CARPET MUNCHER EDITION
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mercy a best
CANONICALLY THE PUREST GIRL
Hana Song still single!
>Rein having like 10 kids
That mans still a fucking machine
shhh... McCree is sleeping
I love Hana.
Do they fuck to make the pain go away?
Reminder that degenarates won
Blow your brains out you fucking waifufags, you pieces of shit worshiping this braindead piece of trash killing the gaming industry. Your support of this cancer taints everything around it, every second you spend on this pile of shit drags all other games down. You reject actual good gameplay that has depth and skill in favor of casualized waifubait where the waifus are fucking non-whites and other cunts. You are a disgrace to your kind, a sniveling rat that deserves no quarter and must be expelled from here. Get off of my board, stop playing shit games, fix your fucking life you shitstain.
>>163277802
>liking a filthy race mixer
Fuck off Chu
>>163277901
>implying the panties don't rocket themselves off at the sight of precision German engineering....
>>163277873
>single
SHE IS MINE !!! MINE !
FUCK BLIZZARD
FUCK BLIZZARD
this is not canon. it is a shitty fucking promotional comic orchestrated by marketing staff. this is NOT canon, i refuse to accept activisions attempt to take the easy, most lucrative route with this. i reject this comic and so does every real fan of overwatch.
>50 posts early
/owg/ really does pollute this site
>>163277967
no! :^)
>>163277940
>degenarates
You should try saying this word offline sometime.
>When you see a Tracer and pick Winston to counter her
Gonna give her the Pence treatment
A moment of silence for male Tracer waifufags
and for PharahxMercy fags
>>163277901
Odds are they're Torb's. He's got the hot young GILF, meanwhile I think Rein is too obsessed with JUSTICE to have ever settled down even for a nanosecond.He's probably got some wild oats sown all over the world, but you can't call that together for a Christmas get-together.
>>163277939
Who's in that picture? It looks like 76 and someone else, it's definitely not Ana.
>"Oi Zarya, love. Hows about when this mission's over I get stuck in to some of your fish n' chips?"
Wow Blizzard I think we get it already
>>163277914
Why would the worlds greatest hacker who just did that Talon shit be fucking around in some bar
McCree I understand since he's like a 40 year old cowboy manchild whose friends are all dead
>>163277914
WHAT TIME IS IT?
>>163277939
Why does Ana continue to stay with 76 if she's so unhappy?
>>163277940
WHAT WAS IN THE UPDATE????
>>163278008
are you 12 btw?
/Ourguy/
>>163278009
>LGBT member on team
>pick Winston
>get reported and banned for hate speech
>>163278008
I say it all the time when I play magic.
Is Hana Song's boyfriend white?
>>163277971
>reading innocent poetry of a friend
>race-mixing
lol virgin
what happened
>>163278010
>male Tracer waifufags
As if a character's canon sexuality has ever had a bearing on people fapping to them.
WidowTracerfags are the ones who got BTFO more than any other.
Followed by Pharamercy fags.
Of course again, canonicity will do nothing to slow down the preferred pairings in fanart.
>>163278129
Lesbians
>faggots complaining
sometimes you niggers are far worse than reddit holy shit lmao
>>163278079
Looks like old 76 and his son?
>>163278129
Added lines for Tracer where she talks about how much she loves to eat pussy
>>163278118
What's up with Memri?
Did they set out to be the biggest meme channel on the planet?
His legs seem fucked
>>163278168
Not a chance with Chu writing, she'll be dating an Asian
"I have poor reading comprehension skills and had to take remedial English classes to even survive school": The Thread.
Summing up:
McRee and Sombra are in a bar in Mexico because of coarse those characters are in mexico. They aren't necessarily hanging out.
Tracer's device confirmed for working when it is plugged into a station and nearby, as shown in the comic, but Blizzard had to spell out.
Hanzo is buying a cake. Why? I dunno. Who cares?
All those people in Rein's den are HIS FAMILY. come on, people.
Tracer's gift was for her girlfriend, she only hesitated to say it was for her because she didn't know what was in the box, and wasn't sure if she should say 'yes' in case it was a shitty gift.
Some things were left ambiguous on purpose in order to keep you in suspense for more details. Google "cliffhangers"
>>163278108
>It's christmas
>She could be spending time with her daughter instead of hiding in some backwater shack
Whatcha think boss.
>>163278108
PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED A WOMAN WITH A DYKE HAIRCUT IS A LESBIAN
>>163277812
>>163277903
>hates that annoying British dyke cunt
Best girl forever in my book.
>tfw popping Tacers in the bodyshot150dmg days
>>163278190
tracer gargles vaginal discharge
>>163278008
based underage bro
CANON
A reminder that the comic only continues to reinforce that Jack and Gabe were a bit more than friends in the glory days.
It's still happening so get your jollies now folks.
The rest of the lore might be shit, but the best arch is still in full swing. Ana, Jack, and Gabe going to get the character development they deserve.
wait so the gay is tracer?
that's fucking ok by me
she's a hot lesbian
Reminder that all of your petty faggot outrage here and on Twitter and Tumblr is doing nothing but generating more publicity for the game, thus reinforcing the comic team's decisions!
You lose, homos. How's it feel?
DAILY REMINDER THAT OVERWATCH HAS A HOLIDAY UPDATE THIS YEAR BUT TF2 DOESN'T
AHHAHAAHAHA
>>163277753
>Tracer's gay
absolutely not surprised
thinking about it she was the safest option, the obly people alienated were people with poor taste in waifus
though i don't like the idea of Tracer not being a loner
Brilliant OP pic btw
Dear Angela,
Ever since you resurrected me, my bones have been as brittle as glass and my skin as weak as paper. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I blame you.
Regards,
Genji
>>163278298
>no gays allowed
>>163278235
Ugh that's some straight-up Rob Liefield shit.
McCree is a bounty hunter, he could easily be tracking Sombra down, but gets drunk because it's Christmas.
>>163278262
Jack x Ana OTP
>>163278235
Is it just me or are they in a detention cell or a interrogation room of some sort?
>>163278258
>All those people in Rein's den are HIS FAMILY. come on, people.
Still say that it's Torb's, and Rein and his assistant are visiting for the holidays.
>>163278347
>tf2 : free tp play
>overwatch : 50 shekels
>>163278364
lol
D.va is making money on every opportunity, Jesus
>shipperfags BTFO
>amputeefags BTFO
what a fucking great day
>>163278319
The denial is strong with this one
Widowmaker's venom mine is loaded with a special neurotoxin that cleanses homosexual thoughts from the afflicted, as developed by Dr. Pence!
>Emily
>Emilia
>Amelia
>Amélie
COINCIDENCE?!
>Chu writing
Not my head canon.
>people are this angry about the sexuality of a fictional character
What went wrong?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
COCKLOVING FAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
MASS FAGGOT SUICIDE INCOMING
>>163278298
>>163278421
>free to play game
>gets no content
makes u think
Who's the letter from?
>>163278364
Fucking Christ (pbuh) my sides
>>163277812
I WAS LITERALLY GONNA POST THE SAME THING
>>163278261
In Spawn, people state that they thought Ana was dead. I'm guessing that Pharah still thinks this.
>>163278438
typical gook
>they gave Reaper's fanart meme haircut to Hanzo
top kek
>>163278441
I don't get how aputeefags could still be a thing when Blizz confirmed she has her limbs several times since the game came out
>>163278319
>Just friends
>Full mouth kiss
kek.
>>163278301
And cute.
>>163278364
That's not very Christmas-y.
>>163278276
Would the only thing that could sink Widowtracer any harder, be Widowmaker killing off Tracer's girlfriend like some edgy DC Comic? Or actually, would that just revive it...?
>>163278319
Friends don't usually suck each others' faces
>>163278235
>Soldier Size 6
>literally the only pure female character in this faggot game
>>163278539
>>163277812
JINX!
JINX AGAIN!
>>163278258
>Rein's family
Look at how lovey dovey Torb is with his wife
He was/is probably wrecking the swede pussy everday to get all those kids.
>make a character in your game lesbian
>instantly trending on twitter and publicity, game ``journalists'' clamoring to start their articles
This is why Trump won
>overwatch have dozens of members
>only tracer and her girlfriend visit winston
>her gf steals winstons gift
>tracer still in physical form without her chronal accelerator
>pharah father a lot younger than ana
>stores closing early (it's 7:45 PM ish on tracer clock) on xmas eve and denying a possible costumer from entering
>everyone focus on the gay kiss over poor storywriting
>>163278521
GENJI
christ..
>>163278407
They met in Egypt in one of the comics, they're probably still there, living in some cheap shithole.
>>163278620
But that's not Hana Song
Can the guy with pharah be the one she saved in her own comic? There was talk about someone buying the other dinner was there not?
>>163278521
Genji
>>163278364
Kek <- This one
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek
>>163278086
clearly a mexican bar, beyond that I dunno why she'd be there.
>>163278620
>D.va
>Zarya
>>163278493
I wonder how he lost the arm?
>>163278521
Genji. He's using that same feather to write it with in his little panel.
>>163278489
Everyone wanted pharmercy, literally no one gave a fuck about Tracer
>>163278298
>>163278378
There you go.
CHEERS LOVE, THE CAVALRY'S QUEER
>>163278364
>>163278521
Genji
>>163278708
No, the guy is older than her and probably her dad
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT PHARMERCYFAGS WERE ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY BTFO TODAY
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FAGSHIPPERS WERE ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY BTFO TODAY
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRACER BEING A DYKE WAS THE MOST PREDICTABLE OUTCOME
>>163278596
>>163278583
>>163278453
It's a tumblr meme, you retards. They call obvious lesbians "gal pals" and "good friends" to spite people in denial.Know your enemy.
>>163278620
That's because men only touch her with harpoons.
>Hey son what you doing.
>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD WE'RE DISCUSSING SOME VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS RELATIONSHIP STATUS.
>>163278661
Who said it was Winston's gift? She just didn't want to say it was hers in case the kid had hadn't her something shit. I bet she took cull credit for picking it out after she loved it.
Being Ana, Soldier and Reaper is suffering.
Is Torb fugging Reinhardts daughter?
