/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Threadly reminder

Best Office location?

Daily reminder J* gives absolutely no fucks about contact missions and won't change them.

fastest bikes (straight line)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIGnHk0e1y4

>>166853168
What a gay

Are all Chrome Tuner wheels completely free for anyone else? It's been like this for at least a couple days now, maybe more.

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FIRST FOR EVERYONE LOVES HORRIS

>>166853170
Either one that isn't the most or least expensive.

>>166853294
That's because they're too busy changing heists to the point no one will play them.

>>166853168
Who is this wannabe hotshot?

Got purged at some point, sent an invite request to the PC GTAG crew. SC: Mezcal.

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>>166853409
>doughy is still butthurt about the shotaro, the bike I win every race with

>>166853559
it's because you completed 50 heist setups

>>166853663
>"butthurt"
>simply points out that it isn't the fastest in a straight line and that it's something to consider when you're picking which bike you want

Man, he's so upset, lmao what a crybaby.
t. buysharkcards, independent videogame analyst

>>166853562
How about no

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>>166854026
>virtually every bike race is comprised of sequenced tight turns and jumps
>freemode is never a straight line anything, you always have to dodge stupid NPCs or hydra rockets
>expects me to care about a flat straight line

bets on when J* nerfs warehouse payouts?
next update

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>>166854276
k

>>166854302
Now

who /notactuallyplayinggta/ here?

>>166853587
>spending more than the minimum on something you use to make money

Why?

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>>166853562
there i fixed it

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>>166854918
Rude!

My character's face is literally one of THE BEST.

I just don't get how some you people's brains work.

>>166854276
>>166854026
>>166853663
who the fuck is even arguing with who here

>>166854697
personal preference dumbass

>>166854918
WONG!
the bag isn't covering her entire body

>>166854302
hopefully soon since it's too easy to make money with import/export

What mouse do you use to play GTAO?

>>166855769

a needlessly expensive zowie mouse

>>166854276
Then why the fuck are you watching a video about top speeds, you mong?

>>166855413
The first guy is upset that somebody isn't going out of their way to justify his life choices, so I pointed out that it's got nothing to do with him and that broughy's just trying to get information out there while adding useful insight to help people come to a decision.
You think he'd be happy since it got the top spot in laptimes but apparently it has to be the best at everything or he takes it as a personal insult.
He's probably the guy who yelled and screamed about how amazing his x80 was a few weeks back until people stopped feeding him (You)s.

Why do all of the liveries for the itali gtb custom look like shit?

>>166855769
The same mouse I use for everything else.

>>166855171
It's okay Cat Ower. I think your character is good.

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Guess who is back, with a (mostly) intact computer.

I'll give you a hint, it's someone who loves vans and Bounce FM.

>>166857393
>it's someone who loves vans and Bounce FM.
could be literally anyone

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>>166857393
let's bounce our bodies together

>>166857478
Maybe, but who else was recently gone for months?
>>166857614
That is lewd, anon.

>>166857690
Oi Naval cunt, I've also been gone for months. Send a Hi or something.
t. Marine.

>>166857690
>who else was recently gone for months?
Like half of the PC crew.

>>166857393
>>166857690
>This inflated self worth
Either post your name or fuck off

>>166858160
It's Flib you literal fucking who.
>>166857393
Hi Flib hope to see you playing soon

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>>166858160
I am going to fuck off, see a movie.
Take care, all.

>>166858065
That was funny.

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I inadvertently made my first character's dad in slot 2.

>>166858568
you need to delete both of them

>>166858705
I'll delete all of you nerd

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>>166858410
hiiiii flib!

>>166855769
A corsair m65 pro rgb fps

It is my other child.

>>166858568
a bomb for each of them

>>166858410
btw they fixed face scarves and I am PISSED

>>166858705
Or he could just cough up the 100k to change them.

Who /newdupeglitch/ here?

>>166859570
Hi pissed I'm dad

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>>166858410
Buy a Shotaro to celebrate your return, bro.

>>166859724
Hi dad I'm death

>>166859868
shit meme

>>166859920
It's about time you shit.

>>166853409
Something about broughy bugs me. I feel like he takes racing in this game way too seriously.

>>166859719
Explain clearly.

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>>166860036
There's nothing wrong with wanting to go fast, anon. This is just one of the best ways to do that.

>>166859719
it's tricky to get it right so it's not as fun as the previous mc chop shop

>>166858410
>flib is a filthy pass buyer, who only bought it so he could wave his dick around
>and he's a filthy special snowflake forcing his glitched/menu'd facemask on every single fucking outfit

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>>166855171
i was going to make a snarky response but not even photoshop can fix that mess sorry bro

>>166855769
logitech g pro gaming mouse

nothing fancy, has an excellent sensor, two buttons on the side, button for sensitivity changing, standard afair

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>>166861706
Why even come to this general if not to wave your dick around?

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as opposed to the faggots you see everyday who ram into just to let crewmates win, kill themselves in freemode to avoid dying, and crash whoever stands in their way of winning a gamemode?

there are a lot of other things in this game to be autistic about and broughy chose racing. there are over 200 vehicles in the game, and the performance of these vehicles is still very relevant to GTA (Grand Theft Auto). are you suggesting GTAO would be a better place without broughy?

