/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>164474805
>See that event is not over and arcade loot boxes have reset
>Quickly level up and get 3 wins
>I get this

I now have every legendary winter skin except nut cracker. I wasn't interested in that anyways. . Thank you blizzard.

second for zenyatta

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stop playing hitscan heroes

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I really want Blizzard to add a green recolor of the "Red 0" spray, just for me. It's my symbol.

It would take them two seconds to do, that's as long as it took me to recolor it.

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>>164475928
>he's not a pharah main

>>164476053
i am but no hitscan would make it even easier

in reality i want the only dps hero to be pharah so i could have more air battles

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>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

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Angela

what do I do guys, I'm shaking my hands won't stop trembling. I've never actually won a 1v3 and I can't play anymore my Mccree flicks are just off because of my trembling hand from that intense game.

>>164475992
> It's my symbol
I had one too when I was 14. Good times.
But seriously this is laughable for a 18+ person.

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>"guys kill the mercy"
>HELDE-AAUUGHH
>"Mercy dead"

>>164476340
the only solution for you is to shave your body smooth of any body hair, put in your sissy cockcage, roll up your rainbow thigh-high socks, and then play Mercy so that you can serve a real man who can 1v3 with their nerves of steel.

I'll let you have release if you a 3+ man revive ult, boy.

>>164476340
How old are you, 70?

>my team is people picking fun heroes
>enemy team has two boring fags on d.va and rein
why do people gotta ruin even QP

of course those two guys were only plat too, they probably thought they were hot shit beating a few GM players that didn't even have a tank and a single support

>>164476468
>tfw you will never make mercy HELDE-AAUUGHH in RL

>>164476517
Sadly no only 24 but it was exciting. I called down 5 mechs and won the game with 11 hp.
>>164476510
on it.

>>164476340
Don't worry about it. You just got the adrenaline shakes. happens to me every so often
just control your breathing and it'll settle down

>>164476329
Hell yeah

>>164476529
>D.VA
>boring
maybe for you

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New bluepost about Tracers chronal accelerator

I want them to add a hussar character

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Retcons about the age of characters

>>164476905
I thought it had already been established that the tech could be built into living spaces

>>164476908
>Mounting in this game
Bet it'd be useless on 90% of the maps

>>164476905
>needs to wear it to keep her ancored in time
>howerver in locations that it is convient to draw/write her without that equipment she doesn't need it because reasons

Asspulling 101, a guide written by Blizzard Entertainment. No wonder they need controversy about which hero sucks cocks and who doesn't so people don't pay attention to the rest of the garbage they are delivering.

>>164477114
To be fair the poor guy has to fix Chris "I fucking love cocaine" Metzen's bullshit

>>164476763
she's boring af only a small step above braindead autopilot heroes like symmetra and winston

>>164477105
It could be his ulti, where he summons a mecha horse out of nowhere and starts hauling ass by cleaving enemies along a fixed path.

>>164474805
>INCORRECT: This gremlin is DECEASED

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>>164477018
Well I hope they fix these instead of just making a blue post and calling it a day
There's also this where Jack and Gabe have their post-fallout weapons

>>164476330
Please more OW feet pics holy shit

>>164477114
>something that can be built small enough to fit on someone's torso without much effort can't be built larger and with an area of effect

nice logic

>>164477246
that's kinda cool

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>>164477286

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Why Blueberry is the most stylish girl ever?

Also the most rewarding one to play considering the pay off those headshots gives you.

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>>164477414

>trying to get my last 3 lootboxes before shit ends
>get nothing but people that got this game for christmas against 2x prestiges and shit.
>fuck

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>>164477482
>Mei drinking blood out of the ass of that sausage thingie

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>>164477286

>>164477482
Anyone has this same image but in a better resolution? this one is too small.

>>164477246
Would honestly love this idea if the guy uses an old bolt action rifle with no scope and a small clip size, acting similarly to Ana's but dealing more damage per shot, no headshots.

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>tfw no THICC d.va
why live?

>>164477767
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2584076

Forget 76 and Dva, when is Ana's ability to have an answer to everything in the game getting gutted?

Repost from last thread.

>>164477243
>if a character is not LE SHOOTY MAN XD then it is boring
go back to Call of Duty or Battlefield or whatever generic shooter you play

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>>164477894

>>164477758
thanks senpai
link to source if you got

>>164477975
b-b-but no mobility!

