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/srg/ - SpeedRunning General

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Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.

http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. As expected, they're quite fast paced and pull off many frame perfect actions. They're also useful for an RTA, as these videos are useful for learning routes and certain techniques.

Inactive speedrun links:
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/ - has old GDQ infor and various old threads of discussion on games.

http://www.speedrunslive.com/ - Live speedrun streams and host of races. IRC is dead but the live streams still work.

12 hour challenge is back Feb 10-12.
Info here: http://pastebin.com/U4yrfNAD

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>>167252089
Maybe consider getting a job and/or a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Someone post the kazooiegirl/stiv makeout gif. Ty
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>>167252026
XD HE POSTED IT AGAIN
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>>167252112
die faggot
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>>167252026
This reminds me I've gotta get this game. Thanks senpai!
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WAHHH
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>>167252607
Is that Sir Dan?
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>AGDQ ended Jan 14.
>18 days have passed
>Still no AGDQ feedback thread on SDA
Are they scared of the feedback this year?
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>>167252713
They probably just don't want to perpetually deal with crybaby children who throw tantrums at them.
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>>167252713
They know we (The legion of /serg/ that hacks and ddoses all speedscum) are going to drive a shuttle bus through the thread.
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>>167252850
>>167252853
There was nothing wrong with GDQ this year except for the kid deadnaming narcissa.
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>>167251931
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>>167252634
him name it medievil
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how do I stream big
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>>167252089
Can we bring back the meme where we shop other peoples avatars into tweets to make it look like they posted them
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>>167254102
nice backpedalling meow
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>>167254102
sure, you start
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>>167253228
Jack off on stream to pics of kazooie
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>>167253228
it's all about branding
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post squid advertising his stream
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dwhatever exposed 5 people in 70 star today, taking the 2nd place spot with a 48:13.

his next goal is world record.
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>>167255889
This dude really going in right now. Never saw him as a WR capable player.
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>>167255783
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>>167255889
>>167256483
it's spliced
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>>167256834
quit forcing this shit meme nobody likes it
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https://clips.twitch
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>>167257124
DAM GURL
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>>167257124
still on the non-content I see
BotW won't help him now
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Who even runs medievil?
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>>167258204
Where's Arm%?
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>>167257124

Cringe Goddess

I don't know why you guys don't watch her streams. She's confessed that she comes onto THIS VERY THREAD and reads every nasty comment you write about her. She's even kinda cute, both in looks and in that "I'm full of estrogen and completely deluded meow" kinda way
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>>167259863
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>>167260216
>de hippie spacing
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>>167257124
I thought getting swole was a guy thing, and girls were all about getting a firm butt and all that stuff?

He really should see a therapist.
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>>167260364
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the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
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>>167260216
>she
>she's cute
fuck off cosmo you're a male
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>>167261182
what does hippie have to do with jin saotome young man
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>>167261586
you need to have good spacing with jin due to the endlag of his normals
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>>167261394

idc, she'll read what I wrote and smile

Or not. She can't seem to decide whether she wants people to love her or hate her, lol.
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>>167261834
>de hippie spacing
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>>167261834
>she
he's ugly and i'm glad that he'll read what i say afterwords and immediately frown
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>>167261857
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>>167261942
lmao based
cosmo you're a fucking faggot
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>>167256997
You based as fuck nigga. You can fuck my wife playa hatea
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You fucking wierdos need to get a life
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>>167262805
define "life"
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>>167263885
wtf how is squid allwoed to restream trihex???
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all the categories are arbitrary
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>>167263885
that is NOT a monkey
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haha this grindmonkey meme is pretty funny, can i post it to reddit and reblog it?
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>>167265159
https://youtu.be/sn7bEVnFlds
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>>167265456
whining about it isn't going to make it go away
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the grindmedievil
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>>167261685
thats a next level meme
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>>167270634
>irrelevant = next level
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twitch tv/another_castle_

tranny
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>>167270768
xD
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>>167270963
Lel
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>>167270963
is he on the tranny nutter list?
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>>167265456
save it, it's yours my friend :)
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>>167271376
He is now!

