DUSGISTING EVENT SKINS EDITION
Previous thread >>166084362
D.va in the skirt
Where do you guys think someone in the room actually spoke up and said "This is a bit too much"?
Epic skin this event, right?
>>166110604
This is not much
Instead of nerfing heroes, they should make other heroes powerful, like symmetra
>>166110598
Is it next week yet.
>>166110463
What the fuck are those skins?
Okay we have 4 rare ones which are Zenyatta, Road, Reinhardt, and Harambe.
Then we have legendary ones, Dva and Mei.
And again, almost 11 months when Blueberry GOT FUCKING NOTHING aside the shitty summer sking and the POTG.
FUCK YOU JEFF YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO HATES WIDOW BUT THIS IS FUCKING ENOUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>166110463
good thread OP
>>166110604
half they time they spout bullshit about not wanting to buff or nerf characters to fast and then turn around and have a short novel worth of patch notes for a single character
welcome to blizzard balancing
Oh boy, i'm glad bloo isn't getting anything this event.
how much are the new skins gonna cost?
>>166110703
the skins in that poster are obviously legendaries you fucking retard
>tfw blizzard will never properly acknowledge the true cause of the tank meta and the real readon why 90% of the cast is completely irrelevant
>>166110664
>Powercreep is great
Making heroes powerful is how we got into this situation with Ana out-pacing every other support and propping up the tank meta.
Lore breadcrumbs given to us by Micheal Chu per twitter. Credit goes to the guy from the last thread who made this. If you have any more, feel free to add. Thank you.
>>166110789
(you)
What did Chu mean by this?This isn't even all of it
>>166110774
>Newfag doesn't know
Some skins in the poster aren't legendaries you newfag brainless chimp, on christmas the poster included legendaries and epic you piece of shit.
If you have no idea of how the events works then shut the fuck up you retard.
>>166110789
>Let's just make one char be able to deny healing for multiple enemies, thats fair!
>>166110803
Then we make assault heroes powerfull enough to kill tanks who play too aggressively.
Assaults are already have downside of having low health
>>166110789
Yes.True cause is nerfing discord orb
>>166110858
>lore through twitter
Truly the 2017 way of storytelling
>>166110463
>year of the rooster
>no ching chong bastion with tiny rooster
c-cant stop wont stop
>>166110760
What would have been a chinese themed skin Widow could have used?Aside from Widow in a cheongsam
Fareeha!
>>166110858
So Mercy will just remain the boring mary sue she is? She's totally white without any signs of black and grey to her personality?
I really hope there is more to her
>>166110947
We already have most powerful politic communicating through it
Nothing wrong in getting lore from it
Friendly reminder getting high stats with less popular heroes matters more than having a really high win ratio
>>166110947
Ever since it was obvious his ship is going to become canon, his twitter is now being used to analyze him. It's a shame he has consistency in what he tweets.
>>166110867
>That "reaper needs love" s76 focus
whoever made that collage has some serious cherrypicking skills.
>>166110947
>the game barely has any lore
>they still have to retcon stuff like the picture in Ana's video because the ages for each character are fucked up
>>166110923
Having 50% Discord orb would be an even bigger buff to tanks wtf anon.
Discord orb was nerfed in the first place because it made non-tanks too easy to kill.
>>166111023
Most likely. She has received a surprising lack of lore. I guess its hard to write. I have no ideas what could make her a more fleshed out character without breaking "pure healer" archetype.
>>166110598
can't wait for this mech recolor with a dress to cost 3k
>>166110981
>spoiler
Damn, anon. You stole my idea.
When did you realize Overwatch was a fun game, but not consistent enough in performance or structured well enough to be enjoyed competitively?
>>166110981
If it's skintight and pencil skirt-like, I'd like it.
>>166110923
Then assault heroes will instantly delete non-tanks. TTKs are short enough in this game.
>Discord orb nerf is why tanks are good
Discord Orb hurts 200 HP heroes more than tanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbDv7imglLI
>>166111023
Of course, he hates when people think his waifu is evil so she will always be good.
>>166110774
The zenyatta is clearly an epic.
>>166110463The nature of Monkey was, irrepressible!
>>166110463
Oh hey. Journey to the West.
Roadhog as Pigsy
Harambe as Sun Wu Kong
Zenyatta as Tripitaka
and Reinhardt as Sandy
>>166111219
>Then assault heroes will instantly delete non-tanks.
>what are tanks for
>>166110952
can't reuse it next year
>>166111134
Tanks are big and easy to hit.
Though i agree, if orbs gave more debuff to targets with high health that would be good
>>166111219
In perfect world tanks protect assault heroes, and are not dealing all the damage by itself
>>166111134
What if the orb was designed to be stronger on characters with larger health, armor, shield pools? So it's a 50% nerf on someone like Roadhog but only 30% on someone like Mei or soldier
>>166110463
im not gonna complain about my boy getting another legendary but genji would have been a way better fit for wu kong
>>166111397
That's getting into MOBA-tier micro-adjustments
"Zenyatta's orb now scales the damage boost based on the total max health pools of the target at a ratio of 1.6"
This isn't fun.
>>166111092
I'm still wondering what Mercy was doing in that group photo at 17. Her bio makes it sound like she didn't get the attention of Overwatch until she was already a top doctor making technological breakthroughs but did she have a connection to Overwatch the entire time?
>>166110463
Are these real? It seems like Roadhog and Zenyatta are getting so many skins compared to almost everyone else.
>>166110865
He's not wrong though. Multiple Tanks will continue to dominate the game because Blizzard is fucking retarded.
>>166111486
>real?
Yes
>disproportionate skins?
Yes
>>166111092
Yeah this, seriously, how messed up is the lore document that they can't keep track of this shit.
>>166111023
Of course. Mercy is nothing more than a conduit for Chu's self insert fantasies. And the only character development she'll ever receive is interacting with Genji in different ways.
What, you didn't expect his perfect angel waifu to be evil did you? You didn't actually expect an interesting character did you?
>>166111397
>>166111467
That and HP isn't clearly indicated on your screen in birds eye view. So it's never going to happen.
Is there something about 2cp that activates the retard in people brains
>>166111187
Well, Overwatch is still quite young. A lot of popular MOBA were a total mess at the start (and most of them still are) with some patches changing almost completely the game.
Also OW is quite ambitious, TF2 had half of the characters and majority of them were more simple. OW is trying to make and fps with a large cast of characters with different roles, abilities and playstyles.
Still, the slow updates and some really shitty decisions make me a bit skeptic, I hope Blizzard will manage to make it way better
>>166111434
>>166111434
>genji
>the japanese ninja
>a better fit for Goku
>who was literally a monkey who raged out
BOGGLIN' MY NOGGIN
>>166111064
The people who made that piece of fan art is a R76 shipper to the highest degree. Every character Reaper hugs he dislikes or is confused except 76. It's a clearly biased piece of art.
>>166111219
Tanks already delete everything else in the game.
>>166111434
I think the joke here with Rein as Xuanzang and Winston as Wukong is the contrast with the actual characters. Rein is bold and boisterous like Wukong whereas Xuanzang is mostly level-headed and the butt of most jokes.
>>166111617
Wouldn't surprise me given what what a meme it is to scream into the mic about how bad 2CP is.
I'm not saying it's good, but it's reasonable to believe the stigma around it causes some people to throw games.
>>166111434
Yeah lets give Monkey king cosmetic to the robotic ghoul ninja instead of the fucking monkey.
>>166111708
>Rein as Xuanzang
He's Sha Wujing
>>166111708
Why do you know so much abou Chink shit?
>>166111676
The PTR changes can't come fast enough.
>>166111649
>TF2 had half of the characters.
What? Are you talking about their loadouts? Cause I'm pretty sure all 9 were there from the start.
>>166111708
Wukong is a trickster in the first place
>>166111708
>>166111783
>>166111787
They're prob chinks
>>166111783
Isn't that Zen?
>>166111819
he means TF2 has half the number of characters as Overwatch
>>166111843
we're all chinks here
>>166110703
>>166110760
It's hard for them to make new Widow skins because they'll have to be sexy due to her nature, and the ideologues will scream misogyny boners
>>166111894
You probably got the monk and the river demon's names mixed up.
Why is bleu so perfect.
>>166111789
Rein is reasonably tough
Winston is squishy enough
A good zarya is insane, I don't know what to do about her
Hog is fine
Basically 90% of the tank meta is dvas fault
>>166111016
Turn on AA, bro.
>>166111486
To be fair, some heroes are just going to be easier to design skins for the less people give a shit about them as characters.
People don't have super strong emotional attachments to Robots, Gorillas, and Pigs so it's easy to go all-out on a cool or silly skin for them
>>166111843We're all chinks now.
>>166111954
stfu about widow
you'll get that french mime skin is spring/summer
>>166111565
Ah, all right.I like most of them, but something about that Roadhog is weirdly terrifying to me.
>>166111843canadian
>>166111989
Yeah, because the tank meta didn't exist before her buffs, right?
>>166111819
Oh sorry, I treated it like a dead game so I used the past "was". What I mean is that from the start and even now TF2 has way less characters than OW, making easier to balance.
>>166111730
This is the main problem with the playerbase desu.
Same as having Hanzo or Widowmaker on your team is a guaranteed loss not because of how unimpactfull those heroes are, but because your entire team is going to spend half the game flaming and the other half throwing it to send a message.
>>166110463
Jan 24 ~ 31
why so short? I'll never be able to grind all 6 legendaries in one week
>>166111794
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death
>>166111989
the problem is that d-va's role is so similar to winstons there'll always be a better one out of the two so when you balance the game around one then buff the other the game gets fucked.
anna isn't helping the tank meta either
>>166112061
Ah okay, sorry, I misunderstood.
>>166112148
Apparently that's just the time for a free trial or something
>>166111989
I don't really know where this meme of Zarya being op is coming from. She's exactly where she needs to be right now. A real threat sure, but not impossible to outplay and easy to wear down.
She's perfectly fine in high ELOs.
Who else playing McCree for God Emperor Trump right now?
Hmmm, Roadhog, Zenyatta and Winston already got a legendary last event
I mean, I get Monkey King Winston is an obvious idea for this event but I wish Symmetra or Widow had gotten something
>>166112148
It's a China free week event
>>166112210
shouldn't you be playing Zarya then?
>>166112170
Ah yeah forgot her, shes the obvious component I left out. What is a good way to fix her? Nerf the grenade like they are now?
>>166112026
t. Meifag
>>166111586
Good, this shows us how overwatch will develop characters. My favorite character is Symmetra and seeing how Michael Chu forgets about her it means she will never be ruined.
>>166112170
Winston's shield needs to get better so he's more disruptive when he drops it into the middle of a team. I want it to last long enough to let DPS move up or let a rein charge get closer in to the enemy front line. Right now it's basically decorative lace.
