/palg/ - Paladins General

Also first for how did you let it die you idiots

>last thread was archived with 636 posts
ded gem

Third for Ying is the cutest elf of the world.

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>mal'damba and makoa are the only support and tank I can tolerate playing
>both get nothing but buffs

>>162317814
where is buff/nerf list

>>162318237
On the Paladins Wiki

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>>162317814
>cassie and andy are the only champs I feel comfortable playing
>they completely dominate the meta and probably won't see nerfs any time soon because low rez is retarded

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>Literally one second off from saving the last thread
Didn't the thread before that one die early too?

>>162318523
>Drybear saying that they want to make Cassie and Androxus more accessible to bad players
I don't understand these people sometimes.

ded game

I want to violate Skye ;_;

does anyone have 20 pounds of elf ass

get more dead games like paladin on deadgames.com

>>162317024
Ying was asleep so her illusions couldn't keep necrobumping the thread.

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>>162317814
>Mfw they're totally okay with Ruckus not being able to solo tank

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>>162317814
>tfw mained drogoz and grohk because quake flashbacks
>drogoz is now a different flavor of pip in terms of damage
>grohk is now on pip-tier in terms of healing

why would you force this "intended role" bullshit
who else am i supposed to play to freely fly around the map and get sick aerials
it was fun for fuck's sake
why would you nerf fun

are they adding a new hero this month? or do i gotta wait until next month

>>162327047
They've teased about Tyra this past week.
Expect her to show up on OB 40, which should happen on the 19th.

>>162326556
The intended role shit is really what's killing Paladins I reckon. When people would talk about Paladins, the most common compliment used to be that unlike Overwatch, you weren't so limited to your role. This was a STRENGTH and they're ruining it!

>>162327614
>tease about Tyra
Where!?

>>162327980
The latest Q&A by Drybear and Alfonso.

>>162327614
>tfw no ymir

>>162328549
>Wanting Mei in the game
Dude reconsider

>>162327047
They've added one every month or so so far. In fact I expected one in the last update.
I'd say It's pretty likely we'll get one next update.

am I just fucked with eac?

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I want Evie to hit me in the head with a snowball filled with pebbles and laugh as I stain the pure white snow red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>162333108

dead gem

Ded

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Really makes you think.

>>162335113
>FlimFlamZimZam

/ourguy/

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Is it possible to gift crystals?

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Grover is so broken i love him

>>162335531
No

>>162335582
Gz anon

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>Tell whole team at game start to not buy Aggro
>Only the Cassie listens
>3/5 people buy Aggro
>Enemy team has 2 frontliners
>Idiot russian ruckus doesn't think to buy Wrecker.
>Calls everyone else noobs

Really makes you think.

>>162335582
He's a shit healer though.

>>162337254
Is he? hm. I thought he was pretty good. How do all the healers rank?

>>162337254
had few games with him where i went 100k+ dmg and healing

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>>162337285
Pic related is some quick calculations I just did.
As far as healing output he's just above Pip and noticeably above Grohk without healing rain.
Maldamba and Ying can both heal at a much higher rate unless your entire party is inside your healing radius (which won't scale Yings healing or Maldambas RMB heal).
This is ignoring ults of course which does bump up Grovers healing output for a short while and maybe would put him on top if you can manage to use it often enough.
Also, it's normally frontliners that need healing and Grover needs to be near them to heal. All the frontliners need to be close to their enemies to deal much damage while Grovers damage scales the further he is away from a target. This can lead to a big conflict of interest.

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>mfw stacking morale boost on makoa and ulting every couple of minutes

>>162338263
Ill try that...

Also general question. Whats the best char to play right now if you cant aim like a russian hacker?

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>>162338081
Followup post with the theoretical maximum.
I take it back. If you can keep your team clustered around you, Grover becomes a pretty great a healer good luck with that though.
Can anyone think of a good way to incorporate ults into the calculations?

>>162338081
Do one with pure heal builds please

>>162338515
Nando, Makoa, all supports except Pip.

>>162338598
What card builds would you consider make a pure heal build for each char?

>>162338742
grohk-rain and todem cooldown from ghost walk
Grover-cooldown
Mal-grout cooldown
Ying-image duration
Pip-cooldown from hitting allies

A scale would be nice to see from 1 target to 5. Tried to calculate this before but failed.

>>162338645
Use to go 38-6 with nando.
New patch 18-8.

I have become the great salt lake.

>>162338957
Rain has been nerfed to what it says on the card right? I'll try calculating it with best case scenario team of grohk, nando, makoa, ruckus and buck for the max and just grohk for the single.

>>162339220
Sounds unrealistic... Wouldnt a meta team be better? Say, nando, bk, victor, andro + healer?

>>162338081
>There is only 2 healers 1 supports and 2 abortions
Why must things be like this hi rez?

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>>162339305
Maybe. Though having an andro, bk and viktor all on the point at the same time as a healer and nando also sounds unlikely.
Here's the updated self heal numbers. Grohk also has 2 points in totem duration.

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>>162339612
Wait, shit. I calculated half in one speadsheet I was saving for the group heals and half in another.

Actual numbers this time. Grohk is starting to look better.

Evie is fucking unplayable with the blink card nerf, everyone is doing her job better

What is Hi-Rez even thinking

>>162340024
Boohoo she is much less of a cancer now.

