/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Barrier D.Va
>expect her to fly in or play even mildly aggressively
>instead she stays exactly where she is, miles away from the enemy team with her guns revved up and 800HP, as blissfully unaware as ever that Defense Matrix even exists
I love this D.Va meme.

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Pretty early just to get some blue in the OP

Just got to masters and every game so far has been amazing. Finally getting good teammates

blue

>tfw haven't ever played ranked
I have Dota for serious gameplay

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>>163538771
>>163538664
>blueberry
Why is she so perfect, lads?

>>163538774
>Climbed high enough to start get putting into masters matches even though I'm diamond still
>Great teams all around usually very close games
I love it compare to diamond teams, those are always flaming each other like they think they are grandmaster status

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>>163538771
>>163538968

>>163538913
I wont play it because I hate king of the hill.

why does nobody like it when i play pharah?

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Tracer!

>>163538968
She just is

>>163539074
What if her girlfriend is Doomfist

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How can you worship some autistic flying muslim when you have this kind of girl

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>>163538734
You're supposed to bubble them when they're already flying in.

>>163539142
>french
>ever

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I love Hana.

>>163538968
>no blueberry to spend christmas with

https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=5m28s

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HANA

>>163539374
>Nigger beating white women

Pottery.

FUCK WIDOWMAKER
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
BULLSHIT!!!!!!

>>163539147
She never did. I'm not even sure if I saw her fly to the frontlines.

>>163539316
but whats her last name

>>163539447
>brazilians into raping little girls

I am brazilian and I endorse this. I love to shove my cock in high school bundas in crowded buses.

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>>163539350
>being reminded of this feel
>tfw no blueberry to whisper French in your ears
It hurts.

new balance patch when?
current meta is really boring

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>>163539128
>Emily voiced by Terry Crews

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>the discord teenagers are making new threads 100 posts early just so they can include the discord link in the OP

>>163539771
I'm having fun with the new symmetra.

I already had 32 hours with her before hand, but now I'm starting to use sombra as well because she's currently the shittiest character in the game

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I wish Widowmaker had a normal pre-Talon skin, like how Reaper has Reyes, 76 has Morrison, and Ana has Amari.

Give her a more puffy hairstyle and some actual clothes and she'd be cool.

>>163539771
Jeff said they were going to nerf Ana but who knows how long it'll be until that happens.

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That would be so cool.

Does anyone have the graph for the different ranks and what points they equal

>>163539906
Symmetra should be moved to Defense

>pick first
>get flamed for picking genji
>proceed to carry team

>>163540029
Symmetra is a frankenstein at this point

>>163539059
Because "she's not meta". People are obsessed with meta even when they're at ranks where it doesn't really matter.

Why is Lucio so fun?

>>163540098
i dont like playing tanks
its not like i lock pharah every time either, i play torb and mei too

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>>163540032
>Genji main daydreaming again

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Gentlemen and ladies, how do we fix him?

My suggestions:

1. Make his gun ignore armor, or at least partially ignore it. He's supposed to be a Rein counter (getting through the shield) but his gun does so little damage that it hardly matters.

2. Buff the damage to his gun, especially if you're damaging more than one enemy at a time. This will reward you for jumping in to firefights/clots of enemies and causing some havoc.

3. Give him a larger armor-to-health ratio.

Should Overwatch have a loli hero?

everyone at my mmr is fucking blind and never notices flankers

how do I stop myself trying to kill them alone and dying 50% of the time?

It's really fucking lame how Blizzard pushes their characters as icons and shit, attempting to characterize them time and time again. The Tracer comic was fucking awful. Wow, Winston is sad. Wow, Tracer buys someone a gift. It was just a vehicle to reveal Tracer as gay, which doesn't matter. Shit like that (the whole comic) is so irrelevant to the game that it is actually cringe. None of the characters should have backstories. The game shouldn't even have a backstory. If you like OW's story, you are a retard.

>>163540210
they shouldn't touch him and just nerf the relevant heroes around him that have crowded him out

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>>163538664
A word of advice for people stuck at a low rank that think their teammates picking retarded shit is the problem:

People will NEVER stop picking weird characters. Last masters game I played had an attack symmetra and a Widow as our singgular DPS character as well as a Winston as a tank versus 3 tanks. We still won. Game before that we had a Symmetra and a Torb on a KotH map.

It is all about communication, positioning, and executing the role of your character well. Do not shout at your teammates to switch since the most you will end up doing is tilting them and the rest of your team which just makes it more likely you will lose.

