/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

When is the next update? I know Youga is Tuesday, but I mean real update, not just unlocks of stuff already in game

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This Thread is now a Samson thread. Post your dankest Samson memes!

>>160621082
literally who

>>160621082
Why the fuck can't I use rebreathers and night vision in freeroam or missions? Did they change those to heists only?

>>160620910
Supposedly one sometime in December

What are some f*n Pegasus vehicles?

>>160622485
>tug
>brickade
>dune
>duster
>dodo

>>160622485

Dune
Vestra
Besra
Liberator
Dump

>That feel when all of your favorite cars have shit customization

friendly reminder that vacca is caca

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Sup. What are you hoping for in the next update?

>>160620060
wrong wheels

>>160623610
Now I kinda want a horse mask

>>160623610
horse mask?

>>160621082
is that widley?

>>160623745
no, that's samson

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>>160623610
civilian versions of the current police vehicles.

>>160621082

That's a big juice stand

>>160623610

Single player content and BAWSAQ to get fixed, faget

>>160623610
More cars like the 900r and RS

>>160623610
cops n robbers orrrrrr expanded/reworked LSC items. also the reintroduction of armored bank trucks & 'distract cops' would be nice (had that award 2 away from platinum foreverrrrrrr)

>>160623610
>>160623881
>>160624025
oh and bring the Presidente back pls

>>160623610
Bridal outfits
Face surgery
Penumbra getting the Benny treatment
Another attack chopper that isn't made of paper

>>160623610
usable dildoes
for men only of course

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Who has the 52.XXX record in the crew for cutting corners? What vehicle did u use?

>>160623964
U U U U

>>160624610
was probably the RE when it had the glitch

>>160623068
>Liberator
>fun
>having no pushing power and standard vehicle hitbox is fun

If it could drive over cars properly it would be fun.

>>160623610
More garage space
More stuff to do in the water

>>160624776

>Anon
>Knowing how to have fun

If you knew how to have fun it would be fun

>>160623610
I want unarmed aircraft to not be able to be locked on to with the homing launcher. The only time they should be is during a freeroam mission.

>>160625081

Just remove the welfare launcher from the game. It was a mistake.

bunch of nerds in the session today holy shit

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>percent chance there are actual females in GTAG

zero

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>>160625204
hiro why u do dis

>>160625130
>take the one scrap of defense away from people on the ground from jet shitters

The mistake is it not having a level lock and being able to lock on to everything

>>160623610
We don't even know the theme, hard to curtail our wishes without any direction

>>160625204
>Caring at all
>Not just having fun with people
Come on Anon

>>160620060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13TLq3TT8uq

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>"Biker" update
>shitters still run around in insurgents, armored kurumas, supercars, and buzzards
when is rockstar going to fix the bug where motorcycle clubs dont use motorcycles???

>>160625650
>give people military hardware
>put a big "ATTACK ME HERE" notification below everyone's screen
>expect bikers to not use military vehicles to defend their shipments

it's asking to get fucked with if you dont at least have an airforce going.

Homing launcher removed when?

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>>160623610
A Riot/ Apocalyptic/ something involving defense from hostile civilians in free roam update would be pretty neat. It may be a little to late to ask rockstar to get their lazy devs to create something other than shitty hot wheels.
And enough with the Adversary shit. Not enough people play those for them to be fun.

>>160625650
>ride motorcycle
>get ran over by insurgent
>get shot by Kuruma driver you can't shoot back
>get strafed by jet

The issue is you absolutely cannot use anything but a handful of armed vehicles without being at a massive disadvantage that will almost certainly lead to mission failure

>>160625553

no

>>160626181

ya know i thought infected but this sounds pretty awesome

>>160623610
hoping for the drift tampa to be put in the muscle cars class

golden bulletproof cargobob when

>>160625391

>Welfare launcher
>A defense against jetshitters

Part-time jetshitter here, when I jetshit I pray the retards on the ground only know how to use the welfare launcher against me because it its pathetically easy to dodge. It's not a fucking defense.

And nobody can fly a plane or an unarmed helecopter anymore because of your "defense".

