Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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>No other option than play in Br servers

Valeera is weak.

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>yfw game just dropped

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xth for SERVER CRASHES

>>166515964

Big patch day, things probably being hotfixed atm

>the rooster race
wew this shit is not possible
your teammates can totally fuck it up intentionally or not
I hope they just give it out for free

>>166516146
In my opinion, a good change could be to make the needed items to pick up, bigger or more flashy to catch everyone's attention.
I just had one that I easily won just because three of us were pretty much aware of how shit worked. It's nothing too difficult honestly.

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Varian should have execute as a lvl 20 talent

>>166516565

But then what would they give Garrosh when he's added?

>>166516629
brawl

>>166516565
Varian should have execute as a level 10 ult along with the fury buffs.

Can you not buy the Lunar Li Ming skin on its own?

>>166516826

No, bundle only.

>>166516826
Nope. Special skins are usually just in bundles.

>>166516565
>Execute
>activatable : Deal 35% max health in damage to a hero if this kills them refresh the cd of execute 60 cd

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>166516826
>>166516865
>>166516875

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>>166516826
>felsaber mount is only obtainable in a bundle

>>166516941
in what world is that ok

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>>166516146
>mfw trolling everyone on the rooster race

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>mfw window borderless is not a thing in the settings

>>166517314
and animefags wonder why they get shit

>>166517228
in bronze where anon is swimming through shit

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>>166516941
>WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE

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>>166516146
is rooster race quick match only? it won;t spawn on A.I?

>>166516941
>>166516565
>>166517783
Given how bullshit this was in Dota when it was buffed a couple years back, this will just utterly decimate everyone in HotS.

e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuPCi-s-YQ

Imagine every QM and HL game with a 100% Varian pick rate because every fag wants to be the ebin combo killer. Maybe they'll even fuck around and throw the game so that it lasts long enough for them to hit lv 20. Dota 2 Axe players waste time all the time jungling for 30 minutes because they don't want to lane.

any good sources for builds besides hotslogs? sreyhots doesnt update his list anymore

Is that fucking Monkey King a Legendary skin that's driving up the cost of the bundle?

>>166518102
Why are they on Sun Temple?

>>166519670

Yes it is.

>>166519670
No it's 2 skins and a Mount.

>>166516941
>Mak'gora
>Heroic: Force both your hero and an enemy hero to attack each other until one of you dies.
>Lvl 20: No one can interfere with your duel

>>166520539
Woops meant for >>166516683
I would love to see Garrosh or Gromm in this game

>level 20 is "Delete the Support with 0 risk"
Doubt that would happen.

>>166520539
>except thrall but he loses his power the next expac

>>166520689
>Kill X/Perform Y action with zero risk.

Sums up a lot of "top tier" heroes, don't see why not.

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>>166520539
Let me fix for you
>Mak'gora
>Target an enemy hero both of you will charge at each other(think butcher charge) this lasts for 3 seconds
>lvl 20 talent makes the duration until one of you dies

>can't even test the new skins out to see if I want to drop money on them
Blizzzard

Li-ming looks cute but I don't know if it's cuter than Star Princess.

How the fuck do I play Zagara

>>166523442

You don't unless you like being easy prey for 90% of the roster and a free kill.

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>>166523442
You don't.

>"A player you have matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service!"
>"A player you have matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service!"
>"A player you have matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service!"
>"A player you have matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service!"

Um, excuse me?

Surprised Valeera didn't get Sap as a talent`

Why the FUCK are my range indicators and some effects (like Apocalypse) missing since this new patch?

>>166523442
You buy Desert Queen and fap to her on the character select screen

I'm punishing myself by starting ranked play. I wanted to force myself to play ragnaros and stack hero hits with meatballs earlier each game, but rag keeps getting banned in my random queues.

Help computer, suggest how to get gud

Valeera_X_Valla when?

>>166524117
git a bigger hero pool.

>>166519005
I use heroesfire

>>166517062
To be fair the Valeera skin is pretty sweet

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Magatha when

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>Love WuKong Samuro
>Favorite part of playing Samuro is hearing the old nostalgic voice lines from WC3

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>All these Stupid Valeera's in my QM games

>they made rexxar and tassadar objectively worse

>>166523769
>apocalypse
do you want the whole map to be highlighted?

>>166523720
Having anub's ult as a talent and being invisible is a little too much.

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>>166527819

>>166528404
...what the fuck? Learn to read.

Ugh! I was trained by Rehgar Earthfury!

Tyrande rework when? She's still loaded up with all those old generic talents.

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>>166528819

current match

Valeera is fun, but something just feels off when I'm playing her desu

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>>166530036

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>>166515756
>Be literally best player in the server
>Still lose because teammates are borderline down syndrome retards

So, the ranked feature is still dogshit since it doesn't reward individual skill, in a team environment without a team

Hope this piece of casual garbage of a game dies already

>>166530274

It's a team game. Any one person on your team can invalidate your carry by sucking. QM is a fun mode don't take it seriously senpai.

