/owg/ - Overwatch General

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best girl coming through

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Are you ready to gift me overwatch already?


Please guys i'm in massive despair, i want out of Paladins ;_; i would play at the NA region

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>>163077512
SHE IS NUMBER ONE!

>>163077537
Yeah sure. What is your btag?

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>>163077575
Neozeromus#1128

inb5 tricked

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I love Hana.

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>>163077210
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>163077613
me too

>>163077210
>too early
>no previous thread link
>waifushit pic
unironically kill yourself

Overwatch girls ranked by pubic hair

>Hairless
D.Va

>Landing Strip
Mercy, Tracer

>Full Bush
Zarya, Mei, Widowmaker

>Unkempt full bush + Armpit hair
Ana, Symmetra, Pharah, Sombra

>i've dropped so much I'm playing against/with people in their placements

I probably shouldn't be playing the game at 7 am.

why are threads so slow these days ? is the game dying or something ?!?

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>>163077664
>>163077613
>>163077557
>>163077512
>Whos number one anon?

>start getting in to Pharah
>Jeff the one true god gives me a legendary in my loot box
>Raptorion Pharah

I mean, it's great and all, but this shit just looks like a high level Pharah armor on an MMO game.

>>163077849
No, but it's clearly more popular in NA timezones.

>>163077779
Do korean girls shave?

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Filthy, desperate whore.

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>>163077537
Any kind anons???

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>Average accuracy as McCree is 55-58%
How the fuck do I get better?

>>163078319
Someone is going to say all custom game against 6 hard Ana bots, headshot only on.

Or lower your sensitivity. Apparently 55-58% is good, though.

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lolbro here

bought the game yesterday... how do i meet girls in this game?

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Would you give her the carrot?

>it's my job to handle the torb turret
>but the enemy team also has a bastion
>if I try to harass the bastion, my team ignores the torb turret and they all die
>if I try to take out the torb turret, bastion also fucks up my team
>I did not see our Rein hold his shield up once

help me

please help me

i just want to win

>>163078319
That's good accuracy, now it's a matter of practicing headshots.

>>163078364
>>163078447
My biggest problem is picking off enemies with already low health.
I can headshot any squishy regardless of how fast they are, but then they retreat and I cant get the second shot in if my life depended on it.

>>163078412
>Shitty Rein who refuses to switch
At that point I just go Genji or Hanzo for shits and giggles.
Alternatively you could just stop playing attack/defense and go for KOTH, which in my opinion, is the only balanced gamemode where all heroes gets to be utilized for their full potential without cancerous chokepoints.
I bet if Blizzard made it an option, CP and Hybrid would die within a week.

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>>163077659
jamison fawkes is getting me into the top 100!

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>have better games early morning that I do in the afternoon/evening

Explain.

>>163078319
That's as good as iddqd and he's regarded one of the best McCree's in the world

>>163078319
McCree isn't all about accuracy, most of the pro players have around 50% some of them even sub-50
It's about positioning and making sure you can land a series of 2-3 shots when it counts for that all-important pick.

>>163078563
Just more awake/alert probably.

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>>163077537
Bumping with hope

>>163078563
shittier players

>>163078534
Don't try too hard to go for headshots. Some damage is always better than no damage.

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What character can carry out of 2000-2500 solo queue? I've been a support main too long and it's cost me a lot of games.

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>merri chrismas went to genji instead of d.va

>>163078563
Kids at school, but we're nearing winter break.

>>163078724
Damage doesn't mean shit if there's a Symmetra on defense now.

>>163078741
Just play Roadhog.

>>163078741
roadhog, soldier, mei, or zarya. Pretty much anything that can heal themselves and do decent damage. zarya is included because you can protect teammates and get charge up when they make mistakes

>>163078741
Lucio and Symmetra recently
Also this >>163078818

>>163078396
carry in ranked matches and join groups invites
there are at least 1 girl per group (usually with beta orbiters)

>>163078848
I don't recommend symmetra for carrying. If your teammates are getting stomped, you wont have time to put up turrets and enemies will have more time to look for your shield generator

>>163078749
D.va already has Heppy Halloween, gotta let the other weeb have a holiday voice. I expect Hanzo to have Heppy Eastah

>>163078749
>Mei's snowball offensive
>Character about ice and snow
>Recolored costume with a santa hat
>Tracer gets a full remodel and new voicelines for a skin

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>Play comp
>Entire team filters into the point like retards
>They get picked off over and over
>Try to make plays but get chased around by 3 of the enemy team while my team walks into the murder room single file
>I lose 47 SR for this
>Blizzard think this is fair

does anyone actually give a shit about competitive overwatch

also why is ana allowed to break the game

>>163078749
>D.Va in charge of getting nice things

>>163078964
But Junkrat already have "Happy Birthday!", "Happy Halloween" and "Merry Christmas"?

