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No more Flib to bake our bread in a timely manner edition ;-;7
Old Bread: >>160309794
Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to all.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.36
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727
>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60000/new-deadline-mode-and-shotaro-bike-plus-special-bonuses-in
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>>160442695
haha...OOPS
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
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>>160442695
Cuck.
t. guy still playing WoW in 2016
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Excuse me, thank you, please, excuse... Best car coming through, excuse me!
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>>160443453
>that handling
>that minimalist look
>that tasteful lack of spoiler
vacca is cute. CUTE.
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Serious question... what in the hell am I supposed to do when I'm trying to pick up a crate out at sea and a rogue wave catches my buzzard leaving me stranded?
And before you ask, you best believe I swam my happy ass all the way to shore with that crate. 10 minutes later I was on dry land thinking there had to be a better way... r-right?
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>>160443453
Is this a meme?
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>>160443453
Stop.
>>160443638
Call Merryweather.
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i really wish the chino's custom grille was optional
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>>160443638
M + Up + Up + EnterNo, seriously, you respawn on a Seashark
>>160443658
Vacca is not a meme anon, it's best car
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>>160443638
Call Merryweather for a boat pickup dummy
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>>160443638
call merryweather boat pickup and enjoy the rants of a mad seaman.
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>>160443638
Call Merryweather and ask for a boat or kys.
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>>160443761
I don't believe you.
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>>160443638
yeah call merryweather.
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>get drunk
>do crate missions with randoms and one GTAG
>end up selling large warehouse
>black out
>wake up
>new thread
What the fuck?
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>>160443453
Vacca is nice car
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>>160443862
Whatever then, enjoy wasting time calling MerryCucks and ordering a CuckBoat, costing you more than killing self would AND taking more time, then.
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>>160443638
have you tried calling merryweather?
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>>160443862
You do though. Also if you kill yourself while doing a point to point challenge you'll respawn on a faggio.
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>>160444012
meme
Gymhakna was a mistake
ok
meh
shit
shit
meme
shit
ok
meh
meh
meh
shit
shit
shit
ok
shit
shit
shit
meme
shit
meme
shit
shit
shit
ok
shit
shit
meme
shit
meme
meh
ok
ok
kys
triggers gtag
shit
shit
ok
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>>160443453
What makes it so good though?
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>>160445058
t. autism
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Money hack where
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>NPC decides to fight you
>after you whip their ass you shoot them in the head
Am I sick?
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>>160446631
>Being THIS mad
dude wew lad
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>>160447337
banhammer is coming down pretty hard, your best hope is for some random russian or chinese dude who didn't get the memo yet to hook you up
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>>160447557
Naw, it's natural.
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>>160447661
When's the next banwave coming in anyway? Feels like there's been a lot more godmode shitters around lately.
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>>160448898
It's already in full effect right now.
/r/gtaonline for reference
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Best car in this game :^)
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>>160450029
what a fucking mess.
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>>160450029
Coquette Classic is pretty cool yeah.
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>>160450254
ur mom gay xD
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>>160450029
Agreed, what is the name of that old timer?
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>>160450029
Throw everything in this screenshot into the trash
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>>160451490
throw ur mum into the trash xD
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>buy a tampa
>upgrade it
>turn up my volume
>Car engine turns over and BOOMS through my subwoofer
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>>160450029
Don't listen to all the memes. You've got a colour scheme and it works for you. Stick with it.
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Don't want to download something funky to solo session? Are u on winblows 10? Well now u can easily get a solo lobby with this simple resource manager (accessible by task manager) suspend gta5 for a least 10 sec and there u go!
This isn't as effective as ports blocking though as anyone can join in on u afterwards.
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>>160450029
shit car noob -_-
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>>160452442
For what purpose? Doing CEO stuff solo?
You can create an invite,crew,friends-only session. That's it.
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>>160452626
You cant do those in x only sessions.
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>>160452686
Yes you can, just yesterday I created a crew-only session and started doing sightseer-headhunter stuff and I was alone like I always am.
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>>160452863
Anon u misunderstand the use for this. It's for crates or safe sales.
Vip missions are nothing, easily achievable in any lobby.
You cannot do crates in a xth only session.
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>>160452442
What do you spend your money on?
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>>160453319
GTA bux? Nothing right now.
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since we're getting a big update in december that means a lot of stuff like properties will go on sale, right?
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>>160455627
if you have to think about when sales come, then nys for being poor
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>>160455627
Yeah, we should expect a series of sales/events in the weeks after the Yogurt is available until the middle of next month.
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>Saw a screenshot a few threads ago of some article that says the new newswire post teases some single player content
>Finally get around to looking
>Literally nothing, just a short blurb about the Esskey
Can we start murdering clickbait writers yet
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>>160456347
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>>160456347
There's only one thing we know for a fact about single player DLC and that is Fonteno doing motion capture for the game well after 2013.
Whether or not his performance will be used depends on Rockstar.
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>>160456519
Tell me more.
>>160456606
Yeah I know about that, but THAT'S NOT WHAT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT. Fuck some shitrag writer for giving me some glimmer of hope again.
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>>160452442
daily reminder that if you have a wired connection then just unplugging your ethernet for 7 seconds is infinitely more simple
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>>160457110
>pushing 2 buttons
vs
>pulling ethernet cable where u might dc because u lose connection to social club
More simple eh?
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>>160442590
Is that shamagh over the face only for women? That looks nice
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>>160458025
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just a bandana mask with a biker bandana glitched onto it. Any character can get one.
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>>160458308
Oh, I had to zoom in. Le phone poster.
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RIP all the cop outfits and glitched outfits lost in the purge
You will be remembered ;(
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>>160415407
Damn Jrv sounds sexy
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Tfw crashed after a sale.
So I'll just stay off until I get home.
Thanks for the help!
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>>160452442
i just change my resolution in-game and i lose the connection with chinks
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>>160442590
Is there a way to be topless like in that last image in the OP?
Without hacks.
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You may only reply to this post if you have a KDR higher than me
I'm9.75
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>>160461318
hi i play gta
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>>160461318
You're cute
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>>160461415
pssh, nice try kid
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>>160461415
>.00
You probably have less than 100 kills lmao
I've got almost 10 KDR but with 15k kills
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Anyone else crash?
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>>160461654
posted from my armored shitruma
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>>160461654
>He has died over 1500 times for other players
fucking kek
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>>160463226
15k is 15,000
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>>160463514
and tenth of that is 1500
and if you have almost 10 KDR
it means you've died over 1500 times to other person
your point is?
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Tell me about the Feltzer.
Why am I so sexually attracted to it?
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>>160464773
You have a fetish for ugly ricer shit.
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>>160464773
mercedes is stupid
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>>160463226
I play since day 1 on consoles
>>160462707
Stopped playing before they added that car but whatever you say lad
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>>160461318
Why aren't you guys turning GTA into a competitive gaming division?
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>>160464773
>SA
wew
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>-Snapdragon
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
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>>160465638
he's gone too?atleast his T20 is gone
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Ara I figured out a better way to do it.
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>>160465965
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>>160465965
now take him down with a pistol, that would be entertaining.
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>>160465965
>>160466139
Best player NA
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A GTAG IS SELLING HIS VACCA
I REPEAT, A GTAG IS SELLING HIS VACCA
VACCA CONFIRMED SHIT, SELL VACCA STOCKS NOW BEFORE THEY BOTTOM OUT
SELL, SELL, SELL
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>>160465736
He fell for the dash meme
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>>160465965
>>160466139
You're boring.
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>>160466471
Trying to manipulate market like this
nice try I'm on to you
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>some random nobody nigger messages me on social club
>not anonymous and never heard of or interacted with before
>copy paste it to thread
>gets fucking immensely triggered
>starts lashing out at everyone randomly
>"I was only pretending to be retarded" meme
Did you honestly think telling me not to do it after the fact, and in public here is in anyway going to make it less funny?