I encourage you to remain calm and even urge other teammates you hear are being insistent on someone switching to give people a chance.

I am just a mastersfag so I am not that good, but I suppose I have seen enough games in enough SRs to draw some conclusions about what types of attitude work.

>>163540210
he's not picked because of tank meta, I don't think he needs much changed maybe less cooldown on shield or more health on shield but that's it.

>>163540261
Ignore them.

>>163540251
>D'va

>>163540210

+100hp
-1s jump CD
optional: gun deal more damages against shields and barriers.

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Hey you! Yes, you!
You can do it! Whatever your dreams are, just do it! Believe in yourself! And if you can't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you!
Never give up! Never surrender!

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>>163539838
>they aren't banned

>>163540029
>>163540078
actually, a lot of characters are hybrids and fit into multiple roles.
Sombra is more of a support than attacking hero, symmetra is defensive, roadhog is pretty much an attack hero with a shit ton of hp, ect.

Heroes in need of fixing:

Winston
Sombra
Pharah

>>163540210
Lower cooldown on shield

That's literally all he needs. He's perfectly fine and seeing play as is.

Wont be viable in every mode but a lot of heroes are like that but it will make him amazing in control maps

>>163540210
Tesla coil ignores armor and deals +25% vs. shields (the HP kind)

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>>163540251
This cute girl should be a hero.

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Cutest.

>>163540376
D.Va isn't a loli.

>>163539838
No one ever read the OP anyways

>>163540210
More damage is a good idea.

I'd make his weapon have infinite ammo. It has 0 burst damage, just like d.va's minigun, but for some reason they make him reload

Also it's a crime a gorilla punch deals the same damage as the one from a skeleton robot kick or a fat ice scientist punch, it should do more damage

>>163540305
the 3 tank meta IS what screws him the most. All tanks but roadhog have armor and even then they didn't have armor they'd still wreck winston.

D.va, who hard counters winston, got buffed to have 600hp, making all but winstons efforts useless.

Is Reinhardt really as team reliant as he feels? I feel so useless if my team behind me isn't fucking shit up

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>>163538664
Post character you often play and a song you often listen to when playing them.

I will start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

>>163540703
LOL

>>163540210
>if winston's tesla gun electrifies an enemy for more than 5 seconds it 'fries' their abilities or heal blocks them
fixed? the main problem with winston is that most teams run double healer, and he doesn't do enough dps to kill them if they heal each other

>>163540210
>>163540378
>>163540503
>different kinds of HP
>different behavior of weapons towards a specific kind of HP
We Mass Effect now?

>>163540664

If by team reliant, you mean reliant on your team not being fuckups, yes.

As useful as your shield is if nobody's standing behind it and shooting, you're just sitting their wasting an idiot's time.

tracer is a FUCKING IDIOT

>>163540640
I'd almost rather they just get rid of D.va's infinite ammo rather than give it to more people. She's an absolutely braindead character right now, nearly all her buffs have just been giving her more and more stats and that's the only reason she's in every single game now. Giving her the health buff was so stupid.

What's a 'good' ranking? Around 3.5k?

>>163540942
I feel just fine in 3100. Not the best player, but just above average

>>163540942
Since Plat is average, Diamond is good, master pretty good, and GM really good.

>>163540778
Armor is the only one that affects current weapons. Damage from everything but beam damage (symmetra, zarya) is reduced by a certain amount each hit.

Since winstons gun hits every time it damages instead of a constant thing like a beam it's always reduced damage

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>>163539142
Because she's cute.

>>163540942

under 4000 you're a retarded shitter.

>>163541027
What number does diamond start?

>>163540807
>gest one buff
>still pretty much troll pick starting mid plat the whole s2
>gets another so she is finally viable
>omg so overbuffed, why do i need to learn deal with another barrier, rein was hard enough

>>163540784
Yeah. I honestly do try but my dps either can't kill anything or just herps and derps all over the place and gets themselves killed. At least on d.Va or Zarya I can take killing shit into my own hands if the need arises.

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>Quick Play
>Suffers the worst from the holiday and quality has dropped significantly, two snipers on every team
>Any deathmatch mode
>Was shit from the start
>Winter Mystery Heroes
>RNGfest determined by who can roll D Va first, but honestly the same quality as QP during normal times
>Comp
>CANNOT touch it during this shitfest unless you want to be gold for the remainder of the season
>Bot games
>Still comfy

Server browser can't come soon enough.

>>163541053
...yeah, right.

