/palg/ - Paladins General

first for >>162703292 getting btfo

ded

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>>162703270
Second for despair

l e t ᠎ ᠎i t ᠎ ᠎d i e
i ᠎ ᠎d ᠎ ᠎i ᠎ ᠎o ᠎ ᠎t

when will hirez allow the player to see the cooldown of their allie's abilities?
I'm tired of being bullied for not being able to heal 1 second after my teammate dies

>>162703847
should be healer only, if anything
and maybe frontliner's shield
i dont want a cluttered screen full of cooldown icons, that would be too much

>>162703270
>NOTE
Wait really? Is this recent? Because my early games were laggy as fuck for a while because my brother was downloading tranny porn or whatever.

>>162704143
Been like that since day 1 on Steam at least.

>>162704143
You'll be playing with real people in your team fighting against bots

good loadouts for shen hua?

>>162704231
Well shit, I hadn't suspected a thing. The lag really sold it.

>>162704314
I honestly thought it was just a rush of new players and lousy matchmaking at first.

Newfag to the game here, what are some champions I should pick up? Something fun and useful ideally. I was thinking about Buck, I already have Bomb King.

>>162704836
cassie/androxus since they are the only ones who arent gonna get nerfed anytime soon

>>162704836
It depends what you like. Who else have you played?

>>162704902
Isn't Cassie free? But yeah I'll look into Androxus next.

>>162704946
Big fan of Bomb King and the stealth gal who's name escapes me.

>>162703847
you deserve to get bullied for picking pip when there's no other supports on the team

>>162705092
If you want to try other classes, you might like Pip, Makoa, and Maldamba. Their projectiles are sort of similar to BK's, but they'll play very different.

> the stealth gal who's name escapes me
Skye?

>>162705345
Yeah, Skye thats the one. I have to level 12 champions so screw it might as well try out them next. Thanks Anon.

>>162705662
>I have to level 12 champions
Gotta warn you, competitive is kind of overrated.

>>162705782
Meh, a goal is a goal. Might as well be aiming toward something, hopefully people aren't too toxic on competitive but whatever.

>>162705974
>hopefully people aren't too toxic on competitive
It's like 50/50 in my experience. Best just to learn to mute people who are being a problem.

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Ying is my waifu please be kind to her and always play her with respect.

>>162706192
What did she mean by this?

OB39 really was the last nail in the coffin, wasn't it?

>>162707563
Matchmaking was always spotty but adding bad nerfs/balance on top killed the fun. I'm just logging in for the dally rewards til 40 or 41.

Die

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>implying i'll ever get nerfed

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remov sky

eat shit nerds
i was last

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I want Evie to tell me she loves me while we snuggle by the window watching the snow outside while we sip our hot chocolate......................................

retard

I deleted the shortcut of paladins
Give me one reason to not delete the rest of the game hirez, just one

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>>162714701
do it for her.

>>162714701
I give them one more update to save the game
who am I kidding

>>162714968
She is just a former shadow of herself

>>162714982
They could fix everything in just a single update, but they wont

>>162714701
the new anticheat software

y is low rez stopid?

>>162714701
>no update till the end of holidays

You wont regret anything, you'd have a better Christmas and new year at least.

>>162707563
>>162708296
This, use to love and praise the game now its just over...

>>162714701
Less christals when youre back.

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I want Evie to grant me a swift death along with /palg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>162718713

Ded

Gaem

Ded

Gaem

Why does this general even exist anymore?

>>162726013
Because at some parts of the day some people discuss Paladins.
It's just not at this part of the day.

I unironically enjoy Androxus' edginess. Now if only I were any good with him...

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>>162726013

coz the subreddit is full of salt and pandering

>>162727106
i was hoping this would be sfm

D

E

D

Thursday is a patch show.
Hopefully Hi-rez will bless us with more waifus so this general and game don't die.

>>162732030
>boosters
>pls buy our chests guys
>boosters
>Andrew Johnson and Piggu buffed because they underperform
>Ying's illusions heal once every 10 seconds now
>skins for [Champ You Don't Play]
>more chests
>more boosters
>aggression untouched
>no new maps
>no new champ
>Wetbear acts oblivious about or dodges literally all the problems mentioned

Oh boy, I can't wait.