Also
>Hanzo
>Not "Happy Valentine's day"

>>163078749
>>163078964
>>163078976
>>163079017

Koreans dont celebrate Christmas

>>163079009
Blizzard certainly seems to.

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>someone picks symmetra
>'don't worry bro i play her all the time'
>places teleporter instead of shield generator

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>>163078563
>children start waking up
>sub human third worlders and autistic NEETS start waking up
whoah only took me 5 seconds

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>>163079009
No.

Its a terrible esport, people act like the tank meta is bad but frankly every OW meta is absolute shit.

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>>163077537
Cmon guys i'll be your healslut

>>163079009
No, no one cares
As long as Dota 2, csgo and LeL exist, all the kids and normies are already into those esports

>>163079074
Korea actually has a lot of Christians
like 31% christians and 31 % non-religious 23 % buddhists and 7 % follow korean shamanism
>Wiccan hero when?
and do people still believe Pharah is coptic?

>>163079192
GO BEG SOMEWHERE ELSE POORFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163079156
thats because honestly this game is really fun but it breaks at high skill levels simply due to design

its too simple

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is it worth taking Symmetra purely for this broken barrier placement?

>>163078741
v
>>163078562

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>>163079228
I'm sorry anon

>>163079235
Not only that, but it's not spectator friendly. And really, not much will change that. Maybe better designed MAPS...but really, it's a fucking casual shooter, not a damn esport which can be spectated with anytype of ease.

>>163079272
I've seen the barrier placed inside the spawn room. I don't know if that's legit or bug but either way it's bullshit.

>>163079272
They're probably gonna take this out next patch. But for now, this is totally fair game.

>>163079381
That's just outside the spawn room. It's not a bug. You can definitely do this in game.

>>163079291
this is literally ahri with Pharah's frills and eye of Horus shopped in

>>163079235
All high level fights boil down to trickling down shields at a choke point and then which team uses Ana ult better.

>>163079473
what is bastet?

>>163078562
How many games did you lose just because your teammates tilted?
Also, can you do webm?

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>>163077537
dear god, those faces
they looks like dolls, literally

>>163079272
>gold weapon

Heh... Enjoy tne incoming Symmetra nerfs, you nerd.

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>3 people instapick dps and don't change in comp
>give up and pick junk
>have 3 gold both rounds and we win

Why am I MUCH more effective harraser as S76, then as Genji?

>>163079235
Every time I see a competetive game I don't think
"wow what a good play"

I think "I could have fucking done that".

Its not fun to watch. The entire difficulty of this game is combining broken abilities, not skill.

>>163079510
a cat deity with the face of a fucking cat?

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>>163079490
>tfw you outsnipe a Widow as Mei

You could hear the widow throwing an autistic fit from miles away.

>>163079547
I've had it since season 1 back when I thought there would never be a buff in the first place :)

>>163078156
>tfw missed the event
i need this thiccness in my life

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>>163079641
>tfw you outsnipe a Widow as Torb or Zen
>tfw you snipe a Widow with her own bullet

>>163079516
Not many since i built a reputation
Yes I can do webms in the near feature

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Anyone good with genji can give me some pointers? sometimes I'm confused to choose between picking enemies from afar or flanking

>when you play 3v3 solo and the duoqueue tries to bully you into healer

>Get shut down on Eichen attack
>See the team was collapsed into a double fucking sniper setup
>Ask why the fuck we had 2 snipers
>Widow goes full victim complex and says "I like how you blame me"
>I tell him I have triple gold so it's not like he was hot shit
>He gets pissy and leaves

Are Widow and Hanzo players the biggest collection of shitter retards?

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>>163079738
>Discord
>Go back in cover to for charge shot
>Take her down in one volley

>>163079272
i played a lot of Symmetra in S1 and S2 as well.

The most annoying thing about this game are the smug as fuck redditors who think they're the smartest shit, you know the ones. I want to strangle these fucks through the screen sometimes.

>>163079926
give us a story, anon.

