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/srg/ - Speedrunning & Medievil General

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Christmas edition

>Upcoming Marathons
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa2017/forum

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
speedrunslive.com
reddit.com/r/samandtolki
streambig.net
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what compelled you to make this thread
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>>163787949
he still wants to force his SH*T medievil meme
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>>163787949
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>>163787992
it's not even a good meme, honestly all the other memes here are more funny (if they were funny at all)
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>>163788235
especially trannykeys
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>>163788287
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srg lives on
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>>163788235
except for me
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based zfg, ourrest of guys
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The true meaning of speedmas
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>>163790761
dropping my first upword of the thread on this post right here
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based zfg, greasiest of blobs
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some mod in zfg's chat, pls ban krad8 for using /srg/ memes
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>>163791634
dropping my first downword of the thread on this post right here
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>>163791668
kill the krad
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>>163793558
his skin can barely contain all that EFFING grease!
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>>163793428
>>163793558
>>163793691
>still bumping this thread
why can't you let go?
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>>163793796
oh i want it dead alright
shitters just wont stop
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>when your community is so autistic that you have to pretend to be dead to get them to leave you alone
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>>163795039
I fr*cking HATE serg bois >(
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>>163795039
>it was the cyber crew just being shitters as usual
nothing new here
move along folks
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OUR BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyWJOs6hZ0
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The Fake Suicide Stigma
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The Grease Stigma
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shut up
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>>163795039
what a fucking beta. i knew it
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>>163798364
speedrun videogames
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die
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>>163798364
give birth
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>>163798613
die
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where the discord @?
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>skicrazedteddy hasnt tweeted for 3 days
>'i have a scary plan tonight'
>yfw he killed himself over a fake suicide
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>>163799054
that was probably the true goal
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>>163788235
why did you delete?
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>>163794759
>>163798613
why did you delete?
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>>163801240
>she
stfu fucktard
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just when you thought speedrunners couldn't get more autistic, someone fakes their own suicide.
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It really makes you think...
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>>163801634
who thought they couldn't get more autistic lol
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The Autist Speedrunner Stigma
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>>163802570
http://pastebin.com/R7b8wzX5
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>>163804938
>no rants lasting longer than 7 minutes
this type of person is just going to have worse outburts trying to "control" it like this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8BRdwgPChQ
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>>163802113
The Glow-in-the-Dark Dick Stigma
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did caleb lose his gf? surprised he stuck with smrpg so long
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The Lost Girlfriend Stigma
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why does grindxmonkey keep inventing stigmas?
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The Inventing Stigmas Stigma
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>>163802570
>>163806247
>>163807392
>>163808567
this meme is dogshit
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>>163807835
just leave
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>>163811006
>s-stop exposing me... ooh ooh...
it's obvious that it's you because you're the only one capable of grinding this shit so hard for so long and not making any adjustments whatsoever, you're literally just bashing your head against the wall endlessly until it finally sticks (which it won't btw)
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its ablu
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>>163811298
>maybe if i type a page of dribble he'll give up and i wont look like an obsessed freak
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>>163811475
> page
come on now
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>>163811528
wow this is a funny post lmao
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i_only_lose (world records)
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>cosmo stream just a chatbox of depression/pills/transgender shit

jesus christ lol what a trainwreck
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I like speedrunning. It is fun. I like this thread. It is fun.
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>>163819576
same
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>>163819576
gotta word this
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>>163819576
speedrunning is for nerds lol
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don't die

you're my bois
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The God Gamer Stigma
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>>163821879
>The God Gamer Stigma
"i haven't The God Gamer Stigma in a few hours, better hurry back to /srg/. I don't want them to forget this thing that I brainlessly type every few hours. I sure am contributing to the thread."
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>https://twitter.com/DutchjRTA/status/813666146843033600
cuck
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Ok enough waiting Apollo. I gave you a lot of juicy details about GDQ staff and how they operate. You promised to make a video that will inform many people not in the speedrun community as to how horrible GDQs are ran. You promised that it could take down GDQs for good or at the very least bring change. So where is this video? Where is the video that reveals how Mike Uyama, Cool Matty, Sumichu, and others are making a living off of the hard work done by the community yet runners get no compensation or acknowledge event after event.

Where is this video that will make speedrunning great again?
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Hello this is Jeremy Thompson's mother. Before his suicide our son left very detailed notes what to do with his belongings and accounts. One note said to monitor the Twitter account "@Cyberdemon531" and release the following statement, if he tries to make light of our son's tragic death by pretending it never happened:
>Stop being epic, Cyberdemon!
This community must have meant a lot for our beloved son and we will continue to follow his detailed instructions on how to handle his departure from it.
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The God Gamer Stigma
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The God Gamer Stigma
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>p-please give me attention
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddyc1UCSmzM
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>>163828240
Was the second to last hit intentional?
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>>163828240
>>163829717
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>>163823619
It has nothing to do with Cyberdemon.

Jeremy's friends called the cops for a wellness check and they confirmed that he is alive.
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why does trihex constantly remind everyone he goes to the gym?
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don't tell me what to do
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based cyberdemon crew
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Reminder to show support for an authentic pure speedrunning marathon

https://horaro.org/rtainjapan/schedule
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>>163823619
Who is "we"?
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the birth of squid
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>>163840436
the death of ion
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>>163811528
why did you delete?
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>>163840436
was the death of ion
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>>163835025
>the marathon is just an onscreen timer and commentary describing what's happening (no video evidence, we just have to take their word for it)
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>>163840665
thanks for the late response!
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>>163840665
sounds like a very pure speedstream to me
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>>163840665
who is we?
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The No Video Evidence Stigma
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>>163840665
>abloo abloo i can't use nico
>abloo abloo i need vods to steal strats
>abloo abloo the japanese stream too early
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>>163841934
who are you quoting?
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>>163844219
>botfag bump

it'll never fucking die will it
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>>163844461
>>163844219
trannykeys' bots are so annoying!
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>cute
>good at video games
>modest
>doesn't brag about his achievements
>entertaining
>always greets people in the chat
>nice to everyone
>funny in his own way
>doesn't copy anybody's style
>perfect in every way
>the speed boyfriend you've always wanted

