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Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>167483815
post waifus not boring /pol/ shit
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Anyone know a good aimbot? I'm done playing by the rules.
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>>167483815
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>167483835
yeah she fittingly seems like a sexy airhead
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tfw GM and still dont consciously know how long most ults last
>tac visor
>grav surge
>high noon
>etc etc etc etc

NONE OF IT
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>>167483914
Sure its called GIT FUCKING GUD
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I love Hana.
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>>167483902
alrighty
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>>167483953
I always mess up my bubbles as Zarya and end up exposed for a split second.
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anyone have any good roadhog art? cant get enough of that sexy piggy
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>>167483953

>hear "IT'S HIGH NOOOON"
>run for cover for 10 seconds in to foetal position
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>>167483914
I've got you in my sights.
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>>167484060
>wait 10 seconds for high noon
>poke head out
>DRAW
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So, is Reaper's mask based on the Barn Owl or not?
Makes sense you know, superstitions about death and whatnot.
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>lost SR
>2 am: lost sleel
>fucking garbage loot box

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Blizzard!
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>>167483935
i didnt bother reading this post, you already got btfo by me
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>mfw mercy the fake german speaks more german than reinhardt the real german
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>>167484163
You don't read it because you have zero arguments.
You are a very obese neckbeard who gets angry because VAs are not emotionally attached to some dumb multiplayer shooter, a job that took them probably less than 30 minutes.

Also,
>gtfo cos you just got btfo
What kind of Redditor types like this?
Cos?
What are you, some kind of fucking nigger on Whatsapp?
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>>167483914

Play on console, they all have one :^)
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>>167483935
>>167484001
>>167484094
>>167484161
On a scale of 1-9000 how ass blasted are you?
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>>167484236
swiss german is better anyway
and militant warrior + german phrases is a bad look
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>>167484269
let the /pol/ shit die, this thread is for waifuposting
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Quick! Someone post Hana's camel toe
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>you are now aware the mercy fag is a nigger
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3v3 is such trash, so is all the other arcade modes

its so not worth the crates at all
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>>167484430
>you are now aware Fareeha was best girl all along
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>>167484430
thats rude anon, the appropriate insult for a mercyfag on this general is "Chu"
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>>167484263
>Healthy BMI (22)
>Can barely grow facial hair let alone neckbeard (Shave once a week)
>angry because VA's arent emotionally attached to a dumb shooter
that wasnt my argument at all, I was simply saying she was pretty unprofesional and for the autismos americans like yourself who actually pay money to fly to wherever blizzcon is and buy tickets, she did a half-assed job. Compare that to rein who went outside and spoke rein lines with the cosplayers, thats someone who actually cares about his job. Then you have the middle ground, Mei, she knew a lot of her lines, didn't need to read off a sheet and did was she was paid their to do (since you probably think all of those VA's flew to blizzcon on their own volition and wern't being paid to appear in that panel)

Why do you keep making these retarded assumptions? Why do you keep capitalising the R in reddit? Now i'm a nigger all of a sudden? I've never used whatsapp in my life I just text snapchat and facebook msngr, what the fuck is wrong with you you autismo retard?

Back to >>>/b/ I think, you're clearly on your honeymoon phase on 4chan and think the entire site is as edgy and autistic as you are.
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>>167484553
Shes a westernised asian chick. What do you expect their life revolves around scamming free food and products off people without a hint of regret at their actions.
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>>167484553
>I was simply saying she was pretty unprofesional
Because she doesn't care about one of the many jobs she has taken as a VA?

>she did a half-assed job
In pandering to the autismos who go to Blizzcon?
The only thing they deserve is a beating.

>Now i'm a nigger all of a sudden?
Exactly what kind of obese Redditor would ever type
>gtfo cos u got btfo

>I think
You don't think anything, you are an autist who complained about a VA not remembering probably one of the simplest VA jobs she has ever done.
Doing VA work for Overwatch doesn't requiere any effort acting wise, of course they don't remember.

Unlike you, their life doesn't revolve around Overwatch.
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Do you listen to music while playing?
Got any suggestions?
I just want to tune everything out as I quickplay for some boxes.
And yes I'm aware the game is 80% sound design but I really don't care right now.
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>>167484615
>>167484536
Damn son
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>>167484675
>Do you listen to music while playing?
Why would you, specially in multiplayer games?
You lose awareness.
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Why do all the females in this game look breedable. (Except ana)
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serious question
which overwatch girl has the biggest fanbase?
and which girl+skin you think would sell the most merchandise? like figurines, plushies onaholes, etc

if it's rule 63 post reference
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>>167484747
>except Ana
Bait.
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>>167484663
yeah okay you're just spewing whatever retarded bullshit comes to the front of that peanut sized brain of yours.

gonna stop replying to you now because
A) i won whatever 'argument' this was
B) you got btfo but refused to gtfo
C) you've stated several times you hate this game so you're wasting your own time in this thread which is nothing short of clinically insane, gtfo lil small penised fag
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>>167484819
>young ana counts
>they don't give her big engorged post pregnancy milf titties
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>wage slave for 7 hrs
>come home to fucking enjoy the goddamn fucking game I wasted money on
>lose so much I lose 120 SR

Thanks for making my day completely fucking shit Overwatch. Really great to know I can't even escape misery in goddamn motherfucking video games.

Fuck life, fuck me, fuck Overwatch, fuck everything.
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A-am I being carried? My stats look like shit
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>>167484870
>A) i won whatever 'argument' this was
No you didn't, you are an autist who got angry over a VA not caring about some mediocre job as a VA in a multiplayer game.

>B) you got btfo but refused to gtfo
Source?

>C) you've stated several times you hate this game
Source?

Also, calling OW a dumb multiplayer shooter is not hating the game, it's simply not the kind of game where VA work is important at all.
In fact you could completely cut it out and the game would remain the exact same.
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Landing Tracer ult is literally the hardest thing in this game, holy shit.
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>>167484709
I do it too. Not in comp, but in qp some music in background on low volume isn't bad.
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>>167484902
Don't play competitive if you want to unwind dummy
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Junkrat buffed when.
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>>167484942
Im wondering of they stealth nerfed it. Not having any success like I used to.
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>>167484897
>young ana doesn't count
>implying you need anything more than that
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>>167484942
I treat it like a melee, never tossing it
same as I use dart
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>>167484675
>MGS2 dead cell
>Reaper
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>IT'S ANOTHER BLIZZARD DECIDES TO PUT YOU IN A 0-2 GAME WITH 3 MINUTES LEFT EPISODE
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>>167485028
Did you just shoop her tits
>needs swollen melons squirting milk
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>>167485098
Learn when to greentext.
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>>167485001
It's the only time I can play comp without being bothered a thousand fucking times.

Fuck it, just going to jerk off. Literally the only relief in this stupid fucking world.
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>>167485123
>implying there is a way to greentext
Just started posting in the last couple of years huh?
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Widow
D,Va
Mercy
Pharah
Tracer
Ana
Mei
Symmetra
Sombra
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Zarya
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>>167485191
I came here in 1994, actually.
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>>167485072
>backfill
>team is 3 dps and hanzo with widow every single time

Gee, always makes me wonder why the guy before me left.
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>>167485221
Meant for >>167484801
Cause I'm a fucking retard
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3500+ Ana mains,

What kind of scoped sensitivity do you have? Did you keep the default or is it similar/faster/slower than your unscoped sensitivity?

lil 1900sr fat retards need not apply, so (>>167484931) you can sit this one out fatty
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>>167485224
Theres no actual way to green text its just for thematics you can use it anyway you want.
>1994
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>>167485312
t. obese tumblrina who gets angry over the personal lives of VAs
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>>167484675
Electro swing keeps me upbeat and off tilt.Tempo changes help me to juke hooks etc as lucio
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>>167485338
Oh
>is
that
>s
o
>?
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>>167485465
>yes
Anon
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>>167484675
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_KKHvDl3s
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How can everyone be so fuckin bad? I had three games where my teammates were total fuckin losers. First we had great team comps, triple tanks with Ana and lucio but then someone switches to H*nzo, genji, mei or some other useless shit they cant play properly. Then our defence collapses in 15 seconds. I picked 2-3 enemies with brokenhog but my team was camping the fuck out of choke instead of going in. How fuckin retarded is everyone?! 6v4 should be easy win but no
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>>167485293
widow on top? really?
I mean she is the hottest to me but... I really see her mentioned less than dva/tracer/mercy around here.

I'm trying to figure out some sort of popularity chart mostly.
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>>167485540
The only game mode to take seriously is elimination and thats not ranked
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>>167485343
>some lil mad fat ass redditor whom is 1500 sr

loool t. loser
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What am I supposed to do if my team decides to be in really shitty positions while I'm playing support, and I either go full retard with them and most likely get killed for being in a shitty position, or stand back and watch them die? What is the best option?
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>>167485631
Option b
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>>167485528
Aren't those the columbine high school massacre guys?

>>167485603
>loool
Reddit.
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>>167484675

I normally listen to music while playing games, but in a game like OW you need to be able to hear the enemy and their footsteps to give you awareness of where they are and where they are coming from.
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I'm never going to rank up if I have games where I have four gold medals, my team jerks off in spawn and I lose.

Is it better to use an aimbot or buy a boost?
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>>167485631
>have ult
>wait back

>no ult
>go die with them

is this really that hard to figure out?
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>>167485663
>Aren't those the columbine high school massacre guys?
>>>/reddit/
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>>167485742
Well, they look like them.
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>>167485221
>>167485293
Pretty sure D.Va is nowhere that high in overall popularity. Don't forget most of the normies thinks she's disgusting pedobait and whatnot and there is lot of normies playing this. I have my doubts about Widow as well, though i imagine she's higher than D.Va. I would imagine Mercy and Tracer are taking the top.
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>>167485660
Sit back and watch them die? What if I don't have rez up though?

>>167485687
Thanks my dude. But the problem is I'm playing with some real shitters here, I mean like so bad that if I do go in with them and heal their pants off, they're not going to do anything or kill anyone. I'll die, come back, rez them, and they do nothing with it but just die again, but very slowly because I'm keeping them healed or if someone manages to kill me.

TL;DR how do I carry my team to win as support
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>>167485767
That's the point you fucking retard.
>>>/reddit/
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Is there any news on new rewards for competetive? Currently have 3000 and by the ed of the season I'll have 4200, not sure if I should save them in case I can buy another thing for Junkrat or buy gold Zeni balls now. Not sure if I'll ever play competetive again.
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Does leaving mid match in brawls get you xp penalties if you do it too often?
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>>167484913
>that objective time

Let me dictate your new policy to you. From the get-go you spend your time bouncing around the objective/payload with your heal on.

