Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

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>>162028880
first for liara a shit

SHIT

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>>162028880
What is Novus panem?

>>162029073
2nd for truth.

>>162029128
>Novus panem
new bread

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I like Jack

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>>162029128
this is tali thread now

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>>162029128
shit i posted same photo

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>>162029623
>>162029693
yur gey

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>>162029750
>having feelings for worst girl
pls

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>>162029974
Tali is all fungal under her suit.

>>162029974
I've never seen Liara with tan skin...

>>162029623
>>162029693
>Cozy Tali.
Best Tali.
There's something about quarian wearing their suit but with something else too. Like a blanket on top, or a sweater around their shoulders. They look so comfortable.
>tfw will never share a blanket with qt femquar gf.

>>162029750
I like Jack too, She's pretty great. I've never understood what purpose that big gold thing serves though.

>>162030154
>I've never understood what purpose that big gold thing serves though.
hearing aids, her ear drumbs exploded when she crashed a space station into a moon

>>162030258
>hearing aids
>aids
lol i wrote that and still find it funny.

>>162030258
I actually like that idea. Sort of.

>>162030074
reeeee
no she isnt
ctr shill pls go

>>162030154
i hope when we die we go to ME universe so i can have femquar gf

>>162030975
she might be, hell all Quarians might be,

i bet their skin is filled in fungus's, skin infections, and their own bile

>>162031259
Dumb nurglite doesn't even know how the fuck stilsuits work.

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>>162031072
>life uneventful life
>maybe marry a qt
>have 1 or 2 slightly disappointing children
>qt and I stop living each other but keep going for sake of kids
>stay together cause we can't do better
>get old
>be on hospital bed
>kids not there
>old bitch wife is watching tv
>silently slip away
>flatline
>everything goes black


>suddenly hear the tone of a heart monitor
>"Shepard?"
>"SHEPARD!"
>open eyes
>see her face

>>162031472
>nurglite
i know words too you know,

YOU TROGLODYTE!

>>162031687
What happens when Shepard or your waifu dies of old age?

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>>162031687
Better written then Mass Erect 3's ending

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>>162031979
Winning "Highest IQ on the Short Bus".

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>>162031687
i quite literally hope and pray that this is the reality. Maybe the afterlife is some abstract existence where its like a dream. fuck this universe dammit

>>162030154
>big gold thing

I thought I read that it was part of her implants/biotic shit. Might've just been a theory I read here though.

>>162031861
at that point id be okay with eternal blackness. Just getting a chance to live in that world would make it all ok

>>162032143
>not wanting to be king of the retards
>not wanting the loyalty of legions of dim wits with retard strength

>>162032260
I thought it was like a future earring. Someone else wears them. Can't remember who.

All the waifus, mudwrestling.

Who wins? Biotics are discouraged but allowed.

>>162036216
Ash wins, has had experience in mudwrestling.

>>162037020
fuckin country trash.

>>162036216
The people watching

>>162036216
Vetra

She has reach

>>162037702
>Implying she wasn't Garrus' flexible counterpart.

>>162038246
Nah I think she's a biotic, not a scout

>>162028880
I haven't been following shit.

So where and what the the hell is Andromeda even doing?

How are they dealing with the color endings from ME3?

Why are there humans with N7 emblems running around if it has nothing to do with the first trilogy?

Are there any connections at all?

Why should I care?

>>162038606
Andromeda Initiative is a bunch of people from a bunch of races getting sent off to the Andromeda galaxy between the events of 2 and 3, in case the Reapers kill everything

They aren't

They came from the Systems Alliance N7 program

Only basic ones, most likely

and Vetra is why you should care

>>162038606
>So where and what the the hell is Andromeda even doing?
what this guy said >>162039251

>How are they dealing with the color endings from ME3?
they are avoiding it by saying the colonizers left for Andromeda before the events of ME3

>Why are there humans with N7 emblems running around if it has nothing to do with the first trilogy?
cause they are alliance military, Shepard isn't the only N7 soldier

>Are there any connections at all?
same universe, that's about it.

>Why should I care?
ever wanted to bang a female version of Garrus?

