/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Bonjour

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Perfection

What a good day, I got 10 losses in comp today.

Second for husbando thread

>>168522102
can I make a suggestion

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I love Hana.

D VA SHOULD HAVE LESS HEALTH WHEN OUT OF HER MECH

>Play comp
>Guy on my team looks really low level
>Check his career profile
>Level 28
>Picks Rein
>Game starts and it's obvious he's a smurf
>We're crushing the enemy team, they may as well not even be playing
>Next round, he switches to Junkrat
>We ask him to switch back, he laughs and tells us to get fucked
>Switch our team comp around to try and work with this
>Enemy team has a Pharah
>He intentionally feeds her the entire match and does nothing else
>Spends the entire round calling us bad and telling us to carry him, laughing hysterically whenever someone seems frustrated
J-just git gud, right guys?

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>>168522036
>tfw still no skin for Amélie

>teammates want me to play Ana
>we have a Tracer
>she constantly shits on me for not prioritizing her for heals

Why are people like this

>>168522273
Yes, just get good. You clearly got carried by someone out of your league on the first half.

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>2 gray gray blue gray lootboxes in a row
>both of them are all dupes

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I want to make her feel helpless.

>>168522315
>topic about a new mccree legendary gets answered in minutes
>still nothing for widowmaker

Gonna be four events in a row without one

>want to do comp play
>no friends have it on pc
>too nervous to solo queue
>solo qp sucks dick

I'm getting hella burned out on this game pretty fast.

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>amusant !

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>>168521976
>we canon now

SUCK IT

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>>168522459

why does my qp queue always take like 3 minuts

/owg/ converted me into a widowfriend

help

>>168522268
Why don't you just say you want D.Va removed from game.

>>168522182
Git gud? Doesn't matter when most games had trolls or leavers.

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Are you ready for wrath of the Mighty Baneblade?

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>>168522665
Get some taste

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>>168522665

embrace it

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The enemy has a teleporteur.

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This got me wondering:

What would an elderly Angela look like?

>>168522523
We need this

>>168522745

She is fine though when in the mech. Not really OP like some people think.

It' just that you have take take off all the health and destroy the mech and still have to use multiple shots to finish off the little shit jumping around everywhere.

>>168522036
>>168522092
>>168522207
>>168522315
>>168522523
>>168522581

Girls are gross

>>168522851
That's Genji in that wheel chair right?

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>>168522781
>zarya

you're :

1) Trolling
2) blind

>look at general chat
>someone spamming "can anyone burp on command"

is it always like this

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>>168522774
>baneblade

you mean metal slug, right? the answer is yes either way

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>>168522929
Widow is one of the few non gross ones.

>>168523030
No it's usually worse

4/9 classes in TF2 are competitively viable. That means 44.4% of the roster is viable. If you wanted to get into specifics and include weapon loadouts, it'd probably still hover around that.

6/23 characters in Overwatch are competitively viable. The rest are niche picks for the """"counter-picking"""'" game that Blizzard loves so much. About 26.1% of the Overwatch cast is viable.

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>>168522929
How about a compromise?

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>>168521976
>all those likes and retweets Chu got for that post

Is Chu literally a twitter whore?

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Canon.

is there any site where I could check my last 10 games stats from them and shit like that.

>>168523138
This reads like a /v/ bait

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>>168523008
I will agree that you're trolling and blind.

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>>168522273
>pays another 40e for a smurf
>proceeds to ruin games for others

Is this some sick way these guys deal with their IRL frustrations?

>>168522797
Cute voice.

https://clyp.it/excaajtv
https://clyp.it/wut4vpwe

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>>168523186
>Canon

I fucking hate hackers
>3v3
>One of my teammates is invincible (He's Genji)
>Tell him to fuck off for hacking
>He says "I bought the game, I'll hack if I want
What a fucking bitch

>>168523259
It's a power thing.

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>>168522929
Rude.

this game is honestly pretty poor as a shooter all the things considered particularly if you pay attention to the basic mechanics

>>168523151
Blizzard overall is a SJW/tumblr/whatever you want to call it whore.

>>168523427
Yeah but the girls are cute so I will keep buying loot boxes to dress them up.

>>168523186
*leans away*

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Game-OVERWATCH-McCree-Dakimakura-Hugging-Body-Pillow-Cover-Case-US-Seller-/222363448677?hash=item33c5e4f565:g:yTsAAOSw-0xYaHmU

Just bought this lads.

