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Previous thread: >>163449219
hanzo
Widowmaker here
nth for Emily's days are numbered
Tracer!
BUFF MERCY NOW
>>163471996
Best girl
McCree is
>>163471996
Got a lucky box, woohoo.
And I got that Legendary Zarya emote right before too. Don't care about her though, hideous character.
what a deluge!
C L A N K E D
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>>163472024
Will she die or be brainwashed?
Post funny comics or images. I need to laugh.
I'm trying to main this fuck, i suck
Rope or bullet guys?
watch out they have a hanzo
>>163472201
I really hope there's a Pharah meta soon, having skyduels is so fucking fun and refreshing after all these months of meatgrinder tripletank.
>>163472135
Daily reminder, it's human woman who seduce omnics, not the other way
>>163472152
Tracer's a heroine. Rules of conflict demand she work for her happiness. Emily will die, andAmeliewill comfort the bereaved.
>The creators can't decide on which character is gay, but I can.
>But muh WidowTracer
>Why force this gay agenda that doesn't effect the game at all and only appears for a few scenes in some comic somewhere?
Did I just describe Tumblr or /owg/?
>>163472024
>>163471996
>>163472037
>top smug
>those *dinks*
>that highlight
I love that blueberry
>>163472056
Not for sexual.
>>163472201
I always find this funny
>>163472201
>>163472201
What streamer to watch?
>>163472079
I just want Elf Tracer, damn it. I've had Yeti Winston four fucking times.
>>163472201
>>163472201
>get a quadruple kill through nothing but headshots
>POTG is Lucio booping a Reaper off map and then being headshotted by me (as part of my quad)
>>163472152
It will actually turn out that Emily is a Talon sleeper agent and will try to murder Tracer in her sleep.
>>163472525
AnneMunition for pro-platinum plays
>>163472497
Tracer belongs in bondage.
Stop fighting 1 meter outside of the big red objective square
>>163472574
>get quad kill with visor
>potg is our mercy rezzing one person and dying
Is Sombra for sexual?
I need healing!
>>163472730
No
WIDOWMAKER IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!
>>163472619
... Ok, I'm platinum mad now.
>this character makes the least amount sense lore-wise
what's the correct answer, /owg/?
>>163472835no
I love Hana.
>play against some guy named szygyg all day for like 8 hours
>he's 4150, right on the cusp of top 500, was 3500 last season
>he's never been top 500 and started every game by begging the enemy team to let him win
>he's a DPS main but is playing lucio every game because he knows he can't DPS at this level
>I just threw a game on his team then beat him three times in a row
ahhh it feels good
gatekeeping. no top 500 rewards for you
>>163472885
yes
widowmaker is fucking bullshit
>>163472201
>>163472883
i dont know the lore
hope this helps
Have you ever been so mad at the enemy roadhog that you started pissing and vomiting all over yourself out of sheer fury?
>>163472730
whats the background on this image
>>163472248
ster
>>163472262
fucking lost it
>>163472031
>AoE stun on E with roughly the same range as Winston's leap
>+10% ult on death
Is Mercy now viable
I think it has happened. I'm bored of this game already. Every match feels like the same shit over and over again. I've tried using characters I never use to refresh the experience a bit but it didn't work for long.
>"what a shit ana"
>"ult someone it always works"
>dead
>says a full team of lone wolves ulting alone against full enemy team
>>163472835
Just pick D.va you'll win bro.
>>163473110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes
tl;dr: European supremacist guy who believes whites should shed Christian identity in favour of embracing Norse Paganism, among other things. The image is frequently used on /pol/ as a meme "Stop doing X".
>>163472730
This is good advice
>>163472948
Forgot to duck again?
>>163473227
How much do you play or did play? Maybe you should take a break until you feel it again. Yyou can still stay with us.
sigh
>>163472574
What the hell I have never gotten POTG once for boops, even when it's three of the team.
>>163473504
>blacking out only your name
faggot detected
>>163472769
Yes, rough and merciless kind of sexual.
>>163473175
No, that's retarded and broken.
Directionless air dash is better
>>163473432
>>163473340
im talking about playing as widowmaker
HOW TO FIX SOLDIER 76:
Let him Sprint in any direction.
> It's another POTG is Reaper teleport into "DIE! DIE! DIE!" episode
>Wah Nerf this character because I'm shit at the game.
>>163472868
>when it takes you 8 months to realize loot boxes are a fucking scam
>>163473504
>that guy who says garbage comp
My friend wants to see how well the game runs on their PC before they buy it. Is there anyway to test this?
Anybody here gay?
>dog-shaped Korean attention whore
>waifu material
pick one.
>>163472769
Well it's confirmed she had drunken sex with mcree in a bar.
is lucio supposed to be useless
>>163473531
Well environmental kills seem to be the most heavily weighted in potg so two or more at once will usually get potg.
>>163473851
I'm not a faggot but I like Reaper's juicy thighs.
>>163473852
I pick both and no one can stop me.
>>163473501
I've played about 150h, which isn't much compared to other games I play. Maybe a break could do some good.
>>163472574
>get a triple as 76 with my visor
>potg is tracer gently tapping the enemies I killed
>the killfeed even shows that I killed all those people
I shouldn't be mad, but what the fuck
Now that hero stacking is banned can we buff Winston?
His bubble is shit that 76 can kill in 1 clip and doesn't even "protect us" more than 5 seconds.
Also armor/sym shields hard counter him making his shit damage even more shit.
Not to mention his ult is a giant feed that can't kill without a ledge and has a maximum damage output of its duration of someone in the corner of 400 damage (500 if you somehow get 2 splashes in)
Reminder that while Tracer is confirmed for LGBTTQQIAAP, we don't know if she is homosexual or bisexual (or even pansexual). It's just been confirmed that she is not heterosexual (or at least not hetero-romantic).
So chill out people.
It's not the end of the world for anyone.
>>163473848
Look and see if theres a refund policy. You'd still have to buy it first though
>>163474050
Speaking of, hero stacking being banned in unranked is something that really rustles my jimmies. Unranked is where I go to do retarded shit like 5 Reinhardt 1 Lucio.
>>163474136
>what is no limits
>>163473006
I love all these, especially roadhog and mei
>>163472201
>>163474181
A mode that no one plays and takes over 5 minutes to find a match in
all i want is a cool pharah skin
shes the mos tbraindead character...
>>163472201
>>163473175
>+10% ult on death
probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>AoE stun on E with roughly the same range as Winston's leap
why tho? It would make flanking her fucking impossible.
>>163474246
>everyone should be forced to play with me and my terrible ruleset
>>163474246
So same like quick play?
>>163474289
>career avg.: 5
>>163473939
Took you 6 months to realize?
Who wears the strap-on harness in the relationship between Lena and Emily?
>>163474394
Yeah, I'm not really good with ana.
>>163474289
This happened to me recently, i was Ana...
Why doesn't Reaper just start a business selling shotguns or the metal from melting them down?
>>163472274
I honestly can't see an Omnic and Human relationship working.
First of all is there a sex drive update you have to install on your Omnic S.O. or is that already installed upon production?
Second of all you can't kiss an Omnic, cuddle with it, or take it out to places to eat. You'll only feel the cold touch of its metal and their ridged steel skin pressed against yours. There is no meaningful physical way to express your love to your partner. It's like dating a walking vibrator.
I can only see Omnic relationships working for younger males and females albeit briefly before they settle down with superior human dick.
>>163474289
>1 minute into the game
>>163473848
Let them play on your account
>>163474618
There are people in the world right now who date anime pillows, so I'm pretty sure a walking, talking robot with a personality and humanlike curves is easily doable.
>>163474539
Because they're cheap onetime-use rapidly 3d-printed plastic/polymer shotguns that can't even be reloaded.
>this is a 10/10 ass in OW
>>163474539
>>163474505
At lest you are using ana instead of wasting your time with lucio or mercy
>>163474343
>So same like quick play?
No, normal quickplay is:
>Finish match
>Reinstancing....
>Get kicked back to main menu because not enough players found
Literally rinse and repeat for every game.
>>163474413
Someone fucking answer me
>>163474786
>implying it's not
>>163474786
This ass is so skinny i can turn it all red with just one slap.
>>163474909
Tracer
>>163472525
depends on what you want to watch.
>Tips for new players that sound great at first but are actually terrible tips
>>163474807
what was meant by this
>>163471871
Whose side would Reinhardt be on?
