/owg/ - Overwatch General

xth for depression

Threadly reminder that buffing Sombra will turn her into mandatory pick.

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>Get Behind Me!

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>playing Soldier
>tag every enemy by spraying in their general area
>only shoot tanks whenever possible
>boast about having gold eliminations and damage

Who /beatthesystem/ here?

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>>163514416
I made this for you /owg/.

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Any of you anons own ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q ?
Is it true that g-sync doesn't work in borderless windowed mode and only in fullscreen and windowed ?

Ana buffs when? I want her grenade to be more viable.

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I love Hana.

I never hear the enemy Symmetra's line when she places the shield generator.

>>163514598
How old are those screenshots?

You are now aware that every time Sombra uses her translocation, she is only copying and transferring data, which means that the original Sombra is long dead.

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>>163514639
me too

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>>163514581
>they have Mei, Rein and Symmetra
>constantly shoot their walls/shields to boost damage done & accuracy

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Why are 144hz monitors so expensive? Are they worth it?

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Would you still love Hana if it was revealed she used to be a boy??

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>confirmed no Valentines Day or Easter event

i just wanted Cupid Hanzo

>>163514581
>play McCree/Soldier/Zenyatta
>inflate my accuracy by unloading into Rein's shield
Nobody must know my secret

>>163514654
I don't know, I just found them on google.

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>>163514767
>used to be

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Hana

>>163514534

>get the jump on Roadhog
>hack him
>unload entire clip on him
>reload
>hacking effect is over so he heals himself while I'm shooting him again
>hooks me and kills me

Look, I'm not asking for much, just some reduction of her spread and maybe make it so she can attack faster after uncloaking.
Uncloaking is already loud and obvious enough, the delay just makes it kinda useless.

>>163514604
>PG279Q ?
>windowed ?
> ?
>\ ?
What the fuck is this new stupid meme of adding a space between the end of the sentence and the question mark?

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Did Zen purposely train Genji wrong, as a joke?

>>163514884
My bad, i always tend to do it when writing in english, but never in my native language, thanks for pointing it out !

>>163514767
I'd love her more and take her feminine peepee orally and anally

>Their Sombra is constantly ulting and controlling the health packs in the area
>Our Sombra hasn't used their hack once

>>163514974
You did it again
Is this a keyboard issue or are you an asian and use spacebar to confirm your input, I know Anthy, SoGou, etc. use that?

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>>163514960
There's something that I don't get. In what ways did Zennyatta train him? Ninja shit? Unleashing his dragon?

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>>163514960
Didn't have to. Genji is already a joke.

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Hora para empezar de nuevo.

>>163515012
Nah, it's just an old habit and i must admit that last time i did it just to rustle your jimmies a little, i'm trying to improve, i swear!

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Will they make casual skins?

like skins of the heroes in their day to day clothes similar to what was in the latest comic. Except Hanzo, idk what they were thinking with that piercing

>>163515039
in being a robot

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT kill me.
I cant go higher than 2200-2300. doing it for 2 weeks already.
At 2038 now.
Was scared as fuck to fall lower than 2000 but won 2 games few minutes ago.

Then
>next game - toxic moron that was shitting on our team and then threw it by picking Torbjorn and falling off the cliff
>next game - we didnt have any healers on Route 66 and lost with 0 vs 0
>the whole chat was CAPSLOCK butthurt of 2 guys who were arguing about stuff

Im back to 2038. Fuck this game. I cant go higher in solo. May be its better to stay on Gold and just end this season like this. I dont want to fall even lower

Was playing Pharah mostly today.

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>good Zarya skins never ever

>>163515089
git gud pussy

>>163515089
>lost with 0 vs 0
0 vs 1 - fix

>>163514879
Blizzard is still scared because she could be the next Ana with just a little tweaking. Even just having her spread tightened and her damage potential turns into 320 dps. If they make her hack easier to use then she can basically render any hero into a sitting duck for 5 seconds, more than enough time for your team to focus them down in an organized team.

>get Sombra in Mystery Heroes
>30 eliminations kill streak

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Guesses on the next event?

People are saying Lunar New Year

>>163515139
Im quite good. I will be feeling fine on early Platinum.
But i keep getting leavers and toxic players who ruin games.
I basically got 2 games lost because of them. If not i could have 4 games won.

Keep whining about "pussy" because you probably that guy who getting carried as Mercy in full stack.

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>>163514581

>Soldier POTG
>Holding down the left mouse button during Tactical Visor and shooting walls/floor when nobody is in sight

>>163515039
It was more like

>baaw, i'm half man and half machine, i must end myself like the monster i am
>lol nigga, you don't want to be fucking cyborgninja?
>o shit, you are right, ryujin no ken wo kurae

I don't think there was actual physical training or anything of the sort involved.