DUDE I'M A PRO ARTIST LMAO
I DO ART FOR MONEY
>>163278521
Genji is writing a letter in the same panel, it's from him.
Chu just continuing to push his agenda ship and pissing everyone off.
>>163277967
We pasta now?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7BgcYbF75
>>163278726
So Pharmercy and what were the other biggest ships of OW? I can think of
Widowtracer
Reaper76
Roadrat
McHanzo
tracer is a-ok by me
cute lesbians are fine
what really matters is that FAGGOTS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KILL YOURSELVES YOU AIDS RIDDLED SHIT STABBERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>163278708
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It would be a logical follow-up.
The question thus becomes whether it's a platonic or romantic dinner-date.
>That one fag saying Pharah's dad is Rein got BTFO
>Tracer/Widow fags btfo
>amputeefags btfo
Good comic, OW is saved
>>163278583
>Widow "kills" Tracers GF
>Gets revived by Mercy
>New hero cybernetic ninja 2 electric bugaloo
I'm ok with this
ughhhhhhhhhhhh
I fucking hate Chu. Blizzard please fire
>its another tryhard duo in QP
>but this time its two times duo
Literally why?
>>163278815
>the "mei is fat" meme
>>163277753
I'm just disappointed they made her girlfriend just an insignificant character. Nothing interesting at all
>>163278881
i remember Zarmei was a big thing when the game was released, but I think you hit it right on the head
>>163278881
after that haircut Hanzo is confirmed gay as fuck and Mercer wants to fug that boypuss
>>163278841
Why are you so butthurt? Tell me where the artist touched you.
>>163278620
Yeah, Hana is pure.
>>163278796
"You don't spend your time keeping up with tumblr memes, do you even have a tumlr you fucking retards?"
>thinking that people want to waste their time on tumblr
I don't read Homestuck
>blueberry at Gerard's grave
I blame the gays and omnics for this.
PUREST GIRL
BEST GIRL
ONLY GIRL THAT EVEN MATTERS
TF2G HERE
STOP BULLYING US
>/pol/acks BTFO
lmao
>>163279000
trips of truth
So tracer and Windranger are shipped now? Thanks Blizz that's a good one.
>>163278914
>tracer/widow fags btfo
>tracer confirmed for having no problems grabbing widow butt
?????????????????????
>>163278831
Well she did technicaly pick it
It was the same scarf she tried to buy in the store.
>>163278364
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS BASTION
>>163278659
Rad-Lib thinkpieces are being phoned in as we speak
>>163278276
this, today only confirmed that she's best girl by far
>>163278521
HOLD ON GUYS
LET ME ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
>>163278918
A curious development indeed.
>>163278989
Not the same dude but, come on, that's just so fucking ugly
>>163278835
GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHO WAS CARRYING THIS PICTURE?
GUESS WHAT WE JUST GOT CONFIRMED
JACK IS TRULY PATHETIC.
Feels
>>163278659
As a marketing stunt it's pretty fucking brilliant honestly. Fuckton of free publicity.
>>163279031
they're eternally btfo.
It's the board that is the easiest to trigger on this website.
>>163278841
You didn't get one in the last thread so here's a (you) for you in this one. Merry Christmas.
>>163278952
That' waist is anatomically impossible with those arms, tits, legs and face. That pic is almost as if a obese girl took a photo and shopped a thin girl face in it.
>>163279065
oh shit
>>163278364
wonder how many people recognize this as spongebob
>the fucking damage control
girl on girl is too much for your christians eyes? KEK
>>163279065
She's not at Gerard's grave but the grave of OW's for its meta and shit lore.
>>163279052
Hibernating.
Tumblr atm:
>Awesome! Tracer's gay
4chan atm:
>BWAAA SJW IDENTIFY AS CAN OF BEANS KEKED FAGGOTRY PENCE BWAAAAAAAA
>>163279045
REAPER CONFIRMED KEK.
>>163279045
Widow still longs for her husband
No vagoo for her
Fuck this shit, which waifu should i have now, im fucking done.
>>163278881
>the most popular ships of overwatch are all gay
>>163278934
>Playing to lose
All these fucking autists losing their mind because now their fictional waifu will never fuck them,
Do you think if she was real she'd get with you either you fuckin neckbeards lmao.
Loving Every Laugh lads
>>163279193
Somebody is feeling a little upset about the backstory of their shooter. It's ok, this is a safe place, why do you feel sad?
>>163279207
Tumblr atm:
>Awesome! Tracer's gay
4chan atm:
>AHAHAHAHAHA WidowxTracerfags blown the fuck out!!!
HOMOPHOBES BTFO
>>163279234
Because all of the straight ones are Mercy/[Someone] and Mercy is a shit character
>>163279230
noose/your neck
>he waifu'd Tracer
I feel bad for tracerfags
>>163278521
>>163278720
>women in the military
>not sluts
>>163277753
>best boy (female) confirmed for saucy yuri
Noice.
>>163279009
>hates Tracer
>kills omnics
>will love a man even after she's brainwashed
Undeniable best girl.
>>163279159
it's called being "healthy"
try it some time
>>163279207
4chan != /pol/
>>163279318
i'm a faggotphobe
tracer being yuri is ok
faggots aren't ok and need to be gassed
Has november anon killed himself yet?
>>163279380
D.va is taller than Tracer
>>163279351
KEK
TRACER'S A FAGGOT
WHICH MEANS THAT MAKES EVERY TRACER X OW GIRL SHIP EVEN BETTER
TRACERMAKER EVEN BETTER
>>163278091
thisain'tgonnaworkthistimeLucio, stepoff
Hey guys I'm a psychic, here's some upcoming headlines from the esteemed journalists at RPS, Kotaku, etc.
>3 Overwatch Relationship You Got Wrong
>It's Official: Blizzard is Awesome
>Overwatch Christmas Comic is the Best Gift Possible
>Tracer: a Brave Blink Forward as America Takes a 4 year Rewind
FUCK MICHAEL CHU AND HIS SELF INSERT BULLSHIT
>/owg/ thinks a girl liking girls is headlines
>>163278881
I could be wrong but Zenyatta/Genji is also a popular ship, although most of it is platonic
>>163279403
It's funny because they took the safe route of people generally being more accepting of lesbians than gay guys.
>>163279430
He's in this thread talking about how the comic just confirms his delusions.
>>163278307
>>163279403
aww you're in denial that's so cute
>>163279230
>Not letting yourself waifufag a queer character anyways
Your will is weak
>>163278258
>in case it was a shitty gift.
She didn't pick it out so she was hesitant to say it was *her* gift.
When she saw it was the scaf then she could say it was hers.
>>163279437
>pipsqueak D.Va
>taller than a strapping young lad like Tracer
Anon pls
>widowmaker not actually evil
gross
>>163277914
>Dead
>Sombra killed him
>>163278079
>>163278218
It's Tracer.
>>163279562
spotted the ass mad faggot cock lover
get gassed you piece of shit
yuri is acceptable, your cock loving faggotry isn't
>Pharah and the dude have the same clothes
>also looks much older
>hunting clothes, for that
>her spray is her fishing with Reinhardt
Pharah and her dad going hunting together confirmed.
>>163279007
>>163279126
Was gonna post this as well.
Fucking feels, blizzard.
Come, i didn't ask for this.;_;
>>163279403
>closeted 14 year old: the post
>>163279527
>Implying every single games "journalism" site isn't going to run a article about this
>>163279603
>evil people can't care about a loved one
Hello darkness, my old friend...
>>163278307
And when the next comic doesn't confirm your trash ship what will you say?
>>163279482
>>Tracer: a Brave Blink Forward as America Takes a 4 year Rewind
this one, or some variation of it, will actually be used
>>163279630
Youre so deep in denial that even seeing a dick makes you lust for it and question your sexuality, just be like me and accept that youre gay anon.
>>163279527
Easy publicity for Blizzard. "She's queer and the cover girl, so progressive!"
>Widow still longs for her husband even after she's been drained of all emotion neurologically
BEST GIRL
LOYAL, FAITHFUL WAIFU
HOMOSEXUALS NEED NOT APPLY
Hanzo looks pretty disgusting now desu senpai
>>163279230
Follow your heart, anon.
>>163279708
C.U.C.K.
U
C
K
Who else got incredibly sad when looking at Reaper's panel? Fuck, that was the saddest part of the whole comic.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT LESBIANS
FAGGOTS BTFO
To be honest, I think Tracer being gay makes a lot of sense considering her character. What bothers me is how poorly executed the whole thing. This random character just pops, someone who just knew existed, and kisses her. No clues, no buildup, nothing. It feels just like blatant pandering.
So McCree knows that Sombra is just using Talon for her own ends, right? That's why he hangs out with her in a small dive bar in the middle of nowhere Mexico?
I'm quitting desu
It feels good to be free
>>163279812
Ghost in the shell did it before it was cool.
>>163279708
Please don't make that women his wife or something
Gabe suffered enough
>after a few months, bank successfully charged back my purchase
based Bank of America, what a bunch of troopers
>>163279819
Looks like Metzen
>>163279595
her ingame model is taller than Tracer
>Mainstream sports anime has faggot couples kissing and proposing like it was nothing
>Mainstream games have dyke poster girls
Leftists destroyed the worldwide industry
>>163279827
Reaper is in his 60s, my dude. That's probably his kid, their spouse, and his grandchild.
>>163277901
They're probably the kids of his dead comrades from the war. He either adopted them/ supports their orphanage.
>>163279818
She just feels remorse for killing an innocent person. She's not the person she was
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163279883
Every single character is pandering, so it fits right in.
>The only offensive heroes played in diamond are Pharah and Soldier
>Yet people will still say they're balanced
>>163279482
>It's Official: Blizzard is Awesome
This one smacks of the most Buzzfeed and will actually be published as a completely real unironic thing in less than 12 hours.
>>163279683
>complete personality reprogramming doesn't actually work
Nah, that's kind of lame.
am i the only one who is more confused after seeing this picture than before seeing it
some of them are obvious - roadhog and junkrat are having a joyride in true australian fashion, pharah is having dinner with her boyfriend or her dad, widowmaker is putting a rose on her husband's grave.
some of them are less so
i cannot even fathom what hanzo is doing with the cake, who the fuck is that kid? 76 is looking at a picture of him and someone, but it doesn't look like reaper or ana, so who is it? speaking of reaper, i have no clue what mexi meme shit he's about to get up to but it cannot be good.
