Dota 2 General - /d2g/

EPIC NAGA MEME XD

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IT'S
MY
TIME
TO
SHINE

Poop lol

dotards?

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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

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just got home from little caesars. how did i do

Truth: I've never seen Cancel win a lane.

>>162107134
>kys
kys yourself

>>162107018
but he is shining already, look at that face

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>>162106789
Timber at level 1, gets 6-10 hp each time a creep hits him.
At each additional level, he gets more and more.
Nothing is actually stopping him from just walking past the creep and spending the entire laning hitting the enemy hero.

Remember: The only thing the patch did when changing each stack to a non round number, was to make Timber immune to tower damage.

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Winning today

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does anybody actually care about this series?

I'm just waiting for OG games

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>>162107131
Nice and simple, all you need in a pizza.

Hah. You know your hero is in the dumpster when your stun-skillshot lasts 10% as long as Mirana's arrow and does a fraction of the damage. Don't know why people still pick ES

these arrows

lmao

>>162107125
based solomon

>>162107131
Did you kidnap Swindlez?

>these pub tier ganks
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

EG LOST TO THIS

AHAHDHADHADHADHAHDHADH

>Walk around a bit
>Enemy throws a bunch of spells at you and misses everything
>"WOAH WHAT AN INCREDIBLE PLAYER WOAH"
godz pls

>>162107134
But that way the groupstage games actually matter ;^)

monkeys is looking decent this series, i don't mind if CoL loses as long as he does well

>that weak cheer after the LC wins a duel

Has legion commander ever won a competitive game?

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>>162107131

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>>162107131
>pepperoni

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MOOOOOO

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>>162107360

>>162107406
Plenty of times.

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col got the fire back

kyle going to slay some boston bp tonight

NO ANIME BELOW THIS LINE
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>>162107209
Why are his arms and hands so small?

>Zfreek showing once again how he's the one diamond hidden in a rough of shit
He'll be on a good team one day.
One day...

>>162107406
A few.
A 5.5 second Mute/Silence/Taunt is actually a very good pickoff tool.

>>162107034
Boston is actually the worst.
>city of vice despite being founded by puritans
>founded by puritans
>the same puritans that hung multiple people based on a prank pulled by 2 teenage girls
>retarded accent
>nuts about hockey despite not being canadian AND having a shit hockey team (Bruins)
>patriots fans, the team that literally cheated
>worst pizza in the country
>no signals before turning
>MIT and Harvard are now meme schools
>pride themselves on shitty chowder

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>>162107478

>>162107519
>oy vey, don't let your brother alone with the goyim
t.zfreek mom

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>>162107478

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>>162107497
Bc he's a cute young boi uwuw

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>starting duel while in an epicenter
Brave

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>>162107643
MUSHI NO

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APOLOGIZE

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>>162107682
That's a big dick

>EG game ends, all the Americans leave
>D2G starts getting spammed with homos and dicks

Every single time

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How is blade fury balanced?

>>162107864
has he finally renounced his jewish ways

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>>162107881

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>>162107134
you merely adopted the shit valve lan format, I was born it, molded by it

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>>162107682
>that curve

>>162107881
for you

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>>162107756
Not even Mushi can resist my qtee boy jeraxu

why is this swindle dude so fucking bad?

>>162107620
>founded by
who gives a fuck about the past
>accent
as if brits aren't worse
>SPORTS!!!!
sports fans are universally shit
>PIZZA!!!
pizza is shit anywhere outside of new york
>no turn signals
all people that drive cars are stupid besides me
>ivy league
yeah
>shitty chowder
yeah

>>162107682
looks like he could stand to lose a few pounds

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typical legion player

>>162107682
Lol, mine looks the same, only difference is that its uncut, maybe bit longer, not sure the angle is weird

>>162107881
You like big dicks huh?

>juggernaut
>balanced
pick one

>>162107970
>as if brits aren't worse
Im sorry m8, but do you wanna fuckin gan.

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>>162108069

>>162108078
>being cut

>>162107970
chowdah

>>162108058
he could give me a few pounds

>>162108109
Geordie pls go

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i havent been here since a few weeks
any good new sheever webms?

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>>162107968

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>>162107682
>tfw only 5 inches fully erect
I came here to discuss dota, not be reminded of my inadequacies.

