/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>166647286
There

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>>166647286

>>166646774
Sorry about your buyer's remorse my dude, but the buzzard is a tool to make money. Unless you are planning to grief people with it I think you just wasted a shark card.

>>166647606
HARD GAY

>>166647614
See, here's the thing.

People who don't experience CEO/VIP work without a Buzzard to EARN the Buzzard will never appreciate the Buzzard.

Grinding $1.75M dollars doing CEO/VIP with a small warehouse and a shit car... when I bought my Buzzard after doing that it was like God himself had graced me with with the best cheat in the game.

2 of my buddies, both invested in an Office/Warehouse/Buzzard when everything was 50% off... they both say the Buzzard is a take-it-or-leave-it kinda vehicle.

Those fuckers. Try running 100+ crate and chasing headhunter targets using only a Bati for a week straight.

Yes, I'm still bitter.

>Helifags.
It's Grand Theft Auto not Grand Theft Aerial okay??

>>166648132
wutta wutta wutta wutta wutta wutta

>>166648132
I know right? Get a fucking flight sim already.

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>>166648009
>tfw have to start all over so I have to grind to level 42 AND the 1.75 mil
At least I've got something to do in the game now

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>>166648232
completelyknowthatfeel.jpg

Requested invite to the PC crew, SC Delrar

>>166649062
Read the OP and try again.

Any recommended programs for connecting a PS3 controller to PC for flying?

I used a decent program about a year ago but can't for the life of me find it.

>>166650193
Scarlet Crush Productions is what a homeboy pointed me to and it couldn't have been easier.

http://forums.pcsx2.net/Thread-XInput-Wrapper-for-DS3-and-Play-com-USB-Dual-DS2-Controller

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>>166650387
Ahh, that's the one I previously used. Thanks.

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>>166650513
You got it, buddy. Have a great day.

>>166650387
>>166650193
On that note, anyone know if theres any premade or easy ways to get classic flying controls on a 360 controller for a pc gamepad?

>>166650513
>>166650686

GTA General BEST general!

Anyone tried to use a flight stick to control air vehicles in game? It's probably more complex than the game merits but I like my thrustmaster

>>166651547
those things are so awkward, my dad bought me one of those years ago and i kept using it on my crotch and it looked like i was playing with myself.

>>166651674
Admit it, you were playing with yourself.

>>166651757
I WASNT

but it was a turning point in my upbringing.

>>166652212
That's a swell story but doesn't particularly answer my question

>>166647241

Pls accept me for pc_gtag

SC name: Cazy__

>>166655047
blacklisted.

>>166655047
Gotcha. Be excellent to your crew mates.

>>166655553
Blacklisted.

Doing this again since I didn't read the part about setting my profile to public.

SC name is Aucella, want to join the PC Crew.

Where's the anticheat system?
I see script kiddies in 1 out of 5 games.

>>166655751
As long as they aren't cheating in money and interfering with Rockstar® SharkCards™ they don't care

>>166655734
L O N D O N
And also gotcha.

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>>166647286

>>166655709
It's 2017. Please use African American Listed.

>>166655751
>this game
>anticheat
Good joke, pal

>>166656393
My apologies.

>>166655734
>>166655047
>>166649062
African American Listed

Is it me is the game's population truly dying? I have not been in a session with more than 10 people for the past three days.

Not surprised by it, the game is boring as shit as of now.

>>166656709
Funny. I keep ending up in public sessions thats nearly full

>>166656709
t. bad sport

>>166656709
What version and aiming preference?

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>>166647286

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>>166647286

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I'm new to GTA online.

Is it normal to constantly be getting hit on for playing as a girl? I'm honestly starting to feel bad for actual girls.

>>166658782
That's normal for any MMO.

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>>166658782
>tfw youve never been hit on

>>166657286
I don't even have the dunce hat, faggot.

