Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for me

>>161461615
t. nargo

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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13 SLEEPS REMAINING

13 SLEEPS REMAINING

13 SLEEPS REMAINING

13 SLEEPS REMAINING

13 SLEEPS REMAINING

are there any canadians in here who wanna play and chill together?

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nyahoo
merry xmas doturds!

turds
:3

tutututturds
>_<

rawr

am i able to make friends here

>>161461840
actually 12 sleeps. fuck me.

>>161461867
a fucking leaf

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>Redditors whining about hiding recent matches
>Because supposedly "Hero spammers watch prodota and win against their (((hard counters))) because of it"

haha and that site is the LEADING DEVELOPER OF DOTA 2

dotard dick

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goodmorning 'lag

>>161462014
yes im a fucking leaf, just wanna seek other canadians in here and chill and play and talk

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>>161461679
THIS OP IS SO SHIET!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3bjCJkxwY

FORCESTAFF
>800 cast range
>600 push distance
>20 CD

"""UPGRADE""" HURRICANE PIKE
>800 cast range (ON ALLY)
>600 push distance (ON ALLY)
>400 cast range (ON ENEMIES)
>450 push distance (ON ENEMIES, usually towards safety)
>14sec cd

what did they mean by this

>arteezy will never stream with his webcam on regularly
>he will never actively vocalize his thought processes and explain his actions
>he will never keep the meme music to a minimum

sigh

>>161462143
EE does those things at least

>>161462143
he usually does that after a lan

>>161462164
ee is an unattractive sperg though

>>161461869
shut up retard

>>161461926
no gays allowed

>>161462164
EE is a doodoo-head dummy.

>>161462102
>Nothing is more satisfying than killing the enemy courier right outside their fountain
how do u do it?

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>>161461926
Yes! Why not, silly anon

>>161462260
Wat is warding?

>>161462260
TP with Furion after seeing the enemy using their courier.

>>161461679

Stop bullying one of the prettiest faces of Dota 2.

>>161462565
monkeyking isn't even in the game yet, how can anyone bully him

>>161462260
didnt cloud 9 teach you anything

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Why am I always paired with 3 stack shitters? Why can't I get paired with 3 stacks that are actually good?

>tfw you don't want to sleep but also don't want to be awake

hm

penis in vagina ahaha

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>They call themselves "talent".
>When practically every person with 7k MMR interviews better, casts better, predicts drafts better, interprets strategies better.

Fucking "talent" my ass, parasite shits

>>161463136
dota scene needs a purge

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>meta is pick the most annoying heroes that have innate escapes and farm your AFK gold into a meme sceptre that lets you push without being harmed
im done

>>161463309
which sceptre?

>code geass gets third season

is there anything japan WONT ruin

>>161463365
>implying it won't be better than R1 and R2

>>161463365
lelouch on suicide watch

>have techies on my team
>lose

really gets the noggin' joggin'

>>161462231
what if i sound cute
>>161462280
okay is there a group or something i can join

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>>161462026
Wow. I actually checked and the stupidity there is amazing.
>Wah wah I can't claim an effortless win against someone who's already crippled by only being able to play one hero
I'm so fucking glad Valve did this.

>>161463813
The less Valve will bother with that site the better. Fuck 'em.

>inb4 how do you read rabbit then xd
It's the only up2date news site about dota2

>>161463365
Lelouch never died tho

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>>161463865
Fortunately, this seems to be something that Valve won't change no matter how much Reddit whines about it, because it's in the interest of player privacy (and the post itself is masked under all the visa drama).

Battlecup was completely fucked because of this.

>>161463136
>7k players are normal people with social skills

>>161464215
kys yourself

>>161463296
We already have one and he's basically the shittiest "talent" member that was only bearable when they pigeonholed him into a role that could be done by a 5 year-old.

>>161464251
case in point
doturd sperg

>>161464215
Every single procaster in Summit was better than any non-procaster.

Hank yourself. Dota 2 "talent" has no excuse to call itself "talent" with their dog shit level of skill

>>161464295
5 years from now
>EE hosts the major.jpg

>6.89 will be Dota 2 subreddit first Official balance patch

>>161464259
he meant like an ethnic cleansing except with shit casters being purged

>>161464359
EE won't be retiring in 5 years

>>161464363
dota has been balanced by reddit for over a year

>>161464386
t. fanboy

Give me a hero that I can first pick every game and carry with up to 5k mmr

>>161464456
omniknight

>>161464474
>>161464456
>purge dedicates his life to dota2
>is now 4k mmr
>slacks is 5k

>>161464456
Brewmaster

>>161464456
omniknight

>>161464524
idk, I kind of understand purge because in this meta it feels like I can't carry at all anymore and the entire game is decided by the draft

went from 5k to 3k since 6.88

>>161464456
AA

/ourguy/ donger is online

Empire Twitter Guy Giving New Boston Major Host Alex "Machine" Richardson Some Advice for Hosting Dota 2

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>>161464708
hello pol

>>161464736
>implying I'm a /pol/cuck or from stormfag central
????

