Literally Gay Edition
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first for canadian cock concubine
Tracer!
C U T E
B O Y
H E R O
W H E N
B L I Z Z A R D
?
First for McHanzo will be confirmed on Valentine's Day.
>GOTY poster girl confirmed gay
This is a great way to get publicity.
Shhhh, Mccree is sleeping.
Don't wake him up!
>All the new porn that will be coming in the next few days due to the tracer reveal
I am so fucking ready, Merry Christmas indeed!
uninstalled
>>163284942
>Not McSombra
It's like you didn't even read the comic.
The worst thing to come out of this will be the yuri shitposters
Where did it all go wrong for Jesse?
;_;
Mercy!
>>163284929
How do we even know he's Canadian?
>>163284942
Too late bud, Tracer is the essential LGBT character that Blizzard promised
>>163284934
I don't like fatties
Why blizzard why?! Why did you have to make her a fucking dyke. And your next hero is gonna be a nigger again. Wtf.
Overwatch = Tumblr the game
>First tracer lewd to exist was straight
>Now tracer is gay
Time flies
>>163284929
can someone draw some porn to really rub it into shippers facesbonus points if it's clear it's her actual dad
From previous thread
So now the real question iswho are the others?
>>163284971
Truly the easiest way to separate retards and there money.
Pharah is having a dinner with her father and not her boyfriend
>slutty loose sweater
>no bra
>tight yoga pants
Tracer sure knows how to keep them ready for a fuck.
ITT: radical centrists have no arguments
>>163284971
seems desperate, is overwatch really doing as bad as people say?
>>163284941
i have good news 4 u, anon
I need healing!
>>163285056
Did Blizzard finally announce who the gay character is, or all of you just pre-shitting yourselves into an epic rage over absolutely nothing?
>>163284929
>canadian flag on the tv for a hockey game
>that must mean Pharah's dad is canadian
do you people think
>>163285027
I-I want to stand over him and smile while he sleeps!
this nigga....
BASED Junkrat is still a pure heterosexual God
How fucking mad are you, Tumblr?
>tfw the comic only adds evidence to this being confirmed
We're winning friends!
>tfw you are still winning
>you're always winning
>>163285161
Tracer kissed her girlfriend
Woohoo guys we did it
>>163285089
Right here
Reminder that not only is Tracer a homosex, she is also getting B L A C K E D
>>163285056
There is one single gay character so far, and the majority of Earth's population is not white so characters of other ethnicities should be expected. Stop taking shit so seriously.
>>163285048
>High cut dress and pauldrons
Anon p-please..
>>163285048
>No buffs in the latest patch
This is suffering
>>163285107
by people you mean /v/
Purest girl!
Hana still single!
>>163285129
>beard
Let me rephrase:
C U T E
T W I N K
H E R O
W H E N
B L I Z Z A R D
?
And no, Genji does not count considering that 90% of his body is burnt to a crisp. And he probably has no dick either.
>>163285097
Pharah's having dinner with her "dad", but Ana's having dinner with her real dad.
Is anyone else's game loading? Hardly anything loads for me, autokicks out just in training mode
>>163285253
Never.
Best guys are muscular and hairy.
>>163285237
i dont go to /v/ and people say it here
>>163285161
>Did Blizzard finally announce who the gay character is, or all of you just pre-shitting yourselves into an epic rage over absolutely nothing?
Tracer has a gf and she kissed her in the christmas comic
>>163284929
>>163285048
>>163285171
>Canadian news broadcast
>On what is likely an Egyptian TV
Calling it now. This is a subtle hint that the next announced champ will be a Canadian.
GREAT WHITE NORTH COMIN' AT'CHA
>>163285056
>wooooooow 2 black characters (oh wait i mean 3 because winston hahahaha monkey funny joke xDDDD) and 1 gay one the game is LITERALLY fucking ruined now fucking cuck nu-male SJW ((((((((shit))))))))
I swear you /pol/tards are infinitely more annoying and pathetic than the dreaded SJWs you hate
>>163285260
Only thing I give a shit about from this shitshow of a comic is more Ana and 76. Best grandparents.
>>163285089
McCree is a top
>>163285089
Consult >>163284942
More realistically:
>Potentially gay/bisexual guys
Soldier 76
Lucio
>Potentially (additional) gay/bisexual gals
D.Va
>Potentially trans characters
Probably none since afaik none have been promised, and if we did get one I feel they'd be a new character.
>>163285238
>married
>took the D
>pure
>>163285161
>>163285097
It's her boyfriend's father
>>163285129
>Lucio
>Cute
At least post junk or something
>>163285239
Sorry to break it to you but she's getting BLACKED
What's her Christmas stream like?
BEST GIRL
LOYAL
FAITHFUL
DESPITE BEING NEUROLOGICALLY DRAINED OF ALL EMOTION STILL PAYS RESPECTS TO HER FALLEN HUSBAND
THE MOST PURE OF WAIFUS
>>163285203
>you will never be this delusional
i think it's time you find a new hobby
>>163285239
Only thing Hana loves is money
>>163285308
good taste
Also was that Rein's children or Torbs children he was reading to?
>>163285186
...this??
What are your theories about the lore?
What is Talons goal?
Does Sombra know what started the omnic crisis?
Who has the best ass?And why is it Zarya
How long until the next new map is released? What about Hero?
The 'people' who like this Tracer reveal
>Called Sony sexist for not having a woman on for the 1 hour PS4 reveal conference
>Called Ubisoft Sexist for not having one of the 4 Assassins in Unity be a woman (despite having done a black woman MC prior) and called the game shit before it was out (even though it was)
>Helped Zoe Quinn, a woman who made HTML files, called it a game, slept with people in game journalism and then abused the suicide of Robin Williams get to the United Nations
You're siding with literal insane asylum rejects who traded men in white coats with men in white armor.
>>163285375
RIO'D
>>163285341
>more realistically
>>163285203 got more evidence of happening in this comic, it's not a matter of if, it's when
>>163285210
literally not happening
deal with it
>>163285375
NO
Lucio is GAY
>>163284938
>>163285045
>>163285048
>>163285056
>Gaycer
w-when did this happen?
Tracer was mai waifu.....
>>163285416
Torb's 8 children
Can we get Tracer's booty back now please?
>>163285341
>76 gay
>hanging out with his Egyptian waifu during Christmas while looking at a picture of what is probably him and his son.
You guys just won't let up.
>>163285056
>1 gay out of 23
>10 out off 23 are white (meaning half when you remove two robots and a monkey)
lmao I love 4chan
>>163285107
Even when doing good Overwatch is desperate, just look at how they did the free weekend when that game by Gearbox was coming out,
>>163285238
Ana, JaCA, Gabe and Amelie gave me the feels. Most relatable characters in the game.
>>163285401
>no smugberry to cuddle and keep warm at night during the cold winter
>>163285357
>>163285357
For the veteran from the last thread, incase you switched up threads
God I hate shipping
Who gives a fuck
Why don't they just retire?
>>163285416
>>163285416
Blizz confirmed all of them are Torb's kids.
Reinhardt is still on the market.
>>163285341
>D.Va
She'd be bisexual just by virtue of being a 19 year old born in the 21st century.
>>163285324
Straight white men are absolutely terrified of anything that's not them. They think equality means they lose their rights and priviledges, they're convinced everyone else is actively trying to destroy them, and their "my lack of melanin means God personally chose me as the pinnacle of humanity" mindset is easily shaken and fractured.
>>163285482
>>hanging out with his Egyptian waifu during Christmas while looking at a picture of what is probably him and his son.
He's "hanging out with her" because they're both wanted criminals according to the state.
>>163285310
yea, /v/ tards
>>163285486
it must have worked since battleborn flopped hard
>>163285375
>>163285239
I love this ship. I hope it doesn't go the same way as my other favorite ship: GenjiXTracer
>>163285410
>delusional
You mean you can't read?
You mean you don't believe what ALMIGHTY GOD CHU has said?
Sounds like you're the delusional one here pal. But I won't judge, kek.
>We could have had this group of handsome and attractive individuals
>Instead we get a limey dyke and her monkey
You blew it blizzard
>>163285308
Come on, let 80% of the male heroes match that description. Toss my dick a bone once in a while, why don'tcha Blizzard?
>>163285416
Torb's. Blizzard confirmed on their Twitter.
>>163285420
That could be Jack's son, we don't know.
DROPPED.
I fucking hate yurishit so goddamn.
I defended Blizzard on /v/ many a time saying that the >SJW game
meme was just jumping to conclusions.
But at last I truly see. I was wrong.
Normalizing homosexuality is the last fucking straw.
I'm glad Russia's LGBT laws banned this fucking fag propoganda rag.
>pandering to degenerates
ITS OK WHEN BLIZZARD DOES IT
>>163285487
>JaCA
Wtf autocorrect. Meant Jack, obviously.
Doomfist when?
Reminder that winston is pure ;-;
>>163285584
Let me get a sexy muscle support hero first and I'll let you have 2 twinks.
Deal?
>>163285463
>Letting a character being in a canonical relationship get in the way of your waifu-ism
Your resolve is weak.
>>163285341
>D.Va
>>Potentially trans characters
>>163285376
i assume someone's going to make a pee joke.
I hate you shipperfags jesus why wont you just fuck off
This is what I escaped /a/ from
>>163285341
I feel like McCree is definitely gonna end up bi. He just seems like the type that would sleep around and not care who with.
>>163285464
>>163285510
>>163285532
>>163285584
jesus that poor womans vagoo
still neat to show how good of friends Torb and Rein are
>>163285510
M O M
G E T
T H E
C A M E R A
>>163285647
O-okay.
>>163285653
>Shinji
>ugly
Delete this.
>>163285239
Tracer's favorite idolFor real, I expected D.Va to be the gay one. Girl that like's video games like that? No way she was straight.
>>163285550
Ana could have stayed in hiding but she chose to stay with Jack.
>>163285564
Korean would never date a nigger kys.
>>163285502
>>163285664
Ever think it's not about shipping and it's being mad gender politics are being shoehorned in for marketing purposes?
>Chu is pairing up his self-insert with the objectively most appealing waifu
Pathetic.
>>163285564
They're both young, attractive, active, and have shown a clear interest in each other; being fans of the other's work.
Casual fuckbuddies if nothing else.