>>166656709
>t. Dedgen

>>166658782
>I'm honestly starting to feel bad for actual girls.
Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

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>>166658732

Why do all the female characters that I see look like crosdressers?
My character isn't the most feminine character, but at least it doesn't look like a man.

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>>166660851
Try posting your character here, see how many people think it looks like a tranny
You can't win

>>166661131
It's a meme you dip

>>166661335
Everything's a meme

>>166661335
It being a meme doesn't mean that you don't believe in it.

Does anyone unironically enjoy doing MC contracts? Most of them may be repetitive, but I've liked the POW and prison bus ones.

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>>166660851
The character creator is absolutely rubbish, it makes males look like faggots and females look like trannies if you're not patiently fine-tuning it, but the end results can look quite alright.

>>166662443
It's been the most fun I've had with the crew in a long time.

>>166662443
No.

>>166662443
I honestly like Weapon of Choice, but destroying Lost vans is pure cancer, they also don't pay well except during this week

>>166662553
Most people go for the most attractive mom/dad and work from there. The key lies in trying out different heritage options and tweak from there.

>>166662443
Guns for hire is the easiest 70k ever and weapon of choice can be really funny depending on the weapon. Although the one where you steal the weapons and the prison bus are trash.

>>166662570
Prison bus has been really cool in the last few gtag sessions

>>166662443
They're fun if the MC sticks together and works together. Otherwise, they can get pretty frustrating.

Anything involving the north side of the lake can fuck right off, and so can hunting for those damn vans in the hills.

>>166663406
Usually theres one or two with a buzzard or hydra. Let them deal with the most distant ones, or the ones in the hills while the people in cars or on bikes handle the closer ones to home.

Login servers busted for anyone else?

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>>166663614
>find an unclaimed van on the radar
>chase it down through the twisties
>aircraft swoops by and steals the kill

You're entirely correct in that that's the best way to go about the mission, but it's still fucking annoying.

>>166662443
I enjoy the torched contract where you blow up the boxes of ammo. Easy 31K erytime.

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>>166647286
i'm wet

Post Specters? I need inspiration for mine. I'm not feeling how I painted it for the most part.

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>>166647286

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>>166662553
I'm happy with what I managed to be honest.

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>>166668205
Just white with the Black fills livery

>>166668225
I thought the car said Gruntlet for a second

>>166662553
Too bad you ruined it with the hair and clothes

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>>166668205

>>166668082
me on the bottom left

>>166668808
How so? She's supposed to be a bit influenced by punk culture, and I don't see what's wrong with the clothes.

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>>166669658
But I already have a red car in my Super/Sports garage. But I did find this Specter python..I likey.

>>166670215
Because punk culture's clothes are shit.

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>>166661131
>>166662553
>>166668260

I tried to make a white girl, but I couldn't. They all ended up looking like monsters.
I had to go asian to make a decent looking woman.

>inb4 tranny

>>166670349

This >>166668549 with yellow instead of white looks great too

>>166670426
I bet you're one of those autistic faggots who dress their characters like they're Barbie dolls lmao

>>166670528
Actually pretty decent, but it kinda looks like the face is stretched to both sides

>>166670674
No, first post ITT is mine

>>166670681
it's called a smile, bro

>>166670876
When you smile, do your eyes extend outwards?

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>>166647286
because I'm too lazy to take a new picture

>really obnoxious faggot joins server
>posts 3 novel length messages in all chat about how everyone should join his MC to make money and how they can "own the server"
>6 low levels join him
>he's such an obnoxious cunt that everyone in the server gets sick of his shit and starts killing him
>all the low levels leave his MC
>he starts crying in chat then leaves
Sometimes this game is alright.

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>tfw she talks about her degrees again

>>166672194
>he uses the female assistant

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>>166672327
>he doesnt

>>166672393
I'm vegan btw

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>>166672327
lol, pleb

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>>166672327
What is the most annyoing thing the male assistant says? Never had him.

>>166672393
Not him, Male Assistant looks and is better than the female assistant.

