/srg/ - SpeedRunning General

>>167466812
>Reminder that clintstevens is a more successful speedrunner than zfg.
He's a more successful streamer, not a more successful speedrunner.

>>167492645
Nah, he's both.
Just because he's shit at speedrunning doesn't mean he's not successful at it.

>>167492685
>Just because he's shit at speedrunning doesn't mean he's not successful at it.
that's exactly what it means though.

i mean, i wouldn't call clintstevens unsuccessful, but it's delusional to say he's more successful at it than ZFG.

>>167493958
Wake up anime!
It's time to speedrun!

Why doesn't Squid run 120 star instead of Easy%?

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>Oh, so, you play video games... But fast...

is speedrunning dead?

>>167499989
No, it's objectively more alive than it's ever been and only continues to grow.

>>167500162
How do we stop it?

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>>167494923

>>167500457
attract more female streamers, girls are good at killing communities

>>167502367
but our girls beanie and hc did nothing but improve the speedrunning community

>>167492597
The beast stalks

Please the following speedrunners in order of their gamer skill from best to worst:

Xelna, SSBMstuff, Cheese05, Nindideh, Zoast, Ennopp112, zfg1, stivitybobo, UnderscoreTrix, ChaoticAce

please list*

how much would you pay for pics of beanie's naked armpits?

>>167492597
why are all those useless links still in the op? why did you add even MORE useless links??? shaking my head

>>167505253
1. Ennopp112
2. Zoast
3. zfg1
4. Cheese05
5. Nindiddeh
6. ChaoticAce
7. UnderscoreTrix
8. Xelna
9. SSBMstuff
10. stivitybobo

>>167505253
how many of them play league of legends

>>167509332
why is this useless post here?

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what will happen when cosmo eventually fails to get WR in BotW, the game fails to meet expectations because it'll be boring, and people don't flock to his stream the way he imagines?

>>167509803
>ennopp and zoast ahead of saboom, stiv, cheese and zfg
out.

>>167510306
>speedphilosophy has changed
I'm going to interpret that as:
>if you think this will be classic Cosmo, then FUCK OFF haters

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New PB boys

>>167512549
>only 59 attempts
>only 5 completed runs
What ARE you doing?

>>167512549
good work!

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why do speedrunners think they're authorities on health?

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>>167513316

How come people like Ennopp are barely pulling 1k viewers?
I would've figured that GDQ exposure would've led to higher view counts, but they're just as low as before.

Also, what happened to /srg/?

>>167513208
Trying to get a good run, dudder.

>>167517574
also wow, IRC is dead.
I haven't been gone for that long...
Discord became popular too.

https://clips.twitch
.tv/rwhitegoose/FriendlySwanRaccAttack

>>167518604
what is he trying to accomplish by saying in a public video streaming service that he's gonna screw someone over?

Wouldn't this defeat the goal, and warn the victim beforehand, thus the victim can't get screwed?

>>167518604
I like goose. Often despite shit like this. He thinks he is just the most suave dude in the world but has to ask nuthuggers and a female he modded for women advice.
>>167519276
To look cool to his chat.

Someone post the serg hatelist. Thanks in advance

>>167519884
the serg hatelist. Thanks in advance

>>167520003
Thanks senpai!

Someone post Someone post the serg hatelist. Thanks in advance Thanks in advance

>>167520276
this isnt how it works kid

>>167520381
Thanks senpai!

our gal cronikeys is streaming

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>>167521278
>it's a minecraft stream

How vain do you have to be to make a twenty minute highlight about your alt account shitposting?

https://www.twitch tv/videos/118874455

(For some reason Goose still pretends this isn't himself)

>>167524424
but dude theres a glover discord account and glover twitch acount

Also TMWTALE is gooses account name on elite

>>167524424
How vain do you have to be to make a 3 line post about your twitch highlight about your alt account shitposting?

>>167524424
>>167525854
>>167525920
Fuck off, Goose. Nobody cares.

In 500 words or less, explain why goose is THE most based runner.

>>167527395
The God Gamer Stigma

>>167527395
>>167527395
The Gay Nigger Stigma

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>>167527395
soylent your self

Redpill me on flippy_o. What's this guys deal?

>what the hell, let's watch trihex
>open stream, get hit by a 500 word chat message, mod shilling his youtube channel
>nothing happens
>close trihex stream

>>167530051
who is us?