Who cares about Tracer, best girl is confirmed straight
>>163285664
You cant escape shippers especially in a game with a bunch of beautiful females
>>163285686
It's a meme you dip. I was just looking for the "Dva is shinji on hormones" picture.Shinji is cute though I'd fuck him
>>163285564
No hero will ever be canonically paired with another hero
The ones that get partners will be with no name characters like Tracer in this comic
And Genji is writting a letter thanking Mercy for saving his life, no romance involved
So who did Ana bang back in the day?
Soldier?
Reinhardt?
Both of them and potentially Gabriel?
>>163285427
Not caring or enjoying a lesbian doesn't mean you're a social justice warrior you queer.
I've uninstalled this terrible game. Regrets, none!
>Lucio
Gay Power Bottom
>McCree
Bisexual
>76
Straight
>Junkrat
Straight
>Roadhog
Gay Top
>Widowmaker
Asexual
>Reaper
Bisexual
>Mercy
Transgender
>Torbjorn
Gay
>Pharah
Straight
>Genji
Straight
>Zenyatta
Gay
>Reinhardt
Straight
>Symmetra
Straight
>Sombra
Bisexual
>Mei
Straight
>Winston
Asexual
>Zarya
Pansexual
>D.VA
Demisexual
Guys what should my sensitivity be for Mcree or Soldier? I'm currently using 4 sens at 1000 dpi but I feel like im too slow to react properly. Any higher and I cant track the target for shit.
>>163285762
She was married to a guy before the game, so she's into men, yes
>Thank you for saving my life, doctor
>"You're welcome Genji"
>T-This means we're in love now, right?
>"It's my job to save live's, Genji"
>Y-You too
>>163285574
your faggot ship isn't happening
just kill yourself
>>163285510
So what the fuck is Rein doing there?
>>163285807
whatever you're most comfortable with. keep tinkering until you find the sweet spot. there's no magic number
>>163285581
Would a Loli Pharah skin be the most out of place thing ever? Is it bad that I want it anyway?
>>163285618
>Asking her subtly to fly to him and make him feel better.
That's some mommydom shit right there.
>>163285762
She had a husband whom she murdered.
So yes she was and has always been a straight french woman
>>163285376
DRUNK D.VA NEW YEAR STREAM WHEN???
>>163285213
Wait shouldin't it be Aped?
>>163285483
4.3% is statistically over representative, not that you care since this is all politics and math is a tool only when useful and oppressive at all other times
>>163285807
i use 5.25 /800
that seems to be the sweet spot for me
>>163285238
Best girl in OW
I'd hug the smug.
Gay brits need not apply
>>163285868
kek
>>163285809
>b-but that's forbidden love.jpeg
>>163285807
depends on if you wrist aim or arm aim
wrist aim = higher
arm aim = lower
i do something in between and still havent found a sweet spot
>>163285868
Kek <- This one
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek
>>163285873
Hanging out with a good friend and his family?
>>163285482
It's clearly a picture of him and this guy >>163285420 together m8. I only put him on the list because of how disinterested he appears to be in Ana there and how it's blatant he's reflecting on his time with another dude.
>>163285669
I feel like that too but I just don't see them making the cowboy dude gay for some reason.
>>163285653
I don't think any of the Asian characters will be trans. It's too risky with their home market, same for making Zarya gay.
I fixed it.but really why does pharah have dick sucking lips here?
Jesus christ it's always the fucking British isn't it?
Why are you lot always so fucking gay
>>163285882
>loli Pharah skin
Oh god please
>>163285721
>How the OW community will interpret it:
OMG ANA AND JACK AREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND JACK IS LOOKING AT A PICTURE WITH A MAN ON IT (TOTALLY NOT HIS SON) AND THEN THE NEXT PANEL IS REAPER. OBVIOUSLY INTENDED MESSAGE THERE OF BOTH REAPER AND JACK MISSING EACH OTHER. GAY CONFIRMED.
>>163285705
1. I've seen it myself. And I live in a red state so don't say "Huh, Californian!"
2. Why you so angry?
>>163285761
Yup.
>>163285774
Probably, but if they were to, it'd probably by D.Va and Lucio or Ana and whoever Pharah's dad will be.
>>163285520
>>163285807
you're crazy for trying to discuss the game at this time
but most top-tier hitscan guys use 7 in-game and 800 dpi
really you should go with what your comfort zone, but i remember reading that there are some pixelskips when you go above 8 in-game
>>163286061
what tht mouth do
Why is it a big deal that Tracer is gay?
>>163285779
She lured the youngest and greenest overwatch recruit into her office and raped him violently for two weeks straight.
And thats how Pharah was made.
>>163284795
Everyone's free to headcanon the characters as however they want in-game since the game is non-canon, so there's no issues.
>>163286043
>clearly
You are insanely reaching my friend. Not saying I know what it is, but using the term "clearly" to fit your agenda is laughable.
>>163285873
D-Do you need a hug anon?
>>163285959
>statistics are empirically representative!
>if 1 in 5 people are gay, and there's 5 people, then ONE OF THEM IS DEFINITELY IRREFUTABLY GAY!!
>BECAUSE OF MUH STATISTICS!!
m8..
>>163285959
Says the one whining about how many non-white fictional people are in a fucking video game.
>>163286131
So that would be McCree?
She got up on that sh0ta cock
>>163286109
is this with a cloth mousepad or hard/no mousepad? when my cloth mousepad got dirty and i cleaned it i used no mousepad and my sensitivity was almost twice as high
>>163285047
The turning point was the UN shutting down Overwatch and taking away all of McCree's friends.
>>163286123
Shippers and tracerfags are mad
>>163285085
I think it is her dad, just by the fact they're wearing similar clothing with inverted colours, and he looks much older than her. Similar design elements between her an Ana too, both with Blue and a bird motif.
>All my favorite characters are either lonely, drunk, depressed, or drained of all emotion on Christmas
Glad to see some consistency.
I overall liked the comic, but Blizzard clearly can afford better artists
>>163286123
because I can't imagine we're married in a loving relationship!
REEEEEEEEEE!!
>>163286157
I don't think you know what an agenda is. I am but a humble shipper.
>>163286123
About half the thread is here to trigger /pol/ about it and as usual it's working because triggering /pol/ takes about as much effort as remembering to breathe.
>>163286196
pretty sure it's with a mousepad considering most pros have to compete in tournaments where they use sponsored cloths, could TOTALLY be shitting out of my mouth though
>>163286123
faggots are mad because it wasn't a guy
no one cares about hot lesbians, tracer is a hot lesbian
>>163285203
>patriotic omnic hating racist
>Leader of anti-omnic group
like pottery
Is D.va working on Christmas Eve???
She will do anything just to get more money
Overwatch needs more asians
>>163286123
SJWs think its some sort of victory over straight people
>>163285959
50% is statistically over representative for whites.
Checkmate /pol/tard.
>>163286107
>I, Cuck
>>163286123
>one of the most popular game's mascot is gay
>not a big deal
her gf is actually cuter than she is, so it's fine
>>163285047
literally budget Uncle Dante
>>163286123
because shippers have literally nothing else to do. I wish they would fuck back to tumblr.
>OMG MY WAIFU/HUSBANDO ISN'T XYZ
please rot.
The only type of comic content that matters is Roadhog and Junkrat broing it up
>>163286123
Because it serves no purpose except to get money from a niche group.
Anyone who believes otherwise seriously needs to get their head out of the clouds. Big Buissness companies don't care for anything but one color. Green.
>>163285764
so wait? Tracer doesn´t have to wear her Ironman thingy all the time? Why did I shit on every piece of fanart, that depicted her without it then?
Also
>isn´t even wearing the scarf Tracer just gave her when going to winston´s
Emily is a little bitch
>>163286313
D.Va doesn't celebrate it.
Is it still okay to fap to her?
Is it a bad idea to have two different sensitivity for two characters?
I'm pretty good with McCree with the current sense but I feel it's pretty slow for widow who I like to play the second most
>>163286182
Bruh if one of those five were gay, it would be over representative. N*P, don't make me the dude reciting stat 101
>>163286184
That ain't me.
>Everybody making a big deal about Tracer getting a GF introduced
>Or about tiny little ship-teases, either for or against
>Nobody talking about Torb having a wife and oversized family
I mean c'mon?!
>>163285253
>>163285373
Shit taste
>>163285873
Reinhardt and Torbjorn are good friends.
>make tracer gay
>not lucio
fuck you blizzard
>>163286259
That's fine, but using the term "clearly" for a poorly drawn, small picture isn't doing you any credit.
>>163285056
>again
There are no blacks in Overwatch. Fact. If you think a Brazilian is black just because he has dark skin you're wrong.
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>reminder the only ones mad are the cock loving faggots
they are false flagging now
>>163286314
5 characters are enough don't you think?
>>163285056
>something that's not a straight white man appears in a medium I enjoy
>SJW LIBTARDS GO BACK TO TUMBLR!!!!
>>163285549
Niggers like to pretend they're literate by copy-pasting cut outs from their Hotep Facebook pages.
>>163286409
Lucio is just asking to get his boipussy POUNDED
>>163286404
Hard work pays off
>>163286375
Only if you are a girl.
Is torbj's wife, Reinhardt's sister or? How come they are so bros?
>>163286375
I fap to her being mind broken by cocks, so yes
>>163286481
made to order
Ok guys she kissed her without being gay. Whats wrong with that?. Last night i kissed my friend but without being gay. Cmon guys.
Guys.
I guess I don't want them to make a mei comic
She will probably be forced into some gay pairing
>>163285549
If God didn't choose us as the pinnacle of humanity, why did we create Civilization as we know it?
Fuck off, redditor.
>>163286363
>>isn´t even wearing the scarf Tracer just gave her when going to winston´s
>Emily is a little bitch
Tracer fucking tried to stop her from opening it. It was probably for Winston. The greedy bitch.
>Tracer got a scarf for Winston
>Her girlfriend just jacks it
Wot a cunt desu
>fixed a bug that allowed Sombra to permanently hack a health pack
They should have given her that skill tbqh, she needs all the help she can get.
>>163286519
Did you give him a brojob?
>>163286192
Yes.
That is also how Mccree lost his arm..
>>163285449
Did you even see the Halloween menu with those two? Homoerotic as fuck.
>>163286375
Do what I'm going to do.
Pull a Korra and decide she's bi.Seriously, no one's said she only likes girl's yet, so she can be bi.
Aw Bisexuals, the best of all lesbians
>>163286428
WOuld you rather have them make Reinhardt gay? Or 76? Reaper? Hell no! Lesbian Tracer is pretty hot, and remember, there is no such thing as lesbians, only bisexual women
>>163285490
>>163285401
>tfw no Smugberry to hold on Xmas
Objective best girl
>>163285868lmao
>>163286585
Why are you so genuinely autistic?
