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Eloise a cute

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>>163017776

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>>163017979

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Nice game, Blizztards

Anyone have the decklists from TakeTV tournament? The pirate dragon warrior decks are interesting.

>>163018242
what?

every word pavel speaks he rolls his tongue

>>163018242
>start at rank 13
>win 50% of your games
>end at a higher rank
I agree, it's absolutely disgusting

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Who else here ships Wranduin? Also, how's Wrathion (the card) doing? Haven't seen him run in any decks at all, which sucks 'cause he should be played with his husband.

>>163018459
>tumblr
>shipping
>faggotry

here's your (You), now leave your shitposting at the door.

>>163018459
Me.

I was the shipfag still here from last thread.

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>>163017942
>tfw you will never be Eloise's Chad

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>>163018842
>you'll never be a pussy magnet like savjz

>>163018842
that is a beautiful, shy, tall piece of scandinavian

>vs. Warrior
>it's a pirate Warrior
>vs. Golden portrait Warrior
>it's a cucktrol warrior
Really makes you think.

>>163019013
all he gets is ugly asians and old SJWs

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I should consider keeping fandral in my mulligan against warlocks.

>>163018242
Post your list, I got to 5 with Reno Dragon Priest

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>>163019124
NOOOO

>>163019106
that's more than me

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>>163019309
Post yours, I'd be interested to see it.

Is Dragon Priest a direct counter to Pirate Warrior? I can't seem to win any games against them.

>>163019757
Giant taunts on curve are a counter to pirate warrior, if thats what you're asking.

>>163019757
no

>1 mana 2/3
>2 mana 2/4 taunt
>3 mana 3/5
>4 mana 3/6 taunt
>5 mana 5/6 with a better draw effect

>>163019798
It's not just that, they also keep dishing out minions that need immeadiate removal like Brann or Priest of the Feast, otherwise they become unkillable and by the time you clear his shit, you're in topdeck mode and it's over for you.

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? ? ?

>>163020005
loses to shaman with a mediocre draw

>>163020070

Pick the S tier class

>>163020005
nobody plays blackwing technician anymore

>>163020070
Mage is second best in arena currently.

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>>163019525
>Those potions
>Kabal Chemist
>Shadow Word Horror
>Harrison over Ooze
>Thoughtsteal
>Cabal Shadow Priest
>Kabal Courier

boy what the FUCK do you think you're doing. You're facing a shitton of aggro and running greedy as fuck cards, you have exactly two early game taunts and 1 minion you can even play on 3, no wonder you're losing to warriors, shamans, and rogues, and only 2 board clears (3 if you really want to count chillmaw but that's turn 7 and dragonfire is already pushing it at turn 6)

>>163020316
no no it's the blizztards fault

>>163020245
Just curious, 2nd to who?

>>163020134
just like every other deck

>>163020005
and it's still mediocre

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RopeCoach must be hyper or on speed/amphetamines today, hes only roping on 9/10 turns not all of them

>>163020316
I REALLY like Pint Sized Potion + Cabal/SW:H

I'll give your llist a go anyway, looks more standard.

>>163020430
Warlock

>>163020430
2nd to Abyssal Enforcer

>>163020492
>two card situational combo
>in a deck with almost 0 card draw
>"nice game blizztards"

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>>163020461
he just span in his chair once out of rage

oh god the absolute madmans out of control

>>163020005
replace
>3 mana 3/5
with
>3 mana 3/4+3

Either way. Turn 1, you play the 2/3, opponent coins war axe, kills it. Turn 2, you play the 2/4, opponent plays buc and kills the 2/4 with the warrior axe + patches and has a 3/2 on the board. Good luck with the rest of the game!

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>>163020639
I got crazy dejavu reading this post and looking at the video on my second monitor, so just letting you know this has already happened. This thread already 404'd in some other world.

Lifecoach so mad

>>163021073
Oops, and Nzoth's first mate to keep the 3/2 at 3. :x

>turn 1
>druid goes jade idol shuffle coin jade idol shuffle
>against hunter
>at rank 6
how the fuck do players this bad get so high?