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>>168523186
>the only interaction between these two is Hanzo saying McCree's taste is utter shit
>people ship it

>>168523512
That's a pretty nice daki, anon!

I'm a gulity shipper and even I get ticked off seeing all the ship bait and "muh ship"isms.

I wish so much no ship in Overwatch went canon.

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>>168523284
>*action*

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>>168523427
It's probably the abilities that make it like that. Reminds me of Lol of Leagues. But without them you'd have maybe 4 or 5 classes at best.

>>168523470
This. Sombra a qt

>Still no Doomfist
>Sombra was over a year ago

Nice shit game Blizzard. Sure love the lack of content.

>>168523427
This is what I was talking about. I'm pretty sure more than half of players gotta be in this for the aesthetics/art/story/characters. I think if Overwatch overall stopped COMPLETELY updating story, characters, comics, etc., it'd die pretty fast.

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>>168523591
Too late

>>168523591
We might have dodged a bullet and Blizzard decided to not add any of the autistic valentines voicelines.

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>>168523649
>overwatch came out over 10 years ago

>>168523512
>tfw genuinely tempted to buy the Hanzo one
How did I get to this point in my life.

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>>168523591
I'm with you on this anon. I ship Pharmercy and I truly don't want it to be canon.

>>168523649
hey m8 they drop massive year of the rooster patch and you complain

lmao reminds me of gw2 days where people were fine with some shitty skins put into a game shop or complete copy/paste events and called content.

>>168522851
haha, oh Anon. It's a commonly know fact that mercy is in fact over well over 200 years old when the game takes place. During world war 2 known "old-guard" nazi supporter and infamous pedophile Stürmgruppebandführer Dr Angela Ziegler was responsible for for a secret SS program to combine vril technology with the spear of destiny to create an army of aryan super-soldiers. While they failed that they did manage to find a way to halt aging and, towards the end of the war, even revitalize dead tissue.
Of course by that point the third reich was in ruins and Dr Ziegler fled to Switzerland to continue her research using the stashed nazi-gold there. During the course of her barbaric experimentation she eventually perfected the anti-aging formula and used it on herself, effectively giving her eternal life and also altering her physical appearance, giving her the looks of a 20 year old.

non-holiday events when?

>>168523138
When you say competitively viable, what do you mean?

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i'm a huge faggot.

>>168523231
Overbuff, Master Overwatch and Oversumo (a phone app, and my favorite of the three)

been busy all S3 but finally got time to do placements

>first match guy won't switch off tracer on hanamura even when defending despite teammate desperately pleading defeat

>second match steamroll attack but get randomly disconnected and by the time i rejoin teammates already threw the match defeat

>third match king of the hill win

>fourth match teammate afk defeat

>fifth match team can't follow up on my quadruple kill defeat

>sixth match king of the hill win

>seventh match almost a draw by 1 meter but my ability didn't activate in overtime defeat

what did blizzard mean by this

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>>168524039
Of course you are, delet this right now.

>>168524076
you can't really see your games there just overall season stats

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>>168523913
>Blizzard's canon will be worse than this

>>168523830
They are just being added later like the new years ones were. For Blizzard valentines lasts a while.

>>168524213
No?

>>168524254
Oversumo has day-to-day stats. You can look at how you did last session. I like this quite a lot, I can see how I'm doing and target things for improvement.

>>168524107
>nothing is my fault
>it's all a widespread conspiracy against me and my leet skill

kys m8

>tfw you would like to get into some group but your favorite hero is not meta enough for anyone to take you in high rank play

>>168524373
But missing the holiday entirely? It just seems off if they add the lines in at this point.

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>about to win a match in comp
>suddenly lag
>server resets and we move to a different map
>lose

what the actual fuck is this bullshit

>>168524039
>top 3 most impactful hero in the game
>can solo 85% of heroes in the game
>heal"slut"
>requires mechanical skill

pick one you degenerate mercyfag

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>>168524283
Mercy is going to be Chu's perfect little angel

>>168522902
>Not really OP like some people think

Is this bait or are you just dumb, D.va is garbage right now.

I'd rather lose the 100 health and gain back 80% of her health being armor

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Yo can I get some Ana tips?