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>>160467075
fugg that is even worse
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Should I stick with the lip spoiler for my Schafter, or go with the low spoiler that breaks up that single secondary color line?
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SCARED
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>>160465638
I'm about to add to that meme out of necessity
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why does the gtag emblem suck so much?
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>10 minutes of loading
>outfits deleted every day
>cheatcunts everywhere
mp mod when? Cuckstar clearly have no intention of fixing this mess, the problems just keep piling up
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Punching NPCs in no cop missions still a good way to raise strength?
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>>160465965
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>>160469165
yes
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>>160467832
>>160467832
>>160467832
change when?
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>>160467832
you can always leave the crew if you don't like it
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>>160467832
>>160469868
>>160469973
dont be mean
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>>160470338
just change the fucking emblem, it's garbage and nobody cares about the Tron shit anymore
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that's cool and all but..
Check out the best female in GTAG today.
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>>160471501
That isn't Joacim, Null, Kaz, Cayli, Goz, Hairless or the many other fine woman characters in /gtag/
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>>160470447
dont be mean
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>>160471501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQSMjm8fi1
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>>160471686
>Joacim
Ok
>Hariless
ok
>Kaz
>Cayli
>Goz
>Null
Literally who?
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>when you troll jrv and he takes it seriously
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>>160472318
>when jrv talks dirty to you
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Anybody doing heists?
Anybody wanna help me get alegitMariachi?
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>>160471686
>null, kaz, cayli, goz
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>>160474195
see, this is a lot more entertaining that rooftop kills
i want to see my leader on the ground more often
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I just realized the stock on the micro smg is now fixed with scope, no longer only existing in fine aim
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>>160474698
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>>160475713
Not the first time Kaz has been under Blater
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>>160475713
-imagine -being -unable -to -drive -the -easiest -to -control -bike -in -a -straight -line
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>>160475713
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Who spawned money in crew sesh! Got teleported to a group and quit as quick as possible
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>>160476383
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Its okay guys I kicked autismbux from gtag for all the crew killing. No need to thank me
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>>160476762
Good job you're making /gtag/ a better place
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>>160476762
thank you
t. East Side Chris
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>>160476762
thanks
t. Watson, gtag superstar detective
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THE TIME HAS COMEAND SO HAVE I
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
love yourself, brother
keep jet shitting
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
wow pls be my gtag bf
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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jrv for crew leader when
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
nys jetcuck
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>>160477635
jys netcuck
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>>160477635
hi I wanted to reply too
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>>160477720
>>160477759
>>160477857
>>160477961
>>160478037
>>160478085
>>160478126
>>160478182
>>160478262
dont be mean
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>all these people that haven't embraced jet shitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbKi1VJRJc
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>>160478325
sys jetcuck
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>>160478325
they hate me because they ain't me
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>>160478387
>3 seconds in
>shows himself approaching player at low altitude and mild angle
cringed right there, quit that shit
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>>160478721
suck me desu
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>>160478996
*slurp slurp* ur so big blater
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>>160479073
So who here actually seen it that confirmed the size?
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I'LL LAUGH LAST CUZ YOU CAME TO DIE
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>>160479187
I've seen it first person and yes it is that big, in some sex positions their is a bit of a stomach bulge from it
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Nessi vs Jrv vs Blater who wins in this triple threat?
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>>160480115
It's gonna be boring anyway, because it will be another jetshitting contest.
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>>160480115
I'm only good with rockets, t b h.
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>>160480115
I win because I use jets the most, duh.
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>>160467478
>SPOILERS ON A SCHAFTER
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Whoever suggested the Schafter V12 for me the other day, you guys are brilliant. Great handling, good acceleration and speed, and best of all, it's got that growl that I love from the Dominator.
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>>160481649
>buying a car for its top speed and choosing not to give it a higher top speed
kys retard, I bet you have a 'class' etr
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>>160481649
The only reason I ask is because the high level one breaks up the black of the secondary color that I have on it.
But come on, lip spoilers don't count as a spoiler.
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>>160481830
I can't believe we have a retard that would consider using the lip spoiler in the crew. You gonna give it the third front bumper option too?
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>>160481989
Please, the Schafter doesn't need more of a chin.
But you have to admit, without that lip on the back, it's ass just isn't as pretty as it could be.
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>Three (3) Boxvilles
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>No /gtag/bestfriend
Give me one good reason not to plan my suicide
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>>160482128
>removing badges is """"""cool""""""
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>everyone complaining about wiped closets
>still have all my outfits including cop
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>>160482257
Sigh
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>Hey, wanna join this heist?
>Too bad, it's full! Ha ha!
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>>160483224
>1st character has a couple glitched outfits
>none of them wiped
>2nd character has no glitched outfits
>gets wiped anyways
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What's your guys' opinion on the Khamelion?
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>>160483762
Underrated car
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>>160483802
I really like the look of it.
There's just something about a nice long sports car.
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Got a new one for the KOS list: Youtubers
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>>160484498
>Recommended for you
nys
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Have you done your good deed for the day, /gtag/?
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>>160484632
>Youtube's retarded and that's my fault
nys
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>>160484664
Shit on attention whores?
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>>160484664
I soloed a bunch of missions and got some guy like 70k
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nys
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>Explosivefag runs at you with RPG over his shoulder
>Shoot him
>"noob"
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>>160485154
>He starts typing in chat for me to come back so he can kill me
>Keep typing easy in chat
>He's been waiting outside my apartment for 30 minutes while I'm alt-tabbed looking at porn
triggering ruskies is best feel
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>>160484664
Have I killed myself? Not yet, maybe someday.
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BEST CAR FOR SICK DRIFTS
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Can I join the PS4 crew?
SC - NCR-CB
PSN - NCRCB
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>>160485508
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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>>160485481
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Is there a crew session right now?
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>>160485627
that doesn't look very /rally/ though
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>Two randos on a bike chase me down and shoot me out of my car while I'm in a menu
>They decide they're gonna camp me or something, keep away from my car
>run by a corner a drop a proximity mine
>randos decide to leave me alone
>Get back to my car and decide to just drive around
>fifteen minutes later, I get a kill notice and claim a $7000 bounty.
haha, random mines!
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>>160485481
Almost any compact.
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>>160485683
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>>160485469
Wish I could give you a hug
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>>160485508
I turned on the game just to accept your request so you better be nice!
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>>160485779
colin mccrae as fuck
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>>160485889
Thanks, I appreciate it!
>>160485596
Dead via suicide.
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>>160485874
I'm actually really lonely maybe that's why I attention whore so much.
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And there's another request on here for the PS4 crew, any one of you lovely lads put one in and forget to post your name in the thread? :) Speak up and I can accept you! Gotta know you're not some filthy random!
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>>160486014
It's going to be OK.
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What does it feel like to have people happy that you're still alive when you wake up want to play the game with you?
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>>160486014
Here's one (you) for (you)
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>>160486523
You tell me since I'm happy you're alive and want to play with you
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>Anger a Russian by killing him repeatedly
>Don't say a word to him
>He's spamming in chat all game about how mad he is
>Hide in apartment while he rages and spergs shooting rockets at my windows
>kek
>Leave
>Friend requests
>Messages out the ass
>Break the silence with "easy"
>Block
I can only imagine how fucking upset he is, it makes me erect
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>>160486912
Lying is a sin y'know
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>>160487346
But if I didn't wanna play with you I wouldn't be playing with you yet I am playing with you ipso facto its not a lie
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Stop crewkilling each other!
