/owg/ - Overwatch General

shipfags, waifufags and tracergays

please fuck off

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Reminder: elo hell doesn't exist. You're in the rank you belong

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Tracer!

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Cutest and bestest pairing

>>163449219

FUCK YOU
Meta heros are boring
I will never follow your shit meta
>getting reported for not being the 4th/5th tank
fuck off

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>>163449297
I love Hanzo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdX6XfHEqE

>>163449328
>i was completely wrong, better through ad hominem around
pathetic waste of oxygen

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Reminder that Genji X Mercy is confirmed and canon.

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>>163449317
Blueberry is best, loyal girl.

>>163449297
But why?

>>163449354
wrong

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>>163449354
>>163449354

>>163449401
Kill yourself you goddamn chink endorsing shitcunt.

>>163449514
Reminder Chu is writing his fan fiction instead of a good story

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>>163449514

>>163449514
Looks like he's writing in fucking japanese.

>play 김치
>get play of the game
Cool meta

>>163449574
So did Metzen and so does every Blizzard writer ever. That's why their stories are lame as fuck.

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He vuelto

>>163449463
Tracer.

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>>163449542
Blue is perfect even when not blue

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>>163449514
>>>/r/asianmasculinity

Mercy belongs to blizzard because she is not real

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>>163449460
>I-I better not let him think I gave up on the argument
Eat shit loser waifus are here to stay and there is N O T H I N G you can do about it

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>>163449581

>>163449751
I'm sorry what does this have to do with overwatch?

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Hey you! Yes, you!
You can do it! Never give up! Whatever you're trying to achieve, you will eventually with hard work! Go show the world what you're worth, friend!

>>163449852
Thanks Tyrodin, you're the best!

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>>163449852
ill do it, tanks Rein

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Repostan for new bread.

>>163449105
>Paladins

Lowrez managed to do that just fine on their own.

>>163449304
>Dirty Bomb

Splash Damage has been keeping the game on life support for far too long for it to spark any interest anymore, it would be better to just pull the plug. Shame really, it has been the only multiplayer game in years I've truly liked

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Why is Tracer friends with Winston?

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Remember to bully all your Reapers

>>163450095
Winston saved her life. He made that chronal thingy,

>>163450095
His dick is only two inches long, so it feels like getting a clit rubbed up against her cunny.

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>>163449754
what argument? again, where did i imply or say that people were not talking about the game, you humongous dullard?
please link me to the post or admit that you were talking out of your ass, tumblrfag. attention span of a fucking fly, i swear. no wonder you have to use fictional characters as a tool for escapism, no way anyone with an attention span that low is successful in life.

one reason i hate you retards is because you don't produce OC, you just repost art others have created over and over again. it is shitting up the thread. go back to your tumblr hugbox, faggot.

>>163449581

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>>163450121

>>163450118
So is emily gonna get winter soldier'd like widow or just killed?

Does anyone know of an good d.va/Hana porn?

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>>163450174
Not gonna read all that shit, have another girl picture
#staytriggered

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>>163450174
does this counts as OC?

Y>reaper mains
lol

>>163450339
Latter I hope. Chu delivered a free "be happy" card to Tracer, but she's a heroine. Rules of conflict demand she work for her happiness. Emily's days are numbered.

>>163450392
you are the cancer that is killing 4chan.

>>163450402
sure.

>>163450410
What did he mean by this?

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>>163449401
Yes.

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>>163449581
Whoever gets the reference wins 1 free (You)

I don't like how mentioning D.Va on 4chan makes her name into a blue hyperlink.

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KEEP
THE
DREAM
ALIVE

>>163450368
bruh just use google
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Overlook%20source_filmmaker/1

>>163450174
>OC
I have OCs but you guys probably don't want to see them

>>163450174
>what arguement
>brings up fallacies when there isn't an arguement
either way you're retarded now, enjoy your catch 22

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Every thread I see anal pain and I'm reminded that Chu sneaked ANOTHER piece of hard evidence confirming what I've been saying all along into the most recent comic.

Can't help but kek. Who else is winning here?

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>play comp with a guy
>sounds like he's in his twenties, so I add him
>he's close to Masters so I tell him not to queue during the morning to avoid kids
>"I'm a kid."
>tell him I mean kids who are under 15
>he tells me he's 14

>>163449852
Thanks, ReinhardtAnon! It's always so great to see you here!

>>163450543
show it

>>163450554
if one participant is inventing bullshit and starts attacking a strawman there is no argument. there's only fictional bullshit left, not an argument.