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
another_castle_


CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!
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>>167271485
what about that ferianjay fag
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>choke a decent run
>choke another one
>begin feeling a strong urge to hit myself as hard as possible and scream loudly
Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>167270759
(You)
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>speedrunning a complete rng game
might as well call it a lets play
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>>167272149
there is no game that is 100% rng.
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>>167272591
you're telling me mario party isnt rng?
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>>167272830
winning minigames is a matter of skill
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>>167272591
fire emblem
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>>167272830
finishing minigames fast is often in the players control, i assume.
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>>167273009
>de hippie spacing
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>>167272925
wouldn't extensive menuing, routing and game knowledge be involved in a game like that?
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>>167273068
no lmao
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>>167272869
>>167272953
*rolls 2*
*shrinks back*
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Squid on decent pace rn
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>>167273716
Will he finally get a 54 after dozens of hours of grinding? Stay tuned to find out!!
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>>167273054

I actually put the space in because it gives me an instant (you)
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>>167192482
LOL
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>>167274412
choked on my food laughing when i saw that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOU7_p_9Ao
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>>167271676
OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
another_castle_
ferianjay


CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!
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>>167251931
That man looks entirely too sane to be an actual speedrunner, imo.
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>>167275091
Imagine being so autistic that you don't understand how words could affect how people perceive you.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/5roobt/do_you_even_lift/?st=iyp0s6c1&sh=ee390772
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>>167275296
Should add Rachel to "CURED", desu.
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>>167275617
who?
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>>167275392
shut the fuck up marxist
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the death of ion.jpg
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Squid did it!
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>>167275257
This is like the 30th time he's "quit" speedrunning
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>>167275671
The tranny that was friends with Pheenoh and worked on the Twilight Princess TAS but threw himself off a bridge because the emulator general thread wouldn't stop bullying him.
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>>167275671
ded tranny
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>>167275392
only tranny nutters are this retarded
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY retarded tranny FREAK
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>>167275686
That's not Marxism, that's basic social skills.
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>>167276164
especially trannykeys
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>>167276164

Also for every tranny-enabler.
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>>167276053
oh, if he really worked on a TAS, I'll add him next time I post the list, but I haven't heard of that before
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>>167276181
naw naw son, hol' up
the people who don't want ME to call anyone a disgusting tranny freaks are all agents of cultural marxist, using a form of censorship to prevent me from saying the truth so that me along with White civilization, is undermined so that the jewish elite can take over the world without their biggest obstacle: the straight White MALE
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I didn't realise Witwix was so fat.
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*opens thread*

*closes thread*
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I would fuck:

Kazooiegirl
Misskaddykins
Kungfufruitcup
Bananas
TwiggyVi

without a condom
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>>167277703
Twiggy?
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>>167277703
>bananas
>no croni
come on man
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>>167278301
one of those is not like the others

hint: one of them is a mentally ill tranny loony
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awkward_meows
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>>167275617
lmao do it
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>>167278676
she's a trap not a tranny
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TOPLESS GRILL ON SKATER'S STREAM
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>>167278923
M1...
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>>167278808
SHIT
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>>167279221
run medievil
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>>167279221
jebaited
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>>167277540
word
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Going live in a sec

https://www.twitch
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Cheese can get a 49:12 with three deaths. Why can't Squid?
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>>167276164
except (you)
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>>167284836
Because Cheese has like 6000 hours in the game, about half of which is focused and efficient practice, while Squid has 2000 hours of only runs.
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>>167285542
Congratulations on barely getting a mediocre time.
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>>167285630
Thanks!
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>>167252146
Tolki took her spacious womb and KEKED Kazooiegirl!
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why this nigga playing the game in japanese lmao we kno u cant read japanese
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whats the point of speedrunning unless you have a legitimate shot of holding the world record? is it just a way for people to immerse themselves in something as an escape from their real life?
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>>167286107
It's a new way to play video games. It can be interesting and enjoyable even without going for a record.
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>>167286221
>I-I'm j-just having f-fun!
t. exposed grindmonkey
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>>167286221
word
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as an outsider it seems to me like its massively time consuming with only the slimmest of rewards and essentially requires you to forsake your responsibilities and be a NEET if you want to take it seriously
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>>167286381
That's only if you go for competitive times in popular games.

