EVE Online general /eog/

soon these threads will need to be sent off to the mmo general

>>167139937

Waited hours for one too afraid to post it for the first time

lol ded

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>too afraid to post it for the first time

I don't play one of the most autistic games ever created because I enjoy being the center of attention

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first for amarr

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>guy has been belt ratting for 2 hours
>i just so happen to run into a faction spawn he's been grinding for
>kill, loot and salvage the wreck to hide evidence
>240m
am I going to heck if I dont apologize?

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>>167141419
no

shield sin

>this wrecks belongs to me because reasons

>>167141419
How do you rat nowadays anyways? Just pick confessor and go null (or die at gate)?

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>random legion found our bling rattlesnake farming wormhole
>legion dropped on it but missed by a second
>fleet forming up for dank pvp actions
>send rattlesnake back to signal them "come here for a gud fite"
>nothing happening
>they send back a procurer inviting us to come
>FC says no
>fleet staying up for 2 hours later
>the rattlesnake cleared all combat sites while the procurer brought more friends and mined all ore and gas sites
>both side go home
>spot some E-UNI fags wandering into the hole
>blop them out of spite
>ragequit afterward
so this is the elite pvp experience

oneiros

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>Get friend to play eve
>He joins us out in Null
>First fleet
>He is hyped
>"This is going to be an Entosis OP"
>ohno
>Faggots don't even try to fight us
>Two hours Entosising
>Literally zero content
>Fleet ends, dock up
>"I'm going to head off to bed now, how did you enjoy the fleet?"
>"Dude that was really fun! We should do more fleet stuff tomorrow"

Did I just bait my autistic friend into this shit game?

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>Come back to Moot's Last Jihad after my competition break
>Only CEO now
>???
>Turns out Stilte has welped so many ships now that he up and steals the corp wallet, and leaves after a month or so in CEO role

Fuck, I genuinely don't understand. The whole wallet worth was maybe 140mil, a couple hours explo and he could make it himself.

Anyways, corp is back to having a semi-functional CEO, join us for shenanigans if you feeling like it, open to alphabros and roaming loners.
Also, if you are a cuck who wants to steal, you are welcome too, we genuinely don't have enough in the bank to make it worth your while.


Also, the killboard is back to bloody red, please help us make it more so.

Kevin, what the fuck man?

>>167145021
a couple hours of life time saving for free sounds like a good deal

>>167146381
>spend more than 20 hours helping corp
>steal 150 mil

I guess isk you steal is free, right?

>35 new serpentis skins for gallente
How about something that isn't grey or black or plastic yellow for once huh ccp

>>167144652
Typical good goy material.

>>167147265
Relax, there's an even in two weeks that will probably drop Gallente hull skins.

>>167139415

What race should I play?

>been mwd drifting all my life
>discover ab drifting
Fuck yea. Now I just need Afterburner V

>7o

oneiros

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>>167139415
Been away for a couple months, what happened to Puppers and All-Out?

How do i rat?

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>>167150656
They died, joined together, and died again.

>>167150823
>fly to belt
>lock reds

Ta da

>>167151448
(in order)
Restart launcher.
Restart PC.
Contact support.

>>167151338
Okay gonna level destroyers and try confessor my way into not getting loot for days and quitting.

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>those people in corp chat who would rather as stupid shit like "what's x" instead of looking it up in market

>>167151448
Is it working now?

>>167141419
Why would anyone go to hek these days?

>>167153128
Seems fine now.

Daily reminder that the moros is inferior to the nag in every single way

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>>167150823
>>167141983
if you're being unironic and you're from the days back when people had to belt rat
you get one of the designated ratting ships:
afk-ish ratting: vni, ishtar
active ratting: rattlesnake, a carrier, typically thanny or nid
go to your corp's ratting system with an upgraded military index, open up the probe scanner (no scanning necessary), and pick your poison. Most commonly people like to do these rock havens since all the rats spawn in one bunched up area which reduces drone travel time. Expect 45m/hr with a vni+the rare faction spawn+selling any 10/10 ded bookmarks or running them yourself.

>>167141983
Get yourself 6 carriers and go run level 5 missions

And today's shitfit prize goes to...
https://zkillboard.com/kill/59674834/

>>167157128
Damn, i hate drones...and having to find a corp...

>>167147825
Caldari

>>167158771
yeah, i hate having to manage missiles and drones on the rattle. I'd prefer either full zzzzdrones or point&blap

>>167150656
All out merged into Oruze for the most part and was then restarted as a newb corp.
Pupper then merged into All out, but the overall quality of the corp is suspect.