>>161464524
Purge could probably buy a 6k account and stay there.

>>161464780
his fanbase consists of you

hey guys
how about we hold an international dota event in usa
so at least ten players can't even get there due to visa issues
would be so cool right guys

>>161464887
if you cannot make it to the best country in the world you don't deserve to play dota 2 in the best country in the world

>>161464815
I understand why you meant what you posted but that was purely rude man

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>>161465138
Hey!

There are people on Reddit who will go to the ends of the earth to defend Valve anytime someone calls them out on their bullshit. The fact of the matter is, the Visa situation comes up every single Valve event. They've had years to change the invite procedure, timetables, etc. and still people are rushing for visa interviews at the last minute, or documents aren't sent or whatever.

The game's a mess. Buggy features from source 1 as well as the rubbish matchmaking system. Low pri as a punishment isn't a punishment at all since >>you're still able to play the game even though you're a shitter<<

If Valve doesn't care about the players at the pro level, what makes you think they care about people who play at the casual level.

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>>161465170
hey

>>161464657
He's still 5.8k solo while his party's 4.8. FWIW it's really easy to go down in party since you get queued with 7/8ks there. Slacks is 5k solo and Omniknight wins games so it's people framing the story to suit themselves. He's still objectively a good player, just not a great player.

mira's so cute when she smiles

>>161465217
>Zai_0880.jpg
do you really have almost nine hundred pics of zai?

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>dotards will defend this item
>literally everyone buys it because lolfreemobility
>some heroes forced to use it to be useful at all

>>161465395
Do you know where you are?

please leave reddit

>>161465395
yes, and the collection will grow with true sight ep 2.
also more gifs

>>161465217
can these 2 form a tier one team?

>>161465612
sure, who would join them?

>>161465612
they both play the same position so no
also both of them are terrible captains and non-support captains are rare and most of them are shitty

>>161465718
zai can play offlane

>>161465395
I used to think he was pulling our collective legs
but the images just keep coming..
It's kind of scary, really

>>161465762
didn't thought about that huh
>>161465675
ppd as pos 5
shadow as carry
arteezy as mid player so they disband after half of the year and don't dominate dota scene

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>tfw hour and a half of suffering against techies
Holy shit kill me, we won, but holy shit kill me

>>161465414
Please return to /r/LeagueOfLegends/

>>161466116
>pick batrider, luna, shadow demon, tide hunter, dazzle
>win game in 20m

>>161465414
it adds fun________ to the game

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>watching Stream full screen
>hear Steam message
>finally someone is inviting me to play something
>it was from the stream

>>161466290
who would play with a shitter like you ahah

>>161466290
gyehehehe

how do i vanilla dota

>unit sounds off
>graphics all the way down besides textures and fps limit
>no items
>no huds
>no announcers
>no courier

what else

>>161466337
What the fuck??

>>161466191
>sd + luna is a thing
>sd + medusa is not

?

[>>]161466409
Dumb poster

>>161466409
Luna has a passive illusions can use

>>161466409
Medusa splitshot is shit at siegeing, luna illusions can actually do something and have more damage and her passive works with illusions

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>>161466450
>Luna has a passive illusions can use
so this is the power........
....... of sub 4k

wow

>>161466495
>Medusa splitshot is shit at siegeing, luna illusions can actually do something
why not?
its basically the same thing
i.e. reduced damage

lunas illu doesnt hit as hard as tb

>>161466409
luna's has third best illusions of all ranged heroes (after drow and morphling) and probably best illusions for sieging
medusa's illusions are one of the worst in the game and they are bad at sieging too

>>161466592
you know lunas +damage passive doesnt work on illus right

holy shit u fucks are retarded

>>161465958
>arteezy
please don't

>>161466580
Its not the same thing, luna has higher damage gain than medusa at almost all stages except level 1, they have the same damage there, is more durable and farms relatively faster than medusa because of increased damage and itemisation

>>161466639
>luna only has one passive

>>161466639
>>161466519
> what is moon glaive interaction with illusions

>>161466519
Yeah. Moon glaives work with illusions.

Luna is picked as an SD partner because her moon glaives hit both raxes and two moonwells and zone enemies off of them. You'll never get that with Medusa or TB illusions.