>>162732030
I hope the new Damage champ is good.

>>162726214
I'm thankful we have salty OW fans to bump it for us.

i'm glad i got a free copy of overwatch from the giveaway
way better than this shitty overwatch clone made for poorfags lmfao

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>>162732558
>Ying's illusions heal once every 10 seconds now
Okay, you got me with that one.

>>162732942
>>162733257
Speak of them and they immediately show up.

>tfw last night I dreamt that a Paladins hotfix removed EAC
>my last login was five days ago

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Tyra is going to be a qt blonde pirate girl, A QT BLONDE PIRATE GIRL.

D E D

E

D

>>162734872
Is she? She has a lot of stuff about hunting. And Hyper Beam for some reason.

>>162736258
No. But I wish she would be.

>>162736563
It's okay, I'm still hoping she somehow turns out to be a frontline.

>>162734710
im seriously not even going to install the game anymore until they remove that shit
i dont want a god knows what running in the background logging everything i type

ded

>>162737493
You're on Linux you compiled yourself, right?

your face is fucking dead

>>162737494
Yeah the last post was 2 minutes ago, w're fucking dead wow.
faggot

>>162737708
Nope, we're dead. So dead he needs to be devoted to bumping us to the top.

>>162734710
They need an anti-cheat, just not that one. Shame there aren't a lot of great options, and especially no good ones to keep people banned in F2P.

ded

What am I supposed to target as Andro? Tank, Support, Damage or other flanks? Some times some fag complains I don't kill damages and other times that I don't flank flanks. I personally like to kill the tank fast to create an opening.

Why is competitive level 4 on heroes, anyways? It'd make more sense at 5 to match how you fight bots until level 5.

>>162740481
Kill everything
DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL and shiet
> Some times some fag complains
[VVGQ]

>>162740481
Prioritize damage, but if you can take out other flanks without much risk, go for it. There's sort of rock-paper-scissors with flanks going after damage, damage going after tanks, tanks being best at dealing with flanks. It's not super strict, but it usually works out that way.

>Some times some fag complains I don't kill damages and other times that I don't flank flanks.

They'd complain either way. All they know is it's not their fault.

>>162740481
If you want to be a real pain, hide near the enemy base occasionally and shoot them off their horses right when they leave spawn.

>>162741451
You, I like.

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>>162705092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI

>>162741912
She looks like she's disgusted at you.

TIME'S TICKING

>>162744091
HEARS THE WINE DAB

>>162744208

BARRAGE INCOMING

>>162726804
I feel the same way

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>>162745484
Same here too. Wonder what it is about him.

Why can't I queue ranked?

>>162748775
Do you have enough level 4 characters?

>>162745484
>>162748649
It's because he's so unironically edgy that it's funny. Also helps that his abilities make him a viable character.

>>162734710
Let's be serious now, is EAC worth risking or not?

I'm really on the fence about it. Just to clarify, what does the EAC do again? All the talking about the program browses your computer and shit scares me.

>>162749159
How do you know that it is unironically

>>162748840
Yea but ranked queue was locked for me for like an hour. Happened yesterday as well

I introduce this game to a friend and he really liked it, he said that he was doing really well, should I reveal it to him or not?

>>162750119
It's sort of scaremongering. A lot of games have something that can do as much as it.

>>162750673
Wait for him to get to level 5 at least.

>>162703478
>l e t ᠎ ᠎i t ᠎ ᠎d i e
its console shit tho
i would love to play it if it were in pc ;_;

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>>162751219

>>162751219
nigger what are you on about

>>162713419
Best Christmas ever.

>>162751219
I get it

>>162752523
explain

RIP

first /rwg/, now this. this shit board can't even sustain one of the currently most played games on steam

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>>162758874
That's all the shit dead game's fault

S u r g i n g

>>162751945
>>162752061
let it die its a f2p for ps4

>>162760412
>that works as a good counter to flanks.
That's what she's designed to do

>>162760464
N o t y e t

>>162758874
>he thinks Paladins is still one of the most played games on Steam
It's dying. Blame the devs for pandering to casuals and killing all the fun.
http://steamcharts.com/app/444090#3m

>>162758874

>being suprised Lo-Rez can't sustain a game.