>>164478176
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/192714#search=Mercy

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>rank 4200
>so close to top 500
>queue for ranked
>instantly find a game

>a koren soldier and mcree pair shred our entire team within seconds
>both are shamelessly, obviously aimbotting
>entire team groans over chat, all hope lost from their voices

>I take a deep breath and say,"okay boys, i'll take the hit and dodge this game. the world could always use more heroes." ;_;7

>get instant friend invites
>get a 10 min ban

what the FUCK blizzard? this is what i get for my selfless act? fix your fucking game and stop these soulless, slanty eyed subhuman gooks to stop vomiting all over it with their incessant cheating.

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>Genji gets scratched
>I need healing!
>I need healing!

>>164477841
She'd smell soo bad from all those doritos and sodas

>>164477978
you can go back to HotS or whatever other shitty blizzard game you came from

blizzard created the "no aim required" heroes in this game specifically to the cater to the MOBA babs and blizzdrones who to this is the first PC FPS they've played

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>>164477841
Wait a minute...that color scheme...

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>>164478292
>I need healing!
I heal him
he takes a health pack that I needed
>Thanks!

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>been playing ow last few weeks with buddy
>realized quickly just how garbage the servers are
>started looking around on intershits to see what people say
>servers are fucking 20 tick
>causes a lot of issues
>but blizz drones just say "h-h-hold on while yes the servers are 20 tick, there are other factors at play that make the game feel like shit, dont blame the 20 tick"

?????????

>>164478302
>muh skill
Just fuck off then.

>>164478547
the servers are 63 tick

>>164478547
>20 tick

You realize that hasn't been a thing since before August, right?

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>>164478547
>have a shit connection
>find outdated news
>confim biases
>rant on the 4chins while being totally fucking wrong

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748474858

>>164478472
Would it really matter to you?

also
>.svg.png
disgusting waste of storage space, only justified if imageboards don't support svg natively

>>164477279
I think that makes sense for Reaper though because McCree comments on something like "You weren't given those guns to toss them around like trash."

>>164474805
hey guys, I bought a copy of OW and had my brother register the copy while I was doing other shit. Turns out, he registered it to his own account and fucked me over.

Can someone give me a code pwease? :3

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>>164478547
Nigger it's 2017 and you're using the 20 tick bait? come on

>>164478829
just kill him

>>164478547
the servers ARE fucking garbage cheapo home depot shit.

however, the main issue is the game is projectile based, which means people with higher ping actually have an advantage over you for having shitty third world internet.

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>>164477482
>>164477894
>blueberry and Tracer exchanging discreet glances


Meant for each-other. Girl love is purest love. Look at all these beauties and tell me why you would put a disgusting, aesthetically inferior male as a partner for any of them.

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>have to do one more garbage round of arcade to get the last box for the week
>Hanamura defence
>roll Mercy
>stay alive the entire game healing and buffing everyone
>get several 3 revive Qs off
>we win without conceding point A because of me keeping everyone alive
>get play of the fucking game
>guy on the other team
>"fuck you Mercy bitch, reported"
>mfw

>>164478892
Except the fact that Tracer is afraid of her and Widow wants to murder her.

>on amerifat servers
Everyone picks meme comps on offense and just rush through the objectives because the defending team are about as coordinated as a herd of cats

>Europoor servers
Everyone plays the stale meta and 80% of the game ends in stalemates

>>164478265
Despite the player coordination and comms being non-existant, poor aim, everyone being a retard that can't play as a team and the PS4 being also a fucking heater, at least I know that playing a console version keeps me away from this

>>164478906
>is a heal slut
>complains that people complain

Try not being a whore next time

>>164478956
>on asian servers
Everyone hacks from PC bangs

I thought Koreans were big into sportsmanship anyway

>>164478947
That's just how Brits and Frenchies treat each other

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>>164474805
Post unlikely ships. I will start.
Mercy/Reaper

>>164478947
>Widow wants to murder her
Wrong. She could have in Alive, but she just incapacitated her, laughed at her and left.

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>>164478669
>>164478716
>>164478719
>>164478853
>>164478875

>>164478956
Thank god I don't play with yuropoors then

that sounds awful

>>164479049
Widow enjoys killing, and I don't think shooting someone who's unconscious is too fun.

>>164479035
Why would you ever go to asian servers? It's full of asians

>>164479017
Was mystery heroes, famalam. I didn't choose the heal slut life, it chose me

>>164479064
the game still manages to be an unresponsive piece of shit though

>>164478265
I find that Koreans in most, if not all games, are so desperate to be successful that they cheat their dicks off.

When I was in korea for a semester, and tried playing LoL you ran into scripters at all ranks up to and including diamond. It was out of control.

Now I'm fairly high in OW, and run into gook cheaters all the fucking time. They are like a fucking plague.