>>167530847
I never used the word us.

I used "lets" which no longer has the same connation as the two words it splices.

damn trihex ain't even breaking 1k viewers...

shit son.. mmhmm... swag son..

>>167531358
who is us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmXvmgn01EE

>>167533250
gimme the tldr who is this and why is he blogging

>>167533825
He's the best speedrunner alive, and he's mad cuz his girlfriend cheated on him or something.

Skater is on fucking fire right now.

I miss list posting

>>167540963
tfw never on the list

>that talented, young speedrunner that fell for a bad memegame beneath their skill level and never recovered

>>167541037
Maybe next time (You) and I will get our time to shine, anon.

>>167541258
we can only hope, senpai

>>167541037
>>167541258
- Official list of people never on lists -
(You) the person reading this

>>167541473
thanks, senpai. It really helps me out

>>167541129
who?

tfw no cozy jmatt stream

tfw no snuggy tk_mze stream

tfw no comfy narcissa stream

>>167543123
Fuck off Cosmo.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>167543326
You take that back about /our/ queen's stream

Why doesn't Squid run 120 star instead of Easy%?

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>>167514576

Beuchi :3c

>>167544014
>japanese version
doesn't count

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>>167544989
word

>>167544989
>only my version counts
go to bed bigjon

>>167545306
oudated screenshot

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>>167545673
>>167545306

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is it leaderboard posting time?

>>167545831
Reminder that all of these times are faster than the fastest VC time. Step up your game, VC faggots.

>>167547607
>VC runners can't even get 47 with a free 90 second advantage.
>they're really that bad

>>167547730
>beta male n64 runners constantly shit on omega male vc runners
>vc runners cave into pressure and run on n64 instead
>'omg, y r there no gud vc tiems? xD'

*screams hormonally*

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!

>>167549838
No

>>167531669
>damn trihex ain't even breaking 1k viewers...
>shit son.. mmhmm... swag son..
who is you, chiron?

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>>167549838

>>167549041
>n64 runners constantly shit on omega male vc runners
boo fucking hoo. if you cave under pressure that easily, you're the beta cuck.

reminder no one from pre-2016 /srg/ still posts here

>>167551128
...
Are you confusing "omega" with "alpha"?

Who is the Atlanta Falcons of Speedrunning?

>>167552463
grindxmonkey

>>167552463
cosmo

>>167551665
what about me

>>167510306
he'll be so upset he'll transition back

>>167551665
I've been in these threads for 3 years and contributed nothing

>>167554639
squid...

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>>167554639
me_irl lol

>>167555309
>squid
more like 2

>>167555969
isn't that the guy who transitioned with his girlfriend (male)

biinny on fire rn

>>167558432
48:32 lads!

Why does Narcissa's voice sound more manly nowadays? She used to sound much more feminine.

>>167560347
he literally just stopped trying to sound like a girl

>>167560347

>>167560426
What he said.

Literally just gave up trying. This is true delusion thinking you can change a guy into a female physically.

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This summer...

>Bobby, what did you see?

An ancient evil awakens...

>A lady... in the attic... she was nice..

An evil like no other

>Bobby, there isn't a lady in the attic. No one's up there

A mystery begging to be solved...

>That's what she said you'd say! LIAR!!

....."NARCISSA". Coming soon to theatres

>>167561281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dqE6j4JGj4

>>167561281
lmao

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>>167564270

hey

>>167568767
r u a cute speedboy?

>>167568987
I'm a cute speedgirl

>>167569036
baka desu senpai

>>167569036
based not cosmo

>>167569036
>>167569159
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>167569250
except for me

>>167569036
meows...

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>>167565113
Trihex and his GF are so cute together

>>167569921
me on the right

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>>167514576

>"Comfy stream y'all. Keep it comfy! No politics in the chat please."

>"DONALD TRUMP IS RACIST!"

>>167569921
whoa trihex makes a cute girl

http://store.steampowered.com/app/564150
I bet #rks is already creating a separate category just to preserve their world records.

Witwix is just unstoppable tbqhwy lads!

6.5k viewers with SM64... Whitehex can only dream of numbers like that, son!

>>167572074
What's his PB?