>>163474909
Neither does. They just rub uglies.
>>163474807
Would been funnier if were widowmaker instead of tracer
>get paired with the same retard 4 matches in a row
>top damage as roadhog twice
>lost every one of the games
i mean what the fuck are you fuck me
>>163474786
>bulge
Did blizzard do this on purpose?
>>163473504
>getting mad at a game
Reveal your name nigger, you deserve humiliation
What kind of person plays each character? What does your main say about you
>>163474289
>Career average
Son...
>>163475065
>charging at bastion as reinhardt will take him out of sentry mode
Did they reveal the gay character yet?
>>163475130
>the weak should fear the strong.jpg
>>163475130
0 chance any of todays issues could be brought up in the OW universe
Because the OW universe is a socialist wet dream.
Just remember
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!!!!
>>163473707
Same advice applies, Pick D.va and win bro.
>>163473525
incredible texture on her hair/scalp
also this scene convinces me she's bi
>tfw too poor to afford overwatch
>just reading the wikipedia, the comics, and watching gameplay videos over and over
it looks so fun....
>>163475309
Socialist here. I'd never want to live in the Overwatch world.
>>163475207
just puffy vulva!
>>163475380
Just imagine yourself as the guy dying in all the gameplay videos.
>>163475309
ive reached the point where i dont even care anymore
lets head to the cyberpunk dystopia where everyone is a drug addled shade of brown at full steam
How to fix tank meta:
+25 HP to genji and tracer
+50 to all other attack and defense heroes
And buff widows and hanzo damage to compensate.
There now tanks aren't gods.
>look at this loser, he's a reaperjack shipper!
>>163475423
>Socialist here.
Kill yourself you red faggot
>>163471871
Any advice for someone who just bought the game on sale and is gonna try to be a hero for the first time ever?
>you are suspended
>>163475607
Nah, I'd rather not.
>>163475580
Terrible idea you fucking plat shitter.
Just remove the +healing% on biotic nade and see if that's enough, I think it will be.
>>163472024
>>163472152
>>163472295
>>163472619
Talon doesn't even need to have Emily kill Tracer, they just have to either blackmail or brainwash her into smashing their home Chronal Accelerator and that will be that.
when is the next tournament
>>163475580
>+25 HP to genji and tracer
>+50 to all other attack and defense heroes
>And buff widows and hanzo damage to compensate.
Oh god no.
>>163475445
why is her ass inverted?
>>163475445
>that ass
>>163473227
take a break. I got bored around the 75hr mark, left it for a week or two, and now i'm at 220hrs.
>>163475580
>t. Silver
>>163475275
Yes anon, it's__you
>>163472201
>>163475796
because her entire body is pushed forward and flexing, retard
>>163472024
>and over there is emily, i used to date her for a while before gérard, i'll introduce her to you, she's nice
Will Blizzard ever make another sexy female hero? It feels like Widowmaker will forever be the only one.
>>163473756
>it's another Ana trying to outsnipe a Widowmaker episode
>>163475749
winston can make another.
>>163473852
>dog-shaped
>whore
You are fundamentally wrong.
>>163475837
>>163475969
All the Heros are bangable if you're not a normie.
IS THE TEENKID FROM THE TRAILER THE NEW DOOMFIST?
TEENKID CONFIRMED
OVERWATCH ABOUT TO TACKLE PEDOPHILIA DISCRIMINATION?!?!
>>163476021
>>163474618
There are Omnic monks, therefore there must be Omnic sex drives they need to overcome.
>>163474063
>people actually care about the sexual orientation of a video game character.
why?
is there r34 anal with sombra saying "always leave yourself a backdoor"?
>>163475652
Stick together, try to combine ults, get used to the voice commands, use the shooting range to try out abilities. You can also use a custom game to explore maps if you'd like as well.
so i can add $10 at any time to upgrade to origins and get the skins?
>>163476073
top tier filename ya got there anon
>>163472201
>1 healer and 5 non tank heroes
>i'm the healer
>>163476134
No, but you've gone one where she hacks the guy's dick right before he blows his load.
>>163476176
Yeah
>>163476142
Does it have built in voice chat?
>>163476134
there is one with sombra hacking a dick
>>163476073
>>163476320
yep.
>>163476320
Yes. Once you're in a match just press P and you'll see the voice channel listed. In the options menu you can also set your preferences on which voice chat to automatically join(group or team) and a couple other options.
>>163475580
I hope this is a joke
>>163476358
yeah the Meka is hot
>>163476358
self clank?
>>163476245
happened to me way too many times
eventually started typing shit like "might as well have fun if we're losing anyways" and switching to 6th offense hero
it actually made my teams get their shit together and pick proper heroes a surprising amount of times
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
How do I gitgud with Ana?
>>163476572
thanks for ruining the thread asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5mXnHyg9w
Is there a better Junkrat/Roadhog song?
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
>>163476684
Never stop pressing M1, use the biotic nade on teammates first enemies second, save the sleep dart for ults
>>163475580
I refuse to believe you're serious
Why are the servers so laggy?
Before this update, ran at about 30 ping, now it's gone up to 10x that
>>163476696
its nothing but faggots posting and fapping to 2d videogame characters anyways. From my standpoint, this is an improvement to the bread
>>163476856
get out of Straya
Which heroes are the best for solo carrying?
What hero should I learn if I want to make /owg/ proud?
>>163476970
hog, 76 maybe, dva
>>163476970
Any Tank that's not Winston.
>>163476970
zarya, rein
>>163476970
torbjorn and winston
>>163477008
This one!
*unzips dick*
>>163475995
I don't mean, like, Tracer comes home to a destroyed Chronal Accelerator, but Emily smashing it while Tracer has it off and is relaxing defenseless, unsticking her from time like Billy Pilgrim.
>>163477008
whatever you're comfortable with, it doesn't matter, I'm ALWAYS proud of you
>>163476902
>he doesnt like waifuposting
>>163477265
>get yeti winston
>decide to play him
>he sucks
how do we fix the monkey man? am i simply not allowed to play him until this quad/triple tank bullshit quits being a thing?
>>163476970
Junkrat.
I'm serious.
I finally got diamond in comp
I can finally start enjoying myself playing ow again and not care about shitty comp
life is good
>>163477237
Thanks man
Anubis or Classic?
I want D.va posters to leave
>>163477132
If tracer go back to the past, I wonder if she can change it to prevent this sort of thing from happening.
>2-0 in the snowball thing
>only playing to get the chest
>someone on the other team quits
>game ends
fuck
>>163477512
>>163477429
congratulations youre still shit
>>163477512
I wan't D.Va posters to diedie die
>>163477504
Switch between them
>>163477348
>winston beaten by quad tank in higher levels
>winston beaten by Torb/Sym in lower levels
Monkey man literally can't even at the current point of the game.
>>163476358
>those ball joints
>>163476087
Remove radical Omnic Buddhists
>dva flies in your face and keeps shooting at you while youre a girl gamer
>>163477797
Us girls gotta stick together right? Give me your address
Ana doesn't need a nerf
Wasn't there going to be a graphic novel?
>>163476970
Ana, 76, d.Va, Roadhog
>>163476948
Already done, live in fucking Libland
>>163477869
You're right, she needs an entire rework, since her entire kit kinda destroys the game.
>>163477869
If we're going to be honest here, biotic grenade is almost as strong as an ultimate ability. If they buff it and make it her ult I would be okay with that.
>>163477945
They canned it a month ago
How do you deal with bastion when he's on defense? He always just holds out in one hard to reach spot and when you finally breach past the rest of their team he just wipes you out.
>>163477702
Why are Pharah's lips sowet.
>tfw when you are Mei and a Winston tries to solo ult you
Not today, moon chimp.
>>163478080
Ana's lips are wet too, i think they are the only girls with shining lips
>>163478062
shoot him in the ass or shoot him from behind your tank
>>163478062
Literally get good
Now if its a team thats focused on keeping the bastion alive, then theres a problem.
>>163478080
autism cause her to drool.
>>163478080
I don't know but it's fantastic
>people who play meta comps in No Limits
hoooooly shit go fucking kill you'reselves niggerlords. Arcade is the only sanctuary I get from you autistic """"""competitive""""""""" Overwatch players. get the fuck out of my game mode and go ruin someone else's fun.
fucking autistic shitlord mlg pro genji mains ruin EVERYTHING.
