/owg/ - Overwatch General

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How would you guys react if Mercy was revealed to be transgender

>>163556874
Nah

are girls welcome here?

>HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT WE GIVE A CHARACTER AN ULT THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE HILL ON KING OF THE HILL FOR LITERAL FREE CONTROL
>LMAO!!!

>>163556780
Torb/Symetra combo is the most underrated synergy in the game.

>>163556874
I'd suck her feminine penis

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Meet my girlfriend

>>163556624

>Why is that so horrible to some people?

I don't think anyone has claimed that having girls in overwatch is horrible. They make for fine sex symbols and fap subjects, which is the only thing that women are good for.

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>>163556874
Fuck off.

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>>163556780
10th for bisexual harem girls!
:)

HANA SONG ON MY DONG

OK /owg/ you just scored a team kill, whether it was by pressing Q or by sheer skill, it doesn't matter, you KNOW you are going to get PotG
What emote do you use to celebrate and have it included in the replay?

>>163556946
They're not welcome anywhere because they ruin everything

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>>163556874
I love her now and i'll love her forever.

>the skin I like the most of Zen is the Halloween one
If I don't get Nutcracker I'll be mad. Unfortunately I can play only in my friend's house

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Hope you all are having a great day/afternoon/night.
How goes the climb?

is there a reason my backwards input gets stuck when i play lucio and no one else

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>>163556946
no if you're going to make a big fucking deal out of it

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>>163556990
Kek nice edge.

>>163557064
Havin' a Laff

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>>163557064
Reapers cackle is perfect for it. It makes you feel like such a cartoon villain.

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>>163556874
I would be happy about the extra LGBT representation we get to see in the game.

We could honestly use more representation of all sorts of things. From different gender identities and sexualities to different approaches to relationships such as polyamorous partners. I get that "normal" people don't care about it, but the world is richer for having such diverse people and so would be the game.

>>163557064
>slowclap.jpeg
>"snrk..hehe....YAAAAAAAAAY!"

>>163556990
They're also great and interesting people for the most part!

Except D.va

Fuck D.va

>>163557064
Spray and any sit emote on the spray
Every time.

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Blue post

>>163557078
>the enormous rivalry you feel as a valkyrie/sigrun mercy when you see a devil/imp mercy
Witches are cool
But those devil whores kinda tickle my sadistic need to be better than her in me.

does lucios ult go through walls as long as they are in range

>>163557182

t. whiteknight cuck

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>>163557383

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>>163557383
Purest.

Literally why are all the maps in this game fucking bottom of the barrel garbage.

>Tell the other team theyre a bunch of cuckolds who play Ana and Tanks
>They always get mad

Daily reminder to call out tryhards in QP

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>>163557464

>>163557064
>Kneel
>Haaahh....... THIS OLD DOG STILL KNOWZ SUM TRICKZ

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>>163556874
>if

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Hana Song's body

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>>163557383
I love that tasty blueberry.

Right now at this very moment there is a girl on my team.

What do?

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>Double legos
>Once is a dupe

Classic
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>>163557464
t. a beta incel that has never interacted with a woman sexually in his life so instead dedicates his life to hating women, browsing PUA blogs and constructing a shrine of ol' Rodgey in his closet

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>>163557624
Call her a cunt and play soldier in silence.

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>>163557624
be an autist-lord

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>>163557624
Play the game, of course.

>>163557624
type L O N D O N

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I hope there will be a pansexual furry otherkin hero who uses charm-like attacks and stuns, who only work on male heroes, while buffing allied female heroes

>>163557624
Become a stuttering fedora lord and defend her honor.

>>163557624
Ask her to pocket you

>>163557624
Call her a healslut.

idk how you guys climb in solo queue, i get a good team and win one, then get a shit team and lose and it repeats

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>>163557725
But then she'll pick mercy and do a fucking horrible job and then we'll be blamed despite gold heal and silver elim, so fuck that shit my zen-senpai.
There needs to be some zen solution to it.

>>163557624
sing a couple song lines for her
mention her character name
and then say m'lady

>>163557461
>>163557461
pls respond

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>>163557064
The only proper choice really.

>>163557624
Tell her she is an useless cunt who plays videogames for attention and has no place in your team. Then tell every bitchboy who jumps to defend her a whiteknight cuck beta orbiter loser. Then carry the game and destroy the enemy team over and over to assert dominance.