>>161466724
>>161466709
>>161466750

>moonglaives does additional damage to single buildings

unless they literally stand beside the building it wont do shit to buildings
u guys are du,mb

>>161466782
Your bait is weak
Come back in ten years then face me

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>luna has pusher tag
>medusa doesnt
Hmm??? What now??

>>161466639
bouncing glaives basically triples her (or her illusions) damage to buildings
yeah, it spreads, but it's good anyway
she also has one of the highest agility gain in the game and that thing matters a lot for illusions

>>161466874
>triples
Jesus Christ, this general some times

>>161466765
raxes arent targeted by moonglaives unless the tower is down

in which case the highground is already breached
salvietti junot


>>161466810
>proven wrong
>w-weak bait!

>>161466874
More like almost doubles due to the damage reduction but still. She's one of the fastest heroes to take rax in the whole game. Definitely top 5.

>>161466898
>in which case the highground is already breached
Taking down the tower doesn't guarantee you the raxes, as we've seen countless times in pro games. However, the chance of getting them increases exponentially if you have Luna illu from SD and manta.

>>161466898
She can also instantly clear a new creepwave and zone out the enemy team all without changing focus from the tower.

>>161466926
>hero is only good once rax is exposed

pick a better hero then

>>161466982
How bored are you
Be honest

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>>161467027
oh shit ive been found road
>:3
nyek hek hek sry ;p

>>161466873
That is kinda silly, Medusa is one of the best siege tanks in the game, only benefit Luna has over Medusa in that regard is the bouncing glaives having a much higher frequency and range compared to split shot.

>>161466982
every other fast pushing carry is worse
TB dies to sneeze, drow can be hard to protect and morph takes forever to come online

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

>>161467082
>out autocorrected to road
Dumb illiterate phoneposter

>>161467140
>he doesnt have fourchan pass metano calle

>>161467082
Stupid Road poster.

can't wait for the water nigger nerf

>>161466639
t. 500 hours custom gamer unranked playing shitface

Feels bad that I won't be able to call niggers like you out anymore now that valve listened to leddit and removed being able to see recent games from non-friends.

>>161467241
>better to run that curse the doturd :3

>>161461808
Batrider is the most horrible title I think. I mean the thing he rides looks like a giant tub of ketchup and not like a bat.

>>161467338
>:3
tfw I've been conditioned by constant flirting to get a hard on anytime I see this emote

the only thing it can trigger is my dick

>>161467338
than*

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 6m6 minutes ago
ISIS is taking credit for the terrible stabbing attack at Ohio State University by a Somali refugee who should not have been in our country.

>>161467332
>this much assblastation
having a bad dotard day?

>>161467426
Illiterate road poster.

how long has that vtmdota guy been casting, I haven't seen him around before this past fall?

>>161467382
Go fuck your friend with benefits.

>>161467448
>get btfo
>"hahaha u-ur just mad"

Why doesn't valve just give all 16 slots to China? that's clearly what icefraud wants.

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>be OD spammer
>counterpickers can no longer check my profile

thank valve lole

>>161467609
I can't. I'm too pure to want a friend with benefits. I wanna bf who'll snuggle with me after. then I can make him food and we can cuddle while watching a movie :3

>>161467665
Stop posting anytime.

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>>161467442
>implying Twitter likes him

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>>161467703
u first lole!!!

>>161467673
Get a grip, fag. In the end the only thing you will be cuddling with is AIDS.

do you just close this tab・・?

>>161467673
How about watching anime with /a/?

>>161467752
>AIDS
Yeah...hence why I'm not being a slut.

You're not too bright, are you?

This general is so gullible stop it u fucks

>>161466898
>salvietti junot


fuck does that mean retard

>>161467786
does /a/ actually watch decent anime though

>>161467525
Not very long I'm sure. But he's actually refreshing compared to that bulldyke Anne or the countless other casters that are afraid to curse or use some foul humor. I miss 2GD

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>>161467801
Hey anon, don't open this

>>161466580
>lunas illu doesnt hit as hard as tb
yeah but she builds more AGI and farms better and fights better and comes online earlier and her illu passive much better in teamfights, and if someone comes to kill the illus hitting the tower they will take bounce dmg

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Man I'm literally owning this general.

Feels good, dudsters, feel good.

Thanks for the fucking free yous mongoloads

Why are 2 stacks in solo que still?

>>161467957
mongoloids*

>>161466782
yeah but if youwant to kill the illus, you have to move in close enough to get hit by bounces
and then the tower takes some more dmg, and you take some dmg, and the sd + luna team haven't committed shit and you're just running back and forth between fountain while your tower is dying, and when your tower is down oh boy that rax aint living long

>>161467984
Illiterate phone poster

>>161467332
>Feels bad that I won't be able to call niggers like you out anymore now that valve listened to leddit and removed being able to see recent games from non-friends.

