OUTHOUSE DUMPSTER edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
where's nu-EG now amerilards
>this deep dark obsession with europe
CHINKROACHES OUT
>THE WEST CANNOT BE DIVIDED
CHINKROACHES OUT
>THE WEST CANNOT BE DIVIDED
CHINKROACHES OUT
>THE WEST CANNOT BE DIVIDED
CHINKROACHES OUT
>THE WEST CANNOT BE DIVIDED
LET'S NOT FORGET
WHO THE REAL CHAMPION OF THIS MAJOR IS
Reminder that Sumail is an honorary white
USA USA USA USA USA
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>162097249
that was only that like 2 vocal autists
>>162097249
>that asspain
tfw you spam od and win every lane and also do 1000000 damage at all times in the game
EG aren't last place now. It's so annoying goddamn. At least this bad news happened early enough that I can still sleep early today. Fucking good night.
>>162097320
>vocal autists
Yep that sums up NA posters pretty well
>mfw I doubted
>need to watch a dogshit BO3 between two teams no one cares for before real Dota starts.
why?
fucking SHIT accents time
Monkey King has been cancelled. They couldn't figure out a way to monetize heroes like LoL so they cancelled him.
>>162097289
The guy on the left is 100% gay, I wonder if he touches them at night
>>162097345
You can't go to sleep yet Justin, still got a series to play
>eg
>american players
>american coach
>american manager
>american organization
>american sponsors
>live in america
>play in america
>not american
>>162097289
Don't believe his lies.
aaaaaaand mute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LbmuyUPyZo
can't wait to see MVP rape OG ass later today lmao
Lmao Americans BTFO out by ODpixel
>>162097396
sick burn :)
>>162097401
>real Dota
>OG vs gooks
Guess I'll just go to sleep.
CRINGE
>gotta watch the fucking red sox
>>162097250
that's where you're wrong goy
What's wrong with ODpixel's face?
>we can beat EG and Wings and anyone else
he said it
CRINGE
5 SLEEPS REMAINING
5 SLEEPS REMAINING
5 SLEEPS REMAINING
5 SLEEPS REMAINING
5 SLEEPS REMAINING
>>162097420
dont be talking shit on banana man
>>162097289
>first to be deported bt Trump
>honorary white
>>162097429
>have to outsource the actual talent
kek
reminder
TI winners from Wisconsin: 1
TI winners from Germany: 0
Sheever's bostonian accent is cute!
haHAA
i haven't played this game in years, what the fuck is going on with these idiots putting on stupid voices
Where the FUCK is OUR guy - Nahaz
>this segment
>>162097585
What is Wisconsin? Is it in Boston?
so when is next bin laden so we can have gulag again? or maybe next non eg game?
End it
>"""""""white"""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>162097654
Prison
>>162097289
>buy a bunch of original trump merch "ironically"
>go on an autistic fit on twitter when trump actually gets elected
So when will Slacks be removed so I can watch majors without muting the stream between matches?
Make a sticky already oh lord
Do Boston people speak like this?
TriHard
>>162097676
What's the point? EG won. This major is trash now. 2/10. And that's generous considering CoL beat EG twice.
>>162097734
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How is this game so easy?
I should buy 5k account to be on my own leveljk
STOP THIS NOW
WE
>>162097703
O fuck, i finished this game some time ago
Was a really really good game, i enjoyed it a lot
>sheever wins because she's a girl
>totally unintelligible
>>162097784
I rate this post 2.569/10
>>162097745
not that guy but did he really go on a trump rant?
Sheever is gay
FUCKING SLACKS SOMEONE SAVE HIS HAIR
>>162097784
>a retard and 2 negroes
Average day in the USA?
sheever's gay
color me surprised
no more good esports for today so I'm gonna sleep. good night lads!
i am still the greatest terrorblade in /d2g/
CHEER
FOR
OUR
BOY
>>162097654
banned from valve events after the sheever incident
>I'M GAY
>>162097784
>>162097795
Forgot pic.
>>162097939
I hope that acne ridden fuck chokes
>>162097942
(you)
>>162097939
>>162097939
Fuck him for not eliminating EG
>>162097923
more like the gayest xD
>>162098006
>that cs on a farming core in an easy game
no you should not
>>162097969
Dota 2 is a homosexual friendly environment
How can this many people have this shit of taste?
Fucking redditards
those black guys took turns on sheever btw gang
>doubting zai in elimination matches
guy is a fucking annihilator
>>162098140
you tell us, you're one of them
>>162098140
>hating our guy
you have to go back
Why do you hate EG so much /d2g/?
>>162098140
>Going on Reddit
>Being surprised that people there like the Reggie Fils Meme of Dota 2
wew, delete yourself lad
>>162098127
Dota 2 is a homosexual environment
>>162098127
everyone that plays dota 2 is gay, so of course it is
>>162097865
he's a bernie cuck
just look at his twitter. and it wasnt really a rant, it was your typical lefty drivel
"2016: the year the right wing convinced the left wing that a woman who spent 50 years helping others was their enemy not their champion."
>>162098037
>EG jobs so hard they are knocked to Single-elimination against TI6 champs by COL
>Wings Jobs even harder
>>162098252
im NOT gay i just like futa
>>162098140
agree with the sentiment
don't agree that slacks is the answer
Richard Lewis vs. Slacks
RL might be in trouble here
>>162098234
I just hate Americans in general.
>>162098313
UncleNox
>>162098115
>farm creeps instead of heroes from the fountain
>>162098313
who
Lil and noone said they'll rape EG. What will happen to raped boys?
REMINDER THAT EG LOST TO COL ON PURPOSE SO THEY COULD BTFO WINGS
>>162098293
I said that and now I'm bi :3
>>162098313
i would not at all be surprised if both these people had a cuck fetish
>>162098313
Slacks is a sperg and a tryhard memer but Lewis is a literally who
Where did the Australians are the best at dota and 3k Australia > 7k EU memes come from?
>>162098313
I thinks RL wins easily, he used tohang outwith a famous boxer
>literally have to watch fucking col vs wg till my boy jerax plays
Explain this dotards
>>162098412
Adelaide.
>bo3 single elim
what did Valve really mean by this?
>>162098270
Bernie believed deeply in net neutrality. He was our only hope
>>162098440
>>162098293
anthem of the closet homo
>>162098127
Are there any gay Dota Heroes?