name this man
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>>163845231
dram
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>>163845231
cyghfer
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>>163845231
me
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>>163845231
you
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>>163845231
Clunt Stovens
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>>163845231
i wish this was me
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>>163845231
literally p
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>>163845231
i wish this wasn't literally me
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doggy on page 10!
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>>163850514
We're all busy watching the Zelda relay
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>>163850604
link?
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>>163850924
no, zelda
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>>163850604
who is we?
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is she, dare is say it, /our girl/?
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>>163851478
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>>163850514
>didn't let it die
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>>163852160
>she
stfu fucktard
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The God Gamer Stigma
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>>163844461
why did you delete?
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The Grind Monkey Stigma
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The Stigma Stigma
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shut up
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The XY Chromosome Stigma
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The Shutting Up Stigma
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>wanting this general to stay up when there's nothing left but shit like this
>>163852370
>>163852961
>>163853042
>>163853094
>>163853126

epic
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>>163853238
>de hippie spacing
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kys now ablu
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>>163853238
You didn't notice that the serg general spergs out like that every time a gdq is close?
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>>163853391
gdq being close doesn't change much, it's been shit the whole year through
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>>163853757
Thanks for the (You), senpai!
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>>163853920
you're welcome, anime
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>>163853757
wow, you just gave me 58 (You)s
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post mfw EG streams
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Board of peace and swastikas here, some sperg on /qa/ is trying to get your threads shut down and people who post them banned.

>>>/qa/906410
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>>163854556
gtfo you FUCKING crossie
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Any comfy streams around?
Post 'em.
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>>163854707
Hi /qa/!

This may come at a shock to you, but some of us visit other boards. I go on /v/ AND /vg/, are you angry?
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>>163855005
qtpie is on
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>>163855005
let it die 2ndary shrew
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>>163855005
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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>>163855174
Speaking of pie, he doing anything special in the new year?
Will Month of Mario return?
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>>163854556
With good reason, this general is fucking abysmal now. See >>163853757
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can someone stigma post please? it's been a while, i need someone to feed to glenn. he's hungry
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>>163856108
shhhh, they're watching
>>>/qa/911915
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>>163856371
just let le doggo le die xD
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>>163856371
>>163856591
Why do you insist on keeping this rotting fucking corpse up and running? Were you even here in 2013-2014?
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removing marxistxmonkey would solve 50% of srg's problems
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>>163856591
palabra
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>>163856656
le dead doggy meme
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>>163856712
don't forget those who shitpost about him as well
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>>163856778
le "/srg/ isn't on life support" meme
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>>163856712
how about remove monkeyposting, stigmaposting, trannyposting, animeposting, dogposting, glennposting, late responseposting, and why did you deleteposting

oh wait, thats every thread
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what if each thread was just the same 5 retards posting the same thing
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>>163857627
>what if
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>>163857627
monkeyposting is done by that one obsessed crusader, late response and why did you delete posting is done by ian edward's bots.
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>>163856712
what information are you going by here? i feel like your probably just adding to the problem
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>>163858181
*banshee screeches*
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Does praying to God give you better RNG?
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>>163859487
RNGesus
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>>163859487
only a sheep would rely in god instead of his own skills and intelligences
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>>163858820
this shit doesnt even make sense and only exposes you as a shitter
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>>163859259
>>163861624
*bird laughs*
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>>163859669
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The Hippie Spacing Stigma
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>>163862168
why does hippie get to be associated with pressing the enter key? he wasn't the first one to do it
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Does Cronikeys really have a boyfriend not tell anyone about him?
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>>163862748
i don't think anyone would like to be exposed dating a tranny
i mean, remember the meltdown minion had? lmFRICKINGao
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why does kryssstal get to be associated with being a speedrunning tranny? he wasn't the first one to do it
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minion? more like onion after cronikeys dumped his ass lol
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>>163862837
squid wouldn't mind
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fuck off nkrobbie
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>>163863382
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>>163863382
>>163863597
thx a lot guys i just lost my shit at work and now i'm on probation lmao
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*banshee screeches*
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EEK OOK EEK OOK
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[grinding intensifies]
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>>163864918
that sums up grindxmonkey perfectly
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meows and wally when do you want to get on overwatch?
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>>163864918
please stop talking about me. im too stupid to do anything other than speedrun
t. squid
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>>163866172
ebin
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get on mumble tony
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get on medievil rob
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>>163866942
nkr got ptsd worse than hillshills after brescaz btfo his ass
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>>163866826
Ape III
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>>163867171
reported
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>>163867221
For what!?
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>>163867420
for being a qt
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Imagine being so upset about getting bopped on some irrelevant memegame by some random person in the internet.
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imagine not having enough attention span to achieve a desired time in a video game

imagine being deluded enough to turn this into a positive
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how the fuck does cosmo not get banned for taking a 45 minute nap on twitch? and what the fuck is the purpose of streaming yourself lying down in bed? WTF?
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>163869189
>grinding mindlessly for an arbitrary time is a positive
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>>163870471
should have mass reported """""her"""""
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>>163870983
>her
stfu fucktard
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>>163870929
>crusading like an autist about how speedrunning is pointless in a speedrunning general
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>>163871160
>missing sarcasm
stfu fucktard
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Does anyone know how to get on the donation stand at agdq? i want to be reading donations then scream FUCKING NIGGERS and walk out
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>>163872413
based pyat
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>>163872285
that'd be soooo epic
don't forget your shoutout to based /r/thedonald and based /pol/!
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>>163872529
cuck
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>come back after a year to see what's going on in preparation for AGDQ and catch up
>same posts, same images, same memes as last year
>least active thread in /vg/

Jesus this hobby is dead, have my bump
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>>163873794
DON'T DO THAT
let it die
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>>163872652
Imagine wanting to be taken seriously when you reply with the exact same insult every single time.
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>>163874090
cuck!
your wife's son must be dissapoint
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The Zero Time Dilemma
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I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
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i don't
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Who's ready for some boring AGDQ in a couple weeks? This year is going to be especially boring because GDQ staff decided (without telling anyone until recently) that they will not help organize who will be on the couch helping commentate the games. So a majority of the runs will be some lonely nerd with no friends playing his game and mumbling about speed tech that no one understands.

HOYP!
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>>163881789
let it die
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>https://pvplive.net/c/pvp-live-esports-title-power-rankings-for-2016

Only #10? What can we do to improve our ranking for next year?
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>>163881789
they're just hoping that another chibi/mememan incident happens so it goes viral and the marathon gets more viewers and donations
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>>163881973
>And let’s not forget possibly the biggest news of 2016 – Trihex, the god of swag, being signed to Tempo Storm, one of the most prolific and authentic esports teams in the industry.
lol?
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>>163882810
so is trihex like a cheerleader now? he doesn't play any games that are considered esports, so why would they sign him?
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>>163883182
imagine paying someone to be on your team who is ranked 4th in the world in their speed game that they have played for over 10+ years. every other person on the tempo storm team is talented at what they do except trihex. they even have a more qualified mmorpg competitive player.

