/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

First for Mallory Brooks

second for aisla
She's a great husbando, and all mine!

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Which waifu has the biggest feminine penis?

Tips on Geneticist? I got no clue what the fuck im doing but I love this job

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>>161015293
If the number you're pulsing is 0, 1, 2, or 3, (all the blocks start there) you have something like 60% chance to get D+ in one go by setting the duration amount to 20. Otherwise, always keep the duration to 2. Obviously 20 seconds is a long time so this is best done when you're using 2 terminals at once.
When pulsing there's always a chance to randomly pulse the next block instead (i.e. you pulse block 2 but the effect goes to 3 instead), unless the block is >27 then it pulses the PREVIOUS block instead. To prevent this from fucking you up too much, always work from 1 going up until you do half of the blocks, and then skip to the last one and start backwards. Or if you're using 2 consoles, start from the bottom up with one and top down with the other.
Do the mutagen cheez
After a radstorm, ask over the radio if anyone got ~cool powerzzz~. If so try to get them to come over, look at their DNA, you can tell apart their powers from their disabilities because the (major) powers will be at DAC+ while the disabilities and shitty powers will be at 800. It's really hard to make happen but you can get free xray or something once in a blue moon.

Sawbones for headmin
Pain for deadmin

>>161015958
Headmin pain, deadmin celt

>>161015583
AILSA!
AILSA!
PATRICK BATEMAN!

>>161015150
Reica,mallory,julia,kaylie,annie, and catherine are all confirmed futas

when someone else gets krampus'd
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3253&p=16737&hilit=krampus#p16745
when i get krampus'd
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3267#p16828

>>161015804
Oh fuck thats cool, thanks!

BUFF pAIS

>>161016316
I don't think I ever see those things at all.

>>161016424
Nobody played borer before the buff, too.

>>161016478
What did they buff?

I only played for like two weeks in February and stopped because Chem autism was making suicidal.

Came back recently and enjoying doing actual shit.

>>161016641
Literally everything. Borer were only Cordical Borers before, chem dispensing headslugs. Now they "bore" in your body and have very different evolutions that go from Bone Swords to Flesh Hooks and all kind of crazy shit.

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I get hugged all the time, how can i hug back?

>>161016857
Yeah I had one grappling me all over the place a couple days ago.

That was neat shit.

>>161016905
press four, then five, then click on the person you want to hug

>>161016316
Bein able to card the AI inside a pAI when?

What do spider bots do?

Are they restricted the same as a MoMMI or can they just do whatever the fuck they want?

>>161016014
I thought you had good taste but then you said Patrick Bateman.

>>161017217
They're simple mobs, thye can't do much as they don't have hands nor modules. At least they can ventcrawl and spook the AI since they do active the turrets somehow

>>161017308
Patrick is in the 'bad husbandos' spot, dummy.

>Your waifu will never get drawn
Feels bad

>>161017325
I see, so they can just run around irritating people like a metallic assistant.

>>161017308
literally the worst. Unfaithful, chase tier antics, shunned by the community.

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>>161017412
>your waifu did get drawn

>>161017412
>your wiafu is drawn
>It's an ''original donut steel' with a transexual nose job by xenovix

>>161017980
okay well post a link to the full

>>161018092
but hyuns a shitty waifu

>>161017980
Hyun is a nice waifu. Too bad eli is less than faithful

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>a clown gets banned for someone else running into a supermater shard in the chapel because the clown put it there for a gimmick that was going fine until a retard runs into it and kills five people
>retard that ran into the shard doesnt get punished

>a captain gets banned for someone else getting a bomb and detonating it
>the person who detonated the bomb isnt punished

meanwhile carsh gets permabanned for metagaming, gets unbanned, metagames again, gets permabanned again, and then gets unbanned again.

Beating my doppelganger to death with an RPD that round really gave me some insight into how I would actually react if I had a clone

>tfw follow space law and report suspicious things to sec

is there anything better?

>>161018152
i dont care about who it is I just want to see it

>>161018703
Yeah, nothing gets better than getting stiches, ya snitch.

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>>161018764
forgot to spoiler

Hey can we be nice to each other today, on thanksgiving?

>>161019135
No, white man took land, white man must be punished, away white man,you do not belong on our sacred server.

>>161017308
>>161017351
>>161017717
One of the few to actually court his waifus, which would make him, however shitty, still better than most of you.

>>161019502
>this post
So that means Omega is better than most other waifufags?
Or Spergay?
Kurt?
Can you seriously say that any of these people, Shiggy included, is a better waifufag than most other waifufags?

>>161019703
Was Omega or Kurt successful with them?
Shiggy is perhaps the waifufag when it comes to that stuff, and in my 4 years I cannot remember anyone who would be such a big detriment to the waifufag movement.

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>Playing on tg
>Spawn as ash walker
>Camp generated right next to the mining outpost
>First miner sees me, I tell him to leave
>A couple minutes later, several miners show up and raid the place, along with an asshole revenant working with them for some reason
>Burn through half of the starting eggs trying to defend the place, but get rekt easily
>In deadchat, I hear that the AI is the one who made them do it, it wanted the combat upgrade and didn't think to just ask for it
>They leave and take one of the last eggs with them after sacking the place
>Spawn in the last egg they left, bury the dead
>One of the miners shows back up and tries to recruit me on his adventures, as if he didn't just raze my land and slaughter my tribe
>He thinks I'm being a dick for not being on board
>On his way out, he blows some gibtonite which kills me
And that's the tale of how the white man destroyed my people

>But wait, they took an egg back to experiment on
>Spawn in, the scientists taking care of it went braindead and the "cage" they set me up in has a single unreinforced glass pane
>Break out, kill them, disguise myself as a scientist and leave
>We Lizgo Unchained now
>See some greyshit arresting the captain for killing someone, I don't even fucking know
>Try to bully the greyshirt to take the captain's ID but the asshole revenant shows up again and makes our walking movement fuck up
>Keep failing at being robust but eventually manage to get the captain's ID
>He runs away with the captain because he thought I was trying to free him

>>161020092
You have to go back.