ONE RULE
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>>160491817
Its ok when its consensual my man
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>>160442590
Red pill me on GTA V onlinefor pc
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>>160492742
blaterflying.webm
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>>160492339
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>>160492791
Lots of grind, fun with friends, boring without them
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>>160492873
That's lewd
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>>160492873
>>160492989
RKOoutanowhere.webm
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>>>/wsg/1400095
When your road captain activates formation.I hope I linked it right.
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Pronghorn maid dlc fucking when?
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>>160494072
>horse noises
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>>160494072
>linking to webms in an Imageboard
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>>160494179
webms are multiple images anon.And the audio is the best part, it's 4mb
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>>160494072
you're fucking shit at linking and sound editing. How about you solve both problems and just post mute webms in thread
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>>160494072
I like it
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>>160494253
The horse noises were me spamming the mic.
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>>160494347
remember when you would spam that "the joke, you head" WebM as a rebuttal to any criticism?
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>>160476584
>low camera height
kys desu
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wattup /gtag/ I've wanted to buy GTA V for a while now, but I've been put off by all the reviews saying how innocent people are getting banned because of cheaters. How bad actually is the cheating on GTA Online?
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>>160494657
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>>160494832
Yeah, totally innocent. They were good boys, they dindu nuffin. They went to church, they was gettin good grades on they heists. It's those damn cheaters! They're the real problem, those boys was just victims. Gotta get mo money fo dem cheat detection programs.
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>>160494832
Pretty bad, but if you have friends or join gtag, for example, then it could become a very fun game.
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Allahukabur - I forgot which chris that was probably.
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>game fucks up, one of my shipments disapears
>disconnect, eat the half bar disconnect penalty
>game gives me the fucking 4 bike shipment with only 3 bikers
fuck you rockstar, you pieces of fucking garbage
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>>160495328
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I will not let this thread go silently into the night
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I see why Nessi gets shit on now.
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>>160495203
Eastside Chris
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>>160485627
>>160485779
Not an AE86
fucking nys
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pantsless option formen__when?
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>>160499531
When females get bridal outfits
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>>160499531
male chastity belts first
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Is there a mod to make vehicles physically smaller?
I want to fit a Lazer inside a garage. Story mode only of course.
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>>160499770
>Get bridal outfits
>suddenly churches has enterable interiors
>gtag starts having autistic weddingsagain
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>>160499947
i would finally marry the qtp2test girl of /gtag/
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hi i like kuruma fun
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>>160500810
the kurma with anti shoot through or no shoot through stopper?
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>>160478387
Did you add that shitty music to your self radio or to the vid.
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>>160499878
why don't you go make it
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reminder
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>>160504403
but that's not an ocelot lynx
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>log online to run some CEO crates
>join on a random crew member
>he leaves right after I connect
>solo pub all to myself for 2hours
Bless you, anon. Bless you.
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>>160505289
Might've been me, since I didn't get namedropped which upsets me, I'll admit I was recording clips for Vaccafagging :^)
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>>160505947
Don't spill that ecola on the interiors
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>>160502745
dont be mean
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>>160494832
buy it for console 2bh
all the chinese cheaters outweigh the advantages of muh masterrace
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>>160505947
>all those repeated button presses
get a fucking controller
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>>160507673
>cucktroller
>have put it away every single time I want to do anything involving aiming or typing
No thanks, I'd rather trigger autismos like you with jerky arm movements
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>>160507832
>being this basic
vaccafags, ladies and gentlemen
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>>160508319
VROOM VROOM faggot
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Does anyone have a link to the official discord?
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The PCJ 600 is such a cool fucking bike, too bad it sucks.
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>>160505947
>Drinks in the interior
Fucking trash tier car
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Alright, space between the lanes is clear, time to get a nice camera ang-
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>>160508625
>wanting to join the discord only to have null throw a tantrum cuz ?????? and kick you
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does it matter which CEO tower I buy? I entirely missed the update so I've never fucked with any of it.
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>>160511343
Null's discord is dead though
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>>160511236
Is that an Esskey? It looks really nice.
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>>160511358
You're paying for the location, office view, and the rooftop. Some are easier to use than others.
I very highly recommend the view from Lombank, especially at night.
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>>160508625
https://discord.gg/ADjR7Uy
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>>160511879
Also NO STAIRS
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Rate my Banshee.
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>>160513274
It's a banshee
Boring/10
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>>160513274
>neons
>custom tires
>tinted windows
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>>160513274
really fucking shit
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>>160513563
But it goes with the car's color...
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my connection right now seems fucked, keeps throwing me back into SP.
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>>160513274
>nig wheels with nig tyres
>fuck ugly low contrast paint
>neons
>no other cosmetic options is boring
WTF was the them of your build? I've seen good race cars, TT cars, street kings, and luxury GTs built from the 900r, and you did none of that.
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>>160513274
its shit anon, pure garbage.
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>>160513274
I keep forgetting to buy a Carbonizzare dammit.
>>
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>>160515226
mine looks like a street tuner, with the single exhaust pipe and neons
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>>160515226
Ditch the wheels for something less nigger and tada, its 80% less shit.
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>>160443453
vacca a shit
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>>160515226
I don't have a picture, but mine looks like Hans RX7 from the fast and furious
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>>160443453
vacca a cute
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>>160515535
>can't make out nig wheels from tasteful high end wheels
die
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>>160515941
look at that cuteness.
also, can you make a Stig outfit? the mascot from top gear
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>>160515886
it's shit, deal with it.
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>>160515886
There are no tasteful high-end wheels
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>>160515990
old pic, oopsies
Stig? Probably, but I didn't see any white helmets, and the racing jackets are shit
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>>160515990
No, all the racing suits have sponsors on them and there is no white mirror helmet
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>>160515886
If you're picking from high end or those fuckhuge wheels from Benny's, its nasty.
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>>160516003
>MAM LUK CAR SHIT I SAID SO!!!1!1!
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>tfw the only rims i like are the stock infernus rims.
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>>160498894
This anon doesn't know who hes talking with, I see.
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>>160516341
I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED
CRX≠AE86
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>>160516523
???
it isn't a CRX tho
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>>160516341
stop teasing futo, I just sold mine.
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>>160516523
>>160516630
ignore the NPG, he's just retarded
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>>160516671
futo a cute compact
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>>160516107
it does, sorry you're taking it so hard
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Is it still worth buying the CEO stuff if I only ever play with 2 people? or will I get fucked
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>>160517129
I'm just allergic to niggers.
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>>160518082
same anon, the smell reminds me of shit mixed with baby powder.
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>>160518142
Yea, you sure smell weird.
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>>160517997
The office has a lot of useful perks and is worth buying, but the warehouses are only sensible if you and your friends all plan on making a long time investment into the game. It'll take a sale or two to get out of the red, plus the cost of crates, and that can take quite a bit of time.
It's not so bad with GTAG as many GTAG are readily available and willing to help other GTAG, but if it's just you and your homies against the world it may be wiser to reconsider.
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>>160518646
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>>160516341
Nice
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this motherfucker rolls up and spits fire on you're tranny girlfriend
what do /gtag/?
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>>160517997
2 friends is more than you need, you can easily solo it if you're alone and having friends makes things go a lot faster, especially if you've got your friends on the ground or in your organization buzzard full-time grabbing crates while you fly around in a jet and do VIP for them. pays for your crates, makes your friends happy, and happy associates means your associates already have your crate or almost have your crate before you leave the office.
t. jetcuck that did not in fact neck himself
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>>160519376
I would respectfully cum all over it.
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>>160519376
Make him eat dust with superior X-80.
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>>160517997
I do CEO stuff exclusively because I hate any lobbied shit, so it's worth it for myself.