>>163478080
she uses lip gloss to emphasize her sexuality
>>163478201
more or less that, sitting right next to a sheild generator with a reinhardt ready to protect him and a healer always where he is.
>>163478235
>dat body full of curves
>>163478240
you seem upset
>>163476041
Yeah but widow is the only one who was designed to be the sex appeal. I doubt we'll see another female with a big fat ass and cleavage out like that for a whilex
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight my cutie!
>>163478345
She's got some killer hips
>>163477368
you are not, the hero is trash
pharah being canadian makes her shit
tracer being into muffs makes her no different than 90% of the porn i have of her
>>163478409
HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE
>>163478409
Blizzard will never give us zero-suit Pharah
I don't play but I watch some videos, why is the "meta" over centralised on the tank characters
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
>be 3521
>join a comp match on Hanamura
>get a bunch of low plats and unranked on my team
>enemy team is all Masters + one unranked who was Master last season
>this made the MM system think that the match was balanced
>first thing some faggot kid does is yes "WHAT UP PUSSIES" and make a loud sniffling noise into the mic
>some retard picks Mercy
>our Soldier can't hit a fucking thing
>the kid who yelled into the mic picked Roadhog and can't hit a hook
>retards run into the enemies and get killed
>I manage to get a couple of kills
>I push the point
>my team is standing at the choke still
>enemy team comes back and kills us
>Roadhog leaves
>I lose nearly 40 SR
>>163478586
high life high dps
the perfect characters
blizzard cant balance a shit
>>163478686
how does one hit a hook?
>>163478586
Tanks have the best survivability and still do good damage. And there's a character that can heal them very quickly
>>163478686
nice blog bro
totally subscribed
ya got patreon?
>>163478804
>>163478702
why doesn't blizzard just lower their damage then?
>>163478863
>"Don't talk about the game!!"
Fuck off, /v/ermin.
>>163478409
>>163478541
Reminder that the black parts are skintight.
Her legs are that thick.
Also, her chest armor seems pretty big, almost obstructive.
There must be a reason for that.
How do I git gud at zarya
>be considerate and pick based on my team
>lose
>instalock my main
>win
>>163478868
They probably will, or nerf the healer
>>163477008
Doesn't matter how good you are. Look at Enumbre, he's really good, but nobody respects him because he's a fucking autist.
>>163479050
That and he's a cheater.
>>163478938
Pure genetics anon
I want to dominate with the man with the biggest balls, what do
>>163478686
Wow, my teams were less retarded when I climbed out of silver
>>163478686
Buy more boxes if you want to fix the problem, goyim.
>>163479131
Didn't know about that. Now I have even less respect for him. Didn't know that was possible. Got a clip or anything?
>>163478938
>you'll never have your head between them
>>163479205
cry
because those ''men'' are not real
>>163478938
She squats with heavy weights
>>163476087
Zenyatta Mondatta skin when?
>Pharah ingame is slightly cocky and juvenile, sort of like a tier above DVA while still being responsible and serious
So where did the autism headcanon start?
>>163479306
Well he's a robot n shit
>playing volskaya with two tanks, two healers, two dps
>two dps are genji and tracer
>we get stuck on second point for 3 minute, barely entering the building
>i say we need solid dps, since tracer/genji is obviously not working
>genji bitches at me for not doing my job and killing torb turret (i'm d.va)
>we continue for 3 more minutes not going anywhere
>genji bitches at enemy roadhog in chat afterwards, then leaves
>check his profile, he's grandmaster
worst part is he probably think his scrub teammates are the reason we lost
i don't understand, you'd figure grandmasters know when to switch
>>163479572
ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
>>163479467
her dead eyes, her vapid personality, her stupid voice lines, and she is so serious
>>163479632
He literally never said that he's good, /v/ermin.
I relate to Reaper so much. How do I aim.
>>163479669
me ooga
team booga
>>163479467
Some guy in the thread just kept saying it until others picked it up
Why are all the female characters the funnest to play
>microwave helpless squishies with Symmetra
>soar like an eagle with Pharah
>be a lil shit with D.va
>live out your trap fantasies as Mercy
>be generally an evil cunt with Mei
>keep the boys active and still kick ass as Ana
>be overpowered and slap shit around with Zarya
>jolt around like a little fuck as Zippy McDyke
>get sweet dinks as Widowmaker
Don't actually know enough about Sombra to judge her, used her once and never again
>>163479467
It's so the self-shipping fags can relate to her
>>163479654
>stupid voice lines
>she is so serious
pick one idiot
D.Va has some biceps
whats the longevity of this game realistically? i dont want to put a lot of time into it andmoney for lootboxesif its going to die next year
>>163479840
>used her once and never again
Just like every talon hitman
>>163479929
As of now it's the highest grossing game in 2016. Maybe that translates to longevity?
>>163471904
Finally, someone made a link at the end of the current thread, thank you.
>>163479902
serious doesnt mean she cant talk asshat
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/serious
>>163479929
6-7 years I say. Same amount of time as WoW and League.
Maybe a bit shorter since its a shooter and shooters aren't expected to live long.
>yfw the kill feed is entirely red
>>163473696
This, I feel like giving her an actual dash would help so much, because locking onto allies always gets me fucked as someone jumps in the way and re-locks to them or the person I am flying to jumps away. It's really finicky.
>>163472538
4 times? Jesus, didn't think thats possible. I so far have Torbs, Tracers, Hogs, Sombras, Lucio and Mei's. I feel like I have a good chance at getting them all. I really just want Winstons and maybe reaps and then I can be satisfied.
>>163477512
>Switch when you're the only tank and people are actually trying to cap a point/push a payload with a Widowmaker
>>163480160
i quit the game if i see that shit
>>163479572
I always have gold damage and kills as Dva, but lately I've been thinking that maybe I should let the dps babies have their medal so they won't start tilting, making out games 5v6
>>163480160
>When the kill feed is all blue but your team isnt taking the point
>>163480160
>>163479482
Needs sombra but DAMN
>playing comp
>someone goes torb instead of something useful
>tell him to switch
>"no"
>report him and just spend the game as lucio trying to parkour in spawn
>lost 45r
Fucking shitters
>>163480160
>you hear a "nano boost administered "the dragon becomes me" in a close 2cp fight
>>163480448
Why did you have to act so mean
don't you know you're human being?
>>163480160
>>163480448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmy4k01jJqY
>>163480160
Why don't people realize that Mercy is the worst healer in the game? There is literally no reason to pick her.
>>163480442
>hey an unprotected mercy
>>163480160
>>163477512
This is what the usual DPS main thinks.
>play a couple matches
>fun, balanced games
>play a couple more matches
>absolute stomps, team spends entire match at choke
>>163480846
>>163480442
This is my fetish keep going
>>163480834
but she is the easier
>>163480834
For me she's the most rewarding healer to play. I have a lot of fun bouncing around between teammates doing heals.
It's fun
>>163480950
Widowmakershootsmercy
>3 v 3
>Die in the process of getting it down to a quick 2 v 1
>Ana and Hog almost fucking lose to Pharah.
>Same thing happens next round
>They fucking lose 2 v 1 to 76
>Tell them to heal me
>2 game sweep
annemution is a waifu
>no zarya gf
>>163481030
>b-b-but it's FUN
FUCK OFF
>>163481037
>Implying she can shoot something
keep missing shots mon cheri
>>163480502
>duny.webm
diamond players are so fucking trash i want to kys myself
So, which of the winter skins do you think you will continue to use even after December is over?
I'll probably still use Reaper's since it's pretty fitting anyway, Phara's looks nice too and not too out of place.
I may continue to use Torb's too since it fits perfectly, even if it will look out of place without the snow.
>open lootbox
>3 duplicates and one shitty xmas icon
>>163480834
i still need the 4 rez achievement
>>163480834
If I have to be healer you'd rather me be mercy than try to play ana. (lucio is a secondary healer)
>>163481263
kill you\reself my self lol
>>163481214
It's the mostest fun to heal your anger and frustrations away anon. I wish Mercy had a hug beam too
>>163481214
>m-m-muh META
You fuck off.
Taking Overwatch as a serious competitive game is absolutely fucking retarded, it's casual by design.
How many kids have you guys encountered while playing?
>>163481454
5 in comp, none in qp
>>163481454
6 I ahve been playing for nearly 2 months now.
only encountered 3 girls so far.
