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Chinese New Year event, coming January 24

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previous thread: >>166110463
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playing placement matches me ooga team booga
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nth for nothing
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Claim husbandos
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>>166134276
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hana
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I love Hana.
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>>166134276
for the obvious reasons
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>>166134160
Reminder that they haven't shown us Mei's skin from the knees down because she's going to be wearing really retarded boots
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>>166134160
When is this fucking season going to be over I want my gold gun
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>>166134276
the boy
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>Hog and Zen got a skin three events in a row
>Mei and Winston twice in a row
>There are still heroes with absolutely nothing
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>>166134330
Hana loves buffs.
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Tracer!
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>>166134330
Would you marry Hana?
I would__
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>>166134426
those heroes are shit though
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>>166134426
Deal with it widowfags
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>>166134408
Season 3 didn't start until late November / early December.
Each season lasts for three months.
Math.
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>>166134486
Of course.
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>>166134330
Hana is for girls only
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>>166134297
>yfw call mech upskirts
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Blue
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>>166134594
What's the chances they have Hana running around barefoot?
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>>166134550
widow has tricolore
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>come back after a month
>decide to practice a bit in quickplay
>low-Diamond Widowmaker snapping to heads through walls
>say fuck it, decided to leave and play comp
>2nd game, Korean Bastion with god awful positioning is using an aimbot
>wait 10 minutes to queue
>placed against him
>playing Soldier 76, doing the same shit
>end up winning both games because he had such bad positioning
Why are there so many cheaters all of a sudden? Does Blizzard not even bother in banning them?
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should I finish my placement matches just for the season 3 spray?
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>>166134276
The dead one.
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>>166134645
>What's the chances they have Hana running around barefoot?
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>>166134780
And for the free end of season competitive points
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Reminder
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>>166134645
I know this won't happen but i want it.
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THE MONKEY KING IS HERE
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>>166134276
Claiming the best.
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>>166134636
I really love blueberries.
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>>166134426
Everyone has gotten at least one new skin but including what we know of the new skins there are still several that have only gotten that one.
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>>166134896
>the third Hog and Zen skin in a row.
Fuck off.
I'd rather have more Genji or Hanzo skins than this shit.
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>>166134767
No, not at all. In fact they encourage it by not banning 'esports' pros
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So who is going to be the one that fills Reaper's soul with light?
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>>166134767
You should try console
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>>166135006
Bastion
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>>166134950
plus rein had griefhardt on top of coldhardt
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>>166134847
I don't care about gold guns
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>>166134636
if you are a waifufag, why are you posting a pic where Widow is obviously falling in love with Tracer
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>>166135145
I really wish they would let us use the points for just normal skins. The gold guns look really shitty on many many great skins and heroes
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>>166134574
Stop that, you can have one of the cutesy, giggly girls be gay but NOT both, that's just unfair
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NO SYMMETRA SKINS?

REEEE
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>>166134426
>There are still heroes with absolutely nothing

which ones
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>>166130206
I was a DPS main but I can also hog and be an average rein, so mostly 76.

>>166130290
Nope, except the last one, some ppl just dont want to 3 tanks..
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Why is so much of the playerbase such fucking cowards? I feel like i have to hold every teammate's hand and force them to make plays to not get fucking stomped.
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Will lucio ever get a good skin?
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>>166133278
>says if you don't like thing, you're an autist
No that's just you twisting what I said. I have art and there is art that isn't cringey. My claim was thinking so at that point makes you an autist. It's a reasonable claim. Most people aren't as easily triggered like you.

>interacting canonically
Yes, have some more.
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does anyone have any up to date dps charts for all heroes?
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>>166134382
>yfw shes wearing six inch heels
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>>166135327
Is the list aleady leaked?
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>>166135429

Auditiva is a great recolor.
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>>166134896
>still no skins for Amélie
What le fug, Blizz?
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>>166135429
just use the selecao one from summer games
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>>166135538
Not officially but we already have 6 skins, doubt they would give more.
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>>166135429
no
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>>166134276
Always!
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>>166135589
>We have multiple skins being worked on for all heroes at all times. Some skins just make more sense tied to certain events or holidays.

We can hope she gets an epic skin or else we'll just have to keep on waiting.
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>>166135408
>stuck at choke point on volskaya point 1
>team gets 2 picks
>refuses to push in because they don't want to get shot by torb turret
>eventually just go past my rein as zenyatta and double discord headshot the torb and almost kill the ana
>team pushes so slowly they only get 1 tick before the reinforcements are there and almost lose the fight
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>>166135124
FUCKING OUTSKILLED
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>>166135589
Widowmaker with bangs is a miracle of the universe.
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"Dr Ziegler, my blade is ready to be unleashed!"

How did Blizzard get away with this?
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>>166135615
There might just be some recolors of the basic skins like every other event
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>>166135510
swhing
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So I guess best girl will get a new emote or intro. I'm ok with that
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>>166135124
>working as intended™
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Might as well put me in bronze blizzard because these placements matches are awful
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>>166134950
[asthmatic cackling]
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>bastion is by all lore accounts a very peaceful bot, living in the forest with Ganymede (that got it's name from who? Bastion can't speak).
>in game he kills people by his own free will and even seems to enjoy it

when is blizzard going to address this jarring difference between lore and gameplay?
Also overgrown should be bastions default skin since it's the one seen in all lore depictions of him
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>>166135727
>Some skins just make more sense tied to certain events or holidays.
They should just give individual characters a skin whenever it makes sense to, instead of waiting to drop eight or ten at a time along with an event.
It'd be nice if Widow got something really French on Bastille Day, for example.
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>>166134950
Get cucked.

Maybe pick a superior hero.
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Why the fuck can't I use Genji? Really, his damage is so fucking shit, his Shuriken's are hard as fuck to hit with. I try doing what pros do but even using his M2 while close and the melee attack I can't do jackshit. All I do is jump around until a better dps one shots me
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Who at Talon decided their sniper needed a navel deep cleavage window and high heels
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>>166135735
>enemy team has a widow in that window spot
>dps won't go phara and rape her around the back
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>>166135976
Yeah but what about the non-widow girls?
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>>166134896
>event starts the 24th
>the same day Yakuza 0 is released
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD, FUCK YOU
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>>166134950
fuck off shimada sub human
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>>166136034
Immortan Hog and War Boy Junkrat for Australia Day WHEN
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>dropped out of masters because of a leaver, and a thrower
>back in diamond
>"hey can someone go mercy"

please stop, I just want my masters back again
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>>166135976
Honestly im still holding onto hope for a firework shooting pharah skin
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>>166136189
I don't even like them, i'd rather get more weeb shit than more Hog and Zen skins.
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>>166136023
>when is blizzard going to address this jarring difference between lore and gameplay?

is this bait? They talked about this literally the same day overwatch was announced at blizzcon, gameplay and story are always going to be two separate things. That's why you can have characters like Reaper and 76 working on the same team to attack clones of themselves.
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>>166134891
Too true.
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Hey so will the arcade reset for the event? Or is it better to do the arcade when the events starts to get the drops to be event relate?
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i want zarya to crush my skull between her fluffy thighs giving me one last moment of happiness before death takes me
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>>166136296
Wait to do arcade for when the event starts.
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What's up with the fucking rampant hacking in Overwatch? Does Blizzard care at all?
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looking for anyone near master rank to queue with on the east coast

Outlaw#12639

save me from these retarded pub derankers
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>>166136202
>Torbjörns VA is non-Swedish and we'll never get voicelines på svenska
racist desu
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>>166136202
Soldier's voice actor looks like one of those weird middle-aged 4chan lifers that you run into every now and then.
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>>166134276
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>>166136103

The only character we've seen designing and making clothing is Reaper. And they're on the same team.

"I feel nothing."
"Like, not even cold?"
"No."
"Well then. I guess I don't need to be reasonable with this uniform."
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>>166136103
It's ahrder to aim at her when your distracted by her body.

Ana didn't hesitate because she recognized her as gerard's wife. She hesitated because she was distracted by her body.
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Who do I need to play to carry these horrible people? Trying to play as a team is fucking impossible in solo queue, because once you lose a team fight, everyone just starts rushing in one by one.
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>>166136023
Dont even get my started on zenyatta

How the fuuuuck is LITERALLY the fucking mahatma ghandi of overwatch (in the sense that hes a spiritual leader of an oppressed people) going around murdering people with fucking ninja throwing stars when ghandi's whole thing was peaceful resistance and let them beat the shit out of you for it because then it becomes clear they are the bad guys but NEVER RESORT TO VIOLENCE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES because then they can just call you savages and they win? Like, that was ghandi's WHOLE THING.

I know zen isnt supposed to literally be a mirror of ghandi but i have to imagine hes at least slightly, or even indirectly based off him or people like him, and the fact that hes running around murdering people is just like, the complete opposite of what people like that taught and practiced.
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>>166136198
if you drop your win streak in masters i pray for your soul just play not to decay because you wont be getting out or back in if you lose it
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>>166136575
Finally someone with tastes
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>>166136660
Zarya, she's fucking brainless carry at low ranks since team work is the only actual way to counter her. Sure is balanced™
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>>166136415
Out of the three regions available, I always hear that the Asian servers are the worst, as far as having to play against hackers goes.
Which region is the least fucked by hackers? Europe or the Americas?
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>>166136660
Zarya. Easy to use and quite a bit of distance. Constantly shield the tank or the shitters that always run into the enemies to easily build up charge and slice through the enemy team. The only issue is how to deploy your ult.
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>someone leaves
>you still get a loss but you won't lose any exp :)
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>>166136805
you know why?

there are literally colorbots that aim with the enemy health bar since it's static

open source too
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>>166136510
Well Widowmaker and Mercy had to be re-cast before they got some native speakers, Mercy just speaking German notwithstanding. A little too late for Torb though.
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>>166136660
It depends on your rank.
If you're still down in gold or below, pick Pharah. Nobody in gold can aim upwards.
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>>166136202
>Roadhog looks exactly how you would expect Roadhog to look under his mask
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>>166136574
well he did once voice a giant plague demon.
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>>166137238
is there a finer ass in Overwatch

the answer is no
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>>166136202
Why is Torbjorn the most bro tier?
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I want to break her mech and tell her to swap to someone useful.
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>>166136276
what I'm trying to say is that bastions story doesn't mesh with the gameplay. Yes lore and gameplay are two separate things, but there has to be a reason (besides filling a gameplay niche) for a character to be in the game. With most of the characters you can explain why they are involved in a sentence or two, but for a few heroes the characters themselves don't really fit the gameplay.
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>>166137238
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>>166137283
who is this and what's the deal here
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>>166137490
It's the lead writer answering a bunch of random questions.
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>>166136276
Yeah, but i mean this is practically like they're creating characters who in the lore are literally saying "hey guys, i will never ever ever, under any circumstances, use a weapon to hurt anyone. I have never done that, i have no desire to do that, and i will never do it. Even if someone were to hand me a weapon i would rather use it to kill myself than be forced to hurt others with it, and i am prepared to make that sacrifice if need be." Then they throw them into multiplayer and say LOL STORY AND MULTIPLAYER DONT HAVE TO INTERSECT.
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>>166137283
s76 being blind is dumb, then he wouldn't say 'i could do this with my eyes closed' when he ults
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>>166136702
>>166136023