>zen and hog getting new shit three events in a row
>rein getting his fourth new one
I wonder how they decide these things
>>166111989
>whole s2 was Rein Ana Lucio Hog Zarya and one dps
>omg tank meta is D.Va fault
>>166111984
But Mercy is more perfect
>>166110858
obligatory
>>166112240
>the Russians did Trump
I love this meme, keep it up, I'm proud of you! -Barack Hussein Obama
>euros start waking up
>thread goes to shit
Really makes you think
>>166112054
It's a lot harder to actually use after Hog's nerf. Ana enables it sure, but Hog was the 2nd biggest piece of the puzzle.
>>166112170
Not exactly. DM isn't quite as useful as Winston's barrier when it comes to creating openings for your team. The way I've always seen is that D.Va is really good at any one job she commits to do, which usually falls to one of these two jobs, taking care of the enemy's biggest threat or escorting your team's best.
D.Va is like a small scale, single target Winston.
>>166112428
Torbjorn has a good taste
>>166111586
>tfw really liked the concept of OW
>reminded me of Watchmen with the whole illegal heroes and stuff
>now it's going to be some weebshit with flat stereotypated characters and cringy romance
>>166112393
Rein has so many fucking skins by now
I get that he's probably fun for the artists to design skins for but it's a bit much
>>166112430
how does it feel to be a commiecuck?
>>166112473
He does and so do you.
>>166112458
They should differ D.va and Winston more
D.va should be a defense stalebreaker
Winston should be a backline disruptor
>>166112458
well that was the thing, at release d-va was a high risk high reward version of winston, which meant that for the most part she was worse, all the dva changes so far(including the upcoming ones) remove this feature meaning that there's a huge overlap between the two in terms of basic playstyle.
Monkey King Hero when?
>>166112479
Well I wouldn't say its that bad. But yeah all the stuff about Genji and Hanzo has stood in stark contrast to what Winston, Tracer, S76, and Ana have gotten. Chu admitted that he had to remove stuff from Genji's already bloated backstory.
>>166112479
>now it's going to be some weebshit with flat stereotypated characters
every single character in this game was a stereotype
>McCreamy autists btfo when their shitty waifu hero isn't viable AND doesn't get any new content
I love it
>>166112479
Don't feel too bad. They have ruined the stories already of all their other franchises, so this is no different.
>>166112587
Refreshing. The American left-liberal bourgeoise will finally remember the people they've been exploiting from their coastal urban palaces, and I am so glad to be living in the age of Trump's campaign to restore the American worker to their rightful place in the scheme of things.
it's not Blizzard's fault that these heroes fit thematically much better than the other so they got these skins.
sure you could exchange some but their picks are spot on
they couldn't make a SunWukong Widowmaker skin it wouldn't make senseplus my boy rein got the best skin once again so I can't complain
>>166112732
Yeah, but they put a slight twist on all of them to make them interesting, hinting at something more. But that's all it is, just hints.
D.va likes girls
>give zen and winston elder god tier skins for Christmas
>proceed to give them both a worse skin only a month later
whats the fucking point?
>>166112654
>>166112650
After the PTR changes go live, I think D.Va would actually be better than Winston on defense maps. I guess she could work too on KotH depending on who your team's DPS choices are.
D.Va, as a flanking bruiser, is still better than Winston. Winston only exists to create openings for his teammates. So if your team is either running Symm+Torb on defense or only using a single flanker who needs an escort, then D.va would be the better option over Winston.
I want to make her feel helpless.
>>166112987
some people didn't get the elder god tier skins
plus wukong winston looks like it's on par with yeti
what i will use will depend on the unique voicelines
>>166112963
>>166113039
d.va is a pure and cute girl, delet
>>166113039
She's like, the perfect hero for raping and hatesex. Like, you could do all sorts of depraved shit to her and you wouldn't even feel guilty about it because of what a smug bitch she is.
>>166113153
What about symugra?
games not been out a year its already overly bloated with holiday exclusive skins
when they just gonna add some normal skins and make normal boxes actually worth a damn?
>>166110752
Stop hating on Poo in Loo.
>>166112963
D.Va is probably the one character they won't say anything about sexuality or relationship status. She is quite literally the waifu bait character, and they don't want to fuck that up.
>>166113201
>Roadhog
Lol perfect, also I wanna put my dick in Dva and sombra
>>166113273
I'd loo in her poo
ifyouknowwhatimsayin
>>166113271
That will be very rare because that doesn't bring in the money
>>166113273
Is there a single fanart with her face resembling the original? So ugly manjaw and jewish nose
>>166113271
Never, making exclusive skins sells more lootboxes and everyone already has enough coins to buy any non-event legendary skin they want.
>>166113039
I want to pamper her and make her happy.
>>166110463
Guys do you think Blizzard will be autistic enough to not give genji and hanzo a new skin?
>>166113210
She's a butterface though, I guess she'd work too if you put a bag over her head.
>>166113201
Junkrats a fun guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzB6N-iuHEY
>>166110604
The only really questionable thing here is the range increase on her Photon Projector, and even it's questionable
What isn't in question was that she did need a rework to be viable at all
>QQ d.va is so OP
>QQ d.va is making triple tank meta
>QQ d.va eating all my ults
>ptr nerfs go live
>zarya is back
>graviton everytime
>hook buff
>triple tank still alive with zarya replacing d.va because the real issue is ana not d.va
You know whats happening next don't you? Roadhog mains better lube that butthole cause blizzard is bringing the hammer raw.
Everything can be hacked
>widow complaining that me as lucio is approaching them and killing them too often
>>166113494
lucios who can consistently make widows unhappy are the cream of the Overwatch crop and I love you.
>play comp after 10pm
>everyone is raging hardcore constantly even while winning
>play before 11am
>everyone is nice
Only downside to playing in the morning is you can literally just pull of stealth mechanics like symmetra full team teleports due to how not alert people are.
>>166110463
Wow, these are some butt ugly skins. Also, could Roadhog fucking fuck off already? He's gotten 3 skins in a row.
You are embarrassing Hana, stop looking.
>>166113680
I can't.
>>166113606
What happens from 11am to 10pm
>>166113680
This is a fucking awful picture of Hana "D.Va" Song and you should be ashamed for posting it.
Additionally waifuism is a mental illness. Go outside and build a shed.
>>166113469
https://my.mixtape.moe/qdonrn.webm
This clip has burned itself on my brain when ever I play or see Sombra.
>>166110867
Chu has shit taste, what else is new.
>>166113734
We don't speak about that horrendous time of the day.
>>166110867
Reaper redemption arc, like with all Blizzard villains.
>>166113975
>>166111468
Chu has changed the backstories of the characters from those that are on the website. Heck Mercy was originally 34 but they messed up her age in the Recall short, so they changed it to 37.
>>166114083
Chu needs to be assassinated, he can't keep getting away with ruining lore!!!!!!!
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death!
>>166114024
Wow, great picture. Even the characters fit.
>>166114138
>>166114138
I don't think he is ruining as much as he has set us for false expectations that never will come. But if the next comic is a valentine's comic I am quitting.
>>166113975
He's gonna get redeemedWhen Mercy decides he's outlived his usefulness and sends the nanobots composing his body a kill signal, and he collapses into dust halfway through revealing some shit that Chu didn't feel like actually writing.
>removing any chance of pharmercy cancer
based chu
>>166114325
but anon, all our shipping dreams will b answered in it
you can't quit then
>>166114325
>I don't think he is ruining as much
His existence proves otherwise.
>you will never be hired at blizzard just to write in shitty otps
>>166114416
You are overreacting.
All of the Sombra lore is pretty good.
>>166113385
China and Japan hate each other. Giving Jap characters Chinese skins would be retarded.
>>166114564
>>166114564
>muh boop
that good lore does not make
Actual interesting video about the new skins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBFNnRAfWO4
>>166114409
I can and I will.
Shippers ruined Overwatch.
>>166114529
I would turn Overwatch into fucking soap opera
Mercy would be on new dick every week
>>166114409
We don't need any more shipping bullshit, we need actual fucking plot.
Like it was fine for the Christmas Comic to be all about how Tracer and Emily spending time with Winston because the holiday season is the time of year for that shit but seriously it's time to start answering some god dammed questions.
Hypothesis:
Mercy is going to be the villain because she's the only white person who could be a real villain and Chu isn't racist enough to write a minority as a real human being with flaws.
>amazing new skins
>event only lasting a week
>spent all cash on christmas event
fuck i dont want to buy loot boxes
>>166114564
More questions. And we only get lore if a new character comes out, and then nothing. With us waiting eight fucking months for sombra, is what not worth it.
(Yes I was part of the Sombra ARG).
>>166114630
Infiltraton moved plot farther than every other cinematicThere should be more, I agree with it
>crying about lore when nothing is happening in the story sr the moment
they're probably still writing ghee character arcs. fucks sake it's been a year in canon and only tracer rejoined OW
>>166110867
Their canon reveal is imminent of course.
>>166114692
here ya go anon
>>166114564
>All of the sombra lore
Which is basically nothing though. I mean that's like saying all of the doomfist lore is amazing. We don't know shit.
>>166114663
As long as we would also get to fight her exes in some sort of story coop mission in game, that would be sweet.
>hanzo has a high skill floor to be good with his arrows
>all the brand new shitters only want to play hanzo
someone explain this to me
>>166114741
Event is not one week long.
That's a free trial for china
>>166114689
This so much.
All The Christmas Comic showed us that no one gives a shit about the Recall. Which shows the writers give no shit about the event that started their plot.
>>166114564
Post the better version
>>166114810
I just want to talk about Overwatch :^)
>>166114785
In a way that nothing to do with all other plot so far raised. It was all just to introduce the character.
>>166114692
I like the idea of Mercy being an actual villain that is just playing hero for appearance purposes. Something like Medic where she likes playing god and experimenting on people. Though I wouldn't expect Overwatch to have something nearly as interesting as that happening.
>>166114941
Sure thing anon, I believe you
>>166114932every fucking time you are responding to me with this picture
>>166114857
>hanzo has a high skill floor
Found the silver
>>166114741
>amazing new skins
They're only amazing thing in this is the whole "how could blizzard come up with such disgusting skins".
>>166111092
You need to be fact checked bucko. Good thing I can. This is where the only age problem was.
Blue post.
>>166114692
That would be fun. But's its not going to happen because its interesting and because Mercy is Chu's waifu.
>>166114640
nice video, friend, genuinely enjoyed that
>>166115020Then just save the version that actually has the information outlined you triple nigger
>>166114994
The idea is nice, but Chu et al have no idea how to actually accomplish such without it coming off as some incredibly cheesy shit or being a straight up rip of TF2.
Mercy has the potential to be a really interesting and twisted character, but that won't happen sorry friend.
>>166110463
I'm all for Megazord Reinhardt and Zordon-expy Zenyatta. Those are great.
>>166110598
If they can redesign Reinhardt's armor ever update, I wonder how hard it is for them to actually come up with new mech skins for D.Va?Hanbok D.Va is still pretty cool though.
>lol wat if da nice character wuz EVIL????
You guys are genius writers!
>>166115034
Except that he's right since 99.99% of all Hanzos are complete dog shit.
>>166115136I believe into intellectual potential of owg. They don't need to be spoonfed every time
>>166115156
overwatch's roots are in cheesy shit
>>166115156
All the theories about being evil comes from her conversation with Mei, remarking that she has not aged, implying something is up.