>>163286497
Fuck off, Tracer would never be defeated by cock
>>163286375
everyone jerks to lesbians
only ones mad are faggots
>>163286404
Oh what, because he's a dwarf he can't have a family? You fucking racist pig.
I hope you and everyone in your family, no your race just to be safe, is dragged to hell and burns.
God you people and your anti-dwarf agendas are complete scum, always thinking about your tall people privileges. #Shortlivesmatter you fucking TIS Scum
>>163286491
they both hate omniggers
>>163286326
Most technology advanced countries are white majority and Asians
>>163286326
Sure is! So? They should make more non-white characters. I'm not asking for more whities.
All I'm saying is that saying there needs to be more LGBT representation because 1 is not enough is silly.
>>163286558
I guess Sombra needs more nerfs in her arsenal if this is any indication from blizzard.
>>163286460
I swear for the past 10 years there have been tons of white female and male MCs and characters in every medium.
>tfw faggots will Never EVER get Gay Junkrat
>>163286231
I know that feel, anon. I suppose I am just conditioned to be attracted to miserable people at that point.
She still could be bi...
Tracer is a lesbian?????????
She could be with her daughter but she choose to be with you. Don't fuck this up Jack
>>163286585
>that art
>>163285047
Why doesnt he just shave?
>>163286673
No, she's a fucking faggot.
>>163286491
Aryans gotta stick together
>>163286636
1 is plenty, her being a cute girl is even better
no one wants faggot men or any of the other fucked up things you subhumans come up with
>>163286585
I'll allow it.
It just annoys me because it's so easy. Take the only cute, spunky character with short hair and make her a dyke. They're not even trying.
>>163286313
Almost everyone works on xmas eve anon. Not to mention, xmas eve isn't a holiday, it's a normal workday.
>tracer is gay
>posting speed increased by 15 times
>>163286439
Brazil imported more blacks than the US.
Then they mixed with literally everything. Everything in Brazil is mixed and part black, part white, part native, and part asian.
>>163286428
Lucio's too busy creampieing D.Va
>>163286375
Bruh lesbian to male NTR is the best
>>163286618
No, because I don't draw a distinct line between them introducing a GF for Tracer, and a whole family for Torb. So the fact that one gets all the discussion and the other is just passed over as "Eh" bugs me.
Also you're trying too hard.
whats the black thing on the cake
whats hanzo doing with his hand
why does he have piercings
that aside, i want this skin (minus the piercings)
>>163286313
It's prime time for lonely betabux.
>game gets updated with new features
>/owg/ barely cares
>character gets revealed to be lesbian
>threads most active in months
You guys have your priorities straight (no pun intended)
Real talk: Does anyone else here hate shipping? Like, they could care less about shipping? In any mediums I don't give a FUCK about some fictional bullshit relationships
>>163286683
Has anyone pointed out that this is that one guy who shows up in the recall cinematic AND is in the old overwatch picture?
Nobody knows who it fucking is.It's probably not doomfist
>>163286656
Thank fucking god. that Roadrat poster can fuck off too.
>You can get the winter wonderland spray despite getting it when you login for the first time during the event
Did i just get jewed out of my GUARANTEED **FREE** christmas item
>>163286656
Dont care, I only want Roadhog
>>163285210
reminder junkrat has a voice line if he kills roadhog "now we know who's really on top" CONFIRMED gay lovers
>>163285905
>D.Va gets wasted on her New Year's stream
>Instead of doing anything lewd she just streams herself shitposting the entire night
>>163286707
t. mad faggot
no one likes your kind bro
time to kill yourself
>battle.net patch notes wont load
>cant find anything on the internet
>400mb patch
can someone lend me a hand
>>163286752
You and I are enemies now.
>>163286772
that's a block of chocolate, normally put on cakes to say merry xmas or happy birthday.
>>163286683
She's with Jack for his own safety because Jack is a fucking mentally ill PTSD patient.
Pharah also thinks her mother is dead
>>163286806
i like canon relationships but non canon ships are fucking irritating to look at
>>163285318
>a fucking leaf
>>163286731
I agree! That said with the ctrl-left you can bet they'll take the mile after a while
>New patch
>Mercy is NOT buffed
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163286770
>Also you're trying too hard.
That is word for word what SJWs say to white men though.
If you actually looked them up instead of ignoring them thinking they're just some wives tale /v/ made up you'd see that.
>>163286806
it's pretty much the only reason why I still play
The only ones complaining about this are fujos that actually believed that Mcree/Hanzo or 76/Reaper would ever be a thing. Tracer was obvious as fuck, shes the safest choice.
Pretty obvious pandering, but I'm loving the asshurt stormfags
>>163286491
Torb and Rein are the only members of the original OW that are officially "alive".
They still do not even know Ana, Jack and Gabe are alive, the in-game interactions are not specifically cannon. They are "what if they met" moments.
Also - see the picture above the fireplace? They all miss the old days.
>implying these aren't snowballs
>implying Zenyatta isn't about to pelt Genji with tranquility
He put a rock in one of them too.
>>163286857
we need a drawfag that can do shit like this.
>>163286749
I swear, the day it is revealed D.Va is getting fucked by black dick or even worse this fucking brazilian frogposting fagface I´ll piss at the front door of Blizzard HQ. I have no idea where it is, but I´ll find it and I´ll piss at it
>>163286806
I hate the fanbase of it.
They usually ruin any kind of discussion, look at anime, look at games with lots of different characters in them
Its fucking infuriating and its much like a fucking cancer.
>>163286404
plenty of people talking about it higher up in the thread, friend
>>163286386
totally acceptable as long as you feel comfortable, if it works out for you, great! just because you're the only one doing it doesn't mean it's bad, in fact, you might get lucky and be the guy who invents jogging! but remember to be willing to switch in the long run if it fails to meet your expectations.
>>163286491
pretty sure that in lore torb was the greatest engineer in overwatch prime time, and that made him the only one capable of fixing reins suit in overwatch or something like that, they kinda relied on each other in the end then i guess
>>163286626
nah my friend, one of the cinematic trailers has rein protect an omnic from an angry crowd throwing molotovs in kings row
Lost 250+ SR when all I wanted was to stop the rank decay
JUST
>tracer
>>163286780
>new features
you mean skins right?
>>163286772
>>163286890
That was fast
>don't need to know anatomy to be an artist for Blizzard
Really makes you think...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE KING OF SJWS IS MAD
FURTHER PROOF THAT THE ONLY ONES MAD ARE THE TRULY DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
>>163286635
And? Overwatch is a fictional universe where things didn't play out the same way they did in our universe. Hence Africa being advanced.
>>163286885
Don't kink shame me faggot I'll fite you
>>163286772
I want that as a skin too 2bh
>>163287029
It's cute.
>>163287034
NOBODY CARES HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF
>>163287054
Me too
>>163286973
They won't do that because Koreans hates niggers
>>163287034
Kek
>>163286982
>>>163286626(You)
>nah my friend, one of the cinematic trailers has rein protect an omnic from an angry crowd throwing molotovs in kings row
wait what, i dont think i have seen rein in a single cinematic trailer
>>163286973
Oh, why you so angry?
>>163285520
What was this?
>>163287098
THREAD SAYS OTHERWISE FAGGOT
>>163287034
Oh i remember him, wish i didnt.
Still funny that he is pissed of though.
In dyke relationships why is there always 1 short haired and 1 long?
>>163287034
>Tracer
>specifically designed for the male gaze
This guy is living in a bubble. Tracer is the kind of lesbian all the dykes drool after. Widowmaker is the femme fatale.
>>163286772
>>163287054
I would find it really entertaining to hunt down and kill Metzen.
>>163287034
Those people literally earn their living off of finding shit "problematic". If you think for a moment they believe what they say you are even crazier than they are.
>homophobes quitting the game because Tracer craves cooch
Is now the best time to climb in comp?
>>163287034
Translation: Blizz make an ugly lesbian please
>Americans need their fictional women to be at least bisexual to consider masturbating to them
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>163287154
One of them has to be the dude in the relationship.
>>163287169
>Tracer
>not a thousand times hotter than Widowshitter
Mmh, sure.
>>163287146
Its because you shipperfags will never be satisfied, whether gay or straight
go away
>>163286884
Just bug fixes.
>fixed Sym building her ults in spawn rooms in ranked
>fixed Sombra permanently hacking health packs
>fixed bugs with audio and keybinds
>>163287169
It feels bad to be a guy attracted to short haired women.
>>163287154
usually one is the stud and one is more girly
>>163287130
Looks like a reindeer or something in the thumbnail
>>163287034
>>163286928
I've seen it, I try my best to ignore it.
And I still think it's a misplaced effort trying to emulate them, even for ironic purposes.
>>163287221
Who said she wasn't? Are you retarded?
>>163286973
Chu is the writer so if Dva ever gets a bf it will probably be some Kpop boy or another asian celebrity
>>163287127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
Here.
Who are these people? Gabriel's son? Cucked?
>>163285661
i chinese i play joke i go pee pee in your coke
>>163286901
Ana writes to Pharah though. She knows she's alive. Ana chose to come out of hiding for Jack.
Fucking faggots go fuck yourself
>tfw no husbando
>>163287201
the only ones quitting are the cock loving faggots who got btfo
no one cares about lesbians
no one
>implying Smugmerry isn't the only waifu that matters
>tfw no blueberry to comfort on Christmas
>>163287238
thank you based anon
Mcree x Sombra CONFIRMED
also where is Lucio or D.va
>tfw you're a tracerfag and shes confirmed gay>tfw you're also a grill
Is she going to hack that cowboy dick?
>>163286849
>>163285210
they're probably depraved bisexuals
>and Roadhog will never not creep me out
>that heavy breathing while he's close to you and the hook which pulls you close and you cannot escape
>>163287228
People aren't pissed because of shipping they are pissed because it normalizes homosexuality and deviant behavior.
>>163287127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Madau2K9H0Y
13 seconds in.
>>163287349
LONDON
>>163287034
>muh DIVERSITY!
>make the character everyone thinks of when you mention your game a lesbian
>b-but it´s the wrong kind of lesbian
FUck will they ever shut up? What do they want? That Mei is revealed to be a crippled chinese trans-black-futa-panda-half-robot-attack-helicopter with socially acceptable fair trade mayonaise flowing in her overweight veins?
>>163287127
Rein's neutral about omnics.
