League of Legends General /lolg/

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MATING

PRESS

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xth for Rumble

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I love Lissandra!
AmA!

>>160571565
gas yourself

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I love my wife, Neptune, SO much!!!!!
>>160571565
why do you have such shit taste
stop avatarfagging you smalltime sack of shit

Link to stupid Yordle lore WHERE

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xth for triggering spergs for fun

>>160571608
>Nepfag laying down the law

nice

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I don't want to go swimming in Lulu anymore.
Because star guarding with her is better.

I really wish it didn't take so long for a match to start

I probably spent an hour in total just today either sitting in queue or waiting for champ select to end

>>160571470
>literally can't carry low elo silvers in flex queue even if i try to spoon feed them kills
>loss streak and demotions in flex queue since they balance teams like norms meaning 4 silvers 1 plat and the enemy team is all gold with 1 silver
>even get games with troll picks like poppy mid into a veigar and they don't build mr
>the only way to have a chance to win is to waste an hour letting my team catch up in damage
Solo queue fucking when
THIS IS NOT FUN

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>>160571470

xth for Cute Ashe

Winter Edition

>>160571565

Lissandra
a
shit

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xth for homosexuality is a sin

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xth for bullshit lore

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story

http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/region/bandle-city

Thanks Dad.

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xth for muscle elves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJb6DMlJ1Y

>>160571610
http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/region/bandle-city

http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story

It's a WIP but so far it kinda sucks.

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>want to commission Bandle.
>wouldn't even be porn but something gay like Poppy marrying me

>>160571758
There's like a 9 year waiting list so good luck buddy

>>160571705
thats one ugly composited bow

>>160571283
I don't like how Zaun became Piltover's trashcan tbqh, but aside from this i am trying to stay positive
They can't screw up THIS badly, r-right?
i always imagined Piltover and Zaun to be more of a cyberpunk. Now It's some weird mix between steampunk and cyberpunk

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>>160571674
>go into flex queue
>same shit
>go into normal
>placing me against Diamonds and Plats while my team composition is Silvers, Golds
Ha ha
End my
Life!

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WELDING OUR BOY

I SUMMONE YOU

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the purest love is between two cute boys

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>>160571717
>caring for Lore

>win streak
>all of a sudden every team I get matched with are on 5 game loss streaks
>can't stop losing even if I'm 5/0/6 and my team surrenders
Do I need to spam yasuo or something
I don't understand how it's possible to predict with 100% accuracy every loss based on match history, rank and team comp

>>160571592
Does spilling gas from replacing a gas tank on my friend's Sienna count?
>>160571608
>Posts Neptune
>saying anyone has shit taste
Kill yourself Juggador, you hoboslut waifuing cuck
>>160571705
>Lissandra
>a shit
pick one

>>160571916
Can fat boys be cute?

why are there not AP ADC???

>>160571829
Zaun WAS cool, some kind of hyper-libertarian Diesel/Cyber/Slime punk wonderland festering with cyborgs. mutants and freakish bizarre cronenberg shit but now it's a hamfisted take on Muh class warfare and income inquality. And is now the butthole of piltover

Thanks Riot

Who even cares about lore, seriously. It's main purpose is background context on the characters. It doesn't really matter.

>>160571963

>Lissandra so ugly you forgot her pic

lmao

>>160571992
This is not Paragon riot isn't that innovative

>>160571509

>I don't like how Zaun became Piltover's trashcan tbqh, but aside from this i am trying to stay positive
>They can't screw up THIS badly, r-right?

After Ekko's release, it was sort of inevitable. Personally I like it, it's reminiscent of Metropolis FF7's Midgar and dystopian settings in general, which is fitting. I didn't like how Piltover remained THE paradise in Runeterra for so long in the lore anyway, the lack of inner corruption felt completely unrealistic.