So I'm guessing this is your first rodeo with them?

All this shit makes me miss Monday Night Combat. OH why did it have to die ;_;

>>162761048
That's sad, peaks used to be around 50k.

From now on, nobody gets to bitch about how awful anybody is at this game until they play at least five games in Customs.

>Tfw no interesting event

https://www.paladins.com/12-days-of-paladins-dec-16-27/

>>162762909
>unlock all heroes
Temporarily? Considering the next one has them all unlocked, I can only assume so.
Kinda lackluster event regardless. If they were dropping holiday chests, sure, but plain old radiants?

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>>162762909
>more XP and gold and some chests shit
LMAO

Kill me. Kill this general. Kill this game.

>>162762909
Yeah it's just all unlocked during those days. I wonder if it'll actually work this time, I remember the game would crash when people picked things that they didn't have during one of the events.

>>162763410
I'm expecting a lot of "X didn't make a selection" booting.

rip in pip

>>162763238
I'm actually OK with free radiant chests because I want the emotes and MVP poses and buying radiant chests is not worth it.

>>162762007
>Hi-Rez can't sustain a game
>Smite staying steady
>Paladins doing fine
>Even Tribes still has servers despite not having players

>>162763238
>If they were dropping holiday chests, sure, but plain old radiants?
They really should've given one free holiday chest out Christmas-time, but made more of the champions get actual sets instead of just one thing. Then we get something nice for free, more people will log on for it, and plenty of people will be encouraged to buy more to get the rest of the sets.

>>162750119
From what I understand, it keeps an eye on other processes running and that's about it. It has the ability to take screenshots in Competitive Counter-Strike Leagues, but the TO has to opt in. It doesn't keylog, it doesn't take screenshots of your computer, and it's not Russian Malware.

>>162750119
Are you afraid they are going to find out about your cheese pizza collection?

How do I emote and use voice commands on PS4?

>>162773506
first, you need to install it on pc you loser

>>162773641

My friend gave me an invite and we play together or else I would.

>>162771797
What else would Russians want with my computer?

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Hey /palg/, do you like videogames?

I like videogames.

You're not getting anymore bumps from me. Good riddance.

DEATH AWAITS THIS THREAD

>>162781961
TIME'S TICKING FOR THIS "COMMUNITY"

I will not bump, not yet amigo.

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What cards do you use with snake man?

Remove Cassie when?

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No but really, what the fuck happened here?

I don't want meme answers. Was OB39 SO bad that it managed to kill threads that got at least a moderate amount of activity?
Did everyone burn out?

What in the fuck happened?

>>162784675
The patches have legitimately gotten worse and worse. I really hope someone at hirez realizes this and turns things around because I think the game has so much potential but I know that's not going to happen.

>>162784675
update after update drybear comes up with the most retarded balance ideas
>buffs wrecker to be even more ridiculous
>nerfs grover's health
>nerfs totem's health
>then reverts it because it was a "bug"
>then grohk's ult got gutted for whatever reason
>then they released another shitty champ so now you have to deal with 2 kinessas on your team
>then they nerfed some more tanks and supports, including gutting ying's healing for the dumbest reason possible
>then they completely killed grohk's totem
>removed drogoz's mobility because they decided they want him to be viktor 2.0
>poppy bomb barely pushes as it used to
>they plan to buff cassie and androxus, two of the most effective chars in game
>they dont see anything wrong with incitement

its gonna keep going downhill, considering next champ is yet another damage and we wont hear of another support in at least a few months

Hey guys patch preview tomorrow at 4pm et guys :3 pixie

>>162784675
This general has always been slow. There have been "ded thred ded gaem" posts for months and almost every thread reaches page 10 multiple times over its lifetime.

It's just that its gradually getting even slower as more people get bored with the game or frustrated by the updates and leave and those that are left simply run out of things to talk about.

