/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapdragon's Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapdragon tho.

>>161262173
gay (clownhorn) honk ;3

How do I make money solo?

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Rockstar Faggot please return to us and give us more info

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>>161262404
We are desperate, we will do anything.

>CEO vehicle list allows you to add one owned Pegasus vehicle to it that you can spawn like any other CEO vehicle
>vehicles excluded would be all planes since they would often not have adequate take off space, Hydra, Savage and tank
>boats would require you to be in an acceptable body of water to spawn as with the Dinghy
>Dodo would be allowed but can only be spawned in water

Is this a retarded idea or not? My thinking behind it is purely to allow easier access to "fun" Pegasus vehicles

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She is cute, CUTE!

Benefactor master race

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>>161263965
Oh fuck I would do anything to live inside that fucking pussy so fucking hot god dammit now I have to jerk off. fuck you

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catower is in the new thread!

>boats will never be fast again
Why does rockstar hate fun, are they that afraid of saints row?

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see? there are nice bois in gta

>>161263965
>Taking lewd pictures of other peoples waifus
Shameful. Should be a kickable offense.

>>161267023
fuck off

Why does GTA V run like shit on my PC.

No matter what i do it keeps stuttering, i put it all to high even medium and it still runs like shit.

970 gtx
12gb ram
I5 3.4ghz

>>161267538
check the nvidia menu and see if it's using integrated graphics.

can any of you guys help me sell a warehouse?

I'm alone in a public session SC:mr_enon

before the randies pour in

>>161267538
970 pfft
i5 HAHA
12 gb RAM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA you're killing me smalls

>>161241120
but if they can afford a 144Hz monitor why can't they afford a good computer

>>161267832
Surely it should be able to play it with stable fps at high, is the game just badly optimized?

Every other game i play i can play max setting, this runs like shit it goes from like 70 fps and then does some weird stutter when i drive.

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>>161263965
CUTE!

>>161267998
>old technology is bad because its old
child please, you have school tomorrow, just go to bed

>>161268238
dayuuuum she fuckin sexy man

>>16126823
>that bulge
fuck off catower

>>161268238
>that FPS counter
Null, I thought you were pure

>>161268517
fuck you, fat pussy is the best homo

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>>161268537
I didn't post that senpai.

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Is this game worth $20?

>>161269210
no
yes faggot

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Oh hey so this is where u find this.

>>161269819

>Thinks of self as above certain temptations

Not above attention whoring it seems.

do you all just play online, or does any of you know any better alternatives for finding gta v mods other than that horrible gta5-mods.com site? i feel like missing on some gold shit

>>161268348
>old technology is bad

when did i say that you dumb nigger? old technology is simply old, LCDs are magnificent, but i do miss my old dell m991 because you could punch the fuck out of it like a big ol' ragebaby and it'd still work just fine

>>161270357
then theres nothing wrong with someone using a crt
wonderful

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im dead

>>161271176
Hi dead
I am dad

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>food update soon

>>161271943
k-kawaii

>>161271943
food update?

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>>161271943

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>>161273116
awoo~

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>>161269819
>tight fisted in the extreme

>>161273791
thats right cornhiser, sex ;)

>>161271943
Real meat?

Video game fashion is important
How good are the skirt options? Dress options? Please don't tell me it's all just locked to pants and shorts.

GTA IV for XBone compability when?

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What did he mean by this?

>>161271943
what

explain

>>161275267

he is trying to come to terms with his rape freshman year

>>161274897
>>161274897
Please assist, I was lead to believe the multiplayer is a dress-up game for your cars and character.

>>161276692
Buy game on steam
check it out within 2 hrs
Don't like it? return.

>>161277071
Apparently you can't do this if the game is bundled with a sharkcard because you consumed the digital merchandise automatically; just a heads up.

>>161277071
Is 2 hours really enough to see everything the customization has to offer? Don't clothes differ depending on what store you go to and shit?

>>161277564
Nope, same options, the layout is just different.

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>>161262173
uninstalled the game due to having a really bad memory leak or something it was unplayable as fuck

what is this?
a new feature?

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>>161278356
nice garry's mod texture

>>161278143
rollback your nvidia drivers

>>161278356
>Stripper heels on the beach

Hey fags, be sure to check the newswire on Tuesday

>>161279342
No shit sherlock.
Updates always happen on Tuesday.