>i always imagined Piltover and Zaun to be more of a cyberpunk. Now It's some weird mix between steampunk and cyberpunk

Zaun still has a lot of cyberpunk influence, imo. It's Piltover's new setting that worries me. Old Piltover was a unique blend of modern, dieselpunk, steampunk, cyberpunk and magitech. Now Piltover 2.0 is basically just haughty upperclass steampunk, but replace the steam with magitech.

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>>160571963
dude somebody is a """""""little"""""""" angry
get it
its because you are an angry manlet haha
by the by Neptune is a well developed and full character while lissandra is a cardboard cutout of a trope
kill yourself you shallow prick

>>160572028
I care, fuck you.

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disfigured tree man is fun as fuck but it sucks having to rely on teammates to do damage

especially since the meta lately is one bot lane feeds the everliving fuck out of the other

I've been skipping my jg item on him which is nice for an early power spike but sometimes I do miss the combat smite. The finished item only gives you 30% more mana regen while in the jungle, it seems inefficient

anybody playing this guy?

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>>160571987
im sure someone out there finds them cute, dont worry bud

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Who was that stupid cunt pro player that said "If your team loses you can only blame yourself"

That's a nice way to look at things for self improvement for how you can better your play style and choices

But in actuality fuck, that mind set is literally retarded in a team game. That requires a team. That's more than just you. As in four other people

>>160572123
;_;

>>160572028
t. dotard mad the characters in his game are all shitty and boring with ZERO depth or interaction

>>160572028
Who even cares about esports are streamers, seriously. Their main purpose is to market skins to spoiled rich kids who don't have anything better to do. It doesn't really matter.

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>>160572041
I can dump my Lissandra folder
if thats what you want
>>160572063
if being 6'7" makes me a manlet, ok then

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>>160569782
I'm working on a few concepts for one to maybe post on the forums. I highly doubt I could make something worthy of being made, but maybe I could motivate the staff to consider another girl yordle. Estelle is the yordle girl I designed as a jungler and I'm still working out a kit that could work for her, but I also wanted to design another idea I had for a fortune teller yordle girl who wields a crystal ball and her main theme being casting shared auras that give different buffs to herself and her ally. Sort of like Orianna E + Sona. I'm not creative enough to design champions that fit with the style of League, unfortunately.

>>160569792
All women are beautiful to me, I just prefer the vertically challenged primary color variety.

>>160570220
bandlebrocommissions@gmail is the best place, though I'm very full right now.

>>160570443
Don't hesitate to approach me for games, my friend. I don't enjoy playing alone, though it's what I do most of the time.

>>160571758
I don't judge anyone for what they ask me to draw. I think that's very cute.

>>160571717
>>160571746
This is awful
What were they even thinking?
>>160572048
Didn't Ekko just want to make Zaun great again or something?
Also yes, i love Zaun visually, and i agree with you on the Piltover being steampunk. Still, Zaun isn't pure visual cyberpunk as it has lots of cyberpunk influence.
>>160572012
Exactly. There is literally no way the air in there is breathable. I live in a city in a low and the pollution is so awful people often wear masks to avoid cancer.
Yet none of the Zaun characters(except maybe Viktor but who knows what his mask/face does anyway) wears a mask.
Zaun became Piltover's slums no matter how rito tries to defend their lore.
>>160572028
I started playing this game only because of the lore

I like to belive Zaun depends on Piltover in terms of trading(since they don't have a port anymore) and Piltover depends on Zaun's technology(being more of a trade city).

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Rank the factions based on champions, lore, appearance, whatever.

My list is: Freljord > Piltover > Zaun > Noxus > Ionia > Bandle City > The Void > Bilgewater > Shadow Isles > Mount Targon > Shurima > Demacia

Why do people think Azir abuses Thunderlords worse than any other champ when it's the only keystone that gives him some presence? Do people want him to use Deathfire touch?