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If she's not romanceable, I will have lost my last bit of faith in Bioware

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tali-, femkro- and femtur-cancer get out

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>>162041028

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>>162041028
>didn't help the Batarian Admiral in ME3
>Batarian race is completely extinct by the time the Arks reach Andromeda

>>162040257
Don't worry, I have sacrificed many virgins to the Slaanesh. Not just bitter men of 4chan but actual, quality females. We will the Turian waifu we deserve.

>>162041548
you just need a million or so people to restart

so, you think there'll be potential to sacrifice companions in this one? it's practically tradition at this point

please let me kill beepbeep

>>162042359

Mac said in that 101 Questions video that no companions can die in this game.

>>162042561
no companions can die in combat u mong
doesnt mean they cant die in cutscenes ;)

>>162041028
>batarians
>allowing liarafags to larp
ur the real cancer here

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>>162042340
good thing i also destroyed thier system in me2

I brought peace to the milky way, one dead BT at a time.

>>162043127
>kate_n_bd finally learned how to put just a tiny little bit of dynamic into her pics
>her characters don't look like cardboard cutouts any more
didn't think the day would come.

>>162042359
>beepbeep
oh hey someone else calling her beepbeep.
i started doing that like 5 generals ago.

did i start a thing!?

>>162043554
yes, yes you did
beepbeep

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>>162043713
nice.

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>>162044907
woops wrong webm

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Is submission not preferable to extinction, /meg/?

>>162045046
is this turning into a Germany/Sweden/Europe /pol/ thread again?

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>>162045628
although i took part in that
not again

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>>162046293
>>162043127
>>162029693
>>162029623
I-is there any pics of Jack in comfy sweaters?

>>162045046
Why was ME not even able to produce one decent villain after Saren?

>>162047187
I never felt saren was a good villain

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>>162029623
>>162029693
I want to see Tali and Shepard having a cozy cuddly night in a mountain vacation house while it's snowing outside. Preferably with cocoa/dextro cocoa while ribbing on B-movies based on their adventures.

>>162030154
>tfw will never share a blanket with qt femquar gf.

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS?

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>>162047092
you're asking the wrong questions, lad.

>>162047282
I thought he was at least decent. Head and shoulders above the villains in ME2/ME3.

Also Sovereign was cool.

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>>162047356
I just want Jack to be warm.

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>>162047336
Let time pass quick
Let death come swift
Soon among the Normandy
My soul will drift

>>162047414
Did me2 have an actual villain? Like a single guy to call the "bad guy"

Me3 had TIM and the reaper hordes but even that felt kinda "meh"

>>162047647
I guess like harbinger

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>>162047523

>>162047662
Yeah I guess, with the whole "assuming direct control" thing

So is harbinger also the moan bad guy in me3? Also when exactly did we learn the leader of the reapers was named Harbinger.

>>162047647
That'd be ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ASSUMING CONTROL, THIS HURTS YOU.

>>162047698
Daaaaw. I wanna hug her, and give her hugs!

>>162047778
1. Yes. Either him or the Starbrat. But only technically, since Harbinger doesn't even say a single line.

2. We learn that there's a Reaper named Harbinger on Horizon in ME2 (he announces his name in his combat taunts), we only learn he's the leader at the beginning of ME3. It's in the codex.

>>162047825
Oh my.

>>162047901
Ok thanks

>>162045023
>i cant believe she used the wrong pronoun I am literally shaking right now

>>162047778
Leviathan mission
Harbinger was the first reaper
The real leader is the starkid ai thing

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>>162047092
afraid this is all I have

>>162048480
Oh right, it's just been a while since I've played me3

>>162048654
Good'nuf

>>162046293
>For a second I thought this was a YURI! on Ice crossover

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>>162048654
>posting a watermarked version when I posted the one without above

xenoboys ww@

>>162049182
w-what?

What if cloneShep tried to steal your waifu instead of your laifu?

>>162051305
I'd introduce him to my raifu

>>162051501
>not up close and personal with your knaifu

Post Quarian bunda

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>>162052154
>"Hey Shepard, I was wondering which movie you'd like to- keelah, are you staring again?"