God I fucking hate randoms. They make heist missions literally unwinnable. Is anyone online who can help?

>>166670876
>it's called a smile

That's the kind of "smile" you see when someone desperately wants to get out of a situation but doesn't want to seem rude, she's just faking interest while waiting for you to shut up.

>>166672542
something about a birthday and a wedding anniversary

that's about it

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>>166647286
>>166660115
I appreciate that, b'.

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>"race" with 16 players
>half of the pack is dedicated to blocking and/or ramming

>>166672194
>she askes about shares
>I don't even know the value of my company's stock

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>>166672575
You're spouting blashphemy. Look at this qt

>>166672801
>cheap liquid liner
kys trash taste male

>>166672801
>literally has the pay me more look
fuck that bitch, male assistant is a fucking bro of bros. I'd give him a reach around if I could, he's sexy as fuck.

>>166673071
>>166672879
if i run against my assistent she makes that sound that brings me my boner. Can your male assistant that too?

>paying attention to your assistant other than the voice
I like the female voice better

Friendly reminder that if you use the female assistant you're a beta cuck that chases thots irl.

That is all.

>>166673335
hey fuck you

>>166673367
stay mad beta cuck

>>166673456
grr

>>166673335
>no respect for tradition
i bet you think male nurses are cool too

>>166673539
I've seen some cute male nurses before so.

>>166672575
>looks and is better
It's nice that you're gay anon but some people don't crave indian tech support cock. Also feel free to stop pretending that you aren't samefagging.

>>166673667
and what about those female engineers

>>166673772
I think he is a mexican or a spanish person.

>>166674068
Whatever, interchangeable brown thirdworlder.

>>166673335
10/10 quality post it didnt make you seem insecure at all.

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>>166672194
>trying to import
>car gets destroyed by randos
>get a phone call basically saying 'aww that's too bad'

FUCK YOU TOO GAME

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>>166674338
Yes i had the same but i was aiming on these random shitters after they destroyed my car. As she called me it canceld my aim and gun and these shitters had an easy way to kill me.

>>166674338
rather my assistant call me than LJT who literally gets me negative pussy by blowing up my phone

>>166674829
LJT is funny though and kinda bro tier after every robbing im a business

>>166674558
>>166674829
>Early GTA Online
>Mission contacts would repeatedly call you at the worst times to nag you about their missions
>Got patched out
>Now we have LJT, Malc and your assistant calling you at the worst times unless you buy a clubhouse, a biker business with supplies and an office garage just to keep the fucks silent

>Trying to decide on an office decor.
>Like the secretary from the power broker tier but don't like any of the layouts.
>Like the furniture from old spice but don't like the floor and walls.
>Like the floor and walls from executive but bored of the furniture and secretary.
No matter what I do I can't win.

I give up. Incompetent fucks needing their Kuruma to babysit them through an easy as hell heist setup mission.

>>166675171
They all need some Love

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hey on the ps4 version can you play online in a solo session if you don't have PS plus? its on sale for 30 and I was thinking about getting it

>>166675079
>im a business
wut

>>166675375
Which heist?

>>166675608
I'm pretty sure you can't even watch youtube on ps4 without PS+

>>166675851
Setup for the first heist with Trevor. The garbagetruck mission specifically. We actually made it to the end the first time but then the retard driving decided to get it stuck on terrain.

>>166676023
i have never seen anyone use a kuruma in that setup

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>>166670994
>>166670876

>piracy prevention
>they use rpgs the entire time

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>about to drive out of garage
>hear a woman grunting
>run to the back of garage wondering what the hell that was
>see this

What's happening? Who is she?

>>166658732
jesus christ open your eyes

>>166670528
that hair model though, you on console or PC?

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>>166647286
looks good

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Reminder that Contact Missions are (((eliminated))) old content as they're not competitive with CEO or MC.