>>163021110
ok

>>163021236
smoking weed bro

>>163021236

Hunter doesn't exist on ladder presently so it doesn't surprise me he doesn't know what he's doing.

>>163021236
he's on the argus plan

>>163021236
next level plays against your mill hunter you shitter

>Hero health no longer has a cap.

there, Hearthstone saved.

>>163021435
>Reno instantly wins games

>>163021435
let me guess, you think tank up is strong

>>163021435
>play reno
>infinite health

silly

>>163021539
>>163021525
reno "only" heals for 30, not for infinite

>>163021435
>reno
>buffer overflow
>die

>>163021435

>Murdering mage and hunter

>>163021435
this makes renolock and priest stupidly overpowered and alexstrasza a must include for every single control deck in existence until the end of time.

>double click Hearthstone desktop icon
>Shadowverse launches
there, Hearthstone saved.

New player with about 2k dust here, what are some good decks to craft for climbing the ladder? I mostly play Mage, Shaman and Warrior.

Important cards I'm currently missing;

*Ragnaros the Firelord
*Alexstrasza
*Kazakus
Manic Soulcaster
Ice Block
Cabalist's Tome
*Patches the Pirate
*Aya Blackpaw
*White Eyes

I could craft Pirate Warrior but it seems that people are playing control and taunt decks above rank 15 to counter it.

>>163021435
no it isn't

>>163021846
>icons on desktop
wew, neo-4chan

>lose because LOL POWER OVERWHELMING OFF DARK PEDDLER

F U C K

Y O U

>>163022189
pirate warrior is one of the few viable decks before you get 5-7 legendaries

>>163022189
get 2 shredders, 2 belchers and dr boom

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Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just auto concede when I see a Warlock when I'm playing Reno Mage

>>163022365
The fact that the game went long enough to let him assemble the combo says enough

>>163022536
could be zoo

>>163022536
Because you can Alexstraza + Burn him after Reno?

>>163022536
what? That's an auto win, post deck list

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hearthstone and contemplating suicide

>>163022189
Ragnaros is really good. I got lucky early on and got both Rag and Sylvannus, but disenchanted them like a huge goddamn idiot because I felt like I needed other 'basic' cards that everyone else was running more.

Disenchating them cursed me and my last three legendary drops where Lorewalker Cho.

Don't make my mistakes. Make Rag.

>>163022536
wait for him to jaraxxus or drop below 15, and burn him down.

>>163022536
3 reasons.
1) They can get a shit draw and you can get a good draw, you probably have like at least a 25% chance overall versus them
2)Might not be reno lock, could be another deck
3) Reno lock is "da best deck" and lots of retards are net decking it. I've beaten quite a few reno lock players who though they had just enough life to survive but I burned them out, a lot of shutters are playing the deck and if you out skill them you can win

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>>163022604
I've been combo'd from turn fucking 8, you can lick my fucking taint you little shit.

>durr deck with a million boardclears and taunts makes the game go long

fuck off gul'dan, literally every control deck loses to Renolock now. Good job forcing the meta into either hyper aggro or play fucking Renolock

>>163022760
>he isnt stupid and doesnt drop jaraxxus before you show your burn
wewwwww rank 20s

What card would you remove from the game if possible?
I'd go with preparation

Friend asked me for advice what lego he should craft. He have Alex, Reno, King Crush and Yogg
We both like Idea of crafting Ragnaros or Ysera. Which one? Is there any better choice?

>>163023012
are you a blizzard emplyee?
also
>jade idol

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>>163023012
mountain giant

dumb question but has sjow played on stream yet? i swear all i see is fucking lifecoach/amaz/reynad

>>163022847
>dark peddler into po into turn 8 combo
You got nut drawer senpai, suck it up

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What the fuck blizzard
http://i.imgur.com/WYdXmQU.png

>>163023006
you will find retards too stupid to play their matchups right all the way up to legend, newfriend. especially with decks that are mostly easy to play, like renolock.