But no, all indication shows they won't make that happen.
I wouldn't mind it, even if it was a rip off of TF2, still love Medic's personality.
>>166115164
Sadly D.Va involves the mecha and pilot. Clearly way too much work, considering this only her second skin even though she's supposedly pretty much the face of the game in korea and one would think giving her skins would bring mad dosh from there.
>>166115256
Overwatch's roots are in solid fundamentals. In both world building and gameplay.
The cheese came on at a later date with all this comic bullshit and short animations desu neko chan.
>>166115234
that's exactly the level of the OW story
>>166115243There are plenty of people who don't realize Portero and Brigitte are in there. It's important information.
>>166114857
maximum immediate reward for doing nothing but cornerhumping while spamming arrows
hes not punished for missing at all, there is no little indicator that pops up and tells hanzo players "you are playing a character that cant last hit the tracer destroying our backline and therefore are the reason we are losing", all they get is "+100 u dun it" every time someone is unlucky enough to walk into one of his arrows so they think theyre contributing something
same with junkrat, its a passive means of damage that doesnt actually require them to learn how to play
>>166115243
>they don't need to be spoonfed
Well that's too bad
>>166115234
>characters are only nice or evil
>da white wommyn wid da blond hur mus be NICE!
*giggles*
>>166115324
>In both world building
It's just terminator but we win
>>166115289
Well that is 1.75 skins every time they update her and Blizzard seems unwilling, or unable to change the mech and leave D.Va in a zero suit for instance.
how can you guys care about the lore so much, knowing it's just some random asian dude who makes this stuff up as he goes?
just play the game and shoot others in the head ffs.
>>166115324
>setting inspired by comics
>not cheesy
They even admitted pharah was supposed to be a 'captain america' type caracter
>>166115324
Did the writing staff change or are they a one-trick pony? I know that Chris Metzen left, but I don't think that would have much impact.
>>166114083
Sounds about right. Reinhardt's bio says Overwatch was founded more than thirty years ago but then Chu comes out and says the Omnic Crisis was only around 25 years before the game.
Chu will confirm 76xD.va, just you wait
>>166115441
And you're just a successful being but not successful
>>166115498
They're a one-trick pony
>>166115487
Her being a captain america character isn't cheesy though, please go back and fundamentally understand what cheesy even means in the context of characters and setting.
>>166115289
I'd be happy if they let us have a separate option for mech and pilot D.Va skins. So you could mix and match and they could split it up when they make skins for her to lessen the load.
>>166115483
I'm bored with complaining about matches that always have three or four tanks so I might as well complain about something else even if it doesn't have any impact on the game.
>>166115537
>his girlfriend (in his mind) is getting railed by the big white man
cucked even in his own universe
>>166115483
>lore doesn't matter just play game
Bitch, they are releasing comics. They want to tell a story and we want to read it. Sorry that we can actually get invested in a game and its story.
>>166115636
I don't find the characters or story interesting enough to get to the point of complaining about it. Game balance is retarded though.
>>166115537
I would be ok with that.
>>166115509
I did not know about this inconsistency. Thanks for telling me.
>>166115324
All of this, I cannot rewatch the shorts without seeing how cheesy they are.
>>166115537
Morrison is busy with his autistic war against crime to be interested with women
>>166115483
>I want the general to talk about only what I'm interested in
Jesus fuck you babies are in every thread pushing this "game's can have stories"agenda. Go cry about it in /v/.
>>166115765
>>166115483
>>166115760
You and the majority of the forums and reddit. All they bitch about is how their fav character isn't buffed and all others nerfed and their stupid highlights.
This is the only place that actually cares a little about the lore.
>>166115765
Only if 76 suddenly becomes so submissive he's practically out of character completely.
French mime skin when?
>tfw no blue love for skins
Why is ranked so filled with entitled pieces of shits who start trollpicking the moment they don't get their will through in manner of meta picks or something else?
>>166114564
>Overwatch
>lore
Pick one
>>166116135
Men are easily manipulated
>s76 and d.va
this is wrong
>>166116509
but oh so tempting
Are the comics' story any good? The Reinhardt one was fun
>>166116190
summer probably
that seems to be nationalism event
>>166116429
I guess, if you're like in high school and its your first go at pussy.
>>166115405
>>166114857
new players latch on to Hanzo. Widow, Genji because they look cool from a traditional sense instead of being ironically appealing like most of the rest of the cast.
Once they start to spend some time with the game they start to understand that the more ironic characters are actually more interesting, unless they are complete weebs that get off on the that totally false feeling of contributing without having to actually take part in the fight that is, then they will main him forever.
>>166116570
>>166116612
It was alright, would be nice to have more fun adventures with the crew in the future
>>166116685
>Reinhardt
>Pharah
>ironically cool
>not just plain cool
I CANT FUCKING LEAD MY SHOTS WITH UNSCOPED ANA FUCK 50% accuracy on that shit
>>166116612
/co/ here. They are all okay. Just that okay. The best one was the Junkrat and Roadhog one because it followed their antics. But otherwise they are purely average.
Comparing them to the TF2 comics they lack the good writing, appreciation of fan theories, and humor.
>>166116612
>Good
Old Soldiers
McCree's
Ana's
Reinhardt's
Hog and Junk's
Pharah's
>Shit
Reflections
Torb's
Symmetra's
Right now the lore is all over the place. You won't get the jist of it just reading the comics. It's spread all around. Not even the wiki really gets it right. Its filled with misinterpretations too.
>>166116612
They seriously need to hire better artist for comics though
>>166116724
>>166116685
>Hanzo
>Widow
>Genji
>cool
>>166110703
I actually kinda like the Journey to the West skins they are all getting.
It's nice.
>>166116856
Was I the only that noticed that the artists can't keep track of the character design. In Symmetra's she constantly switches between having a prosthetic or not.
>>166116794
>appreciation of fan theories
this should not be encouraged
>>166116793
If they're that far, why not quickly scope?
>>166117006
If they do it like TF2 does then yes. Never confirm them, just play around with the idea and use them to make interesting story ideas.
For example the theory about mercy being evil, not making her evil, but people in the lore not trusting her because she seems too good.
>>166116838
>Pharah's
That reminds me, it was neat seeing their omnic member suicide before he could be taken over.
>>166116794
I don't really like direction which TF2 took after appearing of Grey Mann.
Also there is too much jokes, which are not always good. Those thing are funny in moderation
>>166116793
use the outer tips of your crosshair
>>166116794
>Appreciation of fan theories
>Throw in some pharmercy crap because fans "theorize" it.
How about no.
>>166117125
Oh yeah, but then they completely forgot about him after that. The writers don't seem to care too much for the omnics either.
>>166117128
True, they go overboard, especially with the latest issue. But some humor is better then being completely flat the entire time, which is why I like the junker comic.
>>166116936
Well, that's exactly my point there genius.
Anyyone that has played the game for a while knows they are actually the least cool of the entire cast.
>>166117249
>Oh yeah, but then they completely forgot about him after that. The writers don't seem to care too much for the omnics either.
No, that was actually a case of good writing. There are causalities in war. They lost men and omnics in that incursion. The fact they didn't go out on a monologue about all the injustice of it and heartache shows that they at least have written soldiers, in combat, with decent respect to the fact that the mission comes first, then you mourn the dead.
>>166117249
Early TF2 was more elegant with humor
I agree, Overwatch needs more jokes in the comics
>>166117178
That's not how you properly appreciate fan theories. A better utilization of appreciating the pharmercy fan theory would be to have the comic literally set in a pharmacy with mercy killing genjoo.
>>166117308
You were saying they looked cool from a traditional sense, but they don't. Even their character designs are pretty lame.
So Jeff is a melee brawler with a hot water ult?
Would it be a good team comp to have 5 tanks and a mercy?
Would you win games with that?
>>166117437
>needs more jokes in the comics
The community does plenty of that with memes and Blizzard poking fun at themselves about the non-canon interactions of characters in the game taking points and moving payloads. The tone of the story is perfectly fine. It should focus on character development, which now there is still a lack of.
>>166116429
>that figure
hngggggggggg
Post high level pro plays
>>166116685
Fact is that even if I'm an high Diamond Zarya main I still dream to become a Genji or Widow main and do those sick playz you often see with them.
They are fun characters that play lonely respect to other heroes, they also require high skills so is more rewarding getting an headshot with Widow compared to Roadhog's hook.
It happens in a lot of online multiplayer games, people want to show their skills stomping other players and getting tons of kills is the most flashy method even if a lot of times is not the most effective
>>166117627
World tournament was fun
>>166117437
I think that's my biggest problem with Overwatch storywise. It tries to play itself too straight in a world with a talking monkey and Buddhist robots. They should loosen up a bit and just let the characters be fun.
It just feels like an old saturday morning 80s cartoon of good vs evil, but without any of the charm.
>>166117587
No because once the healer dies you lose
That's why symmetra with only 1 healer is never acceptable yet people do it
viewers cant hear my team's voice chat when I stream on twitch, why is that?
also xbox one
>>166117564
His ult is making the enemy team suck on his Lijiang Tower.
>>166117779
So the hot water is E or rightclick? I feel like his shift is a gap closer.
>>166110463
Rein looks like Mazinger.
>>166117737
That was great to watch live
Not to mention Miro's Winston giving Russia a good dicking
>>166117779
>tfw will never get to lick his lijiang tower
>>166117761
why would you want them to anyways
>>166117761
Is this bait? This seems like bait.
Did anyone else get disconnected in europe a moment ago
>>166117761
theres no way to record ingame voice on xbox. shoulda got a pc
>>166110664
Only if it's all at once. If not, it just gets retarded.
>>166117752
Symm + 2 Tanks + 1 dps + 2 healers.
OR:
Symm w' shield generator + 1 healer + 3 tanks × 1 dps.
>>166117990
streaming to a single friend
would be nice and entertaining to hear teammates flaming
>>166118064
no
>>166113452
>D.va unplayable due to being weak and Zarya in every game
>nerf Zarya
>buff D.va
>realize they fucked up
>nerf D.va again
>meanwhile Zarya stayed and still will be OP
>>166117398
I know, but all Omnics tend to be forgotten. Like the Omnic in S76's short, disappears after he isn't needed to fell sorry about. Or how Mondatta is not developed beyond being a martyr. Just saying, Omnic characters for being so central to the plot get shit for development.
>>166117603
Agree more character development should come in first of all. And yeah my hate for the reddit humor does make me hope that is not the humor they should use.
>>166117738
Pretty much this relating to the above. They play fun with the tone in the game but then get suddenly really serious in the comic and shorts.
There are moments to be serious, but have only serious moments and the characters come of as flat and boring. They could stand to add a little joke or two in the comics or shorts.
>>166117761
i lied you could get a capture card then stream through obs but other than that there's no way
>>166110906
>if it happened once it'll happen forever
Not all of the skins look legendary, but your logic is retarded.
>>166110463
>All the hero's get Chinese voice lines
Fuck this pandering
>>166110981
I want her to wear this
>>166118358
War is already over and all the omnics we currently have in game are peaceful omnics like Zenn and Bastion.
