/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto general

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

vacca is cute. CUTE.

More like Vacca goes: Slowly edition

>>160944857
>car that was never competitive
>ha! look how slow it is! entire 4 seconds slower per a Cutting Corners lap than RE7B for 1/10th the price!

More like Bacca.

>>160945105
For you.

Objectively better bread
>>160945132
>>160945132
>>160945132

>>160945054
>Turn around a corner
>Spin out
nice car nigger

Nullcity

>>160945379
NullProphet is so attractive, can't wait to do MC work for her.

Null is a dirty slut

stop ruining vaccas for me you fucking nigger

>>160945640
Just you wait for my next meme car

it's name starts with k

>>160945736
khamelion?

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>>160944313
Since Vaccafag ruined Vaccas for me I'm going to change to the Reaper and so...

what the fuck is up with the underside of that car? is that supposed to be realistic or did they forget to model it?

>>160946015
many modern cars have underside panels
to be more air effectibe and shit

>>160946015
Smooth like a Ken doll.

>>160946105
fair enough.

to the car store!

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Hello /gtag/ it's me catower!

>>160947074
stop bringing attention to yourself.

also I dont see you often enjoy GTA.

>>160947074
can't you afford a better monitor

>>160947074
>Joa will never pick you up and take you for a drive
Why even live

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>>160947165
but why?
>>160947215
what's wrong with my monitor?
>>160947416
just jump in her car anon!

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>>160946015
>that rear axle

fuck it I'm buying a reaper if there's a black friday sale

>>160945459
*unsheathes menu*
*teleports her sales vehicles to the objectives so I get all the credit*
Nothing personal, kid

GTA franchise on sale again on Steam if anyone cares

>>160949391
I want to buy GTAIV and episodes but I dont know how well it's gonna run.

If I can play GTAV comfortably will GTAIV play just as well?

>>160949686
No.
Have fun googling ways to either downgrade GTA4 or unlock the vram cap.

>>160949686
Judging from the reviews on it no. It still uses GWFL to boot which will only add to the drama.

>>160949958
fuug, well might as well buy some anime visual novels.

>>160949686
gta IV famously runs like dogshit on pc, gtav only continued that tradition of poor optimization.

However that realism graphics mod was beautiful, even if it was 25 fps worth of beautiful

>>160946015
Modern supercars traditionally have smooth underside panels to maximize aerodynamics and protect parts from sitting so close to the ground.

That said, I think older supers like the Zentorno have the carbon fiber pattern on the bottom

>>160948290
There isn't, they cucked us this year and limited the Black Friday sale to two shit helicopters

They could surprise us, but I don't recall previous Black Friday events being surprises

>>160946015
>You now realize the front wheels dont have enough room to turn.
>and there's also clipping on the top left wheel.

>>160950742
It's weird because other supers that have an underside like that are cut out properly

>>160946015
>is that supposed to be realistic or did they forget to model it?
>GTA
>Realism

>buy new Youga
>always wanted a classic van
>drives like shit as expected rather than being a covert sports car like the Roosevelt meaning shitters won't buy it
>drive to LSC
>decide to look at first person view on the way
>fucking modern van interior

Just why? The Rancher dash or even the muscle dash would have been more appropriate. I guess ruining the Surfer wasn't enough

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>this wont ever be a real update
>there will never be another midnight club

>>160944313
wrong wheels.

>>160950972
see >>160950972

it's not even realism we are talking about here, it's just logical design (which this thing lacks).

>>160951840
What exactly would this update provide that we don't already have? I mean, maybe a few more vehicle options but I'm really not seeing how there aren't enough tuner options already.

That shit Rockstar Faggot posted a few weeks ago sounded fresh at least

>>160948138
Jesus christ cat

>>160952697
>What exactly would this update provide that we don't already have?

a proper cops/robbers dynamic at least without feeling too detached from the meta (meaning it would mesh in with CEOs and MC members

>>160952928
No it wouldn't, since nothing would be done to prevent interference from jets

>>160953713
jets are the pinnacle of gameplay, anon. they're what you use when literally everything else has exhausted any practical use to you. they're here for the long run. if you can't accept that, then you're a fucking faggot and nothing you say should be taken seriously.

>>160954282
>jets are the pinnacle of gameplay, anon

vjr pls go

>>160953713
anon the only solution to jets is more jets.

I've seen plenty of new jetfriends pick of the mantle and we've dominated the skies as of late. As long as /gtag/ has air superiority you're safe to do all that work.

>>160954606
>>160954282
I don't have an issue with jets being used properly, but they really suck the fun out of a lot of the CEO/MC work.

My biggest gripe are jet shitters who don't actually go after the objective because they are dogshit outside of a jet. They just stay up there and spawn kill people actually trying to finish the job.

>>160954282
>>160954606
How do I git gud tho?

>>160954282
>>160954606

>Jetfags are this retarded

>>160954978
Just ask one of the jetshitters ingame

>>160954978
practice.

getting killed by good players so you know what to avoid. Recently I've grown tired of getting sniped out of the cockpit so I've started wiggling and making erratic movements before divebombing so they can't get a good shot.