>>162053812
"I have another activity in mind for tonight, Tali"

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a control ending femshep of mine

>>162055568
There is no Shep in the Control ending though? Their body gets disintegrated, and a new AI is spawned. It's not even Shepard. The new AI is just supposedly based on them.

>>162053812
all I see are the aztec faces on her back

Post Javik or Protheans in general

>>162056085
no

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Whew, just finished my Nuclear Power research presentation, finally free for the day to shitpost in /tali/ general

>>162060141
>Nuclear Power
Something interesting?

>>162060240
For me, yeah

I fucking love everything nuclear, doing a physics degree atm but plan to specialise in Nuclear physics and technology, my presentation was on Fission power specifically, with some talk about thorium based nuclear reactors

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>>162060440
For you.
http://tnenergy.livejournal.com/

>>162046293
>dr solus i'm spectre

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>>162060647
thanks dude, appreciate it

>>162060723
CRASHING THIS SHUTTLE

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>tfw no swole fishfu

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>>162062726

it's going to be boring like inquisition isn't it.

>>162063485

Might be mildly fun, with some strange animations in the cinematics.

>>162064465

I like slightly chubby women, but that's a bit too much for me.

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>how i see Bioware office

>>162065139

Looks about right.

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At least the environments will look nice.

>>162065665
>flying rocks
The fuck? Thats stupid. Flying rocks is a cancer of any fiction.

>>162065818

Malfunctioning mass effect field generators.

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>>162065927
>>162065818
Good morning /meg/

>>162066050
Good evening, icicle.

How are the Jack and Miranda romances in ME3 and Citidel? I've never done either and have been thinking of starting a new playthrough.

>>162066787
Pretty meh
Miranda's isn't that bad
I don't know about jack ask the jack fangirl

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>>162068219
>jack fangirl
Wuz gut nyikka! Have I ever mentioned I like Jack?

>>162066787
The jack r in me3 Stars up again at grissm academy and she pushes you then damn near fuggs right there in front of everyone, later on you meet her at the club and dance, then you see her at the end when you talk to past buddies.

With the citadel dlc there's a couple nice moments like when she gives you a tat.

>>162070639
>pushes
Punches

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So what you hairy niggas doing right now?

I'm studying for a class and listening to 2pac

>>162071675
dinning, then I'm going to finish me3

>>162071675
playing ME3 and listening to Powerwolf.
Sanctus Dominus is fun to play during the Reaper fight on Rannoch

>>162072107
Do you know what you're gonna choose?

>>162072197
>Powerwolf
>Sanctus Dominus
Aw shieet, nice.

>>162072514
red

>>162073163
the only ending, you mean?

>>162072514
>ME3
>choice of endings

...wot

>>162073163
Red choice best choice

>>162045046
Anyone noticed Saren was the only Turian in existence without the proportions of a twig? He's the sole exception. The rest of the race have scrawny arms, tiny waists (Garrus had about the same waist size as Tali in ME1) and bird legs. Saren's ripped as fuck in comparison.

>>162074041
He's main antagonist, he had to stick out

>>162074041
Reaper tech made him swole

>>162071675
just finished japanese final feelsgoodman
only one more
then going to play ME1-3 over the next 3 days

>>1602074041

You mean the swole exception.

>>162074421
Good luck.

ded

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>>162080034

Sorry. For some reason I've spent the last 49 minutes listening to a guy tear apart The Force Awakens. 17 more minutes.
The movie is almost fascinating.

>>162080034
>>162080328
>2 posts
>Jump from pg 9 to 5

Must be a slow day

>>162073539
that's exactly what I meant

>>162080578
>>162080578
Tempest is so small ):

>>162081071

As long as it doesn't have wires laying around, and they actually remember to light it up, I don't think it matters.
I never understood why the SR-2 twice as massive.

>>162081228
TIM has a lot of compensate

>>162081295

I'll say. It was two governments developing the SR-1, investing a shitload of money, but Cerberus makes it twice as large?
Why? Why not a smaller ship for your super team?

>They spent a lot of money bringing you back, Shepard.
6 billion credits compared to hundreds to build the ship.