>>166860127
>>166862076

>>166862047
I'll wave my dick on your face if you're not careful

>>166862076
I never said any of that I just said he bugs me

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>>166862376
now we're talking

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>>166862409
but where is our alternative? you? yeah he's a little autistic but that's what it takes. all the vehicles handle differently and we wouldn't have as much information as we do if it weren't for people like him.

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>>166862047
>>166861706
I want flib to wave his dick around me and maybe do some more things with it.

>>166862994
too bad flib is a neutered cuck

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I sure do love hovering over the city indefinitely, demanding I have to restart the entire fucking game .exe

>>166864105
the best solution to that problem is uninstall for good

>be me
>be wiped
>do heist
>join one
>1 minute of drawn out board tutorial
>finish
>host
>5 minutes worth of unskippable cutscenes
>1 minute to learn how to choose a setup mission
>1 minute to learn how to share money set jobs and how to continue
FUCK OFF
STOP PUNISHING ME I DID THIS 4 YEARS AGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>166864424
and here we see the pcuck in its natural environment

>>166864424
No-one is going to want to do a heist a "Level 1" is hosting.

>>166864424
you want to cheat, this is the consequence

I have a bunch of high end vehicles that I'm holding off on selling because they're a part of uncompleted collections. Is it worth waiting until I get the cars required? They've been sitting there for quite a while and I'm starting to lose my patience.

Is there mouse acceleration on GTA 5? Aiming feels really sluggish to me, even with direct input enabled. I do have fairly low FPS though.

>>166863536
no way, what happened?!

>>166866861
>I do have fairly low FPS though.
There you go.

>>166853559
you can get all chrome rims for free if you get certain achievements listed on the social club unlocks section. There are a bunch of rare t shirts you can get there too.

Beware though, some of them are shit like "win 50 captures" or "complete every elite challenge"

>>166862076
As autistic as he is he pays so much attention to the handling.meta to hold his hand that he's gotten lazy with the actual testing. He just looks at the lean and wheely speed bonus stat to tell him how to test.

The avarus can go a crazy 125 with a lean on that same section of highway, but his official speed for it is 108 or so. There are several new bikes that do this- pretty big mistakes all over the video which is a shame because few people will ever know now that there is a bit of depth to squeezing more out of th bikes. He's stopped experimenting and is just being the usual youtube trash pushing out content for views.

>>166866882
He was neutered and then his girlfriend cheated on him.

>>166853168
i bet it sounded better inside his head.

>>166869221
shieeeet.

Well guess that means it's my opportunity to make him feel all better.

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>>166869494
you mean drive him to suicide

Second account back for more cuckstar abuse wanting to rejoin PC GTAG kill me

SC: drewsalad

>>166868891
Another thing he does is fall in the meme of gta youtubers having poor taste in car mods and color. I don't like how he complains when they add a new meme mobile that changes the racing meta.

(yes I know of GTAG and I looked but, couldn't find anyone)
So I have this friend and we need 2 more for the Heist 10 million challenge.

Our requirements are as follows
-Must not be underage & (sorry we don't like teens and kids)

-Must have decent Internet, Not piggyback from the starbucks behind your house.
-Speak English (or you have to go back) and have a reasonable mic because communication is essential.
-Not a glitcher, modder or hacker or at least willing to play legit. (Sorry Sergei)

-A good team player, We don't have to be best but, we can't be shitters.
Of course, my friend and I will be willing to help you with your MC and CEO stuff or whatever you'd like to do. We play everyday

Forgive me if I sound condescending.

-We are not looking for casuals (i.e play a few days a week/month)

-We are not looking for youtube fame or to be on anything youtube related. We are only here for the game and the cash to be won in it.

-If you already have a group of friends you frequently play with and you don't want to leave them then its probably for the best that you stay with them.

-Nobody likes a flake. Don't get me wrong we all have lives out side of this game (I hope) If you know you can't commit then we aren't for you.
-Not trying to be a dick or anything but, our crew is all in the US. If you're timezone is so different then it most likely won't work.
I realize this sounds kind of strict but, really this is something of a more hardcore group.

>>166870940
ps4?

>>166870940
PC?

>>166870940
Added you on my nintoaster

I'm looking to purchase a motorbike, what is a good bike for stunts, good handling and good speed?

Night blade looks good but that's about it, Bari has decent stats.

>>166871548
Yeah PS4.

Gamer tag is Hierophant87
I'll be on in an hour-hour and a half.

>>166872248
bati is fastest top speed according to Broughy, gargoyle is great for stunts.

Nightblade is solid.

I've been playing this for a while now and I've never seen a single tank online. Are they super nerfed or what? They aren't even that expensive.


Also what should I buy next? I have a Pegassi Tempesta, a bunch of bikes, an apartment, MC club, office, car and large warehouse, buzzard, and hydra. Is the Ruiner worth it?

>>166872661
>bati is fastest top speed according to Broughy
So this random fag that people keep shitposting about is that stupid?

