/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>163301117
>>163301437

don't samefag when you get BTFO

it's embarassing, even for a cuck like yourself

do you think pharrah would big spoon and make me feel safe

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>They'll never be your big sisters
just fuck my shit up

>>163301406
First for salty shipper tears.

we honestly need mike pence

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>tfw celebrating like mccree

>>163301512
So good

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>>163301406
pls no

post happy

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Tracer!

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im gay

>>163301625
I'm surprised I haven't seen a tumblr-style fanart posted here yet with all the people sperging over it

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REMINDER REAPER HAS A FAMILY AND GOT KEKED

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https://youtu.be/V9vQ_y9JJ1E?t=22

*autistic screeching*

>>163301625
Reminder that Widowmaker will eventually claim Tracer for her own

Why are gay dudes getting so mad? Nobody said anything about disliking gay men. Lucio still probably fucks guys.

Why are they getting so mad?

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>>163301406
Reminder that this comic means nothing

>>163301709
Reaper is the same age as Ana/Jack/Reinhardt, that women is in her like 30's/40s

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based torb

>this comic
>no actual gay characters
>just tracer with some literally who
>pharmercy btfo
Good shit my boys
If they had went through with the forced gay McHanzo rubbish I'd have lost faith, not because I'm homophobic but just because it would have been really out of character
Tracer was always gonna be a dyke

>>163301782
BECAUSE OF FUCKING PANDERING

BLIZZARD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GAYS, THEY JUST WANT SAFE PUBLICITY AND TO PLEASE THEIR MALE FANBASE

FUCK!!!

>>163301782
Everyone loves hot lesbians

Hot lesbians are cool

Gay men are gross whether theyre attractive or not to most people

You know people say male gay sex is pretty disgusting but vaginas are also pretty disgusting like I'll put my dick down there but I wouldn't wanna put my mouth anywhere down there.

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Everyone just remember, confirmation kills the allure of shipping. I'm already bored with Tracer now that she's out. It's not fun or risky or taboo anymore.

>>163301815
That's not torb, imagine that guy standing. He'd be tall as fuck. That's no midget.

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>>163301793
Boros is the color combo (well, mardu technically) that has the only canon trans person in Magic.

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Lesbians are hot.

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>>163301709
can you people look at a picture without assuming everyone on it is family?

WORST MAP VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11923100/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/11923100/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/11923100/r
WORST MAP VOTE

>the game is so dead they're talking about make believe shipping instead of the actual game.
BRUH I'M DEAD.

So I told our comic guys to make our mascot girl a lesbian.. they actually did it, the absolute madmen hahahahahahaha

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>>163301587
>mfw someone shoots Mike just for shits and giggles before anyone touches Trump

I bet you nobody would care.

Where's the fanart of Hanzo fucking the cake?

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why does pharah's dad have a dick hanging off his face

>>163301945
You posted the results page dummy.

Hollywood is nowhere near the worst map

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>350mb update
?????????????????????????

>>163301886
>He doesn't do oral on women

Good luck ever finding a mate with that attitude bub.

You scratch my back I'll eat yours

>>163301906
or overwatch just has really inconsistent art

>>163301945
fuck off we are talking about important things here, the lore

>>163301527
This is what I'm talking about though. What makes two attractive women together hot, but two attractive men disgusting?
>>163301581
I suppose that's fair. You're always going to have people being outraged about the slightest thing that isn't the norm. That's the thing about heteronormativity.

>>163301815
does he wear a prosthetic?

I remember his entire left arm is some kind of machine

>Tracer is gay
>Winston is a fair counter to her
SHOCK

>>163301709
reaper waiting for death blossom easy 3kill potg

Stop posting tracer
She's dead to me

>>163302013

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752466918

>BUG FIXES:

>General

>Mouse 4 no longer controls backwards menu navigation, preventing conflicts with other functions that might be bound to that button
>Fixed a bug preventing audio from mixing correctly on the main menu screen


>Competitive Play

> Fixed a bug that sometimes allowed Symmetra to place Teleporters and Shield Generators inside her team’s spawn room in a competitive match


>Heroes

>Fixed a bug that allowed Sombra to permanently hack a health pack

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>>163301406
>get into game
>cant see anyone or myself
>can only here voices
help me

>>163301709
If that is his family, we can safely assume that the man with the cap is Gabes son. Age-wise it would fit since Reyes was most likely one of the oldest original Overwatch-members.
Definitely older than Jack and Ana.

gay guys are the most insecure people on the planet holy fuck

>>163302068
It's probably removable and he can put on a normal arm when he's not fighting.