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>play on full res on my old computer
>it's stuck on 1152x864
>change to lower
>cannot
>change to higher
>cannot
>edges are cut off a little bit
>60 fps all the time and on ultra-high settings
Well, I guess it's worth it.

>>166517542
Weebs don't have a brain, the western culture hate them, the east also hate them, and they killed the anime industry with their shit taste. Yet it doesn't cross their minds to stop being cancerous faggots who are basically a cultural tumour

>>166530274
>be gold shitter
>lose
T-THIS ISN'T A COINCIDENCE GUYS THIS GAME IS FUCKING RETARDED

>>166529952
Doesn't feel right because you don't play wow in rogue.

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>>166530481
This is ranked

And this is exactly why I ranted, since the game is heavily team-based, and we are playing without a proper team, we should be rewarded based on our individual skills

This isn't lol or dota, where you can actually make some insane build, say fuck your team and 1x5 the enemy team, the fucking XP is shared and building your char is very limited, not only you are handicapped by mechanical functions of the game but you are paired up with braindead turds everygame

>>166529952
Maybe some talent revamp but she doesn't need a rework at all

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>>166530547
>implying the japs care about weebs tastes

>>166530779

Both fucking drafts on either team are trash. How do you expect to win a game with a shitty team composition? Why did you pick Tracer when you had no Tassadar? Drafting is a skill in this game, and it's clear either you are in a trash MMR where literal aids is drafted reguarly or are mental and decided to turn your shit comp into an even more shit comp by picking Tracer.

You're a clown m8, chill out and take a break.

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>>166530562
>Implying there is a HUGE diference between ranks in this game

The biggest struggle is getting out these shitter ranks, once you are in diamond staying there is easier because most people there have the most basic game-sense, while in gold and below 96% of the players simply don't think

But yea, keep jerking your micro-dick to your e-peen, because your farmed a high rank, when mechanically speaking, you are on the same level as 80% of gold fags

>>166530213
Damn dude look at that siege damage tho

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>>166530274

>those picks

Lord man, you and Illidan probably drafted late too, what a shit show

>>166531157
how do you even do that much on her

>takes like a solid 10 seconds or so to kill a low health minion with tass AA
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>166530901
>Implying japs have any respect for cultural cancerous human beings who contribute in nothing to japan or they culture and act on the most obnoxious ways, thinking living in japan is like a SoL anime with their broke japanese

They just care about the money you give to them, literally everything else about you they hate just like the rest of the world

>>166531242

She did literally nothing all game but sat in lane. The two assists she got were when the shrine was near top lane where she was AFK killing minions.

>>166531324
Pretty sure most weebs aren't giving them any money

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>>166531503
>viewing anime
>buying blu-rays
>buying figures, nendos, dakimakuras
>paying for anime streaming services
>mangas

>>166531803
Most of those are probably the English versions meaning it's pennies compared to what they make in Japan

>have gotten the cock event 8 times
>retards have taken the objects and sat on their ass with them or done absolutely nothing 6 times

fun times

>>166531069
>80% of gold players are good
>except MY gold players. MY gold players are always bad

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My stutterstep game is off the charts today

>>166531252
This is the single worst thing they've ever done. It is astounding.

>>166531324
>They just care about the money you give to them
Japan doesn't see the profits from overseas sales and don't care since weebs don't import Blu-Rays whose numbers are the only things that matter to the anime industry.

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>>166531069
>the people that actually believe this

>>166532575
Sometimes I shield minions just because they do more damage to other minions than me besides with storms.

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>tfw you find malfurion fun as shit but the fact that you rely on others is a bad thing for you

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>>166530517
i get that same cutoff issue on a higher resolution too
like 1400x900
also the screen would cut off the working lower resolutions with black edges if i run it in directx11 and tab back to the game.

blizz fixed it once a couple of patches back, but it came back shortly after another patch saying they fixed it for realz this time.

>>166533483
To be quite honest, the cut off doesn't really pay much of a curse in-game because there's nothing that much important that's being cut-off aside the couple pixels of vision.
It does bother me during main menu though. The font being cut off a little can be painful, but the FPS being so healthy with this resolution makes it up.

>>166532575
What about Zarya post launch? That was pretty fucking terrible too

Man, I actually had a good BHB game today. It was like bizarro world.

And then we got a comp that was Kerrigan, Morales, Illidan, Valeera, Auriel. It did not go well. Spoiler alert, the Valeera and Illidan kept diving.

>>166533702
At least Zarya can kill minions with an attack move.

>Tass, Zarya, Valeera triple queue in QM

What a bunch of faggots.

>>166533895
>Sup, War and Ass
Wow anon, how dare they.

>>166531324
Weebs have influenced maybe two projects in the recent years:
/a/ boosted the fuck out of Watamote, thankfully
And Little Witch Academia was kickstarted by western money, even leading into a series.
If you don't like either of these, you're a fucking shounenshitter or edgefag and need to off yourself.