>>166873223
Yeah tanks use to be unstoppable killing machines until they got nerfed. They took like 4 rpgs to destroy but people would still use them. But then the hydra was added and it became old news

>>166873270
I guess?

>>166872248
get a Bati and an Akuma, both are dirt cheap

>>166853085

How do you deal with Buzzard pilots?

>>166873931
homing launcher

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>spend the week dicking around getting cars, crates, and maxing out product in my MC business
>have a blast grinding, and enjoying the game
>not shooting at people, giving them a friendly honk or air thrust when near, but they kill me
>Im a decent PKer but I like to do thing in peace sometimes you know
>saddens me inside when its kill or be killed when you're Pres or CEO
>can never wrap my head around that freemode is just deathmatch, but Its a reality
>sell all my cars, crates, and drugs
>Buy the car Ive been thinking of all week
>reinvest in the MC business get it rolling for next week
>have change over and decide to go on a rampage
>join a full lobby, start stalking this 3 man MC club
>Fly up with the buzzard, fuck up their drug mission
>after Ive killed them twofold, they rocket me out the sky like Goose
>sip my beer, and hop into another buzzard
>some Japananese descendent goes allah lakmag into the buzzard
>catches me off guard, I lmao irl
>kill Chang 5 times before he goes passive
>some dickwad rockets my buzzard as I just started flying away
>kill him 2 - 3 times
> he fucks off and I go back to stalking that motorcycle gang
>I see them outside A MC club, waiting for the pres to get a mission or some shit
> Cloak engaged, sneak up close and rocket the heli one guy is in
> like chickens with their heads cut off, they scatter
> i keep killing them and killing them, the somehow spawned a buzzard, and i blew that bitch up
you know what ill keep it short. Killed those MC guys a bunch, went to a mission where some other MC club had to pick up/blow shit up, and other people had to stop them from getting it. Mad shootout in that alleyway where they have to pick up that stuff, like 10 people there, I fly in with the heli, gain perfect roof advantage looking down that whole alley sniping everyone. I stayed on that roof for a good 20 kills then called it quits. I had a blast. Raised my k/d by .2 which is a surprise when its just been dropping and dropping over time

https://discord.gg/xqM7b

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>yuri is back
just make me cream myself sempai

>>166873931

I trie that but they keep dodging the rockets (even though I locked on them...)

>>166874771
>don't share stories of your antics in GTAO on the thread dedicated to gta and gta accessories.

I never understood people who bitched about others sharing their experience in a game. It's not like you posted anything relevant.

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>>166872274
>PS4

>>166875865
Minigun them or figure out how to fire a rocket at them while they're coming towards you to do a bombing run.

>see gtag doing a series of contact missions
>get into MC to see missions earlier
>log on with my alt computer + account
>get in my jet and blow up gtag
>laugh at them crying
>everyone is completely buttblasted
No better feel

>>166876731
>implying they didn't just crash or freeze you after one kill.

yea I almost believed your story.

>large variety of fictional drinks available
>only ones you can drink are gin, wine, pisswasser, whiskey and rum
>literally just one pisswasser in clubhouse
>only one you can drink from

>>166878235
>no open restaurants still

amazing ai to ai interactions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPjiJJi6nI

>>166878581
nice video thanks for posting subscrebed :)

>>166878685
that video isn't even mine nigger

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>cant find literally a single look or item that looks good on my tranny
>fuck it i'll just be a slut/gutter trash

>>166870259
it forces hardcore racers to use more of the same vehicles in order to catch up

HEY LJT HERE REMINDING YOU THAT THE COKE FACTORY IS OUT OF COKE

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>it's an AI pings bullets off the back bumper for 10 minutes episode

>>166879493
>Dirrtygamer
Spotted the virgin. Gamer girls are fucking crazy and should be avoided.

>HEY LJT HERE REMINDING YOU THAT YOU BOUGHT INTO THE BIKER MEME

>>166879526
you don't get that much damage without a major crash 2bh, the NPC driving tweaks during those missions is more bullshit than the homing bullets

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>>166879602

>rockstar has you shout at shop clerks using mic
>has you sing in the shower
>has you sweet talk hookers
>just because they're trolling little fucks because they know someone's not going to put voice chat to no one so they'll embarrass themselves
rockstar are max troll

Can you customise any vehicle at benny's or only the ones listed on their site?

>>166879526
Were you driving a roosevelt?

for those /gtag/ that love /ss/

https://discord.gg/caxa8

>kicked from crew
you guys arent serious, right?

>>166880976
Kill yourself you fucking attention whoring brat, you're worse than annie and every other trip whoring fuck combined ever since gtag started.

>>166881762
do it for me?

>>166881896
No, fuck you and every brat in discord, go jerk yourself off to your own circlejerk.

>>166881949
Do that for me too?

>>166880180
>not just fumbling your mic

>dumb rando asks repeatedly to join crew
>starts crewkilling
RETARD

>>166883108
did this just happen?
I think that was me

>>166879526
Just get out and kill anyone that comes, still plenty of time to deliver the car

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>>166883382
>NPC trailers kill passive players

Oh, I'm going to have FUN with this if it's true.