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>>160519685
and prove what exactly? that you're good at driving shit cars with on-rails handling? kek
not gonna get bitches that way faggot
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>>160519894
I would gladly give my left nut for GTAIV car handling and weapon sounds for GTAV.
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>>160519894
bitches see my shotaro and they know I can provide for them which is what really turns a bitch on.
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>>160519894
X80 doesnt have on rail handleing, else gtag would love it like the T20/ETR1/shotato
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>>160519894
prove that your car is a slow, ugly, piece of shit lmao
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>>160520003
I drive bitches in style over to my Golden Miljet, which is proceed to land on Maze Bank, go inside my office, show them all my dosh lying on the ground, call a SuperVolito Carbon and fly them over to my Aquarius yacht.
>>160520064
bait
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>>160520242
You're obviously crying for help, but we don't know what it is yet, Anon.
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>>160520242
>owning all those useless status symbols
>still driving around the infernus-light
for what purpose
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>>160520242
>owning Aquarius
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>>160516829
can only a specific yacht be parked at the end of the vespucci pier? can only park it further south or north
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>>160520616
Style.
No other car looks nearly as good, this is an objective fact.
Do you not wash / clean your teeth / brush your hair to save time in real life? You do, you enjoy it, people around you enjoy it.
Would you rather only drive the ugliest but at the same time fastest vehicle in GTA, too? I know I wouldn't enjoy that. Just the fact that all of the shitters are doing the same thing as you is extremely revolting.
>>160520916
poorfag
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>>160521015
Pisces gives you better vehicles, more sun shades, a full third deck, a tall mast, and no nig exhaust. You can't claim to have taste with Aquarius
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>>160521015
the cheaper yacht is legitimately better.
also voltic>vacca style-wise
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>>160519340
What is this based on?
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>>160522442
idk but there's so many factors that are likely ignored that it's foolish to try to actually make that graph. You know we're not robots and shit varies, right?
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>>160522618
This. It's not like most people only plan to do one of those four activities, and it's pointless to include a glitch on the list solely due to its nature as a glitch. You may as well throw in a line for TT that's essentially vertical.
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>>160522442
More or less perfect performance. If you're good you can do a full pacistan in an hour, if your associates are good you can do a crate delivery in 5 minutes etc.
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Man, I'm really having trouble deciding between getting a Voltic or a Kahmelion.
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>>160522907
The khamelion is extremely underwhelming, go for the voltic.
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>>160522907
Definitely a Khamelion.
Still wishing for a topless variant of it. Topless Voltic is disgusting. And Voltic with a roof is disgusting, too.
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>>160522907
I prefer the Voltic because it's quiet as hell. It makes you feel like the car is levitating.
>>
Daily reminder that this is the optimal CEO routine:
crate>SS>HH>crate>SS>HH, etc. (occasionally another crate after SS and then HH if you don't get lucky with the cooldown and can't start a HH after SS, meaning it would be crate>SS>crate>HH>crate etc.)
Remember, associates like being paid, so give them your SS cash if you've got the expendable income. This buys loyalty ;)
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>>160522907
They are really similar, the only real difference in performance is just acceleration. Just decide based on looks
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>>160522878
would still rather do CEO work/crates desu
you can solo it and end up with millions by the end of the week, updates are about two-three months apart, you have everything you need when the updates drop
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>>160523076
nigga, you dumbass cracka, Khamelion and Voltic share the same engine sound
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>>160523168
shut up
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>>160523126
how to give money to other people? Do you need an office for that?
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>>160523167
would still rather do TT desu
you need a friend, but end up with millions after only a few minutes ($1 000 000 every 6 minutes and 40 seconds actually (and that's an older version, it's faster now))
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>>160523167
CEO work is the safest and requires no investment (well you have to become a CEO but there's no reason to not own an office) plus you can do it at pretty much peak efficiency alone. Crates will make you more money but require a huge buy-in and pacistan grinding beats them both unless you do crates for many-many hours
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>>160523330
It's in Inventory>Cash of the quick menu. Anyone can do it. You need the money in-hand to share it, and you can give it to anyone in the session or quickly divide it among your associates.
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>>160523330
you have to actually have it in your pocket and not in the bank, and you can only give money you've earned from VIP work other than HH, which for some reason can't be shared. For instance, SS and Hostile Takeover are two popular ones to give your associates.
Interaction menu>inventory>cash>share cash from last job>manually set up the percentages for your associates, otherwise it won't give away the full amount for the job.
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>>160523573
nice
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If Jay.c & Blater had a kid.
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Fact, catower is the best female in gtag.
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>>160524162
Okay.
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>>160524162
but that's notshorty
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Post business(s)
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>>160524705
You are a man of patrician taste; however, I must kindly implore you to stay the fuck back, nigga.
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Why no thong underwear in gtao lads?
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>>160525007
god document forgery is shit why did they think that is an acceptable payout for the investment and amount of effort it takes to grind supplies (since if you buy them you're operating at a loss LOL BRAVO ROCKSTAR GREAT BUSINESS)
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>>160525007
I wish they put a clubhouse where that document forgery place is or in one of the abandoned buildings next to it
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>>160518373
Why are you smelling me, homo?
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>>160526043
Because children play this rated M game.
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I love everyone :3
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>>160528870
Neat
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>>160528870
Kill yourself.
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>when you can see your yacht from your office
Feels good man
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>>160529174
>>160529128
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>>160529398
I'm the guy taking away your dumb snake hands, grow up whiney little bitch.
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>>160529458
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>>160528870
Not everyone ;-;
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>>160529837
I love (you)
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Will need sales associates soon(tm).
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>>160531683
Too busy watching GT, sorry senpai
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fucking
my god damn outfits are all gone
cUNT
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>>160532030
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDD
HHHHHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSS OOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTFFFFFIIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSSS AAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE
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>Buy a car
>sitting in the garage for fifteen minutes trying to decide what to color it.
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>>160532427
Me every time but also fighting the urge to just say fuck it and paint every car some shade of my favorite color.
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>>160457110
unplugging my ethernet has never worked for me, it immediately dcs me, whereas the firewall trick works every time without issue
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>>160532427
I've wasted hours in single player messing with colors. I started writing most of them down, so at least I have a few ideas I know I'll like. Compliments on my cars make my dingle tingle.
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>>160532427
Me and the windsor, lost count how many times i painted it over
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>>160532867
>That feel when your character has a two color scheme
>Want to make all your cars that same scheme
>one of your favorite cars only has one color
God Dammit. Why aren't there more secondary paint schemes?
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>>160533085
Nice Windsor.
Mine has had the same color scheme since I bought it.
>>160533105
I wish there were tertiary colors desu, especially for some of the liveries like the ones for the new bikes. Fucking ghost flames a shit if you can only have them in white while the basic ass Daemon that launched with the game gets them as its secondary color.
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>>160533085
Nice piece of shit car, my black and red X80 with 4 spoilers will leave that trash in the dust.
What a joke of a car.
Have fun driving that slow shit.
X80 is so much better.
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>>160533376
My hydra will leave your X80 in the dust, what are you going to do about it?
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>>160533376
Hi Vaccafag
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>>160533105
You must become one with the pearls.
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>>160533618
But green and bronze don't exactly look all that great.
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>>160533540
Vacca? PFFFFT
I would never buy such a cheap shitheap of a car. It's SO SLOW!
I mean, it has 3916ms slower lap time! What the fuck, who would EVER want to own that piece of shit?
X80 literally blows everything out of the water. Enjoy your obsolete car, faggot.
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i like my vacca :(
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>>160533897
Hi Vaccafag
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>>160534024
HAHA! HE ACTUALLY LIKES VACCA! LOOK AT HIM! HE LIKES ANYTHING BESIDES THE FASTEST VEHICLE IN A CATEGORY! KKKKEEEEEKKKKK
WHAT A LOSER
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>>160533693
Green pearl on bronze, yeah, that would look like puke. But a soft bronze or gold color on a green or olive base might not look half bad.