>>161279650
but not every tuesday

can heists be done with just 2 people?
playing with a friend and almost have 200k

>>161280903
Only Fleeca. The others require 4 people.

>>161278356
ughhh baby i love it

>>161278356
Was the screenshot taken at max settings? I wish I could play the game like that.

awoo

>>161283320
~

>>161283320
>>161283351
Awoo~

>>161283534
y-you asked for this sweetheart ;3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

>be new
>playing with also new friend
>doing stun races
>lobby has 30 people
>no one else joins
>still have a blast regardless

>>161283534
>>161283596
>>161283351
>>161283320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX-0Yj638SY

>>161283696
>>161283596
>>161283534
>>161283351
>>161283320

buncha weebs

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>>161283869
u just mad u aint cute that's all

>>161284029

ur just maid ur waifu is SHIT

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>>161285181

Well... it finally happened. I fell in love in a video game. I told myself not to fall in love because of all the "fish in the sea" but I couldn't help it. The way she sounds when it's just us. The feeling I get like I'll never be good enough but that's okay with her because she's the only one in the room to me. It makes me shake to say it but I LOVE YOU STIRLING GT!

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>>161286821

/gtag/ ps4 is literally imploding right now

>>161287462
Really though, why did mradonis leave the chat?

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>>161287560
He is a fucking bitch

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>>161287683
He's our leader, anon.

Why are these god damn gook chink pieces of shit allowed to play on our servers? They can't even fucking speak english

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>>161288329
He is nothing.

Does Vice City still hold up? Thinking of buying it and installing ENB mods on it.

>>161288686
All ENB looks fuckugly on VC. And vanilla looks okay even today.
Don't buy it, tho. Steam/SC versions are not compatible with mods and have cut some music tracks

>>161278356
A-anymore pics of her please.... I'm in love.

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>>161292163
>That last second effort to get out

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Vacca

>>161293241
No thanks.

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>when he texts you...

>>161292163
reminds me of ED-209 getting stuck in the stairwell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MS4sLlBvbE

>tfw fapping to tranny waifu

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Crazy how nature do that.

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U guys are ghosts desu.

>>161283695
You likely wouldn't have had a blast had people joined. If you aren't good at races and pull away at the start you have zero hope of recovery because the shit drivers at the back of the pack will drag you down with their shit driving.

>>161295525
>>161296174
who are you talking too?
inb4 (you)

>>161296563
the memers in the game session.

>still no appearance of Rockstar Faggot

Has he forsaken us?

>>161289004
Aren't there mods that fix the steam version? I know there were for SA.

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>>161296174

>>161295279
post her

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>>161297021

>>161294708
Great scene. Have you watched the crew interviews?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj-OntCVcWE

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Wtf que was this added?

>>161296690
He told us some bs update which will never happen
obviously just a fake leaker

>>161298435
>tfw you will never ever be able to store dead hookers in the rear
>You will never ever drive up to somebody and dump 20 dead hookers on them

>>161298707
You can't even pick up live hookers in it. It's a terrible oversight.

Kill-on-sight list (updated):
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>ARMY plauers
>Gang-crew players
>Military-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit-crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone entering a Lazer (see: Anyone entering a Hydra)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone in YRYR

>>161299218
add
>anyone in MEME

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone with Sophie sameface

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone driving a car with tinted windows

I just got GTAV, and I love it so far, but my framerate is abysmal. It gets REALLY bad when I'm driving, but stutters a lot otherwise. I'm playing Windowed with all my settings down as low as I can get them. I DID read the stuff in the guides, but that just seems to be comparing Ultra High/High qualities and such. I'm running a GTX 750 Ti if that helps. Is there anything else I can do to solidify my framerate?

>>161299218
you are an edgy little faggot arent you

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone playing as an anything other than a white person

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone wearing a BOSS t-shirt

>>161300187
>>161299528
these

>>161299218
Remove anything with (those not officially approved by GTAG)

"it's ok when gtag does it" is literal cuck logic

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone having an unnatural lipstick color or shitty makeup

>>161299218
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins except the ones I use
They are all fugly m9

>>161301470
The luxury sniper gives wood furniture at the price of gold reliefs on the scope. It looks pretty good even with the ugly scope.

>>161299218
Add gold weapon skins

>>161301581
Proper wood furniture for guns when?

>>161299218
Add
>Anyone with a dash in their name
>Anyone who uses tildes in meme contexts and not the context it's supposed to be used in

>>161298435
Ah, just saw when it was added.
People in the comment section sucking dicks for super cars, complaining about the van not being quick.
It's a lovely van, just like the VW-looking one.

