/owg/ Overwatch General

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hana song

have the angry hetcucks gone back to /pol/ yet?

ITS A RUSSIAN TAUNT

syn nerf WHEN?

Sombra and McCree

Ana nerf WHEN?

>be 2500 SR
>quickmatch
>get matched against 3500 autistic Genji mains with gold sword that solo my entire team and trashtalk all game

Why is this allowed again???(?)

I hope Blizzard goes bankrupt as a reward for their shitty balance and even shittier fucking matchmaking.

genji nerf when?

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HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN

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>>163291359
the only angry ones are faggots like you subhuman

everyone likes hot lesbians, because hot lesbians like dick too

faggots like you only like shit covered dicks and AIDS

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Reminder she is the only pure waifu

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REMINDER THAT WIDOW IS THE TRUE POSTER GIRL OF OVERWATCH

SHE WILL BE SAVED

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NTR SOON

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who /PS4/ here? I just started playing yesterday

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>Play Winston
>Jump and kill shit
>Feels fucking good
>Genji dashes in to kill my teammate
>Give him hot monkey dick
>Sniper sitting up on a ledge
>Give them the hot monkey dick
>Zenyatta or Ana in the game
>Cry

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what is this? is that his wife and kid with a new sugar daddy?

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Angela!

>>163291359
>>>/trash/

Gay nerf when?

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Pharah will always watch over you

If there are no hitscan heroes nearby

>>163291451
How can Mercy be dating Genji when she's dating Roadhog

>>163291701
Emily getting murdered by Amelie WHEN?

>>163291701
Pretty sure Widows seen some shit with those visors.

>>163291727
you forgot

>reaper or roadhog in game
>cry

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HARD

>All that shit about whoever a video game character fuck

Man, video game sure changed over the years.

>>163291797
Nobody plays Reaper

Roadhog isn't too bad

>>163285028
It's just going to be more subpar SFM webm and gifs

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>>163290105
Anyone else feeling sad after the latest comic because of Soldier, Reaper, Ana and Widow's sad days ?

It was just a reminder of what's to come for me in several days, I suppose.

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As sizzled as i am about best girl getting CLAMMED I'm looking at it from an optimistic view
>NO WIDOWTRACER
>NO PHARAMERCY
>YES EMERGENJI
>KINDA ANA76

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>gayboys are btfo again

lmao at ur shit lives

>>163291690
nice balls

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>tfw tracer is gay

what a good day to be a tracerfag

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posting it again

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why is Widow so perfect.

>>163291752
You mean if there's no good aim scan heroes.

So is Russia gonna stop selling Overwatch because their main character is gay?

>>163291763
I'm sure there will be an influx of Widowmaker "Stealing" Tracer, murdering Emily in the process, to match or exceed the amount of her being lonely over no GF.

Such is the way of shippers.

Gay women are universally accepted

Gay men are not

>>163291728
Just some random family being happy and loving eachother.
Reaper likes to look on and it makes him miserable.
Dudes got issues.

>>163291926
Tracer cheating on her gf with a gorilla when?

>>163291869
nice try chu

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>>163291697
>>163291690
Bleu > other girls
Best girl.

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REMEMBER

FEELS GOOD TO WIN FEELS BETTER TO RUB IT IN

REMEMBER TO LET THE ENEMY TEAM WHAT USELESS PIECES OF SHIT THEY ARE AFTER YOU WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEM

>>163291807
Manlets

>>163291882
I can't get over how beautiful Pharah is.

>Hanzo has a piercing in the right ear

what

did

they

mean

by

this

>>163291228
Generally, I think res needs to be reworked.
For the most part, Mercy is a shitty hero with a great ulti.
If she gets buffed, res becomes too prominent. If she doesn't, she's stuck with a shitty kit.

Maybe rework it to charge much faster, but limit it to single target or very small AoE. Would let her keep the same general roll, make her better at sustain, but prevent res from become a undo-teamfight button.

Letting her use an untargetted GA for double the cooldown would let her get back in the fight a lot quicker, which is one of her biggest issues.

Giving her some sort of Pharah style vertical jump would also be great for when a teammate is up on a ledge or something, and would also do a lot for her general mobility. This is more of a person QOL request though.

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UNKEKED

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>''HEY ANON, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE MOMMY A KISSSSSSS?''

>>163292034
>beautiful

she has giant nigger lips how is that "beautiful"?