I mean, why would he have a giant metal claw that makes molten metal every day

>Pharah and her dad having dinner
>Genji writing a letter to the woman who saved his life
>This somehow deconfirms Pharmercy

WHY IS HANZOS SON 100% WHITE NO CHINK EYES?

>>163301827
>no actual gay characters
>Tracer was always gonna be a dyke

???????

>>163301815

>fucking one of his buddy Rein's thicc grandkids

Noice

>>163302068
Apparently and can you blame him? His big ol lobster claw is great for battle and shit but it must suck for everyday living.

>>163302013
new hero: tracer's girlfriend
the only function she has is the ability to fist tracer's vagina which gives her double health but makes her unable to blink

So apparently i missed a new comic

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>>163302085
tracer is alive baby

>>163302038
Because gay sex is disgusting. You're sticking your dick where another man shits. You also have the highest AIDS rate in the country.

Vaginas are pretty gross, but not as gross as shitters.

Explorer or Safari? I already have yeti but i want to change with one of those as well in the time.

>>163302021
STRAWMAN
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>>163301994
>>163302135
>dad
so much denial lmao

unless you mean her sugardaddy

>>163302167
lesbians don't count

>>163302167
I don't know if this is what he means, but tracer (and mercy) have such bad character I would be fine with ignoring them completely.

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>>163301512
Best girl deserves better desu.

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>>163301743

>>163302106
no way thats 350mb

>>163302134
To vanquish his enemies?
It would be fucking awesome, why would he ever take it off?!

>>163301709
That is so silly and ridiculous it looks like a fan made parody comic.

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>half Canadian half egyptian

is this the most ridiculous heritage in fiction?

>>163302106
THEY HAVEN'T NERFED SYMM DAMAGE YET?
DOFJRWI0PHFPW

>>163302250
'talon must be laughing their asses off

>>163301709
>>163302297
I can't tell where his legs are, if they're even in the image.

Reminds me of the borb reaper comics

>>163302209
Not gay, just playing devil's advocate. So anal sex with women is also disgusting? So oral between two consenting men is fine? Also, strawman in the AIDS argument, fyi.

>>163302326
>>163302220

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Reminder of who best girl is

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hey everyone, good to hear about tracers girlfriend and how she doesnt like men! hows everyone sad, pathetic lives doing today? us gays are havin a grand ole time over here

>>163301739
So i wasnt the only one thinking about this song while watching the scenes.

>>163302225
THIS
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S

>>163302326
>He's never been to Toronto
Truly hell

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Everyone should apologize to everyone who doubted widowmaker for being best girl

Link to comic pls

>>163302326
What's ridiculous about it

love finds a way

Also toronto is a fucking mess. and so is hongcouver

>>163302250
What is Widow's thing with Gerard? If she regrets killing him, why'd she stay with Talon?

>>163302390
>slutty boypussytoy junk
MUHHH DIKKK

>>163302326
What is Toronto

>>163302462
Widowmaker is trash

Zarya is best girl

Did anyone in EU just lose connection?

I was mid game and it ended early. Then kicked me off the server

>>163302503
Maybe she has nowhere else to go

>>163302021
>You scratch my back I'll eat yours

That sounds unpleasant

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>>163302326
This is a Syrian-Canadian man, I don't see why it's so unbelievable

>>163301867
Attractive gay men are gross to other men. Women eat it up like cocaine.

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Hana still single!

>>163302503
Because mind control forces her to stay with Talon.

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>>163302390
Nobody cares about lesbians.
They are even less important than straight women.

Wait for the McHanzo to drop for Lunar New Year-Comic.

>>163302443
Toronto is just America Lite

>>163302610
this be me LOL

>>163302390
>how she doesn't like men
not confirmed
could still be bi

>wow guys blizzard is so progressive
>meanwhile it's the most universally accepted form of homosexuality

Yeah nah, tell me Lucio loves cock (black+gay) then I'll consider them being progressive

>>163302585
See, I don't understand this stance. There are plenty of women that I know that are able to recognize attractive women, but are straight, and men that are the same way.