>20 tick

Please, it's all because FORCED 50

>main account is suspended for flaming
>3600 rating
>make a smurf
>winning placements
>game 8 leaver
>game 9 leaver
>game 10 i dc and can't rejoin
>place at 2580

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164477018
>The other big thing that I do is I work with some of the other groups at the company to create the fiction we’ve been releasing outside the game. That’s stuff like that graphic novel, the comics and the animated shorts.

Sounds like he wasn't paying attention

When is Ana getting nerfed? Preferably deleted, but I'd just be happy with her grenade getting removed.

>>164479328
Never, she's fine

try not being shit

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>KOTH
>[player name] switched to Mercy (was Lúcio).

>>164479482
Lucio is super boring to play

>>164479328
She doesn't bother me when I play Tracer. Rewinding removes the health debuff.

Yeah, man. Maybe you should just get good! Much like you say whenever people critique your tanks saying that they're overpowered pieces of shit.

>>164479228
But doesn't that make them massive hypocrites since cheaters in korean pro games can wind up in fucking jail?

>>164477482
Who the fuck let Hana drink

>>164479482
If they're the only support he doesn't put out enough healing anymore

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>event is not over yet
but why

>travelling to hanamura
>travelling to hanamura
>travelling to hanamura
>travelling to hanamura

I want off this ride

>>164479523
So is Mercy, unless you got a Pharah

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>>164474805
>play comp
>decide I will change my attitude
>decide I will tell people they did a good job when they do and not tell them they did a bad job when they fuck up
>teammate gets a nice multikill with Dva
>say "nice ult [Teammate Name]"
>"yeah, fuck you, I didn't ask for your approval"

I guess you just can't win! Back to being toxic.

Are there any obvious tropey character archetypes the developers have missed?

>>164479584
It's probably juice. Then again, america is the only place where the legal drinking age is so damn high.

>linkify script keeps setting D.VA to a hyperlink

It frustrates me.

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>>164477767

>>164479540
Basically. But if you've ever spent time there like I have, you'd understand.

They are so fucking desperate to succeed at everything they do, its insane. I'm pretty sure they are even crushing japan in suicide rates nowadays, according to latest statistics.

The mindset is typically "I want to be noticed, and go pro, but I'm not actually a god, so I'll make myself LOOK like one, and then actually get good". However these dumb fuckers usually get banned, and their dreams are thankfully crushed.

>>164479702
A greedy jew
A terrorist arab
They already got the criminal nego and violent latino covered with Lucio and Reaper

>>164479328
They'll buff some other character to try and upset the Ana/Tank meta, rather than nerf her. Blizzard are scared of nerf backlash. They've given into powercreep instead.

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>>164479702
wizard who can nuke a group of people

>>164479328
Probably soon. Kaplan said they're "balancing her down" but who knows how effective it'll be.

>>164479690
A lot of people say nice ult sarcastically.
Not your fault, but what can you do.
Kind of like people getting mad at gg.

>>164479482
>xXxDickHeadxXx switched to Junkrat (was Ana).

>>164479843
Yeah, when you hear about the OW concept the first thing that comes to mind is the lack of wizards. Fucking LoLfags.

>>164479795
How would the greedy jews abilities work?

Junkrat is basically the terrorist And considering Australias current immigration policy he's probably an arab

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>>164479868
still makes me laugh that biotic grenade exists in a game made by the same company that couldn't figure out what to do with Mortal Strike for a decade

Is it possible to play comp successfully with no mic/chat? I want to give it a shot but I do not wish to talk to anyone.

>>164479690
Its a blizzard game, toxicity doesn't actually hold you back at all. Don't let the moba memers fool you.

>>164479843
Long cast time AoE spells, levitation and chain lighting?

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After not playing for 2 months, I decided to give it another go today.

I still want to touch the D.Va


Also, is it late to laugh at the "LGBTQ side of Overwatch" being t.Racer and literal who kissing?

>>164480001
Yeah I do it all the time

>>164480001
Yeah, all communicating does in comp is get you the blame if things go wrong. This is why people keep quiet

>>164479431

>try being not shit

Biotic Grenade has the same radius as flash bang, it's damn near impossible to dodge and is one of the best 1v1 tools in the game. One shot from her hitscan primary plus grenade is a burst of 140 damage m8.

>>164479528

Tanks are overpowered, though. I've never claimed otherwise.

>>164479690
>that shawl
Hate this shit.

>>164479228
It's so enraging too. You can tell by their positioning and game sense that most Korean cheaters (even at GM rank) fucking suck at Overwatch.

Blizzard has made no direct statement on Korean cheating, yet I'd wager that 90% of cheating comes directly from them.

From what I understand, Blizzard COULD prevent Korean cheating, but at the cost of limiting their market share. Fucking PC cafes, man.

>>164480001
Nobody talks in qp/arcade and most people have voice chat disabled too, so yes.