People strongly overstate the time investment of speedrunning. Nobody's forcing you to dedicate your life to it.
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>>167286381
>essentially requires you to forsake your responsibilities and be a NEET if you want to take it seriously
There are plenty of speedrunners with full time jobs. Darbian is an accomplished software engineer, for example.
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>>167286539
>>167286645
i should have qualified my statement with 'these are only the impressions i get from lurking /srg/'
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>>167286786
>believing anything /srg/ says
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>>167286853
but /srg/ told me all the cute speed bois gather here after dark
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hey everyone wats up speedboys
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>>167290113
How many mgs of adderall do you take per stream?
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>>167290196
9001
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>>167290196
20mg is enough for one evening.
>>167290242
Please don't pretend to be me.
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>>167290113
talk about gay erp and Clint shows up. Really makes you think.
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speedruning is _________
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>>167291285
gay af
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>>167291406
word
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>>167291285
a moderately interesting distraction until the novelty wears off
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>>167291484
- Guy who was never actually interested in speedrunning and only jumped on it for the fad like the majority of the 'community'
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>>167291579
- mindless grind monkey defending pointlessly grinding children's games 18 hours a day
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>>167291638
- Pathetic loser who is wasting time posting in a speedrunning thread when he claims to not enjoy or care about speedrunning
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meddy evil
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>>167291702
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>>167256949
Reminds me of that time Goronguy (horribly) spliced a run for 3rd place in an irrelevant category then blamed it on depression when he got caught.
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so what happened to zelly's documentary about the history of OoT runs?

did it go the way of the "this is the run" thing and it won't ever get finished?

the SM64 history from the other day was short and info-dense and it was all anyone needed. no, we don't really need footage of interviews of runners.
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>>167293696
fags and cucks don't get things done
that's why they have zero wrs
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https://twitter.com/zandravandra/status/827366088379863040
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>>167295863
I have never seen this person in my life & I am blocked
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>>167295978
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>>167296028
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>its a cosmo posts pictures of himself because the thread isnt talking about him at the moment episode
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Imagine being cyberdemon531 right now holy shit he's done for
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>>167257124
did i just get raped. i feel like it
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death to ALL tranny FREAKS
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>>167297919
>be a dumb idiot
>have consequences
wow
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live now
twitch tv /clintstevens
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>>167298170
How is this even remotely related to jewery?
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>>167301175
>cultural marxism and thought police
Please go to bed.
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>>167301462
Anon, I'm serious. Go to bed.
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>>167301462
other way around after that failed memethon shitter
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>>167301542
lmao
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>>167301746
oh yeah well this is YOU
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>>167301818
>>167301596
>>167301501
>>167301375
>>167300990
marathon was a month ago my man
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>>167301847
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>>167301892
Haha, no problem man, glad to help out! Love to see r/srg get totally destroyed--let's kick medieval's butt!
No, but really, go to bed.
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>>167302042
leather club's two blocks down my man
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>>167302154
k
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>>167302154
fuck you
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Why the fuck is /srg/ so /pol/?

