/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Fareeha Amari

>>164453860
>Make the weakest class in the game even weaker
wew

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>>164454041

What is your guys tier list?

This is on a curve

>Top
Reinhart
Ana
D.Va

>Upper
Soldier 76
Genji
Junkrat
Lucio
Roadhog

>Middle
McCree
Pharah
Reaper
Mei
Torbjörn
Zenyatta

>Lower
Tracer
Bastion
Hanzo
Widowmaker
Zarya
Symmetra

>Bottom
Sombra
Winston
Mercy

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>Supports keep getting shit on by a Pharah because they don't know how to sit behind a fucking wall
>Get blamed for their autism because Pharah doesn't insta-die to our DPS every time they show

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Stop playing hitscan characters.

>master last season
>stuck with plat players in low diamond this season
rly makes you think

>>164454202
Soldier and McCree should never have been put in the game

>>164454124
>this entire list

the fuck

>>164454042
How is that making it weaker? It's increasing it's cooldown so Torb actually has to think about where to put it and buffing it's health and damage so it's more of a threat

>>164454252
Please elaborate

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3.5k hours in dota 2 and getting sick and tired of the 40-60 minute games that are lost because a teammate gets caught out like a retard or forgets to BKB or something. 40 to 60 minute games are kinda boring in general and now that I graduated college and work I don't want to spend my free time playing 3-4 games over 3-4 hours just to lose a game that was basically decided from the start.

5k MMR

should I pick up overwatch for my competitive game fix or get R6 Siege or something?

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>>164454202
Stop hovering in the sky like a giant target.

>when you hop into QP and it's literally a Diamond comp match with two highly competent teams and an enemy Zarya that is at least as good as you and maybe even better
>win the first round, lose the second and draw out the third and final round to a 99-99 where they capped their 99 second and you're in a lengthy overtime duel until you finally push them off the point
I think I really am ready for comp, that match was oddly satisfying. The banter was great too, had a guy that wanted me to sign his asshole.

>doing placement matches
>some guy picks Sombra
>people lose their shit
>he switches to Pharah
>no one even raises an eyebrow

I'm not even done with the introduction and Competitive mode already feels kinda retarded.

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Fareeha is the cutest.

>>164454124
>junkrat that high
>genji that high
>tracer not being the 2nd best offense hero right now
>zarya that low
>soldier being better than zarya

I don't if this is bait but if it is you got me good

>>164454124

This is just silly.

Junkrat and winston should be middle
Torb should be lower
Tracer, Zarya and Symmetra should be upper
Bastion should be bottom

>>164454124
Haven't seen bait this good in a long time

Good work anon

What is Sombra's real name?

>>164454316
Junkrat is shit
Genji is shit
Zarya is good
Tracer should be higher
Everyone in the middle is shit except for Mei and Zen who are in their right spots

What are your top three most favorite hero to play as?

>>164454534
Roadhog
Pharah
Mercy

>>164454534
Ana
Tracer
Zarya

rate me /owg/

>>164454534
Zenyatta, Zarya and Pharah.

>>164454534
Zenyatta
Pharah
Rein

>>164454436
>>164454503
Not that Anon but isn't that either a personal preference list, or a list of play styles he likes?

>>164454534
As of late:
Winston
Symmetra
Junkrat
All three give cancer in their own special ways.

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>>164454093
>>164454202
>>164454374
F A R E E H A

>>164454534
McCree
Widowmaker
Reinhardt

>>164454618
No this is my list of meta

Diamond shitters just don't understand skill ceilings

>>164454534
Junkrat
Zarya
D.va

>>164454618
He said tier list so I just assume it's what characters he thinks are the best, and his opinions are pretty bad.

is high plat the true elo hell rank?

>>164454534
Tracer
Widowmaker
Symmetra

>>164454534
DVa
Lucio
Symmetra

>>164454534
Genji
Sombra
Roadhog

>win 8/10 games
>3 POTGs
>calibrate 800 lower than last season

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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important news bulletin:
>The holiday maps are shit.
Now back to your regular scheduled programming.

I lost like 8 of my placement matches and ended up in diamond, what did they do to the ranking system.

>>164454534
Genji
Symmetra
Reaper

Is the event over? Gladly got the Zarya skin yesterday

>>164454534
Zenyatta
76
Reinhardt

>>164455067
Fuck is it? I forgot to buy the zen skin

>>164455016
The new system accounts for your mmr and the fact that you were carrying your team

My friends blame their W/L ratio for all being in silver, but my ratio was the same and placed in plat.

It's a better system, but now I've learned that all my friends suck at this game

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I do not want to transfer on campus. How will I play comp to the best of my abilities with some filthy shitstain hovering around in my personal area? I swear dorm life is overrated.

>>164454323
I had only 1k hours before i made the switch. I switched after the release of 7.00 for probably the same reasons as you. Losses doesnt make you feel like a lifeless piece of shit, and the players are less toxic.The game is more casual and there are LOTS of 12 year olds, but i think it's worth switching.