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>I am ready to unleash the dragon!

What does he mean with this?

>>163514960
Imagine if Blizzard went through with their prototype and the Shimada brothers became one hero. A Hanzo/Genji hybrid with quickstrike, meme arrows and double jump.

>>163515195
Her ult is practically free win for team fight when they can't do anything when your team rolls in with ultimates. Her design reveals just how dependent this game is on abilities and ultimates.

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>>163515270
don't be so coy ;)

>>163515241
I don't think we're going to see a seasonal event until Summer Games. Themed events yes, but nothing correlating to a holiday or a time of the year.

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>>163515064
¡Ay, pobrecito!

>>163514598

>Hanzo attack

Must be when him and Genji were one character still

>>163514742
they are worth it

they wont make you better if you are shit but if you feel like you hit your skill plateau then they can give you that small edge

>>163515242
You know the saying "stop after a triple losing streak" isn't just to avoid tilting, it's also so that you avoid getting grouped with the same guy who keeps shitting up your games.

Just stop, do a qp or arcade run, calm down, and get into comp again. Preferably always go in at LEAST a duo queue, so you have someone you can trust and cooperate with.

>>163515241
Mei is supposed to get new shit again early in the year, so that makes most sense. My next guess is overwatch birthday/release celebration.

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>>163515337
I don't think Blizz could turn down such a profitable event tho. Think of all the asians wanting dem skins

today I'll try to break into diamond, after lifting my ass from 2400 to 2900 in one big solo queue orgy as zen and pharah yesterday. pretty hyped for the sweet coins
>inb4 I drop to 2700 and stop playing at all

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>There are people in THIS VERY THREAD who think that we should respect omnics
Disgusting

>>163515337
They pretty much confirmed chink new year as damage control to the shitty Mei skin.

>>163515318
Well the whole appeal of Overwatch are the abilities.

>>163514742
They definitely are, but only if your rig can keep up this framerate.

Waifu and husbando ranking tiers

Great Tier:
Rein
Pharah
D. Va
Reaper
Mercy

Good Tier:
Zenyatta
76
Junkrat
Ana

Okay tier:
Tracer
Torb
Sombra
Winston
Hog
Symmetra
Lucio

Shit tier:
Genji
Zarya
Mei

Diseased slut tier:
Widow
McCree

Kys tier:
Hanzo

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>>163515597
>Reaper

ye boi. thicc boys only

>>163515242
I'm up to 2800 from 2200 as Mercy\Lucio solo :P

>>163515039
He helped him come to terms with his current body, you know, Mi o tsutte temo Myori wa tsutezu or whatever the fuck he says when you select him

>>163515564
I know.

>Sombra ults
>Immediately speed boosted Reinhardt comes crashing through the choke followed by nano boosted visor
>All you can do is sit there and take it when your Reinhardt or D.VA can't protect you

Name your dream skin /owg/, no matter how unlikely it is to be put in the game.

>>163515553
Mei better not get another fucking legendary. There are other characters that still haven't gotten any from events.

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>>163515521
>not wanting to experience tranquility

Dumb cyka poster.

>>163514664
Her translocation thing is just a recreation of Tracers thing. She is actually moving through time and space not copying her data despite the hacker motif.

>>163515684
I want outfit swap skins so I can make McCree wear D. Va's plugsuit and ear things

>>163515597
>Tracer not in kys tier
wew

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>>163515689
I still want the magician genji

>>163515597
>widow
>diseased slut tier

She killed her own husband and she's still loyal to him. How is she a slut? And why isn't Mercy on that tier?

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>>163515684
I just want a bunnygirl outfit for D.Va. It's not too far fetched or out there, but I can see Blizzard not wanting something too lewd.

Are there any heroes you guys wanna see?

I'd like to see a support hero that enables defense heroes to shine. So, a hero that sorta gives area based buffs/debuffs, like making an area that increases damage or resistance for allied heroes standing at a certain area.

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>>163515684
D.Va legendary that keeps the hair and whiskers.

>>163515684
Lewd lingerie skins for every female hero

Holy shit Blizzard give us something to read in the game menus while we wait in queue. At least let us fuck around in the practice range.

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>>163515684
Oogway Zenyatta

>>163515597
>widow and mccree in slut tier

Wut?