You're just going to get people saying "It's not canon"

I was wondering why some fat bitch chinese scientist was able to murder ninjas and assassins by shooting them in the head with an icicle.
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Do you think Mei uses Solus or Fedora?
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EMP needs to go through walls.
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When does S3 start?
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>>166134160
theres plenty more alternatives for the mei skin
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>>166137585
but that would mean he's correct because he can literally perform exactly the same with his eyes closed.
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>>166137710
>EMP doesn't go through walls
>Shield Generator goes through walls, has a 50m radius, and is up forever
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Just in case there was anyone left that didn't think the PTR was going live with the event.
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>>166137585
also why the fuck would they cater to blind people of all disabilities? Wanna take a guess how many blind people play Overwatch?

inb4 every1 in gold/plat
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>>166137579

>Though Bastion's new nature is gentle, its core combat programming takes over when the unit senses danger, utilizing its entire arsenal to eliminate anything it perceives as a threat. This has led to instances of conflict with the few humans it has encountered, and it tries to avoid populated areas in favor of the wild, uncharted regions of the world.[2]

It's not a complete pacifist.

and neither is zenyatta

>Zenyatta is an omnic robot monk who wanders the world in search of spiritual enlightenment. It is said that those who cross his path are never the same again.[2] He believes that by forming people into relationships, the world can be healed, and a better society created.[3] But, when necessary, he will fight to protect the innocent, be they omnic or human.[2]
Seriously before you try and claim shit at least read up on it.
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>>166137342
Wrong
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2 stomps in a row is God's way of telling you that this game is shit and to move on
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>>166137921
Do you think talon recruits not on skill but on ass?
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>>166137706
sauce
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How do we fix earthshatter?
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>>166136202
>>166137263
That pic has me kind of wondering if they partially based the characters faces off their voice actors, at least where they could. Mei and her actress both have kind of the wide face thing going on, dva and her actress have kind of similar sharp features, mcree kind of looks like a more intense version of his actor, symmetra looks similar to her actress, even lucio a little 1mo.
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>>166138020
Does sombra have an ass?
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>>166137958

>Lose at a video game
>It's the game's fault

You won't be missed, shitter
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>>166138147
ay papi
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>>166137921
>has to post shopped shit

Okay
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>>166138147
someone post that webm.
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>>166138074
Make it respect height, same as blizzard.
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>>166138197
That was actually never shopped. It was neutered (much like Widow) due to backlash.
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>>166138147
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>>166138197
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>>166138197
just looking at her posture hurts my back
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How can Pharah be such a cutie and at the same time have the coolest design in the game?
I just want her to be more mobile and unpredictable, I always liked the idea of flying birdlike armours, too bad Pharah feels more like a falling parachuter
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>>166138383
what if metroid was a girl
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>>166138383
i hate how pharah's gun looks so tacky and wooden/plastic
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Will we ever get a proper Hanzo nerf or will the Hanzoshitters just qq spam the forums again?
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>>166137884
>But, when necessary, he will fight to protect the innocent, be they omnic or human
Yeah, but according to everything about his character, this means "peaceful protest and never resorting to violence. Its just piss poor characterization. And while were on the topic of looking things up look up the life and philosophies of mahatma ghandi and martin luther king jr and find out why having an "action ghandi" character is just fucking stupid. I get that blizz has dominion over these characters and that blah blah blah multiplayer isnt cannon, but does that just give them an excuse to be fucking lazy and create shit in a game that makes absolutley no fucking sense?
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>>166138461
>hanzo needs a nerf

sounds like you need to get good kiddo
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>>166137352
I want to build Hana a new mech out of Super Alloy New Z and douse it in Getter Rays.
And rename it to the MEKAISER now with 500HP/500 armor/500 shield.
And the Defense Matrix is now changed to the Reflect Matrix.
And her finisher is now a massive concentrated beam of energy with splash damage.
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>>166138461
Just remove scatter arrow
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>>166134276
Genji a cute!
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>>166138269
>It was neutered

Source? When it was shown off he had a hank hill ass like now.
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>>166138074
Reduce its range by 25-30%
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>>166138548
>No matching Mercy Skin to his New Year Skin
Please dont leave me suffering.
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>>166138269
Wrong. They used the big ass model for Widow and Reaper's never had an ass, nor have any of the other men. Why do you people deliberately make up retarded lies, Blizzard has enough real problems without you idiots making up stories.
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>>166136660
Honestly go Zarya and convince someone to go Rein. Shielding your Rein as he charges or gets charged is a game changer
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>tfw no ana mom to take care of you
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hey guys this is Jeff from the overwatch team
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>>166137579
Holy shit you're dumb.
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>>166137769
>all those beautiful dresses and we get this shit >>166134382
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hope I get all skins from this event again so I can spend my coins in some regular skins I want
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>>166138721
>being this much of a sexist
Honestly reevaluate yourself immediately. thx
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>>166138502
But there is nothing about his character that suggests peaceful protest when threatened.

He has never appeared outside of the game and one panel in a comic. His bio flat out tells us that he will fight when necessary. Where are you getting this idea that he's all about peaceful protest?

He is not like Ghandi or MLK, He is said to be a wanderer not a civil rights leader. The omnic killed in widowmaker's short was more like MLK.
It seems like you have this idea of how this character is and are treating it as fact.
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>>166138905
Do we have an increased chance to get event specific skins during an event?
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>>166136202
Am I the only one who was absolutely convinced Soldier 76's voice actor was the same as Optimus Prime until I looked it up?
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>>166138074
you don't. if you're playing the shield wars meta correctly then it's blatantly obvious when it's going down and how to avoid it.
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>>166138826
we've heard a lot of complaints about winston's viability
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>>166138967
I got like all skins and 3 santa torbs from last event, so probably yes
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>>166138074
Literally nothing wrong with that webm. If you are on a rooftop and something hits the ground really hard you will still feel it up there because vibrations and that pharah was touching the ground there. What they need to fix is how he can get you while you are mid air.
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>>166137769
I hate Mei, but I thought Meifags would be treated to an armless cheongsan number.

Instead they got a Hilary Clinton pants suit.
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>>166138959
>It seems like you have this idea of how this character is and are treating it as fact.

Welcome to /owg/, please enjoy your stay and partake of how everyone here thinks that their lesbian fantasy ships are what should be canon and rage at what one of the makers of the game does instead of their fantasies.
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>>166139092
Oh fuck and here I was stressing out about farming coins. All I really want is the D.Va skin, maybe torb and zen

>>166139164
>Instead they got a Hilary Clinton pants suit.
fucking kek that's perfect
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>>166139164
This is all I wanted for Mei but Blizzard keeps fucking up.
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>>166138502
"Ultimately, Zenyatta followed his own path. He chose to leave the monastery and wander the world, helping those he meets to overcome their personal struggles and find inner peace. But, when necessary, he will fight to protect the innocent, be they omnic or human."

This is from Zenyatta's bio, pay attention to the last part
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>>166139082
>literally climbs up terrain
>overtards actually defend this
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>>166139223
Still good to have some coins just in case sometimes you get all skins but one which you really want, but don't stress to much over farming coins
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>>166139293
>>literally climbs up terrain

Thats what earthquakes do yeah. Go back to school retard.
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>>166139227
they said they couldn't do that because it would fuck up her silhouette

meanwhile D.Va is literally wearing a dress. If they always stick with her current shape she's never going to not look like shit
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>>166136202
>Junkrat's VA just being a weirdo in the back

True to the character.
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>>166138998
they sound nothing alike
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>>166138720
Hi Mr chu
>>166138826
>>166139083
Buff his shield pls, less cooldown and more health on it or something like that
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>>166139293
Meis ultimate works the same way. You can be a floor up or down completely out of sight of the thing and it will still freeze you.
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>>166139431
Junkrats VA is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzB6N-iuHEY
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>Rein gets another skin despite not fitting the character at all
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>>166138998
I though he sounded like Troy Baker not like Peter Cullen
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>>166139373
>it would fuck up her silhouette

Why is this silhouette thing so important? how does it affect gameplay?
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>>166139590
Just like everyone else. They're ALTERNATE skins for FUN, stop being such a retard.
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>>166139747
Rein can stop getting skins anytime. stupid wall cuck class
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>>166139373
Its because of the Mei is fat meme. D.Va is underweight so nobody cares.
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>>166139176
hmmm.

It's the lack of lore. It's inevitable that fans will create their own ideas for the story but we have been given so little lore that the fans now treat their head canons as truth.

Chu needs to hurry the fuck up with comic releases or release something big.
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>>166139590
>rein on his fourth new skin

I don't mind because I play him a bunch but share the wealth Blizz
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>>166138959
>But there is nothing about his character that suggests peaceful protest when threatened.
In your opinion, I see it differently, which is why I interpret this clash.
>It seems like you have this idea of how this character is and are treating it as fact.
Here's what I think: I think Mahatma Gandhi made enough of an impact on the enirety of humanity that if he never existed, the original inspiration behind Zenyatta's creation would probably be nonexistent, as would Zen. Its hard to view this character, a semi-spiritual leader of an oppressed minority, as even being extant had Gandhi not inspired it. Even the language zen uses suggests this: his greetings says "peace and blessings," he goes on and on on numbai how great it is humans and omnics get along, and in case you didnt notice theres kind of an undertone that humans and omnics suffer from something like racial friction, and theres even canon material that shows omnics being oppressed and all that. So clearly omnic civil rights are an issue, i wouldnt say that puts zen far off from being at least concerned with civil rights.

Whatever. The point im trying to make is that i understand that the multiplayer mode isnt canon, and i can forgive bastion because at least he USED to be a soldier or whatever, but i cant fathom why blizz made this character so painstakingly characterized by a tone of pacifism and nonviolence and then threw him in the multiplayer. And i understand theres some canon material that says in one sentence that he fights or whatever, but its not really the type of thing it takes one sentence to just explain away.
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>>166139807
Get fucked DPS baby
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>>166138510
>Scatter arrow
>Can 1-2 shot almost any hero
>Can spam his arrows with 0 repercussion
Minimal aim is required for this retard-proof hero
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>>166139650
It's confusing if the character model, its hitbox and silhouette don't match. You could think you are shooting the hero, but still miss slightly.
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>Junkrat is a literal zodiac animal
>Hanzo and Genji are DRAGONS

>doesn't get a skin
>Rein gets a skin
>despite being neither zodiac nor asian

EPIC
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>>166139590
As much as I like rein the last thing he needed was another fucking skin

>>166139650
changes how easy it is to hit her. It's actually a pretty significant game design decision. If she got a skin that decreased her silhouette volume then using that skin would give an advantage.