Eichenvalde has to be on the worst maps ever created

>>163557686

Nice projection bro

>>163557950
yeah most ults do

>>163557461
No you have to be within line of sight, but you can jump from within cover into line of sight since the ult doesnt go off until you touch the ground.

>>163557064
Don't emote and keep hammering the turret

>McCrees ult literally does nothing most of the time now

>>163557686
What the fuck is an incel, redditor?

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>>163557764
I hope people like you are gassed first when WWIII starts

>>163557934
Well, if your team is willing to change, convince them to leave a slot for Zen. >projecting this hard

Well, all you have to do is just play the game normally, if it ends well, all is right in the world, if it ends badly, well, something went wrong.

what is yalls cm/360 (sensitivity)

you can calculate here
https://jscalc.io/calc/IeBnNvGDKUIIPRmR

>>163557993
"No"
Rein-main here
It's the first map that actually makes you stay near reinhardt to not get sprayed down to death.
But the game must be absolutely broken when you have to stand behind a 3x4.5m rectangle, right?
DPS Shitters, I swear to god.

How do people feel about lesbian Tracer

I feel like it's just Blizzard not knowing their fan base

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>>163557980
Is it time for Reaper posting?

>>163557064
>Genji amusing

Literally an anime antagonist.

>>163557980
Everything minus the first part>>163558061

>Volskaya
>6:6
>Draw
Kill me

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>>163557965
>Not Giggle
Shit tier Mei

>>163558303
>Maining hammer man

Kill yourself tank cancer

>>163558198
Its only purpose is zoning or comboing.

Daily reminder to report all Smurfs

Smurfs are being created to grief people who got OW for the holidays

Rid of this cancer

>>163558443
I main the "I like not dying and winning, sorry for that"-class, yeah fag.

>>163558306
I feel aroused.

>>163558274
13.855

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>>163558198
>tfw i missed my chance to get the 4 kill achievement at a low level

When will they nerf D.Va?

What are signs that make you immediately quit a quick play?

>A sub level 50 player auto locks Hanzo

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>>163557624

Just play normally.

>>163558274
21.6

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>>163558198
>They nerfed this

>>163557490
Cutest too

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>>163558572
I got mine on Volskaya B attack. I hitched a ride on a platform around the side and they didn't notice until it was too late plus, their D.va had used up her matrix against our Hog's Whole Hog

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>>163558061
>mfw not even a bro
>mfw arguing with some little betabitchboy so insecure about women his only outlet is to come and vent about how shitty they are on a digital Mongolian fish exchange bureau

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>1 win away from Diamond
>lose 4 games in a row

>>163558663
Some asshole leaving because some asshole picked Hanzo before he could.

>>163558663
>its wraxu on a new account

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>rarely play Ana
>decide to dick around with her before they nerf her shit in
>get this

Huh, neat.

>>163558828
I've climbed to 2950 back to 2900 I can't break diamond at all. People are so retarded they don't know basic team comps even at ranks like 2900. My teams have been no tanks one healer or one healer no tanks. Jesus Christ I wanna kill myself

>>163557624
Be like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FGXqxoLHlI

>>163558813
what is your problem

>>163559070
seems like a tank/healer player like yourself should just que on EU instead for that last stretch

>>163557624
Weirdly enough I just had a girl in my game two games ago
Didn't bother speaking because I never do, just played as normal

She was pretty good, synced a grav bomb with her D.va nuke too

>>163558983
nevur secumd best

>Someone on tumblr tries to claim straight people are salty about Tracer
>Disprove by stating I don't care that only waifufags who happen to be straight give a damn
>they get so btfo, they delete their blog
Pffffffft

>>163559271
>going to tumblr
?

>>163559181

>Weirdly enough
Why is that weird. I was group with 3 women and 2 other guys two comp matches ago.
>we devastated the opposing team

>>163556914
>energy decreased by 20%
Ah, that's why I'm getting 40 per barrier while every material I see says I should get 50.
Doesn't really gimp her that badly though, I still find it easy to get and maintain high NRG and good team presence.

>>163559271
Heh, another internet battle won. Better go tell my buds on 4chan.

>>163559315
I follow plebcomics. They make me laugh

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>you will never be a bad ass mother fucker
;____;

>>163559384
Internet battles won the election.