>>163515790
pls no, not more static defence bullshit

>>163515790
We need a new tank

I'd really like to see some kind of evil / roguish support

>>163515790
I still want a dot hero specialized on area denial. Think the hazmat guy from the artworks spraying some magical poison sludge whatever, that deals dot with a ramp up so you're fucked if you stay in it too long

>>163515790
Evil Omnic. One that starts shit with Zarya/Torb and others

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>>163515597
>>Great Tier:
>D. Va
>Reaper
>Mercy

>tfw three matches with a widow and hanzo on my team now
fucking kill me these cunts can't aim for shit, and they make the rest of the team not want to play healers

>>163515832
Widow is pure but I could see McCree being a dirty slut. He probably gave out handjobs for 10 bucks when he was first picked up by Deadlock.

>>163515597
Zenyatta is more like a bro or best friend than a husbando though.

>>163515684
White collar, business suit Junkrat. WWII uniform Soldier. Diaper cupid Hanzo.

>>163515975
I just had the same deal, we might have been in the same match.

>>163515903
The octopus Omnic terrorizing Korea would work too.

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>I need healing!

>>163515684
D3xOW stuff like
>Butcher Roadhog
>Seeker of the Light Reinhardt
>Firebird Mercy (because, you know, resurrection)
>Malthael Reaper

>>163516096
Adding an octopus omnic to the team is just asking for tentacle porn of every hero.

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>>163515790
We need tank with target/aoe heal, so we can finally transcend into 6 tank meta and leave all the shitters playing inferior classes and just riding on our hard work behind.

>>163515597
Move Mercy to KYS, move Sombra to Great.

>>163516119
>Butcher Roadhog
I'd literally buy boxes to get that.

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>>163515906
I can't say anything about D.Va and Mercy, but Reaper would be a great husbando.

He's probably a huge tsundere too


>>163516131
Whoa, I was not prepared for such intense levels of shit taste.

>>163516119
>butcher
>not pudge
kys

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>>163515597
>Widow in slut tier

She's still loyal to her dead husband and mentioning him is very sore topic as we've seen from in-game interaction with Ana.

>>163515790
Here would be something that would make a huge dent in the tank meta. A hero that turns a target into a walking deathzone, so the targeted enemy itself won't take any damage, but all enemies near that hero would take significant damage.

>>163515993
After joining Overwatch McCree probably can't even get a date. He's a dude who spouts Eastwood one liners and dresses like a cowboy.

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>>163516119
If they do that I really hope they're not gonna butcher the skins like they did to her.

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>>163516116
>tfw no "You need to start killing shit!" voice command for healers so they can counterspam overextending teammates

>>163516323
>implying he wouldn't still be giving out handjobs for 10 bucks as well as not getting a date

>>163516235
Pudge is literally just a War3 Abomination

>>163515242
>Im quite good
>I will be feeling fine on early Platinum.

Pick exactly one.

>>163515597
Move Mei and McCree to great tier faggot.

>>163516064
EU?

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>>163516381
>butcher the skins

>>163515684
Gunbuster Reinhardt

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help

Who wants me to post Zenyatta fucking Zarya.

>>163516620
git gud

>see people speak often about Tracer's ass
>actually has one of the worst asses of the cast, including male characters

Did the victory pose drama make people delusional?

>>163516301
>explorer reporting

>>163516660
I don't get it either, she's flat as a board despite running all the time.

>>163516627
Are you literally satan?

business idea: pantheon as a new offensive hero

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>>163516620
post yfw the people giving opinions and you argue with itt are gold/plat

>>163516762
those are some big nipples

>>163516824
For you

>Want to practice new hero in quick play
>Genji's, Hanzo's and Widowmakers every game
>5 DPS heroes no matter what

>>163516861
So what's the problem exactly?

>>163516861
They're all practicing anon.

Just like you

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>>163515684
Concept art skins of the earlier better versions.

>>163516648
gitting gud doesn't help when you get RNG'd into the retard teamwith 4 dps (there's always a junkrat) and a mercy for 4+ games in a row :(

>comp
>muted
>Ilios
>teammates go Ana and Zenyatta for healers
>no Lucio
>on KOTH
>no Lucio
>on KOTH
>other team runs Pharah and Mercy
>and a Lucio
>Ana doesn't heal
>Zenyatta doesn't heal or use discord
>they all blame me as Soldier 76 even though Pharah is being pocketed THE ENTIRE TIME and they don't even try to discord her or heal me

I hate solo-queue some times. Seriously, these idiots have over a hundred hours on the game and they not one think to play Lucio on KOTH? And then they blame me for all our problems even though they don't heal me at all?

>>163515370

No.

Hanzo was attack even in the ability previews.