>>160954474
not even him, faggot. you probably don't appreciate what he's doing anyway so keep your thoughts to yourself

it's simply the thing most players flock to when they have everything they could ever need out of the game (currency, status, etc.)

everything else is essentially just a waste of time when there are new glitches/exploits coming out weekly. i laugh at the faggots who try to do MC work, making $500k for 5 real hours of waiting while i make millions in half an hour. if i get banned, i have two more strikes. i can just do TT again and get exactly amount of money needed to purchase another hydra. my KDR would probably rise because of it.

just face it, you mouthbreathing bitch. the only reason you criticize such an integral part of the game is because you're either too autistic or too incompetent to do it yourself.

>>160950093
>gtav only continued that tradition of poor optimization.

when?

>>160955182
Don't you mean when you get killed a few times you leave the session because it might hurt your KD?

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>people always posting screenshots and webms in the thread
>go online
>everything is over

>>160955436
you don't get random frame drops online regardless of settings?

>>160955423
vrj pls go

>>160955423
>not even him

haha ok

>>160955423
>if i get banned, i have two more strikes
Doesn't work that way anymore. No longer 3 strikes and you are out. First offense is an account wipe where they remove everything from your characters. The next one is a permanent ban.

>>160955182
>he doesn't just take the easy way out after the first shot, enter passive mode and then go off radar to get a new jet

It's really your fault, honestly. There are no "good players" and there's no-one who should be allowed to kill you. Hardly anyone in this game deserves the satisfaction. EWO life

>>160955550
nope, occasionally gets a bit jerky when using self radio but that's a recent bug, and i barely use it anyhow

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>>160955513
I don't do it unless there's /gtag/ in the server so not really. It's about deterrence.

I don't expect everyone to understand. I'm the hero /gtag/ deserves, but not the one it wants right now. So they'll troll me, because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a flamboyant and loud guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Jetshitter.

>>160955597
>>160955603
>>160955767

mad cos bad?

i'm really not Jrv though. i'm just someone who supports what he does and doesn't understand some of the people here taking him for granted

also fine, i get one more strike then. worst case scenario i buy a new account off of a russian or some shit for cheap. it's not like i'm paying rockstar directly for the shit game they've created

>>160956119
Not mad, I was merely pointing out how bans work now, policy changed.

>>160956119
>Appreciate what he does

He doesn't do anything other than make new sessions and jet shit. Its like appreciating bl8 for roof sniping.

>>160954978
Being an ass with jets is easy as fuck. Being stuck on the ground with a jet babby in the sky while you are trying to do a job is where it gets annoying since the shitter launcher works on everything but jets.

>>160955423
Releasing this game on PC was a mistake

>jrv literally thinks he is a hero

when are you gonna join the marine corp?

>>160955182
>Recently
Yesterday

>>160956531
I wanna see Nessi vs Jrv

>>160956708
I love nessi and will never intentionally harm him though accidentally is another story

>>160956708
>>160956708
Nessi > Jrv in a jet
Nessi > Jrv on ground

>>160956421
i repeat: mad cos bad? blater posted webms of himself rooftop sniping before he became crew leader and still rose to power, so maybe you should blame your own hypocrisy. jrv is the hero /gtag/ needs but doesn't deserve.

>>160956436
>Being stuck on the ground with a jet babby in the sky while you are trying to do a job is where it gets annoying since the shitter launcher works on everything but jets.

see, this is why nameless faggots like you can't be taken seriously when you shit up the thread with your complaints. you're a consolebaby so of course you wouldn't understand. you probably didn't understand enough about finances to be afford a PC you didn't understand enough about anything to be able to build one. if you were on PC, you'd know that it's actually quite possible to take out a jet before it even gets one kill off of you (especially if doing EWO while firing rockets). the trick is to throw a sticky bomb at your feet just before the jet reaches your location, predict the jet's route, and fire the rocket just before you detonate the sticky bomb. maybe learn the meta before you start talking so much shit, faggot.

>>160956119
>mad cos bad?

>keeps rageposting

hello, i enjoy gta

>>160957751
I enjoy GTA San Andreas

>>160957584
it's just mind boggling to see so many people rejecting the best option for transport/offense/defense in the game because of muh higher ground. we're a collective, it's us against everyone else, and we will do whatever we can to keep our sessions safe against the enemy. if you want to purposely cuck yourself then go ahead. just know that in the future, preaching your ideology to other members of the crew like some spineless chemically castrated nu-male will be the cause for your removal.

>>160951840

Too bad most people who play GTA or even browse this board/general know who the Mid Night Club is.

Also you spelt the clubs name wrong dipshit, good job on that one.

>>160957924
Alright then faggot you stay in your hugbox safespace sessions where gtag can gang up on anyone that looks at you funny, keep thinking that k/d means anything you tryhard fuck.

>>160956835
Will you still say that when he's busy antagonizing gtag for fun?