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>>162339768
Ok, here's the group heals including both the Grohk heals.

The only problem is that with Pip using maxed out reload, his cooldown becomes -2 meaning that you could spam it as fast as you can mash 'Q' if you fail to take account of cast animation. I've taken the cast speed as the same as his LMB (1 second) and have listed his final output as such. If anyone knows what it actually is let me know.. I also feel that gift giver could possibly push his healing output even higher.

Pip confirmed for best healer ...Unless I made a mistake

>>162341424
The card has a 5s cooldown on its effect. So at best it's twice per 8 seconds, bringing it to about 1500 (maybe a bit more if you consider Gift Giver 4). But yes, Pip does theoretically have the highest potential healing out.

>>162342436
Oops. I didn't even realize the card had a cooldown on it. Probably to stop him being able to create a permanent mini Grover ult.
I thought I had found a gamebreaking exploit for a minute there.

I also miscalculated the exact same card on the single heal cooldown. His single heal is actually 200 per second on average, not 160.

S, heal Pip looks like?
Medical Exec 5
Reload 5
Pep in Step 2
Jog 1
Sturdy 1
?

>>162344246
If you're set on playing healer pip, that would be the type of build you want.
Putting some points into Shrewd Move might be a good idea but you'd then need to be scoring assists and kills regularly on top of your healing duties to get much effect from it.

>>162344246
I dunno what hacks you're using but cards max out at 4 points

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>>162344768

Ded

>>162346672
Not yet amigo!

>>162346849
5 seconds later, it dies

TIME'S TICKING

Mort

HERE'S

THE

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SUNDAE WEKONO

>Top play: Cassie
>Its just her shooting randomly into the point from the backline and getting a triple kill

lmao good general boys

>Thought about buying a christmas chest
>Almost certain there will be some sort of giveaway or discount around christmas time so I don't
fug I want to roll something terrible so I can hate this game even more

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>>162352110
WINDUP!

So, how are you guys enjoying the new Russian malware that installs itself without permission?

>>162354798
I've been lucky enough to not have to to download it, yet.

>>162332821
its russian, so yes

>>162355023
It downloaded itself via Steam on December 7th. It's why that new loading screen appears.

>>162356823
I didnt find it in my process list or my installed programs list, whats it called?

>>162356823
I dont see any loading screen though

>>162357090
EasyAntiCheat or EAC. It was in my system files directory.

>>162357134
It appears as an overlay on the tiny screen that pops up when you install the game.

>>162358803
And check your services tab because it only appears as a process when Paladins is running.

the downtime between ranked matches is killing me senpai

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what is this?

>>162360215
Viruses

>>162360215
delet this

>>162353240
I like_ everything in the chest. I think the worst item is the Kinessa Beanie, but even that looks pretty cute on her.

http://support.easyanticheat.net/kb/launcher/dse/?lr=en-us

>have this error
>do what they say
>mouse and kb dont work after doing that
>cant run game anymore
what do? is it finally over?

how 2 remuv anticheat
is it too late for me

>>162365592
1. open Task Manager
2. run Paladins (optional)
2. go to Processes
3. order Processes by name
4. find the one called EasyAntiCheat
5. right-click on EasyAntiCheat and select "Open file location"
6. look for EAC.exe or EasyAntiCheat.exe
7. delete the .exe
8. never play Paladins again because it will try to install it again

>>162366175
o fuck
how am i gonna get my good goy gems now

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Who /onlyloginforweeklygoyimstals/ here?

I'm actually having trouble rationalizing it now after the spyware """"anticheat program"""". Game is going down the shitter and the laughable lack of activity in the threads is symbol of that.

>>162366863
This has been me for a couple weeks. I did actually play 2 matches when the Ruckus skin came out, one match during the free chest weekend and I can't remember anything before that

>>162366863
I only play a few matches and get my good goy crystals nowadays.

I don't even care about EAC anymore.

Xboner here. I have a spare key for the closed alpha. Any takers?

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LOOK AT THAT CASSIE

GODDAMN

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>>162371445
giv bufs

Cassie is the strongest hero currently

But if she's on my team
she's a FUCKING RETARD

BRILLIANT

>>162371445
Hey your cassie had more objective time than theirs :)

>>162371786
SEN
SATIONAL

Anyone watching the EU winter classic?

>>162372548
No

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The intended meta

How fucking hard is it to get a Diamond border? Because I've played against some Diamonds that were absolute fucking garbage. Are the borders just not taken away if you go below that ranking?

>>162374029
Better question yet:

Why don't they fucking give Ruckus back his transformer mech back instead of riding a horse, which looks dumb as shit?

>>162374390
Because that breaks the intended meta :^)

>>162374390
Because people would want custom mounts for every champion then and that's far too much work Anon

>>162374029
this "intended meta" and "intended role" bullshit is really starting to get on my nerves
are they going to keep buffing and nerfing every hero until everyone is completely identical or something?

>>162372548
I am. I love seeing the crazy moves they pull off.

>>162374869
>are they going to keep buffing and nerfing every hero until everyone is completely identical or something?
Probably. It really is awful, I thought being able to change up how a champion plays was the entire idea behind this game when I started playing a year ago. With each update nowadays I feel like the game is losing more and more of its identity.

>>162375219
Well, it IS a beta. Maybe they'll realize their fuckups before the final release.

