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No waifufaggotry edition

>When does Season 3 end?
February 21st.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Old thread:
>>168521976
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BLIZZARD PLEASE DEVELOP THE STORY AND LORE

THANKS
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>reminder that all OW lore has been at a standstill since Tracer was announced to be gay, First Strike was cancelled and we have gone more than 100 days, two events, and an entire competitive season without an animated short.
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>>168547059
kys your self
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>>168547053
Talon is actually a massive organization, it's just Reaper, Widow and Sombra are all their heavy hitters. Remember they had like helicopters of goons storm that train McCree was riding, plus they sent in a kill squad against Winston.
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>>168547221
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Am I the only one that just plays QP because they made Comp matches unnecessarily long?

Why the FUCK is KoTH Bo5 for fucks sake
Why does 2CP and Payload maps go up to 4 fucking rounds.

Bo3 KoTH and 2 round for 2cp/payload is fine. You do offense, then defense and most points or best time wins. If you have a time advantage from the first round you'll already set to win, so why make us go through with it.
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Just bought OW and the inclusion of the character Roadhog has seriously made me doubt this games credibility as an "e-sport". How long has Roadhog been in this state, exactly?
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9th for Blizzard cannot into story
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>lone enemy stalls our objective for three seconds
>gives their entire team enough time to arrive and wipe us effectively ruining our push usually costing us the game

>I stall the enemy alone for a minute
>my team nowhere to be found
>respawn on the next objective
>still can't find them
>enemy easily overruns the abandoned point and wins
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Amelie lacroix is hot.
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>>168546942
Holy fuck 1v1s are so much better than 3v3s, I just had this epic duel with a bro. Ironically enough, I lost every character that I main.

Also, does melee do more dps than Winston's tesla gun?
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>>168547221
no one at blizzard can hear you scream anon
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>>168547198
>people are still having a hard time believe the tomboy that wears fucking crocs of all things was a lesbian all along
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Wish someone told me comp was unplayable without a six stack before I bought the game, QP and arcade aren't good enough on their own to warrant a purchase.
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>>168547259
And those goons mccree fought were former blackwatch.

I wonder if reaper recognizes any of them.
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>>168547335
much too long
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>>168547393
That's true
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>>168547540
You can play comp without giving a fuck though.
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black people
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>>168547259
They don't feel like a massive organization.

Their three mascots just look like LARPrs doing mean shit because they're board.

It's like Blizzard is stuck between fleshing out all these present factions, or just focusing on how everything ends up in Overwatch.
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>>168547378
>for the first time in literal decades Blizzard actually made an interesting universe with compelling (if slightly stereotypical but sill) characters
>they used it on the goofy arena shooter
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>it's a "there's no way he can hook me from that far awa- no, no, wait, yes he can" episode

wish they'd mix up the scheduling every now and then, this episode is getting old
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Reposting from last thread. Alright guys. 3 or 9 decides what characters I will play in quickplay from now on exclusively. One from each category. No hanzo, sombra or mercy. Other ones are free game. Zarya is taken already.
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>>168547393
Icy hot?
>tfw no Amélie to hug
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>>168547724
how do we repair Jack's smile?
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>>168547826
why no sombra? are you racist against beautiful beans or something?
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>>168547826

Hanzo, Sombra or Mercy.
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>>168547768

Roadhog's ability to pull you out of position and to his team is extremely powerful on its own, why in the fuck did they let him one or two shot everyone, including fucking tanks?
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>>168547530
>implying sexuality should matter in a character's development
>implying lazily pumped out comics are anything but pandering
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>>168547849
Reyes can take care of that :^)
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>>168547826
Zenyatta
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>>168547701
Those mascots are just a single hit squad. A horribly dressed hit squad that never completes their mission

I bet the rest of Talon makes fun of them behind their backs

But yeah talon does need to flex their muscles more.
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>>168547724
solo campaign when?
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>>168548039
>>168547826
So that makes it zen and zarya.
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>>168547826
Sombra
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what is Reaper's endgame?
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Hang on to your autism pills! Because we might not be out of this shipping autism ball-park just yet. Those Mercy-Genji chocolate lines might be for the Japense holiday of White day. This might explain why Genji expressed regret for getting the wrong chocolates because according to Japense tradition, getting cheap chocolates shows you are not interested in a woman.
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>>168548065
Widowmaker finished her mission.
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>>168547697
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>>168548180
The sweet, sweet release of death
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>>168548221
but White day is when the girl gives the chocolates to the guy
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>>168548180
Fuck Jack's prostate out.
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>>168547724

Hopefully they'll do spinoff games or something, like one that is specifically single player or co-op and is centered around the story.
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>>168547457
and then I did this joke of a game. Never even played Torb or Junkrat before, but boy was it nice getting a headshot without even trying as Torb, or killing him with blindfire as Junkrat after messing up flanking him a few times.
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>>168548180
To tie Ana down and fuck her in front of a tied up Jack.
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>>168548232
True. Widowmaker is the best.

>>168548180
Seems like he wants to kill everyone that was once part of Overwatch. Then die.
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>>168548264
but couldn't he just kill himself?
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>>168548221
That would've made sense if the Mercy line was on Valentine's because White Day is a response to that.
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>>168547243
>t. reaper76 fujos
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>>168548180

I think he just wants to kill all the former members of Overwatch, even the guys who were probably nice to him like McCree and Reinhardt.

That's all he lives for now, and he's just working with Talon because they've got the resources he needs to track them down.
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>>168548002
>having character's backgrounds fleshed out is lazy pandering

I mean, if you made the argument it's too early to look at Tracer's background in more detail, I would agree with you because for fucks sakes we don't even know why half the cast is even in this game (SYMMETRA), but to act like it's a mistake to ever address it all is kinda dumb.
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>>168548180
>what is Reaper's endgame?
To ult your team
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>168548426
what if Reaper is also under Talon mindbreaking like Widow is?
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>anyone -ELSE- want to do their jobs today? MOVE THE PAYLOAD

Does anyone else find Soldier's angry old man shtick hilarious? I can't help but laugh every time he says shit like this.
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>>168547826
Bastion.
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where do i get started on the overwatch lore? is it only in comics?
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>>168548427
First vengeance, then shuffling off this mortal coil.

Also judging by Recall, him actually dying might be sorta difficult.
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>>168548565

I like it when he says shit like "Back in my day we'd have had this payload delivered already!" when we're like 2 feet out the door.
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>>168548263
>Sit on the high ground 1/2 a map away
yeah takes lots of skill
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>>168548543
>walking into the d.va ult at the end
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>>168548543
What the fuck was Blizzard thinking with this shit? Most retarded meta ever.
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>>168548647
I like the idea of him finally coming to peace with himself and just kinda relaxing, weight off his shoulder and he dissolves into the ether.

I always figured pure vengeance was what kept him together.
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>>168548727
I feel as if Jack sometimes forgets that like a quarter of the entire cast comes from "his day"
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>>168548603

Comics, animated shorts, the blogposts leading up to Sombra's release, and the occasional ravings of Chu on twitter are all we have.
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Reaper will be back one day, you can only make him irrelevant for so long.
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>>168548594
>>168547826
Ah I only wish. Better luck next roll!
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>>168548381
no one gives a shit about your 1v1 matches
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how do we redeem Reyes? what would it take for Jack and the others to forgive him?
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>>168548549
It would make sense. Assuming Talon turned him into reaper after finding his corpse.

But I feel like it would be better if instead of a second brainwashed villain he was just being manipulated and fed lies by Talon.

Like Darth Vader. but hopefully much better written.

And of course him realizing Talon has lied to him is what will cause him to be "redeemed"
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>>168548879
t. still hasn't got his 9 wins
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RIP playwatch
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>>168548812

You can't do this anymore.
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>>168548969
He needs to forgive himself first. Inner peace is all that will save him.
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>>168548969
well step one would be for him to stop trying to kill everyone
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>>168549014
I know but it took them one season to change this trash.
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>>168548603
Read the comics. Pay attention to voiceline interactions between characters or just read them on the wiki.

Read he blog posts if you can find. Fading glory: On the trail of jack morrison is important.

Chu's twitter is just clarifications and tidbits.
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>>168548985
>"Where is Ana? Is she safe? Is she all right?"
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>>168548985
>there really was a spooky ghost roaming the battlefield for decades
>something happened to him and there must always be a reaper so talon put the reaper's mask on reyes' body

Can't wait to find that out.
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>>168548969

He seems to hate his life and his entire existence, he's probably going to have to go through the Genji treatment to stop wanting to kill the people who did this to him.
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>>168549039
>gains inner peace and dissolves into the air
>reforms in white cloak with shining halo behind his head and blue glowing eyes
>"I am an angel of justice now."
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>>168548524
but that's precisely why it's pandering.

Normally, writers would have a logical plan of action of what to explain when, starting with basic hows and whens.

Instead we get comics that tells us irrelevant information under the guise that it's much needed development
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>>168548426
That's an imposing looking blue
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>>168549046
>Reaper: "Jesus, you two again?! What will it take for you to get off my back?!"
>Tracer: "Well for starters you could STOP TRYING TO MURDER ME AND WINSTON"
>Reaper: "Yeah that's gonna be a negative ghost rider."
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>no new content
>no new heroes
>heroes with literally no significant skins added or even voices
>no new cinematics
>no lore comics
>no action figures
>game so ded people talk about other games ITT
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>>168549167
but would Zen be willing to mentor the guy who worked with the people who killed his friend?
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>mfw just started season 3 after not playing since s1

Climbing as a support is suffering but strangely fun. You will see people go off on all chat saying how the team sucks and whatever but its the guy playing bastion on lijang. Nobody switches and people hate playing tanks apparently. I honestly feel people climb around 2500-3000 from having a decent tank and in solo q its just a coin flip.
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>>168548543
Jesus christ, I had forgotten how retarded the beyblade was.
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>>168549396

Zenyatta's all about tranquility and forgiveness, he'd probably be willing to if it means Reaper will stop trying to murder omnics.
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>>168549149
>the original Reaper was a Talon prototype
>Reyes is the final product
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>>168549479
>everyone called it beyblade
>not Reyeblade

such a missed opportunity
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>>168549338
Stop bullying Blizzard
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>>168547326
there's still games i had where
>a team comeback from 0-2 to 3-2 and win
>a team with 1 minutes extra time managed to push payload further than 4 minutes'

so, your argument is invalid.
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>>168549653
>>168549338
Hey.... they've added like.... three maps?
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>>168548865
This comic reminds me of the one with the wizard and the shotguns. Surely there's a Reaper version of said comic?
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>>168549737