Maybe once an Omnic villian or a PvE Omnic invasion event is introduced we'll actually get some development on the omnic story.
>>166118432
alright
Sombra
>>166118473
>All the hero's get Chinese voice lines
what
>>166116768
At this rate I'd settle for anything to move the plot forward. Something like Tracer meeting up with McCree in that coffee shop to try and convince him to come back into the fold, Winston dealing with more of Talons attempts at fucking with his lab, 76 and Ana pulling a job together, anything but more backstory on characters we already know pretty well.
>>166118543
The first crisis is over, the 2nd one is only really in Russia
>>166118569
just get a blackmagic intensity pro and put in a pc
>>166118592
that's pretty spooky
>>166111989
Zarya needs her DPS lowered by at least 30%.
Snipers
>>166118823
WIDOWMAKER PLEASES OLD ARCHERS FOR FREE
>>166118543
We need some kind of Omnic that actually displays some negative traits. All the omnics we have right are all good, making them feel more like caricatures rather than a group.
>>166118616
That's what I think everyone is afraid of. All plot progression has only come through the addition of Ana and Sombra, everything else we got was either introductions or just having fun (halloween and winter). If the rate at which the characters are made stays true, we will only get any plot progression every 3 months.
>>166118823
>no ana
>>166118902
>>166118823
>>166118967
lets fuse them
>>166118934
I bet the DoomFist will be an evil Omnic
>need to go to the store to get more mountain dew and cheetos
>go down to the garage
>your car isn't there
>this is sitting in your space
what do you do?
>>166118967
Useless snipers only.
>>166118358
>I know, but all Omnics tend to be forgotten. Like the Omnic in S76's short, disappears after he isn't needed to fell sorry about. Or how Mondatta is not developed beyond being a martyr. Just saying, Omnic characters for being so central to the plot get shit for development.
They get plenty. What you just listed is tons. Along with pieces of lore in the maps themselves on Omnic/Human relations. King's Row having tons. Hell the point of that map is moving a bomb down into the underground to commit mass genocide.
They don't need to lay it on any thicker than they have already. The fact you think there needs to be more baffles me.
>>166117249
My only problem with the Junker comic was the art, since I feel like something sketchier and less soft would've been more fitting. I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to do whatever faux-watercolor style they chose, but it looks like we're seeing the whole thing through a layer of Vaseline.
>>166118997
>tfw no fusion character in game
Am I the only person in the world who has never heard of Journey to the West? I feel like a fucking idiot because everyone is excited for these skins and I'm not because I have no attachment to the characters they represent.
>>166119107
I ask if I can peek under the hood of her mech
>>166118358
I actually find the story of Overwatch quite cool. The focus on the old regretful veterans is always fresh to see and the large cast of variegated characters can have interesting interactions. To me OW's lore have a lot of potential, too bad they are too fucking slow with the updates. A fucking year and we have almost nothing, all the characters except few have still to be fleshed out and the real plot hasn't even started yet.
>>166117460
You are far gone down the rabbit hole to see clearly then.
You honestly shound like somebody from /a/ that has to have irony on top of their fan service on top of their ironic irony hidden behind fan service that is ironic but really isn't because it's actually ironic and if its not then it's complete shit.
>>166119190
>tfw actually liked this comic
Need more kung fu bot
>>166119208
It's a very influential book, especially at the east
>>166119208
No not the only person but how you managed to avoid one of the most popular works of fiction is a mystery
>>166119208
Journey to the West is about the Monkey King Sun Wukong and his friends.
Japanese people call him Son Goku. If you've heard of DBZ's Goku and the saiyans, that's where the idea came from. Down to the tailed humans and the becoming a giant rage monkey.
>>166119120
My complaint isn't about the number of omnics, its about the depth of their characters, they are all completely paper-thin, we don't even know what makes an omnic and omnic and not a robot. They are all just cardboard cutouts right now to fill the background.
>>166119065
That would be neat. But again we have no indication of what he will be, so I don't like speculating about it.
>>166111989
Another problem is most of the tanks all counter each
Hog can hook out any tank from their teammates, making their large healthpool worthless when surrounded by 6 enemies
He also has insane DPS that can blooter other tanks and Rein's sheild
Rein stops hooks and Zarya does a similar job to an extent
D.va's only proper counters are Zarya and Mei, and can destroy Hog if she gets in his face
D.va also gives the one tank-shredder a hard time
Winston is practically unplayable in a tank meta, can't kill any of the tanks, and even has bother killing Ana because she's ridiculous
>>166119107
Wonder why a suicidal D.va who is pulling the trigger in her face is in my garage. Also I have no garage
>>166117178
>>166117116
The block of ice was crackling signalling the release a fleshy chinese thicc from her frozen cocoon.
Reinhardt had an idea, even though it was in the heat of battle it made, it all the more exciting to him.
He released the locks on his Crusader armor's codpiece and as he heard the 'pop' of Mei's cryofreeze ending, he charged.
Thrusters on his back propelling him at rocket speeds. Mei's eyes widen. "Qǐlái ba!" She shoots up an ice wall. shocked to see Rein on her side still rocketing toward her.
She had overshot, and Reinhardt's resolve had doubled. Right before impact Reinhardt thrusts his crotch forward, his enormous erection like a fat pink jousting lance.
Mei's irises shrink as her face contorts to abject fear. In milliseconds her doughy fleshy body is flattened to a concrete wall. Rein's massive erection met it's mark with impeccable precision, His rock hard cock tore through Mei's JC Penny leggings as well a her vaginal walls. Reinhardt also instantly came with the force of a thousand suns, spurts of cum and blood coming from Mei's nose and mouth for they had no other avenues of escape.
He stepped back as Mei's lifeless body ragdolls to the ground. "Catch phrase!!" boasts Rein, as he walks back to his teammates on the payload.
can my fanfiction be canon!?
>>166112858
>>166112587
>>166112240
>>166112210
>>166112430
Holy fuck, both of you, go back to /v/
>>166119405
>he doesnt have a garage
>>166119190
>one of the few non-cringy OW related comics
And of course it's about my boy Zenyatta
>>166119208
no, i just found out about it's existence from your post.
>>166119107
Dude, where's my car?
>>166119190
Great comic. I am so happy that the fan community when can really make some quality content. I don't think I would mind if this became canon.
>>166119290
Hey, its good. And more kung fu bots makes everything better.
>>166119278
This is how a lot of people are feeling right now, at least those who actually care about the lore. It really seems like the story is enslaved to the game, where it will probably never be its own thing.
>>166110598
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER SHINS
>>166119498
How about you go back to r eddit, you troll? Nobody was responding to them for hours and then you come a long
>>166119381
Sun Wukong is a great character
>Sun Wukong later single-handedly defeats the Army of Heaven's 100,000 celestial warriors, all 28 constellations, four heavenly kings, and Nezha, and proves himself equal to the best of Heaven's generals, Erlang Shen. Eventually, through the teamwork of Taoist and Buddhist forces, including the efforts from some of the greatest deities, and then finally by the Bodhisattva of mercy, Guanyin, Sun Wukong is captured. After several failed attempts at execution, Sun Wukong is locked into Laozi's eight-way trigram Crucible to be distilled into an elixir (so that Laozi could regain his pills of longevity) by samadhi fires. After 49 days, however, when the cauldron is opened, Sun Wukong jumps out, even stronger. He is now able to recognize evil with huǒyǎn-jīnjīng (火眼金睛) (lit. "golden-gaze fiery-eyes"), an eye condition that also gives him a weakness to smoke, and proceeds to destroy Heaven's remaining forces.
D.Va with short hair like this when?
>>166119391
>depth of their characters, they are all completely paper-thin, we don't even know what makes an omnic and omnic and not a robot.
We've been over this in the lore. We have a short devoted to it. Genji's entire arc is devoted to this. God damn anon. There is plenty. The complaint should be: Is there too much?
>>166119290
>>166119659
>>166119987
girls with short hair are trash
TRASH
R
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S
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>>166119107
HERE IN MY GARAGE
>No Limits Volskaya Offense
>No one's stacking
>Pick Pharah because I'm shit with her
>Deathless win in one minute and thirty seconds against two Sym and two Widow
>Get POTGthat was a shit potg that should have been that flawless advance on the first point
What the fuck, I guess I like Pharah now.If only she was as cute and chuuni ingame as she is in the art, the sprays, and everything.
>>166120145
Fuck off weeb
>>166120128
kys
>>166119994
Did I miss a short? Which one are you talking about? Genji's arc is completely different from the omnic one. I agree, we have too much focus on the omnics, but the stuff we get doesn't focus on anything important, just their positions as discriminated against. I would be happy with a single text blog that explains stuff about them, if they even feel emotions.
Overall we just need more lore from everything.
>>166119998
Yay, thank you.
>>166118539
Good taste
THICC
>>166119987
Heh, at least is better than the shitty Junker's boy haricut
>>166120128
fuck you my dude
>>166120307
Doomfist should be an omnic nationalist
Why is he so edgy /owg/?
FUCK OMNICS
>>166120128
faggot
>>166120128
fuck you dode
>>166120451
He's constantly dying over and over feeling the pain each time and there's nothing he can do about it
>Lose
>get the most kills as Reinhardt but no cards
>our Junkrat got barely any kills but got the most damage card by shooting the enemy Reinhardt shield
>He talks shit about how awful we all are
When is Blizzard going to change this terrible card system?
>>166120501
>t. zarya
I need those funny PINNED images. please and thank you
>>166120628
I'd like to know the priority for what gets shown. Sometimes you could have four gold medals but the card will just be for objective kills and things like that. I even got a card for environmental cards as Roadhog for pulling just three people to their deaths on Lijiang and I'm sure I've done more than that in a game with no card.
>>166120628
Why can't they display all the medals each character received?
>>166120540
Where's his penis
>that feel when forced to play rein as a dps player
>in fucking grandmaster elo
>all my teammates are retarded
>win anyways
>Last game to masters
>Play support
>Team is 4 dps and Zarya
>just walks inside the upper room of Niggerrobottown and gets hanzo arrowed again and again
>Can't even take first point
>They all instantly start flaming each other and pick 5 dps on defense
>Enemy team just sort of casually walks in and kills everyone and takes the point in under 40 seconds
I don't know why weekends bring out these sort of people regardless of rank. I'm not mad I'm just shocked that was probably the worst ranked game I've ever played.
>>166120761
No penis
just some assets
>>166120769
i don't get when people say they are forced to play rein. he's fun as fuck and arguably the most useful character in the game.
>>166120540
is that a girl (male) like tracer?
>>166120307
Bastion's short.
Chu confirmed that omnics feel a full range of emotions and even identify genders.
>>166120540
who's this semen demon?
>>166120769
now say after me
Thanks Ana!
>>166111248
does anyone actually enjoy these videos?
