Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

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I like Jack

>I stayed up just to post this

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2nd for MAD

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>>162240463
3rd for unfucked version

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>>162240182
>bread

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>>162240795
Yeah?

>>162240865
are you bread?

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>>162241192
bread is for pansies

real niggas eat ass

>>162241413
>man of indeterminate age found dead in own bed
>malnutrition cause of death
>plastic statue found in mouth
>athorities baffled: why didn't he eat food?

>>162240559
Its still fucked

>>162242062
>yakety sax
even after all these years, it's still funny.

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>>162242075
I always thought Tali would be conventially attractive 95% human under the mask anyway

That said, the reveal was so fucking shit

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What are some characters and their "muh"s?

>muh toothbrush

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>>162242062
Note: This is what it looks like when an Asari uses a person with Downs as a template.
>this fucking captcha

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>>162242321
>muh credit chit

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>>162242321
>muh race

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>muh perfect genetics

Will the Andromeda have the same shitty ass animations Bioware has been using since Mass Effect 1?
Also the face animations look horrifying.

>>162242529
See
>>162242062

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Why do we have to be the galaxy's dues ex machina again?

Why can't we just be a normal guy for once, who only becomes a hero through great physical effort and minimal plot armor?

Why can't we start as a bouncer in Mass Effect Roadhouse? kicking BT thug ass and saving qt quarians from drunkard turian fucking shits?

>>162243230
Because that's not the tone that the series is going for.

>>162243729
Not the first one for sure, but it's a new galaxy, why is the plot yet again "muh ancient evil awakens, I'm the only one that can stop it"

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Best Asari

Reminder that Quarians are absolutely disgusting gypsies that deserve nothing less than complete genocide

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>spends all three games fighting for the future of her people
>ends up shacking up with a human or a bird-monster so she'll never actually contribute the most vital thing for the continuation of her people

What a fucking retard. Parents shouldn't have showed her that space-jew propaganda that promoted miscegenation

>>162245139
hard to shack up with anyone when you commit suicide

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>>162245191
this

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>>162244859
Nice try clanker

>>162245323
Try all you want, wont stop it from being the truth

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>>162245323
top edit
still the truth though

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>>162245191

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>>162245359
>>162245434

>Geth side with reapers twice
>have no concept of loyalty
>literally butthurt lawnmowers

Only liberals like the Geth, I took great pleasure in shutting them down for good

>>162245693
>assumes just cause one genocides the filthy quarian gypsies that he keeps the geth alive

typical gypsie sympathisers

>>162245739
>ever allowing the geth anywhere near citadel fleets

They already get swayed by the reapers twice, whose to say they don't reach a """"consensus" """" just as the fleets pass through the relays and start opening fire on alliance ships.

The Geth are the Mujahadeen of Mass Effect

>>162245904
>whose to say they don't reach a """"consensus" """" just as the fleets pass through the relays and start opening fire on alliance ships.

Me, because they're all dead just like the filthy gypsie quarians

>>162245941
Shepard wouldn't have known what options he'd have before reaching the catalyst, siding with the geth is literally putting your trust in Osama Bin Laden

>>162246042
Which is still somehow better than trusting the quarians

>know that some geth venerate Reapers
>know that they all side with them at some point
>know that they can be hacked by Reapers
>trust them over organic quarians so you can be an edgelord on /meg

>trust a race of space gypsies that constantly betrays the trust of anyone
>they created the geth then tried murdering them when they wouldnt listen to their ludicrous demands
>literally tried to kill shepard multiple times

reminder that quarians are the worst race in the galaxy

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>>162246096
>absolutely loyal quarians thankful forever because you gave them a homeworld
>synthetic soulless machines that will change allegiance literally without a second thought

Yeah, nice bait buddy

>>162246254
>quarians
>loyal

talk about delusional

>>162246243
>they created the geth then tried murdering them

You can't murder machines.

>reminder that quarians are the worst race in the galaxy

You can be a muslimgeth edgelord all you like, but don't ever deny that the worst race is the Asari

>>162246327
>but don't ever deny that the worst race is the Asari
I mean you right, but lets be honest here, aliens in general are the worst and all deserve a healthy dose of genocide

>>162246373
>I mean you right, but lets be honest here, aliens in general are the worst and all deserve a healthy dose of genocide

Why?

>>162246396
Because they're aliens?

>>162246432
Why does that mean they have to be genocided?

could you explain your position?

>>162246486
Absolutely. It goes something like this.

Humanity first, genocide all aliens and their sympathisers.

>>162246556
>Humanity first, genocide all aliens and their sympathisers.

So you keep saying, but why genocide all aliens, for what reason?

>>162246580
I thought I made that clear, well let me crystalise it for you, because they aren't human

>>162246610
Neither are dogs or bumblebees


do you want to kill of them too?

>>162246646
They aren't aliens, unlike aliens

>>162246243
Wait, when did they betray trust of anyone? Apart from the fact than noone trusts them, what did they do?
>inb4 stealing tech from Normandy

>>162246674
But you just said that the condition for genociding aliens was that they aren't human

Well neither are the countless billions of animals and insects also on earth, so why not genocide them too?