You do not move off the objective/payload. People are healed when they are within visual range of the objective/payload. If they are not within visual range of the objective/payload, they are dead to you.
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>>167485867
They are thinking about something new but i believe they said it certainly won't be out in time for S4. There was blue post on it.
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>>167485786
supports don't carry... I mean Zen and Ana can sort of carry, but they're like a subpar carry, if you're really that good you'd be carrying harder with a real carry.

A Lucio good with headshots can sort of be godly at low SR, but as you keep progressing you'll hit a brick wall.

Mercy simply cannot carry, all you can do is build ult asap, and be vocal with your team about retarded positioning, I mean all they have to do is push together, but most of the time no one will listen.
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>>167485590
arcades are for children
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why won't this guy shut the fuck up about reddit
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>>167485786
If you're in the shitter league, carry yourself out with a high impact characters like Ana, Zarya, Genji, and Mccree. Do not use heroes that need decent teammates to extract value, like Lucio, Mercy, Zenyatta, Winston, and Sombra.
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What kind of sex does each hero prefer?

I think Pharah likes slow, intense sex with lots of eye contact.
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What is a good damage hero to learn to play so I can carry my team in ranked?

>>167485990
>and be vocal with your team about retarded positioning, I mean all they have to do is push together, but most of the time no one will listen.
omg yes it's the worst

I am even a girl and talk in voice chat and they still won't stop being fucking retarded baboons about their positioning and just run in with their dick in their hands expecting me to follow and heal them and assuredly die

it's the fucking worst

>>167486026
thanks my dude will do

it's so frustrating to watch my team be shitters and not be able to do anything about it
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>>167484913
>7.17 seconds objective time
woah
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>>167486098
Under the covers and with lots of kissing.
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Remember no new content on the horizon.
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>>167485990
Ana pretty much carries our fat tank asses ever since she was added tho. And you could carry pretty hard with Lucio back in S1 before all the nerfs he got.
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>>167486179
Mardi Gras is the next event in late February.
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>>167485815
bro ignore that retard, i b him tfo so many times, shut down all his arguments and he's still crying like a redditor, dont feed the unironic troll
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>>167486098
Sombra prefers dirty anal sex
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>>167485903
Pretty sure that's just for comp
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>>167486250
We deal in official news not bullshit here friend.
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MORE SHIT TO SPEND COMPETITIVE POINTS ON WHEN
I WANT COMP SKINS
I WANT HATS
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>play comp
>blizzard puts your own team into the wrong regions servers
>lose because every has 200+ ping and the enemy doesn't

fuck off you dense cunts, why would you even code the capability that we are put into a different region like that
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How do you say "Im with you" and "my ultimate is ready, lets so this" also what is the red skull that flashes sometimes while healing even when no one is killed?
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>>167486368
>hats
You really don't. That shit broke tf2 apart
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>>167486198
Sure go ahead and carry a team of retards with ana when your only hard defense is a sleep dart on a 12s cd, we're talking about being stuck with shitters and winning pretty much by yourself, probably they won't even pick the tanks, they'll be fucking genji, hanzo and tracer or some shit like that. But yeah out of the current meta she is probably the best bet at carrying as support, didn't say she wasn't.

>Lucio s1
Yeah but is season 3, I don't know how this is relevant right now, are we going to talk about when Zen was OP too? or when Mercy was ulting like every 20s? I don't think that's on topic anon.
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>>167486326
No, leaving comp bans you from comp on top of normal leaver penalties.
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>>167486179
Well, aren't we entitled. New comp season will start shortly after the event ends, what more do you want. I bet you didn't even bought any loot boxes yet.
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>>167486587
>new comp season
Oh yay so exciting.
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>>167486587
we're getting a defense of the ancients map next
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>>167486628
Serious talk tho, what will they pass for next big thing will probably be the custom server browser that should be coming early 2017.
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>>167486970

>implement server browser
>nobody joins games on all 2cp maps
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how do you get kills with dragonstrike wtf. this should be easy, it's a massive death projectile
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>>167486462
I remember it well. The hat lust was all consuming. The game soon became nothing more than a means to accumulate headgear. Hours and hours spent bartering and haggling on trade servers for hats, or even scrap to construct hats. Immediate trade requests mid match to offer a buying price for your hat.

It was beautiful, really. I'm not sure where it all went wrong.
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>>167487268
It doesn't do instant damage but a DoT so you have to catch people unaware, trapped or stunned by another heroes ult
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>>167485528
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>>167487267
It will be custom games only at start i think, so no exp. I imagine there won't be many people using it anyway.
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pretty simple rule I stand by in QP
if I'm on attack, and I see a symmetra on the enemy team, I leave

no point in wasting my time up against a 58%+ winrate broken hero anyway
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Post speculation about the new Doomfist.

>The Successor is an bull-headed war veteran who is literally this guy, only he was given cybernetic augmentations similar to Genji. This would explain why his silhouette has the weird legs, and would fit into the whole "Unity Day" thing with him being the icon of the movement, what with being a cyborg.
>The Scourge crashes the celebration, only to be BTFO'd the new Doomfist.
>Terry might be voicing the Scourge instead of the Successor, meaning he still voiced Doomfist, but just not the playable one.
>Doomfist could have a speedboost similar to Lucio's, to lower his pick rate without gutting him.
>The Successor fits into that "Militant Omnic" niche that is currently lacking.
>He has references to competitive fighting, and also Bionic Commando.

That about does it for my conjectures.
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>>167487482
But an anon assures me all you need to do is 360 1 shot her and she is bad.
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>>167487360
I just spent an entire game holding onto my dragonstrike waiting for zarya to get and use hers. she finally did so I ulted, got 0 kills and was left wondering how they just walked out of the grav

it was only a minute later when zarya ulted again that I realised the first one wasn't her, it was the fucking enemy zarya
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>>167485072
>Playing in a 6 stack
>Close battle on Illios, third round at 90/90
>Lost connection to game servers
>Rejoin and see my team won
>They guy who backfilled didn't even get to select the character
>He got a free win
>He still fucking complains
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>>167487703
my whole team dies to her, I can't be the only one putting the effort to take her out to win in a team game

I do my part, stay at my range, pick her off, or I switch to pharah, flank and blow her buildings up, it doesn't matter it's an auto-loss and a waste of 6 minutes trying
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>>167485775
Why is Dva pedobait if Tracer looks just as young and kinda acts like a child.
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>>167487686
Fuck new heroes. They won't fix this unbalanced mess no matter what they do with them anyway, we have seen this with the supposed three tank meta killer Sombra. Just add more maps and modes.
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>>167485990
I actually saw a Mercy that carried my team once.
Imagine not dying ever. Like no once dropping below 50 HP even. Or if you did something really stupid immediately getting ressurected.
No idea how she did desu.
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>>167487686
That's too original, we all know blizzard just rips off existing media characters and twist it to make their own.

Pic related screencap this, Doomist is a clone of the cyborg nigger from teen titans.
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>>167487824
>Jesus, how dumb ca-...
Oh wait, you're a Hanzo player.
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>>167487958
Don't ask me. People are just stupid i guess.
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>>167487958
>tracer starts off as sexy
>sjw troll gets TRIGGERED
>blizz gradually turns her into an infantile girl in game.
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Why is she the best brown girl /owg/?
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>>167488129
I'm not a hanzo player. He's one of my least least played heroes, that's why I'm playing him now
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>>167488162
Because she's actually fun.
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When will they add a very attractive japanese woman?
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>>167488162
hmm

WRONG
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>>167488161
To be honest even pre realise i didnt think of Tracer as sexy she just seems to cute in a childish way.
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>>167487824
>The rule of thumb that the enemy ult is in foreign language
>Be Russian
>Every time Zarya ults have a subconscious stutter trying to figure which it is
Kinda the same problem with Lucio. I also thought for a while "Merry Molten Core" was a friendly line they finally gave him.
Different voice lines were a mistake.
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>>167487686
>Doomfist is just a robotic black panther

I mean it'd be better than monotone Deus Ex mexican.
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>>167488307
Stop lying Anon.Just look at how cute she is.
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>>167488368
She definately was more sexy in promo stuff her entire attitude from facial expressions to outfits was a sexy good opposite to widow.
I've just noticed the new stuff seems to be going more towards OW pikachu.
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>>167488474
i could lick dat spicy mint all day
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>>167488474
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>>167488162
Pharah and Symm are uptight, Ana is lovely but still grandmotherly. This leaves just mejor chica, a mysterious hacker with a sense of humor that is both everywhere and nowhere at once.
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>>167488368

Tracer is easily the best girl, she is so light hearted and fun. Everyone else is too serious.

Shame a lot of her skins suck. Default, Origins, racers and the new Jade one are the only good ones.
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>Very obvious wallhack/aimbot on the enemy team
>Call them out
>Even my own team defends them
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>lunar event legendaries
>Hog with a duplicate
>Zen

Received literal worst skins lads
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>>167488695
Her new one is the best.
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>>167488718
This happens all the time. I don't get why people get into an autistic rage over suspected hacking.
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>>167488745
>have every skin but zenyabbadabbadoo
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>>167488745
those are two of the better lunar skins though
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>spend all game assassinating mercy and forcing the enemy team to peel back and try and kill me
>teammate has an autistic fit because I didn't spend all game staring at the sun trying to shoot pharah
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>>167488829
Very last legendary event skin I got
I swear the game intentionally gives them to you in reverse order of playtime
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>>167488817
Because there's some accusations of hacking every third game and 90% of the time it's shutters being unable to hold the salt.
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>playing a lot recently
>people actually are a lot more aggressive against me
>usually the focus of flanks even if I'm not out of position

The hate is very real I guess. I just wanna git gud at the only hero I legitimately find fun to use.
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>>167489000
I hate Anas who don't even try to shoot the Pharah and are only focused on healing. It takes 3 shots which takes like 2 seconds if you land them all.
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>>167489116
and that would be Hanzo
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>>167488474
>she

Sombra looks like a tranny.
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>>167489000
>staring at the sun

>Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway
>Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
>Everyone's around, but no one does a damn thing
>It brings me down, but I won't let them

I never realized that song was about Overwatch
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>>167488020
With a Gauntlet instead of his Blaster.