>>163079291
If you're sorry, fucking stop.
It's 40 dollars or euros ONCE.
go suck a few dicks or something.
Borrow some money, buy drugs, sell them for profit.
Anything, FUCKING ANYTHING except for constantly bothering /OWG/ with it.
It will not happen, anon. Even the most poor of us (which includes me, but I still managed to save up the money somehow, so no more nice things for me for 2 months) just get fucking annoyed by your bullshit.
It rather makes people block you before you're even part of the game than anything else.

Earn it yourself you parasite. You're the reason everyone looks down on state-supported shit and calls it communism, because they don't want their sweat, blood and nerves taken away from them to benefit useless beggar kike scum like you.
Everyone has his own weight to carry in life, but shitters like you think being a faggot will somehow help them out.
But you know what? I don't even know why I'm mad at you.
I know with certainty that you're the last chapter of your bloodline, and once your family is too old or even dead to carry your useless ass around, you won't even survive the winter.
And nobody will help you. And the last thing you'll do is begging, because that's all you've ever gotten experience in.

Yeah, I'm venting right now. I actually bother to take life seriously and takw responsibility for myself because I want to survive in this hyper-capitalism, and sometimes there's days or even weeks where you're filled to the brim with pressure and stress and just take literally any opportunity you can to release it.

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Stop playing tanks,S76 and Sombra. Stop liking Hanamura, Anubis, Volskaya and Ilios. Stop buying loot boxes.

the lack of sombra post is alarming

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Which girl has the puffiest vulva?

It has to be D.Va, right?

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>>163080038
Fuck off moustache man I'll play what I like

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>>163079812
>Eichenwalde attack
>Troll Hanzo and Widow on our team
>Attack Bastion as well for some fucking reason, other is a McCree and Roadhog
>Switch off Ana and pick Genji
>"wtf dude why did you switch off healer, we need one?"
>"Thought we were in a nonverbal agreement to throw the game"
>Actually do good but still never get past the chokepoint
>"Ryūjin no ken o kurae!" and make sashimi out of the enemy team and getting a team kill securing a potg
>Team doesn't advance to cap and enemy team eventually retakes the chokepoint position
>Enemy Rein gets nanoboosted and solo ults me, puts shield up right after
>All chat: "Fucking useless and selfish Genji shitter as always, your fault we lost because you didnt play healer" etc. from both our Hanzo and Widow
>Entire enemy team shits on them in the chat and calls me the best player on the team, generally praising me for being the biggest threat etc.
>Their Rein and Ana adds me afterwards and we queue together

>high diamond
>team needs support
>only good at lucio
>they ask for mercy
>go mercy
>pocket the pharah most of the fight
>use my ult to solo res the master rein
>somehow we win
>only ever ulted once
>1 res
>6 votes
So this is the power of healslut...

>>163077872
Not you, that's for sure

>>163080185
Mei or Symmetra.
Definitely.

D.Va's body ain't puffy anywhere. It's a petite QT teen body of a "19yo" (huehuehue)

>>163079801

>Pick 76/roadhog/mei
>"I can heal myself just fine"

Although you can just pick ana
She doesnt even feel like a support. She feels like a dps that also happens to heal teammates

>40 eliminations, 4 gold medals, winning game
>connection lost
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FCK THIS GAY ASS FUCK NIGGER ASS FUCK WORLD I WANNA FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE AR

>>163080027
You need to calm the the fuck down, it's a god damn video game.

>>163080317
This.
M8 of mine used to be a hanzo main but because it's just too tryhard and he actually likes to support, he's now Ana main.

isnt clockwork meant to be good?

everytime ive seen him hes been awful

>>163079516
>>163079776

When you play Junkrat in comp, do you play just in certain maps or only on defense or what? Or can you straight up main him?

How to git gud with Jamison Fawkes? Is it just practice the fuck out of leading his grenades and having good positioning?

Hanging back and farming ult for picks?

Whats the style?

>>163080414
>When you play Junkrat in comp,

Never. At least if you want to leave gold anytime soon.

>>163080384
>That Ana who wastes all his bullets attacking

Ana was a mistake.

>>163080259
And then you woke up?

>>163080262

Mercy is shit, should have just gone lucio

Mercy rez isnt even that good, why would you want to rely on your teammates losing the fight and then coming back in bad positions

Compared to lucio or zen that just make your teammates nigh on invincible as you push in?

>zenyatta and bastion are not all armor in their health bars

hmmm, owgtards ? Does that mean machines have souls ?

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>>163079858
>not double dinking her from afar

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>>163080301
Looks pretty puffy to me.