>>160623541
am i a cool boy now?

>>160627063
I literally gave the solution, make it so it only can lock onto unarmed aircraft unless its during a freeroam mission

>>160623610
Don't know, but here is something a lot of us would like to know. Is RDR the cutoff date for GTAO updates or will you continue cranking stuff out until it stops making money?

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post thicc ass

>>160627269

I gave a better solution, just delete it.

>>160627460
MODS MODS MODS

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>>160627460

I actually like the look of the Voltic
But why oh why isn't the roof the secondary color?

>>160628125
different general but relevant nonetheless

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>>160627460
thicc

YOUR KARATE IS WEAK

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>>160627460

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and the bartender asks
why the long face?

>>160629243
nerd

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What gang is this
they're always at the storm drain at the end of the tunnel

>>160623610
PLEASE MAKE THE SPOILER ON THE ADDER FUNCTIONAL

At this point I don't even care if it changes the handling

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>>160630098
they're with the vipers

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>>160630494
we're wid duh vipuhs!

>drive muscle car
>take a turn 1^0 too tight
>spin out
>flip 5 times
>hit a tree
PERKELE

>>160623610
properties to sell so i can get rid of all my apartments but one and live in my office for life

>>160623610
Is that import/export dlc really dropping in 2-3 weeks or were you bullshitting us? Pls respond

>>160623610
holsters and/or just more advanced clothing in general

>>160633314
it's a meme you dip

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>>160623610
Well if we're wish-listing, a blued, wood grip .38 Special with similar performance to the SNS pistol, with manual reloading of each round similar to the revolver in Alan Wake.

>>160633634
THOSE FUCKING PLATE CARRIERS AND MAG CARRIERS FROM VIP OUTFITS WHEN!?

>>160634207
D/A Revolver when?
Guns with actual nice looking woodgrips and non retarded models when?

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Does anybody want to join?

>>160634546
Sure, I can join. I'll need to load the game, so anyone else already in should jump in first.

>>160634626
We'll be waiting for you, Moony!

why the fuck does gta v redux look basically nothing like the youtube videos to my eye?
What mods do you recommend? Something for graphics and to fix the shitty antialiasing?
Also what car mods?

>>160634546
wats NGTG

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>tfw on top of maze bank tower, blowing up ceo's trying to fly away and then sniping them on the ground

>>160636413
ceos

>>160636487
my mistake my friend
i wasn't paying attention while i was writing

>>160636563
that's ok senpai

If i don't want to risk my crates on a titan delivery can i wait until the timer runs out and have them all sent back to my warehouse?

>>160637060
switch sessions and you lose at most 3

>>160636734
:*
Thanks for reminding me of my misuse of the apostrophe, as it was neither a possessive, a shortening or plural singular characters!

>>160637060
you can change sessions at any time during a CEO sell mission and all your stock should be returned (save for 2-3 crates)

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>stunt vespucci
>3 people in front of me when we start
>all zentorno
>they all fly off the first turn, completely on their own
>mfw

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fucking womanlets when will they learn

>>160638354
Vespucci is always an easy win. Half the jumps will throw people off the track if they go full throttle. Just tap the brakes at each jump and you're gold

>>160638836
Watch out, or I'll bite your ankles.

>>160638354

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

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>>160639319

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>>160639319
P-please do not say that ;~;

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>>160639319

>>160620060
>Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

but muh privacy

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>>160639821
but anen

>>160623610
that this game gets good

>>160639821
>thinking anyone here cares about you that much
no one is going to stalk you m8
or just get kicked and ask for a reinvite if you value your privacy that much

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>>160639319
This is now a crying cat thread

>>160639943
Fo real I just logged onto social club for the first time in months to re-download the game because I like tron a lot, and I got "you account has been locked due to repeated failed login attempts"

They're after me

>>160638836
>TFW my body armor is not load-bearing equipment

Fucking Rockstar. I would like legit tactical gear damn it. It's easy as piss to buy in the real world.