>>163279812
Oh god it's already started
The fact that these were written so quickly only renforces how shitty the writing is on these sites.
>>163279819
Do people forget Hanzo used to run the Yakuza
>>163279832
Being in Talon is suffering
>>163279821
>>163279818
Why is she so perfect?
>>163279794
>i'm gay, please by gay like me!
oh god how fucking mad are you right now fagshipper?
give your family their christmas wish and just kill yourself now
>>163279883
Why the fuck do peoples love lives matter? It's just some girl she's fucking, why would it need an ARG
How fun would it be to rape Tracer? At least 500% more fun now that you know she has a mental illness that makes her afraid of cock.
>>163279883
So is this Pharahs dad or is she on a date? If it is Pharahs dad, I guess he is divorced with Ana because Ana only tells Pharah in the letter she is alive.
>>163279883
/v/tards threw fits over leadins to gay characters
blizzard took gay out of game, put in comic with nothing leading to it
/v/tards still shitting themselves
>B-but Tracer is flat
>Her model bust is just her chest piece
>She looks like a boy
btfo
>>163279883
Yup. That's what I thought as well. They could've made this so fucking good but instead they chose went with this. So disappointing :/
>>163279832
I always believe Reaper has it the roughest.
He's genetically unstable, constantly degenerating and regenerating, he probably looks like something out of Hellraiser underneath the mask...
and to top it all off the people he works with would rather booze it up or hang out by a headstone than hang out with him.
>tracer is gay
and water is wet *yawn*
>>163278108
The same reason you come back to 4chan.
I thought trannies had them beat, but 2016 has proved to me that no one is more sensitive than Straight White Conservatives
>>163280030
Im not the one who can only jerk it to lesbians =)
Where were you when Winston got BTFO?
>>163280080
Guy looks old
Probably her father or a relative
Also Pharah has all her limbs AMPUTEEFAGS BTFO
>>163279819
Casual skins when?
>Zenyatta wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt
How do I enjoy quickplay when the opponents are always 500+ rank points above me?
For those of you constantly misinterpreting this, for ironically or unironically, this is what it means.
Other interpretations are wrong.
What happened to that 76 reaper shipper?
>>163280080
Similar hair, jaw, even their clothes are reflections of one another.
>>163279993
>meximeme shit
I like the idea of that panel being him just about to rob a happy family of passers-by on Christmas.
Reaper Grinch skin when
>>163280139
>you will never be this fucking mad
i bet your fucking hands are shaking
>>163280080
I would assume it's her father
Doubt be married to Ana could have been much of a party
>Constantly away on missions
>Never knowing if she's coming back at all
>>163280080
L E A F E D
>>163280165
>I HATE CHINESE
What did D.va meant with this?
Didn't widow kill her husband in his sleep? Why does she care all of a sudden? Also, is that Sombra at the bar with Mccree? This is canon right?
>>163280160
i'm more depressed that she's not ripped though
>>163279883
>It feels just like blatant pandering.
Well duh.
What's the alternative? Set her up with brainwashed purest waifu, like the shipperfags wanted? Introducing a non-combatant girlfriend is for the best really. There's all kinds of terrible, idiotic implications if they gave the shippers what they wanted.
>>163279927
He's the universe's edgiest fuck. Suffering is his very nature.
>>163279961
Profile lists his age as 56. And that woman and guy look like they could be the same-ish age. And then there's the kid. He looks to be at just the right age to have been conceived shortly after Overwatch's fall...
>>163279603
>>163279651
CONFIRMED FOR FEELING EMOTIONS AND SHIT
CONFIRMED BEST GIRL
>OMG GENJI WROTE MERCY A LETTER GUYS IT'S LOVE
NO IT'S NOT YOU FUCKING LOVELESS CUKCOLDS.
MERCY FUCKING RESSURECTED GENJI FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH
IF YOU GOT SAVED BY SOMEONE WHILE ON THE VERGE OF DYING YOU WOULD SHOW THANKS TO THEM AT ALL TIMES OF THE YEAR ALSO
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROMANCE IT'S BEING THANKFUL FOR NOT BEING A FUCKING CORPSE GOD DAMNIT NOT EVERY CHARACTER HAS TO THEIR DICK IN ANOTHER CHARACTER
FUCK OFF REDDIT AND TUMBLR
>>163280159
:'(
>jmfw ust bought the game today tand Blizz has shoved gay shit on it
I want a refund
>>163280197
Going through the five stagesdenial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance
>>163279949
I know we're all busy with tracergate etc but can we take a moment to appreciate how dead inside D.va looks like in this victory pose?
>>163279812
I wish that the media wasnt this thirsty to bring up LGBT stuff for hits and it was more commonplace so it doesnt have to be breaking news. Game companies should be allowed to do whatever they want, and it shouldnt have to be so rare that tumblr/media/reddit has to hop on it like HEY LOOK, WE GOT ONE! WE'RE WINNING!
It just defeats the point of the characters entirely.
>>163279819
>undercut plus top knot.
>ears pierced.
>nasal bridge pierced.
what the literal fuck? he's not some hipster piece of shit blizzard. REEEE
>>163280262
Seems like youre talking about yourself anon, im not the one trying to defend my sexuality to strangers over the internet.
So does McCree literally just have no one to even interact with, let alone friends?
>>163280080
It's a candel lit dinner and she has a clearly flirty smile.
Dude is probably her BF, and in his late 30s/early 40s.
He's way too young looking to be her father.
>>163280294
she's like the winter soldier or some shit
>>163280160
>>163280230
>>163280265
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>>163280080
Nah, Pharah is getting LEAF'd. She's a loyal Canadian Cock Concubine.
>>163279993
Hanzo is in front of a Japanese cake, probably a thing for his brother. 76 looks like he's looking at a photo of someone younger, likely a deceased child.
why do people care so much that Tracer is gay
like, why is it trending on twitter? why do these SJWs care?
>>163280080
In her comic it was mentioned someone was going to get her a meal sometime, I think this is just a continuation of that plotline, along with why 76 and Ana are together, alone.
Guess I'm deleting all my straight Tracer r34
>>163280387
He's a Vigilante
Vigilantes dont have friends
>>163280265
I'm still assuming it's the guy she saved in her comic.
God-king Enumbre here, I've come to give you spiritual guidance in this difficult time.
Tracer is not gay. As the best Tracer player (and thus Tracer's master) I forbid her from seeing women. She will be administered electroshock therapy by Winston until she acquires a healthy heterosexual sex drive.
Are there any questions?
>>163280190
>obessed
>obessed
>>163280372
She probably just wants to go home and celebrate with her family but has to film shitty Christmas commercials
>>163280275
mei just invited her to eat chinese food, d.va saw her huge tits and got breast envy and started crying and said "i hate chinese" as in refusing the food and saying she hates mei for having such large tits.
>>163280472
But all your tracerx(insert OW girl) are now canon
>>163280472
Lesbian tracer 34 is now too vanilla, you should delete that and keep the straight r34.
>>163280346
>B-BUT S-SHE SAVED HIM!!
>her fucking job is to save lives
>doctor you saved my life! Now we have to go out! logic
>there are people who actually like Tracer
Let that sink in for a moment.
>>163279979
>balance talk right now
Good luck m8. Soldier 76 is definitely in every game but I haven't seen Pharah as often. Sombra and Reaper are about the only ones I haven't seen much of if at all in Sombra's case.
>>163280472
Have faith, anon.
It's the progressive future. She could hop from muff to shaft in the blink of an eye for all we know.
>>163280385
but you are
>hurr you're dumb for hating gays
>hurr you must be gay like me too
you defend yourself every day
stop defending yourself, and just end it
you are subhuman
delete tracer right now
>>163279819
the day hanzo became metzen
I swear if Gency is canon I will uninstall and never play this game again.
let's just pretend this letter is not a love letter.
>>163280294
It's long been established that through the brainwashing, Widowmaker still remembers her husband, cherishes his memory, and regrets what she did under Talon's brainwashing, though she is helpless to resist it.There's also an implication that she wants to die, and be reunited with him in death.
>>163280551
Nigger, she's the postergirl of the game
>>163280551
people are just pretending to now that shes gay
>>163280190
Jack isn't obsessed with the past? He has taken a new identity and has been fighting against gangs????
Does anyone else exclusively play No Limits and just dick around?
I kek heartily anytime someone says the words """""Competitive""""""" Overwatch.
>>163279147
reminder that /pol/ got a mod fired yesterday
>>163279708
So, is this guy supposed to be Reapers son? Is it him on 76's photo, or Reaper is just stalking random people?
>>163280595
>>163280549
>>163280346
You guys do realize the lead writer tweeted gency artwork?
EDGY BOYFRIEND IS CANON
>>163280516
You know, enumbre, over time, I have begun to see the humor behind your smugness and now I low-key love your posts my man.Are you single?
>>163280595
he just wrote "thanks for giving me a nice ass" on the letter in big letters to get the point across.
reminder that the only ones mad are the degenerate faggots
>>163280637
I used to but with new Symmetra and how her shields stack it's literally unplayable
>>163280387
As far as he knows his mentor and old bosses are all dead, and he probably lost contact with Tracer/Mercy/Pharah/Winston over the years he spent as a wandering vigilante - assuming he was even notably close to them before.
>>163280634
That destroyed Overwatch specifically, he's at war with them and claims he won't ever stop. That's obsession.
>>163280516
thank you enumbre!
Traveling Hanzo skin when
>>163280346
Calm down guy.
Yes, the letter can very easily be a platonic gesture to someone who would obviously be important to him, romantic interest or no.
Calm yo tits. Shippers will be shippers; any little sign is everything to them. Just let it go brah.
>>163280595
>New hero
>Gency
>Healer ninja from the future to keep his parents safe from an assassination plot
MAKE IT HAPPEN BLIZZARD
>>163280617
Hope Zen can fulfill that last wish of hers. Be quite fitting.
>>163280662
>my baby!
oh no
>>163280637
Yea.