>>163080027
Well you are right my begging is bothering everyone and i should be put down, you are the only one that works hard enough to continue living, i'd give you a medal if i could. Your are the paramount of the hard working class, you clearly know everything about me and how lazy i'm to earn even 40 USD, don't worry i won't beg anymore and sorry for bothering you.

I have clearly insulted everyone here, stay awesome anon

>>163080469
>That full health fat cunt who bodyblocks what would have been a killing blow on an enemy.

>>163080457

Nigga Im in diamond and I aint talkin to you

Im talking to the 4k junkrat god

>>163080475

She really was

>>163080469

>Infinite ammo
>Big clip
>

>>163080353
The game is the only thing that keeps me happy, man. It's the only light spot in my life right now, the only time I feel excitement instead of pressure, and where laughter is being heart's content, not social-bullshit chuckles.

My tinnitus returned while typing that shit and I was shaking, and that was just 3/10 mad.

I just really need someone to hug tight and cry into, but everyone has his own problems to deal with so I don't want to be another problem for anyone ;_;

>>163080504
Bet you doubt me because I said they had a Rein, but the moment he took down his shield he got fucked by a sentry bastion during my ult.

>>163080515
I dunno man, they wanted mercy so I went mercy. We stomped the other team anyway so it all worked out in the end.

>>163080541
Why is she angry in that pic???

>>163080572
Nice ad ridiculum, anon, but what I was about is that 80% of the people are like me, 18% are diapershitters having someone to take care of them, but at least acknowledge and enjoy this, and then there's you. The one who makes literally everyone's life harder because you're not even trying on your own.

You live in a society, and in a society, everyone's doings has an echo on the environment, just like in OW one fucking Genji can make the whole team fail.
You're a deadweight who's mental and social nature is to be a deadweight, that's my issue with you.

>>163080676
She's tsundere.

>Finally got the Widowmaker mistletoe intro
Feels so good.

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>>163080989
>got it early on in lootbox
>never play widow outside of QP
feels ok

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>>163077537
>mfw no male version of this

Take 100 armor from Dva and give it to Winston.

Reduce range of earthshatter to the actual animation and prevent it from hitting targets in the air.

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Spot 3 things wrong with this image

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>>163081074
Delete this.
>>163081120
>nobody six-stacking
>diamonds against Masters and GM
>platinum against Masters and GM

>>163080883
Well that's your way of thinking, and desu you are right i drag literally everyone for not having disposable income after paying bills, also not everyone is an American my guy. Sorry for triggering you this hard

>>163081120
>Mercy pick
>Mei pick on attack
>not everyone on both teams is in plat

Done.

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>playing defense on King's Row
>we're doing okay, end up losing the first point during overtime
>the entire time someone on our team is bitching about an enemy pharah and demanding someone switch to soldier
>one of the healers gets fed up and switches
>suddenly everyone is switching around randomly
>cart makes it to the final point uninterrupted

>>163081120

>Mercy
>4 picks in and no tanks

The fuck

>>163081225
Why the fuck would anyone want a Soldier instead of a McCree for getting rid of a Pharah?

>>163080414
>>163079776
>>163078562

Anon please

Teach me the ways of Jamison Fawkes

>>163081282

Better range

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Hello, /owg/
Amélie is pure.
Good day.

>>163081461
Pure whore

what should i play to get from 2000 to 3000 , any tips and tricks or just get good ? ?

>>163081461
A pure slut

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>>163080414
>>163081334
to be good with junkrat you simply have to master his concussion mine and his grenade arcs , thats what makes him good.

His trap is shit
His projectile speed is shit
His ult is shit (higher up)
but his concussion mine is what makes the hero

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and he proceeded to pick torb on attack

>>163081574
show me your hours faggot
I refuse to believe there's another junkrat main

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>>163081528
>>163081548
Do not offend Amélie's purity pls.

>>163081529
Pretty much just get good. If you can find a six man your experience would be much better,

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Why do people like Hana again?

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>>163080180
got your back, hombre

So when is roadhog's hook getting fixed

>>163081960
Literally best girl in this game

>>163081960
babby's first waifu

>>163081972

>Some classes don't get pulled as much as others

For what purpose.

>>163081960
asian and almost underage

>>163082049
>>163082054
Why is she anywhere near liked, her voice alone makes me want to punch her.
>>163082085
Ok, so semi-pedos like her

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>>163081689
i dont main him, but pick him when the dps role is available

Koth, defense, attack, everything

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Hana annimated short when, Blizzard?