>>163480160
>>163481408
>it's casual by design.
This doesn't mean anything
>>163481454
none because im not a gold shitter
>mystery heroes puts me on attack every single game and we never win
>>163472556
I'm gonna need some context but I'm already chuckling.
Get Behind me!
>>163481214
y u so mad tho
>t. bronze shitters saying the game is supposed to be (((((fun)))))
>>163481408
>m-m-muh META
I read that in my head like the line from the old Chia Pet commercials.
>>163480160
>>163481527
You might have encountered more girls but weren't aware, most girls don't go on mic.
>>163481620
>It's an "Anon gets really mad and then tries to address the whole thread like he's right" episode
This one is always on
>>163472560
>SERENITY NOW
>>163481645
kek i cant unread
I FUCKING HATE SHOTGUNS
>>163481214That's why I play Pharah. Fight me.
>>163481536
It means that if you want to be a no fun allowed hardcore gamer, there are significantly better options for you than fucking Overwatch.
This is essentially on the same level as competitive Smash Brothers.
>>163481604
Save the gay shit for the /y/ thread anon.
>>163472708
>no ball gag
How is that strap staying in her mouth?
>amerisharts waking up
>shitposting at peak levels
hmm really makes me think
>>163481720
kek this is great, I love art parodies like this.
>>163482093
It's almost 9PM/21:00 here, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>163481620
>it's an "Anon is so autistic he can't enjoy life and has to make his lack of enjoyment a testament to his intellect/skill because his facade of superiority is all he has to substitute for his lack of a proper working brain"
>>163481932
It's a ring gag. It's just behind her teeth, which is why you can't see it.
>>163482164
please stop falling for it, you make the rest of us look bad. anons just being cheeky
Deadlock McCree skin fucking when?
I can't get out of low gold. DVA/Rein/Lucio mostly. What stupid shit am I probably doing wrong without realizing?
>>163481932
>he's never seen a ring gag
>>163482093
>people who are citizens or live in the united states of america begin to awaken from their slumber
>thread quality decreases rapidly as due to a result of poor post quality
I am expressing thought about this situation, and how much it makes my cerebral cortex function
>>163481869
Thanks for the opinion, but there are a lot of people who do take comp OW seriously, which is why there are tournaments and a ranked mode. The good news is anyone can stay away from those if they're not interested.
>>163482251
Blackwatch Mccree fucking when
>>163482319
how should we know
>>163474780
I thought he just never learned how to reload them
>>163482148
There is another version
>>163482319
Rein is legitimately harder to play in plat and below than it is in masters or higher because of fuckhead teammates who don't utilize your shield.
>>163482397
Ok, let me rephrase. What stupid shit do people typically do in gold without realizing it's dumb?
>>163482230
>he doesn't know I was just playing along
>>163482251
>>163482359
Either of these. I just want my husbando to get a decent new skin for once.
>>163482502
y-yeah, m-me too anon.
gay
cul
>>163482482
What's kinda bugging me is sometimes I feel we have good team comp and we're all playing pretty well but we just lose anyway.
I think grouping up with randos after good matches might be a bad idea too because you get matches against 4-6 stacks who potentially know each other and have better communication.
>Canadians waking up
>thread getting significantly better
Based Canadabros.
Blizzard using skins is such a good idea compared to valve hat method
In valve you get abortion if combing !
3 different printable with a random affect cosmetics
On blizzard it's controlled so you can still play without thinking about how ugly everyone looks
Chu is going to make D.va Korean/Australian, isnt he?
>>163481720
>>163482457
>Russian art contest
>No Zarya
Why do russians hate her so much?
>>163482838
ǝsɹoʍ ʎןʇuɐɔıɟıubıs sʇǝb pɐǝɹɥʇ<
dn buıʞɐʍ suɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ<
>400 word essay due monday
>haven't even started
>instead of writing it i just play overwatch all day
help!? how do i stop
Why is mystery heroes so shit?
>>163478947
if they gon die, bubbl em.
>>163483083
(you)
>>163482921
I like some of these
>>163478947
>>163483110
also, rape dva whenever possible.
>>163483083
>2 word autobiography final due in may
>play overwatch every day
send help
>>163483102
Because you're only good at a few select (and probably OP) characters that you've practiced with, rather than having natural skill and gamesense.
>>163483267
Well yeah, why would I want to play as shitty and anti-team characters like Hanzo or Bastion?
>>163477047
>zarya
not anymore anon
>tfw 7m laser grows to a juicy, thick 9m beam to melt weebs
Too bad it only works inQuick Play.
>>163483248
>send help
here are your 2 words
>>163483102
pretty much this >>163483267
mystery heroes is probably the best mode in this game. you have to adapt to various situations on the fly with the tools you are given. it forces you out of your comfort zone and only mainers don't like it.
IS THE TEENKID FROM THE TRAILER THE NEW DOOMFIST?
TEENKID CONFIRMED
OVERWATCH ABOUT TO TACKLE PEDOPHILIA DISCRIMINATION?!?!
>start playing again after a couple months absence
>almost every QP match someone complains about tryharding
What the hell?
>>163483191
>join game
>see this
>everyones asking what level it is
>a whiteknight "she" was paired with said "she" has the chat disabled
Is this thing a higher level than anyone else yet?
>>163483339
>implying you can't W+M1+jump in Comp
>>163483429
Situations like "the enemy team rolled the perfwect defense composition and your team doesn't have a single healer and will keep not rolling one"
>>163483665
Yeah but that shit is 50/50
>>163483665
>>163483337
this is how i can tell that you're a low plat player.
I just had the most frustrating game I've ever had
This reinhardt repeatedly charged 1v6 into the enemy team and shit, never shielded anyone, stunned 2 enemies over the span of 4 ultimates, constantly woke up slept enemies with retarded firestrikes, etc.
I go to his profile and sure enough it is literally a diamond player who got thrown into GM by the charity SR system, where your first 30 wins give you much more SR than you lose for a loss.
This is why everyone who has any kind of a high rank says S3 is fucked: it is littered with people like this, and getting them on your team is an automatic, 100% assured loss no matter how well you play.
>>163483727
>>163483736
Luck is unacceptable in games of skill
>>163483768
he has 60% winrate with rein tho
>>163482796
I can't really tell you either way but I solo'd from plat to masters. Any time I queued with a friend I ended up losing more than winning. If you have good tracking Zarya is a god tier carry in low rank games. If not, Pharrah is good too because no one can play soldier or mccree at a decent level.
>>163483908
then why play a game where matchmaking is a diceroll? you didn't think this through, low plat player
>People complain that the game needs better matchmaking because of forced 50/50
>Implying a perfect matchmaking algorithm wouldn't force 50/50
>>163475380
Neet or?
>>163483980
Joke's on you, I don't even play comp.
>people talk about comp
>its always bitching and moaning
>people talk about QP or mystery heroes or 3v3
>always good moments or funny shit
makes you think...
>>163483987
The perfect matchmaking system is one where there's no teams and you just play a 1v1
Then you can't play out of your mind and still lose because little Timmy on your team hasn't taken his adderall today
i just had a legit game of mystery heros where I fired the scatter arrow three fucking times at an enemy's feet and they completely circumvented them and then when one of the enemy team's hanzo's fired it at a wall behind me three of them were heat seeking missiles directly into my anus. this ability is the most inconsistent frustrating thing I've ever had to deal with in any game.
>>163483987
better matchmaking meaning they put you WITH and AGAINST people your skill
forced 50 means you are constantly put with people far below your skill so you lose to maintain 50% win rate
>pick lucio, any skill level
>win
Really makes you think.
Is Hana Song a trashy girl?
>>163483939
I can never bubble my team mates well enough as Zarya. No one ever seems to get ahead of me and I can't really turn to bubble people when I have motherfuckers on the end of my beam.
>>163484121
If they put you with people WITH and AGAINST your skill level statistically your winrate will be 50%
>Genji against 3 tanks
>Genji against 4 tanks
>>163484039
What? Every post about QP is 'FUCKING BASTARD TEAMSTACKS IN QP!!! TRYHARDS!!!' or 'MY FUCKING RETARD QP TEAM WON'T PICK META HEROES!!!! MY ASS IS REALLY CHAFED!!!'
>>163484247
and the games would be close if that were the case
the problem is there are too many stomps one way or the other
>>163474786
I honestly think it is.