>>166120993
everyone knows Ana is behind 90% of all potgs
no need to thank her
she's aware
>>166120897
a lot of pressure, boring, and infuriating if your team doesn't STAY BEHIND THE SHIELD
>>166120628
>Lose
>Be Reinhardt
>Get a "4 gold medals 4 total medals earned" card
>>166120451
>meet guy
>trust guy
>fight for your life with guy
>grow attached to guy
>trust him more
>fuck guy
>win war with guy
>guy steals your position
>try to hate guy
>can't
>20 years later
>guy never understands your position and is fucking up what you built
>start a revolt against guy and force him to step down
>guy fights you instead
>fight causes explosion
>guy leaves you for dead
>you get experimented on
>guy never came to save you
>turned into a monster
>guy only just wants to kill you more
>but not if I kill him first
>>166120993
i was duoing with ana
i expected nothing less, that's just very basic things an actual gm player should do.
>>166120628
>>166121149
medals are such a crutch, you can have gold damage/healing but still be contributing shit
>>166121167
bit gay
>>166120968
makenna blue
>tfw regret not getting gold widow gun skin so i can look like an ebin mainer in comp despite never having played her
>>166121216
true, but still means the lack of efforts your team puts into the game
>>166121097
how is he boring?
maybe because i lack mechanical skill and i'm playing at high diamond low masters sr not gm like you but he's the most exciting and rewarding hero for me by far
>>166121251
>bit gay
No, his entrance into that Halloween party was a bit gay though.
>>166119685
no u
>>166121281
God bless you anon
>>166120628
>Get three/four gold medals
>Get a card
>It's just for damage done
Thanks
>>166121490
He's a guy with a hammer in a fps, of course he's boring as hell. As you said he doesn't require mechanical skills and majority of times you should just keep you shield up doing nothing
Which girl has the best pussybones?
Possibly the best event skins yet
SO are we gonna get another brawl like the halloween event?
Mei narrating the adventures of sun wukong and friends?
>>166121728
found the slant eye
>any map, any role
>our team picks hanzo, junkrat, reaper, dva and hog -- I fill with ana
>they start arguing
>"guys 2/2/2", "ofc hanzo gg". "we need rein", etc
>no switches, no coordination
>i need healing i need healing i need healing
>defeat
Someone change the fucking channel already, this episode never ends.
>>166121674
Hana for sure
>>166120628
>it's another episode of Genji gets a card for deflecting two shots
>it's another episode of Torbjorn getting a card for turret kills even if you killed double the shit than him
>>166121524
Something something Motherfucking Jojo reference something
>>166121817
After that snowball one it would be nice to have something decent
>>166111248
>if you wrestle with Jeff
>prepare for DEATH
this one got me to chuckle a few times
>>166121842
cuck detected
>>166121674
>>166121490
you're not replying to me but here's my take on rein
he's extremely immobile, short ranged, slow paced (compared to other heroes). he doesn't fit my style.
i grew up on quake and other arena shooters, i'm most comfortable when im constantly moving and shooting at something, that's why i love heroes like pharah, tracer and 76.
>>166121728
Until we get the Summer Fun skins.
>>166121674
Tracer's the fittest and slimmest.
>>166121216
I mostly agree, especially gold damage is a shit stat.
But if you get gold elims AND gold objective kills I believe you are contributing to the team in a good way.
But I will say it again and again to any shitstain that brings it up....Get the fuck outta here with your "gold damage" and kill yourself.
>>166110463
is there a /owg/ discord or something? I want to find a group to climb comp with since solo queu is absolute cancer
>>166121728
They are just barely better than Summer event but still a shitty mess.
Halloween>Christmas>Chink stuff>Summershit
>>166121950
>tfw these will never actually be skins
it's sad that the only game who actually released fun skins like that was a shitty moba named smite
>>166121950
disgusting
>>166119987
Go fuck yourself, all her current legos are already ruined thanks to that shit. Hopefully the new one will keep it long.
“Daddy.” The unexpected term threw 76 out of his customary “Ignore small talk after a mission” strategy. He turned his head to look at the source. “…What?”
The source was the Korean girl in the skintight suit, bending over to put her gun in a bag and the rare view of the battle suit clinging to her cute little behind. Soldier shook his head, trying to clear such obscene thoughts from his head before the younger girl turned to face him.
“I said, “You were looking clean out there, daddy.”” Dva repeated, giggling.
“Daddy.” 76 repeated, blatantly confused even through the muffle of his mask. “Why are you calling me…”
“I’m not calling you daddy.” Dva clarified, closing the distance between them. “A daddy. It’s like, a hot older guy.”
76 could feel himself blushing. Thankfully this was covered by his mask. “Don’t call me that.”
Dva giggled at the deadpanned response. “I’m just saying, you’re not out of the game yet.” She drew even closer, looking up at the stalwart soldier and pressing her small frame into his.. “Daddy” is in. A lot of girls could do with a guy like you..” She reached out and put a hand on his chest, leaning closer. “Especially the younger ones..”
“Don’t touch me.” He grunted, stepping away. Dva could tell he was interested though, and thus part 1 of her plan was done. “I’m just saying, you don’t have to be alone forever.”
She turned, and Soldier against her better judgement had eyes trained on her ass as soon as he did. “Think about it, she said before walking around the corner.
>>166119190
I fucking love this comic
>>166122078
Chinese>Halloween>summer>xmas
>>166122015
>that female Omnic
I want to fug some cold steel
>>166122119
LoL also has a bunch of them. More than Smite
Dude no matter how hard I try, I can't even win quickplay games.
Like, I put on my tryhard booty shorts and play things like Reinhardt and Lucio but in the end it doesn't even matter. This entire morning I've been playing nonstop and I've yet to win a single game.
Wrong
>>166111039
No it isnt? People like you are why every comp game i play we lose cuz we have some fucker who INSISTS on playing symetra or winston
>>166121950
We need a new male hero already. Gotta expand that porn.
>>166119107
Probably wonder why there's a fucking nuclear bomb mech in my fucking house
>>166122232
I am tentatively aroused
>>166122352
Both of these characters require a good team to reach their true potential, and that's not a thing you'll find on quick play for multiple reasons
Whny would you even care about your qp win rate?
>>166122232
Stop before you go too far.
>>166121950
>there will never be a swimsuit event
JUST
>>166122062
>tfw solo queued from gold to diamond
Don't know how I managed it but I've made it to the almost big leagues
>>166122352
why are you trying to win quick play?
just pick a random hero you like playing and shoot retards, that's what qp is for
>>166119208
It's probably one of the most well known stories to come out of China.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr5ZWYRaAyw
Apart form DBZ there's also an old cult Japanese TV show known as Monkey (Saiyūki) but I don't think it showed in the states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
If you didn't know you didn't know anon. I'm atually quite hopeful for this event now.
>>166122580
>tfw nearly done the same but from silver to diamond
In plat and I just got tired of the grind so I'm taking a break.
>>166122078
>Xmas over anything
Nutcracker and Yeti were nice but everything else sucked balls
>>166110463
>seemingly 6 legendaries
Damn. I'm sure there's gonna be some purples though. So, here's hoping we get some cool ones
>>166120769
you need to learn how to toggle your dpi so you can go maximum beyblade if you ever want to be a GM reinhardt.
>tfw no milf heroes yet
>>166122512
>>166122642
I like to at least win one a day. The fact that I can't even do that shows how much my skills deteriorated the more I played.
>6 legendary skins
>one week
Get your credit cards out.
>>166122707
And the WM intro. But yeah, xmas event was meh, crowned by the shitty brawl. The maps were nice i guess. Halloween was best so far.
>>166122962
>one week
That's for the chinese free week
>>166122895
We've had some DLC since launch, anon.
>>166122860
hahah, i actually do have the toggle
800 - 1600 - 6000 DPI
800 for browsing
1600 for games
6000 for spinning as rein and roadhog while healing so i dont get headshot
>>166120769
>>166122642
you're contradicting yourself.
>>166122895
But there is one.
>>166122962
The one week thing is just some free login campaign shit in China.
>>166122580
>>166122704
i went from 500 to 2600 with symmetra only
>>166122704
I was stuck for about a month in plat. I was stuck in the cycle of win one, lose one. Didn't think I'd ever make it out
>>166122919
just don't play to win. you will get frustrated and play like absolute shit plus make yourself a laughing stock because youre frustrated over quick play of all things
just relax and pick whatever you love playing, let it be widow/hanzo faggotry or GOD FORBID genji. or just road to hook shit etc...
whatever you enjoy playing.
>>166123097
>rein webm
>comp
>guy's post
>quick play
not sure if you're baiting me or you're just dumb
>>166123071
>>166123109
If only that was her default look instead of a skin
>>166122989
I did like the maps. I miss snowy Hanamura. I get the feeling this event won't have any special maps or a brawl
>>166122962
Come at me blizzard.
>>166110598
I'M GOING TO MAIN MUPPET D.VA
>>166123083
>6000 for spinning
now this is podracing
>>166123139
Riding on her buffs is pretty boring though. I rose from 1500 to 2850 with Ana, Pharah, and Hog
>>166123209
You have to win so many damn times. Over and over. It got grueling.
>>166123097
I'm fairly sure that rein weebm is from competitive.
>>166123328
this
DLC usually refers to separate, optional additions to the game, and typically does not include mandatory patches, no matter how substantial
>>166123410
buying the 6 legendaries will wipe out 18k credits alone
>>166116190
When will they change her weapon to a baguette and her ult to surrender
>>166123451
>Riding on her buffs is pretty boring though
unfortunately this game is so shallow that anything that isnt the best is shit and there is no middle ground
>>166123410
already paid double in advance. good goy. you sure showed them.
>>166123139
>500 to 2600
how did you even place in 500?
do you have a gnarled hand or have to push your mouse around with your chin?
Say something nice about this soon to be canon couple.
>>166123597
Considering the amount of loot boxes blizzard gives now you'd have to have some shitty luck to have to buy all 6
>>166123687
But that's not true, this game is way more balanced than others and if you look at some pro plays you can find some strange picks like Bastion or Pharah working sometimes. But autists here refers only to championship tier games
>>166123829
It presents a slim chance for more Pharah art that doesn't fucking have Mercy so I'm okay with it.
>>166123776
>implying i ever bought boxes
>>166123827
i was placed in 1500 last season
also i mained sombra during placement
>>166123829
what use is a sweater to a cyborg, especially on top of his armor?
Jewish hero when?
Ultimate charge needs to be reduced by 50%. And yes I know that it's been nerfed once, it needs to be nerfed again and made baseline speed for all characters. Tired of hearing ten people screaming their ult lines every four seconds and all progress destroyed because someone with a really powerful ult who used their ult thirty seconds ago has it again. Ults should be panic buttons and strategic maneuvers, not spammable super attacks.
>>166123858
You mean 3 every week?
Also I opened more than 50 boxes during the winter event and got only 2 event legendaries.
>>166123661
>Still no casual clothes skins
Bliz what the heck
Does anyone get anything good from the arcade loot boxes? Everything I get is just sprays and player icons
>>166123935
while solo pharah is really nice, i still ship /phargency/
FFM is the best
>>166124132
I think the best thing I've ever gotten from them is epic currency.
>>166115537
good
>>166123829
Hey anon that's my line!