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>be ana
>teammate critical
>looks at you
>shoot
>he strafes right
>miss
>shoot right
>he strafes left
>miss
>he stands still
>now you have to reload
>dies to hanzo headshot

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>be Junkrat main
>be extremely situational

I just want to be consistently good with him. Sometimes I suck ass but sometimes I get tons of kills and few deaths. Also sometimes I feel like I have a better time with him on Attack

>>163082000
I like this meme, always a new picture. Nice trips btw.

>>163082150
Sadly never, the next one will be about Doomfist or ZaryavsSombra

>>163082164

If his projectiles were faster and he had like 50 more health he might be a class worth picking over the hitscan crew.

>>163081574
>>163082146
do I aim at their feet so misses still have a chance to bounce and hit them? or do I just aim at their torsos?

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>>163082152

>game set in the future
>no monstergirls yet
its S H I T

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>>163081972
Hopefully soon.

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>>163082146
season 2

>>163082270
aim at feet and the grenade will miss if they jump
aim at the neck area since your grenades have high gravity and will fall down rather quick

>>163081574
>his trap is shit
do you still use them though? do you put concussion mines on them? or do you put the concussion mine somewhere in line of sight so you can double airbag people, and just have the trap watching your flank?

>>163081972
2 days ago the Devs said they are trying to make it feel more fair for both ends of the hook meaning:
>everyone gets pulled the same distance (Ana will be getting one shot too)
>Targets won't get pulled if the have broken the line of sight when the hook connects(hopefully)

>>163082294
>1920x1080 webm
why

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>>163082505
Because its 6 seconds long and I can.

>>163077537
Seriously tho gift me the game

>>163082296
>>163082358
>>163082146

You have inspired me anon

I fucken love junkrat now I too will git gud at him

Tfw BRRRRRING

>>163082462
took them long enough jesus fucking christ

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>>163082294
>that zenyatta spray at the trunk

>>163082373
dont think too much of the trap, cover flanks with them

only put conc mines on them at the startup time

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>tfw permanently stuck fluctuating around 2500

>>163082241
He would absolutely destroy pub play like that though.

>throw piss jar at enemy
"Get healed."

Why is Ana a smug ass bitch.

>>163082571
alright thanks, one more question if you don't mind
do you exclusively use the mines as airbags or do you ever mine-jump with them to escape?

>>163082720
stop asking retarded questions about situtional situations
obviously you would use them for moving around, whether it be to get to high ground or escape
fucking retard

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>>163079858
>charge up the shots
> shoot them and then discord it the target before your orbs hit
>hear that double headshot sound

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>>163082631

>>163082241
Junkrat is a sensitive character, because the smallest buff to him could turn him into an absolute monster.

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i swear when i hit top 500 i'm not touching this game until the meta changes or when all the platinums and low diamonds fuck off out of my teams.

>>163082947
>i'm not touching this game
enjoy dropping to 3000

>MUH META

KYS

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>defending
>someone picks torb
>someone picks symmetra
>oooooooh yeaaaah
>she goes with the teleporter

>>163082979
when i hit top 500 in s2 i also quit playing and dropped from 4.1k to 3.5k

>>163083034
i hope you reported her blocked her and called the police?

>QP KOTH
>They have 2 healers
>We have 1, so I go Ana to balance it out
>0-1, Nano Boost Visor to finally take point
>Lucio switches to Pharah
>Proceed to get easily stomped because we have 1 healer while they have 2

>>163083012
There is no meta when people don't communicate.

I just bought the Origins edition, and I'm changing my system to 64 bit, what should I expect, and what are some good tips for starters?

>>163083184
really made me think

>>163082720
hes right you are asking situational questions desu
>>163082793

>>163083218
don't play anything other than junkrat, the best class in the game

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>>163083352

Shield Generator was a mistake.

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>>163083407

Isn't it ironic how the team with higher sr always does worse?

>>163083352
Fuck you, he's the most fun at least.

>>163083601
like I said, best class in the game

>>163083597
Team comp good right out the fucking window.

which male hero has the best tasting cum?

and which female hero has the best tasting pussy?

post choices and reasoning

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>>163082631
Because she knows you'd do anything she says because everyone wants to breed her.

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>When your team is full of stubborn dps shitters and you throw the game intentionally as Rein

>>163083497
this cosplay was a mistake

>>163083840
Mercy most likely. Being the doctor she knows best how to take care of it.