I didn't say those things couldn't happen, you can come back from 0-20 and win 21-20

It doesn't mean it's worth the fucking time. It's a very small subset of matches that manage to use all the extra time to turn it around, but in the end you are better off simply getting more games in to climb then relying on those.
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>>168549305
Well, blue is an imposing women.
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>tfw too scared to play comp
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what's the 401K plan like in Talon?
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>>168550002
Just do placements the day before season is over and collect free comp credits
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>>168549473
People like playing DPS because they want to be le epic killer. 3 tanks is still the best comp in this game and shits all over 2/2/2.
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Guys Im on to something here, the new lucio tune has some odd artifacts in it. will post results soon.
this may be a new ARG
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>>168550070
One free mind wipe when you sign up.
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>Reaper new ability
>death coil
>yo yo Projectile that hits a target do moderate damage and replenishing Reapers hp.
>Effect is not instant Reaper can die before his leech spell returns.
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>>168550174
That's not a 401K plan
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What is with this sudden influx of Pharah players who can't kill a Junkrat?
Three times in a row today, I've had to deal with a Pharah on my team who just lets a Junkrat dominate us from an elevated, exposed position the entire fucking game.
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>>168550070
10mm to the base of the neck. Twice
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>>168550251
I keep the peace
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>>168550251
Protip: biggest clie your team is filthy scrublord shitters. One enemy hero takes high ground and never moves the entire round.
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>>168550070
A cozy position for you and your family in the new world order.
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>>168549902
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>>168548985
>Talon finds Reyes' body amidst the wreckage of the OW base
>bring him back to their labs
>revive him with the latest version of their "Reaper" super-soldier serum, developed since the Omnic Crisis to create perfect operatives who cannot die
>Reyes awakens in continuous agony
>Talon tells him that it was Jack and Mercy who did those things to him, but botched the procedure, and that Talon found him unconscious
how will Gabe react when he founds out the truth?
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>>168550121
>this may be a new ARG
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>>168550473
Absolutely perfect. Many thanks anon.
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>>168550106
I guess. After S1 I don't care and I pick only supports so I'm no better but me instalocking Ana is way better than the widow on a koth map that cant aim.

Don't these kids watch these ow streams dont they wish to truly win and get that shiny badge? Why would you get so salty but not switch off if a strat is not working? The support only climb must be rough this is just day one.
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>>168550473
if I pulled off that mask, would he die?
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>>168550247
It's what you'll get.
Wait for it...
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>>168549959
Best view
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>>168550091
I'm a breathe away from diamond, I'mm just too scared I'm gonna hit a losing streak.
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>that was a tactical error

Sigh, what did you do now?
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>>168550619
WM one shots Ana two shots. If you can aim with WM she is the gest on Koth.
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>>168550730
was he always as edgy as Reaper, or did the process of becoming an undead ghost turbo-edge him?
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>>168550829
He was pretty edgy before
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>>168549338
There's a Tracer Nendo.
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>>168550746
I guess I feel the utility the other tanks/dps can bring outweigh the damage wm can give and thats IF the WM has amazing aim.
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>>168550121
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/832303578597322752

OH SHIT GET HYPE!!!!!!!!
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>>168550829
Considering how old he is, the time he grew up in I can see him listening to edgy music as a teenager. He probably went to hot topic and shit.
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>>168550951
FAT! FATTY FAT!
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>>168550829
Look at him. Not to mention he was in charge of an organization called "blackwatch".

With this logo. He probably designed it himself.

>>168550932
He probably called winston a monkey while they were both in overwatch. And no one cared but tracer.
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>>168550932
>was smiling and cheerful in the halloween comic
>not he's angry and resentful
what went wrong?
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>>168550932
dat genji's bulge
why would anybody give robot a bulge?
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>>168551124
He loves Halloween. It's his favorite holiday. The edgy shit.
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>>168551106
Blackwatch is just a play on realife merc groups
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>>168551220
>why would a horny 16 year old girl give the hot cyborg ninja who would do ANYTHING to repay his debt to her a huge bulge
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>>168551106
He was even using that emblem during the Omnic Crisis so he probably did design it himself
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>>168551220
Mercy wanted a plaything.
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>>168551312
I believe they prefer to be called "private miltary companies"
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>>168551312
Blackwatch was CIA, covert ops. Shady shit they did behind the scenes.
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>>168550424
Yup, three losses in a row. And it put me on a losing streak so hey, 60+ SR lost per game now.
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>Widowmaker is a chemical cocktail of drugs, brainwashing and body programming just waiting to go off
>Reaper is in a constant state of agony that death itself may not be enough to break
>Jack had to watch his entire life's work go down in literal flames thanks to some shadow company shit
>Tracer was a ghost for who knows how long, disconnected from everything but still aware of what was happening
>D.Va is shell-shocked as fuck, uses her stream persona as a mask
>Winston's an outcast to even his own people; if he could find a way back to the moon he would probably be torn to shreds on sight
>McCree felt forced to walk away from the only people that ever gave a shit about him, and because of it he became a sacrificial lamb

Man, Overwatch can be a pretty dark setting at times
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>>168551349
>Reaper's descent into darkness began when the UN rejected his logo in favor of Jack's
>"THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN"
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>>168551510
>this is all news to me
I should read the lore sometime..
wtf happened to Dva?
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>>168551634
Nothing, that's pure headcanon
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>>168551634
Okay the D.Va part is something I made up but the rest of it is pretty true. Winston felt he had to escape the moon base because he was too close to the humans, and McCree got most of the shady shit Blackwatch pinned on him because his past was recently leaked.
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>>168551510
Widowmaker was also forced to kill her husband. I wonder who has suffered the most out of them all? Probably reaper. But he may partly be to blame for his suffering.

>>168551634
Nothing to indicate d.va has PTSD. She feels sad at her home being devastated but is still generally happy.
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>tfw you want to stream but your upload bandwidth is wildly all over the place today
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>>168551510
>>D.Va is shell-shocked as fuck, uses her stream persona as a mask
source
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>Defense
>Standing on cart going backwards as Rein
>Team sits back on the last checkpoint
>I ask them to come up, why play back there when we could play up and give ourselves more room
>They don't
>As I am falling back they don't come up
>I die
>We lose
>"Wow our Rein sucks"
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The thing that is stupid about headcanon fags trying to pass off large posts as canon is OW has so little lore.
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>>168551045
>new short
>lucio concert in numbani
>Guantlet being transfered
>talon attacks
>Lucio jumps into action
>1v3 insnt working in his favor
>just when all seems lost
>Boom!
>lucio puts on a gauntlet
>NEW HERO
>Lucio 2: Doomfist Boogaloo
>the end
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>>168551510
>D.Va is a sociopath that treats real life like a game that live streams herself murdering people in her heavily armored meka
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>>168551510
>Roadhog destroyed his home and countless lives in the process of trying to save them and likely threw his humanity away to keep from being crushed by his own guilt and grief
>Torbjorn has to live with the knowledge that the weapons he designed are being turned against people and he now has to act illegally to stop them
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Reaper should have been a tank. A squiddgy blob tank with some stealhy mobility abilities.
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>>168551881
Seems like it might be okay now. I'm sick as hell today and just want to host a comfy stream of me playing poorly. Come laugh at me or whatever, or don't. twitch/sergeantzeta
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Augmented or Cyberspace?
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753318521#post-14

I wish this is one case where they don't listen to fan feedback. The arg was annoying but it was still content. It still advanced the story and told us more about the world of Overwatch.

Rather have it then nothing.
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>>168552058
this might actually be true

>Soldier:76: War isn't a game, kind.
>D.va: Isn't life just a game, Soldier 76?

these are actual lines
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>>168552108
>Junkrat has a massive bounty on his head because of what he found, and knows his days are numbered because of it, so he's just trying to go out guns blazing
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>>168551858
>>168551634
>D.Va shuts off her stream for the night
>the smile she was giving to her fans ceases to reach her eyes, which have become glazed and unfocused
>she remains frozen in place not looking at anything in particular until she falls asleep, kept prisoner by the memories in her dreams
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>>168552218
Cyberspace of course
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The day isn't a day unless you've bullied Mei.
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>>168552248
>well people didn't like waiting months for snippets that told them fuck all about sombra
>better never give out info again

Jeff's an idiot and I'm amazed they couldn't see what people didn't like about the whole thing.
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>>168552248
Why don't they just post previews like a real company.
I've seen other companies that took a no preview stance and it was sombad for business they had to stop it.
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>>168552339
>he didn't even get to have a proper life in the first place
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>>168550121
you mean the occasional slight stuttering? or is it just my shitty phone
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>>168552218
Augmented

>that blonde hair on brown skin
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Oh hey

this is still up

http://volskayaindustries.com/

Lumerico's website leads to blizzard but not this.
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>>168552531
This. They should approach this shit like a MOBA, Valve and Riot at least do this right I guess.
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>>168552709
Why does no one comment on how bastions rip still flashes morse.
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>>168552567
>Lucio is talking to everyone about how hard it was growing up in the Faveelas, not only in the face of such massive poverty but also having to live under Vishkar's shadow
>Junkrat just walks up to him and laughs
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>>168552802
el juego no está terminao jajajajajaja

la que tiene la información tiene el poder
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>>168552218
I prefer Cyberspace.
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Nth for Mercy rework needed.

The dedicated healer should be the best at keeping her team alive, instead of this pathetic walking ult who incentivises suicidal attacks.
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>>168552914
>Lucio pretending that the Favelas are worth saving
why
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I require Overwatch related reaction pictures post-haste!
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>>168553123
Here's lots of widow faces.
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>>168553123
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>>168553123
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>>168551510
>Mei woke up 8 years later then she was supposed to, with everyone she ever knew and cared for being long dead
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>>168548743

>not getting at least 15 recon kills every game
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>>168553123
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>>168553209
what is the most "Reaper" username?
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>>168553123
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>>168553123
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>>168553123
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>>168553085
He seems to have that "home is where the heart is" mentality.
Also a bit of the "never give up" brazilian stereotype, although it's true in his case
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>>168553123
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>>168550932
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>>168552207
Are you even allowed to shill streams here?
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Console scrub. How i get good at widow? Are there any sensitivity tips?
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>>168553123
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>>168553871
widow has no sensitivity
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>>168553709
stop posting gay crack ships starring McCree
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>>168553123
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>>168554015
leave my brokeback mountain alone!
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>>168553897
Cropped
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>>168552469
I bullied her. With my dick. Bullied those big fat tats.
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is something happening with widowmaker?
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>>168553123
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>>168554259

she's the first character to die in the lore
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>play any comp match
>get an early team kill immediately
>someone on the enemy team always leaves
>player has left the match
>we just got the point
This feature should be disabled once any point is taken.
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does Genji ever feel objectified in knowing that Mercy sculpted his body to be her ideal sex toy?
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>>168552670
>blonde asians, latinas and black girls

Fulfills my bimbo fetish.
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>>168554259
>something happening with widowmaker

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>168554259
Obviously another short
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>>168554314
>not [DELET THIS in binary]
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Aah~ I wanna pump n dump hanachan
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Guys, can I share a video someone I know made or is that forbidden?
I don't want to piss off anyone.
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>>168554015
I don't understand why mccree is always shipped with men.