>>164455067
But Zarya's skin was objectively the worst one.
>hey man we're running out of time to produce skins for Christmas, what do we do for Zarya?
>fuck I don't know, we didn't even have time to reskin Mei
>alright fuck it, I'll take her "dawn" skin, give her sleeves and put snow in her hair

>>164454534
Gangu
Hanjo
Cowboy

I can't play McCree due to shit aim, I literally am the worst Hanzo, and I have not played Genji in weeks

yes I am the cuck that fills every single game, thus ends up playing Ana or Dva/Zarya almost every single game

>>164454323
In Overwatch you'll get comparable idiocy, but the games are significantly faster so you can lose more games in the same amount of time.

>>164455252
>shared dorms
Confirmation you live in a 3rd world country.

Female Heroes, in order of most to least fuckable:

Mercy>Mei>Dva>Widow>Pharah>Ana>Zarya>Symmetra>Tracer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sombra

>>164455286
It looks nice and the weapon is literally meme coloured
not worth 750 shekelz but I'd have taken it for free

>>164455327
Is the United States of third world descent

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>tfw 144 rocket direct hits and potg airshotting a mercy pharah as Pharah

>>164455286
That doesnt mean that I dont like it

>>164454534
Genji, Pharah and Junkrat, in that order

>>164455368
For higher education, absolutely.

>event will never end

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https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/JohnySkarr-1708

R8 me, /owg/

>>164454534
Ana Pharah Widow

>>164455252
Don't worry, anon. It's not so bad if you have a nice roommate, and some people are quite good at giving others their space. Are you going to school close to home? If it's really that bad during the weekdays, you might be able to visit on weekends depending on your dorm's rules. I had to live in a dorm for a little while when I started college and I couldn't stand it, so I kind of get where you're coming from. Just remember that it's not forever, and it'll be okay!

>>164454534
Genji
Lucio
Reinhardt

>>164455341
>Widowmaker not number 1 or 2

List immediately invalidated

>>164455341
That's a shit list.

Widow > Mercy > Dva >>> Tracer > Pharah > Symmetra > Sombra >>>>>> Mei >>> Ana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zarya

>>164454534
Zen
Ana
Junkrat

>>164455470
Good, snowy Hanamura is nice. Doesn't feel as over done as King's Row, though I do appreciate the inside of tee factory being blue it looks nicer and makes things easier to see imo

>start recording gameplay
>high quality so it locks game on 60fps
>looks more delightful to my eyes than 90fps us usually

Wtf?

>>164455037
how does it feel being cancer

>>164455430
Where should one go in the hopes of obtaining true higher education?

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Did you get your last-minute free arcade boxes, anon?

>>164455471
meis knees look like an ass

>>164454534
Junkrat
Roadhog
Soldier

I really enjoy playing Junkrat but don't play him as much as I'd like. I play him if I can get away with it but usually have to go Hog or 76 to play seriously if he's not doing work.

>>164455615

>Finally got greedy ass mother fucker skin

Feels good

>>164455341
I'll simplify that for you
>actually attractive
young Ana, Mercy, Phara
>probably would
Widow, Tracer

the rest are traps

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Shhh, Fareeha is sleeping

>>164455613
Well I would say Oxford or Cambridge but they're infested with insane millennials trying to get everyone to call each other "ze" and "xir", and demanding rape be removed from law courses in case it's triggering.
Still though UK higher ed is vastly superior to US. A lot of European universities are good too

I have like 20 hours played on this game now and went into ranked and I got plat but I'm mostly solo queueing. I have two questions:

1) When it's apparent that my team does not care about playing a team composition with which we have a decent chance of winning, what could I pick to raise my probability of winning?

2) Where do I find people to play with? I would like to find other people to play with to avoid the situation in the previous question.

>>164454534
Mercy
Sombra
Junkrat

Fuck you I'll play the game however I want.

>>164455615
I got two and gave up on the third. The No Limits where I got gold healing as Reaper was enough for one night.

>>164455341

They're all pretty fuckabale, but I'd do the lewdest things to Symmetra, Sombra, Mei, and D.va.

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>tfw I miss the old Pharah but thanks to her balance changes I can play her without my team going full retard

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>>164455341
Widowmaker>Mercy>Dva>Tracer>Mei>Pharah>Sombra>Symmetra>Ana>Zarya

>>164455493
It'll be about 2-3 hours away. People tell me I'm being a bitch and that I should just forget about my anxieties and socialize. I have no issue forcing myself to socialize with people but home is the only place where I get a chance to cool off because I tend to find social settings draining. Now I'm coming back home just to be surrounded by more people I may or may not even care for.

I guess it'll just take getting used to.

