/nintyg/ - Nintendo General

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First for 8 more days until 3DS arrives!
I'm going to have a lot of fun with my 3DS!

>>163253032
>[Embed]
You're forgiven because you are a cute squid.

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https://discord.gg/bTUwdjC

Reminder to join the real Nintendo discord chat to discuss Splatoon, Zelda, Mario Kart, Smash, Switch, Mobile, and other stuff.

>>163254289
What's the difference?

>>163254761
The real Nintendo discord is deader than the nintyg discord.

>>163254761
they do a circular circle jerk in that server but we do a zigzag circle jerk in our server
your dick will know the difference of zigzag jerking as soon as you join

>>163254761
One is run by a weeb brazilian and the other is run by a weeb australian

>>163253032
holy shit squid retards i want to like you but it is it that hard to fucking proofread the OPs you are making

>>163254928
>>163254860
>>163254830
>>163254289
So it's the same people in both discords.

First for Princess Callie!

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>>163254289
You're not even active there, you cum guzzling shithead.

>>163256764
>Says the person not replying in the discord

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so, it would seem it's that time of year again
post squids

>>163256991
Splatoon sucks

>>163256932
Discord is for animal fuckers

>>163255378
Go get your dick chopped up on a beak.

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>>163256991
I love how Nintendo added so much character to the Squid Sisters.

They are really the symbols of the Wii U.

>>163256764
>>163256932
>>163257114
>kicked from all discords
Feels bad man

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>>163256991
this is amazing thanks again for drawing them >>163255149

>>163257159
>>163257159
>>kicked from all discords
How??

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>>163257281
Post more squids

>>163257256
that's not me, but i agree it's a very nice picture

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>>163257348
Now tell me your tale of misfortune.

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>>163257908
It was just hyperbole

this is the worst general on this board.

>>163258301
Clearly you've never been to vita/ps4 gen.

I forgot to blog about this, but I finally bought every item on Rhythm Heaven Megamix, now I only need the challenges and like 20 pachinko levels.

>>163258506
I cant get the stupid copycats challenge and fuck that sheep game

>>163258506
>>163258541
CUTE

>>163258541
it's so relaxing to play it after raging over failing every single button release on airboarders

>>163258764
airboarders isnt that bad
Seriously fuck copycats, the second alien game is fuckin ridiculous

>>163258301
We've known that for ages.

>>163258907
Airboarders is okay on normal speed but seriously I can't play it when it's faster.

>gook range blaster does a 180 degree turn and 1 hit kills me from a decent distance
i swear im so close to calling shenanigans

>almost 2017
>still no Kenka Bancho 6 localization

>>163257630
yeah you said to post squids so i took that chance to thank the other artist for the pics

>>163264189
i meant in-game pictures of your squids, but that's a fair point

>>163233521
What the hell
This is pretty damn good. Bravo, anon.

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Moray Towers without any snipers is pretty fantastic I must say

>>163257256
Glad you enjoy them! I can't wait to draw new squibs /o/

>>163268939
I thought it's great too and appreciate the extra detail like adding some blue for photographic detail. Good stuff. The timelapse was neat too.
Next time you draw, you should consider the "shorthair" squid from the Switch teaser.

>>163269095
Adding blur**

>>163258464
Just switch to ps4 already

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>>163265361
sorry i didnt understand you posted a drawing so i thought you meant that

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>Make a Miitomo
>Remember I have no friends
Oh yeah.

>>163273618
I'll add you anon. Post your invite link or your Twitter or however you want to do it.

>>163273618
>try to make a miitomo
>remember i have no phone
oh yeah

ok

>>163279761
fuck off its far for from ok you goddamn baby

>>163261495
>almost 2017
>still have it on cartridge
>still impressed by how nice it plays

I'm going to tear myself a new asshole
Just wait and see

resident evil 7 for switch please

>>163281623
Not a good idea
I'd bleeding out, send hel

>>163284224
Nioh for switch Pls.

>>163284224
Red Dead Redemption 2 for switch please

When youre secretly in love with a member of nintyg

but theyre a huge faggot

>>163286252
who is it, anon?
could it be anonymous?

OP, you fuckhead.
You forgot the most important Nintendo news.
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/12/picross_e7_launches_in_north_america_tomorrow

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20 days left

>>163288558
Till what?

>>163288640
Nintendo Switch big conference with all the info the game lineup

>4 days until Christmas.

>>163290229
>Pro
That's just fucking stupid. Stick with the regular PS4.

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>>163290229
TRAITOR

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>>163255378
himesama

>>163284224
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>>163285501
Not happening with these weak specs

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sleepover

>>163293606
XD

Reminder that Nintendo saved video games again.

