Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>13 memes early

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Sheever

pugna is a boy btw

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pugna posting

>>161499478
>small greedy person riding on top of a big dumb brute that it uses to attack its enemies
what did valve mean by this

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>>161499636
Open to the possibility

tfw no dotard gf

>>161499684
>haha I'm 12 btw.

>>161499952
I don't play dota anymore. I just watch our boy stream every so often.

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>It's a "let's blame south americans for the loss" episode

>Pick Offlane Pugna
>Win

thanks ixmike.
Though it seems hes abandoned it after a loss streak.

>>161499563
pls post more sheever

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So lol players keep getting super awesome cinematics for their skins, and what do we get from valve..? gloves for CS:GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gU_HpD0hWY

I've had enough of this dying game.

>>161500037
Ahh rip.. I watch him sometimes in the morning when i notice him streaming, i think you mean rtz if i remember from our talks, and i wake up early enough, though im having trouble sleeping and stuff, its pretty annoying really

>>161500519
bye

>>161500519
>Login Screen
So literally fucking nothing?

See you.

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>People still pushing this MMR shit when Matumba and Miracle couldn't qualify for BOSTON.
?

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>PREDICTIONS OUT
So, what are your pretidtions, anon?

Lads i've played 2,000 hours of this nonsense but my micro is appalling, I can just about manage Brew ult and Lycan but that's it. Which hero would be a good next step? I was thinking Beastmaster.

>>161500657
I predict im going to fap within the next hour

>>161500537
Yes, he is our boy. Good luck on your exam

>>161500748
Micro is irrelevant honestly unless you plan to get good at certain heroes.

Plus they're shit most of the time, Chen/Ench is a good start desu. Meepo if you're feeling devilsh.

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>wake up
>no patch

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>>161500234
>people still think Life Drain is primarily offensive
>not one of the best healing spells that can be used as offense in clutch situations when enemies burn their disables
>literally mfw

>>161500790
I watch a lot of >our boys so.. And thanks, hope i do still see you around from time to time since im guessing youre leaving now or something.. Everybody just leaving me :<

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>Cold Attack is now applied for 2 seconds upon dealing damage with spells.

>>161501050
>carry is losing hp rapidly
>down 1k and still dropping
>little dead gnome girl with 900 hp is supposed to fill carrys hp back up
I mean it's useful but it's hardly a game breaker

>>161501389
Base magic resist tho

what if Pugna was a futa?

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>riki "'support"""
>wahhh wahhh why am I losing? God damn poruviens!

Stupid dotards...

>>161501451
Life drain heals based on the amount of life pugna actually loses.

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is bounty hunter useless? every time i play him or there bh on my team they all start calling him useless trash hero

can someone give me an explanation

>>161501578
just buy a heart

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Only 9 inches?

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Who will be the wiser hero?

>>161501616
Only pick bounty hunter against a heavy physical lineup then rush greaves into shiva's.

>>161501742
>tfw to wise to be intelligent

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Just kite him

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>>161501813
Excuse me, but please post Dota 2

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>>161501616
On what? Hes a god as a roaming support, puts a lot of pressure early on, building mek/mana boots/guardians ensures unlimited pushing power and never needing to go back, track is free money, after that you build vlads, linken, lotus,shyva, blink, force staff, whatever your team needs and suits your play style, hes also my most played hero atm

>>161501616
his point is giving a gold advantage with track. he doesn't provide much else- vision is alright, and getting a shuriken to bounce on all heroes can win a fight but is seldom decisive. he's a viable pick if you either have very good teamfight or some very good ganker who can work with the extra vision

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>>161501868
sorry

anyone watching LotGH here
fraulein mariendorf is best girl

>>161501742
Meepo because Valve doesn't have their head *that* far up their ass that they'll nerf his Magic Resistance.

...right?

>>161501174
we imba now?

>>161501616
Buy cour, wards, mana boots and roam support. Drop Track on solo heros and bait them into your team

>>161501964
He's also the highest armor support in the game.

>>161501838
Sven is honestly broken.

Echo Sabre just turned him into a god.