Not using the text chat at all sounds dumb, but manageable. At least read what people write.

>>164478992
I just got the PC version and I already encountered cheaters in my third match (they tried to cover saying that they were just good players playing on a smurf, even though his Tracer never left his aim off me even while blinking behind me). I don't have to worry about that on console at least (at high levels, I have to worry about XIM, but that isn't as bad).

>>164479964
Nah he's just a regular Australian who got exposed to so much radiation he went insane and started loving explosions

Oasis when?

>>164479735
>.va is the Vatican's domain
>no registration is allowed outside of the official Vatican administration

One job, they had. http://d.va would sell for a fortune

>>164480203
>Nah he's just a regular Australian who got exposed to so much radiation he went insane
So he used a cell phone once or twice, or what?

>>164480318
Mad max

>>164480125
>Tanks are overpowered, though
They aren't. Reinhardt is balanced, Zarya just got nerfed, roadhog could maybe get a hook cd increase but other than that he's a one trick elephant, Winston kek and Dva is really the only one that could be called op.

>>164479729
I dunno man, she looks pretty toasted if that's juice.

Also that artist forgot Symmetra has a cyborg arm, although I do love how pissed she is at the fact that D.Va is about to ruin her dress.

>>164480139
At least in Overwatch there are measures to actually beat cheaters.
tedious and shitty and unfun as it may be, it's still a chance greater than you'd find in most other FPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GskMrFAX34

>>164479584
>19 yo

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>>164480130
Its tumblr invasion hour soon anon, be careful.

can someoen post the webm of deflect deflecting a pharah rocket that is shot at genji's side about 2 feet away from him

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Post ideas for weapons

How about a shield that also causes damage?

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Hey guys, Jeff from the Overwatch team here.

Ana is a high skill-cap hero. As such, we can safely nerf the bejesus out of her to much fanfare because our core audience (casuals with deep pockets) don't play her anyways. She's a very safe hero to dismantle and put into the garbage bin next to Genji.

To those of you upset over the "tank meta," let I remind you of the counters.. HAHA, OH WHO AM I KIDDING? Our core audience loves "easy to play" tanks. You hardcore players who want tanks in line with other heroes don't even spend money on loot boxes, why should I give a damn about you? Go play a different game already, you're tarnishing our cash-cow with your delusions of proper game balance.

>>164480259
Probably a week or two

>>164479584
Koreans drink legally at 19

>>164480642
This is still clearly the first time she's had anything strong

I played a few hundred hours of TF2. What can I expect to carry over in terms of game sense?

>>164480608
For real though who buys loot boxes regularly anyway?

>>164480130
oh fuck off
floral shawls are definitely a russian thing
if you weren't so triggered you'd be able to spot the ACTUAL flaw in this image

>>164480814
Not much

>tfw want a gold Symmetra gun
>only available from points in "whiny bitch" mode
>people whine even if I play "meta" heroes
Is it possible to get to Masters muting everyone?

>>164480785
on top of the fact that she's probably a lightweight, different folks turn out to be different drunks.

>>164480926
chance is above 0%

probably easier to win 300 games.

>>164480814
Overwatch has that same aspect of "listening carefully" to the environment to get clued in on what's up ahead.

If you hear spurs rattling or the sound of chains dangling as you approach a corner, back off or prepare to be insta-killed.

>>164479741

I just realized that the booze is gonna spill everywhere.

Aside from the fact that Mei and D.Va are drinking wine from martini glasses.

Aside from the fact that reds aren't supposed to be chilled.

The amount of wine in the ice sculpture is much larger than what the martini glass can hold.

Goddamn I am so upset by this.

>>164480841
I've bought twice during the halloween and xmas events although I strongly regret it. I wish I had stronger will.

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Oh, what could have been.

>>164480841
Casuals do. I know two people personally who spent $50 on loot boxes this holiday season for all the christmas skins they wanted. Both play Overwatch on PS4.

>>164481126
Pharah's design is one of the cooler ones.

>>164481126
That pork is literally Porco Rosso wtf

>>164480841
I've literally not bought boxes once because fuck blizzard.

I didn't even actually buy the game myself either

>>164481205
Yeah but
>Vic Viper
>Maverick
>Macross-girl
>motherfucking Porco Rosso

>>164481126
Jesus christ, all those concept arts are fucking terrible.

>>164481271
I would have been awesome.

>>164476329
Pharah is younger than me

If Athena is ever made a playable character, I can see her playing similarly to Ying from Paladins. A third builder who creates mini-dispensers that last a few seconds and can send them to explode

>>164481126
that middle bottom one is cool

>>164481205
it's so boring

>>164481336
None of them good.
In fact, the one with the girl is some deviantart-tier garbage.
And whats up with the Metal Gear RAY ripoff?
And Dr. Eggman with a jetpack?

