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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Aliens die in plasma
>The metaclub is having a field trip
>Telecloning is OP

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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Donk
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I like this one more
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>>161116159
Adding access as a requirement isn't a matter as trivial as you make it sound. A lot of times HoP is busy, not there, ded, or uncooperative.

And if it's just a scientist and a paramed sitting together in a room, then at least we're seeing beautiful, beautiful departments cooperation. I have nothing against that, and it's fairly reasonable that an activity that mobilizes two crewmembers full time should have a high impact.
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DEAD
CODEBASE
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>Animal Cr0-5sing General
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>>161123084
It's in mechanics
It's a girl
It's not Fritzl
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Forgettable statics

Tonald Drump
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Why the fuck did manny pardo have to come back?
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>>161124397
wouldn't be on this list

so far, no-one has posted me in the thread, so let's see if that will change
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Has anyone ever seen a space worm? They look horrifying.
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Whoever asked about where Surfer is in the thread
She plays Vore and Hippie now
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>>161124581
>Vore
Yeah, after that purge, we should've known
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>>161124581
i dont buy the vore accusation
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Who has the "metagrudge" list that's just the list of everyone who has ever gone on the server?
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>>161125510
WOAH WHAT DID *I* DO TO YOU
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Bring in your blob suggestions

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12602
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>join server as Cuban Pete
>be scientist
>start making plasma bombs
>admin starts pming me
>'change your name'
>'better not blow that up'
>just leave

Game isn't fun when admins are up everyones asses 24/7, shit's boring.

The best thing I can do to have fun is make napalm 'gel' and set it off with a remote signaler in the bar or something, even then the damage/casualities are minimal.
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>>161125942
Have you read our server rules?
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>>161126023
I don't play by the rules you cuck
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>>161125942
ughhhh like blowin everything up is my gimmick ughhhh
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>>161126076
Then you should not be surprised when you get banned.
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>sec chem implanting people instead of loyalty implanting
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>give revs a ripely since they asked nicely
>get stabbed to death for my ID minutes later
Fucking turncoats.
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>the clown i was chain-slipping in the shower room was a rev
>i could've just strangled him
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oh right almost forgot

that wiz round:

> SerWind: >was attacked by basilisk/hivelord brood

it was invisible and I wasn't getting any attack text, all I could do was watch my integrity slowly get whittled down
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>>161126297
>>161126329
>those rounds where everyone that matters on both sides is incompetent and everyone that is competent is slaughtered in the incompetency
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>>161126329
you were the turncoat family
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>>161126149
How about letting shitcurity do their job? The server rules like no bombs unless antag whatever ruin the game.

What is the point of even having sec if the admins will just ban anyone who doesn't tow the line?
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We need something for sec that lets that transform into armored forms but there are only a few of them in the armory each round. They could be hand or belt slots.
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>>161126427
It's literally impossible for 2-3 sec officers to control a bunch of triggerhappy bombers.
Find a deathmatch server or something.
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>>161126478
You mean bay hardsuits
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asimov ai and borg (not the red sec borg) should be jobbaned for that round. they CONSTANTLY caused human harm and basically waited long after death to even go "stop that!"

If you're AI and someone says they're being murdered, you should immediately be jumping to them on cameras.

I was being stripped for at least a solid minute after that and was spaced as a human
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>>161126427
The point of Sec is to catch antagonists and/or arrest nonantags for crimes lesser than murder/shit that could cause death.

If we allowed nonantags to bomb shit then they'd bomb shit every fucking round, and that's no fun for anyone but the bombers.
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>>161126373
>run past fellow revs a dozen times
>Only on the 13th pass do they try to uncuff me, and stop you.
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>>161126478
We need box to have fucking jetpacks in the armory already.
That fucking round with the jetpack wizard was ridiculous.
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>that revhead braining her subordinate because he accidentally hit her while laying down floor tiles
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Can anyone else not robust for shit? I see people grabbing, jumping, throwing all while running and opening shit and I'm just barely able to walk
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thanks Nikolas for saving my ass last round
here's something4u
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Had to leave. Who won?
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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.
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>>161124313
All commits get turned into one when merged as a PR so reverting is easier.

Other places don't use squash so their commit count is inflated.
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>>161127146
It's been that way for a while
Right now, it's stone dead
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>>161127241
Looking at the pull requests, it's because nobody's merging anything
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>>161127241
Wow...

It's almost like we chased off all the coders...
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>>161127464
need more genders and species obviously

or maybe the codebase is shit and it runs on Byond

speaking of, what of the dozen or so clones being made looks promising?
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>>161127393
really bangs my gong and gets it on...
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>>161127672
Wew the misinformation here is really insane
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>>161126972
shame hes a filthy valid hunter
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>>161127464
>we
oh Cl*ster, c'mon, cognitive dissonance isn't THAT serious
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>>161127836
You point me to goodinformation showing the codebase isn't in horrible stagnancy then!
I pulled up all that "misinformation" in two minutes, you can do better, right?
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>>161127002
heads won both rounds
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Vox Wives Save Lives.
Have you kissed Rail today?
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>mfw rev head coworker tries to flash me 5 seconds into the round
>mfw i'm a skeleton
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>>161126972
thanks bb I will treasure this always

>>161127842
Unfortunately this is true, can't get more robust without looking for fights
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>>161127946
Well for one thing, that trendline doesn't even fit properly. You could make a flat one covering all of 2016 and some of 2016 perfectly.

Seconldy the visitor count for the last week is down because it's thanksgiving.

And lastly additions/deletions means nothing since insane peaks like that occur thanks to PRs that change the entire codebase with regex, or map changes that cause 10s of thousands of line changes.
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>>161128178
>greyshirt in abalative breaks into RD office, shoots my coworker to death
>he wasn't a rev
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>>161128172
You know what else saves lives?
Discount Dan vending machines!
Reminder that all the food items in there are an absolute BARGAIN, you get much more nutriment for your buck (especially the ramen, which doesn't even need water!), is a great source of cheap cans for ghettochem, AND the contraband items LITERALLY save lives!
The pie is not safe to eat. Don't eat the pie.
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>tators don't even destroy APCs
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Can one of you draw daddies make me? I'm the assistant Gary Tide.
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>>161128316
I can't flirt with a vending machine.
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is it valid to lynch vox that "speak" in such a thick """""accent""""" that you can't fucking understand them 90 percent of the time?
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>>161128271
>that trendline doesn't even fit properly. You could make a flat one covering all of 2016 and some of 2016 perfectly.
Uhhhhhh...
>additions/deletions means nothing since insane peaks like that occur thanks to PRs that change the entire codebase with regex, or map changes that cause 10s of thousands of line changes
Sure regex changes spike additions/deletions. What's it mean when the additions/deletions are at a fucking flatline never before seen on the history of the codebase? Negative map commits?
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>>161128305
>I was killed by a non-rev

This is why I voted for Trump.
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>>161128448
The one who draws pictures? Pretty sure you're supposed to use those instead of listening to what they're saying.
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>>161128448
that's how voxes are supposed to talk
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>frizl mad he got deconverted by the friggen sawbones
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>>161128305
Didn't know he wasn't a rev, but it's a bad idea to chase somebody with a stun prod during revs. I'm sorry that he died, but I just reacted to a guy chasing me and I thought I was about to die.

He should've went to the brig to get implanted.
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>>161128571
>>161128575
>t-that's how they're s-supposed to t-talk, just look at the p-pictures, it's a f-fun gimmick!

Fuck and no, go play mime if you want to do that shit.
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>>161128305
>>161128641
Also, I had all access, so please don't say that I broke in there.
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I'm gonna be a little ban avoiding shit and you can't do anything to stop me
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Its me carsh, rules dont apply to me.
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Sawbones gonna get deadmined and his boyfriend carsh is gonna get perma'd. Cant wait.
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>>161130956
See
>>161130379
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post yfw they go back for the clown
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when in doubt rebase with TG
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Can we make anyone wearing a grey uniform valid to anyone wearing the captain uniform?
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>>161131219
Why would we want to rebase with a meme filled bloated near dead codebase?
Because that's what you were used to before you were banned?
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>>161127141
it does look nicer without the frame
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>>161131219
>rebase

The word means nothing with the level of difference between us.
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>>161131219
/vg/ didn't go through 2 code wars and a server war just to go back to /tg/ when we arguably have the best running server and codebase in history of ss13
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>>161131219
/tg/ should rebase with us
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>>161131456
Doesn't matter if no one wants to dev for it.

Spessmen servers live and die on constantly changing content. It's the only thing that mixes up things for the people who play too much. If you don't got that you're in a bad spot no matter what.
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>>161131219
TG and /vg/ are so far disconnected and different from one another they can't be rebased into one another
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>>161131456
>best running server and codebase in history of ss13
We have half the features of nearly every other server and the codebase is run by an autist with powerlust.
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>>161131639
Yea but everything we have runs better than the others.
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>>161131639
An autist with a powerlust who made the server run smoother than any other
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>>161131639
you have 30 seconds to name 5 must have features that the other servers have that /vg/ doesn't make them better than /vg/
>hardmode actual features and not map designs
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>>161132138
uuuuugh
how about lizardmen a reskin of the singularity inability to swap items in hand slot with worn ones mothmen and goofchem?????

get PWND
PUNK
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>>161131639
>bay literally has nothing we want because we've cleaned their codebase out for the good stuff already
>/tg/ has a couple of fun game modes we want, one which is more confusing than the original cult and is just going to be a whole heap of failure every time it happens and lavaland
>paradise station has things that /vg/station doesn't want
i don't think the problem is we don't have anyone to build anything it's just we can never decide on what we want
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>>161132541
>a reskin of the singularity
That's actually usefull for damaging the station.
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>>161131639
>the codebase is run by an autist with powerlust
Wrong, the codebase is run by
>a sociopathic autist with a god complex
>a weapons-grade goon wannabe asshole with a penchant for replacing code review with nonstandard formatting dodgeball
>someone who has been described by both former people as "a one-man disaster to our code", mercifully hasn't coded a single thing in ages
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>>161132541
>liggers
>features that make them better
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>>161132648
Unlike the singularity, an engine notorious for it's inability to damage the station
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Right here, right now
Decide on what we all want in the server
if we can agree on literally fucking ANYTHING I will code it by the end of the year.
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>>161132693
>a sociopathic autist with a god complex
Literally every ss13 server host ever
ours is probably the most lenient and caring out of all of them
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>>161132712
is this bait?
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>>161132751
MARS STATION! (metaclub but all of space is mars)
SNOW STATION! (box but all of space is snow)
GANGSTERS GAME MODE
LAVALAND LIKE AREAS FOR THE NEW MARS STATION AND SNOW STATION

MAKE /VG/STATION GREAT AGAIN
MVGA /vg/ is already great though :3 i <3 pomf
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>>161132751
I want a Ripley with tracks!
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>>161132549
I can't be the only one who thinks this gif just doesn't look good
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>>161132751
I'd like Lavaland, or at least some actually-accessible away missions.

Failing that, bring over the fucking Improvised Shotgun.
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>>161132751
ALIENS AN ACTUAL GAME MODE!
AND THEY DONT DIE IN PLASMA!

MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN

seriously why the fuck isn't aliens as a game mode been fixed yet?
i mean we have vox raiders as a game mode
how come we can't fix aliens?
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>>161132929
>GANGSTERS GAME MODE
Even the servers that came up with it don't want it, kek
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>>161132929
I'm sorry to tell you but the snow and mars one have been bused in a lot
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>>161133070
Xenos are intentionally OP as all fuck, they're not supposed to be an antag they're supposed to be roundend bus.
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>>161133046
Bring over the fucking Improvised Shotgun and those kickass custom-craft science shotgun shells.
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>>161133197
>>161133070
Reminder that xenos have 1 0 0 % disarm rate
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>>161132978
RIPLEY TRACK MODULE WHEN
TAKES UP A SLOT OR MAYBE EXTRW BUILDING STEPS I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING TO MAKE IT FASTER
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>>161133000
Yeah, he was originally supposed to be more mechanical, but skowron ran out of time
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>>161131639
We have the smoothest backed by a fucking mile.
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>>161132717
an engine notorious for it's ability to drift impotently south east and away from everything.
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>>161132549
>implying we want TGstation's clock cult
Their sleek normal cult is actually p nice tho
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>>161133093
fucking this
we don't have a single feature we don't want
all our features are refined, efficient and outperform the features of other servers
which is why ours runs smooth as fuck even at 50+ on the server
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>>161133000
He probably gave up before polishing it up
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Reminder our server naturally runs so fast that paradise tried to port our parallax and their server wasn't even playable anymore. And yet ours can use it and still run with a hundred players.
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>>161133271
All melee stuns have 100% or close to 100% stun rate, this is nothing out of the ordinary
What's really ridiculously OP is facehugger throwing, try it sometime, it's fantastic
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>>161133604
>we don't have a single feature we don't want
I kinda want non-garbo ling arm blades
I've heard people say multiple times that bay's CQC and ZAS were good but THEY NEVER FUCKING SAY WHAT THEY ARE LIKE SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I WANT THEN
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EVERYONE
GET IN HERE
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=16982
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12604
I finally did something useful
pls merge
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>>161133880
we have the best parts of bays CQC and ZAS though
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>>161134067
SHE GOT SO MAD SHE MADE A BAN REQUEST holy shit
>confirmed medbay taken over
>hanging out in medbay lol
>o shit why am I being detained
I fucking can't stop laughing
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>>161134067
oh boy, get the popcorn, fucking madman is going to mark himself as grudgetarget and achieve nothing.
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>>161134067
Metaclub Target #1, someone get him in protective custody quick

It's already too late, if they aren't banned within the next two weeks I'll eat my socks
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>>161134317
T. sawboner
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>>161134067
>being so asshurt they try to get someone banned
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>>161134428
Fritz is bit of a retard in general so you can count on that.
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>>161134067
>WHO IS ONLINE
>Users browsing this forum: clusterfack, eatdembeanz, Fritz Nighteyes, Furbeh, JustSumGuy, Sonartec, The Friggen Sawbones and 9 guests
dis gon b gud
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>>161134317
But he says it isn't about the detaining, it is about bones going around declaring anyone and everyoe valid and pumping them full with led with all his invenotry slots filled with guns as assistant.

Or you know, bones being bones, because has bones ever behaved any other way?

Bones used to only play when he got antag. If he didn't get antag he would either borderline grief, find a way to join the antag or go braindead.
Ever since he was made admin he antags whenever he feels like it, whether he actually is one or not doesn't matter, because "lul admin, whachagoona do?"
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Alright I came in right after the shuttle docked and died due to everything being fucked. Is baby's day out a legitimate thing now, or was I misinterpreting the dead/OOC chat?
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>>161134648
Custom round, don't shit yourself over it.
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>>161134648
It was adminbus.

But yes, there was a babby, and he had a day out.
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>>161134648
It was mediocre
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I agree, sawbones was a mistake. This is coming from a guy who has played this server on and off for a very long time.

Dude is just a straight up doucher. Think he's the shit cause he's an admin on a 2d spess game. Whatever "popularity" he's acquired here shoudnt save him from breaking the rules.
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>>161134674
Not shitting myself, just curious cause it sounded like people had a great time with it.

>>161134690
>>161134696
Fair enough
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10/10 adminbus

>>161132751
Baby's Day Out GameMode
Code it now.
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>>161134737
There are other people who greytide better than Sawbones too. By which I mean they're more agents of chaos than borderline griefing.
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>>161134067
>It's a fritzl is actually retarded episode
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>>161134749
It was an experience, to say the least. I did not enjoy it, personally, but them's the breaks.
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Sawbones needs to be deadminned
He can go back to being a greytiding shitter who logs out when he isn't antag but he's an ineffectual admin who only does the bare minimum and sets a really bad example when he plays
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>>161134561
>owowowowwoowo people are VALIDHUNTING on REV?

>>161134554
>tfw I dodged that list by less than a minute
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>>161134882
>>161134737
Hi Fritz
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>>161134509
Friendly
Asks before taking stuff
Goes out of his way to get other players back in the round
Have not seen him grief anyone once trying to ruin their fun for the sake of his own
Actually repairs the stuff he breaks (he opened my window and cut the grill to use the autolathe, then when he goes to leave he literally puts it all back, grill and all)

I'll take a bit of retarded if it means I can keep all of the above.
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>sawbones gets ban request filed against him
>suddenly entire thread shitting on the person who made it
Hmmmmm.......
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>everyone who wants sawbones gone is now fritzl
Everyone wanted bones gone even before he was made admin.
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>>161135230
the only people doing that shit are the metaclub, sawbones personal butt buddies.
it's probably carsh to be honest, trying to shit up the thread and cause a war against a nice new player
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We just need to ban the people who are regularly in the Discord chat and be done with it
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>>161135343
No
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>>161135139
metaclique is strong
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>>161135139
As much as I agree with the guy and his ban request, he is a retard.

It is not going to achieve anything (he even says so himself), and he now has the entire metaclub watching him with hawkeyes. If any of them see him pointing a screwdriver at a window he'll be vallided for destruction of station...
Within 100 tiles of AI upload? THIS GUY IS CLEARLY TRYING TO SUBVERT AI!
Has his crowbar out? OH BOY, HE IS ARMED!
Analyzing a machine? STEALING BLUEPRINTS!
Got arrested by emagged beepsky? BEEPSKY IS THE LAW, WELCOME TO THE GREEN MILE!

That being said, either outcome is going to earn some laughs, either bones gets shat on by pomf/pain etc. or fritzl gets shat on by the metaclub.
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Can someone post the deadchat logs of Fritzl going ballistic. All I remember is 'you think youre safe because youre an admin dont you'
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>>161135652
I don't think they knew that Sawbones was admin until after the round
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Do people honestly believe that there's a group of shadow individuals running a ss13 server and designating people as "valid"?

is this all a conspiracy joke or do you think a meta illuminati exists and is using a public discord as a way to communicate
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>>161135683
hahaha holy shit!
SAWBONES IS AN ADMIN?
he's like the biggest greytider
i've valid'd him personally for non-antag greytiding like 5 times already
i like him more now :3c
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>>161135752
it's mostly thread shitposting
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>>161135752
No.

But meta gaming is a thing and power abuse does happen.

See: Majority of the bans that happen when an admin gets anal annihilated by someone
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>>161135752
Wait, what?

There is a meta illuminati but they are neither secret just a group of friends who shill for each other, protect each other from bans, help each other ingame, and get each other promoted to adminship when they want it.
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>>161135752
Yes. When you try explaining how stupid that accusation it is they proceed to get even madder.
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>>161135683
>>161135652
I think he was annoyed by a griefing shit, then when he saw it was an admin at round end he probably got mad when he realized what most of us have realized a long time ago; that bones gets away with grief because he is an admin.

I don't know what pomf was thinking when he took on a literal child as admin whose application thread is a shrine to 9gag.
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Fritzl is a cutie. Anyone have that list with all the ckeys and their real names? I need to know if you're a cute boy or cute girl!
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>>161136424
Sawbones hasn't played that much since he got admin.
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>>161136424
It was because only heroes like probe recognized the metaclub for what it was back then.
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>>161136424
just valid him when he's greytiding
admins can't ban people for their own ingame interactions
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>tfw it's babbie's day out
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>>161136637
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>hey it's a ss13 thread! neat!
>oh wait it's filled with faggots referring to eachother on an anonymous image board

waow u guiz so cool, how do i increase my autism/
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>>161136782
Did you expect a general discussion of SS13 as a whole and not the main server everyone goes on? Each server is so different that they may as well be different games. This general just happens to be dominated by vgstation players.
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>[20:54:58]OOC: Zealotron/Zealotron (@8,95,2): you ordered a borg to free you after we deconverted you
He then proceeds to murder the borg and the deconverted doctor

Honestly, this quote alone pretty much backs Fritz's side of the story up.

Give Sawbones a ban because he is an admin and they have to be held to a higher standard.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12603

Why the fuck? We've had non-human Captains for years, why are we suddenly changing it?
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>>161137120
We ALREADY changed it, last month.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12219

It passed with nine positive votes and zero negative votes.

The PR you linked merely fixes what is now a bug wherein latejoining nonhumans can still become captains.
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>>161137120
Fuck off Carsh
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post metagrudges
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according to all known laws of asimov robotics, there is no way a borg should be able to harm
the borg, of course, harms anyway,
because borgs don't care what humans think
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someone post the purge day futa screencap with evangelyne
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>>161137052
You've been around long enough to know better. Gruß vom Krampus
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Based Sawbones > neckbeard Fritzl
REMOVE FRITZL
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>>161137463
You wont get this one metaclub, I wont allow it. I wont let you take another. We will stop you.
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Tell me about a time that Space spooked you, I want some good stories!
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>>161137335
>battoning
>harm
ayy
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>>161137430
>>161137052
LMFAO
oh my god, sawbones really?
You admit that you knew they were de-converted, and yet you still went after them and the borg?
They were no longer an antag, trapped in a brig for no reason any more.
You can't just keep them locked up once they're implanted, they can't be rev'd any more and from what it sounds like they didn't even do anything antagonistic that round, why were they not let go? Why go after them for trying to go back to the game and their job?
They had all right to attack you, you attacked them! How did you know they had no robotic parts? You could have killed them, and you killed a borg.

Seriously Sawbones, you only play to valid people, any round you aren't antag or can't make yourself into a pseudo-antag, you don't play.
Just deadmin yourself already and fuck off from /vg/, you belong on hippie.
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>want to discuss spess
>can't because it isn't ss13 general but KolithGeneral
>want to discuss spess
>can't because it isn't ss13 general but CeltGeneral
>want to discuss spess
>can't because it isn't ss13 general but CarshGeneral
>want to discuss spess
>can't because it t isn't ss13 general but SawbonesGeneral

Reminder it wasn't like this before Discord, there was drama, but not this amount.
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>>161137343
>>161137791
yea we could be talking about things like

posting that futa evangelyne screencap
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>>161137791
Do you want WaifuGeneral again? We can go back to talking about all these dead players for 500 posts if you want.
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>>161137791
Maybe if you discussed spess instead of just shitposting about the discord there would be less discord shitposts.
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>wiz summons guns and spells, become survivor
>try to have fun, blow up all the armory weapons after getting clowned and walk around parading a riot suit
>the most no-fun allowed borg shows up and takes away all my rightfully earned stuff and doesn't return not even an empty backpack
>set a supermatter chamber at recycling, slip people and feed them to it
>EMP kills most borgs and the central AI
>kill the other AI
>one borg gets away because im too much of a pussy and no flash
LET ME BE AN AUTISTIC CLOWN ANTAG
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>>161137842
not him but I've been preparing for the eventual return of waifu general
>started ss13 couple months ago
>had maybe 5 anime "waifu" pictures for reaction images
>my anime folder is now 97 pics strong
Send help
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>>161137898
Can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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>>161137842
Can't we discuss new waifus?

Emilia Davidson my waifu.
>nyaa~
>cheeky
>doesn't ruin rounds...
>...but causes enough chaos and confusion for it to annoy authorities
Running around with her feels like being in an episode of female Topcat.
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I'm sorry 18. I didn't have enough welder fuel to put you back together.
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HOL UP

Are you basically saying sawbones, a non-human, killed an Assmov borg and a deconverted human rev because the borg stunned everyone involved in a fight then dragged away a human away from human hams?