>>162375830
No, they won't

>>162375869
They'll keep taking away features until people get on the fucking point.

>>162376584
You say that, but people are STILL going to take Nando flanking even if he's nerfed to 250 health and made slower than continental drift.

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>>162374645
Right, as if they weren't playing favorites already. Fucking Evie has two unique skins already while Damba still has nothing but recolors.

Actually you know what? They'll probably re-add the mech transforming, and they will make it exclusive to kikechests, and they will eventually make custom mounts for everyone, and they will all be exclusive to kikechests too.

It's gonna be swell. pls buy our crystals guys :(

>>162376775
Getting really sick of playing Ying and getting the #1 time on the point every game. I guess they'll just nerf my ability to carry instead of buffing frontliners and forcing me to play more conservatively. Oh well.

>>162376959
>Damba still has nothing but recolors

And they don't even change to color of cobra balls or puddle. Puddle color would be just fine if it was for him only.

Ded

>Be Ying
>Get quadra kill including a kill on drogoz as he was charging his ult
>win point off that play
>play of the game is drogoz hitting me once with a rocket and then ulting makoa

Thanks low-rez.

Are Makoa and Ruckus true tanks? They can't really hold anything.
t.shitter.

>>162381020
Makoa is super nice to support. Just ensure you have his back since he can't help you if the enemy pushes into his shield.

Ruckus is the worst frontliner, especially if he's being played by a Russian who doesn't get Wrecker to melt the enemy shields.

>>162381020
Ruckus can't do shit alone. Makoa's hook is designed to be team utility, bringing key targets where they can be easily killed.

>>162381331
Ain't that fer true.
I just love when people abandon me on the point to go chasing off after who knows what while four out of five of the enemy team is ripping me a new asshole in the span of two-thirds of a second.

>>162374645
>implying they will not do it and put those behind some chest bullshit
It's as if you don't even know how being a jew works

>>162381020
>Makoa and Ruckus true tanks?
thats right both are tanky brawlers i usually take my makoa/ruckus to a killing spree ride then return to point

actually a use my tanks to brawl inmmobile damage dealers like kinessa

>>162381289
>Ruckus is the worst frontliner
I think he is really good in more closed in maps like Jaguar falls as a secondary tanker that doubles as a damage dealer, the longer engagement ranges a map allows the worse he gets.

>>162381020
makoa has incredible damage and defensive capability but you need the right build/items as well as teammates to cover you

The reason that people don't like playing as tank or healer is because it feels bad to be the guy who gets outflanked and stabbed from behind, it makes you feel like a dummy, as a flanker/ mobile dps you get to be the smart action hero who moves around and kills people.

>>162340024
Bitch pls, she is much better now. She was so op before

>>162385047
>not liking honorable fights face to face
>thinking kills matter
i hate them

>>162385312
>honorable fights
Its only an honorable fight if you win.

>>162385047
>not liking playing as fernando
SAY IT to my FACE

>>162385374
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>162385389
noobs dont know tanks can be played like offtank/brawlers they think their job is to plant his ass on point and call it a day

>>162385590
Fight me then! *teleports behind you* *unsheathes demoniac revolver* not feeling so honorable now are you kid?

>>162386002
*stands there* was that the wind or something? *heals with the shield*

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>>162386297
>*heals with the shield*
Wait I did not foresee that, you win for now... but remember "Death awaits you all!"
*disappears in a green and purple flame*

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>>162387815
*still gives no fucks* *presses b*

>>162388156
*flanks bhind u*
*tosses wrecker 4 grumpy at u*
noting personel, pheasant

>>162388621
*dashes behind cover* u wot m8?

Fucking Cassie fucking nerf fucking when?
Fuck this shit. Leap a 2 times the map lenght, hit even while aiming at the opposite direction, hit like 2 tracks. Heal your fucking self.

But no, the morons that pick her are too retarded to play her properly so the stats don't say she's retardedly strong.

>>162379636
>last push
>me drog
>kill their barik while he keeps setting up shields everywhere
>viktor ults, jump on him and kill him
>androxus ults, kill him while hes in the air before he hits anyone
>potg is of our ruckus looking at people and getting assists while you can clearly see me do all the work in the background

>>162389248
she just needs a 5 sec cooldown on incitement and its balanced
just like viktor has on his grenadier
just like drogoz has on his masterful
just like pip has on his reload

>allied bomb king drops bomb
>pull in enemy Nando with chain just before the bomb explores
>Nando is stunned
>everyone including BK ignore stunned Nando to attack Kinessa who is hiding on the opposite side of the map
>Nando gets back, start shielding allies
>next bomb do the same but with some other enemy
>allies ignore the stunned enemy again
>happens again a 3rd time

What did I do to deserve such allies?

>>162390540
p strange mexican and brs are a very bloodthirsty races but in games they are very tame usually

>>162390227
>she just needs a 5 sec cooldown on incitement and its balanced
https://youtu.be/oeswETKp5G0?t=2030

>>162391625
>its not like she can cover half a map with one F
not when you give her a card that lets her roll more AND further
>skill ceiling on fire spit
literally stand still and time your shit, shit doesnt get any simpler than that for a free 2k area damage

this game is fucked

>>162366863
I'm just fucking afraid to run Paladins because of the whole EAC business, which is a shame since I actually enjoy the game.