Shouldn't you literal white supremacists be jerking each other off over Stromfront shit? Why are you here? Of all fucking generals to invade, why a speedrunning one?
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>>167303243
Fresh off the boat from reddit kid?
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Goddamn was there a marathon I wasn't aware of what the hell happened here?
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>>167303243
Hello, newfriend. /srg/ is /pol/-lite for over a year now.
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>>167304748
just the usual poor soul wandering in from r speedrun and getting bootyblasted
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is he the trihex 2017?
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>>167305446
If he actually gets big off (insert game other than goldeneye) I will be very curious to see what happens with his moderation.
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>>167297812
especially trannykeys
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What happened to Werster?
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>>167307075
He has a wife's son now
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>>167305446
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>>167307714
I just don't feel this applies to goose. Hes not a centrist or a nihilist.
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>>167308198
gotcha senpai
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>>167308551
for what its worth you got a laugh from the smuggie
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Speedruns general should be named FastAFBoi general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLR9KolwWZg
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I love Clint
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Clint is such a faggot
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>>167257124
fuck me. Does his dick get hard knowing a look away from my screen in disgust? Why does twitch let him get away with streaming this non vidya related garbage?
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literally who?
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>>167309828
He is a part of SDA oldbois club, so the only way he will stop doing this is when someone from RWDS causes a lead overdose on him.
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Just wait until BotW is released and my channel grows big you faggots!!!
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>>167311507
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Any /srg/ thinking of speedrunning BotW, too?
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hey
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>>167318003

hi
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>>167318052
what's up
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>>167318119
Just beat my personal best. You?
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>>167318185
post splits
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>>167318963
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>>167319086
gj senpai
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I have never seen a more annoying ugly person than Cosmo Wright, the nearly 30 year old Male, man.
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Oh for fuck sake am i going to have to run Oni again to BTFO this nutter? There are too many damn cutscenes.
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>>167319905
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>>167319905
>someone on /srg/ acting like they run a game properly, let alone blow someone out
Please, my sides, they are sick
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>>167318963
whurl rekky biatch
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there still isn't a AGDQ feedback thread up. also the last post even made in the GDQ section was over 5 days ago. I think it's safe to say that SDA is DEAD.
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>>167321272
>(Playstation)
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>>167256949
>>167293050
dwhatever didn't splice lmao
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>>167323970
lot of differences between versions
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>>167324260
He's a streamer, so he probably cheated for the easy subs and donations he knew he would get. Reminder that only offline runs verified by an independent referee should be allowed on leaderboards.
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what's the latest hot tranny gossip? i haven't been keeping up for a couple weeks
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>>167326012
The video of the run is available for you to examine if you're skeptical.
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>>167326012
memes aside, how can communities really stop the cheating? there has to be a nice set up to screen and discourage cheating. what does twin galaxies do?
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>>167326326
cosmo recorded himself putting a dildo in his ass
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Why would anyone run oot 100%? It's a four hour run and taking wr from zfg is damn near impossible.
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>>167330225
they just want to get closer to the best speed runner that ever lived
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>>167275296
>tfw didnt make the list
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>>167330225
because they like the category and don't play video games for the sole purpose of getting a meaningless record.
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>>167333042
Ecept it isn't meaningless, it means you are the best.

Never let 6th place plebs tell you that getting WR is meaningless.
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>>167333205
>it means you are the best.
which is meaningless.
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The words of the Teacher, son of David, king in Jerusalem: "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."
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>>167333042
So why don't they make their own routes instead of using zfg's? It's all about fun instead of going fast, how fun can copying something be?
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>>167333869
>fun instead of going fast
false dichotomy
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>>167333869
>So why don't they make their own routes instead of using zfg's?
Because they enjoy using the established route.