Then they would have a skin that could give a gameplay advantage aka pay to win, and an expensive temporary one at that.

Then again, they could also just keep the same fucking silhouette and let people still fucking hit her even if the shot "misses her" visually but still hits her hitbox.

All of this could have been avoided though if mei just didn't look like shit

>>166139831
I'm seriously convinced that they are hesitant to give Mei a non-fluffy stupid looking skin because it would prove that she is not fat and the mentally ill fat players / fat fetish people would love their minds.
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>>166139650
silhouettes are important to a character's design also in gameplay because it allows players to quickly identify which character is which.

still I think they could do better costumes, if she wore a cheongsam she'd have to be actual fatty.
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>>166139832
>implying that if we had an entire bible of material about the characters we wouldn't ship all the women with women and all of the men with men and throw shitfits about our ships not being the true canon
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>>166139554
I'm not entirely sure that's him. It's close, but something about it seems off to me.
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>>166139650

If you think people bitch about projectiles now, wait until you make Mei lose the coat and people start spamming Reddit with webms of people hitting areas she doesn't even have parts in.

They have to keep things consistent in terms of size and shape not just because it's less work, but if you're not careful you run into an LoL situation where some skins are BANNED from tournaments because the particle effects are too hard to distinguish/models that don't match the actual hitbox size.
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>>166136202
Wheres hanzo?
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https://youtu.be/LbDv7imglLI
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>>166140214
It just sucks that the only Chinese hero is a meme of shit
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>>166140212

It probably isn't him anyway, but very few, if any, voice actors can do a 1-to-1 reproduction of their professional work on cheaper microphones with no post editing.
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>Queue quickplay
>almost immediately regret the decision every time
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Was the PTR update today anything significant?
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>>166140337
She doesn't even look Chinese

Fuck race mixed chinese look more chinese than her
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>>166140214
>LoL situation where some skins are BANNED from tournaments because the particle effects are too hard to distinguish/models that don't match the actual hitbox size.

That's actually impressive. I didn't think Riot would be so retarded.
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>>166139881
But he is not characterized by pacifism and nonviolence.

Nowhere in the 2 paragraphs of lore about him does it say pacifist. He is characterized by spiritual enlightenment and helping others find inner peace.

He is not violent but he is not a pacifist.

When he kills widowmaker in game he doesn't say it's regretable. he says

>that was for my friend

He wants peace and, if necessary will fight for peace. Which is probably how he will tie into the larger story of Overwatch's return and the fight against Talon.
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>>166139964
We dont know if its JUST mei dva rein winston zen and roadhog

There could be more
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>>166140458
Mercy is a slut now.
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>>166140468
I'll never forget her character reveal and everyone but faggot central laughing their ass off

>>166140589
Maybe a few reskins but I'd doubt more legendary ones

>>166140620
>Mercy is a slut now.
>now
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>>166140620
r e e e e
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>>166135385
>>166134934
Not the same anon but he's partially right
Most non-McCree epics have been utter shit, but there are heroes with multiple event legendaries
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>>166140620
So nothing changed
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>>166138998
You were so close.
His Araghast Megatron is fucking goat
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>>166140620
>Now
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>>166140620
>>166140687
>>166140735

you need to stop this
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>>166140620
Lies!
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>>166138998
Roadhogs VA does an optimus
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>>166140858
Canon
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>log into /owg/
>"I wonder what they talk about all day.
>tfw it's all lesbian slut shipping but I realize I'll never stop coming back
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>>166140921
>Climb to 3450
>Suddenly get nothing but griefers, flamers, people going afk and just straight up retards picking shit like Junkrat
>Drop to 3350


OwO
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>>166140687
When was Mei revealed? I wanna see this
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>>166140979
This. Does anyone here ever actually talk about gameplay other than 'every on my team but me sucks'?
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>>166140471
this reminds when there was a glitch where getting killed by arcana tb made you untargetable and invincible in
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>>166141117
Why bother? This general is full of pleb bronze tier shitters that would rather play "for fun"
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>>166141117
I don't understand how do you want us to talk about gameplay. What is there to talk?
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>>166141030
good luck finding the /v/ threads, maybe you can find the twitch video buried on youtube though. Shit was funny as hell

>>166141117
Hey we discuss shit every now and then. At least the lesbians are pleasant to look at. Could be worse, /wowg/ has to deal with avatar spam of gnomes/pandas/furries/dwarves/goblins/orcs/etc.
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>>166140975
She's cute and festive, that's all!
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>>166141117

Sometimes there's impossibly shitty balance suggestions to look forward to.
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>tfw Sombra potg
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>>166140996
>climb to 2600
>decide to main sombra because shes fun
>drop to 1050

wew
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>>166140735
But there are women in that line.

Women can't have sex with other women.

Right?
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>>166141117
Talking about gameplay just devolves into people complaing about x character being overpowered because its a hard counter to their main
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>>166139964
I think genjis oni skin was supposed to be for this event but they finished it super early
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>>166135124
>scatter arrow after at least 3 reflects
>does 75hp damage per arrow

If you're going to give handsoap a one-hit-kill button for fat targets by shooting at their feet, at least give it damage fucking falloff
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>>166141285
jesus christ, why
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>>166140996
>main rein because it satisfies my autism
>climb to diamond and decide to go switch to Zarya
>tfw start win streak

Anyone else realize they had the wrong main after months of playing?

>>166141254
I'm 113 and never seen a single fucking sombra potg

I've literally watched a rein suicide charge off a cliff without killing anyone and get potg but never sombra
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>>166141341
mercy is a degenerate what did you expect
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>>166140620
>chu's waifu is a whore

How progressive
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>>166141406
I've seen 3 and have gotten 2.
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>>166140975
Delete. She is just being cute and happy on Christmas.
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>>166141404
if i go low enough maybe back to 500 where i calibrated i can go full circle and start winning again
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>>166141473
Maybe they're just trying to keep warm.
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>>166141406
Ive don it once in comp but we got steamrolled and it wasnt that great
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>>166141493
I've heard rumor of players forcing themselves to the bottom of the barrel and glitching the matchmaking to put them on top. Wouldn't put it past Blizz's algorithm ""logic"
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>>166141117
I have a story about how I bullied a Reinhardt to his breaking point, if that would help.
>>
What the fuck is going on in EU at this hour? Really, it's full of annoying kids spamming shit in chat, I just got a match with an enemy kid spamming I fkd ur mother for all the game, in another one there was a lvl 10 McCree calling everyone subhuman, and first minute in the game 4 people left. It should be nigh, shouldn't be the kids also in bed?
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>>166141493
>calibrated
Do you mean "placed?"
You placed at 500 SR?
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Stricter leaver penalty for comp when?
I'm tired of a single person ruining the experience for 5 other people, especially when we're winning the goddamn match and making me lose 70 goddamn SR
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>this image was made 5 months ago
hmmm really gets me thinking, blizz
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>>166134789
Step on me reaper!
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>>166141669
yes i did

>>166141598
last game i lost 100 sr and no i didnt leave
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BEST DVA SKIN?


its junebug/white rabbit
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>>166141706
How bout fucking comp not based on fucking win loss so if youre cursed with shit teams you still have a decent rank
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>>166141617
Greentext me.
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>>166141618
No fucking idea. They tend to be better than American servers because they avoid south american shitters but in Overwatch they are literally the worst server, behind even Brazil

>>166141706
Leaving needs a day ban and 10 game 75% exp penalty that doubles with each infraction.
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>>166141904
>yes i did
How.
We need to know. For science.
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Pharah is starting to become my most hated hero.

If you're in shitter SR (And mystery heroes) where nobody can aim, she's basically free wins
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>>166141909
that's a funny way of spelling junker
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>>166141618
GMT is 11pm right now.
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>>166141982
i mained sombra and lost 8/10

even now i still have 15% wr with her after 11 hours played
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>Carry shitters to victory
>don't get a single vote

It's not like it matters, but it's nice to get some recognition once in a while.
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>>166141915
If they ever make 3v3 or 1v1 in comp with separate SRs, I'm never playing team comp again until they fix it in a big way.
What's the point of placements if your placement is based on your previous SR, regardless of W/L performance?
Why not make everyone start over at 0 and let the system work itself out?
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>>166141904
>placed at 500

How? That's literally the bottom of the barrel, most people can't even get there if we tried
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>>166141945
thats too much bro, ive been kicked from a match because the game forced an update for no reason before and ive also been kicked for no reason from US
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>>166142026
>If you're in shitter SR (And mystery heroes) where nobody can aim, she's basically free wins
Fuck yeah she is.
Mystery Heroes is already "roll your main and win: the game mode," but when your main is Pharah and they have nothing that can shoot you down, you can damn near 1v6 the enemy team.
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>>166142165
As much as I like healers, the fact that they get automatic votes annoys the fuck out of me. It should go to the person who won the team the fucking game, not the players who did the least popular job
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>>166142251
i dont know how, i was 1550 in season 2, sombra requires a huge amount of team co operation to be effective

trends doesnt show the whole time because i cba getting master ow set up

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/edgelord420-21813
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>>166142314
Phara is the god of plat
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>be a 350 hp Torb
>get hooked
>ohk
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Are the Valentine's day skins in?
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>>166142570
speaking of torb imagine how good he would be if his gun was semi auto without the firecap and maybe give it 30 rounds instead of 18
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>>166142583
>hide post
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>>166142645
my dream. Also molten core should give infinite ammo.
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>>166142797
Fuck no, he's bullshit enough as it is.
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>>166142853
>torb
>bullshit

look he's good but he's not that good lmao
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do you guys know who's getting new skins? I wasn't around today
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>Why would you tryhard in comp when you could just have casual fun in QP???

Because of shit like this.
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>>166142940
Mei, D.Va, Rein, Winston, Zenyatta, Roadhog so far.
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>>166142853
>Torb is bullshit

??????
>>
>Ping spikes to 700 mid game
>Lose a duel to a shitter hanzo I would have beaten otherwise

STOP

STREAMING

GAY SHOWS

MOM
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>>166143020
>Rein
Wat?
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>>166142990
so THIS.....is the power....of the blizzard fan base.....