It's as if they only hired an actual artist to make the designs for the final characters.

Can everyone see the corpses on the same spots or is the ragdoll effect different for everybody?

>>164481126
I think the only game where concept art looks better than the final version is MGS.

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>>164481126
shit
thank god they iterated on it

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>first new Pharah skin was a zombie
>next Pharah skin was a frozen corspe
What did they mean by this?

>>164481126
The three ones in the bottom are some Battleborn tier trash.
And the ones on top are just orbital platforms from ZoE.

>>164478906
>mercies in arcade
YOU
RUIN
ARCADE

GET THE FUCK BACK TO QP

IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME, WE ENSUE AN EPIC BATTLE IN NO LIMITS, AND A MERCY NULLIFIES THE FACTOR OF COMPETITION ENTIRELY AND SLOWING THE GAME.
SHE'S NOTHING BUT "I wanna win with as little effort as possible" RIGHT ABOVE SYMMETRA
AT LEAST GO LUCIO, FUCKING HELL

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>>164474805
I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE

>>164481946
You could use my foot in yo ass.

>>164481796
Thought Frostbite was supposed to be some kind of winter spirit/fairy shit.

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>>164481946
or a noose

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>>164481796
they didn't put much thought into them

If you could be on character in RL which one would you be?

Last night I got the Mei, Tracer and Winston skins on consecutive boxes. Does anyone have the tracker image? I think the only big thing I'm missing is the Zarya Emote.

>>164479049
Mei/Soldier
Zenyatta/Anyone
Seriously I love Zenyatta and I'm not going "he's pure QQ" or other cringey shit, he may be the most epic GigaShlong Climaxifier X10k V1.69 with vibrating orbs but he's not a character who suits in a relationship.

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>>164482130
Dunno about on my man, but I would love to be in Pharah in RL.

>>164481946
I NEEB HEALING

>>164482281
I'd rather not want guys to fuck me

event end when?

how long before the christmas thing ends? need to farm some lootboxes

Oasis today?

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>>164481946
GET THEM OFF ME

Release whne?

>>164481796
>>164482018
the Ice Queen

>>164482130

Do you get all the tech and powers they have?

You could become a fucking god as Symmetra or Zarya if you get their tech.

>>164479702
Reserved nerd with a monstrous berkerk forme?

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>>164477482

>Zarya in a cocktail dress

>>164482640
Literally Winston

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>>164474805
Why do I keep getting players on my team who insist on picking Winston into multiple members of this list

>D.VA
>roadhog
>reaper
>s76
>zenyatta


What exactly are they hoping to accomplish? Who do they actually think they are going to tank?

>>164479917

>Zenyatta isn't a magical robot

Fuck outta here

>>164482635
Yes

you wont do shit as zarya though. Her shield tek is garbage

>>164482763

>be Winston
>jump into Anna
>she sleeps monkey and hog/zen immediately erase his existence

>>164482684
You like 'em butch huh?

that's cool, big giyrls need love too

>>164482763
Winston would be terrific in no-limits on Sombra's launch day. A single Winston would destroy 6 Sombras.

>Ana can easily 1v1 all the people who are designed to harass snipers and kill supports

What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>164482130
pre-piercing Hanzo. I only use Hanzo because I honest to god want to look like that when I reach my forties.

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>>164482837
Quickly stop talking about OW and start posting famous wizards.

Going fist.

>>164482856
>caring about shields
>when she has a gun that shoots black holes

>>164482970

>Implying Sombra doesn't eat Winston for breakfast

Guys help, I have been in a Hanzo mood for a week, and I'm actually doing good.

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>>164482684
It's great

How to Fix Winston in a few easy steps:

-Shield Bubble is now 1000 HP
-Melee damage increased to 55

Primal Rage:
-Damage increased to 70
-Now has 200 Armor/800 HP
-Is now immune to Stuns and Sleep Dart for the duration of the Ult
(Roadhog can still hook and pull him in, but Winston can still act during the pull. Likewise Reinhardt can still Pin him but he won't be stunned once connecting with a wall)

>>164483067

>implying there are characters who don't eat Winston for breakfast

For a monkey man in a metal suit he sure doesn't have much armor.

>>164483067
>>164482970
>>164482763
What characters does Winston get countered by?

I'm pretty sure Winston counters Mercy.

>>164481126
>ZoE
>Cyberpunk 2020 ACPA
>Starlord
>Strike Witch v2
>the one mole guy from Atlantis

That black and gold mech is making me uncomfortably erect

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>Extra day of Winter Day.
>Get my extra 3 boxes from weekly boxes.
>Get Scroogree

Only skin I have don't have is Sombra. Frankly I don't want it anyway.