>>166531803
Unless they are buying directly from the Japanese market, they are only filling the localizers pockets.
The percentage of weebs doing that is significantly lower than you think.

>>166530036
>>166530213
There is a bug with the Monkey King skin that makes it so if you use a different tint the clones will still use tint 1.

I'm not sure if it happens all the time but I saw someone mention it.

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holy shit this patch is aids

>>166535405
>.17
U wot?

Just how the fuck did blizz mess up this bad?

>Do vs AI for golden cock
>Suddenly a bunch of debug shit pops up
Apparently everybody on my team could see it. What the fuck is going on?

>>166515756
Li-ming rides huge cock lmao

>>166535808
It's okay, game will be out of beta soon!

>>166519721
chinks love it

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>>166527251
is maggie old or young? cuz I would love to play a cow-girl supposing she wasn't gross looking

What a slow patch day. No one's bitching about anything.

>>166536717
Same patch as last week. We already complained. Now we're complaining aboit bugs.

I think Tass's AA might be the single worst experience I've had in any MOBA.
I'm pretty sure minions hit harder.

>>166538930
That's why you go Psi-Storm build.

>>166538930
Minions do hit harder.

>>166538998
I am.
Trying to finish off minions that don't die to pre-quest completion Psi Storm gives me cancer.

>>166538930
Aba's slap and Morales' pea shooter both hit harder than Tass's tickle beam.

>>166539727
Morales hit harder then Uther

Why not just give Murky a Spell Shield until his rework? The little fucker can't survive fucking anything, it's pathetic.

>>166540697
that's the point????

>>166540845
Yeah, but he's shit.

A band-aid fix probably wouldn't be the worst.

>>166540845
In the very beginning, it was perfectly fine, he was super squishy but it took a few seconds for him to go down. Nowadays everything just shits out damage all over the place and has braindead retarded 3k damage in 1 second combos and shit like that. Murky can barely take a single ability in today's climate, is the problem. Yeah, he's meant to die fast and just keep coming at you with repeated lives, but when he drops before he can even get off a second Q, there's a problem. He's entirely negated and trivialized. All he has left is sieging and pushing with no repercussions, and we all know how well PvEing all game works.

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I'm so FUCKING SICK OF THIS CUNT RIGHT HERE. Every other fucking QM some dumbass Butcher picker on the enemy team ruins the game.

Blizzard dropped the ball so hard on his rework.
"Hey lets make a hero that needs an Artanis counterpick or 2+ other blinders or you literally lose with no counterplay possible."

If you kill him he loses a negligible amount of meat so you can't prevent him from becoming a lategame monster hypercarry and the chain got buffe
FUCK OFF Blizzard. Fucking retards.

>>166542093
buh
ron
ze

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>>166542093
he shit tho

butch don't see play past gold-plat and when he does it's full on feed mode especially if he falls behind on stacks early

idk he's like tryndamere or yi don't try to 1v1 him mid-late game

that new slut is OP as fuck .. i mean the new heroes are always op but this is ridiculous... she rivals samuro in damage and has permanent stealth since lvl 1
why would i even want to play zerathul anymore?

>>166540504
Don't remind me, I'm at work and can't write angry emails to Blizz about it right now to vent.

>>166541730
Easy ride till plat and comfy rounds on BHB?

Just imagine the games now..
you can have a team with nova, samuro, zerahul and valeera so almost your entire team can stay invosible 100% of the time (even samuro can at lvl 20)
It's already annoying enough to play against cloak shitters and they just keep adding more in...
welp time to uninstall

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>Valeera's week 1 win rate


Any guesses? I'm thinking bottom ten.

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>>166542130
>>166542275
>every other fucking QM
>QM
learn to read m8s

He's useless with Artanis/Johanna/LiLi in game but if you don't have those you literally lose the game in the load screen. The retardedly overbuffed Chain is a guaranteed free kill every time at 10 and his quest is unstoppable because he loses a fucking negligible amount of meat on death.

His "counterplay" is the ususal "LOL JUST CC HIM XD" which already indicates a broken hero.
Equal level butcher with completed quest charges you from 1 screen away and chops out over half your HP during the stun and that's without needing to use the chain. Then he permaslows you for a billion % while getting 20% move speed buff towards you so you cant escape even with a dash.

In teamfights he just waits 5 sec for everyone to initiate, leftclicks on the enemy healer from 1 screen away with charge and gets a free kill, while you try to murder his ass when he has shields, 30 trillion DPS and 140% lifesteal.

If the only counter to a hero is to perma-CC them, it's fucking broken. Simple as.

The fact that you can draft metric tons of CC in draft modes doesn't make him any less broken and toxic in QM.

>>166543116
54 I say.

>>166543116
51%

>>166542487
no ranged engage
limited escape options
no vp
energy can be limiting until you take talents/quests to reduce the drain
Longer cd on stealth than zera

She's not bad, but she's not OP, and not a better zera. She doesn't even have a winrate over 50%.