>>162108129
Im saying mines uncut, anon please

>>162107131
For me it's the McChicken, the best fastfood sandwich.

>>162108172
Close actually. Like the city that rivals newcastle in football close

>>162108214
he's just mindlessly baiting

don't give him (You)s

>>162108202
oh no now you wont look as good for your porn shoot

seriously unless your penis is unusable why give a FUCK

>>162107250
>pizza
>without spicy italian sausage
might as well be eating dog food

Did that Rubick have fucking Arrow? How do you even give that up as Mirana?

>>162108380
I'm in Sunderland too

>>162108106
dude, juggernaut is one of the most balanced heroes we have. he doesn't dominate at any stage of the game and all his spells have straight-forward counter-play.

>>162108202
same desu but who cares the only thing that'll ever touch it is my hand

Why max moment of courage over press the attack?
Surely the cooldown/heal/attack speed is better.

>>162108202
mine is about 6.4 but its not thick which is more important

fuq

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>>162108406
O fuck yeah, silly me

>>162108078
>being uncut
lmao have fun getting laid

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EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO

>EG 2:0 WINGS LOL BTFO


Oops, where did all the smarmy wing-fan dick suckers go? Top form eh? Unequivocally fucked in the ass without remorse.

VP next.

>areyousayingmooorboo.jpg

>>162108425
You are permanently my friend now anon
Don't fight it, there's nothing you can do about it anymore

>>162108380
MACKEM FAGGOT TOON TOON TOOALALALAL ATOTOON TOON ALALALALLA

>>162108532
Moourns

What if trees didn't grow back?

>>162108425
Is this some faggot east coast wop thing like spraying furniture gold

>seven by six inches
used to be insecure but girls have seemed to like the girth more

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>>162108425
>jalapeno garlic pizza

>GROUP STAGE MATTERS

>col

Absolutely shit

2-0 every series what a shit tournament kill yourselves Valve

>>162108515
you cant even imagine how weird is this whole cut/uncut thing outside the us anon
its funny though

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....

>>162108621
really makes you think what europeans meant by this

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>>162108553
s-should we get a pizza?

>>162108515
not him but
>having girls inspecting your dick before they even bring you home
How do you do it you absolute legend

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>col knocked out by literal whos

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How the fuck did EG lose to this
TWICE

>What should I last pick against a timbersaw lineup
>Hmm
>let's go with another STR core

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>coL losing 0-2 on day 1 of single elim
my dream come true

>>162108202
i got the best face and cock

im fucking perfect

>until i realized im a manlet

>>162108519
>reminder that peenoise also ate wings for bureikofastu despite being the champ

>>162108686
anon
>>162108406
>>162108406
>>162108406
>>162108406

>coL doing pretty good
>Look away for awhile to think about how awful life is
>Look back at the game
>They're losing barracks

coL.....

>winning with LC
are WG actually good?

>>162108692
col are literal whos themselves

this should be CoLs game. they win late, they have treant to help them get late. fucking get to it

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>pick luna
>win

Nice tournament

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>have SD Luna
>25 min rax
>have just Luna
>25 min rax
really makes me think not really

It's ogre

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Hey! Who's laughing now Swindle?

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Why does he never use omnislash

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>Swindlezz is going to lose AGAIN
It's not FAIR, dotards. IT'S NOT FAIR.

col are schwarbage

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>>162108695
Ppd came to whip them back to shape

Are WG good or are coL just bad

>>162108721
>The reactions when everyone realized her hat said "Make America Gay Again"
That was a good thread desu

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>dick picture still not deleted

did mods give up on this shit hole?

Why am I a Complexity fan? I know they'll never do well in any esport.

>>162108784
>blame previous victories on SD/Luna
>now just blame Luna

Pathetic

>>162108692
They said on stream yesterday I think: they're assuming that CoL and EG have scrimmed so much on NA servers that Swindles has EG's number.

Could genuinely just be that EG is CoL's bitch, but otherwise way better.

>>162108903
i loved those high energy tears

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>beat EG twice
>lose to SEA scum in round 1

how enraged with windles be XD

What if somebody bans luna? Really makes you think

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So what's luna's winrate this tournament?