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>>160954960
no smart person actually does the objective desu

to me, VIP work and MC contracts that i see going on are just another reason to hop in the cockpit and get to burnin

best part is the faggots can't even say shit when i do it because i am participating

sometimes i start some myself to delay people from kicking me, and i usually manage to get all the troublemakers to leave before it's over so the vote is cancelled. haulage is probably best for this since you don't get a wanted level the whole way through, making lazers easier to get.

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>>160958215
t. sub-5 K/D

i can do this shit all day, everyday, with or without the crew. all it means for me is a change of environment.

i sense that i may be the coolest person you've talked to in a very long time, kid. don't blame me for your own inadequacies.

>>160957924
tl;dr

>That feel when you're not consistent enough in your driving to really get a gauge on how much you like certain vehicles versus how well they perform.

>>160959301
>so mentally impaired he can't even read a brief post explaining the elevated level of performance that jets demand

you can't make this stuff up

>it's a faggot talks shit about gtag ganging up on everyone episode

Yes, a lot of gtag would get fucked up 1v1 with a lot of people. No, we don't care. It's fun to bully with numbers. You calling this gang mentality "tryhard" is ironic, given you're the faggots insisting you fight "fair" 1v1. How about no, go fuck yourself and join a crew with "principles".

>>160959645
>still rageposting about shit no one cares about

>>160959645
what level of performance? it's a game, not literal brain surgery

you're a living joke, have fun dying alone in a pool of your own piss and shit

>>160959746
preach

>>160959961
if you don't care, why don't you just adopt the methods proven to assure victory instead of being such a whiny little bitch?

>>160960178
>thinks indifference about shitters arguing over how best to be shitters is the same as whining

autism at work, ladies and gentlemen.

>>160958316
you can't be for real.

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>>160960303
>doesn't yield to criticism
>must be autistic
yeah whatever you say faggot. go back to doing whatever it is you comfyfags do and while i clean the skies for your ignorant asses.

>>160960070
>t. sub-5 K/D
>it's just a game dude! idgaf XD
go back to getting your shit pushed in.

>>160960579
>crying with tears of anger that people don't like him

that rope is looking friendlier and friendlier, ain't it?

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>>160961242
>ignores the main topic completely
>t. sub-5 K/D (confirmed)
maybe for your it is :)

>>160961767
Nah you're a fucking cuck mate, you convince yourself that 'cleaning up' is a valuable part of fucking around and are in such a shitty mental state that drearily rinse repeat jetshitting on people for a throw away single text line "thx" is the closest you'll get to sincere human interaction. You do the job no-one else wants to do because its boring as fuck. You do it because you're so desperate for approval from a band of clueless cunts on a laotian poetry noticeboard.

>>160963460
and it makes me something of a hero. what do you do to help people around here?

>>160963962
>hero
Fluffing for the main event doesnt make you a hero cuck

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>>160964081
>won't even allow himself to wield Excalibur
>calls other people cuck
what whatever you say, burch :)

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WHAT PART OF STOP DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?

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Remember to wait till black Friday for all big in-game purchases. The people saying it only applies to bad helis need to go back to elementary school, as it clearly states that is the week-long promotion, not the black Friday sale.

>>160964663
King Arthur was literally a cuck, no surprise that's your comparison

>>160964663
>Cleans up for everyone else while they have a good time
>Insists his tongue emptying a savaged pussy is heroic
>Late to the cuck name calling party what a fucking surprise
Just end it frogposter

>>160965261
>>160965415
still mad bcuz bad

anyone here wanna AR DM on PC?

>>160945886
yes

>>160966097
>still overcompensating because cuck
I'm not even the guy you started arguing with, I've only replied to you 3 times now. You're just pathetic fella.

>>160966594
same response to you: mad bcuz bad

to any of you who truly believe jets are not the only thing players should be using in free mode, just post your SCID and i'll be happy to prove you wrong. of course you can't get one (and probably won't be allowed to once i've spotted you) because doing so would mean you forfeiting your argument. :^)

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hey /gtag/ I requested to join the group

itsyaboi_v0id

>>160967221
you're blacklisted

>>160967431
well shit. why's that?

>>160966826
Yeah, my point isnt that jets are not the be all end all shitter tool, they are the most OP thing in the game. The fact you relegate yourself to sitting in one all day just to make other /gtag/s happy and facilitate them having fun while you crank out another shift just proves what a cuck you are. IDGAF about what the crew does, just know you're a cuck, the crews bitch.

>>160967509
i dunno, i don't make the blacklist

>>160967509
no heterosexuals allowed

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>>160958316
Hey Boss, I already put on the clothes you said me to wear.

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>>160967583
i'm still more useful here than you are :^)

it really is a wonder why faggots like you don't post your SC

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>some kind anon gets a hearse to spawn for me
>mfw I now go bounty hunting in a hearse

>>160967768
You truly are a cuck if you play video games to be useful

>>160967887
Put Halloween Horn 2 on it if you have it unlocked so you can doot-doot at your slain foes.