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>>163516970
>i can't into statistics
if you're actually better than your mmr then keep queueing and you'll climb
ez game

>>163516116
I really wish there was a way to mute it or give a counter emote like "fuck you I'm dead because you let the Tracer get behind us!" or "stop overextending and running all over the place!"

>>163516970
Why do people say this?

Gold/Plat is so easy you can hard carry your whole team as pretty much every character if you really are good.

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>be Winston main
>tracers think they can just blink away, keep their distance and farm ult off of me
>I stick to the shadows and always have cover to hide behind
>tfw I eat Tracer's for breakfast

>>163516660
Tracer is a little boy. Don't let the current news distract you from the truth.

>>163517080
Must be nice playing against silver tracers

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>being a winston main

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post sick plays

>>163516939
This is true in a lot of cases but I doubt that Hanzo with 20+ hours on him is "practicing"

>>163516660
>not liking a tight little ass
>>>/lgbt/

>>163517056
They wouldnt be in plat/gold in the first place if they were that good.

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>>163516116
>lucio
>both teams are on the point
>sitting on heal 24/7
>desperately trying to hit things with my water pistol
>nothing is dying
>lose the point
>"healers suck gg"

>>163517080
>maining sintown

>>163517141
dude you shot him in his ghost dick
not cool

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>>163517131
>being a winston main in the tank meta with Hog, Dva and Soldier in every game

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I really hate being in silver and just wish I had gotten some better placement teams so I could've been gold.
These people are the biggest morons I have seen in the game, they act as if it is their duty to pick some of the most retarded comps in history and just not fucking play at all. I've seen them just stand 50 miles away doing nothing, like LITERALLY doing nothing but standing still in some corner. What the fuck?

>>163517080
>I stick to the shadows and always have cover to hide behind
>heh nothin persenl kid

>>163517157
Every Hanzo main dreams of becoming a sick Hanzo landing headshots and oneshotting tanks with scatter arrows.

Just because they're never gonna get that good doesn't mean they won't try.

>>163517056
how do you carry a team when everyone thinks they can win a 1v6 and the healer(s) are always dead (because the team isn't grouped)

>>163516116
>
>Widowmakerboi420xXx: Need a healer!
>lulscatterarrowsbongdude69: Need a healer!

>>163517173
One of my friends is actually a really good player but it really pisses me off when he dies and I hear "WHERE WAS THE HEALING?!". It's never addressed to me or one of our group directly (especially since I don't heal often) but it's such a retarded, scrubby thing to do the majority of the time especially when you've clearly overextended.

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>>163517141

>>163517249
Not that hard to scatter-kill tanks. Especially cocky Zaryas.

Landing headshots at times feels like a bitch and at others feels too easy. I don't even think it's a matter of who you're playing against I think hitboxes fucking change size from game to game.

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>Play on console sometimes because rl friends are peasants
>Console players toggle certain heroes they want someone on the team to play
>While they do this shit I just switch to whatever they selected beforehand

>be winston main
>eat tracer's butthole
>eat genji's butthole
>molest sombra
>molest every attack hero
>chat at the end "WOW DUDE YOU HELD LEFT-CLICK SO HARD LMAOOOO"

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>>163517220
Enjoy bitch. At least you know how did we felt the whole last season with bubble cunt in every game and you being the cool disruptor tonk.

>>163517220
This is why maining heroes is stupid

>>163517338

The weak should fear the strong.

>>163517259
If you play Dps, just wipe the enemy team.
If you play tank(Zarya/D.va for ez mode) you do the same thing.
If you play support(Lucio/Mercy) use the voice chat to tell your team what to do, if you play Zen or Ana refer to my first point.

I got placed 25xx this season even though i was master last season because my rating dropped through inactivity, I got from 2500 to 3500 in like 5 hours.

git gud.

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>>163517220
>maining heroes in casualwatch

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>>163517141

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>>163517141
simble geimetri :D

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>>163517394
>Genji only ever used right click

>damage dealt still counts damage blocked by shit

This needs to end.

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>>163515684

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>>163517141

New non-holiday themed skins when?

>Play quick play
>Lose every match because "lol chill it's just QP"
>Play Competitive
>Lose every match because the team prefers to yell at eachother, go torb and stay AFK the whole game

This game is fun, whoa...

whats the best game mode for going lvl 15-25?

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I hope you're still up ZenAnon, I need your words of wisdom.
I've been in a crippling pit of self doubt for a while now, the only thing that ever made me happy was helping other people and throwing myself into my weightlifting, I play Reinhardt, to the point that due to numerous events I found myself in a state of doing just about anything if I thought it'd help people.