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>tfw fucking a lesbian as a straight man is my fetish

Thanks blizzard

>>163556624
Okay, this one I have to respond to, because it's that absurd. First of all, you do not even begin to speak for all women. This whole "oh, most of us just didn't KNOW to complain about it!" thing of yours is bullshit. Maybe some didn't, but maybe the reason they weren't complaining was that they were too busy playing games to give a shit. You know what I do when I see that a game has a female protagonist? Absolutely nothing. It affects my purchase zero. It affects my enjoyment zero. I don't have anything against it, but the idea that there SHOULD be women in games because muh representation is ridiculous. Hell, I've felt more empathy for some male protagonists than I ever have for some female ones, so it's not like women can't relate unless the main character has a cooch.

And for the record, some of us LIKE the nonsensical armor designs. It's fiction, why not let it be fun? What's wrong with outrageous armor when it hurts no one, not even the person wearing it?

>>163557295
If your life is so shallow and devoid of meaning that you can't effectively relate to a fictional character without sharing a sexuality or gender identity with them, finding LGBT representation in a video game is the least of your problems.

>>163559524
This.

Tracer being gay has only made me want to dick her even more.

How does it feel to know that no matter how much you try you will never be as good as master himself Seagull?

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>>163556874
I'd be mad. Mercy is a woman.

is it even possible to level as a solo support

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>>163559181
Breh loads of women play the game, it's really not that unusual. I think most of us don't use our mics though because you end up with like 1-2+ friend requests after every match and shit like pic related all the time.

>>163559336
Yeah she's not completely fucked. I think it's just because last season she was like a main pick and for the people that really knew how to play her she was fucking dominated every match. She's still strong, just not STRRRRRONG any more.

>>163559689
Nothing, I play the game to have fun not prove myself to anyone.

>>163559335
Just a coincidence
Haven't heard any grills in months, then the moment someone posts about it in /owg/ suddenly one pops up

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>Been playing since launch
>Still garbage

>tfw I autolock mercy at the start
>one guy kept yelling at me and threw the game

>>163559720
Wow what a gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s
>PCucks
How will they recover

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>>163558681

>every time you see a girl squat down like that you're convinced she's gonna start peeing on the floor and you want to yell at her

>>163559896
you have to go back

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>>163559545

>and for the record, some of us LIKE the nonsensical armor designs.

Outrageous armor designs can be fun, it's just not fun when virtually every female character included in a game comes with what equates to a thong and steel nipple covers exclusively. I get tired of it. Sometimes I want to play a cool, hulking female knight covered in scars and with a shaved head, and I can't because my only options are either a loli or a slut.

I am not trying to speak for all women though, and I can respect your independent opinion. I am speaking anecdotally from my experience and from the experiences of other women I know that play games. It's nice that you're content with the current medium but I want more options.

>>163559896
>Playing the Literally All You Have To Do Is Exist To Be Useful character

>>163559720
t. retards that ruin comp "wahhh im not a meta slave, i play for fun I play what I want"

>>163559995
>playing lucio is easy
yeah, maybe if you're going to afk heal, being of proper use to your team as lucio isn't that easy

Do you have any guilty traits that hinder your team /owg/?
If I have to go Mercy, I refuse to follow Pharah like a little bitch. I've had plenty scream at me for it too.
Also I can't help but be slightly over-offensive as Reinhardt.

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>>163557064
A sit emote, then type in all chat, "waitin for you all too respawn lol"

Tilting people is fun.

>temple of Anubis three times in a row on ranked

Shoot me quick

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>>163559943

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>>163559972
I just want my male characters to dress sluttily in the same piece of armor that's sensible on a female. Is that so wrong?

>>163560292
worst fucking map
capturing the second points requires literal luck, if they go mei/tracer and contest forever it's fucking impossible
>which team can stall more: the map

>>163556780
Just a question. For drawing purpose.

Is Tracer bissexual or lesbian?
Lesbian = Any heterosexual shipping makes no sense.
Bissexual = Just fuck both.

If she is lesbian, I know a pic of Tracer being raped would make sense since she don't want to be fucked by someone with opposite sex. But girls enjoying sex is my fetish, sorry.)