WWOAH......
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>>166142990
Just about the only upside of a high qp mmr is that people try hard to win every match.
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tfw you'll never play with Pharah's pussy
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>>166142853
hows bronze?
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>>166143112
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>>166141871
>this image was made 11 years ago

hmmm really gets me thinking, blizz
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>>166143115
Guess who got pocket healed and blew every ult 1v6?

>>166143156
Yeah this is on my fuckaround account, it's significantly better on my real one but it's still pretty bad and nowhere near as fun as comp Every match feels like at least two people are practicing wrong, for fun.
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>>166143109
STOP

LIVING

WITH YOUR

MOM
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>>166143593
GOOD

LUCK

IN THIS

ECONOMY
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>>166140514
>He wants peace and, if necessary will fight for peace.
do you see how this could be perceived as a catch 22
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>>166135510
>She's not used to them so she stumbles around and gets flustered.
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>>166143717
I'M A

DOCTOR

I'M FUCKING

LOADED
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>Prepatch has downloaded
Finally the Ana/D.Va nerfs are coming.
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Trump won niggers are illegal now, bye bye winston bye bye widownigger
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>>166141931
Took a little longer than expected, but here it is.
>defending on Hanamura on console
>pick Junkrat because it's qp and set my trap in front of the room with the health pack
>Reinhardt gets caught in it, I'm guarding the entire back route with our McCree so he goes down quick
>put trap back in the same place, process repeats with the same Reinhardt
>less than a minute later it activates a third time so I go out to check (I'm alone this time because the McCree is hanging out on the other side)
>it's Reinhardt again
>he immediately blows his ult on me then firestrikes and charges me to death
>his team takes point A but I can't even be upset because I'm just laughing at how mad this guy got already
>decide to stick to him the entire rest of the game
>hang out on the balcony by point B and take potshots at him because he keeps trying to go right down the center
>if he ever steps foot on the point I jump down and unload on him
>McCree bro gets in on this and starts gunning for both him and the Mercy that's now desperately pocketing him
>he ragequits after they lose
>teams break up because not enough players, get sorted into a new group on attack Hanamura
>clown shoes in comparison to the last round, nobody's really trying all that much this time
>except their Reinhardt
>realize that it's the same fucking guy on the defending team
>switch to Junkrat just to see if he recognizes me, come up to point A the same way he did
>he sees me and absolutely loses his shit
>ult-combos me again, still swinging his hammer like a maniac even after I die
>can almost hear the screaming
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>>166143863
>windownigger
Bleu?
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>>166139982
>it would prove that she is not fat
What constitutes fat. I imagine she's like pic related under the coat. Is this 'fat'?
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>>166140214
arent skins already banned from competitive overwatch

it all seems to be strictly default skins and default sprays

and seriously id be suprised if the never ending emotes werent disallowed too because a third person view can actually be an advantage in certain situations
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>>166143469
Lower ranks of comp are just like QP, except sometimes there are spergs who get so triggered by someone else's pick that they throw.
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>>166143918
widowmaker is the nigger of overwatch characters

>useless
>smells bad
>doesn't look human
>drain on the team
>even the best is still a nigger
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>>166143863
Moon people are not illegals
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>>166144021
That happens in GM too though
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>>166144079
I always called her 'windowlicker'.
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I heard bleu
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>>166144081
>people
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>>166138721
>Reaper's never had an ass
What do you need ass for when he has something even better?
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>>166143992

I think they just use alternate, tournament specific accounts. I don't really know how it works though.
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>>166143904
We need more posts like this.
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>>166135589
she had the france one in summer event, at least its something... maybe in next event, if there's another between this one and summer
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>>166143904
We need more posts like this.
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>>166141893
You got it.
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>>166144219
In custom games there's an option to disable non-default skins and they just use that.
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>>166143904
this just reeks of casual
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>>166144450
That's probably because I'm not very good and I play at a casual level.
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>>166134950
kill yourself. The shitmadas are the cringiest characters in the game.
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>>166141909
I like Junker D.va because she looks cute (mech is shit)
But Carbon Fiber is all round GOAT
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>>166140468
>Fuck race mixed chinese look more chinese than her
True dat, Mei aint no chink at all
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>>166140620
whew, im glad knowing that since may i was only a lesser hooker all this time
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>>166144265
>>166144370
>attempt to post
>sorry, you have mistyped the CAPTCHA, please try again
>complete second CAPTCHA
>sorry, you have mistyped the CAPTCHA, please try again
>complete third CAPTCHA
>sorry, you must wait longer before making a duplicate post
>refresh
>post has gone through despite only getting error messages
>refresh
>two posts have gone through
Japmooooooooooooot
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>>166144538
>tfw have literally every D.Va skiin but hate D.Va and never play her
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>>166143348
>that hog skin

anyone else fucking hoping for floppy ear physics?
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>>166144572
Sounds you need to buy a 4chan Pa$$™
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>>166144320

What should her next skin be though?
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>>166144180
it's definitely more human than the brazilians, indians, and french
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>>166144715
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>amerilards waking up
>posting quality dramatically dropping
Certainly causes my noggin to go joggin
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>>166144584
>have all Tracer legendaries including the Origins one
>one of my least played characters and absolutely hate her
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>>166144856
It's almost 4 PM on the west coast
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This is your chance to say goodbye to Hana until the day she becomes viable again.
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>>166145124
good riddance fucking fat gook bitch
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>>166144958
>he doesn't wake up at 4pm
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>When you aren't steamrolling the other team the game feels like an awkward clunky mess
I hate this feeling
>>
>win game by a clutch
>lose to people on my team trolling
>win game by a clutch
>lose to people on my team trolling

so what rating does this game become anything more than a gambling simulator?
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>>166144737
I'd still like this one
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>>166145124
Farewell, and good riddance to the worst period of Overwatch in the single hero era!
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>>166144737
Something with a skirt and/or high boots please
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when will Zarya be nerfed?
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>>166145352
>beating a dead horse this hard
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>>166145352
zarya a shit

She can't kill anything with taht weak ass laser, even at 99% charge
>>
>Solo qeue compettive
>Guy on our team picks winston and shit talks the rest of the team
>Spends whole round solo rushing , maybe getting one kill, then dying.
>Blames everyone else for the round loss
>Next game
>He's on the enemy team, 4 of the people from the old team he shit talked are on our team
>He picks winston again
>Gets absolutely fucking trashed

Felt sooooo good.
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>>166144572
>not being able to solve captcha without even looking at what to choose

the magic is weak with you
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>>166145719
winston mains are the worst

egotistical assholes
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>>166145630
>tfw no more 100% charge from one firestrike
I miss the old blatantly overpowered Zarya
She's still good to use but it's not the same

At least squishy D.va to bully is coming back
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>>166145124
Fuck off and don't come back
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>>166145124
I'm throwing her a going away party!
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>Play Winston
>Enemy team has 2 healers
>I can never kill anyone now

Fun
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>>166145124
I'm still going to use her.
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>>166146259
Good for me, I'll laser your ass as Zarya
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>>166146093
yeah his gun needs a serious buff.
>>
~1.2GB patch PogChamp
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Does /owg/ have a discord?
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>>166145124
The only way to make her viable again is to revert the change. So probably not happening for awhile.

Its weird, what COULD you do to D'Va to make her viable other than swapping up the health/armor again?
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>>166146398
yes but it's gay af
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>>166146323
That's okay.
It's only natrual for an enemy to take out the biggest target
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>>166146398
Yeah dude. Here https://discord.gg/Overwatch
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>>166146453
Chenging her kit. Really, unless you make her OP like now she is never going to be seriously used. Every other thank do what she tries to do way better
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>>166146398
no
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>>166146598
she needs to be able to shoot a missile or something
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Overall, was Roadhog buffed or nerfed? I can't tell anymore.
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>>166146563
>r/overwatch
cunt
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>>166146752
Berfed
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>>166146752
Buffed, but dont tell anyone
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I wish I could climb the Gold/Plat wall.
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>>166146862
dont bother diamonds literally forced 50
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> Consistent W>L for the past week (Plat>Diamond)
> Still around the 2800 mark

> Friend has 36/36 W/L balance in one day [over past week]
> Pushing 2900 mark

I'm starting to give up on this game
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>>166146862
I don't care about rank that much, It wouldn't be fun to get there with Lucio or Rein. I just want to git gud and achieve god tier aim.
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>>166146598
You could say that about ALL the shit characters, that isn't an option like Symmetra I feel. Like her +25 shield was actually nothing so it had to be changed.

>>166146705
I think melee during shift could be a unique move, big knockback to really fuck up a clumped team. Maybe a ground slam that does like 50 damage and knocks everyone away from where you land
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>>166146829
Yeah, it feels like a buff to me. Might as well start playing this OP pig fucker more.
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>>166147035
Anything AoE sounds good. However I bet that kind of slam will be DoomFists thing
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>>166147005
>everyone says to climb you should be Lucio or Rein
>no one jumps to these characters
Is that the secret to finding someone good at the game? Finding someone who instalocks Lucio or Rein?
>>
>>166146961
This. Diamond is fucking terrible right now, I legit stopped giving a shit about SR since I'll never make it to Master.
>>
Please post irrefutable proof that Dr. Angela Ziegler, a.k.a. Mercy is a pedophile.
My friends need to know the error of their ways.
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>>166146961
Forced 50 is a forced meme.
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>mfw blizzard will never acknowledge the real cause of the tank meta and why 90% of the cast is irrelevant
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>>166147161
For his ult maybe, but unless he gets flight he won't be able to do it. Even then Rein also does a big ground slam as a non-flight character.

If Doom Fist gets a big AOE ground attack, it would need to be like Thor from Smite, or that one dude from League. He jumps out of the map, and you can target from way fucking up in the skybox and fly in after a delay.
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>>166147332
>Jeff said Ana is not OP and doesn't need big nerfs
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>>166147295
I'm sure people over at /u/ would be happy to help you out.
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>>166147430
ana is his gilfu

he won't ever nerf her
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>>166147332
>>166147430
That's because she's underpowered as fuck when playing casual.
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>>166146705
Pharah and D.Va switch ults
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>>166144320
What the fuck is going on with her neck
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>>166147332
This.