>>162081228
>As long as it doesn't have wires laying around, and they actually remember to light it up
Too be fair, it was in the middle of a retrofit when the reapers attacked.

>>162081786
How else do you establish Cerberus as this awesome organization with unlimi8ted funds?

>>162081786
It's twice as large because it's full of extra shit. The SR-1 being as small as it was was the real feat. Its mass was so low it could operate in atmosphere, which the SR-2 had issues with.

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Had a dream involving Alicia Vikander. I don't even find her particularly attractive.

>>162070639
We got a Jack fangirl? Since when?

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>>162083423
I dreamed I could fly two days ago. had that dream recurring over the last few months. best shit ever, it's half lucid since I seem to know that I can just wake up if something bad is happening.

>>162084727
>dreaming

I know everyone "dreams" technically but I haven't had one that I remember when I wake up in over 10 years

>>162083423
>Since when?
Always n forever

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>>162085396
>>162084942
ree

>>162085907
>posting pictures of suicide victims

>>162086003
w-what are u talking about
she didnt die in canon ahahahahhaah

>>162086169
>canon
Lol nigga please

>>162086169
Suicide is a cowards way out, sorry brother, but she was a coward

>>162086392
>>162086346
she didnt die i come to this echo chamber for a reason

>>162086484
To mourn the death of a suicidal coward?

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>>162086550
well in my game jack died so fuk u

>>162086595
Which STD did her in?

>>162086674
kek

Biotic charge truly is the most fun ability in the game

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>>162086715
>>162086674
>>162086595
I'll cut u

>>162087482
Mos def

>>162087909
Making us look like Jack wont bring her back

>>162088140
Shaddap! I hope you stub your toe!

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>>162088140
>>162087909

>>162088336
I hope you get a really bad hangnail

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/117057/

any more cute barely lewd Tali stories

>>162088528
How about ANY cute barely lewd Jack stories?

>>162088690
Seems pretty out of character

>those wetlook leggings on Clurbur

Goddamn, son.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BNkTJEnD2mF/
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BNnT-6dj_3D

>>162090747
Who?

>>162091321

Very popular on MEG a while back.

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I know I'm late to the party but I can't get enough of this autist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecHBMgxVBqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4BJ77gjB0

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>>162085396
D-did you shave your head to look like your crush, too?

>>162092557
do you wear a mask to look like your crush?

>>162093046
No. I shaved the sides of my head and grew the hair on the top long.

>>162088924
I'd still like one

>>162093412
I bet you think you look cool

>>162088528
>>162088690
How about cute, erotic lesbian smut no futa stories for once?

>>162093891
Well yeah. I actually prefer non futa

kek, what a shit thread
what are you losers even doing here?

>>162094054
I lost contact with all my friends after high school

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>>162094403
>tfw haven't had a RL friend since middle school

>>162094403
>>162094641
doesnt answer my question what the fuck you actually do in this thread you pathetic loner.

>>162094805

he's making you mad for some reason

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>>162094641
Damn. I haven't seen my best friend, who've I've known since 6th grade, in almost a year, I'm starting to debate even calling him my friend anymore

>>162094805
I miss Jack more than my actual rl gf's

>>162094972
>>162095007
lmao, get a life you sad faggots

>>162095150
You're trying too hard matey

>>162088528

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10092758/10/Against-All-Odds

This one's purdy cute and has mild lewdness in a few chapters like 14.

>>162095150
/dag/ that dead huh

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>>162095150
I don't know how to make friends or ask out girls anymore

>>162095220
>>162095339
>he thinks its bait
lel, look at this sad excuse for a gamegeneral.
just end it

>>162095346
maybe if you kill yourself your situation improves?

>>162095150
I have a life outside of this thread, I'm only here for autistic waifuposting. This is completely unprecedented for me for any work of fiction, but even five years after ME3 I still feel compelled to waifupost. I blame Bioware.

>>162095450
Why end it tho

>>162095450
I'm too stubborn for suicide. I'd rather be a burden on society.

>>162095450
I mean, I feel ya homie, when your only will to live is browsing /dag/ all day and then to just have it be dead for months

my heart goes out to you bro

>>162095505
wew, what a waste of life, think about that time on your deathbed.