>>160572402
Shurima > Piltover> Bilgewater > Ionia > Demacia > everyone else

>>160572402
Zaun > Noxus > Void > Shadow isles > Bilgewater > Freliord > Ionia > Shurima > Piltover > Bandle city > Demacia > Targon
Subjective as fuck tho

>>160572321
Why don't you invite people on your friends list to play with? Aren't you super popular?

>>160572090
yeah im playing him
he is nice to build as a support but definitely do not like going damage on him

>>160572402
Bilgewater > Piltover > Freljord > Ionia > Mount Targon > Bandle City > Noxus > Demacia > Zaun > Shurima > Shadow Isles > The Void

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>tfw the only champions I can play anymore are Poppy and J4
Everything else is awful. Need a new Yordle girl and paladin champion SOON

Sona mains need to die.

>>160572339
>I live in a city in a low and the pollution is so awful people often wear masks to avoid cancer.
>Yet none of the Zaun characters(except maybe Viktor but who knows what his mask/face does anyway) wears a mask.


You see plenty of thugs wearing augmented masks in Camille's comic. Also, maybe they don't need masks, maybe they rely on some kind of magic to make the air more breathable for them, who knows.

>>160572339
this what happens when they hire self loathing, misanthropic, muh social issues obsessed, "i want to be taken seriously as a writer", blogger types to write for a company.

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>Kled's lore mentions people seeing him and yordles as human.
>No one cares.
>Tristana's lore mentions people seeing her and yordles as human.
>Everyone loses their minds.
>>160571963
>Lissfag doesn't like neps
It's like you go out of your way to have the shittiest taste imaginable.

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>want first win of the day
>play 4 bot matches
>lose all 4 because my team mates are bots

I thought this was suppose to be easy.

>>160572321
hey bandle, can i please add you on league?

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I need to get an artist to draw new stuff for me

maybe Ill just make some stuff myself

>3:43
>not watching in real life Jinx on chaturbate

Would post pic but my phone wont let me

>>160572763
delete this garbage

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>>160572321
>don't play a lot
>would be too nervous to play with Bandle because of how bad I probably am

Has Ryze ever been to Bandle City?

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>>160572894
I know its garbage, but its all I have

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>main support
>put jungle as secondary
>mfw I actually get jungle

>don't know what's going
>see posts about Zaun being a sithole
>Zaun is no an underbelly of Piltover instead of being a different city
>This means Zaun would barely be in contact with Noxus without Piltover's knowing
>So Zac technically wouldn't exist
>This also doesn't explain why Jinx is so hellbent on destroying Piltover which is right on top of Zaun
>we're entering class warfare where Vi, Ekko, Jinx and Caitlyn are "against the patriarchy"

We'll be fine though right guys?

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>tfw getting a penta in a 4v5 game

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>>160573008
NO

>>160572708
Can they fire him
Or her
I don't care i don't want Zaun to be a trashcan
I don't want Yordles to be demigods
I don't want any more stories like Taliyah
Please make it stop
>>160572692
Mayble. Still think masks would be cool.
Although didn't PiltoZaun develop hextech in the first place only because they didn't have magic? If they had magic there would be no point in progressing the technology. I think their land was infertile in magic in the original lore or something
Or maybe i just made that up at some point, it is possible.

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>gold 5 auto filled support
>afk jungler for the entire early game
>tank aurelion sol top with grasp of the undying

and i almost did it too, it was simply too much to avoid, they just ended up 5 man chain flashing on me because i was the only one who did any damage. i should have tried to flash earlier but i expected a janna ult to get the renekton off me but she just didnt use it.

end to a beautiful tristana winstreak where i carried my ass off every game ;;

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>>160572714
its not that I dont like Neps
its just that Neptune a shit

>>160573008
Singed should gas everyone.

>>160573008
Don't worry all those champions will get their backstories rewritten so that it can be relevant to this one single event rito is planning, so it's all good!

>>160573091
this plague has infected Marvel comics, magic the gathering, bioware and who the hell knows what else, its not stopping anytime soon, bit by bit what we love will all be consumed. just you wait.