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Free

Fuckin

Yu!

that is right

>be highest mmr I've ever been
>que game
>win
hnng

>>161467980
where else do they go?

>>161467860
he could use a bit more practise but i agree he's better than a lot of bigger names atm

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PSG HERE!!!!!!!

this oatmeal is good i ate a banana too. well, off to work!

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post em

>>161468252
isnt that shit bugged to hell and back?

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>tiago blitzposts

based

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>be posting on the *lag

>Over the course of discussion ascertain that gulagians actually think of themselves as human beings

post directionless adult pic

you know the one>

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Why are you always so mad, Dotards?

>>161468515
>he is not not-human
what is ur xcuse?

>everyone on twitch waits for bulldog or singsing stream
can we mass produce streamers like Zai please???

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>>161468592

>>161468678
once zai dude gets 1k unique images a new zai will spawn at a random location on earth

>>161468648
t. Ricardo Sanchez, distant relative of Ivan Putzski

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>>161468760
wtf
howd u know my name dude!?

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>tfw canker sore
>it keeps touching my teeth if I'm not carefull, prolonging the healing process and hurts like a bitch
atleast I got +25 today

>>161468678
Yapzor
Ryuu
Thats all you need. Streamers like rtz and envy are actually so bad at dota. Have you ever watched their games? They win in the weirdest ways, like the enemy just decides to feed for no reason. Also they have shit music. Bad streams.

What 5 hero composition could destroy all buildings on the highground the fastest?

>>161468648
>tfw you will die before technolgy allows you to upload your mind in the global network
nice reality dotards

>>161468863
You forgot capitalist and swindle melonz.

>>161468918
Drow, Luna, Clinkz, Venge, Enigma

>>161468863
>rtz and envy
>bad
compared to us they are gods

>>161468918
Support Oracle (aether/greaves)
Greedy Pugna (aghs)
Mid Leshrac (bloodstone/octarine)
Off Clinkz (deso)
Carry Huskar (armlet/helm/bkb)

>>161468863
>Bad streams.
i dont know, its something about that raw rage you get to experience sometimes, except its not you having a bad game so you can leave whenever you want

>>161468737
but i almost have 1k unique image
i only have one double i noticed yesterday but other than that.. almost 900 zai pics and around 50+ zai twitter/twitch/ask
probably will go at 1k with boston and true sight

we were supposed to have full neural VR games by now. We're still play top to bottom assfaggots like dota 2. GGWP dotards. I was born too early for this garbage technology

>>161468918
what are we talking about?
uncontested?
how farmed are they?
how far into the game are we?
is it some crazy 15-20 min hg strat or are you talking about 6 right click carries with moonshards and rapiers and deso, ac blight stone wakking you?
>>161469104
I'm impressed anon
not proud, but impressed

>>161469104
>I have 1k images of zai
that's fucking creepy kys immediately you fucking homo

>>161469087
You could also replace one of the supports or clinkz with jungle/off lycan (necro3/vlads)

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>>161469154
>mfw
y-you too

>>161468863
>Streamers like rtz and envy are actually so bad at dota

Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're bad players.

rtz's mechanical skill and quick decision making is extremely impressive.

Envy was almost impeccable at Shanghai, haven't really seen enough of his current play to judge now.

>>161469154
Well I was thinking 5 6 slotted heroes with moonshards, uncontested.
Just which heroes could demolish the entire base within a few seconds.

>>161469261
something something tiny lone druid troll sven with aghs and alchemist for aghs I suppose, and then they all use couriers to carry double necro book + refresher and a click mid
should be gone within 15 seconds

>>161469261
tb, drow, lycan, waternigger and luna
may be switch luna for tiny, i am not sure

>>161469228
>mechanical skill and quick decision making
No, he's an autistic farmer who got popular because dumb 'lag kids like yourself enjoyed watching him be a projected version of yourselves in a world where you can play 7k dota. He gets carried by every team hes in, and those teams are never good enough to win something worthwhile.
>envy was impressive at shanghai
w33 was good, if thats what you mean. Envy did everything he could to fuck it up.
Aliwi is actually everything people think streamers like Envy and rtz are. He actually is an extremely impressive, highly technical player.

>>161469340
you need sven + troll in there, lycan's total dps isnt that impressive when you're talking 6-7 slotted

>>161469370
>No, he's an autistic farmer who got popular because dumb
you probably werent even around for the speedgaming/sadboys squad if you think thats how rtz got famous
say what you want about his results in the past years but I feel obliged to call you out on that shit anon k no hard feelings

>>161469370
>says they are shit
>he browses 4chan
here's a (You) for the effort lad

>>161468918
Jungle Lycan
Mid Pugna
Leshrac supporting Tiny
Offlane Prophet

>>161469442
Sure do what you like
rtz and envy are shit. They will never win ti. They dont understand dota and watching them play, pubs or pros, is extremely frustrating.