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It's always a lesbian. No one hates lesbians.

Curse you Blizzard and your soulless but also amazingly effective marketing team

>>163302610
i straight up hope hanzo just dies in mccrees arms

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Pharah likes old men daaamnnn

>>163302503
If you had to choose between your gf and your job and you chose the job, you'd stay with the job even if you ended up regretting it.

First bridge is already burned, if you burn the second you have nothing

>>163302669
Perhaps thats why its so bad

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>>163301595
heppy*

>>163302791
i straight up hope hanzo just dies

>>163302689
Why does he have a dick hanging from his jaw?

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>>163302689
>phara and dirty ojisama chinpo
OTP <3
doujins when???

>le insecure gay man meme

quit it

I normally don't care, but the LGBT comments are making me hate this whole tracer shit

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zsxfhAh6Q

>>163302701
eh, i mean, yeah, but she's never shown interest in dudes before. also i don't like the idea of cishet waifuowners to be in distress about tracer liking women, and then having that "no its okay!!! she could still be BI" as a cop-out. if she was bi i would like it to be like, apart of her character, not an excuse for dudes to fuck her. so for me, for now, she only likes chicks

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Half of Hanzo's lines are depressing.

Why is he so suicidal?

>have a game with no gay characters
>SJWs complain
>put a gay character in your game
>SJWs AND homophobes complain
Well, I know what I would do next time I made a game.

>>163302503
I'm convinced all of these shippers in denial and people like this are autistic or just your average everyday stupid woman.

She was brainwashed into killing her husband but still feels regret and longing despite the brainwashing. It's thematic. It's supposed to make you feel sorry for her.

Use you're fucking brain.

>>163302932
SO PROGRESSIVE
LIKE OMG I LOVE BEING REPRESENTED AS A GAY HUMAN BEING IN VIDEO GAMES

IT MAKES ME SOOO SPECIALLLL

EVEN THOUGH IM A LONELY MAN

>>163303012
a lonely straight man looking for yuri r34*

>>163302978
He killed his brother, lost his gangster empire, and killed people for a living, and will never ever be meta

>>163302957
Isn't that literally the same thing as them hoping she's bi?

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THE ONLY REASON I'M PISSED BLIZZARD MADE TRACER GAY IS BECAUSE NOW IT'S GOING TO BE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE NEWS AND SJW'S ARE GOING TO REJOICE AND ACT AS THO THEYVE WON SOMETHING EVEN THO VIDYA HAS HAD PLENTY OF GAY CHARACTERS

WHAT WILL REALLY PISS ME OFF IS IF BLIZZARD DOESN'T MAKE THIS HAPPEN BECAUSE IT'S THE PATRICIAN SHIP

>>163302978
honoruburu japanese man

>My main is the only character that didn't appear in the comic

Once again, a hearty "Fuck you, Bastion players" from blizz.

>>163302993
Is that nail polish or jaundice

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COCK

>>163302993
Don't euros kiss on the face as a basic greeting?

>>163303145
Be glad they didn't make bastion gay

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POST
MORE
ROADRAT

>>163302875
this doesn't remotely look like pharah

>>163302957
how is this different from dudes wanting to see her fuck chicks (like widowmaker)?
both are pandering

and rememberm their fanbase are mainly men

if they wanted to represent the LGBT community, blizzard should had chosen a male with male gay couple

>>163303208
ga weg

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Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about tracer being a lesbian? She was a shit choice for a waifu anyway. DVA on the other hand...

>>163303181
Not on the mouth.

>>163302985
more like
>say from the beginning there's a gay character
>reveal it
>the usual "its good" "its bad" that follows any new thing
>people won't care in a day or two

can lucio just be gay already to shut these faggots up

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>>163303254
Dva belongs to me

>>163303181
you're thinking of frogs

but it doesn't look like that

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>>163303208
DELET THIS

>>163303254
Is a Mary Sue.

>Tracers gay

Why is this a big deal

Fucking Mass Effect was more progressive than this shit

>>163303254
They could make the entire cast gays and trannies and I wouldn't give a shit. It's just a vidya gaem.

