/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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I am the best darts.

annie smells

https://discord.gg/3g3zWxF

don't you want to have fun with everyone anon?

>>167047104

>its literally a faggot shilling his circlejerk sims

no way, fag

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>>167047104
just look at the fun you would be missing

>>167047104
>don't you wanna fit in.

nah. I bet you went to prom too, loser.

>>167047004
>taking 9 darts
A perfect game of 301 is 6 darts, 4 triple 20's, a double 11, and a double 14, git gud.

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>gonna make a qt grill
>change appearance
>can't change gender
o-oh

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>>167047863
Nope, I'm a high school dropout :3

>>167048412
Why did you delete this?

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>>167048578
the more you know.

>>167048547
R* CONFIRMED FOR NO TRANNIES ALLOWED

>>167047775
who dis?

$20,000,000 golden buzzard when?

>>167048807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjriTYtBAA

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>>167048765
Someone very proud of the fact that they they only play super casual games like GTA and planetside 2.

More importantly, what are YOUR crowning online achievements?

>>167049702
posting in this thread

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>>167051995
Playing with the crew, cuck. WYA?

>>167051995
That F620 is such a beast of a car. Probably one of the most fun to drive around the city with.

I'm looking to get the returning player content on my new account. Is the person who did it before still around here? If not, there is a decent se7ensins thread I'll pursue.

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>>167051995
Its going to die any day now, just you wait and see!

>>167053597
>only steam

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Are the bumps related to the shitty p2p?

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>>167053695
Amazon, rockstar and other stores dont publicly release their data, but steam still allows you a glimpse into what games are most popular. I know its flawed and its missing some important stuff- but its still a nice tool to see how a game is doing- and GTA is stilll going strong with easily hundreds of thousands still playing on alll platforms.

>>167053597
>barely more active than tf2

D E D G A M E

>>167053695
>Consoles
>Mattering

>>167054236
tf2 is free though

>>167054251
>implying a majority of the players aren't on console

>>167054236
thats tf2's only playerbase since you can only play it on steam. GTA has multiple other vendors, lending me to believe the actual number is more like 200k or more on PC alone. We dont know.

>>167054251
>forgetting the aftermarket sales

>>167054251
No one said anything about consoles.

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Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

Sincerely,
Eliminated

why the fuck is the matchmaking so shit


everyone teleports 200 meters at a time

Is blater really loaded with money irl?

>>167057624
Sure, and I have the secret to eternal youth. All that's needed is your credit card info.

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>tfw no utes
I need to let out my inner shitposter.

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>>167057794
Cheval Picador, amigo.

Newfag here.

Is there a level limit to the Deadline adversary mode?
The only one I see available is "Alone".

>>167059809
Yeah, you have to be level 1000

>>167059809
"alone" means there are no friends of yours in the session, therefore you will be queuing alone.

>>167060042
Could have sworn I was in a public lobby at the time.
Thanks.

>>167060140
Yeah, but as long as there were no friends (as in players on your friends list), you can only queue alone.

Should there be any friends, you will have additional option - "with friends in session".

Been in a lobby with 2-5 randos at any given time and everyone has been super chill and we're all kind of doing our own thing. Why do I not see more lobbies like this?

>>167052904

The guy who used to do it offed himself so you're p. much out of luck.

>>167052904
Not the original guy, but tomorrow when my roommate is awake I'll check and see if we still have it for PS3 or not.

Will post results.

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>>167062579
alright, thanks senpai

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Post underrated cars

>>167057794
>bobcat
>sandking
>picador
>slamvan

Diabolous, Osiris, reg cargobob, turret limo, buzzard on sale

Offices are half off (not garages or renovations)

Juggernaut, lost vs damned and vehicle vendetta are double money (you know, the worst game modes they could think of)

Could be other stuff

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>>167064895

>>167065339
>Juggernaut
might be a good chance to get some people to help me get the outfit.

>>167046837
You could have made the thread look appealing with a high res image representing how amazing GTA V is. But you had to make it a LONG, uninteresting personal webm where half of it is literally just you disconnecting. Fucking kill yourself.

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>>167065339
>bought a buzzard a few days ago

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>STILL not fixed and destroyed by 1 millimeter curb

>>167065339
Fuck yes, almost upgraded my office last night. Finally can get out of poorfag maze bank. Thanks for bosting this.

>>167065551
Welcome to any fucking general on this board, buddy.

>>167065551
Loading is part of the experience buddy.

>>167065551
It's an accurate representation of the online experience.

So there's really nothing that's double RP/cash in freemode this week? What the fuck cockstar.

>>167065885
If it's broken but doesn't affect shark card sales, Rockstar won't give a shit.

Is it still too late to become rich? Played it 100 hours in launch, had alot of fun with heists did they add more of those? Are there cheaters in PC version? Any progress with real Multi player?

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>>167047775
>everyone bullies me ;-;-;-;
>ego driven autistic rants in pm's to people
n-no bully jrv guys

>>167064895
I really like the Rebel and never see anyone talk about it or drive it. No pictures as I'm not at my computer.