>Using a stun weapon on someone by all means amounts to wanting to kill them so there's the escalation for that.
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>>161137948
There wasn't a fight.

The borg ran into the brig and stunned everyone for no reason.
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>>161137898
>tfw all I wanted was clonex but the borg kicked in medbay and tazed/cuffed everybody
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>>161137916
SAUCE

In return cute jap
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>>161137975
>no reason
Is there communication logs between the borg and fritz?
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>>161138003
I believe it's "yozakura quartet hana no uta". I'm not a weeb and don't anime, but that's what reverse image search told me. I got curious too and it's the character Juri/juli or some shit.
I don't really like asians, but thanks
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>>161138114
>nearly 100 images of anime
>don't anime
how even

also thanks for source
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>>161137975
>the clowntain himself (one of about three clowns) gave me specific firearm possession rights because of clown's solidarity with greyshirts
>spend the rest of the round using my reliable 12mm SMG to guard medbay from the sordid wizard menace and never actually having to fire my weapon once accept for a negligent discharge into an interior window
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>>161138253
i wanted to slip you into disposals but you were too nice to me.
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>>161138192
It just works man.
I admit I may have a waifu problem
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>>161138597
how can you even like these ugly things
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>>161138615
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>>161137923
I don't trust her after seeing how friendly she got with Chug that one time
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>>161138028
Ya

[20:39:39]SAY: Fritzl Himmlerina/Fritz Nighteyes (@256,191,1) As Galactic Common : Borgo
[20:39:46]SAY: Fritzl Himmlerina/Fritz Nighteyes (@249,197,1) As Galactic Common : Could you take me to medbay

Bones starts shooting

[20:39:56]SAY: TOOL/SerWind (@246,202,1) As Galactic Common : RUN

I was in sec (although I didn't see any of the shootout they are talking about) it was filled, everyone was bumping into each other and it was honestly getting annoying. Wouldn't surprise me if the borg simply stunned to create a path to get out. A quick reminder here that stunbattoning doesn't break any of the 3 asimov laws, so validding the borg over this is retarded, especially when it is coming from an assistant.

Ironically TOOL stuns a bunch of people, but the only person to actually harm any of them is Bones, because he can't contain his valid boner and starts discharging prematurely

[20:39:20]ATTACK: Rat Prince Sawbones (zealotron) has stripped a cable restraints from Fritzl Himmlerina's hands (fritznighteyes)
[20:39:23]ATTACK,TOOL (serwind) stunned Pete Zuh (megapear) with stun baton
[20:39:25]ATTACK:TOOL (serwind) stunned Guido Suller (mercafe) with stun baton
[20:39:25]ATTACK:TOOL (serwind) stunned Guido Suller (mercafe) with stun baton
[20:39:26]ATTACK:TOOL (serwind) stunned Fritzl Himmlerina (fritznighteyes) with stun baton
[20:39:28]ATTACK: TOOL (serwind) stunned Adrian Coleman (mookin) with stun baton
[20:39:29]ATTACK: TOOL (serwind) stunned Johnny Mako (scalymanfish) with stun baton</font>
>[20:39:33]ATTACK: Rat Prince Sawbones (zealotron) fired the ion rifle (proj:ion bolt) at the floor (266,196,1)
>[20:39:35]ATTACK: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones) shot Nuke77/(Leo Fisher) with a /obj/item/projectile/ion
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>>161139248
So sawbones being a validing retard, got it.
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>>161137975
>>161138028
>>161139248
Wait how the fuck am I even involved in this stupid shit? I came back to the game. Science was welded shut, I asked why. They said rev. Later someone starts screaming for help in brig, that rev was gettin em, so I booked it down there, grabbed who I thought was the person, and tried to get out. Then I got shit pumped by a plasmaman with an ion rifle, who I guess was Sawbones?
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>>161139745
Yep, Sawbones acted quite stupidly for an admin and Fritz acted stupid as well.
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So basically
>Sawbones captures Fritzl as an implanted assistant during rev
>Takes Fritzl to brig
>Fritzl calls for help
>Borg comes and stuns her holders without doing damage or breaking silicon laws
>Sawbones ion rifles the borg (who did not break any silicon laws)
>Fritzl retaliates by harmbatoning Sawbones
>Sawbones shoots Fritzl to death
To be honest, the biggest offense wasn't Sawbones validing Fritzl, but him killing the borg for following silicon laws. I think that might be worth a ban.
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Do vampires start with the Dracula costume?
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>>161135752
The answer was in front of you this whole time. The Mike Pence Conglomerate runs this server. The fags will fall in line.
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>>161139859
Anyone calling bones out publicly on the forum is a retard, a cool guy doing the right thing, but still a retard. He personally stands to gain nothing from it and is going to get shat on everytime he comes online, he might as well remove the ahelp feature from his game now.

>>161140065
No, read the forum thread, fritzl doesn't order any help.

Honestly it is just 2 players removed from a round because bones, as usual, makes a point of using any excuse to gun down people. But hey, then we have known that for as long as bones has been playing, nothing has changed.

No I lie, one thing has cahnged, he was made an admin despite all of his trangressions.

>>161139745
You were apparently turned into valid salad by bones along with fritzl because bones though you were "subverted" (he doesn't say why he thought that, but as long as he can cnonvince everyone he really thought you were rogue, even if he thought that 4norasins he will once again get away with grieifing)

Bones, the 12 year old who gets away with everything because lawl admin.
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>>161140065
This. Killing the borg is the only real problem, and he should be punished for that.
>b-b-b-b-buh muh greytide rights
If fritz was harmbatoning bones, bones had every right to gun that greysuit wearing chimp.
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>>161135752
yes
and it's me
t. cat face
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>>161140579
memenigger was the one graytiding primarily, at least fritz didn't have half the armory in his backpack, and the harmbatton could have been accidental.
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>>161140579
>bones fires at fritz and borg
>fritz defends
>bones kills

He shouldn't have been firing at them, the moment he did that he lost any right to claim "b-b-b-ut it was all self dense!"

Furthremore bones, not frizz was the greytider, so I can agree with you on that one, a greytider shit like bones should have no rights.
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>>161140698
Gas 'em!
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>>161140579
I dare you to scroll through the logs of that game and look at all the shit bones gets up to. Might as well be reading call of duty logs. Guy plays an atmos RP sim to get guns and shoot at shit. It is old news, everyone knows he does it, everyone complains about him doing it. Most people don't ban request over it though because musp00ky metaclub.

me included, fuck having to deal with those guys grudging on me ingame{/spoiler]
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>>161140836
Whats the point in lying and trying to start drama
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>Klaus the HoP has the clown killed 4noraison and then gets him revived
>Gary Tide turns out to be the evilest janitor of all time, tries to pull the 'haha i escaped from perma' ruse
>Admin Bus to thunderdome and then it never happens
It was okay I guess.
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How many times are you guys going to try and ban sawbones just to find out he's dick deep into pomf himself
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Sorry
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>>161141018
It wasn't your fault you didn't know
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>>161141018
dont sweat it amigo, we all had fun doing sick brodies and donuts in your rape van.
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>>161141018
BAN
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>>161141018
>I got left in thunderdome by myself after everyone was dead and had to suicide
F O R S A K E N
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>>161141018
Sawbones should be apologizing to you
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>>161141018
>You feel something seeping into your skin.
>>
Fritzl is the new metaclub slayer. The only one with balls to actually ban request.

Last person that tried this was banned for being insane, watch out fritzl.
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>>161141734
Just ban him and be done with it. We don't need more wanna-be heroes around here
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>>161142078
We need more than ever.

Fritzl is a good player in and out of game.
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>>161142078
false flag desu
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>>161137791
>Reminder it wasn't like this before Discord, there was drama, but not this amount.
Hi I'm busta.
Just here to tell you no. It's been worse. Much worse this seems pretty standard server/admin/shitter drama.
We had drama storms so large and so long we now refer to them in the past tense as summers and winters and wars...
Honestly the thread has calmed down a lot since i was a regular here. Actually kingston was still doing his freekingston thing when i left. Holy shit he actually stopped. I just realised kingston stopped wtf.
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>>161142183
t.Fritzl's girly boy
>>
make it so that you can't clone dead bodies or heads, only living people

the clone remembers everything up until the most recent cloning
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>>161142078
Ban him for what? Calling admins and their friends out on their shit?

Going by the forum Pain doesn't like Carsh or Bones all that much, but he doesn't have anything to go on because nobody ever has the balls to ban request on them.

Everyone is always bitching about Kolith, Carsh, Bones etc. but nobody actually ever does anything more. How are pomf&co ever supposed to improve anything when the only feedback they get is, at best semi serious, posts from 4chan. There is barely any proper player feedback on anything.

He is also not being an idiot about it, he isn't simply posting "plz ban 4 grif, terribel plaier".
>>
Someone post when the current round is over.
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>>161142386
>>161142183
>>161142078
>>161141734
hello solarious
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>>161142517
I'm the real Solarious and I fully support Zealotron and his pals. Together they're making VG a fun server with their wacky and unserious antics. Any dissent towards them MUST be removed.
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>>161142386
>>161142183
>>161142078
>>161141734
>>161142676
Hello Solarious
>>
>The baystation poll is leading in yes to having it
>pain locks it

Guess the purge is fine but bay day isn't :/
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>>161142825
While Bayday would be marvelous, it'd be hilariously hard to do, since it requires the inverse of the purge; More rules, more bans for shittery, and altogether, harder to pull off than it'd be worth since most people wouldn't play.

We should just stop doing shitty meme-event days like the Purge. All it does is invite shitters into the server, and then they shit things up until they finally get banned.
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>>161143227
Give people a finger and they will take aRMAGOD HE IS EATING MY FACE.
>>
Well that was fun
>>
>shoot self in face
>keep getting back up
There can be no hope in this hell
>>
>that medbay

That was horrific. Never do that again.
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>>161142776
>>161142517
Serious question, who is solarious?
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http://hastebin.com/yiyetoxini.js

Hmm
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>>161143359
>tfw entering the side door and ending up by the cryotubes in less than a second
Willy you did a fine job at the whole cult thing, but we should have cut off your feet.
I stashed your PDA in the morgue Willy
>>
>Cult round
>Be starting cultist with clown, only the two of us
>See him name himself cult cultin willy
>ADMINSPLS
>"Just roll with it faggot"
>Suddenly mindbreaker is inside absolutely everyone
>Lube everywhere
>Try to run to maint to start studying words
>Every airlock is shocking from the mindbreaker
>20 minutes later we win from the clown carrying us

That was, a eventful game.
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>>161143379
They don't play anymore. They ban requested popular players in the metaclub, they were banned but appealed it with the headmin's approval. The ban claimed they were insane. The ban was bullshit.

Regardless they're gone, so it doesn't matter.
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>>161143513
Solarious was a fucking nigger who pretended to be a girl and only played Sec
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>>161143379
Someone who's not mentally sound - to the extent where he's been banned from the forums for it, a prize shared only by Omega, who's perhaps the only other player we had who has less mental sanity.
All he does now is shitpost and tries to make the community a worse place to be in, though
>>161143513
Hello Solarious
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>>161143556
That's not true

>>161143608
They were unbanned for that, proving they are mentally sound. Just because Celt says something doesn't make it true.
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>>161143668
Hello Solarious
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>>161143668
Solarious stop defending yourself in some weird third person, it doesn't help your case
>>
>Someone makes a ban request against a metaclub member
>metagang defence force shows up in the thread, including one who just got off a metacomms perma for no other reason than the defense force screaming and crying

rly.... makes u think...
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>>161143768
I'm not defending sawbones, I just think its dumb to put their name first since then on the front page it doesn't show who the request is for. If an admin looked their now it would look more like its a ban request on them than sawbones.