How good are Mordus Angels?

>page20
fuck you dog

Astro-Inertial Compact Missile Guidance Computer

initiated compact warp scrambler

>tfw spamming level 3 missions becuse to scared too do level 4

>>167166365
whats your name I'll send you a polarized machaiel

What's a lowsec static? Does it mean there will always be a wormhole that connects to a lowsec system?

>>167166774
Yes

>>167168165
Thanks anon~

how fly good fleet interceptor i wanna hold people 4 fleet sex

>>167169669
>mwd on
>f1 f2
>orbit faster than transversal
>shoot drones
>pray to god there's no missiles

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>don't forget to tip your boosters on the way out
>we recommend 1m per site per booster

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>12am last night
>fuck it one more anom
>24 drone coronaries
>first anom of the morning
>31 coronaries
weeew time to buy something stupid, geckos and faction bcs

>>167145021
>wonder about joining this
>no way to send application
>weeks later
>still nothing

>go solo roam null around home
>don't meet shit, meh return home
>notice just now I was in my bear pod

oneiros

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>Invulnerability Fields don't make you invulnerable

>damage control
>doesn't deflect arguments

>day trading
>can trade at night

>>167174753
It's always day somewhere anon.

>>167174791
>day/night cycles mean anything in space

>>167174904
it means lots of things

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>>167139415

>>167175136
But stations don't orbit in eve.

>>167176136
prove it

Hello I heard I can get free ISK here?

>>167177259
You heard wrong.

>>167177259
post name i'll send you free isk

>>167176626
Tacs around stations don't change.

>>167178882
prove it, don't say some random bullshit

>>167179063
>gives evidence
>I don't believe your evidence

Sorry, didn't know you have brain problems.

How do I convert my concord LP to SoE or some pirate faction etc? Does it convert both ways (concord>whatever>back) or do you have to go to a station of the specific faction of choice?

>>167179228
>give evidence
that would be a good start, you should get to it

>>167179354
>he doesn't know bookmarks are static
>he can't conclude that if stations weren't static, stations would move away from bookmarks

>>167179484
that just proves that bookmarks are static according to any nearby station, not that they're absolutely static

>>167179484
>it is impossible for bookmarks to be relative and not absolute
????

>>167179659
>>167179641

Not him but you're literally saving the coordinate point in space. Its obviously static

>>167179641
A station tac is the same as a safe. And if you assume all bookmarks use stations as a point of reference, explain why bookmarks work in systems with no stations.

After, of course, after you explain why the position of the sun never changes throughout the day when you're on a station grid. If stations were orbiting there would be multiple sunrises and sunsets every day.

>>167179940
prove it

>>167180006
you're the one who said station m8

>>167179940
Every coordinate point in a Cartesian space can be expressed as an absolute or as one of infinite number of relative values.
What evidence do you have that the coordinate is expressed as an absolute?

>all this nerd shit

fuck outta here

>>167180432
>he plays video games
lmao nerd

>>167180165
>>167180312

That its a fairly simplistic non-Newtonian video game that does not have a system of orbiting celestials/stations, evidenced by the fact that they never move.

>>167180775
prove it

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Why do EVE players love Discord so much? Why can't they just use IRC or Jabber? Some corps even use Discord for voice when mumble exists.
I just don't understand.

>>167180775
How do you know that what you see is not just a pre-calculated representation of space, displayed on your screen, and the planets actually move but that movement is obscured from your vision for simplicity's sake?
Suppose the laws of EVE physics (which are different to that of real life, as you should know) make it so all inter-planetary distances are inter-orbital distances regardless of orbital position of either body. Then the above could be true without affecting any numerical metrics.

>>167181025
>IRC and Jabber in 2017
???
Do you use Skype as well?

There are no celestials. Eve is a game about submarines.

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So I joined a corp that my previous corp always shit talked. And they literally have all the shit I wanted to implement in previous corp (which they dismissed as a bad idea) and they run more fleets and I make a shitload more isk and the people are normal eve tier players...

fucking last time I ever take someone else's word about what a corp is like.

>>167182000
Was it SC and Snuff?
Was it Karmafleet/Brave Newbies/PH?
What was it?

>>167181773
Congratulations arguing a useless point about physics in a game that doesn't use them.

>>167182108
I am not gonna say out of principle. Just wanna get it out there that you should actually join a corp/alliance and experience what it is like before you judge otherwise you will just cuck yourself like i did.

>>167182210
prove that it doesn't

This is the best shitposting I've seen here in a long time. Slow day at work?

itt: what is burden of proof?