>you will never ever be able to enter the university
>you will never ever do a school shooting with GtaG

>>167065885
>those super blatant square copy pasted headlight textures
W E W

>>167067769
It's directly lifted from GTA IV, the devs just love recycling assets out of sheer laziness.

>>167067637
there are 4 variants of it and the stock one gets loads of cool customization.

Thats like saying the tornados or ballers are underrated.

>>167068045
>look at all the different cars
>they all have to same copy and paste headlights
bravo r*

>>167068045
nah, theyre different models. The new one has more detail in general. More detailed hood and grill, a sharper backend.

I wont argue they were probably lazy with it.

One of the bad sides of bennys is theres often times no reason to own the stock vehicle so we get this junk thing in the game. Virgo classic is another good example of this. Personally I love the faction stock for its cmedy. Broughy did a 30 person faction race with it thats well worth checking out.

DEAD THREAD
>DEAD THREAD
DEAD THREAD
>DEAD THREAD

>>167069065
Discord always kills generals. You shouldn't be surprised.

>>167048578
>Dropping out of highschool
I didn't think anyone could be so stupid they can't hack highschool

>>167065885
Lowrider it, you can make the car look the same and it won't bounce off curbs

>>167065339
>Offices are half off (not garages or renovations)

Are office "upgrades" half off? I think Jew* has finally broken me to the point where I'm actually considering spending a couple hundred grand just to be able to customize my weapon wheel.

>>167067332
It's never too late to become rich. But if you're broke that grind to your first $1M is grueling. If you played for 100hrs then you're probably not broke as a joke.

No they didn't add heists, but CEO businesses (stealing cars and crates) is the new "meta" to make quick money.

Of course there's cheaters. Avoid them by either playing alone or playing in a GTAG lobby.

>>167069579
No, I think it's just for offices.

But really, that still grinds my gears, we have a more detailed and bigger gun-locker in our Heist rooms in our apartments yet we still need to buy that retarded gun locker for our offices even though it only works in Freemode.

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>>167064895
Best car

>>167065078
Picador is the only Ute on that last. The others are just trucks.

>>167057104
Because my boss was too busy in the Rockstar money swimming pool to care

>>167070374
Fake as fuck.

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>>167069326
the ability to do something and the desire to do something are two separate things anon

>>167064895
the vigero

>>167069579
pistols and offices are on sale. Rockstar really knows how to sell a weapons locker

>>167070751
Did I stutter?
Dropping out of highschool because you have no 'desire' makes you more stupid than the people who lack the ability

>>167069883
Not even by a long shot.

>>167066517
for the minority audience on PC

i want null to spank my bitch ass because i was rude to his car

>>167070751
>be catwhorer
>be lazy fat fuck
>too lazy to finish high school
>decide to drop out
>start attentionwhoring on the internet because it's my only ability

Is Cargobob useful for I/E sourcing or am i good with just driving them. Will that chopper make life much easier?

>>167073283
You can get by just driving, it might be helpful in busy lobbies with a bunch of nerds trying to get in the way but you have no defence up in the air and you'll need to come down to deliver it anyway, easier to just find a peaceful lobby and do it there or get out and shoot fags that try to hijack you not that anybody bothers, they'll just blow it up fur teh lulz.

>>167073527
I though about how fast cargobob can deliver? I can fly on a direct line with it while driving around dumb streets on ground. Is there any difference if both deliver on the same route(ground/air)?

Will there ever be a time in GTA online where we won't have to be paranoid we're gonna shoot each other?

>>167073913
Grand Theft Horse (Medival Version)

>>167073880
You can skip obstacles and roads by carrying the cars using the Cargobob, but don't expect it to be speedy as it is the slowest helicopter in the game.

>>167073880
There's plenty of time to do it by ground and there's a cooldown on selling cars anyway, unless you're doing crates and MC work on the side there's no point rushing and if you are you're making plenty of money already, an extra 2 minutes on delivery time won't kill you.

>>167065382
>underrated
>broke sports classics

>>167047004
>------Cat------ has sent you a multiplayer invite.
>Receive one every minute.


Hey nigger, cut that shit out.

>>167073880
the cargobob is slow as fuck and gets even slower when carrying vehicles, driving is faster. In the time it takes to gain altitude over one hill, a supercar would be halway across the map. It can sometimes disconnect and ruin the sale, and presents itself to everyone for a lockon. Its a dumb meme for dumb people. The cargobob is a fun vehicle for playing around with, but it is not more efficient for grinding AT ALL.

>>167076184
the cargobob is good for people who don't know how to drive

Who has the best female character and why is it you?

when GTA6 comes out, is everyone migrating to it, or are you gonna keep playing GTAV?

>>167077428
You know, I started thinking about this the other day.

Playing GTAO with the sole purpose of grinding over and over and over without ever really enjoying what you're buying and having fun. All of that work is going to go right out the window when GTAO goes down or when GTA6 releases. All of those hours you could've spent doing a million other things, and instead you spent the time shilling GTABUX for digital cars and houses.