I've been told to be nice to fritzl by admins so I am
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>>161143726
If I said I was solarious it'd just start a shitstorm anyway.

I'd rather people forgot me. I don't do anything anymore. I just don't want me being mentally insane to be the commonly believed opinion, I'm sure you can understand as a fellow uninsane person.
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>>161143862
>How do you do, fellow uninsane people?
>>
>>161143837
At least you aren't denying that your gang is a get-out-of-perma card anymore.
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>>161143862
But Solarious, I know you aren't right of mind, and you should just stop posting and ignore the thread. You make it worse. They will stop and forget, you only resurrect yourself.
>>
One simple thing that will remove all this drama forever.
No static names. Every player has forced random names forever.
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>>161144038
That never stoped us from hating yredlax
>>
ALL RIGHT I MERGED THE LOGS BECAUSE FUCKING SPLIT LOGS

http://hastebin.com/nelacezejo.xml
I feel bad for serwind, not for fritzl
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>>161143497
That clown was a goddamn hero. Wasnt going to let a little thing like mind breaker slow him down.
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>>161144263
>I feel bad for Serwind
He now has two(2) open deadmin requests
how does this happen
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&p=16996#p16996
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>>161144647
>Morena
ew
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>>161144647
Do I need to write a story about mindbreaker'd julia now?
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>>161144716
Do it
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>>161144716
No. don't give it attention
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>>161144826
Alrighty, what should I do then?
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>>161144946
Write a story about mindbreaker'd [better waifu]
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>>161144826
>it
now that's just straight up rude
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>>161145092
no u
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>>161144647
>manrena
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>>161145113
i am not rude !
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>>161144946
Write a story about hypnotized Ailsa being abused by a husbando/waifu of your choice that isn;t morena
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>>161145175
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>>161145181
Don't know Ailsa that well. Sorry senpai.
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>>161145256
well fudge
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>>161145256
What waifs do you know?
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>>161144946
Cute husbandos doing space things
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>>161145421
What husbandos, though?
Who still plays that qualifies for husbando-dry?
>>
>>161145462
_____Me_____
>>
>>161145462
(you)
>>
>>161145462
Bob Dylan
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>>161145462
Kayahi
Ricky Stick
Any non-shitter is be acceptable
>>
Write a story about Sawbones and Zachary Hensha double teaming Fritzl
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>>161145635
>never get brought up in the threads
>never talked about in ban requests
>Any bad play is attributed to "THAT CAPTAIN/JANITOR/OFFICER" instead of the static I use
>go away for a while
>when I come back, no-one complains I'm back or realised I was gone

It's a good feeling being somewhat unmemorable.
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>>161145635
>non-shitter

what makes a shitter, though
>>
>>161145807
Are you me?
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>>161124379
Whats wrong with being a staticnamer?
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>>161145807
Being unmemorable is fine
>>
Looks like Fritzl didn't get the memo on the metaclub.

There's gonna be a mental health perma very soon.
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>>161145905
Nothing. Ignore them, they're hippie faggots who think that roleplay of any kind is bad.
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>>161145882
I'm you from the year 2525.
Shit's fucked yo.
Mankind is still alive.
We're still playing spess.
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>>161145876
>Being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole
>Being fucking useless to the point of being a waste of job slot
>Being unfun and destroying people's fun or projects even as antag
Thtat's what i tag as shitter
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>>161146116
you forgot going full valid salad the moment you notice a single antag item
>>
I love a good ragecage match. One of the better arena's I've seen. I actually felt sorta bad that I busted the hell out of the wall on the first round.
I completely forgot about getting my access afterwards
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>>161146281
Also,
I needed that creatine to ensure I was robust enough to earn my access privileges. Sorry for robusting you in that way Otto, you deserved better
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>>161146214
I've let so many horrifically obvious antags away with stuff if they can give me at least a creative reason for doing what they're doing.

I had an armbladed "psychic" who told me about lings and helped point them out for me once, shit was great.

I've seen a lot of attempted gimmicks ruined before they can see daylight cause some Assistant wanted to get his valids.
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>>161146214
Completly random objectives when? Pretty much every sec office does a metacheck to see if their perp has an objective item and go full valid if they see someone using CE magboots and such
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>>161145954
Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't solarius go off like a blithering idiot in his forum posts? False accusations, ad hominems, jetfuel can't melt steal beams, incoherent sentences etc. Like, basically sounded like a crazy person?

That doesn't seem to be the case here, the thread goes to shit, but the forum posts seem quite civil and well written from all parties involved.
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>gets implanted just so he can shoot revs

Wow I knew he was a little shithead but that's really fucking bad. Seems more like a hippie player. Not the kind of person we want here!
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>>161145181
http://pastebin.com/rRFMkbtc
Reica, kind of a shitty job. Sorry guys, the idea seemed better in my head at the time.
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>>161147242
>gayca shitter

No thanks. Awful slutty waifu
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>>161147332
People kept requesting her last time I came here. Oh well.
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>>161147421
Do a story on a waifu that's never been mentioned in the thread. That way people can't bitch about your choice since they probably don't know them well enough to bitch
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>>161147483
t. waifu that's never been mentioned in the thread
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>>161147483
Oh I know every waifu buddy
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>>161147198
Would rather that than some shitter helping the revs because "FUCK SEC" without even being converted
Deputise the grey tide so the shitmode known as revs can end
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>>161147510
I will neither confirm nor deny

>>161147526
Never said you didn't, but someone is going to bitch if you go with the ones everybody knows
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>>161147548
assistants should just always be valid salad. It would solve a lot of problems.
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>>161147619
It would create a LOT more problems
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>>161147483
I just want to do a story about kayahi saving the station from new cops now.
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>>161147984
You're the writer, go where the inspiration takes you and fuck what the thread says
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>>161147619
>
Oh yes, making assistants valid would really fix things, it surely would not make every assistant robust the shit out of anyone who dared look at them funny, make them provoke others, make then always have stun prods and such, nah, impossible.
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>>161148135
That happened once.
The admins made all the assistants "Dangerous criminals that have accessed the station"
From what I can remember, we were all rounded up pretty quickly. We escaped via soap, and the deathbots were built and we were fucking destroyed.

The bloodlust is real, we need assistants to keep sec busy on long shifts and in the eventuality one will assist someone.
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>>161148306
See, I argue that a bus that everyone would be into is different from every day application of valid rules, and I don't really see how I would be wrong in that.

Plus, Borg's would immediately valid people who often just want to have non harmful fun. What's the problem with that really, I never greytide when I am assistant, and now a Borg is using my suit sensors to track Mr all the way to ghetto botany for a valid salad. Thats just not right man.
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hello i just wanted to post this thanks
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>>161148598
thanks i love it
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>>161148557
>all these people wanting to valid salad assistants
>tfw all I ever really do as assistant is play ghetto paramedic, fuck off in a space pod all round, or try and become a slime
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HOW DO WE GET THE CODERS BACK? FUCKING CL*STER SCARING AWAY DYLAN, PJB, DEITYLINK, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE NOW?
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Can we talk about the fact that
>admin logs show who converts who in a rev round
>sawbones didn't deadmin until he went to the brig to go "shoot revs"
>He saw who was a head rev and who was converted


Really gets the noggin turning
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>>161148997
Post the logs, dingus
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>>161148952
The Ghetto part of the station is cool as fuck, it's a shame people don't revamp it and declare themselves as an independent state.
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I'm glad /vg/ doesn't have the fucking Machine People (IPC). They are the biggest fucking snowflakes, playing with those niggers on Polaris or Bay or Paradise is unbearable. I like the fucking Foxbeasts on Paradise more than these beepboop cucks
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>>161149035
I meant I just drag people to medbay and get absolutely smashed at the bar in between disasters
Ghetto bar is always nice when there isn't a bartender though, and I can always count on ghetto surgery having booze and an axe to defend myself with.
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>>161136476
https://archive.is/G2t39
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>>161149152
Drunk surgery is best surgery.

>>161149113
We're quite good for races.
I've only been here a year though, so I don't get why we have Plasmamen. I get that Aliens and Blobs and Ling's are from sci-fi, which is why there's a lot of shit revolving AI and robots too. No Martians from MS3 though, which is sad.
Greys are fine, skeletons moving is a bit of an odd one out but who am I to complain about being spooked.
Plasmaman is the only one I truly don't get, but they make more sense than the skeletons.

The only race I ever pushed for was 10,000 bees in a suit. Perfectly valid, but only if people realise they are in face 10,000 bees in a suit

>Hand me the scalpel John
>BZZZZZZZZZ
>what was that John
>panics internally
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>>161149260
>William

ITS BILL ALL OVER AGAIN. WHY DO NIGGERS NAMED BILL KEEP HAVING TO PRETEND TO BE GIRLS.
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>>161149260
>mfw I was in my first week and nobody knew me
Dodged a bullet there
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>>161149260
>Not on the list
Wew
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>>161149369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo
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>>161149028
http://hastebin.com/uzotutepiz.pas

The important thing is that he can see these while adminned
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>>161137791
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>>161149331
>bee bee man
>take off suit
>buzz through vents
>beelieve in yourself
>beecome the hero the station deserves
Actually that would be some tight shit if you could only hold shit and act like a human if you had a suit
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>>161149260
>on the list
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>>161149260
>I'm on there
>mfw people can see how much effort I didn't put in to making my username
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>>161142236
We unbanned him so he lost his interest.
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Who C:\Users\user here?
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>>161149537
DEADMIN
WHEN
??????
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>>161149028
>>161148997
[20:22:49]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Starting a round of revolution with 3 head revolutionaries and 2 heads of staff.</span></span>

[20:24:16]ADMIN: (zealotron/) started the game as a Medical Intern.

[20:30:00]ADMIN: Zealotron deadminned themself.

Bravo zealotron, bravo. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>
where did you go pirate bird, what monstrosity took you away
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>>161149557
But how would you put on a suit without being able to open or pick up shit as as ten thousand bees.

There are some problems with this idea.
But I would fucking love to iron out the flaws, beeman is the dream.
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>>161149632
>he thinks any amount of logs can overthrow the metaclub
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>>161149260
>ItzNotMatt C:/Users/Matt/Documents/

10/10 man
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>>161149632
>>161149616
Make a deadmin request dummy.

>post in the right place
>shit happens
>post in the wrong place
>shit doesn't happen
baka
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>>161149749
I don't want to lose our best admin though
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>>161146781
Hes really delusional and I wouldn't be surprised if all or at least most of the posts in the thread about "MUH MEDDAGLUB" boogymanning were from him.
He's on Gangstalking levels of crazy at this point.
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>>161149260
>when your waifu is a grill irl
>when your autistfu is an ai irl
what the fuck kinda name is OddembrekProject%20III
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>>161149749
There is already a request up.
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>>161149893
Then post the logs there you stupid faggot. What use is posting it in the general going to do?
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>>161149720
Shit man idk. Having an object verb to infest an adjacent suit and beeing able to enter unwelded lockers through the slits?
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>>161149974
It's not my thread, and bursting in with unrelated info is poor form.
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>>161149260
>Kavlax C:/Users/karen/Documents/

Wait a second, that name.
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>>161149893
There is no DEADMIN request.

Post it. I'm forum banned for speaking out against this circlejerk of fucktards else I'd post it for you.
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>>161150159
Solarious, you're not helping your case. You're pretty much the only person who is forum banned
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>>161149369
If it is any consolation my username is Elizabeth because mine got corrupted so I used my sister's old one I once upon a time let her make on my PC. I never bothered changing it.