For example: One time in my last year of highschool I was skipping class in the toilets as usual and a gay guy asked me if he could suck my dick, and after not being able to start a connection, not even knowing his name, I let him. only to not be able to get hard and sucking his instead.

around this time I started talking to someone online who helped me go through it, because after that was when I realised how fucked shit was. and I somehow ended up helping her with her trans problems, and somehow she ended up falling in love with me, and I back.

Jump cut to tonight and I was banned from one of my favourite discords because some people wanted me gone for some reason and conspired against me, and i'm just feeling down and doubting myself again because I don't feel worthy enough to be with her, even if she said today that she didn't want me to get her hopes up when I said I might visit america early next year if I get some time off work, I'm planning to move to america next year to live with/closer to my father, with her being a bonus. But I'm still stunted as to how I could make anyone feel that way about me at all. I'm just rambling tonight since because I was banned I haven't had much places to go... I'm sorry. Thank you for listening if you're around.

Also am New Zealand fag, if any oceania bros around wanting to play for good ping hmu, I don't play comp outside of placements because I don't care about it, have yet to do placements though

Let's try that again.

>>163514767
I would suck her cock and swallow every drop, then hit that tight girly boypussy harder than a truck

>>163517660

Don't play competitive at level 25.

You won't understand the game well enough.

>>163517641
The fact that you keep losing means the other team keeps winning.

Clearly, they're doing something you're not.

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>>163515684
Amelie as Overwatch Agent

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>>163517141
Nerf pls.

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>>163515684
Talon!Tracer

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>>163517632
Next hero update I assume. They'll make Doomfist an event I bet with everyone getting new skins and a new map dropping along with that arcade mode thing they've been experimenting with.

>mfw still no good d.va, 76, bastion, or zarya skins

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new player here. is there any legit site where I can get a grasp of the meta and proper role assigments?

>>163517886
whoa this is cute where's it from?

is there more?

>>163516992
Why don't you play Lucio and assert yourself. Force one of them to change?

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Stop "maining"

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>>163517985
No.

>>163515684
Tuxedo or Suit For Soldier 76. Hoping for Valentine's.

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>gold for healing with a mercy on the team as a soldier

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>>163515684
this would make me like blizzard

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>>163517660
>>163517704
Can't agree hard enough with this guy, don't do it. I got brought into the game by a friend, did placements right at 25 in S2. Ended up 1900-ish, dropped to 1800 or so and hovered there before stopping playing comp.

Now I'm 200 lvls later, much better understanding of the game, and dreading doing S3 placements. Don't want to solo, but my friend doesn't play all that much and holiday schedule isn't helping.

Tl;dr - even if you wait out all of S3 to get your first star, you'll be far better for it.

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>>163517985
Only when we truly know ourselves we can change.

>>163518198
How can you find yourself if you haven't tested all your options yet?

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>>163517962
http://jawlipops.tumblr.com/

She has a bit more

Best Reinhardt skin?

I want to snuggle with McCree

Reminder to main classes, not characters.

Is McCree still viable or am I just better off picking 76 no matter what the situation?

>>163518503
The one that's white and red with his face showing

wtf are classes?

>>163518162
Is no healers a common meme for when I start off? Also is there any kind of mmr rating for quick matches?

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>>163518665
>I can't tank/heal! I'm an attack main!

Now I think this game is fucking against me. So fucking close to 2900 again, and then shit team after shit team after shit team. Over and over again. I am getting garbage ass Mercy's as healers in every single fucking game, while the other team gets a combination of Zen, Lucio and/or Ana.

Maybe I should just main support myself. At least then it would cut down the chance of a shit Mercy player on my team by half.

>>163518665
This is wrong. You should ideally have two picks for each role.

>>163518809
>only maining one class

>>163518503
Greifhardt aka the one with the leaves

>tfw you get stuck having to play Reinhardt because no one chose him
>You suck as Rein
How to play as Rein?

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>>163518890
>main 2 supports
>be okay with 3 offense heroes
>team needs a tank

Origins is currently £30 is it going to get cheaper than that?

>>163518503
Cobalt, for the Pacific Rein look.

>>163519012
Just go Dva anon. Any moron can play her reasonably well.

How does Tracer now being a fag change her playstyle?

>>163515120
Needs some epaulets

>>163519018
probably not, don't forget its only been out for like 6 months

>>163518857

And as soon as I post this, my Ana disconnects in the second round of Volskaya. Easy fucking loss.

Buffing any character makes them a mandatory pick.