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>>160639319
):

>>160640152
>not having a custom crosshair
NYS
*atchoo*

>>160640495
If anyone wants, going to start a closed crew TT session in an hour or so.

SC: anon8792

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>>160640763
TEE TEE?

>>160640974
Nice pizzaface

>>160640974
those are some ugly trannies

>>160641353
Welcome to GTAO

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>>160621082
「BIG JUICE STAND」

>hacker kills everyone on a server
>then spawns a million cash bags on them
>end up with 350k
Am I fucked?

>>160641632
if you tell R* they won't do shit

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>>160641632
Same thing happened to me f a m, just steal a random car, equip and unequip turbo until you have the same amount of money as before and blow it up. Haven't been b&

Not sure if having the cash in the first place will get you banned tho.

>>160640152
You didn't even get to see it hit, that's what you get for being a first person faggot.

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>>160640974

>you cannot add a pearl to your car unless in that same visit you put a metallic spray on your car
>even if it already has a metallic spray

So I basically need to pay twice as much money now? What the fuck.

>>160642891
Is that the deal? Fuck I never knew.

I normally never bother with pearlescent anyway.

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>>160640763
Starting it now

Does anyone else feel bad when calling the CEO assistant? Especially when its like 3am in-game time and you're begging her to get your car out of the police lot.

Is the tron bike good? Fastest bike? Does wheelies?

>>160643787
I pay her 300 burger bux a day. She better be ready when I want her to be.

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>>160643643
Even virtual me is fucking god like.

>>160643837
>I pay her 300 burger bux a day.

I hope she also sleeps with you for that price

>I'm not to that point yet so I can't find out for myself.

>>160642891

Go to paint list
Look at a metallic color (Just select it and back out. Maybe scroll through one or two)
Change anything about your car (License plate is trivially cheap, crew emblem is free if you have bought it before)
Go back and choose a pearlescent

You can put pearlescent on classic or even matte colors this way. Classic paints are cheaper so you might be able to save money over buying metallic. Don't get kiked, it's been this way since launch.

Who /badass/ here? Took out an entire biker gang today just because some random low level suggested I should, then I shat on the low level so I could clear the session and move on to another.

>>160645050
I don't know about badass, but with my new Voltic I was able to sneak up on a bounty and kill him with a headshot from my silenced pistol.

Since my entire idea when making this character was as a bounty hunter, I felt pretty fucking good.

>Can't remove the edgy looking bodywork on the Feltzer
Disappointing.

>>160646013

>Edgy

It's just fuck ugly, my man.

>shotaro cannot wheelie

What is even the point of having a bike in freeroam if you can't use it to go up buildings and off rails and shit

>>160643871

if you had TTT's eyes you'd be perfect

>jrv has truly become the worst of gtag

jet shitter, mic spammer, session changer, and now part of the -faggot club

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>>160646446
What's wrong with these?

>>160646694
JUST

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>>160643871
>>160646694

>>160610131
But you only need to do two of them (assuming you have 3 other guys with you, or sometimes if you're lucky and have 2 other guys with you) before you can sell, and many of them are very easy and quick. Te-qui-la-la only takes a minute if you got the businesses in the city, not sure why you complained about that one.

And anyway CEO supply missions are just as bad, and you have to do more of them

>>160647093

Retard

>>160647093
>many of them are very easy and quick

Almost none of them are quick, do you smoke rocks while you play this game?

>Tequi-la-la only takes a minute

It takes more than a minute of getting stunlocked by faggots with knives while you're not allowed to bring weapons into the club because that would be against the rules! I don't think you have any concept of the passage of time honestly.

>>160647237
>Do two supply missions and one sale for 400-500k (more like 600-750k now that 50% buff is in place)
>Do 38 supply missions and one sale for 1.5m or so

MC is far less repetition.
>>160647329
If you're not a dumbass about positioning yourself and hit the guys with the bottles first this usually doesn't happen that much, and even if it does you respawn right outside and it barely slows you down at all. Non-issue.

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>>160647446

>He's defending the most boring content added to the game since launch

>I-if you just play smart this terrible mission is only mildly unenjoyable!