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>>163560339
>bringing this faggotry up

>>163560193
sleep tight reap tight

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>>163560393
>>163560393
>>163560393
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>>163560393

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>It's a fucking faggot wants to practice genji and is a useless fuck episode

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>>163557064
>Mada Mada

>>163560439
Chu confirmed her as lesbian on twitter last night

>join fresh match
>guy is super tilted and probably drunk
>starts getting belligerent on voice chat
>make the mistake of typing something in chat (unrelated to him)
>he starts fucking slinging every insult he can at me and verbally mad-dogging me
>it's just me and him in the voice channel
>leave the voice channel, go into options and disable voice chat
rip

>>163560014
I don't play comp you fucking retard.

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>>163560439

>>163557064
Pumping Iron~

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>>163560393
You don't though, this is just a really poor attempt at reversing my argument in an inapplicable format.
That being said even men have more options in sphere.

>>163560516
It's QP, who cares.

>>163560565
you better not play quick play too you faggot, that is where people train

you can only play arcade with that attitude

The wolf hunts for its prey!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>163557064

Headbanging.

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>>163560459
I take it back that's fucking horrifying.

>>163560679
>silence in the kill feed of the ult killing nobody

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>>163560571
>Tracer, a fictional character in a cartoon shooter video game, identifies as lesbian
Why do people care so much about the sexualities of any of the characters, in any video game for that matter
Shippers and people who care about fandoms will always be a mystery to me

>>163560459

Bulge is not big enough, you know he's gotta be hung like a zoo animal.

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>>163560679

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>>163560745
>Why do more people care about a fictional character than they do about me

fixed that for ya champ

>>163560824
Huh

>>163560443
I just want to know why it exists. Why is Mercy, a woman of 37 with a very MILFy demeanour, drawn in such an infantile way?

>>163560745
I don't know why anyone gives a shit about the "characters" beyond aesthetics in this game, they make and release designs before lore.

>>163560869
anyone who can't fathom why people are intrigued by characters that don't exist usually doesn't have anyone intrigued in him or her in the first place

it's called being boring, a plague that befalls many 4chan posters and causes them to feel "that feel when no gf"

>>163560745

Marketing

Although with shippers/fan-fiction types, it's a deep rooted kind of mental illness combined with an inability to cope with reality. That extends far beyond Overwatch though.

>>163560981
Jesus man its just a game

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Mommy.

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post chichimankos

>>163561057
you're gonna swallow that redpill

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>>163560989
I remember when I was younger and Happy Tree Friends was the newest craze on YouTube
All the comment sections and fan videos about shipping the characters confused the fuck out of me, why do people do this
Since then I've never been able to get away (or understand) shippers. Most of it is Tumblr tier content anyway

>>163559972
>Outrageous armor designs can be fun, it's just not fun when virtually every female character included in a game comes with what equates to a thong and steel nipple covers exclusively.
I don't know what games you've been playing, but it's far more common to see female characters in a dress or a bodysuit than in a tiny metal bikini. Still impractical, but don't pretend like steel lingerie is all female characters ever get.

I'm glad you respect my opinion and I can understand that you're coming from a different viewpoint than I am. Here's the problem, though - it's people with a mindset like yours that try to force their way in games and other media under the pretense of "wanting more options." You're upset because you can't play as Brienne of Tarth? Make a game that lets people do that. Be the change you want to see in the industry if you feel that strongly about it, don't piss and moan until someone else does it for you. Your voice is no more or less valuable than anyone else's, and game devs are under no obligation to cater to you no matter how hard you and yours guilt-trip them into doing so.

>>163560393
I'd be 100% down for this, actually. Big paladin in a chain mail thong? Sign me the fuck up.

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>>163561075
Cease

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Glad to see this game is ruined by South Koreans who need to hack as Soldier.

Just like CS:GO of course the company who runs the game is doing dick-all to remove it.

>>163560339
This makes me feel bad for Mercy mains, in a sympathetic way

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Let's give this thread some Christmas spirit

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I agree, why would anyone want to see such an old girl in a swimsuit?

>>163560516
I stared in that one thanks anon

>>163560571
>>163560537
Well, that makes at least 102 porn drawings/SFM logically inconsistent unless it's an cosplay/fake/doppelganger/clone Tracer.

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>>163561075
my love!

>>163561210
this
just look at fan art, its mostly r34 and thats what most of the fan base wants
but nope can't have that because of SJWs and their guilt trip, and they are literally a minority

>play Mystery 6v6
>lose at the first character spawn

eric, simply eric

>>163561316
Because she's beautiful and I want to embarrass her with bulge in my pants.

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>get my main in mystery 6v6

>immediatley killed by Widow

>>163561316
CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEE!