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>>156008074

>>166681312
>What's happening?
Skiddies.
>Who is she?
ur mum lmao

>>166680105
>gun clipping through titty
wew

>>166681985
Daily reminder that J* gives no fucks and will never 'fix' them

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>>166647286
No-stripe reporting

>>166685226
>Manhunt 3 never

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>>166684821
Doing some comfy I/E missions alone and then this happens. What do?

>>166686624
Update my filter lists.

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>>166686709
Got another safe space cuck

>>166686809
Did you enjoy your ban and character reset?

>>166686964
Never had one.

>>166686809
Fuck off faggot

>>166681921
asl?

>the only customization options for my car are carbon shit
thanks rockstar

>>166688043
Which car?

>>166688043
Are you one of those retards that think that carbon doesn't have any utility?

It's just for style in-game but there's a reason why people use carbon parts on their performance cars and it's not just because it looks nice.

>>166688043
>not painting your entire car matte black for that "because racecar" look

Lmao *speeds past you in my dollar rimmed adder*

>>166688564
Hasn't it been confirmed that everything actually affects performance? Like a carbon hood makes the car lighter?

>>166689552
It's been confirmed that that's a load of hogwash

>>166689552
It's arguable whether or not it does and even if it does, it's such a minuscule difference that it's negligible.

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>>166689552
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t7tvIBuwN9gYN3S7uOP7tZQ/htmlview?pli=1#

anyone want to sell me gta 5 for steam at 30 dollars? I can get you keys, paypal, etc.

>>166658732
You gotta coach me on making an asian in this game. couple years ago i spent ages making an alt look like takumi fujiwara on ps3. dumped him after his face got lost in the sea of john marstons white boy ancestors

one of you summon rockstar cuck so he can tell us if gta online is ending soon

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Just gonna fix up my Sabre before we do a missio-

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I am sometimes taken aback by how great my character looks

>>166694506

looks like white trash

>>166694583
Yes you do

>>166694506
This
>>166694583

>>166694583
>>166694808
Please don't project.
Thank you.

Is Base Invaders worth it?

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>>166695103
Please seek medical attention to fix your black eye from your black baby daddy.

>>166694506
10/10 would waifu and then beat in front of our children.

>>166695365
*beat off to

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>>166673335
pls no bully female assistant

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>>166700021

>>166700208

nice neckseam rockstar

>>166700208
>those eyebrows
>those makeup skills

MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT

>>166696105
blaterwanco is that you?

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>>166695245
help my elegy is stuck

>>166701651
500 dollar option in real life

>Get phonecall from Malc.
>Pick up and immediately hangup.
>Call from lester immediately after.
>Hang up.
>Immediate 2nd phonecall from Malc again after.
sTOP

Is there a way to play GTAO without having to play with other people/never interact with anyone?

Or better yet, is there a way to put GTAO content into the singleplayer game? On the PC.

GTAO just feels... lifeless and cold, even with people there - and I don't want to play a multiplayer game. GTAV used to be my ultimate chill game, sit back, enjoy the sunrise, drive fast - but after 100%ing it, its starting to feel more dead.

>>166704885
mc contract missions in invite only session?

>>166704885
the best option is to uninstall

>>166647241

Any crew sessions online right now?

>>166704885
Block other players connections in firewall. Google gtav public solo session firewall or some shit I don't remember

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>>166647286

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>>166647286

>faggot in hydra killing everyone on map
>constantly
>almost manage to pull off a MC resupply dodging his annoying ass
>he crashes my game

how the fuck is this game that broken, that all I need is some menu and I can ruin your night

>R* patches pacific standard kuruma exploit
>won't patch script kiddies latest hooks

cmon cuh

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>>166647286

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Reminder that Vice City is the best GTA game there is

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>>166705608
yup

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>>166712642
it's Cat!

doushio~

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>>166712537

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The FCR is a magical bike.

>>166704885
There are mods that try to integrate multiplayer content into singleplayer. Im not sure how good they are or if updates break them/progress

You can also just launch a solo session or invite only session from single player in the online tab. You can play most content that way.