>>163253303
no your not

>>163293504
I want to believe

deceive the world

Here's a Mario fanfic I'm doing.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6656782/chapters/15226033

>>163301892
what is this shit

>>163301892
Fix the typos goddamn.

>>163302770
I wrote it a while ago, but I probably shhould fix the typos, yeah.

>>163302698
A fanfiction.

>>163301892
Is this a shitpost?

>>163303156
Why do you ask?

>>163298131
Those games coming to the Switch is just as likely as aliens being among us

>>163301892
That is without a doubt one of the worst things I have ever read.
You're intending them to be short, one-off stories similar to a comedy sketch but you pad them out anyway with so much unneccessary detail that slows everything down when a sketch (unless the purpose is to satirise purple prose and similar wordiness) should be short and punchy.
The setting adds absolutely nothing to the story and you could replace every character with an original character and nothing would change. There is that little essence of the original characters in the writing and you write people completely out of character just to justify your lazy setup. Why would Rosalina be smoking a cigar? I mean, for fucks sake, why wouldn't you just make it about Bowser. That would actually work because:
a) It works off Bowser's characterisation of caring deeply for his troops and hiding a sensitive side (which would be shown through him attempting to bake a cake for his favourite troops) that has been established in the RPG series.
b) Provides an in-character reason for an additional flame to be introduced into the gas-filled oven to produce the explosion (Bowser breaths fire).
c) Would provide a basis to make the punchline of the oven explosion somewhere close to being humorous (It could play off Bowser's brash nature and inability to think things through by having him realising he turned the gas on but forgot to ignite it, so he shoots a small fireball into the oven to start it. The build-up of gas combined with the fireball causes the explosion) instead of that piece of shit that you wrote.
There are typos everywhere and blatant lack of proof-reading evident in every single chapter.
On top of everything else, it's just not funny. The punchline for every single fucking chapter is something exploding. There's not even any sort of humorous observation or response to the explosions. There's an explosion and that's it.
You've written the Nintendo equivalent of the Minecraft jokebook.

>>163303701
To be fair, I wrote most of the chapters in less than 5 minutes and didn't edit most of them.

>>163303786
If you're not going to put any effort into your writing, why should anyone read it?
Stop being lazy, write with purpose and dedication and then come back with something good.
No-one wants to read the writing equivalent of stick figure doodles on the back of a napkin.

>>163304023
There are fanfics I do put effort in.

>>163304167
So why not post them instead of that shit you posted?

>>163304265

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6656647

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6834295

Here are two Kirby fanfics I wrote earlier this year. They're short and kind of rough, but I did put effort into them.

>>163301892
>humor
>not funny at all
???

>>163304492
Those are equally bad.

>>163304604
That's the joke.
It's post-modern.
>A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

>>163305113
Well, I suppose I just sort of subconsciously don't try very hard when I'm writing fanfics, for some reason.

>>163305251
You need to try harder.
Be very critical and reread everything you write at least three times.
Edit like crazy and don't be afraid to cut out what seemed like a good idea at the time.
Rigorous editing and self-criticism is how great media is created.

>>163305405
I do have some better-written fanfics from more recently, but they're not for nintendo games so I probably shouldn't post them here.

>>163305567
The fact that you write Undertale fanfiction is reason enough not to post here in general

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>>163305251
>I just sort of subconsciously don't try very hard when I'm writing fanfics
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>163306006
Actually, I am.

>>163305237
>I am an alcohol

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all this fanfiction talk is giving me an urge to write.
anyone got any ideas? as always something involving callie and marie, and of course preferably romantic.
sisters is still coming along, i just want to work on something else at the moment.

>>163306646
Make a fanfic about the line "good night callie"

>>163306776
>short drabble of reader heading to bed with callie
hmmm... not a bad idea!

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by the way, did i ever show you guys this story i wrote?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8396683
i'm sorry if i have but fireden doesn't seem to be working and i really don't recall having posted it!
it's very short (i wrote it in the span of an intense day for me) but nonetheless it was fun. it's about tabloids.
enjoy!

>>163309821
UPSIDE DOWN

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>>163311695
Especially with the charging dock. Who the heck at Nintendo is OK'ing this?

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I WANT PERSONA 5 FOR NINTENDO SWITCH

>>163314347
I want nier automata

>>163319790
So howe are virtual credits with no real monetary value increasing in price?

/ink/'s new home, huh?

is it worth anyone's time joining both nintendo discords?

How's Shantae on the Wii U?

>>163323762
Yeah, join my discord if you want to play splatoon sometime.

>>163326406
Discord is for animal fuckers

>Half-Genie Hero is 30 dollarydoos on the PS4 or Vita with no cross-buy.
>Only 23 dollarydoos on the Wii U.
Guess I know which platform I'm getting it on.