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post bikes

Automatic rifle that's competetive against Special carbine/bullpup rifle when?

Is doubleclutch/clutch kick stuff patched?

>>161304876
No.

After discovering the Z Type in legendary motorsports I want to make an asian character. I know it will share the bank money but what about apartments and vehicles? Am I SOL?

>>161305773
Only bank money. And you can also copy your lvl from the main character

>>161305859
sigh alright, thanks for the answer. WTB plastic surgery option.

>>161307340
Thanks Doc

>>161298657
I don't understand how anyone can believe that shit.
Cars with guns and ramps on the front?
Rockstar hates fun, they fucking hate fun so much they took the guns off a car that already had them.

>>161307929
It would've been great
A car that can drop spikes, shoot shotguns (disable the autoaiming for freeroam balance) and eject your passenger

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>>161307929
I just want more amphibious vehicles, I don't care about guns

>>161308419
I want boats with guns
Naval warfare is something we sorely lack

>>161308419
I also want amphibous vehicles
Would we really cool, even if it had shit land performance
only problem is potential races being only completeable by amphibicars and people abusing that

>Kill hacker 3 times in freemode ez

>They get assmad and crash your game

Why isnt rockstar fixed this ffs

Just wondering if it's me or everyone, but is the support ticket system completely fucking broken right now? Not only do I not see a way to open a new ticket anywhere, but I can't even view tickets I already had that are still open.

>>161308419
Rockstars idea of 'fun'

>oh wow how wacky a 3 wheel car that nobody wanted.
>oh wow how wacky a 3 wheel bike that is too shit to use.
>oh wow how wacky a SIX wheel car is a pain to drive.
>oh wow another high performance 2 door faggotmobile.
>oh wow how boring ANOTHER fucking bike that looks a little bit different but is mostly a copy and paste of an existing bike like the people making this game are some teenage modders that have no idea what they are doing.
>oh wow a another game mode that no one plays.
>oh wew another load of shit to buy that promises to exchange boredom for ingame $$$ at slightly better rate.

The game will get better, even if it take 5 years and a total standalone GTAO release, But very fucking slowly.

Not one fucking thing needs to be added to the game, just give us proper dedicated servers, let us have 128 people in freeroam.

>>161309172
>128 player freeroam
That's a lot of hyrdas

>>161292163
I m-meant to do that...

>>161309172
We'll add a assault rifle with a 100 round drum that you can use on a bike
but it has shit accuracy
Let's make a double barrel shotgun for tons of instant damage at short range
It's actually just a sawed off with 2 rounds and fast burst fire

>>161300036
>GTX 750 Ti

Pretty weak for this game, senpai. Try running in fullscreen instead of windowed to see if that helps.

epi c gangnam stlyle quickplay cation whne!?

>>161309926
i 2th this!!
whip, naenae and stanky leg quickplay rcokstar pls
we need to sind it to them

>>161309794
>senpai

Kill yourself weeb

Bots ingame when?

> join kill quota
> Spend 15 mins waiting for lobby to fill
> as a soon as session starts 4 people quit/disconnect
> more people drop out because they are shit and can't handle losing
> losing team starts bleeding players because uneven teams


The more I play online the more frustrating it is to do anything
I'd rather play with bots

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>>161287560
I'll just make things clear.
It's not personal or anything, it's just that it's been ages the last time I touched this game. I appointed green as the new leader because he at least actually puts effort making logos and keeps in touch with you guys.
I might be back in the chat for the next update or pop up the game once in a while but for now I gotta set my priorities straight with other stuff because browsing this general for requests and all takes quite some time off my hands.
Just keep on having fun in this dead game and that's enough to make me happy.

>>161310142
it's because f a m gets turned into senpai

>>161310142
new?

>>161311257
>That ugly bike
No joke, kys

>>161311389
Why is that man wearing panties?

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And then a skid spawned in a bunch of minigun clown cops that for some reason didn't attack me

NPC Bodyguards when?
I just want some NPCs in the rear seats so i don't feel so alone

>>161312369
>rich psycho hiring bodyguards because they're lonely

>>161312369
i-i'll protect you anon!

>>161311654
Yeah wtf was up with the minigun clowns? I saw those in a lobby last night too.