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>>166543447
>His "counterplay" is the ususal "LOL JUST CC HIM XD" which already indicates a broken hero.

No, not necessarily.

>If the only counter to a hero is to perma-CC them, it's fucking broken. Simple as.

It's curious how similar these statements are to the average low elo players thoughts on Tryndamere and Yi.

Wait, you can only buy the new lunar skins in a bundle?

>>166543539
her winrate is inflated by high level ranked plays where she is garbage but most of the people play in qm and she stomps there

>Play a hero in QM
>After the match, that hero now has a high estimated wait time
>No matter what hero I play

Either this is bugged or fuck am I a trend-setter.

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>>166544228
>Item available exclusively as part of the 2017 Lunar Festival Bundle. Monkey King Samuro will become purchasable individually on January 31, and Lunar Li-Ming will follow on February 7.

Source: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20475281/lunar-festival-has-arrived-1-24-2017

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>>166544104
The comparison to Tryndamere is lackluster because his damage isn't WTFHIGH at full health and he also doesn't have a literal THREE second what-equals-to-a-stun in a game where all other CCs are 1ish sec.
Tryndamere = Zul'Jin, not butcher.

And Yi, I don't know what he's like nowadays as I stopped League when Jinx came out, but he was never a real issue for me.

Unlike motherfucking Butcher. They tacked too much shit onto his kit. It's not enough that the charge charges. It also has to do 10% of your health and stun and have massive range and make unstoppable.
And it's not enough that the Q deals AoE damage and AoE slow, it also needs to reset his counterattack.
It's not enough that the lifesteal lifesteals, it also has to infinite refresh on attacks and give movement speed and be so high that it's essentially burst healing.
Finally, it's not enough that the chain chains, it also has to fucking silence so you can't do anything to counter him for 3 sec it was literally fine before its buff, now Furnace is shit compared to it.

>>166544104
I took it as him meaning "If the only counter to a hero is to just CC them, they're shit.", as that's kind of how I feel as well. That's why Zul'jin is a non-issue. It's retarded when a hero is nullified by a simple stun into burst combo, beacuse that's how everything is dealt with, but in the case of someone like Zul or Butcher, they have nothing to offer that makes it worth it over other safer picks.

how do i do that rooster event?

>>166544568
what rooster event? theres only a big cock event LMAOOOO

>>166544423

Unless I'm mistaken it's his rage bar that increases his critical strike. Perhaps you're thinking of Olaf.

Regardless, mid-late if a Tryn/Yi gets on to a carry for so much as a second they're dead, not unlike The Butcher. I think it's almost funny, because to me Butchy seemed really solid, just not in this game. He relies too heavily on external support because he's so easily shut down and blown up.

I don't know. Haven't played in a while. What MMR you playing at? Recently took Butcher from somewhere in Silver to low Diamond for a friend and most people just don't understand how to play against it.

>>166544425
Yeah, Zul'jin to me just seemed too risky considering his lack of mobility/escapes, and unlike Trynda can't use his ult while under cc. Definitely need to play with/as/against him to get a feel for it, though.

how good is moltres? he seems really fun to play in the shop demo map, but is he considered good in the game as well? i really love that fire wave ult

>>166545026
....wat

>>166545026
yes

the other ult is better

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fucking destroyed

Luckily QM gave my enemy team a shit comp

>>166548018
congratulations on your first mvp (most valuable player)
welcome to the nexus1!!

Its amazing how peoeple can be so stupid as to not understand how the race works.

>>166548708
They'll be doing something to make it easier within the next few days.

>>166548018
>right-click wonder

He's always great to go back to.

"Oddball" heroes were such a mistake. Cho'gall and Abathur are a free win for the opposing team eeevery fuuuucking tiiiiiime. Good lord.

>>166549532
Aye, they seem a bit difficult to balance.

>all the posts on the reddit about how wonky heroes are what make the game great and how we need more

Funny these are never the type you bump into during draft when you hover Murky, Azmodan, Medivh or Abathur.

>>166550197
>Casuals trying to dictate what gets into the game for people who actually play the fucking game

Horrifying.

>>166515506
>How's WoW at the moment?
the latest patch fucked most classes, but Nighthold is the best raid of the expansion by far

>>166520539
this should have been Alarak's ult

When are they nerfing Artanis? Fucker has become so retardedly obnoxious it isn't funny anymore. I used to love this guy, too.

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>>166530274
>losing against a sonya
>as a solo tank
very sad, many such cases

how much longer until vikings are playable again

So what's up with Dehaka? Why do I not hear much about him anymore? Was his rework a big nerf or something?

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Muradin here, I'm thinking about getting a leg lengthening surgery from Morales, so I can be at least 6 feet.
I am so fucking tired of being at eye level with a fucking child panda and being looked down upon (literally) by every hot piece of elf ass on the roster.
If I do it though, the recovery time is 6 months, so i wouldn't be playable during that time.

What do you think?