God you're thick.
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>>167333291
It means you are the best.
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>>167337675
autism and mental illness go hand in ahnd
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Why did cybermemon get banned from twitch?
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>>167326713
stop caring so much about online leaderboards and find value elsewhere in your life i.e., via production instead of consumption
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>>167338306
for saying how much he hates blacks
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all the rng in certain fire emblem games is manipulated / seeded such that every decent speedrun should look similar with a focus on menuing and rapidly correctly executing going through the motions necessary for rng manipulated, its less rng heavy than a game like momo4 or boshy
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>>167276164
and one for meows too (but because he wants it)
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>>167338480
excuse me but speedrunning is the PRODUCTION of content since people will CONSUME(watch) the runs.
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>>167286381
generally competent people i.e., people who can pick up different things and do well (most non autistic successful human beings) do not need to dedicate their lives to a single speedgame in order to be good-decent at it and get enjoyment out of playing it
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>>167271485
>MilesSMB

What?
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>>167274006
>dozens
Thousands
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>>167339495
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>>167277162
I didn't realize Witwix was so fast
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Is defrag speedrunning?
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>>167339495
hes a literal cybertranny
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>>167342247
garbage cpm strafe maps are not speedrunning
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>>167343896
But they're so comfy.
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>>167344398
educate yourself
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>167342247
The quake engine assists the bunny hop way too much. There are other guys where bunny hops are more impressive.
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How do I achieve this look
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>>167347362
maximum faggotry
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>>167347362
4 cocks, to be taken orally or rectally twice a day
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>>167347362
cultural marxism
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>>167347362
stop giving a shit
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>>167347362
Maybe shes born with it. Maybe its..
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>>167347362
be born a filthy kike
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>The quake engine assists the bunny hop way too much. There are other guys where bunny hops are more impressive.
what did he mean by this
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it finally happen yet?
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>>167352131
whats that
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>>167352439
Has anyone been forced in a psychiatric center yet?
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
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>>167352131
no, The God Gamer Stigma hasn't been lifted yet.
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>>167348316
Whom are you quoting?
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>>167352131
Yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOU7_p_9Ao
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>>167356878
Sometimes I wonder if saboom abuses adderall.
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>>167357047
lack of face to face social interaction causing paranoia and mania 2bqh
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>>167356878
This kid has a penchant for melodrama, but he's probably one of the best and purest runners. Hopefully he'll be back.
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>>167359678
he's one of the most skilled speedrunners in existence by far.
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>>167352576
about a year ago i was seriously considering admitting myself
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>238/250 subs, still thinking of incentive
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>>167360401
But he literally mindlessly grinds more than anyone
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>>167363151
It's not exactly mindless. I'd call Chris a bigger grind monkey than saboom.
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Why didn't Cosmo just get braces?

why didn't i sage?
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>>167366326
Braces are expensive.
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>>167366735
Cosmo is sitting on a $900 computer chair.

He bought the special edition of BotW.

Don't tell me he can't afford braces.
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Damn.... goes live while Trihex is already streaming and overtakes him in no time at all. Trihex's time is up?
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>>167367810
Braces are in the 5+ thousands, and that doesn't include the routine visits.
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>>167367810
what chair is it?
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>>167367898
been for a bit
he even knows
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>>167367898
The average twitch viewer is a racist tr*mp supporter.
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>>167367903
Why didn't he get braces when he was making $80,000+ a year?

>>167368040
Herman Miller Aeron
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>>167368114
wow theyre both fags who knew
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>>167368252
>Herman Miller Aeron

damn just checked, I had no idea chairs could even be that pricey.
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>>167252146
Here you go.
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He came; He saw; He conquered
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>>167370375
wtf I love jews and niggers now
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you discuss me
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I make tranny taint wet
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>>167368114
hahahaha what the fuck

surely it's the white man holding him down!
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>>167371878
>white
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>>167374219
let that dead doggo alone
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speedrunning
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>>167375582
>overmeme
not our boy
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>>167375582
>>
> referring to your speedruns as "projects"
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>>167376758
>>167375582
When can we expect the hot tips on how to become a successful overcuck streamer?
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zfg gets owned
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zfgRunOgre
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>>167376758
>this image