>>167181824
>>IRC and Jabber in 2017
>free choice of client and having full control over your own server so you can make sure it's secure is a bad idea
>Do you use Skype as well?
Sadly people actually do use Skype for backchannel negotiations

>>167182210
>>make a supposition based on the fact that EVE doesn't use real life physics
>"that's wrong because the game doesn't use real life physics"
Uhhh. What? No real physics is what makes it possible, it can't be the thing that makes it wrong.

Is there a rason to join a corp if i have very low SP but dont need help? what can i do within a corp to make isk if i have shitty skills?

>>167183019
Yeah, people open possibilities in all areas of the game.

>>167183019
With a few mil SP you can run ratting sites and get 6 mil ticks (every 20 min bounty payout) + loot. And there is plenty of room to improve that as you go.

>>167171454
>search corporation
>submit application

Wtf?

>>167183341

Different noob here, what are ratting sites? That sounds good to me

Can I do it in a frig/destroyer or should I wait until cruiser?

>>167184239
just join a fucking corp you clown and ask your dumb questions there, there are people literally getting off on helping idiots like you. literally any alpha friendly corp will give you free stuff and explain everything to you however many times you want

>>167183019
Salvaging is decent Isk if you're new. SRP and free ships will help you pvp without straining your wallet too much

>>167184239
Pandemic horde has belt ratting destroyer guides on youtube

>>167184461

lmao

>>167184663
eks fucking dee kys :3 ahaha

>>167184461
u mad?

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>>167184239
you can belt rat in a destroyer, yes. It's also kinda like playing the lottery since you have a small chance for a rare spawn. The payout is very minimal.
The moment you can fly a cap stable 100mn vexor navy issue with heavy drones you should go do ratting sites. Just open the probe scanner and they're all pre-scanned, as soon as you finish one another has already spawned. Don't join Pandemic Horde unless you want to see your cruiser here
https://zkillboard.com/system/30003698/

>amarr has purity and cold iron
>caldari has vanilla and seabeast
>gallente has serpentis
>minmatar has ?????????????

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>>167186650
>mfw I joined PL yesterday

>implying any of the skins are good
>implying the concept of skins isn't cancer
If we didn't let CCP monetize skins we'd be flying custom-painted ships with alliance/corp logos on them.

>>167186926
how do you not let ccp do something?

and why do you want the game to be shitted up with custom-painted meme shit?

>>167186926
>let
kek

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>>167139415
>16 days until T3 cruiser skills are V
>still too space poor to afford the basic subsystems let alone to properly fit it

is it even worth it to get a proteus? Im gonna be able to fly it well! I want to explore and rat with it.

>>167187035
>>167187298
>how do you not let ccp do something?
You shoot the monument. Obviously.

>>167187474
only faggots fly t3 cruisers m8

>>167186650
>joined horde couple months ago
>VNI ratted until I graduated to a snake
>Haven't lost anything
Hah

whats a good corp? how about mission ready mining or ascendance? or go with one of the big meme ones like horde?

>had 1.5b in assets and wanted to buy plex for that
>real life made me unable to log in for long enough to get it to jita
>fast forward ~20 days
>sub running out
>assets worth under 1b now
Thanks Obama

>>167187717
this cant be true. Whats the point in having a security tag along if you're exploring? i want to explore and also be able to deal with anyone that wants to wreck my shit.

>people saying they are getting same ticks ratting in a vni as a rattlesnake

how, if this is true, why would I get a rattlesnake?

Ended up watching Clear Skies so though why the fuck not I'll relog my EvE account now that its F2Pish.

Goddamn I am so lost. Can't remember shit. Not to mention I am rather baffled at the skills I have leveled, got every destroyer and battlecrusier maxed, but for the life of me I can not remember why the fuck I would do that.

>>167190403
Destroyers and Battlecruisers used to be not racial - one skill for all races.
When CCP made the change they copied the skillpoints into new skills of all four races.

>>167190763
Ahh that makes a lot more sense. Been like 4 years since I played and before that i was rather sporadic so so much has changed.

Kinda tempted to just go redo the tutorial and do everything as a new player would just to get a feel for the game again. If that's even possible with an old character.

>>167191062
You can redo the career agents but not the actual tutorial. To do the tutorial itself, the new one, you'd have to make a new character.

>>167191139
Fair enough, I'll get my bearings eventually. Hopefully I don't go back to being a Jita jew middle man and never leave the fucking station.

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My first time hauling soon after creating my first EVE spreadsheet on excel. Set to make just under 300m isk profit, immediate selling, from an initial 400m investment.