>>161469370
I thin Arteezy's a better version of EE. He has high mech skill and his farming patterns are really good, but he needs the game to be about him and he tilts easily when he streams. And that's what EG is, Arteezy is the centerpiece while the rest of them make space.
EE, while his mechanical skills and reaction time are pretty good, he's not a thinking player. We saw how he almost fucked up the DR Ember games in Shanghai like split pushing with flameguard while Nyx was offmap, or when he lived by remming onto the cliff and came back down to die instead of TPing. Dota's a thinking man's game and he needs a captain like Puppey, I would rather die than play under him.

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disclaimer i am not trash talking my friend he is new and everyone learns things but i just have to vent
>play with friend whos new to dota
>goes support
>doesnt buy wards
>doesnt buy boots
>pushes alone and dies often
>refuses to read "Welcome to Dota, You Suck"
>doesn't understand positioning
>doesn't understanding items, rushes a vlads and skips boots and everything else (on support)

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>>161469370
By reading your post I can see you really don't like those players and it's making you ignore their abilities.

I mean you can hate Hitler, but can't deny that he was a great leader.

rtz has never really been the reason that he hasn't won a TI or Major, he did some heavy lifting at TI5, but the S4 tilt was just too much. He was the best Shadow Fiend in Dota when he was meta and made a lot of quick witted plays that most players wouldn't come up with under that sort of pressure.

Envy's Ember was legendary at Shanghai, the only real game he fucked up on was that one against EG, but then again ppd's draft was more retarded - MID PUGNA LMAO. He also had a strong performance as someone being able to find farm under pressure or rotate effectively before coming online as a carry.

I don't particularly like either player as a person, but they're good players man. You're just a salty ass nigga whose not even in the same universe of their skill level.

>>161469537
They both are too about themselves. Nothing is more frustrating than a carry with no teamplay awareness who lets the game go because he doesnt know when to stop farming, EVEN if he isnt ready to fight, to take on opportune engagements.

>>161469554
its okay to vent but dude, who the fuck WOULD be able to understand all those things and then also apply them ingame as a new player without anyone teaching them?
if he is one of those 'no dont tell me what to do i'll figure it out on my own' then he can go to hell but if you are playing with someone you know is new to dota you have to actually teach them.
if you are tilting then just make a smurf or some shit and hide your power level so the game is more fair

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>>161469554
heres a chat from less than 5 minutes ago
>>161469687
nah look at this

>>161469656
I dont give a fuck about them personally, i just think theyre bad at dota. Also
>hitler was a good leader
Lmao, got your (you)

>>161469673
The opposite is a problem too.

>CARRY CARRY COME PUSH NOW TAKE ROSH
>'but we have no idea where they are, our vision is bad and i have no BKB'
>'JUST FUCKING COME PUSH OMGGGGGG'
>go highground with them 16m into the game
>lose because i didn't have the items I needed to close out the game
>wOW OUR CARRYS FUCKIMG SHIT

>>161469729
fuck purges guide, teach him yourself
just keep in mind you dont need him to increase his mmr by 1k everytime you play, just try to give input and explain shit that happens and what went wrong/right

>>161469752
>i just think theyre bad at dota

Well okay anon it's fine to be wrong.

Go pay another 4 dollars on his stream to hurl an insult at him, I'm sure it'll really hurt his feelings.

And yes Hitler was a great leader, you generally don't sway an entire country to your ideal by being uninspiring.

>>161469792
Everything in moderation i guess. I think a good carry has that game sense where, after a scrimmage he knows if his win condition has changed, and how much farm he requires to consistently win engagements, and he farms to that level and not moreso to the detriment of the team.

>>161469803
im not a good teacher and he doesn't listen to me when i try to explain stuff he just gets all sarcastic or passive aggressive

someone tell me EE isn't the best ember in the world after watching this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPh019FCb64

>>161469875
>explain to your team that you need X item and be headstrong about it because you know you need it to consistently win engagements
>2 of your team mates just consistently walk down mid or into the enemys jungle feeding the ever living fuck out fo the carry before you even have a chance to come online
>enemy slark is now level 18 while you're barely 15

thanks GUYYYYYSSSSS

>>161469893
mb u shuld break up

wat if icefrog is a girl

>>161469850
Ok but being a good public speaker does not make you good at wartime, and hitler was literally a meth addict who killed his people. He also wasnt elected, and he started a war that inevitably anally ravaged his country. So fuck off with that stormfront shit.
>>161469893
Stop playing with him.