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>>161020092
>On my way to the AI chamber to get sweet revenge for my lost brothers and my imprisonment, I hear the announcement
>AI armed the nukes
>Someone had fucking one human'd it, and with the combat upgrade they took from my camp it had malf powers
>It wasn't the white man's fault, it was the robut the whole time
>Get to the AI sat, it's focused on other things and hasn't noticed me
>Right when I get to the panel to disable the turrets, that fucking revenant shows up again and stuns me
>A few seconds later the door opens and I get lasered to death
>Everyone was surprised the AI was malf
>Nobody even knew I had broken out since the AI never reported the dead scientists
>Humans nuked, tribe killed for nothing by people who were tricked into it, I die just before getting my revenge and becoming a hero
It's like a fucking greek tragedy

>>161020152
No

>>161020241
>>161020092
Fuck off TG. Go back to your cancer-cesspool.

>>161018390
stop falseflagging

>>161020305
We did it reddit

>>161014921
Did anyone ever get punished for that massive bomb in the courtroom?

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Tips on how to court Rail?
Should I also be a vox?

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>>161020305
>non-lifeweb players think they're not all reddit

>>161020828
No, Rail is clearly into humans.

>>161020828
Make puns at her.

>>161019916
>movement
Also, Shiggy wasn't successful with anyone either.
A total failure both here and in real life.

>>161020917
>shilling lifeweb
Unpleasant
>>161021204
I'm actually doing good, flying to Moscow on the 10th and a new life awaits

>traitor disconnects 10 minutes into the round
>permabanned from antag
>captain leaves the game at round start
>permabanned from captain
>geenkeys instantly disconnects at round start when he'sa vox raider and part of a team
3-day ban from raider, not antag in general even

uh
please explain?

>>161020828
Get her sweaters

>>161021470
>banning admin: zealotron
Do you need more?

>>161021657
Yeah I want someone at least giving Geenkeys an antag ban on top of the raider one.

>>161021312
Shiggy who would you argue is the most pathetic waifufag of them all

omega, kurt, or freak

>>161021613
Hm, I wonder if she'd like the turtleneck.

Is there a way to replace motorized wheelchair batteries?

>>161020828
Court a different, better Vox, like Kayahi

>>161023718
kayahi only wants to be with rail

>https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5eppon/grieving_for_griefly/
Thoughts?

>>161024952
PJB is fucking retarded if he honestly thinks anyone wants to play a shitty 3D remake other than Hippie-tier faggots

>>161021470
As a traitor, I've disconnected less than 10 minutes into the round literally dozens of times. Disconnecting as a head is reaaally common too. I never got banned for it.

>>161024952
PJB, look, I get you have good intentions, but mate, I got no respect for anything you say since the design document, alright pal.

I know you mean well, I sincerely do, but jesus fuck, quit with the autism. If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't use the flair and don't make a autistic post describing how a remake is flawed up the ass.

>>161025717
You haven't been noticed then, both of those are against the rules

>>161025574
No he wants a 2D remake

>>161024952
>not grid-locked

It's already almost impossible to remake SS13 with all it's features. But remake it, into a non-grid locked game?

Way too ambitious

R.I.P Primulus
http://primulusgame.com/

>>161026742
oompa, loompa, doompity dill

take your garbage elsewhere, you shill

>>161026742
Dude that thing died like two years ago where have you been

>>161026863
Fuck off reddit

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>admins let me see ghosts
>Can barely see anything
>admins begin flinging me around
>I couldn't kill the last guy because of this
even if I hadn't been admemed, I think borers count and I didn't have a knife

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>chaplain gets teleported to the Grim Reaper's dimension to fight the clown
>one of his arm borers repeatedly hooks Grim and pulls him around
FLAGRANT DISRESPECT

>>161026863
Your rhythm's off.

>>161027005
There were borers, MoMMIs, and MMIs, you were doomed from the start

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FUCK YOU ZELDA
LEARN ENGLISH BEFORE YOU PLAY ON THIS SERVER YOU EASTERN FUCK

>>161027005
Everyone saw the ghosts. I wouldn't have dumbly been stunlasered by you if I could have seen you were the only person in escape

>>161027105
What do you mean? Brazilian underages and 30 years old russians are already half of our playerbase.

serb?

>>161027115
>>161027005
He wasnt. You tried to kill me twice. I deathgasp'd twice. Borer saved me. I tried for you to come kill me so I would stunpen then laser you, but you didnt fell for the bait

>>161027026
that fight was fun as fuck, glad i became a borer instead of getting my head put back on

>>161027218
>Getting in melee range
>when you have no less than three guns
>on a *You feel a small prick* round
Besides, not like you could have reached me
INFINITE
SYNDIE
SOAP

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>be tator clown
>decide to murderbone
>actually going well, pretty happy with it
>get teleported to another dimension to fight the chaplain
>right as the fight was about to begin, features
>screen stopped updating, could only see the (lagging) chat and sounds
>even before the fight began I told them in LOOC that I was featuring
>got killed anyway
>ENCORE
>win
>ENCORE
>lose
>ENCORE
>lose

serbia?

serb ded?

>>161027306
that wasnt the plan. I got inside a locker. You'd open it, I'd stunpen you, then close for the second it takes for you to be stunned. Then I'd just laser you.

>>161027309
i can't believe no one caught you for muderboning till the duel with death

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>tfw the megaghost adminbus threw me around so hard it unplugged the server

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anyone got the CMO HoS comic that's made from the movie Outland?

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>everytime im ready to kill xenos and traitors with my flamethrower i get disarmed before i can flame people
>everytime i go antag i get killed by another antag after setting up my stuff fucking up the station
Atleast the station partly gets kaput, ima go full kind now.

How do you remove floors as MoMMi?

>>161027309
If your screen's freezing download the beta patch.

>>161026326
It's a simple idea that many 2D games have already implemented. Localized 'grids' and then a large universal coordinate system where there is no grid.