>>163541143
>bot games
>comfy

Shitter detected

>tfw such a long winstreak that I'm getting 80 rating per win

This is a good feel.

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>>163541053
The cutest.

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>>163541291

>He's serious

Reinhardt's ult should auto-kill any one non-tank hero caught directly underneath the hammer.

>>163541143
> two snipers on every team

Glad it's not just me and I was wondering what was happening. You just made me remember school's out.

1 AM Overwatch feels like the most condensed group of horrible players. It's almost unbelievable. It feels like I'm playing a totally separate game from everybody else. Offensive Bastions that can't aim are in every game, I keep seeing Lucios that have healing on 24/7 and run in straight lines and just randomly stop so often I'm convinced they're bots, Pharah will be crushing our team and people will go from Widow to Hanzo and Soldier to Junkrat in response.

>>163541339
Fun fact: Reinhardt voices Samuel Hayden.

>hanzo has the word "carry" in his name
>zen named "mercysucks"
>he's rubbish
>widowmaker named "iamgod"
>she's in a 3-stack with genji and hanzo
>symmetra named "cancerousmei"
>someone else is already mei on her team
>this is competitive

>>163541363
Reinhardt is the one balanced hero in this game

Don't mess it up

>>163540942
Diamond is a good ranking.

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>>163541354
Of course we are.

>>163541525
>tfw no Long War for XCOM 2

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>3+ stack
>They all go dps

>team REFUSES to target the enemy Mercy even though she's in the open and constantly rezzing her team
Seriously though, what the fuck? I called them out in chat and nobody even responded or made any effort to target her, instead preferring to shoot at Torbjorn's turret the entire match

>>163539434
>Gook
>White

>>163541625
>Go dps to spite them
>message
>ANON WHAT THE FUCK GO HEALER
>carry the shit out of them because none of them can go after their picks
>check sr
>they're all in gold

>>163541625
thats when you pick symmetra on attack

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>it's another enemy team has a widowmaker, d.va and 76 while you are playing Pharah episode

>>163541216

It's nice when people don't try to get ebin potgs with Junkrat 24/7 and just pick dumb shit, zero pressure.

>>163541086
3K

>>163541723
>mfw suicide running mercy as symmetra everytime
>Survive at times thanks to my ana healing me from afar and my shield generator giving me extra hp

I despise mercy, her rez is game changing as fuck, but atleast she's utter shit without it

>>163539434
>Korean
>White
>Gorilla
>Black
I'd say go back to /pol/, but the second half of your post would have /pol/ kicking you out back here.
So >>>/v/

>>163541723
3 golden rules
>if anybody says you've won or starts emoting in celebration, you're about to choke and lose
>the crackshot McCree main will never actually play McCree until your team only has a minute left to win the game
>the entire enemy team can get caught in a graviton with Mercy front and center and your team will kill everybody but her

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>>163541723
>they instead charge at a genji thinking it's an easy kill

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Mercy is dumb, DUMB

>>163541949
>Bullying Mercy

Ana fags pls go.

>>163541949

that's fucking disgusting

take your fetish porn and fuck off, deviant shitbag

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Why would I ever want to play Reaper when D.Va exists?

Defense matrix > Wraith form
Flying > Reposition
600+150 HP > 250 HP, especially since most of it is armor
Self destruct is a less risky version of death blossom

>>163541625
>2 stack
>They both go healer
Bless them

>>163542096
a friend and I that were just below plat used to do this, but then we went dps and we started ranking up all the way to high diamond, so fuck being a healer

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Go figure, landed here after placement.
What a snooze

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Would you go on a date with Hana?

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>>163541949
Stop posting the fetish version.

>>163541625
I just go dps to spite them if it's quick play. Sometimes I'll do it in comp too if I really don't give a shit.

>>163542096
>2 stack
>ones ana ones pharah

>>163542096
>3 stack
>They go Hanzo, Widowmaker and Bastion

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>>163542068

D.va is OP as fuck but no one seems to want to admit it

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>>163541949
the door's over there, mate

>>163542096
>4 stack
>2 healers 2 tanks

You're alright, guys

>pro Genji goes in on my turret
>oh fuck he might actually get it
>get to it and swing, desperate to get the one hit in that will save it
>he destroys it at that moment and I kill him with my hammer
worth

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Hanas Dong

>>163542283
Retards that have bought into the Blizzard balance philosophy of "it's MY turn to be overpowered for a month!!" and waifushits defend her
People that want a less cancerous game criticize her

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>Season 2, playing OW for the first time ever
>win so many placement matches in a row that the game starts constantly throwing Diamonds against us
>naturally end up in Diamond

>Season 3
>lose 9/10 placement matches, most being complete shutout trashings where the enemy team didn't even break a sweat
>barely broke into Plat
I don't know why, but since the end of S2 our group of friends has been constantly getting blown the fuck out even in quickplay.