I never liked Mei or Tracer's the pants dig so far into the ass crack that it looks really unnatural
>>163484279
we're not talking about blizz forums
>nerf Genji, Pharah and Mc Cree into oblivion
>meta becomes a tank fest
wooow really makes u think
>>163484121
>Implying there are always 11 players precisely at your level looking for a game at exactly the same moment as you.
Do you think there are an infinite amount of people playing?
How do you take into account peoples mains/preferences and play styles?
how does anyone enjoy comp? i played my placements and like 5 games this season and then quit. it's 3 or 4 tanks on every team, you can't do anything skillful or get headshots or etc. you just have to throw your tank meatgrinder into their tank meatgrinder until one emerges victorious
>>163481245
>playing against widows that can't hit anything
>plays mercy
w h a t a c o i n c i d e n c e
>>163484337
You seem new here.
>>163484279
Let's all acknowledge that team based games were a mistake.
>>163484204
this is why zarya is an off tank she's crazy good good but you really need a rien or winston to jump in and initiate for you. I always found it kind of weird how zarya is supposed to be a front liner but one of her abilities demands if not requires someone else to be in-front of you
>someone gets mad at QP
>>163484382
>pharah
>nerfed
based retard
I keep consistently getting 2+ min queue times for arcade 6v6. What gives? Is it because i'm only level 18?
>>163484390
with a game as popular as this there should be a plenty big enough pool to draw from at any given time, yes
>>163484296
That's just because it's easier to maintain momentum/hold a position and people trickle in.
>finally got Floor is Lava
ONLY RAPID DISCORD REMAINS!
>>163484464
Fuck off Kapplan
>>163484382
Those nerfs have nothing to do with tripletank, tripletank is entirely caused by Ana being retardedly broken.
Ana has controlled the meta for all of season 2 and now all of season 3. Last season tripletank would've been the meta except that Reyblade, the meta of that season, conveniently was a perfect counter to tripletank
I'm Enumbre, and I approve this message.
>>163484525
How much money have you spent?
>>163484496
Well, you're wrong.
>>163484607
>52 3*
prolly not that much
Today i found my rager in this game
Is it considered bad form if i didn't heal him on purpose to get him to rage more?
>>163482921
>No Zarya
Untrue
>>163484607I didn't even buy the game
>>163484679
Not really, I do it all the time to Hanzo/Widowmaker mains in comp
>>163481778
Oh shit /owg/, you thought it was funny to call Roadhog "bacon" and now he is coming to fuck you up. Only your most played character can save you.
How fucked are you?
>>163484525
>Not censoring names
Prepare to be hacked kiddo
>>163484798
in tank meta aiming no matter
>>163484601
This. Idk why people argue against this when literally everybody in the pro scene and everybody in masters and above all literally know that Ana is the problem.
>>163484907
DVA. That bacon is cooked.
>>163484907
>>163484907
Mai waifu mops the floor with that pig while shielding me with her defense matrix
>>163484525
>redwood
Is it him?
>>163484983
This.
Roadhog is insanely fucked unless its some top 100 roadhog.
>>163484907
I know Hana wont let me down!
>>163484798
Can't get in a fucking match without seeing her, so yeah.
I love D.Vas new walking speed while firing
People expect me to back off and I just keep approaching and fucking them up
>>163484907
>76
I mean if he can dodge the hook with sprint yeah but otherwise rip
>>163472671
>Watch her stream a month ago
>She just feeds into the team, blames her team for not killing when she just staggers herself and goes in alone
>Watch her stream this afternoon while Harryhook was afk
>She's q'd with Yuie (a decent, high plat, streamer, with a good attitude and is a genji main, instead of a grrl support).
>Defense, team as 1 minute
>She goes junkrat, doesn't even hold the right path, stands in front of rein sheild, gets hooked and dies
>Other team caps first point.
>Attack
>Still feeding, last point of Anubis, she's playing Pharah
>Had 3 minutes to push for Draw, counting down 10 seconds
>FUCKING ANA AND MERCY ARE IN THE BACK CORNER AND SHES STRUGGLING TO SHOOT THEM
>SHE HAS ROCKET BARRAGE DOESN'T USE IT
>THE ANA KILLS HER
>THE MERCY REZZES
>THEY LOSE
Watching her makes me rage, especially cause she pulls like 2-3k viewers. Even after she was complaining that nothing was dying, but she had gold damage and no other medals (surprise, surprise, she also played junkrat and was just feeding zarya/support ult charge). Yuie OTOH had 3 gold medals as D. Va but wasn't affected at all by the loss, even though AnneShitution was dragging her out of Diamond. This is the third time I've seen her recommended on /owg/ and I don't fucking get it. Want to watch a grrl gamer? tw.tv/franplayshalo (master support, big ol titties), tw.tv/ajcel (GM DPS. no face cam, had 3 accounts in top 500 last season), tw.tv/yuuie (low diamond, mostly not tryharding, without being a shitter like AnneMunition).
>we're never going back to 2-2-2
>we're never going back to supports having to hide and avoid fights, instead of swagger into them hurling grenades and stuns and shitting out 120 DPS
>the devs have said that they see no issue with ana and consider her balanced
>overwatch will never be fun again
>>163484907
>Zarya
COME ON, HIT ME!
>>163474289
>>163485063
You are doubly fucked m8, now 2 angry Roadhogs are after you.
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
>>163475445
>>163484907
>Junkrat
On the one hand, he might just fuck me over on this and come after my ass too. On the other, he's probably very easy to win over with money and could talk Roadhog out of coming after me in the first place.
>>163484907
D.Va is one of the very few heroes who can fucking stand up to hog in 3v3.
so I feel fine.
>>163485262
Didn't Kaplan say they're nerfing Ana in that new vid?
>>163485524
>>163485714
"Balancing her down" or something like that
>>163485786
Bringing everyone else up?
Yo, how does a 13.2k avg healing Mercy fair in competitive? Usually am heals so I have no idea what good heal numbers are.
wtf this is just 6v6 arcade
So the game has been out for a bit now, are you guys happy with how it's progressed as a game?
I play too off and on to form my own opinion please fuck my face
>>163483928
It's just enumbre being autistic again, ignore him.
>>163485906
It's gotten significantly less fun and skill based as time went on
S3 is less fun than S2, which was less fun than S1
>>163485869
13.2k avg in comp or qp? Very different numbers.
freeze! dont move!
>>163484983
>tw.tv/ajcel
>>163485063
>>163485064
>>163485076
>>163485649
>all these DVA shitters
jesus this general is unsavable
>>163485968
>in competitive
>>163485968
13.2k in competitive, should have made that a little more clearly worded lol
>on Hanamura
>after we fight at the first choke for a while, we push
>as we push in, I turn to the left and sleep their Reinhardt
>we push point
>he runs on and starts to ult
>before it hits the ground, I sleep him again and we kill him
>compliments my sleep dart
>we're on point B and they're trying to stall
>Reinhardt charges in, I sleep him before he gets on and we take it
>says sleepdarts are bullshit
>our defense now
>enemy team starts tor age about the sleep dart
>>163484382
i actually see pharah more than it was before the triple tank
>>163485906
actually yes, the events have gotten better and the meta has changed with a new hero (Ana) instead of them just being forgotten, which means that new heroes will also change the meta/underpowered new ones will get buffed instead of being left behind (Sombra)
also events are generally getting better each time (ie buyable skins)
>>163485902
HAHA only a 3 min wait time.
>>163486014
Asking how they'd fair in competitive implies they may not have tried yet.
>>163485902
no limits? cause i just got a literal instant queue for mystery brawl
>>163485240
>tfw keep forgetting that Ana has a tranq gun
>tfw got all the skins I want from x-mas boxes
>have halloween pharah AND ice pharah
WHAT DO I USE
>>163486304
Ice
>>163486304
Pharah is adorable with no pupils
yes that's weird to say
>>163486304
Ice has prettier eyes.
>>163486405
This
>>163486462
>this is a purple skin
explain this to me
>>163479929
I doubt it would die next year.
No one is really a strong competitor right now.
>>163484907
>Mercy
Well, I can save one of my fellow anons at least.Would Mercy be better if she could ult from the grave?
>>163483586
it gets really annoying when people ask after a time, imagine her getting the same shit every game
t silver
>>163486660
That would be absolutely retarded. There would be no counterplay to mercy in that case, not even killing her to prevent her using her ult.