Learn to branch out and start thinking in hues and shades. Green and tan, green and copper, bright vs. dull greens, things like that. There are only four purples in the game, not counting mattes and crew, and two of those purples are damn near the same color yet I've managed to stretch a purple theme across 60-some vehicles by keeping a color wheel handy.
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>>160533540
>>160534024
>>160534089
:^)
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>>160534759
Right now my several two tones cars use the dark green as the primary, with one of the blacks (usually graphite) with a bronze, or bright orange pearl over it.
Gives the green a less intense yellow highlight, making it look more gold or bronze, and makes the black a straight up bronze in the light.
But without that black popping in the bronze, the color is just a little too intense. I wish I had a darker green, like the Midnight Blue or Purple to pair whatever bronze pearl color I wanted to use.
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>>160533693
Some of the browns could pass for bronze as a pearlescent. I think Moss Brown has the most green in it, and it does compliment a couple of the green metallics. I wrote down Olive Green and Creek Brown, but I can't recall what it looks like in-game.
Try to stick with dark colors for the primary, since light colors wash out whatever pearl you try to put on it.
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>>160534145
Hi Vaccafag
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>>160535002
My Sterling GT is dark green with moss brown pearlescent. Appealing af.
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>tfw we get turbos but no supercharger option for muscle cars
>blowers on the muscle cars have fuckhueg superchargers that do nothing
nice rockstar
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>>160531683
Aren't you getting bored of doing that same shit every time?
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>>160537825
You can ask that about real life / video games / anything else really.
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hey vaccafag we should go out sometime...
in our vaccas
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>>160538270
Hi Vaccafag it's cute when you pretend there are other Vaccafags
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>Get on GTAO
>/gtag/ starts getting off
This keeps happening and I'm starting to think its personal
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>>160538530
There are at least two vaccafags in this thread.
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>>160538548
Give it an hour or so, you're coming in at the end of Euro gaming time. Sometimes I'll get on around this time, think "man nobody is on" and then BOOM a dozen GTAG will get on.
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>>160538530
>>160536083
>>160534089
>>160533540
Hi Vaccafag
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>>160533105
Wear a hillary pantsuit in the secondary color while driving it or, alternatively, get yourself checked out by a licensed MD.
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>>160536392
I settled on a Dark Green with Bronze pearl. on it.
In softer light, it gives it a very velvety look, in sunlight it's a bit more of a pop, but I think I might want something more subtle.
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>>160540168
looks like a well oiled turd.
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>>160540335
Thanks senpai
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>>
>tfw no burglary missions
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479315976009.webm
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>>160541312
that is fucking horrific, this is a blueboard pls
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>>160541749
>Jay following you around like a lost puppy
You're such a maneater. I love it.
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>>160541749
why would you kill null, she a good girl she dindu nuffin
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>>160541312
God I'm cumming
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>>160541874
https://youtu.be/GbevQH1B9ic
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>>160531683
Add me senpai JudolfKreditler
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>>160541874
Whats a man eater?
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>>160543472
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=man+eater+definition
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>>160543472
This song will explain everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
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>>160543734
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>>160450029
>>160513274
Bravatti protonshee X80r
Best car, nodiscuss
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>>160544058
I didn't know that McDonald's delivered.
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>>160544058
it's like one of those turds with encrusted corn in it.
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>>160544015
A "dominant" woman who has many "sexual partners." Okay got it.
>>160544058
Looks like something that could be designed sometime soon.
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>>160544570
The only thing that should be in sarcastic quotes is "woman".
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KUSH COMA
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fuc you moa
ive been quiet for so long but now ive come to my breaking point. so i was minding my own business, grinding tt like all the other VICTIMS when suddenly POOF you have been banned form gta online. i thought those were just rumors but boy was i wrong. i just want you all to realize that this moa wings guy is a trap, a r* ban trap. promising my fellow anons with free and easy money, but in reality all they get is a cold hard ban...
FUCK YOU MOA
K
Y
S
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>>160546191
>It's moa's fault that I chose to use TT script.
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>>160545538
I AM IN A
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>>160546675
hes fucking memeing and wont stop namedropping me
i know whos doing it, im gonna namedrop him...
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Bike melee is stronk.
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safe space
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reminder that crates are cancer and ruin everything and encourage gtag to start safe space crew only pub session then everyone goes offline when crating is done and there is no chance for fun left because everyone is burned out at the end
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>>160550537
>saving up to become CEO, buy office and crates.
>by the time I save enough to start grinding everyone is sick of it.
I just know.
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yo anyone seen short chris?
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>presidente/police stinger never
>civilian vapid interceptor never
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>>160550993
I think I saw him, which chris is this? I let short chris know.
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>>160550993
naw, only fat chris
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>>160550537
>jose wants to group bully but gtag won't let him
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I'm a little amazed at how much better my Khamelion is handling outside of the races I tested it in. I'm wondering if the spoiler added onto it really did that much to help, or if maybe there's just some kind of strange bias for races.
I'm making turns in freemode that I never could in the stock one in a race.
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>>160442590
Lemme in dat PS4 crew, my boys
PSN - VoidPedal
SC - SnugglyButt
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Why is Nightshade the best muscle car in the game?
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>>160544058
:P
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>Wear a bikini, flat chest
>Wear a some of the newer released shirts, C/D cups
That is some serious padding
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>>160554487
Anon, where do you think you keep your ammo?
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>tfw just can't bring myself to grind up to 2mil for the bike quick enough for the outfit
end my whole shit
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>>160554487
>Wear a racing jacket
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>>160524162
Best is relative.
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>>160554487
boobs are a meme, everyone knows ass is the patrician's choice
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>>160553208
I got u
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>>160554876
This.
Idk why but shorts seem to make the booty look best. Maybe it's just me.
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>>160554884
Thank you senpai
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*eurobeat intensifies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw
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>>160555127
fug i always hated this meme song
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>>160519340
Confession: I just started playing this game after like a year and a half away and I have no fucking clue what crates or pacistan are
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>>160555009
in game or real life? in real life yoga pants or jeans are the best IMO, although some of the shorts chicks wear you can literally see the bottom of their ass, which I agree is very nice
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>>160555379
Crates are stuff you grind as CEO in freeroam so you can sell them for potentially loads of money
Pacistan is Pacific Standard, the last heist in GTAO which pays pretty well assuming you finish it in a timely manner eg; with /gtag/ or friends
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>>160555510
In game. IRL just about anything goes for me.
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>>160555510
trashy/tryhard lower-class losers. Add some skrillex hair and very visible tattoos and they are all set.
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Crew session going on now?
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>>160556921
Yes but youre not invited
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>No one wants to do a capture job for the daily mission
B-but...
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Casually move to the right to avoid explosions.
>>160557942
Name and are u on pc?
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>>160558056
>Messing with Batman who had prep time
Asking for it
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what the fuck
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>>160557850
okay crafty :)
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>>160550857
you can solo grind, that's the point of crates
it was a lot more active everywhere in june/july
there are still nice crewmembers who will help you though.
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>>160558216
>TT cucks getting BTFO
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>>160558496
I received money from a hacker in the lobby many months ago, and used mods on singleplayer many months before that. That's all
what did rockstar mean by this?
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>>160558714
>Rockstar is banning ants
Good.
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>>160558714
>i dindu nuffin
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Who /honest/ here? Just made ~$5M the other week doing nothing but CEO work/Deadline with randoms.
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>>160559680
im at 2.5 mil but im working the american dream
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hurr
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>>160558496
you wish faggot
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>>160558001
wow im telling nerd
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Did Rockstar Faggot mention anymore updates for 2016 or was the bikers update the last of it?