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>>163450463
Hahahaha this is an anime site you dummy it's fueled by girls and waifus
Go back to the darkweb or some shit I dunno

>>163450638
Aren't you embarrassed about hitting on him now?

>>163450517
I know the source but the pairing is cancer.

>>163450494
Anyone who looks at character select screen and chooses reaper should be banned

>>163450638
he's fucking with you

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>>163450676
this guy gets it, worshiping fake girls is stupid and retarded, but that´s the way it is

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>>163450481
>Songs stop playing after few seconds

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>>163449917
I feel partially honored that you think I'm that well known, haha!

>>163449946
Hey now friend, I know that might be a joke, but please, if you suicidal or depressed, talk to someone about it. Get some help. Do it for you.

>>163450639
Hello, friend!

>>163450672
>I dont know what a fallacy is
the purpose of fallacies is to construct and adhere to an arguement you are insisting doesn;t exist. Without an arguement, calling a fallacy is just like building the outline of a house and expecting it to offer any kind of protection from the elements. you are either in an arguement and the other person is being a faggot, as you mentioned you aren't. or you are not in an arguement and you called a fallacy, which is retarded as screaming arguement ad populem when everybody lobs snowballs at you at receess

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>>163450676
>says it's an anime site
>procedes to repost shit tier western art in an attempt to "trigger" people
still shitting up the thread, i see. actual cancer right here. if you don't see how you are the problem there is really no hope for you left.

>>163450527
But it was dead at the start? What dream?

>>163450810
Have you never run into kids who sound like adults, anon?

>sombra will never hack ur dick
kek
http://rule34hentai.net/image/201672

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>>163450802
Why though?

>>163450823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEuCcywh12Q

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What's this guy with the vomit fetish even bitching about?

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>>163450860
Hahahaha why don't you just report me and get me banned hahahaha or turn your computer off and walk away hahaha

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Who's this assblasted nigger crying about waifuposting in /vg/? We waifuposters already won in the weeks before the game launched.

>>163450960
they're useless
give me your elo, shitter

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Pharah is a lesbian, and has a crush on Mercy!
Mercy is a straight woman, a normal human being, not a degenerate like Pharah.

>Lucio vs Symmetra will never get focus

>>163450121
>Tumblr draws Reyes more and more brown every time I see him

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>>163451146
then you should post the superior girl

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>>163451027
>Reeeee stop posting about video game characters in a video game thread

>>163451172
She's a racemixer though.

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>>163451210
GIVE ME EDGY TALON TRACER SKINS BLIZZARD REEEEE

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>>163451208
>superior girl
>posts an inferior girl (and sniper)
What did he mean by this?

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>>163451210
>Talon Tracer

>>163450121
I really hope Doomfist is the fourth member of the villain gang

ESPECIALLY if he's Terry

how do i get gud at rein
i mostly just hold right click for like 80% of the match and press e occasionally

>>163451275
in the future we either fuck cyborgs or robots

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>>163451290
It would make no sense in the game's lore but then very few Legendary skins do
I'd also like to see Overwatch Widowmaker or Reaper and Talon Ana and 76

>>163451027
I wish hanzo main teammates upon anyone who uses that highlight intro.

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>>163451303
Mercy is a slut, everybody around here knows that

>>163451374
I think he'll be a more violent Omnic who believes robots
>sorry: OMNICS
are superior

>>163451392
I wish all Reins were like you instead of charging right into the fucking enemy group

>>163451392
Then you're doing your job. Press Q once they're all bunched up and have no shields, and you're good to go.

>>163451471
there is nothing wrong with hanzo main though

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>>163451392
As rad as this old dude is, he's like the opposite of being hard to play, it'll all get obvious with time
basics:
>Firestrike when all is safe (There's no McCree/76/any other ult negated by your shied)
>Firestrike all junkrat tires for that easy shutdown+10% ult
>Charge when you know you can also get out (You don't necesarilly need the kill on a roadhog for example, but you do need to be alive, so don't charge a single tracer into 4 enemies)
>Walk forward with your shield
>Actually walk forward with your shield
>Don't stand still with it
>Please just walk, friend
>Remember that your earthshatter gets blocked by barriers (Enemy Rein, Winston, Zarya bubble, no idea about Symmetra shield)
And that's like all you really need to know to be a basic reinhardt
now go young crusader, and show the world what you can do!

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>>163451427
>It would make no sense in the game's lore but then very few Legendary skins do
Precisely. It would just be for fun.