>>163291882
More and more, I'm beginning to think Pharah is really tomboyish

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>>163291969
as it should be

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You heard him.

>>163291882
>McCree spends Christmas killing an entire bottle of hard liquor alone at a bar

This is getting too fucking real for me to enjoy it

What did the update do?

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>>163282505

about the chronal thing, seems this short animation from a while ago was right after all, glad to know she can have sex without it and i'll be enjoying future sfm stuff with her chest uncovered

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>>163291870
>Roadrat ship alive and well
Not that bad senpai. It just means those who strayed for JackXGabriel will come back to God's light

>>163291882
>no sym or lucio
BLIZZARD

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who /moltencore/ here?

>>163292090
>implying this doesn't make her more attractive

>>163292243
or Mei

>>163292178
>stops right before the good shit
don't you cuck me anon
don't fucking do it

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> It says here on your resume that you main support heroes... care to explain?

>>163292248
Is it normal for Swedes to have big families?

Are they Catholics?

>tracer is a lesbian confirmed
>my fetish is lesbians getting the D

These SFM just got a whole lot better

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>>163292248
Torbjörn haters btfo

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It's her father, guys.

>>163292304
I always have to when my team never does.

>>163292304
>Yes, I like getting pozzed by toxic loads
>Add me ingame MikeyEyez#1832
>Bottom Lucio only

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>WE CAN'T SHARE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE OF RUSSIAN LAWS

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When THE FUCK is biotic grenade getting nerfed into +50% -50% from +100% -100%?

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It's fine for people to be happy that LGBT are getting representation, but the spiteful shitheads in these threads and on twitter/tumblr who aren't happy util straight white guys are scorned are the biggest fucking losers of all time.

If you're in the camp of "It's NEVER enough representation" you should consider killing yourself.

>>163292365
>Pharamercy fags this desperate to damage control

>>163292426
wtf is biotic grenade?

>>163292382
> letting your team cuck you

Tell them to switch or you'll throw.

>>163292461
But Mercy is my waifu.

>>163292413
too lewd for russia

>>163292426
nah senpai just nerf her Rof and reload

>>163292365
>Pharah is Canadian
Wtf i hate Pharah now

>>163292501
oh please fuck no

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>>163292248
>Rein still might be Pseudo Guncle to Torb's kids
The dream is aliiiiiiiiiive

There has not been a better Overwatch comic

>>163291681
>hot lesbians like dick too
I think that's wrong, anon...

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>>163292365

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>>163292248
>Torb is more ikea than human
>he's a swede
>those kids are his
They didn't say biologically
Maybe that's what all the banter is about
Everybody needs a hammering by jumbo dad from time to time

>>163292243
or dva

>>163291681
There was literally a +300 post in under an hour thread on /v/ full of /pol/tards praising Russia for blocking the content that just got pruned

>>163292413
Is it a crime to play Tracer in Russia now?

>>163291728
It's Jack's son and his family. The guy is the one on the picture that Jack is looking at.

Reaper will kill them to lure 76 out of hiding.

>>163292632
>Implying anyone can survive Reinhardt in the bed

2nd account

serious placements or throw?

>>163292284
look at the first images
mei is being a weather reporting climatologist
lucio and sym are genuinely missing, yes

>>163292365
Well its obvious she wasn't entirely egyptian the second I saw her commanche legendaries

whos surprised by this

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>>163292482
Are you one of those kind of retards?

>>163285424
so far talon's actions have been mostly the one attempted and one succeeded assassination of key figures in and around omnic relations so maybe something around that. my thought? and I'm just spit-balling but what if the Iris mandata and zen talk about is actually a virus disguised by talon. something that has a switch they control that they could flip once they have enough omnics under it's influence. they killed mandata because of the amazing press it would be and turned him into a martyr and tried to kill katya because of how she has the influence to figure it out.

widowmaker has an ass specifically constructed by the game devs to be impossibly perfect and shapely but I like Tracer's more. Zarya does have a nice one now that I look at it but clearly the best ass in the game is Genji

oasis is the next map and it looked finished from what I played on the ptr and there's another one set in korea if I remember right. next hero is confirmed doomfist yea? maybe some time next year

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>>163292461
I don't care about Pharmercy. I don't even really care about shipping. Tbh I'm glad it's not confirmed.

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Pharah is half-canadian

>>163292552
>I'm Egyptian/Canadian
Wtf i love Pharah now

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>>163292248
Goddamn Torbjörn's been busy as fuck.