>>168524858
Not really because we know we're getting a big update on the 21st because that's when the season ends. I see no reason for the new lines to be added alongside Bastion's update.

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>Stylosa calling the custom games update "mods"
>"look at Skyrim. the mod community is huge on that game. Now Overwatch will have endless replayablility with these new mods"

Is he retarded?

>>168525026
shoot everyone

What part of your game do you need help with?

>>168525026
-> >>168524039

>>168525070
who

also probably

> randoms in 3 stack lock 3 dps

whoever does this needs to be shot

>>168525102
Doesn't really work when it's not a braindead hero

>>168524039
>Sucking on a dildo every time you heal someone

bitch you are not playing Mercy you need to be fucking aiming at all times

>>168525115

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOY8JMoXM1E

>>168525127
>1 due 1 triple stack + me

lmao nice solo queue

>>168525070
Stylosa once told me Soldier 76 can't counter Pharah.

>>168525271
Why is every overwatch channel British?

>two hitscans on my team
>can't kill enemy Pharah once

>no hitscans on enemy team
>their Zen wrecks our Pharah every time

wew lad

>>168525070
Despite his clickbaity videos I can't stay mad at stylosa long enough because he always sounds so excited about what he's talking about.

>>168525478
his giggle when he does vod reviews always makes me smile

>>168525478
>it's okay if you get thousands for spouting complete bullshit as long as you sound sincere

I love 2017

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Best ship

>>168525420
>Pharah on enemy team
>Mercy glued to her ass 24/7

>I pick Pharah
>only ever healed by Lucio

Really activates my synapses.

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>>168525545
Who was Ana's valentine for? Or did she make one for everyone?

>>168524484
Yeah it's great. Makes me really encouraged to climb as well when I see that my stats are improving.

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>>168525537
Why do you think Trump won?

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>>168525127
>duo who instapicks supports
>proceeds to shittalk everyone when we're losing
>"pick dps if you're better"
>"y-you suck!!"
>they don't switch and we lose

>>168525163
>>168525220
you probs shouldn't play in comp.

>>168525752
I don't even understand what this post is trying to say, if you're not good enough at Ana to pretend to suck a dick every time you heal someone then you shouldn't play comp?

>>168525545
This is cute, but there are too many eyes in it.

What the fuck about Hanzo makes the enemy team act like retards? I can walk onto a point alone and headshot three people undisturbed, but if I tried the same with e.g. McCree I would get focused down immediately.

My uni has an overwatch tournament on saturday
I don't have a team, so they'll pair me up with randoms
>tfw IRL solo queue
who should I pick if I need to carry?

Why is Mercy the worst hero to play in comp? ou team will literally let you die to a Genji directly behind them and then complain you never pressed Q.

Meanwhile I play a worse Ana, I've never once had anyone whine at me for how I use my nano boost.

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>>168525720
>group with a friends brother
>locks widow every game
>shittalks our team and enemy widow if there is one every match
>carries us 90% of games and gets potg every match

I mean if it works I guess

Fuck Tracer she's a shitty Mascot. Who would you rather have as the Overwatch Mascot?

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>>168525545
>both of them have two eyes
>wearing her hood

It was a mistake to even say her design was partially inspired by the hijab among many other things.

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>>168524039
Anybody got the Mercy version?

>>168525984
Just pick Lucio.
If you win, it's because of speed boost, amp it up healing and sound barrier.
If you lose, it's because the team is shit.
No one ever blames Lucio.

>>168525983
He's not a threat because the majority of Hanzos suck.
It's like if you ran into say,a Sombra that can instakill you. You've played for a couple hundred hours and learned that hero wasn't a threat to you, but suddenly they start actually doing damage and you don't know what to do.

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>>168525875
It's from a non-overwatch au on tumblr

>>168526023
so ur fine with taking it up yer ass as long as it gets you ez wins

I mean well okay

>>168526032
Widowmaker or Zen.

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>>168525852
I meant that you shouldn't play as a healslut in comp, but you seem to be lacking basic communication skills so you should just stop playing comp.

>>168526042

>>168526032
Tracer's fine desu

>>168525852
I think he meant you probably shouldn't be sucking dick while playing comp. Although, I don't know how you would suck dick constantly while playing at all. I would probably lose to AI doing that.