>>163023181
He's playing on the B stream right now /taketvblack

>>163023385
stealth only counts for the opponent you retard

what's worse?

1) full aggro face pirate warrior
or
2) hunter with pre nerf undertaker and mad scientists

>>163023385
what are you asking

>>163023569
if the answer is not immediately obvious to you you simply started recently

>>163023569
miracle rogue

t. ban chode

>>163023552
Then it should fucking say OPPONENTS cant target it not what ever it says now

>>163023569
Today's aggro shaman

>>163023569
pirate warrior is stronger but just because of power creep. underhunter was relatively stronger

>>163023681
get used to it. hearthstone cards often don't exactly do what they say.

RENO MAGE IS SUCH FUCKING GARBAGE WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY THIS FUCKING DECK

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Sneed's, right?

>>163023817
>t. someone who lost to reno mage

>>163023908
yes

what was the source of scamaz anyway

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>Zalae will never farm your cucumber

>Sjow getting Windfury from Swashburglar on the B-stream
wew lads

>>163023817
>value cards
>aoe
>ice block
>huge potential burst from hand

>>163024281
Are ugly players confined to B stream?

>>163024281
not nearly as strong as the pilfered power he got yesterday

>>163023817
literally just to cuck combo players ice block reno is the closest to a counter we've got

>>163024209
something about atlc invites

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Oh okay

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c4mlann pls

>>163023681
You must be retarded

>>163025017
what in the fuck was he thinking

LIKE

just shoot him in the face twice you're at 28

>>163025017
bring back the patrician face hunter mirrors

>>163025017
>>163025229
what happened i was taking a shit

I came in here for the first time just to say how fucking garbage that camlan guy is

>>163025397
I like you

>>163025017
cucktrol shitters will deny this

>>163025343
took priest over hunter hero power
he was at 28 and had board
opponent was at 11

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Amaz will win this tournament.

>>163025773
control_player_tries_an_aggro_deck.png

how do they decide who goes on a stream and b stream probably missed j4ckie playing feelsbadman

>>163026197
Groups A and C are on main stream. B and D are on B-stream.

hey I came in late, is there a link to this stream y'all are watching?

>>163026197
always watch both streams

also remember that B never has the terrible "professional" casters. only players commentating.

>>163025779

valeera and jaina, itty bitty asian titty edition!

>>163025773
opponent had 11 with his 5 on board so it was 6health

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why aren't you in Germany right now

>>163026521
Who are all those asian chicks?

>>163026521
dont want to get rapefugees'd

>>163026402
google "twitch", newfag

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>Mana Wyrm
>Frostbolt

>>163026521
Because i'm not a streamer so it would be akward as fuck since i'm not in the circle

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>>163026775
>newfag

>>163026624
le streamers

>>163026972
they are french too?

Who are all these people in the background? Doesn't even seem like they're watching the games

>there are 2 - 3 /svg/ threads a day, all filled up
>meanwhile /hsg/ struggles to fill up a single day in one day
Why is this the case? No, really, I actually want to know.

>>163027119
likely that /svg/ has a younger playerbase

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We need more grill casters

>>163027119
shittons of quality fan art to post

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>>163027056
middle one is american, the girls she is in between are norwegian

>Finley
>Teaches your character and they learn a new skill.
>Ragnoros
>Can't move but can throw big fireballs
>Morose
>Actors play the part of powerful beings.
>Reno Jackson....

Please respond...

>>163027569
holla holla get dolla

>>163027569
It's supposed to represent, coming in the clutch at the last moment. Have you ever seen the Indiana Jones movies. He "almost dies" like 10 times in each film, and then makes a clean escape.

>>163027269
I've yet to see a good female caster in all my time watching esports, so no we don't.

>>163027569
>Moroes
>Actors play the part of powerful beings
you mean Barnes, right?

>>163027991

Obviously

>>163027569

More than half of HS cards have no flavor tied to its effect, you're expecting too much of blizzard

>>163028202

Pretty much every adventure legendary does.