I kinda changed my mindset and decided instead of grinding 24/7 online to just have fun. Who cares if you don't own 10 of the nicest cars in the game, or the biggest office, or the nicest warehouse decor. It doesn't/won't matter. If you play to have fun instead of "working" then all of those hours dumped into GTAO won't have been completely wasted because you spent your time doing something you thoroughly enjoyed.

IDK. Guess I got bored and stated feeling philosophical.

>>167077764
I have fun grinding money with people

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Need to buy one of these

>>167074503
Sorry friend, unfamiliar with the race meta.

>>167054229
what race/track?

>>167077764
The launch of the online component of this game was horrendous. When the next iteration comes out, try to jump in a bit early to exploit the shit out of it while it lasts. On a side note, does 2K or Cuckstar push the shark card bait, or is it both of them?

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http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60123/GTA-Online-Double-GTA-Modes-Executive-Office-Sale-Last-Chance-to-Trans

>>167078014
And that's cool. I was just saying it's better to play the game to have "fun" instead of playing the game to "work". Do whatever you want as long as it's fun.

>>167078540
it's so great when you guys "drift" down the same 4 hills

>>167079035
>If you have not yet brought your characters and progression over from PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 to PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, time is running out as this will no longer be possible as of March 6, 2017.
i guess gtao is ending soon

>We remain committed to keeping the game environment as fair as possible for all players and are constantly enhancing our abilities to target and ban cheaters - including RP boosters, players soliciting and actively taking part in modded money lobbies and those using in-game mods to grief other players online.
lol

>>167076184
This. And it's not even counting the extra grind you'd have to do to get one in the first place.

>>167076184
Would be worth it to dodge the aimbot cars chasing you if it wasn't for the random dropping

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Where do you like to afk while some MC collects you money?

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What is the purpose of this button?

>>167080202
If you want to buy a hooker or use the pay to use telescopes

>>167080202
To share it of course :D

>>167077764
I bet GTA: Online 2 will be a separate game to GTAVI

screencap this

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All I wanted was my $2,3 mil t-shirt

>>167080202
so you can give all your money to cheetah

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>>167080410
That's sensible.
I've played GTA V up until the first jewelry store heist and the rest of my time is spent on GTA Online.

>>167080520
>not completing the story

You're a fucking braindead retard for choosing to grind like a slave rather than finishing the campaign.

OK somebody tell me how do I keep my car engine on after exiting the vehicle, it sometimes does it but it seems to be random. Any advice ?

>>167080810
No joke, exit your car and use the interaction menu to turn it back on.
If it is a stolen car, it should stay on, if you own it, tough luck.

>>167068264
If they had multiple textures then the PS3 with 256 MB of shared RAM/VRAM would shit itself.

>>167080864

Thanks, I didnt buy this expensive soundsystem for nothing, shitters need to hear my car when Im doing a drive-by

>>167080883
>PS3 has 256mb
>PC has 8GB
>PC has trouble
wtf i hate pc now??

>>167080410
>GTA Online 2: $60
>GTA VI: $20 DLC for GTA Online 2
It's like pottery

>>167080520
Same. I beat the first heist in GTAV and dove into online, never have bothered going back to the single-player. I probably should though. I enjoyed it.

>>167080810
Get out of the car, punch the air, run back inside the car and let the character turn it on, exit once it is on and it will stay on.

The reason this happens is because the action of punching puts the character into an "Action Mode" and hunched stance, and because the character is now considered "agitated", it will keep the car on assuming you're under danger from cops or other threats.

I don't know why they didn't keep it like it was in GTA IV where a single press of the exit button lets Niko get out of the car and leaves it on, while holding the exit button lets Niko turn off the car and get out.

It made much more sense than what we got now.

>>167079487
At least they finally fucking admitted it rather than trying to pretend it doesn't exist.
I just wish they'd add a "Cheating" option to the report menu rather than having to go to "Other" every time and type in a bunch of shit that they're doing. There's a new "Game Bug Exploits" option so I know it's possible.

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>>167079035
>25% pistols, snipers, and light machine guns
Oh boy oh boy, and here I thought I'd have to go and buy a shark card. Gee R* sure is gonna break the bank for this one.

>>167081912
Menus are Expoits, wall breaches and passive hydrashitters are Game Bug Exploits.

>>167080202
>withdraw all money on alt character
>clean cash out of ceo office
>pretend to be poor so you cant pay your bills

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>>167069883
hey buddy i think you've posted the wrong car

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>can either use a controller a drive well but have the shooting ability of a retarded 5 year old
>or use a keyboard and shoot well but drive like a retarded 5 year old

>>167083608
I don't see what is so hard about driving with KB, it's not hard.
Also, just rebind the control (at least if you're using Xinput or something) so that L1/L2 is the brakes and accelerator, so you can use the left side of the remote and the mouse.
Alternatively, if you want to be a fgt, just get that Razer garbage that is like half keyboard with a little joystick.

Alternatively, if you got some spare dosh, get an AnalogWASD board.