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Jakiro (1/20/8): I shoulda fuckin mid

>yfw

>>161469850
You're confusing a leader with a lot of charisma with one who makes sensible policy and decision-making

>>161469959
wtf i love zai now

>>161469952
EE isn't the best in the world (already seen it)

>>161469964
>>161469985
>Hitler was just good at public speaking.

Whew lad American education at its finest.

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>>161470028

>>161470059
>can't admit to being wrong and needs to change the narrative
golf clap

>>161470084
zai needs to be petted

>>161469958
we are just friends, he's only playing because he wanted to do stuff with me
>>161469964
he gets mad and calls me a cunt if i don't play with him

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>161470123
what i wouldn't give to pet him after he's lost a game..

>>161470186
>he gets mad and calls me a cunt if i don't play with him
get new friends

>>161470042
nice contrarianfagging right there. Tell me who has ever played an ember like that against EG. Nobody has ever played ember that way and made it work except EE

>>161470186
Fucking homos

>>161470186
have you considered telling the clingy faggot to try getting clingy with the end of a bullet for a change

>>161469957
I watched envy's stream last night lemme give you a run down
>Mid OD
>doesnt fight until he has all the items he sees necessary
>picks up a vale even tho its only useful for him (not necessarily a bad pick up, but no bkb against a stun lineup)
>constantly teamspeaks and tries to get his team to go in
>they initiate and he doesnt engage even when chrono is committed
>his team dies as 4
>he gets mad and wont stfu
>gets picked off because he has no spatial awareness and his movements are inefficient
>tries to splitpush with od
>realizes his void is really bad, but doesnt account for it in fights
>buys back in fights twice for like one return kill on a support
>inevitably wins because the enemy just feeds buybacks for no reason?????

>>161470186
>we are just friends, he's only playing because he wanted to do stuff with me
heh... stuff..

>>161470282
can you pet me after i lose games anon

purge the homosexuals from dota 2

>>161470059
Listen, next time you're gonna test the intelligence of others, at least tell them you're a retard first so they can decide whether they wanna waste the time on you.
>>161470186
You both sound like retarded manchildren, idk wat to tell you

>>161470375
i want to remain pure for him
sorry

>>161470394
purge is a fag? since when? ^w^

>>161470316
>fool your retard team into taking fights to make space for you
>don't fight before you have the items
nothing wrong with his strat

>>161470293
the DECISION to go double rapier was good, they played it nice and used aegis at the right times to bring EG down, but his play was nothing short of average, as in, average pro ember plays. he didnt make any big SoF jukes on call and shackleshot (his only threats untill hex came up, but they had lotus anyways), and his 'leave remnant, blink in and SoF then remnant out' is also LITERALLY something that any decent ember player could do
so no, that game does not prove that EE is the worldst best ember player, it just showed a good ember game from EE where he and his teams played good around rapiers by getting them before they HAD to get them, and instead winning the game with them instead of stalling a loss, like you normally see

>>161470291
im not good at making friends
>>161470294
we aren't in a relationship
>>161470301
i told him i wasnt gonna talk to him for a few days because he is too clingy (would say my name randomly on voice in game repeatedly and it was creepy) so this was the result after a few days of not talking to him
>>161470334
yes, dota 2

>>161470471
Any ranged hero can fight early if their Void can land chronos.
Imprison the biggest threat, orb whoever a got the most Int, when chrono ends ult. Free early team fight win.

>>161470510
yeah nah he wants to fugg anon

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>I'm gonna shit on 2 pro players despite having no proof I'm better than them!

>>161470471
>OD at 50 minutes
>"My hero is actually totally useless in fights"
Thats a direct quote.
Oh he also bought refresher, he died twice after imprisoning himself in the middle of fights on accident, and he shot at least two ults in fights before orb'ing anyone.

>>161468918
mid pugna
safe luna with venge
off drow
roaming/jungle prophet

>>161470578
>i haven't lost my argument! YOU have to be 9K if you want to judge this player!

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>it's a /d2g/ thinks they're better than pro players episode

I love this show.

>>161470578
if they were better than them they'd be pro themselves. and if they were pros they wouldn't wanna go shitting on other pros for sake of public image.

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That was literally Envy's only option to win the game, Any praise for that is delusional.

he dropped nichijou btw.

>>161470759
If you want someone to pick on for getting carried NoLans is where it's at.

>>161470727
>Y-YOU CAN'T JUDGE A GOALIE FOR BEING OBJECTIVELY SHIT IN THE CONTEXT OF ALL OF THE OTHER GOALIES IN A SOCCER MATCH
>I'D LIKE TO SEE -YOU- PLAY GOALIE COMPETITIVELY

every time

>>161470795
>N0tail didn't create space for Miracle to do his work.
based 2k.