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Rate my Jade N'zoth deck. I think it's better than kripps list. The one healing wave is actually more useful against aggro then two Jinyus. Also Jinyu is weak against dragon priest. This deck can easily out value reno match ups as well. One devolve is very good as a third hex in control match ups.

>>163028287
lol

>>163028287
chromaggus has 2 heads so you get 2 cards lol

>>163028385

Your move creep.

Find me ones that don't.

>beejay
why

>>163027569
Big reward after a big risk (playing one-offs).

The reward could have been anything, it didn't need to be heals it could have been anything substantial, the entire concept around Reno was "make a risky deck, be rewarded for finally 'discovering' and 'digging' him up".

>>163028627
>Forsen fan
Explains it all

>paladin
>in almost 2017
What's next, Hunter? Ha-ha-ha

Has J4ckie played yet?

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ohshit

>>163028893
he's long out
casting on /taketvblack right now

>>163029036
he would've won if didn't leave his questing at 4 health

>>163028385

Literally the only ones are chrome, Emperor, reno and possibly brann.

>>163029306
What even is the explanation for Brann's ability, you double dwarf?

>Finja attacks my minion
>is at 2/2 now
>summons a Murloc Warleader
>is at 4/4 (2 health missing)
>I kill Warleader
>Finja is at 2/4 (full health)
Why is this allowed?

>>163029423
ol' two dicks brann

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People still play this game?
When shadowverse exists?
lol?

>>163029530
Because that's how aura buffs work

>>163029596
no one actually plays it they just like to watch cucknard get mad

>>163029596
We just watch streamers getting rekt by RNG

I'm rooting for Reynad today what the hell

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>>163030001

>>163027410
I want to cum on her legs.

>>163030001
reynad trying hard to throw an extremely favoured matchup

i'm fucking howling

>yanyuk is yawning
>lifecoach so over-excited he misses an attack
the spectrum

>>163029985
this, Hearthstone is the best game to watch, not play

>>163030747
It really is.
Poker with memes.

reynad
where did it all go so wrong

The games are taking so fucking long today. This is only a 4th round too, there's still one more after this

>>163031032
lifecoach getting ice block is just the cherry on top

These Lifecoach roping mind games. Reynad will get tilted off the Earth

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>lifecoach is guaranteed to win
>still ropes
absolute madman

>>163031190
>operative punishes you for running good cards
really makes you think

>>163031032
when he thought he was good enough to play freeze

>>163031313
It's just mindgames, Lifecoach is seriously evil

>>163031313
>not getting maximum value from your dragon spies

>>163031313
Please do not bully he has the tisms'

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>reynad plays
???????????

why are you not playing the superior shadowverse? Legit question, have you not tried it yet?

>>163031543
freaking shieldbearer, lifecoach played that badly, too obvious

yesss a good player getting fucked by bad draws, delicious

>>163031550
read the thread
no one is playing shit in here

>>163026521
nnnng kitty stockings

i love this. reynad looks like he wants to fucking kill himself

>>163031550
SV is too weeb for me. I play neither and watch memestreamers instead.

I love seeing curve preist get punished for bloating their five drops

>>163030747

Its so great seeing streamers getting blown out by RNG, but the moment I get screwed on a 50-50 I close the game and don't play for the next 3 days

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anyone else feel bad for him

karma for coining out the 1/3

>>163031862
genius deck builder right there

could use more 5 mana cards though

>>163031862
>run 8 five drops
>draw them
You can't make this up XD

>>163029596
Shadow verse is fucking gay and for weebs

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BRINGING IT BACK BOYS

forsen and his bitch on b-stream

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45 minute video of Reynad complaining about drakanoid when?

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Should I swap out a coin for conceal?

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Gonna talk a bit more about this when the stream's over, but in non-esports news...

/hsg/ has taken Top 8 in the VGL7! That means that out of roughly 40 generals on /vg/ who entered the tournament, we're in the best 8 of them.

We just keep on winning and winning.