>>161312526
I want a AI bodyguard
Because they can't judge for the things i do
And i also think AI on AI combat is fun to watch

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>>161312531
Bunch of script kiddies trying to be ebin troles

>>161312627
Nothing like rolling up on either a player or NPC, with disposible bodyguards all shooting away at them
Being able to upgrade their equipment and shit as well would be swell

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>im not cheating
>im just spawning sharks

Why are players on this game so dense?

>>161312730
Is spawning sharks really cheating?


>Define: cheating
>To act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage.

>in order to gain an advantage
>gain an advantage
How would spawning sharks give you an advantage over somebody?
To me it sounds like a lot of fun.

>>161312721
>Get a barracks
>Fill it with bodyguards
>15 npcs now all driveby-ing people

>>161313041
>Unfairly
>other players can't spawn sharks
There you go

>>161313141
>spawn Gunsurgent from Pegasus
>spawn Gunlimo from CEO menu
>now have a convoy with 2 turreted guns and 8 armed passengers, 2 armed drivers

>>161310254
Aye. Until next time, my Filipino bro.

>>161313371
Rubber duck here, did someone just say convoy?

>>161313141
>Fill miljet with 15 AI bodyguards
>jetshitter spotted
>eject before he gets to blowing us all up
>15 expensive bodyguards falling to their deaths because R* can't into parachute AI

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60069/Import-And-Export-Gta-Online-DLC-Preview
ROCKSTAR FAGGOT WASN'T JOKING
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>>161314120
But the crate buy when you have to shoot the chopper has AI parachuting.

>>161314498
You're right
that means that there's 15 AI bodyguards all shooting shit on their way down

>>161314419
fake page

>>161262173
>Old Bread: >>160944313 → #
Dumb nigger

>>161314626
Maybe it only allows cetain people to see it?

>>161314419
Made me click. Now go and die somewhere

>>161314867
nah its fake

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>>161262173
IS THERE GONNA BE A CHRISTMAS SALE OR NOT ROCKSTAR?

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>when you are so pigfat you break your suspension

>>161315481
Whoops!

this ain't /o/

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>>161314419

>>161315886
you know
when i think of how gtag grills look like trannies
i think of this ugly thing
the lips make it look it's about to freeze to death
and looks like a pacific tranny prostitute

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Crew leadership and many of the most active meme-bers have their stats hidden.

What are they hiding /gtag/?

vacca a cute.

>>161318362
Money earned/Money spent ratio.

>>161319747
vacca is as cute as gtag grills
as in not at all

>>161318362
Wanted stars achieved. Survival kills. It's how a lot of us leveled up second characters before they allowed a rank 120 secondary.

How do i do the hostile takeover LSIA and give everyone 4 stars?
step by step for a tard like me

in case you fags didn't know

>>161320736
hot damn i'm retarded
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5ewsb6/glitchps4xboxpc_how_to_get_and_save_the/

>>161320736
>>161320807
Who fucking cares? They take outfits anyway.

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>bikes IRL sound so fucking good
>bikes in gta sound like pure fucking garbage
why rockstar? you incompetent fucking morons

>>161321470
Could be worse.
>most of the muscle cars sound like sharts echoing inside the toilet
I hate driving the ruiner and the dominator for this reason.

>>161321913
it's all horrible, only recently have some new cars sounded okay at best.

>>161321110
They didn't take any of mine outfits :^))))))

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>>161321470
>>161321913
>mfw no 2 stroke classic sports cars

Post female outfits

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Post stats!

Why isn't it possible to be a cab driver and earn money in gtao like you can do in single player.

>>161322689
The payout isn't high enough. We can rob stores for $1500, but most people know it's a waste of time. You have to make your own comfy in this life.

>>161322689
No one owns the cab business, so no one can dispatch taxis and shit

>>161322689
Because that would resemble something you could actually do irl, and that's a no-no.

>>161322824
When I first started GTAO I had no idea what the best ways were to make money so I'd just ride from store to store robbing them with the starter pistol and a stolen car just to make money. It would legit take like an hour to get a few thousand dollars.

I still find it fun to go on robbing sprees, though. It's comfy to cruise around and wreak havoc on the store owners. Especially if you have a friend outside in a getaway car.

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>>161322494

gray t shirt
black team pants
black forward cap
aviator sunglasses
black tactical boots (sweet sound)

literally all I ever use.

