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/aog/ - Attorney Online General

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Server is 'alive' Edition

/aog/ is a place to primarily discuss Attorney Online but also Ace Attorney in general.
Whether you want to talk about your favourite cases, your favourite characters or anything else AA related, it's all welcome here.

>Recent Updates
- AOV Christmas Event is now on: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OOw-YfY6A3h2nqqBBot2zDW-w3KgSflqdiowZ9PrIog/edit
- AO2 is still in development. For more information and downloads check: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UdQOegcjhWNgR2qg5RZA9DsmlP2JztGIh_5HAsQzJJ8/edit
- Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice has been released on iOS and Android devices.


>What is Attorney Online?
In short: It's multiplayer Ace Attorney.
AO is a virtual chatroom/courtroom mix which we use to perform improvised AA-like trials, Civil Cases, Class Trials, Jury Cases and more! Choose from a wide selection of AA characters (and guest characters), pick a position (Defence, Prosecution, Judge, Witness, etc.) and dive into a whirlwind of logic, banter, theories and memes.

Come join us on our server:
Attorney Online Vidya (Dedicated)

>The Main Reference Doc (contains AO downloads, rules, FAQs, polls and more):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ihsVxLVarPMPgGcU4W81CQyv3gPkLvS63GK7k0N78Qw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>AO Quickstart Guide (joining the server, using the client, etc.):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gwg1AVZPlPAFy3aWAW28e9lH1vjIk4d8jOt3mChoy74/edit#

>Gameplay footage?
Streams typically run in the evening, US time. You can also check out recordings of previous cases via guardlytheguard and lawfuldickish on twitch.

Alternatively, you can look through our Case Archive to find completed documents and recordings of cases:
http://ace-attorney-vidya.wikia.com/wiki/Case_Archives

Previous case files:
>>162970385
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Yes, this is the thread.
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case?
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>When the doc starts to lag at how long it is
It's time to stop
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>The end of Shattered Turnabout
That fucking atmey
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>When you're 12 contradiction in and Rimes still isn't breaking down, you know you've met the wall
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>>163313246
>That Feen
>That Hobo Feen
>That everything
Perfect case.
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>>163313246
Both members of the defense did amazingly.
They completely skipped two lines of testimony in a single theory, and indicted a ghost in such a manner as it could not be simply dismissed.
10/10 case, a solid reminder the community is alive and at least breathing.
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>>163313246
>Pearls left
>Defense bypasses her leaving to indict Morgan Fey
B U N K E R B U S T E R
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>>163313246
Judge's Bro here, I was just sitting in awe through almost all of that once the def bench got going.

What a fucking ride.
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>>163313324
Rimes wasn't a wall, he just had a really long gimmick. He was actually surprisingly lenient
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>>163314632
Good gimmick too.

If anything, blame the judge for being completely useless and silent throughout.
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When do we ban all shota players?
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>>163315261
Right now
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>>163315261
What happened this time?

Is it that one cody player again?

Fuck, the shota characters are the ones I like to play the most.
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>>163315778
I don't think Cody's back.

Same. Sup, familia?
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POST THOSE MEMESHOTS
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Remember to check the Strawpoll doc every day
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>>163318790
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>>163318790
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>Witch trial
>Lead Pro steps out, leaving Co-Pro to lead
>Detective fucks up SO hard that Co-Pro defects to the defense bench
>Det IC blames the massive fuckups on Adachi
>JUTS THEN
>An Adachi comes in to randomly join the case at EXACTLY the right moment
>Literally everyone piles on him
>The person playing Adachi doesn't know what he did wrong
>Lead Pro comes back to this massive dumpster fire

Jesus fucking christ.
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>>163328663
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>>163329759

Cute
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11923795/
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trying to get back into the game, downloaded the full game, can't connect to shit
what do
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Y/N?
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>>163335445
Make sure you're using version 1.8, make sure you have all the files and updates.
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>>163335581
using 1.8
can't see how i'm missing anything if i used the full game download
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>>163335648
Any updates in purple? Download those.

As for connection issues, no idea.
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>>163335794
don't see any in purple, boss. every server just appears as Offline for some reason
who knows

thanks for the attempt, though.
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>>163335852
Did you try the favorites tab?
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>>163335578
Hmm... Is he speaking that fast? I guess he is, if he is a strange man. Plus, no blinking?
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>>163335887
yes sir! although same issue arises. server says it's Offline and clicking connect does nothing.
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>>163335934
blinking is in (a)
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>>163335976
Strange. Try to get in contact with an admin, I guess. I'll do the same.
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>>163335995
Also is anyone going to go autistic if the hat emotes of nikomina aren't the same size as the non-hat emotes of nikomina?

The game doesn't have them shown in the same scale. Here's hat.
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>>163336020
dunno how to really get in contact with them in this situation

also hey, just noticed, it's just aov that says offline. does that mean a ban, or some shit?

who knows.
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>>163336213
And no hat.
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>>163336323
Hmm... Isn't it possible to remove the hat?
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>>163336323
>>163336372
Like Trick did with Gina by removing her coat?
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>>163336281
woah! shit suddenly fixed itself!

thanks for the assistance anyway, anon!
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>>163336372
I dunno, I don't do the footage. Why would you do that though?

Most you'd get is a whole bunch of copies of the hat emotes... but without hats.

The non hat emotes are different than the hat emotes. Including her breakdown.
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>>163336595
Oh woop. Sorry. Thought you meant the hats being different sized.
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>>163336562
Howdy. A random cuck mod here. There's a small, annoying bug that sometimes the masterserver will shit it's pants for a minute or two and none of the servers will pop up. In THAT circumstance, sometimes going over to 'favorites' and connecting through the 'attorney online vidya (dedicated)' will work even if the masterserver doesn't.
Hope that helps when it sometimes goofs!
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>>163336796
didn't seem to work when i tried, but i appreciate the explanation anyway. thanks modbro!
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>>163336213
>>163336323
Niko is cute! Cute!
I really appreciate you ripping her anon, I've been wanting her for months. Keep up the good work.
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The only thing athena is good for is lewd images
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>>163337539
Same.
It's great we finally have the footage to rip her.
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Chicken Wings will never not be absolutely hilarious.
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Oh by the way I finished this too.

>Damage emotes that are 2x the time of the breakdown
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>>163339456
Oops. Wrong emote.

This is what I finished. So all that's left for niko is the hatless emotes I haven't done.
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It's been like a year since discussion of a better client and all we still have is the ability to spam more shot? Will evidence support EVER be done?
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>>163339949
I dont care at this point.