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>Being this desperate

>>163292658
D.va had some banner ad playing on Winston's computer so probably doing something celebrity related in Korea since she's kind of a big thing over there

>>163292284
Mei is on the weather report on Winston's computer

>>163292716
The weird thing is that the two people in the picture don’t look like Jack either younger or older. Who the hell are they?

>>163292767
Canadian hero soon?

>>163292506
It's alright, I don't even play Quick Play or Competitive anymore. I just play Arcade now.

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>>163292785

>>163291882
What is Hanzo doing? I don't get it

>when you win as D.Va
https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ?t=47s

>>163291728
My question is, is Reaper kneeling or shit perspective and he's standing.

Either way it's just a really shit drawing of Reaper

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>>163292785

>>163292178
>her hands are free
>doesn't use the reactor to turn back time a few seconds so she misses the trap

>>163292243
>>163292284
>>163292658
D.va is doing a xmas special stream.
Mei is seen doing a weather report
Zarya is on the same screen in front of some explosion, probably fighting omnics on xmas.
Lucio is the only one we don't know what he's doing other than the generic lucio concert poster.

>>163292727
>that's not what widow's cold attitude needs
>absolutely mercy's kind of stress relief
>Ana had a piece of that too and you know it
HAMMER DOWN ;)

>>163292756
cool

WHERE THE FUCK IS SYMMETRA

>>163291728
Reaper is sad because he'll never have a family.
He's disfigured underneath his mask, and was probably rendered sterile since he came back from the dead all sorts of fucked up.

Not hard to understand the scene.

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>>163292908

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>>163292160
>Could just be a British thing to kiss your friend

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/TaZzeRK-2869
>Roadhog main, GM
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/264cb528c97ddc05
>Support main, Plat
Really makes you think

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>Overwatch

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>>163293021

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>>163291882
i-is this cannon?
pharah is taken and not an amputee? big boss knight destroyer killa reaper is homeless? soldier x ana, and not rein x ana? genji still has a face? mercy is actually ugly, like a typical mother? torb is the most alpha out of the OW cast?

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>163293132
>magazine

Subtle. Is Symmetra famous?

>pushing ana76 instead of ana/reinhardt

K

>>163293064
>what is hidden MMR
Win-loss has fuck-all to do with your winrate for your first couple matches. You calibrate at a rank similar to your hidden MMR.

>>163292454
Call me when straight white guys aren't responsible for 90% of this planet's problems

>>163293049
How dare you appropriate my culture. If you were actually British, you'd know it's custom in southern and eastern parts of London to give someone a quick kiss on the mouth to let them know how much you appreciate them.

>>163292951
now that we know shes gay approved we can surely say that she wanted to taste blueberry with a taste of the other gender, nothing wrong with that

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>>163292108
Thick lips are sexy, anon.

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Hana still single!

>>163292908
that dude is probably gonna get fired now for losing all of those mannequins and the clothes they stole

>>163291882

;_;(\

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>>163291701
Amelie
Emily

The fuck u doin Tracer

>>163293193
If that's Pharah's dad she's visiting then Blizzard just shot down both lol

>>163292734
Fuck you.

>>163292248
HARD WORK PAYS OFF

>>163292734
tfw i want a second account but dont want to lose all my skins

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>>163291902
>that blue, cold skin
>that voice
>will love even after being mind broken
>that beautiful figure
Love that blue.

>>163293172
They confirmed she's not an amputee a long time ago. Also that might be her dad, I assume a date though.

>>163292248
>The future
>Swedes having multiple white kids

This is the good timeline

>>163291882
>cyborg
>basically a walking supercomputer
>omnic
>literally a walking supercomputer
>writing letters like it's the 19th century
Why?

>>163291752
>>163291181
>>163291681
>>163291869
>>163292605
>>163292767
>>163293041

>implying they aren't gay

>>163292365
Is that a window with snow outside on the left side of that panel?

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>>163290105
What the fucc, I LITERALLY only just noticed Scrooge McCree is in the background of the image outside the window looking in

>>163291882

I want Reinhardt to tell me stories.

>>163293325
Why isn't Ana with them though, maybe she's divorced?

>>163291694
NOVEMBER -ANON ON SUICIDE WATCH AGAIN!

>>163293395
Yes.
It's Canada.

>>163293218

Straight white guys are also responsible for 99% of the world's luxuries. Good job on being stupid.

