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>>162697130 →
>>162697761 →

pls halp

though im not sure if middle class not buying everyday goods even matters much

meme

>>162699502
Link?

>>162699587
Why is the interface so unspeakably bad?

>>162699587
What mod?

>>162699736
>being this new

>>162699736
Isn't it the standalone magna mundi that was abandoned?

>>162699587

ha ha, to the trash bin like EvW haha

>>162699679
>>162699736
t. /r/paradoxplaza
OUT

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Are these the optimal Paraguayan borders?

>>162699906
>a fucking vase
No. Take Rio Grande do Sul.

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-13th-of-december-2016.988299/

>people thought monarch mana was going away

Did RP from intellectuals always get calculated from total intellectual population, colonial and non-colonial?

Got the Congo as rump Yugoslavia and it destroyed my reserach points.

>>162700124
That's not Quill, is it?

>>162700140
>MORE FUCKING MANA
Jesus fucking Christ
>>162700218
yes, and don't reply to shitposts

>>162700158
Nope, it's a Wiz change from the 3.04 patch. He said that nations should seek to help bring their colonies up to European levels.

There was actually a big argument about it on reddit, as they thought Africa, particularly Ethiopia, the cape, and West Africa were already up to European standards.

>>162697970

Has polish for a danube accepted.
Also its Bohemian clay, and therefore Austrian clay. Also, fuck Prussia.
>>162698830
They will jut form italy and get GP so its not worth the puppet infamy when I have other states I need to gobble up. Take from sphere on them would solve the issue initially but like I said costs too much to demand from france. Just gonna sweat it out. Wouldn't be too terrible if the S-P didn't have a memey emergency draft that gives them as many people as I can mobilize as KUK with 15 million pops.

>>162699502
Seriously, tell me where you got this image, it's important.

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what the fuck is this?

>>162700343
2 bee eitch, I love reddit. It's like some bizarre parody of rationality

>>162700510
i told you. i dont want to get banned again for doxing

>>162700525
>Corsica

You explain first.

>>162700560
>i dont want to get banned again for doxing
>doxxer who doesn't know how to unplug his router
hmm

>>162700602
>>162700525
Let me clarify:
The problem is that the Turks were rank 8 but were btfo by crimean war, naturally I should be bumped up to replace them as GP. But Bavaria did instead as rank 9?

Also I'm going for a meme game

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Okay, it is time to unite the Anglo-Saxon people under one banner. Which Anglo-Saxon is best Anglo-Saxon, /gsg/?

>>162700632
doesnt work for me, i've tried it many times

>>162700729
The orange one on the east coast, whitest.

>>162700729
Saxony

>>162700692
You get 1 year to regain GP status. Bavaria was a GP but you outpaced them. As long as you stay ahead a little while longer, you'll be a GP.

>>162700692
Could be that they managed to take Ottoman's place, but now you're going to be a GP and you're going to replace them. GP shenanigans like >>162700849 pointed out.

>>162700760
>doxxer who doesn't know how to change his IP in other ways
hmm

have we started the fire yet?

>>162700849
>>162700903
I was rank 7 for 5 years though?

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>>162700801
East Anglia, or Kent?

>>162700812
Another time.

Also debating modding in an Anglo-Frisian melting pot culture for memes. For another game, though, not this one.

>>162700941
in HPM, one state nations cant become GP

>>162701071
>in HPM
Vanilla setting.

>>162701071
absolutely memetastic

Can I conquer warri and become GP then? or does it absolutely have to be a state?

>>162701031
East Anglia. Kent are a bunxh of poshos.

>>162701182
A colony will do

>>162700913
i've tried it all

>>162700760
Come on, lad.

>>162701228
thanks anon

was about to have a real salty night

>>162701327
>ive doxxed big benis
>then post
>n-no
Irelad rekt again.

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>>162700095
>taking regions filled with dirty, illiterate monkeys
N-no thanks, if I'm going to blob more into Brazil it'll be for the Mato Grosso. I suppose a Rio Grandense satellite would be fine, though.

Anyway, since I'm already at war with Argentina, what should I demand from them?

>>162701424
its not hard to figure out desu, why do you think switzerland never gains a GP spot?

>>162701459
reee leave me alone im lurking, i didnt say shit

t. Irelad

>>162701504
Rio grande is the only white part of Brazil.