If we go to mars and discover a species of martian bacteria, is your first thought going to be to incinerate them?

This is 1600s Church of England tier stupidity

>>162246674
>spacefaring alien race accidentally comes across earth
>"Wow, intelligent life"
>first contact ground party gets murdered
>"oh well, let's nuke them from orbit and carry on"

>>162246789
I think he meant purging aliens that can do harm to humies. That means if you discover a bacteria that can exterminate humanity on Mars - you kill it. If you discover walking frogs trying to enslave one of your first colonies - you kill them.

>>162246853
What you think he meant is irrelevant, I want to hear it from him

>>162246843
>murdering humans
In their filthy xeno dreams

>>162246789
>comparing beings of intelligence to animals and bacteria

typical xeno sympathising mental gymnastics if I ever saw it

>>162240182
>https://youtu.be/NOIzH6UcoW4

Combat looked quite good, looked like there were a lot of options for mobility, and that it wasn't going to force you into a cover-shooting slug-fest.

The dialogue was atrocious though, and it's a bit worrying that out of all the thousands of lines of dialogue in the game they chose to use those few as an example.

>>162246919
Okay so now it's not all aliens, it's just the intelligent ones, sorry I just got a bit confused there as the goalposts weren't in the same place I last saw them.

So, humanity has just come across other intelligent life in the galaxy for the first time ever, and you want to destroy them immediately.

Why?...really, why? Other than "they aren't human"

>>162242235

They should have gone more cybernetic

>>162247054
Thats right

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>>162245323
>>162245693
>>162245904
>>162246042
>>162246176
>>162246254
>>162246327
Only a small faction of heretics willingly sided with the Reapers, while the rest saw them for the poison that they were and chose to remain independent. Taking their actions and applying them to all geth is like saying Cerberus and the Systems Alliance is the same thing, despite the fact that they actively hate each other. The only reason that the main body of geth willingly sided with the Reapers was due to the creator fleet attempting to wipe them out, leaving them with no alternatives.

Freeing them from Reaper control makes them all true AI, capable of independent thought and emotion, with upgraded, constantly evolving code preventing them from being hacked by Reapers. After siding with them, they are willing to turn their considerable firepower (remember, all the geth following Saren and all the damage they caused were a small minority) towards the liberation of Earth out of gratitude. The average geth does not want war with the rest of the galaxy; it is a waste of resources and serves no gain, especially compared to fostering diplomatic relations with the other races.

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>>162245693
>it is completely unthinkable to kill BOTH geth and quarians
>pull mental gymnastics about liberals and whatever instead

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>>162247697
>Only a small faction of muslims willingly sided with ISIS, while the rest saw them for the poison that they were and chose to remain independent. Taking their actions and applying them to all muslims is like saying USA and Russia is the same thing, despite the fact that they actively hate each other. The only reason that the main body of muslims willingly sided with the ISIS was due to the US Air Force attempting to wipe them out, leaving them with no alternatives.

Freeing them from ISIS control makes them all true muslims, capable of independent thought and emotion, with tolerant, constantly evolving Qu'Ran preventing them from being converted by ISIS. After siding with them, they are willing to turn their considerable firepower (remember, all the muslims following Osama and all the damage they caused were a small minority) towards the """liberation""" of Europe out of gratitude. The average muslim does not want war with the rest of the world; it is a waste of resources and serves no gain, especially compared to fostering diplomatic relations with the other countries.

>>162247996
Batarians are muslims, but nice try

>>162247697
I see your point, but if they become true AI they are like Reapers in their early stages of evolution. While you don't have to trust the Catalyst on "every AI will eventually turn on organics" i think you can take Leviathan's word on it.

>>162248031
Batarians are figuratively BLM

>>162247996
well played

>>162248031
BTs are north korea you retard

>>162248067
No, thats krogans

>>162248079
no, they're muslims

>>162247996
Ouch.

>>162248101
The Krogans are Tlaxcalans ackshually

>>162248197
yeah, blacks, thats what I said

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>>162247996
This comparison is blatantly untrue. Shepard took a stroll through the geth consensus and learned that they truly did want peace, allowing the creator fleet to leave when they could have easily wiped them all out at any time. Muslims are actively attempting to convert the rest of the world, while the geth are content to make their super servers and mentally hug each other.

>>162248059
The key difference is that the geth do not have core programming that dictates a certain goal must be achieved at all costs like the original Reaper AI, and that they will most likely be better after fighting on Earth with the rest of the galaxy.

>>162248382
Well, geth had overcome their programming when they become sentient, couldn't Reapers do it?