People tryhard whenever crates refresh though
>>163280595
She's a doctor
She saved his life
You don't fuck your doctor in real life after he saves your life do you?
>>163280160
was confirmed awhile ago she wasn't
So Tracer doesn't need to wear her accelerator at all times anymore? Why did they change that piece of lore?
Man, poor Hanzo.
I felt bad for Winston too until Tracer and her buddy appeared there.
>Kids confirmed for Torb's
Torbjorn confirmed for fucking machine confirmed.
>>163280259
Where did you find this?
>>163280695
I'm in a sexual relationship with Mendokusaii, you're crazy if you think I'm giving up his tight, luscious boipuss for you.
>>163280742
>piercings
>that hair
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>163280294
F
>>163280582
>being this mad over internet conversations.
Im just making shit up every time i write, im not even gay.
>>163280394
>Candle lit
It's a shitty little lantern.
The TV in the corner and the tacky table cloth make it feel like some middle-of-nowhere diner. It's her teammate. Could still be romantic, sure, but could just as easily be platonic.
I wish I could gas all the faggots from this planet
>>163280795
Doctor - patient attraction is more common than you think, especially if the doctor is gorgeous.
>>163280595
>I swear if Gency is canon I will uninstall and never play this game again.
>let's just pretend this letter is not a love letter.
If someone used magic science to give you a robot body and you became a buddhist monk I think writing a letter of thanks would be normal
>>163280842
Look at the actual comic before making stupid comments
>>163280742
Who is he buying a cake for?
>first time I played this hero, so its ok that I play like a newborn!!
What is wrong with people nowadays? What was your worst experience so far?
blizzard is trying too hard to be le progressive with this game
dropped
>>163280916
Okay buddy, keep reaching for straws there Freud
>None of the main characters are dating each other
>They're dating people outside the org
I like this
>>163280040
It doesn't really matter. Shipperfags mush characters together like kids playing with dolls, they don't know anything
OW is basicallly X-Men: The Game, and one thing that drove the fans crazy - buying more comics - was the relationship drama
>>163280915
Theres easier ways to kill yourself dude.
>>163280954
He be stealin it
>>163280662
Well, glad that's been settled.
>>163280676
You realize he self inserts as genji right?he needs to neck himself
>>163280776
Widow embracing tranquility of death?
I like it.
>>163280742
Piercings are stupid but I like the hair and outfit. Looks very "street samurai".
>>163280387
His friends where Reaper and a gang of criminals
>>163279319
>Lucio/D.va
>JunkMei
>Ana76
>Anahardt
Wow, those sure do involve Mercy.
>>163280939
That didn't answer my question. I did look at the comic.
>Micheal "the ship sinker" Chu
>Micheal "the fag ship burner" Chu
>Micheal "light the flame and run" Chu
>>163281005
Who the fuck is that kid?
>>163280662
Haha Rein can still be my husbando
>>163280742
Knowing blizz and their new found laziness, nobut perhaps we'll see him in diapers February
I heard some shit happened apparently.
I dont play ow, fill me in.
Roadhog, Junkrat and Zenyatta continue to be the best characters
I'm glad I backed the right horses
>>163281073
It works as long as it's near her
>we'll never get comics that continue the actual story
>>163281081
Hes the one Hanzo is buying a cake for.
>>163280776
Somehow revenge doesn't quite seem like Zen's dig.
Kind of goes against the whole "Zen" thing.
>>163280676
>shitty pixel art avatar
no wonder his comic is trash too
>Ana's clearly fed up with Jack
>Jack was holding that picture in Old Soldiers and probably others
>Gabe staring at couples on Christmas Eve
That confirmation is on the horizon bros. How's it feel to keep winning when so many other faggots keep losing? Haha.
>want to open menu during a match for any reason
>have to mash esc because it takes at least 5 presses to open
FUCKING WHY.
>>163281073
You can see her accelerator plugged in the outlet
She just needs to be within a certain range of it
>>163281137
Happy Holidays!
>>163281097
Tracer digs chicks.
People are headcanoning like mad over comic panels.Amelie a cute
>all these mad hets
lmao
>>163281097
tracer has a cute redhead gf
Genjoo sexts mercy
>>163281147
Gotta do somethin tho, "Zen" wouldn't allow psychopaths like her to roam the earth... would he?
>>163281071
I thought I had put an "or ancient" clause in there, but
>JunkMei
I've never seen anyone seriously ship this and I've only ever seen like 2 images of it total
>Lucio/D.va
This exists?
>>163281165
i just found out yesterday that one of the extra buttons on my mouse acts as "escape" in the menus
let me tell you how excited i was to discover this
Am I stupid for thinking this Tracer thing is a way to get Overwatch more publicity?
>>163281195
Werent people thinking that Mercy or Phara were the gay characters?
Im guessing shippers didnt take that well huh?
>>163281220
Where can I see these comics?
>>163280742
That hair wouldn't be half as bad if it wasn't a disgusting undercut
This might as well just confirm that Hanzo is a raging homosexual considering how gay undercuts are
>>163281071
>JunkMei
This one still makes no sense to me.
>>163281097
Tracer was revealed as gay, and now it's a battle royal between butthurt shippers, Anti-SJWs, SJWs, Faggots, Homophobes, et.all.
In short, grab the popcorn. Dis gun be gud.
>>163278091
considering Sombra is in this picture, Rape time
What was the comic about anyway, I don't follow meta
Is Tracer the only gay? That was pretty obvious anyway.
Glad they didn't go through with that awful forced McHanzo toss
>>163281274
>that button is my push to talk key in any voice chat program I use
>no option to rebind it in overwatch settings
I hate it
>>163278079
>>163277939
The white haired guy in the picture isnt 76, because he's been presumed dead by everyone since the explosion. So when would he have taken his photo with someone he cares about?
The young guy in the photo is clearly 76, the older guy, dunno, maybe his dad?
>>163278543
Pharah knows she faked her death
Thats the whole point of the letter Ana wrote to her in the Ana cinematic
Tenderly raping Tracer!
Raping Tracer so tenderly it turns her straight!
>>163281314
Any character in any popular media will get publicity due to the current political climate, that doesn't mean its a complete cash grab.
Date or dad?
The gray hair around his temples imply middle age, which could both make him a relatively young father or a guy just a bit older than Pharah dating her.
Keep in mind that Pharah knows who her father is and it's not a secret in-universe either.
>>163281314
No, thats exactly what it is, they are covering every single niche, its the fucking glee of video games.
>>163281229
Well done.
>>163281240
Zen's more willing to cause harm than his dead preacher friend Mondatta. That's all I know.
>>163281263
>>Lucio/D.va
>This exists?
Dialogue and such reveals that they fanboy/girl over each other. Thus, it's natural to ship them.
>>163281409
dad
>>163280662
>white swedes existing by 2070 or whenever overwatch takes place
there is no way this is true unless that theory about the alternate timeline where islam is eradicated is true
>>163281409
The consensus is that it's her dad.
>i almost got jew that time
What time is she referring to?
>>163281409
considering they're not in a restaurant and looks like some sort of dig I'd say father
he also looks abo canuck which makes sense for her skins
>>163278393
>>163277939
>he's been staringt at this picture for two hours now
>I am bored
>this place smells
>I want to see Fareeha again
>Winston hosts a party for everyone
>No one but Tracer shows up
>They dont even notify Winston that they cant make it
What assholes, Winston is too pure
>>163281409
its not gray hair it's shitty lighting
its a date, pharah has sucked a cock or two in her time. don't live in denial
>>163281409
Why does Pharah have such aggressive blowjob lips?
So do they not celebrate Christmas in post-robo war Russia?
>>163281409
it's not gray, it's just the lighting
>>163280742
>Hanzo buys cake to some random kid on christmas
>not Praying on Hanamura in front of Genji's swords
Literally out of character
This comic is not canon
>>163281409
Pretty sure that's her dad.
The tip to me is his similar dress. Ana being away on missions would've meant Fareeha was raised more by her father, so he would've impressed on her more than Ana did.
>>163281469
Oh is that for you? I agree. I am literally kekking over here.
>>163281409
Platonic Dinner Date with a co-worker.
>>163281383
Winston is holding a Christmas dinner, but no one's showed up. Tracer is then seen dashing around London, searching for a Christmas gift, but gets distracted by helping others. Eventually a family she helped gives a gift before she returns home. The gift turns out to be exactly what she wanted to get for her girlfriend. They then go to dinner with Winston, and we also see what other characters are doing over the holidays in a quick montage page.
>>163281535
Russian Christmas is in January
>>163281454
>shipping
>natural
if it wasn't for faggots blowing each other and getting shit covered dicks, shipping would be the gayest fucking thing in the world
>>163281081
it's me
>>163280742
DELETE THIS
>>163281575
He knows Genji is alive now
>>163281274
I wouldn't know if one of mine is because I'd have to mash it for fifty years to find out, because my menu never fucking opens without a fight.
>>163281575
This is probably after he found out that Genji is alive. Also, Christmas isn't a huge holiday in Japan. If anything, he should be eating KFC.
New sym ruined this fucking game more than I even thought it was possible
tl:dr
>Tracer
Literally gay and has a girlfriend
>McCree
Drunk and alone in a bar
>Genji
Chillin with Zenyatta in the mountains writing a letter
>Pharah
With her dad(?) eating dinner
>Reaper
Suffering, watching people be happy in a dark corner.
>Soldier 76
Hanging out with Ana, reminiscing about the past, being
depressed.
>Ana
Hanging out with Soldier, wishing she was anywhere else
>Sombra
In the bar with McCree hanging out
>Bastion
N/a
>Hanzo
Has a kid(?), buying him something
>Winston
Being forever alone with his AI
>Junkrat and Roadhog
Broing it up in an amusement park
>Mercy
In the middle east (?) doing her duties, reading a likely thank you letter from Genji for saving his life
>Mei
Being the weather lady
>Zarya
Doing zarya russian things
>Hana
Being a fucking shill for herself
>Lucio
N/A
>Symmetra
N/A
>Zenyatta
Meditating in the mountains with Genji
>Reinhardt
Hanging out with Torb and his 20 kids reading them a story
>Torb
Hanging out with his wife, Reinhardt and his 20 kids
>Widow
Payed a visit to her deceased husbands grave
>>163281653
>implying that abomination is Genji
Fuck off apologist
>>163281535
Russians celebrate in Jan. Zarya's just cleaning up Omnic-scum so she can celebrate in peace.