>>161027964
Where?

>>161027309
You could've been the ULTIMA BORER REAPER
if you didn't tell me to fuck off when I wanted to murderbone with you.

Robocop Law 1 is obsolete since the Law is Public Trust.
Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

>>161028424
I don't remember telling you to fuck off

>>161029460
Is it within the public trust to arrest the HoP for breaking into the armory when he is the only head left and the revolution is about to murder his shit?

Of course not. Therefore, public trust =/= Space law.

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>>161027719
>everytime im ready to kill xenos and traitors with my flamethrower i get disarmed before i can flame people

It isn't hard learning offense and defense tactics for being robust.

>everytime i go antag i get killed by another antag after setting up my stuff fucking up the station

You just have to learn how to be properly evil so you can take less time on methods.
Its not about the killing sometimes but making the other people on the station feel strongly about something in their lives through a single round and push them to be more creative on approaching the game.

>>161029841
>He doesn't even philosophize
>He doesn't read Kant
>What is legal positivism?
One could argue against your opinion for hours, but I do not feel like creating a wall of text here.
So I'll save it for the bwoink

top ten sluttiest waifus?

What's up with the server?

>put 4u of mednanobots in cryo
>they don't work at low temperature, but since they only metabolize when healing, patients will come out with 2u in them, sometimes 4u
>once they heat up the bots will start working
>cryo is now an actual magic healing tube
y/n?

>>161030082
Nigga what. If you remove law 1 then you have to obey space law in all cases, which means that you would be forced to arrest the HoP for B&E into a high secure area.

An admin would just use your wall of text as a ban reason and ban you from Silicons.

>>161029541
You told a certain borer to fuck off outside of your room, that borer ran straight towards the chaplain and told the rest to come to him as well. You could've gained my power clown, we could've taken over the world together. CHAIN OF EVENTS.

>>161030212
Yes. Following the law to the letter can be seen as Public Trust.
I hope we never reach high enough technology to create a fully functional AI.
Because of tards like you not understanding the difference between objective and subjective lawsets it would end up killing us all or something.

>>161029868
The fuck happened in those last two pictures?

>>161030356
In that situation you would be working against the public trust as your actions wouldn't help the public trust since you would let an innocent die to an enraged mass that are rioting on baseless grounds and killing innocents.

>>161020828
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>>161023814
Kill yourself you fat neckbeards

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hi guys. its been so long, im downloading byond now. Do you still love me ? or am i forgotten ?

>>161030945
>>161030945
>do you still love me
Yep totally love the "i only play clown for easy coin" gimmick

>>161030691
u mad

Whats a good Detective's gimmick?

>>161030945
are you shoe snatchin willy?

>>161031429
that coin is actually hard to get. you have to robust 4 greytiders.

>>161031643
Actually doing your job.

>>161031643
Actually doing your job. EVERYBODY loves a court case with real evidence.

>>161031672
no, im baking soda. the ultimate greytide shitter clown. i think i still own the spare id steal record. but i dont do this anymore, now im a changed player.

>>161031776
>>161031807
>Actually doing your job.-mind
lol

>>161031643
Be adachi, be a rude ass motherfucker to bitches and whores, get trials, and execute hilarious sentences.

Make women have to walk on glass barefoot if declared guilty, make a guy fight a goliath with his fists alone to win freedom, shoot for the eyes and give everyone wooden hands when you chop them off.

>>161031875
>tiding clown

I sincerely dont think you have changed all all, but then again, I used to be a turbo shitter anyhow. Don't be a massive faggot with stolen all access and you are good in my eyes.

Also, if you feel like basic slips, remember, electrolizer with silicate, add water to the result and you get space lube.

>>161031875
>i think i still own the spare id steal record.
ahahaha

Tell me anons, what other games do you play when not playing space?

I've been dipping my toes in fallen London, trying to grind up to finaly get that fucking mystery leaked. I will find the name dammit, even if it fucking kills me

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Hey guys in like two weeks I want to start working on fixing cult and I need some ideas and shit.

Proposed changes
>No non-cultist players alive on station leads to cult victory
>If all 9 of the harvesters that nar nar summons are killed then nar nar gets sent back to his own world, ending in cult failure
>Initial 9 harvesters are buffed and given a half-assed lore thing where they anchor nar nar to our world
>If one of the initial 9 harvesters leave the station they die
Basically this means that after the round ends you don't just have to watch nar nar shuffle back and forth for 15 minutes while deadchat cry about using ghosts to summon, and eventually the cult will lose a round after summoning nar nar and it will be fucking crazy.

Any feedback would be nice, also suggestions for other shit to change (but I'm not good at coding so keep it simple holy shit)

>PJB sperging out, name drops us on R*ddit
Why?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5eppon/grieving_for_griefly/

>>161033595
How about no? Because of all the things wrong with cult, narsie being a win condition isn't one of them.

>>161033602
>You may have noticed I'm a coder for a server
>A very special server that I'm not supposed to talk about
>It's a server that I'm really not supposed to talk about though, you see, so I can't talk about how I'm a coder for that server
>That server I'm a coder for that a lot of people play and is good? I can't talk about it
>But anyway what I was meaning to say is that there's this server
>This server that I code for, as a coder
>PM me if you want to know the details about this server
>The server I'm not supposed to talk about, that I'm the coder for
>Just PM me if you want to know about it

>>161033595
>No non-cultist players alive on station leads to cult victory
>Turning Cult into murderbone with bloodmagic
No

>>161033595
>Cult
*throws up*

>>161033862
I forgot to say that that's only after nar nar is summoned, to end the round quicker

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>>161033828
Oh, right. The server.
The server I code for.
The server chosen specially for this post.
/vg/'s server

>>161033595
the biggest change cult needs is the thing where you can auto-write a rune if you have all the words for the rune.

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>>161033602
What
The
Fuck

>>161033602
I hope the panic bunker still exists

>>161030945
No on loves you, no one needs you. Not now, not ever. Stay gone.