He needs to have a "HIT THOSE SHOWERS" emote, and something to harken to this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yBH9lQOqc
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>get placed at 2300 rank
>drop down to 1200
>climb back to 2200 again

I really don't care about my rank that much but now I want to get my season best since I'm so close.
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>watch harbleu yesterday
>rank 10

>watch harbleu today
>rank 450

that must feel pretty bad
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>>167489613
>Placed at 2560
>Climb to 2717
>Drop to 2520
>Drop to 2380
>Drop to 2114
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>>167489613
i legitimately didnt know you could get placed in the low 2k's
i thought you had to lose hard as fuck to get down there
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>Decide to play some quickplay as I just want some lighthearted games where I can pick whoever I feel like at the moment.
>Literally, every game I play the enemy team has a good Widow going full tryhard, who then annihilates my braindead teammates.
>Every second game our team has a Widow, but ours is absolute shit and basically useless.
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What's the chance of having a "kinky" skin for Widow on the Valentine's day ?

I Know jeff say "no Valentine's day", but what about one skin ?
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>climb to 2750
>drop to 2299
>stop playing because I have dub dubs
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>>167490043
>What's the chance of having a "kinky" skin for Widow on the Valentine's day ?
Probably zero.

>I Know jeff say "no Valentine's day", but what about one skin ?
The only non-seasonal skin released so far has been Balderich/Greifhardt, and that came with the release of a map. So unless Blizzard is going to surprise us with a map set in France, I don't think it's going to happen.
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>these fucking roadhog buffs
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I'm one bad game away from uninstalling this piece of shit. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't in a way that A) isn't a baseless insult to me or B) doesn't have any variation of the word "fun" in it.
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>>167489832
not him, but I placed in plat back in season 2. Dropped to mid-gold because I didn't know shit back then, placed 100 less than my previous season.

On console I placed in high silver though, lmao. But I'm almost Diamond there and kinda just gave up since I got me a good PC.
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>>167490180
What heroes are you playing and why aren't they heroes with obviously broken kits that the community insists are balanced?
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>>167490108

That's too bad, Widow got not event skin, expect the one with french flag.
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>>167490204
I main Lucio and Reinhardt.
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>>167490246
There's your problem, you're playing characters that are relatively well balanced
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>>167490108
don't listen to the other anon there is a good chance.
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Why do people ship Sombra and Dva?
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>>167490369
Meant for>>167490245
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Would you rather have a new map set in
>Australia
>France
>Sweden
>Korea
>Switzerland
>The Moon
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>>167490290

>reinhardt
>balanced

He is allowed to do things nobody else can do in maps that are designed with him alone doing those things to peak efficiency.

He is not OP in isolation, he is however the most broken hero in the game all things considered.
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>>167490558
>silver shitters still think unique = broken
You people are fucking retarded, get off my board.
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>>167490558
>sombra hacks your shield
>you and your entire team instantly die
nice game overwahh babbies
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>>167490180
Fucking do it pussy. No one here gives a shit if you keep playing or not.
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>>167490628

>silver shitters still think unique = broken

That isn't what I said and if that is what you took from it you might legit has brain damage.
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>>167490719
nice english spic retard
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>>167490558
His kit is not broken lmao. How quick his ult charges kinda is. If they were to fix him, they should just make the amount of ult charge you need higher.
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>>167490719
>He is allowed to do things nobody else can do in maps that are designed with him alone doing those things to peak efficiency.
Here you are saying he's unique
>He is not OP in isolation, he is however the most broken hero in the game all things considered.
Here you are saying he's broken

gg no re
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>>167490843
His ult charge is fine considering its limited usefulness. It can be blocked quite easily, only effects a cone, can miss, and is quite a short stun.
Compared to Zarya's ult for example which can only be DMd or reflected, has quite a large radius of effect, can't really miss, and holds enemies for quite a while

I think both their ults charge at a good pace
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>>167490541
A U S T R A L I A
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>>167490685
You didn't give me a reason not to. That's what I asked for.
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>>167488695
Yea her skins realy suck a casual outfit would be nice probably.
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>>167491038
No one is interested in giving you a reason not to, that's my point
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>>167486098
I think she likes anal
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>>167490541
F I N L A ND
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>>167491013
Rein can easily drop 2 ults in a dragging team fight though. Though I agree with your point, it might not actually be as broken as I thought

>see enemies taking another route in a room
>hammer down
>the doorway actually stops your ult from spreading in a conical manner
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>>167489239
And you look like a faggot.
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*blocks your path*
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>first teamfight
>last one alive
>go down to 5 enemies
>respawn
>go to help team
>they all die before i get there
>repeat
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>>167491107
I often find even when I hit a stun it's hard to get to everyone who's down because of Rein's poor mobility. It's fine if your team is all there ready to go, but if you had to ult in an emergency, or anything is blocking your teams LoS to the enemy, at most you get a couple hammer swings, a fire strike, and a charge, which sounds like a lot, but if you got a 4 man stun you need to be hitting multiple targets with the hammer and fire strike which isn't always possible.
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>>167491058
It's probably difficult to design skins for her since the accelerator must always be present and integrated into the skin (except for Slipstream).
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>>167491198
*wallrides to your elevated position and boops you*
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>>167488652
>>167490389
Man i wish i knew
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>>167491198
>pick her up with my erect penis and walk off with her
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>>167491221
stop and group up then
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>>167491101
Oh god i hate finns they are so autistic. Every thread with Finns posting is shit.
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>>167491231
Might be but there is no way they can make a skin look more retardet than T.Racer
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PALADINS > OVERWATCH
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>>167491306

SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
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>>167491414
>trusting a f2p hirez game
Have you never actually played tribes before
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>it's a "pharah uses her attack to throw me 6 miles off the map" episode
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>>167491497
>Tribes
This is my trigger word.
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>>167491065
Is that because you're not able to?
You can't list even one of the game's merits that makes the experience worthwhile?
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>start the day at 2010
>play for 12 hours
>end the day at 2007

Wow, I love matchmaking!
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>>167491506
>it's a my conc rocket pushes someone maybe half a foot episode
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>>167491572
For a moment there, I thought you went back in time.
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>>167491315
B-But I like T.Racer.
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>>167489239
Every OW girl looks like a tranny. I guess Widow is the one furthest away from it, she just looks disabled and diseased.
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>>167489613
>plat S2 trioqueuing with some friends
>placed Plat s2
>decide to pure soloqueue
>get to 3.6k
>"haha it was just luck you will fall"
>don't

Feels good.
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>>167491521
sh-shazbot
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>when your rank ends up being exactly the same as your credits and comp points
Its blizzard shitting with you isn't it what are the odds?
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>>167491786
Wait
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>>167491605
Woah careful she almost looks like a massive lesbian here
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>>167491571
Yep, you got me pal, the game is completely iredeemable and you should stop playing.
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When will Overwatch have a Loli?
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>>167491572
50% win rate means you're in the skill level you belong at.
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>>167491876
Never, women are better than girls.
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>>167491893

You'd have 50% winrate at 2500 rank or 4500 rank, skill level is a meme.
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>>167491876
thats a womyn with a flat chest not a loli
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>>167491856
Oh shit, we definitely don't want that happen. My bad.
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Could a character like DARK LUCIO be balanced?

All he needs to do is be hard to hit and he's successful. It'd almost be like an element of stealth. Being as close to the enemy as possible without being seen. Perhaps skating to a hard to reach/see spot.

Slowing his enemies would be a means to escape but would stop him from dealing damage. Really makes you think.

What would be the balance point? Lethal enough to deal damage without being useless. Opposite of Lucio? 25% less? Keep in mind he needs to be in the center of the enemy team to be most effective.
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Why does it feel like I have to do everything every match to even have a chance at winning? I know medals don't show the whole picture but i'm always ending matches with at least 3 golds or more. I just had a game where we were defending last point on Route66, I got 24 kills without dying. The moment I was killed the entire team just collapses and they cap. It'd be nice if I was the one being carried for once.
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Why does everyone think their team mates are retarded but they're doing fine? Everyone thinks they're the best on their team when they lose.
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>>167491472
>not being a superior anglo


D R O P P E D
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>>167492016
She's actually a little girl, confirmed by Hi-rez.
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>slavniggers and burgerniggers waking up
>thread quality DROPS


Really makes you tink
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>>167492124
self fulfilling bias

is that the term for it? it's easier to blame others than yourself; this is human nature.
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>>167490541
New Rhodesia
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9 D A Y S
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>>167492124
>4 gold as Hanzo
>lone person on the point the entire round
>potg is me clutching A while ALL my moron fuck team mates are too busy backtracking the entire map to kill one McCree who got way behind us
Who knows why?
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>>167492395
I am not sure what I would rather happen - see this come to pass and Pharmercyfags lose their shit, or see it scrapped/them made just friends and fags here sperging out that Blizzard is catering to tumblr.
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>>167492135
superior anglo mentioned
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>>167492065
Your shittery aside (or not? Can't tell.) with how much you've been posting these, I kind of want a "leech" type Hero in the future.

An ultimate that's basically just a big fuckin' AoE that leeches health at a rapid rate of everyone nearby and heals allies for very minor amounts would be neat. You could stand on a point and really pave the way for pushing everyone else off while keeping your allies close.

>slowing his enemies
Never do this, CC in games is annoying and OW already has enough to piss people off. We don't need lucio tier slows, that's true cancer.
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>>167492479
>new cuckland
>chinkstralia
>"great" britarabia
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>>167491970
No, if you were at 4500 and didn't deserve to be, you'd fuck your team and lose more matches than you win. If you're at 2500 and deserve to be higher, your skill will give your team an advantage over the enemy.

So many grandmasters have climbed from Bronze to GM solo queue now you'd have to be retarded to think your personal skill is irrelevant.
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>>167492431
They already made their priorities painfully clear when it took them over a year to "fix" Roadhog's hook but were able to roll out an update to make Mei a gross lard bucket in a week in response to whining landwhales, and in doing so they made her 90 degree shelf-ass model error more apparent and broke certain poses.
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>>167492502
I was also thinking a powerful enemy/character that is always visible thru walls might be cool. Roadhog is powerful but is often used to lurk around corners and chokes. Imagine a powerful tank that you were always hyper aware of. Creeping fear as he returns from spawn or as he waits past the next choke. You could plan a surprise attack but you'd need to be quick to execute.