>>163328445
Ps4, right?

>>163328859
Wii U.
PS4 version has some really bad performance issues and is more expensive. If it was cross-buy/cross-save then I'd get it because I like my portable Shantaes but in this case, the Wii U version is the one to go with.

>>163328963
The wiiu is just so bad though. Give me ps4 controller any day

>>163329045
>Give me ps4 controller any day
I don't want the PS4 controller any day.
But on days when I'm playing a game with digital inputs then yes I'll go for the PS4 controller every time.
I'm actually disappointed with what I've seen of the PS4 port. The D-Pad placement is perfect for a game like Shantae (or any game that doesn't have analogue movement) but the fact that it's more expensive for no reason and has much worse performance (to the point that returning to previous levels in some cases actually halves the framerate) means I'm going with the Wii U version.
Plus, off-screen play is always welcome.

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>>163253032
when did /ink/ die? ;_;

I hope the Switch has free online.

Not because I can't pay for it, but because I don't like the idea of half of my purchased game requiring some rental fee every month just to access a component already on disc/cartridge.

I hope bitcoin goes up to 2.5k.

not because I cant afford it, but because I know if it does ill smash a NX for pige, dogfucker,, and myself and give a brand new one in the package to the only non-shitposter here, gor

>>163329580
>off screen play
>means sitting on livingroom floor because any further to couch you get input lag

>>163331019
You and me both.
Especially when there will be Switch exclusive online titles that I can't just play on PC like I do with any online games on my PS4.
Not having to rebuy Virtual Console titles I've already purchased would be great as well. A one/two dollar upgrade fee like with the "Wii to Wii U" Virtual Console titles, while not ideal, would be acceptable.
But mostly I hope we don't have to suffer through the same fucking drip-feeding of VC titles.

But my biggest hope for the Switch is that it's powerful enough and developer friendly enough that all those timesink Roguelite games like Spelunky, Crypt of the Necrodancer, Nuclear Throne, etc. get Switch ports. Being able to play the same save file across a big screen experience at home and a portable experience while commuting is perfect for those sorts of games.
I know Binding of Isaac's been confirmed in a "wink, wink, nudge, nudge, I can't say anything but here's a riddle and the answer is it's coming to the Switch" way so that's a good step.
Plus, with the Vita set to be last Sony handheld, the Switch could potentially be a great home for all those low-budget Vita weeb games.

Fuck, I'm fine if the Switch isn't powerful as long as it can accomplish:
a) A combination of Wii U level home console experiences as well as the 3DS's varied library.
b) A good amount of indie and smaller western dev support that the PS4/Vita/Xbone currently get in terms of ports.
c) A good amount of the Vita's lower budget weebtrash finding a home on the Switch.
d) A good Virtual Console rollout.
Give me this and I'm happy.

>>163332003
The switch is a tegra. Look up nvidia shield. That portable is the switch . its going to be terrible.

>>163332121
http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/139770-is-nintendo-switch-just-an-nvidia-shield-in-disguise

Bitcoin is now $815. Up $15 in just hours. Well level off somewhere, but where?

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Babt trying to get someone into buying bitcoin and regret it, just like Gor got babt to buy a Wii U.

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I don't know what to choose /nintygen/. I for a coupon for my birthday and it only applies to 14 games. I might still get treasure tracker if it's really good

>>163334310
Go with Super Mystery Dungeon. It can be pretty challenging at times and is one of the better in the series.

>>163334310
Treasure tracker is a pretty comfy puzzle game.

For women
>>163334563

>>163334485
I second this.
The story and writing is absolute ass (Jesus fucking christ, at one point you sit through ten fucking minutes of dialogue and dicking around in the town only for your dumbfuck partner to turn around at the end and go "I'm sad, I don't want to go dungeon crawling today ;_;" and you have to sit through another fucking dialogue section the next day before you can finally go into a dungeon again) but the dungeon crawling is the best in the series.
I especially like how it's balanced even more towards efficient item use so you've now got to strike a good balance between using your moves and using your offensive items instead of being able to ignore offensive item use for the most part.

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Only a week until my 3DS arrives!
Just a little more until I can have fun with my 3DS!
and I just realized that I ordered a XL screen protector while mine is not XL

>>163257908
that pic, hmmm could really work for me.

I can't wait for the Switch conference.

>>163319790
>>163323818
Why the fuck do these dumbass posts never get deleted

I'm a bit slow in the mind.
With the My Nintendo discounts, does
>The discount is applied to the price of the software on Nintendo eShop at the time of purchase, including any temporary sales or conditional discounts available.
mean that the discount is based off of whatever the price is that particular time? So if say for example I get the 25% off Steamworld Heist through a My Nintendo reward, if Steamworld Heist is on sale for half price then I get 25% of the new price?