It's canon he had drunken bar sex with sombra.
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>>168554534
no pedos allowed!
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>>168554615
Just do it
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>Numbani defense
>5 heroes picked, just need a healer
>last guy picks Torb
>Ask him to switch and he refuses
>Defense is shaky but we end up just stopping them before the last point
>Attack
>He Still plays torb
>Inspect his profile
>Combined ~800 hours of torb over the 3 season
>at the end of his game he plugs his youtube channel
>+500 videos of him playing matches as Torb with about 10 views each
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>>168554259
>Happenings
Oh boy I can't wait.
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>>168554259
>another short with Widowmaker
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>>168554650
Why not? There's already a ton of fags here, it's the next step.
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>>168554259
that scar actually makes her kinda cute
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>>168554761
>>168554758
>Widowmaker redemption arc: NOW
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>>168554618
>why is the man who unironically runs around in cowboy cosplay and says "I'm your huckleberry" always shipped with men
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>>168554650
>19
>pedo
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Oookay, someone I know made this and I wanted to know what you guys think, since I am a terrible noob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5qMbgGu5M
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>>168554958
dude just really likes Clint Eastwood movies okay back off
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anybody playing on PS4?
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Seriously, why did Ana get the "Witness Me" voice line when Junkrat and Roadhog are literally extras from a Mad Max film?
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>>168554821
fag is cute pedo is not
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>>168554845
>>168554414
>>168554758
>>168554761

maybe it's valentine's voicelines? That will hint to her betraying Talon.
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>>168554845
It's WAY too early for a redemption arc
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>>168554974
>wanting a girl that has the body of a 16 year old
>pedo
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>>168555048
Because a big part of her design came from those old ladies in Fury Road. Still more surprising they haven't given something like that to Roadhog or Junkrat.
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>>168555193
but she's 19
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>>168554706
>playing numbani attack
>guy playing symmetra puts teleporter near first spawn after a wipe when we're trying to push the the payload the last few feet onto the point
>check his career profile
>30 hours as genji at the top of the list
>10 hours as reaper
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>>168555048
Because the line comes from Fury Road, which has old lady snipers in it. It's bullshit that neither of them has any references outside of their general characters, though.
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what are some good femdom pairings?
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>>168555279
>Because a big part of her design came from those old ladies in Fury Road.

those old ladies don't even say the line, and i keep hearing that but no one is providing any source at all.
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>>168555351
Easy one.
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>>168555118
Maybe not a redemption arc, but possibly a split from Talon.
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>>168555390
Here's the slide from SDCC when they were going over Ana. It's also where tumblr got the idea she wears an actual hijab instead of it just being a source of inspiration.
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How many rounds could you go against her?
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>>168555485
are there any good femdom straight pairings or is femdom yuri-exclusive?
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>>168555554
If you intentionally lose, she'd be disgusted. Pharah would be more impressed if you went down swinging.
>>
DISREGARD "We need a Rein"
ACQUIRE WINSTON
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>>168555053
Being hiv poz is cute af breh
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>>168555538
Ana wearing a hijab makes sense tho.
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if Mercy had a debuff purge would she be fixed?
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When Zen short
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>>168555008
McCree is a slut who will do anything for a good deep dicking.
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>>168555675
>People actually play ticklemonkey

why?

>>168555636
i don't have any non yuri ones, I'm afraid

>>168555538
Well, now I know. I'd love to see more of the inspiration and concepts of heroes. Artbook when?
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LUCIO SHORT WHEN
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>>168555718
i mean yeah kinda
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>>168554761

I mean Talon only has 3 fucking members, Reaper, Widow and perhaps Sombra are all naturally going to have more screen time than anyone else.
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>>168555826
LUCIO MUSIC VIDEO WHEN
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>>168555675
Winston is a good hero for Mei practice.
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>>168555735
No, it doesn't. She isn't even religious at all.

Islam doesn't even exist in the Overwatch timeline anymore.
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>>168555636
Anything involving Symmetra is a good start.
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>>168553235
She didnt wake up later than she was supposed to, the weather phenomenon the team was studing lasted far longer than they thought it would and her pod was opened by the rescue team after every other pod had failed.

Chances are high there was an rudimentry AI in the base that prioritised keeping at least one member of the team alive rather than having every pod fail and mei just lucked out or it specifically kept her alive because reasons.
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>>168554845
>Tracer, Genji and McCree all team up to take Widowmaker down
>they bring her in alive, take her back to Winston
>he does sciency shit to unbreak her
>both full of regret and vengeance, she offers to join Overwatch to take down Talon for what they did to her, and countless others
>because her heart rate is back to normal and her nerves can take over, she is a horrible shot and useless sniper, so eventually Overwatch just lets her go
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>>168555718
>all fags are hiv +
10/10 friend
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>>168555912
maybe the future isn't so dark after all
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>>168555636
>>168555636
question: is Gency femdom?
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>>168554618
what if BAMF really stand for bisexual-ass motherfucker
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>>168555554
All night and day.
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>>168551510
>>168551634
>korea under attack by horrifying omnic kaiju
>cities leveled, countless innocents massacred
>korean government founds MEKA out of desperation
>drafts pro gamers that didn't ask for any of this
>literal children being sent to the front lines to giant killing machines
>"The destruction caused by the omnics here, it reminds me of home."

I can see it.
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>>168555912
Does any religion?
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>NRG have dropped CLOCKWORK and milo and have picked up iddqd

is this the start of the team not being shit?
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>>168556149
It's gentle and loving femdom, because Mercy loves to nurture men but beats women.
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>>168556175
it might but he exclusively fans the hammer into hanzos hot shimada hole
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>>168556147
Neither does Christianity or Judaism.

The only religions people worship are polytheist pagan religious like the Norse and Egyptian gods. Hence the Eye of Horus tattoo Ana and Pharah share.

>>168556249
See above.
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>>168556315
Makes sense. Kek be praised.
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>>168552942
fuck off spic
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>>168556315
>No Christianity
The lightest timeline
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>>168555554
As many as she could handle
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I need to stop going to the Blizzard forums.
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>>168556292
but where does that leave D.Va when Genji and Mercy decide to double-team her for the evening?
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>>168556538
and here probably.....
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>>168556315
stop, I can only get so enlightened
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>>168555636
I bet gerard was tied up every night.

In fact i bet widowmaker didn't mean to kill him but accidentally suffocated him.
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>>168556236
>Hana's best friend and also boyfriendwas drafted along side her
>On their first mission together, D.Va's MEKA malfunctions right as they giant omnic spots her
>friend rushes in front of her, hits self destruct
>the blast staggers the the omnic and gets it off D.Va but he doesn't survive the blast
>Everytime D.Va ults, she thinks of him...
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>>168556503
The big three desert religions are the biggest problems in the world.
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>>168556546
Genji plays the good cop and treats D.va well, while Mercy hurts and abuses her.
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>>168556315
>polytheist religions are the only ones to survive because imagery of a thing is proof that it currently exists
>Iris worship is a 1:1 clone of Buddhism
>Reinhardt is a Crusader and has a cross incorporated into his shield
>Mercy is literally dressed like an angel
If you say so, anon.
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>>168556315
Makes for an interesting world
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>>168556626
>but accidentally suffocated him.

>Amelie is rescued and the two of them having passionate "you're not dead!" sex
>She accidentally kills Gerard and panics
>Invents the Widowmaker persona and is now in too deep

wew i'd dig that
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>>168556645
I didn't say they weren't
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>>168556315
I want a viking hero now.
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>>168556670
but does it hurt good?
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>>168556679
I'm just saying the big three are gone. And Mercy is a Valkryie.

We still use dead religions imagery today all the time.
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>>168556576
That's just it. The people, the opinions, the quality of discussion, the fucking up/downvotes, it's worse than even this place.
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>>168556772
I know, I was just elaborating. I can't resist tipping my fedora sometimes.
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>>168556827
Of course it does, D.va like most women enjoys being hurt during sex. It's relaxing for her, after a day in battle, to be so submissive.
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>>168556315
False. I'm amazed that many people don't get OWs universe.
OW is a parallel universe where premodern cultures are the major cultures for each region.
Mexico is neo-aztec
Germany is neo-teutonic (durr Christianity for all you atheist fags)
Egypt is neo-egyptian
America is neo-wildwest
Australia is neo-bushrangers (not sure if this is intentional but it works)
Japan is neo-ninjas/samurai
England is neo-ye olde Britian (Victorian etc)
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>>168556315
actually NWO propaganda
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>>168556841
But the argument was that polytheism is prominent in Overwatch and the proof is that Ana and Pharah have Eye of Horus tattoos. By that logic, Christianity at the very least is still alive and well because Christian imagery exists. Also, valkyries are typically characterized as being warriors, not wispy maidens with a halo and flowing robes.
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>>168556991
if England was neo-Victorian, Tracer's outfit would never be allowed and she would have been imprisoned for her relationship with Emily
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>"It's X"
>"You're retarded it's Y"
>"you're all idiots it's X"
>0 proof of any claims
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>>168557158
this is my favorite reaction image
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>Be Ana
>Spamming my ult is ready to a roadie with ult
>he's playing like a fucking coward and won't walk forward despite our dva and winston making PLENTY of room, he won't even get on the fucking cart
>spam it like 4 fucking times
>eventually have to turn around to get a genji off of me
>deal with genji, turn around and see him walking forward, alone, and ulting
>dies immediately
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>>168557149
>Conflates aesthetic style with cultural mores
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>>168556315
Can someone with a Twitter ask Chu? I feel like none of us know,
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>>168557140
Maybe the big three are still around but less popular? It'd be impossible to wipe them out but I could see atheism becoming more popular and the rest become more spiritual.
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>>168557149
>neo Victorian
>neo
>N E O

Pharah and Ana aren't offering up goddamn blood sacrifices
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>>168557149
Its a bit flexible but key word is "neo" its why the entire london map has a steam punky oliver twist thing going. With workers right stuck everywhere. Its the industrial revolution.
Also Tracer is heavily influenced by female British airforce officers and imagery.
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>>168557406
not that we know of :^)
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>>168557345
That I'd actually buy.
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>>168557328
Chu would never say a religion no longer exists. Might offend someone.

personally I find it unlikely any religions will go extinct in 60 years. Not without many deaths at least.
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>>168557328
From a writing perspective it's the safest thing to do in this day and age. You piss off no one.