>>168526032
Mercy

>tfw reached top 500 on 3 accounts (My friend gave me his account and i bought a smurf)
>2 of them in top 250 atm
>letting one decay to 3000 so i can play placements with diamond shitters
>tfw good at the game

>>168526032
Does it mean they'll get new stuff all the time?

>>168526032

The cover should be McCree, Tracer and Rein.

>>168524107
>won't switch off tracer on hanamura even when defending
Pls explain how Tracer is bad on defense I'm not good at game.

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Blizz, please give us at least a hint
Why can't you act more moderately?
Yes there was too much blueballing with Sombra. It doesn't mean that you shouldn't say anything at all

>>168525069
The 21st seems way too far out to bother with Valentines Day lines at that point, though. And they updated when CNY ended too, so they could've added them in then.

>>168526420
See ya in three days anon

>>168526129
That does make sense.

>>168526590
Dynamic IP baby

I kinda like it
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/832303578597322752

>be 40s in season 1
>trolls and leavers everywhere, games aren't fun
>be plat in season 2
>trolls and leavers everywhere, games aren't fun
>be master now
>trolls and leavers everywhere, games aren't fun
It really never ends, does it? Comp will be insufferable garbage no matter how good my aim gets.

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>>168523880
>image
Reminds me of this.

>>168522380
That shit pisses me off. A good tracer should hardly get heals, she has recall that restores health and can just zip to any ol' healthpack.

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142 for the best character in the whole fucking game.

>>168526681
When are we going to be able to add our own stuff to Lucio's in game music?

Or let it continue at a low volume throughout the entire game instead of fading out?

>>168526687
Literally the exact same experience. Some matches manage to be the most fun I've had in the game, but they are few and far in between, I stick to QP and the arcade now mostly.

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>>168526703

>>168523143
When will this be canon??

>playing PC overwatch
LOL
clips twitch tv/moonmoon_ow/InnocentHerdHumbleLife

nice meme.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/831233099153354753/photo/1

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>>168526657
It's always fun to see what other people have gotten banned for.

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>February 16
>"HEPPI HELLOWEEEN"

>>168522273
It's a boosting service

>>168526809
They nerfed the shit out him and he is stands strong.What a brave manlet

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>>168526687
>>168526854

just git good faggots

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All I wants is to get crushed by Fareeha's ass

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>>168525984
when in doubt, hog that road.

>>168525351
Brits can't into competitive games so they play this casual stuff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyG585V1wA

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>>168521976
Mercy is for _______.

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Why is only half my stuff from europe unlocked on PTR?

>>168527316
Not picking.

>>168523427
who gives a shit

csgo autists?

>>168527316
that looks uncomfortable

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>>168527340
PTR accounts are older than your live one

>>168526960
but both of those things are bad ideas

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>>168526809
He's effective and fun as fuck to play. Getting environmental kills is my favorite part of the game.

>>168527340
Your profile on the PTR is a snapshot from a while back. If you care about hats and earning hats don't play on the PTR, you're supposed to be there to test shit.

Reminder to the shitter that told me last thread he was deranking for fun, and then proceeded to twll me to "take a chill pill"

You probably wear a durag.

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>>168527527
>you're supposed to be there to test shit.

>tfw back in the WoW days I just went to the PTR to pvp with the premade characters

>>168527527
>Blizz: Wtf no one fucking plays PTR
>Blizz: Updates PTR during limited seasonal events
>makes PTR not translate to live
>means no one wants to waste time on PTR when any time in overwatch is going to be spent grinding out boxes

>>168525720
>playing my main man Lucio
>team can't kill anyone
>switch to soldier
>get 5 golds

gg ez

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>>168522036
¿Qué onda?

>>168526032
Tracer is the perfect mascot, but if they were ever to replace her, only one choice would make sense in my eyes: Lucio. His personality and playstyle is a pretty good embodiment of Overwatch's universe as a whole and he would be more marketable for the "unique" factor than say, 76.

Please stop picking up health packs while I'm healing you. You're literally denying me ult charge.

>>168526032
Winston!

>>168527662
When in the name of reading comprehension have they ever said that?

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Hola

>>168527981
You think people who have been doing that since 2007 are going to stop now?

>>168528029
Jeff was saying on the forums that a reason they don't make balance changes to PTR is they don't get a lot of feedback when less than 1% of the playerbase uses PTR

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How would a second meeting between them end?