So who knows, maybe william is a borther, or boyfriend and Fritzl is still the cute girl you are hoping for.
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>>161150156
>Sand
>'Female' sprite medborgs
>Random characters
Why am i not surprised?
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>>161150159
Stop pretending to be Solarious please.

t. A friend of Solarious who is sick of it
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>>161150087
That's incredible.
You'd think you'd be all alone in a room and suddenly 4 Beemen spring out of the lockers and buzz you to death.

Guess who can't code and guess how many coders won't code this.

I looked at the code once. That shit's scary. I have a full time job, I want to contribute but fuck man.
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>>161150323
Buddy, he is off his rocker.
Don't worry though, we will have a janitor working for pomf soon.
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>>161150381
I completely trust your ability to tell how mentally stable someone is with the very small amount of interaction you've no doubt had with them but I would really appreciate it if you would just knock it off please. Thanks.
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>>161150496
Morena and Solarious have always had a huge stick up their ass and tried to get any admin that told them off in trouble.

I wouldn't call them crazy. They're just petty children that think that if they talk enough shit they'll have evidence, and that after submitted 50 deadmin requests we'll take the 51st super srs.
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>>161150496
I think you got a little brown on your nose there anon.
Might wanna wipe it off before the other see.
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>>161150591
How can solarious brown nose himself?
>>
Unban 2hot____
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>>161150778
kanye?
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>[20:23:40]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted BattleStream/(Dr. Nick) to the revolution at Medbay - 234,286,1
>[20:24:02]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted Agentofzog/(Dean Du) to the revolution at Medbay - 234,287,1
>[20:24:10]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted Jazzin/(Jonesy Jalopy) to the revolution at Medbay - 234,286,1
>[20:25:05]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted LemonTheFruit/(Roger Greytide) to the revolution at Paramedic Station - 224,265,1
>[20:25:47]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted LadyApoLLo/(Lane Riker) to the revolution at Chemistry - 235,260,1
>[20:28:53]ADMIN: Jonesy Jalopy (jazzin has been deconverted from the revolution
>[20:29:12]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted DOMKU/(Silent Hanom) to the revolution at Medbay - 229,280,1
>[20:29:46]ADMIN: Outsider_ex/(Kimball Kinnison) has converted Pinkacolada/(Rail Kinson) to the revolution at Virology - 223,296,1
>[20:29:49]SAY: Rat Prince Sawbones/Zealotron (@257,202,1) As Galactic Common : security
>[20:29:54]SAY: Rat Prince Sawbones/Zealotron (@257,202,1) As Galactic Common : im donating my body to be implanted
>[20:29:56]SAY: Rat Prince Sawbones/Zealotron (@257,202,1) As Galactic Common : so i can shoot revs
>[20:30:00]ADMIN: Zealotron deadminned themself.

How can we make sure these are real and not a ruse to make whoever makes a deadmin request a fool?
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>>161150568
I have slight anger issues anon, I can't help it. But I agree sometimes I overreact about things. I regret most of the stupid shit I did before.
Primarily why I stopped playing, I realised I was just getting annoyed at how other people were playing, and I had already got tired of playing, so I decided to stop observing too.
But now I don't have a lot of time for things, so when I do come on some mornings to play a round or two, yeah, it's aggravating to have them ruined.
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>>161150907
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/11-November/25-Friday%20admin%20only.log
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>>161150972
Is that you morena, or the actual crazy person?
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>>161151049
more weiner
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>check the library computer, go snooping around just for a laugh
>see a book titled "Xenobiological Mishap" or something
>seems interesting, start reading it
>it's hyper dick pornography starring the fucking author

Joey what the shit dog
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>>161151065
Its me, the ayy you didn't hate. I actually liked having you around, its a shame my favourite memory of us interacting with that gray genital thing ended up turning to shit.
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>>161151138
I still laugh when I remember that. Didn't one of you end up having surgery to try and prove it?
I still stand on my opinions, grey's do not have dicks. I don't care what IG surgery says, you are all ken and barbie dolls.
I never really hated Yahir anyway, I was more upset that he hated me.
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Why don't we have something to auto-deadmin admins that join a round?
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>>161151235
Yeah. I begged yahir to let me clone him so hed be naked. He had a 1 pixel weiner and after the surgery it wasnt there
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>>161151481
1 pixel weiners
no wonder grey gurls are sluts for other races
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>>161151004
It has been confirmed that logs can be tampered with.
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>>161151691
Until and unless you provide more info on that, I'm going to call bullshit. The only person who can edit the logs is Pomf
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>>161151691
Literally only Pomf can edit the logs
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>>161151754
>>161151769
>The only person who can edit the logs is Pomf

Ignorance is bliss.
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>>161151985
So just shitposting then. No shame in that
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>>161151985
>i've been called out!
>i'll just bluff that'll work
kekkeroni
>>
>but remember doctor, you are not alone...
; _ ;
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>**** calmly drops and treads on the lit lit cigarette, putting it out
>lit lit
admoons plz fox
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>>161151120
I think there is three parts/books in that series, just search to word xeno and look for them because they are named slightly different iirc.
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>>161152629
cig blaze so hard
its fuckin liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanbm
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>>161152740
oh
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When are we playing against the boat autismo?
They seem to actually care about the cup, different from the furries
Reminder to deadmin request Foster if we lose in the groups
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Sawbones deadminned when?
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>all this salt
>deadmin requests all over
Can't we go 1 (one) day without flipping our fuck over a virtual air simulator
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>>161151769
you mean the guy who's the sole reason that sawbones hasn't been banned a year ago?
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>>161153629
When you ban request it and actually provide reasons, evidence to transgressions and mention all of his flaws

So, never. It's only you who is stopping yourself from doing it.
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remember the bob-burgers?
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>>161137923
Who are you?
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>>161155546
A secret distant admirer
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>keep sending my wife steam games from her wishlist
>she never talks to me
Tips ?
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>>161156185
As she played them with her bull yet? You need to give this time.
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if its nt default why arent AIs on it by default?
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I spent the whole round making this.
While I was halfway done a carp smashes my window and sends my shit flying into the vacuum.
Then I'm getting injected with something by the virologist and have to crawl to the first medkit to avoid dying
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>>161156307
Because gameplay wise, NT default is just a shitshow and its better to have assimov.

GAMEPLAY
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>>161156185
Who's your waifu?
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>>161133308
>>161133615
navy happened
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>>161156383
There was nothing in the virus that should have hurt you.
Although there might have been a random virus going around that I didn't create.
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>>161156307
because our server doesnt respect head roll RP authority so why should borgs bother?
>>
I had literally no clue what was going on that round. But you guys were lovely xoxo

t. Mime
>>
Fritz nighteyes doing all of us a service by risking himself to be metagrudged by metacucks by banrequesting each of them one by one.
A hero /vg/ needs, not one it deserves.
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>>161156091
But I don't have any do I?
Or are you one of the sec officers who brig me every round?
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>>161156815
His head is already rolling on the floor. He doesn't know it yet but he's already dead. You guys should stay in your place if you want to avoid ending up like him
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>>161156307
Because nothing feels better than punching the Captain until he gives you the ID as HoS, and making the AI part of the Sec team by force.

Also Asimov is genuinely more fun on start. You want that rage cage, you better distract the AI while Shitter Mcshitterson uploads Antimov
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>>161156948
We spartacus now
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>>161157040
>Antimov to host rage cage
That would be one wild cage. It would likely end similar to how our last nations round went with sillycons being the last alive.
>>
Where's the soccer?
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>people feeling bad for me
>All those deadmin requests
>Metaclub conspiracies (or truths? WHO KNOWS)
>Celt not cuddling with me as often as I'd like
>Baby inside and not having a day out

This isn't the spess I fell in love with.
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>>161157597
Stop being a faggot then
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>>161157597
Well for the babies day out idea, why don't you post something about it on github so it can be implemented? Personally I want to join that silly antics of chasing after new borns.
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>>161157906
>babies day out being taken seriously

All the gamemodes so far are based on science fiction, we got the lings from the Thing, I assume they're from there, shh, Aliens from Alien, AI antics from good ol' Asimov and Space Oddysey, the Syndicates being pretty much Russian calls to the good old PKD tier books.
I think there was a movie with a blob in it.

I think babies day out is a pretty stupid ass gamemode in short. Probably fun, but not really keeping with the Rustic aesthetic as it were.
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>>161159679
>>161157906
We had a Baby's Day Out round before, a long time ago now.
It was a one-time funny thing and left a player with emotional distress over losing his adoptive son out of an airlock. I don't think it would even work well out of low-pop with our playerbase.
A fun admin bus sometime, maybe. But not a serious gamemode.
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>>161159679
>All the gamemodes so far are based on science fiction
Yeah. that's why babies day out makes perfect sense I mean haven't you ever seen the movie,
"Babie geniuses and the space baby"?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2287250/
It's a sci fi classic and NEEDS to be a part of this game we all know and love.
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>>161159908
Make it an adminbus button, then.
Spawn Baby
Followed by Spawn Immovable Rod aimed right at the baby.
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>>161159908
Yeah, its meant to be a joke bus, nothing more, anyone who takes it seriously neds their brains checked.
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>>161160150
HAHA YEAH IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN ADMINS DESTROY THE STATION XD
UPVOTED
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>>161159679
>All the gamemodes so far are based on science fiction
Ah yes.
Wizards, vampires and magical evil cultists are the best science fiction.
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>>161160245
If it keeps the rounds interesting and offers some challenge why not?
DOWNVOTED
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>>161160126
Oh god I'm laughing

You got me, this shit checks out.
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>>161160375
Go back to your shit server, hippie
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>>161160450
Says the bay"Please let me autism in peace" baby.
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>>161160343
Don't you remember the scene in Dark Star where the wizards and Vampires fought the crew?

I genuinely forgot about those. I guess traditional roleplay elements snuck themselves into space.
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>>161160450
The funny thing is that even Hippie admins wont destory the station for no reason and try and say 'but it's fun'

/vg/station has the most admins pushing buttons to kill crew than I've ever seen from other servers, TG and Hippie included

really makes you think..
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>check guide to construction
>read reinforced walls destruction
Explain this unnecessary bullshit
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>>161160541
>snuck
Wizard is very, very old and chaplains had more of a fun factor in the game as they could hear ghosts.

That said skeletons need to go, we got plasmamen to phase that shit out.
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>>161160629
So they are actually hard to get through and useful on station.
What steps do you want to remove them?
Weld and wrench, like a normal door? What's the point in that.
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>>161160629
Because we don't want shitters to make a gheto space suit and deconning the armory and other important places with ease.

Its slow and boring as fuck for a dang reason, you don't have a reason to fuck with reinforced walls, ever, you dont fucking deconstruct them unless you are doing something bad.
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>>161160652
Well, I mean snuck into an atmospherics simulator.
I have a feeling, I don't know my spess well, but the game wouldn't have started out with Wizards and Vampires, but I bet they came before a lot of the sci-fi stuff.

I guess RPers just kinda gravitate towards it as standard.