Or maybe this is where Sombra shines? Mercy won't be able to use her ult if she's hacked!
Anyways, that is a terrible idea.
>>163480101
>Maybe a bit shorter since its a shooter and shooters aren't expected to live long.
What is TF2? Not to mention TF2 was released while it had competition, while most games released in this generation of gaming are total dogshit.
Just spent $40 on loot boxes. ask me anything
>>163486821
what'd you get?
>click "stay as team"
>no one else does
>>163486821
I won't ask you anything. I'll simply call you a retard.
Retard.
>>163486768
>silver
get a fucking life
>>163486854
I got the rest of the christmas skins that I didn't have and all the dupes gave me enough coins to get the remainder of the sit emotes
Has the Dyke hipster Mexican been fixed yet
>>163486856
solo queue for life f@m
>tfw finally reached master
For this I have to thank everyone who carried me in solo queue.
>>163486804
Yeah this makes me think Overwatch will be around for a long time.
TF2 was never ever as mainstream popular as OW right now. It was that quirky, different kind of shooter that gained a cult following.
tf2 had a pro scene for a while
esports wasnt easy to watch and not that many people were watching it
i think even within that landscape tf2s pro scene was kinda short lived
so for overwatch to take a similar kind of game and make it have real tournaments its pretty good
>>163487129
>reach master
>next game I have a guy who picks Symmetra on attack because it's a le ebin meem
>ask him to swap
>he swaps to Genji against the enemy's triple tank comp
>fall back down to diamond
>>163487014
in the last dev vid they explained they're sitting back and letting her be for a little longer because of what happened with Ana
>>163487148
Heck if anything the only thing that finally killed off TF2 after is LONG run arguably Overwatch
Round blue cheeks.
>>163486779
>There would be no counterplay to mercy in that case, not even killing her to prevent her using her ult.
As a Mercy main I see no problem with this situation.
>>163487248
it's not until around GM that you start tending to find people that want to cooperate.
>>163487303
>Mercy main
Did your tank fall asleep after you drained him of cum or did he let you take a little break?
>>163487247
To be fair, TF2 was never balanced around the pro scene, it was never intended to be a esport game and has had terrible imbalances for years that were never fixed
>>163486601
epic skins are usually the base skin with minor things tweaked or added on usually doesn't completely rework it or add any unique voice lines or cosmetic things to abilities
>>163487014
No.
They said they're waiting people to "master" her kek.
Git gud at getting behind the enemy lines so you can apagando las do fucking nothing, motherfuckers
>>163485649
>>163485076
>>163485064
>>163484983
>All these D.va mains
Holy shit, i dint know there were so many faggots in this general
>>163485240
>High plat
>Decent
What are you smoking, anon?
>>163487264
>make mouse4 the back button in menus as requested
>a few shitheads who can't rebind their push to talk key whine
>blizzard removes the feature entirely without putting an option in the keybinds
bravo
>>163487437
stop bullying them, they're fun
>>163487361
Mostly I scream at him.
>Reinhardt/D.Va charging to the opposite end of the room
>I have to fly over there to keep him alive
>Frantically hug the Tank's ass and try to keep his tremendous bulk between me and the bullets long enough for the rest of the team to rescue us
I spend a lot of time crushed between a large man and wall.
>>163487264
Can't decide what gold weapon I want, Between Dva, Mei, Reinhardt, or Ana.
>>163487668
Reinhardt has the biggest one
>>163487617
>oh no, blizzard actually listens to the community
>>163487668
I think Ana's looks the coolest
>Genji main
>Block does not register
>Dash and die from a shot on your original position
>Dragonblade hits not registering
Considering Dva's buffs, Reinhardt always being the stock tank, Zarya's abilities, and Roadhogs picking/antitank power, and the shifting of the meta and game over the last year, shouldn't we buff Winston in the face of all these changes? He hasn't been touched since launch and is slowly being chipped down lower and lower.
Right now he only has 3 possible rolls
1. Sacrificial healer picker
2. Genji/Sniper hard counters
3. KOTH contesting paperweight
But with this is mind, his kit needs to be buffed slightly in the face of Torb and Sym coming into the main line, Soldier being able to now rip his bubble apart in 1 clip, and Dva now outpacing him in mobile tank thanks to her massive buffs in DM and passive health/armor.
I would propose:
- barrier projector cool down starts after deployment
- Barrier health increased from 600 to 800
- Barrier lasts 6 seconds before depleting, with team visible numeric timer coming out of the center projector to convey how long teammates have left protected
- primal rage strikes and splash damage ignore armor damage resistance
- Tesla canon deals 60% extra damage vs. shields
- Activating Primal Rage will deal AOE knock back and 30 damage with 2 meters
Now his barrier will actually last long enough to matter and actually does live up to as his line says "this will protect us."
And now his ult isn't hard countered by armor and shields doesn't make him waste half a clip doing damage vs. Symmetra
>>163487668
Dva fits best with her personality
>>163487437
So salty.
I think Reaper should have some armor, even just 50, I think he get's fucked up too bad by Roadhog and D.va. Roadhog can fill the same role as Reaper without the stress of finding out how to approach.
>>163487832
i am not going to read all of that
Alright so what is more difficult in mystery heroes Offense or Defense?
>>163483083
>400 words
What the fuck? You have to write, what, three paragraphs?
Literally the hardest part of that is probably citing your sources.
>>163487668
Get Mei's
Be THAT GUY
>>163485753
>
>>163488012
I KINDA WANT TO BE THAT GUY
>>163473110
he's a /pol/ meme
>teammate picks attack widow
>spends entire game getting dominated by enemy widow
are you fucking kidding?
i don't care if you play attack widow. sometimes these people end up being pretty good. but if you can't even beat the enemy widow then you're FUCKING USELESS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU SHOULD SWITCH
>tfw you trigger /owg/ by saying wildly outrageous and false shit like "D.va beats Roadhog in a 1v1" and "Genji doesn't counter D.va"
>>163487769
yes, they certainly did when they implemented the feature in the first place
>accidentally solo ult one person
>commit to just Solo ulting them the rest of the game
Quick play is fun
Tracer is fun
>>163487832
Basically his problem is he's an anti-squish tank who's useless against other tanks, in a meta that favours tank spam.
There's nothing wrong with him per se, he just lacks a purpose in the current meta, for reasons that have nothing to do with him.
>only play competitive to get a golden hammer for reinhardt
>currently at 1056 points
>currently gold rank at 2158
>tfw too scared to play competitive again because I don't want to drop to silver
how quick can i get 3000 competitive points?
>>163488150
>D.va beats Roadhog in a 1v1
>Genji doesn't counter D.va
>false
How does this comics makes you feel?
>>163487769
>millions of players
>a few reactionary idiots on the forums howl
>undo new feature instead of making it optional
Yeah A+ communication right there.
>>163487832
D.va and Roadhog just need to be toned down. They deal too much damage, every other tank is fine because they can only deal large amounts of damage under certain circumstances. D.va and Roadhog don't have to do anything to earn their damage.
>>163488341
I literally uninstalled the game over this
Blizzard can't do anything right
Would you date her?
this is nice board
Damn. Best crate ever
>>163488338
Makes me wish we got some official Ana/Pharah bonding. Widowmaker is cute.
What the fuck is wrong with Jeff Kaplan? he literally hates widowmaker, he shitted on her foor 3 fucking events this year, he nerfed her to the ground and if that wasn't enough he shitted on her while on Blizzcon.
If Jeff the biggest homosexual in Blizzard? there is no other explanation to that kind of behavior against a single character.
Now what we're gonna get summer skins and she will get nothing? then Valentines she will get nothing again?
I will love to met him in person to beat the shit out of him.
>>163488504
australia please
>>163488504
>console
>upside down image
>>163488584
>>163488535
Drunk on vegemite m8s my bad
>catch enemy Reinhardt with Whole Hog just as he is saying "HAMMAH"
>juggle him in the air against a wall for a while
>don't actually kill him
>he falls to the floor
>"DOWN!"
>me and my team are stunned
>proceeds to kill me and other people
This is not OK, this is BULLSHIT.
>>163488312
You're autistic. SR is just a number, and rank is pretty much just bragging rights. What's the point of competitive play when you're too scared to play it? I would understand if this game had the CS:GO ranking system, but Overwatch's rank resets every 3 months. There is literally nothing holding you back.