WE DRIFT THROUGH THE HEAVENS

Page 9, Star Fox Zero is great and I wish more shitters played it with their friends in Co-Op mode.

http://nintendoeverything.com/different-settings-for-docked-portable-switch-modes-spotted-in-unreal-engine-4/

I got lost with the shitposting is this good

Bitcoin is now $822. Blew threw the 800s.

You watching yet? You should be...

>>163349153
Where can I play this bitcoin game?

>>163349232
Coinbase.com
then you can start the bitcoin -> NX challenge

>>163347382
Potentially. Would imply the Switch has more SMs than expected to make up for the low clock speeds, otherwise those docked presets would have to be way lower.

Bad news for the handheld part though, cause that seems to show that not only the resolution gets scaled down to 720, but other graphics setting will also go down.

So to compare it with PC settings an Xbone and PS4 game would have everything at Ultra at 1080p, a docked Switch would have a few things at Ultra but most at High at 1080p, but an undocked Switch would have pretty much everything at Low and at 720p.

Still implies that there's more hope for third party ports still being a possibility though

>>163349831
No its a tegra. All hope is lost.
>>163332271

>>163347175
Nice source faggot

>>163350067
Those are rumours, the Unreal Engine presets aren't. And even if it's a tegra it could still reach those performances because it's supposedly a custom one.

So if we go with the most likely builds from those rumours then with 3SMs it would be around 576 gflops docked and 230 undocked, with 4SMs you'd be at 768 and 307 gflops. Those are FP32 numbers, FP16 doubles it.

The Xbox one has 1,3 teraflops which is still almost twice the numbers of a 4SM build. So the Switch either has at least 6SMs (1,1 tflops docked) or completely use FP16 to come close to that. Both are very unlikely so either the rumours are bullshit, the Unreal Engine presets are wrong, or the Switch has some magical architecture.

Also the Switch doesn't have Android to reduce the performance like the Shield has, so you can't really compare those two either way.

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Reminder that Callie.

Haven't bought any wii u games since Xenoblade. Anything worth getting for Christmas?

>>163301892
Gotta have to agree with the others but to be fair you made chuckle.
Just imlrove your writing skills a bit and make them more compact. A joke/gag shouldn't be detailed or anything like that just give the reader anything necessary to deliver the joke and make it stand out.

And don't take the others too serious they are just unforgivingly honest. Maybe you should write a new one and present them to us sowe can judge it again?

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>>163353965
was made for fugging

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>>163356329
Incorrect. Callie was made for punch.

>tfw i bought a 2DS because at the time i somehow thought that the 3DS is way more expensive
Am I missing out?

>>163356765
3D is nothing more than a gimmicky novelty. This applies to both games and movies.

>>163356765
no

>Michael Pachter saying things
What year is this?

>saying positive things about the Switch
This is bad, really bad.

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>I still kind of want Mario Maker for 3DS

>>163351273
>not android
>will be modified android

>wow look at benchmarks
Oh nobody cheats in known benchmarks right?

http://www.geek.com/games/futuremark-confirms-nvidia-is-cheating-in-benchmark-553361/

https://techreport.com/news/25462/pretty-much-everyone-is-cheating-at-android-benchmarks

https://techreport.com/review/17732/intel-graphics-drivers-employ-questionable-3dmark-vantage-optimizations

>>163356765
I personally find less comfy to hold, and while the 3D is functional now with the N3DS I still usually keep it off.

Unless the N3DS's SLIGHT performance boost matters to you, you're missing out on nothing.

>>163358376
It'll probably be overstocked in a few months

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>>163333486
>Gor
I thought he was a meme and his "acts" were just shitposting in blog form?

>>163360971
Gor is a female who double clicks her mouse in jbhifi

Nier for 3DS when?

>>163362328
3ds is dead.

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>>163364213
Please don't kill the 3DS before my 3DS arrives

>>163364592
3ds was dead for years now. The new 3ds was just a meme.

The 2ds lite is the only ds

Time is
so sad and fleeting

/ink/ is the worst thing to happen to /nintyg/ since the merge

>>163367287
I hate it, too... I hope that the new Splatoon is popular and fresh enough to warrant an /ink/ revival.

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What does /nintyg/ want for Christmas?

>>163370015
I already have a new pair of shoes and a new bomber jacket coming in the mail.

What do you want, sushi?

>>163370015
you my dear anonymous

Do you guys think Switch will do paid online like Xbone and PS4?
Would you pay for it?

>>163370718
When has Nintendo EVER had paid online? Retards like you and Gor are the only ones spreading this garbage.