>>162701531
>i didnt say shit
>>162699502

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>>162701570
>0% intellectuals
>25% Afro Brazilian
>25% socialist/communist
lad I'm not touching this excrement.

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>>162701731
not me faggot

>>162700343
Jesus,

Also promoting intellectuals in the colonies takes forever...

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We're going to Make Englaland Great Again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3hzR939uB8

So do I unite the Isles as a Christian or a Germanic Pagan?

>>162701787
you posted the picture with the caption
>rare picture of BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS found
You've never doxxed anyone, irelad, you're a fucking joke

>>162700343
>thought Africa, particularly Ethiopia, the cape, and West Africa were already up to European standards.
what did he mean by this

>>162701837
germanig baganism :-DD
Or one of the catholic heresies, to represent Protestantism.

>>162701892
Where did you take this idea that you were talking to irelad in the first place?

>>162701531
desu I don't think i've ever seen switzerland get past rank 8 in any games so i never considered it.

>>162701892
again, wasnt me, ive already said I dont give a shit about that redditor, leave me alone reeeee
also
>doxxing
fuck that desu, i dont like to involve myself in others lives.

>>162701837
be drood

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>>162701504
pls respond

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post your recent comfy games

>>162702046
>Anglos
>Celtic pagans

Also, I don't have that mod installed, just the CPR and White Dragon flag mods.

>>162702019
>i've doxxed bigbenis
post then
>n-no il get banned
people who doxx know how to evade
>lol not even me lol
Simply epic, Irelad. Posting unsubstantiated nonsense again.

>>162701994
When he said: t. irelad

Would a good anon update Meiou and Taxes in the archives to 1.27?

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>>162702135

>>162702316
when did it say t. irelad?
if it wasn't spoilered or capitalized, then it wasn't me lad, also fuck off t.bh, I just want to continue my HOI3 game in peace.

>>162702407
>82.5%

>>162702427
>if it wasn't spoilered or capitalized, then it wasn't ME lad
You literally admitted it right there.

Just post your supposed doxx, laddo.

>>162702636
honestly that made no sense, i didnt doxx anyone, fugg off

>>162702693
Then why did you say >>162700560?
Pretending to doxx people and then claiming you didn't, Is this the power of autism?

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>>162702794
not me t.bh, you're just retarded.

Hey, where can i find the events file for EU IV?

Thanks.

>>162702794
>>162702875
When are you two going to start fucking each other?

>>162702940
soon :^)

>>162702940
When Grandi stops paying me and I join steamcordplaza.
t. big_benis

>>162702940
they would have to leave their parents' basement first

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What did they mean by this?

>>162703061
I'm actually going on a ferry to Ireland next week, if he PMs me his designated famine street we'll have our first ever gsg meetup

>>162703135
Why are the French so worthless?

>>162703061
>basement
my parents attic is clearly superior

t. Irelad

>>162703191
>gsg meetup
u-uh... n-no thanks..

>>162703135
fucking hell, that made me laugh, post your grosstunisiums

>>162703262
Aren't there spiders in there?

>>162703315
Yeah, but they're bro spiders, killing flies and shit, I occasionally feed them dead flies I catch t.bh

>>162703394
>flies
>in this weather
You must live in a tip.

>>162703449
nah, just Ireland is fucking mad. enough of this talk though, back to gsgs pls

>>162701504
Demand that you take your rightful place as a province of theirs

>>162703519
I havent played a GSG in two years.

>>162703740
/gsg/ in a nutshell

>>162703979
tbqh I think no straits should exist in any grand strategy

>>162703979
Really makes you think...

>>162704121
Really makes me think about strong currents in the channel.

>>162704121
Really makes me think about the soft cunts across the channel.

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>>162704045
The naval system in CK2 may as well not even exist, but there needs to penalties for attacking over straits, not benefits. It should basically be like attacking across a fucking river.

>>162704283
>countless millenia
You can't count up to 3 and a half?

>>162704045
Funny how they can be so smug in their transport ship description in eu4, shitting on how silly it would've been for units to transform into ships just by entering water, then they add straits everywhere.

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>>162704427
It's a melodramatic meme.

>>162704545
Not to mention units literally can turn into ships in HoI4.