O
S
FROG

J U S T

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>>162108957
DELET THIS

nice hero dotards

Who wants to bet swindlezz is fucking screaming right now

col literally spent all their brain cell figuring out eg, literally anybody else can beat col with one had jacking themselves off. one trick pony nacucks

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>>162108515
But i already gotten laid

Timbersaw sure is a great hero

>Timbersaw

huh..... dotard??

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>>162108957
never post that again

Nice meta

How the fuck is Timber balanced. How.

but but muh groupstage

>beat EG twice
>get rewarded with a series against the people who blew out Wings in the group stage
Why was the NA group such a death sentence, the "random" brackets both EG and coL wound up in are nightmare scenarios for their tournament lives.

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dont mind me im just farming toplane

>zfreeks effigy is a star trek reference
ourest of guys

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>godz
>sucking asian dick

do we know his sexuality preference yet? it has to be at least asian

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>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
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NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
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NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
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>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
>NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS
NA IS CURRENTLY LOSING TO SEA LITERAL WHOS

>>162109092

>fat nerd watches fat nerd shows

pottery

>>162109128
ITS BECAUSE NA IS SHIT DOTARD

>>162109076
He just kills heroes, regens and escapes

No rosh, no right click, no push.

He just does 2 things but does them well

>>162109043
fuck off arma

>>162108992
Only 53%, BUT has a 100% P/B

>>162109084
>NAcucks being this disconnected

>>162108957
>tfw there will never be good Dota fat art

>>162109092
>morbidly obese disgustingly bad player
yup that's /d2g/

>>162109043
how to do it anon
im an anti social fuck since i dont even know how long but somehow i got the opportunity with like 4 girls but i always dodged and now im here 20 being a virgin

just end

>>162109128
No shit, coL is a real NA team while nu-EG is an EU team.

>na

EG MADE IT FURTHER THAN COL

>>162108920
SPOILER THAT SHIT

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>Group stages matters
-Dota 2 General

>Group stages matters
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>Group stages matters
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>Group stages matters
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>Group stages matters
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>Group stages matters
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>>162108649
>>162108686
in some countries you are shamed for being uncut and yo' girl will also make fun out of it like asking you "Are you scared?" or some sort.
Its kind of "Pussy-repelant" unless you are rich.

because money>everything

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>CoL shitters.

BURGER NOOOOOOO

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SWINDLE RAGE

>the city of swindle

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>Swindlezz ever coming close to winning anything relevant

REMINDER NOW THAT COMPLEXITY IS ELIMINATED EG WILL 100% WIN

>timbersaw's one and only weakness is silence
>"guys lets not pick heroes with silence"
fucking lul

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>Mamma Moo is literally in the audience
>Moo loses in the first round

>>162109223
I just gotten a bit lucky, and no it wasnt a hooker or anything like so

is Luna an auto-win now? These matches today have been boring

>chinks aggressively conquering col's booth
based

>>162109225
Killing creeps is pushing, but that isn't going to be as near as fast as the push of a right click hero

>>162109196
But there is of Brewmaster

>the city of col

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>Get handed the easiest possible matchup by EG
>Still lose
Melonzz dota

who's the guy who kind of looks like brown Joe McHale?

>>162109358
>mama moo
riterally leddit. Misery is our guy, not that shitter moo.

Great tournament, retards.

>>162109280
what the everloving fuck are you talking about

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>EG's face when CoL got knocked out.

>>162109334
Lolno, VP will beat them, and if SOMEHOW by pure miracle EG manage to win (probably by luck if anything), the winner of the LGD vs DC semi will still take them. Consider it prophecy.

>WG.UNITY ARE A 'TOP 8' TEAM NOW

YEAH THEY ARE NOT BOTTOM 2 ANYMORE, BUT COME THE FUCK ON THEY AREN'T TOP 8 EITHER

>>162109379
literally murica irl

>>162109181
:^)
Why you so mad, little boy?

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It's time to watch OG get knocked out

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HOW WILL SWINDLEZ EVER RECOVER?

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>cuCOLds

>>162109419
>Implying EG didn't have an easier time against Wings
Wings played like fucking shit today.
Complexity EASILY had the harder series.

How the fuck do you get 2-0'd by the worst team in the major when you beat EG twice? Just choke on your drafts or what?

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>he unironically thought swindlez is a premier NA drafter

>>162109480
name 8 teams that are clearly better

>>162109358
Moo should be happy that he got to be part of the fluke that was DC getting into the finals at TI.