>>161501964
and lane preassure of course- can't believe I missed that. a perfect bounty game starts with winning all lanes for your team with precision strikes

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Would you let RTZ fuck your waifu?

>>161502086
I know it's a part of what the game is but the kind of carry that can kill six stacked ancients like nothing is pretty hard to counter while herding cats

>>161501838
>tfw pick wk and get equal farm to sven
>blink on him and stun
>hit him for 2 seconds
>don't do enough damage because lol 45 armour
>sven turns on his ult and 3 shots me

Fucking Karjakin I hate russians in every form

>>161501016
I forgot, I played Ench a bit prior to those nerfs to her ulti but the micro kind of fell by the wayside when I left the jungle. I tried Chen in a bot game and was useless, I'll give him another whirl tho, thanks.

>>161502164
Even if I say yes rtz would just turn around an go play dota

>>161502164
>tfw narcissist
sure

>>161502368
What did he do?

hey gulag thinking about starting a new anime, debating between Code Geass, Death Note, Kill La Kill, or Hellsing. What do

>>161502973
how about hibike euphonium

>>161502973
kys urself

>>161502973
watch angel beats my dude

>>161502973
Star wars: clone wars

>>161502713
Defended a +42 position
Magnus also blundered but fuck this guy and his drawing playstyle

>>161502164
>not making the size 3.22 tb

smhtbqhwyf

>>161502284
your own fault for not going blademail

>>161502973
the simpsons

>>161503069
+42??

>>161502973
Batman

>>161502221
ward his jungle lol

>support the shit out of an antimage
>free lane for him
>he goes vlads vanguard
>we lose
how do i stop retards from throwing games as support

>>161503184
Yeah it was mate in ~20 but they both had 30 sec so they blundered move after move

twitch /ginxtv
your host is hosting and they are talking about the dotes

>>161503453
nvm they done

>>161503453
>tune in
>"machine i hate when people do bantz pls don't do bantz"

Alright worst major

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>>161503453
>some girl gamer
>make sure to tweet #blahblah
>some faggy dude with blonde hair
cancer

What hero and patch combination was the worst?

>TI5 Storm Spirit
>Troll WarLMAO
>HOHO HAHA

>pick wk
>sven 3 shots my first life and then my second one too
>the entire team behind me dies too
I like the concept of WK don't you?
he's just like except WORSE. Sven does infinitely more damage and is infinitely more tanky

>>161503741
OD invoker
SD luna
armlet alch/lifestealer
we had alot of good times

>>161503693
Welp, the fun is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBrBcwpy0
>played dota for like 4 years
>get main interviewer position at TI6
>also has 5k mmr
what are your excuses dotards
half of you probably didn't even break 4k in that time

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>>161503017
I dunno, I was looking for something more action-y, not drama-y
>>161503030
here's your (you)
>>161503032
I'll look at it, what is it comparable to?
>>161503057
u better be talking about the original one faggit

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>>161504124
because i'm not super funny :(

>>161504124
>"nerdy"

christ, hes such a normalfag

>>161504124
is he gay

>>161502973
Love Live School Idol Project

>>161504124
why would anyone willingly watch something involving slacks?

Any reputable players release any predictions?

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>>161502973
Pokemon XY

>>161503367
Rip in peace

>>161502973
Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate

>>161502973
Code Geass if you're into mecha and main character outsmarting everyone
Hellsing if you're into grim and bloody action (just don't fuck up and watch Hellsing Ultimate, not the 2001 series)
KLK will be probably too much for inexperienced anime watcher (and i am guessing you're new to anime since you didn't watch all those popular titles)
Death Note anime is pretty good for the first half and terrible for the second, so i wouldn't recommend it

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>1 hour till the last esports match until the major
>it's a Sneyking vs. Ixmike NA shitfest

well at least our boy grant will cast it

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12 SLEEPS REMAINING

12 SLEEPS REMAINING

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12 SLEEPS REMAINING

>>161504828
stream?

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>>161502973
re:zero

>>161502973
well what are you into? I'm gonna assume dark shit from your selection.