>>162784928
>>162785225
We should make an effort to get Alyssa to tell Drybear to stop being an incompetent fuck and unJUST his fucking game already. How is it possible our dumb asses have more common sense and know more about game design than his retarded ass?

After all we know she's around us in this pool of insufferable turbofags sometimes.

>>162785329
Why is Drybear trying to kill his own game?
Does he have a gun to everyone's head?
Is Alyssa single?

>>162785693
We both are here ~Pixie

>>162785780
I don't think it's his intention. Best thing is to tweet at him and post on Reddit and on the feedback forms they send out.

Sadly she's engaged :c

>>162784675
No new heroes.
Frontliners are the worst role, but mandatory in every game.
Actually being the payload bitch is the worst role.
No new modes.
The strongest/most popular heroes are getting buffs.

There's no reason to keep playing once you unlock everything. Game is in a bad state right now.

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>>162785967
>Sadly she's engaged :c
DON'T RUIN MY DREAM YOU FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162785967
>Sadly she's engaged :c
whats even the point anymore, /palg/? why are we still here?

>>162786094
>There's no reason to keep playing once you unlock everything.
I think this is a big part of it. We at least need a gold sink.

>>162786245
Oh shiiieet I'm sorrryyyyyy

>>162786281 ya I agree ~pixie

>>162786598
You should be able to exchange gold for crystals.
like, a 5000:1 conversion rate or something.

>>162786598
You're not pixie, frick off.

>>162786768 it's a nice idea, but I doubt they'd ever do that ;-;

>>162786768
That seems fair enough. Or if they had some sort of gatcha system that cost like 20k to play.

>>162784675
Nothing much good talk about. I'm looking forward to the new champion but I'm also dreading the next round of nerfs they'll push out with her. I'm just waiting to hear some good news.

>>162786981
Probably not, but it's a common wish. I only ever bought Smite gems when I had grinded enough to have most of what I needed.

>>162787146
They need to drop some more hints so we can argue about changes for season 1.

>>162786818 m8 pls ;__;

>>162786984
You mean like a chest?
A chest that can be bought with coins would be nice though.

>>162787368
This would be better IMO ~pixie>>162787368

>>162787368
Huh, you're right, it is just a chest. I guess we'd just need more things in chests and a way to buy them with gold.

>>162787307
I'm not seeing any proof so you're automatically a phony.

A gold sink would be nice but whats the point if the base game isn't attractive anymore?

>>162787684
The base game will keep changing. Hopefully they fix more things than they break and people come back. They really need an actual holiday event.

u just want me to post a selfie, then shit on it :3 ~pixie

>>162787668
What do you want me to tweet out so I can prove?

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Why is this bitch so fucking OP and nobody talks about it?
>do massive fucking damage every shot
>waaahh but it's slow!!!
>give TWO mobility options to instantly assblast anybody she thinks is far away
>waaahh but she's FRAGILE!!!
>given THREE abilities to completely remove herself from any situation she fucked up in
>waaahh but she's hard to play!!!
>can just teleport 10 feet up from anybody and throw off every class that doesn't constantly look up(i.e. all of them)
>ult is one of the easiest to use, just set it down and watch them struggle as you press LMB and win
>Only counter is Drogoz, and that's with good circumstances and if he has actual skill
>waaahh but wormhole already got nerfed!!!
>went from level 2 being good enough and level 4 being a wheelchair tier crutch to level 2 taking timing and level 4 making you consider the pros and cons
Forget Andre or Cassie, just nerf this cunt already. That's what I want for fucking Christmas.

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>>162788469
"behead those who insult Ying"

>>162788503
Honestly, I don't know. I found her to be incredibly OP before her nerfs, and still pretty damn amazing after. I'd main her if I could play a match where I don't have to be the tank or support.

She's fragile, but also fast and shoots small nuclear warheads.

>>162788694
Have to keep it PC :P

>>162784928
>really hope someone at hirez realizes this and turns things around because I think the game has so much potential
I've been hoping for this since OB30

>>162788827
"a finger wag to those who insult Ying"

>>162788469
"Drybear doesn't know how to design games".