>>162248382
>Shepard took a stroll through the geth consensus and learned that they truly did want peace

Shepard saw only what the Geth wanted him to see, they were trying to manipulate him, they wanted to destroy the Quarians, but if Shepard convinces the Quarians to hold their fire on the Geth fleet, the Geth can't destroy the Quarians without Shepard perceiving it as a direct betrayal and would result in a direct war between them and all the citadel races who Shepard has allied together before the events of Rannoch takes place, which would result in their complete destruction

>>162248598
>expects robots to behave like traitorous degenerate gypsie quarians

theres a reason the quarians wanted the geth dead, its because they wouldnt behave like their filthy creators

>>162248101
no, they're north korea

>>162248798
nah, they're muslims

>>162248698
>expects robots to behave like traitorous degenerate gypsie quarians

They literally side with the fleet of doomsday machines intent on destroying ALL intelligent organics and synthetics twice

fucking twice

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>>162248491
The problem with the Reapers was that they took their core programing to an illogical extreme, never overcoming it even with the implementation of the crucible. The geth would have no such problem, and would have the same goals as any organic race out there, but requiring much less resources and being more isolationist.

>>162248598
I would argue that the biggest threat to the geth at that point were the Reapers, not the Citadel races. I think I remember reading somewhere that the Reapers wanted to replace the keepers with enslaved and "lobotomized" geth after the keepers had started to evolve. Either way, the Geth could have just said fuck off and locked down their own borders. With the Reapers wiping the floor with everyone else no one would have had the power to stand up to their easily replaceable ships and ground forces.

>>162248812
nah, they're north korea

>>162249047
thats a funny way to spell muslim

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I either destroy the Geth or save both then pick destroy, every playthrough, fuck synthetics.

>>162249060
you must have problems with your eyes because I clearly wrote north korea.

>>162249139
I say kill the quarians in any case.

>>162249649
I swear, its like both of us are on the same page, you keep typing muslim, i keep typing muslim

we're two peas in a pod we are

>>162249649
NORTH KOREA
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>>162248973
The problem with Geth is that they think differently. What's stopping them from turning on organics just after the Reapers War? What if they calculate, that organics are the biggest threat to their existence and should be eradicated while weak?

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This turian merc walks up to you and puts a gun in your face

what do?

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>Its a /MEG/ becomes /pol/ episode

>>162249921
Comply because two of his buddies are aiming at my back.

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>>162249709
North Korea
go visit an eye specialist.

>>162250154
Thats what im saying, we're like soul mates, we finish each others thoughts, I say they are, you say muslim

its really pretty great

>>162250154
>>162250237

The Batarians are BLM guys

>>162250274
nah they're muslim, krogans are blm

>>162250237
it stopped being funny a long time ago. BTs are north korea.

>>162250285
yeah, thats what I said, they're muslim

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teaching your clumsy waifu how to ride a horse while she jumps every time it whinnies and then you ride back to your house as the on horseback with your waifu wrapped around your waist as the sun sets?

Are there any other vidya game where the setting takes place in the Andromeda galaxy ?

>>162250474
Sounds very XIX-century-romantish

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The important question is, how many kissless virgins will I be able to de-cherryate in andromeda?

including pussyfag maleryder

>>162251274
Maleryder is only Ryder tbqh

>>162251373
True

Femshep doesn't actually exist. Sheploo IS commander shepard

>>162251519
You know that's right

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>>162251538
str8 up nigga

Hopefully, Vetra will be raped

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>>162251705
Excuse me anon, would you be so kind as to delete your post please?

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>>162251602
How can femsheplets even compete

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>>162251797
Sheploo = High Test

>>162251519
Second that. While i respect peoples' right to play femshep, i never really played her for more than 20 minutes. Felt wrong

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>>162251872
Honestly, i'm disappointed they didn't get another model for male ryder, I mean i get customizing your character but the default should look amazing like Sheploo did

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>>162245139
>spends all three games fighting for the future of her people

Implying she wasn't fighting for Shepards galaxy saving DIK

>>162251762
It adds character development

>>162251992
Yeah but the thing is, custom shepards always look bad, like every single time, they either look like Harkin or a random eclipse merc with a shitty haircut, every time without fail, I don't get it

Sheploo just looks the part, in every sense

Shepard's not a mary sue

r-right guys?

>>162252485
who cares

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>>162252532
heh


not me

>>162252485
Shepard in 1 and 2 is mostly a blank slate who can be a Mary Sue depending on how you play him and what kind of history you have for him.

In ME3 he gets railroaded into being a Mary Sue who literally has to sacrifice himself for the sins of the universe.

>>162253238
Parangon Shepard can be interpreted as a Mary Sue as his way is always the way to succeed and gets the best results.

The density and complexity of a character could be achieved by mix and matching Paragon and Renegade dialogue and action. By seeing Shepard as a distinct character, with its own motivation and behavior, rather as your self-insert. Not adhering to a 100% paragon or renegade route lets you experiment the game in a more interesting way.

>>162253619
But game mechanics mate. If you want to get best results you have to fully commit to one of two ways.
God bless cheats tho

>>162253619
That's why I always cheat my Paragon and Renegade points to the max at the start of the game, It opens up every dialog path so that I can choose what I really would say, many of the P/R dialogue choices can be interpreted as morally ambiguous anyway, not so much with the interrupts but there it is.