>that Mercy who keeps saving her ult for a 4+ ress

Please kill yourself

>>168527981
>Roadhogs still huffing gas after a teamfight is over rather than letting me build ult
>Roadhogs huffing during Zen ult

truly the worst

>>168528224
Like any meeting in the game. Ana puts Widow in the fucking ground

>>168528224
If this were an actually sniper battle from long range, Ana would have to shoot at least twice. Widowmaker, being heartless, wouldn't even think before shooting her once and killing her.

>>168527981
>Roadhog heals as you're healing him
>meanwhile you're close to another ult

>mei just iceblocks in the middle of being healed
>cucked

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R8 me buckos

>>168528205
No he did not
He said
a) only about 1% of the playerbase goes to PTR, which people assumed it's a small number
b) he said the PTR is for stability testing first and foremost, not getting player feedbakc (which he also said it's important, but secondary)

How much longer until the Bastion changes go live?

>>168528390
>>168528342
Too be fair, Hog builds A LOT of charge by huffing paint.

>>168528404
metafag/10

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>>168528098
Bonjour

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>tfw you successfully bully the rein into solo-ulting you

>get steamrolled on gibraltar defense
>steamroll on offense
>finally win after a long hard fought battle
>gain 3 SR

thx blizz

>>168528224
Ana makes fun of her dumb outfit and sleepdarts her before dragging her back to Jack to be interrogated

Widowmaker probably has a cyanide pill in her molar that she'd swallow, or Talon would send an assassin to kill her before she could break

>>168527981
>>168528342
>I'll let the healers heal me
>Healer fucks off when I'm being fired on
>I die

Hey how about fuck you and tell your faggot healer friends to pay the fuck attention

>>168527976
This guy gets it.
A good mascot, particularly for the mood and flair of Overwatch, needs to be young, energetic, and generic scifi.
No one really fits that except Tracer and Lucio. D.va possibly could i suppose.

>>168528584
how about your dipshit ass has the awareness to see we just won a fight and you don't need to huff you already have ult you stupid turdbuglar

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>tfw our ana boosts our rein after the fight is over and the enemy lucio is the only one left

Does diamond have a problem with leavers? I climbed there from gold and I've never seen so many leavers in my life. I had 3 matches cancelled in a row for someone leaving right after the match starts.

>>168528404
Is this comp?
That's some low playtime

>>168528584
How about you learn to take a decent position and don't stand out in the open, you fucking DPS cuck

>>168528473
Well that and he's like a ninja. He's suppose to be slinking away on his own, hiding in the shadows, to hook squishy targets, not be in plain sight and be an Ult battery for the other team.

>>168528760
>filename

>>168528390
They're making Mei targetable for friendlies while ice blocked next patch.

I'm surprised it hasn't got much coverage. This would actually be a bit of a buff to an already pretty good hero.

>>168528759
Yes as people leave all the time if you hurt their feelings.

>>168528742
i did that because i don't want to get yelled at for not using my ult

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>final score: 4 to 4
>still a defeat

>>168528759
see
>>168526687

It never gets better.

I want cinematic about duel between McCree and Widow.It should go full anime with crazy ricochets, reflecting bullets with bullets and shit like this

>>168528831
Is it really a buff?
She's going to get less ult charge on average.

But it also means you can top off meis in danger.

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>McCrees getting a new skin
Neat.

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>Play 10 Comp games at Master Rank
>Grandmasters and top500 always take dps
>They all suck and we lose
>Trashtalk them
>They Say I suck because I'm Master

No retards, it means the ranking system is flawed and your garbage ass somehow ranked higher than me

>>168526687
GM here with some top 500 friends, it really never does. I guess going pro is the only hope.

>>168528719
>>168528765
>play DPS
>healers don't get to you unless you stand right infront of their blind ass
>enemy flanks
>try to kill them fast
>healer has to stand directly in the line of fire because they are tunneled on healing you
>they die
>"protect me????"

you'd think it wouldn't be so easy for people to fuck up playing the easiest classes

>>168529032
Everyone gets an new skin this year.

>>168529032
Fuck McCree

>>168529002
It's one of those Quality of Life buffs. Doesn't affect the meta, but Mei players do appreciate it when it matters.