>>160647819
I'm just saying it's not bad if you need to earn money and don't want to work too hard. Not sure why you insist on doing things far more repetitive.

>>160647446
>Do two of the longest, most tedious missions available in freemode (even worse if alone) to resupply
>Have to wait 4-6 hours in-game for supplies to become product
>Have to have a team of at least 3 or the product will not move

vs

>Do several very short 1-2 minute missions to resupply (ensured by instant Buzzard)
>Anything you collect can be sold immediately, can generally sell at any point without worrying about turnover rates
>Can sell alone in 10-15 minutes of the 30 minutes given to you

granted there is that bonus but still

>>160647931
Are you comparing to CEO? You can't really "sell at any point" as a CEO unless you want to lose a significant portion of what you could be earning. MC this is actually more true for, since it doesn't scale up with the amount of product in your storage, though you do have to wait for it to actually be processed.

I honestly didn't find MC missions to generally be worse than CEO ones though, besides a couple of them. And CEO had some really bullshit supply missions too.

>>160647819
>most boring content added to the game since launch
What is the beach bum update?

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>Its a 3 crate collection mission in the middle of ocean and you're on your own

>>160648073
You can't really "sell at any point" as a CEO unless you want to lose a significant portion of what you could be earning.

True, but selling from a warehouse will never leave you with negative profits. Neither will selling from a business, I suppose, but that is assuming you never purchase your supplies.

>>160648297
>he hasn't figured out when the game throws you a 3 separate crate curve ball.

>>160648196
if anything it was some of most exciting content because it got people in the habit of returning to the thread around the time of updates

>>160623610

WHERE IS THE DELUXO

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Catower is the best shitter,

>>160623610
you're such a fucking tease, don juan. tell me, do we get any weekly vehicles after the update like we've been getting recently?

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>>160648631
>get out of jail free helmet

DIE PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY

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>still no lasergun that fires through bullet-proof vehicles

>>160648832
>we will never get an alien themed update
>the space docker will never be purchasable online for an exceeding 10 million dollars

>>160633634
>holsters and/or just more advanced clothing in general
>>160634291
>THOSE FUCKING PLATE CARRIERS AND MAG CARRIERS FROM VIP OUTFITS WHEN!?
These right here.

Also why the fuck can't grill PC's have stiletto boots like the NPC's roaming around the city? Was hoping to see that with Bikers but nooo.

>>160648832
>No laser pointer to blind people in jets/helicopters that causes them to lose control of their vehicle for a few seconds

>>160648321
Yeah, I never purchase supplies, your profits would be minuscule if you did it and it's not too hard to just steal them.

Also worth noting that failing a MC sale will never mean you lose money. Just potentially a bit of time it took to get there. And since partial credit is allowed, you can simply hop sessions as soon as one of the vehicles is destroyed if you like, and only be out 30k or so which will in all likelihood fill back up while you find a new group to try again with.

I guess both methods do have their merits, but I do find MC to be less stressful overall. Always hated the idea that some fucker in a hydra could wipe out hours of grinding.

Which upgrade for MC business is the best to get first?
or would I be better off just getting another business?

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>>160646679

>>160649302
Equipment upgrade is the best, since it makes your supplies last longer along with doing everything the worker upgrade does. If you can afford to do it first then it might be good to do so, especially if you're on something like counterfeit cash that would run through its supplies quickly.

Worker upgrade is also good, and is cheap.

Security I held off for for a while, didn't bother until I had 3 businesses otherwise fully upgraded. You don't really ever NEED it, but it can be worth it if you start to find the defense missions to be annoying.

>>160647862

I'm just saying it's bad.

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Question. If I buy a clubhouse on the cheap, can I upgrade it later or no?

I can afford a very bare-bones one right now, but not sure if it's worth it. Will probably have to do most of the shit alone anyway.

>>160649302
Oh, as far as your second question, if you only have one business (hopefully coke or meth since those two pay the best), then get the worker upgrade first, then get the second of that pair that you don't have yet. Then I'd get both worker and equipment upgrades for both before getting any more businesses.

