/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Bloo

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MUH DICK

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If your ship include a male hero, you're a pathetic failure.

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>>163102951
Cute~

MLG VEGAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWStZqj8SVM

>>163103146
what if i ship mercy/entire roster?

jesus christ this meta is boring

pretty telling the MLG stream has 5k viewers only for a semi final match between two top teams

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>tfw the guy making the polls for best girl is being a kike

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>>163103146
A good ship only has male heroes anon.

>>163103219
meanwhile moonmoon gets 10k consistently.

>>163103219
>watching Youtube streams

>>163103216
everyone does that
that doesn't make you special, anon

>>163103219
I really doubt they'll get 15k at the finals like that korean tourney got on youtube

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https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby#
still taking draw requests if you've got em

>>163103236
Not my fault if you're angry.

>>163103330
*twitch

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>Decide to play the sole healer
>Get blamed for everything when team has Widow and Symmetra on attack

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>>163102824
d.va a cute

>>163103432
Draw Nutcracker Zen and Genji doing Christmas-y shit.

>>163103432
Tracer calling someone of your choosing a wanker

>>163103432
something with ana :3

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>>163102824
Jamison Fawkes!

>win 9/10 placements
>Get placed in bronze at 1400 rating

What the fuck is this man. I thought oh well no problem I'll just work my way back up. Next 6 games had a leaver on my team after the first minute.

Am I just a shitter vg?

>>163103172
>tfw that will never be a skin

Is there anyone more obsolete than McCree right now?

He isn't even bad but he can do anything right now.

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>"you're silver if you can't deal with Symmetra" - /owg/

>>163103668
did you main a healer?
comp hates healers

>>163103668
In this thread people will call you a shitter unless youre top 500.

>>163103696
Reaper has no job and 76 outclasses him

>>163103668
no, your rank is predetermined based on season 2 rank. since you didn't play season 2 it gave you nothing.

>>163103728
I played healer for all 10 placements and ranked higher than my duo-queue buddy who mains tank
Come at me

Pharah wins Round 5.

As it currently stands, we have:

WINNERS
>Tracer
>Mei
>Mercy
>Ana
>Pharah

LOSERS
>Widowmaker
>Zarya
>D.va
>Symmetra
>Sombra

Would you guys want me to hold a All Winners and All Losers round?

Have a bonus round while you decide.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905318

>13 of the 23 heroes are dps
>only one of them is played with any sort of regularity
how did Blizzard fail so hard? How have they not addressed the game becoming tankwatch yet? It's been months since NiP originally came up with this cancer

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>>163103836
DELET THIS

WIDOW WOULD NEVER HURT TRACER

>>163103696
Reaper by far. McCree still kills 200 hp heroes faster.

>>163103728

Yeah the majority of those wins I was Lucio / mercy and the rest various tanks.

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>>163103859
FORGOT 10 MINUTE MARK FOR THE FAGGOTS SORRY I FUCKED UP

>>163103875
because this is infestor/broodlord 2.0
>game has poor balance or cancerous characters in the past
>Blizzard watches for a week or two before nerfing, if not faster than that
>absolutely atrocious meta appears, one that affects the game from low level play up to top level because it is so easy to play yet so boring and frustrating to fight against
>Blizzard goes "the players will find a way to fix it, we're tired of balancing" and lets the meta stay for months, stagnating the game and making droves of players quit, eventually killing the game for good

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>>163103943

I'm sorry ;_;

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>>163103859
The only good omnic is a dead omnic.

>>163103859
All loser round first obviously.

>>163103804

But I was 1750 season 2

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Better poll than the other faggot with no time limit and multiple choice.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11905339

>>163103943
ignoring all the times she tried to kill her
which was everytime she met her

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>>163102951
Blue'd.

>>163104169
>no Bastion

>>163104169
Who neerds time limit.
>multiple choice
Multiple choice isn't even on by default.
Let the other waifufags have fun.

>>163104169
>No Bastion
this poll is bullshit and this anon is a robot-hating faggot who's racist against robots

>>163104169
This
You only really need one poll

>>163103696

McCree is 76's side kick, he's still useful

>>163104237
It is not clear if he identifies as female or male yet.

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anyone want to quickmeme? level 22 here i like to play support

>>163104414
Did you just misgender Bastion you shitlord?

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>>163103172
>>163102951
>>163104221
I want to put my glue in the blue.