Nice Rogue hand EleGiggle

>>163032350
no

>>163030001
>>163032358

This is the effect of Trump's America.

>>163031404
Germans, what are ya gonna do.

>>163032772
What'd I do. I'm just informing the thread about how the soccer team is winning again.

dog is fucking THAT?

nice hand reynad

>>163033145
what

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https://translate.google.com/#en/fr/shaman

>>163031404
He's made himself rich playing poker, this is child's play to him.

So its now the second day in a row that the casters are somewhat wierd. I can see no professionalism at all. 24/7 memeing, and akward comments. And this is not something new to HS. Hopefully this will change. Having to mute the stream because of unprofessionalism is not healthy

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Buff Murlocs, any tips on how to improve? I'm thinking Bran is too greedy and slow.

>>163033808

Garbage game deserves garbage quality commentating.

>>163033817
sure m8

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>>163033446
he could have anyone
rururu

>>163033817

Welp, I guess I assumed too much.

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does reynad finally kill himself tonight

>>163033808
Seatstory isn't a super serious tournament. There's a fucking bar in the venue.

>>163033991
Welll he is a dog

>>163033808
seat story has always been like this, go paint your wall and watch it dry.

>>163033995
Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

>>163032350

You should swap one fan of knives or si:7 for conceal.

Maybe add a questing too.

>>163033991

Really? Damn he must have low self esteem.
rururu

>>163033991
Nice jawline

>>163033991
Maybe she has a nice personality

>>163034135
>live tournament earnings
anon...

>>163034114
this is the first time i've seen it and its been hilarious so far. i like seeing the different personalities of all the players, and hearing their opinions.

ostkaka is pretty savage

>>163033991
she looks fine why are you hating

>>163032772
Fucking Trump will start WW3 with his russian hacking bullshit

Reynard drew nothing but weapons
I would literally murder everyone present

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>>163034258
>>163034331

Strong decks that are actually fun to play? I've been doing pirate warrior and shaman since I started playing again like a week ago, shits a fucking snore.

Also the new quests are absolute ass, they take 3-4x longer to do. Pretty sure Blizzard wasn't happy with people being able to log in and knock out a daily for 40g in less than half an hr, so they churned out quests that take longer to get done cause fuck you stop buying content with game gold

Actually that just made me realize I fucking loathe this game and the kikes at Blizzard. Fuck them, disregard my question. I don't even know why I'm still typing. Oh yeah, I'm on le drugs. im hardcore. i aint even gonna post this shit. This game is pretty le retarded desu baka maf a lam

>>163033808
SeatStory Cup is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and silly.

Half of them are drunk while playing/casting.

Soothe your autism.

>>163033991
I thought dog lives with sister

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just how rich is lifecoach?

from the small bit you can see on his stream you can tell he lives in a nice ass house. he doesn't even have a donation button.

I was in his stream one time and he was talking about how since they moved, he flies their barber to them like once a month for haircuts...

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>Reynad lost

>>163034135
>1 live tournament is his entire winings
>implying live earnings were even a fraction of poker pros careers during the poker bubble times

he made millions online m8 and so did a lot of pther people who never won a single live tournament

>>163034616
He made millions on poker and only plays HS to fuck around

>>163034616
Lifecoach flew me out to breed his wife, paided me 50k.

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>>163034414

I don't know why I keep spending money on this game. That shit they're pulling with killing two adventures at once is some real shady stuff. I should just uninstall.

>>163034616
quick google search says he earned over 8m in online poker, so that should get you a nice house.