>>162109351
and disables and mana burn and magic or pure damage or amplification of damage
>>162109378
no, she just making taking T3 and rax a breeze, you still need to win game before getting there

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what is the chance of me being a pro palyer?

>>162109530
Honeypot group stages.

>>162109223
>turn 21
>go to a fast food place, order a burger
that wasn't hard, right?
>go to a bar, order a beer/alcoholic drink of your choice
it's just like ordering a burger
>strike up a conversation with somebody
doesn't matter who, and if you can't, have another drink
>repeat

>oh shit I did something horribly awkward
embellish it and tell your friends, it'll make a great story

>but I don't want to rely on alcohol
it's like training wheels, you can stop later

Believe me WG will get defeated by literally any teams after this who got at least half brain functioning

Will zfreek ever go to a good team?

>>162109462
stop replying to him, he's a subhuman /r9k/ shitposter

>>162109530
uhhhh that's not faceless and ig.v???????

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Reminder that the retarded Korean dogs will pick Mid PA for QO because it's all he can play.

Time for YA BOY N0TAIL to dumpster some baddies.

>>162109592
1/69

>>162109531
Holy shit this team is great.

I didn't realize they had a /fit/izen on there. Idgaf if EG gets knocked out now.

>>162109554
Mate, faceless is a better team than them. Fucking faceless; a team that has black as their carry. That's enough to tell you they aren't good.

>>162109475
Nah if they beat VP in their current form I'm willing to say that it would probably mean EG is the current best. VP look unstoppable compared to everyone right now.

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Luna!

>col
how embarassing

>>162109625
every group had a shitty team tho

>>162109648

Muslims do.

>moon glaive bounces from 1/2/3/6 to 2/3/4/5
>moon glaive bounce reduction from 35% to 30%
>moon glaive no longer bounces to buildings
>lunar blessing night vision from 1000 to 250/500/750/1000
r8

>>162109669
Thats the csgo vp

>2 hours until next match

What are you going to do d2g?

>>162109648
Americuck thing

>>162109669
That's the CSGO VP team you retard.

>>162109669
this is probably from their CS GO team

>>162109648
Just a Yank (and jew) thing

>>162109554
>Eg
>vp
>ig.v
>*probably* ehome, dc, newbee, lgd, lfy, np

>>162109636

>noTIResults

Kek

>>162109636
MVP is probably the weakest team in this tourney, so there is no big honor in defeating them

>>162109625
Faceless literally didn't drop a single game to them in the qualifier and the games were all stomps.

>>162109648
>do europeans mutilate their babies
No we're not barbarians

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>>162109669
a new level of stupid congrats anon

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EG fans sure do like to gloat about winning even though they say every tournament including TI is a honeypot

is it normal for support mirana players to spend the first 3-4 minutes of the game farming the enemy large camp right outside the radiant base?

>>162109606
i go clubbing sometimes but most people are there because of the music and drugs
guess ill get a hooker sometime

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>>162109731

>VP's FPS team has a Chad

>USA leaves thread
>/d2g/ immediately invaded by /r9k/ circumcision shitposters

Can't be a coincidence right

That cancel^^ rage feed. No wander he's called cancer

>>162109808
didn't MVP eliminate OG at TI6? I mean its gotta be a revenge match

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>>162109792
>one of 5 players to win two majors in the Dota 2 scene.
Sup kiddo?

Why is there a 70 second wait to post
>>162109739
I dont know

>slacks
someone (You) me when the next game starts please, I've muted the stream

>>162109728
>>moon glaive bounces from 1/2/3/6 to 2/3/4/5
>>moon glaive bounce reduction from 35% to 30%
>>>lunar blessing night vision from 1000 to 250/500/750/1000
okay

last one is trash though

SINGSING IS BACK

wtf SingSing is on stage

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>>162109531
>CSGO VP team is top 3
>Dota VP team is will become top 3 after they smash this tournament easily
Is it finally that time again?
Will 2017 be the year of CIS domination?

>>162109858
Every tournament is a honeypot, yes, but to make money you are forced to win at least a few of them

This advanced way of thinking was revealed to our lord and savior, ppd

So, will Luna be 1st phase banned alread? Drow is much easier to shut down

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>>162109731
>>162109753
>>162109756


>vp cs go will never be vp dota

WHY
EVEN
FUCKING
LIVE

>>162109669
>not knowing based pasha biceps

like cmon

>>162109648
Brits don't even get dentists or oral hygiene. You're lucky if the person who delivers your child bothers to even see if it's a boy or girl.