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>>163561147

For me it was lurking the old Godawful Fan Fiction forums, specifically the Harry Potter stuff - it's one thing to write a short story with characters you like as sort of a tribute, but they all take it way too far and way too personally, like they have headmates or something.

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>mfw seeing d.va's desperately trying to defence matric zarya's left click
who else loves seeing d.va suffer

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>>163561316
More?

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>>163561382
>they get double zarya, d.va and ana
>my team gets triple mercy

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>>163561576
>starts to get low and tries to fly away
>roadhog hooks her back
>dies before she hits the ground bailing out of her mech
Stupid korean

>Everytime I play games I shake

GOD DAMNIT

>>163561828
pussy

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>>163561828

You're not alone. drugs might help.

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>>163561828

That's what booze is for, Anon.

>>163558704
i finally forgot about mcdelettank and you just reminded me of it.

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>>163561828
What makes you shake? Anxiety?
Breathe in a few times, let it out.
Stay calm.

>>163562174
Anxiety. I can't handle this fucking game sometimes

>>163561771
>>163561576
You're still playing busted characters so I don't see the real victory in on cancer besting another

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>>163561771
honestly she's such a retard-friendly character
>600 hp, 400 of it is armor
>short cooldown shield that destroys all projectiles including ultimates
>short cooldown mobility that allows her to dive in to a fight like a spazwagon and just boost out afterwards, allows her to chase pretty much anyone and grind them down
>if the mech dies she has a second chance of getting away and rebuilding it crazy fast from a distance
>nuke ult that clears whole areas that can be activated even if she fucks up and gets the mech destroyed
>infinite ammo

>mfw people still fuck up on this character

>prefer someone cause they're competent and promote teamplay and I want them on my team again
>they're in my game, but on the enemy team

This is not what I intended. I wanted to play with them, yes, but you're wrong!

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>junkrat on attack in comp
>"dude switch idiot"
>"no"
>carry the game

stop telling me to switch

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>mfw 35% hook accuracy but enemy team still says I carried my team

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Do you think she's S76's daughterfu?

>>163562702
You're playing a massively inconsistent character. It's normal to ask someone to switch off of an inconsistent character.

Also, you're not carrying shit, there are 12 people with you included in this game.

>>163562849
easiest (you) in my life

>>163562897
REKT

>>163562849
B8

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>Block a Pharah in Mystery 6v6 because you suspect they're wallhacking (low level, somehow leading targets around blind corners.)
>They are on the enemy team again next game being really fucking blatant about it, somehow magically getting Pharah again.
>Report them and leave.
>Wait three minutes.
>You get queued with them again.
>They're Pharah again.

>>163562702

>>carry the game

Delusion.

>>163562897
Congratulations, you're pathetic, stupid, and ugly. Just like Junkrat.

>>163562971
you cant avoid people anymore

>enemy team gets Pro Genji main and Torb+Symm as well as a decently competent Mercy
>my team gets a retarded level 12 widowmaker, a garbage Ana that cant heal a moving ally and a bunch of other fucking misfits
gg Blizzard

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>>163562739
>get POTG as Zen
>get a triple off of discord kills and melting tanks
>bronze healing

>>163562780
Depends. Do you think he'dappreciate her fucking some damn nip cyborg?

>>163563064
How?
Genji has no penis.

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>>163563023
I know, hence why I waited.

Why do people think Ana needs nerfing exactly?

>>163561828

I used to do this until I realized the other game that gave me anxiety (League) lasted six times as long and lost games hurt ten times as bad.

Overwatch really isn't shit compared to that.

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>>163560796

>>163563121

Tank meta can only sustain itself because of Biotic Grenade

>>163563154
This is why I don't play League. I can barely handle OW

>>163563117
Do you honestly think she didn't turn him into a gigantic sex toy when nobody was looking?
Also why else would he have crotch armor?

>>163563121

They did nerf her.

You actually have to aim since the Xmas event update.

>>163556780
Why is tracer worst char in this game? Tell me owg, because she literally IS.

>yfw they raise legendary and epic Christmas droprates for the 25th and punish everyone who opened their presents early

>>163563262
Why would she?
Mercy is not a slut.

>Also why else would he have crotch armor?
To cover up the area where his dick was.