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>Decide to become a cocaine cowboy
>go to pick up Tampa full of supplies
>turn on country station
>comfy drive back to Sandy Shores with General Lee playing
>some rando offers to help
>OK, what's the worst that could happen
>Do Stand Your Ground
>15 minutes of fucking nothing basically
>8 minutes pass, see a white dot headed towards us
>shred his good goy car from Simeon
>another organizations shows up for some reason
>And then this jetshitter faggot in the same org comes by
>hide in an alley where he can't strafe me
>jumps out after realizing he can't kill me
>shoot his parachute and laugh as he goes down facefirst
>duke it out with him for a bit, i'm the only one in my MC who can actually kill him; Prospects are nothing but cannon fodder
>Guy takes the area we have to defend
>has molotovs for some reason
>blocks off only way up
>blow him up once, repeat process
>prospects block me from killing him this time
>he wins
>my hired randos quit and try to kill me
>kill them easily
>get on a bike and go back to my clubhouse
>rando tries to knock me off with a cop car
>double barrel his windshield and continue on my way
>get inside, too bored to continue playing, disconnect
r8 my blog, hit dat subscribe button on my patreon

>>166712537
Shame it hasn't been revisited since Stories.

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>>166647286

Is the Juggernaut suit glitch still working? I'm on PC so I can only do it with getting myself kicked but I have none to do it.

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I've heard of "lag jumping", but this is ridiculous.

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If you dont think the 811 is the absolute bees knees then your a shit cunt and deserve a ban.

>>166715424
Which fender are you using on it?

>>166715642
cant remember desu, possibly stock

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rate my parking.

>>166715642
most fenders and mods dont change the car model ( there are a few exceptions). Its really obvious when they clip through curbs etc. All fenders are 'stock'

>>166716189
the one on the 811 changes the style of the grilll slightly.

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>>166712106
really? howv so? can u explain?
>old school tactic
>get swat while in the bank
>kill yourself at the bike checkpoint to all spawn there
>someone goes up the road of the main yellow checkpoint marker
>grabs swat armored van
>picks everyone up and drives off

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>>166648132
>Not stealing cars with a Heli
What now?

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>it's another neon-colored kuruma drive-by episode
>LEL STOP WHINING IT'S GTA XD

How can R* even remotely fix the mouth-breather plague in free roam acting like it's a deathmatch 24/7?

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Is the Itali GTB worth it?

>>166718980
If you're looking for performance, no. But if you like the looks, just buy it.

>>166719417
I want it for looks, but I only have like 5 million (without office), not sure if I should buy it or an office + warehouse.

What are some of the worst characters in the series? Other than fuckin 8-ball

>>166712537
true facts

>>166720113
I think you should go for the office + car warehouse also a buzzard, from there it should be any problem for you to make a good amount of money solo.

How do I get the cash bag on my character?

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is my character too smug?

>>166720323
Essentially every supporting character in GTA III is legendary because it's GTA III. Yes, even the nigger.

If you want to hate a nigger, take a look at Playboy X.

Sent request for the PC crew
SC: GianTDIX

>>166721995
looks like freddie mercury, not in "famous singer" sense but in the "late stages of AIDS" sense

Where can I find some fucking sliders for men?

You either get a prancy liberal or a literal neanderthal with cheek bones that would carve ice.

>>166718396
Just RPG them and watch the salty tears commence in chat

>>166687740
17/f/cali

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>>166724401
what would be a good face for you anon?

>>166713929
nevergoingtoreadthatwalloftext/10

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>>166647286
Stop being ugly.

>>166725519
You first

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>>166725539
It's called being masculine.

>>166726130
You look like a gay french.

>>166672542
>>166674558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsEH578NiWY

>>166726130
what are the chances you even close to looking like that

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am i kawaii

>>166726130
he looks like a faggot with cheek implants and chink eyes.

really man, you should reconsider working on that face structure, it's pretty horrid.