Just saying [Presents Evidence] is quicker than using it anyhow.
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Hmm.
Hmmmm.
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>>163341696

hmmm
really makes u think
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>>163342286
That nick won that case.
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>>163343239
Its 5.30 Gb
The hell did you do with your folder
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>>163343530
>35 Megabytes
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Miles Edgeworth
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>>163345294

What the fuck is wrong with his nipples?
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>Adult Maya Removal Poll
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>>163313246
Atmey here, i'm not gonna lie.
I did not think of morgan until hobofeen said something, i was literally gonna send pearls to jail for murder.
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>>163348063
What do you mean?
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>Yurohours
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https://www.twitch tv/lawfuldickish/v/108958486
Turnabout Number One just highlighted. Youtube video should be ready in about 20 minutes
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>>163351995
Oh fuck. Pearls here, internet randomly died on me. Can't believe the case turned into that.
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>>163342286
Fucking Adachi.
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>>163361615
Sorry for indicting you, but it felt perfect. The case in whole was amazing, and you were a great witness.
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>>163361279
God bless you, you madman.
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Reminder to download the Christmas Event Update from Downloads doc.
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>>163365618

precoatsanta = 28
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Machi is a poo bum
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>>163368563
take that back you fucking cunt
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oh boy he gun do it
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Has your mind been taken, today?
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>>163368769
F
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>>163368769
How many edits of this have we seen already?
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>>163369817
>Rhoda still hasn't killed itself

Not enough.
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Case on in area 4
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Remeber to bump your threads with finest moments of AO
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ten
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nine
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not this time fucker
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dead gam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzmHB8VZ6CU
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>>163369587
I was just thinking today it would be cool to have Mentok and maybe Reducto.
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Persons of ao! How often do you see evidence actually being used in case?
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>>163388221
All the time, evidence is everything.
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>>163388221

Uh... what? Literally every case, all the time?
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>>163388221
Never, fuck evidence.
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Fucking Mia.
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>>163389393
What happened?
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>>163389687
A lot of things, one of them Mia handing the murder weapon to a senile old man and shouting for him to hit her.
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>>163389947
Give me the doc. Cases where Mia is bullied are top tier.
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>>163390137
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aTQTObQlEW4PB__d2doTzZBesGBCWL3j03go7KfbANc
It's something else.
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DGS ripper here I miht hold on to these characters for awhile due to the upcoming vanilla conversion we might not need them oh well
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>>163390780
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A great case.
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>>163391229

>mia is still a retard
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>>163391340
>Gina mod was the least retarded Mia on the server.
>Gina mod the retard

How fucked is that?
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why so dead, guys?
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>>163342286
>TrumpAdministration.jpg
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>>163395963

ClintonCampaign.jpg*
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>>163396085
Both, really.

God, what the fuck happened to you, America?
You won't even be able to use the internet soon. Sad.
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alright how high is the bar for entry for this game? i'm curious about it but i don't wanna spend a billion hours learning some kind of meta or all the required inside jokes or rules or whatever.
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>>163396426
All you need is a basic grasp of how a trial in Ace Attorney plays out and after a case or too you'll be memeing it up with the best of them
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>>163396354

>what happened
>thinking big dollar don will be a bad president
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What is this? Around 23 emotes?
I'm glad I split up her and roylott.
But god damn I did not do myself a favor with this file naming.
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>>163390780
If you ACTUALLY are the DGS ripper, DGS is going to count as vanilla content.
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They are not, DGS ripper just released a few pieces of content in the previous update.
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>>163397740
Not sure if he was masquerading as Arizona (I think?) or Me but I'm fairly sure we're both not holding shit back.
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>>163397451
>Not paying attention to anything

Low information cucks will be the end of humanity.

But this isn't the place for this.
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>page 10

And we were doing so well Monday.
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>>163399126

>colon clobbered globalist is upset big dollar don is keeping the jobs in the US and enforcing the law on the illegals
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>>163402506
You've really bought into the whole thing, haven't you?
What would it take for him to lose your support?
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>>163403093

>telling the truth is "buying into the whole thing"

hot meme familia

i don't need to support him from here on, my job is done because the marxists are permanently secreting salt ever since election day to fuel me.
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>>163403481
So you did all this just to spite people?

Is that the only purpose you've given yourself in life? To inflict misery upon others?
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>>163403746

marxists aren't people so it's fine to inflict misery on them
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>>163402506
His Carrier "deal" ended in a steal for Carrier, they're still shipping almost all of the bargained jobs overseas, and they're moving to automate the ones they kept.
And Don reneged on the Wall while his companies continue to employ illegals.
What do you even have now?
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>>163403940
And you're fine with millions of average americans suffering as collateral damage to "stick it to the libs"?
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>>163404136

yes, as the libs have already killed millions.
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>>163404241
You're deluded. Insane, even.

You and your ilk must be stopped before you destroy this entire country.
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>>163404680

see:permanent marxist salt flowing
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>>163393109
Gina was never a good Mia, fuck off with this circlejerking cuck.
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>>163404951
You evil fucking bastards.
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Nikomina is 100% ripped, and her ini is all set up. All that's left is buttons, which I will do along with the other chars buttons later.

I also need to find her theme but not the extended version.
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>Characters with 2MB animations that lag the client

and you wonder why we're dying
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>>163408883
Who the hell has a 2mb animation.

Show me. The only one I know who could possibly have that big would be Rimes and his fucking breakdown.
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>Atishon's folder is 60mb

Why
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>>163409564
the majority of ga'rans folder...
thats pretty much it.
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>>163409564
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holy shit years later and I realize that thing on hobo phoenix's hat is young ema skye's badge
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>>163409972
To be fair with Ga'ran, it's a 3D character with a stupidly large amount of frames due to the hair. I'm not surprised it's large.
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>>163410219
Larry Butz's sunglasses in SoJ are the same design as Ema Skye's.
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>>163410054
>gifs that don't repeat
hate this meme desu
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>>163410054
This doesn't need to be this big but I guess they thought it was a great idea to have a frame for every little bit nahyuta moves.
>>163410456
>meme
Every fucking preanim SHOULD be set to not repeat for multiple reasons:
-Easier to set ini timing up
-Cuts errors where the client will play the first frame of the gif again even though the timing is perfect
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never mind I'm stupid
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post your face when someone has a theory
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>>163411545
>If you fall off a cruise ship

How the hell do you manage that? Were you trying to re-enact the titanic scene with like no one else around?
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>>163411545
Glad they have this page. I'm just gonna look up on wikihow "What to do now that I fell off that cruise ship"
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STOP DYING THREAD
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>>163413262
nuh
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>>163413501
Fucking stingy
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All your rips are mine.
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We need new fresh meme, like machi
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>>163415251
Machi is gay.
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Obey the rules or suffer the consequences.
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>>163414568
Oh lord
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>>163415851
Never!
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>>163416626
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>>163415251
Blahbaggins(RonDeCock): YOU CAN'T SCRIPT THIS
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>>163416648
>>163416407
>>163414325
>>163413262
>>163411921
>>163335995
>>163335578
Fuck. Some of these are out of scale of the others. DGS is fucking weird with it's camera sometimes.
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>>163411545
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>>163405016
Being the least retarded in a room full of retards isn't exactly a feat.
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>>163351995
Hobofeen here.