>>160649454
Pretty sure you can trade it in just like with anything else.

>>160649454
>Will probably have to do most of the shit alone anyway.

You're going to have a bad time.

>>160649454
If it works like the office, you can add upgrades anytime. Just go to the realty site and choose the one you already own, and it should show you the upgrades again.

Feel free to ask here for help with business stuff.

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>>160648970
>can purchase several holsters but only wear ~2 at a tiime
>can choose a default weapon to carry around in each holster
>pulling a weapon from this holster takes longer but the weapon's stats are improved in exchange, effects akin to favorite bike

never ever

>>160649454
>>160649602
Yeah, seconding this, MC work is really designed to be done with a group, even more so than CEO work. You do best with at least 3 other people.

I find it's usually not hard to get a group to do MC work though, maybe it will become more so as the update is older and people lose interest.

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>>160649602
>You're going to have a bad time.
>>160649670
Either I alone or I do it with randumbs, because I am the last holdout /vg/ motherfucker in Xbone land.

I'd be fucking amazed if I could assemble a gang of worthwhile players, honestly.

>>160649668
As a /k/ommando this triggers my dick

>ok so it's literally who I just got banned already got with drawls should i family share and just muck around until I get un banned?

>>160648631
catower is always high fashion

>>160649908
Randumb's is ok. The thing with MCs is that unlike CEO supply missions, the number of supply you get is directly proportional to the amount of guys you have. There's also a bonus for every 3rd 'crate' so I'd try to have a group of at least 3 people, 4 if you want to guarantee going from 0 to full (or very near full) in one mission.

They don't all need to help, and sometimes a group of 4 will only generate one or two vehicles that actually have to be moved. But they need to be in the group at least in the start.

For sell missions I usually just recruit as many as possible, figure if I get like 6 guys hopefully at least enough will get in the vehicles and help for them not to be blown up sitting at the starting point. Sometimes you have bad luck but the missions are usually easy enough that as long as other players don't fuck with you it shouldn't be too hard. Some can be soloed, the boats one is piss easy and you can solo every time if you want, and the bikes one you can solo too if you're in a solo session, though it's kind of annoying to make 4 long trips.

>>160649908

You're going to have to do it with randumbs, then.

It's not like CEO shit at all. If you're alone, stealing supplies is a TERRIBLE grind (And still annoying busywork if you're in a group), and a lot of, if not most of, the sales are impossible to complete.

Some of the clubhouse contracts can be done alone, but some of them you can't start if you're the only one in the club, and it's not uncommon for the entire contract wall to require multiple players.

I'm sure Gookstar is aware a lot of people just solo CEO content so they really fucked the bikers on that end.

>>160649908
>Either I alone or I do it with randumbs, because I am the last holdout /vg/ motherfucker in Xbone land.

Seriously, just stick to CEO mode. You're not poised to enjoy what Bikers has to offer.

>>160650252
>not poised to enjoy what Bikers has to offer.

Fuck you I am already enjoying the clothing

>>160650251
Well, if you're alone you can do 3 solo supply missions in the same session, and the 3rd will be doubled. Usually good enough to be mostly full. But it is kind of annoying and much prefer to just do one with a group of randoms.

Also kind of defies common sense but I find the best time to do CEO stuff is often in the middle of the night when it's all Chinese on. They are often surprisingly helpful when you can get them to join your group, and the others don't tend to fuck with you as much.

>>160650281
The clothing is fine. The businesses, however, are nicer to look at than they are to work with. Buy one if you dare, but don't be surprised if the start-up is slow.

>>160650356

>3 solo supply missions
>3 6 mile trips to paleto bay and back in slow ass vans or police bikes

No thanks, I just buy my supplies now. Fuck all those missions.

>>160650480
There's a lot of luck involved in that regard, but just as many only make you go less than a mile within the city.
>>160650468
The businesses kind of require you to stack several of them and get the upgrades in order to truly be profitable. It's a much higher setup cost than CEO stuff in that regard.

>>160650468
Eh.

See the bitch of it is I can afford a (very minimalist) clubhouse. I'm still $400k away from being able to afford the cheapest CEO office.