>>163293181
Not famous like some of the others, though through Vishkar she definitely has a level of fame and prestige.

>>163291882
so how big is Rein's dick

>>163293372
you can't prove shit
they only say she has her limbs, probably frozen in a storage somewhere in her base

>>163293172
stop memeing and maybe you'll make it through his

>>163293438
HE IS LIKE THE DEMOCRATS, HE KEEPS LOSING

>>163293386

It's more personal or some shit, i dunno.

>>163293218
and 99% of the world's inventions

>>163293172
Of course Genji has a face, didn't you see the animated short?

>>163291807
Hori shit. How did his hot wife manage to stay hot after popping out that many kids?

>>163293432
Ana's still an internationally wanted fugitive. She's laying low with Jack in some desert safehouse by the look of it. I assume getting to them would've been too much of a security risk.

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>>163292785
what the flying fuck

>>163293624
Hard work pays off

>reinhardt, d.va, roadhog, zarya
>tanky, great damage, great utility, great ultimates

>winston
>squishy, no damage, no utility, shit ultimate

can someone explain why this is a thing?

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>>163293386
They can't use their e-mails anymore.

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>>163292365
>be leaf
>used to my country being irrelevant in pop culture, but always sorta hoped there would be a canadian in overwatch eventually
>pharah was leaf all along

Feels good bros

>>163292365
I love Pharmercy but they did say there was only 1 gay character right now.

>implying lesbians aren't just histrionics going through phases

So soldier and ana are confirmed a couple?

>>163292665
>going to /v/
>believing anyone on /v/ isn't just shitposting to get attention
>implying the easiest way to not get replies is to get the /pol/ haters riled up

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>>163293495
okay but where is y'boy!?

>>163293768
PUMP
IT
UP

I prefer a tanks meta to a S76/McCree duo meta.

>>163292365
source? they are on a date and will have steamy sex afterwards, and phara will pop out that baby off a stranger
like mother like daughter

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>>163293470
>point
>reply with completely unrelated point
>"good job on being stupid"

It just doesn't make any sense.

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>>163293761
>implying /vg/ is any better
you cannot discuss this game anyfucking where.

>>163293470
Don't you mean like chinese sweatshops are responsible for 99% of the world's luxuries

>>163291869
fuck off chu

>>163293741
Soldier and ana are relics that society believes are dead, so they can hang out together but they'd both rather be anywhere else (ana with her family, soldier in the past)

They might have banged before, but I don't think there are romantic feelings there now. Just two old soldiers with nobody else to hold on to.

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>>163293768

today... today the memes have won . i have purchased your casual kiddo action game . i have played one match with every hero and as it stands these are the most fun: hanzo, junkrat, lucio and symmetra .

i hope to see some of you fucbois around .
be safe .

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>

>>163293860
If you thought you had difficulty discussing the game and avoiding shipping BEFORE this comic came out...

>>163292365

Her being half Canadian would explain her autism.

The only thing that would seal the deal is her making absolutely abhorrent posts on the internet or being visibly shaken by banter.

>>163293869
>Implying sweatshops invent and design those luxuries

>>163293950
I wish I got kissed on my lips by a woman that I helped

jesus what kind of fucking world do these shits live in? california?

Is there any way Winston can be made better at what he's supposed to do? He's too squishy to be a reliable tank or survive being near enemies, he's too weak to actually kill anyone, and jumping around only makes you a target from all angles.

>>163293950
I hope shes not

that will be blizzard literally pandering all the normiefags who are into yuri because they consider looking at a dick in porn to be homo

>>163294027
They live in denial.

So next years heroes are Africa (Doomfist) and Canada (Pharah's dad)?

Who's 2018?

>>163294034
Winston is fine, Winston's problem is other Tanks being too good, which is the entire game's problem. Tanks are too good.

>>163293857

>completely unrelated

you must have a really small amount of brain power to think that

guess it's easier for an idiot to hate than appreciate

>>163294014
>implying production comes from anywhere besides the people who literally produce it
White men taking credit for other people's work since the dawn of time.

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explain this shit she went from king's row to gibralter in no time flat and she doest have her time piece

>>163294098
so california then?

>>163294034
Just be Miro. He's the monkey king.

>>163294145
Pretty sure California is ground zero for the lesbians so it'd be more like Utah for this kind of "I-I'm totally not gay I swear" self-reassurance.