To me, there is no paragon or renegade Shepard, there is only Shepard

>>162249905
>HURR DURR MUH KILL OR SUBJUGATE EVERYONE ELSE

>>162249921

slab his wrist

Geth will never be as great a threat as krogan, because unlike krogan, they are disinclined to commit mass rape

>>162255140
Well they have no problem exterminating whole species while sentient. It's not like they can withdraw and move to another planet and start peace talks, they will defend Rannoch to the last unit because muh fatherland

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-12-09-mass-effect-andromeda-interview

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One piece of feedback you guys got from the trailer and responded to very quickly via Twitter to is the quality of the facial animations and lip-syncing. You've said you're working on it but I wondered how much more you can do there in the engine?

Fabrice Condominas: We are absolutely working on it. As was mentioned in the tweets it's actually something that comes last in the polishing stage. We've been using full facial capture for the first time to record the actor's performance and it's also the first time for BioWare working in Frostbite - I think we're beginning to push that fairly far. We're actively working on it and it's the last thing to be polished before we do a manual pass and really, really tweak all those movements because we first wanted to make sure the dialogue is final and settled.

>>162256868
>motion capture for the characters
>someone actually has that dead face movement

at least its not bioware austin making andromeda

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>>162242508
>perfect genetics
>can't have children

>>162256868
>it's also the first time for BioWare working in Frostbite
So who made DA:I?

>>162257005
bioware austin, bioware montreal is making andromeda

>>162256868
>use mocap
>still fuck up facial animations somehow

>>162256981
Safe sex

>>162257326
>safe sex

thats not how it works, just because shes got a barren womb doesnt mean shes not full of STDs cause of all that time she spent sitting on jacobs lap

>>162257423
How does she even have a belly button?

>>162257548
It's cosmetic only, her dad didn't want her to look like a freak

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>>162257642
Too bad her gigantic head already accomplishes that

I wonder if he designed her to have a vibrating vajoo

>>162257642
So why make a curvier Michael Jackson?

>>162257925
>>162257847

Listen, her giant head isn't something she was born with, its because of her inflated sense of entitlement

why do you think her dad never bothered to go after her but went after her sister

>>162258039
>why do you think her dad never bothered to go after her but went after her sister
Because Miri was cerberus which also was his greatest investor?

>>162258215
>Because Miri was cerberus which also was his greatest investor

No, it's because of her giant head, its not like she left and was instantly cerberus, there was some downtime where her dad was like man that bitch's head is huge fuck that ima make a new one

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>his asarifu is purple/blue

lmao

>>162252060
Go away Josss Whedon

>>162259392
>asari
>waifu

lmao

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>>162259604
I only have 1 waifu and she is not an Asari


but I like Shiala the best out of the Asari anyway

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>>162259392
Is that a problem?

>>162257186
IIRC, mocap tends to fuck up faces. which is why a lot of people mocap bodies and then animate faces themselves, or just use it as a template and spend a while touching it up

>>162259740
oh hey, it's worst Asari
should have been able to kill her and let Nyreen take over

>>162260007
>worst asari

but thats not Shiara, atheyta, liara, nasana, mornith and those countless other shit asari

>>162260190
You're right. Aria manages to be shittier than the regular ones

>>162260287
>t.Dead Femtur

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>>162260190
>Morinth

I forgive her because her VA has a smooth silky voice and is hot and has lewd pics on google

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>>162260385
don't worry, best girl in Andromeda will be femtur

sorry about the tumblr, too lazy to remove the watermark

>>162260882
thats a funny way to spell the most dead girl

>>162260190
Might as well say ALL asari

>>162260993
Samara's pretty awesome

>>162260993
well asari are the worst race in the galaxy so I feel ya

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>>162261064
>well asari are the worst race in the galaxy

Too bad they're gifted with bioware plot armor and will be the smartest most ebin race in the galaxy yet again

>>162261368
I'm pretty excited to sideline beepbeep and never talk to her, so whatever 'bond' she's supposed to form with Ryder looks like she's crazy and making it up

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Just finished ME1 (paragon adept) and I'm a few hours into ME2. Whats the best companion recruiting order? I already have kasumi.
give me back ME1 biotics bioware

No one wanted to see krogan in Andromeda again. No one wanted to see those fucking rapists. Yet, here are Bioware and Mac pretending they are fan favorites. It makes me sick. I am literally shaking

>>162261702
>I am literally shaking

almost got me until I read that

>>162261702
Krogan are great

Asari however, now theres a race we can do without

>>162261503
Recruit Archangel and Tali as soon as you can, especially Archangel. Give him an Incisor and he can solo a good chunk of the game, plus he's got great banter

Pick up Mordin and Zaaed at the same time you grab Archangel, then grab the Krogan.
That unlocks other recruitment things, and I tend to do all the recruitment before anybody's loyalty missions.