>>163287127
>>163287201
>widow/tracer fags BTFO
>They will go vent their anger in comp and probably tilt
You tell me.
>>163287349
KINGS ROW
I
N
G
S
R
O
W
Junkrat and Roadhog canonically listening to Land Down Under while they rob banks.
You're welcome.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/811288511986929665
>>163287312
>d.va
>we're courage
You aren't even part of overwatch.
>>163287358
>implying Sombra and Mcree are not gay
>>163274656
1. It's the future, could be permanent for a lot of reasons
2. It could be like real world brainwashing that was successful like MK Ultra and they give her a treatment regularly.
Also if you haven't figured out why she killed him even though she loved him as part of the persona they created for her there's nothing I can do for you. All we can do is hope she gets rescued later on. Rescued/Reformed OW Widow skin would be great!
>>163287358
i want sombra and McCree to fuck and have a mixed race baby
So she's not totally emotionless, then?
>>163287313
It's the Wayne family going home after seeing The Mark of Zorrobot.
>Tfw I am currently writing an interactive story about a dude who waifus a bunch of various women from different series
>Tracer was going to be in the next batch of women the MC could pick from
>I am going to exercise my creative right and make it that she wants the MC's Dick and have lots of his kids.
>And if anyone gets mad at me I can just shrug it off because I have as much right to make her straight as Blizzard does to make her gay.
It's a wonderful world really, where I can do what I want because nobody is going to stop me.
>>163287313
No one, it's just Gabe being jealous that he has no family.
>>163287034
the day of the rope is nigh
>>163287127
It was the "Heroes" launch trailer, iirc?
Real quick moment of him popping his shield to protect a damaged Omnic and some kids who were trying to help him from some protestors, I think it was.
>>163287313
Could either be his ex wife since to all public knowledge, Gabriel is supposed to be dead. Or it could be his daughter grown up with a family, Gabriel, Jack, and Ana are all likely suppossed to be in their 50s/60s
>>163287358
They probably don't know each other but I hope that she helps him home after he drinks two entire bottles of bourbon alone
Dva will never get a boyfriend in canon since she's literally designed so beta fags will waifu her and self insert as her boyfriend
>>163285358
Having sex with your husband or wife in a loving, committed marriage is the definition of purity.
The only ship I approve of is mercy and genji
>Blizzard thinks new Sym is balanced in any single way.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
>>163287564
KEK
>tfw you're a mix of Gabe and McCree on Christmas
>>163287564
fuck off chu
>>163287392
we definitely need shorts for Reinhardt and D.Va
>/pol/cucks twitterposting
Sad!
>>163286481
people always understimatehot dwarf dick
>>163287504
We've already known she isn't
>snaps at Ana when she mentions Gerard
>laughs in Tracer's face after merking Mondatta
Also it seems like the lines separating Amelie and Widowmaker are more blurry than was first assumed.
>>163287034
Even Tumblr would disagree with this
To assume that Tracer is solely designed for male indulgence rather than being able to promote the concept that Tracer can be a girl who is sexy and silly at the same time is very narrow-minded
Tracer is probably the most annoying character to play against I think. Not most OP, not most vital, just the most annoying.
wait what was this supposed to be the Tracer is gay statement
I thought Emily was just her mother or something, she looks kinda old
>>163287347
>so alone you spend Christmas drinking yourself to sleep at a bar
I honestly feel bad for McCree
.>>163287349
Will there ever be a greater Reinhardt picture than this
>>163287504
I guess their brainwashing wasn't that great after all
they should have tried it on kids
kids should be easier than an adult whose brain is fully developed
>>163287280
Giving this one a hard (You)
Lena is bisexual. I mean, she visits Harambe quite often...
>when your main has 8 kids
BUILD EM UP
BREAK EM DOWN
>>163287594
>falling for the ethanol jew
don't do that anon
if no one else cares about you, at least you should
>>163286973
>d.va
>fucking anyone
Anon, you don't know how korean idols work? If she fucks anyone or even gets in a relationship her carreer is fucked.
lmao at anybody who wasn't already into the idea of tracer kissing girls
>>163287313
I hope not. His life is full of enough suffering already.
If it is we are going to see a redemtion arc 10000%, though. Just like we will for Widow. The "good" and "bad: guys will group together to take down something greater (the Illuminati in Sombra's picture who were behind taking down OW in the first place) and Gabe and Amelie will become antiheroes instead of villains.
>>163287034
Literally every lesbian I've seen today is happy about this. What's this guy's problem?
>>163287610
he got a lame comic instead of crusader short
terrible
>>163287564
Do you think Mercy gave Genji a ginormous cyborg dick?
>>163287493
Fuck no
Mcree is going to make America great again
I love overwatch comics but this one had no plot other than saying "lol tracers gay"
I wish we had more backstories
>>163287662
So what you're saying is that you want an evil loli character?
how to play wetback hacker?
>>163287650
>tracer
>not genji
>>163287564
Fuck off Chu
>>163287034
>Girls who like girls like ugly girls because they see their inner beauty because purest love
Small wonder that Men-Hating-Lesbians are so prolific when their male "Allies" carry this mentality.
What's autistic.
Discussing relationships for video games characters that aren't even relevant.
What isn't autistic.
Discussing cute waifus
Know the difference, It could save your life.
>>163287504
Her voice lines reveal she's still deeply in love with and misses him. Just wait until Gerad comes back!
>I never stopped loving you, Gerard.
>I find that hard to believe, monster.
>I'm still your wife...
>My wife is dead.
>Overwatch is gone...we can be together.
>Die, monster, you don't belong in this world.
On killing her
>Why...why won't you love me?
Spawn together
>We were always good partners, Gerard.
>Amelie was my partner, creature. You're just a weapon, a thing, you'll never be more than that.
>Crime passionnel, amoureux?
>You're not worth my time, let alone my feelings.
>>163287719
He's a friendzoned retard who thinks white knighting the crazies will get him laid.
>>163287759
It didn't have a plot. It was a christmas oneshot.
>mfw there was an idiot in here earlier who actually wanted the LGBT thing to be a serious part of the story
>>163287564
Kill yourself, Chu
>>163287478
>Fights gigantic mecha Godzilla at least once a year in a comparatively tiny ass mech that can barely survive a fat australian shooting it at a rate of 60rpm
>Not courage
D.Va's an Eva character on the inside and is putting up a really good front, she has to be.Or she's a Heavy Object character
>>163287759
now we know that torbj fucks like a rabbit
and that widow still cares about her husband
im so sick of the driveby shitpostes that come to this general just because of the tracer reveal
>>163287104
I'm way late but here
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/issues/overwatch/10/en-us/pdf/comic-overwatch-tracer.pdf
>>163287719
he's a faggot
faggots don't care about hot lesbians
they only care about the dregs like them
>>163287709
d.va's a former esports pro not a kpop idol
>>163287759
it's just some feelgood comic
you sound like you went into a Transformers movie and complain that the plot wasn't Ghost in the Shell-level
>>163287809
Pretty sure Gerard was killed in his sleep
with a gun
So he's dead forever
>>163287728
it would be so cool
>>163287280
(You)
>>163287692
HARD WORK PAYS OFF
>>163287678
>Harambe
>...
Please go back, thanks.
>>163287765
fuck yeah
>>163287834
I want to kiss those lips
>>163285549
You're looney tunes
>>163287759
This. I really want more lore stuff put out, even if its just blog posts like the Lumerico stuff leading up to Sombra's release.
>>163284795
>lesbian
>male sex fantasy
>making a mockery of LGBT
>would never, ever risk their product by having 2 men licking each others mouths like that
Blizzard being clever again.
>>163287709
That's Japanese idols.
Not to mention that D.Va isn't an "Idol" in the traditional sense. She's a gamer girl streamer.
The step to camwhore is not a vast one.
Throw in Lucio as her on-camera partner and...well, there's plenty of fanart of it already.
>>163287854
She's treated as a idol since she's used in commercials and movies.
>>163287747
With his qt punk ronin bf?
>>163287462
When you thought best bros couldn't get any more based
And then they just surprise you again
>>163287709
I think if anyone so much as touches a Korean Idol their 100k dollar designer nose would fall of so they might be pretty safe
>>163287728
Wait, it´s confirmed that a character gets either a comic or a short? Still hoping for a short full of hardly trained korean SC pros getting slaughtered by Kaiju sized Omnic machinery
January: Oasis
February: Lunar New Year/Valentines (Mei redemption, Widow)
March: ???
April: Easter/Springtime Event (DVA/Bastion)
May: ???
June: Summer Games
And so on. Fill in the blanks for what we get next year!
>>163287874
You must be new to OW
>>163287334
She truly is the best girl no doubt in my mind.
All shippers are retards
>>163286061
So what is Hanzo doing there?
>>163287809
I think I remember hearing something that like, if Widowmaker is revived by Mercy, she mumbled Gerard's name rather melancholy?
>>163287280
The only reason you are never confronted with actual SJWs on here is because /pol/ keeps you safe from them.
>Yourwelcomemoana.jpg
>Tracer confirmed gay and in a relationship
>Widow still cares for her dead husband
Where were you when Widow/Tracer fags got BTFO?
>>163287960
>Boohoo! my favorite yaoi OW ship got dismissed in this comic
>>163287719
>Literally every lesbian I've seen today is happy about this. What's this guy's problem?
He's one of those can't-be-pleased extremists that even progressives find annoying as fuck because they will always find something to complain about
wtf...........so tracers gay now?
>>163287960
This is one of those things that annoys me about "progressives." If blizz wanted to be progressive, they'd have two dudes making out in the comic. This is just pandering 101.
>>163287809
>>163287874
What if Gerard comes back as a Zombie hero with necromancer powers and shit
>>163288041
>Best designs
>Best personalities
>Best concepts
>Best bros
>Best lines
Is there anything these two can't do?
who else
>happy
that we got another comic and is indifferent about all this shipping?
>>163287809
I would love to see this become a reality desu.
>>163288109
Yeah. Theres a chance of Widowmaker saying that she wants to go back to him, after being ressurected
>>163288049
>Wait, it´s confirmed that a character gets either a comic or a short?
No but they said everybody will get a get either a comic, a short or both
>>163288049
>Wait, it´s confirmed that a character gets either a comic or a short?
They've said that they want to do at least one of each character. Some get shorts, some get comics, some get both. It depends on how whimsical Chu is feeling
What did Gerard looked like?