Give me back my time travel machine.
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Post funny / hell-like testimonies
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geez, slow down the thread guys, don't want to hit the bump limit too quickly.
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...It's been months since I was last in /aog/, tell me you worthless cretins, is it worth the suffering of coming back? Dare I indulge once more in that blissful pain and torture compounded by brief and fragmented satisfaction? Lo, my mind is shattered and unsure, though still Wesley calls to my influence...
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>>163429830
No, the people are still shitty.
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>>163429830
Lol do it faggot
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>>163432779
Not him, but it's time to let go.
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>>163431476
What happened to the Dang It special area?
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>>163434525
It's still up.
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>>163423145
Atmey here...
'no'
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When do Americans wake up so I can play this shit again?
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The fact that so many lawyers still name Gregory Edgeworth as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" defense attorney ever only tells you how far criminal defense still is from becoming a serious art. Prosecution attorneys have long recognized that the greatest prosecutors of all times are Manfred von Karma and Miles Edgeworth, who were not the most famous or richest or best objectors of their times, let alone of all times. Judges rank the highly controversial Canadian Judge over their Honors who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Defense attorneys are still blinded by commercial success. Gregory Edgeworth won more cases than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Prosecutors grow up reading to a lot of guilty cases of the past, Judges grow up remembering to a lot of irrelevant moments of the past. Defense attorneys are often totally ignorant of the not guilty verdicts of the past, they barely know the best objectors. No wonder they will think that Gregory did anything worthy of being saved.
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Say it with me
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>>163440228
Mias are the most entertaining defense attorneys to watch, some of the best moments come from them.
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>>163440228
To counter your point, the japanafornia legal system is stupidly skewed in the favor of the prosecution. With defense lawyers having to resort to even cheating to win.
Apollo justice, 4-2. Trucy fakes a kidnapping to stave off a guilty.
Phoenix Wright 1-4 maya gets herself held in contempt of court to stop the judge, which would be grounds to do so to the lawyer as well.
He lies and bluffs his way to a victory, so of course the defense would be hesitant to glorify one another, lest they be reminded of how useless they are for the most part.
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>>163440228
>>163440865

t. salty prosecutors
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>>163441071
That's a Scaruffi pasta. I mean, it's not that known outside of /mu/, but you still should've checked whether it's a pasta silly.
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>>163441706
I-I was just bantering. I-I knew that.
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>>163441706
/mu/'s a shithole
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All of case 4 of Dai Gyakuten Saiban (DGS) is now being uploaded to the mega. It should finish uploading all parts within 30 minutes or so.

There's a character I'm sure a lot of you would want at the end of part 10.

https://mega.nz/#F!w9hjTQSA!slulgQsqjWmLo-G_9XdYEQ

Thanks for the rips everyone.
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>>163444635
Another pedo shit?
If Mia channeled dead pearl, would her brest size reduce?
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>>163446231
"If Mia channeled..." shitposts are the best and most underrated shitposts.
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>>163447760
Does a bear shit in the woods?
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ten
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okay
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>>163446231
I hope not.
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>>163447760
why did you have to 404 before I could reverse search ;_;
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>>163452779
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3084633

<3
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>>163452779
i love you
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>>163453309
>loving someone because they can't reverse search

you have realy strange fetishes
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>>163453970

>>163453309
meant for
>>163453002
because i'm retarded
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Ace Attorney - Turnabout Airport

https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4046316780/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_upYwyb5KWV733

>It was a comrade who was arrested!? Win the turnabout innocent verdict!!

>Apollo Justice, the young hotblooded attorney of the Wright Anything Agency, is arrested!? And on suspicion of the murder of a powerful politician!? Amidst these tremendously infavorable circumstances, defense attorney Phoenix Wright keeps faith in Apollo's innocence and stand firm in the courtroom!!

It's finally Apollo's turn.
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>>163382743

Is there a condensed 'replay' version without any of the chat or 6 fucking hours of case progression?
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>>163455915
Not currently, but making them is a project I would really like to work on
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How compatible is this with Wine?
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OOOOOOEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO
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>>163457335
He looks like a tiny person
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>>163457414
He's in a highchair, so he can see better.
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>>163458306
It looks more like he's standing straight up in the regular chair
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>>163444635
I'll take a look at it tonight. Thanks for the footage anon.

Who's the character you speak of? I can only think of Patrick and Rola being at the end of chapter 4.
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>>163457303
HA! AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No. Stop. Get a PC that you can actually use.
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>>163457303
1.7 might've been, but I'm pretty sure 1.8 isn't, and all the servers run that.
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>>163459982
Hope this won't get me banned for some reason
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>>163459515
>dissing linux
Maximum gay.
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I think I was able to successfully resize to match the scaling of the other emote to this emote.
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>>163458547
It's casual Holmes
Also to clarify, Souseki is zoomed in differently because there's usually a model in-front of him.
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>>163462790
Don't worry. I've gotten an algorithm going for resizing emotes that are in a slightly smaller scale as seen here:
>>163462423

It's working great, until it doesn't work anymore.
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more bumps
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I AM ANON! LORD OF BUMPS!

(Seriously though. Drum up some conversation)
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>>163470082
who is best girl and why is it Ema?
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>>163470268
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>>163470268
Best girl is probably Ms. Blackquill with a strapon
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>>163473047
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>>163473584
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>>163475203
>Vaguely flesh-colored shirt
>Looks like no shirt at all in thumbnail

Did me a frighten, m8
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What a fucking server.
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>>163477506
Why are all the new memes shit
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>>163477947

because they get forced by histrionic attention whores who need to be recognized instead of happening naturally
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>>163477947
Because you don't even choose to give them a chance
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>>163477947

Because they're all OOC. It's always about either a specific player or a specific player's playstyle, it's never just ridiculous shit like 32 nonlethal stab wounds.
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Have you played video games yet today, /aog/?
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>>163478738
>Because they're all OOC
Sounds about right.
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>>163478738
I dunno, that Christmas AAI with miles and phoenix was amazingly good.
Both characters were on point, and these screenshots were nabbed by the steno.
There are of course more, but i agree the jokes need to flow naturally.
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>>163479930

Of course, but that's not a meme, just a good case. Meme is more of a specific case-independent joke, and this game is in sore need of better ones. Everyone takes shit too seriously nowadays.
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>>163481420
F
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>>163481420
machi's life is spiralling out of control
;-;
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Ok resized all the current emotes I ripped to all be to scale.
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How do I unfuck Zinc's config? His first animation is unusable, instead his zoom is there.
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>>163486219
Forget it, fixed it. Simple fix, changed firstmode to 10 instead of 12. I recommend this change be added in the next update.
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>mfw load up a doc in an area casing
>lags my pc to Hell
This never happened with the old templates, holy shit
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ATTEN-TION!
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>>163487436

Doc templates got more and more ridiculously stylized for no other reason besides AESTHETIC
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>>163487436
THAT IS INCORRECT SIR!