>>163104130
Look how blizz changed the ladder
Since too many people were at gold/plat in s2 (there was a peak with over 60% of all players within 300 rating of eachother) they decided to "even it out" by dropping everyone worse than average even further below, and people better than that got their rating boosted.

Personally I ended s2 at 2900 and after 9 lost placements it put me back at 2800

>>163104348
Bastion would only get one vote and he would get it from you.

And yeah i said it, Bastion is a he.

Fucking robohomo.

>>163104130

People were ranked too highly in S2, too many people in the 2k bracket.

Now the system is placing people more appropriately, so you're much closer to your real rank this season

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>>163104414
>he

>>163103668
i usually go at the recent players tab to see what kind of shitters i´m getting paired with so i can guess what kind of shitter i am.

>>163104504
Two votes

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>>163103943

>>163104580
By two (2) robofags.

>>163103875
>How did Blizzard fail so hard?

1. They are okay with Lucio being OP, meaning you can only choose 5 heroes and those heroes must have good synergy with him, which lead us to
2. Bastion is underpowered, countered by Lucio and doesn't work with Lucio.

More globally, 23 heroes should give us answers to problems but when some are OP and some are UP, you are drastically lowering the complexity of your game and thus the ability to find answers.

>satna Tjorb's armor packs aren't reskined as presents

If Sombra was in the game on release would she be any better compared to this current meta

>>163104480
>>163104510

Fair enough. Guess I'll just sack off getting the golden guns and stick to quick meme then. Can't deal with teams of 5 dps heroes every game flaming each other

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We are all one under the iris.

All Losers Round: Waifufags so angry they're trying to derail my shit edition.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905453

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>>163104221
This is legitimately fap material.

the stream is laggy as all hell for me wtf

Am i the only one who fell in love with Zarya's new skin? The pink gun as well is perfect.

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Why cant Mercy have 50% damage boost?

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>>163103561
np dude

>>163105040
HOWDY KITTY

>>163105086
Because her damage boosts are useless.

>>163105086
McCree headshots 1 shoting majority of the cast.

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>comp match
>mercy player has high pitched voice
>after a while a teammate asks if she's female or a child
>she says female
>20 sec of slience
>"y-you play very good"

he actually goddamn stuttered this and I lost my shit. so much spaghetti.

so which one of you autists was that?

>>163104842
Reminder to vote lest you want your girl to be the trashiest of the trash.

>>163104774
You could climb out in duo queue, if you do something like ana/zen + road/winston you should tear through retards that keep playing squishy dpsers and overextend/rush in solo as soon as they respawn

I forgot I had this game. I want to play comp but I have never played comp. Only quick play.

What's the best way to ensure I don't piss my team off when I start getting into it? I don't know metas or team comps or callouts, and I don't really know how to learn those either without playing comp.

What's important to know?

>>163105040
howdy kitty

>reaper is useless guys
>literally on fire right now on a tournament

>>163104774
>Get Roadhog
>pick off the enemy healer (lucio/Zen/Mercy)
>Retreat.

At 1400 you can set the difference in a match with roadhog's Picks.

>tfw Mystery Heroes is favorite mode
>tfw not a fan of being locked on two maps for it right now even though I'm doing decently.

>>163105364
It doesn't help that one of them it literally the worst map in the game

>get salty after comp loss and complain in match chat about Mercy mains being a handicap
>enemy team agrees rather than pointing out her useless card
Mercy should be removed from comp. Every Mercy main is either a girl or a braindead homosexual fetishist

>>163105329
That's some pro level shit hook is doing
Its great

Give mercy:

>Heal
>Pistol
>Angelic Ascent (airdash in any direction or towards a target, similar to Pharah's jump)
>Angelic Descent (same as before)
>Cleanse (Removes debuffs and stuns)
>Rez

And she's perfect

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>buy 26 loot boxes
>1 legendary and a few purples
>the legendary is a fucking emo zarya one
my rage is unending, gonna take a break from this game for a few days

>>163105291
play an inoffensive DPS or healer character.
>S76
>Lucio
>McCree (if decent at aiming)
stick with the team, either the largest clump of people or the tanks. unless you're blatantly doing nothing your team probably won't notice you when you're losing and when you're winning you have the chance to branch out more

>>163105364
>have low end PC
>seasonal map only adds extra particles and barely replaces old assets
>fps drops noticeably in some areas
I had drops down to 40 from 70 on last point in halloween hollywood because they added unoptimized fog... as expected of multimillion dollar company

how long does the season last

>>163105239

My friends are too high to queue with.