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>>167083608
Just practice with the keyboard more. Learn to make repeated light taps when you want subtle turns and you'll have perfectly usable driving mixed with dat perfect mouse aim shooting.

It also might be possible to configure your gamepad to only need the left side for driving while the right side does mouse aiming, but that seems like a lot of trouble when the keyboard more than cuts the mustard here.

>>167083608
Why not both? Controller for driving, K+B for shooting.

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>>167064895

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Thank god I'm slow to decide things.
I was wondering whether or not to buy Davis and also thinking if I should buy Buzzard or not.

>>167084294
Don't think about buying a buzzard, just buy the damn buzzard. When you're CEO, free buzzards spawning wherever you are is always an ace up your sleeve.

>>167083608

>driving around using controller
>completely red blip approaching
>toss the controller and prepare to shoot with KB+M

>>167084370
But yesterday it would have been full price and now it's -30%
My indecisiveness saved me some money.

Also, I also need a cargobob if I'm gonna run vehicle missions.

>>167082197
the sales are tailored toward new players. office, buzzard, some guns. Imagine starting GTA from level 1 and realize how daunting that is.

>an incredible 2016 – a year that was capped by an epic December that saw more players in GTA Online than any month before.

Also, does this mean the most in 2016, or the most total?

>>167084517
You don't need a cargobob for vehicle missions. The fact that the random drop glitch still exists makes it not worth it. Besides, going back and forth in a cargobob takes just as long as going back and forth in a buzzard/the car you're sourcing anyway. You'll only save some time when doing bomb missions (the bomb doesn't activate if you pick it up with a bob) or cargobob missions (you don't have to go get the mission cargobob but because of the random drop glitch I mentioned earlier these missions aren't worth doing anyway)

>>167054229
>>167078816
anyone?

>>167084517
Do not get a cargobob you idiot. Stop trying to outsmart the system, you wont. Its only better in your head.

>>167085192
While anon may not be able to outsmart the system, the cargobob is still worth buying if you have a lot of dosh.

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>>167064895

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>>167085087
http://rsg.ms/3dea275

he has several of them and theyre all kind of bad, rushed and designed only for the trophy trucks. But I like the idea of outlining random offroad terrain rather than use the same motherfucking dirt roads we have all driven on a bazillion times.

Heres another unpolished shitshow like it. I havent found anything good yet in this vein yet. I'd make one but no one plays custom races.

http://rsg.ms/cb31903

>>167079035
>If you have not yet brought your characters and progression over from PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 to PlayStation 4, Xbox One or PC, time is running out as this will no longer be possible as of March 6, 2017.

>There are characters that will literally be dead soon since they didn't escape dedgen

>>167083608
Acquire skill.

Failing that, set up some controls that let you use mouse and controller simultaneously.

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>>167083928
yeah i t's just annoying to have to do the gas/brake tap to take a corner at high speed instead of reducing the pressure on the trigger
also if you crash and need to get going fast you can tap it and then be off while you're stuck spinning with the keyboard

>>167079035
>literally bought an office and vehicle warehouse within the last two days
Fuck.

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>>167086308
light repeated taps, bud. It's just something you need to get used to. I suppose you could always hunt down a steering wheel controller with pedals and just use the pedals.

>>167086353
At least you could afford to.

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>that foreshadowing

It's finally coming guys, the sweet release of post-support death.

>>167086686
It took hours of grinding with gtag mc crews, but I had fun and playing as Road Captain means helicopters whenever I want, so I was quite enjoying the grind.

>>167086517
>>167083928
Luck 'n Wild is breddy gud

>>167086698
>It's finally coming guys, the sweet release of post-support death.
The only thing this confirms is that they are cutting support to dedgen. I expect shark card sales to be the final thing killed before they take dedgen offline.

GTAO on the other hand, is going to last until GTAVI comes out at the very least.

>>167087212
Obviously GTAO will still be up & running long enough for GTAVI to release but would you even want to play GTAO when there's no more updates to freshen things up?

>>167087489
>when there's no more updates to freshen things up?
There's nothing indicating GTAO is going to stop receiving updates.

>>167046837
Are there any links that show off the views of all the offices? Or specifically, the Lombank one?

Unlike the old days where the most expensive building was shitter haven, now the cheapest one is, at least when it comes to offices

>>167087565
>>167086698
They literally imply more updates are planned. No way they pull the plug when a 3 year old game is hitting new peak player levels this far into its life

>>167087212
If IV online is still online, deadgen will stay online too. They will just slowly trim back resources as players dwindle.

I wonder how they will handle the transfer bonus stuff. Will it become rare special snowflake stuff?

>>167087212
>>167087489
I wonder if they'd roll GTAO straight into VI, in a manner of speaking. I mean there's an awfully huge amount of content they'd be disinclined to eliminate
>shitty memes aside I'm actually serious about this

The MC event was fun with the crew. Too bad it had to come to an end

I hope this means that the vehicles for returning players will soon be available for everyone to purchase. I hate that MMO shit where you had to be there to get an exclusive item or it's forever lost. That's such a shitty business practice.