>>163294140
holy fuck that face...

>>163294112
I want New Zealand and Iceland

>>163294140
She does though, the time piece is on the charger in the background so she must have brought it with her

>>163294140

She took the tube

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>>163294006
She's a high functioning autist, she can't be baited or taunted.

>>163294124
He's a specialty Tank like Roadhog, he's not supposed to be on the front line. But unlike Roadhog he sucks at his specialty.

>>163294258
Huh. Utah didn't blipped in my head.

>>163294269
but you can clearly see she doenst have it with her in the picture

Is anyone else here mad not because Traces is a dyke but because she is taken?

I don't mind that she is Lesbian infact I am relieved she has never taken any dick.
Tracer is the game's mascot she represents overwatch and is supposed to be untouchable and pure.

>>163292605
Rein is everyone's grandpa

>>163294140
Teleportation technology does exist

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If tracer is the gay one that must mean zarya is straight, blizzard since only one gay one
OOOO BABBY

>>163294140
>Tracer's hips

>Pharah is a native canadian

WTF I LOVE PHARAH NOW

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>making the gay one a woman so the guys will think it's """""hot""""""
sigh

>>163294034
I'd at least like his barrier to start the cooldown once it's deployed.

C U T E
T W I N K
H E R O
W H E N
B L I Z Z A R D
?

>>163293193
>thinking that anarein stood a chance
>thinking that 76 looking at a picture of some dude, and ana looking bored is 'pushing' them

You're retarded.

On a related note, was 76 stealth confirmed to be a fag? Is that a picture of his younger boy toy?

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>purest gay ship still going strong
Also I'm pretty sure the people were shipping Jack and Gabriel, not 76 and Reaper. This comic takes place in present time so it makes sense that they wouldn't be together in this comic. Full disclosure I think JackxGabriel is dumb but that doesn't mean the ship is sunk.

>mystery heroes is literally roll the dice to win
>no limits is unplayable thanks to toilet witch
Wat do for ez lootboxes?

>>163294416
Isn't Lucio a twink?

>>163294420
fuck off

>>163294370
since blizzard said*

>>163294417
It's Jack with white hair, looking like he's wearing a fishing vest with a young man.

No, it's totally not his son, that's too far fetched.

>>163294417
It's a picture of some lesbian bitch he used to know.

>>163294445
1v1

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>>163292927

>>163294370
They explicitly said there will be more than one LGBT character on the Blizzcon OW panel this year.

That being said I doubt they will put yet another lesbo, at least from the original 22/23 characters.

>>163294404
^

>>163294416
>Bliz releases flamboyant gay character who actually works for the Eye Organization in Sombra's origin video and masks his true nature with sassy quips among the heroes
>Yaaaas girl
>Boy, bye

>>163294370
If she didn't have short pink hair nobody would call her Zarya

>>163294387
I thought Canadians killed all the natives like a million times worse than than what happened to native americans

>>163293181
Tracer takes off her time device, the only thing keeping her from fading in and out of time.

What..?

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Hey retards, here's a big hint about the gay charcacters:

If gays are still getting killed in the countries they represent, it probably isn't them.

>people thought it was Zarya

>>163294140
For you

>>163294445
toilet witch?

>>163294350
How do you know she's not wearing it under her jacket?

>Your computer will never engage party mode

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>Making the generic peppy tomboy a lesbian

She was literally the most likely character to be revealed as gay. I don't know what i was expecting, desu. Kinda thought it was gonna be Lucio, just to fuck with people

>>163294648
She's not Tony Stark, it's not built into her.

>>163294675
have you seen how bulky that thing is before?

>>163292927

kek

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>>163294487
no

>>163294457
He has a beard, so no.

>>163294704
Zarya was the only more stereotypical one.
But I bet they are saving her for the Transgender character reveal.

>>163294704
apparently to be honest turns into desu when abbreviated.

>>163294761
keep going, i wish junkrat was the gay one and not tracer ;-;

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>>163294545
Why are they pushing homosexuality so much? The yuri/yayoi fanbase demand? The LGBQT SWJs?
I don't mind it but it just feels so forced and out of no where at this point.

At lease make it part of their story and bio since the beginning jesus fuck, stop pandering blizzard

>>163294820
Im glad junkrat is straight

>comics
>canon

>>163294761
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>163294140
The power of poorly thought out storylines strikes again

>>163294861
We don't know that anon

>>163294795
>Russian character
>transgender

haha

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>>163294820
they'll reveal them in due time

http://www.strawpoll.me/11922686

>>163294140
It's a christmas miracle, ain't gonna explain shit

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>Hey Anon, I got a pachimari for you!