Am I playing this game right?

>>167191405
You could always start a new alpha account to do the tutorial to get the feel for the game back. Not like you lose anything from it.

>>167191874
I don't think you need to start a new character or account to do the tutorial

>>167191959
Starting to think that as well. Since I had to reset my email I got every account associated with it on my new email.

Logged on my first trial from 2006 and since it was in the rookie ship I was at the start of the new tutorial. So might just be that you need to be in the rookie ship to get the option.

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tempest

>~1B in ISK and easily liquidatable assets
>just renewed subscription
>skills aren't high enough to fly T2 ships
>really don't want to get a faction ship
What do I buy /dog/?

>>167196076
if your skills arent high, train them. For now fly a vexor and make money doing level 2 missions. then by a BC and do level 3 missions. Meanwhile train all your skills til you can get a T2 ship. but i strongly suggest getting a faction ship.

Should I join PH if I just want to try ratting in nul or do they get raided so much that it's not even possible to rat in peace?

>>167196764
PH has good ratting pockets.

Your only problem is the competition from the dozens of other ratters and a guy who likes to farm PH ratters.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30003698/
You can probably guess from this link who he is.

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>Should I join PH

>>167196764
yeah if you want to rat in peace in the north join horde or guardians of the galaxy. everyone else is getting stomped on right now.

>undock from station
>warp somewhere
>fly into station for 30 seconds before shimmying enough to actually warp

nice game you have there CCP

>>167193714
Tempest and compost are very similar words. Coincidence?

>jumping into Jita with my 800m payload
>95% of my wealth

>>167199459
>being poor

>>167199620

Considering I can't even fly cruisers yet I think I'm doing alright. I'll be able to pvp in frigs for god knows how long now

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buy my shit

>>167200359
Bought

>>167200359
*0.01 isks you*

>>167156892
looks better

>>167199620
i would love to have 800 mil in my wallet right now. im legit space poor, and have a hard time getting income.

>>167196764
lemme tell you what I saw in my crystal ball to save you the time
>you decide to have a relaxing afternoon doing some ratting
>cloaky neut in system
>5 hours later still there
>fuck it, you decide to undock because you want to make some damn isk
>orbit the anomaly
>orthrus decloaks on top of you, you're going 1000m/s so you cant steer it in time to warp off before being pointed
>no matter how many times the standing fleet takes out the orthrus, he's back within the hour, willing to spend over a billion isk a day just to stop you from ratting

>>167188373
>mission ready mining or ascendance
They're both big meme corps. AscendanceDOT recruits from Jita local so they're probably quite bad even by Goonswarm standards.

>>167191595
Watch out for margin trade scams

>>167196764
Don't discount the lesser known alliances and renters at the ass end of the universe. See who lives where on dotlan and check killboards for losses.
If they don't get farmed all day and kill lots of NPCs they're worth considering.

>>167203036
hmm how did the orthrus get to my anom cloaked? slowboat?

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>hacking a relic site in wormhole
>dscan dscan dscan hack dscan dscan dscan hack hack
>forgot to dscan for 10 seconds
>dscan...
>see a white stroke line flashes in the background
>OH FUCK SOMEONE WARPED IN?!
>heart skipped a beat
>nothing on overview
>it was just a fucking shooting star

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infinite ammo

>>167186664
It's hard to paint over rust.

>>167201047
>a huge turd looks better than a wing

>>167205343
>mining turrets
my dude wtf you doing

>>167205149
how did you a relic site in a wormhole? isnt it full of sleepers? What do you fly?

>>167205580
you don't do sleepers sites if you can't handle them, duh, plenty of pirate relics in c1-3 whs

>>167205726
i have not once seen a pirate site in a WH. theres always sleepers every hole i go into

Do you guys use attribute implants? I just finally lost my pod with my +4s (didn't think before I started the trip) and I'm wondering whether or not they're even worth it. The hassle of clone jumping alone is enough to put me off it and I think I'll be getting killed a lot now that I live in null

>>167205891
I pvp so no

>>167205149
>shooting star
>in space

>>167205880
You were either in two holes total, went into c4-5 only or are trying to explore in busy or already cleaned up systems.
>>167205891
>press 2 buttons
>hassle
I have +4s and I switch clones to an empty one if I'm going to PvP. It's worth it to log off in a clone with implants, shaved days off my skill queue.

>>167205891
Reminds me of when a class mate of mine was going to teach me PvP and forgot to switch clones and and we went out in frigates and he had a complete set of +5 implants.