The meta will hardly change. Tanks will still continue to utterly shit on every other class in the game and Ana will never be fixed.
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>>166147654
that would be really fucking cool but would make no sense unless pharah's suite turned into like a samus ball when she ejects
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>>166147332

> it's a ANA AND MEI RUIN RANKED EPISODE
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>>166147654
Change the missiles to funnels
>>
PROPOSED PATCH NOTES

>Nerf D. Va somehow. I suspect modifying her Defence Matrix so that it isn't toggleable, it's just activate-for-a-few-seconds-then-stop (think Zarya) would be fair.
>Reduce tank damage output globally. We can't reduce their health, because then they wouldn't be tanks.
>Reduce Heavy Pulse Rifle DPS.
>Reduce the size of Mei's magazine.
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>>166145124
>tfw Hana "mains" are going to keep playing her like a tank and get shit on and my rating is going to sky rocket
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>>166147918
>That first note being a literal "Unrework her defense matrix."
Hilarious.
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>>166147654
>Zero suit Pharah

I don't think my dick could handle that.
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>>166147918
Her defense matrix needs to just have it's charge reduced when it absorbs a shot. It's complete bullshit that she can eat an entire Phara ult
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>>166148078
sry but they have advanced gook tech that makes shields truly invincible
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>>166148006
that would be a little too risque for this game
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>>166147819
Kinda like Tediore guns, she just chucks her whole rocket launcher and it explodes based on how much ammo she has
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>>166147654
>>166148006
>Pharah blows her ult
>has to run around with just her rocket launcher, unable to fly
>running around like this until a drone flies over and gives her jetpack rig back
That would be strangely humbling.
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>>166147295
Angela is a predator!
>>
Post new hero ideas here! I'll start...

>healer
>can pull a fuckton of heals out of her as at any range on demand
>its totally balanced because you have to aim a large hitbox that can be either projectile or hitscan
>a competent player can sustain three tanks by themselves, a good one can work with four tanks
>can also do damage to enemies with the exact same function that heals teammates
>can heal, buff the shit out of all friendly healing, do damage AND completely negate any and all enemy healing in a large aoe on a negligible cooldown
>can completely deny most ults with either the regular ability above or another ranged stun ability on a similarly minor cooldown
>will be objectively the best healer in the game but will also be a monster in 1v1s with flankers too for some fucking reason
>ult makes a teammate get all glowy for a bit and they do more damage/take less
Thoughts? Critiques? Do you think this is balanced?
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>>166148397
How about a support hero whose job is to increase the health of team mates? Like torb's healthpacks except it's not torbs
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>>166147295
She's sick!
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>>166147819
>pharah's suite turned into like a samus ball when she ejects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIujsEV58I
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Just started playing competitive overwatch.

Why are people such cunts? "Stop playing this, play that hero." "Wow you're only that level? So bad. Why even play? Just fuck off"
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>tfw 1980 SR
G-guess it's back to QP for me...
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Mercy is a pedophile! I saw her with a little korean girl one time!
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>>166148632
That's called the truth anon

you're the cunt for not taking it seriously and taking the critique personally
>>
Aaaand of course, fuck this game
>lose a fuckton of games in QP
>finally we are matched against some low level scrubs, one of them picks Widow
>see killcams, he's fucking godtier
>another guy picks Widow in the second round
>he's even fucking better
>discover they are both CS;GO pros
My fucking luck
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>>166147295
And a bad influence!
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>>166148712
What critique? No one is telling me what I'm doing wrong or how to play better.
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>>166148712
Not him, but "stop playing" isn't some deep critique worth taking seriously in a video game.
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>>166148668
I hang out with little korean girls all the time

doesn't make mean im a pedo
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>when you win an absolutely amazing game with Reinhardt in randoms
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>>166147430

>Says they want to be careful nerfing her as to not remove one of only four healers from the game
>JEFF SAID SHE'S NOT OP
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>>166148837
Get outta here Mercy before I call the police.
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>>166148639
1. work through your feelings of justifiable despair
2. pick Pharah
3. rain death on the idiots who actually deserve to be at that SR as long as you aren't one of them
4. ride that train all the way to platinum if you can
5. have the sense to use her far less often once you get high enough
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>>166147295
She needs help.
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>>166148078
>i was asking for this literally day one of the original matrix rework
>mfw all the problems that wouldnt exist had they just done that in the first place instead of this retarded health pool dance
why do they refuse to address the actual cause of balance issues
why is it always "x might be a little too strong, so instead of actually doing anything at all to x, we at blizzard have decided to randomly change the values of y and z, we think thats a good solution to this problem and in best case might artificially drop the belonging characters pickrate, meaning that people will stop complaining about that specific design flaw until we arbitrarily decide to buff the character again after the about two months it takes for us to completely forget what this character does"
its like a retarded man running frantically around his house flipping all off the light switches trying to turn off the oven as his kitchen burns to the ground
>>
>>166148837
>>166148942
>doesn't make mean im a

she's already drunk

You're a terrible doctor and a terrible human being, Angela!!!
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>>166148841
>when you pin the fucking healer
>when you dodge their reinhardt and reverse pin him
>when you bait block his ult and then proceed to ult and rape his team

Maining Reinhardt is a way of life
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>>166148739
>they added a pre-game interaction between Mercy and McCree
>she sternly reminds him that smoking is bad for your health
>he blows her off like a typical degenerate

God, and I thought that I loved her already...
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>>166149215
but anon

Mercy is the biggest degenerate
>>
>>166149215
>She keeps telling Rein to retire

The dirty slut should mind her own business

Rein just wants to die in battle, not in his sleep.
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>>166148841
>>166149183
>Rein Versus Rein
>*INARTICULATE ARABIC SCREAMING*
>"I'M FEELING POWERF-"
>Hammer Down
>Firestrike
>Pin him to the wall 40 feet away
>Back away knowing you just neutered their offense greatly
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>>166149215
>pedophiles trying to take the moral high ground from smokers
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>>166148837
>>
Oh shid guys, my game is downloading the patch already, it's 1.44 gb. Of course it will be ready the day it officially comes out
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>>166149393
>you will never be reinhardt's squire
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>>166149438
I'm an english teacher in korea
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>>166149393
For real, I think Rein has some serious survivor's guilt for not being around for the Battle of Eichenwalde or something.
>Whole order and his master die, save him in the battle.
>>
>Hanamura atk
>It's the defense heroes only brawl

JUST
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>>166149183
>when reinhardt charges you off a cliff and you translocate out and he kills himself

wew
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>>166149016
I was actually shocked the matrix wasn't designed that way off the bat.

Then again it's blizz so
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>>166149425
>Carry their rein away way behind their lines
>They all somehow forget about you after you murder him
>Casually come up behind them
>How to make mashed potatoes with a rocket hammer.mkv
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>>166149605
fuuuuuuug that sounds fun
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>game wants you to lose sr.
>constantly dumps you with niggers boosting their frinds' accounts on your team.
>they're always 400+ skill rank below the teams average.
>you get that fuck that thinks it's smart to play symmettra, even though they've only played her for an hour total.
>you get widowmaker on hollywood defence, bearing in mind you're pretty shit if you're playing widowmaker at platinum rank games.
>they win the match uncontested because they have a reinhardt whose shield never breaks.
>they have an ana.
>you get a mercy pocket healslut that's dead more than alive.

Blizzard really needs to have a long think about the cunts boosting their friends' accounts especially, since it puts that much of a fucking burden on the rest of the team. Why in the fuck did they think 1000SR difference either way would be beneficial to anybody?

If you aren't in the same rank then you should fuck off and stack in quickplay or something, or tell your friend not to be shit at the game and climb rank.

>imblying some nigger who can't get above 2600 sr deserves to play with people who fucking solo-climbed to diamond.
>>
>>166148639
What hero are you using?
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>>166148965
Thank you for the advice.
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>>166149425
>>*INARTICULATE ARABIC SCREAMING*
kek also
>start on offense watchpoint
>rein is standing on my fucking cart
>swing until he backs off like the bitch he is and then charge him off the fucking cliff
>by the time he runs his metal ass back I've already spawned and wiped his fucking team
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>>166149541
I heard Korea is a shitty place and the people are awful
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>>166149584
Wouldn't surprise me. I just hope he still has fun with his friends.

>>166149481
This is true suffering. What I'd give to hear his stories.
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>>166149821
Well, Anon lives there, so this seems likely.
>>
>>166149425
>*INARTICULATE ARABIC SCREAMING*

Warīhum quwitak!
>>
>>166149814
I like having to explain to teammates that a good suicide like that puts us in a better position.

They complain that I killed myself, but our spawn is RIGHT THERE and I'll be back at the cart 15 seconds before that guy can see it.
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>>166149814
>Ilios
>that point with the house on the edge
>get to the point before the others because lucio
>charge 4 of the team mates into the fucking water
>team caps because it's now 2v5
>>
what do I have to do to get a kind anon to gift me this game on pc
>>
>Every youtube video of "WORLDS BEST SOMBRA/ GODLY SOMBRA" are unedited videos of losing rounds or players getting outplayed by the enemy Sombra

Sooo, who's the best at Sombra?
>>
>>166149821
It's not as great as I thought it would be. The people are definitely ruder and more selfish than in Canada but it's not too bad, some really nice folk here too and the food is great.
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>mfw i caught five nano-boosts in one game as lucio
>>
Complete noob here.
How do i kill Pharah when she's being pocketed by a Mercy? whenever i pick Soldier the lolfalloff makes me deal no damage and then 2 shots me.
>>
>>166150046
>when she's being pocketed by a Mercy
shoot mercy first

Also, burst fire for added accuracy.
>>
>at cousins house
>he plays on ps4
>play a game of comp on his account
>he's 3811
>game loads
>duo q on our team picks widow and hanzo
>they stay in spawn all 3 rounds with the sit emote
>4v6 for 3 rounds
>we lose
>they leave and send a message saying "thanks"
>lost 29
>cousin asks how the game went
>tell him and ask how you report people on ps4
>he tells me you can't
>console players go through this regularly

ho lee shit
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>>166150002
are you a girl?
>>
>>166149990
>>team caps because it's now 2v5
you ve literally descibed how i lose 9/10 of my capture the point games
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>>166150046
dont pick a hitscan, that way you can blame someone else because it's not your job
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>>166149821
Sounds like something the Japanese would say.

>>166150017
Do they distrust you for being a foreigner? Is most of the diet fish or what? Are the girls cute? Is it really impossible to get your hands on internet porn?
>>
Fnatic got stomped at apex. It was painful to watch.
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>>166149605

>Only two slots have any variation because the other four are snipers
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>>166149901
is this supposed to be a race swap au
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WRESTLE WITH JEFF PREPARE FOR DEATH
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>>166150046
ProTip: Focus fire the healer(s), you always kill them first.


this is basically ignored in all the lower ranks so tell your team.
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>>166149986
had some autistic faggot yesterday lose his fucking because I ulted on the mexican map final point trying to glitch it through a wall cause I got roadhog pushed into the air and down on the other side of the wall. Was no possible way I could have run back around and they ended up capping a half second.