>>164483248
>he doesnt want the best skin

>>164480594
Bees

>>164481796
>first legendary skin is 99% mechanical cyborg
>second legendary skin is based on a race that's all but extinct
hmmmm

>>164483169

>D.va
>Roadhog
>76
>Reaper
>Pharah

D.va, imo, is his hardest counter.

>>164483319
Bees?!

>>164483169
Hard counters

Reaper
Dva

Soft counters

Lucio
Zarya

>>164483283
>Nochebuena Sombra is best skin.
>Not Dias de los muetros.

It's like you're not even a spic. Even Reaper fits that theme.

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I want to give mei my dong-zhu

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Who's the public that plays as Winston? I mean, he's not a good hero.
It's been 4 months that I'm playing this game and I don't remember to see a single POTG by Winston

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>mechfag
>like pharah's mech skin
>suck at pharah

>>164483532
The top player in the world led his team to victory as Winston at the world championship at Blizzcon, lmao

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>>164483502
I want to hug that qt smug. I hope she gets a good skin this year.

>>164483532

>He hasn't seen angry monkey throw 3 people off a cliff as potg.

Missing out.

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>>164482684

>>164483696
>move away from cliff
>monkey can't kill you through afk Lucio passive

>>164483465
CUTE!!

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What's the Meta for voice lines for each hero? I know of these
Reinhardt:
>Catchphrase!
D. Va:
>Is this EZ MODE?
Winston:
>How embarrassing!

>>164483532
nice troll post anon

>>164483675
>have opened like 250 lootboxes so far since launch
>no WM skins whatsoever
Which budget skin should I buy waiting for the new one? Got Noire but I got bored of it.

>playing 3v3 for last box of the season
>as usual is a cancer ridden wasteland with endless draws
>finally find a game where they don't all immediately jump into the wall, proceed to wipe
>while we're killing their hog and zen, mei runs like a bitch and hides in the wall
>with 30 seconds left bait her into using her ult to go for the kills
>dodge, hook, kill
>beat her twice more doing this
>as victory pops up get message saying I'm a noob for using roadhog
The salt was absolutely delicious. Only got a voice line in last box.

I did it

I finally got the Oni Skin

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>>164482684
>people thought she is a lesbian tumblrite
>she is the personification of /k/ /fit/ and /pol/ combined
>she looks killer in dresses

How is she so best?

>>164483975
I prefer Nuit the most.

>>164484026
>personification of /pol/
Oh yeah, she hates the robots, she's so racist and redpilled and she hates the jews so much.

>>164483975
I'm just glad I got the Tricolore skin even though I don't play her at all

>tfw will never impregnate Tracer because shes a lesbian

>>164484026
>turns out she's not a dyke
>so people overblow how she is to retarded limits
No difference between you and the ones who claimed she was a lesbian tumblrite.

which is best berry skin and why is it patina?

>>164484130

it's a joke just like /pol/

man, why platinum is so full of mccree, I hate those people so much they have no idea how to play him and every game you get one, it's like a different meta without soldier

>Do arcade for shits and giggles
>Absolutely dominate enemy team while defending
>Enemy team starts leaving
>20 seconds remaining
>"Not enough players, Leaving game"

Now this is a fun mechanic i didn't know about

>>164484230

no one said shes not gay!

You know what I hate?

There will be a guy who is in a group of 3 or more. He'll be like level 300 and his friends are below 100. That 300+ guy, he will completely disregard the team comp and seemingly go out of his way to choose the worst hero possible for the situation and then when you call him out on it he'll defend saying "It's just quick play, who cares?"

Whenever I encounter a guy like this, I just afk. I'll just suicide off of the stage to prevent being auto-afk kicked. The funny part is that all of a sudden he'll be the one guy to speak up, nobody else cares, and be mad that I'm not carrying his ass to victory.

I don't even talk to him to know, I can just tell by his level, him being in a group, and his poor choice that he's being an asshat.

>>164484346

This and my disdain for deathmatches is why I never played the Mei mode.

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>>164484237
I like Winter but Patina is nice as well.

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>>164483624
>like Pharah's mech skins
>her epic and even one common skin go better with the golden gun

>>164483624
>be mechfag
>pick Bastion
>hated by everyone, be shit anyway
>pick D.Va
>hated by everyone
>pick Pharah
>be shit anyway

Oh hell

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>>164484230
She can still be lesbian, queer or trans. Tracer changes nothing.

>>164484485
Or maybe she can be a normal person who decided to start lifting.

>>164484485
>tumblr hour
Or she can be a regular woman who enjoys lifting and a healthy lifestyle. Fuck off with your weird fantasies.