>>161469729
>I'm having fun
KEK
most casual argument ever, and if he does want to have fun and doesn't want to read/understand shit then maybe you need to let him play himself and keep himself at shitty sub 1k range

>>161470829
What?

Nearly every OG game was NoTail getting a ludicrous amount of space from his team that even a retard could carry at that point just by pure advantage.

>>161470727
You don't have to be a master chef to know bad food when you taste it; you don't need to be 8k to know a bad play when you see it.

>>161469729
if hes fine with being shit then thats just kind of the end of the discussion
if you find yourself unable to enjoy games with him at that level of skill and/or seriousness then yeah maybe thats just the way it is and things will never be the same?

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>>161470859
>Being jealous that he's a two time major winner.
Just accept it he's a god among you peasants.

You can make up any bullshit excuse you want.

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>>161467731
>that last post

>>161470859
This. For proof you must only look at what's right in front of you. notail and OG are still placing at lans and are arguably the only good EU team. Meanwhile, Miracle isnt going to Boston and his team is actually a total mess.

>>161470912
n0lans is objectively better than Arteezy and EE, there's no argument about this. We live in strange times.

>play omni
>carry is retarded
>tells me to stop leaching[sic] and stack
>against a razor and centaur that would just aoe it
>misses cs constantly
>dies to razor twice 2 times 5 mins in
>yells over mic in his normie cuckold voice
>get him triggered af
>mute him
>he dies typing to me

O M N I C E N T
L I G H T

>>161471017
playing against razor alone is triggering as fuck.

if you have nothing to lasthit with like storm you're just boned kiddo.

>>161471097
they were pushing and he was missing hits under tower while having quelling as a sven

>>161471151
forcing someone to lh under tower makes it sound like you're garbage at maintaining lane control. perhaps you legitimately should've been stacking at the opposite end of the jungle and not thinking he meant stack the camp right next to the enemy offlane.

>>161470821
>>161470864
Those analogies are quite bad, the problem is that you're putting too much weight on wins / losses vs. actual individual performance.

The thing about the EE hate is that whenever he makes a mistake everyone is all "WOW FUCKING RETARDED fEEd" whereas if another player makes a mistake it's just like "oh well that was dumb"

rtz is just a talented player who is great at farming and decision making and is very often a high impact player in pubs and in pro games.

>>161471151
you should have stacked the hard camp and normal camp near mid then baka since omni is such a heal slut

>>161471309
>male heal sluts

NHNHNGNHGNHNGHNGHNFNFFFFFF

>>161470503
I haven't seen other embers do better than him. Name a single guy that plays a better ember and has carried a game the way EE did that game. He was his teams only damage dealer. Name a better game where ember is showcased that way. Decent ember players do pitiful damage and play like complete pussies. EE didn't do that. He got caught and died multiple times so it wasn't just naturally good ember game

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>>161470272
>you will never have Tresdin crush your tiny boycock during intercourse to squeeze every last drop of semen despite trying your hardest to pull out
why live?

>>161471272
>the ee dicksucker is back
no one cares faggot

>>161471483
>ebin EE hater for no reason or logic
Nice rose tinted glasses

>>161471309
>>161471205
>move away from my retard and lose xp when they'll probably dive him the second they see I'm gone
>stacking for someone who cant last hit under tower as sven with a quelling (see: easy mode since your damage is so high)

>no super hitler hero
uhh dotards?

>>161471456
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>161471456
>Name a single guy that plays a better ember and has carried a game the way EE did that game
aggressif

>>161471530
not that guy but nice phrase

rose tinted glasses has to do with positivity not negativity

>>161471482
source that pic i hope it shows her asshole

>>161471456
>name a better ember player
Name a chinese carry
>>161471593
I appreciate your naruto intelligence.

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to:161471530
do you get mad every time we post an ee webm?

>>161471575
was it solo razor or someone with him? If solo then sven is bad, if not then he should have stayed under tower and keep being safe

>>161471663
Razor and Centaur

>>161471594
show me a pro game where he bought 2 rapiers and carried his team on that ember.
That's right. He plays a damageless scared ember

>>161461679
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>161471663
>sven is bad for losing against someone who has the capability to entirely handicap his entire damage

are you a retard or what

>>161471720
you're falling flat anon
this is my final (you) to give
have a nice day

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>>161471598
its on r34 you can see her butt

>>161471781
>has a movement speed boost to run out of the way
>>>under tower
>>>missing cs without damage being sapped

>>161471821
>no proof
no argument. EE is the best ember

>>161471720
He doesnt play a scared ember. Agressif plays a non-autistic, non-game losing ember because he understands that dota is a team game and it takes 5 heroes, 5 players to win.
EE picks ember because he thinks he can 1v9 with the hero do to the high mobility. But he doesnt play meepo, who has roughly the same kit, because EE has little actual tech skill and sucks at survivability. EE is like a thousand other mmr-sluts who just want to find that magical hero they can grind with because it doesn't matter if your team feeds when you're ember spirit.
But thats not how dota works and thats why Jacky Mao will never be a winner.