>>163105330

Maybe I'll learn the hog then. Any tips?

Poor cloud9

>>163105364
Iktf. At least the queues are faster

>>163105040
howdy kitty

that sure was an exciting match :^]

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>>163105145
>when the drawfriend delivers just right

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>decides to spend this entire season doing nothing but playing Mercy, Mei and Symmetra
>manage to do better than I did the last two seasons and end up in Diamond from being gold last season

uhhhh....

You guys are more pathetic than katawa shoujo general baka desu famalam

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>"heil-Hitler-strale aktivert"
What did mercy mean by this?

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D.va crawls out of the trashcan.

All Winners Round:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905574

c9 should just run Mendo and Surefour on dps, they got destroyed running 3/4 tanks.

>>163105856
only because you put the two favourites against each other like a nigger.

>>163105895
B-but the meta!

>>163105291
you'll pick it up by playing. don't overthink it.

best 2 heroes to run with Zen for a nuke squad

I don't know why you guys complain. I can't think how any other pick could make this more interesting.

All the other characters not being picked are basically meme tier gimmick that suck the fun out of the game.

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>symmetra is meta now

epic

>>163105040
HOWDY KITTY

>>163105856
Excludes some girls, vote collection timespan is merely a glimpse of these threads.
0/10
See me after class.

>>163106090
symmeta

>>163105291
Just stay with everyone else, and unless you're Reinhardt or Zarya with her particle barrier up, always try to have a teammate in front of you.

>>163105040
howdy kitty

>>163106090
>74 games played
>52/3/20
What? How does this work again?

>>163105040
howdy daddy

>>163105040
Howdy kitty
o
w
d
y

>>163106247
It doesn't

>>163105707
Don't play it like a frontline tank.
Get high-ground, pick a squishy off and play safe.
Wait for the enemy Genji to blow his parry and destroy him
The secondary shot Does a LOT of damage. Get used to its Range.
Hook+Shot+Melee attack should kill anything except Reaper, Mei and tanks

>>163106126
>Excludes some girls
There are 10 girls in Overwatch. 5 2v2 rounds.
>vote collection
As i said, general consensus is the least important. It's meant to be fast.
>See me after class
Whatever you say, daddy.

>forced to play rein in comp, always do extremely well
>rein is incredibly dull and I don't enjoy playing him
I wish I could just not care about virtual points or have rein not be fucking mandatory

>>163105829
>I'm with yo-GAS THE KIKES
Why does she always have to say that when she's healing me. It's in bad taste.

>>163105040

Howdy Kitty

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>blatant play on words gamer girl bnet tag
>all she plays is mercy
>she's in a group
>post yfw

so many girls play
don't be creepy or awkward when we talk on voice or play in your game ok...

>>163105329 >>163105461

stream link?

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>>163106508

>>163106508

Literally happened to me yesterday

>EmilyND
>Cant play anything but mercy
>Sucks ass at mercy, an already shit hero

Just ban mercy from comp please

I just started watching.

Has anything interested happened or has it just be LMAO3TANK?

>>163105040
howdy kitty

>>163106508
Not her fault she likes dick more than anything else and can't stop thinking about it.

>>163106571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4BzOR4ww9o

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>>163106508
I wonder what percentage of female players are Mercy mains. It has to be at least 70.

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>Blizzard still pretending Genji is fine

>>163105829
She's swiss
The yellow beam is how you feel when they hide your money on low taxes
The blue beam is how you feel when you file the tax documents

Fuck yeah, mountainjews

>>163106463
At this point, I just refuse. I really dislike playing Ana, even though I enjoy all other supports. Fuck it, I'd rather lose the game than get bored because of meta.

>>163106628

One of the teams ran 2 tank with McCree and 76

>>163106508
>See Mercy main on our team
>"Fug :DDD"
>He turns out to be really good, always has rez up, never seems to die
>20k heals

That was unexpected

>>163105040
Howdy kitty

>>163106715
Is that Sarah Palin giving a blowjob?