>>162391625
>implying she needs to cover half the map
>implying going from cover to cover and chasing better than Gregor while dealing 3 truck damage after leap isn't enough
>Kinessa is in a good spot

Game is dead. Devs are on the average Kinessa player mental level.

>>162392792
and wetbear is a Kinessa shitter, what a surprise

>Game is down

more like, gaem is ded amirite?

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>>162392792
Drybear's favorite is Kinessa. :^)
The whole situation is like on 6 layers of pottery at this point.

Someone should make a joke with pic related regarding this game.

>>162394259

Game is back up.

Why Sha ling?
What is the point of this character?
Is just another pew pew Kinessie character

>>162394705
exactly
he has no role that makes him interesting or differing
he doesnt bring anything new to the table
you could remove him and games would be the exact same as before

i seriously doubt devs know what theyre doing at this point

shame, this game has such potential

>>162394705
The point is to do damage Anon! Haven't you seen what his role is called? "Damage"!

Does evie take "skill"

So what's the deal with EAC?

All I'm seeing when I look it up is a bunch of conjecture and/or shilling.

>>162396616
it's babby's first third party anticheat, basically the punkbuster of this generation, all the lazy devs who can't be bothered making a real anticheat use it

it runs in the background along with the game and is capable of doing shit like taking screenshots and logging input (they claim this is only enabled for csgo but you never know)

if you don't mind having random third party shit running on your computer with admin access and doing whatever, you have nothing to worry about :^)

>>162397520
Can't be worse than Street Fighter V shitstorm.

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>When your team FINALLY decides they want to get on the god damn point in the last round.

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>>162398237
>team

>>162398598
wat

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>>162401180

>>162398598
kek they don't even bother hiding the forced 50 now

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This game needs a better training mode so bad it hurts. Much better bots, some kind of structure/levels based on each role and a little gold for completing it.

>>162397520

So, more conjecture.

Forgive me if I don't take shit spewed by people on 4chan of all fucking places, as gospel truth.

>>162403662
Sounds to me like you're the one who doesn't want to listen
Either way who the fuck cares, as I said if you don't mind random shit running on your computer with admin privileges you have nothing to worry about

>>162403662
the only thing you need to know about it is that it is russian, which means that if there ever is a security breach, intended or otherwise, there is no legal recourse as the russians have denied every suggestion to prosecute hackers within their borders
don't say we didn't tell you so, goy

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this was the most retarded match I've ever played
>enemy Makoa ults
>immediately Shell Spins off the ledge and dies
>our Makoa bitching about me never being on the point as fucking Drogoz
>their Mal'Damba almost had more cap time than our Makoa
>their Fernando would only rush in by himself, miss his flamethrower, ult to save himself, then immediately die
>the Bomb King just sitting up top in right flank every mid and no one even looked at him
>their Cassie just sat in the back and spammed M1 like a monkey
>she still somehow got top play
I have never actually felt like I was playing in a match with 9 actual, diagnosed retards until now

>>162397520
>they claim this is only enabled for csgo but you never know
How is this a valid argument?
>"Obama says that he's not a lizard person, but you never know."
If you're making a claim, you need to provide evidence. You can't just say "X is true because i say so" and expect people to believe you.

By this logic VAC is a keylogger and malware, because we can't prove that it isn't. If you can provide evidence then that's a different story. But until then I see no reason to start a crusade against this thing.

>>162403785
>Sounds to me like you're the one who doesn't want to listen
Doesn't want to listen about what? Shitposting on 4chan? Personally, I can't blame him for not wanting to.

>>162404170
>the only thing you need to know about it is that it is russian
I was under the impression that they were a Finnish company, as they are located in Helsinki, Finland. Unless I've missed something on their website. Not being an asshole on this one, genuinely curious.

>>162406396
obama also said he would stop the nsa from wiretapping civilians and in fact did the diametric opposite

>>162406396
So you came to the thread to ask a question, got your answer, and now you're being extremely defensive of the thing you asked about because you didn't like the answer.

Either you're a shill or you're a complete retard, so you won't get any more (You)s from me today.

>>162406829
Okay? And this means that every person ever is a liar? I'm not saying that you can't be skeptical, you SHOULD be skeptical. But you can't go around screaming "THAT BUILDING IS ON FIRE" when it isn't.

>>162407124
it means you should never stop questioning authority, especially when you're giving a fucking anti cheat program admin access to your computer

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>Play ranked as Evie
>Didn't even buy Wrecker
>Team still loses

HOW

>>162406396
>the only thing you need to know about it is that it is russian

>I was under the impression that they were a Finnish company, as they are located in Helsinki, Finland.

The plot thickens.

>>162407110
I'm not him, I was just pointing out flaws I have your argument. But you know what, maybe you're right, maybe we should hate everything until it's proven that it is completely harmless. It would actually make the world better, the problem is that's impossible. So let me ask you a question, what should Hirez do? What do you want them to do? I'm not shitposting or being an asshole, I really want to know, what do you want done?

>>162407238
I didn't say you should, and if I came off that way, that's my fault and I apologize. All I'm trying to say is that there's no point in throwing around baseless accusations. The program has the ability to take screenshots, yes, but only in csgo tourneys, and only if the TO opts in (if I understand it correctly). I have not seen any screenshots from anywhere but CS. If you want to make people aware of it, to look into it and try and figure it out that's one thing, but people are saying "it's malware because it has admin", which isn't good enough for me. If it is for you, that's fine, but you have to realize that people will not always agree with you, and will need more.