Ana's got nice legs
Reminder that when Quake Champions comes out this game is beyond dead
Reminder that everyone who played Quake Champions said it was amazing and easily ready for release, yet it's still being held for another six months for additional polishing
>>163280742
is he undercover or some shit? why is he so dramatically different?
>>163281409
Blizz says the comic is about the heroes heading home for the holidays so I'm guessing it's her dad.
>>163280742
lol the chin on that person in the back
>>163281613
>for her girlfriend
The scarf matches Winston's sweater
When her gf asks if it's for her, Tracer says no but she opens it anyway. The scarf was for Winston.
>>163281743
And Jacks are completely fucked
>>163281725
Shut up Hanzo
>>163281631
Well I'll be damned.
I guess new comic in January confirmed.
>Ana with white man
>Pharah with white man
>>163281706
I miss the times of McRightclick, things were simpler
>russian version of the comic doesn't have gay tracer
Based russians
>>163281706
wtf are you bitching about?
she is literally bottom trashcan tier...
>>163281314
>"GOTY has lesbian poster-girl!"
Nope your cognition is working just fine
>>163281409
i don't know. i think there are good arguments for it being either. i'll say boyfriend just to be different and special.
>>163280516
>She will be administered electroshock therapy by Winston
>>163281632
Eh, personally I've come to the belief that shipping is indeed quite natural. A romantic relationship is a big part of a person's life; thus the distinct interest that people take in the potential and development of other's relationships (even those of fictional characters) is a strong indication as to how invested they are in that person/character's life.
Where can I find the comics?
>>163281756
Quake is trash, only reason they said it was amazing was because they're nostalgiababbies and just want their shitty game to come out asap
>>163278364
>I need healing!
>>163281137
what story?
>>163281784
The little girl gave her that gift.
She said no because she didn't know what the gift was.
>>163281482
There's no way Islam could've survived the Omnic Crisis
Did anyone actually ship Tracer with a guy to begin with?
>>163281743
Why is Jack carrying around old pictures of the good times when he complains about having no good times?
Ana was right he is crazy.
Meanwhile Gabe is glaring at couples on Christmas Eve.
"WHY DO THEY GET TO BE HAPPY WHEN I'M ALONE."
Craaaaaaaaawling
>>163281826
Because retards always pick her and fuck up your team comp
So fucking sick of either having one healer or 3 supports in every single game
>/owg/ can't help but suck competitive dick when it comes to balance
>Symmetra remains unused in comp
>But guys she's totally broken!
wew
>>163281719
>reading a likely thank you letter from Genji for saving his life
The fucking delusion
BAHAHAHAHAH
WHERE IS THAT FAGGOT WHO POST 76 AND REAPER?
IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? TRACER BEING GAY? IRRELEVANT!
>>163278836
Dunno, but it's nice to know that he can switch his fake-hand to a more civil-version when out of combat.
Is D.va working on Christmas Eve?
Holy shit, shell take every chance to make money even thought shes probably rich already
>>163281928
So in your mind the conversation went like this
>Is this for me?
>No I don't know what it is
Serious question, are you autistic?
when the fuck are they fixing 2cp maps??
fucking sick of playing on them and either drawing or losing completely one sided
>>163281784
>The scarf matches Winston's sweater
Eeeeeh, kinda? I can sorta see what you mean. Personally don't think they go together that well.
give it to me straight famalams, how many ships got sunk today
You guys would say any gay character was a publicity stunt.
Prove me wrong.
>>163278091
Time to get
BOOPED
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E
D
>People are "shocked" a character that looks like this is a homosexual
If you told me that anyone was gay and I had to guess no doubt in my mind would it be this dyke.
>>163282013
well it is in every single case
>>163281974
refer to >>163281160
Blizzard, come on...
>>163279045
Wtf is Reaper doing? :D
>>163282013
everything that isnt new game content is done specifically for publicity
>>163281972
Genji's essentially a buddhist monk now you expect him to go off and fuck mercy?
>>163281409
The dude's missing a limb so he's probably a member of her team
I would bet all my moneynegative $2.96 canadianthat one of that kid's parents in Reaper's panel is his kid.
>>163281880
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/media/
And scroll down to comics.
>>163282010
Every single one excluding GenjiMercy and possibly Ana76
>>163282032
I want Sombra to boop my dick with her nails in my urethra
>>163282010
Only the tracer x [insert game character here]
All the other ships are damaged but still floating
>>163281520
>>163281541
Have you no eyes?
This is the boundary between lit and unlit areas, that hair is clearly gary at the temples.
>>163280662
>everyone laughed at Torb for being a manlet and a swede kek
>he has a big WHITE family and a hot wife
>he hates omniggers
How based can one guy be?
>>163282013
it is, you dont see people announcing that their characters are straight
>>163282013
If a character was gay to move forward a story in the sense their sexuality was a plot device, sure it's not a stunt it's story telling, in this game, this game has 0 storytelling, this is a publicity stunt to be progressive.
>>163281756
I'd like to play a game that's not made by blizzard so we'll see
>>163278914
>>That one fag saying Pharah's dad is Rein got BTFO
Wait, where?
>>163282049
What I'm most shocked about is they did it with the poster character for overwatch. That's a big push for something like this
>>163282049
At least it's Tracer and not Zarya.
>>163282147
refer to >>163281160
Don't be delusional, we know which ship will never sink all the way to the confirmation docks.
>>163280742
I NEED THIS SKIN
I DONT CARE IT LOOKS COOL
What if Tracer is bisexual and the manchildren are overreacting to the kiss?
>>163282010
Widow/Tracer died because Widow still mourns her husband and Tracer has a girlfriend. Unless you shipped Rein or Torb with anyone, that's it.
>>163282101
>Zenyatta is my most played
>30 boxes later not a single christmas skin
>>163278301
>>163282049
She's way too thin and has too good of an ass to be a lesbian tb.h
>>163279708
>>163279827
>>163279927
>>163280667
Reaper's looking at them because the woman looks like ana and the guy looks like jack.
It's one of those moments where you see someone who looks like someone you used to know and you stare a bit as memories hit you like a truck.
t. vet who lost mates to war and you see lookalikes and end up getting the 1000 yard stare without noticing until being told you do it.
>>163281801
The FUCKING LEAF is probably her dad
Blizzard is putting shit up on twitter, they might answer that if someone asks them
>>163282124
You sure that's not just the way it's drawn? His arm could be crossed over in front of him.
>literally a dyke in every single game, television show, or movie
>meanwhile gay men only make up a third of that amount
I really don't understand the logic behindhetshitsbeing okay with lesbos, but not the purity of boyzu ravu. Like, they're both gay.
>>163282174
Why does he have so many redhead kids when he and his woman are both blonde
>>163280803
It was? Her in-game model says otherwise. Or did they just explain it with pictures and said that it was a real tight fit?
>>163277812
Is she called Widowmaker because she made herself a widow?
>>163282049
what about zarya?
>>163282251
You need to leave your room hombre, I know of some dykes with some big fucking butts with skinny wastes
>>163281929
do we know anything about how hard the middle east was hit by the omnic crisis?
if it was anything more than like 3 bastion sized omnics, europe probably imported half of the region's population like they're doing now irl.
maybe the crisis did wipe them all out. it would explain ana and pharah possibly being kemets.
>>163282165
Why are they going on a candle light date though?
>>163281719
>>163281972
>Genji is Japanese
>In Japan, Christmas is primarily a commercial holiday (even more-so than other countries)
>Is generally used as an excuse for romantic gestures, not unlike a second Valentines Day
Not saying it's 100% in Genji's case, but odds are a Japanese guy writing a letter on Christmas is for romantic reasons.
>tracer is confirmed to be gay
wow sick character development there, blizzbois. real good
>>163282246
>Never played zenyatta in my life
>T H R E E nutyattas
fuck off blizzard
my lesbian tracer porn is now canon
yuri is best
>>163278319
And here I always figured Tracer and Winston were an item.
>>163280080
Is he missing an arm? Amputees everywhere.
Also - either he is really young to be her dad because of how old her mom looks, or he is too old to be her boyfriend/husband because he has graying hair.
Have we had any twitter lore questions answered other than tracer's chrono accelerator? We might be able to pull something more out of them while they are still keeping an eye out tonight. I got b& and don't feel like making an egg account, otherwise I would ask some questions myself.
>>163282247
Alright, I laughed.
>>163282247
this is great, though i'd like to see this with some copypastas
I'm dead and Blizzard killed me.
>>163282341
sauce rite fukin now
I wonder how much money Blizz makes from smurf accounts
>>163282286
And because she represents a Black Widow.
>can hang from a web
>7 eyes on the helmet, another on the scope of her rifle
>her ass is fat
>>163282247
>My ultimate is charging
>blatantly shipped with Widow by blizz themselves
>dyke hair
>WOW SHE'S A LESBIAN DAMN!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE
>>163282314
SHE'S A DOCTOR
DOCTOR SAVE LIVES
SHE SAVED HIS LIFE
HE'S A GOD DAMN NINJA-MONK ROBOT WHO LIVES ON A MOUNTAIN
HE'S NOT FUCKING SLIDING IN HER DMS ON CHRISTMAS TO DICK HER
GOD DAMNIT GO AWAY SHIPPERS
>>163282005
Are you retarded or did you not read the comic?
Tracer got interrupted before she could say anything.
Any normal person would be hesitant to give a gift when they have no idea what it fucking is.
>>163282006
"We're talking about some potential changes but really like 2cp and think it provides exciting moments" was Kaplan's response.
I thought Tracer needed to wear that chronal harness thing to keep from disappearing again or whatever?
>>163282297
they probably wanted it to be a surprise, zarya would be WAY too obvious
also kinda funny considering how assblasted ruskies are about homos
>someone is doing fine
>get into tiebreaker rounds
>they go Widow
help
>>163282267
It still could be a team mate. They are wearing similar outfits
So the gay man is gonna be Lucio right?