Docs would lag all the time even in the old formats if there's a bunch of shit in it. Google docs are flawed that way.
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>>163487771
Loaded up a few older docs, ones that had more testimony. The difference is that newer ones have noticeably more clutter, and every single inch there's another table.
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>>163488121
>>163487640
>>163487436
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR ALMOST A YEEEEAAAAARRRRR
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>>163488121
Clearly, we need someone to make a minimalist template.
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>>163488508

it isn't hard at all, you can do it yourself in 5 seconds.
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>>163488508
Literally use one that was made 8 months ago
Worked even better than the current ones.
If people want it I can post it once I clear an old case out and make it into a template
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>>163488439
This
What's the deal with half the shit in templates now?
Why the fuck do I need a bar on EVERY page that links to the different sections? I never use it. I don't believe anyone really uses it.
And if it were removed, then it wouldn't be nearly as slow, so scrolling through the whole doc would be faster than clicking the bookmark and letting it load
Half the shit in current docs could be completely removed with no ill-effect
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>>163488658
Well it probably takes a minimalist effort for a minimalist template.
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>>163488508
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bw3K0pyeL-H9v-W_zZGxv-g7NNE4y5WV_5lcIYNGKrQ/edit?usp=sharing
Here's a template from months ago. I figure it's what you'd want.
If somebody took this, compacted the character tables in pages 1 & 2 to fit first page, probably by taking the current single column design and making it 2 columned, it would be perfect.
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This man is a nervous man
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Here we go.
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>>163479427
Is that a young trucy right below Mr Hat's cape?
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>>163497110
>Trucy has a doll of her younger self
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>>163497186
>Younger Trucy
>Doll has pants

Retarded Trucyposter.
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>been seeing the weekend shill threads
>recent christmas drive to get more people
>Ah fuck it, haven't played AAO in a few years, could be fun
>drive doc from /v/ thread is simple, instructions are download full game and purple background links
>set base game to download while I sleep
>wake up, all the ones with purple backgrounds no longer have them
>don't remember which ones did beforehand
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>>163497791
>Base game
You were supposed to download the full game mate.
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>>163498367
I meant Full Game, like I said in the post

But that doesn't solve my problem since it says"Download Full Game then the purple ones" and the purple ones disappeared
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wew
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>>163498590
Anniversary, Presidential, You, and Christmas Event Updates.
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I'm doing it, I'm downloading this god-awful torturous game again for you fucks.
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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
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>>163501973
You have grown sullied in your torment dear friend, though tarry not further into that dark abyss alone, for we all suffer in good /aog/, and thus are all of equal lowly station.
>>
Reminder that voting on the Christmas Event closes tonight!

Make sure to check out the cases and sprites and vote!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OOw-YfY6A3h2nqqBBot2zDW-w3KgSflqdiowZ9PrIog/edit
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>>163503839
Will the winners be announced the same way as the Halloween one, as in shortly after the deadline in the server?
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Yes, though it might be one of the other mods handling the announcement.
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Any autists taking up the mantle of making actual Sparklin or Pywright cases out of those contest winners, like Trucy in Turnaboutland etc.?
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>>163507219
No. Not unless if the first witness confess to the murder.
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>>163507219
Highly, highly unlikely.

It would require LOGIC, the likes of which not even Edgeworth himself has ever seen.
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>>163507406
Objection, that is forged evidence!
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>>163480132
Or maybe people arent trying to spread memes. How many memes go undetected because no one screencaps that shit.

Also, lots of screencaps seem to be just screencaps of court record which are funny but long to read
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penis
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>>163507667
>>
for every life there has to be a death

think about that next time you are alive
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Why are ESLs allowed to witness?
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>>163511579

Because you touch yourself at night
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>>163510532
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>>163480132
Did anyone get any screencaps of that Rimes 9-man multiwit with his entire posse? That was a good case.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PAGE 10
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>>163516504
It was a good posse, but it didnt have good screencaps
Screencaps are one liners, you cant jam his whole 9 man white gang into it, no matter how good it was :(
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>>163516504
I got this from the same case
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>tfw your last ditch effort is to attempt communication with a mother's ghost
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>>163527741
You talking about shattered turnabout?
That shit was cash.
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https://youtu.be/vNgW_Pn0b_0
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>>163526617
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>>163540669

>even AA has namedropping
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What is happening in area 2.
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>>163541730
>the peanut invasion
>that fucking Mia
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>>163542261
>Gina mod manages to be the first good Mia we've seen in a long time
>Shitposters make everyone forget
>Frenzy and fucking Verin think that the meme Mia joke is stupid.
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>>163542442

>shitposter #1 and shitposter #2 think X is Y

literally who cares? they're shitposters for a reason
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>>163542547
If primo meme shitposters think that a certain meme is too stupid even for them, what does that say about it?
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>>163542579

nothing, because opinions and thoughts shitposters have mean absolutely nothing.

don't give them attention because they thrive off it
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>>163542584
Kristoph the fucking madman did it
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>>163542831
>verin did X
Who cares?
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>>163542993

>not knowing it's verin who samefags the thread and tries to hype his cases and accomplishments because he's a loser attention whore by now
>>
>In 3 days you'll have been here for a year
What's the best way to kill myself?
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>>163543702

>killing yourself before the god emperor assumes his throne
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>>163544031
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>>163544031
>>163544169
HYPE FOR HLD 3D SOJ PHOENIX!
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>>163543293
>Namefag must samefag because i don't like him
Man that is some salty sounding shit
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>>163544284
>It's another verin talks loudly in-game about how people don't like him and posts in the thread episode
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>>163543293
The way he keeps pointing out that it happens in the thread makes me believe you.
Everyone else has learned to ignore it but he keeps referring to it.
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>>163544394
>Asking a question ooc is talking loudly
You guys are getting lazy about this shit
At least wait for something to happen before you actually start shit.
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>>163544508
Nah.
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Finally made the Missile emotes.
Thoughts? Also, how do I submit them to be added?
http://imgur.com/a/7CeiN
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>>163544554
>Casually shitposting about someone
This is why new players keep getting chased off.
I have cased with him 4 times in the past week, and each case has turned out great.
Whatever happened to picking on people who matter, like lupa or rhoda?
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>>163544710
What about old dog Missle emote from the games ending?
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Shit fetish in area 2
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>>163544912
I figure, since other spoilery sprites like that one other animal are not in the game, we can skip it, too.
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>>163544726
>Rhoda
>Matter
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In Gumshoe wit folder, there appears to be some emotes missing, causing him to become a missingno. If that someone who still wants to fix content, please do this as well.
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>>163547471
My Gumshoe folder isn't missing anything. Maybe you had a botched download.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxU4_pEQtF_QbzFHdGlmSmFBRkE

tell me what from here you don't have
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>>163548896
There are several people who are seeing him as a missingno as well. Someone said that the objection, hold it and take that are missing.
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Our cape barok is still paper so how about we fix that?
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>>163549959
Mind telling me which area? Or having the people come to the basement when they can. It could be several people are using a botched download, or someone is using a Gumshoe from a different server or an older ini.
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>>163550090
Area 2, where the shit fetish is happening.
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>>163550154
alright, when it's recess/verdick is reached/Gumshoe starts talking I'll try and figure out what's wrong and why
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>>163550016
No.
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Natsume is finished being ripped. 24 Emotes.
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>>163550280
Fuck off, Rhoda.
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>>163552387
Wait fuck. NOW he's finished being ripped.
Forgot to actually save this edit just now.
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>>163552413
>person tries to fix a problem
>gets told to fuck off

and you wonder why this game is dying
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>>163552916
Fuck off, Lupa.
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>>163553052
>Person tries to defend a person who wants to fix memes
>Is told to fuck off

And you wonder why you're called a circlejerk
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>>163553185
Fuck off, VLS.
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>>163552916

idler gets mad whenever anyone tries to do anything content related

just shitposters shitposting, nothing new.
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>>163552916
>he doesn't know that this project is spearheaded by Rhoda
I am not lying. I am just calling out Rhoda where I can in hopes it can finally fuck off for good once.
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>>163553610
Why does it matter who is doing it? If he fixes things no one else does, how is he a bad person?
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>2 areas casing and 1 building
And to think we were worried.
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>>163554252

I hate to be Debbie Downer, but we've got not only Holiday vacations going on but also it's Friday. The fact that it's even worth mentioning that we're decently alive on a Friday is worrying in and of itself if you ask me.