Pie is essentially smart enough to (very) roughly gauge how hype a game is going to be, but not quite smart enough to judge his own audience. Dangerous territory.
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>losing a run to ganondorf
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>>167359678
>This kid has a penchant for melodrama
I wish he had a penchant for melanoma
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>>167356878
that edge cut me from across the room
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>>167251931
What is that pic from btw? Witty at some convention or something?
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>>167380616
I fucking knew it
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>>167381878
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>>167381981
Im not even shitposting, can someone explain to me why you can replace the name trihex in this image with any other streamer and it's all the same on their discord? Is there a name for this effect?
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>>167382314
The God Gamer Stigma
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>>167381878
context?
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>>167385141
Whitehex is a fake weeb.
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>>167385442
what do you mean?
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what is the pit's weight loss program of speedrunning?
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>>167386670
go away
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killing crabs
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>>167386783
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>>167338697
appreciate it senpai
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>>167390206
thanks for the late response!
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>>167376758
Lmfao this pic. how flip floppy
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>>167393330
kys
>>
hey
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>>167399803
especially trannykeys
>>
https://youtu.be/ZmXvmgn01EE

What's going on with Saboom?
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>>167405408
The man who went over the grind limit. He exceeded the monkey, the jellyfish and the amoeba. He is now simply Grind
>>
more like baboon
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>>167405408
he got cucked
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>>167406189
Story?
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>>167406189
Well fuck, he seemed like a chill dude who doesn't deserve this kind of shit
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>>167405408
>that bit at 4:30

Tch.... nothenn personnel... kid...........
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>>167405408
is he our guy?
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>>167407001
yes
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>>167406248
>>167406258
i actually have no idea if he got cucked, i just said that for no reason.
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>>167407784
For what purpose? Sort it out.
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>>167407868
for no purpose. i already said this.
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>>167407784
Well as far as i can see there was something wrong with his gf so you got me there
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>>167408029
Pathetic.
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>>167407784
he actually did get cucked, read the new section in his twitch profile
>>
Life lessons~
I feel fortunate to have even tried a relationship! The ups and downs can be really the most powerful feelings life has to offer. I'd encourage anyone that hasn't dated to put themselves out there, things will be hard at times, but in the end you gain life experience that can't otherwise be understood. That all said, I am no longer dating, I was cheated on before we broke up, I continued to be cheated on while constantly thrown bones of "mending" things (while still living together) and ultimately, she goooone! Emotional disorders are a scary thang, unfortunately she rubbed hers off on me but I'll shake 'em here pretty soon. I said regrettable words to people in heated moments (tho wouldn't take them back even if I could ;) ). I'm not looking for forgiveness; burning bridges is what I want with some of you. peace. and not a single tear was shed that day.


Well fuck
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Whats /srg/ opinion on Witwix?

t.other general fag who saw Witwix as OP image
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This man comes in your room and laughs at your speed run, what do you do?
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>>167405408
>>167408421
http://pastebin.com/tr2xifcM
kek
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>>167410585
Expose him for betraying others, being a pedo, and remind him that Lalah Sune will never be his mother.
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>>167408421
>>167411716
God i love drama
>>
[muffled anime in the distance]
>>
Friendly reminder anime will bring you true happiness
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>>167415718
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>>167416625
he's a tool alright
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>>167415718
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>>167417030
this manga was absolute garbage
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ZFG's was on WR pace by probably a few seconds at the Ganondorf fight, and had a really, really dumb death there. He didn't reflect Ganondorf's attack in time and got hit by the lighting sphere, which basically never happened to him in 5 years. It happened two times in a row, so he died.
He lost 2min on that and could still PB but not WR by any mean. He then got hit another time by Ganondorf but killed him, failed the first collapse, and failed the one bomb Superslide, so he decided to throw the PB away not to have this abomination of a run as his PB video.
That was both really funny and really sad that it happened, especially since this part is actually quite easy compared to the rest of the run, and well, ZFG's a god.