>>160572402
Shurima > new Zaun > Bilgewater > Ionia > Shadow Isles > Noxus > new Void > Freljord > new Piltover >>> Demacia >>>> new Mount Targon >>>>>>>> new Bandle City

>>160573210
Please no
I don't want my lore destroyed
I want to be able to lead a nice rpgs in LoLverse for my friends
Please stop
>>160573168
Seconding this
It would still be a better lore than what we got rn
>inb4 Singed gets rewritten as a Runeterra's Hitler

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>>160572940
I'm guessing probably, I'd imagine he's been to every major city/area of Runeterra at some point or another. Looking back at his VO after the new Yordle lore, he seems to know about their new feywild style BS.

>>160572090
Ivern is definitely the definition of a support jungler. he does rely on his team quite a bit, though as someone who's a support and jungler main, I typically don't mind too much.

Way I usually build Ivern is 12/18/0 masteries with Windspeaker keystone.

Start jungle item and pots like normal. Then completely ignore jungle item from then on. The extra experience doesn't change when upgraded and the jungle-clearing boosts do nothing for Ivern. My first back I tend to buy boots and start rushing Rod of Ages. Yes this is normally shit on junglers, but since Ivern doesn't need to bother with his jungle item ever again, he can afford to do this. After that I usually go general support build, Athenes or Mikhael's depending on what the team needs, Ardent if our ADC is doing well, and Redemption, then Locket and whatever else, maybe Echo since it's better than Runic jungle item IMO unless you want the champion smite or ward item.

Boots of Mobility is great on Ivern since his unique way of clearing jungle doesn't actually consider him as being "in combat" unless you do the smite instant clear, so he keeps the speed boost most of the time.

At level 1, you should take the raptors first due to the jungle changes. When killing a jungle creep a level higher than you, you get a bonus extra 50 exp per level above you it is. All jungle creeps start the game at level 2, so instant wiping all 6 raptors gets you a bonus 300 exp, and that's before including how much exp the camp is actually worth. I typically drop a grove on blue, take raptors, place a few more groves, then go bakc and start clearing them.

Obviously be careful doing this if you go against an enemy jungle who's probably going to invade you, like Shaco or Lee, since they can easily steal the blue away before you come back to it.

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>>160572532
Not really, I don't want to pester people to play with me. I accept most invites I get.

>>160572721
Absolutely.

>>160572912
That's why I play alone a lot. I practice as much as I can so I can catch up to my friends in skill. I feel like I weigh them down most times I play with them. I won't judge you.

>>160572714
No one actually read Kled's lore

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>>160573349
the spark of hope must glimmer in all of our hearts, this mess can be avoided if we coordinate our feedback, we mustn't be complacent in these testing times, we must believe in our strengths.

>people picking Nunu with COTC

What am I missing

>>160573493
niggers being stupid

Ive seen garens and mundos with it

where the fuck is the weekend game mode? im getting bored of grinding arams

>>160573361
>tfw Ryze is runeterra's version of Alex Jones

>>160573430
It wasn't this clear really
I didn't even notice this part until rereading it after Tristana's lore
>>160573473
We
We can do this
We have to

The only hope i have right now is that Riot is preparing the lore for some sort of rpg and that's why they make so many major changes.

>>160573493
>>160573545
DEATH IS THE HARDEST CC

>>160573545
I'll be honest, I tried it on Garen. I honestly thought it would proc with his Q silence. Idk why shit like Nautilus passive is considered hard CC for it but not silences.

>>160573417
I don't play this game much anymore but I would add you if I ever decided to play again

>>160573473
wait a sec this font seems familiar
is this from boktai

>>160573417
Your craft keeps getting more fluid, crisp and expressive, do not lose heart, your journey is only just beginning.

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>>160573493
People probably left it on StoA and haven't switched over yet. I'm still trying to decide what my Nunu keystone should be myself.