>eu4 combat
>so shit they had to add shattered retreat and forts you can't move past
epic

>>162705063
>>eu4 combat
It's pretty good

How do I do a meme prussia playthrough in ck2 with HIP if the culture there is slavic?

>>162705204
Do what historically happened and crusade there as a Germanic character.

>>162705204
>start as german
>conquer region
It's not hard, laddy.

>>162705136
It really isn't. I don't know why they couldn't just C&P based MotE combat in.

top 3 most cancerous places on the internet:
1) /pol/
2) leddit
3) normiebook

like and share if you agree

>>162705113
Me on the right

>>162705353
*likes*
*shares*

>>162705441
*adds you*
*starts moaning uncontrollably*

>>162705353
respectfully disagree x1

>>162705353
>normie
It was here that I realized you are a moron.

>>162704580
For what it's worth the Persian Gulf is extremely shallow and was actually marshland at various points in human history.

>>162705542
Really? I was not aware of that. Got any links? I'd actually be interested in reading that, I was reading a few days ago about the Zuiderzee and how it used to be just a few lakes until the flood in the 1200s.

>>162705635
>Got any links?
His arse? Don't you think you'd have heard about it if there was a land route between Persia and Arabia before now?

>>162705635
I don't have any specific sources in mind. I believe this is common knowledge in ancient Mesopotamian history. I've heard it repeated many times.

Here's wikipedia for example
>The world's oldest known civilization (Sumer) developed along the Persian Gulf and southern Mesopotamia. The shallow basin that now underlies the Gulf was an extensive region of river valley and wetlands during the transition between the end of the Last Glacial Maximum and the start of the Holocene

>>162705750
What are you qualifications in the field of ancient history? Respectfully, you don't seem to know much about this time period.

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>tfw Victoria 2 is fundamentally incapable of simulating the Germanization and immigration of a puppeted Baltic State
>tfw you can't conquer and then release countries in the New World so that they have your primary culture
For the love of god I just want a demographics simulator that isn't as retarded as Vicky

>>162705961
I haven't actually heard of it before, but then again, I haven't taken any college-level courses on it and everyone knows that high school history is a joke.

>>162697483
convert to EU4*

fuck

>>162705353

*cums in you*

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>>162705635
>>162705750
https://www.world-archaeology.com/more/persian-gulf-the-first-migration.htm

>>162706090
Most general "history" courses only treat events after the invention of writing as part of history anyway, even though the anthropological techniques used to acquire knowledge about ancient people don't really differ on either side of that bright line.

I'm trying to play MEIOU&Taxes from the OP on a clean install of 1.18, anyone know why it keeps crashing during the initial load? Typically on flags.

>still no cultural drift/better culture conversion for eu4

>>162706028
>>tfw you can't conquer and then release countries in the New World so that they have your primary culture
i never realised i wanted this before now

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>>162705750
>>162705635
Here it is in a damn children's book.

Obviously it was a sea in medieval times, as depicted on paradox's map, but even today it is a very shallow sea (shallower than the English channel).

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>loading my Sweden game
>hmmm, I wonder what things east of me look like
>see this shit

Can your pathetic EUIV come up with such artistry? I don't think so!

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How does everyone feel about Blitzkrieg being a paid feature in HoI4?

>>162706894
shows sliders, cultural tradition, advisors and #provinces?

also httt is better

>>162706894
How did the hoard get kicked out so early? I've never seen Genoa keep Crimea, for instance.

What version of the game are you playing?

>>162707134
It's just Chronicles with no mods

>>162707282
Did daddy drumpf tell me we didn't have coal factories a million years ago? No, I worked it out all on my lonesome, aren't I a cwever boy?
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>162708230
Nice citation on that graph there, real scientific.

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[Alex Grandi walks onto stage with a microphone in his hand and a single spotlight on him, he sighs and turns to the audience]

AG: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to...

[He pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling that drops the curtains behind him and this thread is revealed]

AG: Grand Strategy General! Where we talk about climate change, politics and basically anything that isn't grand strategy!

>>162708605

The thing that could fuck the world is the change in ocean currents.