>>161504940
I'll link it when it starts, probably grandgrant if he's not working his walmart job

>>161504171
>u better be talking about the original one faggit
I'm talking about the cgi series

I haven't had the want to play this game in months.
Fucking hell this game seriously needs a patch to refresh and shake things up

>>161502973
Mushishi

so I went 9/0/26 in my first bat game ever. is this the ultimate pubstomper hero?

>>161505901
he is pretty good against retards so yeah

>>161505901
offlaning is basically free exp since people dont lane properly in pubs

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>>161505613
What's dota?

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Do we know if any streamer is doing a viewing of the true sight later?

>>161505613
I got the latest dota 2 patch that makes me play 4 bishounen protagonists driving through the countryside, where are you?

>>161505901
ye
he's sick in pubs

moving into the last game between karjakin and carlsen, carlsen is up by 1. unless the ruskie takes this next game then- dare I say it...

Reddit: we did it

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All right I've been farming in-game (You's) for about a week now, went from 900 behaviour score to 8,500k but I'm beginning to stall, what should I do to break through this ceiling?

>>161505537
reeeee
>>161506007
probably arteezy

>>161506007
rtc for sure

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>run team into ground
>get fired
>get picked up as coach for another team
>go to boston

>>161506007
what is true sight?

EAT SHIT RUSKY

>be 3k
>beat 5.3k invoker mid
my penis cannot get any harder
my dota career might end here, roll the credits

>>161504828
surprised grant isn't invited to Boston.

I mean he's an okay caster can be funny but his NA bias is a joke.

>>161506928
this guy has a seriously bright future ahead of him the way he can make himself seem useful to multi-milion dollar organizations

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>>161506928
>Jump teams because ego
>Team you left becomes world champions
>Suck PPDs dick for a week straight to get back on EG
>Lose to OG
>Go to Boston

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>>161506891
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/804087411550654464

>>161506928
Old boys club, they know Dota doesnt have an other 4 years in it so they are milking it for their friends for all its worth

BUY THE COMPEDIUM GOY

>>161504817
thanks for the help man, appreciated

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Why can't you hook couriers?

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>>161507131
rooollin

>>161506958
Valve documentary on two teams and shit, here's an artdoor stream link where he watches it with Zai, suma1L, Cr1t, and Charlie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCjLHJpjqu8

>>161506928
Hopefully Fluff bombs this fucker so tier-1 teams stop being ruined by him

>>161507167
>Old boys club, they know Dota doesnt have an other 4 years
This has been the case for the last 3 years

>>161506751
GUYS I NEED HELP
SORRY CAPS LOCK

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>Open up Sing strim
>Pudge

>>161507336
neat

>>161505984
definitely not custom games!

>>161507217
decided to check it out, looks like courier can be affected only by attack modifying skills and bkb-piercing ults (not by all of them though)
the most notable exceptions are tusk's sigil and naga's ensnare

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https://www.twitch
.tv/grandgrant

10 minutes till Doo Wap vs. Team Freedom best of five.

This is the last esports stop till boston so make it count

>Paladins
>Rogues
>Fighters
>Barbarians
>Wizards
>Warlock
>Monk
>Druid

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BARD BROS

>>161508223
I want to see Child Molester Godz and Sexual Deviant Winter together at Boston.

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>>161508223
thanks anon

Why does no one buy force staves or glimmer capes around 3k mmr?

I've saved so many team mates with them but almost nobody gets them whenever I'm playing a carry.

>>161508426
naga and qop
also storm spirit with this lute hat

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>enemy team singles me out
>always ganks me
>tim doesn't help
>lose game
wat do?

>>161508564
because they're shit

>>161508649
none of those give AoE auras to their teams through singing

Friendly reminder that admiral bulldog lost to a 3k mmr australian pub

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>ranked game loads in
>3 teammates threaten to feed down mid if they don't get the mid lane
>throne falls by 15 mins
lmao. I fought so hard for that 25 desu. 9000 behaviour score and I get teammates like this?

>>161508669

git gud

>>161509021
>Actually believing behaviour score means anything
>Actually believing there's a shadow pool where people with bad behaviour scores go
Never gonna make it.