>Valeera
>another shitter stealth champ loved by russians

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So who's going to be our next assassin? We haven't gotten one in a while.

>>166554079
real muradin would never call elves a `hot piece of ass`

begone impostor

>>166553765
Chadhaka is fantastic, but his presence isn't on 360noscope dankgank alien of many swaps level, so he's not in the focus right now.

>>166550197
Ranked is only a minor mode compared to quick play.

My friend wanted to try Kerrigan and hadn't played her ever. We ended up in QM and got annihilated. Kerrigan is hard to play, with her abilities having minor delays, her being a squishy melee assassin with no escapes and her ults being pretty trash.

Should I have suggested an AI game? It killed the mood and we didn't end up playing any more.

>>166554329
lmao bro epic post I laffed hard
>>>/reddit/

Considering how they already addressed the whole thing about assassins, what are we expecting to have next, regardless of universe?
MY vote is tank that is actually not a tank

>>166555149
One Support followed by 6 Warriors, then two Specialists, then back to Assassins.

I still don't know why the fuck they haven't divided Warriors into Guardians and Bruisers. Jesus.

>>166554079
But Muradin only fucks dwarves, gnomes and goblins and would never call tall folk "hot piece of ass".
Obviously an impostor.

>>166520539
literally legion commander and her aghs

>>166536513
she is like 70s

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>>166536513

Magatha is younger than Cairne was but not ancient. I'd wager somewhere in whatever the "middleage" or "twilight years" are for tauren. Also, for an old heifer she isn't that bad. Unfortunately if we are ever going to see a femalw tauren represented in this game, it will be her. She's like the only significant tauren besides Hamuul and Cairne.

>>166555326
Oh no, he fucks lots of things that aren't dwarves and gnomes, bro.
He's just not attracted to them. It's a dominance thing.

Where's the rooster race?

>>166556514
hunted mines, but i don't get it i picked all fo that shit from the ground and the rooster was still not pleased

>>166555265
And then divide assassins into divers, sustain damage, burst? And support into main healer and off support? And specialist into sieger and other?

This would essentially make QM unplayable, as opposed to fast games with shit comps.

I get everyone wants to have one tank so they can play assassin, but solo tank is not intended to be the way to play. Two bruisers appears to be what Blizz wants.

>>166554882
>It killed the mood

if losing with your friends 'kills the mood' then you need to get better friends

Why can't you jump into rankeds with Valeera? I want to shit all over people as Valeera or as someone who buttsecks enemy Valeera.

So what the fuck is the chance of this rooster thing even appearing?
1%?

>>166557092
You have to be at least level 5 with a hero before you can play them in ranked

>>166557092
>i'm a faggot who pays 15k so i an play an OP hero for a week like a shitter that i am
ok

>>166556726
>A little after Chen rework, even after health nerf
>Picking Chen and another bruiser was almost guaranteed to win
>Few weeks later
>If I try to pick Chen my team goes into a fit of rage as if I was highlighting murky

What happened?

>>166557957
they don't know the power of the panda
remedy their mistake

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>I am a faggot that bought a Valeera bundle + Stimpack because I am not poor.
>I am a faggot, that does not have time to grind some virtual coins in a game like an autist because It's much easier and time effective to just buy some virtual vanity with real cash which can be made instead of playing and grinding.
ftfy

>>166558281
>>166559128
>>166559225
are you seriously doing this because you're bored?
what the fuck is going with you anon

>I am a faggot
Ftfy all.

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>play nazeebo
>BRRRRRAP
what were they thinking?

>>166559548
BRAK A BO

based Nazeebro

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>>166559548
>AIIIIIYEE

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>>166559337
Actually, yes. If I had at least some hope in most of /vg/ not being complete autists, I would not delete the replies. But I figured you'd need some explanation, since you all already assume that people are grinding game currency instead of you know, focusing your energy outwards, which is far more effective.

Time needed to grind 15k with or without Stimpack >>> Time Needed to make enough $ to buy something with cash.

I rarely play games actually, but yesterday went on a binge playing marathon, because yes, had nothing better to do anyway. Here, my match history.

why do i always get attacked first when i play lili or nova? when i play tanks i get always ignored but as lili or nova i get always focused and can't do anything in fights and have to run away every time
this is unfair as fuck

>>166544423
>tagged too much shit into his kit
>still one of the easiest heroes to counter

lul get good

>>166560406

Li Lis only defense is 15% run speed and a little healing. If you are out of position killing you ensures thst the enemy wins their fight. Nova is even worse. Free kill if you get caught and everyone hates Nova with a burning passion so you are target #1.