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>dumb kid declares war on me
>bigger army than mine
>sends it across river into Norfolk
>my army's waiting
>kick his army's ass, no problem
>it retreats, tries to go into Suffolk instead
>I park my army there
>army dies again
>repeat until ez win

It felt so satisfying to tick to 100% warscore and dropkick this runt's ass.

tfw long gsg mp sessions are helping me nofap

>>162708503
Are you brand new, kiddah? We've always had discussions about this sort of thing, it's one of the perks of having a relatively intellectual fanbase.

>>162708723
same senpai

>>162708723
>mp
ip? what mod?

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r8 our mp

>>162708778
just ended my dude
>>162708790
pic related

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>>162708503
I bet you're the kind of faggot that actually reports and ignores, aren't you?

>>162708790
This is Napoleons Legacy, right? If so, P-L shouldn't have gotten out of the early game, what happened?

>>162708681
>implying the world hasn't had tsunamis since inception
Come on, man, a tsunami stopped the Mongols reaching Japan, do you mean to tell me the Mongols invented the industrial revolution, build 6,000,000 factories and then destroyed them all?

This is pseudo-intellectual nonsense that you've got off of a green party leaflet.

>>162708558
>Third world countries underoing 3/4 of the industrial cycle would both solve population issue and environment degradation.
You're right.

The question is whether or not shit will hit the fan before then. People are fond of sounding the alarm, but the truth is we know very little either way, only that the potential consequences are huge.

>>162708879
france helped him get gross in the early game. After that PLC is pretty stronk

>>162708879
You get an event to ally with any of the mainland European powers, and I chose France

I spent about 40 years doing nothing but encouraging soldiers, and gave away multiple territories to avoid getting picked apart

>>162708893
>Tsunamis are caused by ocean currents
Nigga what

>>162708972
boring

>>162708879
Yeah, it's Napoopan.We only had France,Naples and based Anglo in Europe at the starting session so it's was easy for them to survive.

>>162709048
it was bretty ebin desu. Especially late-game with fuck-huge battles against Germany

South Africa gets a shiton of immigrants

>tfw no HPM mp
im sad now desu

>>162709182
maybe tomorrow lad

>>162709182
We play every day, join later today

>>162709259
>later today
estimate of time please

>>162709293
I'd play it right now desu but most of the people who play MP went to sleep

Maybe 12 hours?

>>162709293
anywhere from 10 hour from to 17 hours

>>162708707
That's why shattered retreat is a good thing.

>>162709331
>>162709352
>that long away
:(

Reminder that hugboxing is horrible, so is backstabbing. There is no place for it in our MP games

Well good night

>>162708790
This map isn't right where we ended, Kamchatka is russian, Posen is PLC, and Rheinland is independent

>>162709387
t. salty G*rm

>>162709387
>two people allying against the guy who is a threat to both of them, and neither of them are threats to another is hugboxing

ummmmmmm?

also
>criticizing backstabbing when you did it first

uh...wow.....i just....cant even

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Rate my meme.

>>162708464
>Do you know how much CO2 was released into the atmosphere after Mt Helena or Krakatow blew?
Even if all the material ejected by Mt St Helens was CO2 it would still only amount to .23% of the worlds atmospheric CO2 concentration.

>>162709480
no you did it first when I warred rhinebund for the first time, along with your buttbuddy frog

i also helped you get russian land in compensation for getting my cores back, but I now realize that was a mistake. next time there will be no mercy from me. you will grovel at my feet and beg for forgiveness as I stomp every last willful act from your wretched body

>>162709581
>you will grovel at my feet and beg for forgiveness as I stomp every last willful act from your wretched body
wew lad

>>162709581
>prussiaboos are autistic
rlly makes u think....

>>162709581

>making things up

wow...you need like....a psychiatrist or something....bro

>>162709615
>>162709653
>>162709668
*glances at you with my sharingan* i sit and ponder my next strategy before MP even begins...... your day of reckoning will come............. tch

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>>162709513
I memed it up more, r8 it.

>>162700343
You can't be serious.

>>162702135
>expanded like a motherfucker
>comfy

>tfw EUIV is only fun when I'm colonizing

>>162706028
>tfw you can't conquer and then release countries in the New World so that they have your primary culture
Why that even be a thing?

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>full game not on sale
>200$

why is paradox the cuckest of company?