>Overwatch Widowmaker
It would look so good too.

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>>163451208
fixed that for ya anon.

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>>163451303
People with taste like their women like their toilet paper after wiping, a nice shade of brown!

>>163451392
This is about 90% of playing Reinhardt anyway. Charge is a bit overrated unless you can guarantee a squash or multiple environmental kills, and even then, it's best after an ult. Also, don't be afraid to take cover and heal your shield if need be.

So I'm already seeing golden weapons in pretty much every game. When will the make new rewards? I'm currently farming comp points, close to 3000 again, so when the time comes I can immediately buy it.

>>163451510
pretty sure he's going to be a black dude because people would get mad as fuck when Africa's hero isn't the second black guy in the entire game

imagine if Europe's hero was Muslim

>>163450860
That image was actually drawn by a Korean.

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>>163451563
Brown girl of ambiguous race when?

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>>163451498
No! Mercy is a nice lady! The only penises she ever touched was Genji's and Reaper's when she rebuilt them.

>>163451593
Nothing new this season and unlikely for season 4 as well according to Kaplan

>>163451593
they should have made golden weapons grandmaster+ or top 500 rewards, then had a bunch of cool looking sprays, voice lines, emotes, ect. sold for comp points.

>>163451623
>Africas hero
Ana and Pharah are African, you know that, right?
Also: the letters under his poster are written with the Omnic symbols
unlike the other two Doomfists who have human-names

>>163451679
she touched genjis penis more then once.

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I'm in love with Gabriel Reyes!

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>>163451560
still better than the mind broken whore

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>>163449803
Fucking saved.

>>163451774
>>163451679
>not having a cyborg-ninja boy toy with a vibrating dick
plebians

>>163451623
There's nothing to say Ana or Pharah couldn't be Muslim. Hell, we have a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Shintoist, a American; it's not too farfetched to assume any hero might be religious behind the scenes.

>>163451183
>No one but Tracer, Winston, Ana and Soldier will ever get focus

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They are cute together.

>>163451774
once when she picked it up to put in a cooler so it doesn't rot, and again when she stitched it back together

>>163451943
I'm surprised there isn't much art of them. But maybe it's just not being posted here.

>>163451679
Mercy had to give that Genji dick a test drive to make sure it was working well.

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>>163451876

>healslut who abandoned her daughter and husband calling best girl a whore

>>163451774
Especially after the enlargement and vibro function she gave him that were "totally necessary to his survival" when healing him.

>>163451943
i hate the fact that she is a literally unknown no name, its like when you meet someone new

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Daddy is here!

>>163451913
Ana is pretty obviously a hardcore Muslim in her age, she has a burqa(?) on underneath the black hood

Who is actually Hindu? Symmetra?

>>163452039
Yes, when it was detached. Dildos are fun

>>163451678
Allison Stokke is just half Italian or whatever.

>>163452019
Go to /u/, it's all being posted there.

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>>163452086
a-ana is not a healslut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>163452131
Yeah, Symmetra was raised heavily under Indian culture, which is how she learnt to create hard light structures through traditional dance. Also her Legendary skins are a fairly big giveaway.

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>>163452131
>Ana is pretty obviously a hardcore Muslim in her age

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>>163451934
Don't forget the Talon Trio and their shenanigans

>>163452131
>hardcore Muslim
>didn't use acid to burn off her tattoo
>doesn't have a male escort everywhere with her
>didn't stone Pharah for being a harlot
Okay

Man, this general went downhill real fast. What happened to the gameplay discussion?

Is Symmetra viable now? Where is Oasis?

>>163451913
>we have a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Shintoist, a American
what the fuck does the american religion worship

>>163451152
No because you're rude

>>163452373
cowboys

>>163452357
Oasis is next month's patch

>>163452353
This reminds me of that scene in the Incredibles

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>only 1 omnic hero
for real tho, and they are such a big part of the game story

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>>163452247
all female healers are heal sluts. It's even canon that Ana was jack's "assistant" while she was raising pharah. and once she was old enough Ana left to keep giving jack the "healing" he needed.

>>163451943
Will we ever see her in the game? Maybe in a spray, or a photo somewhere?

>>163452131
>burqa(?)
Hijab, albeit a sloppy one.

>>163452373
George Washington.

>>163452439
Cool. Have you played it already? I don't have the PTR installed.
Is it another Eichenwalde or is it ok?

>>163452467
Is Bastion not a hero? A villain?