>>162407746
>The plot thickens.
I only skimmed their website, so if I missed something, or there is something that isn't on there, please correct me as I'd like to be informed.

>>162408346
I'm not that guy I jut thought it was funny nobody really checked out where they're located till now.

>>162327047
>>162327614
honestly who is even excited for tyra at this point? shes just another damage character & uses an AR for some stupid reason.

>>162409920
Fucking seriously? Is it really another DD?

Whether it's Finnish or Russian is beyond the point.

What matters is that for me at least 1) I wasn't asked if I wanted to install, 2) I didn't agree for it to be installed, 3) it installed itself in my System Files folder instead of Program Files where it belongs, and 4) it didn't say that it had been installed.

It's shady as fuck no matter how you slice it.

>>162410608
Yeah. Where have you been? We're getting a female damage who uses an AR(for some fucking reason), 2 frontliners after that, & drybear said something about a flank who is "melee-esk"

>>162411615
So we won't be getting a working Support that isn't Mal'damba for a long time?

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Do the other players get notified if you get disconnected?

Because I disconnected as soon as the game started and later, after I got back, I was basically told I had been doing better during the round I was disconnected.

So I want to know if they were messing with me or I legit play worse than a frontline bot.

>>162411854
> Do the other players get notified if you get disconnected?
No

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>>162411615
>"-esk"
>Americans don't know that the suffix is "-esque"

The low-context culture of Americans never ceases to disappoint me.

>>162411615
fuck melee chars
who the fuck thought that a character that doesnt require aim is a good thing in a fucking first person shooter

>>162411062
>Whether it's Finnish or Russian is beyond the point.
No, because the entire point of the post that brought that up was that since it's Russian, and the Russian won't prosecute hacker who attack the US, or elsewhere. But they aren't Russian, they're Finnish, and will.
>1) I wasn't asked if I wanted to install
Well, by creating an account you agreed to the End User License Agreement, so you did.
2) I didn't agree for it to be installed
Paladins EULA, Section 8, Consent To Monitor
>3) it installed itself in my System Files folder instead of Program Files where it belongs
I will give this to you, it is a bit shitty.
>4) it didn't say that it had been installed.
I agree, somewhat, again by agreeing to the EULA, you've given consent to monitor when Paladins is running. The use of monitoring software is explicitly stated in the EULA. HOWEVER, with that said, I do think they should have said something.

>>162411615
>a flank who is "melee-esk"

So we're getting Genji and next support is Ana? That was the breaking point for me with Overwatch. I sure did like hearing angry japanese and unintelligible egypt in every match.

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>>162411959

>>162411854
Bots can occasionally play quite well.
They have almost perfect accuracy with Pip and Bomb King, even at long range.

>>162412006
I'd take low context whites over abdullah and jafar any day.

>>162411838
Apparently not. Though they said they're taking a look at burn cards and how effective they are right now. So if caut gets nerfed, maybe we'll see more support usage.
>>162412006
Oh, I wasn't aware we were having a spelling bee on fur chin
>>162412075
why is not having to aim bad though? People w/ disabilities or peeps who just can't aim great want to play too so giving them options can only benefit the game. Overwatch has characters that dont require aiming and they work just fine. Its not like all the skill is taken out either. With melee, a larger emphasis is placed on positioning.

>>162413068
Melee is the same as stealth characters, shit or absurdly OP.

>>162412161
eula or not they never warned anyone about this, and it doesnt justify their actions
if they download porn onto my computer and youre gonna say "oh eula lol!" does that make it right?
no it fucking doesnt

>>162413068
melee chars are extremely cancer in fps games if not done right, which usually involves in giving them some sort of ranged ability anyways
and knowing hirez, theyre not going to do it right

>>162413258
Im tired of seeing this same old argument on here. I've already explained in previous threads why this is false.

>>162413351
>eula or not they never warned anyone about this, and it doesnt justify their actions
Uhh, yeah, like I said, I kind of agree. They SHOULD have said something. But with that being said, it is your responsibility to keep up with changes that happen to it, whether you like it or not. They can't be expected to contact and confirm that every single person who has ever played Paladins has seen the changes.

I'm not saying you have to keep hourly tabs on it, but consider skimming it every once in a while. Now I want you to be honest, did you read the EULA in the first place? If you haven't, you need to. And you don't actually have to read the whole thing, just skim it, like I said. Then actually read the parts that seem important to you.

how much more of a drone can one person get

Serious question because I'm completely oblivious, but I assume all of you enjoy this game more than OW. Why is that? What does it do better?

>>162415009
Less repetitive
Card System
More speedy

>>162415076
>Card System
What's this?

Alright the latest overwatch patch is fucking unplayable horseshit.


Don't fuck me around, is paladins fun?

>>162415251
it's faster than OW, every class has a dash/roll/blink etc
Also, ults are less gamechanging and load faster

>>162415009
Lower TTK, less reliance on ultimates and everyone has movement skill.

>>162415009
its more vertical and more fast paced
it also add a new ability (in some cases its just an alt firing)

>>162415251
Hey that's funny, because Paladins' last patch is also unplayable horseshit.

What are the odds?