>>161322205
>tfw can't fuck bitches in the back seat of your muscle car

>ceo races glitch out ceo missions.

literally the only fun thing to do between a cooldown or waiting out other ceo activities.

why rockstar why

I hope the next iteration of GTAO has more freemode jobs you can take part in, a bigger focus on car theft and low-scale crime, a good Bounty system, etc. I don't like how armored convoys and huge police shoot-outs like Pacific Standard are the most viable ways of making cash.

For example, a free-mode cargo transport activity that would require you to bring a pick-up or van sounds cool.

>>161323493
>For example, a free-mode cargo transport activity that would require you to bring a pick-up or van sounds cool.

wait what, that's exactly what crate work is.

>>161323493
It worked well in APB. Criminals would smash open store windows to steal stuff to sell at their base, and the cops could arrest them in the act and take the stolen stuff to their base for a reward. Both criminals and cops would get bounties if they were too active, but the higher the rating, the more cash you made. It's a shame the overall game was ten times worse than GTA:O.

>>161323714
Don't forget the cash multiplier levels you could build for doing activities and shit.

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>tfw you cheated yourself 40million

>>161323289
The tiny sound details in this game are amazing, and saddening because so many players overlook them.

>>161324082
Like half the playerbase has done so

>>161299218
>someone else is posting the list for me
this is a warm feeling

>>161324082
Man I cheated myself about 300million with TT. No remorse at all considering shark cards

>>161324443
Well if mansions cost $100 million, we'll know who to blame.

>>161324289
Is it a bit like The List of Jericho? Can I be your Kevin Owens?

>>161322689
>give someone a ride for 5 minutes while a shitter in an insurgent is lobbing stickies at you
>make 150 bucks
>get bored and go do something more profitable

xth for BlaterWanco

>>161323714
fucking threat levels contributed so much to the game's demise

>>161323689
A lot like it, and I like crate work a lot.

Though, I had personal vehicles in mind. I think well-paying free-mode transportation (or similar) activities that would require you to bring a vehicle of your own, of a certain type, would be a cool way to give players incentive to try out, own, customize, and drive a more diverse range of vehicles in GTA. It would also serve to distuinguish and give more purpose to the vehicle classes that aren't Sports or Supers.

>>161325481
>Made first warehouse sale
>Sell my pink vacca because I realize I only need a bike and a buzzard.

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he has a good point

can we finally kick suskanii?

>>161325481
literally just have your assistant spawn a different personal vehicle for you each time you leave the office, you have to go back there every time anyway

why does things like this have to be actively encouraged?

>>161324850
It would make sense if there were properties that required work to increase their passive payout, similar to the wage bonus that CEO grunts get. Mostly pizza deliveries and driving NPCs around, but imagine owning a small clinic and driving an ambulance quickly without crashing, or owning a car dealership and destroying a certain make or model of the competition while avoiding others.

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made the sale, got this message and got really excited hoping it'd bugged out but NOPE WAREHOUSE EMPTY GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO

>>161329420
TT Time
inb4 WAT IS DA TT

>>161329614
no thanks, i'm at 4mil just lazily doing crates, plus i already have a ban-strike for being in a car with a dude who was noclipping us through buildings, so i ain't gonna do shit or go near anyone that'll get me banned for good

>>161329420
what type of sale was it? did you do anything with the intent to recreate a glitch? just send a ticket in explaining the situation/how much you've lost and they should compensate you appropriately.

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trusty ol' 'goyle

>>161329728
Well stay poor then
Nerd

>>161329809
session with 5 other people, med warehouse, but it went through and i got the money so i haven't lost anything. i was just hoping it'd bugged out and given me another almost-full warehouse for free.

>>161329964
Nice gar***le

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>>161329969
>clean office spotted

>>161329969
>poor

i have everything i want and i'm sure the 4mil will cover whatever the next dlc is to my liking. what use is having hundreds of millions, really?

I'm about to hop in and grind The Los Santos Connection for money
There's no better way to make money if you play alone, don't own an office and don't own an MC club right?

The Daily Objectives that require you to participate in a match of a certain Game Mode or Race really oughta be updated to be shared by all players now, as in, everyone would have the same objective.

More people playing the same mode would make it so that you wouldn't have to wait like 5 minutes for even 1 player to join your lobbies, and playing with more people is more fun.

never gonna happen tho lol

>>161330751
Do you not play in public lobbies at all? There's always the option of working for someone who owns a business/office.

Also, VIP mode is still available if you have at least $1M in your bank account. Use that to start VIP Work/Challenges the same way a CEO would.