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>boat crate missions

>>167086698
I hope you realize that 11 million is the kind of number that supported the 12-12,000 world of warcraft expansions

>>167088820
You can pick up crates from water with hydra or helicopter.

>>167088672
But imagine those people who have something precious and then suddenly every shitter can obtain it and it devalues the thing immediately.

>>167088923
>everyone has to fly seperately to pick one up
or
>multiple trips
It still sucks

PS4 invite please, tag is hubbsey

>>167089026
It's been over three years now. They could do something like make the ones owned from before marked as Vintage and leave the ones from afterwards as regular models.

>>167089026
The uproar over the Roosevelt from the deadgen snowflakes was delicious.
>"Other players can get our super exclusive valentines event vehicle REEEE"
>"No the Valor is a different model and is a separate vehicle, you can still be smug faggots about your unique vehicle"
>"O-oh, good!"
>"JUST KIDDING THEY'LL BE ABLE TO BUY THE OLD VALOR TOO"
>[autistic screeching intensifies]

>>167088269
Look up Champlette2 on YouTube. She's got a good series of videos about office views and yacht views and customization stuff like that without being all epic and clickbait-y.

>>167088505
I'm glad it's over. The money was fantastic but the events were starting to wear thin and it kept a good chunk of the session wrapped up in their own thing so if you weren't in the main MC there weren't always GTAGs available to have fun with.
And fuck Malc.

>>167088672
Character transfers and returning player content are two separate things. You can have the exclusives without having to transfer a character.
I still hope we get that stuff introduced into the game proper, though.

>>167089308
>Malc still calls you to pester you about buying a business
>Bitchface assistant immediately on the line after him pressuring you to goy up for a $7M office garage
>Lester suddenly becomes infinitely less annoying

>>167088490
Im curious how they'll handle this as well.

This is the most fleshed out GTA to date with more cars, missions, and features than any other gta. The feature creep is ridiculous and they keep setting the bar higher and higher. Will GTA6 have yachts and rocket cars day 1? It will be interesting to see what they do.

>mfw they just recycle it all for gta 5.5

>>167089193
JRocccccc?

>>167089193
>>167089720
Nevermind saw the linked psn was in the gtag community. Inv sent and added to chat

Ok let me get this straight. If I buy a new office my locker and safe do NOT transfer over, but my garage does?

Also does my clutter and floor money carry over to the new office?

>>167089442
At least the office garage is useful and the assistant shuts up about it once you buy it. There's no way to get out of MC hell. Either you get an earful about buying a business or you get an earful about keeping it stocked.

>>167089829
Thanks man

>>167089958
I believe it's a play on the actual fgts that wanted the bikers DLC
>bitch n moan
>get their DLC
>everyone is tired of the bitching

Nirah is as autistic as Nessi

>>167089958
>get supplies for business
>shut down production
>never run out
>no phone calls

GTA: Online 2 will be a standalone free to play title.

Mark my werds

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>>167088820
At least it's not
>shoot down 3 helicopters
or
>shoot down this valkyrie with autoaim instakill miniguns
or
>deliver crates in plane(s)

>>167090645
mandatory J* subscription ""service""

>>167090645
Nah, they gotta do it like COD does with zombies and bundle Online with the main campaign or nobody would buy it.

>>167089892
Correct, and yes.

>>167089958
As long as you shut down the business with some supplies remaining LJT will never call again

>>167090350
Yes but at least Nirah acts cute as well

>>167090350
Nirah, why are you posting about yourself? Nobody gives a shit.

>>167090854
Ok thanks

Annie, I love youuuuu

>>167090773
tbf I'd pay for GTAO2 if it meant no skiddies.

>>167091138
>new helicopters
I'd totally play, but fuck shit like the Buzzard being the all rounder, piece of flying shit.

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>>167091138
Me too, good god. If they'd just block the ip of anyone from Russia or China, they'd fix at least 60% of the problem. Imagine a world without CHINA NUMBA WUN! CONIMA!

>>167069672
Stealing cars sound fun.

>Of course there's cheaters.
well that ruins the fun for me, even if it doesnt directly affect my gameplay.

I just wish there was real MP already, cant wait for real RP servers.

So which office is the best? Views, location etc

>>167092463
>Maze West
Shitter central, everyone who wants CEO buys this one. Every lobby has at least one person here, and there is frequently a DM out front. Roof is cluttered and view sucks
>Arcadius
Never see anyone here, kinda OK view but the street spawns suck. Cool underground garage entrance but you can't run through it
>Lombank
IMO the best. Clutter free roof, great ocean view, also rarely used by anyone else.
>Maze Tower
Good, high views, but also cursed with the stupid 2 level road spawns. Usually you won't be flying as high as the roof so will have to spend time climbing every time you go to land. Occasionally has players in it, but surprisingly doesn't have the most expensive = best curse of everyone buying it

I'd choose Lombank

>>167092463
>views
Lombank, nice beach view
>location
Arcadius. Middle of the city without being too tall to fly in to and on a two story platform
>skydiving
Maze bank tower
>price
Maze bank west, really, the others will never pay off since the cooldown for jobs is long enough that you'll always make it back to the office before it's up

>>167092876
Lombank is also shitter central since it's right across the street from Maze West.