>>166124132
>new account
>level 24
>highest number of unlocks I have for any hero is 14
>getting two duplicates in every box
No. Nothing good.
>>166123829
Thanks for triggering pharmercy fags. I support this couple
Say something nice about this soon to be canon couple.
>>166124817
HOG/MERCY OTP
>>166110463
>Love
>D.Va
>>166124817
Very cute and I'm glad Junkrat gets a mom.
>>166124817
Hey anon that's my line! Please refrain from bullying me before I call the cops!
>>166124817
If we're just going to collapse into shilling ships, you might at least push the best pairing.
>>166124958
>>166124958
Kind of looks like she's squeezing a lemon over his wound.
That's a dick move, Zeigler.
>get a potg with lucio
>its just me assisting a Reinhardt with two pins and solo killing a McCree
Say something nice about this soon to be canon one night stand
>>166123829
I like this couple almost soley because of how much it triggers Pharmercy shitters.
>>166110463
STOP MAKING GOOD ZEN SKINS
I ALREADY HAVE TROUBLE DECIDING WHETHER I WANT TO CONTINUE USING DEEZ NUTS OUT OF SEASON
>>166125249
He's lucky, Sombra is pure sex.
>>166125249
Calaveras is a known hangout of all sorts of lawless folk
>>166113039
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/979791/000468e197/
Like this?
>>166122504
>>166122529
>Stop before you go too far.
Too late for that...
Soldier didn’t see Dva again until later that night. He had been walking in from the shooting range after some late night training, gun slung over his shoulder as he he sat down in the break room on a couch, letting out a sigh. A distinctly unnatural sounding sigh made him notice there was someone else in the room. Soldier’s brain, of course, focused on a pair black socks partially covering two bare, smooth little legs first before travelling up to where a pair black panties hugged a familiar little booty from before, not really leaving much to imagination. A t shirt sat just past her hips, riding up a little and exposing some of her midriff, leading all the way up to a mop of strawberry hair obscuring Dva’s face as she mashed away on a handheld.
Soldier’s hand collided with his face as he sighed. He knew exactly what she was doing. The problem was whether he could resist playing into it or not.
Dva put the game down, turning her head and feigning shock as she turned around to face the soldier. She hurriedly pulled the t-shirt, her trademark logo placed proudly on the front of it, down over her legs which of course didn’t really cover much more. “I didn’t know you were up.” She laughed nervously.
“I’m always up at this hour.” The soldier stated plainly.
“I never noticed.” Dva replied with a smirk. “So what’s up? You can’t sleep either? Been thinking about something?” She said, abandoning her apparent modesty to lift one leg up onto the couch, exposing her panties clad crotch. As blatant and desperate as this teasing was, Soldier’s pants tightening and the sudden struggle it took to keep his eyes trained on Dva’s face meant that it was definitely working.
But Soldier decided to try and fire back anyway. “I don’t like people being vague. What do you want?”
>>166123554
>>166123328
PURE
U
R
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>>166124958
This is the only ship I slightly like. There is something really classic about it, like those tales about a princes and a princess falling in love. Still it can be interesting because of the whole Overwatch disaster, so there is the dualism between the old sweethart relationship with the current one where both the involved characters are bitter and regretful (especially soldier)
BUT HEY JAPANESE ROBOT NINJA IS WAY BETTER.
>>166124683
>Level 74
>Highest number of unlocks is 19, for Genji
>Only have one common skin for him
Fucking thanks Blizzard, I really appreciate all the dupes and sprays
Say something nice about this soon to be canon couple.
dork
>>166124817
But that's the wrong couple, anon.
>>166125441
It would be nice.
Okay so the PvE event is a retelling of the Journey to the West but with 3 tanks and a healer rather than 3 DPS and a healer?
>>166125368you just writing this on the fly? if so i hope it gets put in a pastebin after for posterity
>>166125249
>Sombra had a whole evening of flirty, drunken bantz with the enemy planned
>McCree was black out drunk before she even got to the bar
I love it
>>166110463
those skins are GOAT fuck you
>>166125494
>Highest number of unlocks is 19
At level 74?
Good god, how. Blizzard hates you.
>>166125539
This man is too big for one woman
>>166125494
My highest is 16 for McCree and I'm level 63.
Even worse I really like McCree's legendaries yet I have all of his common ones and only those
>>166124817
someone post the screencap of the Blizzard GM saying Mako-Angela was canon
Blizzard thought process 101
>Well our next event is Chinese New Year everyone, lets get some fun and creative ideas guys!
>How about a Sun Wukong Winston
>Yeah!!
>How about we make traditional skins for our resident Chink and Gook?
>Yeah!!
>Anymore ideas?
>Not really
>What about a rooster themed skin? With it being Year of the Rooster, it would make sense no? I'm thinking Bastion, with some Teracotta Army/Chinese Rock Golem theme with a Rooster themed Ganymede? Or Pharooster?
>That sounds great, but what if we made Roadhog....a pig, amirite!
>But Roadhog already has a Frankensteins monster skin from Halloween! That's a stupid idea, by doing that we ignore all the other character mains who don't like Roadhog. What about McCree's? Widowmaker's? JRat's? Symmetra's? Ana's? Genji'? Mei's? Sombra's? Hanzo's?
>So it is agreed, fuck the sensible idea, Roadhog is a pig :DDD
>Duh, what about a Mercy skin where she is an aaangel. And a Genji skin where he proposes to her-
Shut the fuck up Micheal, we only employ you to fill the disbility quota. Play with your fucking toys or something
>Baaaah, Im a sheepie
Of course you fucking are
>Any more for any more?
>Nah
>No, I dont think so
>Hey guys, do you think we should do some balance changes this patch?
>Fuck off, we already fixed everyone, its just that people haven't learned Sombra yet. When they do the meta will surely be fixed. We also broke Roadhogs broken hook even more, so now it's unusable. What more do the whining goys want?
>B-but Jeff, why would Sombra hack someone if she could just shoot them instead? It's a character flaw that can't be got around unless she can hack and gun at the same time. Also Bastion, JRat, Widow, Mercy and Winston are nigh unusable at the moment. Why don't we revert some of their changes from the earlier days?
>Hah, good one Jeff. You forget that the longer we keep them broken, the more the communtity whinges and the more publicity we get! No reason to listen to the mouthbreathers at all.
>>166125671
No its a copy pasta that's been posted here several times.
>>166125534
>mfw some people still don't waifu Pharah
>>166125494
my highest is reaper at 34
i get like 1-3 duplicates every loot box
last lootbox was 3 duplicate sprays
>>166125949
Good work, son. Here's your participation trophy.
>>166125949
>We also broke Roadhogs broken hook even more, so now it's unusable
But it's an overall buff imo.
>>166125534
That is a woman who is living her dreams right there.All she's missing is the children.
>>166125368
>>166125671
Dva smirked, standing up and sauntering across the room, her curvy little hips moving back and forth as she closed in on her target. “Like I have to spell it out.” She wasted no time in hopping on soldier’s lap, straddling him. “I want you…” She whispered, drawing her face closer to his. “And by the feel of it…”
Soldier had half a mind to throw him off of her. The other half was filled to the brim with thoughts of making Dva’s tight young body his, this half being fed directly by the pleasure generated by Dva’s grinding. For once, he was truly speechless. “I….”
“Oh, stop being vague.” Dva grumbled, her voice deepening and face twisting mockingly. Soldier threw her off to the side. She sprawled out on the couch in an adorable laughing fit.
Soldier sighed, looking off to the side as Dva sat upright again, leaning into him. “C’mon! You know you want me.”
“You don’t know anything about me.” Soldier muttered, refusing to make eye contact.
“I know you haven’t left yet.” Dva pointed out. “When you get bothered, you leave.”
Soldier didn’t say anything.
“And I already felt this little guy…” Dva traced a hand over the Soldier’s bulging member, waves of pleasure shooting through his body at the touch. “Well, not that little.”
Soldier grabbed her wrist in an attempt to stop her, but Dva simply dove into his lap in response, forcing her midsection onto him instead, he grunted, pulling her off him and pinning her on the couch by both wrists, Dva struggled against him but it was futile, the minor wrestling match being fairly one sided.
The two stopped struggling for a moment as they caught each other’s eyes. Dva’s small wide eyed stare and unbelievably cute lip bite threw soldier for a loop. Soldier’s grimace on the other hand had finally softened, Dva noticed. His rugged features and scars contrasted with the softer, almost heroic look on his face perfectly.
>>166125971
Well where's the rest of it fucko?
>>166126124
It's only really a nerf to anyone who relied on its bullshit, it's a buff in every other situation
@166125949
Nice bait, no (You)s for (You)
The only buff Roadhog needs is Ana's stance being wider so that she gets hit with more of his shot.
>>166126261
It simply moves the effectiveness of it from one end of the hook to the other. On live you can grab people round corners and through ledges and shit but often the placement in front of you fucks up and they get away for free. On PTR they can get away from the hook but once they're grabbed that's it, they're getting crap to the face.
How do I Zarya at low plat? I either can't get charge, or can't get a healer to pocket me when I'm high charge.
>>166126243
Actually were you the guy who wrote this? Did you ever take any of the other requests people threw at you?
>>166126458
She already gets pulled to one-hit range on the PTR
>>166126508
Yeah. he can 1 shot Zarya now too.
It's a huge buff IMO since he can 1-shot anything important.
>>166126243
The one thing I liked about this is 76 was written pretty well in character, other than the obligatory "he's a secret horndog" for the excuse of porn's sake. When 76 is written in fiction, somehow people always end up making him pathetic or submissive which isn't in his character at all.
>do my first placement match
>draw
fugg
>>166122232
>>166125368
>>166126243
continue
>>166126458
Hog on ptr oneshots everything he pulls up to 400hp with his combo now. So yeah, Ana, Mei, even Zarya goes down as well.
>>166126739
placement is a meme, you can lose 8/10 and get 500 like me or you can lose 8/10 and get in master
>>166117860
No he doesn't.
>>166126186
I could give her a few
>>166126816
Pretty much, just check what rank are the people you are getting matched with and you know where do you end up.
>>166126261
>Relied on it
>Still broken hitbox
>Still broken turn angle
>Only now it breaks if you land it to get them pulled towards you before they get behind cover-ie the way a skilled pigman would have used it
I could see why you would think this is balanced, my <10IQ freind
>>166121281
>makenna blue
>blacked
DROPPED
Such a shame
>>166126856
That's a nice offer but I'll be giving her all the kids she could want.
>>166126949
Some how a slut who gets fucked for a living is now a less sexy slut for taking a black dick for money once or twice.
You have self-confidence issues?
skins you want
>>166126856
>that model
>>166127147
Can't tell if you're a cuck or a shitskin either way get out
>>166127147
>a whore is even worse when they stuff feces into their vagina
Who would have thought.
>>166127230
>>166127358
Yeah, self confidence issues. I wonder why you're so intimidated by a black guy that you have such a knee-jerk reaction.
>>166127167
>>166127429
I can tell you're Canadian because only they're so outspoken about embracing bestiality and cuckolding.