The only people asking for religious representation are tumblrites begging for Muslims with hijabs and shit.

I find hijabs sexy (I dated a Muslim for years) that is stupid as fuck.
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>>168557416
From the world wars*
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Bonjour
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>>168556315
Polytheism is way more interesting than monotheism, particularly than abrahamic religions anyway.
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>>168555538
It was confirmed that she actually does wear a hijab, not that she was just inspired by ladies wearing them.
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>>168557158
Here, have a less shit version of that picture

On topic: Ana's grenade doesn't do enough. Should probably slow the enemy and boost friends too. :^)
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>>168557416
I mean hell, Tracer Rounds are what dog fighters used to track their shots back in the WW2 days
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>>168553123
Many thanks reaction posters!
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>>168557607
>Mercy and McCree are both 17
>For some reason no one ever ships this

why?
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>>168557607
>It was confirmed she actually does wear a hijab

that's actually fucking stupid when her young skin shows her with long flowing hair, where a hijab would actually make a shitload more sense to keep it tightened up like any combatants would be.
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>>168549146
>>168549014
honestly nano aimbot is worse considering you need roadhog to hopefully hook him and/or hope someone on your team is good with dva after the patch
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>>168556991
But mexico is only aztec like in the energy pyramids.

It's very modern otherwise.

You have a point with germany.

Egypt as well.

Only route 66/mccree are shown as wild west like. hollywood, Soldier 76 and reaper are not very wild west like.

Australia is mad max

you are right with Japan.

Kings row is But kings row is mentioned ot be just an old neighborhood in london.
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>>168557607
Why would she wear one when nothing from earlier in her life shows her with one and even stuff like her Winter Wonderland spray doesn't have one?
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>>168557287
use your mic or initiate it yourself. you know what was going through his mind?
>I have my ult up, hit me
>yeah I hear you hit me already
>yes! gimme the Q!
>well I guess she won't nano me, may as well go without
>Q
>dies
>fucking Ana didn't nano me no backup shit team

sometimes Ana needs to initiate. just like Lucio might need to sound barrier to get folks to run in. or zen needs to discord so folks will focus fire. supports usually shot call.
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>>168557586
No other character simultaneously arouses and amuses.
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>>168557606
It's a lot of fun to write about. I love mythological figures and all.
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is mei the japanese?
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>>168557586
Hi there!
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why is Hana always the submissive fucktoy in Overwatch smut?
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>>168557808
Yo!
I NEED HEALING
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>>168557702
McCree looks way older I guess, and they don't have many interactions in game (I'm not even sure they have one at all)
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>>168557748
>NEO
N
E
O
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>>168557890
She's 19 and probably has no sexual experience, compared to a cast that is much older and has probably been fucking each other since the first days of Overwatch.
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>>168557932
They got one recently and it's just about McCree smoking
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>>168554980
>level 400
>still diamond

mercy main spotted
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So I played Roadhog for the first time in 400 hours of playing.

>Both Zaryas Ult
>Hear enemy McCree ult
>I am hidden in the room
>peek out hook and kill mccree
>left click the Mercy
>right click Zarya and kill random Hanzo behind her
>Finish off Zarya with a right click to the face
>Hook the Winston trying to kill my support
>Move up to higher ground and Hook Widow and kill her.

How is her fair / balanced again? What's the counterplay? It feels really dirty / unfair playing this guy but i'm kinda enjoying being the one hooking for once.
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>>168557771
I'm not initiating nanoboost when he's sitting around a goddamn corner trying to take potshots.

For reference this was after the 2nd point on numbani, the cart was at their end of the tunnel and he was at our end doing nothing

Also as a rule of thumb people should pop their ult first before Ana does, otherwise you waste time with the cast animation

it was qp and i didnt feel like going to the effort of talking over comms, and it feels kinda awkward suddenly speaking when no one has been the whole match
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>>168557984
>d.va
>based around korean pop stars
>literally a diva
>no sex experience

Pff, whatever you say.
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>>168557932
>>168557990

>Mercy: Smoking kills, you know.
>McCree: I'm confident you will still find a way to patch me up.
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>>168557749
Because Blizzard's afraid to tell these people no.
It's the same thing that happened with Symmetra. She made a reference to "the spectrum", which was an obvious reference to the fact that she literally makes things out of light. The visible spectrum. Tumblr decided that she meant the autism spectrum and didn't ask fr confirmation, but just flat out told Blizzard "You made an autistic character. I like this." Blizzard just kind of awkwardly went "Haha, yeah, guess we did..." because they feared the backlash that would come from telling them they were wrong.
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>>168557748
You are clearly ignorant about Australia. Australia had its own wild west culture in the past with outlaws called bushrangers. See Ned Kelly. Much of what mad max owes its theme too anyway
Also
>overlapping themes
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>>168557778
It's great
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>>168558081

The counter to Roadhog is playing Roadhog.

I think even Roadhog players realize how fucking overpowered he is.
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>>168557984
I'm still disappointed there there are literally zero (0) lewd fics about MFF threesomes in which D.Va is educated in lewdness by one of the other older pairings
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>>168556991
>>168557748
>Australia
Considering Junkrat comments that the Shambali temple on Nepal makes him want to be an atheist, there might still be some religion practicing there. Probably not an overly huge presence, though.
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>>168558173
Ffs that could have gone bad if a tumblr shit had said the fag spectrum
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>>168558221
The counter to half the cast is themselves.
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>>168558269
Now this I dig. Which pairing would be best for it?
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>>168558173
>Symmetra literally stops mid conversation to fix a crooked painting that was bothering her
>everytime someone was talking to her she had a blank stare in that comic


Uhhhh.....
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>>168558197
I never had a waifu before. I laughed at people who did

How could you love a fictional character?

Then I discovered Widowmaker. I didn't even like the french before her.
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>>168558442
Fingers crossed blizzard doesn't lore rape her.
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>>168558393
>No normal person has ever stopped to fix/handle something that was bothering them
The other one is just shit art.
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Where should the next map take place?
Should they add more things like the jump pads in Oasis?
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>>168558589
Moonbase or Junker map
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>>168558589
Horizontal jump pads like the Grav Lifts in Halo 3 would be rad. Straya map when?
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>>168558353
Mercy/76/D.Va
Mercy/Genji/D.Va
Sombra/Reaper/D.Va -- even if it's noncon they still force her to cum repeatedly
Genji/Hanzo/D.Va but no gay shit god damn it
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>>168558589
They should try something different like a Ironclad foundry and factory built deep undeground. Like a Dwarven stronghold.
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>>168558565
>stopping literally mid conversation
>in what's supposed to be a serious business meeting
>just to fix something as silly as a slightly crooked painting

Holy fuck with how much 4chan throws around the word Autism you would think people might notice the signs.
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>>168558589
>advertise that they added jump pads on the new map
>get hyped
>there is literally 1 (ONE) jump pad, and it's only on 1 of 3 different control maps
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hey im looking for skylar
you here?
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>>168558393
>>168558565
At the least she shows signs of OCD, at the most she may be mildly autistic which would also account for OCD.

She has an obsession with order like a lot of famous autistic people. It doesn't mean she sits her pants and rides the short bus. The man who invented the computer was autistic.
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>>168558269
I thought of one where 17 year old Mercy walks in on Torbjorn and his wife at the halloween party and gets pulled into a threeway.
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I want blizz to try making a large open area map. A bit like a battlefield.
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>>168558173
More like someone told the writer thanks for writing about a character with autism and the writer said it was his pleasure.
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>>168558838
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>>168558884
>Implying that won't just breed a hitscan meta
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>>168558975
>skyler
not skylar, fuck off
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>>168558884
With how slow everyone is it'd take forever for anyone but 76 to get anywhere.
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>>168558843
Another thing im not sure why people dont get this but Symmetra is a fascist.
Metzen or someone stated there would be something aboit her that makes her a different sort if bad and uncomfortable for people.
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>>168558796
>be me
>main Pharah
>Oasis Jump pad hype
>mfw
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>>168558113
sometimes they need the confidence nano gives em.
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>>168559069
God, now I want a picture of her dressed up in fascist military wear.
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>>168559067
Not really huge but just about as big as the largest maps currently.
I think itd be perfect for a junker map as the landscape is described as a wasteland with bits of the Omnicron poking out.
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>>168558862
Torbjorn is loyal to his wife, he would never do such a thing unless it was her idea to start with
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anyone have a link to the pic of the character roster from that new Chinese rip off?
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>>168559249
>Omnium
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>>168559249
There needs to be a junker skin for everyone. D.Va already has one. Imagine a junker Bastion or Zenyatta.
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>>168559069
Makes sense. She wants to "fix" the world and cure it of it's "impurities".
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>>168558173
Explain to me how this is a reference to fucking light, do people ever say "so where do you fall on the light spectrum :) ?"
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Blackwatch McCree and Deadlock McCree fucking when?
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>>168559465
so you're saying that she wants to make Rio de Janeiro great again?
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>>168559463
>Junker Bastion
>Junker Zen
>Junker Tracer
>Roadhog and Junkrat both get posh formal suits

PLEASE
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>>168559463
Bastion and Zenyatta would probably be torn to shreds and used as spare parts by the first Junkers to find them.
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>>168559610
I want a comic of how Reyes got McCree to join Blackwatch.
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>>168559465
Also check out her lines with lucio. She literally rebukes his beliefs says freedom is an illusion that does more harm than good.
Her dualogue is full of superiority complex stuff and wanting to fix shitty societies while looking down at the people as peasants.
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>>168559551

>spectrum only means autism and light
>nothing else

Could could mean literally anything, it's garbage overwatch fanfiction "lore" for christ sake.
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>>168559463
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>>168559752
>Could mean literally anything

tell me what else it could be that makes people say you're different and random people ask where you fall on the spectrum because you literally act autistic.