>>163542324
Is small, SMALL

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>>163542170
Yes.

>>163542283
Of course. Casuals are happy when the meta is full of low skillcap heroes like her and Symmetra because now good players can't outplay them.

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>>163542324
>making everything futa

>>163542096
>Mercy and tank / soldier
>Mercy starts spening more time following, healing and buffing me than her partner

KEKED

>>163541812
>and yet I refuse to switch

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>>163542249
>their 2-stack vs our 2-stack

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>>163542170
Of course. She's probably stressed as fuck from being a mech pilot AND all that K-pop "not porn" shit she has to deal with. And the ensuing BLACKED memes that'd follow our date.

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>>163542096
>2 stack
>Ana and Roadhog
>I'm playing Reinhardt and have been doing a good job
>Keeps nanoboosting Roadhog and only Roadhog, a couple of times when he doesn't even have ult up

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Now that hero stacking is banned can we buff Winston?

His bubble is shit that 76 can kill in 1 clip and doesn't even "protect us" more than 5 seconds.

Also armor/sym shields hard counter him making his shit damage even more shit.

Not to mention his ult is a giant feed that can't kill without a ledge and has a maximum damage output of its duration of someone in the corner of 400 damage (500 if you somehow get 2 splashes in)

>>163540312
thank you anon

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>>163542589

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>>163538664
A-any notice on possible discounts on the game, or must I still spend 59,99€ to get cucked?

>>163542809
pretty sure it's $30-40 everywhere right now, PC and consoles

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Is this a sign, /owg/?
Is today the day I EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY?

>>163542809
It was discounted some weeks ago, dumbass

>>163542809
>€
LOL what the fuck is that? maye if you had american money then this wouldn't be a problem for you, Pablo

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>>163542771
Why would I want to go to normieville to talk about going on a date with D.Va?
That's like, the opposite of normieville

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>Enemy team has 4 tanks
>Our Genji refuses to switch

Why are they like this?

>>163542809
check isthereanydeal you europistan cuck

>>163542894

negro.

>>163542894
I want those lips in my cunt

>>163542756

Literally all he needs is for his lightning to be considered a beam so he can ignore armor bonuses.

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>>163542894
>asian
>has puffy shaqueeshneza lips

Alright, that's it. I'm sick of listening to you Sombra shitters say she does "no damage"
She will fucking rape people at close range. Her close range DPS is absolutely absurd, I have taken longer to die to a Bastion than a Sombra.

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>Oasis patch almost assuredly hitting in 2-3 weeks
>still no balance changes on PTR
I guess it doesn't matter it's not like they changed anything the last two patches that had testing

>>163543107
If they are lucky, her smg spread makes her utter garbage and she gets decimated or forced to teleport back and just gives free ult to healers

i feel dumb for not already knowing this but do melee attacks go through reinhardts shield

or any shields

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>>163542976
Ding-ding-ding, you are correct. How does that make you feel?

>>163542986
Why are girls so gay? Pic related

>>163543093
Vibrant lipgloss plus a pouty "Kiss me" face. Makes lips look big. Duh.

>>163542859
Yes. Zen is hella fun.

>>163543181
Yes

>game drops me into a match that is a loss in progress
>team has no tanks or healers
>on Defense
Jesus, what the fuck

>>163543214
>all these African women getting BLACKED
You fucking mad whitey?

>>163543181
Yes, I beat down reinhardts with a melee attack

>>163543214
yeah but the corners of the mouth isn't pursed so it seems that's how the lips "naturally" are

>>163543181
Yeah

Genji's deflect still deflects them though

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>>163543107
Ay, pobrecito.

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>>163543214

This is a white only thread pls stop posting

>this map

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>>163543181
They don't go through Zarya's bubble. But otherwise you're good.

>>163543296
>The most viewed categories by women
>African women look up porn of blacks fucking and getting fucked.
I have no idea what you're trying to say with the rest though.

>>163543324
I can sort of see what you're saying, but I chalk it up to anime smooth surface work.
And I just found the full picture.