I imagine something heat/fire based without much range. Maybe casts a fire shield that does damage if you walk thru it and could set you on fire with his primary. Could be an interesting alternative to Rein.
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>>167492695
>sharted states of murrica
>cuckada
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>>167492806
>he still thinks Mei having an ass you could park a car on, with her robot floating in mid air unattached to her back was intentional
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>>167491876
D.Va is "((((((((((((((((((19)))))))))))))))))))" years old

she clearly stopped developing socially around 13 and has the body of a 16 year old, bout as good as it's gonna get without being a robot that is "merely taking the form of a 6yo girl"
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Is it time for /vg/ to design the next OW hero?

No stupid ideas. Let's keep the hero relatively balanced and also put in some work on a lore/backstory/connection to the game.

For starters, there's no New Zealand person yet, how about a New Zealand fire character who, you know what i fucking give up
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>>167484801
>tfw no official Widowmaker plush available.
Why does Blizzard merchandise suck so much? They don't have good figures or plushes.
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>I need healing!
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>>167492972
Its her idol persona.
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>>167492990
Hey, there are over fifty African countries, and we have two African heroes, and they're both Egyptian.
I want a nigger mechanic from South Africa.
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>>167493018
>Heal me!
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>>167484140
Ask blizzard. But it's probably supposed to be goat skull or whatever. The barn owl would be so much better thouh. More original, less edgy
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>when ana boosts you and you don't have dragon sword
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>>167491198
wall ride up to her scoped-in retarded face, put a 3 round burst into her dome, punch, tbag, repeat until the player ragequits and or begins trying so hard to snipe my highly skilled lucio hitbox that i've essentially made the game 5v6
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>>167493018
>>167493080
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One shot one keel.
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post blue or else...
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>potg
>3 gold medals
>still get reported at the end of the match
being a torb main is suffering
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>>167493018
>>167493080
>>167493182
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>>167493018
Oh he's going to get healed all night long.
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>>167492395
till what
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Post pictures
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>>167493391
Till nothing happens and retards sperg out again
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>>167493018
>>167493080
Honestly despite the memery, I have no qualms with healing Genjis. I usually find the worst offender being Pharah and Widow, who will be on a roof top and wont show themselves. Genjis usually always seem to just go find a health pack, or come to the ledge and jump down to me.
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>>167493335
No thanks, i'd rather swim in lava
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>>167493391
clyp.it/ydlv0zzn
clyp.it/2aky3nq5

>>167493431
t. pharmercy faggot
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>>167493358
I want to see her sawn in half with a table saw just above the hips!
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>>167493018
>>167493080
You don't deserve healing
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>>167493495
I despise pharmercy, so try again, retard. All mercy ships are absolute bottom tier, yours is no exception
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>>167488695
SPORTY
P
O
R
T
Y
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>>167493550
It's canon though so there's nothing you can do about it :^)
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>>167493237
i don't care about overwatch and have even talked badly about it because i feel there are better class shooters
that being said
why do i want to see widowmaker's camel toe
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>>167488695
I would befriend and hang out withTracer so hard
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>>167493531
[Imainwidow69](Genji): I need healing!
[Imainwidow69](Genji): I need healing! Critical health
>dies outside enemy spawn
[Imainwidow69](Genji): Thanks!
[Imainwidow69](Genji): Thanks!
[Imainwidow69](Genji): Thanks!
[Imainwidow69](Genji): Thanks!
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>>167493037
which is also a coping mechanism
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>>167493590
Yeah, and? How does it stop it from being bottom tier?
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>>167493683
Fuck yeah, Rubbishrodent is great on Gibraltar.
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>Gibraltar qp
>pick Junkrat because I'm not paying attention
>realize we're attacking but whatever, it's quick play, might as well have some fun
>still fully expect to have to switch within the first minute
>never been so in the zone before
>become psychic when placing traps, nobody can avoid them
>delete squishies left and right
>team is also incredible and actually rallies behind me
>end up pulling off a landslide victory
>0 deaths, 27 kills
>gold objective time
>potg
Best boy.

>>167493602
Has anyone else noticed he stopped saying the "I owe you one" line after getting resurrected, or is that just me?
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>>167493737
Because your opinion is shit m8.
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Sometimes I wish game has the minimap. Especially when playing Reinhardt, so I could understand does my team follow me
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>>167493441
Much like healing armored characters, you can make the case that Genji gets more effective use out of being healed, because he's hard to hit in the first place, plus deflect. Still only applies if he's not being a retard, and is helping the team.
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GUYS
Ana's new voice line, she says
More lust than the moon in winter
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>>167492960
>still the same except now she's fat
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>>167493908
"Is anyone even behind me?"
*silence*
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>be Zenyatta
>be rushed down by flanking Genji
>discord and shoot him in the face
>pops deflect
>kick him to death
I have yet to find a more satisfying, reasonably frequent sequence of events in this game. Usually they either avoid me or come back obsessively after that.
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>highest tier dps character
>even higher than soldier

is tracer OP?
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>>167494257
Widowmaker is the cuck of the year
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So here's a list of what WoW Spec every Overwatch Hero would play, feel free to make any changes you see fit


Genji: Night Elf Sub Rogue (weeb bait)
McCree: Human Outlaw Rogue
Pharah: Draenei Ret Paladin (Justice!)
Reaper: Human Unholy DK (that he RP's fully)
S: 76: Human Arms Warrior (can't get more basic then that)
Sombra: Assassin Rogue
Tracer: Gilnean Arcane Mage (she's one of those mages that uses Blink more often to just running)

Bastion: Balance Druid
Hanzo: Night Elf BM (THE WOLF HUNTS etc)
Junkrat: technically a Goblin Destro Lock, but all of the buttons on his action bar have been replaced by Engineering Bombs/Rockets
Mei: Panda Ice Mage
Torb: Dwarf Fury Warrior (has a Dwarf MM alt)
Widowmaker: Blood Elf MM Hunter

D.Va: She actually has 12 fully raid ready alts that she is ready to switch to whatever is FoTM
Reinhardt: Draenei Prot Paladin (JUSTICE!!!)
Roadhog: Blood Death Knight
Winston: Dwarf Elemental Shaman (originally rolled a Tauren, but Tracer convinced him to switch to Alliance
Zayra: HAS NO TIME FOR CHILDREN'S GAMES MOTHER RUSSIA NEEDS DEFENDING

Ana: Draeni Disc Priest (hurt and heal!)
Lucio: Restro Druid (AoE + Savage Roar)
Mercy: Human Holy Priest
Symmetra: Human Holy Paladin (she pretends to heal but really runs up to shit and smacks it with her hammer)
Zenyatta: Mistweaver Monk (not sure what race, probably not human though)
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>>167494193
>Be Genji
>rushing down some scrubyatta
>he thinks he's hot shit
>kill him every single time because how can you possibly lose a 1vs1 against Zen with Genji
>He panic ults after getting killed for the 4th time
>he swaps to Lucio
Feels good man.
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>Don't spend the entire match as 76 exclusively shooting Pharah, standing forty feet back and plinking to keep her down
>My Ana bitches the entire match and yells every time she dies to her, claiming he saw me get 1v1'd and lose six times even though I spent most of my time flanking and keeping anyone not behind their rein shield down
>Three gold and a silver
>"GG won without a hitscan"
>Add the chill Lucio after
>He outhealed the other guy and agreed he was being an annoying shitter

Feels good being justified.
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>mfw the enemy tracer/genji is being a mobile cunt, but i hook in a random direction and catch them
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>it's a "give me my hero or I'm throwing: gook edition" episode

What bracket do I have to get into to not have to deal with this shit anymore?
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>>167494556
It never ends

Mainfaggot cancer goes all the way to the top
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>>167493043
I would give anything for Die Antwoord to be playable characters. District 9 and Chappie crossover with Overwatch pls
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>>167494318
It's true.
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>>167494736
Bloo a cuck, just like the people who waifu her.
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>>167494318
>Widowmaker is the cuck of the year
Overwatch Episode II: The Cuck Strikes Back
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>healers suddenly changing to Hanzo

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>>167494858
>when tumblrinas are so insane they draw kidnapping art
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>>167494556
Top 50
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>>167494945
Because """"shit"""" dps.
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>>167494945
>Reinhardt switches to Hanzo
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>mfw a near death enemy runs to a big healthpack only to see it got hacked by me
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>>167494945
Frustrated Hanzo main unable to maintain the illusion I'd figure
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>>167495027
>"we need someone to counter Pharah"
>Hanzo switches to Pharah
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OOGA BOOGA ME MERCY ME PRESS Q AFTER YOU PRESS Q
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>>167493182
Why is the gun not her tranq gun?
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>>167493804
So? Everyone's is, including yours, and yet you're still posting
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Did Blizzard unironically implemented skill decay in quick play?
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>>167495280
Your opinion that everyone's opinion is shit, is shit, and yet you're still posting.
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>>167495313
What the fuck is skill decay?
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>>167495239
Rare pair.
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>>167495372
>Rare pair.
Try again.
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> be Ana and Zen main
> soloq climb from 2k to 2.3k SR in few matches, all victories
> meet random teammates who are good
> form a team
> FeelsGoodMan.jpg
> play one more game at Volskaja Industries
> first round as attack we get 2 points
> Mei was a serious problem, but we could win thanks to me that I could eliminate her
> 2nd match as defense: they get 3 tanks (Rein, Road and Harambe) and get two points in less than one minute
> all my teammates saying: "wtf just happened"
> we lose the game at the end cause we weren't able to oppose them anymore and one of us chose Bastion on defense
Seriously wtf? Did my teammates stop playing or were we simply overwhelmed by our opponents? Our opponents got much stronger and changed conleltely their gameplay. Did they turn hacks on?
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>>167495367
Your SR drops when you don't play comp once a day or something. It's only for Master and above though.
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>>167495354
Because i don't care about the quality of opinions, so i'm gonna keep posting. You're the one who started sperging out about it
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>>167495313
No, we did it ironically.
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SR decay is fucking retarded proof me wrong.
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>>167495565
>Reach 5000
>never play again
>stay at the top

you're the retard fambruh
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>>167495565
>place in Masters
>never pick up the game again
>15min queue times
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>>167495459
You understand that if the enemy changes heroes to counter you, you then also have to change heroes to respond, correct? Or did you think you found the magical team comp that could beat all others
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>>167495649
No need to be brilliant, boyo. I stayed as healer, but I was aware that the rest of my team didn't always pick the right heroes. Still we didn't expect such a fast comeback.
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>>167495617
>>167495628
But people do that anyways, that's why there's so many smurfs.
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Two days ago I played two games, won both and reached platinum (season high). Yesterday I played three games and won all of them.