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Hi all, Pwnjones would like an invite to GTAG on PC please.
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>>160559946
You know that probably happens because the game never accounted for fighting to happen at distances greater than a block or two.
>>
Post DRIFT
>>
Reminder that next week is the in game Black Friday sale which will give discounts on ALL vehicles
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>>160561912
THE pwnjones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wgda6iT2c
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>>160561912
Gotcha
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>>160562654
Noice. Time to rebuy a Adder and Turismo.
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>>160562686
Nah man, I've been Pwnjones for years but that ain't me.
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>>160563120
Thank you!
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>>160563340
Your secret is safe with me Pwn :^)
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>>160561735
I remember him implying more stuff but no hard confirmation. Also the first news wire post about bikers seemed to mention something else but again nothing but speculation
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>>160455627
>big update in December
Source?
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>>160534874
wrong wheels
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>>160559680
made about 6mil over the past week and spent it all today. feel p gud desu senpai
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>>160561435
I didn't do nuffin
>>160562502
Drift Tampa? Drift cars? Mid-drift? Well you get a skyline drift!Which will never happen for gtao.
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>>160550857
most crate stuff can be done alone, you only really need help with the sales
>>160550537
those delicious 2m+ spending money after all is said and done make up for it though.
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>>160564908
not the guy you're replying to but rockstar faggot dropped a couple of posts related to high risk vehicles about a month ago
shit like an executive garage with 20 spaces at base and additional 20 spaces available at purchase, armoured trucks and etc.
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>>160550857
I'm in that same boat friend.
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>>160565572
Wew fucking lad that would be great but I'll stay cautiously optimistic. Yea he was 100% legit but he did intentionally mislead us a few times for keks.
That does sound like an endgame update though, which would fit with the speculation of RDR release being the end up GTAO updates
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>>160565572
Has that guy posted here since the day after bikes dropped or has he been MIA since?
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>Messing around the editor again
>The one good shot is ruined because my characters eyes are closed during it
Oh well.
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>>160566341
It may not be all off, careful reading off the first newswire post about bikers stated there would be the bikers stuff and high end vehicle deliveries. And I don't think we got anything like that with bikers, so it's safe to assume it's it's own thing.
20 car garage is hard to believe though, mainly because I can't see the game being able to handle having 20 unique vehicles on screen at the same time online. SP maybe, but not online.
And they usually do add a vehicle for Christmas, so there would need to be an update soon to add it in.
>>
>going from one session where everyone is just shooting each other, theres no mission or anything going on
>to another session with four guys just carpet bombing everything
>to another full of rampant murder
Theres just no reason for me to play this game anymore, is there.
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>>160568387
Take a break and come back when a update hits. No reason to force yourself to play.
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>>160547902
succ
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>>160568387
If I get kicked out because of not putting that purge thing on my bio, I'll probably leave too bro. It's just the same, just a different day.
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Crew session going on?
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>>160569065
Yes but youre not invited
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>>160569125
invite me now dammit
>>
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>>160569290
did I stutter
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I've had this fucking song in my head all goddamn week.
If R* goes to a modern Vice City, I seriously fucking hope some of the 80's Vice City music returns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnkOXjH52g
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>>160569398
yes
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How do I make a female that doesn't look like complete shit? Is there a slider guide?
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>>160569428
why do you need to hide behind private sessions to hide ur ass you dumb fuck. fr all you need to know about the /gtag/ crew is 3 words: suck, my, and dick
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>>160569529
>How do I make a female that doesn't look like complete shit?
You have to try hard
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>>160569529
>Pick a attractive mother
>Make sure the resemblance slider is all the way to her side
>Mess with the profiles sliders and such to fine tune
>Pick clothing and hair that doesn't make her look dumb
It will never look perfect because how lack luster the sliders are but you can generally make something pleasing on the eyes instead of flat out ugly like most people run around as.
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>>160569529
You don't.
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>>160442590
Fuck off tranny avatarfag.
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>>160566559
he's been MIA afaik
let's hope he's on point again
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>>160570257
He better be. I'm counting on those 60 vehicle slots.
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jet whoring is a legitimate strategy
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>>160571214
why are you talking about strategy in such a casual game
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>>160571562
Ditto this post. GTA doesn't benefit from strategy, only tactics.
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>>160569741
>you can generally make something pleasing on the eyes instead of flat out ugly like most people run around as.
This. Just spend some time on it and it will be fine.
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Post 'em.
>Favourite Weapon
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Radio Station
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>>160573093
Pump shotgun
Double TYoutube playlist
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>>160573093
>>Favourite Weapon
Special Carbine cuz rifles
>>Favourite Vehicle
Technical is too qt and way too fucking fun
>>Favourite Radio Station
LS Rock Radio
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>>160573093
Bullpup Rifle
Jester
Mirror Park
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>>160573093
>Pistol .50
>Double T
>Space 103.2
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>>160573093
>revolver
>drift Tampa
>radio mirror park
>>
SC - A.Wyatt.Man
Crew - PC gtag
pls ;^)
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>>160574437
>>160573651
Who are you quoting?
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>>160569529
If you struggle with making a female that badly, just make a male.
A good place to start is to choose a decent looking mother that isn't FUCKING sophia. Gtag has enough sophia same faces. Then making the character bald to get the proportions correct. I just looked at greek marble statues, and other women with great facial structure. Try to leave the nose normal. The way it looks in the editor v.s what the in game looks like are two completely different things. After you're comfortable with the proportions, and a pixie haircut, and edit from there.
It's going to take a great amount of perfectionist tier editing which won't even matter later, because people are going to shoot you in the face anyway.
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>>160574895
I can't even remember which mother I used. Any sameface trouble can be corrected with good makeup and an amazing sense of style.
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Bump!
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>>160575874
>Any sameface trouble can be corrected with good makeup and an amazing sense of style.
This is very good advice. Use makeup conservatively to accentuate your character's facial features, and take time to learn to dress and come up with good outfits. Don't immediately gravitate to the le sexsee gril look, since those are a dime a dozen and they're usually shitters.
There are a few people in the crew who are pretty fashion-savvy, so if you see a GTAG who looks good, don't be afraid to ask for their opinion on your style.
>>
>>160573093
BullpupShotgun
Slamvan Custom
Worldwide
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>>160573093
Bullpup Shotgun
Comet
Uh, Space. 103.2, bobble.
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>>160577771
checked
also why bullpup? outside of it being the KSG? It's worse than the sawed off.
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>>160577886
I guess I'm being contrarian since the reason I like it (the looks aside) is because of how bad it is; I never see anyone using it. I spend most of my time in missions and other cooperative works rather than PvP so the meta game isn't as strong with me. I figure if I did spend more time in competitive modes then I likely wouldn't use the BP shotgun at all, even against AI. But knowing GTA always puts one pellet down the line makes AI headshots pretty easy and as I just said, that's how I spend most of my time.
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>>160551084
HNNNG That is so fucking nice.
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*dashes intensifies*
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>>160547902
SUCC XDDDD
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>>160532316
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGG GGGOOOOODDD
SHHHHUUUUUTTT THEEEE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>spending more money resupplying than making money
Bought to shut down the weed biz.
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Can we stop the vaccaposting?
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>>160580337
>thinking it will ever stop
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>>160580431
Fuck off nigger.
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>>160580465
No.
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FEMBOY POWER
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>>160580645
Looks like he has a huge forehead. Land a titan on it and so forth.
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>>160580239
>Not having infinite supplies
>>
> broughy showing off his qt gf in his recent video
fucking unsubbed reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
dongs
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>>160582159
>Not being happy for the guy
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>>160465965
that Launcher is Literal Cancer.
the Employee that Suggested it should be in an American Black Site.