Once you've got your squad, do all the other missions you can, except the Reaper IFF

>>162261702
They're only considered fan favorites because of wrex and grunt. All other krogan are shit

>>162261702
Wrex and Grunt are fan favorites
Krogan as a race aren't particularly liked

still, they're more popular than Asari, who Bioware really likes to force down our throats

>>162261807
I gave him by best sniper rifle with my best damage and high explosive mods and he was one-shotting and ragdolling everything

>>162261702
I welcome the krogans' presence as rapists and only deplore the absence of BTs, who make up the other half of the strong muscular rape brothers

>>162262007
In ME1, to clarify.

>>162262007
Giving him the Black Widow in ME3 is fucking hilarious. That, his AP ammo, High-velocity Barrel, and concentration mod, and i'm pretty sure he can triple-tap Banshees

>>162261702
If Drack wasn't in the game, who would rape Vetra?

>salarians lay eggs
>krogan lay eggs
>asari clone themselves
>humans have sexual intercourse
>quarians steal babies

how do turian have babies?

>>162262420
Okay, that is just blatantly untrue.

Krogans don't lay eggs.

>>162262690
>Prior to the genophage, krogan could reproduce and mature at an astonishing rate. Females are known to produce clutches of up to 1,000 fertilized eggs over the course of a year. In present conditions, according to EDI, the odds of a krogan successfully giving birth to two females stand at 1 in 2,000.

>>162262731
>Females are known to produce clutches of up to 1,000 fertilized eggs
>successfully giving birth

SO WHICH IS IT?

>>162262841
>lay an egg
>it dies in the egg there for it isnt born
>it lives it has been born

>>162262841
I think it's the latter, and EDI is simply referring to cellular eggs, aka ova.

Also, Wrex talks about 'piles of dead children', which only really makes sense if they were live-born. Of course, they could have taken the unformed fetuses out of the eggs before piling them up, but that seems unlikely.

>>162262415
>Krogan
>being able to rape anything

>>162263101
I mean the krogan are based on dinosaurs so theres that

>>162263101

But that doesn't make sense, either, if the genophage is a fertility disease.
If only 1 in 1000 krogan (females?) are fertile, then where do the stillborn come from?

Also
>1000 fertilized eggs
>>successfully giving birth

Do they give birth to a thousand children?

>>162263873
>Do they give birth to a thousand children?

without the genophage? yes

Jesus, the krogan are such fuck-up of a species on Bioware's part.

>>162264209
and yet, they aren't as shitty as Asari are
which begs the question: how? Asari are basically Eldar or any other holier-than-thou old race, but they're shittier than any that I can think of

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>>162264531
you're only supposed to want to fuck them, not think about their logic.

>>162265215
then maybe bioware shouldn't shove Asari 'culture' in my face every ten seconds

>>162265215
>white people should be with white people it causes abominations to be born
>i mean asari, asari shouldnt be with asari, ardat yakshi yeah thats it, monsters, terrible monsters that eat souls and shoot black kids

>>162265293
shouldn't

>>162249921
Make a retard face and grab the gun like a gorilla while staring into his eyes with my own soulless orbs. Apparently that's how you do it.

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>>162265215

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>woke up
>still don't have Jack in my life

damn

>>162265215
someone should make one of these for quarians

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>>162266137
already done

>>162266018
She dead?

>>162266793
looks more like fresh from a gangbanged and thrown out without her clothes

>>162267056
Not seeing any fluids

>>162267218
homeless bitch like her's gotta drink something

>>162266526
saved

>>162267218
gotta keep hydrated

>>162267384
>>162267326
>>162267218
>>162267056
>>162266793
ur meen

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Blue sluts in Master of Orion, too.

>only female warriors
Lol.

>>162268218
thinking about picking it up since it's on sale on gog. worth it?

>>162268735

Oh, that's just off of a Youtube video, sorry.

>>162268218
what game is that?

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>>162269365

Master of Orion.

>>162269365
the new Master of Orion.
elerians aren't exactly new though

>>162269573
is it gud?

>>162269573
>not going full-on xeno relations

>>162269723
>xeno relations

reported to the proper authorities in every country

>>162269651

See: >>162269090
I wanted to check it out first.

>>162269791
so...Guinness World Records? First person to fuck an alien babe?

>>162240182
I really like this picture.

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>>162270162
Imagine that though.

Being the first human to ever dick an alien, the very first one

I mean, that goes against the very fabric of human nature but it's still a pretty good achievement.

Something the millions of ancestors who watch our lives from beginning to end including when we're masturbating would go "phhffff well at least she's not black" over

>>162270575
what if its a slime alien that looks like a sexy blob of tar

or what if its an alien that is just black as in just the colour black, like an asari but black

>>162270673
w-well


I thought we were at least keeping it to humanoid aliens

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>>162270575
you and that alien would go down in your respective histories forever.

Depending on how inter-species relations develop, that might not be a good thing, but your name would at least be immortalized

>>162270720
I mean, just imagine a slime alien, just imagine it wrapped around you

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Christian Bale andromeda face code when?