Obviously it's better than just a few weeks back, but we have to keep shilling and getting new blood. It can't hurt, right?
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>>163554252
>>163555610
We've also got a large influx of new users from the successful /v/eekend all of whom seem eager to case.
Speaking of, we may want to do a similar thing on the 26th, and of course, not inform the general of it, or link to the general for it to be successful again. A good time would probably be around this time.
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>>163555610
Of course it can't hurt, especially BECAUSE it's the holidays.

As long as the updates are all merged into a single download and don't give /v/ threads a general OP, then we're good to go.
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>>163555805
>we can't inform the general about this
>but lets basically spell out when we're going to do it here anyway
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>>163556207
Saying it in the client would be the same thing. It's not an impossibility to be a thread shitposter, and actually play AO.
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>>163555805
>all of whom seem eager to case.
They're already being ruined by exposure to the people who keep pushing the meta.
>banter
>requests
>ic shitposting

It's good to have new people, but the game will still die if these aren't fixed.
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>>163557138
Fuck off Names
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>>163557138
Banter should be present, just ones down slightly, which will be helped by the removal of supports.
Requests do in fact need to be removed, detectives hate doing them, and they make cases extra complicated for everyone, especially for the 2nd witness. The defense should be able to win without requests, even inexperienced ones.
IC shitposting is something that can only be stopped by a good judge, as a judge you need to keep order, it's YOUR court. If a co or something acts like a retard, or if a witness brings out a 50 line testimony, the judge needs to tell them to either fix their act, or get out.
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>>163558487
Toned down*
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>>163558487
This. The meta can basically be summed up to:

>Trial begins. Defense takes 3 hours to cross-examine the detective. Then he's given requests that basically amount to the obvious.

>First witness. Defense either finds a contradiction that's never touched up on or fails and gets a 2nd wit anyways

>Detective comes back. Unknown fingerprints found on murdery weapony thing or other miscellaneous object

>Second witness. Second witness is forcibly indicted. Second testimony explains nothing and is usually a rebuttal to the indiction

>Defense wins due to 2nd witness confessing early
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>>163558487
You're right on all counts but nothing will change.
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>>163558487
Fuck off Names
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>>163558798

that's because AA is pretty formulaic as well

there isn't anything wrong with cases having a general pattern, as it is impossible to try and be unique every single time, the issue is resisting or refusing to change from it.
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So how 'bout those christmas entries
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No fun allowed.
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>>163559251
I agree, but requests are still fucking stupid.
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>>163559627

i agree, which is why i say its only a problem when people refuse to change.
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>>163559251
AA's formulaic, but what we're doing now is a bad formula. Our old formula was objectively better.
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Let's start a chain.

On the first day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
A Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163559251
But AA has plenty of ways to alter and mess with the formula that AO is fundamentally unable to, so we can't just keep the same formula and expect good results
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>>163560008
>>163559925

The way to change this is by casing and doing it yourself. I am trying, but i'm just one person.
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>>163559976
On the second day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Two multiwits confessing...
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163560558
On the third day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Three hour long detective
Two multi-wits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163560558
On the third day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Three potato attorneys
Two multiwits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163560983
Your's is better over this one:
>>163560926

So continue off this>>163560983
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>became a real attorney after playing ace attorney
>the real thing is boring as fuck

i've made a terrible mistake with my life lads.
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>>163560926
What in the FUCK is the context behind this image?
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>>163561610
Sorry for your loss Lupa
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>>163561610
That's because you're not in Japan.
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>>163561610
Hey at least you're making mad dosh, right?
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>>163560983
On the fourth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
Two multiwits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163560983
On the fourth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Four Adachi's shooting
Three potato attorneys
Two multiwits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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Vault Tech Calling!
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>mid-case Popeyes ad

Is this real life?
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>>163565537
>Ads midcase
>After someone docbombed another case with pizza ads

Really turns the old noggin
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>>163565639
I remember a couple months back a bot put a youtube channel link into one of our docs.
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>MULTI WITNESS

What fresh hell is this?
Is this the darkness I've yet to experience on AO?
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>>163568185

>baby's first gimmick
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>>163562110
On the fifth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
Two multiwits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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bah humbug
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>>163565769
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case?
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>>163570520
On the sixth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Six minute Oldbag rantings
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
Two multiwits confessing
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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A proper lady always bumps the thread when she has guests over.
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>>163573008
On the seventh day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Seven Adachi's Shootings,
Six minute Oldbag rantings,
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS,
Four Miles Edgeworths,
Three potato attorneys,
Two multiwits confessing,
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163571151
This looks it is look like my son if I had of a son but do not have if of because of factor I'm lost in worlds
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>>163574164
On the eighth day of Christmas, AO gave to me,
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings,
Six minute Oldbag rantings,
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS,
Four Miles Edgeworths,
Three potato attorneys,
Two multiwits confessing,
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163574408
Ah yes. We'll work on your english skills later.
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>>163573008
On the nineth day of Christmas, AO gave to me,
Nine Mias failing
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings,
Six minute Oldbag rantings,
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS,
Four Miles Edgeworths,
Three potato attorneys,
Two multiwits confessing,
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163574435
On the ninth day of Christmas, AO gave to me,
Nine shitposters posting,
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings,
Six minute Oldbag rantings,
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS,
Four Miles Edgeworths,
Three potato attorneys,
Two multiwits confessing,
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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>>163313246
>Shattered Turnabout
Could someone spoonfeed me a link, I can't seem find it in neither of the video or doc archives?
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>>163578828
On the tenth day of Christmas, AO gave to me,
Ten objecting lawyers,
Nine shitposters posting,
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings,
Six minute Oldbag rantings,
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS,
Four Miles Edgeworths,
Three potato attorneys,
Two multiwits confessing,
And a Greg with a long-ass theory.
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Can we add the version of the DD trial theme that doesn't have the intro to it?
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This chica is done too.
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>>163581309
On the eleventh day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Eleven puns and counting
Ten objecting lawyers
Nine shitposters posting
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings
Six Minute Oldbag rantings
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
two multiwits confessing
and a Greg with a long ass theory.
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Anyone want to start a betting pool on whether Thalassa will die in AA7?
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>>163581832
I can't tell if the incest would be hotter if they knew or if they didn't know.
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Welp we died.
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AND A SERVER CRASH IN THE MIDDLE OF A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
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>finish KKKase
>everyone's saying good night to based steno
>server implodes

What a way to end a case.
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>>163581783
On the twelfth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
Twelve Portsman Namedrops
Eleven puns and counting
Ten objecting lawyers
Nine shitposters posting
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings
Six Minute Oldbag rantings
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
two multiwits confessing
and a Greg with a long ass theory.
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>>163583239
Nah that's a shitty one.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, AO gave to me...
12 SECONDS OF GODDAMN RUNTIME BEFORE IT CRASHES
Eleven puns and counting
Ten objecting lawyers
Nine shitposters posting
Eight Barnham's (case?)
Seven Adachi's Shootings
Six Minute Oldbag rantings
FIVE GOLDEN ASSPULLS
Four Miles Edgeworths
Three potato attorneys
two multiwits confessing
and a Greg with a long ass theory!
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>>163583368