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>>160582505
t. jet cuck
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>>160573093
Machine Pistol
Drift TampaMSX FM ONE OH ONE POINT ONE DROP TO THE BASS
>>
Can you guys add https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_vidya to the next OP?
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>>160547902
>no stupid person calling null a cheater for surviving the explosion
A nice change for once
>>
>>160561938
The thing is, fighting at that distance used to work a lot better before the MC patch that somehow broke it
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>>160580645
lips too big nose is fucked makeup is bad
try again
>>
WATS TEE TEE?!
>>
>join lobby
>get jetshitted
>okay
>talk shit on mic
>can't equip weapons
>get spam emote danced a few times
>jet is in passive mode
just lmao, can't wait for this cuck to spend another 50$ to play online
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>>160532030
mine too, every time i restart the game they are gone.
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How do you guys do it sometimes?
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>>160585323
I personally like how he came out desu, your character is super dank though
>>160581078
Don't bully his forehead!
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>>160585323
H O W
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>>160585373
TEE TEE?!?!
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>5 man MC doing stand your ground
>me as solo CEO
>fucking around for 10 minutes almost get two captures
>get in buzzard use it to get up on the baseball diamond
>run over President who's standing on the point
>about to take it
>he ragequits
Salty players don't know I'd do this for free
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WATS TEE TEE?
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WATS TEE TEE?
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>>160580645
you dun fucked up
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>>160580645
literally everyone itt picks that fucking square nosed misty parent and thinks they can edit their way out of it
she is a shitty parent and everyone who picks her looks exactly the fucking same with eyes too close together and a big fucking square ass nose
well done
PICK AN ASIAN MOTHER
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>>160586230
holy shit you literally look like you guard the labyrinth, you deformed grass eating motherfucker
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>>160589447
>>160589795
>being this jealous someone made a prettier boy than you
Go home "qt"
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>>160590031
I'm pretty sure noone thinks that
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>>160589795
I'm fine with thisl, I just made a character I felt was aesthetically pleasing to myself, guess I have ataste for ugly things lol
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>>160590213
>Too stupid to follow a ball of thread
whatever
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>>160577886
I like the bullpup shotgun, partly for the looks, but it also has a tigher spread, and thus more range, but it also doesn't have any damage modifiers for limbs. So like the sawed-off, it will always deal full damage if it hits.
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>>160573093
BullpupEverything
KhamelionSelf Radio
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>>160583672
Crew that is maxed out with 1k people yeah how about no.
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Vacca
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>>160586193
How do we do what?
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>>160586193
alcohol
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>>160592693
the manlet of supercars
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>>160586193
the thought of people trying to make an ordeal out of it, selfishness distributed to both sides of the incident, prospect of sex, etc.
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>>160593686
In what way exactly, anon?
It's faster than Adder :^)
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>>160593979
/r/equesting that one pic of Nicki Minaj leaving her pink Lamborghini but captioned with /gtag/ names
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Why did they have to ruin the economy like that
there is no point in doing jobs heists or anything else now that we have VIP shit
20k for 2-5 minutes of driving/flying and shooting around
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>>160594824
That's not all that good, honestly. Heists are much faster as long as your group isn't filled with dipshits that keep having to retry. Less repetitive too since it's just 6 missions to get around 775k~ profit, and you can just afk the setups if you want. (Sometimes idiots will get confused in Signal if they haven't done it before and wait for you at the boats, but usually at least one guy knows what he's doing so it's ok.)
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>>160594824
contact missions are still good for when you want your own instance though and a lot of people still want to do heists because dude pacstan lol
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>>160517997
I find MC stuff to be less tedious and more worthwhile, though the initial investment is much higher. (But doesn't have to be paid all at once and you can gradually build it up.)
My favorite way to grind cash lately is to alternate MC resupply missions with PacStan runs. Your stock doesn't go up as far as I can tell when you're in missions, but it will trickle in bit by bit as you wait around in between setups, and in the cooldown between, makes for a nice steady additional revenue stream that adds up over time, for fairly minimal effort. Of course, you could always alternate with CEO stuff if you really want max efficiency, since then your stock will go up at the same time, but I find CEO work to be tedious in general.
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>>160593686
VACCAFAGS BTFO
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friendly reminder that nullphaggot loves this shit
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>>160593686
very good analogy, vaccafags are always trying to prove themselves it's pathetic
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I'm completely broke and would love someone to start a TT session.
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>>160595784
>nullphaggot identifies with a slow, pigfat, piece of shit
POTTERY
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>>160590880
add mine then hippo crit
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>driving supercars
retards
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Fuck supers, post american V8s
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>>160597129
>people having preferences
Sure must be a huge newsflash for you. Get this hothead out of here.
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>>160597585
kys vaccafags fagor worse, are you a T20 or etr1 kind of faggot?
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>>160597864
>vacca
>t20
>etr
LMAO slow pieces of trash.
I drive Shotaro, noob. Leaves you in the fucking dust behind me. I don't need to slow down for corners either, get rekt kiddo. Have fun in your obsolete car kek xD.
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>>160597967
so you're just b8
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>>160598070
what the fuck is this furshit?
get the fuck out of MY thread
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>>160598163
Always looked like a Tauren to me. Do they count? I know the Charr are questionable.
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>>160598396
>tauren
>no horns
really now? just stop posting furshit
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>>160597585
Their preferences are wrong.
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>>160598519
It wasn't me posting it, and I stopped playing WoW in 2008. Memory is the first thing to go.
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>>160598574
hello Hillary supporter
We should genocide all the white males for being so racist and sexist, right?
Muslims are totally cool tho.
In case your dumb ass doesn't understand, I'm trying to show you examples of hypocrisy
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>>160598769
retard
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More FWD for GTAO never.
>>160595784
That's not my accord anon.
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>>160599006
Haha, looks like you got me there, buddy!
Your argument are so bulletproof and convincing! I cannot possibly make a recovery from getting blown out of the water this bad!
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>>160599096
>owning an accord
>having your dream car be an accord
>owning your dream car
LMAO
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>>160599262
retard
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>>160599262
retard
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look at this>>160599262 retard
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friendly reminder to kys if you own a vacca
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>>160599319
Was dream car ever used in the original post? No it wasn't. It's something I love.
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>>160599665
brb, buying 9 more Vaccas and painting them colors of rainbow just to annoy you faggot
:^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>160599787
how fucking dumb are you?
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>>160599665
China yourself.
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>>160599838
>wasting your own garage space because of what someone said on the internet
vacca truly is the Manley supercar
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>>160600026
>being this jealous of someone
I think your time has come pal, time to tighten that noose.
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>>160600026
>I own a vacca
>it's so irrelevant that it's in storage in one of my six car garages
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>>160599863
How upset are you? 1 v 1 dm me in game. You'll feel better afterwards.
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>>160600430
I did that already. We were supposed to do 3 races but you bailed after I won the first one.
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>>160600503
Okay I'm sorry, want to do the other two races when you're free?
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>he doesn't own a Monroe
Sad!
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>>160601652
>owning obsolete cars
Hello Vaccafag, bye Vaccafag
(that was me zooming past your slow shitheap on a Shotaro)
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>>160601652
>he doesn't own a Tropos
hold on, wait a minute you dummy
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>>160601894
>valuing performance over aesthetics
>>160601903
gorgeous car also
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change the ugly fucking embel when?
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>>160602001
aesthetics won't get you 1st place faggot, i'll make your shitty slow cars eat dust!