>>161508669
stop being so out of position you shitter

>>161508669
stop being alone idiot

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developer 1
dota_game_account_debug

post your favorite_team: 3221225472

>>161509084
I suppose I should quit or stop taking it seriously. I couldn't have won that game even if I had omni for free wins

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>>161509021
>Thinks 9000 behavior score is good

9000 behavior score is where the toxic kids on their way down are at.

>>161509253
>9k behaviour score
>teammates still say "solo mid or feed"

>>161508564
there is a reason why they are in 3k bracket
>>161508717
blame blizzard for that, they never added bard or similar unit into wc3

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>dish out 3 reports for toxic faggots
awww yeah

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When did Sing get better rap taste than RTC?

>>161509708
What its considered good Rap - Hip-Hop taste?

>>161509905
My taste

>>161503131
you'll just return physical damage into his 45 armor though, you might take out a chunk of his HP but you'll never win

>>161509905
the only good rap-hiphop taste is not listening to rap-hiphop
t. taste expert

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Why is clockwerk such a shit, underwhelming hero?

Literally just force staff out lmao

Who /dota_player_auto_repeat_right_mouse 1/ here?

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>>161510671
Me

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>tfw you're the only person who buys dragon lance on morphling

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>161510840
thats because your a tardo

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>Its a Invoker farms midas and bots while afk farming episode

>>161511217
>after losing his lane and having to farm the jungle
welcome to every NP game ever

>>161511217
Dany DenIto?

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>>161511276
>not recognizing jack scalfani from his dreamy eyes

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Our Guys

disregard the nu-male in the middle

>>161510021
what should i listen to? any recs?

>>161511510
>sumail
>miracle now
why do all shitskins dye their hair horrible colours

>>161511217
What are you expecting? every Pro do this for 20mins or worse 35min cause they need an octarine travel aghs to come online

>>161511510
me on the right

>>161511587
I think it's "spoiled teenagers" more than "shitskins"

>>161511510
how the fuck sumail ended up with this hair color
i saw plenty of people who dyed themselves blond but not a single one of them had this color after a while

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>>161511865

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>>161511865

there's no nead to worry, magnus beat the ruski in style

Rate and discuss, lets help brain storm a winning roster

Fucking insane how dead these threads are nowadays.

t. beta invitee from 2011

>bulldog lost to a 3k australia pub
are australians actually dota gods?

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HE DID IT
CARLSEN DID IT

>>161508564
they're playing carry too. I know what you're gonna say but as far as they're concerned they are

>>161511865
I thought he dyed it that color specifically

>>161512327
he played pudge with 300 ping so he ended up being as useful as his teammates

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>>161512302
I'm an idiot, forgot pic. Rate and discuss, I don't know much about the current meta. Just went with what was popular last time

>>161512194
DUDE

>>161512432
>300 ping
So the same as australians?

>>161512194

lmfao. the dota community has completely corrupted this kid.

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>World championship ends with a queen sac

Carlsen has done too many daily puzzles on chess.com

Someone with a goypendium needs to stream true sight lads

>>161512302
it needs w33haa honestly. he's the most versatile mid and he goes hard

>>161512559
A great victory requires a noble sacrifice

>>161512559
The director board felt it was the best possible storyline

>>161512483
WEED
LMAO

>>161512416
no, he was blond, i remember he joked about being lanister or some shit
just google it up

when will bsj be acknowledged by tier 1 teams?!?!?

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>>161512898
2017 is the year of BSJ

>>161512898
He's not there yet, team freedom is a good place for him right now while he learns

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>>161512892
shitty picture from True sight ep 1.

He dyed it green

>>161512898
bsj is a fucking clown
I dnno whats fucking wrong with him but he plays so stupidly and whines 24/7

>>161513141
This is what you wanted, Americans. Regionlock your servers and instead of Peruvians shitting up your games, you'll get serial-whiners who throw just the same.

>>161512898
when he finally kills himself

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>>161512898
BURNING

SYLAR

JAMMA

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hey!

>team feeds and gets mad
>i don't feed and tell them to calm down
>i get targetted and my teammates beg the enemy team to report me

nice community, I honestly hope this game dies within the next few years (it won't)

>>161513332
windrunner is a slut

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>>161513512
don't you dare speak of my waifu like that ever again

>>161513507
>implying that it's not the same way in any other competitive video game
>kys

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What does /d2g/ want for Christmas?