>>161330751
I'd say that the double cash adversary modes are better for money today, but that's only if you can consistently place first or second.

>>161331039
I have about $600k so not enough for VIP mode, and I've no idea how working for someone else works, I only play with my friends or alone and I haven't seen that content yet

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>>161331010
ofc the original idea was that it would make players try the many different game modes, but between so many of them being boring and having super shit pay-outs, and the long loading screens, no one bothers to play them anymore. in my 600 hours of gtao gameplay i've bothered to complete the "fly under a bridge in an air race" daily objective once..

>>161331010
just get a friend?

hahahahahahahahahaha

>>161331227
The Securoserv menu in the bottom right corner of your phone lets you know when players are inviting you to an organization. The Job List menu in the center of your phone lets you know when you're being invited to an MC. It's generally recommended that you work for a President, but only if that player is active in running supply missions/MC contracts. Otherwise, just join a CEO and you'll be paid regardless of what the CEO is doing.

>>161331509
why would i want friends when people can be this cruel

how do i get female topless outfit now?

You guys are gonna LOVE the newswire tomorrow

>>161332787
Can I get the lottery numbers too, Future Man?

>>161330345
My office is full
I've had my serving of grinding bullshit

>>161332787

Why, are they finally getting rid of the pointless censorship things like the chat filter, or not having topless female characters even though you can see them at the strip club or even just walking around the city?

>>161330345
how come my stuff didnt disappear once I sold my warehouse.

>>161333989
the debris is essentially there forever unless you buy a ton of stuff/change your theme

>>161333989
you're taking samples of the loot for yourself

>>161334879
why would I need all those watches and drugs laying around.

this is not who I am!

>>161335012
lock yourself into the changing room

Should I skip medium warehouse and go straight to large?

I've got $2.5M in the bank so doing so would leave me broke.

Bonus question: If I start to sell off a large warehouse, but the sell mission it gives me is something fucky like dropping crates all over the world in a Cuban with cops chasing me, I can just swap to another secession and only lose 3 crates, right?

Hey Rockstar!

Dunno if you are reading this but I know how to solve the Jetshitter problem!

Limited ammunition on every armed vehicle.

No need to thank me. Peace!

>>161335462
You need to fill and empty any warehouse at least three times just to pay for it. If you can't invest a few dozen hours just to break even on the large one, you're better off sticking with something smaller.

>>161335654
>implying I havent mastered jumping out of my jet and landing on top of my new jet
>implying this would stop jetshitters

It would just make us have to do the ol' jet swap more frequently

>>161335756
Hmm good point. I'm still ballin on a budget. I may just upgrade to the medium close to my apartment then.

Thanks.

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>>161336218
>ballin on a budget

I just created a new character (second online character) and I have an apartment already. Does it just give you an apartment or something? Or is it because my other character has one?

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>Fix computers fucked PSU
>Boot up pc
>Cannot find map name
>Mfw

>>161338838
I think it gives you the highest-end apartment you had with your previous character. I created my second character one year apart and I started off with a heist-ready apartment.

New Ruiner looks like a ton of fun

>>161341575
did i miss something?

>>161335012
they're lying around, not laying around

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When?

>>161313371
Buy the Armored Schafter (painted matte black) and the gunlimo, then use Pegasus & CEO menu to spawn two of 'em. Now you've got a matching set for an HVT convoy.

Have a second team with a Technical, a Kuruma, and some kind of helicopter, and you've got yourself a helluva faceoff.

>>161342341
when they add super-morbidly obese npc copies of yo mama they'll add stanced cars lmao

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>>161342341
>stancing

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>>161342507
>>161343012
I mean midnight club dlc when, I don't care about the stances.

>>161342341
>>161343115
>Not a single good looking car

Oh man
The new amphibi-insurgent is fukken great

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LF> sales associates to assist.

>>161341881
>he didn't see the screenshots from today

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>>161343779
STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THEY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU

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>>161343779
Never ever.

>>161342029
yes, thank you.

>>161344308
>boss t-shirt
pls kick

Need help with Humane missions. If you want. Nickname Burg1ar.

bass t shirt when

>>161320807
Who doing this? SC: BeNicePls

>>161315481
>>161343115
>>161342341
>someone in gtag actually likes this shit

>>161335756
>big wh 1.9 mil
>one sale 2.2 mil
????