>>162098313
Rlewis is mad that he can't get into Dota 2. Makes me wonder what kind of a man want's IN dota 2 in the first place, almost everything about dota sucks ass
>>162098440
That isn't even a good photoshop. Look at the distinct line between the nose and face.
I thought I was watching Limmy's Show just now.
>>162098440
>>162098398
RL once confirmed on stream that one of CS:GO personalities is actually a cuckold
>fart
>feels a little wet
>smells like shit, not like fart
>go to bathroom and check what's up
>nothing there
>wipe
>nothing
>go back to my room
>still smells like shit
where it did go?
>>162098313
Slacks is fucking huge
>we will never go back to the Bulldog x Sheever shipping days
Where do the years go /d2g/?
>>162098487
People will say its a rushed Major, since they couldn't get the venue they wanted.
However, I am pretty sure the Spring Major is using the exact same formula
I WANT TO ____ THAT HORSE
>>162098514
please don't post lewd pictures of my wife (futa)
I just woke up, how the fuck did EG beat wings?
>POP POP POP POPOPOP
WTF IS THAT SHIT DOTARDS?????
>>162098571
Looks like the shit is on your post.
Where should i bandwagon now?
VP orCoL
>4 manlets and a fucking gigantic horse woman
They did it again.
They actually did it again.
Amazing.
>>162097289
wasn't this retard bawling his eyes out when trump won
>>162098526
>>162098526
SWM is canonically a cucked gayboy
>>162098569
hahaha no way
>>162098557
What? What happened?
Any subtle /d2g/ shoutouts already? Owen you fuck say something
>>162098374
why not take it further
>>162098506
4chan will be completely taken down by 2018
maybe that's a good thing
>>162098645
b-breed
>>162098440
DELET THIS
>>162097220
You realize America is allowed to be hypocritical right?
>>162098569
in the fetish sense, or the "and on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his" sense?
captcha was Indoor Seating Arrangements
>>162098514
this full picture is the hottest lewd ive ever seen desu
>>162098645
kick from panel
>>162098686
how about you decide for yourself
>>162098645
she probably has a horse pussy too
>>162098526
I like to imagine that Chen, Magina and Yurnero have a homosexual love triangle
>>162098569
>RL once confirmed
seems legit
>>162098708
Well, IIRC he said "one of my close friends" or something like that, but most of his friends are CSGO hosts
>>162098821
In "likes to watch his wife get pounded by another guy" sense
>>162098440
the air is free
>>162098721
Which guy is our guy?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11823293
Who will win?
>>162098830
Source us then homo
monkeys looks fucked up without the long hair
>TI5 era
>Europe (Secret) look invincible
>shitposting never seen before or since: SWNL etc.
>EG win TI5; Europe in flames
>Post-TI6 the tables are turned. EG look strong and the only relevant European team is being carried by an Asian-Australian
>European damage control floods d2g
really makes you think
SCREENCAP OF CLENCHED FIST WHERE
>>162098718
ODPixel trying to imitate boston accent.
what does it mean when a girl wears a choker?
so are we even going to cheer for COL?
>>162098881
image how fast am and jugg can fuck with their low BATs
>>162098686
CoL my man
It'll be more fun if they crash and burn than if the same happens with vp
>>162098234
EU cucks filling the thread since they couldn't attend, pay them no heed
>>162098963
its on r34 i think
>yfw EG made it to Top 8, but coL won't
I like Machine 2bh
>>162099002
she wants to be pumped full of semen
>It's a literally who vs literally who game
>>162098412
Pure unadulterated facts.
Reminder undefeated on TRUE LAN
>>162098963
Eh, it's okay.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1802123#search=Templar_Assassin
>>162098963
http://i.imgur.com/Lhj4XG6.jpg
DO NOT CLICK NSFW
>>162099081
cs staff is the masterrace
>>162099118
These can sometimes be the most fun
WEY AYE MAN A JUST WANNA FEED CRYSTAL MAIDEN A HAM AND PEASE PUDDING STOTTIE AND TEACH HER HOW TO GO FAST
>>162099002
she likes liquid?
>>162098976
>>TI5 era
>>Secret look invincible
>>banter about the game
>>EG win TI5
>>Post-TI6 the tables are turned. EG look strong
>>thread spammed with "american banter" AKA /pol/shitposting
And that's why the rest of the world hates Americans.
literally a player named KANGZ on wg unity
>>162099118
col is more american than eg fampai
>>162099154
>>162099139
>>162099143
>nipple piercings
nah
I didn't know Slacks spoke Chinese
>slack starts talking
>mute the stream
>>162099168
u mad?
I can't not think of /wg/ honestly
>>162099286
hot
Will C-God carry complexity?
>>162099257
>not into nipple piercings
What are you, gay?
>>162099005
coL is more NA than nu-EG.
>>162099275
No, just right.
Are you retarded?Don't bother to reply, is rhetoric, you tardo.
we're not cheering for anyone this series
merely hope that coL drops out and kills themselves
nana looks pretty chill
>>162099487
don't speak for me shitlord
>>162099487
god willing
nothing would please me more than coL dropping out in day 1 at two valve events in a row
>>162099429
>fucking up a perfectly good nipple
can you remember who was part of original three merlinis?
>>162099449
how does irrelevancy taste? you better pray ana carries you :^)
>>162099619
why so mean
>>162099634
chobra
>>162099634
Winter
>>162099632
>fucking up
How? They are even more fun to play with. They are better to look at.
>>162099634
winter
>>162099634
Merlini
LOL SWINDLEZ PRAYING WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.
MURICA
>>162099634
merlini
KYLE IS OUR GUY
REDDITORS DELETE YOUR LIES AND APOLOGIZE
Is swindlez gay?
>>162098313
RL is literally our guy. He chokeslams european cuckolds for fun.
WHY IS MOO MASTURBATING
HES FUCKING HUMPING INTO HIS HANDS
lmao moo
>>162099774
desu it looked pretty cool
>>162099727
"no"
>>162099667
swindlez is the personification of everything wrong with american gamers
full of himself, always shit-talking other players when he has no skill to back it up, assumes that because his team wins that he was a significant reason for the victory
on top of being a smug faggot
moo is kinda making me feel bad
>>162099883
he had to be told by twitch admins to put a shirt on during strim once upon a time
>moo
RAMBLE O-ON
>>162097784
based Chris Tucker
I like Moo guys
He's our goy
Slacks is fucking cringe as fuck
>>162099002
black belt in dicksucking
seriously that's what it is
>>162099657
Ana is a shitter and I won't blindly support the jews.