>SJW faggotry making people completely ignore the fact that D.VA is OP as fuck
Nerf soon
>>163286521
>god
dropped
>people are surprised this character is gay
>>163285873
He's uncle Rein
>>163288101
spending blood money on cheap, unhealthy carbs
and he intends to feed it to that poor autistic kid in the back
>>163288101
Looks like he is hiding a landmine on a cake. Dickmove if you ask me, but only degenerates and japs eat cake for christmas so fair enough
>>163287765
no
an evil younger clone of one of the existing heroes who got pumped full with supersoldier serum whose only objective is to get rid of Overwatch
just imagine how much it must have sucked:
you spend 12 years getting trained to kill OW-Agents then you spend nights crying because some blue bitch did what you wanted to do in one shot
and you basically get demoted to a soldier, a little above the regular mercenaries , highly valued for talon, but your meaning in life became menaingless
your birthday prsent at age 18 is Overwatch getting recalled and you cry tears of joy
you're so happy you write an open letter to Overwatch how happy you are that Overwatch is back
and they think it's a fan-letter
>>163288172
If Gerard comes back as a hero he should be a literal Stubs the Zombie kind of Zombie.
>Carry a team of garbage DPS players as Zarya with all gold medals and chew them out the whole way through, making sure they know how shit they are
>Win
Is there a better feeling than putting DPS shitters in their place?
>Blizzard: Someone's gay
>Blizzard: It's not who you think!
>People for months were drawing gay tracer, so pretty much most of fandom already knew.
>implying this doesn't make even more sense now
>>163285618
my sides
It's even better since Zenyatta is right next to him.
>>163288240
KAPLAAAAAAN
>>163288303
fandom drew gay art of everyone damn it
>>163287809
>Die, monster, you don't belong in this world.
I see what you did there
>>163287962
>That's Japanese idols.
No, that's also korean idols.
t. lived in seoul for a few months, never again.
>>163288262
I'm surprised her legs don't snap in half from just standing.
Hopefully the next gay couple would be WinstonxLucio
REEEEEEEE I JUST WANT YETI WINSTON
>>163285873
Rein and Torb are good friends so Rein knows all of Torb's family and is friends with his kids :')
>>163286159
one would help, yes.
>>163286683
are they fucking?
>>163288303
Making someone a lesbian isn't exactly daring by any standard.
Men like lesbians because they're hot.
Women like lesbians because "YEAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!"
Smart people like lesbiansBecause we know they aren't actually gay.
Why's Hana such a slut?
https://a.pomf.cat/dpqdvi.webm
>Tracer's GF"s name is Emily
>Widow's is "Amelie"
>Emily
>Amelie
Pretty sly, Blizzard.
>>163285239
she's been getting fucked since she was 11
>>163288303
Pharmercy was far more popular than Widowtracer
>>163288049
>>163288205
>>163288214
I hope to fuck not. They'd be wasting the endless potential of Trashmouse and Streetpig running around Mad Mad Fury Road.
>>163288262
I'll be perfectly honest, even with that sketchy skin, I didn't see tracer as a carpetmuncher one bit.
This comic surprised me, but also didn't surprise me.
TRACER BEING A FUCKING FAG MAKES NO SENSE! NO SENSE AT ALL?!?!?!? WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN ZARYA HOLY FUCK SHES SO UGLY AND NASTY FUCK THIS GAME
>>163288410
bcuz theyre both niggers xd
>>163288383
Next comic reveal: Everyone is gay.
such development, much lore.
>>163288303
Most people who thought a female character was gonna be gay thought it would be Zarya. The next was probably Pharah thanks to Pharmercy.
I don't think many people really expected Tracer to be gay. It's more obvious than, say, Mei or Dva, but still was kinda not really thought about too much. Although it seems really obvious in hindsight to everyone now that it's been confirmed.
>>163288415
fuck you
>5 legendary so far
>not a single Christmas skin
>tfw your county is saved from homo degeneracy
>tfw your rubles pay to keep your children safe from the gay
>tfw thanking glorious Putin
>>163288395
Well, fair enough. Admittedly not nearly as versed in Korean Pop Culture as I am Japanese.
Point remains that she's an Independent Web-Idol rather than Mainstream though.
>>163288169
Yep, they know most of their audience are pervs so they pander to them and pretend they aren't by saying "gay" when it's 2 pretty lesbians (fapbait)
Gotta give it to them, it's smart as hell. They are playing both sides.
>>163288338
>people still think widowmaker is gay when she had a (male) husband
>>163287834
>Heavy Object
Not sure if you're animeonly but you are my nigga for mentioning it.
> one win away from Masters
> teammate disconnects a minute and a half into the first round
> lose a few in a row
> finally back up to 3496
> steamroll enemy team on attack
> 2 min left on defense and our 2 stack disconnects
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163287280
this
>>163288293
>Gold elims with Tank/Support
>Shit on DPS the entire match for being useless
Feels good
>>163288445
Why people always draw her plugsuit like that? It doesn't make sense for her to undress like that, imagine the hassle to put that back on.
>>163285651
>waifuing married women
shameful
>>163284941
Did you not see Hanzo buying cake?
>>163288531
suka blyat what does it say
>>163288504
what about torb
what about torbs 8 children
they gay too??
>>163285085
It's that one guy from her comic she said she'd have dinner with.
When the Molten Core is amazing
>>163288531
russia is a piece of shit country>>163288169
>If blizz wanted to be progressive, they'd have two dudes making out in the comic.
why are you guys posting so fast?
also i got a second account after all and im leveling it now
not sure if i should place in bronze on purpose seems kinda fun desu and will be a good test also
>>163288050
>>163287905
>>163287668
>>163288593
[samefagging intensifies]
>>163288494
>not liking muscle girls
Low estrogen detected.
>>163288568
Widow/Tracer fags are still in denial.
Who is that in the photo with Jack? His son?
>>163287960
Pretty clever actually.
They get a lot of browniepoints from loud liberals and almost no controversy.
They would never do this to Zarya since the risk of a backlash would probably be much higher for obvious reasons.
>>163288531
Hasn't Blizzard said there would be more than one?
>>163285213
how the hell did they get from a apartment in king's row to watchpoint gibralter so fast?
>>163288616
Dwarf's lay pipe
>>163288494
sorry pal Russians ain't queers and none purer then mighty Zarya
>>163288454
>Tracer has the hots for Widow
>Widow still lover Gerard and has 0 interest in Tracer's shit
>Tracer tries to compensate and starts dating a girl called "Emily"
Makes it less suspicious when she shouts Amelie's name during sex, I suppose.
>>163288445
Where did you find my sex tape with Hana?
>>163288537
>Web-Idol rather than Mainstream though.
It's the future
Web is even bigger than it is today and TVs are all just computers that use the net
>>163288659
SJW's are throwing a fit because its someone """attractive""" like tracer rather than it being someone like Mei or Zarya
>>163288176
Act- I mean, be consistently viable.
>>163287719
He wants to push the agenda that enough is never enough and that there should always be more progressive things to be pushed toward, even when they hit the wall that is the rights of oneself inflicting itself on other people
>>163288202
>Yeah. Theres a chance of Widowmaker saying that she wants to go back to him, after being ressurected
She does? Sauce? I know sometimes Widowmaker will say his name at the start of a round, but I've never heard it when being resurrected.
>>163288338
It makes less sense if anything considering we know for a fact Widowmaker still thinks of her husband and that Tracer appears to be in a committed relationship already.
>>163288616
Based manlet
>>163288675
Yeah, was kind of wondering that myself...
Maybe after her accident, OW continued the Slipstream project, built a working jet, and after its collapse Tracer got to keep it?
>>163288675
Time magic
>>163288537
True, but you have to take in considering that the internet is a bit bigger in overwatch than it is today
>>163288654
It's this dude, whoever he is.
>>163288494
You expected MY WAIFU to be a filthy carpet muncher? HAHAHAHAHA! KYS
>>163288607
torb's children will all be trannies.
>>163288616
>Torb has 8 fucking kids
IM GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT
>>163288654
No one knows because the picture isn't clear. I'm betting it's his son as Jack is already old in that picture. The old OW agent some people are claiming it to be doesn't add up because he would be much older like Jack. The person Jack is with is clearly a young man.
So yeah, probably his son.
>Be dwarf
>No fucks given. Marry tall aryan model
>Have 8 kids
>Invite German loner over on Christmas so you can pawn your kids off on him while you fuck your wife in a santa outfit.
ALPHA.
AS.
FUCK.
>>163288445
See, I'm going to need the rest of that picture.
>>163288568
>implying this is done with widowmaker's permission
>>163288176
Be meta at the same time
;_;
Do you think we'll ever get an omnic character who is a bad guy/criminal like Reaper/Widow or Junkrat?
It'll be boring if they just keep pushing the "omnics are misunderstood good guys" thing
>>163288070
May will probably be Doomfist
>>163286772
It almost looks like Hanzo is in some soup kitchen.
korean idols have sponsors too
>>163288756
>>163288810
True. But you still don't see the same stigma attached to independents like Hana as you do "Professionals".
Of course, as you say, it's the future, so that could very easily have changed.
>>163288846
if only was actually viable as a character in game though
>>163287280
THis.
>>163288547
Oh yeah, it makes a ton of sense from a business perspective. You get to please the liberals by pushing "equality" and get to please the pervs because "muh lesbians."
It just bothers me that lesbians have such an easier run of things in today's world. People fetishize them, but demonize gays. Shit is unfair.
People are this upset about Tracer being gay for lots of different reasons.
Just imagine if that panel was two guys kissing. Blizzard could never get away with some shit like that, not in a million fucking years.
Sucks that guys are just the "uglier" side of the spectrum when it comes to being gay.
>>163288647
>>163288880
>he thinks female sexuality is anything like male sexuality
>>163288568
Husband (female)
>>163288616
Is Brigitte one of Torb's kids?
>>163288531
That's marketting again by blizzard, they wanted news headlines. That comic is not a problem for Russia.
>>163288895
What soup kitchen has well decorated christmas cake? He's out celebrating christmas the Japanese way. All he needs is the bucket of KFC and a lonely girl to pork all night.
>People really expected the gay to be someone like Soldier or Reaper
lmao hot girl lesbians are an easy sell. They're not going to risk alienating all the CoDbro teens who play the edgelord or the soldier by making them gay.
>>163288973
nice photoshop
>>163288774
She also screams his name when she's revived sometimes.
Shouldn't Soldier 76 and Sombra be working together to uncover the conspiracy? They both have goals that cross paths so shouldn't we get some partnership from the two?