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>quick play
>god hanzos and widows that solo teams everywhere
>comp
>any hanzos and widows are dogshit and cause losses

>>168529032
>hero without event legendary will get one at some point

Whoa, who would have guess.

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>>168529032
So are they adding new skins to the events? I was thinking they'd just make the last years available and not do anything new

I hope 'this year' doesn't mean halloween/christmas, but maybe they'll just throw him a skin like they did Reinhardt

>>168528610
I think D.va and her giant pink mech wouldn't have such broad appeal, as popular as she is.

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>>168528224
>3v3
>i'm ana and enemy has widowmaker
>we're the last ones left
>gets real intense
>sleep dart her
>walk up to her lying on the ground while reloading my gun
>"Bitch."
>shoot her in the head

I love Widowmaker though.

>>168529220
good hanzos/widows know that by picking them they'll immediately tilt teammates, so they stick with the safe meta picks

bad hanzos/widows don't give a single shit about anyone

>>168528540
This isn't a deja-vu, stop posting this.

>>168529220
>quickplay players are bad and can't outplay a sniper
>comp players are trying
hmmmmmm

>>168529083
Yes it's all your fucking fault play like a person not a retard how do you fuck up so badly with the easiest job in the game.

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>3 Pharmercy brawls in a row

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belle

>>168529073
isn't it kinda fucked how everyone from masters to top 500 all play in the same games.

>>168529260
I imagine we are in for one or two new events before we hit summer games again. Then we will see if they will only keep adding stuff to the existing events or add more events.

>>168529345
Yeah, D.Va doesn't really appeal to western normie crowd that much. She's pretty much the face of the game in korea from what i heard tho.

>>168528964
>sombra tells reaper where mccree is

>brings widow along

>reaper tries to recruit mccree like the other former blackwatch agents

>Widow gets in a pissing contest with mccree over aim

>widow says she is the world's greatest sniper

>Mccree mentions he was taught how to shoot by Ana, who he says is the world greatests sniper

>Widow says she was the one to kill Ana.

>mccree fights her to avenge his surrogate mother .

>>168523591
I ship all the heroes with the payload/objective

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>wake up in the morning
>find out that McCree now has a witch hunter skin and uses a flintlock pistol

What do you do

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sexe

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Is Zarya/Roadhog/Rein/Soldier76/Ana/Lucio currently the best comp for most maps?

>>168529869
This is the only ship I approve of.

>>168529902
Play Bloodborne instead.

>>168529902
keep playing ana

>>168529902
PRAISE SIGMAR!

>>168529742
>tfw widowmaker makes your dick diamonds but you absolutely suck with her

C'iest la vie. At least I can run behind her and admire her fine ass.

>>168529850
But he knows most from reaper and the rest he learned himself.

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>>168529902
HUNT BEASTS

>>168529850
>his surrogate mother
You mean former lover

>>168530037
A W A Y
A
W
A
Y

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Undisputed facts

>>168530036
Pharah: McCree, where did you learn to shoot like that? Was it Jack, Gabriel?

McCree: Always was a good shot, but I got a few pointers from the best. That'd be your mother.

>>168530117
Why not both?

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>cousin is a huge fujoshi
>loves yaoi
>hates all of the female characters
>constantly bitches about them
>terrified of heterosexual relationships ruining "her boys"
>doesn't play the game

The hell is wrong with people. All of her friends are like this. The only hetero pairing they like is Mei and Junkrat.

>>168529902
HOLY SHIT MAN, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

>>168530314
hetero pairings are usually more boring in this game

it's just a coincidence this time though, nothing personal

>>168530314
>Fujos liking the worst pairing

Makes sense. They like insane men like junkrat and project their fatness on mei.

>support main
>hate playing mercy
>all the other good waifus are offense heroes

you guys know this feel too, right?

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>>168530017
At least I always get to see widowmaker up close as a winston main.

>>168530165
Agreed.

The fact that there are people who won't understand this speaks volumes on their intellect and i'm not even being a smug asshole about it.

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>when he pharah wants to co-operate with you instead of being an meta-slave demanding you play 76

>>168530165
>Reaper that high
>Pharah that low

>>168530037
>>168530150
/bbg/ please stay

>>168530314
I find that interesting considering that JunkMei shippers tend to be so quiet in the face of the fujoshi part of the fandom. Do you know why they like it?

>>168530314
Fujoshits are literally the worst, I don't know what you were expecting.