Suspect his asshole clenched rather hard when we were almost podded by pirates.

>>167206504

Logging on at odd times just to do so and missing fights waiting on a countdown is a hassle

>>167207023
>cooldown
you don't get a cooldown if you install a clone in a citadel and switch from the same citadel. You can even do it if you already have a cooldown

>>167204697
He warped there and cloaked ahead of time.

>>167207218

I was not aware of that. Makes me even angrier at myself for having my 3rd ever loss be a pod with most of my worth

>>167209056
Yeah Eve is really bad about all those mechanics that aren't mentioned anywhere and don't really make sense.

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>>167171276
I've made a billion so far today off these damn things, the sentient spawns can be quite common.
Good because the longer everyone falls for the rorqual meme the more these drone goos stay up in price

>>167212708
>implying the rorqual is a meme

being the best mining ship in the game isn't a meme.

the idiots that go out and mine in packs of less than 4 rorquals at a time are the meme.

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>"Guys don't spike system"
>Everyone jumps

What do you recommend after forsaken rally points ? Forsaken hubs I guess ?

apocalypse

>just made my first 1B ISK
>most of it was through corporate theft
Feels good man

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>Spend weeks training for a Rattlesnake, get it fitted out with the gear that will do exactly what I need it to do. Spend 1.4 billion on the hull and fittings.

>It's hotdropped in the first hour of use.


Fuck it back to a VNI I guess.

>>167220505
>1.4b for rattingsnake
what modules did you bling

>>167220505
>rattelsnake ratting

stop being a shitter and just get a carrier

>>167220685
>>167220721
It's fucked up because i've gotten salty over loosing a 150 million VNI. But for some reason the snake does not bother me, it was literally two weeks of ratting in a VNI to save up the isk required and somehow it's just nothing.

>>167220505
shit fucking sucks because there's nothing in-between, 3 months of jump drive skills, advanced spaceship command, and other things and that's just to sit it in.

>>167221216
Yeah i've literally been stuck in a VNI for months on end because it's either upgrade to a Rattlesnake or upgrade to a Tengu for DED site loot or go to a Nidhog or a Hel, and all options are multi months trains for the basic entry skills.

>>167221216
>>167221406

Just run an alpha alt that can salvage and pick up your loot. You can start approaching 30 million ticks if you include the value of the loot and salvage you pick up.

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>>167139937
>>167140512
An incestuous pile of dicks fuck up their own general, like everywhere on /vg/ it's the same vocal fucktards that need to be muzzled

Can I fly a destroyer with only skill level 3? I don't want to wait till the weekend but I feel like its a bad idea

>>167222659
Look at the bonuses and decide for yourself. Most of them are pretty insignificant like +5% damage and +10% falloff or something like that.

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le dank low sec gate camp meme

>>167223457
>+25% damage is insignificant
it's pretty significant

>>167223475
>40m
And nothing of value was lost.

>>167223720
He clearly meant going from level 3 to level 4 before flying it, so it'd only be 5% damage which, yes, is insignificant.

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>>167186664
valklear glory

>>167223985

In this case its 10% so I'm on the fence. Think I'll give it a go though against rats at least. I'll wait till 4 to take it into pvp

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>Asteros selling for 58m
>Someone puts up a BPC for one at 65m

>>167223475
>dying to a gate camp
>in a cruiser

Wew

>>167224294
Market welping, I do it for fun sometimes too.

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>>167222325

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>>167187474
400M doesn't take too long blitzing L4's
this is what my friend uses

Is there a way to disable the automatic index checking the launcher occasionally performs when launched?
It steals tens of megabytes of my bandwidth and a lot of cpu/hdd power effectively grinding my PC to a halt for the duration of ~10 minutes.

Yes it can be closed which stops the indexing, but it won't really close and release hardware resources until the client launches and verifies my account credentials, which, because of 100% cpu usage of the launcher takes ages.