>>163294910
I don't care because I never liked tracer and thought she was annoying.

>>163294704
>5'9"
>Favelado
>rollerblades

Lucio is incel.

>>163294890
No, I do know he's straight.

>>163294858
Catering to fucking literally nobody but showing the world how progressive and inclusive they are. Nobody fucking cares.

>>163294404
You're just mad that reaper 76 is not canon yet

>>163294858
wtf is just a character, only one and they did it in the best way
just chill
sweden is safe and tobjorn have 7 kids how about that

>>163294704
Knowing /pol/ that would've been a way bigger shitstorm.

>dark-skinned
>latino
>gay
>vocally in favor of people living however they choose
>activist musician who stole his technology from the big oppressive corporation
>portrayed as a massively successful global artist

Lucio is already a social justice buffet, making him a homo would just be overkill.

>>163294858
In what situation would it not feel "forced"? I'm curious.

>>163294795
>Assuming the russian would be the surprise gay

Even if she was gay the chances of revealing it to herself are slim to none, let alone revealing it to others. No idea how they could've revealed it without their entire game getting ragebanned in Russia. Besides, if they do anything controversial with her it'll be when she's revealed to have a fetish for omnics and uses miniature versions of his orbs as anal beads.

>>163294994
kek

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>Torb has ~8 kids
>Torb has a highlight intro where he is riding his turret and his turret is shooting everywhere

Where you implying something Blizzard?

>>163294982
>>163295005
Again, I don't mind EXCEPT when they fucking tease this shit
like fucking grow up, just make it part of their character bio and personality from the beginning

>>163294994
I laughed, Well done anon.

>>163294810
t?bh I don't know what you're talking about s?mh f?am

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I wanna git good at tracer, how do I do it?

Do I play her like a D.va with 450 less armor or what?

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>Ana not spending the holidays with her daughter
>McCree and Sombra drowning their sorrows alone
>Hanzo alone
>Widowmaker visiting Gerard's grave
>Reaper sulking at happy people

>>163292309
Nah, Muslims

>>163292461
Im not a Pharmercyfag but if Pharahs going to fuck someone it should be McCree, so im happy the dream is alive

>>163295095
>Pharah doesn't speak Arabic because she spent most of her time with her Canadian father and Ana was out killing people
It's like pottery

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>>163295093
Little rat is best rat

>>163294124
the tank meta has almost nothing to do with tanks being OP aside from maybe dva. its mainly fucking Ana making healers useless and her ult turning rein into a literal 1 shot machine if your team doesnt have tanks to cc or take his hits.

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>>163294994
fuckin' saved

>>163295093
>Get in close before using her flash
>Remember that she flashes in the direction you are moving
>Remember that her rewind heals her
>Remember that she's for picking off squishes and for messing with Reinhardt

>not having ALL of winston's voicelines

HOW EMBARASSING..

>>163291969

>>163295020
Its hard to see any of this LGBT and PoC stuff as anything but pandering.
Remember when characters in film and games were black just because, And not to tick a box?

Just have it in their bio from the get go that they are degenerates and move on.

This is taking time away from creating new characters and maps

>>163295093
Don't ever stay in the enemy team's LoS. Stay alive. Be like an annoying fly while your team pushes from the other side.

>>163295048
you would still be fucking complaining if they just dropped "also she's gay and lives with her gf" when none of the other bios talk about romantic relationships

Fighting Genji makes me invariably, unreasonably mad.
I know he's not even that great but the fact that he can run away whenever things are going bad for him pisses me off.
How do you deal with him when you are not Winston, Mei or Roadhog?

>>163292365
I'm just glad that the amputeefags will finally shut the fuck up.

>>163295230
She was in the Egyptian military so she's gotta speak it

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>>163294671
poo in the loo

>>163291882

Pauvre Windowlicker.

>>163295027
>ragebanned

Retards need to go and stay go. Having gay characters in media isn't illegal in russia. It simply raises the age rating to 18+

>>163295273
I got the peanut butter voice line, that's literally all i need whenever i'm forced to play him on random mode.

>>163295293
Why isn't Tracer gay "just because"? They're literally made up people so they can make up whoever they want. They made up that Tracer was gay. What's the difference here?