>>163106701
Funnily enough I know a gamer girl who is GM & mains big dick heroes
>Zarya
>Roadhog
>Reaper
>McCree

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1 point away from diamond. holy shit stop playing symmetra + ana combo.

it never fails that i don't get healed. always on my team for some reason. everyone thinks ana and symmetra are strong right now so they pick them both because they are meta slaves.

holy shit guys stop being meta slaves, i can't stay healed ever since the symmetra update

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>>163106701
>play with fujo that reads BL constantly
>90% of playtime is Soldier/Reaper

>>163106715
genji is shit in higher ranked games where people will actually swap to monkey and then he can just repick to reaepr

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Cut the crap with the fucking waifu polls, you turbovirgins.

Vote for your favourite hero.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11905685
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905685
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905685

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>>163103560

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>>163106508
>pic related
And let her die all the time.
Spreading dat harmony while spreading discord in the beta-battalion.
Make them realize how much she sucks.

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Mercy E's her way above the rest.

*DING DING DING*
EXTRA ROUND.

>>163106890
>>163106909
I said 70 not 100 you dumb niggers. Your exceptions mean nothing

>>163106897
>pharah autist complains that his team doesnt babysit him

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>>163106613
>EmilyND
>Top 3
>All strong independent wymyn
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/EmilyND-2100

>>163105670
3 months.

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>>163106508
>silver portrait mercy
>90% of playtime is mercy
>its a girl
>someone calls mercy shit
>duo shoots to the rescue
>"lay off kiddo mercy is doing fine"

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>giving Blizzard an extra $40 just to get a different matchmaking pool
How pathetic are smurfers?

>>163107048
>forgetting link again
I SWEAR TO GOD
ONE OF THESE DAYS
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905720
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905720
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905720

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>>163103560
>>163107026

>>163106976
>swapping to a shit tier character for a single counter

And there's the fundamental problem of hardcouters; each match becomes constant character swapping to counter the counter

>>163105040
Howdy kitty

>>163107117
>mid gold gamer girl who cant aim for shit
>symmetra buffs
>bam mid diamond

>>163107204
Except reaper
>tank meta
>still fucking useless

>>163107026
>>163107187
Ayy. Thanks, my dude.

>>163107204
And that just sucks imo.
Softcountering multiple enemies makes the match interesting.
Hardcountering 1 or 2 becomes a swapping shitfest.

DUDE JUST SWITCH TO TRACER AND MEI

>>163106373
Honestly these polls were without a doubt THE worst polls in all of /owg/, possibly in all of /vg/.

I went to the toilet for a shit and i missed like 3 of them, what the fuck? These are generals threads last longer than half an hour you know, theres no stress needed.

also fastes consensus would be like 6 people voting.

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>symmetra popularity rising
>genji becomes even more useless

is christmas patch the best patch yet?

>tfw never bought a lootbox in all my time playing

It just feels more worthy to grind for the lootboxes instead. Feels like it would be a waste to just use my money on pure rng.

>>163107326
Terrible analysis desu senpai. More like this
>40% win rates across the board over 300 games
>Statistically this puts you in the lower bracket, aka low gold
>Instantly shoots up to Diamond without much of a win rate change
>This is due to streaking
>Streaking as a support
>aka getting carried
wow big shocker

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Feels good.

How is everyone else faring this season?

is the kill 3 enemies picking up snow limited to one round or one game?

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how do i climb out of silver as a support main

Best hero poll!!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/11905685
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905685

>>163107642
>play lucio
>afk behind team

winky face

>>163107562
still haven't started

>>163107575
Lifetime

>there are people who've been to Bronze at least once in their career

How did you not kill yourself right then and there.

hanzo is impossible to hit

I tried playing TF2 and it was a shitshow. It made me appreciate all the work Blizzard put into the sound mixing here in OW.

>>163107815
because in 15 games I got master

>>163107824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF_jcrTCMsA

>>163107815
I just did 10 placement matches as lucio, won 6, drew 2, lost 2 (one because we were 4v6).

Got put in bronze at like 1390. I dont know what iv done to deserve this, might go s76 until i can climb out. Any advice boys?

>>163107759
is the achievement glitched then? i must have killed a lot picking up snow but the achievment never popped

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>>163107427
>favorite support can melt weeb into ramen
Best Christmas gift ever.

>>163107642
>willingly being a 'support main' in silver

if you have two opposable thumbs you can get into diamond by just playing soldier.

>>163107689
Come on Zen ma roboi

ggez

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I like Tracer she's puffy

do you guys like Tracer?