>>163518989
Put your shield up and hope you have good teammates

Don't kamikaze charge into the enemy team

Don't forget you have your projectile

>>163518890

r8 my mains

Offense
>Pharah
>Sombra

Defense
>Bastion
>Widowmaker

Tank
>Winston
>Roadhog

Support
>Mercy
>Symmetra

>>163518654
I want to get wasted with McCree

>>163519012
Pick d.Va or Roadhog

>>163518665
Not all tanks play the same way. Just because you can gung-ho with D.Va and win, doesn't mean you can pull that shit with Reinhardt.

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When are we going to start seeing some omnic waifus?

How do I get out of Plat on console?

I really try my best to fit what the team needs, but my problems is usually with the teammates. Like nobody changing when they now the enemy team have hard counters to their pick. Or like when you have 76 on your team who totally chooses to ignore the Pharah.

>>163517985
I would rather be less shitty with 4-5 heroes instead of being completely shit with the whole roster.

>>163518989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FSze1AOUuE

>NEVER charge to enemy team if they have more than 2 heroes visible
>make sure your firestrike always hit something and is always on cooldown when teamfight ensues
>using Ult alone is not advisable, you need at least one dps or junkrat around
>shield is your backbone but don't bother shielding if you have no teammates shooting from behind
>ana and S76 are your best friends
>if Genji solo ults and no one is shooting your team, spam your hammer while jumping nonstop to him, trust me
>lastly, never ever overextend

Reinhardt demands your friends to not be retards
He's fun if you like playing him but most of the time, if not always, you will want to bash your own skull to the wall

Please buff/change Sombra. She was meant to be a disruptive predator, not a support hero.

Reduce spread, remove translocator in favor of something helpful to her or the team.

>>163519285
all you need is simply make her hack disables enemy's gun instead of ability really

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Holy shit, never has a game made me felt so much like shit. I suck so much ass. No way this game is for casuals.

Maybe my brain really is deteriorating. I'm already at -8.00 in both eyes.

...Would you recommend any particular hero to someone who liked playing Pyro in TF2?

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>>163519012
>tank character
>just shoot past them

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>tfw to intteligent to play tanks

How do you simpletons do it? They're so boring and have a low skillcap

>>163519285
Even if they buff her, there is 0 reason to remove her translocator. Hell, it's currently the best thing on her kit right now.

>>163519359
Roadhog
d.Va
Symmetra
Winston
Junkrat
Lucio
Torbjorn

>>163519285


>>163519354
Fucking THIS

>go maximum stealth Loki style
>hack ((insert any DPS hero here))
>die in 2 seconds because Sombra's damage is pitiful, or run away like the speedy spic she is

>>163519437
Also Reaper maybe.

>>163519273
>Says to not overextend
>Gives a video of a Reinhardt overextending super hard
I'm surprised the enemy team didn't gang up on him.

>>163518665
Hitscan or Projectile
Then pick 2 in each role.

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Bloo

>>163519403
No. No it isn't. We've been over this before. Her invisibility is the best thing she has. The translocator only allows her to play like a worse Tracer with ineffective hit and run tactics.

>>163519508
Ahh my bad sorry, I gave the wrong link, the guy played like a god on Eichenwalde

>>163519549
Do you have the right one by chance?

>>163519380
>evaluating all the heroes last night
>realize I'm terrible at every hero with 200 or less HP unless they have a health regen
I just love soaking up bullets I guess

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When I get this, does it mean I carried the team?

>>163519697
it only means you played soldier 76...

>>163519743
I meant 5 golds

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>>163519285
Can't agree anon, she just needs some tweaks, not an overhaul. Translocator is great, using it to escape back to a hacked health-pack is just one thing you can do with it, take the training wheels off and experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY9KFN44oQ

>>163517602
How do you get the crosshair without a dot in the middle?

>>163516861
>>163516886

>Want to practice RoadHog in quick play
>4 dps every game
>Still end up silver or gold damage while constantly in 1 vs 2 or 3 situation

Well the problem is that these games are nothing like comp games and so are useless for training efficiently.

>>163519403
I'm agree with >>163519539
Translocator brings nothing to the game, it's just a dirty mashup of other heroes' mobility skill. Once you figure out her route she's pretty much dead

Besides, compared to other offense heroes she has near zero value to the team, damage is too low and hack is not that very useful in a shooter game, I've had so many games where my team just simply eradicate the enemy team because they were too greedy to go in after an EMP

>>163519743
That or you're a really fucking good Lucio.

Soldier76 is the best daddy.

>>163518654
>wanting to snuggle with a dirty slut

>tfw my 3800 SR only makes me the top 7% these days
well atleast i can finally reach GM if i just bother to play more than like once a week

>>163519808
yep, most unexciting and ineffective ability of the whole game.

even with infinite time, it would still be meh, sombra is a DPS, shit needs a DPS ability instead of this shit.