>>162415439
Goddammit

>>162415198
There's two kinds of card systems in the game,
One's for loadouts, where you can increase the efffectiveness, add additional effects, or maybe change how your abilities behave by using the selected loadout, don't worry though, it's not as complicated as certain MOBAs, it's actually quite simple and you don't need to grind hours and hours to get gold to buy "runes" and shit to play by the meta.

Then there's the in-match card system, where you buy cards by using the gold you get from killing enemies/capping points/etc, they can increase your damage agaisnt shields, decrease enemy healing, increase your resistance to direct attacks, etc.

>>162415251
No.

>>162415009
ults dont one shot, and the ones that do usually have a disadvantage
burn items and loadouts can make a game a lot more interesting and can make one champion take on different roles
maps are open and big
you dont have to rely on a shitty brown teleporter slut to get to the front line faster, because everyone has a mount
even the least mobile characters have mobility

though, its been going to shit lately with the retarded changes the devs are making

>>162415251
dont bother
youre just going to be more disappointed with each coming patch

>>162414905
Yeah, you're right, fuck legally binding documents. How dare this person say that someone is at fault for just signing something that's put in front of their face, instead of actually reading it. Clearly a corporate drone, instead of someone who just has common sense.
Unless you weren't talking to me. In which case, my bad.

so someone explain this
if i delete paladins local content from my computer, delete the paladins folder from steamapps/common, it should get rid of this easyanticheat bullshittery right?

>>162416205
I haven't uninstalled, so I don't know for sure, but I would uninstalled through the launcher.

>>162409920
As someone who is tired of teams stacking on cap, Tyra is just the one I need to bully cap stackers.

>>162416758
>teams stacking on cap

Just use Evie or Drogoz m8

>>162416205
just delete the EasyAntiCheat folder from the paladins install and easyanticheat.exe from system32 or wherever it is

if you can't find it or want to be sure it's gone, use this to search and delete all the files:
https://www.voidtools.com/

>>162417097
Both got butchered, remember?

>>162417319
Drogoz still rekts with Spit
Evie is still godly if you git gud

>>162417097
I hate playing as both champs. I just don't like their playstyle, especially Drogoz's ult. It feels cheap.

Also, >>162417097
Also
>implying Evie can survive being targeted by five champions regardless of whoever they are

Why did this install without my permission?

>>162417408
xD!!!!!!!!!

>>162417480
Because you touch yourself at night.

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>mfw I just played a game against a full team of aimbots.

I don't know what EAC is actually doing to catch cheats but it's obviously not working very well.

>>162394964
>he has no role that makes him interesting or differing
>he doesnt bring anything new to the table
>you could remove him and games would be the exact same as before
Well you coul say that about most characters except tanks, healers and BK

>>162421991
thats right

most characters can be removed and it will only make the game better

but of course hi rez cant do that because theyre planning to make this a 20+ champ clusterfuck of abilities

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>tfw have to force myself to play meta champs for half a month because OB39 nerfs ruined 1/4 of the roster.

>>162424737
>tfw i managed to get the crystals from the daily rewards without playing once in this week
Why the fuck i am still here?

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>>162425779

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>>162425779
>>162425928
You fuck that made me giggle like an idiot.

>>162425202
same
but i just got fed up with their bullshit
hiding the facts that theyre installing god knows what without any permission or warning
handing out buffs and nerfs to whoever they feel like to fit into their "intended meta"
its only gonna go downhill from here
soon there will be another damage character

Why payload mode only available in casual?

>>162326556
Because it wasn't fun for others, I guess. Thing is, they have to make sure the game is fun for everyone, not just the one playing Drogoz.

>>162322116
I want to have consensual exhibitionistic sex with her.

>>162338591
Even in that scenario Grover will suck, because by clustered around you they have to be pretty much literally on top of you. If they are on the other side of the payload or on the other side of the enemy's shield, they won't be healed.

>>162415251
I find it a lot more fun than overwatch mostly because the pacing is a lot better in my opinion, there's less of the ole' instagib floating around in paladins, theres also the fact that pretty much every character has some form of escape/ defensive tool so theres none of the "oh the genji got to me, well I'll just lay down and die then" so there's less of the I'ma solo carry dipshits since the game makes abundantly clear that you need your team mates

>>162412286
I like the multiculturalism.

>>162413380
Could you point me to one of your old posts? I don't read every thread. I just pop on to here when I'm procrastinating.

>>162419970
I suspect they were just good at aiming.

>>162412286
I suspect what they mean about melee-esk is only having short range abilities, though that does sorta encroach onto bucks teritory, I guess they'll have a more hit and run playstyle to differenciate from buck's all in playstyle?

>>162431556
It's really hard to say at this point. There's not enough information.

>>162430747
then look up every once in a while
dragons fly you know
and with a massive hitbox like drogoz's its only possible to miss if youre a drooling retard

>>162353474
Bend over!

>>162431952
Says the Drogoz player.

But naw, I usually play Damba. I can't do anything about you anyway generally.

>>162434512
just reload and launch your snek upwards and you might get lucky

>Instalock Ruckus
Well, I like him, maybe this one will be good
>Lock Sha Lin, Kinessa, Evie
And thus all hope at having a chance were gone. I picked Grover so I could hopefully have a presence on point, I never had a chance to ult with anybody other than me and one other person.