I think they just signed trihex because they think he is black.
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>>163882671
>fucking shit up on purpose
You know, I wouldn't even be surprised.
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>>163885393
doing the opp there bub
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>>163888875
Nice. Going to keep running or are you happy with that time?
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>>163888970
I'm happy for now, sub 6 is a sick milestone. SuccintAndPunchy & I trade the record back and fourth, I'll be back if he bops
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ignorant_obese_loser
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idiotic_obsessed_laughingstock
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great_loyal_envious_nice_neet
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>>163887695
since when can you limit one language for your chat? can I enable english language only?
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>>163891123
since a while ago
also yes but no one watches your stream anyway lmao
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https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/813960359438675968
trihex chose the wrong sister
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There's nothing inherently 'wrong' with being a speedrunner who is also into cuckoldry.
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blasting some BASED AF my chemical romance while speedrunning!
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>>163897047
why did you delete?
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You know he's going to get another million.
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death

DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS
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>>163904028
its already an unwritten agreement
stop posting
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a BULLET in the HEADcrab
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can you guys stop bullying me
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>>163882810
wait, speedrunners are getting onto esport teams? do they get paid to go to marathons or something? or what's the purpose?
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>>163906365
thanks for the late response!
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This trainwreck of an ex-speedrun streamer is currently breaking Twitch's bits acceptable use policy by basically trading matches of Super Smash Bros for 100 bits (twitch's own currency) a pop and censoring and banning anyone who speaks out against it. Make sure any of you who care about making Twitch less about money grubbing and more about content report his channel.
twitch dot tv slash narcissawright
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>>163900528
delete this
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narcy is cute!

Cute! Cute! Cute!
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Nobody is watching the rta stream?
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>>163911891
why?
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newboi here

who is croinkey?
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>>163915623
our girl
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>>163907609
>making Twitch less about money grubbing
Twitch was about money grubbing from day 1. The reason the website was made was to make money.
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Is Narcissa our girl?
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>>163920359
no
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>the amazing toastrider is doing 120 races rn
>1:47

LMFAO

the IL practice stigma
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>>163922025
You need to do runs fairly regularly to be consistent in 120 star. Not surprising, honestly.

Xiah would probably do even worse, and he's better than toast.
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>>163922025
>got bad times in a couple of no-resets
>wow he sucks!

also reminder that 1:47 in 120 star is a more difficult time to get than the WR in most speedgames.
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>>163923357
Most games have never been speedrun. All you would need to do if you wanted the world record is let's play the game. So, while your statement is technically true, it means less than nothing.
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>>163924216
>Most games have never been speedrun.
That's why I said "most speedgames."

You know what a speedgame is right?
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>tfw too intelligent to speedrun platformers
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>tfw too brainless to be anything but a lowly grind monkey
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>>163927808
squid...
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>>163927808
>>163928090
squid is above everyone of you pathetic shitposters in intelligence and speed. you do it out of jealousy and will never admit it but real runners know it. keep squaking and chimping out
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>>163929058
*banshee screeches*
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>>163929326
keep chimping out
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>>163929339
keep getting exposed
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>>163929441
the only person getting exposed is you autistically crusading over getting bopped for over 2 years
>>
I want to creampie croni
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>>163930452
onion...
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>>163895034
>sister-in-law
So he plans to get married after about a year? Why this retard so clingy
>>
You've got to love how easy it is to slap the obsessed monkey poster with a little bit of truth and confirm yourself atleast an hour of non-stop entertainment. It's a 100% guarantee. You slap him about, push him over and make him cry and you just know he's sat at his desk seething, lip shaking, eyes watering and getting sweaty. He unironically dedicates the next hour of his life posting more monkey related nonsense, truly believing he is making a difference. The delusion is unrivalved. I love it.
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>>163933162
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
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>>163924216
You could name countless games where getting an arbitrary time is harder than what the current sm64 grind monkey is going for.

Of course, all that is beside the point, which is that the sm64 posters ITT are all non speedrunning stream monsters that just want to brag about the speed game they follow.
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>>163933810
thanks for the late response!
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cincinancy? more like succunancy after she laid the seduction on skater
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fw getting snuggy with the arc the lad jrpg run and imcomprehensible commentary on :3
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>>163933810
>You could name countless games where getting an arbitrary time is harder than what the current sm64 grind monkey is going for.
which games?
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>>163937317
die faggot
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>>163933810
>You could name countless games where getting an arbitrary time is harder than what the current sm64 grind monkey is going for.
Imagine being this delusional.
>>
imagine being this exposed
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>>163936529
uh, her name is cincinasty
>>
imagine being a brainless marxist neet chav grind monkey
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>>163888875
OwO what's this????
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>>163938592
https://rxi.itch.io/shuriken
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(You)s are dead...........see ya losers...
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>>163940114
>he doesn't have 4chanX
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give me a (you)
>>
list speedrun autists
>>
all
>>
the birth of squid
>>
the birth of medievil
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>>163940114
I still get yous on clover though
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>>163942014
(You)
>>
>autistic splits
>autist rambling
i hate speedrunning
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>>163940243
>>163942540
hee hee..thx 4 the (You)s lame ass birds ;)
>>
gamepro is an autist
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coolmatty is a human bean
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>>163943829
Fuck off heex4
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>>163945252
cultural marxism
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>>163945252
TLDR where's the money uyama
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>>163945252
Fucking autism
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>>163946298
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>>163937457
>>163937721
Pick whatever the fuck your imagination desires from the PS1 selection, and there you fucking go.

It's not difficult to find harder to optimize games than your stupid super meme 64 nostalgia game.

Being harder to optimize doesn't even mean anything. The game could be absolutely horrible to play and still be hard to optimize. Doesn't mean it's good.

Dumb fucking stream monsters.
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>>163945252
why did he give it back? he didn't even get reimbursed his money AND he got banned for life. that is the most beta thing i've seen in this community and that is saying a lot.
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>>163947778
>Pick whatever the fuck your imagination desires from the PS1 selection, and there you fucking go.
Why do you think they're harder?

SSBMstuff literally just spams runs until he wrs in Spyro. Good fucking luck ever getting good at 120 star by doing that in SM64.
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>>163948271
>SSBMstuff literally just spams runs until he wrs in Spyro.
that's how he gets good at all of his games.