>>163519790
>no solo kill
>emp along with another ult
>can't do anything without a teammate

Jesus fucking christ I can do all of those using Tracer with my eyes closed

>>163519469
>>163519354
I know /owg/ is known to come up with some dumb shit occasionally, but this is breaking some new grounds.

>>163515684
>damaged terminator Sombra
>snow queen Mei
>origin Widowmaker
>terrorist Junkrat
>magician Dva, bunny MEKA (it comes out of her hat on recall)

>>163520167
Exactly, why are people trying to make a 2nd Tracer? Sombra is as much DPS as Roadhog is a tank.

>>163519808
>>163520090
Unsurprisingly, the people with bad ideas are also the ones who can't into english.

>>163520090
>>163519808
Uhh is Sombra really that bad? I just got her legendary skin and kind of excited to main her ;_;

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>>163519697

>tfw just got the feel on how to play Zarya

Holy shit, what was she like pre nerf?

>>163519125
So bad I'm not sure if you're trolling

>>163520567
Wait, she got nerfed? I noticed nothing.

>>163516128
Fuck you and that stupid fucking meta.

>Genji on enemy team is really good
>Genji on your team is so bad he may as well count as an extra player for the enemy

EVERY FUCKING TIME I REALLY WISH THIS SHIT WAS JUST CONFIRMATION BIAS I ACTUALLY TRIED TO GIVE IT THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THINKING IT MIGHT BE BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING YOU'D THINK THE ODDS WOULD BALANCE THIS SHIT OUT BUT NO IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING LIKE THIS

>>163520485
As long as you don't use her as a solo flanker or anything like that, she's fine. She's a support hero basically.

It makes sense too desu, a hacker doesn't really seem like the type to be doing the heavy damage.

>>163520567
>>163520618
You would need only 2 bubbles for full charge as opposed to the 3 bubble now. Also, her ult used to charge faster.

>>163520618
>>163520567
A fucking monster that boosted your chance of winning astronomically during S1 and early to mid S2.

Now you need 3 bubbles to fully charge, a single Firestrike doesn't hit twice anymore and I think she loses charge faster now? Not sure on that last one.

>>163520519
>Gold healing
That's the problem

can someone post cute dva pictures

>>163520485
She's okay if she's used in capable hands but she needs teammates to combo with her for it to go well.

The thing that I don't like much is her spread. Maybe just lower it just a tinnnny bit.

>we will never have an evil Omnic monk counterpart to Zenyatta designed to shittershatter genji mains by having an ability to reduce max HP by 50 targetted

>>163520685
Same thing with Hanzo for me. I'm that other half of people that always gets the good Genji.

>>163520567
Anti fun for anyone that had non constant DPS and pure suffering for Zenyattas

>>163520519
>2k healing is gold
Did you have 0 healers? Or was your healer a DPS Ana?

>zarya's bubbles clear CC

For what pvrpose

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>>163520907

>>163520485
It's actually very good against tanks if she can get her hack off on them. Their headboxes are so huge that she can melt right through them. Slower than Tracer, but more sustained damage.

>>163520567
I had problems going against a Full Charged Zarya as Reaper because her damage output is more or less Reaper's. If she had shield available it was basically game over.

>>163520835
Her charge doesn't decay anymore. It's also arguable if the changes to her bubble thing can be considered a nerf. She can tank 2 hits from dragon blade now instead of just 1.

>>163521159
I mean her charge doesn't decay any MORE than before

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>THE DRAGON BECOMES ME WAREEHOM EW-WETAK RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI HAMMER DOWN EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY IT'S HIGH NOON I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS ROCKET BARRAGE INCOMING

Is it okay if I have absolutely no fucking idea what's going on in these situations? I just close my eyes and hope for the best.

>>163521249
How about you get the fuck outta there like a normal person would?

>>163521249
git
gud

>>163521249
Return with
>Helden sterben nie

>>163521249
Stay close to your Zenyatta and be shell shocked when it's all over.

>>163521283
The specific example I'm talking about happened in overtime on KOTH, and half my teammates ulted too if you didn't notice.

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>Open Lootbox
>Legendary
>Haybale Junkrat
FUCK YOU JEFF

>>163520418
>bad ideas are also the ones who can't into english.

Va te faire enculer mon pote.

>>163521365
>Open Lootbox
>Legendary
>FUCKING MYSTERY GIFT ZARYA EMOTE FOR THE 6TH TIME

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so how are those replays coming along owtards

it's not like blizzard promised them already before the game even launched

>>163521453
You better not be from /lolg/ considering how long Riot cucked you out of Replay.
If you're not from /lolg/ I concede, Replay should been a shipped feature.