Wow, I'm stupid.
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Adachi did it.
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>>163583638
>>
What is your favorite breakdown /aog/
Personally I'm a big fan of Roger Retinz's
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>>163583638
>>163583689

So that's what crashed everything.
>>
How do we not have nude sprites for the slut characters yet?
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>Server goes down
>Someone tries to get a hold of Lewdton
>He's off getting drunk and doesn't care
>Server remains down forever

GG, no re
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P-please bring back the server.
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>>163583986
We cased so hard we destroyed everything.
I'll take that consolation prize and run. Not much else I can do.
Maybe LET IT DIE
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>>163583854
Because ERP is bannu
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When Lewdton comes back, he'll fix this. We know you miss your drug..
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Don't get lost in the sauce.
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>>163584437
This case made me fucking hungry.
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Enjoy your christmas, AOV
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So... what are we going to do... Pospone the cases or let it rip?
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>>163584785
Shit's dead, yo.
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Server is back up
>>
server is up
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>People whine about server being down
>Server goes back up
>Only 8 people join back
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>>163586960

It was down for almost an hour.
Most people probably called it a day after twenty minutes.
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ERP, ERP
Shitpost all the way
Oh, what fun it is to post
In a one witness case
Hey, ERP, ERP
Kicked a Lead DA
Oh, what fun it is to spam jukebox
In a one man Miles case, hey
Dashing through the thread,
The server's almost dead,
Better call a mod
Kicked by dude in red!
Complain down in the thread,
'Mods are useless' said,
Start a flame war and then go to bed!
ERP, ERP
Useless supports,
"If this case goes anywhere I'll eat my fucking shorts"
Hey!
ERP, ERP,
Shitpost all the day
What fun it is to post
In a shitpost /vg/ thread!
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Vault Tech Juror and this Juror are completely ripped. I just have one more person I wanna do before I go and call it enough. It'll be a surprise though. Guarantee it'll be all set to download for a new years update.
I'm going to do some christmas shit now, and I wish you all happy holidays!
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So who are the best defendants? AO people or memes?
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>>163590457
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>>163590457
While using existing characters like Butz or Wright as the defendant can work sometimes, it kinda miss out on being able to make 'punny' names, giving the case a bit more of a theme.
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>>163592968
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For those of you that missed it, the winners of the Christmas event are
Case: Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa Santa
Sprite: Adachi

The breakdown of the votes are in pic related

Congratulations to the winners and thank you all for participating!
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>>163596474

Rigged
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Area 2 has like 4 newbies, we need more people to start the case, please come, don't leave them hanging
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>>163603656
Need me to stick my duck in them?
>>
Need two witnesses to start in Area 2.

Many newbies there.
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>>163603656
I'm out getting drunk so no
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>>163607374
>I'm out getting drunk so no

So why are you posting?
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>>163607639
Cuz I'm shitfaced and chisposting
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>>163596474
>lazy edit wins
wew lads
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>>163610180
Stay mad Trucyfag
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>We advertised on 4*2 chan
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>>163611967
Case quality is already down thanks to them.
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>mod talks about the music in character
wew
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Knightley's vase did 9/11.
Write that down.
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>It's a Names gives up case.
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>>163613216
We've settled that music is canon IC a while ago.
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>>163614504
we never did
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>>163614692
Oh then I must've imagined every case for the past year mentioning the music playing as a jukebox.
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>>163613791

>"female" "lawyers"

we should be praising names for playing a realistic mia fey
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>>163614820
Fuck off, Names was a good Mia.
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>>163607639
because fuck you
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>The state of area 2 earlier
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>>163616845

that's a funny joke, but watch out, people mind take it seriously.
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I'll take some Adacho with nachos, please.
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Squawk! Don't forget about DL-6!
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Man, the quality of cases has hit a real hard nosedive lately.

I mean, Shattered Turnabout, The Magic of Turnabout, and Locked-Up Turnabout were great, then the next day we're got KKKase, and a literal cucking case.

I like me some memes, but you gotta have comedic timing rather than forcing it, jesus.
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>>163625743
"Forcing it" has been a problem for ages.
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>>163625743
>Expecting good cases from underage 4+4chan memers
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>>163625859
Which has been made worse by the tide of people who have no idea what dramatic timing is.

I mean shit, locked-up turnabout ended in us calling zinc an oven-dodger and him having gassed both edgeworths, but that was with fantastic timing and flair.

Instead now people just vomit one edgy joke after another expecting it to hit home, like a three year old who discovered how to make their parents giggle.
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>>163625985
I didn't expect anything good out of it.

But I was powerless to stop it.
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Something doesn't quite line up, here...

And their response was "Let the detective take care of it". The detective was at the time asking for tips on how to detective.

Everything is pain.
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>>163625743
>hating on KKKase
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>>163626441
Now who said I hated it?
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>>163626478
I guess that was my assumption because you implied it was lower quality.
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>>163626697
There's no subtlety was my implication. That's okay every now and then, but people want the same joke repeated again, which is why you see these sorts of cases pop up.

And then there are the people who want it to be SUPER SERIOUS and will shut down any attempt at any sort of fun directions with a case, rather than letting the people play the fucking game.
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>>163626792
You're talking about Conway, right?
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>>163626909
Nope. Just in general.
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>>163596474
>tfw I win first and second place

Time to NEVER do these cases.
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Wow sounds like everyone is having fun :))))
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Merry christmas to everyone!
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>>163636306
merri krismas
>>
Does anyone know how to type in those characters that the client can't recognize and make it look like I'm typing slowly? I think I need AAU for that?
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>Cases are suddenly 90% mistrials or huge edgy memefests

It's like I'm really back in 2015 December.
>>
Detective Atmey here.
I hope I didn't miss anything. This dash to the store took longer than anticipated.
I love you all.
>>
Why are Mia players so fucking worthless
>>
>>163640335
Nope, everything turned to shit after you left.

Only sexual tension between judge and everything is somewhat amusing.
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>>163640659
Because female lawyers are worthless.
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>tfw you gain a 3rd arm
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Merry christmas /aog/. here's a bump as a present
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>>163644034
Nani?! Tim? Is that you? Why you gotta keep making more work for yourself, man?
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>>163648243
nah thats not tim lol I just thought it was funny so I took a picture of it
>>
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>>163650984
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>>163651402
I miss the Lang that made the case.
I still want to redo it tbqh.
>>
Hey, anyone in christmas spirits would be willing to pass the server's music list .txt? I'm hosting some private cases with a group of friends and it would be pretty cool to have them and not copy them one by one.
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>95 line testimony
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>>163659564
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>>163661748
theres this
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>>163663004
>Playing autstic lawyer online on Christmas
No anon, go spend time with family. I hope everyone else here does the same.
>>
>>163669870
>tfw first christmas without a parent to celebrate with
>>
Merri krismasu
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>>163660296
Manfred really does have to do everything
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Ini problem with Evil Manfred - his dead emotes are not properly named as the ones in his char.ini.
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Look at these two, what a cute romantic couple!
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>>163681563
Cute.
CUTE
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>>163681563
Pearl seems really sick of her shit.
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Any ecchi content for xxxmas?
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>>163681563
Yuri loli is CUTE
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>>163681890
>>163682510
>>163685215
Pearls and Trucy are going to get married one day!
>>
Guys, I saw that blue-suited defense attorney walking out of the LAPD detention center like a day after Edgeworth was arrested for that murder.