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>>160968252
post your SC so i can stop being so useful to you, then.
we can talk it out with the comms and i'll take any heat that comes with it later.

>>160969242
G.Boon

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>>160969582
leave boon alone
he a good boon
he didn doo nuffin

> jrv sperging on and on about his overinflated sense of importance regarding his freeroam shitting

Pure comedy right here.

>>160967768
>>160969242
>I'm more useful than you are!
He screamed out the window with his cum stained face having just cleaned out /GTAG/s filthy quim, hes now shrieking at the guy walking down the street on his phone organizing his next night out with friends who looks in briefly before proclaiming the guy is the living definition of a cuckold.

Dont bin the knife, take your own life.

>>160965261
>literally a cuck
>he doesn't know what cuck means but says it anyway because 'lel cool kids on reddit use it all the time'

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> And yet he was one of the people who shat on sessions with "m-m-muh Valkyrie and Annihilator"

I gotta love how all this self-loathing happens outside of the game. In-game everything is peachy unless the truly autistic spergs like jrv start chimping out on their mics.

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>>160969582
>>160969961
>>160969997
>>160970029
>>160970120
instead of pointing fingers at all the wrong people, why don't you just man up and post your SCs instead of acting like unruly fags?

you treat your most important assets like garbage around here and it's sickening.

>>160970595
>important assets
Keep telling that yourself.
Who in their right mind takes fucking gta so seriously?

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>>160970595
>you treat your most important assets like garbage around here and it's sickening.

Still stroking your own ego, I see.

>>160970223
>having your wife fucked by your best friend
>not a cuck

all definition work here

>>160970794

Once you hear him sperg off in-game, you'll understand that Jrv has a serious case of autism.

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>>160970794
>>160970848
>still don't post their SCs so i can properly retract my services

i'd rather be a dick than a pussy

>>160970591
Exactly, Nessi did the exact same bullshit so it's pretty funny seeing him sperg out like that.
Sperging out about something he, as he said himself, doesn't care about.

>>160971094

We're not as dumb as you, you attentionwhoring sperg. We can abuse your "services" until you leave or you chimp out hard enough to get kicked.

Deal with it.

>>160970595
The best part is, I'm not going to tell you my name, if you ask me about it, I'll deny it. Want to know why cuckboy? You don't know which of the people you're helping, the people you're facilitating the easy ride of hate your pathetic existance. Sure, you tell me I'm the faggot whilst you fluff my cock bitch.

> hey guys let's play a team game mode then when we're in the load out screen all stack against one side to create a huge imbalance in teams
> sounds fucking fun, wait why are people leaving

Fuck this community

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>>160971094
I already called you out weeks ago you jet shitting cunt

kys jetcuck

>>160971484
Literally who?

>own max properties: 10 car garages, one clubhouse and the PICNIC house.
I'm going to use every vehicle to their destruction (by player, not impound) until I have none left before I call Moors again.
Who wants to join my autistic quest?

>>160969997
none of those posts are mine.

t. Jrv

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>>160971304
probably never going to happen, faggot. if blater wasn't so cool i'd be your crew leader by now. that's just how things are run these days, bitch.

>>160971319
i think i'll be able to figure it out ;^)

>>160965141
>in the spirit of Black Friday
>black Friday

>>160971484
do you even have GTAV on the PC? if no, then your opinion means absolutely nothing to me. the big kids are talking right now.

>>160971831
They are week long sales, while the black Friday sale is only Friday. It's either an intern just writing filler, or intentional misdirection.

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>>160971726
>if blater wasn't so cool i'd be your crew leader by now. that's just how things are run these days, bitch.

>>160971719

And yet you passively agree with your anonymous apologist. You're a shitter with an inflated ego, and you've proven it in the game. Just deal with it.

>>160972116
you people realize that this isn't me right? He's intentionally trying to make me look bad and apparently it worked.

>>160971726
>I'll be able to figure it out
Oh I'm sure you will cuckboy.
>>160971726
>I'd be crew leader by now
Remember what happened when the console crew had that drama and got rid of qt? Yeah. That'd happen.

>>160972167
t. jrv damage control
Just accept you're a cuck.

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>>160972167
Then maybe you shouldnt sound so similar to a retard

>>160971726
Time for bed, Kazzi.

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>being so mad that you're literally pretending to be me in a an effort to make me look as unlikable as possible

>>160972197
>Remember what happened when the console crew had that drama and got rid of qt?

The people who took over the crew when asked to do so went to PC straight after

all the drama shit is created by the same people now as it was on ps4

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>>160972167
i don't know what the fuck they're talking about senpai, i never claimed to be you. these unruly fucks just haven't come to their wits about the meta yet and it's pretty upsetting to say the least.