>>163370863
Pokemon?

>>163370934
what?

>>163371227
Pokemon has paid online
I literally just got here and was wondering what you guys think, I don't even know who Gor is.
I'm not in any way saying it will or won't just asking how you would feel if it did.
For some reason you have a huge stick up your ass.

>>163371443
>Pokemon has paid online
what?

>>163371507
Pokemon Bank is a paid for service.

>>163371585
you should've mentioned you were baiting 10 minutes ago

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Reminder to join my discord server if you love Callie.

>>163372838
Fuck off.

>>163370718
No, I don't anticipate it. Yes, I would pay for it if it was required for Splatoon.

>>163370718
They won't do paid online, no one is going to pay for that considering their online experience has a shit reputation. They first need to prove they can build a proper online infrastructure before they can charge for that shit

>>163372838
Good thing Callie is shit.

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>>163353965
thanks anon but dont worry, shes always on my mind

>>163370140
Faster internet desu, but that's not going to happen.

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>307Mhz

nintendawgs how can you even defend this

>>163381304
why are you in /nintyg/

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/21/bitcoin-passes-the-800-mark.html

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mimimemime! kuyashii... she hates it!!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2016/12/20/bitcoin-and-the-cashless-future/

>>163382150
fuck off

http://huffpost.com/us/entry/13764842

http://www.nasdaq.com/article/how-the-lightning-network-layers-privacy-on-top-of-bitcoin-cm723619

>>163382150
Keep up the good work

>>163382560
This is actually pretty interesting. Thanks, anon.

>>163382150
i love the daily mammemmis

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>>163383637
>>163384095
thank you guys! lately i've really been starting to feel like my posts aren't welcome like they used to be, but i guess i was wrong!

>>163383901
Segwit + lightning network = less full blocks. This is often seen as jet fuel.

ETF = ways to dump in millions and make that market cap skyrocket. This is often seen as rocketfuel to moon.

Both are expected to happen next year. Place your bets soon, 3 digit prices won't be here long.

Time to celebrate.
https://youtu.be/t9U9ZSMG0mo

>>163384575
moon princess was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5hp3_mtmvI

I fucking love this song.

>>163253032
>/ink/-shit
into the trash

>>163389928
at least post from your phone so it's a new IP

Remove /ink/

>>163392946
yeah good job

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i didn't phrase this so well last time, so i'm gonna try again
post your squids and i will draw them as a christmas present
pic related was from last year

>>163393803
fuck off

>>163393871
i love you

>>163329045
>not playing with a wii u pro controller instead
>prefering that shitty ps4 controller that dies in 3 hours
wew lad. It's almost like you visit /v/

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>>163393803
oh!! i would love to have my squid drawn by you!
if you'd like, would you like for me to draw your squid, too...? i'm not a great artist, but maybe i could give back. either way, merry almost-christmas!

>>163394284
Nah, it's just a shitter.

>tfw Babt doesn't even play games anymore
>Her only game to play is "let's get Bitcoin"
>claims to have a PS4
>doesn't even play Let It Die

Normies are a strange breed 2bh.

>>163329045
>Give me ps4 controller any day
>worst controller this gen
Why?

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>>163393803
Please?

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>>163395152
are u even at my level?

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>>163395024
that'd be really nice! i don't have an actual screenshot, but my squid looks like the one on the left in pic related
thanks, anon merry almost christmas to you too

>>163396269
>hero shot replica
noice

>>163395770
Ps4 controller feels nice. The grips on eeach hand and slightly extended size from last gen dualshock are a nice change.

The wiiu gamepad is lightweight and feels like ass. The pro controller is slightly better but is still a plastic toy compared to ps4s offering.

>>163398129
ok!! i will try my best!
but im a slow artist and a little sick at the moment so it probably wont be done in time for christmas... sorry

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>>163398129
>noice
Thanks. I got the gun to match my look of radical punk style.

>>163398842
holy fuck this is garbage

>>163398943
Calm down. This was made by some anon who lurked on /ink/ that always said he was always practicing his draws to get better and be an artist.

If you're going to call it garbage, at least, drop some criticism before.

>>163399367
Don't respond to bait

>>163400114
>deviantart-tier trash
>lol if u think it's bad then youre baiting XD

>>163332805
>>163349153
Bitcoin is now $840

slam

>>163253032
Are their game releases likely to be staggered? That really annoyed me with the Wii U.

>>163262536
Megami Meguri is out, chart needs fixing

>>163404454
for fucks sake I closed photoshop an hour ago

>>163404817
It's all part of my plan to inconvenience you. It was out a week ago, but I chose to tell you now. Heh.