>ZFG's a god
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>>167417030
Holy shit, it's been years since I've last seen this posted.
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>>167411716
>he would be overtaken by jealousy for things ranging from me worrying that my co-worker was flirting with me to someone taking a WR he had
>someone taking a WR he had
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>>167251931
Speedrun.tv should be added to op
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>>167411716
i feel like such a retard for even reading half of that

how old are these people?
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>>167422290
they're mentally retarded, so roughly 10.
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>>167421776
Cronikeys, out!
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>>167421776
every link should be removed from the OP
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WHY IS EVERY FUCKING PASTEBIN JUST A WALL OF TEXT WITH NO EXPLANATION

LIKE MAKING A FUCKING TITLE AND BY LINE FUCKER I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS SHIT IS ON
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>>167425962
A stream monster who Saboom got with airing their dirty laundry to all the betas she gathered from being with him.
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>>167426604
Thanks my man
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>>167426604
>>
gimme sum obscure, short PS1 games
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>>167427423
Jersey Devil
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>>167427423
jumping flash
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>>167427171
I knew, I gave the info. Stay mad.
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>>167427171
dumb anime! suck my cock!
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>>167427564
Hmm, I think I have that somewhere
it's a collectathon no?

>>167427650
Played that years ago at my grandads
was boring as hell
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>>167427761
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>>167427860
yeh it's a collectathon, but it's not short. Or its length could just be because not a lot of people play it
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>>167428634
so it's ripe for glitch hunting?
I honestly like finding shortcuts and glitches more than doing runs
>>
how do I speedrun good games
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>>167428965
could be. The world is your oyster, anon. Though I'm not familiar with the deep, rich legacy of Jersey Devil speedrunning
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>>167429630
don't tell me what to do
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>>167430151
Don't NOT reply to this post.
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>>167405408
>mentally draining succubus flirts with multiple people while claiming she """"loves"""" him just so she can stay in the apartment
>puts his life out in the open without the dude's knowledge
>instantly plays the victim card after he broke that shit up saying she was """"suicidal""""
Sounds like the slut is a huge cunt. Good for him.
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>>167433610
word
WORD
word
>>
I could really use a (You) rn....
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>>167436063
Don't spend it all in one place
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>>167437775
>>167437305
thanks senpai!
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>>167422290
early 20s. it's actually pretty normal.
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>>167271485
>withhelde

Our girl Bazza was the original tranny and shouldn't be on that list.
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>>167342247
TFC skills maps are speerunning

This isn't
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>>167380616
The absolute STATE of these "people"
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>>167432146
ROLLING AROUND
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjbRONVTIp8
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>>167446735
Down in Pumpkin Hill I gots to find my lost piece.
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On a scale of 1 to wife's son, how comfy is he?
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>>167447421
spouses' offspring
>>
zfg is the perfect example of what happens when one overcomes The God Gamer Stigma
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>>167416625
he's now aware he's a shitter. just trying to rake in the cash before he has to go back to working at chili's
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>>167452464
*spends $70,000 on a new car for grandma*
*spends another $5,000 on emotes from some underage gook jailbait I'm thirsty for*
Haha, yeah, really raking in the cash...
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>>167453232
Why are some people so fucking retarded with money
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╲⎝\╲⎝\ PogChamp ⧸⎠╱⧸╱
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
The Grind Monkey Stigma
>>
The Zero Time Dilemma
>>
Boktai: The Sun Is in Your Hand
>>
The Ocarina of Time
>>
Blinx the Time Sweeper
>>
all me
>>
The Jet Grind Radio
>>
the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357cc of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
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>>167456101
>>167456409
>>167457378
>>167457495
>>167458043
>>167461780
>>167463459
this meme is dogshit
>>
>>167454507
Some people are black.
>>
>>167465598
The sky is blue, what's your point
>>
Reminder that clintstevens is a more successful speedrunner than zfg.
>>
>nobody watching Potterthon

Speedrun kino
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>>167466824
where?
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>>167468735
can't believe he's streaming at the same time as trihex....

