMIN: Probe1/(Maddox Hice) healed / revived Squiliam Fancyson/(Maya Phillips)
[07:50:54]ADMIN: PM: Probe1/(Maddox Hice)->Squiliam Fancyson/(Maya Phillips): This is your one second chance get out of jail free card.
[07:51:21]ADMIN: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist) jumped to Squiliam Fancyson/(Maya Phillips)
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should i buy for honor lads?
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>>168729796
>He doesn't know the expression "doing your rounds"
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>>168729892
dead in a year, but why not?
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>>168729824
This caused my gears to turn.
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>>168729892
pirate it, but then mail a personal check for the full value of the game to their offices
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>>168729892
Should you buy what for honor?
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>>168729892
If you want
Unless you don't want to
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>>168729796
>them
>>>/tumblr/
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>>168729892
if you enjoy a mixture of fun but also frustrating 1v1 and 2v2 duels with a bunch of other gamemodes that basically just suck, sure.
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>>168729892
You should ask the general for it
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>>168729824
Quick everybody find out everything about Squiliam Fancyson

WE MUST STOP THIS METACLUB
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>>168729235
lame
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>>168729532
I got bwoinked for saying round instead of shift.

I also got bwoink for teaching someone to set up the SME over LOOC.
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>>168729728
Being anything secret makes my heart race. even text based games like epic mafia make me panic when I'm mafia/werewolf.
>>
Spacing an item a traitor is targeting is never valid, even if you explicitly know that particular item is their target, right?
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>>168730342
except the CE's blueprint
>space the CE blueprint
>take a photo of it before and leave the photo the locker
>shit tater tots will cry
>smart tater tots will know what to do
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>>168729968
Avada's preferred pronouns are they/them
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>>168728621
>>168729089
thanks
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>>168729292
No idea if the first one but the only one i can remember
>Join as Hos
>autotator'd
>take a deep breath
>take half the armory in my backpack
>check the pda for people to frame
>think about making a fucking glorious regiment where i kill whoever i don't like while making the whole station my enemy
>power goes out
>think about killing myself IRL
>power is back on
>cant join serb
>20 minutes later i join again
>shuttle is called and someone looted my backpack
>go to the bridge
>fing +9 people in a 4x3 square glass room with beds
>they are all resting or sleeping
>grab a fuel tank
>open airlock
>push it in
>laser
>"have a good dream" or some retarded shit like that
>all dead
>no one knows
>get to the shuttle
>begin to sweat
>the warden, two officers and a det in sec hardsuits are in, heavily armed
>whatever, if i die lets make it count
>shoot the warden
>take his antique laser
>shoot the windows
>the second i do the shuttle takes off
>officers fall to the floor and are sucked out of the shuttle
>only clown and paramedic on
>struggle with high MS and slips
>die a second after the shuttle arrives
>full greentext

Yes, im retarded at this, but seeing the whole security department dissapear as i shoot a window was fucking beautiful
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>>168729292
>get antag even though its turned off
>literally the only time i played antag ever
>told to kill the boss of the medics
>dont think there even is one
>too scared to fight
>blow myself up on the exit ship because fuck it