>>160972197
except that consolefag/faggot (doubtful about pc) is a literal faggot from what i know. he couldn't have been much help outside of the thread. i'm always up there helping you faggots out and it's always peachy until you get off and come here. if you mean to say something, say it in-game and not on the thread so we know not to protect you

>>160972279
oh, you fool. Jrv already got promoted right back to his position because you fucks have no weight in your opinions. you can't do shit but complain all day on your singaporean band sheets.

stay mad :^)

>>160972730
Nah, you keep that impotent rage building knowing that you're helping people that think you're a pathetic cuck. No-one respects you for this, you're doing the easiest/most boring and unfun shit in the game so that people will 'appreciate' and like you. Its pathetic cuckboy.

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>>160972730
>talked down to by some rando litterally who buttblasted cuck shitposting jetshitter hackfag

Yeah. No.

> have high kdr and w/l
> to "balance" Games medicore players get grouped together while the absolute dropkick with 0.25 kdr and worse w/l get paired with me
Sounds fair nothing better than trying to carry stupid who do nothing but feed the enemy team

Tall poppy syndrome anyone?

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>>160973047
it's really odd how people are trying their very best to attack honest players like me who have an ounce of pride in what they do but don't bother culling the thread of faggots like you.

faggots like you, who don't have the spine to out themselves so we can test their ground game. are you even having fun down there? from my jet, you look like an ant and die as easily as one too. get bombed, faggot.

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>this pathetic attempt at damage control

New crew when, under Horris' leadership

>>160970591
Shat on sessions with Annihilator?
Truely I am blessed with some talent then
Hey, remenber when everyone said that helicopters were useless because of homing missiles and I turned that around and now a bunch of guys use helicopters? discluding buzzard

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>this thread

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>>160973462
No thanks

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WHICH ONE

I only have 2mil, should I go for the biggest I can afford? Or does location matter?

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>>160973462
>New crew when
>under Horris' leadership

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>>160973408
where is the damage control? no-one who uses jets has anything to be ashamed of. as pointed out in >>160963460, we actually do the job that no-one else would have the stomach to do. if we disappeared, it would be a very palpable loss.


i could refute every single point you faggots had to make but it would be pointless because faggots never learn, they just shout harder until they lose teeth.

that'll be you in a short while, metaphorically speaking: broken teeth. day by day, we'll run by our most active users seeing which one sits on the ground longest and abuses our help the most. when we know who to pin this long line of complaints on, then we'll strike. it may be you and it may not be you. regardless of who actually complained the most, some poor bitch is going to get it, and you're going to watch the fruit of your efforts comes to term.

>>160973905
Get the cheapest large one. Location doesn't really matter when in the city.

>>160974179
>we actually do the job that no-one else would have the stomach to do
I'm not who you're talking to, but people avoid jetshitting because it makes other people jetshit.
One jet shitter makes two, which makes more and more. When you get blasted by an idiot in a kuruma and the first thing you do is go and get a jet, then that's just wrong. If on the other hand there is a shitter crew going around shitting on everything, then you're in the right


If you're some bored jetfuck who stays in a jet 24/7, and you decide to kill randoms (80% are under lv100) for KDR like JRV, then you're wrong.

>>160974179

All this Internet Toughguy'ing is fucking hilarious. Wait, it's not even for the Internet in-general. It's just GTA Toughguy'ing, which is even more pathetic.

> He thinks he can specifically deduce his secret hater in-game by some magic investigation skills

FUCKING KEK.

>>160972470
i told the faggots i wasn't you but they aren't listening, so here's your (You) in return.

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>>160974179
Christmas came early this year.

Why aren't bikes separated into classes like cars?

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>>160974486
>I'm not who you're talking to, but people avoid jetshitting because it makes other people jetshit. One jet shitter makes two, which makes more and more.

then i'll just enter passive mode, go off the radar and grab another jet each time until they leave? if my friends leave, i'll just call them back in when the coast is clear. some of you faggots have the most autistic ethics i've ever seen. driving around in insurgents with sticky bombs is okay but suddenly jetshitting isn't? the way i see it, it's the best option i have for any PvP activity that comes my way. why wouldn't i use it? if a player is dumb enough to mess with me, they deserve to leave the session.

also leave jrv out of this, the guy honestly has no part in this except for the simple connections that you're making.

>>160974505
that's the thing about investigations: not all of them end well. and that's okay with me, as long as we get to make an example out of someone.

> Be on Maze Tower sniping randos for lulz
> Some randos come in with a Insurgent circling the bottom of the building like idiots
> Jetfag comes strafing in like an idiot White Knight and takes out the Insurgent
> Flies away and tips his fedora
> Say "thx" and shoot out his afterburners so he starts smoking and stalling
> Faggot doesn't even know I did it

anyone rng on pc?

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>>160975068
>also leave jrv out of this

>>160975068
>as long as we get to make an example out of someone.

Yeah, crewkilling a potential innocent bystander is suuure gonna "make an example" of someone.

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>>160975106
I know you're baiting, but sniping my afterburners doesn't really mean shit to me if the threat is already eliminated. I'll just to the nearest heliport and get a Hydra, then take the Hydra to Fort Zancudo so I can get a new Lazer.

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>>160975387
>taking an armed jet over to get another armed jet

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greetings from Germany!