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>>163452357
>playing the game

>>163452467
bastion

>>163452131
If Ana was a conservative Muslim, she would not eat food made by Symmetra

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>>163452564
>>163452585
not a omnic

>>163452597
Since when have any of the heroes shared cooking?
I really want to see it now though. Big 'ol Overwatch picnic.

>>163452693
But that's wrong.

>>163452572
Why are you even here if you don't play the game? Why not go to >>>/aco/ or one of the other drawn art boards if you want to post your waifus? Why come to a board dedicated to video game discussion? This boggles my mind.

>>163452693
fuck off why is it called the omnic crisis if they fought with bastions and he's not an omnic

>>163452745
"Originally created for peacekeeping purposes, Bastion robot units possessed the unique ability to rapidly reconfigure themselves into an assault-cannon mode. But during the Omnic Crisis, they were turned against their human makers, forming the bulk of the omnics' rebel army."

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>>163452357
>he plays the game

>>163452803
because the omnics controlled the bastion units

>>163452731
>>163452731
who of them is the picky vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow?
or the lactose intolerant hero?
or the hero who can't eat nuts?
strawberries?

I have a question

>>163452749
Not them but /aco/ is just /d/ mark 2.

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>>163452086
>Ana abandons her family because she failed one mission
>Widow still grieves her husband she was forced to kill against her will and it's a touchy subject for her

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>>163452907
Ask

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>>163452815

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>>163452749
>he thinks this thread is about gameplay discussion

Is it true all the pro players are taking adderall and the tourneys don't bother testing for it?

>>163452357
>actually playing the game
I'm with the others I took a break to play other shit until the new map hits. Really no intensive until then. The new skins are shit. I'll probably just buy one before the event ends.

>>163452870
I thought the God A.I's controlled the Omnics?

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Would buffing Winston barrier to be on Cooldown right after deployment and making his Tesla cannon do extra damage vs. shields be too much?

In a tank centric meta Winston is slowly phasing out to everything but KOTH thanks to dva, Zen, sym, and 76 buffa

>>163452883
I wonder if Reaper or Genji even CAN eat.

>>163452960
How do I get better as Mercy?

>>163453005
>calling the yeti and the nutcracker shit
bad taste t b h

>>163452962
That was literally from the blizzard website.

Wiki ain't always right.

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Seagull !

>>163452140
She had to make sure it made him feel good, though. No way to do that if he's not wearing it.

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>>163452523
It has a neat look and some decent variety for the points. I'm not the biggest fan of koth but it was enjoyable enough that I didn't mind.

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>>163453054
I can't answer that, sorry, friend.
Have this fun comic instead!

>>163453021
I can see his shield being made much stronger again now that hero stacking is no longer a thing, outside of meme mode.

>>163452357
>playing the game

>>163452572
>>163452821
>>163453005
mah niggas

>>163449401
I'm not sure where this ship came from, but I like it.

>>163453084
I never said nutcracker was bad. That's the one i'm buying and that's it.

>>163451539
wait you can firestrike junkrat tires
holy shit i never even knew lol i thought that u couldnt hit them

>>163452929
i wish widowmaker had good legendaries

>>163453050
Genji probably has some sort of nutrient paste, the only thing he can 'eat' anymore
Reaper eats souls
>or maybe inside the lore he just sucks out peoples blood or lifeforce or something
>I think it was stated somewhere that he leaves empty husks behind

>>163452883
>vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow
This is the second time I'm hearing about this. Is this actually thing? First time I heard of it I thought it was just a nutty person. What do they eat? Dust? Sunshine?

>>163453172
That's okay. I wasn't sure where I was going to go with that first post, any way.

>>163453090
The Bastion units were part of the Omnic army. They're omnics, you fucking retard. They have some semblance of sentience, even if it's not anywhere near the level of a human or more advanced omnic.

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>>163453137
>golden gun Sombra

>>163453054
Jump and dodge a lot, run away once the enemy makes a push and you have Ult, come back to res everyone. It's effective but boring as fuck.

>>163453117
THE GENJI GOD

If you honestly think Bastion is a omnic you should take the rope way

>>163453275
first time I heard it was the Simpsons
I just wanted to make the old joke
>it's the episode in which Lisa becomes a tree hugger and gets a crush on a vegan

>>163453294
She will be the next mandatory pick after she gets buffed and Ana nerfed.

>>163453317
>gengi
>good
>ever

>>163453294
>not buying golden guns sarcastically because they are gaudy and look awful

I'm still on over 6000 points and I don't plan on using them.