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>>162788827
Incoming nerf for Cassie

>>162788931
Close enough https://twitter.com/HirezPixie/status/809248266659524613

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We have confirmation

>>162789234
K now that's outta the way. What are you afraid of most about what might happen to Paladins

>>162788040
Well if the new champ hits during the 12 days event that would be pretty cool. You'll be able to level her up and get all her stuff quick.

>>162788503
She can be a pain to deal with if played well but as long as you have a halfway competent team who can focus her whenever she gets close or a Makoa, that guy shits on Evie unless you suffer from Parkinson's she doesn't tend to be that big of a deal.

I'd say she's about as OP as Skye i.e not really

>>162789337
The card system being further gutted, hearing Drybear talk about how he wants champion play to be consistent across matches was very disheartening. The ability to customize your champion with cards is the only real thing that sets this game apart, watering it down seems like a fatal error to me.

>>162789337
The buffs and nerfs being swung in the wrong direction. (cassie and andro being untouched while fucking grover got nerfed)

>>162789558
As a player myself it's hard to see things get so gutted and buried in the ground. I legit just have to watch everything and nothing I say or do changes it. I want Paladins to be the best it can be, and hopefully we can stick it out.

>>162789558
Agreed. The slight amount of customization is most of why I kept playing. Even if I end up sticking to one loadout most of the time, tweaking it to fit my playstyle makes it so much more fun.

>>162789234
The absolute madwoman.

>>162789337
More retarded nerfs.
P2W shit.
Andrew Johnson and Cassie left untouched or even fucking buffed.
Aggression is NOT okay.
(Optional but very recommended)Tell Drybear he's an idiot.
Now that I lost my 3DPD waifu Alyssa, I don't want to lose Ying as well. Stop nerfing her to the fucking ground. Please.

Start giving us reasons to discuss the game. This shit is getting more barren by the day.

I'm honestly scared in this next patch and I wish I could tell you guys more. But just know I know how you all feel. Believe me ~pk

>>162789558
Link to Drybear talking about for anyone that hasn't heard it https://youtu.be/oeswETKp5G0?t=829 this is the most recent I think he may have talked about it in an early Q&A too but I don't feel like looking for it right now

>>162789441
>She can be a pain to deal with if played well
That's any class. Difference being, you don't need to play well for Evie to be a pain.
>as long as you have a halfway competent team who can focus her whenever she gets close
That's actually fucking ridiculous. Forget the tank, the healer, nah, we all have to go for the perfectly balanced flank. Because if we don't, we're fucked.
In the end, she's easy to play and hard to deal with.

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This was another thing from drybear that I didn't really understand. He says he likes the idea behind Pip not really being a healing support, but I believe the most recent changes to pip tried to push him away from what he was doing before and more into that healing support role.

I regret not being loud in getting my opinion out there when they first introduced the class system, I felt it was bad for the game but outside of maybe a survey I didn't do much else to let it be known.

>>162790002
Even if nothing gets done, thanks for at least coming and hearing us out

>>162790002
Don't say that! I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight with the all the anticipation of watching all my favorite characters get nerfed to the ground.

Will there at least be a new character released?

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>>162790002
Please answer this: Do you believe this game has a future with the way you're saying it's going?

>>162790591
Not who you're replying to, but I'm pretty sure we're supposed to get another DAMAGE class shown off tomorrow, because that's what we needed.

>>162790002
Thanks for stopping by and letting people vent.

>>162790695
Meh, if the new character is fun I don't really care that it's not the frontliner we needed.

>>162790002
Actually, I don't know what you even do at Lo-Rez. Are you a CM like Alyssa or what?

Because if that's the case, it honestly is depressing a CM would be scared of the backlash of a patch. That tells you something is fundamentally fucked up.

One thing I'd like to know, why does it take so long to get patch notes for this game? Smite gets their patch notes within the hour of their show, we're lucky if we get ours within the same week.

Ban Russians and South Americans.

Pixie explain to us what the EAC does and why the number of cheaters isnt decreasing
Also why wasn't there a notification of its installation?