>>162709368

Suck a dick

>playing warhammer mod for ck2 as reikland
>look over at middenheim
>"8th Beastman invasion of Middenheim"
>this is after beastmen burn down Marienburg
wew lads beastmen stronk

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>>162711094
Todshitter getting btfo

Where can I learn how to make a shrine to Odin lads I feel the need to pray to him in the hopes he shall will Germany to become grosse again

>>162712054
Do what odin did and hang yourself

>>162712054

>go to what is left of Scandinavia
>join Asatru-LARPer group
>get proficient in ancient autism rituals
>become a shitty engraver
>engrave a stone for the german caliphate like a dumbass

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>reading Conclave changelog
>mfw

How could anyone ever play with this shit on? And some people actually paid 15$ for it?

>>162712461
>not giving based Jewhan his well deserved shekels

It's like you WANT Paradox to stop producing masterpieces like the "status of women" mechanic.

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>Sultanate of Jerusalem
>Bedouin Company took land

wew lad

What should I play while I watch Man in the High Castle for the first time.

>>162713972
a HoI game of your choice, as long as it isnt HoI 4

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So what's the best /gsg/ esque Youtube channel to watch while I'm seizing the means of liquor production?

>>162716234
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4vIp04i-d8Am_xmM6Qyd1g/videos

>>162716234
dedalus

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>>162716234
got you covered
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnvZ3PbKApGM-hHuQ9lNc5oSKsusjn0Z6

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r8 my plans for Indian Imperium

>>162716346
>>162716356
Fucking hivemind.

>>162699587
is this the one made by that portuguese guy that went insane?

>>162716471
reasonable/10
I suggest you go groβer by taking all of the Indian ocean coastline

>>162716608
>blobbing into arabia and Africa
>ruining indian cultural hegemony
I'm good melad. but I do plan to dismantle the UK about 3 times

>>162716471
Take Indochina, as well. Up to and including the Malay Peninsula.

>>162716471
>bedouin finally matches the other arab colors
oh good
when did that happen?

>>162717049
Latest HPM iirc

>This is a reminder that using "Kebab" and "Remove kebab" when referring to the Ottomans and/or Muslims in general is STRICTLY forbidden.

There has been a recent up-tick in usage of these terms so I am making sure that everyone is very, very aware of Paradox's stance.

Using these terms is considered racism, and so is against the Terms of Service and can result in infractions.
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-Mr. Capiatlist

oh Johan please, let me use my slurs

>>162717317
What's the last Groß nation he formed?

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Rate

>>162717598
>Mercator projection
>No Antarctica
I like the concept though

>>162717598
where's jaypan?

>>162718335
He's probably a New Zealander.

>>162716731
>>162716471
Indonesia and Indochina are called that for a reason

>>162716471
Annex Afghanistan, Bhutan and Nepal directly.

>>162720445
regardless, I dont wish to blob, there are enough pops in india as is.

>>162720531
this I might do, I'm not sure though.

>>162716471
Annex Nepal and Bhutan and puppet Indochina. Maybe Malaysia, too.

>>162720573
At least puppet them, then

>>162717598
>new zealand
Muh Morgan Freeman effect

>>162720762
>>162720875
Ive added Siam and Indo-china to the puppet list, malaysia is a possibility, considering i plan to absolutely anally ravage the UK

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which versions of EU4, CK2 and HOI4 respectively should I get to get the most/best content for mah money?

>>162717049
>>162717141
Are those Taiwan pops a new thing too? Are those Asian Minor now?

>>162721140
Victoria 2

>>162721140
The only game that would deserve it is Vicky but then again, you'd be supporting Paracucks' future endeavours that way

>>162721140
>>162721214
And if you have to play EU4 wait for MEIOU and Taxes 2.0

>>162720978
Drive out the colonial scum, anon. Save India from this menace.

>>162721214
>>162721240
>>162721351
aalrighty then

>>162721382
Thats the plan, bud. India shall be free from the Anglo's colonialism and perfidy.

>>162721452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_South_Africans Don't forget about your brothers and sisters here.

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>>162716471
huh, you dont see that too often...

>>162722008
>That North America
>1847
It's not ever yet, anon. The US can still manifest destiny!

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ded thred

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>>162722741
ebin

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>liegieeeeeee
>*distant sound of independence faction*
>LIEGIEEEEEEEEE
>*plots to kill the king's heir*
>STOP HIDING LIEGIE
>*asks king to reduce taxation*
>ARE YOU HERE LIEGIE?
>*seduces the kings wife*
>OH LIEGIE, WHERE ARE YOUUUU???
>*embezzles tax revenue as a steward*

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>>162723025
S-S-SHUT UP! YOU ARE MY VASSAL! M-MY SLAVE!