BTW, how's living with a mutilated cook and surrounded by niggers?
Is Moo are guy?
>Moo
>>162099998
stop being assblasted, sh1t.
it isnt gonna help when that lil dick is up yer butt friday
>>162099487
I was kinda rooting for Col until I remembered Nahaz is on the team.
>>162099998
kys
every e"sport" professional is a humble faggot who always gives safe answers like "it will be a close game but I believe we will win :)" or "I couldn't have done it without my team"
>Moo
>it's fun
CoL is doomed
>>162100194
i hope CoL wins and fires Nahaz
>I wasn't happy with my life so I made it better
I wish I could do that ;_;
>>162100017
VOD? I heard he goes to the gym.
Someone webm that imaginary fedora
>>162099912
nah, he's the white embodiment of dindu' nuffin. we don't support whingy cunts with victim complexes.
>>162100235
That's called "sportsmanship" fatbro.
>>162100194
wait they didn't fire him after the failed ti?
wtf
>>162100235
i'm sorry that you're too autistic to tell apart geniunely nice players apart from the puppeys
Why does every gay analyst hit on winter?
>Solo is playing in top level dota tourney
>meanwhile IBP gotards are still banned
huh
>2 hours of interviews
>only 2 sets done so far
what is it with Americans and commercials?
>team of 5 europeans playing in europe wins a game
UHH YUROTARDS THAT ISN'T A EUROPEAN TEAM
>team with NA minority wins a game
USAUSAUSAUSA
why are americans like this
>>162100235
yeah but swindle has never actually won anything to brag about so hes just a mouthy retard
Why does slacks still have a job?
How embarrassed must his parents be
Imagine having such a cringey mom.
>>162100357
Explain how it isn't political correctness in the sports realm. Take as long as you like.
>>162100289
>you gain so much if you succeed but it's temporary
>you lose kind of a lot if you don't succeed
>you stay frustrated if you don't do anything
just end it
>>162099168
All hatred of Americans stems from severe insecurity
swindlez is on steroids.
would you d2g?
>That alchemist hat
Neat
>Mumma Moo gets to be proud of her son
BUT
>COL goes through
Fuck Moo, got to make this hard.
>>162100470
Not a lot since they show up and support him
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/806585674229018624
>>162100539
Zeus?
>>162100546
Not even hard, i hope COL chokes
>>162100430
All I see in this girl is Mag's face.
THE FUCK.
>>162100546
>hating /our guys/
why?
>i will never have a mom to support my dreams like Moo's
>>162099168
kek, that post ti5 usa spam really did a number on the psyche of you guys, didn't it?
>>162100525
Only if she made cow noises and made Moo watch.
>>162100539
Santa is a CoL fan.
>>162100475
it's kind of adorable actually
at least it's apparent she loves her son
>>162100539
Zeus walks among us?
>>162100627
check your pockets
>>162100575
opvoted for visibility
>>162100510
Actually, here comes for turning this general in a worse version of twitch chat during "burger time".
Nice projection tho, keep bitching about Europe in every NA Vs China match.
>>162100259
>that look on his face
>CoL are reddit's guys
>Cheering for a USA manlet
Go pinoys today boys. rather Pinoy manlet than USA manlet
>>162100575
I don't like lewis and thorin
>>162100539
MAMMA MOO AND PAPA POO
>>162100525
do you think she went on a-cursin' when DC kicked her boy out despite winning?
any new sheevers
>Dotards are actually talking down Moo having supportive parents and calling it cringey like it's a bad thing
Holy fuck you guys are pathetic.
>>162100259
is his mom like 6 feet tall
moo must have a mommy fetish desu
>>162100515
except he looks like dyel
this is starting strength 6 months in status
>>162100731
Thank you for proving my point
>>162100546
>Not wanting to see Team Chad massacre autists
I wanna see Swindlez beat the shit out of that nerd slacks.
>>162100575
>being this desperate for attention
>DotaMajor: KappaPride moment incoming
What did they mean by this?
>>162100486
>Explain how it isn't political correctness in the sports realm
Any successful professional player know he's playing a team game and every member contributes to the victory. That applies to both esports and sports.
Only sore losers bitch about other players.
>>162100291
was around the first couple months of him streaming dota, sorry I cant be of more helphe put on a white tanktop
>>162100539
Moo should talk his dad into doing a Zeus outfit
>>162100616
huh
>>162100575
>2 retweets
>tfw Moo's parent support him in his dream
>tfw if I followed my dream and didn't go to college straight from high school for a major I don't even like I would get disowned instantly
I just wanted to be an actor man
>>162100259
>"Fucking women"
>>162100863
>w-what, how many millions of dollars
>MY loser son?
>o-oy vey i've always supported his dreams
you just KNOW she gave him crap every SINGLE day
>EG beat wings
oh my god it actually fucking happened
how was the shitstorm?
>>162100848
Are you legally retarded?
>>162100259
>Spend years trying to make it in Dota
>Mother spends years telling you to stop wasting time on video games
>Finally get on Mainstage of TI
>Finally get an interview and chance to have people take you more seriously
>Your Mom comes on and takes over interview
>She pretends she always supported you
Look at those dead eyes.
>>162100627
>Mom somehow hears about TI6 1st prize being 20 million
>Hey anon, you're good at video games, why dont you try that?
>>162100470
>made 700k in a year as a 21 year old
not very
Who the hell is Warriors Gaming?
I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
SEE YOU IN HELL IN 6 SLEEPS
>>162101029
No I'm illegally retarded, don't tell the FBI
Got any good mommy porn /d2g/?
Sick of the SD Luna meme already
>>162101117
>responding for me
Fuck off faggot
>>162100470
why?
>>162101094
LMAO 6K DAMAGE
SIX THOUSAND DAMAGESomeone post the image please
>>162101070
Did you have the heart to tell your mom you're basic 4k garbage?
>>162101158
its okay when EG does it though :^)
>>162100987
it's okay. you'll still find your path anon. I believe in you.