>>163083852
hanzo cus he eats healthy
hana song cus she's young

>>163083954
mercy's old and her pussy probably taste like yogurt

>Junkrat gets 50 more health and the tire gets 25 extra health

>Pharah gets 100 armor on ulting (and can keep it post ultimate)

>Scatter arrow replaced with shield piercing arrow that does extra damage

>Bastion gets personal barrier

>Tobjorn turret gets 50 more health

>Mercy heals even faster or can overheal or something

>>163084230
t. bronze player

>>163084230
please stop posting any time

>>163084027
ops this was meant for >>163083840

what purpose does symmetra serve
shes either useless but still bullshit to play against or more annoying than a masters tracer and still bullshit to play against
she doesnt fit in the game from a lore or gameplay perspective either

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wtf is wrong with that hand
can't unsee it

>>163084286

Literally diamond

>>163084386
>lore
this game has lore about 3 heroes
she does fit gameplay, you can run around spamming right click and still be somewhat useful, just like lucio

>>163084230
I would pick apart the worst parts of this garbage post, but it's all equally terrible.
If this is bait it's very high quality.

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How do you change lucio so he's not S tier? He's been nerfed to hell and back and nothing has changed.

>>163084420
nigger fingers man

>>163084510
remove sped boost

>>163084510
remove speed boost

>>163084506

>Replacing luck-split-log with something you have to aim

Sound pretty fucking stellar to me.

>>163084510
limit his passive and ult to 3heroes + self and he's not S tier anymore(probably, 3 heroes is still half a team)

BUFF SOMBRA RIGHT NOW!

>>163084603
>>163084569

Would you have any reason to pick him over mercy then?

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>was shit in season 1 (40 something)
>get shitty ranked in season two (gold) but improve
>get ranked bronze in season 3
>can't fucking win more 2 games in a row because solo queue and most players are fucking retarded and if not eventually a leaver/troll will come
>can't hope for getting ranked higher next season because this system is fucking retarded
Fuck this shitty game. "Seasons" my ass, which fucking idiot had the idea that you basically get the same fucking rank every season anyway.

>>163077537
I'm feeling generous today, whats your btag?

>>163084672
>>163077610
this

>>163084609
>luck split
if you'd shoot the split arrow at the same place twice, all the arrows would go the same way.
It's only luck when shooting into closed areas, otherwise angled shots will always work out.

>>163084661
>aoe healing
compared to
>single healing
gee boss

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>>163084667
Oh and WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE MORE POINTS THAN YOU CAN WIN IN ONE GAME?!

>>163084742
His healing is fluff outside of amps and the reason why he is speedbot.

>>163084510
Introduce a new hybrid support that offers something better than speed.

>>163084805
increasing cd on the amp shit maybe?

>>163084742
>>163084805
>>163084845

Why not remove his healing and make him nothing but speed?

>>163081574
What region you in?

>>163084672
>>163084708

Sent ;^)

i don't know how you keep falling for this anon

LEAVE LUCIO ALONE YOU CUNTS

>lucio is black
>he's fast

RACIST DEVS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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so when do we get a d.va short

>>163085094
he's fast cos he has fucking mechanical legs with rollerblades on them you fucking retard

>>163085094
He also stole the equipment he uses

HEY GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, LETS PLAY WIDOW AND HANZO ATTACKING TEMPLE OF ANUBIS AND NEVER FUCKING SWITCH!

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>>163084893
desu i still hope there is a good anon that can fulfill my request, hope dies last

>>163085197
ebin blog, anon
subscribed and liked

>>163085173
well i mean my point still stands also
>reaper is black
>has 2 guns to shoot people

literally racist game

>>163085094
>D.Va is a gamer
>Widowmaker is a femmefatale
>Mei is all about the environment and building walls
>the Japanese are yakuza's
>the Nepal hero is a robot monk
>the Russian is a racist and a husky russky
>McCree is a walking American Cowboy stereotype
welcome to Overwatch where everyone is a cliche

>>163085258
Oh shit, my bad, I thought /owg/ was for discussing the Blizzard game, Overwatch. I can see it's actually just for waifu-fagging and being a cunt.

>>163085316
your face is a fucking cliche

>>163085237
i want to breed

Having no-aim weapons was a mistake.

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>>163077210
>Me and premade buddy forced to tank/heal because nobody on the team fills those roles
>4 games in a row with 4 offence heroes/defenders

>>163085316
you forgot
>tech support is indian
>dwarf is engineer

>>163085371

No one bitches about Winston.