>>163521453
I really hope this comes in January with Oasis. I had some really dank plays that I would've liked to keep.

>>163521453
We don't talk about this anon.

This never happened.

You can't prove anything.

>play competitive for the first time
>Every placement match is just endless people blaming each other and tell you who to pick

Fun

>>163521507
How long did Riot cuck out replay?

I keep hearing that Riot is a terrible company but LoL keeps being the #1 MOBA.

>the winter brawl seriously and unironically made it into live in its current state

NO ONE is fucking playing it due to how terrible it is, people don't like spectating while dead for 80% of the match, who would have thought. If it was literally the same except without deaths and with the goal being landing as much snowballs in a set time it would've actually been playable. Lucioball and Junkenstein's Revenge were amazingly received and then they go ahead and pull this shit, you wouldn't think they were made by the same people.

>>163520980
Zenyatta

>3 minute queue times for solo qp
what's going on

>rein
>dva
>ana
>lucio
>76

every

god

damn

game

>>163521717
Would you prefer Widow, Genji and Phamercy everywhere?

>>163521713
overwatch mmr is too strict

what characters am I allowed to play

>>163521587
Since about 4 years ago it was said it would be added in. They just added it.

>>163521834
Everything except Hanzo, Mercy and Junkrat.

>>163521834
lucio ana zen rein zarya dva s76 hog

>>163521834
Only Hanzo.

are we allowed to shill our overwatch videos here

>>163520685
>enemy Mercy gets 5-man-rezzes all the time
>our Mercy dies without using ult the entire match

>>163521998
no

>>163521998
Allowed? Yes.

Just like how we're allowed to call you out on how shit you are.

>>163521998
Sure. Why not. We should do it more.

>>163517695
Hang in there anon.

>>163521904
>>163521925
>>163521926
I like to play dva and mei, is that okay

>be GM
>play QP
>always end up in same team with some plat junkrat main

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Someone explain to me how you lose this with 4 minutes up.

>>163522202
That's not Hanzo, so it's okay.

>>163522202
mei is ok on defense, D.Va is always great

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Can anyone guess the following:
>my current rank
>my season high
>my all time high
>where you think i deserve to be
I'm tank main but I can fill all roles if necessary

>>163522218
>implying anyone on owg is gm except moon and enumbre

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>anubis defence
>40 seconds left
>enemy zrya ult into dva ult
>kills 5 of us
>be torb
>there's like 10 uncollected scrap
>run in and grab scrap and spam E to basically heal myself while my teammates kill them
>mfw it works

>>163521365
>Coins
>Dulplicate Junker D.va
>Zarya Mystery Gift emote when I prefer the Pumping Iron one

>>163522276
i'm pretty sure there are tons of GM's here now that with current rank distribution being 4000 SR is basically the same as being 3500 SR in last season

>>163522334
>tfw defending team has torb armor + symmetra shield

Literally impossible to kill

>internet starts lagging out and dropping packets as it does once per day
>already joined a match as Zarya
>whatever
>we win both rounds of KOTH despite me freezing every five or so seconds
>I got a card too
Zarya status: Easy as fuck

>>163522056
>>163522065
>>163522082
my dream is to one day catch the attention of jeff kaplan with my video and ask him "what's wrong?". his mental health is my biggest concern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIDvvOP4HA

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>>163522416
>Dorado defense
>Symm+Torb on team
>Mfw enemy team can't make a single dent against a 400 Reaper and a 400 Mei

>>163521345
Exactly what I did. The Iris was all I could see.

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>we have an Ana but hog still gets 5 gold medals

>>163521717

As opposed to shit Mercy's who don't heal and Pharah's who get picked out the sky every few seconds?

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>it's a 'player gives up and starts throwing while we're winning' rerun

>>163522826
>It's a soldier can't hit anything marathon

>>163521540
Aside from tactical fuck-ups like wasting ultimates or holding on to them when you shouldn't have, the blame for losing falls on the dps by default.

Failed to capture point? Your dps should have killed more people, faster.

Enemy dps killed your support? Your dps failed to protect them.

When Dva has a gold medal for damage, your dps are being carried.

How would /owg/ feel if they introduced a girl(male) hero?

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>playing McCree in QP
>on Tracer/Pharah/McCree/Widow duty
>someone also has to DPS the D.Va
>"why didn't you kill Mercy before she ressed McCree?"

>>163523475
>McCree on Widow duty
That's a suicide mission or a very bad Widow

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>>163523306