>>163453294
It's just PTR, you fucking retard.

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>>163453294
It's ptr m8, not like it mattered.

>>163453276
Anon. The blizzard website calls them bastion robot units. Not omnics.

>>163453276
They were first peacekeeper machines, they weren't created for the army

>>163453117
unfortunately not a /cgl/ who turned to streaming to support their expensive lifestyle

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Is this accurate Mercy mains?

>>163453137
>jumppads
This looks like it would get you sniped instantly. I hope they hurry up with the update, I can't wait. Honestly I was expecting the map for Christmas. I don't care much for cosmetics and this game really needs more maps. Antarctica was pretty good, though it lacks some pickups in my opinion. Something like double damage or at least healthpacks, so you actually have a reason to move out of your spawn.

I wish they'd just allow community maps. But it seems like Blizzard cares more about polished, high quality content, rather than quantity.

List mains you laugh at and always report
>gengi
>pharah
>widowmaker
>reaper
>sombra
fuck these fuckheads

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I don't get Reaper, everything in this game is based around technology, the only weird thing is Hanzo's dragon, but other than that the rest seems fairly logical.

But then there's Reaper, who can teleport, de-materializes "consumes souls" and can create guns out of nowhere. How does that make any sense?

>>163453540
Fuck no, Mercy prioritizes DPS.

>>163453570
NANOMACHINES, SON

>>163453570
he's made of nanomachines

>>163453570
The guns thing is a reloading joke that's only really been shown in game. Outside of the game I haven't seen him carry more than 4 of them.

And how he works isn't explained, only that he was experimented on to be this way. Who knows what it is exactly and we probably won't find out for a long time.

What's more important his is back story before we start going into his stupid mutations.

>>163453570
Nanomachines, son


also >OW >Lore

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>>163453560
>reporting people for playing the game

I seriously hope this doesn't get them banned. What a dick move.

>>163453570
I'd guess Talon got hold of Mercy's tech and tried to use it on him and fucked it up turning him into whatever he is

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>>163453570
KILL OR BE KILLED JACK, PHNOM PENH TAUGHT ME THAT

literally, he has to kill. look up his backstory

>>163453570
you don't think Zenyatta reaching enlightment and astralprojecting extra hands is strange?

>>163452926
80% of waifu posts are just cropped porn anyway.

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Very important question.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11935924

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Solo q is shit

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bitch

>>163453790
Enlightenment isn't weird and those hands are just holograms.

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>>163453632
>>163453663
>>163453714

What do you guys think of his promotional art for Morrison and Reyes? I never knew!

>>163453929
how the fuck are you supposed to play widowmaker in this game

>>163453863
/d/ is not /h/

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HOW TO FIX OVERWATCH:

Soldier:
Reduce primary fire damage by 3

D.Va:
Increase cool down delay between activating shield or revert it to how it was in originally

RoadHog:
Reduce hook hitbox or make it a projecticle with slower missisle speed

Sym:
Cut generator/teleporter health in half.

Ana:
Gernade doesn't deal damage

Pharah:
Remove from the game.

Lucio:
Boost ally healing by 15%
Reduce self healing by 25%
Right click cool down doubled

Sombra:
Can take 20 damage before invisiblity is canceled
Can pass through enemies while invis
Hacking isn't canceled from taking damage.

>>163453446
Omnics are literally robots.

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>>163453929
mmmmm

>>163454064
I don't even read posts like these desu.

>>163454032
You play her when your enemy has a significant spawn location disadvantage. Anyone who says she's useless is a plat/diamond pleb.

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>>163454064
>no reinhardt nerfs

why the fuck do people always ignore this op motherfucker? he's been a tier 1 hero since the fucking release, nerf him already.

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>>163453726
>I seriously hope this doesn't get them banned.
I doubt it, but I'm pretty sure blizzard's report system is fucking clogged to the brim with useless reports like these. Reporting someone for not playing the meta or heroes people otherwise think are required is probably among some of the dumbest shit to come out of the OW player base so far.

>>163454032
You choose her when you're in the spawn area.

>>163454262
Rein is in a weird spot cause the slightest wrong move will make him absolutely useless.

>>163454069
If bastion units were omnics the website why would the website use different language when referring to them?

>>163453880
Fuck off no one cares about your waifu shit faggot. Kill your self as fast as possible

>>163454197
>>163454274
but overwatch is such a mobile game how do you even do this
i just cant

>>163454262
>Reinhardt
>OP

>>163449374
This ruined the game for everyone. Now nobody can stomach playing that fucking dyke anymore, and Blizzard should go fucking neck themselves.