got a greentext so it counts
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>gun/bookgun wizard rounds
>plasma
>no comms
>hell loose
I'm glad the roid exists
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>lot of people hate revolution
>actually kind of like it
revsquad can suck a dick though
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>>168728641
>>168728453
objectives are piss easy, thread greentext is much more satisfying.
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>>168729754
I said valids over comms in all caps in a moment of autismo and didn't even get a note, thanks zealot
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>>168729292
>Traitor
>Gotta Kill the fucking captain, thank you RNG
>Also steal the RD jumpsuit.
>Get the jumpsuit EZ, because I'm a scientist.
>No idea what to do about the captain.
>Make bombs
>Give bombs and fake "triggers" a random greyshit I implanted
>Blow him up myself as he approaches him.
>Im on the same hallway so I get spaced.
>Die a glorious death.
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>>168729892
>honor
FOY
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>>168730550
No, it's xir/xer
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>>168727926
>Ive never won antag in this in my 3 years playing it. I always get caught early
Winning team antag is easy as shit as long as everyone else is at least a bit competent. Hell, if they are good enough you don't have to do anything at all
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>>168732579
no that's totally wrong it's suicide/succumb
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>>168732690
Nice.
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>>168728597
Qbone is okay
>>
>>168728597
didn't know surfer was gay
>>
>>168732986
Surfer can't be gay, they're a girl
>>
What do you think about me___?
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>>168729292
>Be HoP
>Steal the hand tele.
>Fuck around all round.
>Give the mime and clown all access.
>After 2 hours the shuttle gets called because everyone is bored as shit.
>Bolt myself in the cockpit and laugh at everyone else when it leaves.
My first time as antag I had an easy as shit objective and still failed. I had to steal plasma and escape alive. I took three tanks but it turns out that wasn't enough.
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>>168732768
I would let him bone me anyday desu
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>>168733276
>he believes this
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>>168733567
did you just assume xis gender
>>
from last night that I forgot to mention
>be mime
>spawn alongside clown
>immediately grab sound synth
>clown asks "what's that waveform thing?"
>me "shrug"
>"It's mine. Can you give it to me?"
>me "shakes his head"
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>>168733439
>Qbone
>Sawbones

And people say the metaclub isn't real
>>
>qbone will never be your boyfriend
>qbone will never treat you like the dirt you are
>qbone will never force you to be his housewife
>qbone will never force you to cook him perfect meals and clean up for him all day every day
>qbone will never force himself onto you every night as a "reward"
>qbone will never give you the bone
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>>168694838
yes but I meant what program is in the picture so I can replicate the technique
>>
>>168733634
What happened next?
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>>168733905
clown walked away like the unrobust person he is and i laughed at him irl
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>>168733629
Surfer doesn't act like a girl. they're faking being happy and all
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>>168734142
>faking
surfer is happy
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So, I've been having a problem for almost six months now where opening any sub-window will cause the entire byond client to brick for a solid 30+ seconds, so any hud, PDA, interaction menu, anything. It's made spess basically unplayable and no amount of reinstalls seems to fix it, even six months later

anyone have any idea?
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>>168732768
>>168733682
go to bed surfer you fucking gayboy
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>>168733682
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>>168733276
Surfer isn't gay, they're underage.
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why dont more people use pai's
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>>168734356
I'm not surfer
>>168734417
I'd really believe that
>>168734406
qbone..
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>>168734417
Surfer's not gay, they're cute! CUTE!
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>>168734349
Did you try different versions of byond? Both the latest stable and beta are shit.
>>
>>168733905
pretty much this
>>168734125
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>>168733682
>qbone will never force you to make 150 plates of poutine as he cackles and twiddles his fingers like an evil villain
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>>168734417
>>168734770
Surfer's not gay, they're stop shitposting
>>
qbone more like cutebone
>>
>>168734417
That would explain a lot.

>>168734570
Because pAIs aren't default on which makes the available pool small. And they're not that useful.
>>
/ss13g/ more like /soc/
>>
>tfw you will never be passed around by the entire admin team and used like the slut you are while they character assassinate you in the thread before banning you
>>
>>168735000
>Ignoring the shitpost in the thread
>This fucker gets a quad

is this destiny
>>
>>168735138
is that what happened to solarious?
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>>168735138
is surfer being character assassinated, or qbone?
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New thread for mamimi!
>>168735210
>>168735210
>>168735210
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>>168735263
he certainly wasn't that mentally unstable before he got what was coming to him
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>>168735226
Those are trips, anon.
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>>168735702
is that a no
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>>168734893
The furthest back servers allow you to use is 509 and the problem is still the exact same there.
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>>168729292
>Be warden
>Kill a catbeast janitor early round
>Get catbeasted right after
>Nick weller as HoS stares me down in brig
>"Don't nick, I'm still your warden"
>He opens fire
>Get the upper hand and flee
>Pray to catmother for help, catmother tells me to survive
>Give vox traders all of my possessions for safe passage
>They agree and rescue me
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>Objective: kill nick Weller
>Infiltrate the station using a hardsuit and ambush nick in brig
>Cuffed him and kidnapped him
>After an anime as fuck conversation, shoot his head off and space him
>Took all his shit, impersonated him for the rest of round
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