Didn't stop him from screeching into the mic that I'm a fucking retard for trying that. Some people are just born mentally disabled
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It's interesting to look back at what the devs said about the characters when the game was first revealed ay Blizzcon. For instance Pharah's final bio doesn't say anything about an Academy

>We had Pharah — a former security officer. Pharah kind of missed joining Overwatch, her mother was a part of Overwatch, and she always really wanted to be a part of it but by the time she graduated from the academy Overwatch was gone. So, Pharah with her rocket suit and her devastating fire power dreams of a world where Overwatch comes back to uphold the ideas of justice in the world.
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>>166150002
By giving us a reason to. Go on, make your argument.
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>>166150145
Alright. I mean that's pretty hard since i also need to dodge those 120 damage rockets but i'll try.
Any general tips for dealing with Pharah aswell? she completely shits on everything in this rank because most people's aim(including mine) are pretty sub-par so it's almost impossible to shoot her out the sky.

>>166150195
But i want to climb and get better.
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>>166150325
>but by the time she graduated from the academy Overwatch was gone
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>block earth shatter
>charge ana and pin her dead
>turn and earth shatter the rest of them
>tfw I see my team chasing a fucking genji instead of raping the stunned team

priorities people the fuck

>>166150325
Blizzard basically tapes a bunch of fanfiction to a wall and throws darts to see what to mix into their fucking bio
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>>166150284
I mean, as low a rank i am (high gold) i think everyone does that, including me.
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>>166150284
whenever I've had a good ranked run I just go quickplay and fuck healers constantly as trace

fun as hell
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>>166150325
>We have “Widowmaker”, who you saw in the intro. Widowmaker was taken and transformed. She was a very nice girl at one point and was transformed into one of the world’s most deadliest assassins, her blood literally runs cold. But we hope that one day with some therapy and guidance she can be nicer to people.
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Hana Song loves COCKS
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>>166150481
>16 earthshatter stuns
>5 earthshatter kills
i hate tank meta so fucking much
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>>166150325
But that greentext contains the word 'academy'.
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>>166150264
I bet the artist is used to only drawing animu grills and burly brown men, but I like the scenario.
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>>166149735
I've won with two teams who were 500 SR above me as Lucio and Zen, who I had zero hours with on that account

As for everything else, sounds like you should play a carry hero if every match is so out of your hands.
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>>166150309
I don't think a lot of people understand the properties of rein's ult, what it can and can't pass through, and how easily it can be stopped.

Sometimes, a lot of times, taking risks with it is the only way to use it.
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Dva requires no skill. No wonder she is getting nerfed. Enjoy your sloppy seconds.
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>placements on friends account
>7-3 only losing because someone left

>placements on my account
>retards everywhere
>no one listens
>dcs
>already 1-3
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>>166150412
Pharah's hard counter is aim. At higher levels she's almost unplayable because Soldier76 and other hitscan heroes totally destroy her. So yeah you s hould start working on that aim or use characters that don't require it like Rein or Lucio.
There are a lot of tips on how to improve, like lowering your sens, buying a larger mousepad, use your a rm to aim etc. but of course you have to practice a lot
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>>166150213
Some of them yeah, mostly the older generation is racist. Depends, closer to the coasts you'll get mostly fish but I'm inland in a city so I can get w/e, the BBQ is amazing.

The girls are very cute (not as perfect as 4chan will have you believe) but there are some real hotties here....the problem is many are already taken....though I'm a big guy so I do well for myself.

You definitely have to use a VPN
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>>166150882
>implying any tank requires skill
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>>166150897
I had people quit out on my team in 5 of my placement games.

It sucked.
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>>166150818
It's gotten to the point that I just wait for barrier to break before I ult. Also I managed to get to the top of gold before I realized I could block his ult.

>>166150714
>fat mei fetish
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>>166151025
no bully
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>>166150897
you're just going to end up near where you were last season
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>>166150950
I did recently lower my sensitivity and started aiming with my arm and that really helped me out on most heroes.
Right now i CAN hit Pharah, but i just don't deal enough damage before she 2-3 shots me.
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>>166151094
She's fat!
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>>166150950
Hell Zen can kill her before even half her ult gets off
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>>166151138
She has to get extra large to fit her boobs! She's not fat.
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Is there a point where the characters stop getting nerfed and buffed? I've never really played a game that gets this frequent of updates.
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People who say 'GG' or 'GGWP' are literally the biggest faggots in the game.

>Lose
>SILENCE
>Win
>HAHA GGWP ALL :DDD
>Stomp
>GGWP ALL :dDD
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>>166151212
>MASTER XEHANORT! NO WAY!
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>>166151094
she is literally the worst girl >>166140337

Everything about her sucks
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>>166151248
somebody's


TRIGGERED
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>>166151212
People talk about drawing Symmetra off model, but Junkrat's looking straight out of Square Enix here.
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>>166151213
She's a fucking fatass! Fat fuck!
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>>166150950
If you're up against hitscan, short of switching what you should be doing is attacking from beyond their falloff range which is much easier to do now with her jet adjustments: they have falloff and you do not.

If that just isn't possible because of the map then you should absolutely switch
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>>166151212
>Mei is a fat whale
>every fan art makes her look skinny
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>>166151358
>implying you wouldn't that that cow all the way to the fair
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>>166151358
Wrong she is not fat >>166143984

She's just a little squishy with big boobs and a big butt.
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>>166151248
I only say GG in team chat when we win. Where am I?
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>Favorite hero is Genji an Rein
Am
Am I faggot?
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>>166150002
If you had asked when the game was on sale I would have gifted you the game.
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>>166142419
I placed in high 60's in S1, didn't even finish my placement matches in S2, and in S3 I was placed at 2550.

It's impressive how low you were placed.
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>>166151354
>Ears are also placed totally wrong
>Junkrat's arm is a total mess, his whole arm is shorter than half of Mei's waist
/ic/ fucked me up
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>>166151517
>and Rein
Nope
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>>166151440
Mei is tiiic

not fat

there's a difference
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>>166151139
I find Zen is generally easier to use for killing Pharahs. A good pharah knows how to stay far enough away from Soldier that his damage falloff makes his dps negligible, even when burst firing. Zen's orbs on the other hand, travel fast enough to make it hard to avoid, have a fat hit box, and no damage falloff.
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Post yfw most people on this sub would rather fuck DVA over Mei
git got imgur
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>1.3GB preload
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>>166151597
Zenyatta is a gift.
Wish they'd buff his healing a little so it isn't ever so slightly better than Lucio's.
Then again his damage is pretty nuts.
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ATTENTION

THE PTR WILL GO LIVE ALONGSIDE THE EVENT UPDATE ON TUESDAY.

THAT MEANS VALENTINES LINES WILL BE UP.
I REPEAT.
VALENTINES LINES WILL GO LIVE.

PLAN AHEAD AND PREPARE FOR POTENTIAL SHIT STORM.

KEEP IN MIND IT IS LIKELY WE WILL GET NEW VOICE LINES. GENJI AND MERCY WERE ONLY A TASTE OF WHAT TO EXPECT.
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>teammates only care about winning when it's 0-2 and the enemy has 99%
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>>166151440
>sprays confirm that she's skinny
>new skin also shows that
Are you arguing that every single thing isn't canon

>>166151659
Disgusting. People would fuck a skinny boy over a procacious woman
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>>166151212
>that junkrat
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>>166151681
>Zenyatta
>his damage is pretty nuts
____ :^)
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>>166151659
>d.va or mei

Gross
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>>166151718
>mercy has lines with pharah
>and mccree
>and jack
>and junkrat
>and roadhog
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Can Zarya bubble build charge through Rein's shield? I don't mean firestrike or Sym m2s, just normal damage. It seems like I get ~20 charge when I use it on him and he doesn't drop shield like a good boy.
>>
i want fat mei to fart in my mouth
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>>166151098
This season was the first time I did placements on his account. I ended up at 3300ish and worked my way up to 3600.. Now on my actual account I get stuck with these leavers and shitters. Probably gonna have to win my way out of gold at this rate.
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>>166151778
>new skin also shows that

Not it doesn't. She looks equally fat as the default skin.

>sprays confirm that she's skinny

Sprays arent canon.

>Reaper is a BMX pro guys!

See how stupid that sounds?
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>>166151904
That would cause a shit storm.
Any valentines lines will cause a shit storm. Any. You should know this.
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>>166151510
You're alright.
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>Must violence always be the solution?
>VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER
If you're Streetpigging and you're not using that line, what the fuck are you doing?
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Anyone have a clue when this Season will end? Prob beginning of April?
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>Avoid comp because reasons
>accidentally click it and got into a game instantly
>some guy dcs
>room self destructs

wew
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>>166151992
>I have never invested in a ship so deeply before.
But why?
There's almost nothing in lore or anything to suggest a relatinship.
They both just happen to have winged suits.
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>>166152065
late feb/early march

it started in early december iirc and seasons last 3 months
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>>166152065

Soon as possible hopefully; it's been a shit season.
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>>166152065
What happens at the end of a season?

Do we do placement matches again? Does our new rating depend on our previous rating?
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>>166151905
yes
the hitbox is the actual bubble, theres no tricks with zarya abilities, because the bubble pokes slightly out of the shield in the center the enemy can hit it and can build you charge
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>>166152065
Late February / early March.
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>>166152164
unless they change it, yes to all of that
>>
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>>166152164
no comp mode for a week

Do we do placement matches again?
yes

Does our new rating depend on our previous rating?
unknown
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>>166152164
>Does our new rating depend on our previous rating?
I won 8/10 games and got placed at my Career low. Someone on Twitch lost 8/10 and got placed in Masters.

Yes, it's dependent on your previous rank.
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>>166152185
Wait how does a mercy get on fire?
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>>166152116
Pharah used the word together when talking to Mercy so that obviously means they're destined for each other and will slam clams all night every night.
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>No other nation gets 3§ overwatch characters
>USA gets
>McCree
>Soliders 76
>Mercy
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>>166151681
i wish he had multiple healing orbs that would each reduce his orb of destructiom's clip as a catch
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>>166152295
mercy is swiss
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>>166151718
Were the lines actually on the PTR or were they just mined?
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>>166152295
Mercu isn't american........
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>>166151975
>Sprays arent canon.
Yeah but they wouldn't make her skinny for no reason, if she's fat she reimains fat. Road doesn't become skinny too, Junkrat doesn't get fat, Zarya is always bulky.