>>163454064
So this is what the birth of a new forced meme looks like.

>>163454273
>blizzard's report system is fucking clogged to the brim with useless reports
In that case it would make sense to automate it somehow. I doubt Blizz has a team of people who go through millions of reports every week.
I'd love to know how the system actually works.

>>163454489
Do you even know what a meme is

>>163454340
Anon, Blizzard literally calls him an Omnic during Q&As. Go Tweet at Chu and ask him if Bastion is an Omnic.

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mmm i dunno mmmmmmmm what if mmmmmmmmm what do you guys thinkmmmmmmm

Thanks for your feedback!

>>163454326
you mean hitting shift?

>>163454326
if they can nerf widow, mccree and genji into almost complete uselessness, why not reinhardt as well? he's been in the spotlight for far too long.

>>163454401
>Play DPS
>Can get by with Tracer, McCree, Reaper or S76
>Play Support
>Can get by with Lucio,Zenyatta, or Ana
>Play Tank
>Need Reinhardt, gotta have him, no other way.

the entire fucking game is designed around his gay ass shield.

this is a problem.

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>>163454460

>>163454664
Because he's the corner stone of the game with his shield.
It'll be impossible for attackers to get through chokes without him.

If they nerf Rein, they need to redesign the maps to benifit the attackers more.

>>163453570
He's made out of nanomachines. When he gets hurt he loses nanomachines (they're killed by the impact of whatever hurt him)

The "soulds" he collects are actually him assimilating the leftover nanomachines that his enemy used (pretty much all heros use nanomachines in healthpacks or their armour) and adding them to his own nanomachines to "heal"

>>163454536
Oh I'm also pretty damn sure it is automated. I read somewhere in one of the threads on the general forums that it's a system that's basically completely automatic until someone's got a lot of reports for the same category. Apparently if a player gets reported enough for one thing, no matter what it is, they're temporarily banned until a human being takes a look at it. I remember someone complaining for being temp banned because they kept playing Symmetra in comp (before the buffs) until they got the help desk to unban them- and that apparently happened to him multiple times.

However I think hacking reports are probably handled differently.

>>163454698
Except you can do just fine with Zarya + Roadhog or D.va. The reason he's picked so often is because he suits the "sit at the choke until you get a pick" play style.

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HOHOL UP NAH

dude

tracer's gay

lmao

>>163449374
some people do things that’s not a-okay. Like asking artists to draw Widowmaker hurting Emily. Or writing about stuffing Emily dead in a fridge and leaving her for Tracer to find (it’s a legitimate fic but I won’t provide the link).

Like, what the actual fuck you guys? We can’t even have a nice thing for one day before you all decide to act like you don’t got any goddamn common sense about you.

Emily does not deserve to be treated this way. I don’t care if you don’t like her. I don’t care if she gets in the way of your other Tracer ships. Emily does not deserve to be treated this way. She makes Tracer happy. She’s done nothing wrong.

And moving past this point, to all who are making this automatically about shipping I have the feeling you don’t understand the magnitude of what has actually happened here.

Tracer, the mascot of Overwatch, the very poster child herself that is on every box sold, is the icon of the game, is the most and easiest character to recognize from one of the most successful triple A games this year and is seen in every advertisement, has a statue of herself at the Blizzard office, and most definitely one of the most popular characters of the game is gay. The face of Overwatch is a sapphic woman…..like it’s honestly so mind-blowing and monumental that this has happened in such a positive light with such a world renown game, giving us the representation we’ve so badly wanted.

And you guys are….making this about shipping. So much to the point where you’re apparently so angry at Tracer’s canon gf that you want to prove a point by showing her hurt or dead because in your minds, Tracer only belongs with Widowmaker? Like, that’s honestly what it looks like and you guys need to C H I L L.

>>163449574
Reminder that people capable of writing good stories are not working on the videogame industry.

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>>163455007
>HOHOL

>>163454780
fair enough. i hope they'll add another character that can perform reinhardt's role, though. i'm tired of seeing him, it's always about which team breaks his shield first. we need a new tank. or a buff to winston's shield

>>163454863
Man I fucking love science fiction. I want to see this concept in a film or TV show.
Where do you guys get the lore from? All I've got is their character descriptions on the official site.