>>164484130
>she's a joke just like /pol/ and everyone in it

Now you understand.

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>>164483959
Reaper:
It's in the fridge

Roadhog:
We're all animals
Ha ha ha

Torb
Hard work pays off

Soldier
Seasonal voice lines.
You want a medal, knock knock and stay frosty.

Mcree:
You done?

Genji:
Not good enough (MADA MADA)

Hanzo:
Sake!

Lucio:
Why are you so angry?

Junkrat:
Kaboom or seasonal shit.(Happy birthday, Happy halloween!)

Zenyatta:

Death death death is whimsical today

>>164479690
>implying this happened

>>164484565
What?

>>164484592
BRRRRRIIIIIIIIING!

>>164483959

>Ana: Need someone to tuck you in?
>Bastion: chirr chirr chirr
>Genji: Not good enough / Merry Christmas
>Hanzo: Sake
>Junk: Smile / Have a nice day
>Lucio: Can't stop won't stop / that's how you get tinnitus
>McCree: You done?
>Mei: Sorry x3 / Okay
>Mercy: Piece of cake / How barbaric
>Pharah: Not a chance
>Reaper: Next
>Rein: Precision German engineering / Bring me another
>Road: Candy from a baby / push off
>Soldier: You want a medal? / Stay Frosty / You didn't make the cut
>Sombra: Boop / Did you mean to do that?
>Symmetra: Why do you struggle? / I don't think so
>Torb: Hardwork pays off
>Tracer: Eat my dust
>Widow: What's an aimbot?
>Winston: How embarassing!
>Zarya: I will break you / for the motherland.
>Zen: Death is whimsical today

>>164483675
That moment she smiled even her eyes changed. They became alive.

>>164484485
We all already know that making Tracer a lesbian is pandering, but if they make TWO characters lesbian then I think the Tumblr Overwatch community is going to REALLY understand that it's pandering and there will be backlash. You can't just make everybody gay/lesbian, that's just offensive at that point.

>>164484697
fuck I forgot that stupid voiceline existed.

I subconsciously block it because junkrats keep spamming it.

>>164483959

A lot of people will say Zarya's is the Siberian bear line, but in reality VELCUM TO DE GUN SHO is the most patrician.

Reaper just isnt edgy enough for me.

>>164484592
>Happy birthday
>seasonal

This list was written by a moron. Please disregard.

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>>164484537
>>164484560
Keep the dream alive lads

>>164484709
>Widow: What's an aimbot?
>Koreans will use this forever

Wew. Bravo Blizzard. Bravo.

>>164484709
>Torb
>Not "Leave this to an expert"

>>164484762
>>164484697
I hate that Junkrat's "kaboom" is so shit. I want a REAL kaboom emote, like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXdaEAgC9U

>>164483959
I swear to god whoever uses "CATCH PHRASE" for Reinhardt is a faggot.

Same with "A-MEI-ZING" for Mei
"You have to let it go." is better.

>>164484485
Go choke on Widowmaker's futa cock, Tumblr.

>>164484857

I switched to exquisite because I feel like if I miss any amount of shots on this bitch I just look like a total asshole with this voice line.

Which one is more oppressive? Soldier or D.Va?

>>164484860
Hardwork line is a meme because the accent is terrible and sounds like aardvark.

Meme voice lines > personal preferences

When is Blizzard gonna add an exasperated angry healer
>Try to stay alive, dammit
>I *JUST* fixed you up, what the hell (seeing ally death)
>DON'T DIE YOU IDIOTS (pre-match banter)
>Shit shit shit shit shit (healing low health teammate)

>>164484907
are you assuming tumbr wouldn't like that?

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>>164484814
Oh I'm sorry.

Happy birthday as well as seasonal lines.

They all begin with him saying ''Happy..''

How about YOU fuck off?

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>>164484738
>its offensive at that point
They believe 30% of the population is LGBT (some even believe its 100%, but lets not go there). If 5-6 characters are gay they would see it as portraying reality accurately and praise Blizzard.

The biggest thing that makes me believe Zarya will be straight cis woman is that Russia would get pissed otherwise and Blizz might lose sales.I think they will just leave it open-ended and ambiguous, though, since she has become really popular in the LGBT gaming community as a queer gaming icon.

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>>164484623

>>164484864
How about Soliders Kamikaze emote?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewsP7cbWt1k

>>164484592
>Roadhog
>not WANT SOME CANDY

>>164484954
"Aardvark pays off!"

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>>164484885
>whoever uses "Catchphrase!" is a faggot
Well that's good cuz dick is great. I also have his flex emote, his /fit/ victory pose, and his arm-wrestling spray equipped for maximum homoeroticism

GUYS WHY ISNT THE EVENT ENDING?!?!?!