No shipping. 76 is too old for Sombra.
>>163288675
She ran them there, OW team was asked if she can carry people and they responded saying she can carry people and objects with her, but nothing the size of a building because it makes her jumps uncontrollable
>>163288885
There's Volksaya's war-profiteering partner?
>>163288616
How can that many children fit inside such a small man?
>>163288921
just play him in QP and have fun my dude
his M1 dinks are top tier
>>163288645
>>163288994
>That comic is not a problem for Russia.
hahahaha
>Rein watches Torb's kids so he can bang his wife
Best tank
Best wingman
Best bro
>>163289035
yeah but earlier in the comic she talked about her time thingamajig running out of juice and how she would have to take the train
>>163288984
This poster is at least 60% right, women can get away with kissing their friends and it's totally not gay at all somehow. That alone is significantly different from men
>>163288965
Exactly this. It's because heterosexuals fetishize lesbians but demonize gays.
>>163289007
I wonder if libs will catch onto what they are doing or just fall for it.
This might backfire pretty badly if they do.
>>163288921
>>163289045
Not like anybody who plays comp is good enough to be playing the meta at high level anyway. Torb could be better but he's perfectly usable. His weapon is gdlk.
>>163288616
QUESTION
Are Bridgette and Rein fucking?
>>163288531
can you translate ?
>>163289035
>it makes her jumps uncontrollable
So we know how Tracer's end comes
She sacrifices herself in the future by warping something out that the team can't destroy/neutralize in time...
RIP
Serious question:
Why are you Liberals so obsessed with sexuality? Are you such miserable people that you can't find anything else to define you?
I don't see straight people walking around proudly proclaiming their heterosexuality. Fags, dykes, and other assorted trash really don't seem to have any real feats in engineering, science, math etc.
The straight white man has carried society on his back. Why aren't you thankful?
>>163289112
Is Rein alone? Am I reading this right and Rein is hanging out with Torb and his family for christmas?
anyone who plays this SJW game needs to fucking kill themselves
>>163288914
Yeah, everything is possible then. I just wish they went further, like in the 22nd century
>People are surprised Zarya isn't a lesbian
Uh, it's illegal to be gay in Russia, I'm pretty sure Blizzard wants to make money, not start the Cold War again
>>163289019
That's what I was asking about. I want to hear the line.
>Tracer's accelerator is the only thing keeping her grounded on this plane of existence
>it can run out of battery
>she's fine with this
?????
>>163289139
There will always be two sects.
Those who whoop and cheer at any acknowledgment and those who will ALWAYS say it's not enough.
>>163289192
Prop because you're still calling them assorted trash senpai.
>>163285213
Who the fuck is this red head?
>>163289192
back to your containment board
how do we restore Gabriel Reyes' smile?
>>163289117
It literally takes a few seconds to recharge. It even did mid firefight in the cinematic against Widowmaker and Reaper.
>>163289202
>>163289112
what if Rein is the gay dude?
>>163289202
Well...he was always busy and he never got to be with Ana...
>>163289192
Well there was Turing but he ended up as a straight white man whether he liked it or not.
>>163289257
she's probably depressed
I'd be so too if I would fade out of time at any moment's notice and that I'm bound to a device for the rest of eternity
>>163289292
Tracer's lesbian girlfriend
>>163289117
It looked like she popped it on the charger when she got home? Maybe that's why she made out with her GF on the couch for a bit rather than heading straight to Winston's dinner; give it some time to charge for the trip.
>>163289296
Gabriel has to restore it himself, everything bad that has happened to him was his own doing.
>Your DPS can't aim
>Call them a fucking waste of space
>They singlehandedly lose the game for you but its ok because you got to flame their retarded ass
reminder if you're shit don't play this game, cucks
>>163289234
It's already coming. Might as well get the wank out while we can.
>>163289192
heres you're (You) lmao
>>163289202
Rein is actually Torb father, pretty obvious at this point
>>163289323
there is no gay only hot lesbian
>>163285510
>Torb and his wife are both blondes
>half their kids are redheads
???
>>163289202
He has his squire Bridgette with him.
>>163287662
Sundowner pls
Somehow, the way the art was, you could almost immediately tell that they were leading up to Tracer being gay.
I have no clue why, guess it's the way the artist draws lips? There's always a little more emphasis on a different detail for gay crap
>>163288994
Russia is like 1 step away from being a muslim country when it comes to basic civil rights anon.
>>163289257
I'm guessing they mean it only needs charge to do blinks and rewinds and that it always passively keeps her stable.
>>163285213
>athena has a santa hat on
Cute
Okay, everyone. I think we've established the fact that Tracer is a lesbian. Can we go back to talking about the actual game?
>>163289409
>irished
>>163289323
Rein is banging his squire, he's not gay
>>163285721
>Obessed
I seriously love Ana, she's my absolute favorite to play. I was in the OW Closed and Open betas and haven't touched it since release because I found it boring, but damn, I came back, picked up Ana and haven't stopped. Why is this foxy grandma so fucking fun?
What are the general thoughts from the community on her? Are they positive or is she considered weak or something?
>>163289127
In some cultures men kiss each other
It's a culture thing
>>163289442
no?
Thank goodness Based Russia bans this gay SJW propaganda.
>>163289294
Back to your containment website >>>/Dumblr/
>Watch as your teammates accomplish nothing
>Singlehandedly keeping the game from falling apart
>Give up, get punished for leaving
Feels bad man
>>163288654
>>163288815
>>163288837
It's obviously Tracer.
>>163289409
Recessive genes?
Or maybe Torb was a red-head in his youth?
>>163289154
>Implying any woman having reached sexual maturity could keep her hands off the 'Hardt
I think so anyway.
>>163289192
>"Fags, dykes, and other assorted trash really don't seem to have any real feats in engineering, science, math etc."
>using a device which is directly built on computational advancements from arguably the most important gay ever
ur funny guy
>tfw no qt tomboy superhero gf with a private jet and a monkey genius best friend
kill me
>>163289257
How often do you run out of gas in the middle of Nowhere?
Not very often if you're not retarded.
>>163289367
oh shit i didnt even notice she took it off how did she not go all time ghost without it?
>>163289483
In the competitive scene, she's essentially breaking the meta.
Best single target healer
>>163289483
she's ok for now in the tank dominated meta
>ALL THE OW CHARACTERS ARE BANGING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PLAYABLE
AHAHA FUCK YOU SHIPPERS
THEY'RE NORMAL PEOPLE
WHO DON'T BONE EACH OTHER WHILE THEY'RE AT WORK
EAT A DICK TUMBLR WITH YOUR SHIPPING
>>163289442
Do you think Ana eats ass?
>>163289437
theres something happening in the last years with western comic artists who just have this certain way of drawing that automatically tells them they're tumblr folk.
>people that just keep running away in 1v1 arcade
>>163286772
and hair
Will liberals be able to make a better joke than "just ignore tracers sexuality like you ignore the payload"?
Find out next time
>>163289483
Christ that picture is 15/10.
Thanks for sharing anon.
>>163289567
I basically makes a nice "field" of "well Tracer, you're not fucked"
So she has to stay somewhere near it.
>>163289442
McCree is "that kid"
>>163289536
Dwarfism is dominant
>>163289621
Jack's ass, for sure. Not sure he likes it, though, tbqh.
>>163289192
>Fags, dykes, and other assorted trash really don't seem to have any real feats in engineering, science, math etc.
>He doesn't know who Eric Allman is
>>163289541
>important gay ever
???
>>163289617
SHUT UP
>>163289154
Reinhardt is too honorable to fuck his squire.
WIDOW IS THE POSTER GIRL, NOT TRACER.
SHE'S APPEARED IN THE MOST SHORTS AND COMICS
BEST GIRL TRYING TO SAVE US FROM THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>163289536
Or his wife was an unfaithful slut.
>>163289567
Someone asked Blizzard about this on Twitter.
They replied that she's fine so long as she remains near it.
>>163289483
She's been a near must pick since her buffs shortly after her release
>>163289442
what was the point of this? to draw the characters completely out of character and in an arcade? i won't say the artist isn't good, but i'm just so confused.
>>163289719
turing is pretty much responsible for the modern world, so yeah
>>163289617
>THEY'RE NORMAL PEOPLE
bruh they re all fucking freaks
>>163288704
Widow truly is best waifu
>>163289639
is it the red noses?
>>163289716
homosexual ≠fag
retard
>>163289752
There is nothing dishonorable about vanilla sex in a loving, mutually respectful relationship
guys
guys
guys
We're forgetting the most important thing:Overwatch got a christmas comic and update while TF2 didn't
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>163289703
>>163286061
is that phara's bf?
>>163284795
>>163285129
>Lucio
>Cute
He's good looking, but not cute
>>163289801
delusional
>>163289006
Soup kitchens tend to go all out around Christmas due to the fact lonely bums might try to off themselves and the fact the public are a little more generous around this time of year, so there is more food donations.
Hanzo doesn't look like he's a bum, but he does look like he's shown up to some soup kitchen/orphanage to volunteer time. Almost.
>>163289863
No, that guy is old, likely her father
>>163287392
thats not official
Is Reaper watching his family?
>>163289483
she's the most broken character introduced in the game, the strongest dueliest and can heal more than mercy and lucio combined - can also break a stalemate with her ultimate, and is the most popular character according to """"""""""e-sports"""""""""" ranking
she's practically overpowered. you're fortunate that your favorite character is an absolute have for overwatch competitive. be glad anon. be very glad...
>>163287280
this.
>>163289154
At this point I'm pretty sure Reinhardt is asexual.
>>163289863
Probably her dad but it's unclear
>>163289840
TF2? What's that?
>>163289880
He's really not. Turing is basically the reason we have modern computing
>>163289202
Reinhardt has nowhere else to go. All of his other friends are dead, or so he believes.
Realistically he wouldn't even be taking a break for Christmas, he'd probably just give Brigitte the day off while he goes off to fight more injustice.
>>163289840
BI
MONTHLY
COMIC
>played ilios 9 times in one night
GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING AWFUL MAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>163289863
Personally betting on the co-worker she saved in her comic.
>>163289840
You make it sound like TF2 is any threat to Overwatch.
>>163287325
>Bimbercy
Hello, new fetish.
>>163289832
>homosexual ≠fag
??
that's literally what faggot means though
>>163289932
>she's the most broken character introduced in the game
Not like it mean anything, the only competition is Sombra
>>163289998
post the DVA edit
>>163289840
TF2 is child killed by it's own parents. Pretty sad story
>>163289840
TF2 is literally 10 years old no shit.