I'm afraid to play again.
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>>167495565
>SR decay is a thing
>your rewards are still based on your career high so who cares lol

Not as retarded as the whole streak shit though.
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>>167495649
Most people don't understand that what you are describing is closer to the correct use of the word "meta," than using the characters most popular with pros with no consideration of the situation.
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>>167495649
>Or did you think you found the magical team comp that could beat all others
99% of pro teams use the exact same team comps no matter what.
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>>167495798
Playing few games per day is the real trick to climb in this game. Don't force yourself to keep playing, especially after one loss.
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>>167495881
99% of proteams can play those comps to their full potential

Golds and plats can't. "The meta" is irrelevant to all but the top players.
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>>167488613
S-SOURCE
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>>167495565
Caring about virtual points is fucking retarded proof me wrong.
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>>167496082
>>167495881
> unironically saying that this game doesn't have 6 characters that are always good and much better than the other ones every time
Stfu
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>>167495881
But pros realise that Lucio is the most broken hero by far.
As long as your average shitter keeps believing Lucio is balanced, there is no point in trying to copy pros.
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>My team is 4 Diamond/1 Master/1 trash Platinum all solo
>Enemy team is 4 Diamond/1 Master duo
How is this fucking balanced?
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>>167496090
>rule 34
>sombra
>bastion
Not even 20 seconds.
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>>167496082
Sorry this comment >>167496220 was directed to >>167495853
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>>167496237
>unique = broken
It should be a perma-ban for brokeposting
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>>167496349
"Broken" is a leagueshitter shibboleth. Leaguebabbs are the bigest cancer on the game by far. They main, metaslave and kneejerk while whining that whatever hard counters their main is "broken"
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>>167496260
>thinking rank matters
It's balanced because you are where you belong.

>high diamond
>get matched with all masters
>the hog keeps telling me to shut up and I'm just a diamond
>watch him spend 90% of the game trying to flank, not landing hooks and running onto point alone
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>>167496349
You are just confirming what I said. If you refuse to admit Lucio is the most fundamental pick and all the meta resolves around him, then you should completely ignore what pros do.
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>just saw that blizz banned 22,865 koreans for hacking

based
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>>167496706
Anyone who mindlessly spouts "BUT THE PROS" should be shot.
All heroes are completely fine given the right comp, and up until 4000sr your team is going to be a real toss up.
Lucio just isn't worth it if your team can't coordinate with the speed boosts, just like Mercy isn't worth it if you fucking team won't die on point.
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I want to make her feel helpless.
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>>167484050
>>
THERES NO CONTENT FOR THIS GAME THEY ARE TOO BUSY SUCKING SJW WOMEN'S DICKS
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>>167497000
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>>167496561
>you are where you belong
But that has literally nothing to do with I just said. I bet you love parroting this meme 100 times a day.
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Justice friends
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All hail King Jamison Fawkes the First! And, ehm, Duke Roadhog?
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>>167496706
The meta hasn't been dependent on Lucio for a long time. In the triple tank meta you're just as likely to see Ana and Zenyatta rather than Ana and Lucio because Zenyattas discord helps shred tanks. Lucio and Zen are both off-healers meaning they don't offer enough heals to the team to be a main healer, Mercy play is basically unheard of in tournaments these days, but every team has an Ana. Absolutely every team. Some teams even run Ana as a solo healer.

The meta revolves around Ana, not Lucio. You have no clue what you're talking about.
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>>167492431
Eh, I don't think that will happen. Chu has made it pretty clear with these lines that this ship is going to happen. I doubt even Pharmercy fags will think their ship even has a chance.
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>>167485928
Don't listen to this fucking idiot. Lucíos primary function isn't healing, it's speeding in/out of engagements and dictating the flow of the battle using speedboost.

Source: GM, play in an amateur team
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>>167496916
I want to make her happy.
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>>167496734
Probably 22000 temporary accounts in gaming cafes
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>>167497181
father and daughter
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High Platinum stories:

>"Hey guys there is a pharah on the enemy team and we have nothing that can kill pharah. Someone has to switch"

>nobody switches

>we lose
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>>167492806
What poses did it break? I agree with you, the model was just made fatter and the butt shelf is stll there, I haven't noticed which poses are broken though.
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>>167497181
I wonder if Pharah thinks of Reinhardt as an honorary uncle
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>>167497317
>In the triple tank meta you're just as likely to see Ana and Zenyatta rather than Ana and Lucio

In what world are you living m8?
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I feel like drawing some lewds. What should I draw, /owg/?
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>>167497486
Pharah doing something lewd
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>>167497274
>British police brandishing a gun rather than a strongly worded letter in Arabic
Suspension of disbelief ruined
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>>167497486
pharah
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>>167497428
Junkrat has his detonator in his throat
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>>167497373
i saw the article on pc gamer and thats more or less exactly what they said. not sure how the problem can be solved.
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>>167497361
I don't like how everyone assumes you're either Gency or PharMercy. How about I just don't like Chu forcing his nonsensical ship into canon simply because no one can stop him?
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>>167492431
Have any more Valentine's voice lines been released?
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>>167497592
PC Bang specific client that can't connect to NA
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>>167497486
Pharah using a rocket as a dildo
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>>167497426
why didnt you switch?
>>
>need dps, play pharah or soldier
>need tank, play zarya or hog
>need support, play ana or zenyatta
>need defense, play mei, maybe torb

>essentially zero reason to play anything else
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>>167497486
loli pharah lewd
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>>167497486
ana fisting her tired, stretched out vagoo
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>>167497606
Sorry, wasn't assuming that. Just saying Chu, has been pretty hard at forcing his ship. Still surprises me, when people ask about lore updates, shipping is not what anyone wants. Chu is only pandering to gency shippers here, so I wonder why he thinks thats a good thing.
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>>167497661
that sounds pretty hot desu
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>>167497661

you just wan't her to accidentally blow herself up don't you?
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>>167497486
reinhardt rocket charging into meis ass
>>
>Anons defend the player's right to be assholes
>Then turn around and get pissed when assholes ruin their games.
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>>167497606
I don't think heroes should be shipped with other heroes. Give em external loved ones, like Tracer has with Emily.
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>>167497587
That was broken before the update, is it still broken now?
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do I really have to wait until christmas for a chance at the Nutcracker skin for Zen? I am so upset I barely missed it because my computer was being a fuck the whole month of december.
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>>167497708
nah, anal insertion with her biotic grenades
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>>167497446
It's possible. He seems like the one she might've idolized the most and I could see him being a blast to hang around for a kid.
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>>167497368
As if people in his SR are intelligent enough to respond to that kind of dynamic

Let him be a healbot for now
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Any recommendations for getting Zenyatta's achievements?
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>>167497826
Most likely, since she directly quotes him on all the JUSTICE stuff.
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>>167497729
It's okay, he vag will only take 40 damage
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>>167497874
>he vag
what did he mean by this?
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>>167497847
>Zen is my third most played hero
>Don't have a single achievement for him
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>>167495747
Don't you dare fucking call me boyo you british piece of dirt, i'm 3200sr and I could fuck you up in this game any day. You're a shitty support main but what you dont realise is that people who go into the game and only play support are the worst class mains ever.

You listed the two healers who also function as DPS, I bet you couldnt hit a fly if it was fuckin yo momma innit? retardt
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>>167497847
Jump into a Graviton Surge with your Reinhardt and Roadhog to get the cute spray. Rapid Discord still eludes me to this day, though.
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>>167497847
luck
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When will please finally fix forced 50?
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>>167497606
Remember its only us and tumblr who knows about Chu, most normies that I have talked to either don't care about the story, so they don't about this. Or they have no taste and think its cute.

As a lorefag, its painful to see how bad his writing is in terms of trying to make a romance, but I guess we have to roll with it?

>>167497742
That's what I thought was going to happen for all.
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>>167497783
yes
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>>167497957
That's because universally they're both considered bullshit
>>
>>
If you could choose one character to add lore to who would it be and why?
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>>167498046

There is no such thing as forced 50 and you are retarded to think so.
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>>167498262
reaper because he looks cool
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>>167498168
I think her waist was bugged, the belt looked sqhuised, but damm, they rushed to try and fix that over everything else.
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>>167498291
But, but what else can he blame for losing?
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Who takes more skill - Spy from tf2 or Sombra?
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>>167498046
There is no forced 50 in this game. If that were true I wouldnt go on horrible lose streaks where I tank 200 SR in a couple hours because of trolling duos, retarded duos and useless asians playing defence genji.

You go into comp and you see two platniums both lock DPS and you're like 'can you two platniums not, we have plenty of diamonds here who are probably more capable of you and you have the fucking AUDACITY to take up BOTH the dps spots? fucking lil kids' and theyre like
'YOURE AT THE SAME RANK AS US, YOU DROPPED DOWN BRO SO WERE JUST AS GOOD AS EACHOTHER' fuck I hate the lack of team comp variety. Is it really that hard to design a hero? Why are we all so satisfied with 23? And the latest hero was a useless piece of shit, there are still only 4 healers and 0 options for a dps class to also function as an off-healer seeing as soldier basically has to split from the entire team. How is this an $80 game with less than 25 fucking heroes, NO fire heroes and NO mage/magic users? Where's a fucking wizzard guy with a wand who shoots off spell projectiles and can summon a tornado vortex...useless ass jeffery klaplan
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>>167498256
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>>167498262
Pharah, she desperately needs something beyoned her obsession with overwatch and her mom to make her interesting.
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>>167497181
post more friends
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>>167498262
D.Va. Most of her backstory of about Korea and she only has the gamer thing going on.
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>>167498354
Sombra. Spy had like 4 different watches that changed his stealth style, one where he could sit indefenitly stealthed at a single point forever, and then a tonne of revolvers. Sombra is locked into one retarded as uzi that shoots akin to Michael J Fox wanking off an 8 inch big lipped nigger.
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>>167498436
What a cute gorilla.
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>>167497181
old friends!
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>>167497606
Oh don't worry, no one here likes him because of that. All this did was cement our opinion of him.
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>play with 5 man
>they have no clear when im not there
>2-2 on oasis
>final round
>genji ults and becomes dust
>hook and kill zarya
>RMB insta kill lucio & ana
>clear rest out of point with ult
>win game
>genji and rein congratulating each other over how they won that round
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>>167498436
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>>167498580
I wonder how much Rein can drink
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>>167497661
Rocket hump? That sounds dangerous.
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>>167498580
Two characters who were made before the SJW sensitivity train took over.
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>>167498506
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>>167498706
D.VA'S
MASSIVE

C O C K
O
C
K
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>>167498780
Kek
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>>167498436
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>>167498896
Don't bully Reinhardt
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>>167498754
Andre the Giant once drank 156 cans of beer in a single sitting.