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>>163303254
>his waifu is D.Va

>>163301461
Yeah, and the only thing it moved forward for her character was that she's a lesbian. It literally exclusivley existed for that purpose.

>>163303308
I think general consensus is that we want either Genji or Junkrat.

>>163303254
Is a fucking ugly puffy-faced gook with a horrible personality and no ass

As always

>>163303254
Honestly I don't get how people are surprised. She was already a tomboy dyke looking chick.

I'm more surprised they crammed in this Emily character out of nowhere.

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>get home and get online
>Tracer's a lesbian now
>buncha straight fedoras are really upset about it
Man what a great christmas present

>>163302689
Pharah and her dad have some cute color coordination going on

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>>163303075
Yuri r34?
>pic related

>It's just mayo.

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Hana Song's body

>>163303349
It's not a big deal, that's the point. I think most of the annoyance in this thread is because the media is going to treat it like it's some big deal even though it's not.

>>163303349
>Mass Effect

>both gays in ME3 are ambiguously brown, human
>Liara technically not gay because Ayy lmao

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HA HA, WHAT TRACER IS GAY? I HAD NO IDEA, I GUESS THAT PROVES HOW GAYS ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME AND I'M A BACKWARDS BIGOT.

>>163303181
Yes, I kiss my little sister like that all the time, we also wash each other in the shower for sibling bonding. But we sleep in seperate beds. Would be weird otherwise.

>>163303538
WHat this post says?

>>163303416
You missed all the mad shippers.

>reaper confirmed previously married to a woman
>jack x ana
>mercy x genji
>widowmaker has feelings for her dead husband and people hate this for some reason even though it's thematic and interesting

It's an autist shitshow.

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>>163303397
>tfw fetish for enormous ass and small tiny ass but nothing in between

>>163303187
Nah, instead he's a fucking furry.

Even worse, he's the bird kind-of furry. Just barely a step above scalies, desu senpai.

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who here is on PS4?

>>163302993
Tracer being /u/ as fuck is A-ok in my book.

>>163303538
>HA HA, WHAT TRACER IS GAY? I HAD NO IDEA, I GUESS THAT PROVES HOW GAYS ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME AND I'M A BACKWARDS BIGOT.

What did he mean by this?

>>163303145
Bastion isn't a character.

>>163303416
you have it wrong m8
the straight fedoras are happy they have a yuri characters and the LGBT male gamers are pissed they are not represented and blizzard is just pandering

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Nice 350mb patch you got there, Blizz.

>>163301406
I don't mind tracer being a muff diver but why did they have to make her dyke gf such an uggo?

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>lesbian hero
>most people probably fapped to the lesbian OW porn before this comic
Wew so progressive.

>>163303585
>small tiny ass

You could have just used 'tiny' or 'small' by itself. You did not have to include both. Are you foreign? If so, stop butchering the American language and learn to speak it properly if you want to be taken seriously on this website.

>>163303759
Her gf is trans you shithawk

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Tracer, a dyke who's voice could shatter a window that blinks around like a Brazilian with 400 ping has managed to score a solid 9/10 redhead with a fire carpet.

What the fuck is your excuse, you lazy fucks?

>>163303763
80% of the OW porn out there is yuri crap

>>163302985
What, literally the correct thing and dont have the character's sexuality arise at all unless its called for plot wise and not shove it in people's faces as an obnoxious gimmick that lends to certain political ideologies? Ideologies that not everyone may agree with? Fine with me. I just wanna play a video game without getting yelled at HEY YOU LONELY FUCKER WHO HASNT HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT FOR COPING WITH YOUR CRIPPLING LONLINESS BY ENGAGING IN MILD SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT THESE IMAGINARY CHARACTERS WHAT YOU THINK WOMEN ARE SEX OBJECTS FUCK YOU DISGUSTING PIG GO BACK TO THE 1950S IS 2016 TRACER IS LGBT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And yeah that is basically the message im picking up on here.

>>163303832
3/10

>>163303852
You call that a 9/10? Shit tastes anon. That redhead is like a 4 at best.

>>163303852
I main junkrat

No one, hopefully

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CAN YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

JUST DISCUSS THE ACTUAL GAME

>>163303867
GOOD.

>>163303302
Talking about 2 different games, dumdum

How the fuck does Tracer take off her pants?