>>166881750
Are you the dipshit that killed an entire crew Guns for Hire group?

>>166884986
i think so, near the cemetery, i then proceeded to have my shit pushed. then kicked.

>>166885045
well there you go, bye

>>166885281
come on! please.
ill be a good boi

seriously, i fucked up im sorry.

>>166885336
>Literally only one rule.
>You fucked it up.
way2go

>>166885404
I didnt know, I saw ppl killing each other and thought it was OK.

>>166885281
Are you seriously that much of a fucking crybaby that you lost a shitty free roam event?

Where on the gtag crew page does it say crew killing is not allowed. Doesn't say it on the OP , nor the crew page.

Newcomers do not know the rules unless it is listed somewhere. You've gotten so used to everyone in the crew sharing the same deluded psychosis.

Bought the Sultan RS again. Spent an hour and a half grinding money for it before I finally took it to Benny's with the money, and went to upgrade it and found out it was on discount. I wasted an hour and a half of my life that could've been spent playing a better game with my friends

>>166885626
>ppl
Blacklisted. Don't ever talk to me or my crew again.

>>166885784
no griefing.
bombing the hell out of npcs that the crew is protecting for money is griefing.
newcomers should read the op; otherwise how do they get invited?

>>166885784
you sound pretty butthurt, my dude

>>166885923
where does it even say that

>>166885923>
>f3 griefing
>1 result and it is this post.

well done stupid fucking circlejerker.

What is a good place to buy a modded account?
please i don't want to grind anymore 150 hours fucking kill me

>>166886089
if the crew message weren't a whine-post about the crew color then it would say the one rule.

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>mfw when I've never even made an attempt to join the crew or read the OP and I still know the one rule.

>>166886460
okay

>>166886394
that sounds like an excuse my dude

reinvite him. and from this point forward explain the rules to every person who reapplies.

I don't ever want to see you on my turf again pendejo.

>>166886460
It's because you've lurked here long enough to know.

This might be some shock to you, but some people are new to this general.

Amazing right?

>>166886643
>Implying being new is a justification.
Nice reddit spacing by the way. Have an upvote.

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>>166886823
>reddit spacing
Honestly the shit some people come up with.

>>166886823
How would you know what Reddit spacing is unless you've been to Reddit?

checkmate.

>>166886089
We ((could)) change the rules so we could crewkill during feeroam events, but I think people would just abuse it and start headhunter, and then just jetshit and repeatedly kill i/e cars, crates, sales, etc. or whatever they want, so the whole event thing really conflicts with the one rule. It would just be a free pass to kill any crew for any reason.

The person in question was abusing the fact that no one was coming to kill him because he was crew. Also, I think crew members spawn closer together.

>>166887034
He means the fact that there is an extra line break in between each sentence, which is used on reddit to create a new line for text. On reddit, if you only press enter once, it won't actually seperate your sentences, and instead acts like hitting the spacebar. But if you press enter twice, it puts a break in between sentences.

>>166888612
>change the rules
It's an unofficial rule, it's extremely frowned upon.
OF COURSE, the only way to know it's a rule in the first place is via the shitty fucking chat.

>>166888612
It's been tried before, doesn't end well.

I want to join gtag
-Kilos-

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who is this hot tranny

>>166889954
Your mom lol

>>166889954
I don't know, you haven't posted one yet.

>>166888910
>it's extremely frowned upon.
[source needed]

>>166890507
i.e the people who actively sperg out anytime someone who shares the same crew tag as they do kills them. Then proceed to make a big deal over it in the thread.


Yea I'm talking to you cunt. You bigheaded skinny neck fuck.

What's the fucking point of being in a crew if you're not going to work together?
Christ if it's fine to kill each-other, especially when doing MC/CEO shite then why bother having the crew at all?

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>>166891071
to troll?

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I like how they updated 'the rules' after what took place tonight. fucking spergz

there wasnt even communication in chat. I was the the only one talking. no one ever responded.

fucking snowflake

>>166891972
You admit to killing gtag that were doing MC work? You won't be missed.

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BLACKED DLC when?

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>>166892286
signed, we need this.

And I'm back with new threads!
Send a crew inv to Tripyra please.

>>166892632
Also prosititution DLC.

There could be some GREAT interplay between the two also.

>>166892679
RIP your old char

>>166874347
is this satire, or are you actually autistic?

>>166891972
I have to wonder what special type of stupid you need to be to have to be told not to attack other members outside of messing around or friendly fighting.

Like, how do you not put two and two together and think "maybe I shouldn't try and fuck over the people in the same group/clan/guild as me"?

It should be us vs them not me vs the world.

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>>166891972
>attacking senpai
>ever

Just for the record, thanks anon for saying go with the rocket voltic, its great.

>>166893424
make the rule super clear next time

I understand we're in the same group

but fuck

>>166894375
>make the rule super clear next time
Wasn't that the whole point of pic related? >>166891972
Honestly though, why would this NEED to be made super clear?
Do CoD players need to be told not to shoot their team-mates?

>>166894563
that wasnt there five hours ago.