>>162101137
I do, actually
>>162100987
Bet you anything that his parents were staunchly against it, he did it anyway, became successful, and his parents supported him after the fact
Do what you wanna do and get acceptance once you're gud
>>162100987
>I just wanted to be an actor man
ahahaha, get fucked you worthless worm, actors are shit people and so are you for even considering it
>>162101076
>C-DOG
Can the SD Luna meme stop already
>>162100987
being an actor is okay but if you get too popular the jews will consume you so watch out for that
>>162100906
Well thanks anyway, I'll have to keep fantasizing with that pic where he's hugging a small boy.
>>162100987
>actor
>disowned
R u azn my man
>>162101171
What's this meme?
I want a team with
SD
Luna
Terrorbalde
Morphling
and Naga
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS
Is this the girl that would suck your soul out through your dick?
>>162101135
did he use the word 'memes'?
>SD Luna again.
Great game of Dota right her-zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>162098763
but where would we go, 4chan is a massive containment site for the dregs of society that hate literally everything, what would happen to us, /v/ and /pol/ especially, if we died?
>>162101135
>GF on his deathbed tells you he regrets siring your father and by extension you
Ouch
>>162098976
>the world hates Americans because of shitposting on /d2g/
oh look, another game of sd luna
>>162101381
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>162097429
>canadian
>dane
>swede
>indian american
>pakistani(born and raised... actually he became flamboyant in america)-american
USAutists living in interesting times. Trump, walls, EG is practically Nordic...
>>162101370
retard
Oh wow Sheever is actually physically wider than the two "men" sitting beside her. Snu snu tier shit
>blue strats
WG has won this draft already. onto game 2 thanks.
>Trump appoints WWE CEO to a cabinet position
>>162101554
she has really broad shoulders
>>162101539
>he told me he wanted to be a truck driver all his live and regretted going to law school.
Truck driver will cease to be an occupation with driverless trucks in the near future.
>>162101554
not her fault she's next to two twinks
dota chad here you fucking cucks, cheer for my fucking team or else
peace out nerds
>>162100461
He's a regular guy just like you and me :^)
>>162101630
Linebacker body
>>162101070
Reminder that no matter how much money you earn in the end, you die like everyone else.
>>162101539
law school sucks dick and sucks life, no wonder.
>>162100987
you can turn it around man. it might be a little late but not too late for you to pursue your dreams. fuck the rest of the world man
do you and let others deal with it
Why is sheever so fucking big
Why dont we ever see alch vs naga?
>Sheever will never take a fat dump into your mouth
Why even live??
>All heroes are blue or purple
Uhhhh.... dotardds??
>>162101601
Smart
>Pick Shadow Demon and Luna
>Win
Just fucking bad the Shadow Demon first phase already.
Is banning Elder Titan REALLY that much more important?
Just posting my aryan husbandu
>>162101554
>tfw you're a tiny Asian man and will never be dominated by a giant dutch amazon
damn
I just want Col win, but /d2g/ is so americantard than other NA team winning will do make this thread going mad.
Hank here. Who the fuck is that guy with my wife...........
>>162101753
>picks the 2nd cutest in OG
n0tail is the first btw.
>>162101723
>Luna will never take a fat dump into your mouth
ftfy
>>162101630
>she will never pick you up, spin you 180 degrees, and make you perform aerial 69.
>>162101753
>Finns
>white
>>162101365
Shadow poison stacks, but its not really 6k, its 1080 i think
>>162101772
amazons dont hunch
>>162101846
>>162101601
Is Vince going on cabinet?
>that feel when you didn't fall for the honeypot groupstages
All of the COL heros are blue
Really makes you think
>sheever will never aggressively jerk you off while making you sniff her sweaty feet
somebody post his webm pls
>>162101772
Tall girls are self-conscious
follow your dreams
>>162101210
Gimme gimme
>>162102001
>feetfag
The worst kind of normie.
A BSJ-tier NA player like Monkeys Forever making it far into the Boston Major would be something. I'm kinda rooting for him for that, I remember him autistically spamming mid Bat 2 years ago or so.
>>162101964
Who here is rooting for the demise of swindle?
>>162101753
Come back to Team Liquid pls
>last pick Weaver
they literally just picked blue heroes, they werent even drafting
>>162102153
I fucking hate when people waste food
>>162100575
how can these csgo turbo autists get out bantered by fucking slacks
these autists are just like charlie, thinking they're hot shit "banter artists" because they have a shitty attitude
>>162102083
Well I mean there's a lot of it, it's not like I can just upload it somewhere
>EG is NA
>/d2g/ loves EG
>COL is NA
>/d2g/ hates COL
doturds?
>Americans
TIME TO WATCH MY BOY ZFRIDGE EAT SOME CHINESE
>>162101821
NEED
>>162101445
ideally they all off themselves because there's nothing to live for if they can't jack off to loli futa while simultaneously crucifying every white girl for not hopping on their dicks
>>162102001
anon i'm gonna fucking vomit please
>>162102153
he's such a bad dude... and so dreamy...
>>162102270
good thing america isn't a democracy
>you will never put sheever's vomit, urine, feces, and vaginal juices into a blender and create a sheever smoothie
is there any point to living anymore
>>162102153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYQAZEzyWg
DAILY REMINDER SWINDLEZZ SWINDLED SN3YKING & OTHERS OUT OF PRIZE MONEY
DO NOT TRUST SWINDLEJEW
Is leveling stats really better than leveling lunar blessing on Luner (besides the first level)?
>>162102342
>America isn't a democracy
t. ilegal voter
>>162102254
/d2g/ is full of losers who were bullied in school.
Why would they rally behind the Chad team?
>>162102254
>>/d2g/ hates COL
I like zfreek tho, he really needs to abandon his brother. Also Moo seems like a cool guy, but he needs to get better and Valve stop stalking his mom.
>>162101171
>>162101094
It was a fun patch
Turns out even with very good backswing cancelling, that its hard to get over 2 stacks
>>162100987
the odds of "making it" as an actor are less than winning the lottery
t. actor whose friend's mom is a tony award winning broadway producer.