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>>163455029

>>163455029
link it

>>163455007
*right clicks for 800 damage*

Thank goodness that shit is over

>>163455180
those were simpler times

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>>163451774
And the last time was when she removed it.

>see a McCree
>he uses FOTH on anything that isn't a shield
>know instantly that he's shit

>>163455029
>Or writing about stuffing Emily dead in a fridge and leaving her for Tracer to find (it’s a legitimate fic but I won’t provide the link).
You mean turning Tracer into Kyle Rayner? People want that?

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>>163455029
SHE STOLE WINSTON'S CHRISTMAS GIFT

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>>163451887
Mercy probably gave him a real flesh cock but also made it vibrate.

>>163454927
No you cant.

DM is only 4 seconds and people seem to want it nerfed for some reason

Zarya is only 2 fucking seconds.

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>time to raise my APM!
>APM durka durka!
SHUT UP

>>163455113
Do you really not get the joke?

>>163455029
>Tracer, the mascot of Overwatch, the very poster child herself that is on every box sold, is the icon of the game, is the most and easiest character to recognize from one of the most successful triple A games this year and is seen in every advertisement, has a statue of herself at the Blizzard office, and most definitely one of the most popular characters of the game is gay. The face of Overwatch is a sapphic woman…..like it’s honestly so mind-blowing and monumental that this has happened in such a positive light with such a world renown game, giving us the representation we’ve so badly wanted.

She has a point, but it's still not a good idea to crow about it.

>>163455478
No. Was it a joke? I really don't know. Is he not nanomachines like those other people said?

>>163455029
You're on 4chan you utter wasteman

>>163454635
>keep em out for Harambe, always
what did he mean by this

>>163455458
>APM
Application performance management?

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>>163455361
>image
Is that forum post a copypasta I haven't seen or otherwise forgot, or did some real life human being type that shit out unironically?

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>>163455229
>>163455180

I almost wish the old Fan was back so tanks would have something to fear.

or just nerf the Ana jar like boring reasonable people

>>163455614
Anal Penetration Measurement

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Maybe next year, D.Vabros

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>>163455643
AuldWolf was 100% serious.

>>163455479
>163455479
we've had positive gay characters in vidya for decades, its ridiculous that people think this is a big deal
i commend blizzard for knowing their audience though

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>>163455550

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>>163455007
HOOOLD UP
*throws flashbang*
SO YER SAYIN
*fans the hammer*
WE WERE
*rolls*
SOME KINDA
*fans the hammer*
OVERWATCH INTERNATIONAL TASK FORCE N' SHIIEEETTT

>>163455560
>>163455479
>>163455361
>>163455257
>>163455169
>>163455117
It's a rant I found under widowtracer tag. I thought it was hilarious so I decided to share.

The fic is here, but it's pretty short, nothing to wirte home about
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/8929048?view_adult=true

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>>163455797
kek

ya needed killin

>>163455776
>positive gay characters in vidya
name 10

>>163455784
I know nanomachines are a thing from that game but so many people were giving that answer that I thought they were being serious.`

>>163455776
not a gay poster character, most are side characters and them being fags are like an "easter egg" you need to find

like holy shit, dishonored two? embarassing

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>>163455948

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>tank main
>ilios comp
>all needed tank roles are taken
>DPS and lucio too
>can't use Ana for shit and Zen wasn't cutting it healing the tanks
>decide to use Mercy for the first time
Well that was an experience

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>>163455881
NEVER MUCH LIKED YOU

>>163455802
I'm not afan of Emily
but she's too little of a character to actually hate

>>163454460
Oh yes, I love this tracerfag butthurt. Thank you blizzard.

>>163456005
>>163455919
you cant honestly support this
wow

these autistic cowboy memes make we want to git gud with mcree

tips?

>Winston kicks off current Overwatch story with Recall in May(?)

>NOBODY in contact with him besides Tracer

Did they just drop that plot point?

>>163456158
press e to receive free kills
"roadhog is broken but flashbang is fine" - every mccree player

>>163455710
>Mei gets a shitty recolor when it would've made more sense for D.VA

>>163455479
No one gives a shit. The fans have been gay shipping everybody. But places like Kotaku are going to screen cap random people who are upset on the forums and 4chan and pretend that this a big progressive move against the forces of oppression. Because people being upset on the internet is the worst thing ever to new media.

The reality is the fans have been creating gay porn of all the characters since day one, and they are way more creative than the inoffensive young lipstick lesbian that blizzard pushed forward with. They won't make Zarya gay, because then the same people championing them would condemn them for being sterotypical. They won't make any of the macho characters gay because male sexuality is threatening to these effete internet warriors.