>See how stupid that sounds?
That's because it was the Summer Sports event, not the weightchanging one, as I said, there wasn't any reason to make Mei skinny if she was fat

>Not it doesn't. She looks equally fat as the default skin.
There was a pic here showing her silhoutte drawn down. It's not D.Va tier skinny but totally not fat
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>>166152295
>Mercy
>American
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>>166152295
Reaper is from LA
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>>166152286
By getting good
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>>166152295
>mercy american
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>>166152401
i.e. mexican
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>>166152332
>>166152363
>>166152396


She has a Swiss skin, in her Bio she was born in the US
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>>166152356
As far as I know they were just mined from the patch. This event will end a week before Valentine's so they could just activate them at the event end or however they did it with the New Year's lines.
>>
Why is rank mode so flawed?
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>>166152561
because you're shit
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>>166152291
>the word
?
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>>166136859
woooooooooooooooo...
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>>166152510
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mercy/

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Mercy

No it doesn't. Where did you see it?
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>>166152561
Because Blizz had to be "innovative"
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>>166152613
you didn't hear about the word?
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>>166152613
Should've said Pharah used the word "together".
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>>166152227
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>carry team all game as Sombra on Volskaya on both defense and attack
>constant flow of compliments as i take out 3-4 people and secure constant teamfights along side zarya and reinhardt
>we eventually lose because they start trolling for 7m
>REPORT SOMBRA TY
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=>>166152295
>americuck edumanmcation
>>
I find Hanzo's interactions with Genji quite strange

>first he says Genji is not the person he knew
>then he says he is and will always be a failure
>in the end he says with a regretful tone he's beyond redemption

What's with him?
>>
>>166152856
>my team complains to enemy team because i picked sombra
>enemy team says i played the best
>my team gets increasingly butthurt

every single sombra game
>>
Can we just be happy Canadians didn't get a character
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>>166152987
Some part deep down is still the Shimada heir while the other part is a Hanzo who just wants to live his life how he sees fit.
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>>166153056
They got half of one
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>>166153113
You think Pharah is a fucking canadian
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>>166153168
Her dad is
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>>166152987
Genji used to be a stuck up brat who he had to put down but is now at peace thanks to zenyatta's trianing

He just hates genji

He regrets killing him
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>>166153168
No, I think she's half Candian, please keep up
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>>166152992
Always fucking happens when you play flanker. Its because the enemy team feels your presence while your team is doing fuck all.
>Keep denying the enemy their health kits
>Take down low hp targets
>Hack key targets
>Ult 4-5 people
>We lose
>FUCKING SOMBRA REPORT HER FOR TROLL PICKING
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>>166153056
They got half of one
>>
nth for nothing will ever be fixed unless it directly leads to more loot box sales
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>>166153224
I thought her dad was reaper or soldier?
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>play 200 levels on console
>switch to PC
>this is my new home now
>had to give up all of the good skins that I have from my time on console
I'm in genuine pain.
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>>166152613
This one line

>Let's clear the skies together

That's it. That is the entire basis behind Phamercy and all of the tumblrinas that support it. Nothing else, no lore, no comic interactions. NOTHING.

Pharah has NOTHING to do with Mercy. Pharah has more to do with Rein, Reaper, Jack and McCree before she even has anything to do with Mercy. Mercy is closer to Genji, and all the old soldiers. To Mercy, Pharah literally was "just that kid her colleague sometimes brought to work".
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>>166153362
Nah, this is him.
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>>166153251
oh man i love the meme where people cannot understand that you have to play around the cd and duration of translocator and think you have to cap the point
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>>166153413
thats what you deserve for being a consolecuck
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>>166153439
do you think he ate ass
>>
>>166153224
>>166153439
why do you think hes canadian
>>
>>166153413
witch mercy is D I V I N E
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>>166153491
Fight me, memelord.
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>>166153413
Same man, especially witch Mercy, Dr Junkenstein and Nihon Genji are my biggest regrets. Still is worth
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>>166153439
>her dad has some graying hairs
>ana is completely gray, missing an eye and looks her age

must have been a stay at home dad
>>
>>166153540
Well they're in a place where it's snowing at Christmas with hockey on tv with a Candian flag in the corner. Apparently that would also add a story reason for her Thunderbird/Raindancer skins.
>>
>>166153540
the lore is very deep omg the lore is so fucking deep dude i can't fucking believe how deep the lore is in this game dude
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>>166153647
its also christmas you fucking idiot

shes not canadian
fuck you faggot
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>>166150004
my boyfriend constantly uses the ps4 for fallout and no longer want to be consolefag
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>>166153647
fuck that's pretty gay
>>
>>166153540
>>166153647
Also her ring has something to do with engineering students who graduate from a specific school in Canada, I think.
>>
>>166153439
That's her boyfriend who they then said wasn't her boyfriend because tumblr started raging
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>>166153647
>Thunderbird/Raindancer skins.

These skins were a mistake. They've brought only pain.
>>
>>166153439
Didnt they confirm this wasn't her dad
>>
>tfw /vg/ doesn't have any sort of group community like leddit

I just wanna play with people who aren't going to get buttblasted over the smallest things
>>
>>166153592
>Dad
He is her Leave Lover my friend. He gave her loads of maple syrup if you know what i mean.
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>>166153691
FUCK wrong comment reply
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>>166153738
they confirmed she wasn't on a date
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>>166152987
>This guy is all calm and collected and nothing like that spoiled brat I used to beat up
>I refuse to believe that spoiled brat has turned into this seemingly respectable person
>I refuse to believe that spoiled brat is now probably living a happier life than me, after I spent years wallowing in regret for thinking I killed said spoiled brat
>This guy definitely isn't my spoiled brat brother, nosirree
>I have to be more honorable.

The entirety of Hanzo's interactions with Genji is just him being in denial about absolutely everything.
>>
>>166153738
No, they confirmed she wasn't on a date and then Chu joked that Pharah isn't a Bruins fan.
>>
>>166153750

Have you read this general?
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>>166153750
You do realize we're the people that can get buttblasted the most right?
>>
>>166153750
I would never want to play with the faggots here
>>
>>166153750
i dont think theres enough players here above 3500 to even fill a single team
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>>166153540
>literally watching Canadian hockey with a flannel tablecloth and puffy vests
it doesn't get any more canadian than that dude
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>>166154068
Nah, people here are too good

t. a lowly gold
>>
>>166153265

> tfw no mei nerf's inc anytime soon
> but R.H hook got gutted
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>>166153750
cause we're all anonymous you fucking retard
>>
>>166153647
it was an international game. why else would the canadian flag be there?
Is Genji arabic because of his legendary skin?
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>20 heroes hooked
>12 eliminations
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>>166153750
I get buttblasted every time I play, sorry
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>>166154168
Mei is perfectly balanced
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>>166154209
apparently those skins are problematic too but nobody talks about it
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>>166154258
pffft hahaha
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>>166154209
PHARNADA FAGS BTFO
>>
>>166154258

> Mei
> Balanced

Pick one
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>>166154174
Oh is that why there's a discord....uhhh
>>
>>166154258
>Mei is perfectly balanced
fat fag detected
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>>166154258
>Immortal ice block with healing powers
>5 million hp shield that she can use to get to high places
>Gun that slows down your aiming reticle
>Also functions as a projectile sniper gun
>balanced

AHAHAHAHA
>>
>>166154346
>>166154360
>>166154484

Jesus FUCKING Christ

are you guys in bronze or something? Mei is perfect where she is, nerfing her would make her more useless then bastion
>>
>>166154507
None of that seems wrong considering she occupies a Defense DPS slot, except for fucking with mouse sensitivity. That's complete horseshit.
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>>166154507
>>166154484
>>166154360
>>166154346
t. assblasted tank/healer mains
>>
>>166154527

> Can freeze back to back without a CD
> Wall is extremely powerful on O.T Cart push + Point captures
> Heal still during ice tomb
> AOE freeze
> Bronze

Mei fag confirmed
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>>166154527
Don't try to talk sense into these fags. They're the same shitters who think Pharah needs a huge nerf because they can't hit her.
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>when you boost to the cart as Rein but don't notice the Bastion until it's too late

this is why i hate hollywood
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>>166154674
You seem to be upset that a Defense hero has effective tools for defending chokes and points.
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>>166154674
I've reached that point where I don't know whether or not I should engage this post seriously because of how dumb it is.
>>
>>166154619
She certainly does a lot more than most other defense heroes. She has higher hp than all of them and a self heal. Only defense hero that also has that is Bastion but he only exists to stomp pubs.
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>>166154817

yet she rides the cart and freezes people back to back.

then again, this is overwatch /vg/ where people know shit about anything overwatch related.
>>
>>166154669
Honestly Zenyatta is when I'm best able to deal with her. I can't kill her as fucking Reaper.
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>>166154880
bastion has higher hp and also has a self heal
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>>166154934
That was mentioned
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>>166154864
>>166154817

> freeze > right click head shot > re-freeze if target isn't dead

It's ok though, (you) gotta reach that silver some how
>>
>>166155042
i tried playing mei once but i couldnt freeze the enemy and kept dying so i quit and i think she sucks
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>>166155042
you can say that about most heroes

that's the way this game works
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>>166155042
The only people who still struggle when going up against any hero, yes this includes D.Va and Soldier, are guaranteed to be lower than masters.
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>>166154880
That's because the other defense heroes are trash and need more to them to be viable
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>>166155202
this, i am so sick of people telling me to pick 76 when hes just a mediocre pos whos ult is countered by 10 abilities
>>
Does Pharah big spoon?
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>>166155308
>fast forward to july
>bastion, torb and hanzo have recieved buffs and are now meta

youre gonna regret saying that
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>>166155347
Obviously
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>>166154880
She is the most picked Defense hero for a reason.

>>166155042
Just stop trying to have 1v1s with Mei at close range. Literally anyone on your team can save you from being frozen, simply by body-blocking and punishing the Mei for standing still. Zarya and Lucio are two great picks for saving teams from freezing and blizzard. D.Va and Tracer are good for baiting walls.
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>>166155308
I hate the new captcha system
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>>166155347
>>166155398
>tfw waifu pharah but suck shit with her
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>>166155454
>for some reason the click on the street numbers one never works
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>>166155308
This.
Only other "decent" defense hero is Hanzo and he's better on attack.
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Hana Song loves big asses
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>>166155398
>>166155482
i wish she'd fly me off to a little house, lay down her weapons and protect me and pet my har
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>>166155454
>that captcha where you have to click all squares with street signs until there aren't any and the last one keeps giving you street sings and it takes 2 seconds for each new image to fade in
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>>166155315
Honestly, I can't even think of really really hard counters aside from Pharah v. Junkrat.

I guess Zarya v. post PTR D.Va.
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One day
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>Mei can fucking ice wall into places where shes invincible and still attack in 3v3
>no hacking required

Fucking get AIDS and die Blizzard
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>>166155782
>captcha
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>>166155564
fuck thaaaat

I instinctively just skip that one every time
It has never once worked for me.
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>>166155806
Thats pretty much master right
>>
>Play Mei
>Carry my team fucking hard
>They refuse to acknowledge it even though I'm getting 3-4 kills per team fight
>save us from countless earthshatters, gravitons and dead eyes
>One or two pushes goes wrong
>MEI SWITCH
>YOU'RE NOT SWITCHING
>TOXIC MEI REPORTED

why do niggers not ease up on the person that's blatantly carrying them??
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>>166154258
Mei's ult charge rate is complete fucking broken AIDS dude. She gets to throw out a giant AOE stun every teamfight dude, its busted.