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>>168530397
No.

>>168529902
THE RAT MEN COMETH

>>168530435
See what I mean >>168530462

Reaper takes more brains and tactical knowledge.

>tfw tank meta is dead

FeelsGoodMan

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>>168529946
This ship is dumb and makes no sense.

and is very hot

>>168530594
Fuck off twitchshitter

>>168529032
inb4 hipster Mccree with a literal fedora

>every noobs go-to healer is mercy
>when they're tired of getting their ass kicked they switch to a random hero for no reason

I always have to switch off a tank or DPS when I'm doing good because we have no healer.

I've noticed people who are complete shit avoid these characters like the plague
>Rein
>Zarya
>Lucio
>Ana
>Winston

>>168530594
Are we playing the same game?

>>168530478
>Do you know why they like it?
see: >>168530389

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>>168530397
No.

>>168530580
>Reaper takes more brains and tactical knowledge

literally every character needs that, reaper just shreds people while barely aiming. He does take more skill than McWoah There I guess.

Honestly don't know why Genji isn't near the same space as Tracer since they both just try and hit and run on squishies

t. Ana main

>>168526703
This is the entire appeal of Mercy/D.Va shipping isn't it

>Win a game after a lose streak
>+24 SR
>Win another game
>+20 SR

??????

>>168528964
>it's ends up with McCree getting the upper hand
>he smiles and says "Now, imagine if I had been sober for this"

>>168530798
Genji has more hp, can get around with much more ease as he can climb walls and dash in any direction, has an ability reset, huge hitbox on his reflect.

>>168530761
>tfw every time I try to perv on widows they run away

I hate being a console pleb. There's not enough bisexual neets to play with.

>>168526809
Lucio deserves more good skins.

>>168530981
He would have been a worst shot then.

>>168530798
reaper isnt really good when the team is always grouped up and communicates. its near impossible to single people out without getting killed in the process.

I can say this for a fact though;
I've never once had to switch heroes because a Reaper was rekting us. Never.

However there have been many times where I had to switch to Winston to stop tracer, or soldier to stop Pharah and so on.

>>168531076
This. Aside from his froggy skins they all suck. Some of the recolors look alright like the brown and green one but that's a personal preference because I adore earthy colors.

>>168530981
every good Cowboy does their best shooting half cut, it's an established fact

Did the game always stop you strafing when you press the A and D keys together?

>>168531076
It's impossibe to make a good lucio skin due to his character. There simply isn't anything that fits him that isn't a boring reskin or something retarded like le reddit frog or something ugly and out of place like the hockey skins.

I suppose that they could make a sombra-ish cyberpunk skin though.

>>168531101
Alcohol is literally banned in shooting competitions because it relaxes your muscles for easier aim

>>168531171
The Brasilian one is pretty nice. Of course the green and yellow version.

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>>168530803
Maybe.

>>168531160
Before Sombra Reaper and Symmetra were my go to heroes for infiltrating enemy points.

I'd sneak in as Symmetra (the old one before the update) and slap a teleporter down behind enemy lines.

As Reaper i'll teleport from as far away as I can into hidden corners and passages (especially on Anubis attack) to get behind them and sneak attack them.

>>168531290
Wait is that relaxing your muscles thing real? Because when it comes to FPS games I've always felt I'm a better shot buzzed.

>>168531304
I missed the summer Olympics ones. I hope they let us get them again this summer.

>>168531393
>get behind them and sneak attack them
just not going to work on a good team.
reapers teleport makes too much damn noise.

>>168530939
This game needs to give more points for a win or take away less for a loss.

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>YWN be gerard Lacroix and get wake up next to this every morning

>YWN then go to work where you kill terrorists with a young in their prime ana amari, jack morrison and gabriel reyes.

>YWN then return home and fuck this

That man was too lucky to live

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>Spend the entire match telling the team to group up
>They never group up
>They keep trying to rush to the attacking team's spawn
>They start blaming each other when we lose
We had a Pharah and the enemy team had a Junkrat. Their Junkrat shit all over us and our Pharah held on to her ult the entire round, finally using it for the first time right at the very end.
I won 3. I should have stopped. This is what I get for thinking good things were finally going to happen.

>>168531407
I play way better when i'm buzzed. I'll take opiates or drink and it helps a lot.

>>168531571
And remove the streak shit.