So... probably a fair amount
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>>167498436
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>>167497826
>yfw pharah most likely shilcked to Rein's poster
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>Someone bitches about you doing bad or fucking around in quickplay
What's the best way to deal with these sorts
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>>167499246
Hide chat?
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>>167499246
Just say "it's quick play" and don't reply again
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>>167484315
tfw Reinhardt has a Nazi reference voice line in the polish version
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No boys allowed
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>>167499515
tracer looks like a dude there
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Soon after this I had a genji tell me to switch off dva or leave, because I told him the same after he cost us 2 rounds already and it was our last chance.
After 7 hours of struggling through ranks despite selfabsorbed cunts like that, that sent me over the tilt point and I just said 'K' and alt-f4'd.
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>>167499696
>tfw tracer isn't your bf
Why live
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Help me with something here.

I play on PC, friend plays on PS4. How would you compare the ranks between the two?

Idea being that competition is softer on PS4, so a competent player will find it far easier to attain a certain rank on PS4 than to attain the same rank on PC. I just don't know just how severe this gap is.
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>>167499765
Does he have a feminine penis or a boy pussy?
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>>167499897
Yes
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>>167499951
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What's the first sign that tells you it's time to stop playing comp?
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Post random plays.
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>>167500035
When it stresses you out more than it brings you enjoyment.
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>>167495459
Xbox one?
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>>167499804
Probably a bracket or two
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>>167500035
After your placements

Shiny gold guns are the only reason to play comp.
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>>167500035
im at that phase now. i don't enjoy fighting with people over picks, listening to angry brit and rus teens, or playing any of the garbage meta heroes except pharah
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Junkertown map when?
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>>167500057
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>>167500281
Don't play Meta then and turn off voice and chat.
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>>167500035
I've never started. I have over 100 hours in this game, but everything I've seen, heard about competitive seems like a wasteland. Mostly petty elitism and conformity.

I'll stay in QP/arcade, pick who I want (in a general sense, I'll fill whatever class gap we got) and have fun
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>>167500057
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>love playing as Junkrat
>cant kill anything majority of the times

Feels bad man. Any areas with open fields and I am fucked.
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>>167500517
>I stay in the casual gamemodes
Ok fine
>post pedomercy
stop
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petition to delete Mei when?

most valuable abilities are:
stop a fight from happening
stop a character from moving
stall on a point

Mei is dumpster trash for garbage people, if you're a "mein" pls kys to improve the community

thank you
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>>167500601
It's just a friendly kiss.
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>>167500687
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>>167500721

Ma'am step away from the child. This is the third time this happens in a month. Is the little Egyptian girl tied under your bed again?
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>>167500687
did you get icicled from across the map or something
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>>167500687
oh yeah i remember when we all hated mei...
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>>167500876
Where's the third child?
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neat
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>>167500687
t. baddie who charges in alone like a dumbass

I'm not denying she can be annoying, but if you get singled out by her it's usually your own fault.
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>>167500902
But we still do.
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Anyone else getting insanely bad lootboxes this event? Compared to all the previous ones I'm getting nothing, and I already farmed more than during the Christmas event.

I have enough to buy the one skin I really want but it doesn't seem I'm going to be getting anything else.
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>3rd time palanquin

that's cute.
But with the state of D.Va right now? top lel
How about that 300/300 ?
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>>167500876
>Mercy laughs when you say three.
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Take your poison
Reduce the damage per shot for Ana from 80 to 60
or
Increase the hitbox surface by 20% of its current value, 40% for its critical hitbox
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>>167501069
Its just RNG. For Christmas I got almost nothing from free boxes and had to buy a lot with gold. For this event I got the majority of them for free.
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>>167501118
Neither. Remove Biotic Grenade (or at least half of its current fuctions)
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>>167501092
You will get your dm bug fix and you will like it.
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What is more satisfying. killing people or smugly denying someone elses their kill with your skill?
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>>167501204
>remove burst from tank meta
absolute retard
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>>167500949
Basement in a pillory.
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>>167486098
>that execution
I can watch ISIS's clips without a flinch, but this webm fucking gets me
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>>167501204

Grenade should deny healing only and increase healing only. There is no reason it should also do that and actually damage and heal.
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>>167501215
Yeah but when will they fix trash tier Dva bug
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>>167501242
It's biotic grenade and its massive burst healing that enables this tank meta

If teams had more fast moving smaller targets to heal Ana wouldn't be as popular
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>>167500876
>airsoft gear
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>>167483815
>roadhog does his selfheal
>apply discord
>get 5 back to back headshots from across the map

bub bye fatass
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>>167500579
Just play moar. I have like 70% Junkrat.
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>>167501473
How the fuck.
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>>167500876
Please officers stop her.She already began to influence another one
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>>167500956
mei apologist pls.

the whole point is her entire existence is just to be annoying. Even her shitty character/personality.

Blizzard missed an opportunity. With her kit, she should've been a scary Talon agent like Reaper.
hunting/stalking people down, freezing them, shooting an icicle in their forehead.
The annoying abilities would be easier to stomach coming from an evil Talon agent.
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>>167497486


you know what to do anon
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>>167501506
I play him on attack only. Team mates yell a lot and report a lot even though i do great most of the time.
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>>167501626
On every map?
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>>167501281
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>>167501643
Yup.
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>>167501062
Get with the time grandpa, we hate roadhog now.
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>>167500325
What type of map would Junkertown be?
Helping salvage shit in the omnium core and then unloading it at Junkertown?

Reverse Eichenwald
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>>167500687
Symm is worse in every way
>Have to deal with turrets, which take no maintenance and are hard as fuck for many characters to eliminate easily
>Teleporter and shield gen are among the best ults in the game, and eliminating them (if hidden decently) is a huge waste of time, as she recharges her ult in no time.
>Her gun takes no talent, and is literally built for easy kill streaks
>Another fucking barrier to deal with
Removing symm would only benefit the game. No character is as anti fun as she is.
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>>167497847
transcendence is fairly easy, when your whole team gets caught by mei or zarya pop it and you will get the achievement.

rapid discord is hard but even harder because you can't kill the discorded targets yourself, you need a teammate to do it. so you need a friend to go soldier or bastion and communicate
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>>167501891
They need to lower the break-off point

I went up a small staircase and turned the corner and she was still locked on. Her beam did a literal U shaped curve
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>mei slows me
>hook her
>she doesn't get oneshot

how balanced, great fucking job blizz. you clearly have no fucking idea how to code
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>>167501975
The range is too fucking long on it now, You can be a lucio on speed and she'll still kill you before you can run out of range
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>>167501891
>No character is as anti fun as she is.
I feel like that title belongs to blueberry
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>>167502108
she has counterplay. What counterplay does mei's ice cube have? What about her wall? Both of them give her completely free lives at no cost to her.
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>>167501626
Highly doubt that based on my experiences with Junkrats who flaunt their gold medals even though we aren't getting anywhere.
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>>167501992
>roadfaggot whining hook isn't a guaranteed 1 hit kill every time
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Post sad and/or melancholic pics of Amelie.
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>>167502251
>an ability designed to oneshot 250 hp heroes doesn't oneshot them

Sorry you got hooked one too many times shitter :^)
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>>167501384
and it's already getting reduced as is, that is not the main problem with dealing with ana
it has the lowest hitbox surface of any hero, including fucking zero suit d.va

that is fucking retarded
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>>167497368
I Lucio by keeping speedboost on as long as possible and amping when they're disengaging/we're low on HP. I can't wallride very well though.

How do I get better at Lucio?
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>>167502163
Mei is a defense hero, her entire purpose is to stall pushes. There are several heroes that can ignore wall in some way and ice block can set her up to be killed easily if done in the wrong place
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>>167502289
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>>167502294
>stomps and pouts when he doesn't get his way
>cries umad when called out on it

Average roadhog player
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>>167501975
>>167502034
I agree with both of these. I enjoy that the initial lock on for her gun is longer, but the distance in which it can travel when it's locked on it's incredibly insane I can even take Pharah's out on the ceiling of Temple of Anubis Point B.
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>>167491497
>>167491521
>>167491767
The way they handled that game...it was so fun when I was playing in 2011/2012.
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Why does this game trigger me?
>in skirmish having a good time making friends with enemies
>one of them joins and kills everyone
>find game before i can come back at kill him
>write down his name just incase i run into him again so i can kill and tbag him
The fuck is wrong with me
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>>167502561
you have skirmish enabled
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>>167502392
I hope they introduce a pyro character that can melt her cube and wall and set her on fire....burning her alive
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>>167493018
>>167493018
>I need healing!
>jumping around and spamming WASD like a fucking retard despite no enemies being around
MY AIM ISN'T IMPECCABLE STAND STILL FOR 2.5 SECONDS IT WOULD GO SO MUCH FASTER

>>167493441
Widow just requires angles, Pharah angles + aim.
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>>167500035
When I hit diamond I put it down. I'll try to climb higher next season, but after placing gold this season I got to a rank I thought was out of my league. Not bad for my first competitive season.
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>>167502446
>justifies an ability not working correctly

typical person mad that they can't dodge a hook
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>>167502443
Good one anon, any more pics like this?
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>>167502294
Get aim you scrublord.

Also Hook is gonna get a cooldown nerf anyways, so enjoy.
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>>167502836
All hook guarantees is the displacement, the kill is all down to you
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>>167494436
I try to focus fire Pharah when I'm Ana. One shot from me makes soldier's job so much easier, so why not?
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>>167494945
I do that, when my team is total garbage I punish them by playing a shitty hero that can't do anything, just like they're playing like garbage and accomplishing nothing.
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>>167502852
The person made a few like that.
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overwatch but matchmaking actually works
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>>167495190
If you can plink em midair, it's a pretty good counter

>>167497663
>>167497426
As someone who's been in this exact situation, it's because I was solo healing or solo tanking
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>>167503035
post them all or give a link please
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>>167502962
>I do that, when my team is total garbage I punish them by playing a shitty hero that can't do anything
So you just stay on Mercy then?
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>>167502836
>justifies cancerhog in his current state
wew
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>>167503079

CHINNGG

/who here just playing random shit like OW until MidAir gets released/
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>>167498896
Hook's priority over other abilities is BS
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>>167497486
ok listen to this
widowmaker sitting on a chair with a disgusted look, her hair loosened up, reaper and sombra to the sides of her fapping with her hair in a military position and ahegao.
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>>167503079

when im phara and i see an enemy phara, i don't even bother trying to shoot them down. we're both better off ignoring eachother.
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>skilless 76 still not nerfed
wew
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>>167503235
>someone else has a hair fetish
Pls do this draw-anon!
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>>167497804
I believe at some point, they might release a special crazy loot crate paid only that contains random loot from any holiday.