>>162436021
I see that so often and in kills me to annihilate a team where their only good player is their support.

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My favourite game is "Cassie and Evie stand on a ledge somewhere and 'snipe' while Ying doesn't heal and Skye goes off to be irrelevant"

ded

hi

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>>162439731
Hiii!

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life at 4700 mmr sure is wild

Guys, let's rant on that "OB 39 Feedback" button. Maybe they'll listen

>>162415251
Don't enjoy tank watch?

BUFF SKYE

>>162441083
>mfw i get illuminate 3 on viktor

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How do I get consistently gud with Snakeman?
Sometimes when I'm in my element I'm a freaking stun sniping god that takes down Kinessas from miles away and take down Drogoz from the sky.
Other times I can't hit a standing target.

With him I'm either a god in this mortal realm or free credits for the opponent. How much can lag fuck up his LMB and reload stun? I feel like my snakes sometimes fly through the opponent without doing anything and it's generally when my ping goes to 70-100 for no reason.

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>>162441210
I love that Snake Man

>>162441958
He's my favorite Robot Master. MM3 was my first MM and I've fallen in love with his OST and design.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65sat9Bvt4

>Playing Ying
>Our Fernando is flanking 24/7, never on the point
>Get raped by Ruckus If I try to get near the point
>"Wtf Ying go cap"

Why does every time I play Ying, people think I'm some sort of frontliner? I'm a support, not a tank.

So what is eac exactly and why do people hate it so much. Genuine reason or people buttblasted they cant hack?

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>>162442130
MM3 wasn't even my first MM but the moment I played through his stage and heard his kick ass theme I knew he'd be my favorite. Even though it's not great, his weapon mechanic is also really neat.

Not to mention he's a total qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWFxJbWTVqc

Also sorry I'm not contributing to your damba issue. I'd say try making sure your mouse speed isn't too high or have a practice regiment you can grind out in the shooting range to keep your aim sharp

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>It's a "Skye is playing fucktardely and blaming everyone else for the loss." Episode
>It's also a "Fernando uses his taunt on the point." Episode

>>162442373
Well I know it messed up my game when it first installed itself

Was getting really frequent crashes until I tried reinstalling the game. That seems to have to fixed it.

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>>162442424
>playing fernando
>actual close match holding down point on a 3/3 game
>get a really great kill using fireball to finish off someone trying to escape
>have to use all of my willpower to not taunt right then and there
>taunt anyway
I can't help myself sometimes, but it's fine because I keep winning.

>>162442506
I've been getting loads of crashes recently too actually. Can you just delete it then as some people have been saying?

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>>162442373

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>>162442697
Reminder that lorez can install shit without your consent via "patches" and "updates"

>>162442576

>Not having Salsa Dance as your emote

git gud scrub

>>162442942
>not laughing at your enemies as they die
I have Salsa Dance anyway, but I don't use it :)

Why is everyone allergic to the objective? I'm sick of 1v5 the enemy team.

>>162442506
How do I see if I have it installed?
I can't find anything out of place when I go to uninstall programs. Does it install for everyone with the game or just a few "chose"?

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>Listen to Tunak Tunak Tun as background music
>Get a Quad, or at least a double kill with Skye every ult
>Dominate the enemy Skye
>They start hunting me down because I max out Morale Boost, and they're scared of me ulting every 2 minutes

So that's how to truly play Skye?

>>162443571
What's your team composition? If they all went Damage/Flank and are similar skill level to the enemy, don't rush the point, kill of everyone then go on to the point.

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>>162442576

>>162445867
>shit looking text
>picture from stupid movie which created shitload of furry porn
YIFF IN HELL FAGGOT

How do I Jihadist Mistress Skye?

>>162447923

1.acquire ulti
2. save until 99%/99% 3-3
3. press e and win the game

dead
game

Ded

>>162449674
>>162452282
ded thred for ded game

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Comps are for scrubs.

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>>162455304
My team was not the one ones who thought so

>playing grohk
>fern on team
>early in match he starts crying about no heals
>he just runs out of totem every time I place
>post game screen
>triple his obj time
>he blames team

ayy

>>162456121
Isn't Fernando quite fitting for people with such a personality?

He did it all alone. You only helped a little.

>>162456121
>playing grohk after he got nerfed to uselessness

Done with this game until they nerf Cassie and Androxus, they're too fucking broken

>>162458307
lmao even pip can counter these, you just have to git gud

>>162458307
theyre not gonna do that
all of the devs agree that theyre "comfortable with their inteneed role and position"

that is, letting cassie roll around like a pig in a mudbath and get lifesteal off of every shot without having to spend anything

>join discord
>run by nerffie and armaa
uhm
no thanks

>>162459851
Im not running shit there lmao, who the fuckare you anyway?

>>162458727
Do you play at a high level? The top Cassie and Androxus players absolutely rape Pip

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I came up with some shitty lore for Ying

>Illusionism is a family tehnique, but only the gifted ones get to have said powers.
>Ying is the youngest one of her family, and noone expected her to get such powers, as she was very sick from birth, and almost died.
>She has 3 older sisters, and all envy her because she was the chosen one in their family.
>Ying still loves her sisters, and always tried to make peace between her and them.
>Because of her powers, she had to leave her family when she hit 10, so she could train and master her illusionary skills.
>As Ying learned to make better and stronger illusions, she would dress them up like her sisters, and she would pretend they are her sisters.
>She would have tea parties and sleepovers with her fake illusion sisters, she would do everything she dreamed to do with her real sisters.
>A few years later, after she finished her training, she went back home, but it was abandoned.
>Ying noticed that the house was in shambles, like a fight went down.
>Now Ying is travelling the realm to search her family.

ded

>>162460606
tldr

ying has the power of the underboob

>>162458307
Won't happen.
They aren't in a good spot when played by literally retarded people, so nerfing them because they are overperforming in high level play isn't acceptable.