>>163107910
I literally played Lucio last night and lost 6 won 4 and got put in high silver.

>>163107824
It is pretty dumb there'll just be background gunfire in TF2 regardless of what's happening on the actual map

>>163107994
How many times do you need it pointed out to you that she's flat as a board?

>>163107815
This is my first shooter and I don't really care to climb. I just casually hop on comp and play until I lose.

Mendo is a winner in my heart

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>>163107994
I like Tracer she is cute

>>163108076
Battlefield 1 is that shit amplified even more, they even toss in random explosions to make the game more 'immersive' meanwhile you can't even hear heavy tanks 5 feet behind you

>>163108069
Good for you? Doesnt really answer my question

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>>163108104
id never say that her chest was puffy

>>163108178
No I just don't know what you did to deserve it as well.

>>163107187
Can you draw Symmetra licking a toilet seat?

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>>163103569

Has anyone elses ping been fucked up for the past few days

Mines minimum became 60 out of nowhere and only in this game

>getting shit on on Gibraltar
>MALE Mercy main switches to soldier and berates our shitty mcree into supporting over voice
>suddenly start winning
Miracles do exist

>>163108323
I get 100% packet loss for about 2 seconds randomly, but it only happens once or twice a game

>>163107562
#206 Lucio, stuck at 3400 :(

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Boop~

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>>163107994
I love Tracer she's my favorite dps to use.

>>163108240
Touché

>>163108354
>Switch off Mercy
>Win

fixed

>>163108323
No, but the Christmas maps dump on my toaster's fps

>>163105040
HOWDY KITTY

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What caused this expression?

>>163108429
I don't know what would posses anyone to play Mercy unless they had a platoon anti jew field to work with.

>>163108412

>Manlet loses it after short joke.png

Fuck this meta, it's not even hard to fix but Blizzard's so scared the fast paced dps meta is gonna scare away the casuals away.

Ana just needs nerfs to her nade/gun and Hog just needs a light nerf to either his gun or his hook range. Bam, tank meta fixed.

>>163108537
a dumb weeb faggot who hasn't been laid in years if ever drawing it.

/convo

>>163108508
Mine too
Usually I've got a stable 50-59 fps and suddenly it drops to 32, sometimes 16
What the fuck

>>163108537
He beat Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat 2.

>>163108541

Most people dont understand how bad she really is

>>163108541
They are either girls or homosexuals driven to play garbage characters by powerful cock-lust

>>163108537
Mercy

>>163108579
If anyone needs a nerf it's mei's headshot damage and Symnetra's gun range shortened.

Sombra needs a DPS buff.

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Amelie trained by Granny, so cute

>>163108579
casuals hate it when some hero can completely style over them and make them look weak and foolish

why did people get so butthurt about genji? because they knew deep down that despite their bitching they weren't capable of simply picking genji themselves and doing what those genji mains did to them

i complain about d.va a lot currently as she is such fucking boring cancer but i still also play her a lot in ranked because winning is after all the ultimate goal and she is piss easy

You heard the guy

Artists get on that shit. We need a Reaper-DodoBird

can someone help me understand how the competitve mode purple points work?

does it get higher by winning? and let me play with better people?

also, as a whole, how do i get paired with better people and not a team that just wants to call of duty

>>163107994
>>163108154
>>163108240
>>163108416
>teeny tiny, expect tight pussy
>beyond used loose
no ty

>>163108639
Getting almost the exact same numbers. I have to cap my fps at 45 to stay steady on these maps

>>163108834
You need to win 300 ranked games to buy a golden weapon.

>>163108765

Makes absolutely no sense. She was a regular wife before being mindbroken

>>163108754
>Mei's headshot damage nerf
t. silver

>>163108676
>>163108674
Good for me, I almost mained Mercy until I figured out my team does better with Lucio.

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So have accepted this is becoming canon right?

>>163108869

If you have even a decent sized dick, a tiny tight pussy is not a good thing. Trust

Obviously you dont want a wizards sleeve either, but theres a happy medium

Is mercy really that bad? Been mainingg her and lucio around 3900 and seem to do okay. And she is more fun for me than lucio outside of KOTH maps.

>>163108974
t. Someone who thinks it takes skill to play the noob bait

>>163108981
Lucio is pretty bad in bronze/silver because your team never stays together so your aura is irrelevant.

>>163108967
goldfen weapon?