>>167570490
>de hippie spacing

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>>167573607

Is there anybody posting in these threads who was here before 2016?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smjaSLAChxs

Never forgetti

>>167577886
I've been speedrunning since 2014 and started lurking srg in 2015.

>>167577886
2014 boi here. Only check the thread out of habbit, the new wave of stream monsters really killed this place.

>>167577886
been here since the first one

i wish i was kidding, i dont even speedrun

>>167578018
>>167578519
>>167577886
nothing changed since 2014

we are the cancer

>>167577886
I've been here since the first SRG marathon. Those were better times.

>>167579112
That is absolutely pathetic

>>167578519
>2014
>old
get out

>>167579156
>>167579112
>>167578519
How can you guys even look at these threads anymore

Hotline Miami niggas stand tf up. XCOM niggas stand tf up. Cuz yalls WRs bout 2 be stealed, yo.

Cran comin

>>167581117
I don't really come here often any more, I've come to terms with the fact that the good times have long since passed.

>>167581117
What were you expecting? An in-depth discussion about the specific title you're running? In a fucking general? Not even /srg/ oldbois, metroid runners, ever had any meaningful discussion in the thread. All of that happens in everyone's own clique.

This thread has always been destined for gossip and shitposting. And in that regard, it does an adequate job.

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>implying you're not going to watch narci play through botw
>implying you'd rather watch some boring sperglord instead

I'll see you all in her chat.

Why does Squid run Easy% instead of 120 star?

>>167583329
because it's easy

There are like 4 stars in an entire 70 star run that are even remotely difficult to optimize. It's a category custom built for grind monkeys.

>>167583432
>There are like 4 stars in an entire 70 star run that are even remotely difficult to optimize.
More like 10, desu.

>>167583535
There's WF100, then literally nothing until Fire Sea, then MAYBE THI secrets, TTM reds, and TTC100.

Those are basically the only stars that matter in 70.

>>167583329
>>167583352
>>167583432
>>167583535
>>167583763
Post your 70 star PBs

why do sm64 runners think they're above other speedrunners?

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>>167585363

>>167585372
because they are...?

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>>167585363
lmao I don't speedrun

>>167585614
dumb anime! suck my cock!

>>167585507
oh yeah i forgot that it's because they're delusional.

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>>167585683
eww. Gross

SM64 runners don't know anything about speedrunning outside of their nintoddler hugbox.

>>167585970
see
>>167585505
>http://www.speedrun.com/user/ZDeztroyerz

Plays NOTHING but SM64, has a mediocre time in a baby category, and probably only watches Cheese05 and Puncayshun.

>>167586571
>*some stream monster screenshots ZDeztroyerz splits and posts them here*
>it must really be him!

>>167586571
>low 49
>mediocre
fuck off stream monster.

>>167587220
It doesn't matter whether that's really him or not. It's just a perfect example of what >>167585970 was saying. Look at the other players on the leader board and you see the same thing.

>>167587364
They only run SM64 because it's the only game they deem worth speedrunning, despite having no experience with any other game to even be able to determine that :^)

>be an sm64 runner
>decide to try ocarina of time as a second speedgame
>don't like it
WOW ALL SPEEDGAMES OTHER THAN SM64 ARE SHIT

It's a given that all SM64 speedrunners are clueless about speedrunning anything other then SM64 and OOT is the only other game they think exists, but how do >we feel about runners with a lot of experience in other speedgames, diving into SM64?

Also top kek at everyone who got told to post thier pb's not having one at all

>>167587952
>how do we feel about runners with a lot of experience in other speedgames, diving into SM64?
They usually fail magnificently.

See: Bounceyboy, UnderscoreTrix, Squid, etc.

Remember when we thought Siggy's record would never be beaten? Those were the good ol' days.

>>167587952
>>167588494
can anyone even name a speedrunner with good times in their game who picked up sm64 and eventually got a good time? is there even one example of this ever happening?

>>167581932
Look at any 2013 thread

>>167587952
Skill is practice x time. So its better to invest all your time into one game if you want to become the best.

marxistxmonkey

>>167588795
>oldbois blogging with trip
>the very first thread was created by the literal cosmo stream monster in order to gossip about e-celebs
Good times, amirite guys?

>>167589102
>Skill is practice x time.
yeah, that's why mrspeedrun is doing so well with his 2000+ total hours.