Besides the more you play competitive the better you will be in the long run. Just try to enjoy the game while improving yourself.
t. Person who actually enjoys his time
>>163488012
>>163488073
What is this meme
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
just realized that in the tank meta
not only is ana easy to hit but everyone is so ults charge a lot faster
can that have an influence too? maybe its a disadvantage for running so many tanks thats not even apparent because quad tank is still strongest
we had ults raised a while ago maybe some how that does have a tiny hand in creating this too
and pros say they want ult timers to be even slower
>>163488519
Nobody is getting anything for Valentine's because Kaplan already said there won't be an event for it.
>>163488509
>>163488338
Do Ana and pharah interact in interesting ways at all
>>163488759
There won't be an event, but I guarantee Hanzo will get a Cupid skin.
>be me
>be gay
>team does not know about it
>team constantly using offensive slurs like "faggot"
>it really bothers me
>want to leave but it is the only decent team i've met
>that feel
>play dva
>roadhog ults
>hold down mouse2
>next game
>play dva
>soldier ults
>hold down mouse2
>next game
>play dva
>bastion ults
>hold down mouse2
>mfw
>>163488820
It's just Ana saying she didn't want this kind of life for Pharah but will support her.
>>163488820
no, nothing interesting
>>163488897
get over it faggot
>friend always leaves when we lose 1 fucking game
Why?
also
>first game had a shitty widow on 3C FUCKING P with a WINSTON on the other team.
>only switches to genji after we lose 2 rounds
Of course it's genji.
Also, he's a tracer main.
So he basically plays all of the characters that are known for refusing to switch.
and then
>next game
>point out shitty widow is on other team
>"hurr durr im sure he's gud"
>he switches 12 times to "prove a point"
>sticks with mccree because he's the only character that's versatile on at/def
>because he picked a compotent character and their team was decent they won
ALSO
>open boxes
>2 legends
OH BOY!
>both non-christmas
oh. oh well!
>open another
>2 epics
YES!
>non christmas
Fuck Overwatch.
Now I'm depressed.
>inb4 "pussy!"
i have clinical depression. its not like i can stop it. antidepressants are shit desu
>>163488648
imo competitive is worth playing just because there people at least try to win and play the game properly instead of just fucking around
I know I'll never be pro anyway so yolo
>>163488897
do you want your bottle little baby? faggot
>come back to Overwatch after about a week and a half of not playing
>get through the obligatory christmas stuff and hop into quick play
>get queued into Ilios, most of the team makes solid picks
>have two healers, a McCree, a 76, and a Hanzo (he pulled his weight tho), now we just need a tank
>and then there's this asshole
>picks Tracer, and when we tell him we really need a tank he calls us toxic for telling him who to pick and turns his mic off
This guy:
>goes off on his own 90% of the game and gets killed for it
>spams "I need healing!" And "group up with me!" Whenever he takes one fucking point of damage that he could just recall back or heal with a health pack
>gets killed by the most simple shit, like a Rein charging from half a map away or from emptying MULTIPLE CLIPS/RELOADS of shots into a Genji while he's reflecting and gets killed for it
>eventually our McCree took one for the team and went tank (God bless him) and the fucking MILISECOND the "whatshisname switched to D.va (Was McCree)" message appears, this piece of shit on Tracer SUICIDE BLINKS OFF THE MAP just so he could switch to McCree, who I think he may actually have been worse at
>we win the first round, but when we lose the second round (tying it up 1-1) THIS GUY FUCKING LEAVES, which pretty much guaranteed us the loss, someone on the other team even said "sorry your teammate quit on you guys" after the match
And you wanna know the real kicker? You wanna know the REAL FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP?
he got fucking POTG for kamikaze pulse bombing on the point and getting three kills, which the mercy then rez'd
>>163488759
When did he say there wasn't going to be an event for it
>>163488820
Just some voice lines before every match. Though I do remember hearing some cool Widowmaker dialogue when I killed a Pharah.
"Like mother, like daughter."
>>163489029
That's the spirit.
Meet my girlfriend
>>163489171
she's not real anon
>>163488941
>>163488930
and Pharah doesn't respond to the first one
note that it's because they aren't supposed to have met again in canon yet
>>163488921
>next game >next game >next game
if you only ruin one ult per game you're a shit dva
>Played ton of comp TF2
>Really want to get into comp OW
>Check the current Meta
>Triple Tank, my most hated by far class and something I think should never be in a FPS
Why
>>163489024
>>163489130
Can you guys add a TL;DR to your shitty blog post?
>>163488723
The ult charge nerf is part of the reason why 3 tanks rose in popularity because now gameplay revolves around blitzkrieging the enemy team after breaking Reinhardt's shield/Roadhog hooks someone, instead of poking for ults
>guys at blizzard noticed symmetra wasn't getting picked very often
>they decide to try and fix it
>some complete fuckhead stands up and says
>hey what if symmetra had 2 ults, one of which gives fucking 75 in shields
>and her 76 ult gun now has increased range
>and she now deploys a shield that goes with her and has roughly half the strength of rein's shield
>and she starts with 6 turrets and regenerates them faster
>mfw someone was actually dumb enough to think all of this was a good idea
>mfw symmetra is now in every fucking game on both sides
I hope the waifu-fag at Blizzard who was responsible for this gets castrated. This is fucking ridiculous, it's like I'm fighting a hacker with a weak gun.
>>163488897
>be me
all gay stories start out that way faggot
>>163488820
There's a special voice line Ana says when she sleep darts an ulting Pharah.
"I think it's time for justice to take a nap"
>>163489131
The other day
>>163489276
>thinking pro meta applies to lower rank meta or anything out of masters
I have no smug picture adequate enough to inflict the amount of shame I want you to feel.
>>163481720
how is this funny?????
>everyone no limits brawl is just a bunch of torbs and symettras
no wonder no one plays it
>>163489447
>we are not planning a valentines or easter event
>event
Could there be skins?
>>163488897
>be you
>need (You)s
>make memearrow b8
>goal achieved
>>163489310
thats a nice take on it :thinking:
>>163489447
So Ramadan it is
Legendary burka skins for all female heroes
>>163488241
Now Soldier and Reaper both hard counter him, Hanzo fires logs making him able to pin cushion him, he is out DPS'd and out manuevered by Sombra, Dva can mobile tank better than him, and Torb armor/Sym generator make him less viable (seeing how in 1 clip his maximum damage output is 300 damage)
The reason he was never touched before was the double winston meta in competitive and later exclusively in QP was too powerful to give him anything. Now that Double Winston is exclusive to memecade, Winston as a solo hero should be buffed relative to all the massive changes we've had throughout the year.
>>163489223
????
>>163489447
>no bunny dva
FUCKING BLIZZARD
DVA NEEDS SOME WORTHWHILE LEGIONARIES
>>163488897
Bet you wished they fucked your faggot ass huh?
What a gayboi. I'd kiss you right on your soft lips you queermo
>>163489630
That's not until May and it would get in the way of the summer games returning
>>163489708
I would serve in dva's army tbqh
>>163489885
Why would the summer games return? There's no olympics next year.
I believe they'll come up with a new summer event, either generic summer themed or otherwise.
>>163489708
She could be getting a rabbit skin for Chinese new year.
who is using who?
>>163489630
>yfw Mercy's burka update is inevitable
>>163472574
This happened to me yesterday, the algorithm has to be buggy
I was mercy and we were attacking hanamura B at this point... I flew in with my first quad rez ever, killed the enemy mercy, and died just after one more elimination rang in. It was the push that led us to victory.
The potg went to... The enemy mercy. For a double rez, then I killed her, and the second half of the potg was just HER BEING FUCKING DEAD
blizz really hurt my feelings with that one
>>163489708
GIVES US BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163489447
I fucking hate Blizzard so god damn much
>>163484907
>Reaper
Flip of a coin, as long as my wraith form isn't on cooldown
>>163489708
>mfw my computer auto-corrected to legionaries
Ave, true to waifu.
>>163489708
chinese new year
>>163490015
They're designed to return each year, that's part of the reason they're called the summer games.
>It's another "Whoever gets D.Va first wins" episode of random heroes
>>163484907
>tracer
It's 'alive" all over again but instead of a hot french assassin its a fat australian.
>>163490308
You really think that could happen? Literally no one knows or cares about that
>>163490015
>Why would the summer games return?
because they said they would?
they'll just add skins for other heroes
>>163489708
She already has one of the best Legionaries in the game.