>>166894721
>make the rule super clear next time
>We have it there now for next time
>That wasn't there five hours ago

Does the concept of time need to be made super clear too?

>>166895001
they put it there after I broke the unspoken rule.

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>>166891972
Justicar is right y'know

>>166895081
And again, why would this NEED to be made super clear?
Do CoD players need to be told not to shoot their team-mates?

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>>166895173
>It needs to be a posted rule

>>166895198
>>166895302

because its a 4chan group in gta 5

>>166895381
>its a 4chan group
So?

>in gta 5
I can appreciate that in freeroam the game considers everyone outside of MCs/Organisations to be threats to eachother but how do people not think that the people in the crew they're in should be considered friendlies? Why join the crew at all if you're still going to kill each-other?

Also he's been around since 2015 apparently so you can't really be using the newcomer excuse either.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Carrera_SS/

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>>166892809
The new account already have several millions and some dank cars, so I'm pretty much set for life.

>>166895956
its hilarious how many requests were made this week, not to mention those from 2 years ago.

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How many of you PCfags play on KB+M while on-foot and with a controller while in a vehicle?

>>166896715
I don't

I use a joystick for everything

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>>166896715
I only use keyboard and mouse for everything.

>retard gets btfo for crew killing
>proceeds to make the dindu nuffin, yall din said shit

*SMACKS LIPS*

>>166896715
I do. It makes driving and flying so much more comfy. Can't aim for shit with a controller so I still need KBM.

How do I git gud on PS4?

>>166896715
I use the controller for races, too lazy to be constantly switching between kb+m and controller while on free roam

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>assigned to kill a target that's already died and gone to Hell

>>166896984
I've thought about this for a long time and I finally realized what's wrong with your character.
She barely has any eyebrows.

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>when you find someone your equal
it feels so good

Have you found your equal in gtao yet?

>>166898513

YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY!

>>166898502
Cat or Toffee?

>>166898587
Cat.

>>166853085 how Long until a request for joining a Crew ist answered?

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>>166898502
Is this better?

>>166899165
Yea, actually.

>>166897340
pay careful attention to controller settings. first, make sure you're in free aim because that's where everyone who cares actually is. after that, turn acceleration all the way up for 1st/3rd then work from there. if you don't feel like changing your controller layout yet, please note that holding R2 halfway is the simplest mode of strafing but not the most effective. also, aiming in general counts as an animation and you can insta-eat snacks (instantly, as if in cover) and change camera type while you do it

really don't know what you want to know specifically anon

>>166878235
Gin? Really?
I know the others but, where do you get Gin?

>>166900456
ceo office

>>166900326
>>166900326
Yeah, I mostly need help in gunfights and how to deal with guys just driving into me and using sticky bombs.

>>166896196
youre a cancerous parasite for paying for a stolen account

>>166900606
alright. just going to list a few scenarios then

>players ramming into you: stand behind a tree or something that doesn't break like a telephone pole and wait for them to drive into you. they'll crash and you essentially have a free shot. there is never a place without these. some bushes have rocks fused to them and are even solid. use a minigun if available.

>players throwing sticky bombs: similar steps, but set up so they come at you from a distance and aim at the hand they have raised. if done right, one of your shots should detonate the bomb prematurely and blow up the player's vehicle regardless of whether or not it was armoured

gunfights: unless you're using first person exclusively, make sure you tailor your aiming settings to fit each camera mode. for TPS personally prefer the first one (right after switching from first person) because it's closest to when you're hip-firing (holding R2 halfway). it differs from person to person, but try turning FPS mode aiming sensitivity a little higher than TPS mode's. as you do this, keep in mind that you do everything faster in FPS mode (running, climbing, swimming, etc.) and can strafe even aim regularly (R2 + L2) without losing any spread but you don't have as high a FOV (can't even look around corners). also, make sure to allow independent camera modes if you don't want to constantly switch back to TPS when driving/flying/etc.

for players who kill themselves before each encounter: leave it. unless you want to use something more acute (a helicoter for example, in which case you better prepare to fight a jet) they'll just slip away every time they're about to die. you'll probably get better at fighting them each time, but it doesn't feel great to do so

anything else?

>>166901493
>>166901493
Thanks , these are some nice tips.
Only thing left would be how to gid gud with a hydra on PS4. I seem to never hit anything.

>>166900606
forgot to greentext that last bit but
>if your enemy is in CEO mode and you notice them taking an extremely long time to die after they direct shots, they're using bullshark testosterone. if you have CEO mode, start up sightseer and it should break their BST pickup until they leave. this affects you too, so wait until after sightseer is officially over.
>most importantly, punctuate your shots with combat rolls. if your opponent is going for headshots and you aren't rolling, you'll probably die within a few seconds of them firing continuously at you. this is probably easiest in TPS mode, so don't get very close to players unless you're already in TPS mode. if you don't mind not being able to roll as often, you still have the option to take advantage FPS mode's reduced spread but it's generally recommended that you use both.