Please backpedal more, this amuses me.
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Well? Which one is you? I got Winston, which makes sense because he's my main. https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>>168558589
>add jumpad
>its on 1/3 of a koth map out of the way of the action
they are so fucking scared to do anything risky. granted a jumpad is a stupid idea
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>>168559650
Roadhog and Junkrat in suits would easily be the best skins in the game
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>>168558560
>We have “Widowmaker”, who you saw in the intro. Widowmaker was taken and transformed. She was a very nice girl at one point and was transformed into one of the world’s most deadliest assassins, her blood literally runs cold. But we hope that one day with some therapy and guidance she can be nicer to people.

We'll see
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>>168559975
Why are women and fags so obsessed with personality tests. Its so autistic.
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>>168559975
>INTP
>Junkrat main, shit at Winston
O-okay.
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>>168560008
>Junkrat in a waistcoat that carries his bombs
>Roadhog in a full on Kingpin style business suit

i dig it
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>>168559867
>character based on order and perfection
>lol dirty version
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>>168559975
Ana sounds like ISFJ.

Also, this test is fucking retarded and literally astrology tier.
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>>168560021
So who will give her therapy?
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>Wake up in the middle of the night
>4 more hours until shops are allowed to sell beer
>Can't even play OW because 10 minute queues
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3 vs. 3 elimination is pretty fun.

They should add 6 vs. 6 elimination. Has anyone at Blizzard ever commented on this?
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>>168560268
>3 vs. 3 elimination is pretty fun
No it isn't. People just play the same 3 heroes over and over.
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>>168560268
I think they have.
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>>168557704
>>168557749
Muslim bible instructs women to 'dress modestly' and some mistook this for 'must cover all of face' or 'cover the entire body'. Some muslim women will wear them just in public but dress freely in their own homes, and some will wear them in the presence of the opposite sex and even to sleep.

tl;dr hijabs are like bras and it's just all about modesty in society, not that serious, but mandatory by religion/law depending depending on which place of sandland.
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>>168560021
What was Widowmaker's job before joining Talon? I doubt she was a housewife when she didn't even have children yet
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>>168560262
Isn't it obvious?
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>>168560334

Like who?
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>soldier highlight intro
>glitches out
>mfw I get potg as mexican hacker grill
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>>168560214
You probably have autism
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>>168560383
The real reason is ME men are rapists and the women cover up to stop rape.
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>>168560507
>it is now autistic to prefer lore/style abiding skins
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>>168560413
Ballet obviously.

But I bet overwatch pays gerard well enough for her to sit around all day.

>>168560421
I bet Tracer will object to widowmaker being captured and think she is faking it when they undo the brainwashing.
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>>168560575
>he said, in the game where Reaper has a pumpkin head skin and Winston turns into a Yeti
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>>168560413
Can't really say since we have no idea of her life before being kidnapped. Maybe she really was a ballerina or something
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Anahardt will prosper.
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>>168560431
Roadhog/Ana/Soldier or maybe Mei. That's it.
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>>168546942
Do you lads know any quality Overwatch YT channels? The vast majority are either boring or extremely cringe worthy.
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>>168560649
I don't like those skins either
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>>168560575
It's fan art anon. There's absolutely no way it'd ever be a skin. The artist made it with the intention that it's the complete opposite of the character.
The fact you couldn't realize that shows you have some sort of mental deficiency
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>>168560637
>unbrainwash widow
>not unbrainwash tracer
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>>168560637
Nah, I prefer the idea of Widowmaker being annoyed at Tracer's earnestness, but lowkey enjoying it and being sad when she goes away.

Sometimes Widowmaker purposely gets Tracer too drunk and then when she takes her to her bunk she holds her hand.
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>>168560001
The jump pad in Oasis is stupid anyway. Jump pads in other games are ways to get back into the action quickly or can create interesting flanking routes. In Oasis, the jump pad is the only way to access the high ground besides flying up there and doesn't give any real advantage if you aren't Soldier or Roadhog. Also the fact that there's a huge structure in the middle of the field that blocks half your ability to shoot the other team. So overall a useless addition that doesn't do anything to make the map feel unique.
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>>168560637
>But I bet overwatch pays gerard well enough for her to sit around all day.
So Widowfags waifu is a shitty NEET just like themselves
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>>168559975

Zenyatta being an INFP doesn't sound right.
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Best Ship incoming
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>>168560691
Anahardt is the ship I see with the least hate. I like that.
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>>168560721
>There's absolutely no way it'd ever be a skin.
>the discussion was about what heroes should have a junker skin
I was pointing out that it's a stupid idea. Pretty sure I'm not the autistic one here, but I'm sorry I so insulted the picture of your curry goddess.
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>>168560858
is that Ana dressed in McCree's stuff?
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>>168560858
who the fuck are literally any of those characters
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>>168559610
Young McCree was made for cumming inside.
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>>168560708
Force isn't bad
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>>168560691
story about ana and reinhardt retiring and living happily ever after when?
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>>168560968
FemCree and Male Pharah
>>
Finally won a match after a hard losing streak. It can't be me can it? Oh yeah, I'm ill.
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I hope for more serious scifi legendary skins for Pharah, Symm, Dva, Widow, Mcree and Soldier. Hell everyone really.
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>>168560901

Reinhardt is the most likeable hero, so you'll typically find less hate around things involving him, even if people disagree with the ship.
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>>168561038
Ana wasn't cut for retirement anyway. Reinhardt was already forced to retire once.
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>4-stack numbani
>guy takes soldier from us because he attributes all "lack of damage" to him
>take winston and we draw it up and are on offense with a 5 minute advantage
>the enemy pharah suddenly activates her almonds
>the soldier then cycles through every hitscan and fails to kill pharah once
>"wow i have never seen a pharah get THIS pocketed before"
>"i mean they must've been telling her who was on what flank and everything"
>"we needed more damage"
excuses excuses
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>>168561042
>Male Pharah
Thought it was Reaper
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>>168561038

>Reinhardt
>Ana
>Retiring

Rein only put down the hammer because he had to, and as soon as he got the chance he went out and started fighting again, and I guess Ana "died" before she was forced to retire.
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>>168561123
>make a german likable
>make a french woman sexy
>make a british woman cute
HOW DID THEY DO IT?!?!?!
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>>168559975
Im winston
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So are you going to continue to ignore this until Chu shoves it directly into the canon? Pretty sad.
>>
How many golden weapons do you own?

2 here, going to get my 3rd with the end of season rewards.
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>>168560691
Reinhardt's only love is justice.
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>>168561332

>not waiting for it to be confirmed in the canon

Honestly you're just asking to be disappointed.
>>
>caring about the "lore" of a game

Do you guys also read the comics?
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>>168561332
I honestly never thought it would happen, but with all the shit he posts, it makes me wonder.

Since everyone had an autistic falling out over Tracer how much damage would R76 cause?
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>>168560910
But you felt the need to point out a stupid idea when the conception of the idea was intentionally stupid
thus, autism
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>>168561557
Only if they involve the girls I like. I feel bad for anyone that actually cares about the story.
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>>168561589
It would kill the game.
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>>168559975
>ISFP
>Genji main
what does this mean?
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>>168561589

I don't think either of those two have a shipping fanbase as large and as autistic as Pharmercy.

You might get a little bit of an outcry by retarded /pol/acks but that's it.
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>>168560421
>Winston comes to the conclusion that experiencing a real love for someone might actually trigger her emotions again, and the best way is to spend the night with someone
>the best candidate for it is... Tracer
>in a shocking twist Emily is actually totally okay with it but Tracer really, really doesn't wanna go through with it and tries to talk everyone out of it
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>>168559975
This is as accurate as palm reading.
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>>168561719
You're an anime
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>>168559975
i'm symmetra?
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>>168555029
Y-yeah...
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>YUSS

what did he mean by this?
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>>168555029
me!
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>>168561671
>>168561754
Did the player base drop after the Tracer thing?
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>>168561805
>the best candidate is the women who tried to kill her
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>>168561623
You drew it, didn't you? There's no other reason for you get so upset over it.
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>>168562316
>This is stupid
>it's supposed to be stupid
>WELL IT'S STILL STUPID WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I BET YOU DREW IT
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https://clyp.it/wis0mf1m
https://clyp.it/4fgusjuq
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>>168562512
>he's still going
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>>168562020
Angela licked his other sword.
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>>168562218
Only in the "Constant outflow of players burnt out of a shallow game" sense
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>>168562226
look I think it's a retarded ship as well but in that context it would be kind of funny.
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>>168562218
Leso and gays is a false equivalence thing. No one cares about cute lesbians. At. All.
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>>168562587
I'll go as long as you do pal. this is a two way street
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>>168562645
So it didn't have any impact?
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Annyeong!
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>>168562758
I mean personally Tracer being a lesbian was about as shocking as Soldier: 76 turning out to be Jack Morrison
>>
Reinhardt players are cuckolds
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>>168562758
Stop see>>168562740
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how are these stats? i know the win/loss isn't that great, and i still need to work on my accuracy a bit more.

and yes, im a console pleb
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>>168562745
I should thank you, my previous record for making someone this upset was 12 words and with you I've gotten it down to 9.
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>>168562758
I saw a couple of upset waifufags here and mixed reactions from Twitter and Tumblr at the onset, but that was about it.
>>
>Al-tikrār yʻalim al-shuṭār.
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>>168562836
t. DPS babby
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>>168547724
>overwatch
>arena shooter
pick one
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>>168562791
>you thought my pussy was fresh huh.
>oh god what is the green stuff
>your favourite colour. Lick it
>no dva pls
>Lick It!
>N-no
>"Thats my girl" - headmaster Widow
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>>168562885
tip that fedora a little harder and you might break something
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>>168563019
pls no bully
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>Tfw playing Genji, Torb, a throwing Sym, 76, Lucio and a fucking Hanzo on defense of Anubis
>Tfw we fucking stomp the properly composed well organised enemy team
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>>168562885
>>168562745
you're both autists.
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>>168563126
shut up autist
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We need more pictures of the new canon.
Cute, serious, or funny. Show me what you got.
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>>168562791
The thought of D.va molesting Japanese boys makes me rock hard
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>Academy anime where the female OW cast bullys the male cast.
>(and sometimes each other [consensually]
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>>168563185
joke's on you. I'm actually autistic.
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>play one of my first few matches as sombra in qp
>5/5 gold medals all game
>lose gold objective elims at the end

who else loves carrying whacky QP games with heroes you shouldn't be carrying with
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>>168563271
that doesn't change the "shut up" part
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>>168562791
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>>168563223
Ok
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>>168563262
>Academy

That reminds me when the game was first revealed they said Pharah attended some kind of academy.
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>playing Ana in Ilios, the point with the pit in the middle
>throw a grenade high up in the air as soon as I get out of spawn
>it lands on a Zarya and kills her
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>>168563257
>You will never cum on that blue forehead
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>>168563271
Who would've guessed?
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>>168563338
You should take your own advice LOL
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>>168563451
I'm not autistic, I outrank you
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>>168563435
I think they all did Overwatch has some sort of hero academy.
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>>168563121
>people find fake hipster punks attractive

No taste.
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>>168563532
>He's never slept with a punk!

they're crazy, it's great
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>>168563223
Here you go.
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>>168563262
>consensual bullying

It's called friendly banter. Women are incapable of this.
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>>168563601
>sticking your dick in crazy
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>>168563445
Raindancer Pharah is very cute
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>>168563692
>Cute

her thighs make her a lot more than cute
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>>168563601
I did. When I was 17.