So i'm just level 9-ish and started playing PvP, so far the hero I've played the most is Lucio, but also like Mei (got a christmas skin for her so i'm using her) Junkrat and the little dwarf man that places defensive turrets (I forgot his name), I've been losing most of my games.

I'm not a bad FPS player or at least I can carry my own weight usually on games like Destiny and Titanfall, however I feel so useless on Overwatch, I feel like I die for no reason while my attacks do nothing.

There's always a D.Va robot every single game that demolishes my entire team in or out of her mech.
Also I die constantly to champions like Tracer and the old man that shoots orbs.

Any tips for a newbie like me? should I play different heroes? Anyone wanna play sometime?

>>163563121
She outheals mercy (the full time healer), best CC in the game, best debuff in the game that for some reason also does damage, can 1v1 any 200hp character and kill them without any chance to fight back if she lands sleepdart.

Counters pharah by existing, no damage falloff. As Roadhog you are more likely to push Ana off edges than hook her close enough to kill.

Grenade lets her survive flankers for a retarded amount of time.

Perpetuates the tank meta

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So progressive to have a gay character. I am sure people who like this will support the game more.

>>163563247
>>163563272
>>163563324
thanks for the (You)s LOL

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mercy overheal when

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>>163563121
Outheals the dedicated single-target healer even with mediocre aim, boosts all other healing on your team, cuts enemy healing, and death sentence disable on anyone with less than 250 HP.

All with hitboxes larger than Hanzo's old tree trunks.

>>163561828
Drink/eat something warm.

>>163560459
>no dick

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>love Widowmaker
>try to play her in comp
>omg anon fucking switch
>we're on fucking attack widow, switch to healer

I just want to enjoy my waifu, why do people have to be so mean?

>>163563318
You should play these heroes.

Mccree, 76, Reaper
Any tank, though Winston can be underwhelming until you have more experience with the game
Ana, Zenyatta, Lucio, Symmetra on 2CP and first point for hybrid maps

They are all fairly reliable heroes that can hold their own in any fight. Also, the secret to winning is to always have a teammate in front of you, unless you're Reinhardt.

>pick non meta character
>everyone yells at me
>get reported

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I just ate a 1000mg edible, /owg/

What hero should I play in ranked?

>>163563505
you posted this yestarday.

>>163563315
>Why would she?
>Mercy is not a slut.
The most depraved reason of all of course: she's in love.

>>163563561
Lucio since he's already DUDE WEED XD the hero

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>the diamond player picks Ana
>proceeds to be utter shit then switches to Sombra
Just go Mercy if you can't aim

>>163563295
But she isn't.

>>163563575
fuck off chu

>>163563505
If you're just a waifu fag, stay in QP. If you were getting kills, nobody would complain.
>>163563546
Are you banned? Then it doesn't matter.

>>163563624
>implying only Chu ships it.
I bet half the Blizzard crew does, because they think their backstory is romantic or something.

>>163563615
How terrible must one be to not be able to play Ana? Her rifle turns friendly hitboxes to Roadhog sized.

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>>163563575
Then she would have given Genji a dick.
Too bad.

Guys I'm about to play overwatch for the first time and I've only ever known 2000 hours of tf2

What do I need to know?

>>163561316
Mercy is the CUTEST!

>>163563798
She gave him something better: a vagina

>>163563773

It doesn't, anymore.

I used to just spam unscoped shots and get 90% accuracy but that doesn't work now.

>>163563821
GET ON THE FUCKING PAYLOAD

Bastion is a trap

>>163563821
Junkrat is the best hero in the game

>>163563821
It's nowhere near as challenging as Tf2. Play Pharah or Tracer, the skills carry over the best.

Games are built around your ult, so learn when to save it and when to use it.

Most of all, have fun and don't take it too seriously lest you fall into the anger trap this game creates

>>163563879
She is the cutest

>>163563913
works for me

>>163563117
>>163563798
Wouldn't the fact that he has no dick mean that the ship is even more pure because he can't sully her with his dick?

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>>163563883
>give him a vagina
>but no tits

Almost as if he transformed Genji into a little kid.
What is her masterplan?

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>It's a 4 man premade all goes damage episode

>>163563821
Projectile heroes are worthless, have someone in front of you at all times, watch where you stand, and stay on the point.

Standing near the point does nothing, stand ON the point.