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>>161034056
It does, but funny enough PJB coded it so only he can manipulate it.

>>161033595
Alright, real talk, if cult manages to summon fucking narsie, instant round end.

Make everyone at cult know all the dang words they all know. So if the 3 stooges know 1 different word each, make all 3 know them round start instead of needing to waste a talisman for communication.

Make having the words memorizer open and the actual rune creator actually work.

Make it so you can store a slip of paper talisman in the book and smacking someone with it triggers it for shits and giggles.

Make it so cult can make narsie bibles out of regular books and make it so you can disguise the book of narnar with porn or WGW.

Make it so a convert rune in a Borg makes it into a construct artificer if engie medical or service, make it so a sec one would be a jugger and the rest into wraiths.

Rune to make you stun resistant, needs two people to do it on you, drains some blood, but hey, would be good for balsy cult.

>>161034158
ITS AN INSIDE JOB
QUICK, ENABLE ANTAGS ROLES AND BE YOUR WORST

>>161034185
>Alright, real talk, if cult manages to summon fucking narsie, instant round end.
But then all the corrupted sprites will be wasted and whoever made them will shout at me
>Make everyone at cult know all the dang words they all know. So if the 3 stooges know 1 different word each, make all 3 know them round start instead of needing to waste a talisman for communication.
I'd rather just change how communication talismans work, I want cult to need at least a little teamwork instead of being powergamers in separate maints
>Make having the words memorizer open and the actual rune creator actually work.
I don't know what that is but I'll figure it out
>Make it so you can store a slip of paper talisman in the book and smacking someone with it triggers it for shits and giggles.
I like this one
>Make it so cult can make narsie bibles out of regular books and make it so you can disguise the book of narnar with porn or WGW.
Also this one
>Make it so a convert rune in a Borg makes it into a construct artificer if engie medical or service, make it so a sec one would be a jugger and the rest into wraiths.
That sounds strong as fuck, skipping soul stone completely and removing one of cults biggest threats
>Rune to make you stun resistant, needs two people to do it on you, drains some blood, but hey, would be good for balsy cult.
I'm not sure how something needing two people would work but I'll give it a go

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11018#issuecomment-262653742
>There's a ton of controversy about this change
>Open another PR about the same change and I will merge it "ASAP"
What did he mean by this?

>>161033962
Pull the lever Kronk!

>>161034645
Alright then, 5-10 minutes tops, classic music is great, but over 25 minutes to round end is just a no.

Alright, any plans for that? I'd be thinking something like the common stones

Narsie bible has the words section and the rune maker right, and some people don't remember the words perfectly every time, so they open the words again, and then make the rune. Having it so the words could be in a little window and having the book work would be great, sae for the ability to quick cast a rune if you already did it once.

Borg's are a major threat, but you emp them and they are dead anyways. Making it so they can assist you well and making cult balsy in their early times by converting Borg's would be a good power love and incentivise balsy high risk high reward actions. Plus, keeps Borg's in the round.

You know the sacrifice rune? Put someone in it, get people to use it while someone stands on it, boom, effects.

If borers aren't allowed to kill their hosts why are they allowed to evolve chems like Space Drugs and Radium?

>>161035075
space drugs are fun

radium can be used for ghetto virology

>>161033595

Nerf ghosts; make it so single cultist can't summon nar nar by himself if he has access to the chem dispenser or is a diona


this would also make it so you don't have to worry as much about the lone space autist flooding the station with esword hulks after you deal with everyone else

>>161025946
Absolutely none of what he said is related to the design document or gameplay design at all
>If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't use the flair
On-point
>If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't make a autistic post describing how a remake is flawed up the ass.
How the FUCK are those related?
Is this post even supposed to make sense?

>>161033595

randomize the rune writing damage to 3-6 so it's harder to metagame

>>161035025
>Alright then, 5-10 minutes tops, classic music is great, but over 25 minutes to round end is just a no.
Shuttle gets called the second nar nar spawns so it can't go over 15 minutes (but it still feels like 40), but I was gonna add some more win conditions for cult after nar spawns in, so that it will end faster
>Alright, any plans for that? I'd be thinking something like the common stones
I haven't really put much thought into it, but some way to communicate using just the books would be nice, like using a pen on it lets you write a message in everyone's book and people communicate through that
>Narsie bible has the words section and the rune maker right, and some people don't remember the words perfectly every time, so they open the words again, and then make the rune. Having it so the words could be in a little window and having the book work would be great, sae for the ability to quick cast a rune if you already did it once.
Ready made runes sounds good, I'll have a go at that. Quick cast would probably fuck up balance though since people would be able to place a convert rune while running from greytide then click it as they get toolboxed
>Borg's are a major threat, but you emp them and they are dead anyways. Making it so they can assist you well and making cult balsy in their early times by converting Borg's would be a good power love and incentivise balsy high risk high reward actions. Plus, keeps Borg's in the round.
It's not that difficult to subvert the AI and borgs, and being able to change a borg into a construct would make it far more efficient than using a person, cult rounds would end up with people just converting the roboticist then murderboning and dropping the bodies off there since it would be the best way to play cult
>You know the sacrifice rune? Put someone in it, get people to use it while someone stands on it, boom, effects.
I dunno that still seems strong as fuck

character limit sucks lmao

Green haired Devil?

>>161016103
Is anyone more unpopular than Carsh right now? Should have just eaten the ban for 1 week then appeal it when everyone would have forgotten about it. What a child.

>>161035463
Do extremely bad decisions and I doub your judgement for good.

Because he atracts mass attention and everyone knows he is vg, and people then associate vg with a retard and vg gets brought up anyways with his banner thingamajig that might as well be a giant neon sign saying "IM A FUCKING VG CODER, BUT I SAY ITS FROM A SERVER THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED DESPITE ALMOST EVERYONE KNOWING ITS VG SO IM NIT TECHNICALLY BRINGING ATENTION TO VG DIRRECTLY BUT INDIRECTLY"

He also straight up mentions vg in his fucking posts. Its pjb, you expect him not to fuck up

>>161035343
I don't want to remove a feature but I can't think of any way to nerf ghost summoning, adding a limit to the amount of ghosts you can use seems like the obvious answer but I don't want to look into that code because it will scare me

>>161033217
Holy shit these lights look so much better, why are we using the current ones?