Just let it die already
>>163290047
not anymore kid get with the times
>>163290047
i think he means you can be homosexual without being an obnoxious flaming faggot
>>163285612
This fucking guy....
Nobody gives a shit dude, really, it's a game, if you are so triggered by two chicks kissing then you are about as retarded then the jsw tumbler.
>>163289192
The only ones I see obsessed with the fact that Tracer is a dyke in this thread are the /pol/tards and stormweenies.
Am I the only one that thinks Roadhog is really cute and kinda hot?
>>163289192
Every time a man makes a comment that implies that they find a woman sexually attractive they are flaunting their heterosexuality at my face
It happens quite a lot
>>163287034
I don't even know why he even follows video games since its obvious he hates them.
>>163287280
horseshoe theory in action
>>163289998
Ilios and KOTH in general punishes you for having bad fundamentals
>>163290047
They're doing that thing where if someone proves their point wrong they say "oh that's one of the GOOD ones, most of them are like this chick tract I saw on /pol/"
>>163290004
he wasn't greying at the sides
>>163289951
is it true that Genji/Mercy is canon?
>Tracer is a raging gay
>76 will actually hang out with Ana
>Widow is best girl
>Reaper is about as edgy as ever
Where the fuck is Sombra
>>163287809
Would you still love her if it was revealed that Gerard was black?
>>163289931
no probably an overwatch agent or talon mark and that's assuming the people in sight are even important.
>>163289931
Seems that way
Might be his brother/sister/both/wife and their kid
We'd need someone to ask on Twitter
>>163284795
Reminder >>163221849
>>163290125
i know you said
>in this thread
but check twitter, she's trending worldwide for some dumbass reason
>>163290128
considering the only reason you're alive is because of heterosexuality you should probably learn to deal with it
ungrateful faggot
>>163290161
getting drunk with McCree
Tracer got sum tracers
>Pharah is halfCanadian
>the totem skins weren't random
DEEPEST
>>163290159
Genji sent Mercy a letter for Christmas.
Make of that what you will.
>>163287668
>>163288158
halfway there boys
>>163290161
In a bar while McCree sleeps at the other end of it
>>163290161
>not reading threads
>>163287358
the answer is alcoholism
>>163285632
of all the overwhore characters, he is realistically the only one pure
Does Pharah wear her power armor during sex with her boyfriend?
>>163290161
She's watching McCree sleep while he's passed out at the bar.
>>163290223
Overwatch is like the most well known non-F2P game anon.
>>163289234
Shit you can't even read the Tracer comic in Russia right now because of the gay laws
>>163289483
>What are the general thoughts from the community on her?
Most OP character in the fucking game, with over 200 hp/s burst healing, and the sole driver behind most tank metas.
>>163290161
Check McRee's frame on page 10.
>>163289928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
Same video, but on the official channel.
>>163290190
>Torb always hoverhands the girls in pictures so that his wife won't murder him
>>163290290
that's her dad
>>163290290
That's her dad.
>>163290223
>Overwatch is like the most well known non-F2P game anon.
wouldn't that be dota 2 or CS:GO ?
I hope that chink in the photo is 76's boyfriend. Then I can self-insert.
Junkrat x Roadhog is cute! CUTE!!!!!!
>>163290290
That sounds dangerous
>>163290290
>pinky ring
Fareeha a cute
>>163290389
>>163290374
how do you know?
>>163288921
He is actually pretty balanced now, like Reaper.
Problem is there is too many borderline OP heroes.
Is Pharah's dad going to be a hero?are there even any heroes besides Doomfist we know of?
>>163290316
That's awesome. Gays are a cancer and should be eliminated.
OF COURSE the anglo character is a degenerate sodomite. OF COURSE!
>>163290281
Being Winston is suffering
>>163289931
Reaper's daughter sure has great tits
>>163289483
Strongest hero in the game what's not to love?
>>163290328
>that webm of reaper headshotting a frozen mccree point blank not being able to out DPS Ana's healing
I fucking hate Ana
BASED RUSSIA
BTFO OUT OF FORCED DEGENERACY AS A FALSE FLAG TOLERANCE EVENT
>>163289931
Someone last thread theorized that he's staring at them because the couple resembles Jack and Ana and deep down he misses his former friends and wishes they ended up together and happy
>Guy in trio queue decides to mouth off
>Remind him and his friends just how fucking awful they are by asking why they keep doing stupid shit everytime they do it
>>163290290
I bet when he's about to cum on her during sex, he yells out "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!"
>new comic
>quickly glance over the panels
>more Tracer pandering
>absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>finish the comic
>Tracer waifufags BTFO
>mfw
>>163289953
>At this point I'm pretty sure Reinhardt is asexual.
that's just what he and Bridgette tell people so that the public never learns of the taboo that they're committing together in their camper van every night
>>163290235
gay people are capable of having sex with straights to have babies, you know. also artificial insemination
but i guess red/pol/led tards don't think that hard about anything, so it's not surprising
>>163290454
Is Jeff trying to say something to us?
did anyone notice that Pharah's dad is eating fucking pancakes?
>>163290235
In case you don't understand the obvious the point was to show that straight people also proclaim their sexuality all the time, people just don't regard it as such
I don't need to learn to deal with it because I don't have a problem with it, you on the other hand clearly need to learn to deal with non-hets being what they are
>It's a "shitter Mercy tries to boss everyone around" episode
>tfw everytime I die I either can't spectate them or they're walking out of spawn
NOTHING is more infuriating
I'm trying to carry your stupid ass stop typing and do your FUCKING JOB
>>163290392
dota is f2p
Pharah is with this guy from her comic.
>>163286772
To everyone asking what Hanzo's doing:
He's come to terms with the fact that he became a Christmas cake and will now never find a husband, so he came to a bakery to see what it looks like.
>>163289154
>Having sexual relationships with your squire
Disgusting plebian.
So do Sombra and McCree hang out on the regular, or do they just happen to be in the same bar?
>>163287358
Don't read comics anon? Two mysterious loners go to the emptiest (but well-stocked) bar they can find to celebrate Christmas. Both McCree and Sombra are at opposite sides of the panel, and the bar.
McCree is passed out drunk, his sorrows are well drowned. Sombra is lit up by a spot-light but she's not inviting, she's bristling - daring people to approach.
The only thing they have between them is the bartender, pouring them drinks. They both deal with loneliness in their own way, just not with other people.
>>163290443
>are there even any heroes besides Doomfist we know of?
They said they wanted more builder heroes and that they wanted a character that can fly 24/7. Sven from Torb's comic fits both of these things, but who knows if he'll ever actually show up.
(Pharah can now fit the 24/7 flight thing atm though even if it's not passive as they likely meant)
>>163290526
is Reaper the Anakin Skywalker of Overwatch?
OFFICIAL SUFFERING TIER
>PTSD Tier
Soldier
>I'm a decrepit shell of my former self Tier
Reaper
Widow
>Alcoholism tier
McCree
>I'd rather be anywhere else Tier
Ana
>Forever Alone tier
Winston
Sombra
Hanzo
>I am made of glass tier
Genji
>Incapable of emotion tier
Bastion
Zenyatta
>Normal people tier
Mercy
Tracer
Zarya
Lucio
Hana
Torb
Mei
Reinhardt
Pharah
>Literally happier than flys on shit
Roadhog
Junkrat
>>163290392
Dota 2 is free to play.
CS:GO might actually be. It's got Overwatch almost doubled for twitch viewers, no idea how that translates into actual players.
>>163290604
what's wrong with pancakes you cuck
>>163290648
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
>Pharah confirmed not-amputee
>Other guy in the Raptora armor is
Blizzard loves their back and forth, don't they?
>>163290589
What's taboo about it?
>>163290630
I really wonder why Mercy players do that more than anyone else considering the only reason to play Mercy is because you're too shit to play Ana.
>>163290582
>something other than a straight white person is shown in any medium
>pandering
(You)
>>163290630
I'm getting pretty tired of bossy supports/tanks desu
They think they can do no wrong, but they'll be very very quiet if they fuck up.
>>163290721
>a fucking leaf eating pancakes
>>163290663
Just coincidence since they're pretty far apart at the bar
>>163286409
CUTE
>>163290710
D.va and Tracer seem pretty happy desu
>I unironically played mercy with an object inserted into my anus today
I've never felt such strong post fap regret in my life.
Is illios still fucked?
Every time I play on it I get shit framerate
>>163290661
>not fucking the hot, willing squire who begs for it ever night
are you gay?
>>163290663
Neither has the depth or backstory to work on their own so they just chucked them together to save on time and writing.
>enemy team is full squishy
>pick winston
>can't kill anyone beacuse Lucio+Zen orb cancels all damage
Tesla gun halving heals when?
Widow panel saddest panel
>>163290710
You're wrong on just about every account except maybe Soldier, D.Va and Lucio
>>163289762
Bless her heart.
Fuck the gays.
Fuck the omnics.
Taking bets on who the gay male character is going to be.(You know it's going to happen)
Putting my money on pic related. Cap this.
>>163290808
>this post and this image
>>163290856
So you're saying robots can feel emotion if he's wrong?
>>163290710
>Reinhardt
>normal
>>163290660
>hanzo is the trans character
>>163290768
maple syrup you super cuck
>>163290808
Why are you so gay? Why is /owg/ so gay? Why is overwatch so gay?
>>163286404
>Has a wife
>Still a perv
Fucking wow. Did you catch his awkward new voice line with Pharah showing off her body essentially to him and wanting him to check out her suit and look at everything and he's all awkward about it?
>>163290741
>I really wonder why Mercy players do that more than anyone else
they saw streams of pro TF2 matches and noticed that the Medic player usually leads pro teams, and they figured that if they picked the OW-Medic character, they would therefore automatically get to be the leader regardless of how good they are or that there are genuine tank characters in OW
Why is Ana sitting around soldier being a sad sack?
76 seems like the most miserable fucking person to be around, his entire character is just "bitter nostalgia"
>>163290239
>she will never let you touch them
I'm loving that /owg/ is so fucking autistic that they can't read the bar scene and see that there's nothing between Sombra and McCree.
>t-two people are in the same room
>does that mean they like each other
No wonder you fucks are alone
>>163290710
Man, I actually feel bad for Widow/Reaper/76. Everything so far just seems to indicate that shit just went to hell for them and they had little to no control over it
>>163286061
>genji actually has a face
this is probably the most important revelation in this comic
>>163290885
Betting on Hanzo personally
Nobody ever ships him with girls and the devs havs described him as a sexy male fanservice character before
>>163290945
>not playing the healslut game
You gay or what?