>>163490409
Other blizzard games celebrate it and they said mei was getting something special early in 2017.
>>163490308
I doubt it. My guess is we get a couple skins. Maybe a comic if we are lucky.
I bet we won't get another "event brawl" for a few months since the christmas one is finishing and oasis is being released in January.
>>163490316
No, the entire reason is that they didn't have the license to use the word 'olympics'. That's something you have to pay bucks for the jew for before you can put it on your commercial product like a video game.
>>163490441
Hairstyle rules that one out
>buy 24 loot boxes
>get the skin i want on the very last one
thanks for the 4 mei duplicates
>>163490441
That's not Junker/Scavenger.
>>163490525
Sure man. Blizzard lied about having the summer games every year because you said so.
>>163490409
They mentioned that Mei is getting a skin early 2017. Chinese new years is January 27th 2017 and Mei is Chinese.
So they're probably going to do something for Chinese new year. Though I have no idea if they're going to give skins for Hanzo, Genji, and Dva since they're not Chinese.
>>163490409
they already said Mei is getting something for chinese new year
doubt they'd give only one hero something for a holiday, and february doesn't have new content because January will be Oasis
>tfw there will never be a workshop feature for overwatch skins
>>163490671
>I don't know why the Dragon and Rabbit themed heroes would get skins for a holiday celebrating zodiac animals
Notice how there's also a PIG, a RAT and a MONKEY
>>163490672
>>163490671
>tfw instead of blue getting a valentines skin ching chong nip nong is getting another shity legendary recolor
Feeling pretty blue right now guys.
>>163490802
she'll probably get a geisha skin
>>163490789
>>163490671
>>163490465
The FUCK? Is this a thing because lots of Chinese played WoW or something? I guess they should do something for Korea now too.
>>163490789
who's the cock
>>163490789
But who would get the monkey skin?
Surely not winston.
He's an ape
>>163490885
wrong culture
>>163488897
i bet you like having you're boipussy rammed by thick bull cock, huh fagboi? ;)
>>163490925
Ganymede
sluts
>>163491020
please remove zarya from any and all future sexy OW images thank you
>>163490921
Wait a second.
There is hope.
Only wow celebrates chinesse new year. But Wow and heroes of the storm have had a valentines event.
S more blizzard games have had a valentines event then a Chinese new years event.
>>163491113
they literally said they aren't doing valentines
What is this shit man?
>>163490135
>>163491092
big girls need love too
>>163491020
zarya fucking ruined this
>>163491020
Theyre just doing a silly facie
>>163491020
Pharah is sad because she knows she doesn't belong there.
She's pure.
>>163491230
I hope in /owg/ we all have a consensus that Symmetra is hilariously broken.
Is there an important military date in April/May/June?
I have a feeling they're going to do an event with skins for different country's militaries, old school
This shit game made me want to hurt people.
So I quit and uninstalled.
It's made such a difference. Everything is better now.
My advice is to bail sooner than later, the game only makes you so angry because you are aware of how bullshit it can be.
>>163491374
>yfw on July 4th Soldier 76 is going to get Soldier 1776 skin
I've hacked into Blizzard HQ.
>>163491326
>Symmetra
>broken
She's no quickscope Widow.
Give her shield generator a one minute timer and make symmetra gun only deal a maximum of 90 dps
There, foxed while still viable
>>163491323
I Agree, she doesn't even know whats going on,
poor thing is retarded
>>163491516
at least widow had to aim
>>163490789
could you imagine being born a year later and getting a shitty snake instead of a badass dragon
>>163491483
but you don't want to leave us do you?
>>163491543
Do not be rude to the purest pls.
>>163491570
y-yea...
Where are my monkey bros at?
Is 3v3 the only worthwhile brawl?
>>163491547
>implying widow's from diamond and up aren't filthy aimbots
>>163491374
5 de mayo for Reaper/Sombra?
>>163490556
No it doesn't.
Hair buns arecute
>>163480834
I'm not that good as Ana so I pick Mercy if I end up being the healer
I wouldn't before her nerfs though, I'd just go Zen and pray Lucio is keeping it juiced too
I want to have babies with Pharah
>>163491676
Mystery Heroes is fun for practicing heroes you'd never thought you'd pick.
That's how I got introduced to McCree
>>163491736
Cease
>>163491583
No I'm absolutely gone from here, I just stopped by to deliver a message.
You know the eventual outcome, this general will be left to the common degenerates- the waifushit fags and shippers, and that is all.
In a couple of months even me ooga team booga and ENUMBREposts will be gone from here.
prediction of content for the first half of 2016
>January
Oasis
>February
Mei skin for Chinese new year
Valentines skin (and only a skin)
>march
new hero
>april
easter skin for d.va (and just a skin)
>may
something to celebrate overwatch's launch.
bear in mind I am not saying there will be an event for valentines or easter just 1 skin and maybe a few emotes for a couple heroes.
>>163490789
There isn't a Monkey in Overwatch though.
>>163491606
do you think the other girls are trying to turn her into a slut?
>>163491662
>playing badD.va
>>163472417
>>163472448
>>163472497
>>163472560
>>163473006
>>163474235
>>163474287
>>163475926
>>163476217
NONE OF THESE A FUCKING FUNNY
>>163491326
The only thing she needed was having all of her turrets available at the beginning the damage boost was stupid
>tfw 3673 SR but have a negative winratio
:3
>>163491816
>two months with nothing but three skins between them
>a new hero ready by march
i can guarantee you that events are going to be every other month
>>163491662
>used to love winston
>triple tanks start appearing
>roadhog completely shits on you
>D.VA chases you until you're dead and had a health buff as insult to injury
>ana sleeps you and sends someone to finish you off in one swoop
Being winston is suffering, I had to stop using him
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
>>163491816
>2016 is already over
>Chinese new years is in January
>they said no skins for Easter
This is how I know you're shitposting.
>>163472315
this is too cute jesus christ
>>163491829
Probably.
But she must resist.
>>163491946
Not no skins.
just that easter won't have an event.
>>163491932
You can make anything work in this meta if youre good enough..Except Sombra.
>>163491892
draws are counted as losses
almost everybody who's not still climbing(and nobody climbs forever) has a negative winratio
>>163491909
Considering the next new hero is already at the art department it won't be too much later than that.
Do NOT post pictures shipping Tracer to other characters
She belongs to Emily!
>people who only play ranked in S3 when it's always 3 tanks, 2 healers, and le sight-seeing man
How do you delude yourselves into thinking S3 is any fun due to the boring-ass meta?
>>163491869
how bout this
>>163492060
>>163492008
Holy shit Anon you're right.
There is hope for a new Dva skin.
>>163492060
I agree with this only so it ends widow/tracer
>>163491892
>negative winratio
I'm assuming you mean more losses than wins. Winratios are always between 0 and 1, and cannot be negative.how did you end up in master
>>163492060
>implying Tracer isn't a slut
>>163474063
>LGBTTQQIAAP
>heterosexual (or at least not hetero-romantic).
>homosexual or bisexual (or even pansexual)
i swear to god they're making up new terms for mental illness everyday.
THERE IS ONLY LGBT, THE REST IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
N E W T H R E A D
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>>163492262
Im on it senpai
>>163474807
that new tracer nerf is really fucking the game up huh
>>163492229
this
>>163492215
>I'm assuming you mean more losses than wins
Well yeah, sub 50% wins is generally considered as negative, I'm 22-2-24
I was high Master last season, placed at 3600 despite being 4-0-6 in Placements, just managed to linger around I guess
>>163492253
Bisexual is part of LGBT so she still could be that then, ignoring the rest
>>163475607
>socialist
>red
pick one
>Maining sombra to learn her even if rank drops to silver.
Is this a noble endeavor?
>>163478398
with the retarded sjw america that we live in today, i doubt we will ever see another (western, of course) character like her ever again
>>163492606
You're throwing the game, if I was your teammates I'd be pissed
>>163478938
>that face
KEK
overwatch more like overbotch
>>163476572
sleep tight reap tight
>>163487258
>>163487431
They're Fucking morons. I guess I better master her spray pattern like you have to do with mcree
>>163476116
I truly don't know
>>163474909
Emily FOR SURE
When will we get less lesbians and more Sombra/McCree?
>>163478482
Fucking pleb haha