>>163109190
I never said it takes skill. You let yourself get frozen and took an icicle to the head so you get mad about it and want it nerfed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMO1ydpgam0

>>163109254
Purple points are used to buy goldfen weapons.

>>163108981
I enjoy playing Mercy in qp for the sole purpose of bagging people after pistol kills. Guaranteed salt generator. But she has way too little impact to play in comp.

>>163108275
i like it

how is roadhog fun?

>get grabbed
>die without having a chance to do anything

>>163108972
no source says that she was "ordinary" wife. As the wife of Overwatch agent she could easily have friendly relations with "the old team" of the organization, and Ana could once offer to practice sniping.

>>163109378
what does that have to do with my original question?

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>>163109472
>only play Ana
>never know this feel

>>163109159
Do you solo queue? If so that is both odd and impressive because she really is quite bad. If you're not solo then you're probably being carried.

>>163109472
t. silver

>>163109101
I have a below average sized dick, thats why petites qts are my fetish
t. dva waifufag

>>163109328
No I hate that a no skill noob hops in with that character and forces the enemy to play slow, careful and bitchy because all the DPS is scared to death of getting frozen and head shot.

I usually play Lucio in comp so I'm not worried about her personally.

>>163109472
>complaint about the ult battery
You a genji main son?

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>group of 6
>4 of us don't play OW competitively, but twice per week at best
>constantly get grouped against 6 stacks three times our average level
>matches become a series of unwinnable garbage with a 25% chance of getting outright spawncamped until the time is up
match quality really is inversely proportional to group size
this shit doesn't happen with a 2- or 3-stack
but god forbid you want to have some casual fun with everyone, matchmaking makes sure to gives you all the groups that should be playing competitive

Should I do my placements solo? I've been putting them off for a while

>>163109472
>Grab people
>Laugh as their team mates watch victims die
>Repeat
>>163109724
Well they need to stop being scared and git gud

>>163109472
>get grabbed
>grab him back
:^)

Just started playing competitive and I'm in the mid-high 1000's because I'm bad. I like to play Zarya, Lucio, Ana, and Mercy.

Any pointers for Ana specifically?

>>163109762
Fuck off friend having normie, this is a solo queue general

>>163109472
>grabbing a 350hp Symmetra
>get melted

>>163109774
It doesn't matter much, you will get dropped at your last season rank anyway (+- 400)

>>163108779
I still don't think D.Va is that bad if Ana wasn't around. Just look at her abilities, Boosters are only 2 seconds, DM is only 4 seconds- and you can bait them out like Genji deflects. D.Va has the same weakness as Hog in that she's kind of a sitting duck once her abilities on cooldown. But Hog's hook is just so cheap, it's an instakill on more than half the roster and requires no skill to use.

Ana enables this cancer meta though. She outheals Mercy while also provides much more utility and a fucking ult that boosts other ults too. A possible fix to Ana is such a ridiculously huge nerf to her base heals that she NEEDS her nade to heal effectively at all, like all the way down to only 40 heals per shot. Another fair change here too would be if team members could wake up sleeping teammates.

>>163109562
Purple points are used to buy golden weapons, faggot.

Also win more and get lucky to get paired with good people, holy fuck whats wrong with you.

>>163109853
Spam heal/shoot
When someone uses AOE against team: nade team
When someone uses AoE on enemy: nade enemy
Save sleep, don't waste ever
Snipe squishy targets at the backline (even if you shoot them once)

>>163109853
pace yourself with the grenade and sleepdart
don't use them just because they're off cooldown, use them when you see that they will have a significant impact in the battle
one thing I'd also suggest is unbinding scope for a couple of sessions and relying solely on unscoped projectile shots

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>win game with random
>"ayy anon lets group up"
>ends up being the biggest fucking burden on the team

>>163110015
Just reduce her firerate, make her shots have instant effect on enemies instead of the degrading bullshit, and nerf her got damn biotic grenade

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Hana is a boy!!!

>>163108779
>they weren't capable of simply picking genji themselves and doing what those genji mains did to them
>practicing animation cancel combos until they become muscle memory is hard

>>163103432
widowmaker going for a sick 360 quickscope.