>>162270892
>tfw don't hate default ryder but am gonna try making a custom ryder
>its gonna come out shit like everything I try to customize cause i'm terrible at it

at least i don't hate male ryder

>>162270892
probably when it's out.

>>162270965
I don't hate him, but I don't like him that much. Unlike Sheploo, who was phenomenal

>>162271057
pretty much

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>>162270892
>see sloane kelly
>"DO I GO AROUND RIPPING YOUR FUCKING COLONY DOWN?"
>disarm turian
>"drop it!"
>"UGH, IT'S FUCKING DISTRAAACTIIIING"

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>>162270965
>at least i don't hate male ryder

>>162271314
Is that Vega? Vega was dope

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SUPERMAN THAT HOE

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>>162271167
>Do you like the elcor artist Forta? I've been a big Forta fan ever since the release of his 2182 piece, "Ekuna". Before that, I really didn't understand any of his work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Ekuna where Forta's presence became more apparent. But I think Vaenia, was the group's undisputed masterpiece.

>>162271593
surprised nobody's edited that clip with the Roadrunner's "meep meep" noise

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>>162271404
not in that pic

>>162271593
should have called her Rickets or Bandy Legs instead of Beebeep

>>162271593
beepbeep looks like she was dropped facefirst onto a cinderblock when she was a baby.

>>162272109
>expecting an asari to look attractive

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>>162272159
Shiala exists nigga

>>162272205
I'll take Squad mates used the least by the majority of people who play the game for 300 alex

>>162272274
THEY ARR ROOK ARIKE

>>162272274
No she doesn't

>>162272205
what ass? I can understand talifags falling for the ass but that?

>>162272205
Literally a bird

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>killed the rachni
>didn't cure the genophage
>still have to deal with a multitude lesser races in ME:A

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>>162272924
>I can understand talifags falling for the ass but that?

Not just ass, she has the best body in the game above the knees

>tfw getting 'that' message from qt alien gf.
>tfw having a little chat as you gather up the pre-packaged bags she has prepared.
>tfw heading over to the Rent-a-cleanroom building and ask to be let in to her room.
>tfw seeing the receptionist getting shocked when gf insists on the intercom.
>Before the supervisor can come say it's against regulation you're on your way up. Then you're entering the airlock.
>She's wrapped in a towel. Hair still wet from decon shower.
>You disrobe and shower too.
>She smiles and gives you a warm kiss as welcome.
>She's beautiful.
>Things get a little hot and heavy.
>Lewd objects in the bag you brought ensure she gets the best out of the night. The place is expensive.
>Afterwards you're both sweaty and exhausted.
>She digs in the bag. You start fearing she's not sated.
>A pair of plastic boxes in her hands. She hands one to you.
>There's a sandwich in it.
>She chews with a happy grin on her face. It's been a long time since she's had anything other than paste.
>Rest of the night is spent lounging in front of the TV, sharing a blanket.
>A little fondling too.
>A lot of fondling.
>When you wake up she's playing with your balls.
>Have a quickie before leaving.
>She takes all the towels.
>Receptionist gives you a glare.

>>162273189
>didn't cure the genophage

its funny because they leave before you cure it so how the fuck are the krogan even gonna survive in andromeda

>>162273370
>When you wake up she's playing with your balls.


DROPPED

Only I can play with my balls, should have been

>When you wake up she's running her fingers across your chest

or something

>>162273281
THIS WASN'T ABOUT TALI YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>162273498
What if she's very gentle?

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why are cerberus so much more aesthetic than the systems alliance?

did bioshit actually want you to root for them instead?

>>162273694
plot armoured bank accounts

>>162273694
I liked the alliance outfits more than cerberus, but martin sheen had some bangin' suits

>>162273694

Good lord, the designers really lost touch after the first game.

Does anyone have that old post-synthesis fic from javik's perspective where he's losing his memory and cant remember stuff like why he didnt like synthetics?

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>>162273841
It bugged me that you never see or had backup from Cerberus soldiers in ME2, then suddenly there's millions of them in ME3

>want to finish my ME3 playthrough
>dont want to stop watching the dota majors

feels bad

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>>162275147
based /d2g/ + /meg/ bro

>>162275546
you know thats right homie

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>>162274937
>that guy almost making it then getting hit by the traffic lights

>>162275546
>Yotsuba Blue
>not Tomorrow
LMAO

>>162278674
so dark and edgy xd

>>162278863
not him, but its easier on the eyes honestly

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>>162278986
Decided to try it out and I certainly agree.

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>>162273370
Cute.

>>162279771
lmao looks like Kaidan, you wouldn't go gay for him in ME3 so he stole your girl kek

>>162279990
not my girl, don't care

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Rate all the relevant squadmates of Mass Effect trilogy without inclining towards your waifu.

>Tali'Zorah
10/10

>Liara
9.9/10

>Garrus
9.8/10

>Wrex/Mordin
9.5/10

>Thane Krios
9.2/10

>Jack
9/10

>Legion/Grunt
8.5/10

>Miranda/Kaiden
8/10

>EDI/Samara
7/10

>Jacob/Zaeed/Ashley/Javik/James
Literally who/10

>>162280484
>without inclining towards your waifu.