>>163034808

>You will never be good enough at online poker to so much as break even, let alone make 8 million

>>163034907
isn't poker a solved game

>>163034616
he talked about it many times, he made millions in the real estate business in britain after his poker career

he talked about how he was addicted to buying rolex watches

he talked about the palm tree in his house and how expensive it was to switch it out because the whole place was built around it

he's talked about his cars multiple times

if you watch his stream regularly, it's easy to tell the guy has infinite money

>>163034976
not the betting part

>eKop casting

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>2016
>Not playing Murgoon Aggro Pally

Tier 2 deck that's being slept on imo

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>>163034616
watching some of his lifecoaching vids this is how his story goes:

>gets tired of being a wagecuck washing dishes for a living
>goes full autism on poker for like 10 years and makes millions
>invests in stock and gets lucky with some shit like getting into tesla early
>gets into the property market in london and makes even more money
>starts some company in london to keep the money flowing
>just plays games all day now and doesn't have to worry about a thing

>>163035249
>draw warleader
>win
nice story

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why is there no kripparian at ssc?

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>>163035291
>ywn escape being a wagecuck

>>163034976
how could one possibly solve a game that has probabilities associated with it? at best, you would just be able to identify the most statistically likely play at any given time based on the current conditions of the game, but that doesn't help to tell you the outcome of the game.

"A solved game is a game whose outcome (win, lose, or draw) can be correctly predicted from any position, assuming that both players play perfectly"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solved_game

How long is Renolock going to be a thing? When is RenoJackson rotating out?

I don't want to craft Jaraxxus if the deck is kill soon.

>>163035249
Wow, don't know why that cropped like that. That's turn 4 btw.

>>163035385
Well yeah, that's why the deck works. Murloc synergy is almost enough to overcome the general inconsistency of handbuff cards.

>>163035387
Kripp and Trump are both conspicuously absent

IT'S A

FULL HOUSE

>>163035387
he said he wouldn't be going to events very much any more because of the dog and rania

>>163034616
>from the small bit you can see on his stream you can tell he lives in a nice ass house.
>he hasn't seen the legendary "what I do in my breaks vid"

>lifecoach1981/v/78371000

>>163035249

Can I see your list? I'm trying out that idea too.

Mine is >>163033845

I've had some fun playing this.

>>163034976
>>163035494
there's plenty of factors outside the game to take advantage of. really can't recommend watching lifecoach's stream to catch his rants enough. he abused the system by keeping a low profile and playing famous, successful players.

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Look who I found in Arena.

>>163035827
SHUT IT DOWN

>>163035925
There are probably 5500 people named jones playing arena

>>163023681
Now it just says [b]Stealth[/b].

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>>163035669
>his house has a fucking elevator

jesus christ

>>163035249
There are better aggro decks which curve out more consistently. Also I hate murloc theme in paladin.

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>>163035746
Sure, sure. I would cut most of the non-Murlocs. Selfless Hero is better for this deck than Squires. Small-Time Recruits is absolutely crucial for this deck to function though, Meanstreet Marshalls are better than Hoarders, but I wouldn't craft them if you don't have them.

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whoever this girl in the middle is needs to stand up and let us get a good look

>>163036098
>>his house has a fucking elevator
/shrug

so did my childhood home, can be pretty common depending on where you live and the style of the house. I noticed its pretty much non existent in colonial American homes, you'd think burgers would be able to stay fit with all the climbing they do.

>>163036301
naniheichou, forsen's wife and standard twitch whore

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Does anyone have tips/guides for using nourish correctly/playing Jade Druid in general?

I tend to just play minions instead of nourishing until like turn 8 and I feel like that's wrong but I'm not sure when I should and shouldn't be using it.

>>163036448
didn't know he was married. she's pretty hot.

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4 Frostbolts makes Kazakus look a bit dodgy.

>>163036461
tip: don't play jade druid

>>163036596
pick millhouse
people never get spells in arena anyway

>>163036448
are they actually married? or are you just memeing?

she's cute but the makeup game is too obvious.

>>163036627
I spent all my dust and it's fun though wwweeehhh

>>163036596
Easy wrathion you already have one dragon.

>>163036652
meme
yeah she's pretty hot

>>163036596
wrathion is pretty good for an arena minion

>>163036596
Obviously millhouse

>>163036286

Wow I forgot about Small Time Recruits. I don't have them yet maybe that's why. All these cards being epics doesn't help. Great info

>>163036461
jade druid is one of the easiest decks in the game lmfao

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>>163035291
>>163035468
>tfw you're too autistic to socially fit in
>not autistic enough to do anything amazing

>Dragon Warrior
>still has pirates because they are too good not to include
this is not ok.

why are you up at 1 am watching HS?