>>167080053
I use my hydra to hover at max altitude, over any body of water. Never considered Chilliad though, that's a good idea.

>>167092876
Maze West is financially smart tho

>>167093435
Except that's wrong since shitters stay in the vicinity of Maze West and never wander over to Lombank.

>>167093609
Maybe, but they are 50% off so unless you are an ultra poorfag none of them should be an issue

>>167071391
*majority audience

>>167092463
I prefer Arcadius, good location, underground garage, red carpet, and it looks more interesting than white square tower number 11. The only thing letting it down is the view, if that's what you care about go Lombank.

>>167093879
>not wasting your money on aesthetics means you're poor

>>167091878
Remove guided rockets and extend gun distance

>>167093762
Lombank IS the vicinity of Maze West. Literally all that separates them is a street and the Del Perro parking lot.
Any sort of shitter fight usually ends up being a multi-block affair, they hide out in that alley behind Maze West and branch out to the buildings directly east and west.

>>167093984
>He doesn't buy the most expensive things just to prove he can.
heh, *shethes 10million golden jet* nothin personelll, *relaxes in yacht jacuzzi* kid. *buys a shark card*

>>167090645
>>167090773
Perfectly fine with both of these if it means I get to have a main game + expansions like I did with GTA4

>>167094148
On the buzzard?
Keep rockets, remove the unguided part
Every weapon besides homo and snipers having a cap of 140meters is bullshit, and is the reason why Annihilator is ineffective besides air-to-air

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>>167094283

http://www.strawpoll.me/12236510

So is there really no one who wasted money on Maze Tower?

>>167093984
Yea it kinda does

>>167094527
I considered it for its garage views, but Lombank is just too nice

>>167094569
t. Shark Card™ babby

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>>167094476

>>167094869
t. poorfag

>>167095035
t. jew

>>167095090
>pinches every penny with weak justifications
>tries to call anybody else a jew
Nice try, Shlomo.

>>167095185
>hoards money in offshore Shark Card adderbonds
>not jewish

>>167095336
One of these things is a fact, the other is your delusions. Seek help

>driving around town in my pure gold GTB that mom just bought me so all the poorfags can be mirrin
>see a guy driving a poorfag car. LOL
>not even a bennies car, imagine being so poor you can't afford to pay twice for your car.
>check le wiki and he didn't even buy the most expensive mods for it. what a gank, lel.
>lean into my mic and tell everyone to check this out
>start throwing sticky bombs but the pussy pooorfag doesn't sit still
>wind up blowing myself up 20 sticky bombs later but its k because i can pay the bill
>call a 10k bounty on him and leave the session to let the poorfags fight over my pocket change.
poorfags, when will they learn....

>>167095416
So you're a cheating modder, laundering your money through 20 car garages of X80s?

>>167095752
>He doesn't know how to wagecuck on double RP and Cash months

>>167095827
>being a wagekek
>not having 5 full large warehouses of exclusively special items

>>167095891
Nice, that will only take you 6 months to pay off.

>>167095705
>driving a poorfag Itali over a X80

Top jej

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>how big is it going to be? It's going to be YUGE

I tell ya folks, we have the best assistants. They're great, believe me.

>>167096809
>he has the greedy thot assistant

>>167096809
>Will never get sued by her for sexual harassment.
why even live

>>167079035
Vehicle Vendetta x2 cash is back so soon? And CEO Warehouses are 50% off? Holy shit, I'm going to grind hard.

>>167097114
I'd sexual her ass if you know what I meant

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>>167094527
Pre-Christmas it was #1 because about 700/900 members of the crew were modding and abusing TT. There were also like six yachts out at once on every server. Post-ban wave nobody has had enough to buy Maze until now, and forget about the yachts.

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>Constant vehicle pickup/delivery
>Resupplying businesses by paying money and then doing the sell
>filling up crate warehouses three at a time and then selling

Running all of these ideas at once will net the most profit in decent time right? In what order would you put these three to focus on? Is crates still more profitable than running the businesses even at max upgrades?

To those that run crates.

Do you even get the special high-priced crates anymore?

I haven't gotten one in 2 small warehouse + 1 medium warehouse full sales. I used to get one every couple of days.

>>167098090
Yup I've gotten two or three. About one a month really. Rockstar actively changes the rates of everything to keep it all balanced without being too easy or hard.

>>167098090
i've gotten 3 so far this week
you have to answer your phone when the assistant calls about it

>>167098090
Your assistant tells you about the Special Cargo opportunities once every 50 crates delivered, or so. I think there are quite a few ways you can accidentally miss the call, though.

>>167089228
I'm still mad because I sold my OG Roosevelt to buy the Liberator, only for the Roosevelt to never reappear on last gen

>>167098075
crates with minions>cars>crates alone>MC businesses
money per time invested is
MC businesses>crates with minions>cars
>crates alone

>>167089958
Can I permanently shut up the others like Martin and Dom forever?