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>>163110184
>Have fun with 5 other randoms
>Win whilst bantering each other
>"Hey guys let's stay as a team, you're all hilarious and we make a good team"
>proceed to 6-stack
>keep bantering next match, doing good
>Lose multiple matches
>Can notice the decrease of joy and just silence succumbing
>The group dissolves after 4 losses
This reminded me why I never stack with randoms or accept random friend invites

>>163110141
I snipe even at mid range just because it's hitscan and not projectile, and when allies are clumped and keep strafing you end up healing wrong guy
Also hitting something other than roadhog from your unscoped shot is pain in the ass and scope is much better for that

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>cant get 29/29 because of this shit

If you guys run into a faggot named "datboi" thats like lvl 56 in comp, get ready for him to throw.

>>163110184
>>163110381
the feature is bullshit in its current form
it doesn't just preserve the current team, it actively groups them up
this puts you into the 6-stack queue, with all the other communicating 6-stacks
but you're still a bunch of strangers, so good luck with that

>>163109762
I think blizzard opts to put you against stronger opponents rather than make you wait to play someone closer to your level.
Also in this children's fps game "playing what's fun" vs playing what's meta makes a pretty big difference if you're an average joe.

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Someone end my suffering already.

>>163110282
oh look another delusional crybaby who thinks being good with genji is just about abusing exploits or some other bullshit like that

>>163110381
>me and 3 other guys pair up after a game
>go into competitve
>fucking decimate for 20 rounds
>get bored
>everyone quits
>"lets do this again"
>never bother to do it again

>>163110480

It'll be back next year

And it'll probably be buyable this time round as well

>>163110582
>implying Blizzard wasn't forced to completely rework the animation timing for EVERYONE just to get rid of genjis cancer 168dmg combo

>>163110683
>friend invite sent so we'd be able to group up later
> decline every time

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>Try to play Reinhardt on attack
>Rest of team is Sombra, Bastion Widow and Symmetraa

I can't decide who to get a golden Weap for.
Zenyatta or Reichardt?

>>163110801
who do you play more?

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Is there any fucking tip to finally get out of diamond? I just want to reach masters for the reward and get my golden gun but still want to know how.

Some people told me "get some friends on master or high diamond and only play in group" others say "use only 76 and practice your aim" and others just say "from diamond to master NEVER play soloQ, you will go straight into a losing streak".

I reached 3200 sr easily as a soloQ player and then got shitty teams and lost 400 points, got them back in like 3 hours and reached 3293 and now I'm sitting at 3080. I don't know what else to do to get out of it and reach 3500.

>>163109159
She just doesnt really do that much. Its another one of those McCree/Reaper type problems, its not that shes bad, just other heroes can do a lot more right now. Mercy does pretty good healing, she has a damage buff, she has high mobility, and she has a strong ultimate. Ana has more HoS provided you're actually hitting your teammates but that's really harder to fuck up than it is to do properly, she has her grandma piss splash that provides strong burst healing as well as the strongest debuff effect in the game to enemy players, she has a 10 second hard stun (more or less a hard stun), and she has a crazy powerful ultimate. Plus she can actually defend herself somewhat if people get on her, mercy kind of cant, plus even in bronze league mercy has a giant target on her back because "focus mercy" is basically a giant epic meme at this point.

>>163110480
Do you need event items to get the oops achievement spray for 100% collected on a hero?

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>>163110518
>spend 3000 credits on Santa Torbjorn
>same skin drops 3 loot boxes later

>>163110015
I like the change of teammates waking you up provided it's melee only. It lets her still counter play flankers and ulting reaper/hog/etc, but significantly reduces the impact of a dart thrown into the frontline

>>163110893
I think you might have to group up honestly.

I solo Q'd to 3393 and just lost down to 3200. Got back up to 3303 but its a struggle.

W-wanna group up?

>>163105040
Howdy Kitty

>>163110889
Reinhardt because supports, especially Zen, requires your tanks AND the other support doing his job right.
As Reinhardt you either need a decent support or dps, preferably 76.

>>163110958
Just 50

>>163110440
>Also hitting something other than roadhog from your unscoped shot is pain in the ass and scope is much better for that
which is why I think forcing yourself to shoot projectile-only for a couple of QP games per week is good training
getting good with her projectiles makes the decision of choosing hitscan or projectile become less dominated by the fact that you're inaccurate with projectiles
for me it became most noticable in close-to-mid range duels against genjis and tracers

>>163110968
>Not waiting till the end of the event to buy what you wanted
Brought it upon yourself

>>163110968
>buying anything except for the last days of an event

lmao

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>>163111004
>>163110893
I grouped up with a gold__ friend, that's how I got to master.