>>166127167
>>166127429
>telling shitskin to get out
>kneejerk reaction
>self confidence issues
Kek nice try nignog now get out and stay gone boy
>>166127167
>>166127167
>Punk Lucio
>Skin like Tracer's punk skin
>Changes his music to punk songs
>>166127536
>B-Beastiality
Human is human desu.
>Cuckolding
I didn't say you had to watch it, but there is nothing wrong with a slut having a varied sex life if willing.
>>166127614
>Look mom, I used a racial slur on the internet!!!
Is that honestly the best you can do?
Fucking piece of shit game. Really, I can't even win a single fucking match in qp, even if I get 30 gold medals I still lose because I get matched with the worst pieces of shit Hanzos in the world. I hope Jew Kepplan dies of cancer
>>166127614
>>166127536
Children these days, thinking being retarded on the internet makes them cool.
>>166115862
>Morrison is busy with his autistic war against crime
He didn't start this war......
>>166127729
>human is human
>no neanderthal DNA
>>166127167
Have look like an 80s rocker and replace his hammer with a giant guitar. Then when he does his hammer down It plays an awesome guitar rif instead
>>166127762
the trick is to play comp where people use mics and try to win
Has Roadhog's hook update even been implemented yet?
>>166125534
>>166127928
Nope, they were waiting for this event.
Mercy is a predator!
>>166127614
>>166127536
>>166127614
I wonder what caused you to be such lowlife pieces of shit. Really, do you have to blame some minority for every failure in your life? Or do you just worship internet memes because you never get out of your house? Or maybe do you just find cool to be edgy unconventional kids?
>>166127837
Most blacks in America have plenty of neanderthal DNA.
It's also funny how being a neanderthal has always been an insult up until you found out you were one, so now you latch onto it so desperately.
>>166125529
>rein and road
>jack and gabe
dad squad b o i s
>@166127729
>>niggers
>>human
>That's it no more (you)s
>>>166127770
>>name calling
>>not a child
>Kek
>>166128009
>>>/reddit/ is this way
some of these T poses are fucking wild
>Year of the Rooster event
>No Rooster skin
What did they mean by this?
>>166127989
They do seem to do that a lot with PTRs, I suspect the next one some time after CNY ends will have whatever changes they want to do, will sit up there for a couple weeks and then the next hero will be added to it like Sombra was, but without the shitty ARG.
>>166127167
>gets fucked by britain
>>166128262
>mercy got buffed
Can someone give me quick short explanation what has happened with the patches durin last couple of months? I main Ana and Zen mostly, are they still usable? What is the current meta again and who was nerfed and who is OP again? I haven't been playing for a while and I can't open the goddamn site to see the patch notes.
>>166127998
Literally the cutest couple.
>>166128132
>Our police still illegally kill niggers who stay in our city limits after midnight and the justice system covers it up.
>Everyone is fine with it because it's just the same as putting down unwanted dogs.
>>166128080
>m-muh DNA
Fuck off. I study biology you piece of shit, stop spouting stuff you don't even know about. Every single /pol/tard who speaks about genetics and stuff barely finished high school and thinks he knows everything.
>>166128009
>lowlife piece of shit
>me
>not literal shitskin
Okay boy
>>166128267itll be torbjorn dressed as a chicken his health packs will be eggs his turret will be a hen house
>>166126243
god damnit anon you cant leave me hanging here
>>166128262
What's so weird about it? Mercys A-pose seems just fine to me, the two staffs are just there because the game knows she needs to be holding it but the A-pose confuses it so it puts it in both hands (since she can swap it for animations).
>>166128553You do realize I was mocking the /pol/tard going "muh neanderthal dna" right?
>>166128525
But anon, it's forbidden.
I wonder, could /owg/ post art that fits in the canon? Or are there no images that do they like?
What did they mean by this
>>166128586
>>166128586
>>lowlife piece of shit
>>me
>>not literal shitskin
>Okay boy
>>166111657
Winston is a fucking gorilla not a monkey. He is literally as close to being a monkey as a human is.
Wukong in the stories was a cunning but oafish brute who tired to solve everything by brute force. He is not really a good fit for winston.
>>166128689
It's extremely interesting that she has two staffs instead of one
>>166128524
Zen hasn't changed for months, Ana is only getting a light tap on the wrist on Tuesday. 76 is very strong and D.Va is about to be nerfed on Tuesday as well. Hog is getting some adjustments to his hook.
>>166128525
Really forbidden!
>>166128080
>It's also funny how being a neanderthal has always been an insult up until you found out you were one, so now you latch onto it so desperately.
Only see one type of "person" use this level of projection and extremism.
>>166110463
>You will never make enough gold to get all these skins in time
>>166128854
any art that fits the canon or *good* art that fits the canon
My game used to run on ultra 140~ FPS with no hitching. Now it's running at 140 FPS on low with occasional hitches to 30~60
what the fuck happened.
>>166128876
It means they're WoW players from an RP server.
>>166129004
>Those "superior white genes" in action
Why are white girls so disgusting?
>>166129031
cause there's plenty of both if you know where to look and the place that you're looking at isn't /owg
How do you react to this tough situation
>>166129031
Anything works. But if I was being picky, that doesn't quite fit the canon either. Morrison and Reyes both had a feeling the other was still alive.
>>166128971
thanks
>>166113369
Nope, Symmetra is ugly as fuck and that's why nobody used to care about her.
>>166126716
I dunno about horndog. I could see someone like 76 giving into the comforts of a nubile young woman. The kind of life he lives is painful, lonely, and dangerous...forgetting about it for a few hours would be awfully tempting.
>>166129227
I go Widowmaker and practice
>>166110703
oh yes, that shitty POTG that gives you upskirt if you have Odette/Odile skin
How do you think Reaper face looks like? I imagine it like constantly seething black mess of nanomachines
>>166128965
It's like the entire team has transcended
>>166128918
>vapes
>thinks he's not scum
Kek at your life
>>166129227
just ignore him and if he spergs out then bite the bullet
>Roadhog will eventually have a pig head costume for every holiday
>>166129227
Lose another competitive match because it's clearly my fault we lost because someone was upset with someone elses pick
>>166113369
Some people put in effort, some don't though because why bother?
>>166129227
How do you react to one like this? The lead writer for Overwatch just replied to you on twitter with this comment.
>>166129385
ikr im sick tod eath of faggots telling me to pick 76 when 76 isnt going to make a difference and is not an autowin hero
>>166129227
afk with him
>>166129227
Report, ask your team to report, ask enemy team to report.
>>166129262
alright and in canon you mean things that already happened or in canon as in in-game dialogue that would probably never happen outside the game because the heroes would probably never meet
>>166129301
No you don't get it. War fills that natural human need for "desire". To him, shooting a gun is like sex. I know that's putting it on thick but that's his archetype. He loves this shit.
>>166129462
I think OW is pretty big in Japan tho. On Pixiv Widowmaker is always in the most popular searched tags
>>166129343Seeing as how you don't seem to get that your spouting the same opinions as these "scum"
>>166129418
>>166113369
>>166113273
anyone else like that joke that torb makes to symmetra about her dress
>>166125949
They gotta sell all those lootboxes to roadhog mains before they give up trying to balance him and completely remove his hook from the game.
Daily reminder that if you play an obscure hero, you can pretty much expect to never get a good skin from an event.
>>166129324
My theory is Reyes's face isn't altered from the gene splicing but is actually just whatever is left of it from the explosion he was in. Along with pale skins and probably having no hair left from the treatment. So bald, pale, sunken eyes with only half of his face left.
>>166129430
He overheard someone say that at sephora. And decides it was funny and shared it with his Twitter followers.
What's so bad about that?
>cereal box 6s
>nepal
I don't know what it is, but it's literally the worst map to play random heroes on
There's just somthing that clicks the wrong way every time and it makes you want to strangle everyone
>>166129619
Their two interactions always get a chuckle out of me.Speaking of Symmetra interactions and voicelines, has anyone seen a voiced SFM of her femdomming Lucio yet? It practically writes itself.Why do you struggle? Know your place, A punishment for your crimes. Exquisite!
Guys, I'm coming to you screaming for help.
I was 3400 SR season 2, barely really played but I was a good shot. Not toxic, very talkative, etc etc.
Season 3 came up and I started playing late since I was busy with CSGO. I placed 3400 SR at the end.
HOWEVER, since I'm playing comp I get nothing but losses and losses, and like I actually try my hardest and I'm 100 percent sure I make little to no mistakes. I get picks and everything but our team just dies.
Is it just me? Am I the problem? Is it just shit luck? How do you guys deal with those situations? Because I tried everything and I don't know what hte hell is the issue.
>>166129698
So like half a Darth Vader?
>>166129760
>has anyone seen a voiced SFM of her femdomming Lucio yet? It practically writes itself
No shit, hes the game's dedicated Fuk Boi.
>>166129825
would genji be closer to vader?
>>166129541
Throw whatever you think fits. Like what you posted is some good shit.
>Shoot a scatter arrow
>All arrows fly everywhere but not towards the enemy
>Enemy shoots scatter arrow at me
>All arrows home in on me
>Hanzo, Widowmaker, and Genji on the enemy team
They don't want the monkey trouble, but they're going to get the monkey trouble.
>>166129161
All races are disgusting if you look for the right uglies.
>>166110463
>going to have to choose between Dva or Zen skin
>>166129961
>>166130008
>Playing Offense
>Come to the gate
>You hear it
>You see it
>Torbjorn, Symmetra, Mei, Reinhardt, Ana, Roadhog
LMAO KMS
>>166129961
aight, good to see atleast one person is happy in this thread
>>166130008
Seeing a lineup like that makes me want to go bananas, but as I'm our team's perma-reinhardt i can't.
>>166129418
>ignoring the fact that Symmetra's face is ugly as sin
>>166130008
>Spam HOW EMBARRASSING everytime they die
>They switch off to soldier
x d
>>166129776
Who do you play?
>>166129887
I mean even more so than usual. You figure it'd exist by now but it doesn't. It kind of bugs me.Symmetra even has the perfect tone of voice for it too. And looking at her animations, Blizzard knows it and are just as confused as I am.
>>166129776
>Overextending
>not having a rein (most maps)
>going to far from the meta
Are you doing an
y of these
>>166126948
><10IQ freind
>>166130156
>>166129984
>Shoot scatter arrow at someone's feet
>Arrows part like the Red Sea around them
>Someone fires a scatter arrow at my feet
>All arrows bounce directly up into my face
I don't get it
>there are niggers in this very thread that think a hero who one shots people belongs in a video game
>>166130489
>not understanding simple geometry
>>166130167
>Symmetra
>Ugly.
You're taste is weird.
>>166129161
women are the niggers of gender
>>166130489
>Play McCree
>be already quite angry
>internet is lagging for some reason but still manage to kick asses
>second part in Gibraltar
>get fucking killed almost instantly by a fucking piece of shit Hanzo throwing scatters at my feet
>we lose and the faggot gets PoTG
The purpose of that piece of shit is just annoying people, right?
>There are people on Blizz forums who unironically think Symmetra's gun is hard to aim with
>>166130070
That's too far from the canon. Take out 76, Reaper, Mercy, and Widow then add Torb and Emily. It'd be pretty much perfect.