>>161471932
EE is more entertaining to watch and has won more stuff than Agressif

>>161471986
you wouldn't say that shit to aggressif irl he's ripped and fucks all the bitches

>>161471932
We are talking about pro games not pubs.

ee fans are the fucking worst. they will vehemently defend him despite him being an inconsistent shitter who throws games that were in the bag.

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Soe

>>161471649
pld didn't tether him there

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>>161471272
>>161471530
>>161471848
>>161471986
spotted the EE anime fangay

>>161472127
puppey doesn't have grave 9m into the game

:thinking:

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>>161472127
he probably didn't expect the retard to run back in

The people who defend puppey are the same people defending ee right now.

When did Bulldog's stream become so bad? They used to be entertaining and actually somewhat fun, now he's just obnoxious and nearly worse than RTZ when it comes to flaming.

>>161472303
rtz and bulldog streams have always been pretty shit. it's always the lesser known, 100 viewers tops streams that are great.

>>161471986
>hes won more shit than aggressif
He hasnt, you're just a western dota fancuck like the rest of gulag. Literally this entire board is obsessed with the personalities of whitebois and doesnt pay attention to the most competitive dota region.

>>161472303
it has been always shit but its way worse now after his retirement

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I wish i'd tuned into to bulldogs stream earlier and known he was queueing into 4k Aus Dota.
This could have been my one chance to play with a professional.

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;_;

>>161472530
He was queueing 4k aus dota?

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>>161468416
What the fuck?

I never blitzpost.

In fact I hate Blitz. That fucking fat fuck is annoying and coincided as hell. Fuck him.

>>161472627
he's playing a 3k aussie pub right now

>>161472530
but he queued into 3k

>>161472530
>>161472627
makes sense, since 4k au is like 7k eu

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>>161472634
>coincided

>>161470759
Nichijou was never funny

>>161472669
Ah, my bad.
Well I wouldn't have had it either way I guess.

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>>161472694
hehehe, the auto-corrector got it wrong and by the time I noticed I had already pressed "post".

Woooops!

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>>161472854
You have shit taste. I hate kyoani and i know Nichijou is perfect.

>tfw you die to es as jug

Any reason we can't see "recent games" of anyone but our own profile now?

My thoughts:
*EE played a good Ember at Shanghai. He fucked up quite a bit but in the end he did salvage it. That death to aegis revive, then getting the courier onto him to give him BKB and then the sick rem then blink the opposite way which juked the entire EG team was sick af.
*Midone is probably the best Ember in the world. EE plays a 4p1 style Ember where the entire team makes space for him and prolongs the game until he can 6slot with DR and kill people in one hit. Midone's impact and mech skill on Ember is far better as he fights earlier, and that's hard to do considering what kind of hero Ember is.

>>161472940
probably starts with R

>>161472940

de-HoNtrash-ification

Dude i need to find a wemb of the tombraider reboot that got posted in /v/ some time ago does anyone have it

its one that shows what is actually happening while lara climbs some icewall or something like that

I think hollywoodshit was written in it

the archive of v doesnt have search funciton i think

>still no patch
>still 2 weeks left of this stale meta
is this hell?

>>161472940
This is a good change.

I support it.

>7k Euro
>Can't beat 3k Aus players
Really makes you think

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>you will never shill a product with your friends
I wish I have friends

>>161473346
>315 ping carry pudge
well

>>161473397
Aus players played with 300 ping for years before aus servers.

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>>161473346
>won a TI
>can't win against GOD-TIER AUS Dota
???

>>161473293
>>161473164
>>161473132
So, this was intentional?

>>161473397
A fair chunk of Australia doesn't get much better connection

>>161473445
aussies probably naturally evolved to be able to play with high ping

3k aussie > ti winner

>>161473473
Yes.

>>161473553
Permanent or just until battlecup is over or something?

>>161473373
ironically monsters probably the worst thing you could drink playing dota

>>161473346
>Plays with 3k players.
>Flames the shit out of them because they don't play like 7k players.
I always thought Bulldog was kind of ironic in his way with his whole streamer persona, but this game he was just a typical retarded NA player whining and flaming for no logical reason.