>>161513790
a racially pure europe please

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>>161513790
Sheever on my bed.

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>>161513790
sniper buffs

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>>161513851
Pretty sure Europe stopped being racially homogenous when the neandrethals raped the proto-humans hundreds of thousands of years ago.

>>161513136
that's like the shittiest shade of green you can even imagine

161513762
it's not
>telling me to kms

hey reddit

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>>161513790
to make a friend

i haven't had a friend in nearly a decade
i only say "hey" to sellers at shop

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What if when a Meepo clone died, instead of killing the rest instantly it would deal (1/X) max hp in damage to each of the others? (X is the amount of Meepos)

>>161513998
>mfw I suggested this to a history teacher in 2001 or something when I was in high school.

>mfw he laughed at me

>mfw I laugh at him now.

literally dead game

>>161513512
how come every woman in dota is a slut?

>>161514242
Because all women are sluts.

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>>161513790
to drink

>>161514083
You're thinking far too small time.

>One meepo dies
>The rest casts an unstoppable poof and disappears with him.

>>161514403
I did it for the meme. Not disappointed.

>>161514083
then its fucking broken, meepo first pick first ban 2k babbies try to play him and win

cannot WAIT for the fnatic espose in ONE HOUR AND 42 MINUTES BOYS
THE DRAMA WILL BE PALPABLE

>>161513790
generic t-shirts

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>>161514083
i bet this was you in the helmet 15 years ago

>>161514083
It makes him significantly stronger against team comps he was already strong against while making his typical counters play completely unchanged.

Or in layman terms, single target bad, aoe slash cleave still buttfuck meep

>>161514868
>Or in layman terms, single target bad
Single target is what you want against Meepo, you only need to kill one Meepo

>>161514083
>Kill all Meepos except one
>Meepo is now a walking joke until he kills himself.

>>161513790
>Christmas
What a joke. Tell me if a Christian virgin girl exists.

When did these threads get so /pol/?

>>161515614
Everything is fucking /pol/ on this website now thanks to those fuckheads bringing reddit here

>>161515614
Blame the peruvians for existing

>>161515667
>now
son this site has been mainstream as any since 2008 or 2007

>losing to PL
wow, america really is the land where you can do anything

>>161515614
>pol won the election
>poltards have left their containment board

>>161515842
>PL
>Bad
pick one

>>161515040
Single target with reliable lockdown, sure. It's very easy for a single merlo to get out of danger while the other full health meepos kill you. Cleave or aoe means no matter what he does he's using an almost dead meepo. Makes a big difference.

>>161515916
>Win the election
>asshurt libbies still insult you
Keep crying, faggot. You're in for 8 years of this

Explain this Dotards??

http://steamcharts.com/app/570

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>>161515989
>4chan are now a defense force for The Man

>>161515989
>he thinks trump will only reign for 8 years

libcuck spotted

>true sight, A documentary about teams leading up to the Major
>Only two episodes

>announcing the talent just a couple days before the event

>failing to provide the needed information to allow execration to get their visas

>Major being played on the same patch the last Major was played on back in spring

Valve, whats going on?

>>161515936
nice damage control, burker kun

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>>161515842
>>161515936
muh nigga
srsly tho the hero is still good hopefully hes gonna buff him a little bit and we good to go

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>>161516005
>When I started playing Dota 2 the population was 2%~ of what it is now

Who January 2012 here

>>161515989
Wew that did not take long for you to get baited for the reply

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>>161516156
lmao stop being so entitled you will get a new hero in 2 weeks together with the biggest update since dota 2 itself was made its a free game smfh modern gamers

>>161516216
Best I can do is November.

>>161516005
if you look at all-time there's a significant dip right now

>>161516270
>he gave one reply
>got 3 free (You)
looks like he's the one who made it to me

>>161516156
Valve are min-maxing their income, that's what's going on. Probably knows DOTA 2 is tanking sooner rather than later

btw. LGD paid Valve to not provide Excrement the information they needed

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>>161516436
Are (You)s really worth anything when they're calling you a retard?