>it isn't a jumpsuit

>>163303508
Is shoddy and belongs in the potty

>>163303906
Thank you.

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>>163303208
I prefer this

>>163303961
fuck off
you undermine my hanzo x genji doujins

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i finally figured it out my dudes
i thought i'd share it since it's christmas :-)

>>163303951
We are? How is discussing the lore surrounding the game not discussing the game anon?

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>create a beloved and established character to spearhead your game into the market as a mascot of sorts
>at some point SJWs cry out that said game needs a LGBTQBBQWTF character
>have to give in to the pressure
>randomly make aforementioned character gay as an afterthought just to appease them, destroying all character integrity from the past 2 years
Why is this allowed? There was never any intention of Tracer being a dyke.

>>163303582
I didn't even notice the genji x mercy connection lul
just thought genji was hard at work studying and mercy was just hard at work
nothing about the widowmaker panel suggests she's actually feeling anything though, maybe she went to the grave just because that's custom during christmas and she didn't have anything else to do

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>>163303951
>talking about how a character in the GAME is gay
>not discussing the game

Ok anon.

>>163303582
>>reaper confirmed previously married to a woman
>>jack x ana
>>mercy x genji
>>widowmaker has feelings for her dead husband and people hate this for some reason even though it's thematic and interesting
Literally none of these are confirmed

>>163303975
Or any of her clothes? That chronal accelerator has to stay on at all times, right?

>>163303951
Fuck that, this is way more entertaining

>>163303852
Tracer has excellent taste in women, would go to pubs with to pick up chicks.

>>163304049
>There was never any intention of Tracer being a dyke.
You with Blizzard?

How do I git gud with sombra?

>>163303951
no

tracer is gay

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Cute

>>163304049
>Why is this allowed? There was never any intention of Tracer being a dyke.

Blizz says otherwise.

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>>163303951
Enjoying those tanks and grandma's healing tendies?

>>163304049
>SJWs
>not the yurifags
otherwise agreed

>>163304079
Don't become a Zutarra fag. Seriously.

>>163304049
I really don't see what the outcry is here. There was never any reference to her being straight either. Them deciding she was a lesbian doesn't affect her in-game persona at all, nor does it retcon her previous characterization.

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>>163301709
WANDAAAAAA

>>163303852
red heads die when exposed to any temperature above 20 degrees celsius.

>>163303832
build a wall I dare ya

>>163304093

She can take it off, she just has to keep it relatively close when she does so

>>163304049
I believe they had to because too many people shipped her and Winston, and that's not on.

>>163303394
man i dont even care who as long as lucio is too. i fucking hate playing him, we need more husbando faggots playing him

>>163304161
How am I being a Zutarrafag when I say that one panel in a comic with no context doesn't mean anything

>>163303239
Why are lesbians less representative of LGBT than gays? They both have one whole letter in the acronym.

What difference does it make if lesbian couples are less controversial than gay couples? Why are you people never satisfied unless someone is offended?

>>163304120
Master the h button.

>>163302689
http://slorestgreen.tumblr.com/post/154731577902/theory-pharah-is-half-first-nations-half

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>>163304186
Holy shit!

>the tomboy is the lesbian
what a shocker

am i too late for the shitstorm?

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>people complain about tanks when its actually an ana meta

Blizzard made this game worse by adding ana

>>163303759
They're English.

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>So it says here on your resume that you main Junkrat... could you please explain?

>>163304240
LOL. That's some solid reasoning. Respect. I just want another healer in general. I like healslutting, but I get bored of playing Lucio and mercy is meh.

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>>163302689
>people think this is her date
>specifically, one of her team members at Helix, just because she said she'd buy the whole team dinner if they accomplished their mission
>he looks nothing like either of the guys she was with and is clearly way older than her
>it's christmas, a time when people usually visit their families

can't possibly be her dad though lmao cucked amirite guys

>>163304079
>widowmaker has feelings for her dead husband and people hate this for some reason even though it's thematic and interesting
Ana dialog confirms this for sure.

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>>163304049
>sexual orientation destroys all character integrity
Why does it bother you so much? It shouldn't even be a fucking talking point. News teams shouldn't have to make this into news, game creators should be able to make whoever and whatever they want canon and if that really bothers you to your core beliefs than you should probably look inwards at yourself instead of getting riled up over something that doesn't even affect you.