She had blue, red, yellow and green hair, big blue eyes and wore shredded jeans and black. Totally alternative and edgy but we got along.

I grew up though.
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>>168559975
MBTI is trash and so are you
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>>168555029
Yeah dude
>>
Why is it that every time I get a player with a silver portrait border in my game they're dogshit?
>>
Can a 3500+ Ana or Zen please tell me how to deal with a Tracer if I'm getting little-no help from my team? Best I can do is try to get to a safer position, land a sleep dart or get some orb headshots but my aim isn't fantastic when it comes to dealing with agile heroes like her.
>>
>>168561943
>I'm Symmetra too
I fucking hate her
>>
>Console players STILL can't hit a Lucio for the life of them

it's so much fun
>>
>no actual balance changes on the PTR

Everyone can go home now.
>>
>mfw I only just found out what the stars around peoples level mean
>mfw I thought I was quite high level but theres people 100s of levels higher than me
>>
>>168563785
They've spent most of their time reinforcing bad habits rather than actually improving at the game
>>
Competitive in this game should matchmake based on rank and not SR, averages dont mean shit when you have six golds and the other team has three plats
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>>168563785
The people who are good at games are wasting their time on good games.
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>>168563379
>>168563625

Someone must have pics.
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>>168560438
>pic related

>>168560708
Skyline is good.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDrfc_LU0llSRI7icBFoBnw
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>>168563869
>mfw playing since release.
>mfw there are people with twice the amounts of prestige as me.
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>>168563930
You said canon.
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>>168563785
They are exp farmers. They grind too much.
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>>168563994
So far I'm the only one that is. Well other than Gency poster of course.
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>>168564056
it is canon.
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>>168563930
My mistake. Here's the new canon pairing.
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>>168563650
I think you are too autistic to understand what [consenual] means.
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>>168564056
Ho ho ho, delusional fujoshis. You guys crack me up.
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>>168563736
She does look like she has nice thighs and some great hips
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The only other canon relationship is Winston's and Tracer's undying friendship
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>>168564109
We're both canon now. Let's be friends my man. I'll pass you some Gency too I have saved.
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>>168564056
C A N O N
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Reminder that Boombox is OTP
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>>168564212
Best and greatest (friend)ship.
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>>168564151
It means it's all fun and games and not unwanted at all.
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>>168564274
There's only one person I want shipped with Junkrat and that's Me.
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>>168564187
refer to
>>168561332

Man it sucks to be you.
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How do I know if I'm getting good at a hero if QP is just trash games all over?
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>>168564209
>You will never feel those thicc brown thighs around your head
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>>168564337
Chu posts crack ships all the time anon. Check his twitter history.

Man, you girls are desperate.
>>
>>>/lgbt/
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>>168564212
>>168564278

They are also the best characters.

>winston is fun, happy, has a great voice actor and enjoyable lines
>tracer is fun, happy, has a decent voice actor and is QT as fuck with fun emotes

The only other good character is Zenyatta, everyone else is too sad, serious or annoying.
>>
>get an exp penalty because the game puts me back in the same game five times

Guess I'm going to just AFK for those matches Blizzard, great system you have here.
>>
>>168564389
The funny thing is he even said the stuff he likes isn't to be considered canon unless it's a direct question about story stuff.
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>>168564452
I know. JackxGabe fans are the crazy new Zutarrans. It's sad.
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>>168564446
don't quit games then, quitter.
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>comp
>zen, ana and rein picked
>everyone's greeting in mic
>3 remaining slots
>someone picks hanzo
>awkward silence
>I pick 76
>they ask hanzo to switch to zarya
>he gets pissed off, starts asking why he has to switch just because he's hanzo
>complains that I should switch since we have 3 dps
>i dont switch
>he becomes extremely negative and switches to zarya
>we're on attack
>we push payload nearly to finish line, pretty gud
>he decides to play hanzo on defense this time
>I play dva or whatever
>we get absolutely stomped
>lose

I
fucking hate
hanzo players
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WHY ARE HANZO AND WIDOW DUOS IN ALL OF MY FUCKING QUICKPLAY MATCHES. WHY DID BLIZZARD THINK HIDDEN MMR WAS A GOOD IDEA. FUCK SNIPERS. CANT PLAY ONE FUCKING GAME WITHOUT THEM INFECTING THE SERVER.
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>>168564278
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>>168564434
I don't know.

I mean I main Winston but I like widowmaker.
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>>168564446

>get put back into the same game after you quit it because you are a quitter
>do it again 4 more times

next time learn your fucking lesson and wait to requeue or play an arcade game for some downtime you fucking retard
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>>168564446
dummy, that's how the system works.
play 1~2 rounds in arcade mode then go back to QP. thats how you get fresh people
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I keep hearing people say "NAISUUU" in competitive games and now I just saw it in a stream

What does it mean lads?
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>>168564704
It means "Im a weeb faggot, kill me"
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>>168564704
Nice
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>>168564704
NICE being said by a jap
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I wish Winston didn't jump around like an idiot during his ult so that you could actually aim your hits efficiently.
>>
>>168563785
I don't play seriously in QP.
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>Mfw using that highlight intro where Junkrat hits himself in the dick

it's so stupid so when I do get POTG it just makes people mad
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>>168564389
I check his twitter all the time. And I can say for a fact you are wrong. He hasn't posted any shipping art what so ever for months. The Reaper/76 thing has been the first shipping pic he's posted since he made shippers throw a tantrum on his twitter by provoking them.

>>168564452
That's what we thought with Gency too...
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>>168564704

It means people are impressionable faggots who not only play what their favourite streamer is playing, but they say what they are saying as well
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Can I do it? Is this my time to shine?
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>>168564584
>Doing placements
>Defend Vodka Industries
>"Hey can I play Genji? I'm a Genji main"
>"Sure, that's fine. I am, too"
>They're literal children
What did I do to get my MMR this low?
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>>168564278
it really is
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>>168564847
You can do it, Anon! I believe in you!
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What other games are you guys playing while waiting for Blizzard to add new content
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>>168564389
>Chu posts crack ships all the time anon. Check his twitter history.

Anon, do you? He doesn't. Are you just baiting?

>>168564452
Did we forget about the Gency shit already?
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>>168564704
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
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>>168563810
Is noone here 3500+?
>>
Nothing new.
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>>168564847
YOU CAN DO IT ANON DO IT FOR ALL OF LOW DIAMONDS
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>>168563810
any good Ana would be able to hit a Tracer with sleep dart and 1 shot her with a quick grenade + one shot + melee combo

any good Zen would be able to discord Tracer then OHKO her with a headshot
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>>168564513
This Reaper76 fujo has been on it for nearly half a year now. I really wonder how damaged you have to be to be this obsessed with two fictional characters fucking that you feel the need to stalk a dev's twitter for anything you can find. It's like when they post that collage that has several non-romantic items as if they reinforce their theory.
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>>168564810
Same, but with Shotput.

>>168564858
At least it sounds like they were being polite. I had one kid instalock Hanzo on Ilios because he was "just practicing," died constantly and swore up a storm over voice chat in spite of insisting he wasn't mad, then threw a tantrum when someone else went Tracer because she was his favorite.
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>>168564989
where do you think we are?
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>>168564858
To be fair I came across a literal child playing Genji and they turned out to be actually alright. They got POTG too.

it took awhile, but I learned the hard way that this game is 90% team play and 10% skill.
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>>168564584

>not letting him play hanzo

Hanzo is the strongest hero in the game right now, he arrow does very high damage with zero fall off and has a broken hitbox, his shift is another characters ultimate and scatter shot is a free kill on anyone every 8 seconds or whatever it is.

Hanzos only issue is a reputation one where he is played by weeb shitters, but if played well he will destroy the enemy team.
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>>168564989
Not 3500+ but either you git gud and land sleep darts/headshots at her or you change character.
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>>168563810
Shoot them until they die. Alternatively, say something to your team, you're pretty hard to solo kill quickly as Ana.
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>>168563810
accept death
-4.1k ana main
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>>168565116
but he did play hanzo, on defense

its probably how we lost.

>but if played well he will destroy the enemy team.
I dont think anyone in silver can play hanzo.
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>>168563810

Zen simply has to discord and kill her with headshots, he cannot escape or deal with her in any other way.

You can't combo tracers spamming E under sleep at full health, so you have to either burst her down or hit her once then sleep her.
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This is the most fun game I have played in years.
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I've been on and off since beta but never touched competitive.
Finally did at the end of the season.
I think it's fair to say that went extremely well.

Stats could use some work, but my internet has been a shitshow.
I feel like Diamond is supposed to be harder to get than this, but people were pretty chill about being coordinated by me and other people, so it went great.
>>
>>168565341
I'm so sorry to hear that.
>>
Is there a trick to coming up with bnet tags that don't attract attention?
My bnet tag was never meant to be a OW tag. It was made when I was a young adult with a bit of teenage mentality still (even though its a kinda sophisticated joke). But I get so much shit from teenagers and young adults for it. Seems to trigger "special" players.
>>
>>168565094
>>168565104
They were nice kids, but we got shit on
>>
Can't wait to get to a higher rank, tired of seeing Mercy in literally every game as you do in Gold.