>>163405179
To deceive the world you have to start deceiving the listanon huh.

>>163399367
>Please be reasonable
You expect too highly of this shithole.

>>163396329
>>163395152
Seing a real mans collection put gor in his place

So, playing XCX, and because the generals are long dead, I have a question.

What the FUCK is the right answer for the Celeste Three Mission? To be ambushed by the three of them or what the fuck?

>>163406114
try /smtg/

>>163396329
Why did you post a picture of an empty shelf?

>>163396329
>watch_dogs
>fallout 4
>star wars battle front
>le vr meme
>farcry 4
you could've at least bought good games

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I bought Pokemon Moon via eShop but I can't redeem the points at My Nintendo for a digital purchase.
I can't redeem the mission for signing into the eShop, either.
My account is linked and everything. What am I doing wrong?

>>163406431
>>163406346
Oh I get it. U r poor

>>163396329
>25 ps4 games
>2 ps3 games
>1 wii u game
>1 good game

>>163410183
Destiny is a damn good game

>>163410183
Alien Isolation and Doom are pretty legit my dude.

>crude drawing of an Eevee on Miiverse, obviously by a little kid
>make a detailed comment reply of a Glaceon asking him what his favorite Eeveelution is, love talking to kids about Pokemon
>communication error
>entire thing lost
What in the why

>>163410278
fuckoff

>>163408154
It redeems automatically. You don't need to click anything on the site, the points are added your account at the moment of purchase.

>>163410416
>make a detailed comment reply of a Glaceon asking him what his favorite Eeveelution is, love talking to kids about Pokemon
It's an anti-peadophile feature and apparently it's working.

>>163410030
Nope, I've so far made over a quarter of a million thanks to my blessed investment in Bitcoin.

>>163406431
>vr
>a meme
This is how you tell someone hasn't used vr

>>163410849
>vr
>not a meme
This is how you tell someone hasn't used vr

>>163410605
I don't have any gold points, though.

Wholey fuck. If bitcoin breaks though $850 tonight hold the fuck on. I really expected a leg back down to 800$ but it hasn't happened.

Bitcoin -> NX challenge. Idk guys trade safe we are getting to uncharted territory but i'm holding on for 2k. At that price I can break a few NX and snort em to gain Nintendo's soul. Then buy them.

>>163411451
Well I misunderstood you.
You should probably contact Nintendo Customer Support then.

>tfw no Steins;Gate 0 for switch

>>163410416
i understand
>spend 2 hours drawing isabelle doing that dithering pixel by pixel thing
>finish it, close 3ds
>open it later
>gone

>>163411064
Next version of vr will be wireless. Version after will be glasses.

Vr is future.

>>163411469
We broke 850. This might be that $2k run...

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What do you guys think of my Slatoon OC?

His name is Suzuke Miyatomo and mains the Zapper.

>>163414790
$860

What Virtual Console title should I get with my leftover Christmas eShop funds?

>>163416418
wow looks really good :DD

>>163416418
This is why gor is going to get the only intact NX. He's just special

>>163417135
Either something you have never played before or save it for a game you want and just get an emulator.

Is bitcoin a video game or something? Why the fuck do people keep talking about it?

>>163418821
because they have autism and they think they need to be proud of their non existent E-Penises

>>163418887
We all have autism. But that doesn't answer my question.

>>163419008
I don't know about you, but I don't have autism
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+bitcoin%3F
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+bitcoin+a+video+game%3F

>>163418821
Bitcoin is future money. A nintyg senior member gave everyone a good tip to buy around august when bitcoin hit $550/1BTC. It was a simple premise, buy a bitcoin and wait till you can get a NX, or march came. NX or a bag of chips I think it was called in its infancy.

Bitcoin is now $865/1BTC and everyone who listened just got a free NX. But buckle in, the greedy folks are doubling down and waiting for the $2k train.

>>163420015
Why would anybody invest in fake money? I might as well go and buy a hundred PS4's and it would be just as worthless.

>>163420530
The money you use on a daily basis is also inherently fake. The only reason it has any value is because you believe it has any.

If you don't believe me, look up "fiat money".

>>163420645
The money I use on a daily basis can be used on a daily basis. Bitcoin csnnot be spent freely and is essentially an expensive voucher for select products. Therefore niche and worthless.

>>163420530
Its mostly Chinese people investing. They like digital stuff and are smart unlike jap shit. We are just along for the ride.

Although this rally is different. This is almost like new USA money. Idk.

>>163398283
>Ps4 controller feels nice
It feels the worse out the four easily, cheap and nasty shit.