>>161516450
>ywn get a "favor" from LGD's owner to get their terrible team into an event
Why even live 2bh

>>161516372
>jew sounds like (You) when you say it out loud
sweet mother of god...

>>161516528
doesn't that include yours as well considering he was only calling you a faggot?

>>161516372
Do Jews eyes light up like that when they get yous?

Why is Arc Warden such a stupid hero.
I had a Midas and Dragon Lance and killed a Tiny with 2k HP and 5k more net worth than me. And it was my first time playing this hero and I suck at micro.

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So d2g?

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>>161516803
imagine their children

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>>161516803
Fucking louis

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>>161516803

ITS YA BOY

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5fr4j8/denying_to_neutrals_needs_to_be_nerfed_so_here_is/

Are these fags serious
they think because of one momentary trend that hasn't even been a thing for 3 weeks it needs to be changed

oh my god

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>>161516613
>Not posting the new one

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>tfw insta ban pudge every time I play
>some redditshit always rages at the start

how much until true sight ep 2 senpai

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>>161517086
>Creeps should level up just like heros when they get a kill on a player, transforming them into JUNGLE PREDATORS
wtf he literally stole my idea from a "what if" post

>>161516776
>Why is Arc Warden such a stupid hero.
icefregg probably felt he needed to do something new and fresh. he got one of those right at least, you can't deny the hero is unique

>>161517104
I didn't even know there was a new one. Fuggin saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI

>>161517086
Getting baited by SirAutismSlacks
Do you have ass burgers?

>>161516776
the hero isnt even that strong, laning against him only requires knowledge of the hero, spells fall off hardcore except for magnetic field. the hero is literally only double item value after 20 minutes. he even got shit stats

>>161517086
>Are these fags serious
check who the author of that post was

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>>161517086
>cowardice
That's now you know they are butt-hurt as all fuck. (Besides creating a GABEN PLZ thread on /r/dota2/)

>2 pages of complete trash that I won't even bother reading
I hope that guy uninstalls because he's so ass-blasted about people denying themselves to neutrals.

>>161517382
Well, I am 3k bottom of the barrel scrub. And somehow didn't die solo offlane against a tiny/cm and got Midas at 11 minutes I think.
I do agree that isn't that good of a hero but he has some good burst potential if you catch an enemy off-guard. The slows are pretty good, considering they are 2x and they are on such low cooldowns the bubble is both good in offense and in defense. But I got really flamed for randoming him.

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>our hero btfoing 4chan AGAIN

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who /still2K/ here?
life is suffering...

>>161517681
>be me
>been playing since beta
>still 2k

>>161516392
if you look at the bumps upward in all time its always correlated with a content patch. just wait for new journey and see another bump.

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>>161517681
>>161517772
haHAA

Is SirActionSlacks the highest MMR shitposter in the entire dotard community?

He's basically a paid fat shitposter who gets paid to shitpost on the net and IRL and he's 5k MMR too.

>>161517772
how?
if you're not at least 3.5 and have been playing since 2011 consistently you're doing something fundamentally wrong

>>161517672
He somehow manages to look and sound more like an old fat lesbian than actual old fat lesbians.
It's amazing.

>>161517681
>started playing slightly before TI2
>calibrate at ~4k when MMR comes out
was gold in that small update that they instantly removed too

the players on Team Freedom do not make a living off of dota. I know this because they draft like shit- they do not draft like people who are trying to put food on the table

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I love Soe so much. It hurts. I want sweet death to make it all better.

>>161517890
who's this cum drum

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>161517681

>people instantly choose a carry/mid role on map "LET ME PICK LAST"
>their supports pick first
>i know exactly the offlane to play based on how aggressive supports they pick

Honestly how can you not gain ez mmr playing offlaner?

>>161517890
WHAT HAPPENED TO LIA
SHE'S A SLUT NOW?
has she done any porn? any nudes?

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soon I will be disappointed...