>>166727493
you look like a nigger. hang yourself from a tree, nigger

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>>166727860
i made her white, is she kawaii now?

>>166727918
Not with that jaw

>>166725519
>>166726130
that forehead lmao

>>166728161
Gave you a boner huh

>>166715905
shitter got BTFO

>>166728219
I could spit shine that mother fucker.

>>166728219
It's like a living flashbang.

>>166728326
>>166728365
Oh man you were totally jerking off to it I knew it

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>>166728161
MASCULINE men have high foreheads, you Turk. Pic related, it's you.

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>>166728405
Yeah, that forehead can receive alot of cum.

>>166728431
It's called having a bad hairline you moron. Pic related, it's you.

>>166672801
wait what? mine has curvy hair. Does the style change with the office style?

>>166729317
Post a screenshot of yours.

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>it's a "you can't do anything with a jet or a helicopter because 6 people are spamming homing missiles" episode

When will they fucking nerf the handheld instakill button?

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>3 chinks start a heist finale
>one of them is level 200-something
>none of them know how to play the game at all

Why does the fucking p2p always put me in with these yellow monkeys? I live in Texas damnit, at least give me the next level of monkey, BRs.

>>166722985
Gotcha and welcome. Your name leads me to believe it's not that giant.

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am i kawaii

>>166727918
ayy lmao

>>166730394
ya

>>166730353
Yeah Discs are pretty small most of the time.
>>166729927
Same shit happened to me with some russians and Pacifict heist, somehow them being rank 240+ and we had to restart around 3 times just at the beggining because they kept killing civilians.

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>>166729737
>getting hit in a jet
that's entirely your fault desu

>>166733207
can you blow up a hydra with a heavy sniper?

every time I have one of those assholes over me I get out of the car and start shooting at them with it. And it seems to scare them away. I've never shot down a plane with a that rifle though.

>>166734827
start up a ceo, start dropping BST and shooting them with your heavy sniper

>>166735029
>start dropping BST
I always forget this thing exists.

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Why is the rocket voltic so much more fun than the ruiner?

>>166737738
Both are meme cars

>>166737910
Fun meme cars

>>166737738
if only you could mod the stupid voltic hood it would be my favorite car

>>166647241
Requesting GTAG invite, _Bigu_Bossu

>>166738382
>_Bigu_Bossu
nigger

>>166738382
Make your profile public.

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>not playing GTA 6
oldfags btfo

>>166738648
done.

>>166738945
Gotcha and welcome.

>>166738732
>6
nigga thats 56

>>166738732
So what's actually on the disc?

>>166738732
Gta V 6 is on ps2 and has terminators in it.

>>166738732
>V6

>>166738732
>Not playing GTA V7
step it up

>>166738732
not playing gta:v

>Martin Madrazo, a man known and feared throughout Los Santos's criminal underworld, now only texts people to compete in various overblown deathmatch modes

Because that's what I imagined him doing when he threatened Michael in SP

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Tried to make a triad guy
He doesnt look chinese at all right?

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>>166743851
Try and make this dude

>>166742864
>Could've had a GTA:V8

>>166743707
>Deathwish didn't involve killing Martin.
why

>>166743851
He looks like a skinny bautista
You should name him autista

>>166745736
I guess because Michael and Trevor were square with Madrazo, or maybe cause Madrazo was scared of Trevor.

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>>166744179
I swear to god this editor is pure trash
update where you have to buy new genes in order to have more parents to choose from when? obviously for the price of 1 millon each parent, presented by Humane labs.

>>166733207
Doesn't matter if i get hit or not. If they keep spamming rockets all I can do is dodge them. Kinda defeats the purpose.

>>166743851
He looks like 1/3 Chinese.

>>166737738
>rocket
What?
Voltic has been my favorite car for a long time because of how sci-fi it feels. I never knew about rocket variant of it, which sounds even more sci-fi. Is it a Pegasus vehicle though?

Is there any way to get around the loading bullshit or do I have to keep vaildating my files every time.