>Tali'Zorah
>10/10

come on now

>>162280484
>Tali 2/10
>Liara 1/10
>Garrus 5/10
>Wrex 5/10
>Mordin 5/10
>Thane 3/10
>Legion 4/10
>Grunt 4/10
>Javik 5/10
>Edi 2/10
>Samara 3/10
>Miranda 4/10
>Kaidan 6/10
>Jack 6/10
>Zaeed 8/10
>Ashley 8/10
>James 8/10
>Jacob Nigger/10

>>162280930
hahaha yeah uh, what?

>>162280997
he's talking about dota

>>162280930
Totally senpai.

>>162280930
WG is playing Dota now?

>>162281615
That's more like it.

>>162280484

>Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
10/10

>Wrex
9.5/10

>Mordin
9/10

>Garrus
8/10

>Javik
8/10

>James
8/10

>Legion
7/10

>Ashley
7/10

>everyone else

Literally who/10

>>162280484
>>162281747
>Tali
>10/10
can't make it more obvious

Those who talk shit about quarians and Tali... insult edderf, supreme autocrat of /meg/, and make an enemy of all posters here

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Sandworms and rockworms! Huge, insectoid-like creatures with wings! Bear-like animals with large front limbs and white fur!

>>162249946
/meg/ was always /pol/.

Also what the fuck is /MEG/ you mongoloid.

>>162282319
>xeno sympathising

join your waifu at the bottom of the cliff

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>>162280484
10/10
>Mordin
>Thane

9/10
>Tali
>Garrus
>Wrex

8/10
>Grunt

7/10
>Samara
>James
>Javik

6/10
>Kasumi

5/10
>EDI
>Zaeed

4/10
>Ashley
>Jack
>ME2 Legion

3/10
>Liara

2/10
>Kaiden

1/10
>ME3 Legion

>>162282503
>/meg/ was always /pol/.
get a life you faggot

>>162282503
>/meg/ or /MEG/
we aren't on /b/

>>162282512
Insult edderf, and you will be ignored by all other posters. His is the Will of /meg/. Disobey and you are condemned as a tumblrina

>>162282319
>edderf

It's 'eddrf', try again.

>>162282816
no one cares about edderf and his shitty fanfics about terrible xeno scum

>>162282608
>Kaiden

>>162282319
>>162282816
>edderf

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>>162266018
I like this picture.

>>162271602
Underrated post.

>>162273370
Neat. And cute. Also painfully real which brings back the crashing weight of utter loneliness in my life

>>162274937
>That guy fast-pedalling away and getting smashed by that light. Damn. When you look closer you can see him decapitated.

>>162282319
Hopefully, there are quarian males in Andromeda. That way, we will have more than one sissy, effeminate species with gayboys other than the Bioware numale humans who are good for taking huge cocks in the rear

>There will no character like Tali in Andromeda
>Every character will be dumb shit unlikable gay garbage like in Dragon age Inquisition
>PeeBee is literally Cera 2.0

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>>162283432
Cassandra was alright

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Why did the shittiest girl have the lewdest romance scene?

>>162283645
Cassandra was a man

>>162283432
>There will no character like Tali in Andromeda

Thats a good thing, means there's room for an actual good character

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-12-09-mass-effect-andromeda-interview

"One piece of feedback you guys got from the trailer and responded to very quickly via Twitter to is the quality of the facial animations and lip-syncing. You've said you're working on it but I wondered how much more you can do there in the engine?"
>We are absolutely working on it. As was mentioned in the tweets it's actually something that comes last in the polishing stage. We've been using full facial capture for the first time to record the actor's performance and it's also the first time for BioWare working in Frostbite - I think we're beginning to push that fairly far. We're actively working on it and it's the last thing to be polished before we do a manual pass and really, really tweak all those movements because we first wanted to make sure the dialogue is final and settled.

>it's also the first time for BioWare working in Frostbite
>first time for BioWare working in Frostbite
>first time in Frostbite

Good. About time they started disregarding that abomination which was Inquisition as something that never happened.

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>>162279771
Thank you.

>>162282319
Behead those who insult me.
Supreme autocrat? Sounds fancy. What are the perks? When do I get my nuclear football? This place does have an arsenal of WMDs right? r-right?

>>162282885
REEEEEEEE

>>162283291
Thanks anon.

I feel sad for that guy. If only he tried to go left, or just kept straight. The universe really wanted him dead.

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>>162283707
Shaddap!

>>162283761
Thats not what they meant, Bioware Austin worked on Inquisition

Bioware Montreal is working on Andromeda

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wehre mai BT brohs att?

those who mate with xeno scum are race traitors!

>>162283645
Vetra will be the Cassandra of ME:A. Best waifu but too fugly for cis males to romance. BeePees is the other option and she is insufferable like Sera. All hopes are on Cora now. She better not turn out like Vivienne or Josephine

>>162283998
What about those who are raped in the ass by aliens, especially men?