>>162095559
>dead game
>dead franchise
>dead community
yeah, idk man, maybe you find some reason.

>>162095574
truely a masterpiece of a subhuman

>>162095621
>le /dag/ boogeyman

>>162095826
>dag
>boogeyman

not even in its wildest dreams, you should just let it end man, there is no glory in it so I'm not sure why you keep trying

>>162095931
>implying Dragon Age Andromeda wont change this place into a SJW hive like /dag/

>>162095826
>dead community
Wtf? There's a new mass effect game coming out.

>truely a masterpiece of a subhuman
>Deal with it nigga
And it's spelled truly, you dumbass

>>162096142
>dragon age
>even on the same level as mass effect

lol

>>162096157
>There's a new mass effect game coming out.
>Mass Effect
how delusionalo can someone be.

>>162096223
what do you think the new game will be like? its Inquisition in a Mass Effect skin you retarded mongo.

>>162096325
>inquisition
>anywhere near as good as any past, present or future mass effect

lol

>>162096325
>how delusionalo can someone be
Wtf? Nigga you live under a rock?

>>162096443
cant you read or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>162096497
apparently you do. didnt you watch any of the trailers?

>>162096630
>thinking dragon age is anywhere near as good as any mass effect

lol

>>162096741
did you just have a stroke?

>>162095826
>implying you need a reason for everything

>>162096630
Bitch you think those are fake trailers or something?

>>162096867
>>162096874
is this general full of braindead kids or what the fuck is going on here?

>>162096809
>so buttblasted that dragon age will never be as good as mass effect

FeelsGoodMan

>>162096809
Played both, ME is 3x better than DA

>>162096993
Faggot

>>162097000
>>162097065
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>fetchquests and crafting
ye, sure sounds like mass effect
you are fucking retarded if you still dont get what I mean but maybe you are just a stupid nigger.

>>162097201
>being this bootyblasted that andromeda will be billions of times better than inquisition just like how every mass effect was billions of times better than any dragon age

Feels great man

>>162097201
>Bitch mad cause DA franchise is dead

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>>162093772
To be honest, I also grew a beard.

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>tfw you just want to talk about waifus but everyone's choking on long thick underage b8

>>162097468
Nowhere near as good as that guy. Also bet you got soft hands

>>162097287
>>162097306
wew, it reallly rare to spot two retarded faggots like this on 4chan.

what if I tell you I never played any Dragon Age part but what I am trying to tell you faggots is that the new Mass Effect installment will have more in common with the Dragon Age series than with the older Mass Effect games.

let me put it in ape you so understand.

new mass effect is no mass effect
new mass effect will be like that shitgame Inquiosition

if you still dont get it then just wait for the release you retarded fags.
what a retarded reddit general
Im out

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>Ah yes, "Biodrones". Radical obese SJWs allegedly waiting in Tumblr and the Bioware forums. We have dismissed these claims.

>>162097602
>On a general dedicated to a game you don't care about

Get a life you bitch made faggot

>>162097468
>implying you dont look like a faggy nu-male

>>162097468
He looks like a fag

>>162097582
>Nowhere near as good as that guy.
I wouldn't say nowhere near, but definitely not that good looking.

>Also bet you got soft hands
I wish.

>>162097738
nigga, did your mom drink while pregnant with you.

I am ranting about the fact that Mass Effect will be more like Dragon age.

are you really this fucking stupid or are you just analphabethical?

>>162097902
You say you haven't played DA and you obviously don't give a shit about ME

Fuck off you waste of space

>>162098047
you really are braindead huh?

>inb4 just pretending to be retarded

you should kill yourself

>>162097751
>>162097789
We can't all be trench coat, fedora wearing cucks, I guess.

>>162098186
Just fuck off

>>162098189
Peacoats are more comfortable

>>162098189
got called out on your faggy little patchy beard and got mad?

topkek

>>162098259
no, you are propably the biggest idiot I met in months, I want to read more of your mental diarreah.
did you get beat up so hard as a kid that your brain never developed or what is the issue with you?

>>162098259
You're pretty new here aren't you?