Ps1 games aren't hard. you don't even have to practice them lmao
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>>163948271
Lol.
>>
Alundra for the PS1 is roughly 3 times harder to optimize than SM64 is. Hell, a lot of RPGs are harder to optimize than SM64 is. All you have to do is jump around in SM64 with a couple glitches here and there where in RPGs you have to optimize your menu screens and movement.

SM64 is a game that only get's viewership because it is a nintendo game. People need to stop acting like it is the hardest game to play. If the community forced you to use the original N64 controller then at least there would be an argument for how difficult the game is.
>>
>>163947778
>>163948874
>this is what grindxmonkey tells himself after he exposed himself hard by not even being able to beat pie despite grinding 18 hours a day for over a year
lmao
>>
medievil is the toughest speedgame
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>>163948981
ROFLMAO.
>>
*buys specific PS2 model on ebay for faster loads*
*buys sealed unused CD for faster loads*
*plugs in Gameshark*
*new faster rerelease comes out making all previous runs unoptimized by a minute*
Playstation running is a fucking joke. It barely even counts as speedrunning. It's on the same level as a "Super Press Space to Win Action RPG" speedrun.
>>
*fakes suicide*
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>>163948970
>All you have to do is jump around in SM64 with a couple glitches here
you really are clueless aren't you
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>>163949167
That's why emulator is superior
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>>163949358
*Bing* *Bing* wahooo!!!
Congrats on the new wr streamer
>>
Imagine being a speedrun stream monster
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>>163951343
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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>>163951343
>it doesn't matter since we all know he doesn't concern himself with these petty stream monster arguments.
funniest post itt
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>>163950920
>*barely cracks top 200*

jeez you weren't kidding
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name one speed runner who hasn't started transitioning yet
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>>163954223
Sigly
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>>163954223
>>
remember that time pyatters got fucking exposed and then pretended like he doesnt read the thread anymore?
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>>163954652
exposure and pedaling yes
he still posts avfaging his 2ndary cat like the baby cock shrew he is
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>>163953024
it's honestly embarrassing
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>>163955149
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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>>163956210
english?
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>this garbage taste in anime
>both seasons of sword art online an 8/10
>mirai nikki 8/10
>boku daki ga inai machi 10/10
doesn't this faggot's whole personality revolve around anime? embarrassing.

https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Pyatters
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>>163956727
There are like 2 good anime movies. The rest is remainder bin shit.
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>>163956727
>going deeper for "exposing" when the damage was already done & no one cares any more
>>
Nothing wrong with SAO desu
>>
https://myanimelist.net/animelist/scyfur

actual good taste from our Enlightened cyghfer
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>>163956951
exposed
>>
don't you faggots get it?

good anime doesn't exist
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>>163957201
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you arent watching rta in japan right now

www twitch tv rtainjapan
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>>163958137
>japanese only chat

WHY.JPG
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>>163958372
Starts with a "C" and rhymes with "Adultural Parksism".
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>>163958137
>meme game
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>>163956951
>that anon who defend pyatters at any cost
>>
>>163958137
>this dishonourable mario player
Live seppuku after right?
>>
>>163948970
>SM64 is a game that only get's viewership because it is a nintendo game.
but it's not even remotely the most popular nintendo game. numerous games on snes, nes, playstation 1 and 2 were bigger.
>>
>>163962351

ignore him hes just insecure
>>
cronikeys? more like trannykeys
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>>163958137
The one time I joined they were playing undertale.
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>>163951343
>>163952713
What the fuck are you talking about? This is some gay shit
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>>163964870
I doubt it. He hasn't done runs or serious practice in over a year.
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>>163964870
Can't wait for the spliced runs.
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>>163966293
Speaking of spliced runs, any tips for splicing my runs?
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>>163969952
Ask our boi GerburAKG.
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>>163969952
Put a loud donation alert at the splice points to prevent any nips from analyzing the audio patterns.
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>streamer has less than 30 viewers
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>>163970415
those are the best streams desu
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>>163962351
>b-b-but BUT my kiddy cutscene game is not popular because x it's actually because of x
Literally who cares? The only reason anyone cares about that clunky piece of shit is because stream monsters like you force it absolutely everywhere including this general.

If only you cared enough to actually run it.
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>>163970620
>clunky piece of shit
do you have cerebral palsy by any chance
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## IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS ##

http://pastebin.com/dFk9c5f6

## IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS ##
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>>163971807
>bounceybald
>top dog
kek
>>
>leaderboards allowing anything but raw video
lmao
>>
The TRUE Road to 250 Subs
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>>163972338
>I started watching this run, but already after 10 seconds, you can hear that the microphone is on as the runner clears their throat. I watched for a few more minutes and the same thing happened a couple of more times. Even though it's not very disturbing, the video doesn't contain a clean audio.
>
>Reject
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>>163971807
BounceyBoy is like 6th in SMS, that isn't top dog.
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>>163973958
You know that category has like 600 runners right
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>>163973304
>tfw you realize SDA was right
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Reckon they'll kick Blueglass out again like last year?
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>>163970415
>join
>"Hi anon. Thanks for watching"
>leave
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>>163975326
did you post a msg?
>>
>>163975542
Nope.

Should be an unwritten rule never to greet people until they make themselves known
>>
every time i tune into the japan rta marathon it's a bunch of nips walking around with an anime background on stream

have they played video games at all?
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>>163976562
Japs are natural-born god gamers. They beat the games so quickly, all you can see is them setting up the next one.
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>>163974037
And the majority of the runs on there are shit and if he is 6th with a time that's over a minute and a half behind WR, he is not top dog, faggot.
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>>163972338
My main speedgame requires top 10 runs to have LiveSplit showing in the video to make it harder to splice runs.
It's pretty autistic since I'm a puristfag and want only the raw video in my runs.
>>
>>163976123
There is even an article on StreamBig.net about this. A real shame when streamers can't get with the times.
>>
i live to take wrs from pathetic marxist cuck faggots
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>>163979147
shut up rob. you got exposed by caveman in klonoa and never recovered.
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>>163975326
i remember hippy used to do this

also remember when cirno would thank every follower
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>>163978169
how would live split make it harder I don't understand
>>
Reminder that there are free viewbots for anyone streaming OoT and SM64 now. Use this opportunity to stream truly big!
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i'd rather streamdiminute
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>>163981154
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>>163996085
__________ trannykeys
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>>163996085
grind monkey
>>
here's a meme you didn't see coming:

literally grinning ear to ear
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where are the japanese qts
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who's my boi?
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you cant die yet srg, the party's just getting started!
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>>164005663
House Real Big
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>>163988668
hopefully agdq brings in some newbois. did we get any from sgdq?
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>>164006121
Stream Real Big Dot Net
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I did Medievil Resurrection some time now and can't finish it, last level you have to cure soldier so they will kill other soldier but i have not enough total health to do that. That sad.
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
https://youtu.be/bKW5vNdBH_I