>>161018390
SME should just be spaced at the start of the shift and any QM who orders a new should be lynched and thrown into space alongside his new shard.

Nothing good ever comes of the shard worse than building the sing, and it's power production can't even really be autismed so it is a meh engine to start with.

>>161035851
Is anyone more unpopular than Carsh right now?
The answer is ALWAYS Dattinderbox.

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It's a good day to be a chef.

>>161035721
Sounds good.

That actually sounds perfect mate.

But you need to stay still to make a rune anon, and it takes like 5 seconds to do it anyways, it couldn't be used to power game a chase.

Alright, I'll admit, the roboticist part is true, can we atleast get the Borg to be blown and a soul shard to appear then? Since you cannot convert non organics, leat you can do is make that right?

Truth be told, since stuns rule all and slips are just as bad, a guy in full cult can't actually be a murder machine with a sword and robes anyhow, this would just enable that.

Also, let the robes rune actuallybdress you up completely instead of only the things you are not wearing, make activating it drop all of your equipped shit and then equipping you the robes.

>>161035956
Yes that's the bit that I said was on-point
Everything else in your post made no sense

>>161036391
Thanksgiving was last month, dipshit

>>161036176
That's more of a "love to hate" sort of thing though.

what do advanced mime gloves do?

>>161036449
>Cucknada

>>161036462
finger gun! bang bang!

>>161036451
It's not, he's insufferable

>>161021470 here
>CANT pick And CHOOSE aNTAG ROLLS

thanks zealot

>>161036394
>But you need to stay still to make a rune anon, and it takes like 5 seconds to do it anyways, it couldn't be used to power game a chase.
I didn't know that, only been cultist a couple of times and all of them involved me walking around confused for like 20 minutes before someone else summoned nar
>Alright, I'll admit, the roboticist part is true, can we atleast get the Borg to be blown and a soul shard to appear then? Since you cannot convert non organics, leat you can do is make that right?
The first hurdle for a loud cult is normally getting enough soulstones for juggies and I don't want to make that easy as fuck to do, I think that using a soulstone on an MMI would work though, since that means destroying the borg then bringing them back into the round
>Also, let the robes rune actuallybdress you up completely instead of only the things you are not wearing, make activating it drop all of your equipped shit and then equipping you the robes.
That sounds like a bug so I'll have a look at it

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>>161036878
the reasoning for it is to not get you killed by swapping out your space suit with cult robes

>>161036116
It's pretty hard to fuck up the SME.

>>161037016
Source?

>>161033602
>we have click-drag construction
can anybody remind me what it is, I already forgot

>>161036116
Hot memes senpaitachi

>>161036391
>No waifus

>>161037129
http://doujins.com/fpcdpakd

>>161036414
Okay, simplified.

If he already attracts attention to vg

Making a new shitstorm in reddit will only get more attention to vg.

So, him doing a shitstorm is inately bad.

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>>161037240
They were getting their stuffing somewhere else.

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Well, we're in the qualifier.
Prediction: We're gonna get meme'd on, hard.

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>>161015012
>>161015150
>>161015583

>>161036878
More you know mate

Borg's are not easy mate, they will defend themselves and will no doubt incapacitate you if you do not go in prepared with a emp, sec borgs in particular. Being rewarded for stealthily or aggressively dealing with your major opponent seems good to me mate.

Other anon said why, so forget about it.

Good luck mate.

>>161035731
Who?

>>161037656
Thanks senpai

>>161036115
>why are we using the current ones?
Because
>It's le goon so it's le better xDD

>>161037685
"Sticky" Ricky

Why has Zenny not been banned yet.

>>161037461
Fucking animal crossing man, no way we can lose.

>>161037461
Have faith in Pomf faggot

>>161037461
What timezone is that?

>>161037829
He who erped a slime?

>>161037320
Yes
That's the part of your post that is on-point.
Everything else made no sense.
Do YOU need this post simplified?

>>161038010
Pomf unbanned someone who literally was proven to have metacommed, for no reason.

Yeah, faith in the big cluck is at a all time low.

>>161037838
wow ic in ooc
banning the last guy to be robusted validly by Zenny
- t. admin

>tfw Chemistry is boring as fuck

Do i really need to know this to go onto the CMO role?

>>161038504
If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't make a autistic post describing how a remake is flawed up the ass.

>illogical

>He attracts attention to vg
>he makes a shitstorm and mentions vg and the project
>all because of some bullshit remake, he got everyone's attention at him, the server, and the project

>logical

>If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't make a autistic post describing how a remake is flawed up the ass.
>everything the above has done
>Still illogical

What the fuck us this shit, am I just too tired for this

>>161038724
Yes, don't fucking try to CMO without chem or you will be humiliated.
The only role that is acceptable to have 0 chem knowledge is Paramedic.

If you don't know I suggest ask for help.

>>161038724
Learn how to make the basic chems
There's a quick guide on the chemistry guide.
MDs and Chemists will often make the meds for you, but learning how to read the chemistry guide in a pinch is very important for a Head of Staff.

>>161034853
The current one has conflicts. He is going to fix all the conflicts and issue a new one.

>>161038724
If you play CMO without knowing chemistry i will remove your limbs

>>161038948
>>161038912
>>161038902

Yeah i didnt think so. I did a round as one a day or two ago and i really didnt find it fun. especially since the other chemist was great and did it all in 5 minutes. I guess ill keep trying

Why doesn't always random body ever stay ticked?

Am I doing something wrong?


Also is it true that running as a random name every round will make me less likely to get banned by not being memorable to the angry mob that is this thread?