STOP BEING SO SMUG!

>>162702135
>ywn play a gsg set in the Warring States period
why even bother

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what now?

>>162723349
Cape to Korea railroad

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>>162723223
Liegie, why so ragie?

You better calm down and go to sleep ASAP. You have to lead some troops tomorrow to defend against a 3x stronger army right? You wouldn't want to go there tired.

Oh I wouldn't know. Being a VASSAL Duke I pretty much have all of your boons and none of your obligations. So I will just stay here in my bed and await news of your victory like a good VASSAL.

So get to bed Liegie. Remember, another day another denar!

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Lucky nations on or off?

>>162723580
Off. It doesn't add that much to the game except give you less (or rarely, more) wonky borders.

>>162723580
Reminder that lucky nations gives the lucky AI generals +1shock and fire.

>>162723926
well not that anon but in my current save france integrated castille after for some reason they ended up in a PU and now its trying to conquer genoa and austria

My girlfriend officially cucked me.

What game and nation should I play to make myself feel better?

>>162724735
Play HoI4 as Luxembourg. And kill them all, Johnny.

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>>162724735
Crusader Kings 2
pic related

>>162707123
it seems like a game that truly does not deserve a penny.

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>>162724735
Cucksader Kangz 2

>>162724735
Play as Denmark in EU4 and annex all Dutch provinces, southeastern England, Southern Sweden, and Norway.

>>162724735
play england in any game and let france PU you

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rate my video games thing

>>162721351
>EU4 wait for MEIOU and Taxes 2.0
that shit is taking way too long.

>>162725597
ants

What's a fun minor to play as in HPM?

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Did you all know the protestant reformation would never have happened if the avignon papacy had won

>>162725928
An Indonesian one is good if you aren't shit, if you are then Papal States or Persia

>>162724735
>CK2 AGOT
>take over the seven kingdoms
>imprison everyone and their families
>"Burn them! Burn them all!!"
>feel good about yourself
Good luck, anon.

>>162725928
Korea and cheat yourself the RP to westernize same time as Japan

>>162723349
Show full map

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r8

>>162717598
>imagine a world without Anglos

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>>162725597
kek

>>162725709
You need a 4chan pass to see it matey

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Let's have a nice MP without ameriburgers, lads

someone else host though my connection can't handle it

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>>162722741
>turkey, greece and lebanon western

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>accidently join offensive war where attacker only has 2 allies
>one is you the other is fucking anhalt

>>162728731
yes please I will join someone host

>>162728731
You mean without someone picking the USA? Or without Americans joining?

>>162729721
without americans joining

fat fucks are asleep or at work right now

>>162728731
>tfw the yanks should be hosting one in and hour or two
Honestly an all European mp game would be really comfy t.bh

>>162729778
pretty sure lards are the only ones who host MP

>>162728854
It's a meme you dip

>>162730023
Back in my days memes used to be funny.

>>162729879
False.
t. monkey

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>keksimus maximus.jpg

*respectfully disagrees*

So the HRE is now protestant under GrossSachsen, should I just remove Austria from the hre and let them blob their own empire? They aren't even an elector, and all the current ones are protestant

>>162730158
lelelelele

>>162730158
Wtf is "Send in the zombies" for anyway?

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>>162730236
pic related

>>162730527
Leaf conscripts who did not want to be sent to the front were called zombies.

>>162730158
>>162730617
So if I understand correctly his problem is with the name of that focus

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Why is Qing so based?

>>162730729
His problem is he believes those are actual zombies.
Though I imagine most of those """respectful"""" disagreements to be made by kids who also believe the focus is about actual zombies and are hyped about it.