>>168531571
>Populate higher ranks with even more shitters
No thanks.

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Had the most banterous and hilarious comp game in my life.
>team starts of great, all good heroes, all have friendly introductions.
>defence on gibraltar.
>doing really good, complimenting teammates on plays and such.
>enemy starts to use ultimate's.
>teammates either solo or with other friendly's fucking shutdown all of their ultimate's one after another.
>enemy roadhog ult.
>I fucking orb him to death on zenyatta.
>enemy reinhardt jumping down of the elevated walkway next to the server room to hammer down.
>teammate hooks him in mid-air and insta-gibs him.
>enemy gengu ult's
>friendly roadhog hooks him and kills him in 1 shot, completely wasting their genji ult.
>everytime this happense were fucking bellowing out with laughter through voice-chat.
>on gibraltar attacking side.
>it's a fucking cake-walk because the enemy team got tilted.

So this is what it feels like to laugh and have fun.

>>168531160
I've been on the receiving end of a coordinated team as Reaper before. It's not fun. That being said, if you know the map well enough and you have a good general knowledge of enemy positioning you can still get the drop on them, kill someone and ghost out. If you're coordinated with your own team, dropping in like that can kill a solid defense. But that's true of any character who can attack from odd angles like Genji, Tracer, D.va and Winston.

>>168529902
IF YOU DIE, THEN WHO WILL HATE ME?

>>168531604
Ey, they fixed the wrist. Sweet.

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>Earthshatter is fine

>>168531407
Yes, they ban beta blockers for the same reason (cholesterol medication that slows your heartrate)

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>>168531604
Amélie was only 27 or so when she got bloo'd so I wonder how much older Gerard was. Ana also seems to be connected to him on that Sombra diagram so maybe they had a pretty close working relationship. She's even the only one that brings him up but I'd guess that has more to do with what came later.

>>168531565
Well at that point they will send one or two people to hunt you down. You can ghost them for a while if not outright kill them depending on the matchup. That should allow your team to break their defense.

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wrestle with jeff...

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>>168530165

>playing competitive
>annoying little kid on mic
>can't be more than 13
>he's talking shit being an asshole
>"ALL YOU STUPID NIGGERS FUCKING SUCK"
>Hear a woman's voice scream
>"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! WE DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE"
>Loud hit sound
>kid starts crying hard
>"I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS YELLING AT THIS THING I'M TAKING IT"
>"NO MOM DON'T UNPL-"
>silence
>player has left the game

We lost but that shit was funny as fuck. Don't usually like hitting kids as punishment but he deserved it. All of us on mic were laughing our assess off.

>>168531840
>the best counter to Reinhardt's ult is Reinhardt's shield

this more then anything pisses me off to no end

>>168531840
well you cant have people simply jumping to avoid his ult

How long until the new bastion becomes meta in tournaments?

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>>168531604
>YWN become obsessed with getting her back after she's kidnapped
>YWN lose sleep for weeks or months worried about her well being
>YWN be able to shake the nightmares of her being tortured and held captive by one of the worlds worst terrorist orginzations
>YWN feel your heart rise for the first time in who knows how long as you see her in your home for the first time, swelling with love as tears fill your eyes
>YWN feels utter confusion and betrayal as she shoots you dead catching you in a moment of relief
>YWN die with your last moments of life staring at your beautiful wife holding a smoking gun over you

>>168523143

D.va has way bigger balls than Shinji ever did.

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>>168531987
>Floating on top of a floating payload
>The shattered earth knocks me on my ass

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>>168531840
git gud

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>>168531987
>the best counter to Reinhardt's ult is Reinhardt
>the best counter to Ana's ult is Ana
>the best counter to Lucio's speed boost is having a Lucio speed boost you

>>168532061
Why not?

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>>168532127
>smoking gun

>implying gerard wasn't erotically chocked to death by Amelie.

that or stepped on.

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>>168531840
I wouldn't mind earthshatter so much if it didn't hit people ten feet off the ground and didn't charge so fast. It's like they decided on the charge rate with the idea of Rein holding his m2 nonstop with the occasional fire strike and that's it. It basically makes you pick Rein too since he's the only one who can reliably counter it but that's another issue.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UF5nqDmz5w

ready for the trade system lads?

>>168532251
>The best counter to Winston
>Is literally everyone