I NEED TO STOP PLAYING

>>164484885
I prefer bring me another

99% of reapers voice lines are shit because he talks so damn slow

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>>164485171
>Not wanting to hear Piggu's wheezing laugh
>Not making it perfectly loop forever.

>>164484864

>No "nice shot" call out

I just want to give positive reinforcement on all heroes.

>>164484592
>Junkrat
>not I GIVE IT A TEN

>>164485171
I prefer "Violence is usually the answer" just in case Mercy says "Must violence always be the solution?" during setup

>>164484709
>Next
>not It's in the refrigerator

shit list to be quite honest with you, family

>>164484026
>>164484230
>>164484485
>>164484738
>>164485037
I'm still trying to understand why people are so convinced Zarya is a raging bulldyke. Is it because she's not generic mega-titty hourglass moeblob?

>>164485261
Its probably leaving whenever patch hits, which is probably in 20 minutes

>>164484332
Platinum is where you start getting the "I'm skilled and need to solo carry to win" ego faggots

>>164485389
Yes.
That and the Tumblr haircut.

>>164476908
disgusting poorlak

Why is Frosted Zarya the best skin?

>>164485237
Rein and Zarya being bros in voice interactions and sprays makes me happy. Rein is up north in Sweden together with Torb so they might actually meet Zarya and tie into the story with Talon that way.

>>164485389
It is because she has male physique and body shape, square jaw, and bulldyke haircut.

>>164485360
Patrician taste famiglia

>>164485389
DUDE

PINK HAIR

LMAO

>>164485392
that's 20 minutes to earn a box
s

sweeet

>>164485261
I want the event to end. I got Reaper and Pharah's christmas skins, aka the only good ones, and don't want or need any of these other ones.

As neat as Tracer's elf skin looks, I don't like that she sings "Dashing through the snow" when you use it. It's actually a disadvantage to use it because you give away your position more explicitly to the enemy team when you may want to be sneaky.

>>164476529
>big dude who smashes people with rocket-powered hammer
>not fun

Maybe you're the problem here.

>>164485494
>It is because she has male physique and body shape, square jaw, and bulldyke haircut.

Yet there are real women with those things why are straight.

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>>164477482
>Zarya
S-She's not supposed to be attractive, s-stop that

I love Overwatch. It's really helped me through some dark times recently. I wish I could be a part of it so badly.

>>164485695
MATRIX SOON


MERCY WIAFU SOON

>>164485658
When you deliberately design a character to have such butch features it has certain implications.

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>>164485572
I'm scared, really

The Metal Gear behind BANE and the SJW Punk Mecha girl with gorgeous tits and an ahegao face it looks like some Battleborn fanart

That sniper on the left with the helmet that looks like a prothean is neat

>>164476905
>dildoe anchor

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>>164485695
You are a part of it anon, do not worry.

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>>164485750
>Mercy kills someone on art
>she looks horrified and desperate

>Mercy kills someone in-game
>"Say AAAAA"!
>"You might not want to tell your friends about that!"
>"Mediiic! Oh, wait, thats me! xD "

>>164479482
I've done this before because we had 3 DPS 2 Tank and Lucio and were horribly losing the first round so I switched near the end
One of the DPS switched to Lucio and I went Zen

We won

>>164485695
Draw fanart and fanfiction. If your ideas catch on, Blizzard will roll with it.

I, for one, want my headcanon that Reinhardt is actually short and frail to catch on. That he only makes himself out to be big and strong to be a better role model and to give people hope. He uses a voice modulator to deepen his voice and has people photoshop all of his public appearances of him being a big muscle man.

>>164485572
>crossbow cutie
>we almost had edgy pharah
>Symmetra actually looks badass
>proto-Widowmaker?
>METAL GEAR?!
that stasis rifle boy looks fucking dope also

>>164485856
>sniper on the left
Isn't that an early Widowmaker design? What I want to know is why she's posed and placed the same way Junkrat is in the final piece.

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>>164485898
Mercyfags like to play down the fact she's a psychopathic necromancer

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Post McCree picks?

>>164485964
It looks more like tachikoma, not Metal gear for me

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>>164485983

They also ignore the fact she's a cunt and a whore.

>>164485992
why does he have a soulpatch that is disconnected from the rest of his beard?

that is such bad genetics.

>>164485992
shit, pics*

>>164485856
>she has a sidecut therefore it's sjw
get a better vocabulary mate

>>164486078
>whore
>literally Virgin
>unlike slut tracer and window maker

>>164486186
RUDE

So, who is this guy? Is he going to be a playable hero?
Predict his abilities