>tfw completing the weekly rewards only takes like 2 hours max because i simply win 9 1v1 arcades in a row

>>164455615
>mystery heroes
>goes great until suddenly the enemy has 4 tanks and half your team is healers
>no limits
>multiple Symmetra on every map except KotH

>>164455341
>Not wanting to get femdommed by Sombra

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alright how do I git gud at 3v3 elimination?

>>164455430
Spotted the Eurocuck

>>164455819
my first 1v1 today was against some asshole who was trying to stall draws infinitely. I still won but it was getting annoying

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>>164455810
The old Amelie is gone.
It hurts every day.

>>164455839
>femdom

How is this even a thing?

>>164455341
Widow>Mercy>Tracer>Dva>Pharah>>>>>>everyone else

>>164455882
Why does the grave look freshly dug?

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>>164455810
Roadhog > all of them

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One of the things I about like the game and its diverse cast of characters is the variety in hero designs and how Rein's POV, for example, and Torb's POV are very different. With that in mind I'd like to see a hero with a very low POV, maybe an omnic attack dog (a backline harasser classs)

>>164455882
Well she had to put it back after fucking it

>>164455763
Dunno about #2. #1, if the game is a death match use something like Soldier or Roadhog who are versatile and self-sustaining. If the team is mostly cohesive but lacking a vital pick, fill the gap.

>>164455615
The only thing I haven't gotten right now is Fareeza, Zarya, and Mei's skin. I just got Lucio's a while ago, too. Good enough for me.

>>164455341
Pharah > young Ana > Widow > Tracer > Mercy >>> everyone else >>> a plank > D.Va

Should I get Comedy Gold or save for Arctic?

>>164455970
>The TF2 guard dog meme will finally become real

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>>164455615
Played elimination, in the first match we went 3-0, grouped up and played 7 more matches, won all of them, and added both of them as friends at the end.
Feels good man

>>164455970
An Offense character with an autonomous attack drone would be cool, if Blizzard could do it correctly.

>>164455970
>the game needs more back line harassers
>Genji
>Tracer
>Sombra
>Winston

>>164455839
>wanting to be dommed by sombra over fucking widow

>>164455845
Mercy
Roadhog
Tracer

Works every time

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>>164455341
Widow only for me.

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>>164455341
What a shit list

>WOULD TEAR A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF TIME
Widowmaker
Mercy
Tracer
Young Ana

>probably would
Pharah
D.va
Symmetra
Sombra

>Would have to be drunk
Zarya
Ana
Mei

>there are people who wouldn't fuck Zarya
Are you gay or something?

>>164456121
>autonomous attack drone
but I think playing that drone than being autonomous would be the fun part
not many games where you can have such a low point of view or play as a dog
it would be interesting to say the least

>>164455970
Yeah too bad everyone moves at the same fucking speed

>>164456206
Have you seen the number of trap threads?

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>>164455615
>play 3v3
>enemy team disconects when they're losing
>play winter mistery
>attack in Chokenamura against a perfect team comp

Who was the retard that decided to tie lootboxes to the gamemodes that are supposed to be about having fun?

No limits is literally quick play but with more retarded teams and longer queues to find a match.

Also fuck Hanamura, worst map in the game.

>>164454534
Rein, Lucio, Genji even though I'm terrible as him

>>164456206
>there are people who wouldn't fuck Buck Angel
Are you gay or something?

>>164456213
>can toggle between the main character and the drone to control it directly
>if the drone is destroyed you go back to your character and have to wait for its cooldown to refresh before deploying it again
>if you're killed while controlling the drone it self-destructs and has no cooldown when you respawn

>>164456272
Zarya is very feminine, though.

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deserves nothing less for sniping from the spawn desu

this is the same player that spammed "I need healing" while sniping ontop of the highest building at the second point route 66, while I was lucio moving the payload.

>>164455816
I hope it'll be an easy adjustment for you to make. You'll be fine in the long run if you tackle things at your own pace.

>>164456298
Her penis in particular, incredibly feminine.

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>>164455724
>Pharah will never be as powerful as The Soldier

Feels bad desu, I miss rocket jumping.

>>164456365
End this meme.

>Want to try and grind out afew levels in qp
>get nothing but no-stars on my team while there are fucking 4-5 star enemies
>anyone who has a star on my team is either not trying, drunk, or half asleep
Please

why is california so horrible after midnight

>>164456535
if I see more than one person on the other team with a silver portrait in QP I just leave. Most QP teams can't handle the concentrated autisim it takes to be silver this long after the games release. even worse i'm see gold players already.

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I love Hana.

>>164456625
smurfs are worse desu

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I want to fuck Sombra as she screams Spanish explicatives at the top of her lungs.

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I want to inhale Amelie

>smurf account
>3600 on main
>winning placements
>last 3 games are leaver, leaver, leaver
>get put in mid plat

What the fuck blizzard. What the actual fuck.

Which characters are virgins?

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?