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>>166900691
Spotted the J* shill

I'm not gonna be a good goy and buy another game copy, faggot

>>166901627
that's more a matter of coordinating, but you'll probably pick it up. try memorizing the geometry of certain things on the ground so you know whether you're flying against a building/transformer or not before you actually get there. just make sure you're edging toward being a better divedomber and not just coming in at a low altitude/angle each time.

should probably just use the jet as a last resort imo unless you feel like toggling passive mode, most shitters have their own and will make a break for theirs (even in passive mode) as soon as they can tell you're getting one

Someone said I shouldn't upgrade the nero. Why?

>>166895173
>-kazzii-

Most retarded cunt in GTAG for sure. Get's extremely salty if you don't join his shitty MC.

>slamming rando with heavy rifle
>he spawns and immediately dies
>3 minutes later
>he crashes me

lol

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>mfw i do pacstan and try to see how long it takes the randoms before they figure out they cant use the garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM

Should I buy vehicle garage or buzzard first?

>>166901949
Way to miss the point. Stealing some poor guys account when all the poor guy wants to do is play vidya. I know you'll probably rationalize that away with some hardline excuse for stealing but the reason youre doing it is to save money at someone elses expense. Pure and simple, you're greedy. So calling greed on someone else (rockstar) is kind of the pot calling the kettle black. But like it or not, Rockstar made the thing you enjoy and rockstar made you their slave. They play with numbers on a spreadsheet, run a few background processes, model a few cars- and managed to make you willing to hurt another person for their videogame. You look and act like some drug junky to me.

>>166905242
buzzard

>Dom is calling

Will this nigger ever stop.

>>166905242
You can have 5 cheapo 10-car garages, better to get those and a buzzard.

>>166895173
Funny how people act when all the rules break down. Predators. Protectors. They start looking an awful lot alike.

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>>166907283

>buy clubhouse
>get constant calls from Malc
>AY YO! YOU BEEN TO THAT LAPTOP YET?? *SMACKS LIPS*

>>166899165
Actually looks fuckable now. No more paper bag for that face.

>>166903229
>get's

I think I found the retard. It's you.

>>166901627

>Git gud with

Literally just l2cannonstrafe. They're the easiest kills in the entire game, why else would every shitter do this constantly?

>>166901627
>>166897340

Don't be too quick to jump on the BST accusation bandwagon, it can piss people off and lead to them using it to spite you. Frankly the p2p networking gta employs does nothing to help the combat, sometimes you'll get 1 hit by someone hitting your arm, somethimes you'll shoot someone in the head and see sparks instead of blood, with them taking no damage. You'll get used to noticing the actual damage BST users take though. Sightseer is a great way to deal with them, though they might switch to explosive spam if they can't get their advantage from brucie.

Keep atleast 1 outfit with a bulletproof helmet for countering tryhard cunts with them.

One of the worst things R* did with making current gen was to include free aim assisted. This waste of code snaps your aim onto the nearest enemy but them its all on you to keep it there. So some people use high damage weapons to lock on for a free hit and/or spam L2 so they constantly get a lock on. You might notice it on some people who cannot get a shot on you until they roll, when they get a hit then back to cant hit you again. As with full aim assist, many people will just aim slightly up after locking on hoping for a free headshot.

Try to keep a distance from players like that so you dont get locked onto.

Fullon tryhard RPG/ c4 suicide / passive toggling shitters aren't worth the time going after. They'll be convinced their 'smacked' you for getting you once with an RPG after suiciding just before death 30 times.

Twsh35 applied to GTAG

Imagine being so pathetic you have to show off your Titan to make up for your abysmal personality.

>>166910815
blacklisted

>>166895901
I used to be in the crew, got kicked for inactivity.

back then there was no such rule, just come on and fuck about.

>>166897021
never said I didnt do, I never knew about the rule

>>166914510
You'd think it would be common sense not to shoot fellow crew members. Even if there was no posted rule. I mean, come on, even I knew not to do it.

>>166914510
It's been a rule for the better part of the two years it's been on PC. You would have had to played a couple months on release and never played with gtag again until now to miss that rule.

>>166909819
What's up Kazzii, still crying like a fuccboi?

>>166914769
There are a group of cunts in GTAG right now that shoots/blows up other members without regard.

>>166915235
Why do people ever say this without saying who

>>166915307
Because I don't have all there names and it's most likely the people who are in control of the group.

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>>166909819

>>166915307
its doesnt matter who, when I joined the session I saw people killing each other and went to go do the same, only I was greeted with a ban.

when I complained, its suddenly became an unwritten rule, to the point where they hurr durr'd and changed the crew motto.

its about whos friends with who and pandering.
its cool though, ill wait a couple weeks and reappply. then ill get killed post about it and get a different story about rules.

>>166910072
>Fullon tryhard RPG/ c4 suicide / passive toggling shitters aren't worth the time going after. They'll be convinced their 'smacked' you for getting you once with an RPG after suiciding just before death 30 times.
Though it's always funny to hear them get upset over the mic or though text. But yeah there's always at least one of these type of players in a session.
They always have Ski Mask/Rebreather,if female pink dyed hair, and black tacticool gear. If you see such a player in a session, expect shittery.

>>166915710
That's always how it is, the people that suck the dick of the leaders will get all the free passes, find another crew, one without the faggots in charge.