>>163037664
why not?

>>163037647
you neither need to fit in nor do something amazing

>>163037647
It's cuckoo banana madness that you're even alive at all.
You should appreciate that.

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>>163037725
>Euros

>>163038145
lol and he is closer to the camera

>trashtalking the "Inn Crowd"
god that cartoon was trash

also why isn't Frodan actually there instead of the recording

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>>163034616

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>>163038276
>>163038276

>>163038336
>blue hair on marriage day
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163038336
would hit

>>163038336
but I thought he was KappaPride

>>163038491
>not committing to a life of memes

>>163038584
I dont think it's his wife. Maybe his sister

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>>163038336
wait a minute....Frodan is straight?!?!?

seems like we ran out of memes

>ran out of internet
how does that work

>>163039510
happens a lot in germany

I don't even hate Noxxious anymore

CRAZY

isn't it like midnight in germany

>>163040108
almost 2 am

>>163023569
If underhunter still existed with mad sci, old untertaker and old ironbeak owl it would be s tier

>>163040598
not really since the only reason it was so strong was that only waraxe could contest it at the time, now theres much more early game

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>Enemy turn 1 STB+Patches into t2 FWA
>Mulligan manacosts are 5/9/6
Kill me

>>163037179
am i being bullied

>>163041169
play Cunnyverse

ayy video games are back and dog is on stream which makes me horny

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>Playing Pirate Miracle
>One win away from ranking up
>Patches in my opening hand after the mulligan
>Every single time
>Even the time where I managed to finally win

And fuck Shaman while we're at it.

>>163017818
Cannot wait until this prick rotates

>>163039629
>>163039510
isn't it against the law to have events past 8pm in notNazi Germany or something?

>>163038336
You know, maybe we just pretend these internet personalities have undesirable lives because we want to compensate for our own dissatisfactions.

Maybe these people get opportunities and attention because they know how to live their life.

>>163042373
Probably only applies to outdoor events.

Should you always play around AoE from Kazakus?
Greedily playing into a Hellfire has fucked me up too many times

>>163042373
how would you even enforce that?

>>163043091
with guns!

>>163043091
With police in a non-violent manner.

Like most first world countries would do.

>>163043083
depends on the deck you're playing and your board position

>>163043083
>not playing around mind control tech
>even if he is never played

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>found old clip of Hearthstone I took almost exactly a year ago
>rank 7

Those were the days.

>>163043251
okay more specifically, would you play a feral spirit on 5 after he played Kazakus on 4? As opposed to playing 7/7 or some shit
I feel like this shit is impossible to play around

>>163043226
>>163043109
but what makes something an event? is having your family over for christmas an event? how would you even find the event???

>>163043083
Depends how much you have to lose if it is AoE.

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Post things (other than Hearthstone) that were a waste of your money.

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>When they play your win condition with Dirty Rat
>Without some way of removing it

What exactly was your plan, man.

I mean thanks for letting me have a full turn's worth of mana for Auctioneer but did you REALLY need a taunt minion?

>>163043091
flogging
amputation
stoning
decapitation
Sharia law is quite detailed on various punishments

>>163043459
>sea witch aviana memes
I really wish there was a sea witch aviana/ysharjj deck that wasn't meme shit

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>Your opponent plays his golden patches from hand

>>163043529
well Germany opposes individual thought nowadays so you can kind of expect them to enforce themselves, or else you can pull the nazi card

>>163043529
Probably if it's too loud and public without some sort of permit.

>>163043608
"lol"

>>163043597
He might have predicted you had a hand full of spells and guessed wrong. Or that something else would pop out.

>>163043563

I'm amazed at how fast that game died

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>>163043563
And time. Meta is super stale don't listen to these fags.

>>163043958
>died
It's Blizzard's hottest game right now, how out of the loop are you?