>>164456910
You aren't good enough to be a smurf

>>164456910
>buying more than once
good goy

>>164456917
This is the only true list.
>D.va
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Symmetra
>Junkrat
>Mei
>Winston
>Bastion
>Pharah

>>164454534
Junkrat
Roadhog
Lucio

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>playing on a Gold team in Comp
>enemy team ranked 200 points higher
>one on their team is Diamond
>""""""balance""""""""

>>164456984
>No Zenyatta

>torb stacking
I really wish there was an answer to this, but you can't really counter it without ruining Torb's viability in the actual game so I No Limits will always be a shitfest where you can get an easy defense win by just locking 6 torb.

>buy something
>open it in the next box
literally every single time

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>>164456917
D.Va.

>>164457026
Genji rubs those balls all day

>>164457039
>Not going 6 d.va

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SECRET CHEAT: You don't need to hunt down every single member of the enemy team in order to move the payload! Crazy, right?

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>>164456935
why do you do this?

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>>164457006
>if only he knew how bad things really are

>>164457040
I have not spent a single fucking credit due to this

>>164457039
>what is pharah, junk, and standing behind rein

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>>164454534

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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

holy shit this is ridiculous

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>>164457121
>get 2-3 picks on poitn while most or all of your team is alive
>people still scattered, not pushing advantage, etc
It's rare but man I hate being on diamond teams that dont understand very simple meta

>>164457094
Torbs, letalone 6 Torbs melt dvas with their rmb

>>164456984
>Dva
>Pharah
>Virgins

Do you honestly believe that Dva didn't sell her virginity on the internet?

Do you honestly believe that Pharah hasn't been used as a fucktoy in the army before?

Name a single logical reason that any player who doesn't cooperate and pick correctly shouldn't be permanently banned from the game, as well as all other blizzard games, via hardware id, credit card number, dna sample, etc.

>>164457180
Yeah I only buy seasonal shit now, but it still fucking happens.

>>164457276
theyre learning and may get better? game is less than a year old

>>164457210
Share it.

>>164457039
Get some Pharahs, Reins and some hitscans.

>>164457039
76 stack eats them alive.

Who is getting nerfed next, /owg/?

>Ana
>Symmetra
>Soldier

>>164457276
i paid 40 bucks for this game, i'm going to play however the fuck i want noob

>>164456136
>winston

>>164457335
Soldier and D.va
>>164457276
It's a video game, if I wanna dick around and play Hanzo I spent the money to do that, and if youre shit enough to get matched with theoretical hanzo me, obviously I'm not the only problem

>team goes 3 Sym and 2 Torb
>decide to just go Torb and accept my free win
This shit is the fucking worst, I feel like a bad person for fucking 6 people out of a match.

>>164457335
they won't nerf they'll just buff until the ones who got buffed now are shit

>>164457335
Why not all three?

>>164457335
hopefully roadhogs hooks, hooking around corners must die

>>164457336
If that's what you believe I have to ask: do you get mad when people throw the game or afk in ranked? I feel like that is the only logical step to take if someone doesn't want to cooperate. It's a team game, after all, so people who don't cooperate in ranked shouldn't have their bad behavior rewarded.

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>>164457151

Jesus Christ

>>164457437
on their screen oftentimes it hit you, lag compensation cant help EVERYONE
also git gud and learn to bait/ stop walking into obvious sitelines as low hp heros when you can SEE THE ENEMY TEAM IS RUNNING HOG YOU RETARD

>>164457510
t. roadhog main

>>164457412
So, if I understand your stance correctly, what you also mean is that say I don't like that you picked Hanzo, and I think it's fun to repeatedly jump off the map when someone picks him, you wouldn't have a problem with that by virtue of the fact that I paid money for the game, correct?

How do i become one with reinhardt?

>>164457550
less than 2 hours as the boy, but even in mid diamond DPS still dont understand to treat him as a sniper, if you bait a hook its 8 free seconds to destroy him and people dont seem to understand this simple concept
that or just stand behind the shield

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>doing placement matches
>this happens

Pretty sure the McCree was hacking too.

>>164457579
you'd be a salty asshole for someone just playing before seeing that theyre shit
and if youre good enough you can compensate for a player or two not playing 100%
and at the worst, try communicating in voice chat
y'know, in the team game
play around the team comps, dont just complain about them, makes you sound like youre bad

>>164457510
The hitbox is gigantic and isn't the same as it's collision box, especially vertically. People can get hooked without them even being visible

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>there can't be more than two heroes in team from combined defense/offense pool at once in QP/ranked

Did i just fixed the game?

>>164456984
Pharah is on a date in the christmas comic, she probably has a /normie/-core sex life

>>164454323
>getting sick and tired of the 40-60 minute games that are lost because a teammate gets caught out like a retard or forgets to BKB or something.
Pretty much the exact reason I stopped playing LoL. It didn't matter what happened in the first 30mins of the game if one person is a retard and gets caught at the 40th minute.