>>163543107
People do not even realize how close sombra is to being a staple pick with a couple of minor buffs and tweaks. Characters in OW are much closer in terms of power than many give them credit for.

just had a d.va main on my team ranting about symmetra being op for being able to beam through her defense matrix lmao

>>163543539
this pic looks so weird

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Post your deaths stats on quick play
>mine
>39,000

>>163542859
If I'm ever going to cosplay something OW related, it will be nutcrackyatta

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>>163543495
Can't Stop, won't stop.

Plus what kind of faggot doesn't like lesbian porn?

What I would like out of the Christmas event;
NutZen
Roadhog Rudoplh
Zarya present
Zarya Arctic

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>we will never get a straight up melee offensive hero

Techno-Barbarian hero. Dual wields power axes, leaps into the fray and has an EMP which disables most electronics.

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>>163543491
I want to fuck Sombra.

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>>163543214
Are most western women Tracers now? That would explain why it's so hard to get laid

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>>163543675
15,296

>>163543491
the fuck did you just say, eduardo?

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>>163543837
>we will never get a straight up melee offensive hero
>who is Doomfist

>>163543539
there's something off about the tilted body parts, and I see the reason behind the anime smooth face part

>>163543837
>an EMP
>something that Sombra already has
Are you fucking high or something?

>>163543891
No, it's because the only women who watch porn to masturbate are dykes.

>>163540098
where can I find more info on what's "meta"? so far I know it's 3tank+ana and whatever.

I wanna know since I'm gonna start ranking, and I wanna be prepared.

other tips are welcome too, thanks

>>163543891
It's pretty easy to get laid compared to before, but guys are either shy/autistic or don't want dabrickishaw's sloppy seconds

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>>163543675
11,942

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Today I had to tell a Hanzo player to kill himself

>>163543969
so what do straight girls do when they watch porn? they just...take notes or pay attention to the story or something?

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>Be Reinbro
>Tagteam with your friend who mainly plays Bastion
>Somehow pretty good
The weak, should fear the strong etc.

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>>163543891
All human women are slightly gay. It's evolution. They just pretend they're not to try and fit into the monogamous lifestyle humanity has tried to create.

>>163544180
A lot of them don't watch porn, plus they masturbate much less than us.
Also, notice that the poll is from Pornhub alone.

>>163544262
>Girls don't watch porn or masturbate
Next you're going to tell me they don't fart either.

>>163544250
>it's a ''homosexual person thinks everyone is homosexual deep inside'' episode
How come the producers don't come up with something new?

>>163544023
The following picks will avoid you having to deal with dipshits crying about what hero you pick:
Soldier, Reinhardt, D.va, Roadhog, Zarya, Ana, Lucio, Zenyatta.

>>163544067
>or don't want dabrickishaw's sloppy seconds


ahhaahhahahahahahahaha people actually believe this

>I don't want to fuck because they've been tainted by NIGGERS

>>163540312
This is very much true. I recently played a game with Symmetra on koth map and people were going crazy, I told them to let the guy play Symmetra and focus on winning. The guy thanked me and stayed as Symmetra we won in the end.

>>163543891
It's because the only women going deep enough into pornhub to sign up for accounts and set their sex are idiot dykes.

>>163544362
They do, but they don't poop.

>>163543214
>Female Friendly
What did he mean by this?

>>163544376
>Putting words into my mouth
Girls touching girls attract males and provides pleasure. Successful males should be capable of taking care of multiple girls. Therefore it's best for girl's to be slightly gay with their friends to attract a succesful male they can all bond with.
Girl's don't even mind taking care of each other's kids in these situations.

>>163540210
Idk about balance specifics but holy hell he needs a buff. I was playing ana earlier, winston kept jumping me. I killed him 5/5 times before he gave up. The player was a higher rank than me, and winston should be better at his job than that.

>>163544567
Sometimes it's amazing how detached form society people here are.
I don't think i've ever seen any of these claims happen in real life, in any way.

>>163544586
>he needs a buff. I was playing ana earlier
>playing ana

This is the problem. She's just too good against divers.

>>163540417
Cheers tyrodin.

>>163544649
just add "the tribe" to the start of all your sentences and you're basically an anthropologist

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>>163544023
You're right that now it's really tank heavy and you'll see "meta reports" come out around tournaments and such. One thing to know though is that what goes on in these tournaments won't really be reflected in your matches until you get high enough in SR.

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>>163544562
Fuck if even pornhub knows. The only country that seems to look that up the most is the Czech republics.

>>163544403
The butthurt is true though, look at how upset everyone got after that anon said he wanted to BLACKED D.Va even though she's basically a korean not!porn star in all but name

>>163544714
Modern tribes are detached from society, so it would fit to call these ''people'' tribes.