Also it's not like Cassie can role half the map with her F skill. :^)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeswETKp5G0&t=31m08s

>>162461547
>One sister has a boob-window
>The next sister has a side-boob
>Next sister has an underboob
>The last sister doesn't even wear a top anymore

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>Tfw soon Skye porn will appear

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=816420217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk4rbzrplCM

>>162462795
Ya beat me to it.

>>162462042
What 'bout pasties?

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>>162462795
There is a god.

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>>162462795
There was a Xnalara port, but it seems nobody wanted to mess with it.

>>162462042
no its just a deep V.

>>162460606
Hot take:

She's a FUCKING CHINK and therefore her clones are garbage knockoff products.

>>162464495
Like, classic Nightcrawler's vest type of deep v-neck, or something that only goes just below the bust?

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>>162442424
>We're losing 0-3
>Enemy Nando is taunting on point alone
>Manage to get there without anyone noticing because they were god knows where flanking
>Taunt together for a good minute before Dimitri drops garage on me and they win

>>162462795
I swear they must do this on purpose.

BUFF SKYE

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>tfw you get queues so long the game's matchmaking stops trying and just puts you in a match with no regard for the ratings

Who do you guys think wins the award for "Didnt impact the game"? I knew we lost as soon as the game started and we got two aggressions against Barik, Yin, and Grover, so I spent the whole game trying to figure out who did the least. From the stats, its pretty obvious that Cassie is probably the winner, but then again, there was also the Kinessa who didnt even try to contest anything and kept spamming "Attack!" as if it would change anything.

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>>162468314

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ho tow pley paldsin

>>162468671
this but i also uninstalled

Ded

>>162470013
Can't die yet, not enough porn.

>>162470102
Where are the SFMfags when you need them?

>>162470417
How could a game with a big titty ninja, a big titty chink lady and a big titty archer lady fail to attract porn artists? Really makes you think.

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>>162460606
>yfw Lo-Rez actually uses this crap as her "lore"

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The Paladins Experience (tm)

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>>162470686
There's actually some porn, but most of it is drawn, not SFM.

>>162470686
Garbage models

>>162471212
I'm aware. Still not enough though.

>think I'm shit at drogoz
>check out competitive stream
>feel ten times better about myself

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b e a utiful

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>>162472892
Give it a few months.

>>162459851
>implying Ezho is not running it

>>162474152
Sen-sational.

ded game

>enter game
>first time that it shows a slightly different splash screen with a loading bar in the middle
>game runs like shit
>open task manager to see what's up
>some easy anti-cheat on the top of hard drive usage
>right click and go into details
>end process three
>game still running without problems
>the process didn't restart

How do I delete this? Do I need to outright delete the game? I don't need more shit to run on top of the mandatory steam that doesn't even fucking work.

Also why can't I take screenshots? I just get black screens. I just had a game with a freaking Cassie complaining that didn't heal and when the game ended she was 0/13/0 with 4k damage. I had 65k with freaking Mal'damba.

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>someone picks drogoz before me
>wait for match to start, then force exit the application
works every time

>>162475167
If you delete EAC, Paladins.exe will try to re-install it next time it starts.

>Also why can't I take screenshots? I just get black screens.
EAC causes bugs like >>162365240

>>162476295
So I should just keep Task Manager read whenever I want to play to end the process tree of that shit? Since it doesn't even detect that I stop it or try to rerun itself while the game runs.

>>162476457
Closing the process doesn't stop the service, IIRC

>>162475160
the game its in alpha tho

>>162443571
forced 50% wratio place you with casuals as usual

casuals usually rent a pc at their favela
got their shit pushed and call it a day

>>162479717
>OB39
>Open Beta
>it's in alpha
What did he mean by this?

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Im just gonna dump some balance ideas
Androxus
>base dmg to 600
>Reversal acts as a mini shield rather than immunity, is fixed and has a base damage of 100
>ultimate does 750-1000 damage a shot depending on how close the enemy is to center
Cassie
>Incitement on 5 sec cooldown
>Dodge roll gives only 20% bonus down from 30%
>Ultimate no longer gives CC immune
Ruckus
>Emitter now acts as a larger bubble shield that can protect allies who stand behind him
>Replace ammo regen during Repulsor card with reduce cooldown by .75/1.5/2.25/3 sec for each ally shielded, with 10 second card cooldown
>Repulsor now can be used off objectives. but only when near allies.
Drogoz
>Give him back speedy speed boi, but a bit less
Kinessa
>Mines reveal enemies
Grover
>Reduce blossom cooldown to 10 sec
>Grappling to allies now heals them for 800
>Replace vine air control card with vining allies gives 7/14/21/35% movement speed
Barik
>Healing station to 50/100/150/200
>Health back to 3000
>Rocket boots un-nerf