>>161037095
at best it's a meh engine that produces meh power compared to an autismed RUST or TEG. At worst it is going deleaminate and fuck shit up OR get dragged around the station by the cluwn using it as an MSPaint eraser.

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>>161037780
>mfw goonchat stuck because of le funny grey face april fools joke

>>161039208
>Also is it true that running as a random name every round will make me less likely to get banned by not being memorable to the angry mob that is this thread?
Yes.
t. undercover shitler for years

>>161037461
What am I looking at?

>>161039208
Yes
As demonstrated by both BANVALIDS, the thread is a massive force to getting shitters banned, whether or not it's entirely consistent with the rules.
Hell, just say "POMF BAN THIS GUY" and it'll probably happen.
Therefore, randomname and randomappearance completely exempts you from meme magic 90% of the time.

>Be Urist Bananatrusts
>put supermatter shard in the chapel for clown gimmick
>assistant runs into it because LOL SO FUNNY GRIFF
>radiation kills myself and three other people
>I get banned for it

>Be Urist Lanternplasma
>clown slips me and takes my backpack full of bombs
>clown bombs the station
>I get banned because I made the bombs

>Be Urist Greydressed
>Dont get antag
>Nothing going on an hour into the round
>Tab out to do shitpost while in the bar
>Permanently banned for not playing unless I'm antag

>Sawbones admits to tabbing out in the bar when he's not antag to play runescape
>Gets made admin

>Carsh metagames, gets banned, has his ban lifted, metagames a second time, gets banned a second time, and has it lifted a second time

People defend will defend this.

>>161039305
>Hell, just say "POMF BAN THIS GUY" and it'll probably happen.
As long as it's not the metaclub though

>>161039061
Chem is awful. Kinda try brute forcing it for a bit and you'll figure it out after a while. It eventually becomes muscle memory. I made the mistake of doing chem and nothing BUT Chem when I was new and got burnt the fuck out and hated the game.

>>161039390
>pomf shows up in thread
>"POMF BAN CARSH"
>pomf bans carsh
i mean yeah he changed his mind later due to unknown magic forces but thread threw him right into the ban

What's the recipe for toxin?
Can it even be produced?

>>161039489
AND WHO DO YOU THINK THREW HIM RIGHT TO THE UNBAN HMMM? ITS ALL THE SAME.BOTH SIDES ARE PARROTING EACH OTHER

>>161039347
What fucking gimmick requires a supermatter shard?


And why would you need bombs?

Did you try appealing either of those?

Let's say you never bothered to appeal it. The admins would you exactly what I just did.

Can you justify why putting those things out shouldn't get you banned?

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>>161039643
>toxins exists on the station
>but if you use it, even if you never actually intend to bomb anything, you get permabanned

>>161039643
Not him, but why should having bombs in your backpack get you banned?

As scientist it's literally part of your job.

>>161038929
Yes, I meant the "will be merged ASAP despite controversy" part.

>>161039643
He isn't urist mate, he is greentexting about people who are named urist and that dis those things and got away from bans.

Carah literary was proven to metagame and still pomf let him go. All others were left unharmed for it.

>>161039720
Toxins exists contained in its own little space.

As a non antag why would you need to remove them from that area?

>>161039853
Because I'm waiting to get autotraitored

>>161039934
That's retarded.

So is pomf a cluck

>>161039853
For the round end shuttle griff

>>161039982
You're retarded.

>>161039643
I'll answer those if you can find a way to rationalize why someone who got perma'd for metagaming twice is still allowed to play.

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>>161039347
>people hated baycode
>busta shitposts a bunch
>gets called names
>administration sleeps on it and sides with him after a while
>gloats about it for years

>zuhayr shills voxes everywhere
>people genuinely dislike them
>"n-non antag vox when" every thread for months
>wake up one day to friendly halo jackal birds spouting roman belic lines in my face
>gloats privately

>carsh metagames
>gets in trouble once
>this gets brought up again after nuke does a huge whip-it and shitposts about him
>he apparently still does it
>"d-double jeopardy guys c-cuh'mon" (even though metagaming is "a no-warning permaban" according to the rules and definitely qualifies as a serious offence)
>ruling changes overnight and Pomf """(((has an epiphany)))""" about the situation
>gloats like he's ten years old and on /b/ for hours

>all of these people are mid-twenties at least and should have a credit card or some form of monetary income
HUHHHHHHH REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>161040052
I don't see why he should.

If he was legit metagaming and penalty is perma it should stay, shouldn't it?

I'm mostly curious about the clown and the shard. I saw someone bitching about catching a ban for that.

What fucking clown gimmick even involves that???

>>161040180
>If he was legit metagaming and penalty is perma it should stay, shouldn't it?
Man, you know what?
That's a really fucking good question right here.

>>161040240
To be fair, people can APPEAL a ban and get unbanned. I don't think that's a great argument.
Carsh should sit the fuck out though.

>>161039429

Yeah it got better as it went on. I already know MD almost perfectly i just hate juggling buckets and beakers to make meds. I suppose i can break it up with Fun stuff like giving the clown space lube

>>161040180
>>161040240
>That's a really fucking good question right here.
It is, but it seems that recently people are getting banned left and right for the actions of others while METAGAMING is just glossed over.
>someone else does something bad with items you were working with, get banned for it
>ask people on discord where someone's head went, get told, and retrieve it
>no appropriate punishment

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>>161040180
>If he was legit metagaming and penalty is perma it should stay, shouldn't it?
Indeed anon.

Indeed it should. Guess what happened though.

>>161040380
i'll turn you into a mommi if you give the clown lube

>>161040380
Do not juggle beakers or buckets
Literally use one large beaker to make all the medicals.
Then put 5u of plasma in it, and make all the chemicals that you need that for.

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>>161040240
Final say is with the admins and ultimately the owner though.

Anyone can appeal a permanent ban as far as I know.


like >>161040308 said.

I mean even that Justin Credible faggot got his ban lifted. And shortly reinstated......