>>162109223
its ok if youre satisfied with your waifu simulator, its liek rel womend but the prosmbslems is it dnst react insetad it keps on fucking the guy on the gaem unttil u close it

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>>162109728
Fuck you/10

>>162109872
Americans are the most based of posters on the gulag, everyone else is just a gay offtopic anime poster

>>162109961
Feels good for Europe to be back on top

>>162109648
no it's a us thing. really it's a jew and muslim thing, i guess your whole country is just that cucked

>>162109692
I wouldn't say so, I think if there's one team that can stand up to VP its going to be LGD, but I'm also biased as fuck towards DC so who knows.

>>162109181
Tell me anon, whats bothering you?

>>162109865
i said a bar not a club you cuck
the difference is everything

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>>162109731
why is everyone on a CS:GO team so fucking /fit/?

>>162109984
Drow instawins your mid lane with the aura, unlike Luna, so there's that.

>>162109780
>ig.v clearly better
not at this tournament

probably is not clearly. but they might be top 10.

>>162109648
It's done by jews, traditionalist christians like coptics and maronites, zoroastrians, druze, the WHO as a method to curb STIs and by Muslims.

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>its a slacks episode

>>162109984
even if you shutdown Drow her retarded aura still wins you the game

>>162110064
>shroud's lanky non-wife-beater wearing ass is cut out of frame
always cracks me up

>>162109728
>>162109932
>moon glaive now not bounce from buildings
Fixed.

>>162109728
without SD, Luna is a balanced hero. when she stands still, she does a shit ton of damage, but this comes at the expense of her also taking a shit ton of damage. this last weakness is negated by SD's illusion spam.

so the real solution to all this is to make SD's illusions do reduced or no damage to buildings. this would also put an end to his similarly meme-tastic synergy with Terrorblade and Centaur.

Where any of the Wings vs EG or complexity vs warriors matches good?

Missed them due to work

>>162109984
How the tables had turned. It's kinda funny seeing how everyone prioritize Drow before for muh Precision while now everyone picks Luna for badOmnislash and badAura

>>162110064
because cherry picking exists

>>162110096
I think ig.v had some good games despite losing today desu

>probably

I mean because they haven't played yet I am expecting them to look better than wg

>>162109875
weren't eliminated, but knocked into loser bracket
those were different MVP though, current roster uses the same run-at-you strategy but execution isn't that crisp

>>162109756
>>162109753
>>162109731
>>162109837
I thought it might be since I didn't recognize him, but I read that it said Pasha. I figured that he just used a nickname for some reason.

Didn't figure VP didn't have two teams which each had their own pashas. Guess I'm retarded for that.

>VP
>EU

>>162109648
>reminder that most of uncut people are cucks

>>162110064
Because CS is a game for dumb people.

>>162110064
Because counterstrike pros are adrenaline junkies and endorphins are a suitable addition

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>tfw to handsome to play dota

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>Yuros trying to offtopic hard to forget about the 2-0 EG win earlier

>>162110064
its a chad game
on that note, is fly literally the only /fit/ dota 2 pro?

>>162110064
csgo is filled with normies
also hiko is fatter than any relevant dota player

>>162110173
SD Illusions shouldnt last 14 fucking seconds, they used to last 8 seconds. EIGHT SECONDS

>illusion damage reduction now applies to moon glaives
discuss

PURGE IS CHOKING
SOMEBODY HELP HIM

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood THANKS PURGE SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

>>162109961
Poland isn't CIS mate.

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>/d2g/ talking more about dicks and /fit/ CS:GO players than do

What does it mean?

Is Complexity the biggest joke in professional dota 2 history?

>>162110276
that works too

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FUCK YOUR ESPORTS

EXPLAIN MATCHMAKING "SOLO QUEUE"

>>162110064
Because if you're already popping the pills for reflexes you might as well see if you can get a combo deal on enhancers of other kinds while you're at the drive-thru.

>his dick isn't circumcised
guys thats grosss as fuck

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>>162110356

>>162110324
/r9k/ has invaded

>>162110316

Everything east of Germany is CIS and Russian clay

>>162110324
>>162110258

Did Purge seem out of breath and super nervous to anybody else?