>>160650592
>I'm still $400k away from being able to afford the cheapest CEO office.

Then you wait, anon. If it's a money problem, you always wait.

You probably don't even have to buy the cheapest office, either. There are plenty of people on reddit who will gladly work with you to complete a heist or even the Criminal Mastermind achievement.

Don't mistake those players for friends who will regularly come to aid you, though. You get that fucking office/medium-large warehouse before anything else.

>>160650559

I only run coke and even buying the supplies it's more of a hassle than I care for keeping them stocked and doing the sales in a timely manner instead of sitting on product and having that faggot Lester blowing my phone up. When this payout boost is over I'm going to just shut it all down. The place already paid for itself.

>>160650457
Do you ever feel like you might owe those guys just a little bit? Have you considered learning Mandarin?

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>>160650951
>Then you wait, anon. If it's a money problem, you always wait.
That's what I've been doing. Literally just grinding the fuck out of contact missions and the odd randumb heist where possible. Thank christ for my post-heist super vehicles.

>>160651183
Why Mandarin and not Cantonese? Are you a fucking racist?

Did they remove the sanctus from the store like all the halloween stuff???

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479624493192.webm

>>160651271
>Why Mandarin and not Cantonese? Are you a fucking racist?

Are you not? If so, then that's fucking bullshit because everyone's a little racist to a point. Also, nothing important happens in Cantonese.

>>160651462
is blater talking to annie there?

>>160651462
>blater talking to annie
holy shit

>>160651501
>Are you not?

I try to not be. I work with some bro-tier Vietnamese guys for sure.

>nothing important happens in Cantonese
Kek

>>160651462
Is how you get girls to like you?

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>when your planet needs you

>>160651580
>>160651594
Y-yeah, Annie...
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479625213953.webm

>>160651903
Kaz really gets around

What's the comfiest car in first person?

>>160652395
Any car from Benny's.

>>160652395
Something with leather seats. The noise of opening a car door, sitting in a creaky leather seat, and turning the engine over makes me happy.

Wow, why the FUCK was I kicked from the crew? I didn't do ANYTHING wrong!

>>160651903
Is this autism.bux?
Holy fuck, sounds like I imagined, a true sperglord with a touch of hick. No wonder this person will never get anywhere in life.

>>160652953
You got your walkin' papers, now get walkin'!

>>160653019
HES CUTE

>>160653019
Post your SC

>>160652953
Post your name and you'll be invited back in

holy fuck gtag really is the worst general

>>160652953

I kicked you because I don't like you. You crying here just proves I made the right decision. Now go find a group where you'll fit in better.

>>160653245
Fuck you, you powertripping faggot piece of shit. I don't need your shitty crew anyway.

>>160652953
Don't bother asking why. You're someone else's problem now.

>>160653158
Not really.

>>160653176
Hmm..no? So you can kick me?

>>160653176
-Horris-

>>160653019
How would you know that was autismbux just from the audio if you never heard him before?

>>160653393
He sounds like autismbux

>>160653393
Are you retarded or do you not play the game?
I've heard his voice before and these people just confirmed it >>160651580 >>160651594 >>160653158

Your power abusing ass won't get my name today.

>>160653642
>holy shit is that autismbux?
>ive heard him before

nys my man

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>Enter office
>Walk through doors
>Stand in front of assistant's desk for 20 seconds out of habit
>Don't even talk to her
>Realize I don't need anything from her and walk away

I hope she doesn't think I have autism.

sometimes, when I'm listening to music in GTA, and a song comes on that I like, I'll shoot someone in a crowded area and pretend the screams are a live crowd.

>>160654683
wtf recorded live music is awful, nys

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>>160654525
>tfw it's only you and that assistant in the office most days
>tfw all those cold empty seats just scattered around the office
>tfw the assistant probably does this to remind you how lonely this life is

>>160651798
what fucking vehicle is that

>>160654871
It's one of the offroad racer trucks.

>>160654871
Desert Raid

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>>160654841

Don't do this to me, anon, I've got the Conservative setup. It's all just cold grey concrete.