>>161347306
>18k per every 3 crates

>>161347515
run ss or hh in the cooldown period

>>161347563
You can run SS and HH without a warehouse, that's my point. That would be instant money, except you're spending most of it on new crates.

>>161347751
I meant to point out you don't need to fill three warehouses to break even.

>>161347751
>>161347515
>>161347306
filling large warehouse costs 666k

you make 1.5m++ profit

throw in a couple of vip and that thing literally pays itself after a single filling

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>>161347515
you make 1.5-2.0 million profit on sales because there's a lucrative bonus that everyone always ignores when they talk about warehouses.

For instance, if pic related was my first sell, it would have paid off my warehouse immediately.

idk where you get this crazy "3 warehouses" number, because even 2 large sells at the minimum profit potential would give you 3 million dollars.

>>161348103
Sure, but I'm also thinking of the time spent where you don't see any money because you're paying for the warehouse. Even when you sell twice, that's still zero profit. Without the warehouse, you're making around $100k per hour for yourself with HH and SS. 30 hours of crate grinding for no profit means you're missing that immediate money. It pays off in the long term, absolutely. But most people don't put that kind of time into it over weeks or even months.

>>161348381
are you literally retarded?

>>161348381
no actually you're wrong, we've already done the math and we've proved that you're exaggerating.

> Even when you sell twice, that's still zero profit.

See:
>>161348364

That sell would pay off the warehouse IMMEDIATELY, meaning the second sell you make is pure profit. You can fill a large warehouse in 3 days easy

>>161348434
No, only figuratively.

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>>161348381
>THINGS I DONT SEE ARENT REAL

>>161348502
So that's 25 hours of filling a large warehouse twice when you could be doing anything else to make money. Joining a CEO nets $150k per hour on a good day, so I've never seen the point of owning a warehouse.

>>161349017
>25 hours

where do you get these insane numbers? You're just pulling shit out of your ass.

>>161349017
>>161348381
this has to be bait, right?

>>161349017
maybe because there's a 5 minute cooldown between missions and the crates increase passive pay so a CEO that does crates is going to keep his group more active whereas a CEO doing only VIP is only giving his associates half the potential wage and will likely have no cohesion. Seriously the only CEOs that don't do crates are ones that already have glitch/hack money

>Executive Office garage has customizable lighting and decor

Fucking finally, I'm so tired of the pure white 10 car garage.

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>>161308180
>A car that can drop spikes

I've wanted them to add a "Recommissioned" version of the JB 700 for so goddamn long

>>161349017
If you're relying only on VIP then you're going to have some really bored associates when they realize that a bunch of people are competing for those time slots and their org isn't always gonna get it. then they've got literally nothing to do while they watch others do missions. crates at least give the org something to to do when VIP isn't available.

>>161349550
It doesn't actually have any of those features though, every special ability it has were short instanced cutscenes.

>>161349440
Glitch money owner here, can confirm. I did crates purely for the office money and desk trophy

>>161349718
>desk trophy

I had an intense urge to shove it up my ass when I saw it for the first time.

>>161349792
Wow same. Are you me?

>>161349209
You tell me how long it takes to fill one. I was thinking 12.5 hours (25 to fill it twice), but that's under ideal conditions. "3 days" is a little vague to make a point.

>>161349585
I don't run an org, I join others and run their crates and get paid good money immediately. It doesn't equal owning a warehouse after a few sales, but that's not a time investment people should feel like they need to make. I've made millions in a week just from helping a good CEO. Anyone hurting for money just doesn't need to make the investment to make money.

>>161349473
where the fuck are you getting this info

what garages to buy to get the most vehicle space?

>>161350671
any high end apartment.

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>>161322494
this is my favorite outfit, wish I could remove the shirt underneath and slit the sides to turn it into a poncho

>>161350727
So just buy a ton of high end apartments?

>>161351125
yeah i mean if you want. geez

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crew session going on?

>>161351238
NO TELL ME YOU BASTARD

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Samson made the mistake of posting his face.
Learn from his mistakes, my friends.

>>161353138
Post your dankest Samson memes!

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>>161353342
I think this is a good one.

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>>161350779

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>>161346258

>>161329614
WAT IS DA TT

>>161354009
Tranny Tackling

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Page 10 Awoo.

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Come out, narcissists. Post characters.

>>161357680
fuck off null i'd rather let this thread die than see another one of your shitposts

>>161351365
Buy 1 high end apartment and 5 plain 10 car garages.