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>>160975264
you faggots want to see someone get it just as badly i do. you simply lack the means to do so. it's better than letting faggots continue without any perceived consequences.

if we can make an example out of one user, then we can make an example of several. we already have in fact. remember horris?

this will simply be our new purge: rooting the weak from our crew and threads then lording over the sub-human filth that call themselves minorities as we properly should.

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Best car.

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>he's still trying with damage control

>>160975876
>furfag desperately trying to stay relevant by interjecting himself into e-drama

>>160975870
I will destroy that if I see it

>>160976065
back the fuck off!?

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>>160975487
that's how i know you haven't even attempted to own the air, faggot. anyone worth their salt knows the lazer is still the best option for PvP. the Hydra is faster but it's heavy and can't do vertical movement for shit.

maybe you should actually try and get like me before you criticize my people.

>People want to keep on going on with meta shit
Screw that, talk about the damn game.
What are some standard style bikes in the game?

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>>160975870
But that's not the T20.

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>>160976065
kys.

>there's no hair styles you like

Fuck.

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you guys take this game too seriously. If someone wants to jet shit, or criticize you for jet shitting, why give a fuck? Chill the fuck out, do what you want to do, and let others do the same. you guys argue like women

>>160975687
>if we can make an example out of one user, then we can make an example of several. we already have in fact. remember horris?
>horris
What? Are you confusing me for higgus or something?

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>>160976441
t. ant

see you in the sky, faggots.

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Hello, greetings from Germaaany!

>>160976530
yeah, my mistake. either way, the comms are probably on my side with this. it's been way too long since our last lynching and i can just feel it with all these butthurt sentimentalists coming out of the ground. someone gonna get it.

>>160976065
>>160976228
"mommy got me gta this weekend for my 11th birthday" tier car.

Post your sc

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even normies know

>>160976562
I'm a jet shitter too but holy shit, you faggots on both sides need to calm your tits

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>>160976637
stop

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>>160976732
i'm not jrv you dumb fuck. i'm just someone who gets what he and people like him do, as crazy as that sounds to you cucks. it'd be the same if we were in any other crew. with all this ineffectual shit you faggots are pulling, i wouldn't be surprised if the guy left and came back to go postal on all you unwanted pregnancies. save everyone the time and post your SC before someone else gets the rope.

>>160977082
>keeps asking for people to post their SC but won't post his.

>>160976637
What's the furrie's sc?

>>160977178
Catower

>>160977082

> Jetspergs still think somebody else will take the fall for autism.

This is just poetry at its finest.

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>>160976718
me with another adder, this time it isn't chrome though, its my off-road vehicle

>>160977331
Jrv has a huge ego, yes. Make fun of that all you want. But his point about your comfy and your crates only being possible because the shitters in the crew is totally true. If you don't like that, then that's your problem to look into to see why you're wrong.

>>160977369
>Super as an off-road vehicle
Is this nigga serious

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>>160977175
i'm not the person who needs to post his SC because i'm not going against the crew with my mindset. i don't need an identity because i already do the thankless job.

i'm merely advocating things that already happen, so the user criticizing me really has no ground at all but his comfyfag sentiments. once all of these literal who cucks expose themselves, though, it'll probably be open season. if the crew won't lynch him, i'll get some of the lesser pilots that i've tangled with to tear at his asshole until he's wishing he was kissing hemp.

any time now with that SC rapebaby :^)

> join empty session thanks to bandwidth throttling
> invite crewfriends for comfy, crating, or even tee-tees

Tell me again why you jetfags are so self-important.

>>160977594
that was my first reply to you, I don't care about this shitposting. Pointing out to you that you call for other's to post their SC and refuse to do yours.
If you show me yours I'll show you mine.

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>control+f jrv
>1 of 17

/gtag/ bls I never asked to be the centerpiece of this shitposting extravaganza

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>>160977575
I only ever drive Adders and Zentornos. Best cars.

>>160977658
why do people care so much about time trials?

>>160977746
You're not jrv, I'M jrv
AMA

>>160977835
Easy money due to some menu thing from my understanding

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Which one of you gorgeous lads would like to help me sell some shit?

I need to sell cash and meth. HMU IG: YZZYRO

>>160977746

Well you are now, thanks to your tendency to sperg off on your mic in-game.

>that crew message

where's my thanks, faggots?

>>160978090
t. who

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>>160977746
i tried to tell them, i really did. some people just need a face. that face doesn't get anything accomplished, but it makes them feel slightly better about what they're doing because it gives them the impression that all their opposition leads somewhere.

>>160977658
we're most active and most helpful in populated sessions, when we can't keep all the subhumans out. if there were more players who thought like you that'd be nice, but there aren't, so until then we still comprise a large part of the game for many of the people here.

>>160977738
i could be any crew member and your response would likely be the same. if you have a complaint about the duty jetfags do for you unruly, cucked, lefty queens, post it in-game and i'll let you know then.

>>160977915
It says you're offline, dingus.