>>167589315
Some people obviously stream for the entertainment value or are just following a bad practice routine.

>>167589454
So what you're saying is that there are variables other than practice + time.

>>167589709
Quite the opposite. The practice variable has a small value if you are not focused while practicing.

>>167589868
>The practice variable has a small value if you are not focused while practicing.
So you're saying that intelligence and mindset are also important variables.

>>167590029
>So you're saying that intelligence and mindset are also important variables.
You need a brain on human level, so yes. Cats cannot speedrun.

>>167590163
>You need a brain on human level
I already pointed out an example where having a brain on a human level isn't enough. You're making circular arguments now.

>>167590251
As I stated you need to have an object oriented practice routine to git gud. For instance: If you train to swim faster you won't be able to draw pictures.

>You're making circular arguments now.
Could you elaborate on that? I don't get how you jumped to this conclusion when all I did was state the obvious of how skill develops.

>>167588494
All 3 of those runners are new to the game, why are you writing them off as 'failed'?

>>167590582
stop nuthugging

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>not a single post about ADAM THE AK being back online

>>167590629
That isn't nuthugging at all, I'm calling you out on how silly it is to claim that 3 new players to the game have 'failed' to get good times. Have any of them even quit playing?

>>167590829
If those examples aren't good enough, go ahead and name an example of a speedrunner who switched to SM64 and got good times after previously achieving good times in a different game.

>give me 62 and a half examples of FtM let's players that switched to speedrunning after only 5 weeks of streaming and took world record in at least three but no more than seven "I wanna be the ____" fan games but are still lower than 178th place on the Super Mario Bros. any% leaderboard

>>167590657
there's one right here

>>167590657

>old boy speedruns again

no, die

Need recommendations for 3d platformers or fps/tps with good movement, pc prefered, having trouble finding anything on steam.

>>167591893
Medievil.

>>167587952
>>167588494
Bounceyboy and Trix have extensive experience in ONE other game, not extensive experience learning and doing speedruns. Why is bounceyretard the new trihex btw? This dude is pure shitter, lives in a bubble and says dumb shit about speedrunning that his dumb fucking followers eat up at face value.

>>167592505
>Bounceyboy and Trix have extensive experience in ONE other game
They're both pretigious speedgames that people consider to be highly technical and difficult to optimize, though. That's why they're good examples.

>>167591893
Jedi Knight series

>>167591893
I will add that they don't have to be good, as long as there's speed potential

>>167592690
word, A+ recommendation

>>167591893
Psychonauts

>>167592505
Wording this, BounceyBoy is really, really stupid and has no idea about actual speedrunning. He likes to show off infront of his clueless hugbox but he pales in comparison to runners who have experience in games other than Mario.

Someone who has good times in multiple games in a better speedrunner than someone who has one WR. We need to crack down on this harder.

Reminder that BounceyBoy claimed that Cheese is the greatest speedrunner of all time because he has the record in one game.

>>167596214
by that logic, atuhurbules is good

no

>>167596635
that's why they said GOOD times

>>167596635
He doesn't have good times in any of the meme shit he 'runs'

>>167590657
when Klaige BTFO of Adam on twitter last year, Adam took it so hard that he disappeared for a year. glad to see Adam has recovered from that lashing Klaige gave him.

>>167596214
>Reminder that BounceyBoy claimed that Cheese is the greatest speedrunner of all time because he has the record in one game.
To be fair, it's a highly contested record that takes 6000+ hours of focused practice to achieve. You can't really run other games if you want a good time in SM64, let alone the record.

Someone who has good times in multiple games in a better speedrunner than someone who has one WR. (In terms of who can effectively speed run multiple games)
Someone who has a WR in one game is a better speedrunner than someone who has no WR but runs multiple games. (In terms of best performance in a game)

Please activate your almonds. This is not a cut and dried matter!

>>167598189
the true test of skill is racing not best performance.

>>167598393
This. Anyone can grind a WR. True test of skill is overall average ability over the course of many runs.

the true test of skill is racing not best performance. (in terms of racing)
the true test of skill is performance not racing. (in terms of performance)

The true test of skill is The God Gamer Stigma not times. (in terms of The God Gamer Stigma)
The true of skill is times not The God Gamer Stigma. (in terms of times)

>>167581932
word
WORD
word

>>167598189
The best speedrunner is the speedrunner who has the most optimized time in the game/category with the highest skill ceiling.