>>162731090
>not staying as glorious manchu horde with 100% cav

>>162731090
>Poland all the way to the black sea
t. Józef Piłsudski

>>162731090
Because they are descended from pure germanic aryans

>>162731237
I stopped taking him seriously when he said Parafucks' games are a benchmark in historical realism

>>162731090
All Korean clay desu

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How should I fix my borders? I'm thinking of releasing a client state in Iberia once I get the right mana tech level


I got lucky and PUd Castille within 2 years. They then inherited all of Burgendy and I inherited them 100 years later

Then I just blobbed into Italy

>>162731479
Also I forgot to say, Cornwall is my vassal

>>162731479
>option 1
Take the rest in Iberia except for Portugal
Take the rest of Italy
Fix borders based on Areas/states at the edge of HRE
Add Morocco+Tunis
Release Switzerland
>Option 2
Opion 1+also take portugal
>Option 3
Option 1+Become HRE

>>162731479
>tfw the ai france on my camping is doing better than this cunt

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MUSCOVY BTFO
RUSSIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

>>162731728
post your castile game pls

Host.

>>162732348
bless you

>>162731479
Post culture map.

>>162732336
im not castile m8. im playing as a modded country that starts in north america,m but france annexed castile after they fed him aragon through a PU, they are allied to the new holy roman emperor Brittany with 1 province and right now they are fucking the geonese and austria for more land.

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>>162731796
Ming blew up rather crazily

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>>162732501
About to add Scottish to that once the scottish king dies and I inherit it

>>162732776
Disgusting.

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Should all of Sindh be a part of Tocharia, or should I revive some other culture?

>>162732937
The Dutch just rebelled so I changed nearly all of them to Frenchmen

MP fucking when

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China is retarded

>>162732776
I like adding cultures for RP purposed in Vicky but this seems a bit much
Also
>all those cultures
>still no Slovene culture
Guess I'm waiting a bit longer before I try EU out

Do Iberian christian nations focus more on cavalry?

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Did I get all European cultures in this list or am I missing any?

This is based on the cultures minimod for HPM.

http://pastebin.com/B624avee

Vicky or ck?

>>162734290
you forgot turk

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Continuing my IRONMAN run where I released these pointless fucking countries just because I got the free causi beli

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>>162733491
You wil have to do a lot of genocides to clean that up.

>>162734471
That was intentional.

>>162734290
What do you need this for

Btw I think you're missing Faroese

>>162734290
Take out hunngary.

>>162734290
>persian
And yes, you're missing Armenians, Georgians, Turks (on purpose?), Azerbaijanis, Chechens (again, on purpose, I imagine), Ashkenazi (definitely on purpose) and Picards.

>>162734290
>>162734926
Oh, now I get it, it's for an ebin genocide decision, hence why Persians are included.
Then it's Picards, Azeris, Georgians and Armenians.

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What is this, the game knows when i've blobbed too much?

>>162733875
when you host, so host right now pls

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>Sweden is still Gautr

>>162734691
>>162735073
I'm making a mod where immigrants don't assimilate so I can see the culture demographics unmolested.

>>162734747
Why?

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>>162732740
Another war with Muscovy in the bag, and immediately we turn 'round to stomp our old ally, the """great""" Nogay Horde.

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urges one to ponder

host a game

>>162710354
I had all of that by 1600, Most of the game for me after that was building buildings, and cult converting everything to xebei

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>>162736960
Despite getting their shit pushed in by (((real mongols))), the Nogay decide that fighting us first is a better idea than fighting the former.

>>162737035
what mod?

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>>162737171
Gotta blob all the way to fucking Kypshak for this meme decision. Sure is a nice meme though.

>>162737275
hpmeme

>>162737390
should probably wait 2-3 hours

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What the fuck am I doing

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>>162736086
>>162734290
What causes this and how do I fix it?

>>162737423
nah m8 do it before us europeans go to bed

>>162737543
americans aren't home yet, we won't get more than 4 people

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>>162737339
Their hubris is punished swiftly.

Now to snakeghetti my way to reforming the Golden Horde.

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>Rimskaya Imperiya
Dear God

Yes, Constantinople is now Tsargrad

>>162737723
uninstall.exe

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hmm
what

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>>162700537
>>162701828
>>162701902
>>162710137
>this many people believed my meme

If I try to form Hannover as a german minor, am I going to lose the mission to form Westphalia? I want to form both of them in my current playthrough.

>>162738740
uninstall.exe

>>162738740
Yes.

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This should be fun

>>162738903
uninstall.exe

>>162738864
Allright, thanks. But, say wouldn´t it be better to go straight for Westphalia then?

>>162738842
>>162738965
you should uninstall your sense of humor because it's gay