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>hollywood offense
>play zenyatta
>do really fucking good
>4:04 left on the bank and we got to third point
>some asshole takes zen from me
>ask, nicely, "hey could i play zen?"
>ignored
>mmk
>goes winston, least played hero
>dies on point often, got like one kill
>they made it to the end
>strange but our zen switches to dva again
>i go back to zen
>we end up winning

don't be a dick, other people can do it just as well as you

Eichenvalde is the most cancerous shit I've ever seen.

You can't fucking win on Offense

Is anyone else on NA getting 'le lost connection to le server xD' every 10 seconds

>>163563946
>It's nowhere near as challenging as Tf2

HAHAHAHAHA

>>163563561
be the reinhardt

>>163564064
It's straight up not. The game is not as technical.

Wanting to climb out of Diamond to Masters.

But also not feeling like gambling with points or dealing with Weekend Quick play. Do I just take a hiatus for this weekend or no.

>>163563821
Prepare to loathe how the game revolves around ults.

>>163564154
Tf2 is easy as fuck, it's just ridiculously unbalanced

>>163564064
Almost every weapon is spam

Ults are fun but basically CoD killstreak RNG kill cancer

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>2-2 final attack phase at anubis with golds in solo queue
>team decides to pick 3 tanks
>go ana because obviously
>"hey guys none of us are pro so ana wont be good can you use mercy so we can get consistent heals"
>"I mean if we were diamond or masters its be different and im not saying you HAVE to switch if you're good with Ana but Mercy will be more consistent"
>we spend the next minute stuck at the choke as everyone gets picked off by their roadhog and I cant build ult
>game ends in draw
I'm too agreeable for my own good.

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>>163564001
>''pure'' ships

>>163564045
>6 months and we've only gotten one new map which is horrible

This is Blizzard so I shouldn't be surprised.

>Silenced for a goddamn month

I hate that idiots will never know how angry their incompetence makes me.

>>163564252
>listening to teammates when they tell you to switch

That's your first mistake

>>163564045
Just like the Omnics

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>>163564064
Overwatch is about a tenth as skill-based as TF2.

t. the best Overwatch player on 4chan

>>163564312
>two heroes
>three events of free skins
>one map

shoo shoo tf2fag

>>163564252
I'm not really certain how picking Mercy was the problem here, sounds like they had awful positioning and awareness of cooldowns.

>>163564346
carried

>>163556780
Why do my teammates get mad when I pick torb on defense?

He is a defense character so why wouldn't I pick him?

>>163564360
>Two heroes
Ana which is meta and Sombra is shit but if buffed she will be Ana 2.0
>Three events
Literally buy loot boxes goyim

>>163564273
You niggers are always harping about purity here.

>>163564346
>>163564064
>>163563946
Not TF2 or OW are skill based.

>people picking genji v 3 tanks with Ana n lucio

>>163564312
Still better than Valve

Tons of friends that consistently play Overwatch now because at least the game isn't dying

Plus Overwatch is overflowing with scrubs and it's fun to go god mode

>>163562739
hook accuracy means shit

if you can land that one game winning hook who cares

you should always be trying to hook someone not holding onto it, it has such a short cooldown so abuse it

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>>163564346
Who should I try out next? I find D.va FUN

>>163556780
What is the s3 equivalent of s1 Sr 60?

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I report mercy on sight, what good is she? My friend got this game and wanted to try mercy, I told him fuck no or I wouldn't play with him. Now he's an ana main.

>Blizzard thought it was okay to give Symmetra's gun more range

Man I sure love watching POTG of Symmetras bunny hopping like retards holding M1 and melting people in 2 seconds.

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>tfw you play Winston and rustle everyone's jimmies

>>163564728
>we increased it a tiny bit
>increased the range by 30%

>>163564835
Better than before where...
>Had to be inside Reinhardt's hammer range to actually start ramping up.

Although that might not be fair of a comparison, considering the cone of that can probably reach from Point A of Anubis attack to Point B.

>>163562424
Anxiety is literally a made up disease for people who are just ducking pussies but don't want to own up to it

Just face it dude, you're a little bitch

>go McCree
>everyone yells at me
>go mercy
>everyone yells at me
>go pharah
>everyone yells at me

>>163564519
If you find d.va fun it meant you're a sadist who enjoys annoying others, so maybe try hanzo

>>163565009
The problem is that it doesn't actually disconnect until they are more than 10m away, which is very significant.

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>>163564789
>Gold elims
>gold objective time
>gold objective kills
WINston, you're an animal!