>>163303674
You need to be over 18 to post here.

>>163303239
>if they wanted to represent the LGBT community, blizzard should had chosen a male with male gay couple

They almost certainly will, they just went with Overwatch's poster character first.

>>163304273
Lesbians indirectly pleasure men which is bad.

>Torbjorn has a wife and a ton of kids
>Torbjorn has canonically fucked many times and has extremely fertile seed

>>163304273
Because lesbian/yuri are completely welcomed by the gaming male community while homosexual males are not welcomed by them.

>>163304273
It does make a difference if lesbian couples are less controversial. Most gay couples (not the shouting sjw types or the flagrant I <3 COCK types) just want to be equally represented/accepted. It's just about equality.

>>163302689
Is he missing his forearm?

>>163303975
Obviously she gets her attractive girlfriend to help her.

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>>163301753
>>163301625
>yfw the potential yuri NTR porn

>>163304476
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

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Some redhead cunt gets to have all of this for herself

>>163304415
Hello tumblr.

Why the fuck is Sombra and Winston so weak?

How do we buff these characters

>>163301925
This anon gets it.

>>163304428
This is likely. I'm just one for instant gratification.
>>163304576
>Implying they're not in an open relationship.

>>163304392
not to mention
>canadian hockey on the television
>she brought her helix squadmate all the way out to syrupland just for dinner

>>163304676
Is Tracer the cuck or the redhead?

>>163304576
She's so lanky and unattractive and has an annoying as hell personality on top of it. What the hell do people see in Tracer?

>>163304392
Not to mention she's in fucking Canada

>>163304576
Nah, those shitty comics aren't even canon. People actually think they are?

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>>163304521
>mfw Pharah is not an amputee
>mfw Pharah is an Amputee-fag instead
literally best comic blizzard topkek

>>163304120
Figure out a good routine of hack healthpack, place teleporter, cloak, flank, skirmish, recall, repeat.

Even pros that use her have a ton of time where there just sitting there waiting on cooldown, so she's either legitimately underpowered or no one's figured out her most efficient use yet.

Other things:
>Don't hack someone your dueling with
>Just don't duel at all if you can help it, people you're shooting shouldn't even see you
>Headshots
>Headshots
>Don't cloak while you're being shot
>Fucking headshots

>>163304662
Honestly sombra is pretty fucking useless. I never had a problem with Winston, maybe give him shield on his healthbar or armor?

>>163303898
There might be several issues at play here.

>>163304662
i think both are actually really good but really hard to play

look at miro's gameplay of winston to see how he can be amazing

i feel like sombra's pretty similar to winston in that she doesn't seem that good unless you master how to use her effectively

If you don't mind getting off the lesbian news I want to speculate about another overwatch secret.

Who do you guys think is pharahs dad? We know it's an overwatch member but that's it. Which one? Most likely one of the original guys but who knows. Maybe she liked some young Meat and one of the first non original guys to join was the dad.

>>163303951
>stop talking about the bomb that went off a few hours ago!
Wait a day or two and it will go away

>>163304592
if I was tumblr I would be shouting something along the lines of
>WE DID IT GUYS, WE GOT ONE! In your faces!
Because that is what this has fucking come to on this topic, its petty and stupid. I just want people to focus on the game and let people have their peace; which is a losing battle. I'm more of a cuck than anything

>>163304740
are you egyptian because you're deep in de-nile

>>163304357
I lag badly; Junkrat removes my need to aim.

>>163304718
Hmm. Good question. Probably Tracer.

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>>163302689
>Pharah's dad is Native Canuk
>Suddenly this skin makes sense

>>163303002
>It's thematic. It's supposed to make you feel sorry for her.

Well it sucks. Mind broken Widow who does stuff against her will but deep inside enjoys it.

>>163304415
>>sexual orientation destroys all character integrity
It's not that, it's the fact that her being gay was merely slapped on 2+ years after her creation. There wasn't even so much as a hint prior. As a gay person myself it's irritating that we constantly get the "afterthought" treatment you know?

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Reminder that in Overwatch's future
>islam is complety wiped off the face of the earth and is replaced with neo-paganism
>all non-whites have been removed from the UK
>the white birth rate is soaring in Sweden
>English has replaced most native languages in everyday use
>Christmas is an international holiday
And all this happens in the next 60 years, Blizzard has a very optimistic worldview.