>>166915105
>kazzii

>clearly isn't kazzii

>is so butthurt that he starts assuming other people are someone he doesn't like

Jesus Christ, you're retarded.

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>>166879830
He still says KEK instead of ZOZ

>>166915752
>kill a guy once
>get hate mail
>go into my apartment to watch tv so I don't get kicked while having dinner
>come back to a mountain of hate mail and he's strafing the building in a jet

>>166916020
>Thinks namefagging in this reply proves anything.

Must be kiddos first month on 4chins.

>>166916338
If you'll look at the threads I've been using this name (and now tripcode) for a while.

In the end, it doesn't really hurt me at all if you're so retarded. In game, most know that I use my name on here, if you'd be willing to ask anyone.

>>166916307
>"Lzzzzzzzzzzzz"
>"Why u runnin" as they're the ones running away from you.
>"1v1 on beach"
I'm genuinely curious how these players think, it's too big of a hivemind.

So I just finished the main quest in story mode and wanted to do the assassinations, I invested all my money in all 3 characters (made sure to save beforehand) in Debonaire stock, finished the mission and when I enter the website to sell my stock it shows as if I hadn't bought anything and the money is nowhere to be seen, tried 2 times already and same thing happened. I'm on Xbone, any help?

>>166916307
>tfw haven't gotten fan mail in a while

>>166916632
Or the old "lmao it takes 5 of you to kill me, one person" whenever they shoot at us and we all kill them

>>166916020
>Replies to people when he isn't being talked to, blindly chiming in.
>Defends someone because he thinks Kazzii will put out.

Pretty sad dude.

>>166916656
Same poster here, you know what? Once I bought all the Debonaire stock I could, (without doing anything else) I checked my portfolio and it still appeared as if I hadn't bought anything.

>it's a "go out to sea" episode

>>166916626
>Displaying all the signs of some cunt with a tripcode
>People are suppose to realise who someone is with faux-celebrity status.
>Suppose to be impressed

Is that you Julia Augusta?

Good job we can filter namefagging.

>>166917502
AreisM you idiot.

>>166917598
Who?
You keep saying it as if I'm suppose to mean something or even care. :^)

>>166916815
Some fucker tried to pull this excuse yesterday when I was in a MC full of 6 randoms doing hold your ground. Motherfucker spent 10 minutes shooting rockets at a fence

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>>166917317
>Buy three crates while I'm grinding alone.
>As my character stands up from his desk I see the boat icon appear on the map.

>>166915752
Yeah i stick around to bully them but if hes new/needing tips hes not going to have fun.

The latest style is BIGNESS masks, white dreadlocks and white gloves.

>kill some tryhard ^ looking twat before he can hit me with his AR spray
>he registers as a CEO
>He starts strafing with DMR, every time he hits it takes off damage like a heavy sniper
>Register as CEO myself and start sightseer
>Kill him again
>He starts firing RPGs and dropping c4 before he even sees if it hits
>Get bored and go do something else
>"LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" text from him
This is luckily the closest I'll ever get to the hood.

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>>166918085
>destroy the valkyries
>use the trackify app

>>166915710
Did you know that sometimes friends kill each other while fucking around, or better yet accidentally kill each other? Did you go in and see a gun fight going on, or did you just look at the kill feed and "time for deathmatch"? Would you see some people playfully punching each other in the shoulder and run up in full on fist fight mode?

>when I complained, its suddenly became an unwritten rule
It's been an unwritten rule literally for years, and you're not the first person that this rule has been used on.

>>166918449
not even that guy but
>UNWRITTEN RULE
>HURR WHY DIDNT YOU FOLLOW THE RULE
You guys need to stop being so autistic about it, let the guy back in and kick/ban him again if hes a cunt again. No need for all the damn drama about it.

>>166919407
Yeah I agree, that's fair.

>>166915946
>>166915710
They are probably friends and are having some mutual PvP and fun, I know a lot of crew that kills each other in free roam PvP and it's all in good fun. The difference is doing it unprovoked and with the mutual agreement, no one should have to worry about a crew blip behind their fucking back.

>>166919407
You really need to stop samefagging your kick.

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>>166898513

This happened once. It was really funny. Excuse my shitty computer.

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>>166920120
>>166898513
Mine doesn't really count because both are my accounts.

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Waiting for my new mouse to get here so I don't have to play on a 10 dollar logitech anymore.

>>166920850
By the way, click here to unsubscribe from my blog.

>>166920850
Okay.

>>166917502
I never use it as a "celebrity" kind of thing at all. I simply use it for ease of identification, and because I prefer to use a name. I added the tripcode after I got all butthurt over multiple people replying to me using my name.

>>166916823
Tbh I could care less for kazzii though. Never really interacted with this person at all, I simply chimed in because I wanted to. Not defending anyone, just enjoy making people butthurt.

>>166921192
>Ease of identification.
>On an anonymous image board.
>Smacks of narccassim.

>>reddit

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>>166898513

>>166921483
Yes

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>>166905631
>implying i stole it
Not my fault some idiot let his account get stolen and not even bother recovering it for more than a year.