Blizzard made the safest PR move possible.
The useful idiots cheered and give them free press.
The fans roll their eyes and keep playing.

>>163455919
Arcade Ganon, probably some Mass effect characters, all Skyrim marriage options, FO4 companions, the Witcher as a gay option too

>>163456207
Tracer and Emily were the only ones to show up to Winston's Christmas dinner too.

I just got this game yesterday.

Can someone explain this meta thing to me? What the fuck is the meta?

>>163449354
>get boosted from 2400 to 3200
>get to 3800 by myself a week and a bit after
>elo hell isn't real
>you are the rank you belong in

lol

>>163455029
Guess what, only a bunch of neckbeards care about OW's story and only those people will ever know Tracer is lesbian.

>>163456360
That's what I meant.

I know they foreshadowed that the team will grow by next christmas, but still, almost a whole year and nothing?

>>163453979
That's ocelot and big boss, you fag

>>163456338
>the Witcher has a gay option too
No it doesn't.

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>>163456261
>needing to be right in someone's face with 200hp is the same as being a mile away with 600hp
apply yourself

>>163456338
>the Witcher as a gay option too
No, it doesn't.

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>>163455948
>he doesn't know that anyone left from /mgg/ took refuge here because OW lore pretty much borrows all of it's elements from MGS

And people wonder why there are so many gay posters.

>>163456338
>the Witcher as a gay option too
No it doesn't.

>>163456363
Meta means the most optimal choice.

>>163456005
And absolutely nothing will change.
You know why?
Not only videogames don't have any effect on such matters, this isn't a story heavy game, in fact, it has no story in itself.
The vast majority of people who play it only care about winning matches, they don't care about the characters personality, lives or anything.

>>163456332
Kotaku being the leeches they are and suckling the teat of anything gay in the wake of a Trump presidency does not mean that Blizzard made Tracer into girls from day one with them in mind.

>>163456363
I think it means "best combination of heroes to achieve victory". It seems to fluctuate based on how the developers change/rebalance heroes. I don't pay attention to that stuff, but I think the current "meta" involved lots of tanks.

>>163456207
A little odd that they didn't at least have some filler characters in the background at Winston's place. With the new Winston/76 interaction 76 says Winston and his friends are breaking the law so I guess Tracer might not have been the only one. There's also a Pharah/Tracer one where Tracer says Pharah might get her chance to be part of Overwatch in the future.

https://clyp.it/lv5aluxp
https://clyp.it/4hcrjerr

>>163456207
Nobody really likes winston because he stinks of monkey fur. Tracer can tolerate it because she's reaking of dirty vagina herself

>>163453317
>be an avid shadder2k fan
>watch shadowburn during the world cup
>realise he is an amazing genji
>decide to watch seagul
>laughable genji at best
>this guy is currently somehow rank 4.5k

what is wrong with the ranking system lads

>>163456465
>the sarcasm of this post
kek

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>>163455948
>>163456551
>Kojima writes Overwatch
>announces there is a gay character in the game
>the gay character is you, the player

>No Easter or Valentines Day event.

Uh. So....what's next.

>>163456742
NO!

>>163456363
meta refers to the characters that are currently played in pro games, usually the 'best' or 'strongest' characters. also the strategies being used (at the moment 3tanks/2support/1dps or 2tanks/2support/2dps) refer to the pic in >>163454262

but if you don't play this game for money, you should not care about the meta and just play what you want. though people in competitive will rage at you if you don't stick the meta. that's why i avoid that mode.

mystery heroes is probably the best mode for beginners, you can find it in the arcade. you will get to play and learn all of the characters without any team mates pressuring you into switching heroes.

>>163456503
>hook is broken because it gives a close range character an option at midrange
>but ignore the fact that mccree sneezes 200 dps up to 30m
>and has to aim flashbang even less than hogs have to aim hook
>t. every mccree player

>>163456794
Death.

>>163456794
Chinese new year, which would make the talk about Mei's awesome new skin make sense.

>>163456794
Bitching about the Mei skin caused them to reveal that she's getting something for Chinese New Year , which coincidentally is at the end of January (February event probably)

That coupled with DVA not getting jack shit and the rabbit being part of the Chinese zodiac = Chinese Event

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>>163456826
NOT ME

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>hyperautistic widows everywhere

>>163456742
>Chu thinks he's Kojima
N-NANI!?