>>162109858
Holy fuck either Sheever is a giant or that other 3/10 is the shortest midget to ever exist. What the shit, man.

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>>162110173
Centaur illusion return was fixed though...

>>162110324
DEE
TWO
GAY

>>162110064
dota 2 supposed to be a normie game until you look at the pros

>>162110046
ill start lifting next week hoping for some confidence boost
i have wide shoulders from doing sports and my face is okay i guess so maybe im not completely hopeless
my friend uses tinder to meet up with girls and jesus christ, just thinking about meeting someone i dont know is weird and seem impossible to me

>>162109508
zai is literally a prettier girl than that pig faced abomination.

>>162110186
well they are gonna lose to OG next round so we'll never know. But I don't think they are much worse than ehome, ig.v, lgd.fy or np

>>162109984
Most teams just counterpick Luna with Sven, shadow demon, OD, morphling, chen, enchantress, Beastmaster or Nature's prophet.

Guess Swindlemelon didn't get the memo.

HOW TO MAKE PL BALANCED AGAIN:

>Damage block now applies before damage amplification/reduction on illusions

>>162110076
If you really need it you can pick Ogre to make sure your mid get's going. I'm surprised we haven't seen him yet today. He had something like 57% WR, which is awesoem considerign he was so often picked

>>162110134
Well, if you get a solution for OD, Weaver and Dusa the aura won't change that much. Support beign stronger early one is a pain, but manageable.

>>162110380
That doesnt happen anymore, at least in ranked, and hasnt for like a year or more, cant remember
5 stacks only face 5 stacks or sometimes 2+3

>>162110484
Shut up, girl next to him is very cute

>turn on the stream
Did Sheever gain some weight?
Damn she looks good.

>>162109961
>Poland
>CIS

American I take it?

Are we going to get to watch Fly and Notail bang?

>7ckingSHIT
I hope OG fails just because of this cunt

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>>162110268
not quite

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>>162110380
>>162110569

>>162109181
Aww anon, are you shy maybe? Come on, tell me whats wrong

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why is dotards 2 dont have handsome people

Wow it's like the stream can read /d2g/'s semen-addled mind

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Slacks is going to be at every major now isn't he

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Solo MMR: 3682 (last update: 2016-09-05) Jorien "Sheever" van der Heijden is an English commentator. She is a frequent caster for Dota 2 tournaments, and gave English interviews at The International 2012.

How many push ups can you do d2g?

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do you think rtz still has puppey's love juice in his anus?

>>162110657
what a tweest

Some of those Press The Attacks where absolutely crucial to prevent chain stunning and enabling Luna to shit on Lifestealer and Jugger with impunity. And you guys said LC is a shit hero


Once again the collective gulag members known as /d2gay/ is btfo

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>>162110324
disgusting

post cute Windrunners instead

>>162110647
That's incredibly gay for some reason.

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>>162110750
nobody expects the memethorn wyvern ultimate

Is Fly a bearjew?

>>162110575
poland is literally cis
its just funny because they hate russians

>>162110064
>notail
>misery
>nerds
?????

>>162110448
oh, was it? my bad. i never read patch notes. regardless, there are other heroes i could have listed who have problems when paired with SD (like dusa, drow). clearly, the common denominator is SD.

slacks getting bitch whipped

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my fucking DICK

>>162110790
should have probably put on pants

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>change hero

>>162110657
>Sb lycan
>caery wyvern

ofsOHLYAEJIY

>>162110726
If God had intended I be able to lift my body with my arms he'd have made me a gorilla

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>Fly's gf will never spank you
Why even live desu

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Finally time for real dota

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>>162110846
>she'll never whip you while Fly watches

dotards why is our game dying??

http://steamcharts.com/app/570

am I reddit if I find the Slack segments extremely funny? My sides are still ruptured

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>>162110790
well he was one of the original fuccbois

>>162110647
what happened to hanni ;_;

>>162110760
One her stream the other day Fwosh mentioned that she uses Tinder, so you just gotta move in her neighborhood, be attractive and then you too can fuck that Windrunnder.

>>162109636
>smalldaddynoTI
>dumpstering anyone but himself

OG is not a top 8 team, dubs confirms.

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>>162110760

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>>162110872
>sb lycan
whats wrong with that