>>163544724
Got it.

>>163544586
ana pretty much counters winston though. If he gets close to killing her, she can just sleep dart and walk away

>>163544723
It's important to note too though that certain metas will be more reflected in lower levels of player than others. If there's a strategy that requires a lot of coordination and some skillful play from the team involved, but otherwise almost breaks the game balance when executed, you're very unlikely to see it below top level player and maybe master's 6-stacks. 3-4 tank meta right now is easy to play, all you do is just turtle up and wait for Roadhog to get hooks or the enemy team to kill themselves trying to get past you in an uncoordinated mess. Because of that you'll see it being played at lower skill levels.

Who's ult is worse; Pharah or McCree's?

>>163544882
McCree's ult is useful for zoning and forcing the enemy team to possibly make a fatal split, even without a successful high noon
Pharah's is just bad all around

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>>163544649
Duh, that's because society has become so obsessed with the "one man, one woman" meme that even the muslim's are ditching the one part of their society that still works.

Now bisexual girls are showing up due to latent instincts functioning. They're called "Romantic friendships" and stopped being a thing in the west during the late 1900s because "Ewww, gaaaay!"

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where the fuck is my consistency?

>>163544882
Definitely Mccree's. Pharah can pop hers and dish out damage instantly, Mccree has to have everyone in line of sight for a couple seconds while lighting up like a christmas tree.

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>cant potentially get 67/67 until summer
just fuck me up senpai

>>163544961
>duh
>ewww gaaay
Oh, a Tumblrina, the female basement dwellers.
At least i'm glad I actually interact with the real world and know how things are.

>>163544383
>>163544723

thanks for the info familia, this is useful. and yeah I'm aware of that, but there's already people trying to pull off this kinda compositions, so I wanted to prepared for that.

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B.va

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>>163543675
2976

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>>163545017
>everybody who didn't shell out for the BlizzCon Bastion skin will never have 100% completion on all characters

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Is there any reason to pick McCree over S76 if you're good with both? climbing higher with McCree feels rather painful with all these tanks swarming

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When will they kill themselves?

>>163544882
McCree's. Pharah's is at least instant so you can get one or two kills before you die. McCree is a glowing "KILL ME NOW" statue, at best it's a zoning tool.

>>163544961
>obsessed with the "one man, one woman" meme
It's so weird seeing a SJW talking using 4chan speak.

What happens right now is that 98% of the planet is heterosexual.
It's just the internet has given a voice to minorities.
Things haven't changed at all.

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>>163544961
Wait..Is this a claim that heterosexuality is a societal construct?

>>163545017
I hope you mean summer 2020

>>163545134
If there's a Pharah then McCree
If not, then Soldier

>>163544961
>that even the muslim's are ditching the one part of their society that still works.

They're ditching it because they realized what kind of shit they can get away with in the cuckery land of EU.

>>163538664
Considering how attached to Gérard Widow seems to be, I wonder if she will be the first OW character to become an hero once she breaks out of Talon's mind control.

>>163545017
until you get that 67 she'll never love you

>>163545245
It's a Tumblrina.
Ignore it, their perception of the world is as distorted as /pol/'s.

>>163545287
Kaplan said summer games are a yearly thing. This shouldn't have to be repeated every time it's brought up.

I WORK THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT

>>163545372
At least /pol/ comes across as satire at times.

>>163545134
what is this pic from?

>>163545287
>>163545373
There's going to be a summer event all years.
It's just last year it was based on Olympics because the Olympics happened to happen in 2016.

>>163543851

I'd boop her with my wiener.

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>play D.va
>get nana tendies and brazilian soothing beats
>never die
>many elims
GG noobs.

>>163545375
>tfw comboing the Not Impressed emote and "Pshhh... too easy" voice and getting headshotted immediately after

>>163545342
;_;

>>163545038
>>163545372
When would a tumblrina say "Girl's tend to act pretty gay around each other to attract successful men for them and their friends"?

I'm talking history, not right now. Girl's acting gay is normal to let a man know it's time to fuck them. All girl's are at least a little bisexual because of this.

>>163545245
>>163545209
It's not an attack on heterosexuality. It's an attack on monogamy.
Monogamy is a human meme. Biologically, humans are supposed to be M+FFF where you keep adding Fs so long as the M can keep affording to take care of them.

Instead, humanity followed this
M+F
M+F
M+F
Model where F can only equal 1.