You don't think...
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>>163686583
He'll cross examine a parrot in some courtroom shenanigans? Nah...
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>>163686961
>Cross examining a parrot

Are you fucking retarded? Von Karma is gonna shut down all of Wright's tricks. He won't last 3 minutes.
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>>163687328
But what if Von Karma's involved in all this?

It's a goddamn conspiracy, man!
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>>163690575
>Muh forged evidence

Only butthurt Edgeworthfags think Manfred ever forged evidence because they can't fathom the possibility that one man can be so honorable and efficient that he goes undefeated for 40 years.

Miles Edgeworth is a real scumbag, he ACTUALLY forges evidence, and Manfred is gonna put him in his place tomorrow.
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>>163691180

von Karma is a plague on this legal system and the fact that he's going to turn his scummy tactics on his "prodigy" protege just goes to show you that you reap what you sow.
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>>163691693
>Raymond Shields, the literal who riding on Gregory Edgeworth's coat tails and defending guilty men.

Manfred is right about defense attorneys, they're all cockroaches.
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>>163691825

Even the guilty deserve fair trials, defense attorneys don't try cases to feed their egos, von Karma.
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>>163692293
>Pretending to hold the moral high ground in criminal law, a profession littered with scum, shady dealings, and a complete lack of ethics.

Defense attorneys who delude themselves with talk of "fair trials" for guilty men and women are rightfully scorned by civilized society.
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>>163692568

>blaming Defense Attorneys for their lack of ethics in the current dark age of the law

Maybe if Prosecutors hadn't been coaching witnesses and forging evidence for years this reaction wouldn't be necessary.
>>
Die Hard themed case in area 3
Judge, Stenographer, and two witnesses needed.
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>>163692723
>Defense attorneys casting blame on others instead of taking responsibility for their actions.

Once again the stereotype of the selfish, morally unscrupulous criminal defense lawyer is confirmed.
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>>163692995

>implying even before the dark age of the law defense attorneys didn't need to stoop to the Prosecution's level just to make sure an innocent man went free
>>
>>163693161
>Implying that Hammond needed to claim insanity and ruin a man's life for the sake of his record.

Yanni Yogi was a guilty man who got off scott free because of that underhanded tactic. Defense attorneys would have you believe that the prosecution putting murderers behind bars is morally wrong.
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>>163693161
>Yanni Yogi
>>>>Innocent

He was locked inside an elevator with an adult and a young boy, and unless you want to say that a fucking ten year old kid shot his father, Yanni is LITERALLY the only one who could have done it.

Fucking defense attorneys. I bet you'd try to argue that some mysterious third party outside of the elevator opened it up and shot Gregory.
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>>163693647
>>163693379

Yanni Yogi was innocent, trust me, I'm the ghost of Inner Greg
>>
Merry Christmas/aog/.
To those casing today, good tidings to you.
Holy shit splitting headache from late night tournabouts.
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>People casing on Christmas day
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>>163701643

>38/200
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>>163701643
Most of them are afk.
>>
>>163701643
Its a shame tho, /v/ thread seemed hype for turnabout goodbyes...
We could've reproduced it, even though it's a question how truthful would it be, and not just endless shitpost
>>
There is currently a server up to test out a new server that is being written, it is up as AOV Test Server

If you can, please go there and attempt to break shit. It doesn't have all the features we have currently, this is just to test its ability to handle users.

Spam music, chat, switch areas and generally try and fuck with it.
If you notice anything fucky please post it in the thread.

And a Merry Christmas to you all as well!
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>>163706628
I'd love to, but my client's fucked. The favourites tab works, though.
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>>163706628
Did we crash it?
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>>163707179
>Did we crash it?

I'm being told it's being periodically restarted for minor changes.

All part of the testing, keep trying to break shit.
>>
>>163707637

"my implementation of chat delay
made the delay 200 seconds between messages instead of milliseconds"

Keep doing what you're doing friends, this helps make a more robust server.
>>
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I've been rused.
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>>163706628
Just took the server down for now as I implement more things. Thanks a lot for the help! Fixed nearly a dozen bugs and got a bunch more stuff on my list.
>>
>>163709401
Fuck off Rhoda
>>
Did anyone think about using wikihows as crimescene photos?
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Just curious but why did manfred set Hammond to be killed on Christmas of all dates?
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A strange civil case in area 3.
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>>163717339
>Manfred

Edgeworth killed Hammond.
>>
Lynne: ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom admit it you have all looked a cow and said
"damn thats a fine udder
this is not because you are insane
this is because you are human
you have emotions
you have feelings

and so do animals
that is all klav
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>>163720139

When do we ban all lynne's? They are nothing but shitposters every single time.
>>
Well, Manfred forged a map.

The second witness didn't watch the case.

And now we're Ghost Trick.

Amazing.
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>>163720139
In all fairness it's a civil case on the legality of fucking animals.
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Conductor, we have a problem.
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>Leave area to take a nap
>Come back
>They're actually doing the animal-fucking case

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SACRED HOLIDAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!
>>
This is the day that Jesus was born, you fucks.
>>
>last last last last last last last last last last last last chance defense

When will this meme die?
>>
Hello i am really impressed with how you guys have turned the characters of 3D game model games of Ace attorney into sprites and I was wondering how you do it because I would really like to have the character of Hugh from case 3 of Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies into Attorney Online but it appears as though no one is currently doing so I would like to do. Simply give me the spriter program or whatever and a manual and I will be crack a lacking. I am not from your server I am from another I won't say which as to not be drawing attention to it but although the character will be made mainly for my server i will of course be a generous man and share it with you all. call it a chritmas present from me to you and also me. Please. And thankyou.

Happy Holiday. :)
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>>163725979
Most people take raw video footage and use photoshop.
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>>163725979
This is the only way right now >>163726167.
There is a much more simple and better way, but the person who first came up with it refuses to share any of their methods.
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>>163725979
We have raw footage with everything but the character edited out for you to use (For DGS and AJ only). This is in the OP doc in the "content center". Then use photoshp to magic wand the black bg out and gif it. It's fairly quick aperently. we had a guy do like 10 chars in the last week doing it. unfortunately there is no hacked footage for DD, yet. There is ipad footage though but it's hard to work with and the technique i forget. The only one who knows about it just quit being a mod out of tantrum so yeah. I think the guy who did hacked footage might have DD footage he's hiding from us because he hates us if ur from virtual lawyer simulator then theres a dude there who has it but if ur not then idk.
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>>163726670
Stop trying to cause drama. The guy who might do it with DD footage is still working on finishing his DGS and SoJ work, just be patient or help him. The guy who did the old technique didn't throw a tantrum. The only person to be mad at is the person who actually threw a tantrum and deleted the ipad DD footage when he quit being a mod because Lupa didn't let Rise in.
>>
Reminder to not take case docs and play them from the contest wait for the creators of said cases to use them.
Respect the creator I'm sure they all want to be part of/see their case be played.
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>>163729884
I'm going to impregnate Trucy.
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>>163729884
fuck you Turtowar I'm going to run Trucyland right tomorrow
>>
>>163730113
Who?
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>>163729884
Someone did mine today and I don't give a shit.
>>
>>163730229
Yeah but its not like you even play AO anymore Snaikku
>>
>>163729884
Holy shit, shota magician Apollo is fucking CUTE.
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>>163730296
I do sometimes.
>>
Turtowar
>>
Reminder that cases are meant to be played and not be put on a pedestal that cannot be touched unless DOUGH DRAGONS MADE THIS is present
>>
Frozen
Idler
Andy
NSA
Noise
Lupadim
dumbshoegick
Time
Names
Trick
Marisu
Snaikku
The other ones I dont care anymoe
>>
>>163731898
That list is good, except for one literal who.
>>
>>163732192
Time is Simon judge get out newfag
>>
>>163732219
He hasn't played in forever.
>>
>>163731192

try saying that in game.

people are desperate to be part of a """great""" case, and if even a remotely above average one happens, it gets hailed as the second coming because so many attention whores who need validation play this game.