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>Null and Crime join discord
>Suddenly nothing but attentionwhoring
>Suddenly a flock of virgins at their feet like lapdogs

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>When some Hydranerd comes at you in your buzzard
>Out maneuver him and kill him
>He immediately leaves
I feel on top of the world even if it was someone who isn't very good at flying a Hydra.

>win deadline fairly
>other players start throwing insults
calm down famlam

>>160655218
Crime was in it for months, you're right about Null though

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vroom vroom

>>160655424
jesus christ supercars are boring

>>160655424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1izYzdpvtPF

>>160655476

>OMG SOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OMFGGGGGGGGG COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOON IM SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

You sound six years old. Grow up, kid.

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So we got "biker" DLC and it's a piece of shit.
We still can't make a proper road hog with saddlebags and shit. All we get is a bunch of elongated bicycles that don't look intimidating at all. No leg railings or whatever they are called. The only bike that has those upgrades is a Bagger and he had it long before update...
All the leather jackets look like they're three sizes too big. Any new clothes really.
You can't swing a fucking bat from a bike for crying out loud.
It's like they made a list of everything that's cool about bikers, bikes and biker gangs and then burned this list down to put all the bad shit in.

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>>160655523
fug, this isn't the vaccafag, stop pretending to be me

>>160655424
I like this isometric perspective stuff a lot, anon. Could you do one of these with every super car, but facing downward instead?

>>160655570

Who said I was you, faggot? Grow up, kid, stop forming your identity around a videogame car.

>>160655651
Hi Vaccafag

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>>160655476

This.

>>160655523
So when you hit a puddle, how long does it take your car to stall?

>>160655726

good post

t. East Side Chris

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>>160655424
>>160655523
>>160655570
>>160655634
>>160655651
>>160655690
>>160655726
>>160655797
Stop posting obsolete cars, my Shotaro makes them eat dust anyways, fucking poorfags. I bet you have to brake when taking a corner lmao
Pieces of shit

>>160655726

>SOOOOOOOOOOFUCKIIIINNG BOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>Samefagging to agree with yourself on an anonymous message board because you're 6 years old and still worry about your popularity even though nobody knows who you are

Jesus Christ, kiddo, just get a life.

>>160655879
>Can't remove the neon
No thanks, faggot. I'll just stick to my Hakuchou Drag.

Protip: When doing Pacific Standard, and cheesing it with the Kuruma, drive it off the cliff SLOWLY so it doesn't get stuck in a tree and kill one of your heistmates.

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>>160655887
>who are you quoting?

>>160655940

How about you get fucking good you shitter trash. I walked to the fucking boat without taking any damage and got a full payout.

fuck you all i sound fantastic

im blater and im fucking gay stop shipping me with girls you retards

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>>160655973
>How about you get fucking good you shitter trash.
This. Holy shit. Pac Standard mad dash isn't that fucking hard if
>You take the train tracks to the mountain
>You know what the fuck you're doing with a fucking bike you fag

>>160656042

>Taking a bike

Don't quote me boy cause I ain't said shit. I don't need someone agreeing with me who's too shit at the game to get to the boat on foot without losing any money.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vvhBSn3EOJ

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Anyone doing heists on PS4?
I joined 6 lobbies one after another and they were all crapshoot. Someone crashed the plaNe, someone died getting out of jail on Normal... someone leaves in the middle of the heist.
I need a team.

>>160656041
I can confirm that Blater is indeed gay.

>>160656134
it's not gay it's exhibitionism

>>160656125
Post your PSN and we'll snatch you up.

>>160656094
>I did it on foot look at me motherfuckers
Whatever.

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>>160656042
why not pic related?

>>160655937
Chrome removes it.

>>160656223
If I remember right one of the guys I did PacStan with took that route with a cop car and made good time.

>>160656223
Minimizing money loss, probably. Cops aggressiveness goes through the roof if you leave the intended route.

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>>160656339
No... they only shoot you if you shoot them.
Stop spreading misinformation

What's the most time/cost efficient, buying 1 crate, 2 or 3?