>>163085330
gb2 plebbit, cunt

>>163085371
t. bronze player

I still haven`t done my placement matches, I'm not sure I want to

>>163085427
because he's shit

>>163085452
comp is fun, but be prepared to rage
if you like the challenge and intensity,

>>163085381
if you go tank/heal every game you will never reach your true potential, this is a game where you have fun unless you play competetivily then there's no fun in that

I myself are ok to sacrifice for team for 1 or 2 games but 3 games in a row they can suck a dick i aint switching my attack/defense hero

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How the fuck do I climb out of bronze guys. I know the meta. I know the maps. I know how to play certain heroes. I get good stats and medals. I try to be nice to my team. But it doesn't help. I swear everyone in this range must fucking 12 or playing the game for the first time. It's fucking depressing. They all wanna play attackers and useless heroes. They never swap heroes. They leave. They run in alone and die. And no matter how hard I try in the placement matches I get ranked bronze again. I will never experience what it's like to play a good comp match. Really thinking about buying a new copy so I can get a decent rank and get the fuck out of this hell hole.

I'm on the verge of smashing my fucking screen here. Pls help

>>163085423
>>163085316
if they keep this up the Canadian hero will be a French-speaking Lumberjack and his q will hold the door open

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>>163085527

>The support has higher damage potential with her retard leash then the fucking pick tank

BUFF WINSTON YOU SHITTER DEVS

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>triple kill as Lucio on boost

>>163077537
I bought it on black Friday for like $40 lol

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>>163085583
I'm in the same boat as you, anon.
There are so many retards or perma-tilted players down here that nearly every game is an auto-loss.
If you solo queue you are guaranteed to have at least 2-3 retards on your team.
If you manage to find 3-4 reliable people to play with, the rest of your team will be retards or you will come up against 6 stacks way above your combined elo.
Let's commit sudoku together.

>>163077537
>bought overwatch at my local shop
>input key
>can't download because my computer runs 32 bit
>can't refound because I used the key

Time to download windows 10 boys, or else I can't get a 64 bit version.

>>163085613
I'm still waiting for witch ginger/redhead

>>163085735
That's really nice anon, i bet it is great

>>163085852
Well win10 is a must right now, a lot of game companies are pushing their standards towards win 10

>>163085663
>he actually wants winston buffed

loving every laugh

>>163085918
with firepowers
because there are so fucking many of them across all media

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>tfw soldier

>>163086000

>Worst damage output in the game
>Extremely limited range
>Hard countered by other tanks existing
>All supports have means of escape or can straight up kill him
>Literally cannot kill anything being healed
>Bubble is nearly worthless due to fraility and long CD
>One of the worst ultimates in the game
>The most fragile tank

>>163077537
Give me a GOOD reason why would anyone give you the game

>>163086057

>4 zero spread bullets from twenty miles away followed up from a lightning bold missile with huge AoE does 3 trillion damage

Brazo Blizzard.

>>163086023
and with freckles, also make her milf or young, pale as shit would be nice too, also don't forget to make her look as if she doesn't have a "soul"

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>look daddy, they mad

>>163086383
>she and her
if you want Jean Grey
>>>/co/
is in that direction
and who says that they have to be female?
besides, we would never get a redhaired character, the designers themselves stated that they try to get out of their way not to use red
>for obvious reasons

>>163086225
>t.coal rank

>>163086558
for the lesser minded would you care to explain what those are
>obvious reasons

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>>163086225
>>One of the worst ultimates in the game
I've played a ton of Winston, and I can tell you that's just plain bullshit. Primal Rage doesn't get kills, unless it's on low health targets or environmentals, but it's fantastic for overtime pushing/defense. You can completely disrupt and force back an enemy push with Primal Rage and secure yourself the win if it's on overtime.

>>163086352
Can't afford it after paying bills, have been playing paladins and it freaking sucks balls, it would help me a lot to have fun and forget at least a little about all the shitstorm surrounding my life, i'm 27 but sadly the money i earn just vanishes into paying services and rent

>>163086603
the red team, d'uh
if you have a character who's red or wears a red cap for example
>excluding skins
it would confuse your teammates

>>163086225
he was in every grandmaster game before the 3 tank meta came

do
NOT
buff
winston
or you will break the SR bracket where things actually matter

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>>163086515
>everyone says s76 sucks for months
>he gets buffed
>everyone hates him now and says he's op

this is the cycle we will follow forever.

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>>163086790
I for one welcome our new overlords.