I WISH cases could just be played and not put on a pedestal
>>
>>163731898
>Not on the official namedrop list

noice
>>
>>163732421
she*
>>
Fulbright: [Presents forty paragraph long Christmas list]
Bubble gum... Justice... A Batman costume... An autograph from Santa... A date with Wonder Woman... A new pair of shades... Oh... I wanted a Steel Samurai Statue for you, Miles, but OK.
>>
>Santa and a Goth engaging in a fight with Stands
WELP
>>
Meme
>>
Brilliant cases homeboys, dont forget to screencap
>>
I am not fond of multi-form witnesses.
That being said, The Nightmare Before Turnabout's last witness was wonderful.

Here's to more good cases.
I hope.
>>
Mall Santa Madness or The Nightmare Before Turnabout has been archived in the AOV wiki.
The video should be up sometime this week so that I can fix some audio issues.
It was a pleasure playing with you today lads.
Merry Christmas
>>
pls live
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>people actually cased on Christmas day
Fucking wew lads
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>>163749092

Everyone's watching the Edgeworth trial you dumbass.

It's a fucking circus down there. Fucking GOURDY?
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So is today our anniversary?
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>>163731898

Alright, there you go.
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>>163762146
Yes.
One whole year.
Now post your face when you've been here for an entire year.
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>>163765597
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>>163765597
>>
>>163765597
>Now post your face when you've been here for an entire year.
>>
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>>163766835
It's a christmas miracle
>>
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>>163765597
>>
>Bailiff role
When will this shit stop
>>
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>>163765597

>all these bitter decemberfags

mfw
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>>163768091
Filthy fucking triple nerd.
>>
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>>163766651
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>>163768165

Not even mad

Thanks for all the memes homie
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>>163765597
I was gone for half of it.
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>>163765597
It's strange, really. For most of my life AO and even Ace Attorney weren't even something I knew about, but now it feels like such a sizable part of my life. I've become so entrenched in this community I can't imagine ever leaving it except under extreme circumstances
>>
>>163768857
You're here forever.

Or until the server finally dies, at least.
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Nick, you fucking dork.
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>>163768990
And I wouldn't have it any other day
>>
>>163768857

This. Though it's almost lampshading at this point, I really do like you lads, and think you're all wonderful people. AOV has given me some of my best vidya moments of all time, and I'd like to thank each and every single one of you for all of the ridiculous bullshit and fun times over the past year.

Seriously, you guys are dope. Here's to another fun, meme-filled year of casing.

And they said we'd die in a few weeks.
>>
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Some of you cunts make me mad as hell but dammit if this autism-laden attorney simulator isn't fun and I love/hate you all.

Merry Christmas and happy anniversary.
>>
>>163681563

Does Trucy understand 'No means no'?
>>
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>>163770931
rip powers
>>
memes
>>
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I'm going to impregnate Maya!
>>
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I'm going to impregnate Nanaya!
>>
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>>163765597
This game keeps pulling me back, everytime i leave, i still return

Here is my first screencap from my very first case
>>
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>>163778484
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>>163781015
>>
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>>
ten
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Who would you rather breed, Maya or Mia?
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>>163789341
Mia being channeled by Maya.
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>>163789697
>Not Pearls channeling misty channeling mia
Casual
>>
How do you feel about stenos talking during the case
>>
>>163791525
It's okay, as long as they're not being idiots and talking too much.
>>
>>163790742
>Not just Pearl on her own

Plebeian.
>>
>>163791601
Fuck off Names.
>>
>>163791525
So long as they're not doing the jobs of other roles or being obnoxious I don't care.
>>
>>163790742
Wait, can people who are channelling channel spirits?
>>
>>163795361
We don't know.
>>
>>163791525
I steno quite a bit, and I tend to talk very rarely to make a small joke or some shit. I feel no need to say anything relevant as I'm too stupid to give any help on a case anyway.
And if I miss anything said I just use AAU to fetch it so no need to ask for people to paste or repeat.
>>
Reminder to check the strawpoll doc at least every few days. Adult Maya removal poll is about to end with only 13 votes.
>>
>>163791525
I think that that Uendo steno should shut the fuck up. Plus all he does is paste everything from AAU into the doc with no formatting or deleting.
>>
>>
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>>163804891
Where did you get this
It concerns me because im making him
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>>163805495

I was looking through the content of another server that regularly steals our stuff and found it amongst the rips.
>>
>>163805586
Which server would this be? also stealing isnt exactly that when its public stuff ya know
>>
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>>163805694

Demon's.

Yeah I know, I don't care about stealing. It's about putting people's work to use.
>>
>>163805762
Wait DEMON'S did this already? What the fuck. Okay now Im kinda pissed I was expecting TFL or something, Im already halfway done through making apollo and I find this shit out to be made by DEMONS of all places. Wow.
>>
>>163805849

I'll put it on the suggestion doc in a bit and you can compare the quality of their rip vs yours to see who's is better.

If yours is better, then it's still worth finishing.
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Namedrop your favorite namefag.
I'll help. It's Frozen.
>>
>>163806360
Its whoever's reading this post.
>>
>Lynne drunk in lounge
>Wonders if she jerks off if she'll cum alcohol
w-wew
>>
>>163806541

>lynne
>lounge

don't talk about such things in the thread
>>
>>163806669
too bad
>>
>>163806010
Well mine is bigger but doesnt look good with the client.

So it seems theirs is better.
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>>163806360
>me being anyone's favorite
Get some better taste dude lmao
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>>163807143
>tfw judging that

My eyes just sort of glazed over at a few points. How does that even happen?
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>>163809357
I can't believe I made emergency notes about being indicted.
>>
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Can I be your favorite?
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>>163809357
The defense should have given up instead of wasting everyone's time.
>>
>>163809768
only if I can namedrop you
>>
>>163810310
I bet it won't be right.
>>
stop this namedrop memes reeee
>>
>>163810479
It will never end! This is our burden we must carry. Our sin that must linger on with us till we reach kingdom come.
>>
>>163810364
namedrop me then
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>>163811018
You're, my friend.
>>
Image limit reached.
New thread:
>>163811671
>>163811671
>>163811671
>>163811671
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>>163811725
>make new thread for image limit
w e w
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>>163811812
We /drg/ now
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>>163811851
Please no.
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>>163811135
<3
>>
You are not finished her! You still have to post! You haven't reached the limit yet!
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