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>>160573493
>Mfw i play Nasus with COTC to show my disrespect regarding enemy team

>>160573664
roots are hard cc

so are knock up/asides/backs, stuns, snares, fears, supresses, pulls, and charms

silences, slows, and grounded are not

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>>160573147
Mad manlet can't handle the best girl cause she'd give him too many bantz

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>>160573674
You would be correct. A gem of a GBA game, lost to the ages.

>>160573008
>>This means Zaun would barely be in contact with Noxus without Piltover's knowing
>>So Zac technically wouldn't exist

Yes and no, it's now clear that both city states are absolutely fucking corrupt and don't care what kind of black market shit either of them do as long as the Pilties' wealth and status isn't thrown out of balance

>This also doesn't explain why Jinx is so hellbent on destroying Piltover which is right on top of Zaun

If anything, it's more proof as to why Jinx would want to blow up Piltover in the first place. And why she enjoys toying with Vi.

>we're entering class warfare where Vi, Ekko, Jinx and Caitlyn are "against the patriarchy"

Jhin is going to get involved as well. Probably Jayce, Viktor, Zac, Blitz and Orianna with their new retconned lores, too.

>>160573664
naut's passive is a snare/root, that's why.

>>160573769
>best girl
I can handle ice waifu just fine
and i told being 6'7" doesn't make me a manlet
but you being 5'11" does.

>>160573769
>no MAGA hat on the top
You had one job

>>160573820
my fucking nigga

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>>160573838
>5'11"
>Manlet

(You)

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>>160573008
zaun
the city of patriarchy

>>160573610
Did you think him being immortal and able to adventure 24/7 was because of his rune magic? It's all because he takes his Super Male Vitality and Brain Force once a day, every day.

>>160573883
>anything under 6 foot
>not manlet
pick one

>>160573870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_IXzU-lnLU

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>friend has Mastery 7 on Singed with over 100 points
>he never proxy farms
>he literally lanes with Singed the entire game
>tell him to watch Singed420
>tells me he only watched 1 video because he was "too toxic"
Why did I fall for the 'friend" meme?

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>>160573838
if all you can use to describe your waifu is her physical appearance than she is shit
>>160573852
older image probably an edit with MAGA at this point though

>>160573923
t. Exactly 6 feet tall

>>160573894
>zaun
>the city of patriarchy

That's Demacia.

Piltover is the city of the wealthy 1%.

>>160573982
i'm 6'7"
why is this so hard to understand?
>>160573975
I wasn't describing anything though?

>>160573417
What's your IGN? BandleBro?

>>160573919
now the question is who is Runeterra's version of Ghost and True capitalist radio?

>>160573990
>sona
>fiora
>vayne
>Jarvan
>not 1%
>caitlyn
>vi
>jayce
>rich 1%

HAHAHAHAHA

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I'm so sick of having morons getting my role and doing the stupidest shit.

Fuck this I need to sleep.

>>160573417
So is your name just Bandle Bro? On a level 14 account right now

>>160574054
>>caitlyn
>>vi
>>jayce
>>rich 1%
jayce is the 1%, vi and cait are his (the 1%'s) guardian dogs

>>160574054
Well it certainly isn't the city of the patriarchy when it has women like Vi, Caitlyn and Camille in high positions of power.

Everyone in Piltover seems middle-class at the very least, so yes, it's the city of the wealthy.

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GUYS
Guys listen
Guys listen
Guys listen i have
I have an idea
Let's
Let's take Yordles
Let's take Yordles and turn them into
Into a magical elves, living in utopia, and deceiving
Deceiving inferior human eyes with magic
Guys
With MAGIC
M A G I C

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>>160574025
>ice waifu this
>ice waifu that
thats all she is she's cold as ice
and she's willing to sacrifice
your love
Someday you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind
She's digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay
She's as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice your love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know

>>160573928
over a hundred mastery points? wow he must be challenger

neck yourself for wanting everyone to play champions the same way you meta slave.