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
>"Hmmm sorry father, I have my mom's stomach. I hope that one doesn't smell too bad

WHERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT?

>>163545553
>When would a tumblrina say "Girl's tend to act pretty gay around each other to attract successful men for them and their friends"?

All the time because according to Tumblr everyone is lesbian, gay, transexual, everything but heterosexual and/or white.

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>>163545535

GIVE ME SOME BUFFS YOU
DOG
EATING
F U C K

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>>163541053
and not a whore

I REAP, JACK. IT'S WHAT I DO.

>>163545553
said model is one of the pillars of western society.
polygamy leads to an influx of deprived and lonely men, deprived men become angry men, angry men create change.

>>163545645
It's time to kick Hana off the table.

don't give (You)s to dumb sexuality posters

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>>163545616
>A tumblrina would say "Girl's are bisexual, but only so men can find them sexy and give them the dick they crave"

>>163545684
Those deprived and lonely men create change, and better themselves to get women. With monogamy you don't get that because even Below-average joe can land a pretty decent wife because she missed the good options.

It also doesn't help women because now they're directly competing with their friends for the good men, turning them into catty bitches instead.

I need healing!

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>>163545478
Well he specifically said the Summer Games were meant to be yearly, not just that they'd have a summer event each year.

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>>163545945
>perhaps we add new content

You fucking better. If they don't add items to the events each year I'll be fucking mad.

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Friendly reminder that even if Ana didn't have the biotic grenade at all she would still completely outclass all other healers so no matter how severe the nerfs will be she will still be S tier at high level play.

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I've been playing against a shitton of smurfs lately. Why?

>>163546075
Do you have any proof that they are smurfs?

>>163546075
Sales

>>163545890
except in the past you did not 'better yourself to get women', you were a poor shitty peasant that had to work most hours of the day. you didn't hit the gym and go get tips on /fit/, you just died alone. with monogamy below-average Joe has an incentive to better himself, the fact that he actually can get a mate if he puts in the work. traditional polygamous systems are based on class and family status, you didn't get a harem because you worked in the fields so hard.

the problem is that monogamy is being threatened now with females trying to bring back polygamy and divorce being hung over every man's head. the stability of the nuclear family is crumbling, and with it you'll see western civilization crumble as well. enjoy the return of your medieval desert religions you mudshit.

So Blizzard said new heroes were coming next year, besides the obvious Doomfist, who do you think is coming or would like to see?

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>>163540753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FyKipQyhCA

alternatively (especially when I smash someone against a wall):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVUR4ddPTk

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Do people throw competitive games on purpose? Last minute switches to useless characters happens often and I'm already down to bronze. Is this because of the Christmas break

>>163544882
Mccree

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>>163545915

Okay, let's get those clothes off!

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>>163546121
Color of their skin

>>163546197
Once people get the rank they want, they can mess around because the end season rewards are based on career high.

>>163546075
>play in a five stack this morning
>at least 3 of us are sub level 20
>play against at least two different 4-stacks in two different matches
>no less than two of them were sub level 20 smurfs

I just don't understand the mentality of smurfing. It's zero fun for new players to deal with and turns them off to the game. All so, what, a couple of idiots can get their jollies memeing on new players?

>>163546186
Hanzo and Genji's dad

>>163546121
They are level 5 and they're killing fucking everyone. It's highly unlikely they're all just skilled. Not a coincidence.
>>163546254
Also this, wtf.

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>>163546253

>>163546363
Bad comic.

>>163546274
Well fuck me. I did my placement matches late and all I got were people fucking around

>>163546186
probably Pharah's father as the Canadian hero

two girls this year so two guys next year

>>163543018
It is considered a beam, and even goes through shields.

But armor is resistant to all damage, including beams.

And even then, Winston's bubble is shit, his ult is a feed to the enemy team because it can't viably kill, and in a tank centric meta he is less viable than all other tanks.

>>163546271
how do I screenshot text? Whenever I make a screenshot it removes the UI from the pic

>>163540793
play mccree.

>>163546186
Gerard
Athena
Pharah's father

>>163546363
>>163546395
>anime style read left-to-right
Bin it.

>no glitchbot actor hero that can disguise himself as other heroes as well as a revolver and a megaphone buff and debuff

>>163546427
They should just addmit Lucio was the Canadian

>>163546291
>sub-20 "smurfs"
>not leveling a new account for ranked where your level doesnt matter
pick one

>>163546186
Some cocky kid from Boston with an energy shotgun that uses different drinks for different effects.
His ultimate gives him a baseball bat for 10 seconds which he can use to hit baseballs that stun enemies for a duration depending on how far they travel.