REALLY MAKES ME THINK
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>>164009935
a KISS on the HEAD of EVERY cute feminine PENIS
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>>164009935
except for me
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>>164013628
die nutter
>>
>>163948970
>SM64 is a game that only get's viewership because it is a nintendo game.
What about all the nintendo games that don't get viewership you fucking dunce?
>>
It's time for you edgy stream monster faggots to stop being epic.
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>>164009935
especially trannykeys
>>
MORNING BOIS! ^_^
>>
>>164024679
they/them pronouns please
many of us don't identify with the gender binary
>>
>>164025832
kill yourself homo
>>
>>164026514
lol GOTEM!
>>
>>164026514
get out nkr your entire presence is an absolute joke
>>
more like NoKnownRecords
>>
*uses an emulator exclusice glitch*

my run is the best!!!

*logs into twitter to hunt down liberals*

c-cucks!
>>
>>164027578
>gets exposed for being a cuck
>cries in the speedrunning general
exposed
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>>164028570
no one finds this shit funny you cuckold
>>
Based Yashichi getting a shoutout during RTA in Japan!
>>
yashi
>>
Semi-regular reminder that Touful pumped a load of cum into Adrian's mouth and she swallowed.
>>
why are Japs always so damn sick all the time?
>>
>>164034543
corpses keep getting poked
>>
>>164034649

It's hard to put a hero down after all.
>>
>>164035441
"hero"?
you looking at the same thing as others these past 2 years?
>>
>>164035757
Because /srg/'s the hero /vg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a hippie spacer
>>
>>164035441
>de hippie spacing
>>
Does /srg/ prefer runners that stick to a particular franchise or type of game (like someone that sticks to the Zelda series or maybe only runs 3D Marios) or runners that play a variety of games?
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>>164034543
They aren't sick, it's actually the opposite because they wear a special type of mask to prevent it.
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>>164038056
>runners that stick to a particular franchise or type of game
those are grindmonkeys
>runners that play a variety of games
those are casual scum
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>>164038056
Only grind monkeys stick to one series because they're too dumb to learn new tricks.
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>>163871942
>thinking """"her""" meme is funny over a year later
STFU fucktard
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>>164038280
>>164038295
Alright, now can I get a non-meme answer please?
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>>164038306
>thinking """STFU fucktard"""" meme is funny years later
>>
>>164038295
>every game within a series is the same
Atleast try faggot
>>
tfw breaking this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGZNZkr9jzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Re8AxfBuUM
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>>164039837
>actually practicing
i cant believe it
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>>164040048
ive probably spent more time researching and glitch hunting in this game than runs desu

>tfw on my 15th major iteration of ammo management spreadsheet
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>>164040286
>over 10k attempts
>trying this hard to shed the grind monkey label
eek ook...
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>>163986325
The game has an autosplitter for LiveSplit that pauses between loads, so you can't easily add it in post.

>thanks for the late response, I know
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>>164040420
friendly reminder that 100 attempts of final fantasy X are longer in total hours combined than 10000 attempts of this game
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>>164039837
beast garv
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>>164041210
uh why did you delete???
>>
>running forwards into a corner while wiggling the stick
This is almost as funny as when Squid claimed to have found something.
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>>164041394
but squid found a big tine save, this is just a grinding monkeys way of peforming science
>>
*runs into a corner and wiggles the stick*
>>
Just when you think lowly grind monkey scum couldn't get any more pathetic.
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>>164041394
It's honestly embarrassing
>>
>>164041974
Agreed.
>>
>>164041974
you took the words right out of my mouth
>>
remember when srg wasn't this fucking shit
>>
>>164041974
This post is spot on
>>
>>164042195
2013 was highlight
been downhill since
>>
>>164041974
amen brother
>>
"i found something that saves time"
the thing you found doesnt matter bc you just ran against a wall
"yeah but it saves time"
dont care
"but it saves time"
so what?

remind me what you speedrun again?
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>>164042195
*monkey screech*

>>164042485
It doesn't even save time, that's how embarrasing this is.
>>
>>164042485
trannyposting and amoebaposting
>>
>>164041974
Hit the nail on the head
>>
>>164041974
Word af
>>
>>164042557
>It doesn't even save time, that's how embarrasing this is.
what is this in reference to? who found what in what game?
>>
srg was always shit
>>
>>164042776
>>164039837
>>
>>164042567
>amoebaposting
he's evolved into a grindjellyfish now
>>
Memes are only funny when they are actually partly true
>>
>>164041974
rock on my man
>>
>tries to improve his srg reputation with some sikk newtekk
>it's some pointless thing that doesn't even save time

lol?
>>
quit sameing your own post
>>
>>164043165
word
>>
>>164043165
this
>>
fuck off cfb
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122206828/#122278130
>>
>>164043405
He's CompletelyFuckingBonkers. Sad!
>>
>>164042958
But this is 100% true.
>>
>>164044863
What is "this"?
>>
>>164041974
word
>>
>playing the same game over and over to save 2 seconds
Autism is an epidemic, I'm glad Trump will save us from this!
>>
>>164045563
First he has to save our Based Israel!
>>
>>164042958
>Implying it isn't 100% accurate
>>
>>164042195
it was always "shit" but it used to be shitty in a fun way

now it's just sad
>>
>>164049068
word
2014 was the last decent year
2015 wasn't quite as bad as this but the turn cosmo's life took during that year made the shiposting skyrocket

i wasn't even here in 2013
>>
>>164042958
>this meme
>not 100% accurate
>>
>>164042557
>*monkey screech*
case in point, part of the modern /srg/ cancer
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>>164042195
the srg swamp was drained and everything went to the crapper
>>
>>163958137
For their apparent smart people this stream has so many technical difficulties. The audio during the undertale run was especially badly setup
>>
>>164038715
generally a variety of games is better. a good example is our boy arthurblues. he runs a lot of different games and is good at them all.
>>
>>164050050
Is there such a thing as too much variety? Is someone who hops between games too often considered a bad streamer?
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leaving /srg/ during agdq17 t-b-h

i had fun here in the past even though this place was always shitty, but like >>164049068 said, at least it was shitty in a fun way

gotta move on, all the people that made this place fun got run out by shitters who clearly want nothing more than shitpost about men with mutilated penises, cosmo, squid, headcrab, monkeys, birds and ps1 games about skeletons

>inb4 see you later
not this time
>>
>>164050352
wb in a week
>>
^ who care you blogging FREAK
>>
*uses a weapon on a boss*
ME FIND SOMETHING!!!!! ME OFFICIALLY A SPEEDRUNNER!!!!!!! OOH OOH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>164050610
cool speedstrats bro
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>>164050610
>a minute time save is the same as a glitch that saves no time

???
>>
>>164050762
that's the difference between a grindmonkey and a grindamoeba
>>
>thinking you're a speedrunner when you use the wrong weapon on a boss in the first place
>>
>>164050174
Somebody post the list of all speedrun animals. I think the one you are referring to is the race owl (named after BarnOwl).
>>
This place just hit a new low.
>>
The God Gamer Stigma
>>
>>164052097
?