>>162102343
reminder
>>162102395
ye, illusions dont get bonus dmg so they deal more damage with stats
How come Swindle is a """"""""""Chad"""""""""" but his brother looks literally like a feminazi
>>162102270
>tfw trump will be the first shitposting president
>>162102350
>Richard Lewis chokes a guy
>literally our guy
>Swindlezz rips off an e"sport" loser and trashes teammate a couple weeks before major
>not our guy
having a hard time keeping up here
>>162102350
wtf I love coL now
LE BALANCED EVANGELION MIDGET
>>162102581
>RLewis didn't end Loda when he had the chance
>our guy
having a real hard time keeping up here
>literally 4 heroes gank mid at 5 minutes
>no on WG thinks anything is afoot
>>162102550
he'd look aright if he shaved
>>162102562
someone should add kelly in there
>>162102550
no wonder valve never invites him
>>162102665
don't get this reference
>USA beating China twice back to back
>>162102581
One is a bantz-man
The other is a cratered, greasy nerd
>offlane omni
>support kunkka
thats backwards
>>162102727
or some dota related edit alltogether
>>162102463
Its still ok for farming big camps once you stack them a few times
Guys is just noticed that, you don't get any random items anymore after you finish the game
what the fuck happened?
>>162102832
but col hasn't even won one game yet
Swindle "scout with wolves" Melonnz
Swindle "efficient euls" Melonnz
Swindle "rack em tax em" Melonnz
Swindle "delete your lies and apologize" Melonnz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYQAZEzyWg
>>162102040
can confirm
gf is taller than me :3
>>162102832
>EG
>USA
???
>>162102948
It still happens once in a blue moon.
>>162102581
>not Jew
>figuratively our guy
>jew
>not our guy
dont see the issue
>yurop gets absolutely embarrassed
>thread crawls to a halt
Really makes me think....
>>162102948
the same thing that happened to TF2
they stealth shut off cosmetic drops until too many people noticed and turned them back on
>>162102581
who the fuck is Richard Lewis
>>162103085
>EG retards piss and shit everywhere
>nobody bothers to post because of the mess
>>162103085
>that obsession with europe
Seek help, dude.
>>162102415
you're misinformed, America is a Representative Republic with democratic influences. Educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygEEL57AcZs
>>162103003
>nigger chimps out on beloved professional player who raises a child that isn't even his own
>our guy
>nice man who introduces younglings to esports takes a little bit more than normal for his efforts
>HURR DURR JEW
>>162103110
reddit csgo dude, tries to force himself into other scenes at every opportunity
>losing with sd + luna
literal subhumans
>>162103110
CSGO Panelist that's like a more edgy Charlie without any of the humour.
>>162102559
His brother is just fat and Swindlez strives for the Chad look. I'm sure you could make them look similar if you tried to.
>>162102415
>and to the republic for which it stands
kys yourself
>>162102918
Some times i miss being 2k, because you often encountered retards would let you get 5 stacks on them.
>>162103231
wonder who could be behind this post
>>162103215
so are you saying the donald is also misinformed?
retard
Who plays next?
>>162103202
>>that obsession with europe
meanwhile
>europeans nonstop posting during a NA vs China game
whos really obsessed here mate
>>162103386
/our papis/
>>162103386
OurGuys
>>162103386
Our Guys versusOG
>>162103426
The similarity is truly remarkable.
>>162103376
>the donald
>>>/reddit/
>Both carries have Treads Wand Aquila DLance
Nice game icefraud
>>162103426
>tfw the full video of this doesn't exist
uhmm... dotards?
>>162103329
Best sort of times
>3 of them push high ground
>they already have 2 stacks of poison on them
>i manage to get 2 more
>blow them fuck fuck up
Its like they dont know what the spell does
>no detection vs mirana game
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>162103395
>>europeans nonstop posting during a NA vs China game
You mean the guys talking about the game? I wish we had more of these.
Are you aware that you aren't on /pol/?
>>162103426
woah
>>162102304
>>162103521
why is that kid so fat?
>>162098861
a pink pussy*
>>162103624
honeypot groupstages
>>162103584
why do u think
we're going the full three games aren't we?
>>162103376
yes I am saying God Emperor Trump is misinformed, and if you actually watched the video I posted rather than "reeeing" at a difference in opinion without even contemplating the legitimacy of our respective points you would understand what you're talking about.
Good day, sir.
>>162103426
my heart actually dropped when this started playing. good find.
>>162103624
delete this
Have col fucked it?
>who gaming unity
literal whos
>>162103624
Twice!
>>162103584
Bcoz he's from USA.
>>162098237
who doesn't like reggie? he's such a nice man
>>162103681
how can he be misinformed if he's a god emperor? if he's right i'm right idiot
>>162103426
this is probably sheever's sister, but not actually sheever
>jew crew losing to a bunch of SEAmonkies
ah yes we've reached the part of the game where luna and shadow demon just win the game by virtue of spamming illusions
gg next
SD Luna is so cancer
When does team liquid play? They're my favorite
>EG lost to THIS
>>162097103
Is there any way to diagnose network problems in the dota client?
I watched the 2nd EG game, and now the game runs at 80% + packet loss making it like a slideshow ( note its 140 fps all the time). Cant tolerate the browser stream with the yapping in the background.
wtf i love malaysia now
>>162103798
Had you ever saw Sheever's sister? She's ugly as sin. And I mean compared with Sheever.
>>162103821
i think they'd simply win the game by virtue of col being absolute dogshit
REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>REMINDER THAT EG THREW IN GROUPS SO THAT COL COULD BE SHOWN UP BY THESE LITERAL WHOS
>Morello was right
dotards?????????????
I call it MEIN LUNA COMP
>>162103790
I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR
>>162103806
fucking how.
>CoL
>>162103798
why is she so lewd?
>>162103798
Source my mans
>>162103919
the word you're looking for is honeypot
why isn't omniknight picked more? serious question
Friendly reminder that CoL were only able to beat EG because they constantly scrim against them.
Against WG they don't know what the fuck do to.
>>162103798
this is probably bait, and not actually as stupid as it sounds
>>162103851
Mine too
Swindle is pretty shit at WW
>>162103935
so you admit i'm and the donald are right, good, leftist cuck
>they just sit there and slowly wittle down the rax at 18 mins
What the fuck kind of outdraft is this holy fuck
They should have just left zfreek at bottom to push in, he pushes faster than these fuckers at this stage
What if:
>Unit hit directly by splinter blast now gets a debuff that hero attacks deal +20/30/40/50 magic damage against it for 6 seconds
>Affects damage done by all heroes, both allies and enemies
How is this happening? It can't just be Luna/SF combo. Seriously, what's going on?