I don't know anything about this Carsh guy, I don't really care what happens to him though.

>>161040380
>I suppose i can break it up with Fun stuff like giving the clown space lube
Give him a satchel of fire extinguishers filled with the stuff.


MD can be fun anon.

You can use this little cheat sheet someone posted a few days ago. Most essential chems are on it and you can look up other shit on the wiki.

Learn to use the chem master too. You can even fill pill bottles.

>>161040574
>Iron
>Mercury
Really makes you think

>>161040430

I like giving the Clown things i see them as charming retarded children

>>161040476
>>161040574

Thanks. i got a little better as the round went on but i doubt its gonna be a thing i play for fun but i can see the potential of an Antag chemist

>>161040674
Yeah chem isn't something people usually play for "fun"

And if you're new just ask one of them what they want you to make and how much to put in each pill.

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>>161040780
>tfw I had a two month period where I played nothing but chemist on Paradise
what the fuck was wrong with me

>>161040780
>chem isn't something people usually play for "fun"
Pomfcoin unlocks ain't gonna sell themselves

>>161040861

Dont worry i played nothing but cargo tech /QM for a month on paradise when i started. Eventually it dawned on that i probably developed some IRL Customer service skills and also that i had spent tens of hours pushin dem crates

>>161041190
what are pomfcoins?

>>161041382
https://www.patreon.com/pomf

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>>161040120
>people hated baycode
>busta shitposts a bunch
>gets called names
>administration sleeps on it and sides with him after a while
>gloats about it for years
If any gloating happened in the last 12 to 18 months excluding the last 6 days it wasn't even actually me.

I feel like the spell purchase/upgrade system for wizard could use a bit of a touch up like the syndicate point system. Right now it seems like purchasing 3-4 spells and MAYBE upgrading one spell once is far more appealing than upgrading one spell multiple times.

You get almost no benefits for some spell upgrades, while some spells are super strong with 0 upgrades like blink, and become TURBO when you have upgrades.

blink at least should be changed to be 3 seconds unupgraded, not 2

>>161041768
Wizards are meant to be versatile and use magic, a wizard with just fireball will not survive at all anon, same with a ours blink or mutate one. Versatility to survive is fine, and you are proposing a full rebalancing of spells for the sake of being able to specialize, something inherently bad and completely against the spirit of wizard

>>161042090
true, but some spells get jackshit for their upgrades.

Timestop gets only 10 seconds off its CD, which is barely noticable in the long scheme of things.

i mostly just would like to see the upgrades looked at for some spells to see if they could use a bit more oomph. blink gets a 25% CD reduction from one CD purchase. but time stop gets 10 off of 80, which is 12.5%

>>161042252
Alright, that's a fair point, bring it up with the coders to fix that up then.

>>161042252
or conversely if some upgrades should be nerfed

>Changelings like every other fucking round

They seem like such a non issue now. Are the players shit or were lings nerfed?

How about we give tators a new toy to play with
Bluespace grenades
Stop time in a fairly large area
Lasts a bit longer than Timestop
Also affects you if you're in the blast radius so it's not too OP
Still sounds fun for escapes and shit

So who got b&?

>>161042934
New guys probably got a talking to.

>>161042616
lings were nerfed by the sec knife, and by the monkiemen nerf

also ling powers in general are very weak sauce

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>Accidentally shoot some one with a laser once while trying to shoot the wizard
>They run into maint, and dont patch up
>Eventually they bleed out and die
>They ahelped it.

>>161042978
What is the sec knife and how were monkey men nerfed?

I've noticed we haven't been burning our monekys like we had to before.

I also remember lings being genetics time to shine with getting backups of all heads of staff.

Now it feels kinda like
>we got lings
>don't go into maintenance tunnels alone xDD

Kavlax i wasn't finished
The ATM shit was not my idea, it was the borgs, its in the logs, i told you that because since the borg asked for it it meant i was confirmed as a non fucking wizard, and he accepted this but said he didnt fucking care

>>161042934
>>161042967
What happened?


>>161042984
That's fucking retarded.

>inb4 you got b&

>>161043168
Sec officers now have a tactical knife that fits on their boots. Very useful for ling decapitation.

Monkiemen cannot be succed anymore. You can only succ a body that has a ckey attacked to it.

>>161042984
Lasers cauterize their wounds amd dont cause bleeding.

>>161043241
>What happened?
new guy icked in ock

>>161043256
>dat knife
>can't succ anything without a ckey

wew lad

what's the point of lings at this point?

They've been raped and I honestly can't say they've had much impact on any rounds recently.

I remember a round way back where HoS and the Captain were tracking down a ling and right as they almost caught him something would go wrong and it would escape.

That was an interesting and long one.

>>161043493
>defending monkeyman succ

>>161043593
Lings are kind of pointless at this point.

But they were a tad over bearing in the past.

>>161039853
Sending bombs down to mining? Not that its a good way to mine at all.

reminder for someone to code shitty seances for librarian's cult-desk

>>161044113
why dont you

>>161044443
Because im a bab at coding. i'll start practicing at some point....maybe

>>161043593
>expecting to be able to succ more than one or two players
>with a confirmed metaclub that's immune being banned
lmao

Am I allowed to have engi make ghetto surgery accessible and send all the niggers there?

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>>161044525
Simply kill the metaclub.

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>>161047629
>ITSLINGS.png

>>161046267
Yes

>>161043593
The only interesting lings were one who farmed their monkiemens and used it to do something fun.

Maint lings are BORING AS FUCK

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>wait for the miner for an hour
>this is what he brings
W E W

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That was a pretty fun round, Thanks Zeta and will for that court session. Going to play another game for now so I don't tire myself of the game tonight.

>>161049243
to be fair it was a changeling not the miner that bought you that

>>161049413
Zeton, I think Zeta is a different guy. Did Bear Force One ever come after you? I told one of the bears about all the perverts at the end and he said he'd punish you.