>Ivern Support
>Exhaust Smite
>whenever enemy Jungler is top take a quick trip and farm his jungle
this is funnier than it should be.

also the shield sponges so much damage that as long as you ADC is not suicidal he cant die

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t-thanks rng

>>160574187
camille likely has no official "position of power"

>>160574054
>World-famous musician and noblewoman.
>Noblewoman and head of noble family.
>Noblewoman, head of her family, rich enough to fund her witch hunting crusade.
>The crown prince.
>not the 1%
Are you high, or is your post just poorly formatted?

>>160574253
Isn't that skin like 50 dollars

>>160574240
too bad im hot blooded, playing head games trying to know what love is.

>>160574253
grats

do you play udyr though

>>160574025
>lying this often about your height on a paraplegic yoga instructional board

GUYS IM TALL IM SO TALL
DID I MENTION HOW TALL I WAS HAHA
67
HAHA NO NOT 69 DONT BE GROSS IM 6"7

(you)

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Why is everyone and their mother playing Karma now?

>>160574252
I can see counterjungle support Ivern being alright as long as you don't do stupid shit like stealing your own jungler's buffs at level 1 because you didn't read how his passive works and that seed-buff sharing only comes in at level 5.

Yes I've had it happen, and yes I'm still mad. Stupid shit didn't even counterjungle afterwards, just stayed in lane doing jackshit.

I'd personally probably not do it unless I was red side so once I was level 5 I could run over to pick up blue buff seed when jungle hands it over to mid, but that's just me.

>>160574284
no

>>160574409
yes

>>160574262
Camille is most likely a political tool that's supported by Pilty cabals to keep their city in-check. I get the feeling that she was manipulated and even a little brainwashed as well.

She's basically Piltover's version of Jhin. Except she stays put in the city to maintain its corruption.

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>>160574221
You're Hired.

-Riot Games

>>160574386
my mother only plays jungle, and I don't play karma. Your sources are shit.

Why are Kennen mains the most autistic ever?

>>160574221
reminder that poppy left bandle city because she prefered more normal human stuff like discipline, organization and a goal rather than perfect lsd elf valhalla.

>>160574409
>>160574440
It's 3250 rp, and $25 gets you 3500 rp, so $25 is pretty much the price.

>>160574407
I was blue side, so I kept stealing blue or Grump, also river bug takes 2 seconds to farm for vision

the issue is that I could only farm 1 monster at the time or Vayne/ Lux would put too much pressure on Kalista

>>160574508
to main the hamster, you must become the hamster. Same thing happens to any champ really. Go look at the average darius, draven, or teemo main.

>>160574304
Feels like the first time I've had such an urget (you) given to me

>>160574553
also I started by stealing his Raptors camp, if Only I could sacrifice the support Item and start Hunter Talisman, raptors camp would be instant lvl 2

>>160574535
the anon that said 50 was obviously exaggerating, cmon

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>when your yi does less damage than everyone else in the game

hhhehehhhehhhh
no clue how we won that stupid game

>>160574473
>>160574561
it's late. I fucked up. gn /lolg/

>>160574561
Name some champions where you have to become the champion in order to master them and play them efficiently.

You already wrote off 3 obvious choices.
I think the same applies to Yasuo, Singed, Jax and Yi players.

>>160574245
>meta slave
Singed is not meta. There is a correct way to play Singed.

His win rate is fucking awful despite playing that much Singed and not learning anything new.

>>160574342
nope, i did a few games with him but I don't think I'm going to go out of my way to play him.