>>166561293
that guy was kind of talking shit but

hotslogs says butcher has the third highest winrate in non-metallic qm

>>166560282
>doesn't even play the game
>spends lots of money on it
Yes good goy, keep buying virtual goods *rubs hands*

>>166562219
"lots of money" is extremely relative term, anon

>>166562281
Yes, it's just micro transactions, keep buying

>>166562219
>Willfully cucks himself out of the genepool by spending considerate amount of his time playing a game which in the end diminishes his chances for reproduction.
>le *rub hands meme*
Tell me more :^)

How do I play Valeera

>>166562523
cs
bf
ss
evis

Death finesse at 7 is a must have

>>166562523
sinister strike eviscerate cheap shot backstab slice and dice ambush rupture blind

>>166562523
she's a 'high-skillcap' 'combo' hero, so you just mash buttons and do an enormous amount of damage to everything that comes near you

>>166562448
Also, obligatory "Le White Genocide, Jews Did This" posts on the /pol/ go hand in hand with that. Denial is everywhere, from bronze players to frog posters.

>>166560406

Learn to position safely but in range to be useful. It's easy to forget how squishy you are as Li Li and you can end up in melee range if the enemy team without realizing and get fucked up. Nova has a very long range. If you are ever in a place where the enemy can collapse on you you were way too far forward to begin with.

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>Playing Kerrigan for the first time
>mfw she talks
Why does everything she say sound so sexual? Why is everything she says to anyone filled with so much sexual energy

i love valeera

tracer is my most hated hero, blinking piece of shit

but now i can FUCKING FINALLY just sneak up on her, silence her for 2 seconds and shove my elf dick all the way up to my ladyballs in this little PIECE OF DOGSHIT and there is NOTHING she can do about it

feel so good

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>>166527251
>Wanting that traitor over Cairne, the most bro of them all

>>166556727
How so? It wasn't that we were losing, it was more that playing Kerrigan was tough and they felt useless.

>>166564054
>cs to lock her
>varian charge/stun and taunt her
>if she survives for any reason valla use rov on her

best game of my life

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How is your cock quest going?

mine is 3/25.

>>166564043
because some dude at blizz wrote a script and instructed a VA to act it out.

>>166564127
against tracer, i hope

>>166564054
if you weren't bronze she would blink away from your totally 100% invisible shimmer

>>166564134
1/25

going to farm it this weeked on vs ai with my friends

>>166564195
Yes.

>>166564215
yeah because i am so retarded and don't wait for another teammate to distract her and attack when she tries to attack him

basics of the fucking hunt, attack when you know what your target will be doing next

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>>166564043
>mfw that ass and her heels

>>166564043
zerg genes, blame abathur

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>>166564043
>>166564298
>that fat ass and her heels
>that long hair

>>166564090

Cairne is fucking dead dude lol, she killed his ass with some poison bruh

>>166564232
I wish i have friends.

>>166564043

Your queen has needs

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WHERE IS FENIX?

Rexxar Q build pretty strong.

That 13 talent is insane. +100% att speed for 3s after hitting a 5s cd and every Misha attack increases the duration for 0.5s.

Permanent +100% attack speed during teamfights as long as you land q and the build has amazing waveclear too.

>>166564297
well maybe if you were playing at a hypothetical skill level where people are actually half-decent she wouldn't become completely absorbed in her glorious assault and would spot your completely invisible shimmer and blink around anyways

>>166564490
What why would abathur be behind this? Does he have some sort of plan to breed humans and zerg-infected humans?

>>166564643
>Cairne is fucking dead dude
Your point being?

>>166564907
And combine that with the speed boast that Auriel or Morales can give you

That's a fast bear

>>166565165
Never went the 16 talent so far. In my opinion feign and especially intimidation are just so much better most of the time.

You pretty much only go Thrill of the Hunt in games you went Aspect of the Hawk before the patch. That's not a lot of games.

>>166565073

Clearly Magatha is the better tauren because Cairne = ded and she is not

What Valeera builds seem good so far?

>>166565802

All are fine if you build correctly to the enemy comp. Only a few talents are dead picks like expose armor or thr ult upgrades at 20 both are kinda bad.

>200g daily for doing the rooster race
>4 games played, still haven't even seen the event
>apparently can very easily fail it
Did they even test this shit?

>zera
>nova
>samuro
>valeera
>tlv
good luck

>tfw last out of the 5 to pick hero in hl
>tfw the last picker is always stuck with a healer
>tfw decide fuck it and pick an assassin anyway
>we got steamrolled coz we had no heals
>faggot team blamed me
fuck them, if they want a healer then they should pick it, healer is the most boring role to play and i ain't doing that shit

>>166566276
5 games, saw it twice and got it once.

>>166566276
>lose 6 seconds of the 30 you have to do the rooster race just spawning into the game

No, they didn't.

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>>166564490
>maximize breeding potential
>human resistance, unlikely

>>166566481
They're gonna fix it eventually, they're busy feeding Mei a sandwich right now.

>>166564298
>In her succubus skin

>>166566276
>got it just now
>said we won the race
>quest didn't complete
What?

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>>166567806
completing it last second doesnt count

>>166567948
Based Blizzard fucking no skill faggots that can't chose their teammates again, blessed be they!

Why did no one tell me Auriel was so fun?

>>166568110
To protect you from the pain of dealing with people demanding heals when there's no fighting going on.