>>162790941
QA Analyst according to twitter

It's over guys, we had our time.

>>162791406
Apparently it's not out for every account yet.

>>162790269
>Difference being, you don't need to play well for Evie to be a pain
Really? Most of the Evies I come up against are terrible and either make really obvious approaches or try to be an artillery. Both get killed pretty quickly as long as you can take your crosshair off the nando for a moment.
>That's actually fucking ridiculous.
Not really. Most of the cast can kill her in mere seconds and that becomes even easier if she gets into a range where her own weapon is useful.

>>162790002
The old tribes players tried to warn us about how much rez changes games and we did not listen. All I want is for Tyra to be good at this point so we'll see what happens.

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>>162791530
While I know you people are overreacting like you always are, but I would be legitimately sad if Paladins died. It would mean I'd either have to deal with TF2's cancer, or worse, lower myself to actually buying and actually playing... Overwatch...

>>162791875
I meant it like pixie is gone

>>162791875
i just hope that quake champions or diabotical will be good
or at least not ded

>>162791689
>Really? Most of the Evies I come up against are terrible and either make really obvious approaches or try to be an artillery.
New players will be new. I think Bad evies just misunderstand the flank's role and thus fail, because of both incompetence and disadvantages.
>Both get killed pretty quickly as long as you can take your crosshair off the nando for a moment.
>Not really. Most of the cast can kill her in mere seconds and that becomes even easier if she gets into a range where her own weapon is useful.
I think an Evie that understands her kit won't die often. Like I said, she has 3 abilites to completely remove herself from the situation. Ice block to become completely immune to any and all damage, heal, and wait for cooldowns, Soar to pretty much travel halfway across the map or behind immense cover, and Teleport to instantly get away from somebody that might have the upper hand on her. You said it yourself, an entire team needs to focus her to get rid of her.

>>162791467
>At the very root of what they do, QA analysts are testers and problem solvers. Job duties include testing websites or software for problems, documenting any issues and ensuring errors are corrected.

Pixie is now our only hope. Game is dead otherwise as communicating with anyone else is basically like talking to a wall.
At the very very least we have confirmation she knows about the shit they're pulling, but that doesn't guarantee they'll set it straight.

>[Wake me up]

>>162791875
Overwatch? Don't be silly. Gigantic will be on windows 7 soon enough.

>>162792696
it already is

>>162792696
Someone please explain the gigantic meme to me
I played it like a month ago during the beta and it was a broken mess that made no sense

>>162791875
I'd just go back to TF2. OW is too annoying to pay for.

>>162793598
It's either a dying community with long-dead developers or the most streamlined, casual experience the genre has ever had.

This thread will die in my sleep, someone better make a new one for shitposting sometime around the patch show, then that one can die while we wait for patch notes

ded

>>162793829
TF2's community seems fine right now IMO. People complain a lot about it, but the bad parts of it were around years ago. The only thing that changed is the foreign language people are shouting at you in.

>>162796225
not yet amigo

>>162798554
*dies 1 second later*

>>162799271
SURGING
WITH
POWERRRRRR

>>162792696
It's already here, it's already playable, it's completely awful and dead. There is a reason why you haven't heard that it's playable, anon.

>>162792728
>>162793143
link or something
i wanna see this broken mess for myself

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Well guys I tried your game, didn't liked that much so I'm gonna lay it down.
But if anyone want a drawing I'm all ears

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>>162801528
draw a piggy cassie rolling around in the mud

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>>162801528
How about Ying in a bunny suit making a shitload of rabbit-related puns?
Or a catsuit making cat puns.
Or both because >illusions.

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>>162801528
Anything Kinessa pls

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>>162801528
pls draw my fragfu doing something cool

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>>162801528
This, but redrawn with Ying as the Elf, Barik as the dwarf, Pip as the Halfling, and Fernando as the Fighter.

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>>162801731
Just because she's a delicious degree of dark

>>162802062
Maybe also this

In any case I'll finish them at a later time because it's 4 in the morning

>>162802216
Take your time, it's not like we're going anywhere.
And I look forward to it.