Personally I think they could nerf her wall's HP too just because I think its lame how its basically impossible to actually break down and 99% of the time all you end up doing is just waiting for it to go down. You could let it stay up for longer to counteract that, just make it so that players are actually motivated to dump damage into it instead of just standing around awkwardly waiting for it to go down.
>>
>>166155912
t. no one ever

Who the fuck would ever be satisfied with just 3499.
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>>166156024
because you dares to play the best character in the game. Its just like sombra, some characters have so much memes attached to them that people think it's fact.
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>>166156039
You're talking shit. She got both the global ult charge nerf and a nerf to blizzard on top of that. She's not like that anymore. Just goes to show how much you play.... they changed that fucking months ago
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>>166156024
Try playing Symmetra. They flame you even as you're killing 3 people.
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>>166155569
How about this for an improvement to Junk's defensive ability:
>Junkrat can now lay up to six concussion mines at once. Destroyed mines explode for half damage and can set off chain reactions.
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>>166155853
Good goy, you should have bought the gold membership in 2016 or 2017 for maximum trigger potential though.
>>
>every fucking comp match has a quitter

Why is this community such cancerous bitches?
>>
>>166156039
hanzos is completely broken

Mei's is just a little too quick
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>>166156218
I blame their parents
>>
>>166155912
>I'm gonna masturbate but I'm gonna stop right here. Right before I cum, I basically already came right?
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>>166156279
I wish Sombra would do something like that to me desu
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>>166156123
pot shotting into crowds map distances away and her self healing completely negates her ult nerfs
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>>166156141
Nobody cares about 2016s anymore. 2017 would be a decent meme but 2012 triggers people the most imo.
>>
How long until Blizzard decides to rename diamond to Dunning-Kruger-land?
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>>166156123
>She's not like that anymore
Except she completley fucking is.

She has a teamfight winning ult that she gets to use every teamfight. Its retarded. There's no reason it shouldnt charge every bit as slowly as tac visor, because its just as good.
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>When you're down 0-2 in 3v3 elims and your low diamond opponent inspects your career profile and calls you out in all chat for being a grandmasters so you slampick your main and pull off the reverse sweep
>>
When will /pol/ stop shitting on delicious brown girls?
>>
>>166156720
When delicious brown girls stop making brown boys
>>
>>166156720
Older brown women milking my aryan sperm out of me is my biggest fetish
>>
>>166156128
>>166156092
jokes on you guys my two mains are sombra and mei.

i know this pain all too well.

public enemy number one
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>>166155806
>He only dropped 90
That's a good day
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>>166156279
I love how you default to "masturbating" instead of "having sex"
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>tfw you have to carry the payload solo because your team is just running around trying to get kills
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>>166156351
>map distances away

you realise mei's shards are the only projectile in the game with falloff damage? you fire far away enough (assuming you even hit them) you're gonna do fuck all damage and subsequently get fuck all charge for it. Mei is a short/medium range hero.

need to be consistently landing headshots to get ult up a decent amount of time.
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>>166156825
how haven't you kys yet?

stay strong anon
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Friendly reminder to make full use of your support
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>>166156218
because I'd rather get the inevitable over with and go on to a new match
>>
>>166156973
McCree has falloff, no?
>>
>>166156948
This happens alot when i play Genji
>Shit stop the enemy team to the point where they can't even get on the cart to try and block it.
>everyone is so far ahead killing shit that they forget about the card
>Just sit on it and Emote.
>>
>>166157090
P
>>
>>166157090
this picture is outdated

never post it again
>>
>Dominate comp match
>player leaves first minute, no points given

>get dominated by 6 man stack
>game finishes, lose SR

Fuck this game
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>>166156883
No that's me climbing back from 3100 last week.

I've hit 3499 three times this season and drop nearly 400 points on some days.

I'm legit afraid to q because I fear my points.
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>>166157157
>20-70 damage per bullet
>20m-45m falloff range
Thats not taking into account the fan. Fan damage does less and the range is ~18-30m and a lot of recoil
>>
>>166156973
the falloff doesn't take effect until 26 fucking meters, even then the damage isn't shit until it hits 55 meters. What short/medium range hero should ever have a range of +26 meters?
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>>166152987
Hanzo is just a bitter cunt.
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>>166157418
Join me at the never ever Master club
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>mercy has one rez the entire game
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>>166157261
Her ass and thighs arent outdated. They're primed and ready for you anon
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>>166157679
>fucking miss autismo
>>
>>166157679
>tfw no femboy heal slut that makes unwanted sexual advances on you with a gay voice
>>
>>166157679
Is it wrong to be attracted to an autist?
>>
>>166157679
>mercy uses her rez on you
>she rez you right in the middle of an ult
It happens to me too many damn times
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what is the best skin for golden sombrero?
>>
>>166136109
>countering widow with pharah

Just hook her you fucking idiot.
>>
>>166154276
suace?
>>
>>166157650
>Mercy who sits in the shadows like a fucking gremlin and never heals to res 4 people who instantly die because it's still not a winning scenario to be in
>Mercy who pops that ult the second tracer dies

Duality of fags
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>>166157821
>>166157650
>Replied to myself by accident
Fuck me I need sllep
>>
>>166157870
I'm using Cyber Space
>>
>>166136202
Roadhog's voice actor looks exactly like I expected him to
>>
>>166138126
Yes, of course they did.
>>
This game would be great if they removed all of the hold mouse 1, babby tier characters
>>
>>166156896
I have to use examples people can understand.
>>
>>166157997
Oh really? On that map?
>>
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>>166157643
Sorry mate literally as I've been complaining in this thread about no masters
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>>166157870
Noche is objectively the most stylish
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>>166159183
Good christ almighty.
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>>166159183
hhnnnnnnnggg
>>
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>>166158703
>tfw 3505 sr
lol diamondbabbies, am I right or am I right?
>>
>>166138147
She has the best ass. I want to be a double-sided dildo and have Sombra and Widowmaker go ass-to-ass with me until they pass out from cumming and then again and again and again. Why can't this be my reality?
>>
I just took a cold shower and it felt really good. I was thinking of Mercy the whole time.
>>
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>>166159625
Thanks for letting us know, Chu.
>>
>>166159676
what
a
slut
>>
>>166159676
>she thought going into battle dressed like that was a good idea

Is she a major slut? Was she trying to dazzle them with her thighs?
>>
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>When people disengage from a fight when they take damage even though I'm pocket healing them
>>
>"Mercy please don't pocket heal Genji, I just died right next to you with maximum charge"
>She pocket heals me at zero charge until she dies
>This is actually even worse
>>
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>>166159923
>have rez, tell everyone to go ham on the point and force everyone to fight
>everyone continues to poke and slowly die one by one preventing me from rezzing more than maybe 2

HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND TO GO BALLS TO THE FUCKING WALL?!!!! YOU SHITTERS ALWAYS MANAGE TO DIE WHEN I SAY NOT TO CAUSE I DON'T HAVE REZ, BUT WHEN I CAN REZ AND TELL YOU TO BE RECKLESS YOU TURN INTO FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!

I swear nothing is worse than people who cannot only not kill, and constantly die, but then CAN'T FUCKING DIE WHEN THEY NEED TO
>>
>>166159923
>have pocket healer
>get way too ballsy
>end up dying

I need to stop
>>
>>166140453
quick play is just to have some fun and learn new characters.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0RmRJsgP28
>>
>>166159896
Her magic is stored in her thighs
>>
>>166160228
awful
>>
>>166160181
Except you still need to try

>"lol we don't need a healer this is quick play"
>go healer because I'd actually like to win
>"wtf anon your healing sucks ass we keep dying what is wrong with you?"

I hate them all
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>>166160228
>posting the furry pony faggot
>>
>>166160430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
:^)
>>
>>166160181
Theres nothing wrong with trying to win in quick play and you can complain if you want

Although nobody is goign to listen
>>
>>166159923
It's funny though
>See enemy that isn't a tank
>They take 1 shot and run to the nearest healer
>>
>>166160170
From the other perspective
>Carrying hard as fuck as a tank on koth, we have the point
>Get picked with 15% left to go on both sides
>The other team wins the 5v6
>We lose
>mfw Mercy had her ult the whole time and was in the middle of the fight
>mfw their Mercy gets play of the game
>She's hiding until her team dies, in the same teamfight, then gets a 4x
>>
time for a new thread?
>>
>>166160228
This is bad. Never post it again or we are gonna have a problem kiddo.
>>
>>166142990
because some people use sit emotes before the match starts?
>>
>>166160754
time for you to stfu
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longest match ive played
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>oh you can deal with the Tracer/Genji/Pharah yourself Zenyatta guy, just discord and headshot them every time
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>>166160865
Why is this even a thing

JUST GIVE IT TO THE TEAM WHO ACCOMPLISHED THE OBJECTIVE FIRST
>>
>>166160817
They were RPing Gency for the entire match.
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>>166160886
we had an attack bastion every time too
>>
>>166160895
Your screenshot doesn't show that at all, bud. Don't keep secrets in the future
>>
>>166159390
Diamond masterrace is superior
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do we have a chan clan/team or anything?
>>
>>166161596
No because everybody thinks they're way better than each other.
>>
>>166161801
hmmm well we should start a team for each bracket
>>
>>166161902
if some people here are as good as they say they are they should make it to blizzcon.
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>>166161953
well.... im just a gold so...
>>
do we have a full shot of d.va's new skin? I really really want it especially if it shows her feet
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>>166159923
>Koth Ilios
>Play Zarya
>Going ham all day long, never dying
>Eventually get too cocky and get walled off by Mei right as her team comes up
>Desperately try to jump up some boxes to get out of the walled area
>Succeed and as i'm running away i notice Ana was also walled off with me
>"Zarya what the fuck is wrong with you? i've been pocketing you the entire time because you're retardedly overextended and then you leave me to die?!?"
>he keeps raging in voice chat while i'm losing it. He probably saved my ass multiple times and i abandoned him at the first sign of trouble since i never even noticed him
>>
>>166160228
>not posting the animation
https://youtu.be/S9uTScSgzrM
It at least makes it tolerable
>>
new thread

>>166162090
>>166162090
>>166162090
>>166162090
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>>166161953
>implying most "Diamond" here arent obvious bronze shitters
At least I admit Im trash. Im barely Silver
>>
>>166162103
Kinda her fault desu
>>
>>166161439
>being diamond
>ever
this is my first season playing the game and i'm already ~3657

feels ez man
>>
>>166143784
>Sorry, sorry, sorry...sorry...
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>>166143348
Why not RX-78GP02A look for Rein?
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