Oh that and I hated the grind of getting new characters.

>>164457596
Force yourself infront of team, if squishy heroes slip infront you, catch them behind barrier and see as they dont die. Only use charge to get back from spawn or a clear kill on short range, never to enemy team. Firestrike escaping enemies and turrets. Get a friend to play Ana. Combine your ult with ie DVa

>>164457718
otherwise he would never get elims, guy can only 1 hit combo heros with sub 250 hp, and after gettign an elim/ missing is worthless with his slow rate of fire and bad reload time
if you have a zarya, rein, or monkey, you cant counter hook easy
and in current tank meta, only 1 dps(unless reaper/mei) and supports get destroyed in 1 combo by him (provided zarya doesnt just save them and get 40% charge)
treat him like a not shit widow and youll be fine

>>164457736
no, you made sure half the roster never sees play in any way shape or form

remove Ana's Mortal Strike and Dva, there, I fixed the game

>>164457006
dude sinatra and calvin were paired with full diamonds against masters/gms a couple of times yesterday

>genji now can't repel explosive projectiles / machine gun speed bullets e.g bastions turret, roadhogs ult

How irrelevant does he become?

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The only characters right now that are truly a problem in the meta are 76, D.va, and ana a bit
anyone who says otherwise is a sub diamond shitter

OK, what the fuck is up with my matchmaking

I've been getting salebabbies on my team in every match
Have I been winning too much, blizz?

>>164457701
It's kinda hard to play around both enemy and your team comp tho.

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>>164457739
she's not on a date

>>164457904
How is D.Va a problem when Symmetra exists in her current state?

>>164457925
>not a bruins fan
OK, she's alright in my book.

>>164457925
Is this some sort hockey joke i dont get

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>>164457909
when you get better it places you against better people
when you cant beat those people, it shows youre right where you belong
if the problem is your team, make friends or communicate
if you win as much as you lose it means that the matches are fair
retard
>>164457953
76 destroys her

>>164457995
it's hockey related allright, not sure if it's meant to be a joke or not

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>>164455882
>her entire backstory is about how she is no longer who she once was
>revels in killing people as it makes her feel "alive"
>this panel from the comic
dotards???

>>164457121
shut up Dan

>>164457830
More like made sure that dps babies that must play their rees and gengus but can't kill anything are kept to minimum and forced to pick usefull role.

Man, the second you see a Symmetra you know the match is going to be shit.

>>164457920
play TO your team comp, not against it
support the players doing okay as a good tank to keep them alive, or support to help push
if you have enough tanks/support, try and pick a safe dps to get picks
also try communication without sperging, lets you coordinate ults for free wins, if you have a shit hanzo, tell him to save his ult, go zarya, and he'll clear the point with you just to get potg
>someone who climbed from silver to diamond

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>playing versus symmetra+torb

>>164457925
that raises the question, what is she doing?

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>>164457863
So he can't reflect anything but energy?
Why don't you just learn how to play him to experience his weaknesses for yourself instead of proposing retarded nerfs

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>>164458076
having dinner with her dad most likely

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>>164457121
It's crazy, innit?

>>164457998
>tell level 9 to stand on the point to contest
>fuk u anon
>ye, tell him to shut the fuk up
>defeat
>anon u suck!

>>164458073
>go reaper
>get free picks and easy pushes
okay???????
>>164457863
but Genji is already p irrelevant

>>164458073
It's way too fucking broken. The more I play against +150HP enemies I start to think her shield gen needs a hard nerf. Either less overall shields or a limited amount of shields before it overloads. Or maybe nerf the everloving fuck out of its range because the range on it is insane.

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>they actually responded

>>164458162
>"Why dont people know how to play the game having owned it for an hour!"
either youre low level or youre in QP, either way, why do you expect anything else?

>>164458149
The fact some people didn't instantly go "oh, that must be her dad" really worries me.

>>164458149
that would piss of some theoryfags so it's cool

>>164454534
Ana
Torbjorn
Lucio

>>164458192
It should be limited and she also needs way higher CD.

>take that shit out
>die to some other dude
>respawn
>she has it back already

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>tfw youre forced to play mystery heroes because of how aids the fucking no limit meta is

>>164458192
hey
hey
hey
destroy the generator
hey just destroy it
and armor doesnt regenerate
hey

>>164458149
Canada map when

>>164457863
Explosives I get, but why the bullet nerf? That pretty much means he can't reflect shit anymore. At most he can reflect dva and mercy's blasters, but that's too rare to actually matter.

>>164458269
I told him to stand on the point. I tried to explain things.
But I got shunned.
I never said these people knew how to play, you assumed I did.

What I'm asking is why are people who are in the 10s-20s getting matched up with level 200s-300s
It's insanely unfair on both sides
Being matched with someone of similar skill generally means they're about the same level as you.
Get what i'm saying here?