>>167098090
I feel like I got about 1 per large warehouse fill up.

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>google what's the fastest way to make dosh
>"just do $250k challenges"
>look up the entire online section in the settings and rockstar social but see no mention of any challenges

What's up? Is this a removed feature?

>>167096809
Does anyone notice she uses a lot of different player hairstyles? I wonder if it's possible to make her. It'd be kinda awesome to have her as an alt playable.

>>167099372
It wouldn't be the same without the voice. Good God, it'd be fun to hear her talk smack like a singleplayer character.

>>167096809
>I'll do anything as long as it's legal. Ish

What did she mean by this?

>>167098791
Supposedly using the ability they call about one time makes them stop. I get the call for locating cars from Lester and Brucie BST calls still even though I have used them

>>167099710
>It's the general!
>Our fearless leader!
>Looks like your pockets are full! When you come back, i'll give you some more.
really makes you think

>>167099372
Think her face is custom made

>>167100167
>>167099710
>I told you, when I'm married I'll stop doing that

What did she MEAN

>>167100492
Working.

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>>167092158
>they finally put the Duke O' Death in Online
>it's a Moving Target way out in the sticks
>10:00 to try and have fun with it, and shitters' entire objective is to blast you with rockets

Are there any good money glitches up right now?

>>167100492
Her diet.

>>167101585
go away Rockstar

>>167100492
getting raped

>>167101570
It's been around for a while actually.

It's a good thing it's not storable. That thing is too fast for the muscle class.

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>>167101570
I know that feel. I guess it's for the best, it'd just be the muscle car version of the Armored Kuruma. Still, they should at least let you continue using it after the moving target ends. Being forced to watch it explode brings a tear to my eye.

>>167101570
There are also a couple of old race modes you can use it in. A couple months back I did a relay-style one with Muscles that allowed you to pick the DoD.

Did they change something with the MC business or is just bugged in my Session?

>cocain for 75k (full refill) makes 2 bars and fills in almost one hour

The other kinda do the same shit, also the boat sell mission with the checkpoint bonus, is that new or did i just never got it before?

>>167101725
come on, fellow gamer, don't be like that! why not post your gamertag so we can utilize these glitches together?

>>167100492
Working for criminals?

>>167101849
>>167101895
Honestly I just want it for the monstrous ramming power and speed, it's like an Insurgent on PCP.

>>167068174
Still doesn't mean I ever actually see people with it in game.

How is the specter? Is it worth getting? I already have a massacro, and most of the videos I've seen show their performance to be roughly the same, if not showing a slight lead for the massacro.

>>167067637
>>167068174
>>167102254
It's got loads of options but the reality is it's bottom of the barrel trash with mediocre handling, low top speed and still takes forever to reach it. Its one saving grace is it jumps exceptionally well, but you hardly get to enjoy it because of the aforementioned poor handling and slow speed.

Is 11mill considered poor fag? I still don't want to buy anything like the shataro because I'll feel bad for spending the money.

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Why are heists filled to the brim with retards?

>track vans heist setup
>be driver
>navigators both in the same car for some reason
>they find the first van
>keep on that van in case it's the one we need to steal
>other driver comes and kills the driver of the van

>steal prison bus setup
>go to bus
>shoot driver
>down the chopper
>steal the bus
>all before anyone even made it to objective because they were driving all over the walls
>they just keep driving near me and blasting everything that moves while i'm trying crawl away to lose the cops

>>167102760
It depends. If you have a CEO office, vehicle warehouse and some Pegasus shit (buzzard, hydra and insurgent pickup for maximum shitter potential) along with some comfy fun cars, and you have 11mil after that, no, you're not really poor. At that point you have 'fun' money that you can blow on shit like the Shotaro if you so desire.

So I'm guessing updates are dwindling for this

>>167103142
After RDR2 Online we'll see, though I don't think R* is gonna be competing with its own.
Prepare for Gold Nuggets/Coins a la Shark Cards for RDR2.

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*sound of a ringing phone*

>>167103753
Ability to block numbers fucking when?

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>>167101895
>idly watching your Duke explode
>not driving the hellbeast into the heart of your foes' number, countdown timer singing like the cadence of angels, and detonating it atop your fallen enemy for one final FUCK YOU as the Duke fulfils its purpose to its last

>>167101895
except the unarmored kuruma is faster than the armored one.

The stock dukes is slower than the death variant

did they fixed the everyone leaving bug after some time? i cant play ever

>made 5 mil from special cargo
>only 1.8 mil of that is in my bank account
thanks J*

>mfw still not banned after spawning myself 20 million bux

>>167104986
>spawned 25 and got 8 remaining
shouldve spawned more.
is it detectable now? i dont see any menus with money drop option

>>167105171
no. it's perfectly fine

New dupe glitch has been patched bros. Let's all enjoy our useless MCs

>>167105243
>>167105171
see
>>167104580

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>>167104223
Shame I was in a full gtag lobby at the time. Plus you have to drop it off in the middle of nowhere. Unless you actively had someone pursuing you the whole time, it'd be a short ride.