......f*ck witwix!
>>
witwix is probably the biggest shithead on twitch and I would jump off a bridge before saying a nice word about him, but trihex is pretty retarded for complaining about this.
>>
i want to FUCK an elin
>>
headcrab is such a lucky guy, getting to mercilessly lick beanie's naked armpits on a nightly basis and all
>>
>>167468735
>when your direct nuthugger and personal advice coach betrays you
>>
>>167468735
where does carlsagan get viewers? has something happened recently? i recall him peaking lower than panga
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>>167469848
YouTube
>>
>>167469583
what is trihex complaining about now? about how even iateyourpie gets more viewers than him? about how he squandered 5k average viewers?
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>>167468735
boy i sure am glad we picked weewee to be our guy instead of trihex. we bet on the right horse.
>>
iateyourpie
witwix
trihex


continue this list
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>>167472036
liquidxsquid
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>So, you remember our agreement, right? You can't start streaming Mario Maker if I'm already streaming it. We coo'? Come on son I really need this. Aight..
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>>167473820
diaperboy has a point

fuck faggot """""""""content""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""creators""""""""""" that just take someone else's work and edit it into a top 10 or comprehensive history type video
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>>167474051
>thinking I want to watch unfiltered autism
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>>167474051
ok sig
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>>167475095
>>167475235
This is horrible. I am a dude and my pussy dried up holy shit. Trihex has less than zero, he has a negative amount of understanding of women.
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dude stop
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(not really though)
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>>167475095
>>167475235
>>167475389
this is almost as disgusting as pic related
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>>167475095
>>167475235
>>167475389
fake. how would they even get released. private discord messages lol
>>
>>167475095
>>167475235
>>167475389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9WOdnR-Nfs
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>>167368114
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5s4t6l/trihex_thinks_witwix_is_trying_to_steal_his/
CuckbaCuckian thinks this year old screenshot is new and posted it on his reddit
lmao
>>
yoooo nigga how u gonna be a decent lookin nigga have nigga swag and da nigga mussels and may b da nigga swang dik and u stil cant get da pussy liek wwwuuuuuuuuuu XD
>>
If you could have a beer with one stream monster in real life who would it be
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>>167476691
It would have to be (You), anon
>>
>>167476691
fibonastyspagetti
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>>167476691
aris of atp
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>>167476972
it seems like he would smell pretty bad though
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>>167473820
Sig is right. The video was lazy. If the creator wasn't around in the 2011-12 period, he should either research this properly or not make the video.

And even the narrative it spins about how 1:43 became 1:40 - the bulk of the video - is also a disservice to everyone involved in optimizing star strats who isn't a WR-holding runner.
>>
>trihex accidentally became a father
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>>167477134
he's a stickler for personal hygiene surprisingly, and quite self aware
>>
>>167477134
I'd think the smell of kush would overcome any BO he might give off
>>
>>167475095
>>167475235
god damn it can someone explain
>>
>>167477431
people get emotional when they feel they've made a mental breakthrough regarding trust or abandonment issues and like to express this feeling to their loved ones / S.O.
>>
>>167477571
woman detected

bitch leave
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>>167477571
so trihex is sperging out to his gf? what about?
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>>167477712
Trihex is basically a girl with daddy issues.
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>>167477629
i'll clown on bitch niggas all day long but we're not talking fuckin tranniversary shit, he might have sperged out but that's some serious shit that people should feel comfortable expressing to someone they love if they've been dating a while
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>>167477879
Men don't "express love" unless they are gay or bitches
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>>167478050
i love you
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>>167478050
love u sweetie
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>>167478318
i know
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>>167478318
>>
this shit is old af when he got catfished
>>
D Y K E P U S S Y
Y
K
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P
U
S
S
Y
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>>167478694
Are the discord screenshots not of him and the girl hes with now?
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>>167478829
>11/26/15
i feel the possibility is low
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>>167478829
read the time stamps
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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