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>>164455341
>Mei
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sombra

>moving house soon
>in about 2 weeks I'm upgrading from a 12mb to connection to a 100mb connection
I'm so fucking happy that I'm moving on up from my incredibly shit tier internet connection to decent one. Yay Australia.
I'll still be shit at Overwatch though

>>164458280
It's common for brown girls to lack a good relationship with their fathers.

>>164458417
because it is quick play and it is meant to be goofy and practice
it probably does it so that high players can show/tutor low levels
if you really want to be matched with people your skill level, thats why comp was made

>>164458373
>go literally 500m behind their backline and try to scout out the generator
Nerf the range and maybe that'll be realistic.

>>164455341
Widow>Young Ana>Mercy>Sombra>Symmetra>Dva>Pharah>Zarya>Tracer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mei

ftfy

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>>164458371
Post the fucking full version you faggot

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>>164458371
>tfw mystery heroes is totally comfy and some of the most fun you can have in the game

>>164458545
>I have no idea what a flanker is

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I thought the whole thing about placement matches not meaning shit was kind of a meme but right now I'm really starting to question their validity.
My last 3 matches were COMPLETELY one-sides because of fucked match making, it wasn't even a contest. 2 guys on the other team even left on the last one.

I got "lucky" these times but now I am pretty certain at least one of my next 5 matches will be wonky like this, except I'll be on the losing team.

>>164456984
Winston takes it up the ass daily.

>>164456984
>>Winston
>implying he didn't fuck Tracer and Athena

This is an objective list of Overwatch characters and the amount of sex they have had.

Bastion, Zenyatta
>A virgin. It has no sex organs.
Dva, Lucio
>Definitely not a virgin. They are celebrities, so thet must have had sex numerous times.
Genji
>Has had a ton of sex. He was a playboy before Hanzo sperged out. Most likely remained celibate after becoming a cyborg.
Hanzo
>Hard to say. Might be a virgin because he is not married and all about "honor".
Junkrat
>You can only guess. I would assume he is not a virgin.
McCree
>Probably a virgin, because he's a giant manchild.
Mei
>A virgin. She doesn't have the money to make anyone have sex with her.
Zarya
>Same as Mei, but Zarya has more money. Impossible to say.
Mercy
>A complete slut. Has sex with literally everyone she meets.
Pharah, 76, Reaper, Reinhardt
>I assume they have had sex at least once (with Mercy if no one else). No proof of it though.
Roadhog
>A virgin unless he has raped someone.
Symmetra
>A hard one. She is a woman in India, but on the other hand she is autistic. I'd go with not a virgin.
Torbjörn
>He has over 5 children. He is either a non-virgin or a complete cuck.
Tracer
>Most likely scissors with Emily daily.
Widowmaker
>Has had sex with at least her husband.
Winston
>A virgin. He has met no other monkeys while being an adult.
Ana
>Has had sex at least once.
Sombra
>She has the ability to blackmail amyone to have sex with her. She has most likely used this.

>>164458682
>at least one of my next 5 matches
They probably all will be. Or 4 of them and a draw for the last one. Report back with progress.

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>>164458682
just wait ill you get to the and have basically the SAME SR as the end of your last season
I've seen Masters get 2 wins 1 draw 7 losses and still get master
my friend in gold got 9 wins and was in high gold
I got 1 sr difference in diamond with 7 wins 1 draw
its just 10 forced matches to play more ranked

>>164458771
Roadhog had a wife and kids tho?

>>164458771
>Bastion, Zenyatta
>A virgin. It has no sex organs.

That's what omnics want you to think right before they rape you.

>>164458598
Photos great but Hana's tits are fucking massive in it

>>164458898
Did he? I don't remember his lore that well. In that case, I was wrong.

>>164458049

Copy and Paste, amigo.

>>164458793
Yeah, I'll do those 5 matches later today, I should go to sleep soon.
I'll be sure to post pics with the results.

>>164458823
>basically the SAME SR as the end of your last season

This is the first time I have done placement matches.
I am taking them mostly out of curiosity tbqh, I'll probably stick to QP if I end up in a rank where people sperg out about non-meta approved heroes.

>>164458906
#CLANKED

>>164457121
Sure but after a team fight if you clean up the rest of the enemy you stagger their spawn and it takes longer for them to reset properly

>>164458956
oh, then your SR will likely be gold or plat if you did okay in QP up till now
you already have gold on lockdown
ALSO, playing well in placements DOES affect your SR, I did mine with a buddy, I had a lot of golds, he didnt, we ended with a 400 SR dif even playign every match together

>>164456910
>McCreamy gold on his main
>smurf
>only places Widow
>aces placement
>3700SR
Rank is literally meaningless outside of top 500

>>164458771
Hanzo, looking at his new Metzen appearance, you'd expect girls to be flocking to him.

Mei, she probably had several experiences with one of her colleagues

Roadhog, I think he was married once?