The only other options are Hanzo and McCree. Homos are nonos in Japan and McCree seems to on the nose being a cowboy.
>Tracer's gay/bi
Huh, neat.
Well, rest in peace best ship
>>163282010
WidowTracer for 100% sure. Tracer has a non-combatant GF, and Widow is 120% dedicated to dead husbando.
Some shade thrown on Pharamercy, given that Pharah is on a date (Whether platonic or romantic, who knows) while Mercy got a letter from Genji.
>>163282275
faggots are gross
>>163282247
>>163282246
>got it on my second box which was a free box from arcade
>I fucking hate Zenyatta
>>163281263
One of the anons here put together a JunkMei album with several hundred images, so I think you might just not be looking. It's probably his most popular ship even compared to Roadrat. D.va/Lucio is rarer, but it's definitely there.
>>163281328
It's an opposites attract thing, I think. Plus his tone when he talks to her could be seen as flirting.
>>163282432
>>163282432
It just has to be near her.
>Take one of your top most popular female characters
>Make her gay to get money from the idiot SJWs who lap up any progressive shit handed in front of them
Why not do it for Symmitra? That way the people who don't care about gender/trans/LBGT politics don't angry and the SJWs who aren't playing your game anyway get their phyyric victory
>>163282425
He is not a ninja monk though, he is not even a pacifist, unlike Zennyatta
>Tracer is LITERALLY trending worldwide
i hate this world
>>163282439
>also kinda funny considering how assblasted ruskies are about homos
and 4chan is the only society on earth that likes russia, and equally hates gays
hmmmm
>>163282505
How retarded haha
>>163282342
Tracer takes the gorilla dick, D.Va takes the monkey dick
Welp it's been fun reading this thread, but it reminded how fucking shit this general is.
>shippers being idiots
>people who need to go back to their at-right forum
>vocal shitposters losing their shit about every single thing blizz does
Yeah, nice general overbabs
>>163282505
yuri are magic
What else is new
>>163282464That's kinda hot!
>>163282247
>Dear diary Zenyatta is being a faggot again
>>163282432
It obviously works within a certain distance of her.
Makes sense, given that Winston first retrieved her within some kind of special room equipped with the same tech.
>>163282505it just works
>>163282247
comedy gold
>>163282275
dykes are fappable for straight guys, gays aren't
kek
>>163282310
>Candle light
It's a shitty little lantern!
Christ.
>>163282345
>Have we had any twitter lore questions answered other than tracer's chrono accelerator?
The family in the middle panel was confirmed Torb's, with Rein visiting.
>>163282275
because /pol/tards throw a fit when the "liberal" media "forces" them to think about their repressed sexuality which must be pure and only for the sake of reproduction because God/nature says so
>>163282537
There are no monkey's in OverwatchI know you're going to post Lucio. You're about as creative as a rock.
>>163282275
I could give a serious explanation for this, but I won't.
>>163282461
Lucio will be bi but they will never show him doing anything with a dude.
That's the safest option and blizz will go with it.
>>163282432
Is that a saddle or something, I can't tell if it's just sitting on something or if it's a dock
>>163282432
Symmetra is on the cover of the magazine
>>163282284
Yes, someone at blizzcon even asked about it again. They asked if Lucio, Symmetra and Pharah were all amputees and the answer was that Symmetra was the only amputee out of those three.
>>163282567
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This pic is half canon now.
>>163282567
MOOT
>>163282578
sounds like straight guys are fags
>You will never have a friendship like Roadhog and Junkrat
Forget dykes, these two are the real champs of this game.
>>163282275
because straight guys think lesbians are hot
>>163278989
Poland.
>>163282517
Is making a character straight done to get money from straight people?
>Leave shippers to me
>>163280294
>This is canon right?
You fuckers realize this game has no campaign or story of any kind? Why are you so obsessed about a dumb comic
Why does Reaper sit in Alleyways and look at happy families?
>>163282619
There isn't a serious explanation. It's just joking about being hardcore Christians.
>>163282425
Calm down man.
I'm just pointing out some logic by which you could cite a potential romantic interest.
And even if Genji, as a patient, developed a crush on his savior, that doesn't mean she'd reciprocate.
>>163279147
I thought that was /k/?
Pandering was a mistake
Cute male hero WHEN, BLIZZARD?
>>163282578
Straight guys just need to be introduced to the beauty that is boy's love.
>>163282283
Because a "true" redhead is literally just a different kind of blonde.
>>163282283
He's giving it all he's got.
>>163282284
It's been confirmed she isn't an amputee all six ways from Sunday.
>>163282681
That's a tiny as fuck bath tub why would they do that.
>>163282425
you got anger issues bro
it's a video game set in a fictional world
why do you care this much about pretend people
>>163282681
I want to be protected by that smile.
>>163278364
This made my day, thanks anon.
>>163282723
Maybe the mom or dad is his kid? Dude's like 60 so it's possible.
>>163282559
Will post the first page because I can't get in trouble for a robot dry humping a girl through her pants.
>>163282275
mer personally, i'm straight and most of the time i find myself disliking yuri and half ironically half unironically supporting a yaoi pairing in a series
i know someone will call me gay for that but i feel like in most instances, yuri feels forced, excluding obviously yuri focused series like senran kagura or love live
>>163282723
How else will people know he is an edgelord?
>>163282517
Symm is autistic
Hanzo has depression
Junkrat is just plain crazy
Mei is a psychopath
Tracer is the most stable member of teh whole cast and they have to paint someone on the lgbt spectrum in a positive light
What would an evil Zenyatta be like?
Pharah is 32. Pharahs dad has to be old as fuck. He would look more like Ana, Jack, and Reinhardt. Pharah is probably getting her mouth pumped full of Canadian maple semen by this gentleman. Their uniforms match the color patterns of Helix Securities.
>>163282705
Straight people make up a greater populace though.
>>163282687
Too bad theres this obsessive autist across /vg/ and /v/ who keeps pushing them together as fags
>>163282461
Hanzo was upset his brother was a playboy because Hanzo couldn't go around fucking guys.
Comics were a mistake
Everyone just assumes things and wants everyone to start fucking each other
God I'm too old for this shit, we need TF2 back where the lore made 0 sense
>>163281719
>Feels comic
>Zen chilling it up
King of not giving a fuck
>>163282723
Gabe's whole life has been nothing but suffering and humiliation
>>163282723
Reaper is old as fuck, he's probably stalking his kid and their family.
>>163282803
I think the man is his son. He looks more like him.
>gay people being treated like regular people is a big deal to both 4chan and the rest of the internet
murder me, you're all fucking morons
>>163282505
>all this retconning
>>163282805
Good man.
And a merry christmas to you and yours.
>>163282602
>The family in the middle panel was confirmed Torb's, with Rein visiting.
Cool. Rein seems to be an honour-bound knight who will pass his legacy along not by having children but through legends and his squire Brigitte. Fitting.
>>163282723
whats with his legs though
>>163282805
>>163282464
Sauce? Love how this is drawn.
>>163282705
>>163282858
straight people aren't mentally deranged and get excited over a fictional character being straight
>>163282681
Widow doesn't like women, especially annoying British ones. She loves strong men, men so strong they're hunted down by an evil organization.
>>163282909
>No zenn skin with him throwing snowballs
Blizzard was just taunting us with this comic
>>163282884
that's pretty hot
>>163282723
>That guy is the same one who Jack is looking at
>He is Jack's son.
>Reaper will murder him on Christmas Eve to lure 76 out.
>>163282719
DIE! DIE! DIE! SHIPPERFAGS
This is the face of a kid who just watched a Japanese man unhinge his jaw like a snake and devour a cake whole, and knows it's about to happen again.
Anybody else /lose/ here?
Haha
>>163282850
did i miss something? why does everyone keep saying he's a FUCKIN LEAF?
>>163282661
>>163282781
Fine. I'd still like for a more visual proof, but if the "word of god" says that she ain't an amputee then i believe it.
>>163282850
I still believe it's the dude she promised dinner in her last comic
that God A.I tore him up really good
>>163282904
>God I'm too old for this shit, we need TF2 back where the lore made 0 sense
Valve doesn't give a shit about the game but the artist for the comic gives negative shits
>>163282723
refer to >>163280190
>>163282850
That's also the most stereotypical Canadian outfit and he is watching hockey
>>163282930
>>163282946
http://chiptooth-artwork.tumblr.com/post/151297984043/
Here's the source. Have fun.
>>163282174
>>163282283
Why are we assuming they're Torb's kids when Rein is there? Unless Torb married Rein's daughter or some shit that I didn't pick up on.
>me when someone's takenimma regret this
>>163282850
>Pharah having dinner date with her co-worker
>Platonic, romantic, I don't give a fuck
>Little Canadian Flag on the TV in the diner
>They work in Egypt
>Why would an Egyptian TV be tuned to Canadian News?
Calling it now. Next champ is gonna be from the Great White North.
As far as cool shit coming out of Canada goes, probably won't beat Barbatos, but an Overwatch champ will be neat.
>>163283020
He's watching Canada play hockey
What grinds my gears the most is that it's a known fact that lesbians don't exist but gays do , women are inherntly bisexual men can only do 1 of 2 , identifying as a lesbian should be considered a hate crime tbqh
>>163282635
>Sym on the cover of the magazine
>Get to see what literally every single hero gets up to at xmas, even if its just little nods like Mei doing weather shit, dva on tv, and sym is obviously still being sung the high praises of her sick skills and gettong on magazine covers and shit
>...Except lucioAnd bastion
This is bullshit
We know literally nothing about lucio's lifestyle outside of being a dj and leading a revolution
>>163283018
Yes. But i am still optimistic
>>163282935
10 to 1 that she helps him get off when he's too worn out to do it himself
>>163283020
Because they're in Canada. Either Pharah is getting LEAF'd or Ana got LEAF'd.
>>163283020
Look at the tv in the full panel.
>>163283083
Blizz tweet said they were his kids
>>163282935
As long as they don't make him bara shit just because he's musclebound and has a beard.