>>160656185
Crosstop

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>>160656224
>Putting chrome on a street bike

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>>160656452
There's more to it. Grangers and armored vans start spawning more often.

>>160656575
Looks good with black. Other colors, not so much.

>>160623610
He cucked is didn't he

>>160656708
Alright, I'll give it a try.

but only because i couldn't make a solid tone work shit

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>>160656223
why not pic related?

>>160656914
why do all you faggots use GIMP
just pirate photoshop ffs, it's not like you're selling your memes

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>>160657029

>>160656497
for solo runs, 2 crates

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Why don't you have a chibi drawing of your character yet anon?

>>160657390
wouldn't make sense as a chibi and i'm not a weeb
i have money, when i want art i'll just commission it

>>160656185
>>160656537
Hello?

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What gtag needs is more drawfags that would draw the daily activities and dramas.

>>160657526
But aren't these just the cutest.

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>>160657550
Alright, maybe "snatch you up" was an exaggeration. Give it a day, anon.

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>>160657683

>>160657376

Wrong

>>160657623

No they're stupid. Anime is not appealing.

>>160657623
no, fuck off to /ic/ or some shit
"no fun allowed" means "no fun allowed"

>>160657623
>>160657390
WTF is wrong with those eyes?
might want to get a refund

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIUnRRH6l4

all night I'm just drinking all night I'm just drinking I'm just drinking yeahh ehhh

[check these fucking digits]

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>>160658563

my shit computer shit itself

t. thug chris

Someone tell me why the fuck am I buying supplies for weed? Literally paying for a profit loss.

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>>160659291
Bruh

>>160659360
im not a smart man

I am going to be leaving the crew due to continued verbal abuse and harassment from a few specific members, who I will not be naming here. You know who you are. To the rest of you who were generally decent to me, sorry that I have to go, but hopefully we can still continue to play together sometimes, no hard feelings for anyone else who wasn't involved.

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>>160659783

>>160659783
Goodbye Anon.

>shit talked some australian cucks into the ground
>get teleported and this guy spams money on me
>report him then alt f4 as quick as I can

Kill Australians on sight

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Sorry Felix

>>160630098
Armenian Power

>>160625391
>level lock
with extra health, better and more armor, this fag still can't compete with new players

>>160659783
Bye cuck. Cant handle a video game, you cant handle rl.

hey, can I get an invite to the crew on PC?

SC: BurianT

wanna do finale of the fucking prison break but literally can't find people for it

>>160660665

No, go away.

>>160660665

I'm literally gay

>>160654683
>go to concert
>have a good time
>express it
>"oh-ho-ho goh-hoh-hod"
>"film that shit!"

>>160660665
Gotcha

>>160662341
thanks m8

if anyone wanna do Prison Break finale, hit me up BurianT

guys i bought this game a week ago and today i got banned even though i didn't do anything. what the fuck rockstar?

>>160664000
Hello Vaccafag

>>160662741
Invite "c0rex."

>>160664000
Post butt and i'll unban you
T. R* FAGGOT

how do I get staff for my meth lab? I bought one, got all the equipment, but no staff.

>>160664000

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU A GOOD BOY YOU DINDU NUFFIN RIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HE WAS JUS ON HIS WAY TO CHURCH LAWD JESUS WHY HE GET BAN

>>160652395
cognoscenti cause of the noise reduction

bonus points if the seats are wine red

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>>160668853

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>>160669418

>>160668853
>>160669418
>>160669930
gtag in a nutshell

>>160669930
ebig
time to gill some vados to mage ameriga grade again :DDDD

Hey, do you guys remember what you named your character?

>>160670572
Yes, James.

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FUCKING WHEN

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>>160670654

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>>160670742

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We posting fennekins now?

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>>160670870

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>>160670870

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>>160670976

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kys furshits

>posting worst starter mon

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>>160670870
Holy shit

>>>/vp/

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>>160671167
no u

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>>160671167
If you don't like furry, why are you in gtag or on 4chan?

>>160657623
This one is missing the dots on the glasses