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>>162802216
d-dude

I'll be around lurking. Night everyone :3 ~pixie

>>162803763
Don't be surprised when you return to find naught but shitposting or a 404'd thread.

>>162803849
Ye, I'll find the next thread. If y'all ever have questions pm me <3

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>>162804049
goth loli champion when

>>162804336
>Gigantic

>>162786253
just to suffer

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>>162792696
>decide to check it out
>literal pip clone
https://www.gogigantic.com/en/heroes/unclesven

>>162805314
They have a bastion with phara's ult too

My snake likes you

With how things are going with the "intended role" stuff, I'm thinking Gigantic will have a good chance at snatching up some of the Paladins player base.

Commando piece for Buck, or two chests?

>never played the steam version
>Check my Barik skins
>TF2 Barik is unlocked

What the fuck, Hi-rez?

>>162740579
Your OCD is showing, anon

Stop

>>162809346
Commando piece
RNG is bullshit and will always give you items for the characters you don't play

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What did I mean by this?

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>>162813683
What DID I mean by this?

>>162813683
>>162813846
That you need to healslut my tank cock

>>162814629
Ying is a precious waifu who is happily married to the objective.

>>162815153
I'm going to cuck the objective then
This turtle dick ain't healing itself

Ded

>play Makoa
>get shot in the back
>no damage reduction from having big ass shell
WTF Hirez

Recently half of times i press play on launcher nothing happens, and i need to kill paladins process and launch again.

HERE'S THE BUMP UP

Is anyone else getting immediately disconnected one the champ lobby hits 0?

>>162820536
That usually happens if someone doesn't make a selection or ducks out.
However, I rarely see such people hit with deserter penalties.

6 hours till we have something to discuss guys

>>162818246

Launches just fine for me

>>162813846
Not that hard getting potg with ying. Maybe I'm just good with her, though.

>>162822042
>Not that hard
If you solo queue and get dropped in with retards maybe.

>>162822217
I've gone a few matches with 0 deaths, so yeah. Nothing more frustrating than trying to carry potatos, don't get me wrong. What kind if build do you use?

STOP DYING

Tyra is a loli with an explosive teddy bear and grenades.

>Hate playing buck
>Hes my lowest leveled hero
>Proceed to get almost every rare/epic/uncommon cosmetic item for him from radiant/giant chests

>>162819515
lmao

>>162824596
It's because he has SO FUCKING MANY!! I hate it! It's such a waste of crates!

>Ying will never TAKE CHARGE of your dick. With her illusions.

>>162824051
I'm imagining her being Pip's size and realizing how annoying she could be.

F

Do direct rocket hits get affected by haven?

>>162832259
Reply to me you stupid cunts

>>162832259
I don't think so.

>>162832259
Even if it's a direct hit it's still splash damage, so no.

>>162833074
you

>>162833935
omg i hate u!!..

i miss dumb frogposter

DED

How long til the update preview stream?

>literally every other post is some autist bloating the thread up saying ded

Will update 40 make paladins great again?

>>162703270
Good luck budget overwatch

t. Smite player

>>162837589
Nah. It might make it passable, though.

>>162837589
>he doesn't bump his thread by saying ded

Also if Tyra is a loli, it will be great again.

>>162837589
Nope, it's just gonna be another patch where people instalock things that aren't support or frontline

This game is terrible.

This game is great.

this game is okay

>>162837589

This game will never be great again until they fix the matchmaking system. Pro players and premades and sometimes even pro player premades queing vs randoms is 100% toxic tumorous cancer that will kill the game.

At least lets try to survive untill the stream

>>162839461
How much longer?

Reminder that bears are commonly used in relation to Russia in a lot of media, the reason why developers are tweeting bear stuff out is because Tyra is Russian not because she's going to be another furry hero

>>162839605
It starts at 4:00 pm EST / 22:00 CET

SURVIVE FOR 1 (ONE) MORE HOUR. DO IT FOR TYRA.

Ded

>>162842098
Something something, amigo.

>>162842167
I will not be stopped

>>162801528
Skye dressed up in a slutty elf costume

Is Ying's Xmas outfit coming next week?