Soldier 76, he's probably had sex before. Wouldn't know with whom, though. Same for Reaper.

>>164459076
Yeah, I think I do pretty alright in QP.
Incidentally, will my rank in Comp also influence my QP matchmaking?

>ALSO, playing well in placements DOES affect your SR

Thanks m8, I'll keep this in mind and make it a point to stay on the payload/objective and try to get my kills there.

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im just here for the lewds so....

business idea: give anas ult stun immunity to the affected hero

>>164459327
>make ana's ult an I WIN button

no

anyone want to quick play or winter mystery? pretty low level and just looking to have fun or whatever

>>164458771
>he thinks Zenyatta doesn't have an enormous omnic schlong
>he thinks McCree doesn't take it up the ass like a champ
>he thinks any woman in this canon would touch Junkrat with a thirty-foot pole
This list is questionable.

>>164458945
His backstory hasn't been explored in detail yet, but I'd be willing to guess that he had a family of some kind for maximum Tragedy Points.

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>>164457210
>tfw you figure out symmetra's spray pattern

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>Want to play with real life friends
>Don't want to add them to battletag


Is there any way I can play with them without having to add them?

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shitty

webms

>play mystery hero mode
>there's that one guy that complains that we're not grouped/winning/etc

Gee I'm sorry you fucking autist, we can't do much with 3 widowmakers.

>>164459305
>sample image

>>164459503
>4chan's image size limit

>every tank except Winston wins 1v1s against every other character
>healer who can outheal every character's DPS from out of everyone's range
>"lol why is three tank meta" t.Blizzard

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>>164459443
Why would you not want to add irl friends on a bnet account

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>mfw find out Winston's spray pattern

>>164459541
Blizz likes the 3 tank meta they've not said they intend to get rid of it.

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>tfw winter mystery
>tfw watching people cliff themselves because they got Lucio

>>164459443
>add only 1 friend
>let them invite you to the group
>???
>profit

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>>164459563
>"Hey what are you doing?"
>"Hey come tank this for me"
>"Hey come heal this for me"
>"Why aren't you at work?"
>"Want to come out with us?"
>"Powerlevel me on WoW"

I just want to be left alone on Blizzard games, I made the mistake of adding real life friends on Steam and they would never leave me the fuck alone.

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>>164459593

>>164459541
Plenty of characters can get at least a 50/50 against tanks.
Ana needs to be toned down though, can't argue with that. Blizzard already said they are doing it but I'm not sure what to expect; they may give her a silly minor nerf or they might make her near useless, you never know.

>>164459648
What you want me to present you with all the interactions between Blizz and the community since 3 tank became meta so you can trawl through and see they've never once designated it as an issue nor said they will change the balance to get rid of it? Present me with a time where they discussed fixing 3 tank. They haven't mentioned it, whereas they actually have mentioned fixes like buffing Sombra in like the last week or 2. If they were concerned about 3 tank they'd have said so by now.

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Help

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>supposed to get some sleep
>stay up for yet another box
>still no blueberry femdom
>buy 5 emergency chests
>a lot of dupes
>still no blueberry femdom
>dupes and coins have put me @ 735G/750G

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>164459638
I have good friends

>>164459651
If Blizzard really wants to nerf something, they completely obliterate it. I assume this will happen to Ana. After that she will get slightly buffed and be considered balanced.

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>>164459752
>Genji666

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Got pretty much everything I wanted. I didn't bother counting most of the icons and sprays.

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>>164459752
>genji666

The event is still goig for me, when is it ending? Also I didn't know your rank decays in diamond.

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>>164459604
>tfw winter mystery
>tfw hanamura defense
>see some with bntag: XxGAMER GURLLxX
>cliff themselves because they got toblerone

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>>164459563
>Adding people you know IRL
>No offline mode for Battle.net
>MFW I play a tank/healer on WoW/Overwatch

Fuck that, people never leave you the fuck alone, and telling them to fuck off isn't an option when you know them in person.

>start out 2285
>continously bad luck
>2154 now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>164459823
Oh go stick your head in a dick!

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>>164454534
Reinhardt
Reaper
Zenyatta

>>164459840
he had oni genji

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>>164458417
>Canada map when
apparently that is a real possibility as a watchpoint Quebec exists in the game universe
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/34yt2b/dissecting_the_watchpoints_map_in_watchpoint/

>>164459960
i'm a level 40ish shitter and i've gotten 3 of these, wake me up.

i just want qt mercy, hanzo or dva skins

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Overall pretty happy with what I ended up with, with I got Nutcracker Zenyatta and Scrooge rather than Jingle Tracer and Mei-rry twice but I can walk away satisfied

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>>164459823
>got nutcracker zen
>got under the mistletoe
>got scrooge
>got frosty zarya (and emote)
>didnt get yeti winston

fug

didn't even buy any boxes

kind of wish I did now

>>164460084
I got Nutcracker Zen twice in a row but no other legendary and that's completely fine with me

>>164460051
I truly believe the drop chance of items is inverse to how bad you want them.