>>167598126
>who is nero?

>>167599731
Nero is two minutes behind the world record, and has also easily invested 4-5k hours into the game.

After that he went to Megaman 9 and took the wr for free.

>>167599975
He is also good at Megaman 1-6, X1-3 and he doesn't go for the record, because he's not a fucking grindmonkey. He btfo puncay and cheese by minutes in a few weeks, he could do it again anytime.

>>167598564
>>167598821
Smdh yall niggas aint even makin no sense or nuthin doe

>>167599503
This shyt aint even got nuthin 2 do wit speedrunnin or no shyt doe

>>167600206
>he's not a fucking grindmonkey
He spent weeks doing 8+ hour grinds for 1:41 before giving up.
>He btfo puncay and cheese by minutes in a few weeks
His bop project lasted several months, and he spent several months before that doing practice. He didn't even beat puncay's time by 20 seconds. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

>>167579112
are you me?

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>>167600206
You really are a stupid fuck, aren't you?

>>167600475
>He spent weeks doing 8+ hour grinds for 1:41 before giving up.
Unlike chimanzeese the mega grindmonkey who did this for 2 years.
>He didn't even beat puncay's time by 20 seconds.
He had 2 save&quits and got WR anyway. He blew everyone else out until they mindlessly copied all his strats and grinded even harder for even longer times.

>>167577886
I've been here since Horror was removed.

>grinds 20 hours a day
>"I'm not a grind monkey"

>>167600964
>>167601025
Squid aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe

>>167600860
>Unlike chimanzeese the mega grindmonkey who did this for 2 years.
Cheese had been running the game for less than 1 year when he got his first 120 star world record. He had invested less time into the game than Nero at that point.
>He blew everyone else out until they mindlessly copied all his strats and grinded even harder for even longer times.
Nero didn't create any of those strats. They were all taken from Whitearis' idea videos. Simply and Cheese did the same thing, only they incorporated even more of them and innovated upon movement micro-optimizations themselves.

>>167601156
>He had invested less time into the game than Nero at that point.
Nero has run that game when it was in its infancy. I'm pretty sure he got wr sooner than 1 year after starting to play it, if you think that means anything.
>Simply and Cheese did the same thing,
Only after being btfo by superior nippon non-grindmonkeys.

>>167601403
You are clueless. Nero is as big of a grind monkey as any of them.

Really, the only true grind monkey of the bunch is Puncayshun. The rest have all contributed.

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>>167601070

The God Gamer Stigma

The Good Gamer Stigma

>>167601403
>I'm pretty sure he got wr sooner than 1 year after starting to play it
Yeah, back when the wr was unoptimized, even for the strats at the time, and fucking easy to get.
>i'm pretty sure he got wr sooner than 1 year after starting to play it, if you think that means anything.
It means a lot these days. Good luck getting a 1:44 in a year, let alone a low 1:41.

>>167601025
REAL grind monkeys do 23 hours minimum

>>167597396
I don't remember this. What happened?

>>167604825
soe this has to stop

>micro-optimizations

>>167607947
>he doesn't understand how movement works

ENOUGH of the different versions of games. When the WCSR starts, it will ONLY allow games in the ENGLISH language, on the ORIGINAL console. The only time it will allow PAL games or JAPANESE games is when people are competing in those divisions.

>squid loses 2 seconds on bomb clip
>then loses 3 seconds on cless
>then loses 2 seconds on owlless
jesus christ

>>167608890
>new player is new

>>167608890
Please keep your obsessed observations to your notebook, buddy.

>>167609084
>implying that getting good times on baby stars requires you to be experienced.

>>167607947
lol i was just about to say that. What an autistic phrase

>>167609519
>over a year

>>167607947
>>167609457
>being this triggered over a word
fucking SJWs

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Hey look, it's Squid doing dives.

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When you think youve found a game to get a free unopposed WR on and 3 people beat your record within an hour

http://www.speedrun.com/Teria#With_loads

>>167609939
This aint even got a dayum thing 2 do wit speedrunnin doe

Bounceyboy is a better SM64 speedrunner than Squid.

I have been meaning to post this for a couple years, but keep forgetting.

Siglemic is a washed up hack.