But no, holiday shit is only available during the holiday....
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>>167502717
>Widow just requires angles, Pharah angles + aim.

I main Mercy so it's moreso about them just flat out showing themselves to me.
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>>167502163
>What counterplay does mei's ice cube have?
Ana's grenade
>What about her wall?
Honestly, I've seen this fuck both teams pretty equally
>Oh look, nanoboosted Rein. I'll just drop a quick sleep dart on hi-
>A-mei-zing ice wall!
fffffffff

>>167501975
Her noclip 180 degree angle bending bullshit gun plus slow-down turrets trigger me so fucking hard. I literally can't counterplay her because I all see is rage
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>>167503185
Sombra's ability to hack a gun that's being used with a crank but not being able to hack literal robots is BS
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Ewww
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>>167502163
>Ice cube counter play
Flashbang fan the hammer
Surround it and blow it up
Wall her off with another mei
Hook her and kill her instantly
TLDR she has terrible killing capacity. She can 1v1 decently but she can't murder people like any other DPS can.
Instead of viewing her like a defender, think of her more akin to a mini tank
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>>167503109
https://tmblr.co/ZdAxqk2Gc_zfM
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>tfw winning Hanamura in 1.47 min

Sometimes things just work ok
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>>167500721
Dios mío loli D.va is so fucking hot, I need a doujinshi of her now
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>>167503545
>Dios mío

fuck off sombra
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>>167501092
stop overextending, start playing like an ACTUAL TANK

>>167503164
OW needs inheritance
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>>167503164

what does midair do that TA doesn't? also those character models look like they were stolen from firefall.
>>
40 loot boxes later and still only one event legendary feelsbad, I just want one more
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>potg is McCree missing all his shots before pressing Q
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>>167503680

>what does midair do that TA doesn't?

Not be a P2W imbalanced poorly managed cash grab and be a good game?
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>>167492317
>short shorts operator 76
>bush monster/ devil reaper
>bastion in a hat
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>POTG
>it's someone from the losing team
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>>167503803

but TA isn't p2w. it hasn't been p2w for years.
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One thing Battleborn did that I wish Overwatch did was there were 5 challenges per character. When you unlocked a challenge, you got a little bit of backstory or lore related to that character.
>>
Could SR changes post match be based on individual performance and not team performance? If I carried a team but we still lost because I can't make up for 5 retards, our SR change shouldn't be the same

I get that over many games it should balance out but it would make individual games more rewarding and help with ELO hell.
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>>167503738
I'm at 60 with 3 copies of roadhog and that's it.... feelsfuckingbad

I'm almost at the point of buying crates, but given the horrible rates I had I'm not giving blizz money, fuck those faggots
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>>167486114
Play S76
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>>167503965
There isn't a method of rating complex enough to take per game performance or class choices into account. It's well known that the placement system favors offense players compared to say, support players
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>>167503867
I doubt the writers could handle that much work
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>>167503867
>backstory or lore related to that character
>Chu as the head writer
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>>167503965
It is already working like that.
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>>167504047
When will academia stop writing algorithms for other bullshit and start to work on matchmaking in competitive games
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>>167503867
>Overwatch
>Lore
And now you know why
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>>167504204
It's really complex stuff, Elo was for a 1v1 game in the end. Whoever is smart enough to do it will probably be able to get a job with any of the big online game companies
>>
>>167504047
>Rate performance relative to other players playing as a character
Take Ana for example. We have total healed, healed as a percentage of damage taken, heals/min, plus similar stats for damage dealt and elims/elim participation
If we take into account team comp, how other players also did in a given match, etc. The computing power and data is there.
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>>167504247
My favorite
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>>167503867
they're saving all that stuff for the expansion goyim, pve, challenges, fun modes etc
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>>167497843
I'm the guy who posted the stats. You're absolutely correct, people in my SR (plat) never use my speed and I often have to solo heal. His healing is pretty trash too. I have no clue how my obj time is so low, I don't really die THAT much
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>>167504204

How would you go about writing a mm algorithm that takes into account what hero a person will play, what heroes the other people in the team will play in relation to that, how well they will play in that game and how well the team will play together?

Good fucking luck.
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Who kissed who first?
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>super coordinated 6man vs all soloqueue in ctf
>ends in 2min 0-3

there is ZERO excuse for soloqueue to EVER go against a full premade. Fix your fucking shit blizz!!
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>>167504391
like uber, rate your team with stars, low stars get stuck with low stars, high stars get matched with high stars, if your rating is too different from the rest of it gets ignored by the system.
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>>167504479
delet this
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>>167504542
>go solo queue
>joined with a 5 man
>they get tilted because 1 fuck doesn't like the map
>go 5 dps
>laugh about their impending loss
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THE most embarrassing card you can get as widow
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>tfw one win away from top 500

Wish me luck
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>>167504712
>tfw
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>>167504542
The first day of the event nearly every ctf match was me and some randoms up against groups of at least 4+ that were all gm or close to it.
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>>167504796
How much mmr is that?
>>
>>167504796
I wish you get a lose streak and never get that high again this season
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>>167504391
Not who they will play, but we can make a statistical inference on how they will play. We'd use past data to match people up with similar skill levels with different heroes from different roles.

determining measures of "goodness" is something that would require contant reworking and feedback, but it'd be a start.
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>>167504796
poke?
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>>167504695
no, accept your (at some point to be revealed) homos
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>>167504880
ignore him. In a game of what, over a million unique players, and conveniently dozens of people come in here bragging about how they're top 500?
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>>167504796
you can do it anon!
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tfw McCreamy video
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>>167505121
what?
>>
>>167505121
who?
>>
>>167505176
>>167505242
Shitty memes xD youtube faggot for 13 year olds
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*raise paw* is, I dare to say *blush*, timthetamman /ourguy/ ??? plz respond rawr :3
>>
kys fgt
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>>167505121
******MY MCCREAMY EXPERIENCE******

It was 8am. I'm 3200~SR. I know I shouldnt, but I still get nervous when I see a bunch of masters and grand masters in my games when i'm only diamond.

He's in some 4-man stack, says he has 850 hours on rein, I lock healer because I know my place. We win the first two rounds on LiJiangTa and then he says "i have to go" and literally all 4 of his premade start throwing and trolling.

holy fuck that was the worst/best game of my life, Grand master pharras are on some other retarded level, flicks with 100% acuracy, they float and drop so sporadically that nobody can hit them

anyway the other team wernt tilted apparently and ended up winning 3 in a row and we lost

fuck that stupid faggot
>>
Should I buy los muertos or that chink mercy intro?
>>
>>167487824
>'fire at will"
or
>"I'm going for the toblerone"
Hmm I wonder which one is mine
>>
>>167505420
No he isn't he's a washed up has been who needs to fade away and stop being a cancer on the community.
>>
>>167505713
Well the Mercy one is only there for a limited time
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>>167504880
>>167504958
>>167505062
>>167505050

Thanks everyone, i couldn't have done it without you
>>
>>167505420

He's a fat balding tattooed sellout who try too hard to please 13 years old idiots. so no.

also, he's fucking bad.
>>
>>167505121
>>167505420
>kiddie eceleb shit

Stay on /v/ please
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>>167505121
>tfw he'll encourage more fags to play widowcunt

thanks McCreamy !
>>
>Lijang Tower
>3 dps, 1 healer
> The dps are never behind my shield
>One time everyone decides to go round the back of control tower letting the enemy get to the point first

I know it's gold and all but even after spamming group up and asking in chat they just ignore it, how can people be so stupid
>>
>>167506178

>be Mei on Lijang
>go around back
>wall off their ana from the team
>kill her
>cap the point

Ni hao
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>play comp
>healer as usual
>go 2-0, though not a steamroll
>cool we can win this
>enemy team pulls out a Pharah
>Pharah proceeds to harass me with absolutely no competition, she just fucking flies over everyone, goes for me and then I die and since I'm healer, everyone else dies after that
>2-1
>"The Pharah keeps harassing me, can you guys keep her in check so she doesn't just fly over and kill me?"
>Pharah proceeds to be completely untouched until after she's killed me, every time, for the next rounds
>2-3, Defeat

>"Oh well, one more, can't be as bad as that."
>Literally the exact same thing word for word happens.
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>>167506605
same but with harambe
>where is heals?>?>?
nigga Im dead, turn around for once
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>>167506605
Sounds like you need to play Pharah :^)
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>>167483815
I finally did it. 51 games as symmetra later and I am finally in diamond. Going from mid-gold to diamond only as symmetra was fun.
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>>167506605
I've had this issue. I was playing healer with a friend and we had a roadhog, d.va and zarya in Eichenwelde and the last person was a top 500 Genji.
He refused to switch, the team begged and pleaded, we needed a soldier because Pharah would kill us supports and then just get free shots on the Pharah. The Roadhog tried where he could but she would stay far from him.

Needless to say we lost, because a single Genji wouldn't change. And they had a triple tank team too.
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>>167506605
you have to play ana and kill her. because apparently soldier or mcree can never do it
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>>167506940
>free shots on the Pharah
I mean free shots on the tanks*
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>>167506815
fuck you

>>167506605
just switch off healer to widow and shoot down pharah. You should be able to do it as Ana as well, but pharah will do it quicker.
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>>167506940
It's maining. People are going into comp thinking that dumping all their hours on Genji or Widow is enough to carry them
>>
>>167506940

>Genji vs triple tank and Pharah

No joke, almost every game I lost here>>167506815
was a Genji refusing to switch when the enemy had the same thing. A couple times it was Junkrat, but holy fuck I hate Genji mains. They are also one of the most toxic people I have met.
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>>167506940

One tank could have easily switched. If the enemy has 3 tanks, it doesn't mean you need 3 tanks.
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>>167506605
Just play Ana.
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>>167507112
:^) I have to take advantage of no one knowing how to properly counter her yet
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>>167506942
I try to, but I don't have good enough aim to be winning a 1v1 as Ana against a Pharah consistently. And while I do agree that "aim better" is good advice, it's not really the only issue. Ana is the best bet to deal with the situation, but even then Pharah is at an advantage.
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After the changes to Mercy's health regen, Phamercy is really annoying to deal with.
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>>167507142
That's true, but I'm a beta faggot. I never dared speak up.