There are people here who believe she is genuinely better than Ana.
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>>168565384
This is literally what smurf accs look like.
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>>168565456
What is it
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>>168564660
ugh the small tits ruin her
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>>168565508
I hear that all the time from my newer/not so mathy friends.
I think the logic is the 'more reliable' healing, even though, not really, and that in lower levels of play a res will be really game changing because neither team is in position.
>>
>>168565508
>she is genuinely better than Ana
but thats just a dumb comparision.

ana is secondary healer + sleep/heal denial
mercy is 100% heal

you should always have 1 main healer and 1 support/dps healer
>>
>>168564347
There are quantitative metrics you can use to measure your performance on a hero independent of your enemies' skill.

For example, aiming. You can always train your tracking and snapping regardless of any other variables.

Another skill is positioning. Now, there are many different variables to proper positioning, so beginners should focus on training proper positioning based on layers of information. For example, proper positioning will vary depending on:

(1) the location of your teammates
(2) the location of your enemies
(3) the cooldowns of your teammates' abilities
(4) the cooldowns of your opponents' abilities
(5) your teammates' ultimate percentage
(6) your enemies' ultimate percentage
(7) your own ability cooldowns
(8) your own ultimate percentage
(9) time left in the round
(10) what you think your teammates will do
(11) what you think your enemies will do

and so much more. 10 and 11 are not redundant -- although they are partially based on the previous points, it should also be based on your own observation of their behavior.

So those are some ways you can improve in "shitter" games, quickplay or otherwise.
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>>168565456

> But I get so much shit from teenagers and young adults for it. Seems to trigger "special" players.

I have never seen anyone get shit for a username unless it's like an autistic main with a tag that is that characters name or some retarded xxshadowreaper69xx bullshit

I can only imagine what dumbshit your tag is
>>
>>168565612
N.o. No. I will not say.
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>>168564660
>that outfit

you just KNOW that at least a few guys at Talon used her for sex.
>>
>>168565456
I made my bnet account like 3 years ago when someone wanted me to play Hearthstone. I just went with my Steam name, which was the name I used for other things before I had even had Steam. No one knows how to pronounce it though (I'm not sure myself), but it doesn't help that there can't be spaces.

Unless your name is racist/stupid memes I don't think anyone would really care.
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>>168565638
Small tits + big ass is great.
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>>168565508

Anyone that compares ana to mercy or lucio because of stat healing is retarded and doesn't understand what ana is for.
>>
>>168565675
>some retarded xxshadowreaper69xx bullshit
even that cant be taken seriously since trolls purposely pick autistic looking names to trigger people.
>>
>>168564704
just add su(tsu) at the end of anything to make it sound japanese

like pants = pantsu, this = desu, shit = shiatsu or kotatsu etc.
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>>168565565
I fucking promise you I'm not a smurf.

This account is beta old and I have no others.
I just had no interest in competitive while my internet was so unreliable, it's gotten a bit better so I gave it a shot.
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>>168565658
Ana can solo heal just fine.

t. GM Ana player
>>
>Zarya has always been able to melt D.Va in literally 2 seconds
>Mei shuts her down completely
>DURR HURR let's nerf her health because the feels like she doesn't have any real counter

I should know what to expect from Blizzard balancing by now but this still fucking pisses me off.
>>
>>168565794
Damn I used to love doing this shit in other games.

You wouldn't believe how big an impact it has.

>Create an entirely new account so it looks like I'm a noob with <100 hours
>Create super fucking autistic name
>in reality I have like 4k hours
>absolutely stomp people
>they mad as fuck

damn those were good days.
>>
>>168565821

> to make it sound japanese

But this particular thing comes from KOREAN players saying "nice".
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>>168565675
You are the sort of person anon is talking about. Gets so bad sometimes autists literally throw matches because they are to busy calling you a 5 year old.
The whole "your harmless tag triggers me because words meme" should die.
>>
>>168565658
Ana is literally the best healer in the game and OP as fuck. Ana/Lucio or Ana/Zen is always the way to go, never Mercy.
>>
>>168564704
it means "Nice"

it comes from how asians say it. if you play in NA on the west coast around 11PM - 6AM, you'll get plenty of koreans who (unironically) say "NAISU" all the time.
>>
>>168565565
>Level 238
>Diamond
>Smurf
What? That looks nothing like a smurf.
>>
>>168565872
>Ana can solo heal just fine.
Sure, maybe in 3500+ rank.

If our team only has ana as the healer then I just write it off as not having a healer at all.
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>>168565638
closet fag spotted
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>>168565765
Thats the thing my acc name was not even meant for an acc name or other games. It was a tag for one game and blizztard decided to make it my acc name.
Strangely one bnet game does not have it.
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>>168565927
koreans are weebs too
>>
>>168566040
That's why Symmetra/Ana comps exist. Ana's healing is so good she can solo heal the team while the Symmetra charges her TP.
>>
>>168565958

>You are the sort of person anon is talking about.

what? how did you come about that conclusion? I never said or even implied that I care about peoples names, but rather the names I have seen others take harassment over.
>>
>Dropped 100SR
>Comp ends in a week
>Need to make it to Masters for those tasty comp points

PANIC
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Post some qt widows.
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>>168566287

golden guns look like shit

why bother
>>
>>168566334
OUI OUI BAGGETE EIFFEL TOWER
>>
The fact that I'll never be gently femdommed by Pharah saddens me greatly.
>>
>>168566378
>Not wanting a golden sound cannon to fuck off Genji's with

what are you, a casual?
>>
>>168566194
>That name is edgy! This trigers my nipples lol fuck you kid! Im gonna shit up the game with trolling chat till the game kicks me for inactivity.
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>>168566438
>Tfw no Pharah gf to train with and then fuck in the shower afterwards
>>
>>168565993
Are you retarded?
>>
>>168564654
>trapping Roadhog
>about to make Winston and Tracer splatter

Jesus, why is Mei so evil?
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>>168566571
You don't seem to know what a smurf is
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>>168566454

what the fuck are you even talking about
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>>168564654
Rein has a sweet ass
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>>168566668
Again I ask are you retarded?
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>>168566529
>Pharah will never pin you against the walls of the shower and forcefully making out with you and groping your junk
Why live
>>
>>168566668
>>168566571
>>168565993
>>168565832

Now Overwatch might've redefined smurf and I'm new to this general, but don't smurf usually keep their SR low on purpose so they can play friends/not have to fight people their level all the time?
>>
I want to wrestle with Jeff
>skin crafting coming soon
>>
>Survival horror pve game where players have to vs an evil super mei with glowing red eyes.
>team is spawned isolated around the map
>map is very dark besides light sources.
>>
Different rewards for competitive points when?
Gold weapons are gaudy as shit.
>>
>>168566834
A smurf is an account separate from one's main account.
This has been the meaning for as long as I can remember.
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>>168566834
Not always. Sometimes smurfs use their second account to re-calibrate, thinking it will get them away from the shitters that are obviously keeping them at low ranks.
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Stop playing Mercy
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>>168566750
If you think you're correct without a shadow of a doubt then please walk me through how that looks like a smurf account

>>168566834
A smurf account is a second account made to get put into high level matchmaking with as little prior play as possible.
I've NEVER heard of anyone making a smurf account to play with low skill friends.
>>
>>168566894
What other rewards for competitive points do you propose?

I'm sure Blizzard wants to add alternative announcers to the game eventually, but I don't think they want to gate them behind competitive. I'm not sure what other competitive-exclusive rewards they'd add.
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Tell me sad things about widowmaker.
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>>168566334
Tried to find some amusing faces during her intros
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>>168567084
She will never love you or anyone back.
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>>168566834
How to smurf in OW
1. Get secondary acc
2. Play qp to boost mmr
3. Go into comp maining one hero
4. Enjoy your diamond+ account.
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>>168567043
>I've NEVER heard of anyone making a smurf account to play with low skill friends
It's really common, especially for anyone who has picked up any popularity streaming.
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Finish off the thread with meme sweater pics.
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>>168567043
See>>168566904
And stop posting.
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>>168567057
Hats
OK, maybe not hats but some sort of accessory/complement for skins would be rad.

Do you think something like that would kill Overwatch like it apparently did TF?
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>>168567084
She's not real
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>>168567229
>>168566894
Why can't we mix and match skins and weapon skins?
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>>168567228
>>168566904
A separate account in a game is not necessarily a smurf. The word wouldn't even make sense if all alts were smurfs.
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>>168567183
Explain meme!
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>>168567293
I really, REALLY want this.
Junkenstein's monster is fucking horrendous, but the weapons are pretty cool.
Same for other characters.
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>>168564584
Dude, lock in faster instead of being a bitch. I have much more of a problem with people who pick symmetra or torb when we already have enough dps and need a tank/healer. Don't tell me you're one of those guys.
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>>168567325
Smurfing is a secondary acc intended to protect your main, stomp noobs or exploit in game features like trading/loot.
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>>168567228
again
>238
>low diamond
>smurf
Fucking what?
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>>168567442
I'm aware, bud, the anon I replied to is making it seem like all alts are smurfs.
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>>168567354
I do too. People are too busy shaking blizzard down for pointless shit instead of important stuff like this.
It would literally make them more money as every skin would have value.
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>>168567229
>Do you think something like that would kill Overwatch like it apparently did TF?
Hmm, doubtful. Hats themselves didn't necessarily overwhelm TF2; overall, it was the ability for players to trade that drew a lot of players "away" from the main gameplay.

I don't think Blizz will be adding trading to Overwatch because it would introduce black markets where people trade cosmetics for real cash.
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>>168567534
>doesnt know about hidden mmr.
>implying leveling in qp is comp
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>>168567128
I basically did that accidentally.
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>>168567580
The real reason they won't do it is because they want direct income from people buying lootboxes for the RNG chance of getting the legendary they want, instead of buying it off another player.
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he's too afraid of his arbitrary ranking number going down so he has an alt
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>>168567671
I can't keep up with your ass backwards mental gymnastics
It doesn't look like a smurf account at all. period.
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>>168567084
She's french
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>>168567758
Well that's the primary reason why they wouldn't want the black market, but yes, that's true.
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>>168567776
>doesn't know what he is talking about continues to bullshit he does
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>>168567084
Forced to kill a husband she still cares for years later and she hasn't gotten a skin in three straight events
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>play for 7 hours
>end up 6 SR lower than when I started

So many of the losses were bullshit too, people intentionally throwing or ignoring the team and shit
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Blizzard allows skin weapon swaps. This fixes a dilema with skins you can only have one favourite at a time. Making people less likely to want to get more skins for that hero. Overall less likely to want to buy lootboxes for skins.
With being able to mix and match at least weapons. It would mean the player can favourite two skins. There is a greater insenitive to get more skins. This equals more lootboxes purchases because the value is increased.
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>>168567084
She'll never get another skin
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>>168566938
wait what? mercy is a bad pick now? I thought she fucking rocked.
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>>168567183
now thats a fine ass
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>>168568057
Try to explain to people that its because of stuff like that the stock reply is git gud.
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>>168567986
the day Wiowmaker gets a legendary event skin is the day Solo queue as we know it comes to a bloody, bitter end
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>>168568262
I know I know, if you can't solo carry like a GM smurf be quiet, as /owg/ says all the time
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>tfw someone takes your main before you can so you intentionally sabotage the game
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>>168567084
She will never, ever know redemption
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>>168568154
>Making people less likely to want to get more skins for that hero.