Nothing's different from the way it's been all year?
>>
fucking stupid grindjellfyish
>>
>>164052202
It's suddenly about Grav and he can't handle it.
>>
The XY Chromosome Stigma
>>
>>164052252
agreed
>>
waah waah! i've been exposed as a grindjellyfish! waah waah!
>>
shut up
>>
wording this post
>>
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>>164049275
>first came to /srg/ December 2013
>just barely made it for oldboi status
phew
>>
>>164052252
I'm surprised he lasted so long when this place is populated by complete cretins.

It would make sense if only 8 hour/day streaming sellouts were getting exposed for being brainless grindmonkeys, but /srg/ in its current form is like a preschool shitkid calling people names for the sake of it.
>>
>>164052992
>8 hour/day streaming sellouts were getting exposed for being brainless grindmonkeys
leave clint stevens alone!
>>
you can only reply to this post if you have a penis, and if said penis is longer than 7 inches.
>>
the grindamoeba meme is probably the best spin off from the grindmonkey meme i've seen this year
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>>164053328
hello
>>
>srg is jealous so they spout grind and start chimping out
>>
>>164050352
Grav is leaving? No way
>>
what if my dick us exactly 7 inches? am i allowed to reply?
>>
The Grindamoeba Stigma
>>
>>164053503
this is a masterpiece
>>
>>164053401
agreed
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>spiders
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>>164057503
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>>164057658
I don't watch anime
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>>164057924
get back to jail
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how does he do it?
>>
>>164058513
Looks pretty self explanatory to me bud
>>
stupid little baby grindlet cuck monkey, you HAVE been exposed
>>
>>164058713
embarrassing to read
>>
The exposure is just beginning, little baby grindlet cucklet baby monkey grindcuck. On new years eve you will be exposed
>>
Imagine choking your run in the end game because you don't have a balanced practice schedule.
>>
>>163867171
Squid only gets WR's when sakuya ass is being spammed in chat, or NKR is being casually racist
>>
withhelde was the problem
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>>164059086
>only when NKR is being casually racist
So... he always gets WR?
>>
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>>164059192
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>>163956264
secondaries like the touhou porn but have never played the game

1cc on lunatic scrub then come back
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>>164051715
here you go
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>>164050352
just come here like once a week to see what's happening

Also I have to protect myself from a "thanks for the late response" post with this sentence because this thread is cancer
>>
>>164059457
i hate you so much
>>
why does NKR try to be so edgy? everything he types is embarassing. it's like he is trying to be a caricature of some redpilled faggot, but it isnt obvious its satire, so he ends up just looking like a redpilled faggot retard himself.
>>
>>164059735
just look at this posts about exposing. its painful
>>
>>164059498
nah i'm burned out with speedrunning
i might watch a stream or a recorded run when i'm in the mood but that's about it
>>
>>164059735
You have been exposed.
>>
>>163958137
>organizers use very polite language with eachother
>they are actually well organized, everybody knows what the other guy is there for
A difference like day and night.
>>
qINT = h^c^t
quantum intelligence = 1 planck constant ^ speed of light ^ time
>>
>>164060746
like cultural marxism and nationalism
>>
TRANNY
http://pastebin.com/S5AdWD7F
NUTTER
>>
>>164061250
how do i vandalise it
>>
the CURE for tranny FREAKS is 22ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
>>
>>164061250
>My first real memory is being 4 years old in the bathwater,
>My mother looking after me
>My father
>jumping out of the bath completely naked

so that's how it all began. someone lock up cosmo's dad.
>>
>>164055668
yes
>>
>>164059086
I'll be sure to go in there spam loli ass for him next time then.
>>
>>164061885
>Being bashed in the back of the head by a heavy metal swing, and requiring 4 stitches.
>Having long hair at school, and a wide gap in the teeth, leading to heavy bullying during early school years.

combined with this. no wonder cosmo is mentally fucked up.
>>
>>164061885
>>164062115
>Problems in life:
>
>Categorization problems - the leaderboards issue
>
>
>
>
>>
>>164059457
the God Gamer should be above it all
>>
>>164062243
nice
>>
>>164061250
Wow, Sockfolder fucking EXPOSED as feeding into the God Gamer Stigma.
>>
>>164059192
>check his twitter
>"One of the most smileyest girls around! Playing the funzies, doing some runs, enjoying the Touhou, exploring the world of food and perhaps some other goodies."
Why do trannies always have to have such stupid descriptions on their twitter profiles?
>>
>>164062714
because they're autistic and gay
>>
>>164062243
only a God Gamer who has overcome The Stigma can be above it all
>>
>>164062714
i bet she plays 2hu on easy modo like a scrub
>>
>>164062115
>Being bashed in the back of the head by a heavy metal swing, and requiring 4 stitches.

This doesn't seem that bad desu

Most kids I know had stitches at one point
>>
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>>164062714
>exploring the world of food
>>
>>164062898
Doesn't matter, that whole series is garbage, just like all bullet hell is cancer that ruined SHMUPs.
>>
>>164063004
now hold on a minute there fuckboi

where else would we get the dankest memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3UMwYQHMw
>>
>>164062935
>12 tacos challenge
I never even had a taco in my life.
I had some tortillias now and then, but that's it.

>>164063156
Not gonna click that worthless trash.
>>
>>164043161
There is new tech that is useful that doesn't save time. For example, tech that reduces RNG or decreases hand strain
>>
>>164063156
bbycock shrew
>>
>>164063004
>just like all bullet hell is cancer that ruined SHMUPs
wah wah, i can only play ancient memoryshit. anything that requires actual strategy and improvisation abilities is too difficult wah wah.
>>
>>164063559
>ancient
There are good recent shmups too.