>>162103931
WTF I love LeL now
>illu push
So we come full circle. Fuck the reddit echo chamber which says that this is the most balanced patch yet. There are way too many cheese strats in this patch, fjust ucking die already
>sd luna
>timber drops items in front of enemy raxes to max regen
kek
>>162103975
Mememaster Slacks ruined the heroes credibility.
>>162103885
yeah she was on dreamleague and she wasnt that bad desu
I thought coL were good, what happened
Well back to business as usual
>>162103851
In the next Major's Open Qualifiers
is this tourney worth watching
DED fuckin patch desu
>>162104016
weaver is bad and does literally no damage to the frontline timber
>>162103885
>uglier than ugly
she must be an abomination then
Man this is the weirdest push. It's both fast and slow, and hype and non-hype at the same time.
>>162103931
>the burden of proof is on you!!
Classic jew
Why AREN'T they?
>>162103998
These tummies though
>>162103931
>why healers are a good addition to a team-based pvp game
>what is sustain
>>162103975
not as good against teams above tier 23
>tfw to smrt to not NOT give SD, Luna, Omni, Timber and Kunkka and lose horribly
so what went wrong this game?
>6.89
>Shadow Demon
>Disruption now also grants unpurgable debuff "Disruption Sickness"
>Heroes affected by disruption sickness are no longer able to be disrupted for 60 seconds
THERE
FIXED
YOUR WELCOME ICEFROG
>>162104009
>hey lets pick all blue heroes, bleed blue xD
>ohfugggg we lost :DDD
COL
>>162103998
You just know
>three ogre clubs
Wut
>>162104216
Zero risk illusion spam is a pretty good strat
>>162103965
probably r34
>>162104091
big dick LanM dicked them so far they disbanded
Are any of the pro teams composed of all gay players that would be interested in hiring a cute boy like me to take all their stinky cum in my slutty holes?
>>162103931
wow what a smart guy
>>162104180
by that logic he'd be picked very commonly because most "pro" teams are tier 100
>SD illusions last 14 seconds, do 75% damage and only take 200% increased damage
I never understood why Icefrog made these illusions so retardedly strong. I mean what the fuck these are like the third strongest illusions behind TerrorBlade and CK
>SD + Manta Luna
>>162104216
they needed to gank omni more
so was the two eg/col series a fluke? Is WG.U good?
Who's ready for some angry swindlezz on camera?
>American teams
>>162104216
swindle and zfreek still play pro dota
>>162104216
Cancel lost mid hard
SD + Luna is so fucking boring
uhmm, NAtards?
how do we stop herand SD
Allied SD illusions should just not be able to attack desu. It should only be for saving allies and confusing the enemies.
Illusions on opponents should still work as usual of course so SD is still an anti-carry hero.
Who the fuck try to base race against a luna + sd combo? col btfo
SD Luna wins lol
BAN SHADOW DEMON FOR FUCK SAKE
>>162104323
do you watch tier 100 trash tourneys played daily where the 1st place prize is a dinner at mcdonalds?
>>162104301
>League
>creative
What did he mean by this?
>>162104445
let them firstpick drow or OD
there's no way to not have cancer picked
>>162104301
>trash game literally confirmed a bad copy of every moba and ASSFAGGOT ever made
>>162104340
So you actually use the hero for combos.
Thats the heroes selling point.
There is lots of stuff like that in Dota
>>162104445
>Illusions now do 20% of their damage to buildings
Fixed
>>162104446
You mean they can attack but deal no damage? Because no attack would make it too obvious
in general i feel like illusion damage to buildings should be reduced to only 10% or so
even if you nerf SD you still have TB and Naga, which also love to do this fuckery
when the FUCK is game 2 la??
>>162104602
seamonkeys fuck off
>>162104446
i'm glad they don't let butthurt retards like you in charge of the balance
>>162104216
col draft physically could not win the game after 15 minutes if they didn't stomp shit.
they didn't stomp shit.
>>162104562
Yeah, that's a good idea too. Like the special PL doppelganger illusion.
>>162104301
>decide to watch a friend streaming lel
>its just dota abilities everywhere
>>162104506
>we made the same girl, with the same body and different hair style/colors
>please buy skins
Sheever has big fat arms
>>162104559
Shit idea. Delete please.
>>162104091
Being good against one team doesn't mean being good in general
>>162104445
I want Luna to use my face as a stool.
So that meme draft lost it for them?
>>162104301
does this guy even still work there?
I mean the illus made a difference but they didn't really win that game. With timber up there with omni spamming heals literally nothing could go wrong. without illus it would just take more time
Are we on the Moonbitch meta?
This game is nice and all, but
When do the actual good teams play?
>It's a Naga/Luna/Alchemist win with illusion spam episode
JUST
BAN
SD
>>162104559
>buildings believe in illusions
Set it to 0% and we're golden.
>>162103931
>>162104745
Tomorrow cutie.
>>162102030
>Illu spam meta
>LC still isn't picked because she's bad
why is this allowed
>buildings provide "true sight" over illusions
now you can spot the real hero
That timbersaw is so stupid rushing into col with his team far behind but col still cant kill it
>months of SD+Luna
>not a single r34 pic
gg doturds
Deal with it /d2g/, your WW waifu is a slut and not a good hero.
Do not breed or bad balance genes will come to your offspring.
I want to ___ ____ Luna
>>162104836
Good hype
>>162104717
yes. lead designer lmao
>>162103998
J
what the fuck is purges problem lmao
What went wrong?
Is Purge mad?
>>162104839
I've seen so many pub games of pros who get fed 300 damage on LC, but end up losing anyway somehow
it's ridiculous
>purge making that lewis cuck even more mad
lmao
>>162104789
>just ban SD
>they get Drow Ranger
>>162104905
>>162104905
sd fugging luna and 4 illusions draw it 'tards
>>162104301
>>162104717
Morello is the president of that shitty ass game company
This is the guy who is most responsible for this dying children's game
MFW
Is it me or does Purge seem legitimately uncomfortable interacting with Machine?
>>162104939
>>162104959
Purge is never not mad. It's like he's created out of pure hatred
Shit Purge, chill.
>>162104745
Soon
So since the EG posting FAGGOTS probably left by now we can now post again, right eurobros?
>what went wrong
IS MACHINE
OUR GUY??/??//??/
>>162104219
This kills the demon. You do understand he's used for more than just Luna spam?
>Whenever SD illusions are destroyed by player damage, SD loses 10/7.5/5/2.5% of his HP per illusion
I'll be waiting for my check now Valve....I'm sure you know where to send it
Damn Purge is fucking savage.
did Sheever gain weight?