>>163420829
You still don't understand my point. Your money has no real value. The only reason it has value is because you believe it has value. If you didn't believe in its value, it would have no value. The US dollar may be the most traded currency in the world, but if you don't believe in it then it has no value. Your currency in whichever country you live in has no value if you don't believe in its value. It has no value outside of your perceived value. They're not commodities, they're not goods with actual value — they're coins and sheets of paper whose materials aren't actually worth the value they represent, given that we trust in their inherent value, of which there is none.

>>163420829
>worthless

>LocalBitcoins.com - bitcoin statistics
>Exchangers in 248 countries and 13739 cities

Means in 248 countries you can directly trade bitcoin for whatever type of rupee you need to spend. Seems to have world wide value

>>163421026
>Value is subjective therefore nothing has value
Then invest in gold dumbshit, which is actually valuable. Not make believe digital numbers.

>>163421294
You missed a word in your summary — try again.

>>163406114
They have a discord(?) I used to belong to their old one before I got kicked/the discord shut down due to drama

>>163421392
>dumbshit retard
There, fixed.

>>163396329
>Fallout
>AssCreed x2
>Watch Dogs
>Destiny
>VR
>last gen GTA
Is this a ruse? Are you falseflagging?

>>163421456
You were almost correct, there was just one word you were missing. Your original summary is "value is subjective therefore nothing has value". There's a single word here that will complete the summary.

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Triggered yet m8?

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>we will never have mods

>>163421690
Yes, someone really needs to get rid of those damn Squids.

>>163421690
Mine looks the same, except i use Tomorrow, fuck white backgrounds desu.

>>163421798
/ink/ is the only good thing about /nintyg/ you fool

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>>163421974
Jokes.

>>163421294
>Gold is valuable.
kek

Should I get Steamworld Heist on the Wii U 15 dollars or get it on the 3DS for 10 dollars?
I'm tossing up between HD loveliness or portability (which doesn't really effect me that much since I barely go out anyway).

>Get 1st place in F-Zero X beginner cups.
>Relatively easy but the later courses were pretty tricky (especially before the control issues were patched)
>Decide to move onto clearing Standard mode in all cups.
>Can't even get higher than 3rd overall on the first cup.
I've gotten fast but now I need to get good.
Should I be trying to focus on taking out every rival I see, even if it results in me ranking a little worse for that race?

>[Iwata] had this unique ability to rally people around a vision, similarly, to then put them into a structure that could make that vision a reality.
>I always remember his ability to take something, give it shape and then to motivate people.
>That always impressed me about him.
>He was a technologist – a programmer originally. And typically, you go to a programmer and tell them what you, as a designer, want to do. They then tell you all the reasons why they can’t do what you want.
>Mr Iwata was different.
>Instead, he would say he was going to figure out how to make it work.
>He’d always be positive, always try to make the impossible happen. I still remember that to this day.
- Miyamoto

>>163423714
Shantae: Half Genie Hero is terrible.

>>163423714
That's probably why Iwata became president out of anyone else.

That's what programmers should strive for. The reason most games are so dull these days and most of last gen (why we didn't get ports of 360/ps3 games) is because developers are lazy as fuck.

This is why you'd get people whining that devs had to program their own shaders and effects instead of getting code from Nintendo.

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Just 6 more days /nintyg/!
Then my lovely 3DS will be here and I get to play the untranslated and undubbed Kid Icarus : Uprising!
I cant wait to have fun withy 3DS!

>tfw stuck in c+
IT KEEPS PAIRING ME WITH SHIT PLAYERS
REEEEEEEE

>>163428693
>untranslated and undubbed KI:U
FOR WHAT REASON RETARD

>>163431383
I ordered my 3DS along with the games from japan
I already know the language of the samurai so unless the translation changed the games story or the dub is so good that the original voice acting was dwarfed I don't think I did something stupid

>>163433679
The JP voices are your usual boring Japanese "humor", EN is your usual cartoon "humor", both voices are great so pick your poison.

he guards my travels

>>163420015
>>163414790
>>163411469
Bitcoin is now $875

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/811864692129832960

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>>163439471

I'm back again

>>163418821
>>163420530
>>163420829
>>163421294
>>163421456
>I don't understand economics
Maybe try going to >>>/biz/ to enlighten yourself. Or a basic high school personal finance class.

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Oh joy, more fucking rumors.

http://wccftech.com/nintendo-switch-resolution-likely-wqhd-1080p-iternal-bus-speed-5gbps/

>Wall Street Journal’s Takashi Mochizuki recently reported on his Twitter profile that the Nintendo Switch resolution won’t be 1080p to 720p as rumored earlier, but WQQHD to 1080p, which sounds like a definite improvement, according to Ace Research Institute analyst Yasuda. The VR patent that has surfaced online a few days ago is likely not being used for the console, at least at launch.