>>162284324
>being so delusional to think that xeno scum would ever even hope to accomplish such a feat

>>162284191
>tfw find out no human females to romance
>not even your sister

guess the only option is gay sex with a human

Food for thought

Salarians
>fast-talking smart guys always planning ahead and all
>start rachni wars because of reckless exploring
>devastating intergalactic conflict
>uplifted pre-spaceflight species known to be aggresive and expansive that already experienced nuclear holocaust and barely survived
>give futuristic weaponry and spaceships to them, be suprised when they expand rapidly what eventually leads to war
>second devastating intergalactic conflict
Yeah they are cool and all! Smart, innovative and also Mordin!

turians
>fired at human ships that didn't even know about galactic regulations about activating dormant mass relays
>didn't give a single fuck about establishing communication, just some fire practice for bored crew
>keep raping their scouts, eventually reach their colony
>bombard civilian centres with debris from orbit, kill thousands of innocent sentient humanoids just to kill a squad of marines
>council is happy that turians can blow off some steam, not a single fuck given about the atrocities
>get ass-raped eventually when humies reorganised themselves
>council intervenes only because they realise humans are not total pussies and big war means big monies lost
>use propaganda to show humans as aggresive and expansive, when they fought defensive war
Cool, cold, militaristic, honorable guys. Garrus is so rad!

Quarians
>'uplifted' robots to aid them with almost everything
>they grow sentient, quarians try to reverse the course of action, start a war
>lose millions if not billions, barely escape their own homeworld
>devastating local conflict, no other species afflicted
>noone gives a fuck, no humanitarian aid provided
>they are actually considered a rouge state, on the same level with slave-using, terrorist nazis
>noone gives a fuck about the hostile AI growing in power, not their space, quarians don't have resources to counterattack, have to steal or beg just to survive
>suddenly sovereign happens, fucking quarians created the geth
Fucking gypsies.

>>162284387
Humans are too physically weak to resist the advances of krogan and even BTs. ZHuman men would easily be anally raped.

>>162283432
>There will no character like Tali in Andromeda

Game's not going to be worth it then desu. Will probably buy in a bargain bin for $10 a few months after release.

>>162284526
Liam and Numale Ryder are being set up as homosexuals, even bigger faggots than Sheploo and Kaiden were

>>162284567
>delusional fantasies of a xeno sympathising beta

Krogan and Batarians would be utterly destroyed before even hoping to accomplish anything as grandiose as rapping a human

>>162284723
>unironically using the term numale

wew lad

http://i.imgur.com/YzbtwZG.png

Am I the only one who hates how similar the Alien society is in the Mass Effect universe compared to the human society in real life?

Like the whole economy, schools, college, jobs, clothing, law/government, companies, everyone using vocal communication, etc. Can't do they show something different and innovating?

>>162285431
is she hiding her mating tube?

>Mac Walters: Yeah - I think there's a lot of different ways we could introduce new characters like that, new squadmates, whether they are one-offs for a mission... But I think Andromeda is more of a persistent experience, more of an open world than we've done before. Even once the critical path story, the main narrative, is done there's still a lot to accomplish. It's a game of exploration so if we wanted to create a space for a new follower we can do it. It's more a question of will we do it, at this point. I wasn't ruling it out, I think I meant, but it's certainly possible we'll bring in new characters before we get to a Mass Effect Andromeda 2.

if new squadmates can be integrated into the game that easily and played with after the campaign is over it makes me think there is very little squadmate interaction and dialogue in the critical path, just like all the other bioware games. where you are basically the only person doing any talking and companions only give ambient dialogue or a few random lines here and there and are basically just moving shooting platforms for combat. that's disappointing if that's how they do it.

>>162286191
Of course.

>>162284551
Do one for the Asari

The worst race in the galaxy

http://i.imgur.com/eGIO3dI.jpg

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>Dr. Sloan, I'm Pathfinder.

>>162286861

>Mac Walters: Yeah - I think there's a lot of different ways we could introduce new characters like that, new squadmates, whether they are one-offs for a mission... But I think Andromeda is more of a persistent experience, more of an open world than we've done before. Even once the critical path story, the main narrative, is done there's still a lot to accomplish. It's a game of exploration so if we wanted to create a space for a new follower we can do it. It's more a question of will we do it, at this point. I wasn't ruling it out, I think I meant, but it's certainly possible we'll bring in new characters before we get to a Mass Effect Andromeda 2.

Literally nothing. I'm getting sick and fucking tired of videogame designers giving out pointless interviews where they can say line after line and still divulge absolutely fuck all. Bunch of cunts.

>>162289849
Tell me about Sloane. Why does the wear a spiked toilet seat?

>>162290513
A hothead? Great.

>>162290513
If I pull off that toilet seat would you die?

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>>162291412
You first.

https://my.mixtape.moe/abkyuy.png

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>>162283690
She's a slut.

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>>162292113

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>>162291412
it'd be extremely painful

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>>162292113