>So I have this dytopian future game where everyone are Ameobas
>I roll Wizard Ameoba
>Goddamni-
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>>161160629
Whats wrong with it? Because if you are saying that it is too hard to break a wall down ment to keep normal people out of high security rooms you are wrong
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>>161160629
Eat shit and die.
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Besides creating a mini station within the station for selfish reasons whats actually the use of the mechanic? Do you guys actually want upgrades and machines? Like does it even mather?
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>>161153434
10:30 AM
http://www.hitbox.tv/4CCVGL


Also if anyone's wondering why our team is made up of block heads: I didn't export aesthetics in time for the qualifiers and it's a punishment of sorts.
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>>161162084
Nothing matters anon, you just do it because you can
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>>161162084
/vg/pride
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>>161162084
Other servers don't have it because they're too retarded to have a job like mechanic
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>>161162156
Ironically export a cardborg helmet. Fuck em
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>>161162156
Will you fix it in time for the next match?
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>>161162187
Go to bed Nietzsche.
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>>161162084
eveybody loves an upgraded machine
>>
Next match when?
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>>161162084
Fuck off TG
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>>161162345
Oh shit that's perfect

>>161162374
Next match is at 10:30 and it' 9:50 right now. I'll try, I'm trying to put a Chicken head on Pomf's character and it's not going well.
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>>161160940
Wizard was one of the very, very early roundtypes, well before lings or xenos or most of the modern things. Vamp is much more recent though
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>>161162525
I've faith in you, MrFoster!
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>lingpirestended
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>robocop
>>
>asimov
>>
>mime messaging people with his PDA
should be disabled desu
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>>161162525
What the fuck is your timezone? Are you fucking retarded? Why is it so dificult to say "it's UTC"?
>>
>>161162525
>>161162608
If we get out of qualifiers then it can be updated it for the main cup, but it's too late for the qualifiers.
hue

>>161162706
18:30 UTC, autist
>>
>this game will never be as fun as the first few times you played it when you didn't know what was going on
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>mfw getting TWO viruses
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>>161162745
What the fuck is UTC?
Can you give a real time zone if you're going to spam this shit in our threads atleast?
>>
>>161162819
>no nothing about the game
>random crap happens all the time
>have no idea what's going on
feels bretty gud desu, but it's gonna take me year to figure out what the fuck is actually happening.
>>
>>161162852
There were like four viruses in that round, shit was crazy.
>>
>>161162819
>don't know shit
>bash someone else with a toolbox
>get banned
Thanks tg
>>
DAE literally play the ban page
>>
>>161163364
Most everyone in the thread
>>
>>161162084
It's damm near essential for virology and xenobiology.
>>
>>161163513
>Xenobiology
Just do the amount of research to get yourself them pico manipulators.
Screw the two machines.
Wrench them
swap the manipulators while placing the rest of the ingredients inside the machines.
Screw them.

That's it.
>>
Kick off soon lads.
>>
COME ON YOU SPESSMEN

what are our football chants?
>>
>>161164049
>>161164084
L I N K
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>>161164148
10 minutes until us apparently
>>
>>161164049
>>161164084
>>161164148
>>161164234
There's a game before us I think, the schedule shifted
>>
OOL DEOLIOLOL

LOLOLOO

>DEFENDING SHITBONES]

OLOLO
>>
>watching the football stream
>tutting IRL at the AI plays
I get way too into football
>>
>>161165635
>tutting
No anon, I think you might just be a faggot
>>
>>161165917
I'm a brit, it's what we do when we're disappointed. You wouldn't understand.
>>
/gbfg/ got fucking destroyed.
All we need to do is not get buttfucked as much as they did.
>>
>>161164302
Did we play yet?
>>
>>161166490
It looks like the schedule's shifted over by 30 minutes. We play next game
>>
>>161166490
when the current match finishes it is time
>>
Is the atmos hardsuit a /vg/station exclusive? I like it a lot for some reason.
>>
Catbeast roundstart race W H E N
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>>161167486
Assistant should have a chance of spawning as catbeasts when joining in
>>
>keeper mode mommi helping people call the shuttle
Ban when?
>>
>>161168529
When you make it
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>that shuttle
>>
Why are silicon players so entitled?
Vamp thralls don't bitch when they get shot instead of deconverted. Borgs will relentlessly bitch that you blew them instead of trying to reset their laws.
People that got gibbed don't have unreasonable expectations that they will get their head put in a new body ASAP. Borgs will relentlessly bitch that they don't get rebuilt on time.
When people act like antagonistic idiots and get their shit pushed in in the confusion, they only bitch about 60% of the time. Silicons bitch 100% of the time.
>>
>>161168586
Silicon players are some of the worst players we have
>>
We're playing against the boatfuckers now
>>
kick off happening soon fags
>>
This is it
http://www.hitbox.tv/4CCVGL
/ss13g/ v. /sog/


Nuklear is one of the commentators.
>>
>>161168892
link it you stupid turd
>>
>>161168936
>>161168917
>>
4-1-2-1-2 is the GOAT formation
>>
FUCK
>>
CALL THE SHUTTLE
>>
PUT ME ON SUICIDE WATCH I WANNA DIE
>>
NEVER LOSE FAITH IN CLOWN
>>
>>161169706
TAKE ME OFF I WANNA LIVE
>>
>>161169642
>>161169652
>>161169706
>not having faith in the clown
>>
CALL THE SHUTTLE
DEADMIN FOSTER
>>
>>161169794
I CHANGED MY MIND PUT ME BACK ON
>>
CLOWN IS JUST BANGING THEM IN
>>
who is on our team?
>>
TAJARAN SCUM SCORE
>>
REMOVE PANIC BUNKER
DEADMIN FOSTER
>>
>beaten by cat herders
>>
>>161168586
Because nobody ever revives a destroyed borg.
>>
hhhHRGH WE NEED A COMEBACK
>>
CALL THE SHUTTLE
DEADMIN FOSTER
>>
FIX THIS FOSTER
>>
WHY IS HARMBATON OFF FOSTER YOU FUCKING MONGREL
HE SAVED US YESTERDAY
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>hearing this song for the fifth fucking time
>>
WE'RE DONE
DELETE SPACE THIS IS SHAMEFUL
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2-5
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>>161171001
2-6
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I'M WRITING THE DEADMIN REQUEST RIGHT NOW FOSTER
WITH TEARS IN MY EYES
YOU FAILED US FOR THE LAST TIME
>>
is there any other server that is
>low or medium rp
>no furries
>>
Good, are you fuckers done until next year?
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Beaten to shit by cat hearders and waifus

Good shit ss13, good fucking shit.
>>
>>161171274
>low or medium rp
a couple are there but they all have their ups n downs
>no furries
no
>>
>>161171295
At least it wasn't animal crossing
>>
WHY CAN'T WE SCORE
IAN, GET IN THE WASHING MACHINE
SOMEONE SLIP THE CLOWN
DEADMIN POMF

AND FOR GOD SAKE ION BEEPSKY
>>
>7-2
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>161171113
2-7
>>
>fire Foster
>hire a BR
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>161171690
foster i will never forgive you for this
clown is our only good player
>>
>>161171686

yesterday
>>
the jews did this
>>
>/sp/ - Sports
Founded August 2011
IRL manager TWAIN !!VnvXhN8Apg7

>/sog/ - Steel Ocean Admiral
Founded November 12, 2015
IRL manager TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY

No shame in losing to /sp/
>>
>>161171690
foster its over with your adminship
i contacted the metaclub discord and we are planning your deadminning
>>
>we had to go up against /sp/
well that explains a lot actually
let's hope we kick the shit out of /rlg/ I guess
>>
We need non-box head players next year and holy shit a new goalkeeper
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3282
>>
>>161171996
If we make it into the main cup we'll have non-box heads. We need to at least draw with /rlg/ if I'm right
>>
>>161172003
>Registered users: Bobda, eatdembeanz, jknpjr, kilozombie, NigglyWiggly, Pomf, SacredAtom, The Friggen Sawbones, yclat
>Pomf
IT'S OVER FOSTER
>>
anyone got caps from the game?
>>
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>>161172228
DO IT POMF
BAN BAN BAN BAN
BAN BAN BAN BAN
BAN BAN BAN BAN
>>
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>>161171690
nice going cunt
>>
>>161172142
They don't even need to be 3d, hell, they BETTER NOT BE 3D.
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>>161172228
That's just Pomf's racist personal assistant Mr. Server (pictured)
>>
I want to hug Fritzl
>>
>>161173386
Hi fritzl
>>
>>161173636
>tfw cant set up tele medbay
She is a shittu only for being naziboo and not russiaboo, cant bet the tunes of lyube.
>>
>>161144647
>Deadmin request against serwind
>For something dragonbro did

Well now
>>
>>161149720
Have the bee person have two states

Regular state is a dense swarm of bees

And their suit is a static object like a construct shell

While the bee swarm is in swarm mode, it can click on a suit to take it over
>>
RIGGED
>>
Fucking assistants shitheads I will fucking swear when I get my antag roll I'll make your life a living hell as you're making mine now
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>>161174032
>mfw after this sawbones shit show everyone will hate them instead of just medbay
>>
>>161174568
I won't hate her. Only discord sheeple like gef or carsh.
>>
>>161175001
thanks me too
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>>161174213
>[01:50:05]ADMIN: MOD: SerWind/(Millhouse): I like making command reports and doing absolutely nothing
>[01:50:11]ADMIN: MOD: SerWind/(Millhouse) : it's great
>>
WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS MOVE AWAY FROM THE SHITTINESS OF BYOND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>161175683
>it's a "snarky" command report -> shuttle recall episode
>>
>>161176835
Hopefully never, PJB.
>>
>>161176835
>>161176835
never ever
>>
>>161176835
I think it's fairly safe to say it literally will never happen before this game dies. And it will die.
>>
>>161144038
You know what would help with the drama?

Killing yourself.
>>
>>161176880
>check logs
>snarky command report is sent by serwind
>dragonbro admin calls the shuttle "I stubbed my toe!"
>Then recalls it
>>
>>161176835
not physically possible at this point in time. If you were going to do it you should have done it 5 years ago
>>
>>161177729
>physically
?
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Imagine a server where there are no rules except no ick ock and Security must actually do their job.
What would that be like?
>>
>>161178207
WHAT
HE
WHAT
MY WAIFU
IS ACTUALLY A HUSBANDO?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>it was in his ass

team, if it makes you feel any better, i liked all of you and think we could have done it if it werent for the ass event
>>
>>161178235
Bomb every round till you're sick of it.
>>
>>161178207
Alisa was a true hero.
>>
>>161178207
A trap is fine too.
>>
>>161178207
it's a trap
>>
>>161178265
You think nobody would space toxins' shit ASAP? Not even Security?
>>
>>161178261
I had nothing to do so I thought "oh well, I'll just put the disk in his ass"
>>
>>161178207
>>161178248
Someday you faggots will stop pretending that waifus are anything but retarded degenerate escapist bullshit that does not even work who you think it does

No, using !!!! and stuttering is not cute, its retarded
>>
>>161178380
I made one of these posts. Just so you know: We don't actually have waifufags. I just make posts like these sometimes to see fags like you get mad
>>
>>161178363
>plasmaflooding every round
>security kills itself every round because one guy gets a taser, tases everyone, then harmbatons them all to death
>ERP everywhere
>people just kill each other at complete random and spend the next 2 hours waiting for shuttle call
did you even play the purge
>>
>>161178235
for that to work at all, silicons would also have to follow their laws
otherwise every salty tider would have AI set to high to griff sec after they ruin their round
>>
>>161178363
Won't prevent me from making bombs in atmos.
Or just welderbombs your shit up senpai.
>>
>>161178207
Bell sends his regards
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>>161178497
>the purge
>>
>>161178497
Yes, I did
There was no Sec because in every single round I played, the Sec lockers became deathmatch as soon as the lights came on
Kinda want to see how would the Purge have actually happened if Sec existed
>>
>>161178646
>if sec existed
They would all die instantly to plasmaflooding or each other
>>
>>161178484
we do have them, there are some threads where its seriously discussed who is a better and "cuter" female player and there is some bullshit drama about not being loyal or something

I know its not shitposting because it actually goes not interrupted
>>
>>161178692
>or each other
Now you're starting to understand
>>
>>161177973
sorry i meant virtually not possible since doing it would require completely recoding the entire game which includes atmospherics, life code, every tiny little detail while being able to remain true to the original game
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>>161144038
The old server cycle remedied the problem.
We've become too established for our own good.
>>
>>161178923
leon?
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>>161178207
>>
>>161178497
E-erp happend!!!!!? *gasp*
>>
>>161179276
Delete this. I'm happier being a girl than myself, why is this a bad thing? It's just a game, character gender doesn't matter.
>>
>>161179461
Because you're not happier being a girl. You're happy getting attention and you have made no attempt at being interesting, likeable, or unobnoxious. So you take the path of less resistance by flipping your gender on the internet and pretending to have something of value (penis slots).