>>162838107
Cant blame them. Caut makes healers bad & the only good tank we have atm is Makoa. Barik got nerfed into the ground, wrecker is so ridiculous that nando is useless now, and ruckus was always garbage.

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>>162843138
She's getting a Hi-RezCon exclusive thingymabob skin.

So no.
Merry Christmas.

>>162838107
At least next time will probably be a tank or a healer, so some people will instalock that.

>tfw it's a new flank instead

>>162843452
No, I still refuse to believe they are too retarded to not give the elf a cute Christmas skin.

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>>162843482
I'm excited for the melee assassin flank.

>>162843764
>melee assassin flan

This can only improve the quality of our teams.

Patch show in 9 minutes

I hope they show the new champion. I need a new waifu to play.

>>162844236
Aww yeah preview in 2 minutes! Can't wait for everyone to be nerfed but Cassie and Andro.

are you guys ready to get another damage character that uses an assault rifle!? I love variety ;^)

Post predictions.

>Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>More dumb nerfs.
>More dumb buffs.

>>162844236
https://twitter.com/HirezPixie/status/809502666850271232
Seems it will be a bear

Jaguar Falls looks pretty cool. Off to a good start.

CROSSBOW

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CASSIE
NERFED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That's a lot of screen space for a weapon. I can't remember what her normal bow even takes up, I haven't played in weeks

THEY FIXED THE PIG FACE

I feel like she looks more generic now. Like the crossbow though.

When does the update go live

>RADIANT CHES
T
OL.

>sprays
Yes, this is what we always wanted.

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>Buy our sprays goy

We want the overwatch audience.

>It's just card art being repurposed
>>162845408
Looks like her head is pasted onto that body

remember to hide the twitch comments, they're pure cancer

The card arts are the sprays? Thats actually pretty cool.

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lmao

>>162844779
inc. furry character

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Garbage recolor.

>>162845804
what the fuck are they holding?

>We NEEDED another damage champion
Oh my fucking god, die drybear fucking die

>We wanted a strong female character
lmao

>>162845803
she looks like a nigg

>>162845768
>>162845803
What a lazy and ugly recolor.

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<3

THe community wanted a female frontliner you stupid fucking idiots

>>162845962
HOORAY ANOTHER WHITE FEMALE

Holy shit she looks OP as fuck.

>>162845962
is thia a battleborn character?

>molly gets stuck on wall
Lmao

rip skye

Even more stuff to trash frontliners, good shit hirez!

What the fuck are they thinking

>clip

>>162845962
Mine! Get the hell back everybody.

>>162845962
Okay, pals, new best girl, time to move on

>Viktor's gun and grenande
>Mal'Damba's aoe
>Kinessa's ult
>Cassie's old ult

This new champion is shit. Shes blatantly OP and her ULT is boring/uncreative.

>>162845875
the new bad dragon, they did a collaboration, the next chambion will be melee and use his huge dick to beat you to death

>>162846470
But how else could xXDarkSazukeXx[BR] could deal damage with those pesky shield in the way ?

Got Mastery 10 with Skye and now I'm on a 7 lose streak, no thanks to hackers.

Is this my reward? Anyone got longer ones?

PrettyHair is top cute. TOP CUTE

>cassie & andy got nerfed

and all was right in the world....excluding tyra

>another Evie nerf
Heh.

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>Incitement untouched
They almost had it. Almost.

>>162845962
BEST GIRL
This Aryan qt is all mine, fuck off.

GROVER BUFFS

I really like Tyra. Shes like a more fun version of Vik thats all about area control.

stop nerfing evie
jesus

>>162847494

Same but I think she should have been a tank instead of a damage.

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>>162847493
THE TREE IS BACK BABY

Did they nerf Viktor again ?

What the hell is in their minds ?

Damage fall off so you have to be in your enemy's ass a fucking super squishy with 0 good escapes. Running is not a fucking escape.

>>162846747
>still no drogoz dildo

>Evie nerfs
It's official, some dev got wrecked by an Evie and now He wants all Evie players to die.

>>162847493
noice