>>162098420
Actually, my beard is thicker than the one in the pic. If it were patchy, I wouldn't grow it in the first place.

Btw, what got you so triggered?

>>162098568
Your kind of a faggot aren't you?

>>162098420
You like wasting your own time?

>>162098615
sure it is, I bet you are thinking about shaving it off right now because you know you look like a stupid bum with it.

>>162098709
>this triggered
What are you redditards even doing here?

>>162098709
nah, its always funny when autistic kids have their first mental meltdown

>>162097527
Poor Jack.

>>162097602
>being so bootyblasted you start talking like a mexican when your dead game series will never be as good as mass effect

you sure know how to make a guy feel great

>>162098918
Fuck you talking about?

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>>162097527
>tfw no one to play a Mass Effect tabletop game with

I just want to be a freighter pilot accidentally getting thrown into adventures.

>>162099028
the argument obviously takes a toll on your mental situation, I just wait until you snap into an autistic rant or have an mental breakdown like this faggot >>162099018

>>162099321
>gets mad about others enjoying their superior game series
>calls them autistic for not liking his deader than dead game

lol

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>>162098778

>>162099321
Man you're fucking stupid.

>>162099391
>>162099446
>>162099464
topkek
this general is full of idiots

>>162099568
at least this general is alive, unlike your game or general lol

>>162099568
Whatever nigga

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>>162099631
>still thinking I came from dag
you are so fucking stupid its sad

>>162099636
just fuck off to reddit again, thanks

>>162099790
>He likes femshep
Gross

>>162099790
not as sad as the death of your series/general lol

>>162099631
>>162099391
>>162099018
Fucking newfags holy shit.

You're talking to a fucking autist who's obsessed with femshep and liara shipping and how hates dag. He's an idiot, but you lot are just straight up retarded and incapable of rational thought. Just go back to wherever you came from

>>162099867
>>162099878
is this your first day posting here?

/meg/ is having a civil war, again

>>162099996
Femshep is shitshep

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>>162100064
>being a pleb

>>162100036
Some uppity faggot started shit posting. And everyone took the bait

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>>162099306
I know that feel.

>dice set I bought on Black Friday just showed up
>came with 2 extra full sets
>mfw

>>162099946
>autist who's obsessed with femshep and liara shipping

what do you expect, his game is dead now he has to pick the worst options in the best series lol

>>162100192
>Defending your shit taste

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>>162100285
You're not even trying. Please ask a muslim to ritually slaughter you

>>162100339
>capitalizing greentext
fuck off to reddit or lurk moar you ugly newfag

>>162100393
Sorry, I don't live in Sweden or in Dragon Age LOL

>>162100521
Not my fault my phone automatically capitalizes words.

I also didn't know 4chan had its own grammar rules, or are you just being an uppity bitch

>>162100734
>Not my fault my phone automatically capitalizes words.
what a load of bullshit, just fuck off, you dumb faggot

>>162100871
lol that all you got?

>>162100947
even you phone is more intelligent than you to know not to capitalize after a quotation mark

>>162100217

How many dice are usually used in table tops?

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>>162093046
>wearing a mask

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>>162100734
>dumb phoneposter and a newfag
What are you even doing here?

>>162101201
Most are sold in sets of 7, with one d4, one d6, one d8, one d10, one d10, one d20, and a percentile die (pair with the d10 for a 1-100 roll). Some sytems only use some of these dice, a few systems have their own special dice, but your standard set of 7 will cover the most popular TTRPGs out there.

Or you could just play online and use an online roller like most folks do.

>>162101189
>even you phone
>you phone
C'mon now, get it right boy

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Nothing gets MEG going quite like shitposting.

>>162101647
thats the only thing you got?
weak

>>162101405
>newfag
Not a newfag

Also
>Being proud of being an oldfag

>>162101768
don't care, would inseminate all of them

>>162101824
You clearly are, dumb phoneposter

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>>162101785

>>162101824
>deliberatly capitalizing after a quotation mark to keep up with your autistic chinanigans to let random anons think your phone does it
>not capitalizing newfag
kek, get the fuck out you brainless amoeba

>>162102050
>posting reaction gifs because you are incapable to come up with a witty reply

you failed horribly at the bants game
apply yourself

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>>162101824

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>>162102014
stay mad nigga

>>162102105
bitch do you even know what a quotation mark is?