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>>167214409
>be space middle class
>CCP buffs rorquals
>tfw my networth drops by 1b every few days because everything I own gets devalued
>can't make Isk fast enough to keep up with Rorqual caused mineral price crash

>proteus for L4
>dat poverty fit

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>>167220505
>hotdropped
how the fuck did you let that happen

>>167225254
>cap power relay
swap that out for a EANM II if you've got the skills to be stable without it

>>167203036
>I was only 1 month old
>I loved Rock Muncher666 so much, I had seen all the kill mails
>I pray to Rock Muncher666 every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Rock Muncher666 is love", I say, "Rock Muncher666 is life"
>The intel channel hears me and they call me a faggot
>They are obviously jealous of my devotion to Rock Muncher666
>I call them krabs
>They rage at me and send me to a shitty anom
>I am crying now, because my ticks are low
>I sit in the anom and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel something land on grid
>It's Rock Muncher666
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my ratting pocket“
>He grabs me with his powerful warp scrambler module and puts me into armor
>I'm ready
>I turn off my hardeners for Rock Muncher666
>He penetrates my hull
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Rock Muncher666
>I can feel my VNI dying as my eyes start to water
>I push against his DPS
>I want to please Rock Muncher666
>He roars a mighty roar as my pod is ejected
>Standing fleet warps in
>Rock Muncher666 looks them straight in the eyes as he warps off
>Rock Muncher666 leaves through the stargate
>Rock Muncher666 is love, Rock Muncher666 is life.

>>167225262
Donate to CODE.
They'll help keep mineral prices up by dealing with the pesky ventures and retrievers, they're the ones to blame.

>le he thinks hisec is relevant

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>>167226920
>Mineral prices are being driven down by Ventures mining 20k m3 per hour and not the Rorqs obliterating every belt in null

>>167226996
>in mostly indy corp
>nerds in rorqs have all the belts emptied within a few hours
sure would be nice to have a 10B ship that makes over 140m/hr

>tfw char from 2008
>barelly any skills learned but enough to make me not want make new character
>Can't convince anyone that im a noob and know nothing.
>it doesn't really matter since i don't like pvp

>using a worm for mission running
How retarded is this? I just don't want to shell out for a gila when I just do missions/ratting every now and again to unwind.

>>167227539
worms are ridiculously fun, you eat through cruisers and frigates like butter

>>167227539
Worms can do up to level 3 missions, you'll have harder time doing level 4's because of your DPS, it'll just take too long to do them. You can generally speed tank most stuff.

Also some missions have shitty triggers and retarded alpha and can blap you if you try to do level 4's with it, l3 and lower are cakewalk tho

>>167229790
what the fuck

>>167226920
>>167226996
>imblying CODE is not now focusing on the JF cancer

>code
>focus

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>>167227539
>>167228231
>>167229529
what fit is good?

>>167200359
no

>>167229529
Rule #1 of mission running and ratting.
Just because you can complete a mission or site does not mean its good.

Clear times are very fucking important.

>>167236280
Yea, just get a marauder.

>>167236280
>I just don't want to shell out for a gila when I just do missions/ratting every now and again to unwind.

his words, igdaf desu senpai

>>167236591
Marauders are not good for missions or k-space sites, only wormhole sites and some DEDs.

>>167238252
What, why? I thought maras are top tiers in mission running.

>look for 00 german corp
>see Endgegner
>15% tax
okay okay can live with that
>one PI is reserved for them aswell

Fuck you?
those greedy jews have probably taxes on their custom offices

>>167227205
same

>>167238508
But tax get the corp good shit, like SRP

>Found a 2/10
>Can't run it in my cruiser
>Found a 6/10
>Can't run it in my cruiser

Is there a place to sell DED locations?

Will you be on Duality today, anon?

>>167238465
Slow.
Warp speed and ship speed is king for mission running.
When blitzing missions speed is the only bottlenecks.
All that marauder autism tank is severely overkill and wasted.

>>167239126
What do people run l4 then (don't tell me it's tenga)? Assuming that t5 is not soloable (or too autistic to solo)

can you use quafe zero and standard blue pill together?

>>167240061
No your character overdoses and dies in horrible agony and all your clones lose 500.000 SP

>>167239247
L5s is soloable in subcaps but its never worth it.
L4s best ships is the mach, nothing else comes close in terms of clearance.

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https://twitter.com/CCP_Fozzie/status/827165713077063680

>If we were to hypothetically add decay to anchored warp bubbles, what kind of lifetime would you prefer?

>>167241403
3 days

>>167241403
Decays faster depending on ratting index.
Less than a day if its maxed.

>>167241403
You need an account to vote...

>>167241403
2 hours.

They do not promote players interacting with one another and creating content, it's just a nuisance. Ignore WH space, ratting in Null has the highest amount of ISK payout with the least amount of risk involved.

>>167242007
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=509841

There's also a thread about it on the forum.

>>167242948
>Maybe start by gate rats shooting anchored bubbles.

Fucking best post in the thread.