I like it
why is nobody picking Io anymore?
where is my Io + Tony?
>>162105049
if you can withstand the col tears
is Purge autistic?
Is Machine our guy
>>162105098
>>162105034
>>162105023
>>162104939
>>162104959
FUCK I was taking a piss.
What did I miss?
What did Purge do?
>>162105085
wow this is the worst suggestion so far
It's more of how shit CoL's draft is, cancel^ bring cancer and losing mid, and fucking Omni and Kunkka having that good of a start that fuck over them. The SD Disruption spam only made it much more worse
>EG lost to CoL in group stage on purpose to destroy the real threats asap
>going to be left with an easy 3 - 0 in the finals vs OG or some other shitters
>O U T D R A F T E D
>U
>T
>D
>R
>A
>F
>T
>E
>D
>>162105132
EG and VP pick Wisp all the time
>mom in the audience watching your shit get pushed in
pretty hot
>SD illusions are now basically TB reflection illusions and cannot be controlled, but will prioritize heroes
fixed
>>162104993
ban both of them baka
shit did Purge just destroy RLewis? stream was off
>>162105161
DON'T
INTERRUPT
PURGE
>>162104935
E
>>162105161
He just told machine to stop interrupting him so he could begin
>>162105161
>I'll tell you what went wrong when you stop interrupting me
Which team is Dendi on now?
https://twitter.com/Cr1tdota/status/806631170402357248
REMINDER
NOT OUR GUYS
>>162103931
Morello is retarded as shit, healers and medics in general provide another level of complexity to the game and are prime targets if you want to win the teamfight. Would you rather have a support Warlock/Dazzle or Shadow Shaman/Rubik in a teamfightsustain or reliable single target stuns? TF2 is a special case and should not be used in comparison to League, Dota or any other game, as medics are intentionally overpowered to prolong the incredibly short game, make them more appealing to the average fps playerof whom the mentality averages out to explosions are fun, and frags are the best thing since oxygenand increase teh emotional payout when you finally do drop that Uber and take the final point.
>>162104003
at this point you're in it for the (you)s or you genuinely believe that throwing buzzwords and ad hominem is a good way to 'win' the argument. Either way you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell
>>162105170
Yo-you don't mean that, anon
>>162105206
now they have Alch OD
>>162105226
R
>>162104219
the problem isn't in SD but in general illusion siege
solving it without dumpstering heroes like PL or CK even further will be challenge even for genius game designer like icefrog
>>162105278
pretty sure repping the gulag publicly is career suicide
O boy what an enjoyable game of SD Luna, it's just so exciting to watch illusion push meme.
>>162105206
>Giving the enemy Warlock and Ogre as first picks because you have to ban Drow and SD
You've already lost
>CSGO
Which pro dotkas are from sportkas?
>>162105207
he put a cs go guy in his place, faggots here dont even understand that was just to further upset that lewis cuckold
fuck this guy trying to remain neutral
>>162104219
That's retarded. Are you a Blizzard dev?
>Nose Ring Cow, BadDragonKnight
>good
https://clips.twitch.tv dotamajor/SparklingYakBORT
>>162105045
I wonder how long it took for him to get used to the taste of gutter oil and chinese cuisine in general
>>162105161
He tried to be funny and pretend to be mad, "I'll tell you when you stop interrupting me, gosh" but he forgot he's only more natural than KoTL "WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR" Guy so the sarcasm wasn't very clear.
I like machine
>>162105308
A
why are there so many empty seats..
>>162105307
FUCKING PICK SOME HEROES TOO BAKACHAN
>Disruption Illusions now pop when they attack a building
LITERALLY FIXED
>>162104905
>tfw no luna lewds
>>162105170
>Disruption now produces 3 Illusions, 1 of which belongs to the opposite team everytime
Fixes Radiance and Glaive faggotry ez.
>>162105278
He's acknowledging what we've become. He's trying to give us a wake-up call.
>>162104301
>>162104651
can confirm and provide examples is need belook at the fire goldilocks' ultimate. It is quite literally badWarlock
>>162105179
this needs fear & charlie too
maybe mason if you're feeling cheeky
>>162105504
Middle of the week maybe, also a dead game.
>>162105161
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=SkKwfrxIOCM
Go back about 6-7 minutes when he introduces the weatherman segment.
>Treant picked
GG go next, giff OG games pls
>>162105490
T
>>162105504
no one wants to watch literal who vs literal who
>>162104839
LC is good at ganking heroes
The person playing LC is bad at understanding that you need to hit towers once you got enough damage/attackspeed/survivability, or lose game.
Having +300 or +400 damage isn't going to do shit unless you use them to get objectives and win the game.
>>162104885
You smoke and wrap around. And just hope the illusions aren't tanky enough to kill the T3 tower and rax
Can holograms play dota?
if you don't get excited enough to physically respond to the game then you're not welcome here
>>162105504
nobody cares about col vs wg
>>162105504
who the fuck would want to watch seamonkeys playing? i know i wont
GUYS WHAT IF....
WHAT IF
SOMEONE PICKED A
SD LUNA MORPH TERRORBLADE NAGA TEAM
AND EVERYONE MADE MANTA
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN GUYS
do Dota pros support trump?
80% of US csgo streamers supports trump
friendly reminder that SD had been dumpster tier for years before this sudden rise to popularity. I know we all want to see him nerfed right now but there's good reason to think that it wouldn't take much for him to be a literally who again
>>162105553
U
>>162105179
>ppd's ghost was enough to knock Wings out in the first round
USA.
>>162105504
no-name versus no-name matc
It was full Earlier for merica.
finally sD banned
imagine being a gameshitter that doesn't watch esports yet still posts here LOL
>>162104717
Yes, but he isnt releated to balancing anymore, hes working on some side stuff>>162105560
>>162105560
Fire goldilocks??
>>162105679
they'd die hilariously to an Earthshaker I guess
>>162105539
HNNGGGG
>>162105647
Phantom Lancer is a Hologram, so yes: Holograms are heroes
>>162105679
Ember ;^)
>>162105679
Synderen had a game on his stream some weeks ago with Aghs Morphling, SD and Radiance Naga. Morph made a hybrid and Radiance Mirror Image illusions, SD did SD stuff and in the end you had like 10 Naga illusions on the map at all times.