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>>162102245

>>162102329
>what are guillemets
go back to school you stupid nigger

>>162102573
>what are guillemets

that guy who made hell boy?

>>162102573
>guillemets
eh look here bitch this " is a quotation mark

>>162102701
>>162102830
>Guillemets (/ˈɡJləmɛt/, or /ɡiːəˈmeJ/; French: [ɡijmɛ]), also called angle quotes, Latin quotation marks, or French quotation marks, are polylines pointed like arrows (« or »), sometimes forming a complementary set of punctuation marks used as a form of quotation mark.

>being this stupid
you couldve atleast looked it up
must be amerilards

>>162103031
so its not the guy who made hell boy? your post doesnt clarify that so i'm not sure

>>162103031
whatever nigga

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>>162103351

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>>162099631
Fuck u ME general will live on forever. Once all our real friends die Shepard will be waiting ready for a new mission
>normie fag btfo

>>162103928
Do you just quote random people and ramble nonsensically all the time, or was it just this once

>>162104020
I quoted wrong person
First time in thread since 8 am so nah not me

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Not so fast

>>162105797
>attempt to make a badass chinamin ninjer character
>get to thessia and you fight him
>spend the entire fight biotic charging your dick into his ass non stop
>ha ha i beat you shepard china #1
>get to fight him again
>as if once wasnt enough to prove he was a bitch
>dick him up and down the place all over again

helluva soldier martin sheen, hell of a soldier

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Sup /meg/, just back from Wembley Stadium


speaking of football, which team would she support?

>>162105797
What was his purpose? Would have been cooler if TIM went all Lex Luthor and fought us face to face

>>162106067
The Chapecoense because she's just like them, dead

>>162106067
Chelsea

>>162106067
She's not versed in human teams, so she'd support the team you support of course. Might even 'borrow' your too large jersey to wear.

On the fleet she'd 'insist' you support the Rayya-raiders team in quarian foot-hockey.
She even got you your very own set of supporter wrappings.

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>>162106067
Dortmund

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>>162106527
>dirtmund

Tali is a loyal bayern fan, untermensch

>>162106292
Don't make me feel like this right now it's too cold outside

>>162106826
>Tali is a loyal bayern fan
Are you intentionally giving me reasons to hate both Tali and Bayern even more?

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>>162106984
At least we both agree that she supports the best league in the
Süddeutschland

>>162106965
"Cold"
If you ever think it's "too cold" then you're not white.

>>162107396
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

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>>162107171
I don't consider Bavaria German.

>>162107396
i mean if i went outside it would require many layers
Its very cozy

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>>162107507
you're right, Bavaria isn't Turkish enough to be German


Königreich Bayern when?

Why are there Reegar Carbines and N7 Piranhas in Andromeda when both were developed in the Reaper War?

>>162107801
>>162107507
what sport would elcor be good at

>>162107832

Because.

>>162107801
>worlds best midfielder.jpg
how many goals this season?

>>162107909
Competitive league of legends

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>>162107801
>Bavaria
>not filled to the brim with turkroaches
what world are you even living in?

>>162107909
ice hockey goalie, roman/greek wrestling maybe?
not mobile enough for handegg defending

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Holy shit I forgot how hard it is to make a credible face in ME1.
How did I manage, /vg/ ? This Vanguard Shep is going to have a Renegade streak.

>>162108000
Outside of Bayern and the shitty hispterfag parts of Nuremberg, nobody in Bavaria wants the fuckers here, in fact there's a lot of talk here about Succession

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>>162108163
>not using sheploo

what are you, some kind of heterosexual?

>>162108334
You mean secession. And Bavaria is as filled to the brim as any other state of Germany, only NRW has a huge headstart. Leave your dedicated save-zone once or twice.

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>>162107909
curling

>>162108595
well volus not elcor

>>162106527
I have lost all my respect for you

>>162108682
>having respect for WG in the first place
wew lad