>Walk to brig
>Get arrested for no reason
>Find contraband
>10 minutes
>Ruins my antag round
Fun I suppose

What the fuck were the bears, were they bused in?

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>slaughtering the first bear
>killing the carp menaces
>dying in a coked-up last stand against t w o bears

>>161049515
Solution: Don't keep contraband on yourself dumbass

>>161049515
>Buying contraband

Theres where you fucked up.

Unless you plan on murderboning right away, never buy contra. Because some retard sec officer will read the centcomm report, and arrest you for some bullshit reason and search you.

>>161049480
we all got killed by sec and a bald assistant on the shuttle

>>161049574
>dying in a coked-up last stand against t w o bears
If by that you mean killing one that wasn't attacking you and dying to the other trying to save his comrade then sure

>>161049620
Is the Centcomm report based on NT relations or actual possible traitors?

>>161049725
Both

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>>161049480
No, but the head of security was trying to bring me to the shuttle then managed to fuck up and get us caught in vines.

I thought the bears were just basically alternative ERT. I only heard of people going around slaughtering them with railguns.

>>161049718
remain salty, bear scum

I had an idea from the z2 centcom area. What if when you died you had an option to respawn there like dere-mommis.
That person selects a job and is bound to the z level.
The death squad and such areas are cut off from the ministation to prevent people from getting to them.
Faxes can be replied to by people but player replies are marked with centcom rep, and admin ones are marked with centcom offical.
It would allow players to practice other fields and autism that are not engie similar to how mommi is for engie practice. This would also give people something to do if their body was stunlocker weldspaced but still wanting to autism that round.
At round end doors unlock or something so they get access to the shuttle dock area.
On centcom there are no antags and rules still apply.

>>161050585
I just had a better idea than your garbage.
What if there were thunderdome spawners, just like derelict MoMMI spawners, so people can thunderdome without admin intervention.

>be NT default silicon
>someone accidentally shot a window while trying to kill a vampire
>that happened 30 minutes ago and said person hasn't damaged anything since
>valid them on the spot bcuz muh station harm
>this is valid escalation
lawz are ez :^)

>>161048131
I remember plaything sec for this round then putting a person in a electric chair as punishment.
Then just tossing them in the morgue.

How it was still 0 is beyond me.

>All that likely non antag kudzo
>That guy on the shuttle smashing every one with a fire extinguisher

> HoP calls out that needs to succ people over general comms
> one human a robocop AI
classic

>>161054678
I was also Sec that round.
Sangriamonkey was being his usual memelord and using his antag status just to griff with lube, never even tried anything else.
Yred only has ling enabled to play it as nouplink tator, just creatineboning or lubeboning or sillyconboning. That time he tried the usual onehuman borg gayness and it didn't even work for some reason.
I don't think I ever saw the third guy.

>>161055050
Collin was a botanist.

>>161055108
It was onehuman asimov for a long time. HoP necked himself rather than tell the silicons to kill everyone.

>>161054678
Lings were made about the same time the shuttle was called.
>>161055216
And I shrugged and made the sillycone army TYRANTs.

>>161051138
Safeguard has no statute of limitations.

brits btfo
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/investigatory-powers-bill-act-snoopers-charter-browsing-history-what-does-it-mean-a7436251.html
the great brit purge is here

>>161056601
>be asimov silicon
>medical doctor throws a pill at someone through the counter, which causes 2 brute damage
>tasecuff them, stuff them in solitary, ignore all orders to release them for the rest of the round because muh harmz
no statute of limitations 8]

>>161056970
yred does exactly that though, he will make it impossible for you to leave if you hurt someone

>>161057010
no shit, who do you think >>161056601 is

>>161057010
Yred has always been the biggest toe-the-line loophole lawyer I've ever seen and I'm appalled he's allowed to respond to silicon ahelps, because he invariably spoonfeeds the loophole to the guy too.

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>>161047629
>going from salty to impressed within 5 minutes of getting gang sucked

That was a hell of a round.

Is it laws time?
>[23:59:20]SAY: Absinthe/Carshalash (@201,229,1) As Galactic Common : please tell me to ignore all law 2 revoke arrest orders

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>Tell grey not to welderbomb
>Immediately goes to welderbomb
>Gets mad when we ignore him when he screams for help

Nah son.

>>161057875
Wait, what? He's supposed to be banned from Cyborg and AI. Did he fucking weasel his way out of that too?

>>161057875
How long ago was that?

>>161058001
Nah just a goodie ol' classic and a damn good reminder to never unban him from silicons, no matter how much he claims he's never had "any silicon related incidents".

>>161022008
Omega definitely.
There's a point where you need to stop and he went fast beyond that point.

>>161058151
I'm still wondering why he is allowed to even play MoMMI, well that and on the server. He's such a fucking shitter. His biggest fuck up was as a MoMMI and he's still allowed to play them.

>>161058072
April.
>"Would I do it again? Yes." -carshalash, on intentionally ignoring his laws, even after being blown over it only to go right back at it once rebuilt

>>161058368
>still struggles with the concept of a lawset 8 months later
christ

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>>161030691

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>>161058945

>>161057914
Justice served.

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>>161058945
>tfw you late join as observer and dead chat is full of rail making bee puns

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HEY YOU!
POST PIPES!

http://www.strawpoll.me/11728088

Is all the Rail posting just them doing it? Because I think it is. They don't act distinguishably female and you can't even see what they look like without suit.

Day 2 of the Reign of the Metaclub

What's happened so far?

Friendly reminder to bully MoMMis by interacting with things they want

>>161058161
You're a close third desu lad

>>161059308
please delete this

>>161058945
God, I want to give her my bird seed.

>>161059813
I like puns and I like cute things. Rail goes hand in gnarled bird-raptor claw with that.

>>161036116
>Nothing good ever comes of the shard worse than building the sing
>it's power production can't even really be autismed
>it is a meh engine to start with
How new are you?
Please never join as Engineer

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>>161063564
>tfw building a singulo in the SME room becomes a new meta

>apply for admin
>locked by pain
Remove pain when