>>162105680
>>162105738
the little loli shit that runs mid and summons a giant teddybearTHAT YOU CAN'T EVEN MICROfor her ultimate
>/d2g/ in charge of balance
Just reading this stuff makes me want to leave this thread. How are some of you this retarded. It's actually upsetting.
>>162105691
I legitimately want Complexity to win just so we get more Swindlezz chipmunk moments.
It's always so fucking hilarious to watch.
Is Luna even viable without SD?
>>162105817
I'm pretty sure pressing R again gives control of the unit
>>162105753
>>162105794
>forcing the other team to pick ember or earthshaker
how is that not a win
>>162105504
>boston
>access to modern electronics
things I'm thankful for:
no anee
no nahaz
>>162105910
no maut
no kotlguy
no zyori
>>162105910
dont forget no maut
>>162105179
>last ti champ
>real threat
It is almost like you just started watching.
>>162105863
yes have you even been watching the games today?
>>162105887
that's not what the league babbies told me
>>162105962
>muh TI curse
>>162105910
>>162105954
>no maut
>a good thing
Pick one you Reddit cringe-at-everything fucks.
Maut is a fucking trooper go fuck yourself.
>>162105854
>2 patches ago illusions had almost half the uptime
got u pham, volvo fucked up bad. illus used to be a little bonus in fights, not something you can use with much though
>>162105817
Oh annie
You can control the bear by pressing the ult button again, or atleast could since they changed how she and her bear works lately so that could be changed now
cancel is a pretty boi wtf
>>162105859
I'm just waiting for the leaked sex tape of him pounding some bp in frustration
>>162105179
EG can't meet OG in the final, retard.
>>162106034
>>162105962
ah yes your meme curse
very clever
>>162106052
They would've lost to EG in the finals
Is anybody here actually watching these games and not just memeing random shit?
Rubick's ugly as fuck
Little mango head cunt
>>162106052
>After winning the biggest tournament, the team became bad
GEE HOW WEIRD, HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE
Light of Heaven living the fucking DREAM
6.89 is going to reset the powerlevels of all teams anyway, Boston is just a honeypot.
>>162105815
zai is almost certainly wearing that hat ironically. only pro-trump euros are brexitbongs
>>162105997
She was picked by herself and lost
>>162105817
>>162105887
>>162106080
I'm pretty sure they changed that after the beta. You could control it with ctrl+click or alt+click or whatever.
Maybe that was removing for being toxic tho.
>>162106052
I honestly think they just have a hard time dealing with the fact that they reached their one goal. it's not at all uncommon for champions to lose "it" the season after a win- you're no longer a challenger, you have to handle another kind of preassure, and many people just feel done at that point
>>162106172
Then it's literally the opposite of a honeypot you dumb animeposter.
>>162106148
EG will get cucked by VP
>>162106172
Your post is counter intuitive
>>162106052
>New Patch right before TI
>Nobody knows what the fuck is going on or what's good or what's the best cheese strat
>The first team who figures out the meta wins TI
>Not by virtue of being a good team, but simply for knowing what works
>After TI, everybody now knows the meta
It's not really hard to understand.
Dota is super meta-oriented. Almost just as much as League is.
>>162106034
>has assburgers
>charisma of a manure pile
>tunnel vision
>constantly confuses item/spell names
>3k
off yourself my good sir
>>162105947
DELET THIS
>>162106172
You just gave a reason why it LITERALLY CAN'T BE even /d2g/'s fucked definition of a honeypot.
>>162106224
Nah, they kept the micro for a long time, with the R button or alt R, cant remember now really
But as i said, the latest big patch might have changed something regarding the bear 'micro', i dont play the game anymore so i dont know if anything has happened with that or not
>>162106052
They literally won the first two LANs they played after TI
Just because a team doesn't win absolutely every tournament they attend doesn't mean they've become shit, maybe they're not playing at the same level as they did at TI but this hyperbole that goes on in Dota any time a team loses a game is so ridiculous
>80k viewers
dam dota is dead
>>162106172
'i dont know what honeypot means' -/d2g/
JUNGLE LEGION AT A MAJOR, HERE WE GO
>>162106370
Sad as it might be 80k is actually good for this shit game.
>>162106268
>Almost just as much as League is
>Almost just as much as League is
>Almost just as much as League is
>Almost just as much as League is
>Almost just as much as League is
>>162105910
>no mommy milk
>thankful
>>>/lgbt/ >>>/hm/
Every tournament but TI is a honeypot.
>>162106224
Yeah it was changed to be recasting R and it was clunky garbage if you played any rts ever
>>162106052
the law of honeypot applies to TI too. when teams win TI they become full of honey and have less desire to gather any more. its still worth winning ti tho
>>162106370
>what is in-game spectating
>>162106451
Objectively correct.
>winter will never give you his sugar
why live
>>162106395
>pick jungle legion
>lose
>>162106529
>>162106529
>>162106574
He's married you goons.
>>162105947
Thank you JESUS
>>162106034
LD, please look at it this way, Maut is the Adolf Hitler of Dota 2 casting. His voice is a poison gas, his sweaty fat neck is an oven, his Dota knowledge is a giant empty pit waiting for poor defenseless viewers to be buried alive in. You betray your family every time you support this man, LD.
Why do all those Dota nerds at the major have girlfriends but not d2g?
How the FUCK do you die to a Juggernaut as Timbersaw in lane?
IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
>>162106752
bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
>>162106370
>http://www.trackdota.com/
TrackDota puts this game at 180k viewers, which isn't that bad. It had over 500k viewers during the EG games.
>>162106574
what a slut
>>162106752
i'm married to d2g
>>162106752
They are sociable people that go to live events. Probably normies pretending to be "gamers".
>>162106789
20 consecutive crits while he's AFK could maybe do it if he doesn't have a shield
>>162106930
>>162106930
>>162106930
Ready to be filled by sweaty gulagites whenever they want
>>162106930
>>162106930
>>162106930
>>162106370
check it when VP starts playing
>>162104997
is that even luna
>>162106752
Do I look like a mana giver to you?
>>162106875
>gfs
i think you mean escorts, boston is a city of vice
I can't believe somemone on dee too gee called swindles the premiere NA drafter
you should probably watch in client and shit talk CoL. it's pretty fun
>>162106172
tell me what you think a honeypot is
>>162099727
degemerate
who was the asian girl with the belt?