I'd also like to see Athena, but I want her to have a skin which makes it as if she were built by junkers, otherwise it's not worth it.

>>163546558
he's much more interesting as a brazilian freedom fighter than some canadian deadmau5

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>pop Molten core
>get Raid Wipe
>landing SICK M1s like a perfect three shot kill on a speed Lucio
>hear TRIPLE KILL all match
>have armor constantly up
>get Undying
>Tracer steals POTG with her pulse bomb
That was an incredibly satisfying Torbjorn match.

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>>163540753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUJsu5w8IU

>>163546710
>"You're powered up! Get in there!"
>"But I'm taking a shit.."

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>>163546680
>that objective time

>>163546183
And the amount of women you'd be getting would stay the same.
We're a polygamous species, pretended to be monogamous, but now that we've industrialized to the point where women can work, it's time to go back to being polygamous so women can properly shop the market and be with men they find too advantageous to divorce, men to not have to worry about divorce because it's her loss, and for already lonely men to now realize there isn't a girl waiting for them so they learn to compete properly.

Or bring back arranged marriages. Those worked wonderfully.

>>163546710
I need that granny dick in my life

>>163546680
>t. bronze

>>163546186
a biotics/gene mod reject thats all body horror and strength

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>>163546710
Who wouldn't?

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>>163546710
Will they ever top Young Ana? Might as well stop working on new female heroes at this point.

>>163546809
spawn quotes include

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>KILL ME

>>163546710
>Nanoboosts you before you nut

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>>163546710
She looks really cute and all, but I still dislike her for abandoning her daughter and all of her friends because she "needed time". She is extremely selfish.

>>163546921
That is true, I want some men in my game.

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>>163546921
D-damn.

The problem you don't understand about polygamy is that monogamy is the driving mechanism behind society. In a polygamy, the top 20% of men get all of the women. In a monogamous society, the beta men are incentivized to work for the promise of a partner- any man can have a wife as long as he contributes enough to society.
Ever wonder why so many losers are opting out of society and being NEETs or herbivores? It's because they see no point in contributing to society if they won't be rewarded for it.
tl;dr: Sexual revolution and polygamy kill a society

>>163546770
Poly is only for libcucks.

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>I still love you

What did she mean by this??

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>>163546770
>says the guy saving tumblr pictures of lesbian video game characters drawn by men
women shouldn't be shopping the market at all, that is the system we're heading towards and it's already disastrous. the system we had before was working fine, but your kind chose to disrupt it by trying to replace fathers with the state and now want to commit mass population replacement by bringing in millions of third-world shitskins that don't care for our values, beliefs, or laws. you are the cancer trying to end western civilization because you can't stop thinking with your dick writing lesbian fantasies about fictional people.

>>163546186
talon's medical officer that did widowmaker's brainwashing and i assume handle's reaper upkeep. i assume some sort of support who's lets his allies leech and ignore pain in taking less damage. dunno what the ulti would be, but it would probably break the game.

>>163546186
Soundquake so we can have yet another tank. Hopefully he'll shake up the meta.

>>163547130
zarya, pharah, and tracer's faces ruin this

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>This unlockable voiceline is spammed by the worst players in the game.

>>163547240
>quake
>chake up the meta
cheeky cunt

>>163547297
What is Not good enough?

>>163547297
what is "I'm #1"

>>163540417
>fought against Omnics
>covered in blood

>>163547297
>Sake!

If you're playing Reinhardt what can you do if your dps is genuinely just shit? Start being more aggressive and charging more?

>>163547297
MADAMADA

>>163547297
What is "Mada mada!"

>>163547343
Its his own blood

>>163543931
if they ever make him. Plus, seems like he'd be a tank.

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Can some of you good players on higher rank give me some tips? I'm exhausted with all my loses
I finished placements at 2800 and I have been playing with my friends and to be honest we are all rather bad, and it tanked my rank to 1900 ish now

I just don't know anymore, maybe I missed something? I really want to git gud but I don't even know where to start
FYI I usually play as S76 and Roadhog

>>163547297
>oooh la la!
>i choose you, spirit dragon
>mada mada!
>thats sir to you

>>163546186
The teen from the cinematic trailer

>>163547297
My absolute favorite voice line to spam is "I'm the one who does his job. I'm guessing, you're the other one."

>>163547368
Not charge more(that usually just gets you killed faster). Swing your hammer more. If they get close to your shield, don't be afraid to bop them on the noggin.