>>163086713
This is not team fortress, your clothes color doesn't change depending on your team color.
With that being said it's a pretty weak excuse not to even make a "ginger" or red haired lad/lass

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/AuntJemima-11114?mode=competitive

How do I improve my mei, I'm only 1045 of 9642

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>reach 2600 from silver
>go on a 50% streak
>drop back to 2400
>get matched with plats golds now because icon
>cant carry a team anymore to be back in solid plat mmr

I fucked up.

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>>163086858

>>163086558

>they try to get out of their way not to use red

So bloodhardt is okay but not a red haired character? Oh wait we already have a red haired Mercy skin. Why do you hate gingers and make these bizarre excuses?

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>>163086965
Hana yes.

>Killing Torbjorn's turret sends him into a rage, causing his next turret to deploy at level 2

Fixed?

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>Enemy team has 3 tanks
>Yours have 4 dps
>There's literally no point in playing tank when the team doesnt go in with you

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>>163077610
Where else can i contact you? I want to be able to make sure i'm not being baited. I'm even putting on this trip so you can know who's talking to you, please be worth it anon.

>>163081120
tanks aren't instalocked

>>163086885
hey, it's what THEY said, not me
>or maybe red is the color of that other eye organization/ THE ILLUMINATI/ the IRIS
>and they don't want to include it so much because it's that organizations color
>and if they'd out one of them in the game it would probably reveal too much of the plot of Overwatch
>I mean we just got Sombra and we will get Doomfist some time next year
at this rate we'll have a proper story maybe in two years

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>>163087063
This is my steam in case you want to contact me there

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>New Symmetra absolutely ruined Eichenwalde

>>163085237
>>163086670

Why not get a fucking job.

>>163087193
The map was already terrible.

>>163087048
>>163086965
>>163086858
Why do people ship them? What is the ship called?

>>163087141
Oh well that sucks then, I'll have to satisfy myself with ginger mercy then i guess

>>163087003
those are skins and are not their original colors/clothes/armor
>red haired mercy skin
there's a big difference between strawberry blonde and red

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>>163087063
I hope you realize you're potentially putting yet another useless mercy main in this game

>>163087193
Also ruined 2cp even more despite everyone thinking it's not possible.

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WHY IS SOMBRA NOT BUFFED

WHY IS BASTION STILL SHIT

>>163087056

Torb is viable on defense now. Im not sure if he needs more buffs

Just his turret deploying at max hp, or even half hp, so it doesnt start at 1hp when you throw it down would be useful

It already has to setup and starts at level 1. Thats drawback enough from throwing it down midfight

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>>163087063
>>163087185
http://steamcommunity.com/id/neozeromus

>>163087224
My guy i have a job, between rent, food, services i end up with nothing

So, has anyone used the new Symmetra in an actual tournament ever or is she still a meme?

>>163087250
solider: D.va

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last season i had trouble staying in high diamond, never reached master. 10 hours in this season and I'm already 3700, did they make master the new diamond or..?

>>163087290
bastion is NOT shit
just nerf dva and he wil be picked

>>163087367
She saw some play yesterday at mlg vegas, here is the VOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWStZqj8SVM

>>163087250
Because grills with daddy issues want to get fucked by an older stronger man

>>163087447
yes, they did. streamers have been bitching about it all season.

>>163087062
You also need to pick dps, won a game like this today.

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>>163077872
Best boy

>3v3
>duo friendo carrying my shitter ass as roadhog
>final round, its nerf or nothing time
>enemy fuckboy i mean reaper thought he could get away
>dio brando hooks that slut from behind the brigde fence against all logic
>game literally manhandles that sumbitch up and over the fence into digglets delete this gun
>we both die of laughter irl for the rest of our makeout sesh i mean overwatch games
>tfw dead irl

reminder that the halloween victory poses are shit.

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>>163087193
>ruined
It is already trash. Nearly unplayable

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>tfw entire afternoon has been a series of losses
SURE IS FUN PLAYING 2V6 WITH 4 DPS SHITTERS THAT CANT AIM FOR SHIT

>>163087306
Congratulations you did fall for it again

>>163084667
your hidden mmr is shit. play better

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>>163087552
>hooks that slut from behind the bridge fence against all logic
>Dio Brando
You had the opportunity to say Bruno Bucciarati

>>163081207
>mei on attack

When will the "mei is a defense" character meme end?

>>163087306

What is your job and how expensive is it where you live? Maybe you should move somewhere you can actually afford