>>163287358
>>163290693
These two characters are more depressing than I granted them for
>>163291000
Its because she and him are both wanted, and if everybody think she's dead, the better for her.
>>163290945
It seemed like afunidea at the time
>>163290808
>an object
What object? i feel like your shame comes from the object and not the act itself
>>163291000
>Soldier 76 is more miserable/broken than Gabriel "my whole body is eternal, unbearable agony, a horrible crime against nature" "Reaper" Reyes
what is this new meme?
>>163290947
All of his lines with Pharah and D.Va are made to sound pervy, but he really is mech-sexual and just wants to see the tech.
>>163291000
Soldier 76 has PTSD to the highest caliber.
You don't want those people to be alone
>>163291000
She's also a bitter old bitch
Getting old sucks unless your crazy like Reinhardt or drowning in pussy like Torb
>>163291030
The Dragons short confirmed Genji has a face
>>163289442
>Ana watching her daughter play
>genji cheering on Zeny
>Zarya in a dress
>curry slut being autistic as always
This is comfy, I like it
>>163291000
It's that one friend who you know really isn't at fault for how they are now, and hope that one day things might get better for them, and you sticking around might make that happen sooner rather than later
>>163291030
he takes his mask off on the cinematic
>matchmaking
>>163286061
also why is genji writing letters to mercy?
>>163284971
Only blizzard thinks of tracer as poster girl. Literally no one else
>>163291078
No it was definitely the act.
>>163290389
>>163290374
>thats her dad
and?
>>163291030
But we've known that since Dragons?
>>163291087
>You don't want those people to be alone
???
gentlemen, how do we fix Mercy's kit?
>>163290710
>Reinhardt
>Not PTSD tier or higher
Nigga has lost more than anyone else, probably.
yeah don't mind me just taking a break until this bullshit isn't a thing anymore
>>163291191
Who would you say are the "poster" characters? Besides Winston
>>163290974
I think you're overthinking it, anyone who cared enough to watch """""pro""""" TF2 would be able to identify that Mercy is shit tier.
Mercy players are just retarded and sometimes that comes out as being a retarded shotcaller
>>163291000
She's forced into hiding, 76 isn't really forced into it (it's unclear if anyone other than maybe talon is trying to capture him) but it's the life he's chosen.
>>163291169
>gold
>>163291180
Because Mercy is responsible for Genji being alive.
>Hanzo believed that he had killed his brother, but Genji was rescued by Overwatch and the intervention of Dr. Angela Ziegler. The global security force saw Genji as a potential asset in its ongoing operations to combat the Shimada clan. As Genji's injuries left him clinging to life, Overwatch offered to rebuild his body in exchange for his help. He was put through an extensive process of cyberization, which enhanced his natural speed and agility and augmented his superlative ninja skills. Transformed into a living weapon, Genji single-mindedly set about the task of dismantling his family's criminal empire.[3] At some point he was stationed at Watchpoint: Gibraltar.[5]
>>163291218
suicide
>>163291268
Widow
>tracer confirmed to be the designated homo
So when is november anon gonna stream his suicide?
Are you guys ready for the sharp influx of Widow/Tracer NTR?
>>163291085
Doesn't explain his Symmetra line
And the Pharah line is totally about Pharah just being naive and showing off for one of her heroes and making Torb feel awkward since that's his friend's daughter thrusting her body at him
https://twitter.com/lolatempest/status/811279036651540480
>>163290248
>>163291263
A massive Ana nerf is the only way to fix this.
>>163291245
reinhardt is canonically insane, i dont think he really cares.
>>163290724
Not gonna lie, I still liked the idea of Pharah being an amputee and being so reliant on her armor.
Shame Blizzard didn't go that route
so are Genji and Mercy dating, or is he her eternal beta orbiter?
>be 2500 SR
>quickmatch
>get matched against 3500 autistic Genji mains with gold sword that solo my entire team and trashtalk all game
Why is this allowed again???(?)
I hope Blizzard goes bankrupt as a reward for their shitty balance and even shittier matchmaking.
CIS WHITE MALES BTFO
B T F O
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F
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>>163285318
I think during some questionare thing someone asked if they would see a Canadian hero soon, they said "Very soon"
I think you're right
>>163291263
>playing competitive at all
I hate when people are better than me
>>163291263
>playing competitive Overwatch
You are doing this to yourself m8
>>163291451
They are former coworkers who get along and send each other letters
>>163291263
Yeah, tank meta doesn't really have much flexibility. Counterplay is essentially run an identical lineup
>>163291451
Uh.
Genji lives on a mountain with a monk.
Mercy is a traveling doctor who saved his life
I don't what do you think Chu.
>>163291471
Nonsense, tracer being gay only makes my penis harder
>>163291396
If his voicelines with Ana and at Eichenwalde are anything to go by, he clearly cares.
>>163291451
Provided Chu doesn't go back on his word and not allowing two heroes to have a relationship, Genji will forever be Mercy's dedicated hoverhand.
>>163291396
>canonically insane
what
REAL TALKWhy are there no bi characters? I don't just mean in overwatch, I mean in general.
>>163291392
Correct
I'm usually one for buffing everyone else rather than nerfing a character but Ana is a fucking mistake and needs to be gutted.
That kind of balancing doesn't work when your SSS-tier character is just the best at everything and bad at nothing.
I work the Graveyard shift. Also Reinhardt got a shuriken to his knee.
>>163291317
We've got some images of "Lonely Widow lost her Tracer" already. Quick photoshops, but the signs are there.
I'm expecting an equal if-not-greater influx of Widowmaker "Stealing" Tracer fanart in response.Which may or may not involve her murdering Tracer's GF first because I fully expect these people to be as edgy as possible.
>>163290568
she's a squirter?
>>163291559
>starting a new thread while we're on page 5
literally delete this
>>163291451
>dear mercy, thanks for not letting me die. merry Christmas!
>ps. Zenyatta says "hi"
>>163291562
There's no proof that anyone isn't bi
It's just sort of hard to demonstrate it in a show-don't-tell way because usually they only show a character dating one person
>>163291562
Korra. And look how that turned out.
>Two girls date a guy
>Horrible things happen
>Eventually just date each other instead
If this is what happens when writers attempt bi, mayhap it's better they just don't try.
>>163291317
>Tracer and her dyke gf gets married
>Widow kills her waifu because it's literally what she's suppose to do
>>163291169
>playing online
>>163289483
how could anyone resist young ana, fucking hell
>>163291228
Generally, I think res needs to be reworked.
For the most part, Mercy is a shitty hero with a great ulti.
If she gets buffed, res becomes too prominent. If she doesn't, she's stuck with a shitty kit.
Maybe rework it to be charge much faster, but limit it to single target or very small AoE. Would let her keep the same general roll, make her better at sustain, but prevent res from become a undo-teamfight button.
Letting her use an untargetted GA for double the cooldown would let her get back in the fight a lot quicker, which is one of her biggest issues.
Giving her some sort of Pharah style vertical jump would also be great for when a teammate is up on a ledge or something, and would also do a lot for her general mobility. This is more of a person QOL thing.
>>163285721
That's wrong.
Also the possibility of 76 having a son is very interesting.
>>163291317
Widow is straight!
STRAIGHT
>>163290831
No. But having relations outside of wedlock and with your squire are despicable, sire.
>>163287280
>>163291562
Because literally no one gives a shit. Only reason why there's emphasis for gay relationship is because of tumblr bitching about not having representation in media.
Like what >>163291754, when you start listening and catering to that crowd hardcore, you just essentially shit on your own material
>>163290290
fuck off that's her dad
reeeeeeeeee
>>163291268
Winston among normies. Reaper among hardcore fans
>>163291945
give me one (1) reason why fucking the squire is wrong if it's consensual
>>163291840
how about we make her invincible while ulting?
also make her damage boost increase reload speed for another layer of depth to her kit.
>>163291317
I'm waiting for the inevitable Widow vs Tracer encounter with Emily stuck in the middle. Bonus points if she's trapped in a web literal web for Tracer to rescue.
>>163291451
They have good relationship because they were co workers and she saved his life. Doesn't mean they're dating. Also chu get out, you fucking normie reeeeeeeeee
>>163291263
Shut up you whiny bitch if you're not eSports you're not playing at a level where you NEED to fall into the exact pro meta.
Holy shit this new Mercy staff is great. Thank you based Kaplan for fixing my waifu
>>163287536
Well, Tracer is Blizzard's intellectual property. Their say over her character traits is a bit more canon than some anons crappy Rance knock-off.
>Blizzard said there will be more than one lgbt character
What the fuck Blizzard? Stop trying shoehorn in this 2016 bullshit identity politics.
>>163292501
1. Tracer
2. Emily
done, "more than one"
>>163287536
>my crappy fanfiction has the same sway as Blizzard's canon
back to tumblr
>>163292383
This would honestly make mercy viable
>>163292583
No it wouldn't. She's still a fundamentally stiff and rigid hero. she's got no versatility, and making her a "damage dealer" is not how you add that in
>>163287034
>maybe try designing some characters that make straight dudes super uncomfortable
isnt that literally homophobic? that, what, butch lesbians make straight men uncomfortable? and that that's the bar for being "a real lesbian"?
How does /owg/ feel about giving Mercy the ability to dual-wield her staff and pistol, and ditching her damage boost?
>>163290648
>Pharah was an amputee-fag all along.
Well played blizzard. This is the best comic ever.
how do we make Torbjorn great again?
>>163292690
her damage boost is her best asset though
>>163292810
stop his scrap from regenerating out of nowhere so he's forced to go out into the field and collect it and not just camp like a fag
Why hasn't Blizzard made shield generators not stack already? No limits is unplayable.
>>163292690
She would be much worse than she already is if she didn't bring the shitty damage boost.
>>163291550
Source? Where are you people getting all these quotes from, his twitter or blue posts?
>>163290161
Fishing for McCree's Peacemaker at high noon
uhh
>>163295536
>gold
LOL
>>163291876
she and Torb and Ana, the only straights
>>163295690
>tfw just broke out of gold
time for more elo hell
>>163289409
They're swedes, probably into cuckolding.
>>163285042
the comic actually proves that they don't know each other, sombra isn't close to mccree so they just happened to visit the same bar
>>163299576
>Sombra
>Not knowing an OVW member
>She has voicelines with him where she teases him about how much she knows