>>163110053
so: you dont know?


why did you respond

>>163106247
The game counts rounds of KOTH as games, or some shit like that

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>pick healer because no one else would
>"stupid heal"
>Esc > Leave game

>>163111174
Look, guys, he's pretending to be retarded!

Brilliant ruseman, haha

>>163111147
You were in a match with/against gold shitters thanks to your friend so you get easy points?

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>Zarya lets a Symmetra stand there and ramp up her M1 until I can no longer outheal it
>literally healing her for ten seconds right up until she dies
>she immediately spams "I need healing!" three times when she goes down

>final push
>same Zarya stands right next to their spawn and tries to pick them off
>not going anywhere near that shit because I have rez up
>she keeps standing there until they kill her
>"I need healing!" "I need healing!" "I need healing!"

>>163111285
Pick a Tank and let them DWI

>>163111174
>merely pretending to be retarded

>>163110501
I hate that the matchmaking makes me dread grouping up with my friends since I know that we will not have a single winnable or fun game in the next hours unless the enemy team is royally retarded

>>163110801
Id get zen. Fewer people have his and with his new legendary you can wear kintama around your neck

>>163111285
Good choice. With fags like that you know you're getting blamed no matter what happens.

>>163111285
I love it when my team berates me for my healing. Seriously it's like dirty talk to me. Pure sex mixed with despair.

>>163111384
>complaining about "I need healing!" spam
welcome to the game thank you for your cool story

>>163111509
Yeah, smashing my delicious golden premium nuts into their face is just too good.
... this is material for an expand dong meme.

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Cute

>>163111636
>passive-aggressively whining through emotes after you die because you weren't paying enough attention to realize you were being healed

>>163109979
I ended at 2454, near Plat but stopped playing cause I had no friends to play with

>>163110496
Then what needs to be changed, anon?

>>163105040
Howdy kitty

>>163110983
complitely negligible for killing the tank meta

ana's grenade is the problem. it's simply too much

make it a +50% increased healing to allies and -50% reduced healing to enemies instead of the current 100% on both and game is fixed

>>163111292
>>163111174

>how do i get placed higher?
blah blah something about golden gun


no wonder why people frequent reddit more

>>163110440
Yeah i mean scoping with ana does feel a lot better i just find that despite her whole "support sniper" shtick it never actually makes sense to play like, say, a widow might and post up outside the fight slyly sniping in your healing when its needed, i find myself basically always healing from close range and basically running up to people and touching them with my gun, i guess mostly just cuz how else am I going to get them with my splash grenades. I prefer using scope as much as possible but I basically only use it when I'm walking back from spawn and want to get heals on people as fast as possible, or to get torb turrets or an enemy widow. Literally everything else is close range from the hip.

>>163109853
try to position yourself so that you have to turn as little as possible to be able to keep tabs on the health of your 5 allies

this means you generally want to be behind everyone else

try to use scope as little as possible for healing, being reliant on it hurts your awareness

>have about 110 hours spent in competitive in all 3 seasons
>173 levels overall
>3550 mmr
>get 2 retards that throw the game because after 1 round doing rein i get "his" hog, that he should get because once he had a mmr peak that is 300 rating higher than mine
>they have 400+ levels each and literally spend the rest of the game trash talking because i have 300 mmr less than their pick

i don't know, what kind of people are these? retards? normies?

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Besties!

>>163112005
>Then what needs to be changed, anon?
not adjusting matchmaking settings to stack rules if the "stack" consists a bunch of solo-randoms that use this feature

>when you cant escape dva even in QP
who the fuck has fun playing this hero

>>163111885
I never said they were right, I'm just saying that shit happens every game and your experience is hardly unique

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I was gifted Overwatch on the ps4. Aiming with a controller sucks balls.

>>163111475
>tfw my group of 3 rapes ass in comp

>>163112203
When will they fix the SFM model's eyes?

>>163112294
Autists

Anyone watch any Japanese overwatch streams? Looks like they still run 2-2-2, their nickname for Reinhardt is Nicehardt (naisuharuto).

What's the best group size for comp? 3 or 4?

Why does this game basically have all races, even robots and animals but still no black character? Pisses me of to be honest

>>163112114
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

b2reddit, boiiiii

>>163112445
It has two

>>163112445
Bait.