New Tass would be fun if they would only adjust some numbers

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>>166568110
>QM
>have almost no CC in the team
>mfw enemy auriel picks Resurrect and illidan does whatever he wants
>we lose

>start game
>range indicators on EVERYTHING just gone

>bhb
>I first pick Tychus
>rest of the team picks gazlowe, cho'gall and tassadar
>enemy team is abathur, valeera rehgar, and azmodan
I think that might of been the worst draft I've been apart of yet. Thankfully, it was unranked.

>>166568774
just remove the ult from the game and give it to mercy if she will ever join hots.

Is Chen bugged right now? I tried taking his fire quest, and it wasn't counting when I was hitting enemy heroes. First time playing him though, so maybe I was doing something wrong?

>>166568962

Only counts if they also hit by keg

Is mutilate usable or does the range decrease just make it trash?

>>166569195

Q build is the best performing damage build so yeah

>>166548708
Maybe they're just not racists? smdh

>>166568823
Someone mentioned this already. Scan and Repair your game, should fix that.

>>166569195
Can't dodge as well, but it's the bread and butter for Illidan-esque dance the battlefield builds.

Don't do this on a Nazeebo, seriously.

>>166569535
huh, I thought this was some kind of gameplay fix to make the game require more skill to play. that fucking blows.

Is me or Valeera looks kinda tiny?

>>166570116
She's a slut, of course she's tiny compared to big human cocks.

>>166570201
>of course she's tiny compared to big Orc cocks
Learn your elf

>friend plays stitches for the first time
>picks the globe quest
>constantly complains all game about not getting quest dings when he collects globes
>check his quest progress
>0 globes
Fucking hell, did Blizzard break Stitches again?

>>166569289
>>166569641
Well ive played a fair bit of illidan so i guess ill feel right at home.
Im assuming that build is crip/energy reduction/mutilate/smoke/blind/tea/nightslayer.

>>166570414
Multiple globe quests are broken right now

Skins you want in Heroes of the storm

>>166570341
That's night elves, son.
You learn your elves.

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>>166571237
>El Diablo
>Its diablo as a luchador

>>166571359
Night elves is for orc cock as well

>Cheerleader Kerrigan
http://www.heroesofthedorm.com/

>>166571237
Forest hobo illidan removed and replaced with catform illidan that jumps and swipes at people.

BOOM feral druid is in the game and they didnt even have to bother with making a new hero.
I just need a way to make metamorphosis make sense.

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>>166571596

Since there's going to be at least 3 invisible heroes per team now, who is the best hero to counter them?

And no it's not Tassadar.

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>>166571596
>>166571780
>Cheerleader Kerrigan

>>166571596
>No Coach Abathor
>No Football Butcher

>patch
>Warcraft quest
>play stitches because I feel like being useless
>pick increased health per health globe
>8 minutes in, counter at zero
>actually watch hp as I pick one up
>doesn't count towards the quest
Nice
Anything else fucked up?

>>166571596
>School based skins
>Janitor Leoric coming soon

>>166572167
Same thing for Olaf.
Also, Seasoned Marksman is fucked right now, I think.

>played samuro more than 20 games
>never realized his w can be activated

guess that's why im bronze

>>166571237
>Diablo with a lucha mask and taco sound effects on Apocalypse
>Thrall in a towel and nothing else (his hammer is a shower brush)
>Disco Kael'Thas with a ridiculous white boy 'fro
>actual doctor Nazeebo with stethoscope and scalpel (Gargantuan is dressed like a nurse)
>casual Friday Morales
>Tourist Medivh (his Raven form is a tiny airplane and instead of his staff he uses a camera)
>Janitor Leoric FUCKING WHEN?????
>riot police gear Butcher

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>>166571596
No viewership

Is valeera a whore or a pure virgin? I don't want to spend 15 000 gold on a used up whore since there are plenty of them in the shop for just 4k.

>>166572030
>>166571596
Why is an alien insect queen so sexual?

>>166572961
Kill yourself

>>166572976
b r o o d y

>>166570917

Vigor is usually better, crippling poison can be taken if you plan on solo killing more or if they have something like Azmodan ir Zagara who you want to make sure won't walk away during a gabk. Vigor is best for sustain teamfighting though.

>>166572383

Hit till you crit then mash it again for instant crit again. Burst combo.

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>>166572976
Probably those fat, fat hips

>>166571596
Cheerleader skins when?

>>166573142
But she isn't a broodmother

>>166573810
We all know kinky will be first for Cheerleader

>>166573802
Mods
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>166573802
>skin and blood are green
>glans is pink
fucking ruined t b q h

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>>166572756
>the game that peaks at 20k views on twitch
>facebook exclusive

>>166572961

She was a slave to the orc cock just like Varian and Jaina.

>>166573802
Spoilers never protect and if you delete I can't even take a look, repost you motherfucker.