>>163293373
A distant dream, so near, yet just out of our reach

>>163291882
Pharah has some dick suckin' lips right there.

We also need R34 of the ginger in glasses, STAT.

>>163295293
>>163295293
>>163295293
>>163295293
>>163295293

>Mm-m-muh representation

Who honestly gives a fuck about sexuality anymore. God damnit I hate when this shit is shoved in my face.

>>163291882
Does this mean widowmaker has some emotions? Seems like if she was completely brainwashed she wouldn't be visiting a grave, who is probably her husbands.

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>>163290710
>OFFICIAL SUFFERING TIER LIST
Updated

>PTSD Tier
Soldier

>Picking up the pieces of my life tier
Ana
Hanzo

>Alcoholism tier
McCree

>Traumatic childhood tier
Pharah
Zarya
Winston

>I accept what I am tier
Genji
Reaper

>All I know is the good work tier
Reinhardt

>Incapable of emotion tier
Bastion
Zenyatta
Widowmaker

>Normal or well adjusted people tier
Mercy
Tracer
Lucio
D.va
Torbjorn
Mei

>I do what I want
Roadhog
Junkrat
Sombra

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Pharmercy OC will die out
https://www.reddit.com/r/pharmercy/comments/5jezzx/pharmercy_confirmed_not_canon/
NOOOOO

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Straights so fragile that

>>163292482
Jarate

>>163295224
Literally this. Big brother fucking his autistic blood unrelated little sister is top tier

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>>163295358
>They ban the comic in Russia because it had a lesbian in it
>Implying they wouldn't go apeshit if the woman that's supposed to represent Russia turned out to be a dyke

>>163295293
>Its hard to see any of this LGBT and PoC stuff as anything but pandering.

If you're delusional, sure.

>>163295093
kiss a girl on the lips.

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>>163295505
Shipping never dies, anon.

>>163295505
>theres an entire subreddit dedicated to this shipping

holy shit fuck this world

>>163291882
>6 stockings and like 9 kids
??????

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>torb spending Christmas with his hot wife, best friend, and 9 kids
what a pimp

>>163292108
thick lips are generally considered cute
I really don't get how someone doesn't understand tha

>>163295293
>This is taking time away from creating new characters and maps
How?
How does saying
>this one's gay
take away any time?

>>163295095
>McCree drowning in alcohol because he doesn't have anything else

>>163295230
She speaks arabic, you mong. She was in egyptian military and ana writes her a letter in arabic

>>163295293
>the comic and writing team coming up with this stuff takes away from creating new maps and characters
>implying you still wouldn't be whining about how "forced" it is that Tracer is gay if it was in her bio when none of the characters save widowmaker have their romantic relationships mentioned

you're the same brand of dumbass that thought clones in smash bros took up "slots"

>>163293132
>London Clock Tower going Clang
>Not Bong

What kind of fucking bell is that, Big Bem?

Fuck this topsy-turvy world loves

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>>163295530
She is not autistic

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>>163295505
Next up,

>hanzo is redeemed
>hanzo redeems amelie

I have hope, this is my otp.

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>>163295506

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>>163295505
>Pharmercy
Into the trash it goes.

>>163295326
You let him run away and then do the objective

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>>163292108
do you even human?

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>MFW finding out Tracer is a cannon lesbian
We all know this is pandering shit but lesbians are okay in my book also completely explains a lot of things about Tracer.

>>163293768
In prison

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Now every time I see Tracer's face, I also see that redhead bitch's dried pussy juice on it. Is that why Tracer wears those goggles? To not get it in her eyes during an intense carpet munching session

>>163295604
that image is wrong because nanomachines heals whatever ailment she has.

>>163291882

Does widowmaker regret killing her husband?

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>>163294910
I don't care because Tracer is a fictional character and her sexual orientation will not stop me from masturbating to her (with my penis)

>>163295505
>all the butthurt comments
>all the denial

Those people act as if their dumb lesbo ship was something they were entitled to. There was nothing in the game or in lore outside of it to imply Pharah and Mercy were in any way close to one-another. I am glad Pharmercy fags got BTFO today.

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>>163295710
Only a brother's love can redeem the dragon.

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>Hanzo doesn't walk around with his nipple out year round

>caring about the "story" in an fps

>>163295542
Are you retarded? The comic wasn't banned. Blizzard chose to not translate and publish it in russian