>memoryshit
So you don't like any kind of shmup and just shitpost about that weeb-tier garbage, good to know. Also, not surprising.
>>
>>164063667
Dude, don't you get it? You've been exposed, stop posting.
>>
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If 2hu died wed lose the best supply of porn
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so just clipped through some bars goldeneye style for the first time ever. this was thought to be impossible but i guess we just didnt try hard enough. after finding out you can clip through decorations, i had the idea to test it again. this has the potential to break the game wide open saving several minutes if it works in other levels

>tfw my goal time will never stop going down
>>
>>164061250
what the fuck is all this garbage?
>>
>>164064198
fapping is degenerate
>>
>>164064707
this isnt real time save, this should have been found ages ago
>>
>>164064707
what the fuck is all this garbage?
>>
>>164064973
well the lag clipping in general was only found like a few months ago but I don't blame anyone for not finding this particular use of it. it took me like 300 attempts to clip the bar... I nearly gave up and then it happened

>grind monkeying a new glitch

:^)
>>
>>164064945
so are trannies and gays
>>
>>164064198
What did you do to Horned Anime?
>>
>>164065129
grind jellyfishing a new glitch you mean
let's not get too far ahead of ourselves yet
>>
what on earth is a lab monkey
>>
>>164061250

it just gets worse the more i read
cant believe i was friends w this dude
>>
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>>164061250
>thanks graviton for the epiphany that skipping the Kokiri Sword could be faster with the new JSless Mido skip. Spiderwaffle is rolling in his grave now
>>
Is monkeyposter on a high today or something?
>>
>bashing your head into a wall 300 times until something happens

the literal literal LITERAL definition of a grind monkey
>>
>>164070072
then what is the definition of grindamoeba
>>
>>164064973
shit like this is the reason this general is absolute garbage.
>>
>>164070838
>its suddenly garbage now its on you
>>
>>164071242
>suddenly
been shit for 2 years now
>>
>>164071242
>everything here is shit so its okay that i contribute to the shit
nah m8, be the change you wish to see in the world. the dolly llama said that or someone badass
>>
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>>
alright just shit this shit down now the grind bullshit is cancer
>>
>>164072458
brainless grind monkey detected
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>>164070481
a grindamoeba bashes its head against a wall more than 10000 times
>>
>>164073264
that explains grav then
>>
I'm so above these grinding faggots its not even funny. They fear me
>>
>>164073264
wording this post
>>
>>164073264
agreed
>>
>>164073825
amazing
>>
stop sameing
>>
>>164073959
lmao, best post in the thread

is there one for the lowly amoeba grav?>>164073958
>>
>>164074080
come on now treat meows with a little respect, he has a job after all
>>
Grav The Grind Amoeba. Grinding away, mindlessly. No thoughts or skill, just unga bunga and resets
>>
Amoeba Poster the Grind Amoeba. Grinding away, mindlessly. No thoughts or skill, just unga bunga and waiting for the post cooldown.
>>
>>164074190
burst out laughing at this lmao
>>
>>164074148
yeah, poor fucking meows. what a shame he had to finally get a job and now it's all he talks about.
>>
Narcissa the Grind Tranny. Grinding away, mindlessly. No thoughts or skill, just unga bunga and *drinks soylent*
>>
>>164074343
it's better than him whining about getting backstabbed all the time lol
>>
>>164074080
who are you talking to?
>>
>>164073073
oy vey!! call twitch ceo mr shekelberg right now!!!
>>
>>>/v/362210687
>>
Is grind monkey the greatest meme ever created?

It's perfectly constructed to delegitimize any speedrunner you don't like because the definition fits anyone you want it to
>>
"bloop blop!" is the sound a little baby grind amoeba makes after he has been exposed. "bloop blop!"
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>>164061250
>we have 10 fingers
>but wait, we have 2 hands, so we have 20 fingers in all
>but wait, we have feet aswell. there are now 40 toes+fingers.

damn..
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What do famous/rich/successful people (outliers) tend to do?
They do drugs and become stupid.

What do the complete burnout rejects of the world do?
A lot of drugs. They the bottom end of humanity.

What do they want?
To become rich/famous/successful.

It's the fundamental disagreement of intelligence.
>>
>>164076216
>not realising that the the bottom end idolises the top because they are just as pathetic and retarded while the middle are the few normal people
>>
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/814657804199817216
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chibi more like SHITbi!
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The Grind Amoeba Stigma
>>
Cosmo Wright The Man
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Can transgendered women give birth to children?
>>
>>164078519
a tranny pregnancy resulted in the birth of squid
>>
Can transgendered women be mothers?
>>
>>164078967
that's what trannykeys UNIROINCALLY believes
>>
top nep
>>
>>164079063
is nep a good speedgame?
>>
0xwas on commentary yo
>>
so this saves 90 seconds...................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RZG4BQjvZA
>>
slayer
>>
>>164079939
lol................................
>>
so yea theres like 10 of these bar clips you can do that can theoretically save as much as 5 mins combined probably... but every single one clips at the same frequency (once per like 5 mins in perfect conditions). so basically only this one level will it be worth it thankfully
>>
ok nvm i just found one in one more level where the bar clip is 100% free cuz theres insane lag. this will save 2 minutes+

GG DESU
>>
>grav posts a potentially game breaking glitch
>serg cherrypicks and makes fun of him

>grav actually finds out strats that improve the run
>serg shamelessly ignores it

lol?
>>
grav is such a weiner
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>>164079042
>croni will never be your speedmom
>>
>>164085371
ok nvm it will save like 1 min cuz i forgot you will have to kill a shit ton of enemies to be able to do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nheay5TupNw&feature=youtu.be