I'm not sure I agree with the logic you used to reach this conclusion.
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>koth
>try zenyatta, team is all over the place
>switch to Lucio
>end up with gold elims at 3
Christ, I didn't know my mmr was so shit
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>>168568235
she hasn't been top pick since way back when her ult rate got nerfed and she has been second class ever since Ana was released.
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>>168568459
Thats because you are a dumb nigger
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I want to drown in her thighs!
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Now that we know the canon. Who will Jack confirm is the top and who is the bottom.
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>>168568594
I want to drown in his pecs!
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>>168568514
But thats wrong. It took people a while to realise ana was good a buff to her nade.
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>>168568560
No, it's because the logic behind it is fucking retarded.
How exactly does the ability to mix weapons and skins remove the need to actually get the fucking skins in the first place?
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>>168568514
>coordinated attack to wipe the team
>mercy, who is not an immediate threat and has gone to hide while her team dies, presses a single button
>everything you just did didn't matter
t-thanks blizzard
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>>168568514
is it worse to have a mercy than a fucking genji or widowmaker?

I mean fuck dude, at least she cna heal and revive, instead of just... die and be useless.
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Do people actually think mixed weapons and skins would look good?
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>>168568425
>tfw you get two autistic Genji mains on your team and the one who couldn't pick him throws the game and criticizes everything the other guy does
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>>168568594
>no brown thighs to wear as earmuffs
>>
Strongly dislike how tumblr cunts draw widow as a lanky male.
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Why do the DPS in this game suck so fucking much

I feel like playing against 2-3 tanks is like an uphill battle you can't win
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>>168565508
At that level she is. Players just aren't smart enough to take her out at the turning point of a match regularly.
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>>168568905
Because Blizzard copies everything Riot games does, and Riot games have tanks that do the most damage and are unkillable monsters with great utility. So they made the same choice for Overwatch.
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>>168568752
What? Are you illiterate? I'm saying mixing skins means people have more insentive to get more skins because they can use part of a skin with another.
Fuck you for making me explain it twice for your dumb ass.
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>>168568773
If your attack was really coordinated then you would have killed the mercy
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>>168568813
Only the ones with shit taste
Which is most of them
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>>168568845
What do you mean?
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>>168566823
>Pharah will never dominate you

let me die
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>>168568813
Why not? Most of them are pretty samey, it would just be a personal touch. For example, with common skins, using the green weapon with the blue skin or something like that.
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>>168568905
I only feel that way when my team won't group so I'm alone behind the Rein trying to do 3 DPS' worth of damage by myself
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>>168568752
So you are actually retarded. You didn't comorehend the post ar all.
Protip stop posting and hang yourself.
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>>168569095
Your spelling and use of punctuation are shit and they make your message unclear.
You are in no position to call anyone illiterate, faggot.
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>someone uses le maymay arrows in response to your criticism about the team comp
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>>168568603
Look at young Jack and tell me that mothefucker wasn't a bottom
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>>168569174
>Recolor of a weapon paired with a different recolor of a skin will look as garish as bright pink on meme cosmetics.

Also only people who are doing it ironically wear that shit in tf2
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>>168547697
>>168548263
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>>168569259
Jesus fuck off you autistic subhuman. You fail basic reading comprehension by saying the anon said "mixing and matching would stoo the need to get skins"
This was never said you retarded cuck.
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>>168568690
Me too but someone else
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>>168569430
good taste
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>genji on enemy team every single game for the past 3 days

what the fuck do I play where he has ABSOLUTELY no chance of surviving

I'm shit at hooks, winston is a faggot with 5 hp, and symmetra is boring
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>>168568813
Some of them would.
Tell me that the shotguns from the Wight skin wouldn't look pretty rad with the default (or vice versa)
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>>168569259
Kill yourself stupid fuck.
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>>168569430
From the thumbnail I thought it was Zarya
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>>168569232
As much as it sucks to be in that situation it feels great when it pans out.
Ran across a sweetass Rein (no homo) the other night, playing Zen, we carried like six or seven games together.
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>>168569479
Thank you
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>>168569482
Giving Road the hook and gun from another skin for bajie would look cool.
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>>168566287
>climbed from gold to Diamond solo
>Dropped 300sr within the past week
>2 hours of playing last night with 0 wins
I've given up.
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>>168569410
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When season 4 starts can I do the placement games again?
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>people whom instalock bastion to get good as him before the patch in comp
TAKE THAT SHIT TO QP
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>>168567671
Is there really a hidden mmr or is that what shitters use as an excuse to being paired up with other shitters?
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>>168569259
The anon said mixing skins would increase the demand for skins because of combinations. The exact opposite of what you said idiot.
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>>168569686
Yeah, you do them every season
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>>168569415
>You fail basic reading comprehension

Learn how to fucking use periods properly you dumb cunt.
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>>168569686
Yeah, every session starts with placements
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>>168569480
>How do I easily kill X
>But I won't use the heroes who easily kill X

Zarya. If you can kill him before he runs off.
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>>168564847
Whelp, lost 2 games in a row with fucking terrible teams. I give up, thanks Blizzard.
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>>168569685
Accurate
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>>168569686
>>168569728
>>168569753
Do you think they will adjust the parameters for placements again?
I didn't play during Season 2 but supposedly most people got placed higher than they should, right?
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>>168569706
There is. SR is way too broken to use for actual matchmaking.

>>168569759
I was going to suggest this but honestly if he can't kill Genji with Roadhog, he can't kill Genji.
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>>168569480
Zarya melts him if you're good at aiming.
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>>168569734
>can't read. lectures people on grammar on a Nepalese mandala board.
With reading comprehension as bad as yours i'd guess you never finished highschool.
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can someone explain why this game considers me plat even though my current sr is 2403??
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>>168569895

You are gold, you just keep your season high icon.
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>>168569895
Badges are based on season high unless you're master+ and then your badge can fall to diamond.
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>>168569965
thats really fucking stupid but thanks
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>>168569801
what a coincidence

also I'm at 2700 now because of shit teams and just giving up
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>>168569895
I don't think you lose your badge for as long as the comp season lasts.
You could theoretically drop to Bronze level SR but still have a Platinum badge.
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>>168569685
i see your support post and i raise you this for best support hero
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Why dont all you guys complaining just team up together?
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>>168570053
you made it better
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>>168570061
because then it would just be a whole team of people complaining about each other
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>>168569895
The highest rank you reach is what you'll be considered no matter how much you fall. Like if you got to Diamond at 3000sr and then dropped down to 2100, your rank shown is still Diamond.
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Someone help me get to plat before season is over I made it to 2430 but then I got 6 games in a row with 4 different derankers all season high of 3800+
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>>168570135
Hows that any different from a normal comp game?
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>>168570025
>Enemy team is always meme comp with Road/Rein/Zarya/Ana/Lucio/Soldier
>My team has shit like Genji and Junkrat and these guys literally can't play other heroes
How the fuck am I supposed to get to Master like that? Oh that's right, I'm not supposed to, thanks Jeff.
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>Mfw the worst team comp in history just steamrolled attack and held the second point on Gibraltar quite effortlessly
>In fucking Diamond

Widow, Torb, Sym, 76, myself as Lucio as solo heal, Mei and a Junkrat. Switched out to Zen for them picks and just fucking STOMPED.
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>>168569685
FTFY
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>>168570253
>Playing with /v/
>ever

why?
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>>168559975
Soldier.
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>>168570369
>7 hero comp
Im confused too
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>>168569410
>>168569685
>>168570053
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>>168570061
I would but I live in SA and I don't know anybody here that's high diamond playing on SA servers.
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what did she mean by this?
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>>168570053
>tfw you're too smart to play a real support character
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>>168570457
I should clarify, the Wdiow swapped out for Junkrat on Defense, but had gone Widow on Attack, because fuck me.
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>>168570470
what the fuck is Sombra's? a fucking enochian key or some shit? I can't figure it out
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>>168570492
oh man that mango brings back memories.

new thread when?
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>>168570492
Shes in the closet about her straightness.
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>>168569965
>>168569989
>>168570042
>>168570139
i get it now but... thats such bad design. Why the hell should you keep the plat icon next to your name when you're not plat? It makes absolutely no sense.
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>>168570492
Is this another episode of "americans can't tell the difference between brits and aussies"?
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>>168570534
An angel.
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>>168570534
It's a Cherubim angel. How they're described in the Christian bible, that is.
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>>168570492
She's just telling her best friends winston her thoughts on athenas new body.
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>>168570627
I guess they want to spare the players' ego by letting them keep the best badge they have earned.
I would prefer if they fixed the fucking SR system so that you don't need 7/10 wins to actually go up in rank.
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Remember that Ana uses a female pronoun when nanoboosting Bastion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBG8kIiMC0
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>>168570898
that too... i top damage and top frag almost every round and it takes fucking forever to rank up
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>>168570986
why the fuck is it a cctv camera
>>
>>168570986

Remember that arabic is a gendered language and female is the default for inanimate objects.
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>>168570986
Anas senile.
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>>168571073
>>168571073
>>168571073
>>168571073
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>>168571078
>female is the default for inanimate objects.

Really makes you think...
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>>168570659
>>168570673
sauce? looks like a gyroscope to me
I thought cherubim were a mess of wings and animal bits
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>>168568905
How do you beat Symm Bastion on defense?

Whether it's payload or 2cp, how the flippant fuck do you break this?
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>>168547826
symmetra
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>>168562574
the final version is better (when she finally gets to say it all)
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