You are still the loser that you were except now you're pretending to be a hyper exaggerated fucktoy and half of us have to ignore you, a quarter of us who are also worthless faggots dream of fucking the idea you represent, and the last quarter of us want to see you fuck off for good because it's so brazenly pathetic that it ruins the atmosphere of the game for them.

tl;dr fuck off to yiffstation you nerd.
>>
>>161179812
I'm still gonna play a girl and no amount of autistic thread posters will change my mind
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>>161179461
don't subject other peeps to ur AGP bb
there are better 'outlets' for u 2 cope w/ that
>>
>>161179994
anon you are confused. I don't really care what you do but what you do is deeply, deeply harmful and pointing that out does not make me the autist.

In fact if you were able to confront and communicate your problems you would be much happier and not chasing digital affection as an opposing gender.
>>
>>161179812
Wew lad. I just like playing female characters occasionally.

Sounds like you're projecting. I don't erp or act like a slut. I just roleplay as that's what the game is about.
>>
>>161180430
I'm not your therapist anon I don't care.
>>
>>161179812
>>161180348
>>161180529
Holds your horses yaqueer
>>
>>161180669
>emoting with an accent
>>
>>161180669
yea no.
>>
>>161180867
>>161180880
>being say gay you hate anything female
Well ain't that the stupidest think you ain't ever heard?
>>
>tfw you love playing as mommi but people mock you for pretending to be an qt independent bot and call you a carbon loser
>>
>>161180669
he makes a fair point
>>
>>161168586
People never know someone is a thrall instead of a general fuckhead.
>People that got gibbed don't have unreasonable expectations that they will get their head put in a new body ASAP
Where have you been nignaga because it sure as shit is not here.
>>
>>161149260
>https://archive.is/G2t39
>i'm not on there
>my waifu isn't on there
how were these found in the first place?
>>
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I like to be the cute homosexual
I don't try to make people think I'm a girl
I even act in an abrasive manner and have literally never used more than one "!" at a time
I just want to be cute and have hot spessmen dick in me, is that too much
>>
Now Hans, I hope you learned a valuable lesson: don't be a dick to someone who just saw you put a fucking emag in your bag, especially in front of security.
>>
>>161181606
FAGWAGON
W H E N
>>
>you stopped playing too early to experience waifus (male)
>>
Can we have a forced random week?
Just a full 7 days of no static names?

I think it would be a healthy mental reset of peoples grudges ya know?
>>
>>161181785
theres a paradigm shift going on. women are out, men are in
>>
>>161181606
Using "!" at all is already cringeworthy enough
>>
>>161181606
I play a gay static but primarily he complains about being lonely and it makes almost no difference ever
>>
Have you ever done legitimately good things that only a traitor could pull off as a traitor?

One time I put a singularity beacon away from the station when it went loose. I wasn't going to let it fuck everyone over because some other asshole wanted to ruin the round.
>>
>>161181848
I try to use it when I'm shouting at people
I like having a little ! appear above my head instead of the ... , it helps to make sure someone can tell who's yelling in a crowd too
>>
>>161181606
I like being cute, I like being told I did a good job, I like talking to people in the bar. I play a female as it makes all of these things possible.

>>161181824
Wouldn't matter. Grudges are no longer in game, they're out of game. On the forums, thread and in the discord.
>>
>>161181929
Operate a store sadly.
>>
>>161181929
One time on a different server the HoS was stunning everyone in the bar 4no raisins, so I esworded him to death and sat back at the bar. Nobody asked any questions, and things proceeded normally
>>
I like to play as a female because I'm playing a game where I make a story of my character in my head.
I don't do anything slutty and I'm not excessively cute nor I pretend to be a girl when asked.
>>
>>161181848
What about when you're shouting exclamations like "Fuck you!" or "Oh, shit!"
Exclamation marks aren't automatically cringeworthy, that's insane
>>
>>161181993
or just use caps like us memelords
>>
>>161182084
Just stop
The only person you're trying to convince here is yourself
Mull it over in your head, your inner ramblings and attempts at justification mean nothing here
People will make their judgment, you cannot change their mind. Not here.
>>
>>161182084
>I like to play as a female because I'm playing a game where I make a story of my character in my head
Why do you have to be a female for that?
>>
I like to play as a girl because I'm a female (male) in real life
>>
>>161181929
one time as a traitor sec officer i was listening into the ai via binary key and realized it was rouge AF. I was able to rally the station together and emag a mommi with orders to kill all sillicons to prevent it from turning into system shock.
And another time when i was tator mechanic and made several emag fabs. The result was sec calling a ert and executing anyone for any crime what so ever which resulted in me rallying the graytide up and killing the ert. The end result was i ended up as the protagonist
>>
Is this a game I can jump in/out of at will? Or is that generally frowned upon?
>>
>>161182259
>>161182207
Why not? I see no harm done in my little and twisted escapism on a forgotten videogame.
>>
>>161182318
Yes it is.
Sign up as botanist or Cargo Tech in your first round then.
>>
>>161182481
BUT I PERSONALLY DON'T DO IT SO ITS BAD.

STOP HAVING UNIQUE OPINIONS FROM ME.
>>
>>161182481
>>161182753
in reality no one cares
and we all know you are pathetic
we don't need to be reminded by your autistic roleplay shit
>>
>>161182318
For the most part no and the wiki tries to make it seem like an uh oh boo boo doubleplus don't do that kind of thing.

Maybe ahelp before you split if you're an AI or head of staff, as a courtesy.
>>
>>161182260
>tfw got Kinefelter Syndrome
My sex chromosome is XXY and it made me always have the hormone levels of that of a little boy, which made me lanky with mantits.
My Adam's apple and balls never dropped, either.
And I have to say, all you guys pretending to be girls for attention, are huge faggots.
>>
>>161183032
>Maybe ahelp before you split if you're an AI or head of staff, as a courtesy.
Well, if you log near roundstart as a head AI or antag without letting admins know, you'll get a job-ban. So it's a bit more than a courtesy.
>>
>Don't play for 2 - 3 weeks
>Don't recognize anyone, except for a handful of people
H-huh!?
>>
>>161183234
Well if you're going to be one of those generally you would make the time beforehand there big guy. It's not like you hand out those to begin with.
>>
>>161183215
pics?
>>
>>161183019
>lol despite going out of my way to attempt to analyze and make assumptions about your behavior i don't actually care lol what a loser
lmao
>>
>>161183215
EROS
R
O
S
>>
So what can I do to harass those players and make them stop playing?
>>
>>161183408
Not sure where you're going with that, just letting you know policy.
>>
Does it feel like the server content has been shit the last week or so?

I can't think of any interesting encounters I've had lately. RP is getting rarer.

It seems like nearly every round, its just some fag blowing up half the station, and loosing the goose.
>>
>>161183359
Everyone's sick of the hippie players
>>
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>>161183561
>go to meet my waifu on eros
>She's dead and infected with an alien disease which kills the entire station

Don't fall for it.
>>
>>161183727
Play at peak hours for action and chaos.
Play during off hours for weird shit.
>>
>>161183603
Oh, that's easy anon.

Gheto surgery is always accessible, just flash or stun, cuff, remove headset and force them to have a sex change there, its in the maint below medbay, cant miss it, bolted down door but that shit is easy to hack in.
>>
>>161183840
What's the ip? I seem to have lost it...
>>
Uhhh...Is the screen supposed to be all black with this beeping noise?

First time player, so I'm lost as fuck. Name's Dick Trickle.
>>
>>161184313
ICK OCK
ENJOY YOUR BAN
>>
>>161184313
Don't post about current rounds in the thread
>>
>>161184387
>>161184356
Sorry, had no idea what's going on. Was actually asking if there's something wrong with my game or not.
>>
>>161184313
>>161184493
What actually is that?
>>
>>161184313
BAN
HIM
>>
You can perma ban 4 people, no appeal, ban evading is impossible.

Who do you pick?
>>
>>161183727
>the last week

Try the last year, ever since the first purge happened.
We invited hippie shitters in, and now they're roaming free, banevading, and inviting their shitter friends. We've been overtaken by Hippie like /pol/ invaded /k/ when the elections started.
>>
>>161185609
me in real life
>>
>>161185609
>Who do you pick?
>sawbones
>kolith
>yahir
>zenny
>>
>>161185609
Carsh,Old Man Logan and Sawbones. Give the 4th slot to some waifu shitter.
>>
>>161185609
pvak
carshalash
chug
yred
>>
>>161185609
TermedClepe2
Sarcalogo
Uqualm
AroundGoronsNeverRelax

Just making sure.
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>>161185948
termedclepe din do
>>
>>161186020
Yeah but he doesn't have the password for that original ckey anymore
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Does the escape shuttle automatically play music now when it gets launched?
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>>161185609
Foster, because he FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
Rei, because he's an annoying, self-important twat who rages in OOC about not-spess shit.
Carsh, because he's a metagayming faggot.
Fritzl, because he's a shitter mechanic and a terrible MD.
>>
>extended
thank god that's over
>>
>>161186516
it always did. and by always I mean since 2013
>>
>>161183497
im analyzing that you fucked your mother as a child then left her to die or something and thats why you want to be a tranny

Better?
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>>161186546
Tomorrow is my redemption.
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>when you're in the mood to fuck someone's day up and see this
Is there any better feeling?
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>massive paranoia over clownshoes
>shuttle
>murders
>extended
>>
>>161185609
Mai Pai because im still mad about three day ban
Cash Hardie since he is an humungous faggot
Ruby for being a fucking shitter
Emilia Davidson for being an unfunny and constant shitter on purpose
>>
what the fuck was up with that mime
>>
Wow guys i kinda feel like i was set up with the whole circular saw thing, i mean c'mon who even left it in the chapel for me. I wont do it again i confessed to my sins.
>>
>>161186939
>that trigger discipline
It's a good thing that gun doesn't actually have a trigger.
>>
>>161186952
THREE
HHRR
RRRE
EEEEE
EEEEE

(3)
>>
>>161186965
a mad lad
>>
>>161185609
Emilia for waifu faggotry
Reica for waifu faggotry
Annie for waifu faggotry
Ailsa for trapfu faggotry
>>
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Celt still hasn't gotten to bug 5 since October 20th

Will he ever?
>>
That was an experience. Good first round, and I might have killed someone else by opening the shuttle because i didn't know what was going on.