>>164460151
I didn't buy any boxes either. I got double Zenyatta though, which was pretty annoying. I was hoping for pretty much any other legendary since this game keeps just giving me gold. I could buy one of the 3k skins but I don't think it's worth it.

>>164460228
I got Peppermint Sombra and Santaclad in some of my first few boxes, I had about 5 min. of play time on each.

Sombra is now one of my favorite heroes, she is fun and Peppermint looks cute

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>>164460229
>getting dupes of the 3000g skins still only nets you 200g

fuck me I forgot about that

>>164458371
Emily is a lucky woman ;_;

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>>164460010
Huh, that's pretty neat.

Looking at the map, I guess a favela map in brazil is a possibility in the future.

>your options for free crates are;
>hope you get defense so you can be pure cancer (Torb+Symm and nothing else) and get a free win
>hope RNG is kind and gives your team all of the good heroes and fucks the enemy team (Mystery Heroes)
>some shitty fucking gimmicky snowball mode
>3v3 which is maybe more palatable but ehh
>1v1 which can be a shitshow
gg blizzard

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>>164458149
>>164458417

yfw Watchpoint: Quebec map
Pharah: My mother was station here during the omnic crisis
Ana: this place brings back memories...

>get the No Mercy Zarya voice line
>spam it every time I get a pick on Mercy
>got a couple tilted ragequits in comp from dumb Mercy mains
:^)

>>164460615
>Mercy tilting from getting killed by a tank
Sure thing pal.

>>164460010
>Hanoi, Veitnam

A map to go with my it aint me skin? yes pls

>adding people that I know I will never play with again
:^)

greek wai... hero when?

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>>164454534
Symmetra
Sombra
Widowmaker

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>>164455430
>>164455757

>>164460703
Not gonna be a waifu, going to be a big burly hairy dude, and it's going to be great.

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>>164460684
>carry a game
>random adds me
>compliments me then never talks to me again

>>164460802
At least UK universities aren't infested with black liberal arts students demanding reparations for oppression they've never experienced.

>>164460890
You're right they're just infested with brownies who demand free rides because of their skin color and they get it because UK is a fucking nanny state.

>>164460890
I'd rather they got liberal arts degrees then free rides like your shithole universities. At least the americans can't complain that their doctors don't know what the fuck they're doing. Plus it's much easier to spot a darkie then it is spotting someones fucking religion you tool.

t. German Nationalist

>>164460930
[citation needed]
Browns don't go to university here, they join gangs.

WHY CAN'T I GET A 6 KILL DEATH ROSE
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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ez 1v1 slaughter

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Does the sound of Mercy's walking turn anyone else on, or am I alone on this one? I can't play her for too long without having to take a break.

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>>164460890
>>164460930
>tfw progressive bits of American universities imploded when trump won

Hey post funnies

Hey post funnies

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>>164460890
>education quality is based off how many sjw with shitty majors are attending

What is people's problem with Genji and objective time. Every time I go on the Overwatch part of Reddit I only go there for vidya news, I swear. Please don't bully It's nonstop "Lmao Genjis are never on the objective. They only care about KDR". No shit they care about KDR, Genji's job is killing people. Do they seriously want a Genji who just sits on the payload and tickles a Rein shield with shurikens? It's like complaining about a Mercy not dealing enough damage.

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>>164454534
Mei
Roadhog
Junkrat

>>164461230

>caring about what Reddit says

Play whoever the fuck you want and do as you please. As long as you've got at least two golds, you're doing more than most anybody else on your team.

Is ranked full of screaming blamer idiots? I'm level 120 and haven't played it but now I kind of want a gold gun or two

>>164461090
>universities can cater to the radical agenda of its students and still provide objective and accurate courses
Tell that to the law deparments being told to stop teaching rape law, or the literature departments being told to stop teaching western literature because too much of it was written by white males, same problem in history departments too.

>bought everything I wanted yesterday since I figured they'd be no way Blizzard would be stupid enough to not end the winter event before the lootbox reset.
>oh shit they are.
>get my 9 wins in record time, and 2 extra levels
>Barely get duplicates, and unbox legendary mei (don't care, but still, extra loot)

I expected a repeat from halloween where I bought the only skin I missed to see it drop on the last box.

>>164461349

>spend my 3k on the winston skin yesterday
>get on today and find the event still active
>winston skin first box of the day

fucking stupid

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>get a great headshot
>the game decides I didn't

Thanks, Jeff...

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>>164454534
Highway Ham
Reinhardt
Zenyatta

>>164461402
I spent coins on a few voice lines that I found funny, about 400 coins total, then I got duplicates for all of them in today's boxes.
I know it's not on the same level as what happened to you but I'm sure this shit is NOT random.

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>>164461382
Never ever.

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>>164461432
headshot hit effect