>>160978243
Post SC

>>160978364
autism.bux :)

>>160978413
no it's not

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Well, the cat's out of the bag now.

>>160978336
Wot? I'm in a lobby. Let me see.

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>>160978452
how about fuck you, then? is that better for you? just the words "fuck you" cut out of some paper and jumbled up so they fit perfectly in your poofter, fag? the comms love me and the crew needs me, so suck it up and try again later.

>>160978461
keikaku doori

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>>160978461

>>160978657
You sure have a lot of time to shitpost when you are moving boxes for a wage

>>160977369
Anyone recognize this guy? I really wanna know his sc.

For research purposes of course

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>>160978757
the boxes move a lot faster when all you have to carry are the tears of contrarians

>>160977915
Soz f a m, internets a shitter right now
-Bahn

>>160978897
All gooc pal

>>160978880
Care to try again, or are you going to pretend you are a comm next?

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>>160978953
I'm a fucking marine kid

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Happy thanksgiving m8's

>>160979026
Not that either, keep going.

So is there really gonna be a black friday sale on stuff?

Should I hold out on buying an esskey?

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>>160978953
>desperately trying to reach a stalemate because he knows his complaints are shit

you know who i am as soon as i see you complaining in-game, cocksucker. anyone who wants to watch will, and anyone who doesn't will simply leave. that's all (((You))) need to know.

you never had any support in your opinion. to imply that you did by asking me for my SC when i'm probably indistinguishable from any of the other players you play with is a waste of my time.

maybe you'll make a lot more sense when i see you in the sky, bitch.

>>160979292
Post SC

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>>160979362
after (((You))) /|;^)

>>160979581
Post SC

>>160979287
Wait for it. It's just one day. Esskey won't be getting anywhere.

>>160979302
adder=Shit

the s was capitalized for a reason

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>>160979302
Post chrome cars and mainly Adders.

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>>160980380
pick your poison :^)

>>160980782
kys

>>160980789
you have Shit taste, no aesthetic intelligence, etc.

>>160981019
thank you for sharing your opinion anon

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>>160980915
>mad cause he can't afford chrome

>>160980789
>no chrome

>>160981242
I can afford chrome I just choose not to apply it cuz it's Shit

>>160980789
>no infernus

nice cuck

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>Trevor
>Canadian
>Lives in a trailer
>Receding hairline
>Had a fucked up childhood
>Skinny
>Sometimes sports a mullet
>Usually just wears a t-shirt and jeans
>Spent time in a mental institution
It all adds up

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Whats the deal with the police cruiser baikus?
Just picked this one up from a cop cruising around, are they finally adding them as part of the usual force?

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>>160981345
How about gold instead?

>>160981686
Sorry friend, but the cuck is (You) if you don't have an Adder instead of a shitty slow Infernus.

>>160981891
>dirty

>>160981891
gold is better than chrome but still kinda shit, much better with pearlescent

infernus is faster than shitty adder. race me on ccgp fag

>>160982081
An Adder is 225 km/h, an Infernus is barely 190.

Lmaoing at your life.

>>160982359
>OMG it's faster in a straight line, it must be a faster car overall!

I guarantee my best infernus CCGP lap time would shit on your best adder CCGP lap time

>>160982081
Adder was the fastest car in the base GTA5. Infernus is a lot slower.

>>160982565
you guys think adder is faster than infernus? race me then

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>>160982565
The Proto is a good replacement.

>>160982704
Dunno, it looks too futuristic for my taste.

>>160982565
in a racing environment on a proper race track (not some pleb straight line bullshit), infernus is faster. look at broughy's spreadsheet if you doubt me

>>160982823
Do you understand what faster means? If it has higher speedcap, then it's faster.
That's why proto is THE fastest car right now, but people can still beat it in races with RE or Tyrus.

>>160982945
811 is fastest car now

>get a car for looks
>>my car faster than ur car
>no it's not
>>yes it is
>>here's an irrelevant car
>it's ugly
>>i don't know what fast means

Just another day in /gtag/...
Why would anyone drive anything but the best vehicle in every class again? Oh right, people can have preferences!

>>160984473
>driving anything except something that looks good

Why is man ass in gta objectively better than >grill ass

>tfw no shittruck to drive in GTA and dump on bystanders

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>>160971484
Holy shit m8, ure still alive

Is the trophy truck or its retarded twin worth it?
For fun, that is

>>160984801
Grill ass in leggins/leather pants and pumps is better.

>>160985939
>Thinking your tranny can compete with my man's pink heart boxers
You can't even have chest hair, nerd

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>>160986084
tfw your chest hair pops out the collar of your shirts and people bully you by tugging on it

>>160986184
>tfw playing with gtag and people keep talking about your manbutt

>>160986284
I meant irl t b h

why does the fucking yacht helicopter force you out of passive but armed jets and helicopters don't holy fuck rockstar kill yourselves

>>160987267
>Being in passive

May as well wear a sign that says "FUCKING KILL ME"

>>160986342
How are you so physically masculine yet childishly autistic with the temperament of a female on her period?