>>166748503
Sort of. You can modify it and call it in to your location like a PV, but it's stored in a very particular garage and has a 5 minute cooldown when destroyed.

https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/new-money-glitch-free-car-bmx-in-car-slot-give-car-to-friend.1612604/#post-12815808

Strike while the irons hot boys

>>166748503
>Is it a Pegasus vehicle though?
i'll look up the answer to this question and let you know what i find

>>166748762
this almost makes up for the pac stan change

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>>166748503
Its one of the new securo serv special cars
>Can it be stored or customized?
All of those new cars are storeable but only in a cars warehouse, also not all of them are moddeable
>So I can use it like a normal car?
Yes, you can even use the menu interaction to get them fast to you, however like the usual, there is a 5 min cooldown
>Can I use it for missions or heist?
No, they are only for free mode however they are quiet fun to mess around.

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>>166748762
>mfw it's just another money glitch

Call me if this leads to something actually interesting like Benny wheels on PVs or transferring Worn paintjobs.

>>166748762
>MC club required
>it's a vehicle dupe episode
dropped

>>166748762
If this wasn't written in googletranslate broken english I might, half the trouble with these glitches is figuring out what the fuck the instructions even mean.

>>166748949
They changed Pacific Standard?

anyone wanna discord and ps4 gta v idk my names carter

>>166751091
the las lagunas apartment cannot be accessed during the finale

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>>166751884
>tfw have to do it legit now because of character reset

>>166751091
They implemented a hackjob patch for the glitch that let you repeat the finale over and over.
To my understanding, it still sort of works, but if you rejoin the same session you started it from the game will eat your finale. So I think you have to do some fuckery with Invite Only sessions to get them to work.

I'm probably wrong, since this is all hearsay, but it's food for thought.

>>166751884
The one near the Lectros?
(Not at home, can't check)

>>166753435
yes, that one

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>>166753843
FUCK

>Kuruma shitters squashed.
>Can finally enjoy picnic standard.
Thanks Cockstar.

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>>166754582
>Enjoying the most aggressive police force in the world ramming you off your bike and aimbotting you to death

Fun fun fun

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>>166754582
whats stopping players from just grabbing there kurumas from a different garage instead of the las lagunas garage?

i never even used the las lagunas garage, i always just go and grab my kuruma from weazel tower

>>166677287
He's saying they can't do anything without their kuruma.

You can use the kuruma with some planning to put kurumas in each collection spot then hide in them to kill off all the waves though.

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catsu pantsu

>>166754798
git gud. It never was that hard and bikes are more fun anyways.

>>166756203
What, are you dense? Are you retarded?

>>166757010
>git gud
But what if I don't want to

>>166757628
dat cat ass sure is dense

>>166757741
>Dense ass
>In GTA Online
Try again

>>166757868
be nice

>>166750709
There is. You need a luxury garage for it.

>>166755062
The entering of apartment is disabled completely.

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>>166757707
Then just come relax with us in the comfymobile. No skill required.

>>166757929
Just who the hell do you think I am?

Did they really patch the Kuruma strategy? Did this shit yesteday night and haven't even seen an update or patch notes? Could do it without it, but still pretty fucking gay man. Only good source of income and they make it more tedious.

>>166758597
pls stop bullying me

>autist starts doing solo CEO work in a lobby full of gtags

>Autist starts whining in the thread because he isn't getting a free ride.

>>166758746
I'm the goddamn Batman

>>166759012
what you mean

>>166759262
o-okay

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>>166757741
saved my dense ass last night, that's for sure.

>>166759187
dude that's a good song

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Do I have to go back to my CEO office every time I want to start a Vehicle Cargo?

>>166759187
>doesn't even have the balls to respond ingame

>>166759420
>cat will never save your dense ass
life is suffering

>>166759543
Life is pain brothers
but with this


"brotherhood"


we can give pain
the finger

>>166759734
>ywn give cat your finger

>>166759770
she's into kink btw