Take it for what you will but at least rumor discussion is better than that bitcoin faggot.

>>163445104
>20 days left

>>163444947
Maybe you should find a relevant thread to spam scams.

>>163445759
>scams
Has bitcoinposter ever said anything but check out the price? Ever pushed anywhere for you to actually put money? I dont see how notifying of price increase and saying follow for free NX is a scam. If he said invest on site ABC.com @ 5am PST. Than yeah, maybe he's rigging something. All I see is price was XXX is now YYY.

You are just too stupid to follow. And soon babt will be rich and you will be fucking your moms dog in the basement.

>>163445104
>rumors
That's not a rumour, that's just speculation. Don't trust it

According to CoinMarketCap, the currency - as at the time of this publication - increased by 7.34 percent to push its market cap to $13,934,740,671 at a rate of $867.83 per Bitcoin, having recorded around $198.4 mln worth of transactions within the 24-hour period.

This translates to the addition of more than $1 bln to the market cap of Bitcoin in one day - that is by tomorrow Dec. 23, the market cap would have crossed the $14 bln mark

>>163445104
cool

nice epic i like it

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Missile best dog.

>>163459374
Go back to playing my little nintendog, animalfucker

Is Story of Seasons any good?

>>163449518
But Bitcoin has no real world value...

Okay but what if the Switch bombs and Nintendo doesn't make games for it.

>>163463332
"Nintendo" and "No games" isn't a thing.

"Sony" or "Microsoft" and "No games" is correct.

>inb4 AAA shovelware are games

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>>163463476
I mean, the Wii U is lacking and we all know it.

>>163463476
I've had more fun playing Killer Instinct Season 3 this year than any Nintendo game (besides maybe Pokemon)

>>163463605
Hello Jordan.

>>163463056
See
>>163421176

Where's that KORG guy who's been asking about that application going on sale?
I just remembered that even though it's not on sale on the eShop, it is 50% off as a My Nintendo reward.

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I'm replacing my black N3DS XL with a White Super Mario N3DS and I couldn't be more excited.

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>>163467919
Your excitement makes me happy

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>>163468206
It's cute, and has colourful buttons, and cute face plates.

My black N3DS XL is so boring looking.

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>>163467919
Your excitement makes me happy as well!
I'M GETTING MORE EXCITED EVERY MINUTE BECAUSE MY 3DS WILL BE HERE SOON TOO

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>>163468532
Good, Pokemon Sun/Moon are a ton of fun.

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>People still using the cancer that is Discord after it destroyed almost every other Nintendo general except for those powered by militant autism.

Do you think mods don't know Bitcoin is off-topic as shit?

>>163469565
I can't really speak for other generals but I think we've done a pretty good job balancing the two here.

>>163469815
Do you think mods actually moderate threads, on /vg/ of all places?

>>163459374
I need to buy a physical copy of that.

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>Dream Team copies are disappearing
Fuck, I should buy it before a Nintendo Selects release hikes the price.

http://www.metacritic.com/feature/best-videogames-of-2016

>Wiiu has 44 games. 0 great, 4 good
>Ps4 has 445 games. 4 great, 13 good

>3ds average score is a 71.9
>Vita average score is 73.1

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today's mememimimi is falling for... a pork bun.
>からあげクンまんかわいい。
>the kara-age-kun bun is cute.
kara-age is literally "deep fried food", but can often specifically refer to deep-fried chicken. it's not exactly the same kind of deep-frying, but it's pretty close!
specifically - kara-age-kun is a line of merchandising for lawson, a japanese convenience store chain - have i told you about them already? - advertising their pretty famous kara-age.
this kara-age-kun bun is quite cute indeed - it is a nikuman (meat bun) but shaped like kara-age-kun! it's usually strange to call food cute, but... okay, it's still pretty weird to call the kara-age-kun bun cute.

>>163473281
oh, silly me! obviously it's filled with chicken, not pork.

>>163469815
>offtopic
>literally called "Bitcoin for NX Challenge"
Nintendo makes the NX. Seems on topic.

>>163473271
>WiiU has no game
>Should have bought a Vita
>Petite college age girls like ps4
>Bitcoin is going to make me a millionaire

When will you learn babt knows best

who wants to join my rupee for nes classic edition challenge?

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>>163474643
What is this?

>>163475291
You steal it from innkeepers

Star Fox Zero

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>>163476823
You're fucking great at your taste sick and you know it.

>>163478037
Controls aren't the issue.
The terrible fucking level design, boss fights and mission structure with half-assed "branching" paths are the issue.

k

>>163475434
Does it involve breaking pots?

How autistic can one man be?

>>163483507
Autistic enough to never need to work again. How's your moms basement?