>>167177495
Grath Telkin

>>167241008
Oh right, i forgot mach exists...maybe i should buy one (and get rekd on undock from 4-4)

>>167241008
>L5s is soloable in subcaps but its never worth it.
LOL no its fucking not. Which mission is doable solo and I'll gladly go buy one to supplement my L5 carriwrs

>>167245114
Some russian was doing them on duo barghests. Idk if soloable but in subcaps doable.

https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/eve-online-news/mass-test-on-february-2/

>All participants will receive a reward of two million skillpoints (available only on the test server Singularity).

I don't understand, the incentive is for joining is 2M SP on a test server that no one uses?

How Red Alliance is still alive

>>167139415

Is solo manufacturing a viable profession? I would like to open a new account that will be for an industrialist alt.

>>167245684
No it is not.

fucking helios won't come to my relic site, he even did the fucking data site and won't come to this fucking relic what the fuck are you doing you bitch just warp here already piece of shit

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>>167139415

What's the purpose of the Porpoise?

>>167245684
Requires years / billions of startup cost, but can be done solo.
Because t1 manufacturing isn't profitable it's not a viable profession without that huge investment cost mentioned before.
You need to jump into t2/t3 right away if you want profits.

>>167245862

Well of course, I already expect to do t3/t2, with all the invention bullshit, ...

But is -that- viable for a solo player? I could initially invest about 3bill in the alt

>>167245951
If you have to ask, it's not viable. It's also not solo.

>>167245862
>>167245951
>>167245684

it is worth adding that I could have it in a corp, and my mates probably won't mind it if I anchor another POS/engineering complex in our J-Space system, but I still will have to pay all the costs by myself

>>167245951
Yes.
It's viable in the sense that it will generate profits while also providing some (autistic / excel-sheet type) form of entertainment.
If you're into that then by all means.

>>167245805
less pricey and faster on grid mining links.

>>167225350
post it. then post the killmail

>>167225254
>vespas

>unironically not using caldari drones

>>167245195
Which mission specifically? If it's a bhargest I can probably get a Mach to do it or something else fast and long range

>>167247382
the only caldari drone i use is a gecko, otherwise its gallente. Thermal damage is better suited for all around shield/armor/hull damage.

>>167247627
worse tracking, worse range, worse hp, worse regenerating hp and worse speed

>m-muh dps!

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>polarized machariel

>>167247706
The gecko is superior to heavy drones

It's why ever drone ship worth spending a load of money on uses geckos 2 hammerhead s and a hobgoblins

>>167247854
the gecko isn't superior in price, pvefag

>>167247943
Who fucking cares about price. On high end ships like blops you spend the extra to get every dps out of it

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>blops

>>167248261
I'd blow 50m on a gecko for a Rattlesnake too

No poor faggot

Because retards leave them behind or forget to drop them.

>>167247383
He said on the stream that he had the missions on youtube and the one certain was some pos bash and to kill a bunch of fighters it launches.

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>No poor

>>167248459
>one certain was some pos bash and to kill a bunch of fighters it launches.
Thats the stray amarr carrier or something a lot of those missions are effective pos bashe
The neuts in some of them are so bad you can do any of them without like 6 Guardian cap chains

>>167247854
2 geckos, 1 garde. all i need.

>>167248576
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrSantapinki

>>167238508
>>one PI is reserved for them aswell
What? They want you to run a PI alt just to hand over everything to the corp?
>>167238612
They live in Omist, they're renters.

>burning back to pick up your drones in blops
>leaving drones behind in blops

>>167248787
Thats a neat set up, how effective is the garde

>>167249214
not as effective as the geckos, and you have to stick with the garde if you're in a battleship. which isnt a problem if you're sniping with railguns. using a target painter at 70km is pretty good.

>>167245684

You can make a good profit and much better isk/lp with industry 1 if you make your own stuff from your spent loyalty points.

oneiros

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>Arguing about drones.

The stats are already there m8s.

>finally get an actual combat 1v1 solo kill
>feel nothing

>muh arranged honour duel

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How does this work? I sub for three months and I can train my two alts or?

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>too bad at EVE to solo PVP
>every fleet I join is a structure bash
>our enemies never fight us in my TZ
>didn't make mandatory 50 kill quota last month
>director convos me and tells me I'll get kicked if I don't meet the kill quota this month

>>167252278

I want to know this too. It REALLY should explicitly say whether or not its account wide or a single extra training slot.

>>167252460
>spending your time with pure autism
>not joining a group that prioritize fun/irl and hopping in standing/roaming fleets

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come on goy, do it

>>167252460
I have a similar problem but no kill quota. I'll log in between fleets and see 300+ people on but no one can't point me to any gate camps/roaming fleets to join.