>>166919973
>Can't argue back against a rational notion from someone impartial.
>"hurrr SAMEFAG go away"
Pls I'm still on dedgen

yo, someone please accept Tripyra into PC GTAG

>>166921352
>Not defending anyone, just enjoy making people butthurt

And this is why this general sucks sometimes

What do you get on GTAO when finishing all stunt jumps, except a sense of sadness for wasting your life?

>>166923920
What, you don't like stunt jumps at all?

>>166923920
Whenever you happen to go over one, instead of telling you how many you have left to complete, it tell you that you've completed them all.

>horse left the mental asylum stable again
oh wow

>>166919407
But he's being allowed back in you retard, he was only kicked and not banned
For someone who cares a lot about the crew you have no idea how any of this stuff works

Who should replace Blater?

>>166924960
No one.

>>166924878
Because he's the same shitposter that got kicked from the crew. He's just going to wind up waiting for another opprotunity to crew kill and then shitpost in the thread when he gets banned.

>>166924960
I should.
t. ---neS :^)

>>166925267
>someone crewkills
>says he didnt know about the rule
>it isn't written anywhere at all
should give him one fucking chance, if he kills someone then kick him and let him stay kicked.

>>166923920
You get the Lime Green paintjob for completing a certain amount. As for all of them, nothing I think except maybe a Award and like 500RP.

>>166923920
>a sense of sadness for wasting your life?
but you didn't waste your life. along the way you unlocked lime green, literally the best color for any vehicle

>>166925697
>>166925746
It goes great with a Buffalo!

>>166926302
>Have a Lime Green Buffalo S since dedgen
Needed a excuse to have a green car.

>>166926461
>not getting a lime green sabre custom

>>166927145
>>166926461
>not a lime green infernus to match midnight club 3

>>166925693
Oh come on you smartass, He was in the crew before, he knows exactly that it's been a rule since the fucking inception of PC GTAG
t. one of the first to join

>>166927145
I was gonna say the SA Motherfucking Green Sabre isn't Lime Green, but I guess I was wrong or is it just the Remstered look?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCItGVbffQ

>>166927694
Thank you for at least saying that.
Your explanation is justified then.

>>166927793
It's a bright green whatever it is.

did rockstar patched the pacific standard glitch ?

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>people drive the highways with super cars instead of driving the mountain passes with sports cars

>>166928872

I really like driving there desu. There are usually no players there and it's pretty fun to test cars.

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>>166928973
My favourite thing is bait some super car driving shitter into following me into the hills with some shitbox and then smoke them by many radar map lengths because they can't turn or brake.

>>166923595
Oh, I don't go out of my way and start stuff, I just make annoying side comments on whatever is happening and it makes people butthurt.

>>166929337
most super shitters can't drive, even if their car could turn or brake, they wouldn't know how to do it

>>166929337
tbqh even a shitter in a decent super should be able to keep up but they probably don't know the roads well enough and end up flying off corners

>>166927614
Speaking of Midnight Club anyone play Midnight Club LA? How exact is the map between it and GTAV? A few clips I've seen shows the 2 are extremely similar, one notable example is the area by Downton LSC.

Are the 111 storage warehouses worth it, do you actually use all that space or are the smaller ones better?

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>>166928872
Why not mountain passes with super cars?

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Axe is best weapon.

>>166929642
yes
yes
no

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>>166929551
Knowing the roads is one big things because there is indeed many places where you will fly off the cliffs or into ditch if you haven't learn't the corners beforehand.

>>166929582
They're pretty different, there's going to be some natural similarities since real parts of LA were emulated in GTAV.

>>166929672
the 811 is fucking killer on the mountain roads, it's so fun even if it's off pace

>>166920850
Which mouse did you buy? I want to buy a new mouse but I have no idea which brands to look at, can you suggest any?

>>166930914
https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Proteus-Spectrum-Tunable-Gaming/dp/B019OB663A

Haven't used it yet, but I've seen it get a ton of praise.

>>166855916
>tfw love my EC2-A
>have owned 3 EC2s
>all of them end up having a really shitty left mouse button that double clicks all the time
fuck

>got kicked from crew during purge 2 months ago
>reinstalled on new computer
Can I rejoin? Name is Mr_D93. You might remember me as the guy that looked vaguely like Liquid Snake

Do the stilt houses have different interiors or should I just go with the one with the best view?

>>166932741
they're slightly different (try checking a YT video) but it's not really anything you'd notice, just go with what you find the comfiest


should probably just stick with your office though tbqh

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Still not as big as my ego.

>>166932953
That was my original plan but the stilt houses cost less than the accommodations, have a 10 car garage, and are maximum /comfy/.

>technically made 2.4 million so far from CEO work
>only have 700k
did I get memed on

>>166933094
You still never told anyone how to do that, you just posted a sped up webm that you can't make sense of with "here you go".

>>166933683
its just an overlayed image using some program with a transparent background

>>166933683
Just find a transparent imaging app and another app to keep it always on top. (task manager can do one of these two)

>>166933865
And no details on how to get the overlay to stay using ShareX.

>>166933982
sharex was only use to keep it as a reference position.