Still, against three tanks and a Pharah a Genji isn't exactly the best pick now, is it?

>>167507121
>>167507136
Well, even in saying that, the guy is Top 500 for a reason so I can't say much to it. Maybe we were just the problem.
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>>167507112
>just switch off healer to widow and shoot down pharah.
As a Pharah, forcing a team to switch off of one of their healers and replace it with a character that does nothing but stand still and stare only at me, ignoring the rest of the teamfight, is my fucking dream.
And I'll still kill the Widow.
>>
>>167506940
>>167506605
>healer
>watching yourselves get killed
Lemme guess, you were playing Mercy right? You totally deserved to lose if so
>>
>>167507486
It doesn't matter how good they are. If they're not working well with the team, the team will fall apart. Genji does not support the team against a pharah if you are the only DPS.
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>>167504006
I had good luck in previous event but this one is being fucking shit, blizzard should make legendaries from event don't duplicate but I doubt they would do something like that.
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>>167500000
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>>167483815
>tfw I want to buy lootboxes even though I have everything I want already
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Post blue.

I didn't make her the thread image for nothing.
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>>167507897
Does posting the same images of fictional women over and over really fill the void? I've never understood waifufagging
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>>167507672
>deserved to lose for picking a character
Fuck off retard
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>>167507897
>tfw pseudonym3d made some widowmaker renders
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>>167508010
I didn't either.

I laughed at people who posted waifus. But then I discovered widowmaker.
>>
>play ctf
>it's literally "pick mei and sym or lose" the gamemode
>>
>>167507541
ideally the widow would pick you then move on. what would you consider your counter to be?
>>
>>167498896
>the zarya dies anyway
>>
>>167508332
we been playing ctf for 2 fucking weeks, how fucking slowpoke can you be?
>>
I want Gilbert Gottfried to voice Doomfist
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>The games where I have all golds and do my hardest to carry I lose
>The game where I'm utterly worthless I get carried and win

I don't like this.
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>>167508631
Fuck you
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>>167508056
I want to kick Amelie in the ovaries, right in the babymaker.
>>
>playing 3v3
>go winston to jump on their Zen
>as I do it my hog stops to type that I'm retarded
>instead of just hooking the Rein who's back was turned to him

Was is it always the Roadhog?
>>
Hogs hook is even more bullshit now. Worse than before.
>>
>Lucio stays on speed boost the entire match in comp
>says everyone is "bitching" when he's called a fucking retard
>>
>>167509068
Silver speaks
>>
>>167509068
that's how you're supposed to play lucio
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>>167509068
Hello 1500 mmr!
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>>167508968
Why would you want to do that?
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>>167509068
>Calling someone who did what they were supposed to do a retard

The ironing.
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>>167500035
When its just loss after loss after loss after loss etc.
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>>167508089
You can't save her, you will never make her whole again
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>>167509158
You're not supposed to end games with literally 0 healing
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>>167508975
I agree. Mei used to be a Hog counter because 99% of Hogs couldn't 1 shot her, and D.Va could 1v1 him. Now everything gets 1 shot. Never had problems with Roadhog before the patch. Now I feel how most people already felt
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>>167509229
Guessing by the post, it states that Lucio stayed on speed boost rather than healing. How is that "what he is supposed to do"
>>
Do you think Widowmaker cries for Gerard
>>
>>167509321
Lucio's healing is pathetic and is picked for his speed.
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>Total Mayhem Brawl
>Chose Zarya
>Able to spam particle barrier every two seconds
>People keep shooting at me so I'm able to instantly gather max energy
>Completely annihilate enemy team with overpower particle gun while keeping shields up on everyone else

The only way to play Total Mayhem
>>
>>167485663
>Aren't those the columbine high school massacre guys?
You don't belong here
>>
>>167509321
Lucio is not picked for his heals.
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>>167509203
No pain, no gain
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>>167509256
Of course I can't! She's not real.

I like her as a character.
>>
>quick play
>solo qued teammate picks genji when we've already got more offense heros than needed
>"Yeah I know he's not a good pick, but I want to practice on him for comp"
When will people learn that there's almost no good reason to practice genji on a team that doesn't suit him? You're developing talents you aren't going to use. You can build a good comp around genji, but that doesn't mean he's a great pick on his own. Get a buddy and practice him alongside zarya or something, and switch roles every so often to ensure you can get in eachother's shoes. Even if you play half as much genji that way, it's still worth more.
>>
Overwatch now borrows ideas from the last another multiplayer game you've played.
What would it be?
>>
>>167509123
>>167509197
>silver
At this rate, that's not far from the truth
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>>167509401
Tha'ts the smuggest Zarya I have seen in a while
>>
>>167509320
Roadhog one shotting Dva's mech is the worst part of this patch. He just gets to remove her from it every 6 seconds, and hooking her takes zero effort because she's almost completely immobile while shooting.
>>
>>167509485
then you aren't a waifufag then

Congratulations!
>>
>>167509497
It's fucking quick play, if you want something serious play comp.
>>
>>167500687
What the fuck do you think defense is supposed to do? You're literally buying yourself enough time for the match to end. That's the point.
>>
>>167509820
>>167509320
>>167508975
So you would rather let him pull you trough floors because of hitboxes connecting even without LoS
>>
>>167509497
It's quick play.
>>
>>167509997
Yes because I still had a chance of survival when that happened.
>>
>>167509989
>>167510034
obviously I don't want something serious, but they're shooting themselves in the foot if they're trying to practice
>>
>>167510095
Quick match is the ideal match making to actually practice.
>>
>>167510189
you'll learn a lot more in it if you at least duoque though
>>
>>167487327
That's because tf2 was balanced by making every character weak damage, so it was more like death match fps games where you could just fuck around, if you wanted. oW has hard counters and ULTs, and you can't causal in the same way.
>>
>>167509256
That will be impossible for every women that already had a man.
>>167508010
>tfw can only play with cute female characters.
>>
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Am I back in silver?
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>>167510356
>most retarded picks have the most time played
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>>167510356
Guess what he picked
>>
>>167510469
Hanzo or Sombra
>>
>play comp lose
>play comp win
>play comp lose
>more than an hour wasted on fucking nothing
And you faggots say this shit is better than qp/arcade
>>
>>167510302
>soldier kills almost everyone in 2 directhits
>demonigger kills almost everyone in 2 stickies
>sniper kills half the character pool with a 1% charged headshot
>hoovy disintegrates everything he points his girlfriend at even faster than bastion does
>weak damage
And I'm not even talking about crits
>>
>>167510561
Git gud
>>
>>167510495
Hanzo
Then when we asked him to switch, he said fuck you and kept Winston suiciding off the cliff

I'm not in any way shape or form good at this game but holy fuck playing comp makes me angry at some people's inability to play and then blame everyone else
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>>167509256
But at least I'd try.
>>
>>167509256
There is a way to save her

Let her be with Gerard
>>
>>167510882
avoid player feature back when
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How do I be a good Lucio
When I speedboost, people want heals
When I heal, people want speed boost

I try to spend as much time on speed as possible unless the majority of our team is at low health
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>>167500687
I'd rather we fix her not really but it's more balanced this way
>200hp, no business having the extra 50 when it doesn't fit her role or aesthetic
>armoured heroes cannot be frozen at all until their armour breaks. This new trait can extend into shields until it is all stripped back, so Torb giving Zen a flak jacket can do wonders.
>her cryopod can be broken and has the same HP as a wall section.
>cryopod can be pushed around, put that Lucio ice hockey skin to good use. Reinhardt can also ram it out of the way, though he comes to a halt and it sails off like a snooker ball.

She can still harass squishys and make walls like no tomorrow, but can't do it while asleep and on her own anymore.
>>
>>167511241
according to >>167509440
and >>167509381

you only speedboost
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>>167510356
Holy fuck, we won even after not being able to take second checkpoint
Literally never died after I switched to Zarya
>>
>>167511241
>>167511407
Constantly swap between them.
When moving to point speed boost will save your team much more damage than healing them will.
having it on too much will fuck up your teams aim if they're not 4400sr, and even his passive healing is enough to make the difference in most fights.
>>
>>167511349
>nerf Mei
She's already balanced enough.
>>
>>167511241
only heal when you can amp it and your teams hp is low
>>
>>167511349
250 health makes perfect sense since she's canon thicc
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Why is Reyes always breaking his zipper?
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>>167511710
She gets her extra HP because she's constantly being pumped full of her research colleague's life juices
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>>167511794
That's edgy. That's cool.
>>
>>167511983
>>167511983
>>167511983

New thread for you to run to image limit with the same images you used this thread
>>
New thread
>>167512038
>>167512038
>>
>>167512025
This one doesn't have a discord link so I know where I'm going.
>>
>>167483815
>round one
>don't even push payload to first point, both tanks are awful, getting 5 gold medals as zen
>round two
>everyone just plays what they want
>no tanks, torb and bastion
>we spawn camp them
>>
>>167512143
Yes, the one that was posted first

You wouldn't break the unwritten rules of /vg/ because of discord shit would you?
>>
>>167512143
Also no widowcunt pic so that's another plus
>>
>>167512241
I mean I don't like the circlejerk either, anon.
>>
>duplicates
>duplicates
>duplicates
>duplicates
Thanks blizzard
>>
>>167512509
Dupes are good though.
I'd rather have coins that get me closer to skins I want than some shitty common sprays I'll never use
>>
>In a drawn match, Medals give you 1 SR for Bronze, 2 for Silver, and 3 for Gold

What do you think, /owg/?
>>
>>167512765
>common sprays are +5 and +15
>skins are 750/3000
Good luck with that
>>
>>167483914
Just stop playing.
>>
>>167483914
did you try googling "overwatch aimbot"?

they're usually like $60-120
>>
when the fuck was the image limit added? Is it hiroshima being cheap again?
>>
>>167507142
Yup especially against Pharah. Tanks are huge and slow basically 80% of the rockets will hit somebody.
>>
>Americans always ALWAYS insta lock dps
>They proceed to suck
>people choosing shit characters like phara and sym

Man, i hate playing NA OW but EU is kinda hard and 100 ping makes things funky from time to time.
>>
>>167483914
Not worth you will get banned....
>>
>>167519212
like five years ago
>>
>>167497428
Every pose with her hand on her hips now floats dramatically off them.
>>
>>167499515
Is this D.Va?
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