Applied to join the stealth bombing fleet so I can make some friends.

>>167252892
is the winter war over and did testco finally settle or are they still trying to find fights?

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>>167252278
>>167252813
>just subbed for a year last week
>this comes out

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>>167253195
Co2 took all of Impass. TEST is grinding Esoteria sov but hasn't even taken a single station yet.
Stainwagon has started to slope but they still hold all of Esoteria, Feyth, Omist and Paragon soul.

>>167253195
They moved from catch to esoteria and are pushing them out from there now.

>>167252460
litteraly join spectre fleets and get 50 kills in 2 days

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>>167252278
>>167252668

One MCT slot

>>167253691

Thanks m80

>>167253554
this map isn't accurate

Omist is held by KWG which are just renters and pay their dues to CO2 and TEST now.

Feythaboli is the same but is majority held by WSHOT who will now be paying their rent to TEST and CO2 as well

the stain wagon green should essentially be 1/3 the size of what is shown on the map.

>>167253897
Isn't Project Mayhem coming south to farm TEST though?

just bought an exequoror to take part in an incursion, hoping to get that ISK.

whats a good fit for doing logi in an incursion?

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>>167255412

>>167255412
>armor fit incursions
you fucked up

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>shield tanking

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>>167255412
sorry, even warp to me has standards now

>>167256607
what the fuck? i just spent 20mil trying to fit the perfect noob logi, and its not even "viable"? Im gonna go get laughed at.

Rather tempted not to finish the tutorial now after seeing this. Just doesn't seem right.

>20 mil
>perfect noob logi
>exequoror
>doing something before doing research
I'd say you are baiting but there are some even more moronic people in this general.
There are some autists running armor incursions, dunno about their fits tho

>>167257275
Why did you fit a ship for an event you don't know anything about?

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>>167257494
Adding the screen shot would help..

Why doesn't /eog/ have its own Incursion group?

>>167257670
Caldari FC is my waifu hands off!!!!!!!

>>167257539
DTM does armor incursions

I've noticed some of the most retarded people I've met in Eve are using Gallente characters.

>>167257567
because im not an autist. I learn from experience, not tediously reading about it thinking im capable without having learned any lessons.

>>167257802
Hey, my pilot has been doing flight training for over 10 years. She is clearly mine.

>>167258018
>you're autistic for googling incursions before fitting up the completely wrong ship

Do you walk into a home Depot and go buy a tool for a problem you don't even know will work on your problem?

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>nobody in alliance bought my 10/10 bookmark
>dont want to sink 1bil on a tengu to run them myself

>>167258018
>all education is autism, i work as a garbage man :^)

>>167258810
Give it to me!

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fucking lol if ur not ingame in eve-online talking mad shit in /v/bros

>>167258810
maybe just give it away and someone might give you some money after

>>167258810
>tfw 10/10 bookmarks are sold in less than 5 minutes in my alliance

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>CODE.

>>167257997
What do the least retarded use?

apocalypse

>>167261323
There is no least retarded. Maybe Minmatar, although saying kinda irks me.

so i'm looking for a ship to catch this faggot in his orthrus ganking VNI's in our pocket.
would this work?

>>167265564
perfectly

>forgetting to post your image

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>>167265564
forgot pic

>272 dps

How to fix rapid lights: kill their range by 50%

>>167265713
no, he just plain wont show up.

xD lol dum ratters le htfu and fight back it's a PVP GAME, wait your opponent runs off the moment he isnt guaranteed to dunk your ass and goes off and cloaks because he isnt interested in honorable duels

>>167265713
>trying to kill RockMuncher without stabs

Ok.
I lool forward to seeing you on the killboard.

If PH was not so full of retards and able to put together a decent system defense fleet it would be a non-issue.
We have no one stationed on gates with tackle, no designated first responder squad in fleet, hardly any decent FCs online when we need them, and fucking hostile blops well in range.

Unfortunately ratting in PH is a meme. Just join in with the content and leave rockmuncher to kill noobs.

Can somebody tell me if pupper is dead

t. /ss13g/ looking to play eve

>>167267908
Yes. Play Eve anyway, you'll fit right in if you are not a waifu fag

>>167238690
normally to your alliance. there used to be some mailing lists in game not sure if anyone does that anymore.

>>167268401
Sorry I'll find a new game then

t. Top waifu

>>167268401
>waifu fag
what did he mean by this

>>167268661
lurk in /ss13g/ and you'll find out

>>167257275
>20m
>incursions
One of those highsec "newbie invasion corps" will probably take you, but then you'll make less isk/hour than mining