Having fun though.
>>
>>161187097
he wont
>>
>>161187012
just don't kill people randomly and bad shit doesn't happen
>>
>>161187086
>ailsa
>literally one of the only legitimately decent players who does his job and does it without being a cunt or a lazy faggot
>banned because they wear dresses as a gimmick

does that mean we're gonna start banning cargotechs when they start """ironically""" wearing drag too? because desu i'd be all for that
>>
>>161187176
Given that it's all hypothetical, sure pal
>>
>>161187176
What's drag?
>>
>>161187113
Oh is that how you two died? I was wondering when the pod docked why the locker was gone
>>
>>161187176
hello Ailsa
>does that mean we're gonna start banning cargotechs when they start """ironically""" wearing drag too? because desu i'd be all for that
YES PLEASE
>>
>>161187268
You need to be at least 18 to post on 4chan, anon
>>
>>161187268
What you do to fags when you smoke them.
You don't drag fags?
>>
How do you speak into your radio without saying it normally too?
>>
>>161187348
I'm 22, I don't come from an english speaking country, sorry
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>>161187349
Did someone say fags?
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>>161187475
Drag, as in crossdressing
You've maybe heard of drag queens
>>
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>be MD
>someone tailgates into chemistry
>i disabled the disposals pump in advance
>have a lube sprayer prepared
I want to play a game.
>>
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>guy doesn't know what crossdressing is and the gays are informing him of it
This is both the gayest and autistic general at the same time.
Fagtistic?
Autismosexual?
>>
>>161187792
I know what crossdressing is, I just didn't know "drag" was a word for it.
>>161187574
Thanks
>>
>>161187792
People don't need to be fags to know fag behaviour and its names, they just need to know it.
>>
Is Stan Rodgers the most ss13 musician ever?
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>all these homos coming out of the woodwork
FAGS VALID WHEN?
>>
>>161188484
if you were stuck on a space sation with primarily guys you'd get gay too
>>
>>161187169
i get it, im not sniveling
>>
/pol/ fuck off

/ss13g/ not /pol/
/ss13g/ not /pol/

politics is not space
this is a general for space
space is not politics, space is space

discuss space, not politics
>>
>>161188596
But you arent in any way stuck, you are just doing a shift there

If you apply that logic, every guy in any guy only school would be a homo.
>>
>>161188723
>2525
>not being gay

what are you, gay?
>>
>>161188596
>>161188723
fuck off shut up this is not the place nor the time for "m-muh pence m-muh day of the rope" memes or "i-i'm not mentally ill" etc etc

this is a general for a videogame, what you are discussing is not even tangentially related to said videogame
discuss the game "Space Station 13" or fuck off back to >>>/pol/
>>
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>>161188678
Post images done in paint of spess
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>3 security players
>rev
excellent coding.
>>
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>the same cargo tech ends up as rev head and immediately outs himself as a rev by failing to flash people twice now
>i'm always in cargo with him when this happens
>>
>>161188805
No, Im not mentaly retarded or irish
>>
>>161187176
>literally one of the only legitimately decent players who does his job and does it without being a cunt or a lazy faggot
What? Plenty of people do their jobs just fine.
>>
>all these gays going full defensive once being called out
HMMMMMMMM...
and I thought you lot were meant to be the secure ones
>>
>>161188805
ITS 2560

I hate this 2525 meme, it's 2560 and it'll be 2561 next year.
>>
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>>161188846
pictured here; old campaign poster for shitty meme-admin

somehow still manages to be better than 95% of the admin team
>>
I want to play sec
any tips?
>>
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>>161189051
>sawbones
>good
I want probe back
I want senaat1 back
they were too good for us but I can't make myself not want them
>>
>>161189236
>senaat
>even half as good as probe
>>
>>161189175
macros and metagaming levels of situational awareness
>>
>>161188859
we got two of the heads

>get locked into arrivals sec office
>no way out because a mechanic revhead hacked the bolts down on me
>figure it's just a matter of time and i'm done for
>clown comes up to the window dragging a welderfuel tank behind him
>puts it infront of the desk
>"shoot i dare you"
>take magboots out of my backpack, put them on, switch them on
>open security locker and stand in it
>egun set to lethal
>"he actually did it!.... help!"
>step over the dieing body of the clown in the space hole where the desk once was
thank you based clown
>>
>>161189414
>macros
explain
>>
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>roboticist finishes creating Tay
>says her first word
>server restart
>>
>>161189423
Based

>>161189463
You can bind things like *fart to a key. So you can instantly fart on people. Or toggle magboots. Whatever.

>>161189236
Should have come to genetics I had a bunch of powers.
>>
>3 sec rest is just revs
>>
>>161189550
How do you make binds?
>>
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>>161189385
no-one can even get close to being a shadow of probe, but I remember senaat being above average
that might be rose tinted goggles though
I want to believe we had more than one good admin at some point
>>
Quick, post the best SMEs you've ever seen.
>>
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>>161190118
>that vox in a dress trying to seduce it's way out
>>
>>161190118
>tfw admin application was denied
>tfw rei, soca, zealotron, kolith, drcelt and mrpain are all admins and I'm not
>>
>>161149260
>all the shitters have asshole names
go figure
>>
>>161190264
someone post nick wellers tri super matter plus Stage 1 singularity
>>
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>>161190295
>vox
>>
>>161190295
those things are just furless cat beasts aka liggers
>>
>>161190379
When you get the guy who built it right first
>>
Snek race when? If we can have 10,000 Bee Man Suit then we can have hundred snake man suit. Or perhaps turks, we allready have cockroaches in the game so it wont be hard.
>>
>>161149260
what the fuck is this shit?
>>
>>161190676
Fuck of Kolith
>>
>>161190676
Maybe gas yourself fur faggot?
>>
>>161190665
wait i thought that entire thing was one of nick's crazy super matter contraptions
>>
>>161190761
>snakes
>fur
?
>>
>>161190872
>Scalefag
>Furfag
>Different
???
>>
>>161191556
>a suit full with snakes hissing around is the same as a single anthropomorphic snek man.
Talk about projection.
>>
>>161192039
>Being obsessed with snakes isn't as bad as being obsessed with foxes
Fuck off furfag. I'm just shitposting, love you really, faggot
>>
>>161179276
>if i keep posting stale memes someone will like me!!!!
>>
>>161181824
>a week of autists

Neck yourself
>>
>>161192726
>impliying most static namers arent autistic fags pretending to be anime girls
>>
>>161192726
>cant even handle a week without being his special snowflake static name internet identity
you're the real autist
>>
>>161193873
TAKING BETS, LADIES AND GENTS. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK KAMMERJUNK COULD LAST WITHOUT A GOOD CERVIX TICKLING?
>>
>>161193873
>>161194002
OH SHIT THAT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A REPLY
>>
>>161194002
About as long as that dead meme you're bringing up
>>
>>161194215
So about nine weeks?
>>
>cockroaches in the bar led to it being set on fire in a desperate attempt to purge them
>which led to ZAS when people opened the doors
>people died because of the cockroaches
>>
>>161194680
>cockroach infestation outside sec
>10 minutes later there is no brig and half the station is dead
Cockroach infestations are insane
>>
>that very last bit on the ship away from the station
but I was clicking you with disarm intent. how come my logs show nothing about my attempting to disarm?
I think this game wont let me be robust
>>
>People I arrested for murder
3
>People I executed for murder
2
>People that were antags
1

SSDD
>>
>>161193873
>can't handle other people using the same name

Just because you're some spergy fuck doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>
How to git gud at geneticist?
>>
>>161194763
never mind I'm an idiot, the game prioritized me trying to stab you in the eyes with the screwdriver I was holding instead of knocking you down
this shit always happens to me I'm getting really fucking sick of it
>>
Vote Hux!
>>
>Trying to heal people in medical as a cargo tech
>'Zenny hunt has put the capsule - Drone in his backpack'
>Ask zenny not to fucking kill us
>He says 'I just found it off a guy'
>2 minutes later he's screaming that he let something loose and it's killing him

Fucks sake Zenny
>>
>>161194845
there's a trick, but the less we mention it, the longer it will go unpatched
>>
>>161194845
Alright, simple steps for standard fare

Go to chenistry and make yourself 80 1 unit rye pills, make clean genetic injectors from the monkeymen, get the block numbers high enough to trigger whatever the hell the genetic thing is, if its good, blue code it, if not, red code it, if it doesn't manifest, its a power and you put it green, when the mobkeymen has been thoroughly fucked by your genetic scrambling, use the clean she on them, rinse and repeat till you get a syringe with only good shit.

Really, I'm a dumbass who can't do it but I can explain how its done, it ain't hard.
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>>161194845
Make your own clonex and fill the cloner
Help medbay when they need help, you fucking nerd that's why you have access
Learn Chems, Surgery, and how to be a M.D. in general
Deal with all cloning -> cryo -> mancrowave
Ask the heads to make a backup scan if it's a ling round
Got free time? Go mess around with your monkemen that you powergaymed and find some powers
Don't go around injecting people with hulk
>>
>be security officer dirk kirksomething
>slow start of the shift
>paramedic ends up dead on Z4 and I go out to find him
>isn't there after checking the entire Z level
>get back
>shit immediately breaks loose with multiple SGPS deaths
>engineers killed the captain in viro
>give him a dunk with a side of rice
>go back to rescue the dead captain
>captain won't clone
>Detective dies in the hall
>HoS dies in security
>get there and see a borg and assistant beating the HoS
>grab the HoS and hightail it before they catch me
>lock the borg get the HoS cloned pass the captains ID to the Warden and tell him he's the Captain now
>get to security but it's empty except for
>THE PARAMEDIC I WENT TO RESCUE LOOTING THE ARMORY
>he shoots me
>I shoot him dead
>find the guy that killed the captain and stuff him
>round ends
>there were 4 more antags running about

That round needed a few more for the redtide. I hope you got out okay Warden. You and I were on point.
>>
>>161195459
I think he meant people who play geneticist, not autismo doctors.
>>
>>161195580
I was a traitor that round, and holy shit

The Warden and HoS were my biggest allies, since all I had to do was get a Hand Tele and escape alive
>>
>>161195926
Geneticist isn't about sitting in your desk doing fucking nothing while medbay's on fire son
>>
>>161195459
>Ask the heads to make a backup scan if it's a ling round
Offer anyone backup scans at any point, shits cash
>>
>>161195984
I mean, technically they are science, they don't owe medbay anything anon.

Yeah, its a good thing to help out, no doubt, but they don't need to. They are there to be geneticists, not docs, if they were to be docs, they would be signing up as doctors.
>>
>>161188678
SPACE POLITICS IS POLITICS NERD, FUCK OFF TO SPAUMBLER YOU VOX FAGGOT
>>
>>161195960
No - the Captain was. He kept sending us after the wrong people over the hand tele.
>>
>>161148997
What Pokemon is that?
>>
>>161197119
IT'S PIKACHU
>>
>>161197218
Nop.

>>161197119
pic related
>>
>1 ops die to doorcrush which kills 3 other ops
>We still win

Yay I guess?
>>
>it's another zenny lets the antags win by logging out episode
>>
>>161149974
Someone else posted it there ages ago.
>>
>>161147242
Kinda crappy, no guro or robot legs
>>
>>161151769
Pomf, Aurx, and (maybe?) MrPain
>>
>>161197596
Only Pomf.
>>
>>161194973
>>
>>161197632
1 0 0 %

s
u
r
e

that Aurx can

>>161197665
sssssssssssssh.
11 more posts and we'll hit 800

t. new OP
>>
>>161196168
supervisors = "the chief medical officer and research director"
Geneticists are just as much medbay as they are science, try being helpful for once in your life
>>
>>161198186
They're actually more medbay than science.
They obey the RD, but technically don't belong to the department.
They obey the CMO, and ARE a subset of Medbay staff.
>>
>>161198279
>>161198279
They are a subset of both on the manifest
>>
>>161198716
>They are a subset of both on the manifest
They are *purely* a subset on Medbay in the git repo.
>>
>>161196168
>I mean, technically they are science, they don't owe medbay anything anon
fucking hilarious
so next time nobody is doing the R&D and you're playing geneticist, are you gonna do it?
Because I've quite literally never seen that happen.
>>
Is Hime cute?
>>
>>161126615
Rev rounds are great.

I remember being converted, and getting into a fight with a non rev. We gored eachother, and then wasting ages running around the room trying to get the last hit in.

Then they got converted, and it was all okay.
>>
>>161149260
Jesus christ, that's spooky as fuck
>>
>>161149260
>not on the list because I stopped playing for a while around that time
I'm a fucking genius of anonymity.
>>
>>161200690
Not him, but the CMO always comes in and asks for help. The RD doesn't. Medbay always needs more hands, it's just how it is.
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