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GENJI SKINS

GOD TIER
>Japan Olympics
>Nomad and Bedouin

GREAT TIER
>Carbon Fiber
>AZURITE
>Malachite

OK
>Chrome
>Cinnabar
>Ochre

FUCKING WEEABOOS
>Young Genji
>HOTS Skin

>>163564519
If you like D.Va, try Reaper. He's squishier, but his shotguns are far more lethal. Use Teleport to get somewhere advantageous, close the distance on foot, only use Wraith Form to escape back to your team. His effective range is actually shorter than D.Va's, so you're going to have to pretend you're trying to give enemy players a colonoscopy when you're playing him.

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>>163565280
but young genji is smug and has great muscles

>get in game after 1 month off
>genji doesn't ledge jump now

LITERALLY WHO WAS THAT HURTING BLIZZARD??!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK?!? YOU BUFF CANCER CHARACTERS AND REMOVE THE LEDGE JUMP FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE?

>inb4 mad
>inb4 t.genji mains
suck my dick

>>163565498
>t. shitters

>>163565498
>t. genji main

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>>163565498
It was a bug. They fixed it. Sorry you gotta play fair now.

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I want to have sex with Hana Song and have her shout "Gee Gee!!!" everytime she climaxes

>>163565587
Artist?

>>163565280
You now realize that Genji shares quite a lot of his color palletes with Mercy's skins.

>>163565587
>play fair
>it was a bug

who gives a fucking shit? How many game breaking plays have you ever seen because of the ledge jump?

you have seen none. The only reason it existed was to establish the fact that you are not a random weebo and know the character.


Fuck blizzard man. I should have known. Dumb fucking cunts

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What is the mercy lore
Does the suit keep her alive? She shouldn't look the exact same as when OW was in its prime

>>163565114
>be winston

>a korean teenager can do everything better then you

>no one has responded to your overwatch recall in 9 months

>you are addicted to peanut butter

>go on a mission with tracer

>about to go jump on people

>waiting for ship doors to open

>have always taken offense at being called a monkey or animal when you are smarter then most humans

>tracer comes over

>have a crush on her but shes gay

>except her to say something nice since she's your best friend

>she calls you an animal

>tell athena to search up foods poisonous to apes

>cry yourself to sleep that night

being winston is suffering

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>>163565827
She's just aging gracefully.

>>163565630
I want to fuck Pharah and say "Justice delivered!" when i cum inside her

>>163565827
The suit heals her just like her staff does with other people. Might be a side effect that it also keeps her young.
Think of it like Marvel's Wolverine with his healing factor, just in her case it's a suit.

>>163565827
it was a compliment. Mei has literally not aged a day due to cryo freezing and she said mercy still looks young to comfort her since mercy is nearing the age of going through a mid life crisis.

>>163557064
The hero I play most who can actually get sextuple kills is D.Va. I think you can figure this one out.

>>163565959
By the time you say that her Ult won't even be ready

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>Every is Ana-Reinhardt

Nerfs when?

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Through the power of technology, you get to spend 1 day of your life with your favorite Overwatch character.
What's your choice, why and how will your day with the character be like?

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>>163557064
sit down and cap the point

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>>163565994
>>163565962
>>163565882
Will we ever get a face mask skin for mercy

Is Pharah and Ana muslim?

>>163566142
I want one that gets rid of that pelvic curtain, just seeing that shit flopping around pisses me off for some reason.

>I shoot a 200 HP character as Reaper from mid range
>barely any damage
>Enemy Reaper shoots me at mid range
>dead in 3 shots

Every time.

>>163563561
>1000mg

That sounds unhealthy

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>>163560339
DELETE THIS!!

>>163556780
Is there a better comp on 1st point hanamura than?

>Symetra
>Torb
>Mei
>reinhardt
>D.va
>mercy

>>163566178
Maybe. Maybe not.


Could be Islam really toned down in the 60 years between now and when overwatch takes place.

Could be islam was eradicated.


What we do now is that part of ana's design was inspired by an overwatch designer seeing a hijab at a gaming convention. But that doesnt mean ana is muslim.

>>163566178
No, they're just Arabic, if they were muslim they wouldn't have their eye tattoos

>>163566235
Reaper's hitbox is very large, he gets fucked up by shotguns and rapid fire weapons.

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>>163566178
Obviously, those eye of horus tattoos are a dead giveaway