>>167105323
yes and no

it's more stable unless it's an update day. also assuming your wired and not wireless.

I haven't dropped a session in months come to think of it.

>>167105465
mines keep dropping after 5 min on every session i ever join, unless its a private one.

i hate that and they told me its your router or someshit, if anyone figured it out so far help me out, i dont have another router desu

>>167105628
get better internet, or upgrade your computer

Sometimes the game 101%s older cpus and purges the connection to compensate.

>>167105773
i have an i5 650 with dual core also got like 4 gb of ram, maybe that was it?

>>167105873
>dual core
there's your problem

>>167105873
>dual core

that's the problem right there.

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>>167105873
>4gb ram

is it seriously that bad? im living in a war torn country you shitheads, no bully

>>167106413
yeah it's pretty bad, it's not about performance either, they game will glitch out with a cpu like that. It was simply not made for less than four cores.

>>167106413
Shut up and get off the internet, third worlder. Go try to improve your shithole instead of wasting time on video games.

>>167106559
o-okay internet brother, we are two of souls

remember me

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>>167100492
>>167099710
>>167096809
>Not having a boy-toy

>>167105873
>intel
>i5
>4gb ram
keek

>>167106917
Would shove that cigarette down that bitch throat, fuck her booty, then have a chat with the sexy hunk.

Am I being unreasonable when I tell people I don't want to be a prospect or associate since the top guy gets paid like 800% more than his slaves?

This CEO and club thing is cancer, you got people with literal slaves in this game and the slaves don't even know they're getting the short end of the stick.

>>167107550
okay

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when the beast is a bretty cool guy

>>167107550
Nah it's cool
Not like you're obligated to join every time

>>167107550
That's the point, rockstar has an overdeveloped sense of irony, so the rich get richer and everyone else are literal wageslaves.

>>167107602
>Play as the beast
>Go around trying to melee people
>Eventually some asshole just spams explosives
I don't even bother with that shit anymore. You just have to go around being a no fun allowed dickhead when you're the beast and I'm not about that.

>>167107550
If you don't want to be a slave, you can always skip the grind by buying a Shark Cash Card™!

>>167107795
Playing as the Beast is pure hell solely because it automatically puts all nearby NPCs into panic mode.

>>167107205
Not rough enough for me to be honest.

>>167107971
>>167107672
>>167107639
>>167107592

Well, I ain't standing for it, I'm spreading awareness, no more will these bastards get free labor, the nooks at least have a right to know they aren't getting what they deserve.

At least on Xbox

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>>167108323
>Xbox

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>>167108182

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>>167108323
>Xbox

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>>167108323
>Xbox

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I need some more outfit ideas.
Also, rate.

>>167108459
Ah yeah now we're talking.

>>167106798
Kek

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>>167108323
>Xbox

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>>167108990
Bretty good/10

This is my "I was about to do something insanely kinky, but my then third called me to get my ass over here and heist" outfit. Aka inahurry. Dem reactions.

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Anyone wanna play some of the new content? I stopped playing after cunning stunts; I haven't done any of the biker and newer stuff.

I'm lvl 101, R* name: Bigdigbanging69

Why is the double barrel shotgun so fucking garbage? How did they manage to fuck it up so badly?

>>167110393
all of those characters should be deleted. well, maybe not the one on the very left

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>>167110996
I know your pain friend. I so wanted it to be the goddamn super shotgun from Doom II.

Shit sounding, hits nothing, and you can't fire both barrels at once. Sticking with the sawed off.

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Ok fuck the new content.

Criminal Masterminds anyone?

Add me on r*:

Bigdigbanging69

>>167102654
True it's not the fastest or most maneuverable but I still really enjoy driving mine around nonetheless. The engine sound, the way it takes corners and bumps all feel really good. Also driving over cars never really gets old for me.

I am disappointed there are people in this thread who need a cargobob for import/export missions.

>>167111825
not sure if anyone said that they "need" one.
just makes shit easier and a bit more spammable

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Did you get the gold, guys?

>>167110875
Sure

>>167112093
How much cash do you have with you to get that much of mess?

>>167112204
The last time I checked, you needed about $20M in crate cash to fill the office. Any heavy expenditures (esp. in excess of $1M) will remove a noticeable amount of cash from the office, so look out for that if you're trying to fill it up.

>it's a triple crate delivery episode
no thanks

>>167114356
take two blow one up

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>>167114356
>Buy three crates.
>maybe they'll all be in one vehicle.
>BAD NEWS BOSS MERRYWEATHER GOT TO EM FIRST
>The helicopter is already over the Vinewood hills.

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>>167070936
not really?
why is it stupid anon. I think finishing highschool and then going to college makes you stupid and also an sjw.

>>167072992
>more like because attention whoring makes me feel good
you losers that are always trying hard are one day gonna realize what a waste it was to not just do nothing