Instead of getting butthurt over some people making videos on youtube why not try and run or stream idk.

>>167612923
Siglemic is a loser. He dropped his massive twitch income but didn't get a real job to replace it and still lives with his parents.

>>167577886
been here since 2013 (was also in the 2012 /v/ threads) and i've never speedrun

>>167614010
9001

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>>167614010

Why are SM64 runners always buttfuck retarded without exception?

>>167616452
t. retarded stream monster

>>167616452
Dem niggaz aint even dat bad doe

>>167582705
Reminder that our two bois Pie and SpikeVegita are going to be playing the game during MOMAM2.

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>>167617965
if you're gonna be a fake nigga you could at least post ghetto memes

ourboi zfg on wr pace

>>167622720
dummy

>>167589102
>implying it's not the integral of quality of practice with respect to time

baka

ButtleByttleBettleBittleBoyy

>>167627241
>speedrun.com/ae2
>squid with 51:37
>downiebrownie with 54:36
>ion with 54:39

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>>167627487

zfg going to run the smackdown on marco's ass

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>>167627970

>>167628358
Thanks, senpai! I just wanted to make sure the ants could see it too.

>>167628358
has he grown his mustache back?

>>167632760
He's right to be amazed, the game has a lot of depth, undeniably more than any other speedgame.

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>>167632821

>>167632760
well it is in 3 dimensions

>>167632881
You can act like it isn't true, get mad and cry all you want because it puts it above your shitty meme game, but it's true.

>>167633056
>because I say so!

>>167633179
No, it really is. If you knew anything about the game then you would agree.

>>167633807
Thanks for the opinion, guy who doesn't speedrun anything..

>oh wow my speedgame is so deep, way deeper than all the games i don't speedurn
>deep man whoa

>my existence is so shallow and meaningless I get on faceless social media and describe repetitive movements in a 20 year old video game as deep

>my life is incomplete so I use the internet

>sabooms girlfriend broke up with him because he was playing too much crash bash
You can't make this shit up

>>167635162
but he stopped playing crash bash months before they broke up

>>167635162
>she frequently woke up in the middle of the night because he was screaming after losing a run

>there are this many months-long tournaments going on atm
http://speedgaming.org/events/

Ive never really followed saboom

Is this mystery woman the nancy that has fucked over 500 speedsters. Why do speedsters keep fucking this obvious bait.

>>167635539
its time to put an end to this extended tournament meme. no tournaments should last that long. its not a tournament anymore, its a league. even call it SRL seasons or some shit.

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Just finished my Yakuza 1 speedrun

>>167637353
>>167492597
pic of the igt would be better bud
grats on actually doing it

>>167637574
I'm trying to get my time down desu this is like my 4th attempt to get under 3 hours. I heard on AGDQ that they usually pick a game they like and roll with it
theres a lot of rng because of the street fights, and not very many glitches
thanks for your kind words

Why doesn't FuriousPaul just quit Castlevania IV already? He's wasting his skill and determination.

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don't forget to report this racist stream!

>>167642817
grind monkeying is not a skill

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thread almost dead, praise narcissa

The God Gamer Stigma

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srg is a vile right wing hate site

>>167644087
Pathetic

is it acceptable to wear diapers during a 7 hour run?

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>>167648520

>authorbulge thinks his stream is worth a shit
>recent follower on layout
nigger? lmfao

why don't any cute srg boys stream regularly?

>>167649132
because there aren't any cute srg boys

>>167649181
there are but they don't stream regularly anymore

>>167649254
>there are
not really

>>167649412
what about yiffyiff?

>>167649601
who

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>>167649972

>tfw secretly admire narci but can't tell anyone about it because /srg/ would make fun of me for it

Harvester runs tomorrow boys

>>167650414
>I admire self harming and self destructive individuals
>cant admit bc srg would make fun of me

I hope a lot more than srg

I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.

>>167649972
/r/speedrun is actually totally fine and there's literally no way goose is going to improve it.

look at goose's sub, /r/speedruns. it's the exact same shit with just way fewer people.

>>167652081
Are you a cute speedboy though?

>>167652757
shut up Cuck FX

https://www.twitch tv/skeletonbill

live in a few

>>167649972
blast from the past

SM64 is hard, but there are harder games. I used to be an SM64 cuck until I started running other shit. Most SM64 cucks never escape and fall deep into the delusion.