>>160987346
>killing someone in passive
Didn't think that through, did ya.

>>160987592
You can roll over people in passive by bailing out before hitting them. Also, you can chain explosions to kill them.

>>160987592
We're all pink on the inside.

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>>160987791
Tell me about it

>>160987592
>Didn't think that through, did ya.

Passive mode is fucking suicide mode.

>Fuckheads constantly driving into/on you
>Cannot fight back against pissed off NPC's
>Explosions and fire still kill you

Fuck passive mode. It's wholly misleading. I would rather have the ability to fight back than not.

>>160987993
>Driving without passive
>Get ran into by shitters
>Get blown up by shitters
>Get shot by shitters
>Get targeted by shitters

>Driving with passive
>Can't even be rammed, and in order to even be rammed, they have to ram another car or jump out of their car to ram you
>Can't get shot
>Can't get exploded by players

>Flying without passive
>Get locked on and shot down by homo shitters
>Get exploded by jetshitters
>Get actively targeted and have to fly high up in order to not get homo locked on

>Flying with passive
>Can't get exploded
>Can't get locked on
>Only way to kill you is to get in a plane and manage to eject from it and make it hit you, which is pretty hard when you have to consider both the x, y and z axis

srsly, why is there so much sperging out now? Nessi, flib, jrv, it seems like every week someone new spergs out

>>160989424
>FLIB

whyliee

>>160989595
he's gone now but even he admitted and apologized for sperging.

>>160989424
Just fags who get too into a fucking video game group based on 4chan

>>160989424
I kinda like it desu

Let gtag die with a bang, and with all a large amount of attention whores kicked.

What are the MUST needed muscle cars? So far I've got:

Phoenix
Nightshade
Bucc
Ruiner
Tampa
Sabre

if u say duke pls link me ur stuff

>>160991143
duke

>>160991143
Dominator obviously

>>160991143
Sabre custom

>>160991365
Good point, Gauntlet too.

>>160991224
[cryieng cat pigtur here]

>>160991143
blackfin

>>160991554
Are the Stinger and Mamba considered muscle cars? Or are they modeled after them with some rice under the hood?

>>160991643
>>160991554

These are Sports Classics.

>>160991740
their handling is just as shit as muscle cars

>>160991643
buy the stinger gt, great looking car (don't tint the windows, hides beautiful engine in rear) and handles quite uniquely. must have imo

>>160991143
>>160991365
I'll add that you should get some of the race cars with the liveries as well, just because of branding

>>160991365
racecar version tho

>>160978461
Thanks Jrv
Thanks Horris
Thanks Greenie
Thanks Jay
Thanks Kazzi
Thanks animeweedlord420
Thanks Pitywin
Thanks Maxine
Thanks CraftyTitan
Thanks autism.bux
Thanks c0rex
Thanks Maiknamaik
Thanks MOA
Thanks Catower
Thanks Widdly
Thanks Joacimot
Thanks Yagoochie

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What happened to TT? Why is noone doing it all of the sudden, did R* finally catch up?

>>160992298
i saw a rando doing it just yesterday
so its not ded

>>160992298
>>160992360
How does TT actually work in getting the dolla so holla?

>sell weed locally cus who really trying to spend that much time for an extra 60k

>VANS episode

>end up getting 12/15 in 30 minutes with vans
>locally

Next time, new lobby.

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>>160992216
>tfw made it onto a list

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>>160992216
your welcome


and thank you /gtag/ for always giving me attention

>>160992634
Get into vehicle
Press the activation key
Tele's you from start to finish multiple times a second
netting you 1-2 or 4k each time

>>160992947
it didn't work for me.

>>160992992
Well how didn't it work?

Who do I talk to about getting a Dukes around here?

>>160993010
It would activate, place my car at the start, then start the trial, however after that nothing would happen. The car would sit without ever moving and the time would simply continue on forever until I drove to complete it. I could stop the program and it would say how much I should have earned, but I never earned anything. It wasn't tp'ing me to the end and back.

>>160966826
New to the general, I don't understand what's going on. So some guy is acting high and mighty because he kills people with jets in a game? This general seems to be as autistic as people who play Second Life, I expected grouping for jobs or discussing weapons or funny shit that happened to people while playing, not this sad level of roleplay. I'm out.

>>160993056
Flibinigger, but he went to defend his country

>>160993067
Make sure you have the correct version retard.

>>160993095
Yeah, I know Flib but anyone else? That coon is going to be gone for 3 months.

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>>160993086
>New to the general
you seem new to the internet in general sempai.

>>160993146
I had people who were successfully doing it send me their exe directly. It still did the same thing.

>>160993163
Six -'s
that's 6 -'s too many

>>160993219
If you have a steam version, get the steam version, if you have a SC version, get the SC version

>>160993163
Been on this shithole you call home since late 2007 which is too long if you ask me.Explain to me again how that guy who happens to fly a jet in a sandbox game thinks he's winning at a game with no end for kids and casual play?