but yea this clip is 100% consistent because of the high lag in this level
>>
trannies are males with low testosterone
>>
>>164085681
i dont why he still bothers with this general. the posters here don't even care about speedrunning.
>>
trannies are mentally ill
>>
>>164086540
its habit really. i used to do it back in 2013 with all my blast corps ILs back when i was a noob and was excited just to have beaten anyone at anything in speedrunning. now i just do it because I always have
>>
>>164086587
an illness cured with 22ccs of lead injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
>>
How come no one on /srg/ is a well known speedrunner?
>>
>>
fuck meows
>>
>>164087085
because real speedrunning alpha's like clint stevens dont waste their time on 4chan like /srg/
>>
>>164087085
why would any well known speedrunner associate with this shithole? Why would any speedrunner in general associate with this shithole? it's not about speedrunning anymore there's no reason to be here if you want to discuss speedrunning.
>>
>>164087085
narcissa comes here often
>>
>>164089226
>narcissa
>speedrunner
>>
>>164089021
why is there always a reply like this? do you just sit here all day waiting until you can reply in such a smug way to questions like that?
>>
>>164089306
hownew.ru
>>
>>164089306
>some autist obsesses about grind monkeys 24/7, filling up well over half of the thread with only his posts and samefags
>somehow the guy you replied to is worth mentioning
>>
>>164089573
the monkey autist is just another part of the thread at this point, I've become numb to his presence.
>>
>>164089650
and thats the problem
>>
>>163881789
i'm always excited for these marathons. i'm watching zeldathon and holy fuck is it something else. the autism displayed during these events is next level. i'm excited for some fun.
>>
>>164091274
You have to go back: >>>/v/362210687
>>
is cyberdemon /ourgirl/?
>>
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fw you get cucked out of an easy WR
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>>164089306
because it's true? Give me 1 good reason why any speedrunner should associate with this place when the thread has no interest in speedrunning discussion
>>
>>164093418
because you shouldn't abandon your roots.
>>
>>164093480
/srg/ is not a speedrunner's roots. Nor should it be anyone's roots. This place is past the point of fixing, everyone should just move on.
>>
>>164094053
>/srg/ is not a speedrunner's roots
It was in the past. You'd know that if you weren't so new.
>>
>>164094152
No it isn't. It was a thread made out of /v/'s AGDQ threads. You can't speak for everyone by claiming it's the roots for all speedrunners. No one wants to be in his shithole because barely anyone here talks about speedrunning. You're living in the past. This general has run it's course and it's time to give up hope of it ever returning to it's former glory.
>>
>>164074574
It doesn't delegitmize anything. There have never been a more meaningless and pathetic meme.
>>
>>164085681
>>164086540
Stop posting here and stop pretending to be someone else. Literally no one here cares
>>
>>164096391
t. grindxmonkey
>>
https://twitter.com/atkheli/status/814724800526553088

>irrelevant stream monster nobody monkey posting outside of the thread

>>164096494
t. guy desperately hoping to grab the attention of the guy he is obsessed with while spamming srg with the shittest low level meme ever concieved
>>
>>164096782
Have we finally unmasked the monkey poster?
>>
>>164096782
>>164096893
>attack helicopter
>low level knuckles meem

it all checks out
>>
>>164096893
ion was exposed as the monkeyposter when he posted the birth of squid on his twitter
>>
>>164098338
Nice try Zastbat
>>
>>164098472
Nice try Ion
>>
http://pastebin.com/dFk9c5f6
>>
>>164100974
this shit looks like meows wrote it
>>
>>164102441
Damn...
>>
Why are most srg threads during sgdq 2016 missing in the archive?
>>
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>>164103586
>>
https://clips.twitch
.tv/colew_tv/WittySheepPunchTrees
>>
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>>164103586
what kind of fag actually looks at the archive
>>
>>164104312
what a pleb tier taste
>>
>>164105053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGYviQwiGo
>>
>>164114515
kys rn
>>
>>164114638
word word WORD
>>
>>164115487
u2
>>
>>164114515
soylent hit him to hard
>>
>>164102441
do >>>'''''you guys''''' really boast about working part time jobs for a week as a regular thing
>>
>>164117673
only wage cucks do
>>
>>164100974
>fw salaried and prob make more in a day than he did in 9

stay in school kids
>>
can someone expose me already? i want to become a tranny.
>>
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
>>
>>164117673
its all meows ever talks about
>>
>>164096391
But it does. You can even apply it to yourself.

Think of any instance you started spamming runs with no focus or insisted on using a strat that doesn't work reliably. That's the beauty of it. It's ingeniously arbitrary and can be associated with a variety of bad habits everyone does. There is no easy way to prove that any runner in the world isn't just playing lazily and simply grinding runs at any point in time.
>>
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OwO what's this this?
>>
>>164128226
Fuck off self poster.
>>
>>164128226
is this "ironic" or is tony actually a furry?
>>
>>164127016
Just stop posting
>>
>>164096391
>more meaningless and pathetic meme
stigmaposting is worse
>>
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speed
>>
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optimize
>>
IS CRONIKEYS SINGLE????
>>
>>164132648
no onion he's not single
>>
>>164132648
he's a subversive russian-jew trying to advance israel's agenda
>>
>>164132961
get out nkr, for real this time
>>
quite the one to talk when ur still btfo by cave
>>
Trying out majoras mask glitches for fun. Why do I fall to the ground after 0.5 sec after shielding a bomb explosion during isg
And
Why cant i pull out a bombchu during the 2nd jump to continue the hover?
>>
https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/814926257100128257

What did he meme by this?
>>
>>164137276
>https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/814926257100128257
im convinced that this is going to be the first time that someone will actually have been trans for a meme
>>
>>164137276
https://twitter.com/ThatMG2/status/814883526122373121

the tranny army keeps growing. everyone knew this faggot was one since he sucked gdq staff nuts all the time.
>>
>>164138052
Damn there must be at least 20 trannies by now in the community.
>>
>>164138374
OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2

CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!
>>
>>164138750
*ari
*cosmo
>>
>>164130913
I'm not brainless enough to monkey post, but I do get my laughs out of it. It's a good meme.
>>
buttxhurt
>>
>>164141619
go ahead and laugh at it, but don't you call it a good meme
>>
>>164142343
*banshee screeches*
>>
>>164134091
that wasn't me
>>
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>>164142826
get out nkr, for real this time
>>
run f3ar with me
>>
>>164143464
i will once you beat xpiratez
>>
no one wants to play any of your x-games faglord
>>
how do i stop a cold
>>
>>164138750
almo
>>
>>164143525
see you in a few years then when I play it again
>>
how do i stop a tranny delusion
>>
have you tried a bullet in the head
>>
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>>164143678
>>
>>164145078
stop eating soy and stop masturbating/looking at porn
>>
>>164145078
take clomid
>>
>>163845231
m1
>>
>>164148759
I don't see the word pedo on there.....
>>
>>163845231
marxissa
>>
>>163845231
lotsofs
>>
>>164145078
you have to get past me first
>>
you have to get past medievil first
>>
Clinstevens is a grind monkey
>>
Clintstevens is a fuccboi
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
grindamoeba
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting grind monkey FREAK
>>
word
>>
>>164152930
especially trannykeys
>>
>>164153045
especially grindxmonkey
>>
new

>>164153572
>>164153572
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