>>163304392
stay in denial my boy
ojisama chinpo will take that win

Ok Tracer is gay and theres a some red head and whatever

BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS BASTION, LUCIO AND SYMMETRA UP TO? ARE THEY ON A HOLIDAY ADVENTURE I NEED TO KNOW

>succumb to pressure and add a dyke in your game to pander to liberal degenerates

Why is blizzard such a shit company?
Next time all these sjws are gonna ask for trannies and more "diversity"
Why can't they just fuck off and realize overwatch isn't a tool to push their ideologies

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>>163304850

>>163304896
Yes, as a gay black hispanic transfat person myself, I think that all gays should die in a fire.

Anybody want to talk about the game

>>163304891
If she enjoys it it isnt against her will you stupid fetish fag.

>>163302993
>tracer/widow shippers btfo for christmas
this is the best holiday season ever

>>163304917
No, all the ethnics were just turned into robots.

>>163304771
Ana /ss/ed young McCree

>>163303397
That describes a lot of the cast barring the gook part.

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D A D D Y
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>>163305020
I'll take robots in England over Pakis and Afghans any day of the week.

>>163303674
I play ps4

>>163304896
Yeah I can see where you're coming from on that. The bothersome thing is that you'll never know if Blizzard may have just been trying to make it something nonchelant and unimportant, or if they were scared to announce "by the way she's gay" before OW released in fear of being disliked. I'm hoping its the former because thats how it should be, but you'll never really know.

>>163301625
does this mean more futa porn?

>>163305020
And they all are forced to live in abandoned subway line ana down in the sewers where they belong

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>>163305002
?

>>163305143
Same t b h f a m

>>163305186
are you triggered?

So new girl goes and opens gifts without checking to see if they are to her or not?

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How do I get over ranked jitters and actually play the game??

>>163304917
>neo paganism

That explains the Eye of Horus tattoos too.

>>163305186
>everything is made just for me and my opinion matters
Story of this entire generation, I want to off myself.

>>163304964
Bastion is sitting on some snowy forest looking at birds

Lucio is still on tour, as evidenced by his countless concert posters

Symmetra is fingering herself quietly and sobbing why she's still single

>>163304662
Winston is weak because D.va was buffed to the point where she makes him redundant.

Gorillon is in theory still better against teams that run a low number of tanks but how often does that happen in the current meta.

Solution: nerf Ana and D.va.

>>163304896
>slapped on 2+ years after her creation

Maybe because her sexual orientation hasn't been relevant until they decided to make a comic about family and friends at christmas time. Her girlfriend was not present during the museum heist or Mondatta's assassination, so what would be the point of mentioning her there?

In this comic we see some of the OW heroes off-duty, visiting friends and family for the holidays. It makes perfect sense to introduce some of those people here.

>spending 3 entire threads sperging about faggotry and deciding who's right
Look, it doesn't matter if you wanna zap the gays or if you openly support the LGBT community.

It's Blizzard's game and they do whatever the fuck they want.
People are just different shades with different tastes. Accept the fact that there are people with different mindsets than yours. This shouldn't even be a matter worth discussing.

>>163304351
I like when characters fundamentally change the way we play the game though. I'd say you'll have to get used to it, considering the new Symmetra.

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>>163304476

>>163304476
please do not put that image in my head i beg of you

>>163305186
Fucking SJW CUNTS. I HATE THEM. FAGGOT CUKCS DIE NOW

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This fat midget is getting more pussy than you. What's your excuse?

>>163305080
Pharah's got a retard face going on

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>>163302689
>>163304392
>>163305080
Ana is not a slut! stop it! i'd rather he be phara's date.

She only had one man and that man is s76, she gave her virginity and life to him!

>>163304917
>Christmas is an international holiday
Already is for all the countries it's shown in.

>>163305362
S L U T
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>>163305143
>>163305224
Don't you have a continent to disassociate yourself with?

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>>163305307
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

So who the fuck is liao?

>>163305279
>tfw symmetra will never date you because you're too messy.

I bet her house is all white walls and furniture, everything is symmetrical and spotless. I hate it but I want that ass.