>>163283083
Blizzard confirmed they're Torbs kids
Considering Reinhardt never had a true romantic interest it would make sense when clearly Torbs wife is right there
>>163282935
tfw rein will never be your actual grandfather
>>163282461
Hopefully none, I know blizz said that there are multiple faggots in Overwatch, but I hope it was to shut upt the tumblrwhales that go to blizzcon asking this fucking SJW questions, so now that they made the flagship a dyke, they will,hopefully, shut up about muh gay characters
>>163282803
I don't think his age has ever been confirmed, but the dude doesn't act his age, if he really is in his 60's.
Can we get a bunch of cute, vanilla hetero Zarya art now?
>>163283045
whats wrong with it
>>163282935
I'd bet dollars to donuts he's got wild oats sown all over the planet.
But you can't exactly summon that kind of "Family" together for Christmas Dinner.
>>163282987
>the loner commander
>having time for a child or relationship
lel
>>163283175
thats what people thought about black people when obama got elected
nothing changed
>>163283104
Lucio's in concert. Bastion isboop beeping
>>163282461
no more please. stop this shit
>>163283104
Lucio is on a poster somewhere
and bastion? he's in teh woods chillin' with birds
>>163283104
He leads it? I thought he just supported it because Free RIghts and all that jazz
>>163282842
>they have to paint someone on the lgbt spectrum in a positive light
Well guess what, you're never going to if you keep forcing your ideals all over the place.
Instead of letting natural progression take place over time you're going to make friction and make things worse.
wew lads
>>163283104
There's a poster for a lucio christmas concert in one of the panels.
Only bastion gets no love
>>163283084
I feel you. I've ruined marriages with my penis.
>>163282341
Source? Reverse image search giving me shit
>>163282723
>Everyone thinking this panel is about Reaper wanting a family
>Not realising he's stalking them so he can murder them and devour their soulsso he can recover 150hp
>We'll never get a comic about jobber Hanzo and the random kid
Why must he suffer so /owg/?
>>163283280
>I NEED HEALING
>>163282973
widow x reaper forever
>>163279159
I have a similar figure, so it's really not all that impossible. All it requires is heavy fat distribution to the bust and a wide pelvis.
>>163283094
That means nothing
You could say he is italian because he is eating spaghetti
They probably went with hockey cause its Christmas and ice and all that
>>163283263
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE GAME ANYMORE
GO AWAY
>>163283075
Awesome, thanks anon.
>>163283263
Congrats. All I've landed thus far is Sombra's recolor. Which I do like.
>>163282380
>>163282543
http://i.imgur.com/wsxYW1x.jpg
>>163277753
What is this comic and what happened?
>>163283218
Oh I mean, the comics are great. The most recent one was really amazing, even.
It's just the artist never gets off his ass.
>>163283314
His suffering will be legendary in hell.
>>163283206
Well he was one of the Overwatch founders so he has to be around the same age as the other ones. He could definitely have an adult kid.
>tfw you self-insert with McCreeWhat's Sombra doing in a bar
>>163283369
The main character is a dyke and kissed in a panel.
>>163283256
He stole the Vishkar technology (All his sound shit) and used le broken speed boost and sound barrier and what not to fuck up the Vishkar corp that were taking over the neighbourhood
And the whole point of him being an internationally famous dj was the same thing, he's like a symbol of anti-oppression in the overwatch universe
Wasnt there an in-universe interview with him somewhere talking about the songs he released on sound cloud?
>>163282925
They're not though.
They're being treated as a marketing gimmick to get money.
That's why you people piss me off. You can't see that this shit is done for money and not for legitimate progressive purposes.
You honestly have this idea that big business gives a shit about you and that this isn't just some ploy to get the progressive dollar.
And the people who never cared are caught in the cross fire.
>>163283321
all Mercy gets is messages like those
>Man I am glad Overwatch is over
>fuckers can go and heal themselves
>>163283326
>I have a similar figure
PLS BE MY GF
>>163283124
Season high 2787
Current 2590
I was so close mang
>>163283324
>widow still in love with dead husband
D E L U S I O N
>>163283420
>"God damnit Tindr..."
>When you finally reduce your sens and get headshots all over the place and overcome the high sens meme
>>163283326
That's nowhere near the mei linked pic, also corset. Try again.
>>163283431
But Winston didn't kiss anyone
Did they fug?
>tfw ugly dwarf man getting more as than you
>>163283420
Surprised they have Sombra and Mcree hanging out with thier repsective gangs
>>163283369
reinhardt has tons of kids
mcree drinks himself to sleep
tracer likes to muff mash
reaper spies on happy families from a dark alley
winston is forever alone
>>163283434
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19828053/
>>163283448
>You will never be so redpilled you think any inclusion at all of non-nuclear family relationships is a sign of the degradation of society and the coming apocalypse
Feels pretty good fampai
>>163283542
Those are Torb's kids.
>>163283510
>Did they fuck
Gee I don't know
Considering his 15 kids are being read a story by Uncle Reinhardt I wouldn't have guessed they abnged
>>163283431
Where can I find this comic
>>163283481
high sens works only with low dpi, you idiot
>>163283420
I'm McCree'ing this Christmas. Every other night, too.
>>163283510
anon, sex makes babies
>>163277939
>>163280294
>>163279708
Fuck Tracer's gay shit. These images gave me the feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>163283261
Oh fuck off you whiny cunt. Any mention of queers and dykes would set people like you off. Shit like Rein and Ana flirting or Torb straight up shown hitting on his wife with a dozen children are fine but Tracer is buying a Christmas present for a loved one that turns out to be a woman and suddenly FUCKING FORCED SJW BULLSHIT. If it was a man she was buying gifts for nobody would even give a damn.
There are far more "forced" ways to push a gay agenda and this is not even close to one of them. There was no message or politics pushed in this it was literally the type of story people always try and pretend they actually want "Don't make a big deal out of it! Just treat them like a normal couple and don't draw attention to her sexuality!" Which is exactly what they did.
>>163283481
>tfw play reaper and dont give a fuck about sensitivity
I don't know what surprised me more; Tracer being a lesbo or Pharah out of her suit.
Also look at those fucking dsl
>>163283510
>Everyone laughs at Torb for being a shit character
>Gets confirmed as the biggest baller of the OW crew
>>163283501
It's not a corset actually, just some lingerie.
Also I said similar, not exact. Have another.
>>163283448
>I'm personally victimized by gay people existing in video games
there's never going to be a proper way to introduce them to you whiny autists
>>163283608
>>163283584
If those are his kids then why aren't any of them dwarves?
>>163283608
Is that tall girl Brigette?
>>163283481
>when you say fuck aim and win with no-aim heroes
>>163280093
What the hell? Why isn't she wearing her time anchor? Shouldn't she be blinking all over the goddamned place?
>>163283448
>They're being treated as a marketing gimmick to get money.
By the headliners, not Blizzard. It's a holiday comic featuring multiple romantic couples. Keeping the lesbians in the shadows for "integrity" is fucking retarded.
>>163283608
Hold on, what the fuck is that cat?
>>163283624
>tfw I can't hit mei because SHE LITERALLY WON'T STOP FUCKING JUMPING
So what's the best way topiss offpeople now that Tracer is confirmed to beat least bi[/spoiler?
>>163283420
probably tracking mcree. she's probably trying to see if he has any ulterior motives for being in a bar in mexico on christmas. he doesn't.
>>163283510
Considering all of the kids around Rein are his I'd say he's plowed that field for years anon.
>>163283420
>PURE BLOODED AMERICAN passed out in mexican bar giving no fucks about those around him because he's an american and doesn't need to care
>DIRTY MUDBLOOD MEXICAN can't stand to see mccree express his freedoms so willy nilly and is both jealous and disgusted
the only thing that could make this better would be if mccree had an uneaten burger next to him
USA USA USA USA
>>163283578
Well it is, but let's not get into that right now.
>>163283608
>that oldest daughter hanging off Rein
He's still got it.
>>163283598
>>163283420
Same here. Not on speaking terms with my family, but the bar across the street from my apartment is open on Christmas.
At least fucking MercyxTorb is canonly finished
Reminder that Pharah has all limbs and is a Canadian Cock Concubine
>>163283708
Make Hanzo and Mccree straight
>>163282247
Fucking kek
>>163283687
2070 cat
Maine coon tiger
>>163282814
>yuri focused series like senran kagura or love live
>yuri focused series
>senran kagura or love live
I feel stupid for falling for this bait
>>163283542
and junkrat is my crazy Australian bf
>>163283667
Torb is actually an ultra cuck
>>163283670
looks like her
>>163283647
POST PICS IF YOU ARE SO GREAT!
>>163283075
>tracer staring straight forward
Ahead of its time
>>163283657
funny because SJWs are the exact opposite
>I'm personally victimized by gay people NOT existing in video games
>>163283730
If those values are the essence of society, why are they 'going away'?
Note that there are plenty of gay jews and jews that don't want families, so it can't all be jews.
>>163283326
>Corset
>Arms are half the size of Mei's
>No legs shown
Try again
>>163283730
>Blizzards lesbians bring all the /pol/cucks to the thread
Real talk though, do you ever realize how triggered you get by nonsensical bullshit or have you managed to not think about that so far?
Homosexual beastialty
>implying it stops
>implying it will ever stop
>implying lesbians are monogamous
>implying this comic didn't just make Tracer ships even hotter
YOU ARE ALL DELUSIONAL WHEN IT COMES TO HOW DYKES WORK
MY DICK JUST GOT EVEN HARDER
>>163283771
This might be the worst drawn Pharah of all time.
She doesn't even look like her
>>163283647
Again, compare the size of the torso and hips to waist on >>163278952
You can keep linking that girl but it's nowhere similar, the 3DPD girl is actually proportional while the drawn mei isn't.
How do into sensitivity?
>>163283863
Who are you quoting?
>>163283420
She's getting Jesse drunk so she can get boop'd.
>>163283448
How old were you when your uncle fucked you in the ass?
>>163283863
go back to /pol/ you redpilled retard yall have been way more annoying about this than the gays
>>163283804
I don't like this comic because it makes Rein look like some addled old fuck.
>>163283902
t. Widow/Tracer fag in denial
>>163283956
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
nice buzzwords
is there a new overwatch comic?