Vaccafag, when will he learn? besides, X80 looks way better than Monroe or Tropos, they are fucking ugly, X80 is also way faster than them, who even buys those pieces of shit? fucking poorfags
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Friendly reminder that if you have literally ANYTHING other than Death Grips on self radio then you should legitimately NYS
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>>160602160
basic level bait
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>>160574895
>>160579451
>>160580645
>>160585323
>>160589287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQSMjm8fi1
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>>160601652
Thinking of trading my Casco for one.
Neither of them would get a lot of use, but at least the Monroe is prettier.
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>>160602503
>in a lobby 2 days ago
>some rando autistic kid on mic
>"I don't really listen to music, mainly the music from Halo 2 or a movie soundtrack"
>laugh out loud
>realize half of /gtag/ is probably even more autistic
weird feel, I love you all thoughI listen to Howard Stern or podcasts unless I'm trolling on mic
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>>160602557
hurts every tiem
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Mfw owning both vacca and tropos
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>>160602503
>le darker than my soul metal
>quick google search revealed it's actually "hip hop"
kek, literally into the trash it goes, not even going to bother listening to a first result when searching for it in youtube
kys yourself to be quite honest, degenerate
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i have gta v installed is it fun
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>>160602958
>"I listen to anything, just not rap our country"
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>>160602989
ok keep us posted anon
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>>160602958
we should only allow whites into the crew desu
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Friendly reminder that if you have literally ANYTHING other than Taylor Swift on self radio then you should legitimately NYS
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>>160602989
it is not fun i do not reccomend playing it as it is not enjoyabe thank you for reading my post goodbye
t. coolboy123
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>>160602721
I'm not autistic because I actually do listen to actual bands, but I alsosecretly listen to anime/vidya soundtracks
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>>160600568
yes
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>>160603214
i have made 3 cum tributes to taylor swift already so no worries here
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>>160603272I listen to Tangerine Dream soundtracks and my local police scanner to fall asleep sometimes
daily reminder Thief (1981) is a severely underrated movie
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>>160603214
This is on a loop to remind me of the good times before the drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
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>>160601652
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>>160603423
Good taste.
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>>160602958
>not supporting my waifu Zach hill
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>>160580239
How are u losing money? currently supplies are discounted.
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>>160603840
my nigga
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>>160605078
Are those supposed to look like eyelashes or am I just seeing things?
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>>160605078
>>160605542
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>>160605671
t. 14 year old girl tries eye shadow for the first time
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we in this
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Sawn-off or Sweeper for bike shotgunning?
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>>160606931
Compact nade launcher
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>>160606951
Related: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M576_40mm_grenade
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come at me
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>>160608010
>tfw can't dispose of hookers in the boot
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>>160606951
i wish they had a long barrel mod for it so i could have my m79 thumper
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get rekt nerds
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>>160606931
The sawn-off has the highest damage per pellet of any shotgun, so one good hit is all you need. The Sweeper puts out more pellets, so it would probably be easier to get a headshot. They both have terrible range.
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>>160595505
>MC STUFF
>LESS TEDIOUS
>HE DOES SUPPLY MISSIONS
I don't think you know what that word means. Most of the resupply missions have you driving all the way up and down the map in slow ass vehicles just for a fucking fetch quest.
>It's a drive to the opposite end of the map episode
>It's a Tequi-la-la episode
>It's a find these separate gang members/vehicles spread far and wide over the county you're not currently in and only the last one you check has the supplies episode
>It's not as tedious as making 20k+ in 4 minutes guys!
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>>160547416
I've TT'ed with MOA many, many times. No ban. You're just a nerd.
[soiler] moa is mai husbando [/spoiler]
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this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine
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>>160610252
I'm sorry to see that you're just scraping by.
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>>160610252
FERRIS BUELER!
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>>160610252
Why can't you reenact Carlos' death in GTA without glitching out and getting stuck? Imagine if we could knock out shitters without killing them and doing that to them
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>>160610583
Menufags would just autohook you to the back of their truck and drag you around for two hours before crashing you.
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after spending an hour in the character creator this is the best I can do
also fuck this retarded game
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>>160610770
>Took 2 hours to make Claude-lite with the wrong hair
Lol retard
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>>160610770
just do something outlandish but not too much so, like a redhead or an asian
clothes are what tend to make the character work anyway
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>>160610873
there are no good choices
its absolutely retarded how many options there are for making your character ugly
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>>160579451
Bar bitch looks like whats-her-cunt from Sons of Anarchy.
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>>160612131
gemma, aka JAYZUS CHROIST JACKEYBOY SHE KILLED UR WIFE THIS GONNA HAVE BLOWBACK DOWN THE PIPELINE.
WE GOTTA REACH OUT TO BROWN
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SPOOPY
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>>160613256
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>>160613474tfw think annie is cute but it'd be weird to tell her
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>>160613938GTAO or IRL?
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>>160613610tfw I think bell is cute but it'd be wierd to tell her
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>>160614095
Both
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>>160614095Both
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>>160614270
that's fucking nasty, only a nigger would think a Pacific islander is cute
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>>160613216
So much spoiler alert
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>>160614205GTAO or IRL
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>>160613216
Take it easy, chibbs. We have to reach out to jesus christ and make sure black and brown are whole, also tell him the vote for him to meet Mr. Mayhem was unanimous. Then set a meet with Sam Crow, we need a new pipeline to make black, brown, yellow, white and red whole again.
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>>160614949both
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>>160614361
But asian
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>>160615482
Pakistani is Asian too
the shitskins are unacceptable
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>>160613938
Annie is for servicing bl8 inch white dick
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>>160485508
Ok
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Hi I'm new here and I have a question. If I start a motorcycle gang and buy weed farms and warehouses can I still help my friend's club?
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>>160615478
Patrician taste my dude
>>160616127
Yes
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>>160610235
reveal yourself lad
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>>160616183
Thank you that's awesome
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>>160615857tfw mine is longer
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>>160616245
My bad, one last question.
What makes the most money? Weed crack meth, fake money or fake documents? Or does it matter?
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>>160616271
>>160616127
>tfw gtag carries the white man's burden by having its own Polynesia sex slave
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>>160616358
Underage
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>>160616358
It does matter, but I forgot the full order.
I do know document forgery is the worst
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>>160616453
What.
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>>160553208
Ok
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>>160616663
Go back to school kiddo we don't need anymore children running around this game
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>>160616771
Put your tits away you slut. No one here cares.
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>>160617273
Those are some pretty nice TTs tho
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>>160616802
I'm a college graduate though. Where are you getting this from?
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>>160616771
MODS
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>>160617486
>Graduating college before 18
Look at this fucking nerd
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>>160617574
I'm well past 18 though
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>>160617714
>Well past 18
>Graduated college
>Thinks cocaine and crack are the same thing
>Thinks things are awesome, hasn't had all the joy beaten out of him by life
Nice try, kid. You can tell all the lies you want under your le anonymous man mask but you give yourself away every time you speak.
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>>160617482
WATS TEE TEE?
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Requested a crew invite
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>>160618104
Rejected. Fuck off retard.
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>>160618194
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>>160615478
Watch out, don't go after the same love as your leader.
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why is this crew so hostile ;-;
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>>160618064
Awesome because I can play with my friends
And when did I say cocane and crack were the same thing?
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>>160618994
Annie has already chewed and spat out Blater though. Jay is next.
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>>160618064
Maybe my life just isn't as shitty as yours yet? Maybe I can appreciate the little things? You're stressing out m8.
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>>160619000
You gotta be hostile back, broseph.
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>>160620316
>making new thread 15 posts early to shill your caca vacca
for shame
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>>160619225
>Maybe my life just isn't as shitty as yours yet? Maybe I can appreciate the little things?
Like I said, underage.
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>tfw invited to inner jerk
b-but i'm not even that active right now!
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>>160485098
nice yourself
thanks brah
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