>>163305307
Härd work päys öff

>>163305335
He works hard and I'm lazy

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>Be Pharah
>Be basically the Lebron James of my team
>Constantly have a D.va on my ass entire match who ignors everyone else to chase me
>Soldier shoots me whenever he sees me

>People start complaining I don't have enough gold medals when they are padding stats with no one targeting them

shiggy

>>163305080
Isn't she straight up egyptian? Like canon Egyptian?

>>163304476
>all of Torbjorn's kids are normal human size
>no gnome children

He's getting cucked.

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>>163305080
Egyptians Cucked by Strong Canadian Men

>>163305362
Ana is such an old cutie

>>163305362
>'You want some of this nigga?' in egyptian

>>163305271
>>163305323
What's wrong? Jealous that other people are happy and not cynical cunts like you all are? Does Tracer being gay really bother you that much?

>>163304968
(You)

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>>163305080
>best girl is canadian

>>163304896

>slapped on 2 years after her creation
When would they have mentioned it before now?

Would she have hopped into cover behind the Doomfist display case in the original video and screamed "OI LUV, CAREFUL WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING, MY GIRLFRIEND ONLY LIKES ME WITH AS MANY HOLES AS I HAVE NOW!"

Should Winston have initated Overwatch Recall in his video and then said "Lena! How are you? How's the wife?" when Tracer called in?

If it'd ever been mentioned before now, people wouldve just said WOW JUST FUCKING TACKING IT ON THERE, HUH BLIZZARD. P A N D E R I N G

Whatever they did they'd have got screamed at.

>>163305271
This people are narcisstic fucks who thinks they are saving the world by pushing their toxic ideologies when in reality they just need attention and want people to notice them at the cost of making everyone else miserable and feel bad for not agreeing with them

How is Pharah dad being Canadian explains her skins?

They are Native AMERICAN skins, not Native CANADIAN

>>163304049
Literally who cares? She's not fucking real. People sperged out when Ellie in the last of us was revealed as gay even though it was done really really well. You weren't going to meet Tracer, and she wasn't going to have sex with you.

Also,
>Caring about lore in a Blizzard game

>>163305186
Now I'm even happier that she's lesbian

>>163305307
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

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>>163305271
How terrible to identify with something and take joy in it.
>brb killing myself

>>163305432
She basically lives inside an iPhone
Standard Vishkar ware

>>163305462
>A character sharing my sexual orientation means they're just like me
No, I don't mind Tracer being Lesbian. That logic is just delusional.

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>>163305335

>>163305307
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

>girlfriend coming over saturday

Guys, I might become a father soon

>>163305432
>>tfw symmetra will never date you because you're too messy.
opposite attract sometimes for a reason

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>>163305518
feels good anon

>>163305258
force yourself to play it a lot and the anxiety goes away due to repetitiveness

>>163304964
Lucio is doing his revolution shit against Vishkar in huehueland, Sym is perfecting toilets made of light for Vishkar projects, and Bastion is probably on a rampage in Numbani

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post yfw Lucio speedboosts your team to the point

>>163305526
The first one pls. That would have been hilariously contrived.

>>163305307
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

Get me out of this hell please ;_;
The wizard life ain't for me.

I've never played this game in my life but I'm just here to shitpost about Tracer's sexuality. You guys seem like a fun group, might wanna take it a bit easy though.

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>>163305080
>Pharah is half leaf

I used to think she was best girl but now I'm not so sure, she needs to get raked.

>>163302875
Pharah isn't white, lol

>>163305518
>People want canadian hero
>Make one of the existing heroes half-canadian

Blizzard is truly a master of damage control

>I self-insert as a dyke british woman who could fade from existence at any second

Yeah guys this is totally me! xD Thank you OW devs!!1

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>>163304662
I still think that Winston deserves a right click alternate fire.

EVERY CHARACTER SHOULD HAVE AN ALTERNATE FIRE

>>163305462
I dont mind that tracer's a lesbian, I mind that there are communities of people that only appreciate a game is if they are pandered to.

>>163305696

Yeah, I wont lie, I'd have lost my shit at that.
But blizz would've been excoriated for it.

Christ, I'm a fucking dyke and I'd have called it pandering if they'd done something that egregious.

>>163305648
That's why Symmetra x Junkrat is the best thing of all time forever.