>>163283902
plz anon
I have to work soon.
I want to get drunk on Christmas with Mccree!
>>163283902
>new ship
>widow kills random civ girlfriend
>talon brainwashes tracer
or
>talon brainwashes tracer
>she kills her girlfriend
>widow and tracer go have fun on the battlefield
shippers always find a way
>>163284020
>muh SJW boogeyman
I browse /pol/ daily and I can confirm that no one cares about lesbians
faggots and dykes are disgusting
faggots = any gay man
dykes = ugly lesbians
lesbians = attractive lesbians
>>163283771
>want more pharah
>get this art
Not sure how to feel but at least it's nice to see her out of the suit again.
>>163284070
you
>>163284070
(You)
>>163283657
So you're perfectly fine with your ideal being used as a marketing tool by big business instead of an actual natural thing. That's good to know that your standards and life style has a price tag.
>>163283685
That's not the point. The point is they made one of their top 5 if not top 3 most popular female characters a lesbian to earn money from a niche of people who called the PS4 pre-E3 conference sexist because there wasn't a female on stage.
Do those seem like the kind of people you should market to and that people want to associate with?
>>163284070
its not a boogeyman if its a real thing
its literally trending worldwide on twitter right now, and if you look into it it's basically "haha tracer is gay suck it straight people"
I'm glad Junkrat and Roadhog are having fun
>>163283679
The most likely option is that at home she keeps it in this thing, maybe an amplifier so that can function over an area. The same device is clearly visible when she's having dinner with Winston
>>163282032
Can Sombra hack my dick?
>>163284184
It's a dark day when Junkers and Hog aren't having fun.
>>163282240
>implying Tracer doesn't tonguefuck every piece of ass that crosses her path.
She's probably so skilled at eating carpet she could lick the paint of a car.
I bet she used her time-thingy to give every female member of overwatch a rimjob all at the same time.
>ginger name is emily
>blueberry can still feel emotions
>tracer is gay
Windowtracer is 90% canon.
>>163284070
it's forced on you constantly though
you just accept it
this is just not fair. wtf i hate tracer now.
How do I Rein better? Is it pretty much entirely dependent on your team actually working together and being good?
>>163284123
>its fine only if i can masturbate to it
why is /pol/ such a meme
>>163284123
What about cute gay boys?
>>163283990
>because it makes Rein look like some addled old fuck.
what do you think he is
>>163284152
>your ideal has a price tag
yeah because nothing's ever been sold by heterosexual relationships being deployed to get marketing attention
haha oh wait its every romantic comedy ever
why is hanzo new look is edgy?
>>163284184
I'm glad my ship has more evidence of being confirmed today.
It's a good feel.
HANA LOVES THE DICK
https://a.pomf.cat/pwlkch.webm
>>163284123
Pretty much. I extend it to trannies, too, though. I hate most of them but if theyr'e passable enough then I use whatever retarded pronouns they have when I talk to them.
>>163284243
if you faggots didn't post screencaps from twitter everywhere it would NEVER be forced on me
>>163284297
And RomComs are awful and stupid and nobody except white trash housewives like them.
>>163284253
i think your view of /pol/ is just fucking dumb
>>163284278
faggots
>>163278086
Dude Mexicans are huge alcoholics
>>163283869
>If those values are the essence of society, why are they 'going away'?
They are what societies in general are built around, and they are going away because people forgot this, because we have it easy, comparatively.
And its not some grand conspiracy, just the way of all civilized societies. Rise, peak and fall. And the fall is always accompanied by the vanishing of traditional family units.
>Genji sends a letter to Mercy from halfway across the world
"I NEED HEALING"
So is Pharah dating him?
>Amelie
>Emily
cheeky fucks
>>163278086
Sombra is a 30 year old hacker (wo)manchild
It's fine, Tracer was never best girl.
Widow, Mercy, D.Va, Pharah and Sombra are a hundred times better.
Did Blizz say there was one gay character or two in the cast? Is Tracer the only one, or are we going to see a guy join the ranks?
>>163284331
do you watch movies? TV? commercials? play western video games?
>>163284413
>And the fall is always accompanied by the vanishing of traditional family units.
This is probably the stupidest thing I've seen in a while
>>163284480
Anyone is better then Tracer.Even the new ginger girl.
>>163284505
>play western video games?
LOL
>>163284070
One day you too will leave your cave and enter the real world. Then we can talk about how there's no SJW anywhere but on the internet.
Fastest way to gain SR? I seriously only gain like 20 per game and have lost 90 in one game at one point? I'm playing around my level.
>>163283326
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>>163284505
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAY PEOPLE ARE IN MEDIA NOW
>IT'S BEING FORCED ON ME
>DA JOOOOOS
>SJWSSSSSSSSSSS~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>163283647
>tfw she's an "instagram model" and probably makes her living by fucking rich men into thicc girls
>>163284480
Widow is still with Gerard (in spirit)
Mercy is getting genji'd
Pharah may be on a date
Sombra is getting McCree'd
>>163284483
no because contrary to popular belief, no one likes faggot men
>>163284483
>tfw Junkrat and Roadhog won't be gay because they're "ugly" and not important to the main story line
End it all senpai
>>163284483
Other one is going to be something purposely retarded like Winston or Bastion or Zenyatta being trans.
>>163284505
>watching TV
>watching commercials
>playing western games besides Overwatch
You brought this upon yourself.
>>163284647
>Junkrat
>Ugly
He (and maybe McCree) are the only dudes I'd want to fuck.
>>163284451
Spy is for Scout's mom only
>>163284635
Yes, they're straight, that was my point anon
>>163283608
>>163283510
Im reasonably sure the kids are all Torb's
Isnt the whole point of Rein that he never settled down, ever? Because JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED
>>163283902
>implying it stops
>implying it will ever stop
Of course it won't.
I am curious as to how many WidowTracer artists might jump ship and start drawing Tracer with her canonical GF though.
>implying lesbians are monogamous
>implying this comic didn't just make Tracer ships even hotter
Eeeeeh, polyamory ain't my digs personally.
>>163284661
>genji is trans bc mercy gave him a soft velvety robopuss
P L E A S E
>>163284483
Chu said multiple. Just wait and see.
>>163284635
>Sombra is getting McCree'd
>implying it isn't the other way around
>>163284483
Daily reminder that D.va is forced into being a commercial slut 24/7 by her manager that basically owns her
>went from 2923 to 2865 because of shitters and quitters
>will never be 3k
>>163284572
You mean the real world where liberals literally threw riots about their Fee Fees because Trump got elected?
News Flash, there weren't KKK/White Supremacist riots when Obama got elected.
The SJWs are the crazy ones pal.
>>163283608
i'm pretty sure those are heartwarming orphans they picked up after their parents were slaughtered by omnics/gangs
>>163278079
this dude
Who is reaper watching?
>>163284307
Sorry man, Tracer is the LGBT representative and that's it
It's over, we got our one and only gay character, we can go home
>>163284070
>>163284195
Maybe it's a charge station?
>winston creates the temporal thingamajig to keep tracer from being trapped zipping around the timestream
>she can just take it off and chill at home without any consequences
god damn it blizzard
>>163284480
>not Mei
Peasants.
>>163284661
>zenyatta revealed trans
>he changed from AC to DC current
>>163284826
You don't argue with people mate, you can't force someone the truth. They have to accept it themselves, just accept that he is a moron and hopefully he'll come around one day.
>>163284720
Bruh you fucking clueless if you don't think Blizzard is trying to portray Junkrat as ugly. All his promotional/official images make him look like a drooling goon
When is Spanish being patched in for Mariachi Reaper.
If Tracer gets to sing christmas carols and go Ho Ho Ho I want my MORIR MORIR MORIR
>>163284870
>that's it
Chu said multiple and he has now affirmed himself as the word of god. You can't win.
>>163284946
He just strapped the male end of an extension cord to his crotch.
>>163283028
What is more visual proof than a comic, set in the CURRENT YEAR that shows her bare arms?
>>163282253
This is some deep analysis
>>163283326
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>>163283086
Also, it's snowing outside.
lol polbabbies maybe you should post some more twitter screencaps and try and make me mad
>>163282253
You will heal one day at a time, friend.
Here, take this image, I can't offer you much but I hope it puts a smile on your face. I don't care if I get banned.
Happy holidays.
When?
@163284070
>give this post a (you) if you've only lived in a gated community both in real life and on the internet
sure
>McCree flashbangs me, a Tracer
>wastes time with FTH
How to spot a bad McCree
>Chu is pairing up his self-insert with the objectively most appealing waifu
How pathetic.
@163284070
No (You) for (You)
>>163285530
McCree main here, since the beta.
I never understood the hate for FTH, desu.
I mean, when they overnerfed it you had literally no excuses to use it since it was fucking awful, but now it is still a very good way to dispatch someone up close if you're not exactly in the right moment for flashbang + headshot, like when being shot at.
The risk of tilting is too much.
Still, if you're going with FB + FTH when the target is at 2 meters from you then you're just bad.
Or in any 1v1 fight whatsoever.
Good luck fanning a tracer or a genji from that far.
>>163283708
Well, you cant do spoilers worth shit, so you're off to a good start
>>163285630
Just like in my harem animes!fuck that guy
>>163285530
FTH is a meme
>>163284826
>News Flash, there weren't KKK/White Supremacist riots when Obama got elected.
There were tho.
Off the top of my head, 400 people at Ole Miss gathered to burn campaign posters and shit.
>>163285843
this bitch so salty as fuck he typed up his own
>>163283616
thank you!!! exactly right
>>163280093
I'm more concerned that she seems to be drinking from center of the cup rather than the lip. Shouldn't it be spilling all over her?
>>163286318
>riot
>gathering
Not even /pol/ but if you really bought into the "riots are no worse than protests" crap you're a moron.
>>163285994
It's not that I hate it, it's just literally quicker to flashbang and click once or twice and move on.
Is Reflections available somewhere as PDF? This over-the-top """""interactive""""" garbage takes forever to load a single page.
>>163284720
>>163284973
junk a cute
>>163281957
He's 4 chan incarnate, too autistic to fuck Ana as well. Truly /ourguy/.
>>163284973
Junkrat is cute as fuck.