>>167663610
Care to provide some examples?

>>167663754
It's not like it would do any good if I listed them anyway. They're games of which you have no experience or understanding.

>>167663880
Right, you have no examples, because there is no speedgame out there more difficult to optimize than SM64. It's too deep.

>inb4 >>>its le too deep LOL XD

It is the deepest speedgame.

>>167663993
I know you're either baiting or a genuinely retarded human being, but I'm curious. What games have you done runs of other than SM64?

>>167664043
I'm not baiting. I am also not giving away my identity so you can turn it into something personal when you still have no examples.

People like you always claim it's incorrect, but can never provide any examples.

Super Mario 64 is the deepest speedgame out there right now. There's no need to be angry about it.

>>167663993
>there is no speedgame out there more difficult to optimize than SM64
But cheese is barely 2 minutes away from his sum of best.

And the speedrun is only 5 minutes or so from the human theory TAS.

What metric are you using to measure "depth" and "difficult to optimize"?

>>167664203
I'm talking in comparison to every other speedgame out there, playing optimal in a game with as SM64 is more difficult than any other speedgame.

>>167664192
>People like you always claim it's incorrect, but can never provide any examples.
You haven't provided any examples, though. How can you claim SM64 is the deepest speedgame when you have no understanding of any other game, and no objective evidence that it is?

>>167497325
this

>>167664306
>I'm talking in comparison to every other speedgame out there
What metric are you using to compare it to the depth of other speedgames? What speedgames have you measured the "depth" of and how did you measure it?

why are sm64 runners unable to differentiate between opinion and fact?

Have to love how defensive meme gamer players get when you put down the facts about SM64.

Just because you don't like it being the deepest speedgame out there doesn't mean it's suddenly an opinion.

SM64 runners are like faggots who think Steve Vai virtuoso shred guitar noodling bullshit is the pinnacle of musical skill.

>>167664823
This post is just a meaningless string of words that mean nothing, and you are still mad.

>>167664882
Stop flailing around like a faggot. Either answer my questions or admit that you have nothing.

>>167664927
I answered your question the first time you asked it. In comparison to other speedgames. Comparison, my little meme boy. Stop posting nonsense.

>>167664991
What metric are you using to compare it to the depth of other speedgames? What speedgames have you measured the "depth" of and how are you measuring "depth"?

This thread is proof that SM64 runners have no idea how objectivity works and blatantly assert their game is better with fuck all to substantiate it.

>>167665070
Why are you repeating yourself? There is no metric, I'm talking direct comparison from game to game. By looking at one and then the other. Has your brain broken?

>>167665205
>By looking at one and then the other.
So you've SUBJECTIVELY decided that your Nintoddler game has the most depth.

Congratulations on actually being that retarded.

>>167665284
No, I've used comparison. It's very clear to see.

>>167665205
>There is no metric, I'm talking direct comparison from game to game.
How can you directly compare something without a metric? How fucking stupid are you?

>>167665381
By looking at the depth of other speedgames and how they pale in comparison to the depth that SM64 offers. Why is this such a hard concept for meme game players to understand? Is the anger clouding your judgment? It's quite fascinating.

>I can tell this metal bar is worth more money than that other metal bar by placing them next to each other and looking at them.
>No need to weigh them or have them appraised. I just know.
>My opinion is a fact.

>>167665696
More nonsensical gibberish that doesn't mean anything.

>>167665945
>ooh ooh ahh ahh
>me sm64 runner, me no understand simple analogy
*bonobo howls*

>human theory TAS
One of the worst memes. Poorly optimized segmented runs for the type of idiots that actually use the phrase "TAS only" (and then get BTFO when someone that isn't a grind monkey pulls it off in real time).

>tfw nobody mentions witwix when talking about SM64 runners
Sad!

>>167668218
Witwix isn't a speedrunner.

>>167668394
yet this thread jacks off day and night over cosmeme who also isn't a speedrunner

>>167668541
Mental illness is more funnier than a fat sellout

>>167668672
fair enough

>>167668541
>implying /srg/ is still about speedrunning

>>167668541
How new are you?

>>167669576
first day!

really excited to be part of this community!

already studying up on the maymays

>>167652981
meows...

>>167670264
Thanks for the late response!