>>161517981
Lia Marie Johnson

when can we get a certain language only matchmaking or some shit? this shits depressing, I have time to play maybe 1-2 games a day on the weekdays at most, and the one or two games I get to play, i get like 3/5 team members who don't speak english, do shit like jungle bloodseeker dagon 5, roaming support pudge (okay not the worst), and a safelane carry that farms 350 gpm

I pick OD mid try to go as hard as possible, but you can't 2v5 when the enemy team has an actual lineup, I can't corral my team since we don't speak the same language, and they flat out ignore my pings to farm shit, this game is ridiculous

>>161517890
I hope in 2017 the whole "haha shitposting xD" bullshit dies

>>161517981
hola nueve amigo

>>161518019
>is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
I think whenever Purge is brought on as an "expert" it's more of a transgression against truth

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>>161517772
>be me
>since late 2011
>2.3k

a-at least I'm not 1k right? right?
fucking kill me already

>>161517826
Enjoy your losing streak back to 2k in 3...2...1...

>>161518175
holy fuck, I was just shitposting. I only started playing this game in the summer. I am bad though

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>>161518037
Cool it Creeper before you get put in the isocubes.

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>>161518037
She has shown a nipple to the public.

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>mfw 6.81d is the best patch

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>>161517890
>file deleted

>>161518628
just go to /cel/ mang

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>grant just got banned again

what the FUCK

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>>161518628
lia marie johnson webm

>GrandGrant banned again
Back to Walmart, white nigga

>>161518813
rip

is it for showing his nipple yesterday

>>161518790
you mean /tv/?

Is it just me or has twitch really gone to shit over the last year?

>grant gets banned right in the middle of casting some quality NA finals and some quality FREE goypendium exclusive video watching later
what
the
FUCK

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>>161516216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA

>>161518864
i mean wikieat /cel/ ya fucking pleb

>>161519007
Twitch has been about making that dolla and not broadcasting videogames for quite some time

>>161518024
Any offlaning tips?

Offlaning s my weakest position i think. My go to offlaner is brood and thats it.

>>161519030
>frank
I need you to leave right now, reddit

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>>161519030
>Three (You)s

Thanks bub

Grant Harris @GranDGranT 1m1 minute ago
Hm, I got DMCA'd by http://Azubu.tv for streaming the tournament from a ticket using none of their audio or Camera? thats life

>>161519017
>Grant gets banned for breaking rules AGAIN, after probably 20 warnings and bans
No one's gonna let a fuckup made by a repeated offender slip

>>161519050
I don't mean just that, the new layouts and features and unblockable ads along with tighter moderation just seem like the site is going downhill now.

>>161519059
Don't die. Side pull creeps when you can rotate as soon as your hero can gank(i.e Axe with Blink).

>>161519059
pick timber max passive press all buttons in clash and check how many kills you got

>>161519059
Basically don't overextend, that's all there is to it. Hero choice is very important. Pick something that can farm the creep camp at some point if your enemy starves you of exp from pulling.

>>161519059
1. you build iron talon

Woo there, you won off lane

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>>161519138
this is not how you gains viewers Azubu

>>161519059
don't pick brood. she is a last pick hero. pick axe, centaur, nyx assassin, tidehunter, magnus, void, dark seer, beastmaster, etc.

the best tip i have for you is don't die. if the support is hitting you constantly, move back to your tower. if you're getting literally nothing out of the lane, not even exp because the harassment is so bad, simply buy iron talon and get some farm. give up the lane if it's too tough. your simple goal is to get exp, get farm if you can, and survive.

>>161519138
rofl

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>>161519138
Azubu lul

>>161519138
>Waa it's not fair
>What, I'm EXPECTED to read the terms of use?
>Naah fampai mai nigga just chug that doctor pepper budlight lets go famalama check my chug record nigga

>>161519157
>breaking rules AGAIN
?
He wasn't restreaming the cast, he was casting on his own with his own camerawork, which is legal.

>>161519059
Your objective is to not die. Don't try to get kills, unless you are 100% sure you can get them. You're not on the lane for making kills, you want to survive and leech as much exp as possible. If your lane is fucked and you are wasting your time, go stack the creep camp(s) and wait for somebody to clear them, leeching exp to make up for the shit time you had.

Just don't die.