Where are you leaker kun? I need my fix of non elf goodness

>feeling sexually attracted to fictional video game characters that do in no way exist in real life

>>166574315
>feeling sexual
>feeling at all
Get out normie fucker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>166574315
>feeling

perhaps you're lost

>>166574443
>implying Orcs feel attracted to non-colored elves
Boner for femOrcs, hateboner for night elves.
Get your lore right you cucklord.

>>166573658
Zerg zagara is sexier

>scan and repair game
>range indicators still missing
>scan and repair again
>they're back, but only for 1-2 games, then they're gone again

gj blizz

>>166574663
They rape anything.

Especially the femorcs do.

>>166574443
wait a minute... that orc...
https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/819967266066350081

>>166574186
Jaina was a sex slave? Bullshit she is way too chill for that (pun intended) ex slaves are always edgy cringey attitude shitters

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>>166574674
Give her an appropriate VA and Desert Queen will be the toppest waifu ever

>>166574824
No, they got raped the hardest by Metzen.
Again, get your cuck oogabooga fetish out of here, it's not canon and doesn't make sense. The only cock she ever got was Broll's bearcock and the BHC.

>>166573926
>>166574063
What did I miss what did I miss?

new rexxar is unplayable

>>166574930
youre being memed on

>>166574930
She was a consensual sex slave.
Jaina gets off to the most depraved stuff, she might very well be the biggest whore in this game.

>>166575010
Gross Valeera pron.

>>166575037
Oh, heavens. What did they do to him?

>>166575004
Femorcfu and Nelfu is the purest form of love anon.

And the sweatiest.

>>166575037
So far I find him ok but haven't tried in HL yet.
Q build pretty nice.

>>166575117
>gross
homofags out

>>166575117
put his (1) on his (D), broke Misha's AI and babbified his control scheme, also fucked up his best builds with talent reshuffles

>>166575117
Well the new control scheme is so much worse, but worst of all they somehow made Misha's AI revert back into the stone age

She no longer obeys any commands, leashes back at random, gets stuck in EVERYTHING and is impossible to properly call back to safety instead of just autoattacking shit until she gets picked apart

>>166575117
No more "stay passive" for Misha, and the "1" and "D" got simplified into just "D" to control her

>>166575259
>>166575317
>>166575356
>"1" and "D" got simplified into just "D" to control her
For what fucking purpose? It was fine before.

>>166575441
>shitters whine that Rexxar is too hard to use
>blizzard dumbs him down because "everyone deserves to be able to play every hero"

>>166575356
>>166575317
>>166575259
>controls simplified

Why, though? Was it to make them more easily accessible to the masses, or something? He seems to have found his niche audience.

>>166575245

Questionable quality is all.

>>166575698
They wanted it to be 1 button instead of 2
They even admitted it is a nerf, but it was worth it because blizzard

>>166575837
>"hey Chad, Rexxar isn't currently doing too well in the meta, how bout we do something about it?"
>"sure thing boss, let's nerf him and fuck over Misha's AI"
>"fantastic, totally worth it"

>>166575837
Took a bit of a break. Was he still just being picked to shit on somebody in the solo lane? Figured they would eventually try to make him a little more well-rounded, just not like this.

>>166575548
To be fair they have been pretty okay with releasing relatively difficult/complex Heroes recently.

>>166575216
Futaorc and nelfu is better imo

>>166575245
>calling people who don't want to be cucks homo

>>166573474
That's the exact opposite of what i thought.
Crippling should make it super easy for your team to secure kills.
I know that good feel when im playing a melee and i see someone get clipped by a random jaina spell.

And i never seem to fight long enough to even use thistle tea so im not sure how much of a difference i will notice with vigor.

Do i need the illidan skin to truly see?

>>166576721
>being both a homo AND a cuck

>tfw you fell for the "play tassadar" meme

>>166577187
>you're a bronzie

>It's a team runs in 2v5 all game episode

>>166577678
>it's a [insert hero here] fucks off to attack a fort while your team gets raped 4v5 episode

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>yfw FRESH MEAT

Does Blizzard actually ban people in this game for things other than obvious hacking or severe harassment?

I regularly get people reporting me because I'll AFK in a match if we're way behind and I just don't feel like playing through a stomp, and I'm wondering if I should be worried about getting banned.

>>166577978
Yes.

>>166576775

Basically vigor equals 2 extra Qs in a fight before needing to disengage, which usually means a kill with Q build.

Thistle is fine but only take it if you don't have a use for the Q talent that tier.

>>166577978
Yeah, although I'm sure you could just sit in a lane whacking away at minions and get away with it, unless you're announcing it in chat like an asshole.

>>166577940
>when people venture out to soak an open lane without vision on the butcher mid-late game

Always been curious as to why The Butcher didn't have a dumpster tier winrate.

>>166572383
Sounds like an avarage samuro player to me.

>>166577978
Muted, and thus banned from competitive. If you don't give a fuck about that, they can't do shit. QM, AI, Unranked and Brawl are yours to terrorize.

>>166574969
>all theset plebs fawning over the most humanized version of her
Personally I like insectoid best