>>166130156
Halloween has some great character development.
>>166128854
>>166130521
you sound like one of those retards whi thinks widow is op
>>166130521
I agree, remove Hanzo and Widowmaker.
>>166130590
There's a reason no one ever draws her as she appears ingame.
Post simple geometry webm's
Will Junkrat ever be buffed? How would you buff him?
>>166130590
>fan works and not the actual man jaw'd bitch
If she looked like her wonderful concept art and not a modern street shitter I'd agree
>>166130795
More hp to tire
Longer range on nade or faster velocity to it
why do you struggle
>>166130795
Make the wheel go at lightning speeds.
>>166130723
You can be triggered by it all you want but it's not going anywhere.
Your options are to deal with it or go to a website that panders to your sensitive sensibilities you weak fat nigger.
>>166130749
Because most artists don't really know how to draw much better besides vaguely anime?
She looks good in game anyway
>>166130795
Right click is a charge akin to Zenyatta's right click.
Now you have do decide between single grenade shots for squishies or a grenade shotgun for huge burst damage on tanks.
>>166130489
S I M P L E
G E O M E T R Y
Also jump like a madman if you think Hanzo is about to ready a scatter. Mid air jumps will mean less scatter hits you
>>166130689
Mercy canonically designed her suit.
>>166130797
You people are way too obsessed with poop. Every time you see something your minds immediately start fantasizing about feces. I'd go see a psychiatrist if I were you.
>>166130930
Nothing wrong with a little scat play
>>166130875
>Weak
>fat
>Projecting this hard.
See >>166129606
>>166130914
>grenade shotgun for huge burst damage on tanks
Fuck no
>it's an autistic mercy main screeching in voice chat episode
>>166130231
>that guy who picks Lucio as solo heal and spends entire game wallriding behind enemy lines and speedboosting
>>166130875
I like the ideas behind what you're saying, but the way you're saying it makes me want to not support you.You're on the right track but you also desperately need to grow the fuck up.
>>166130875
/pol/tards should just fuck off. You ruined this site making it tumblr 2.0 by pushing your retarded agenda everywhere. Look at /v/, tha board is pure fucking cancer, majority of threads are /pol/shit jerking complaining about sjw and black character in vidya.
>>166131051
Day of rat is coming soon, tanks
>>166131057
>it's an autistic mercy main screeching in voice chat episode
>he's constantly chewing gum over the mic
>he does this for the entire match
>>166130914
Junkrat gets a Pharah ult as a secondary fire?
What could possibly go wrong?
>>166131063
>tfw when thats me
I just get too sucked into the music I am listening too and wall riding. I'm sorry anon
>>166131150
Too bad for you.
>>166130795
Give the wheel more health or speed it up
The rest of his kit is fine just the ult is useless half the time. Dva'd ult forces them to react to it while his you ignore then shoot when it appears
Explosives should do additional damage to armor or ignore it all the way
>>166131150
you have to go back
>>166130578
>simple geometry
>>166131150
this
>>166130773
>>166131150
>only /pol/ complains about ___
what ever happened to lurking >2 years before posting?
>>166125949
>This
>Tfw Blizz forgot about yo main men Trashweasel and McCree
Couldn't have said it better myself
>>166131401
Get fucking styled on.
When does the D.Va nerf go live? I'm tired of playing against these faggots.
>>166131265
>anon, you can't just be endlessly contrarian when you're bringing nothing else to an argument
>>166128854
The all-important blue post
>>166131487
Should be Tuesday with the event.
>>166131401
CALCULATED
>>166131401
This webm gave me minor PTSD.
>>166131401
BASIC
ALGEBRA
>>166131275
Maybe if D.va did her designated job of following the tire with her defense matrix it'd be fine as is
>>166130884
I want curry thighs to be appropriately placed on my face.
>>166128809
>>166129002
Fight me.
Picture courtesy of /u/
>>166131150
It wouldn't even be that annoying if they weren't just reepeating the same tired memes over and over again every single time.
>>166128927
Sound more like what Doomfist is set up to be
>>166129760
Not sfm but there are stuff
>>166131536
>>166110598
>tfw Mei literally has the worst skin
Everything about her is shit
>>166131536
why does this ship in particular have the most cringy art?
>>166131762
This can be arranged.
>genji and tracer are going to make comeback in the next meta
>>166131937
>tfw we'll be stuck with Mei's ugly mug on the menu for three weeks
>>166131401
that's just a miracle
and this is a museum piece
>want D.Va masterrace skin
>have 1750 coins cause new Christmas fag
>box gets 200 coins for epic sin duplicate and coin drop
>next 3 levels give boxes with nothing but sprays and voice lines and I get maybe 10 coins
Don't fucking do this to me Blizz
>>166131937
That shitty belly skirt is too ridiculous. I can't understand how anyone here can like this shitty skin
>>166131937
I still see nothing wrong with her new year's skin. I like really everything about it, including the sexy librarian glasses.
She's like a cute girl that wants to be sexy but doesn't know how.Random note: this is the first time she's not wearing gloves. Neat.
>>166132045
Just like Winter Wonderland
>>166131965
Don't know about him, but I have plenty of Jack and Gabe that only an autist would think is cringy. I set out to always try and find art that does well to fit their characters.
Why do I always lose. Am I really bad enough to pull 5 other players down with me into defeat? Are the gold medals a lie?
>>166130773
>>166131937
Why the fuck did they give her a giant armored belt, wrist guards, and... what the fuck is that? A color? Why couldn't they just give her fucking pic related?
>>166132196
D.Va is wearing her countires ceremonial dress simple and cute. Mei has all this random armor added for no fucking reasons. Also she is still wearing gloves, they just reskinned them to look like her hand. Her fingers are fucking massive.
>>166132210
True but at least it wasn't that travesty greeting you every time you get on.
>>166132109
>Not liking hanboks.
Nigga what?
>>166132340
Chinese traditional wear changed literally every hundred years or so. I'm admittedly not sure what the deal with the collar is, probably because she's another Journey to the West character, or chinese imperial palace customs were weird at some point.
>>166132227
>Don't know about him, but I have plenty of Jack and Gabe that only an autist would think is cringy
Only an autist would keep art of this ship on their hard drive
>>166131937
D.Va looks like one of those castoonish parodies of chinks. With large closed eyes and front teeth visible
>>166132027
>Your roadhog can now never hook them because lol momentum breaking it
>No one likes based Journey to the west skins
FUCKING PLEBIANS REEEEEE
>>166132547
>can't collect art of two characters interacting canonically
>if you collect art you're a-
Even forming an opinion like yours warrants you admission to the psychiatric ward.
>it's a "Nobody except me will play as anything except DPS so we get roflstomped in record time and they have the nerve to scream about dying all the time" episode
>>166131792
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens fuckerBy all means, please continue
>takes me winning 3 games to gain 37 points to rank up to grandmaster
>lose the next game
>go down 39 points
>back into master
how the fuck is that fair? if i am winning 3 games for every loss, i should be climbing, not going down in points.
>>166132109
pleb taste
Mercy is such a pervert I bet she sleeps with actual omnics
>>166132027
>Good Tracers destroy at GM because McCree is so bad in this meta that running him is a risk
>Now not even roadhog will work against her
>>166130773
what about calculated engineering
>>166132027
>>166132596
You guys do know that they're making the hook massively slow down the person hooked by it so momentum doesn't carry them ten meters from hooked to pull, right?
>>166132732
I'm more annoyed by the fact that they all already have skins. Oh well, at least it looks like D.Va will finally get something nice.
Cyka Blyat
>>166132732
It's more of the fact that everyone already recently got a legendary skin.
Minus Reinhardt and D.va
>>166132985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g
>>166132732
Eh, there's a lot of JttW inspired skins in all games out there, the OW skins just didn't click with me.
>>166131937
Oh god no
I just realized we can't see her knees down
Oh fuck Mei is going to be wearing really stupid fucking looking boots isn't she?
>>166132534
>>166132849
Let me know when they give every character a "national dress" skin.
I have a feeling that Rein's christmas ornament spray is the closest that I'll ever be getting.
>>166133172
You know it
>>166132993
Just imaging those slippery cunts running rampant everywhere again is making me sick.
>>166132773
>says if you don't like thing, you're an autist
>then says people that talk like that should be in a psychiatric ward
que
also
>interacting canonically
>>166133172
They already blamed the shit design on "keeping with the silhouette" so year she's gonna have boots guaranteed
>>166132849
My god this is even shittier.
>>166132027
Tracer is already someone played.
Genji probably wont see too much play because lol tanks.
>>166110463
Those fuckin warrior beads
I want
>>166132242
> Am I really bad enough to pull 5 other players down with me into defeat?
Yes
>>166133190
>Big buff german dude in lederhosen.
*instalocks*
>"Tank and a healer pls"
When are we getting RoTK skins?
>>166132985
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING
>>166133346
I don't understand how to play naruto
he seems like a really fun character but i feel like im just peppering people with toys
>>166133349
This tuesday
>>166133435
Use him to kill healers. The shurikens are accurate as fuck if you can aim and you should be able to sneak around and kill then block and run
>>166133336
>Mercy in a dirndl
>Torb in a little blue Swedish vest
>Widowmaker in a striped shirt with a beretand a baguette
>>166133349
not before we get byzantine empire skins
>>166133435
Install an aimbot, hop around like a retard while slicing, and Spiderman everywhere. That's how the pros use Genji.
>>166133518
Oh good I need my Winston Lu Bei skins
>>166132732
I love them
I liked dvas and meis before but these completely kick them out
Yet another skin for reinhardt is a bit much though, hopefully his hammer is a spear
>>166133552
HON HON HON
>>166133552The poison in her venom mine is replaced with cheese.
>>166133078
I really really wante her HoTS fantasy skin. Is so fucking cool, but we will probably get some cheesy shit as always
>>166133435
Youtube: genji guide
twitch: shadder2k
3 shuriken in the head, then dash, then knife, then u get a kill.
>>166132879
>>166133078
wonder what zarya thinks of her employer literally getting fucked by omnics
>>166133679
OrWW1 mustard gas, to make things really unnecessarily bleak.
>>166133803
Reaper levels of edge for that pick, but I'd prefer the nationalist skins to be kind of campy.
Like AmeriCree still needs an eagle to screech when he ults.
>>166133078
>Reaper got the squat
>Zarya got a kneel
This kills the manSuch wasted potential
PTR just got 300m update.
who aree the worst characters to have to play against and have on your team and why are they both_____?
>>166133963
Eagle screach then a banjo playing one or two notes like in the old westerns
>Caww
>DunniDiown
>ITS
>HIGH
>N O O N
>>166133713
Shadder said that Genji is probably the hardest hero in OW and after hundred of hours he still hasn't mastered him.
>>166130206
I was a DPS main but I can also hog and be an average rein, so mostly 76.
>>166130290
Nope, except the last one, some ppl just dont want to 3 tanks..
>>166111758
Wtf did you just say? Do you REALLY not know that gorillas are apes, not monkeys?