>>160574473
They are truely the worst, almost as bad as Yas and Riven. But Riv and yas can sometime have skill. Kennen is jsut R + 1

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>>160574679

>>160574762
Kennen is: Dive in, Press R, Press Zhonya, enjoy Penta

>>160574679
Gangplank

Lee sin

Darius

Draven

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>>160574679
He's so completely different from any other champion in the game that you need to fucking immerse yourself in him like he's a shitty Bethesda RPG

>>160574682
if you aren't fucking amazing at singed (not even so much singed so much as having the talent to be able to predict how to outmaneuver the enemy around the map) proxy farming is a good way to lose the fucking game for your team

100 mastery points is not indicative of him having that skill and forcing your friend to do something he isn't comfortable with makes you the fucking scum here, which is exactly why his win-rate isn't great. If you can't play singed normally you can't play singed proxy.

you're a gigantic asshole

anyone wanna carry me in flex
fresh 30

>>160573038
>Feeding Vayne bitching about support

Nice

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>>160573670
I'd be more than happy to play with you as well.

>>160573715
That's really inspiring. Thank you so much, my friend. I'll keep at it.

>>160574114
>>160574032
bandlebro is my main, yes. I also have a smurf called imayordleirl that I wouldn't mind grinding ip for in normal matches, though I only have 18 champions and one rune page on that account. I pretty much just play Tristana on that one.

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that's whhat i got googling for "typical ahri main" :3

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>>160574451
GUYS
GUYS YOU WON'T BELIVE
I GUYS
GUYS LISTEN
Guys let's take Zaun
Let's take both Zaun and Piltover
Take Zaun and Piltover and merge them
GUYS MERGE THEM
Into one city
Redesigning both of the cities
Guys and
And guys listen guys
Let's take all the rivalry
Guys ALL the rivalry between the cities
And throw it away
I'm sure it never affected the fans anyway
GUYS THEY WILL LOVE IT
I'M PRETTY SURE NOONE WILL GET UPSET
GUYS AM I RITE XD

>>160574928
>Let's take all the rivalry
>Guys ALL the rivalry between the cities
>And throw it away

Uh, the rivalry is there more than ever now. It's just a social class rivalry fought with passive-aggressive corruption and gang warfare.

>>160574909
Alright, added your smurf but it says your main's friends list is full so I can't add you there

>>160575041
>no more tech wars
>no more led zeppelin contests
I have seen enough social class wars
It's stale as fuck

>>160575118
>no more tech wars

Pretty sure that's still there.

>>160575087
I have a lot of people from my solo ranked adventures that added me to duo and I never spoke to them again. I can clean out some of my list.

>>160575173
Meant more like "who creates the best technology"
And I'm pretty sure Piltover is much less about creating tech than in old lore. Zaun is doing all the work, and Piltover is only a tradespot.

Man fighting leblanc is fucking annoying as Azir. Her W travels faster, hits harder and has a shorter cooldown than his fucking Q. Boy these ~95 "before magic resist" auto's fucking suck too. Fuck that this game was annoying. How the fuck do you trade with something that moves and hits faster than you?

I'm tilted

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>be me
>be on a lose streak of 3 games so i want to win
>get teemo adc
>dodge at the last 2-3 seconds
>wait 15 minute
>requeue
>get teemo adc
>dodge at the last 2-3 seconds

like, really ><

>>160575173
the kids are gonna need to learn about tekwar sooner or later.

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Well, anon?

Parading on the pride of others
It is their fine art of slaughter
One by one go down

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Funny, isn't it?

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>>160575386
...jew by jew by jew!

the white man marches on!

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>>160575353
I've got 2 days until I move and haven't had this much time off work in months. I don't want to go anywhere

/lolg/ are you ready for

Piltover vs Zaun event?

>rich vs poor
>cops vs robbers

>Graves and TF vs Cait & Vi
>Jayce vs Viktor round 2
>Jhin vs Camille
>Ekko vs Ezreal
>Zac vs Twitch (because inevitable betrayal)
>Blitz vs Orianna (I guess?)
>Jinx just being more of a crazy fuck

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>>160575353
I'm going to bed with my waifu

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>>160575463
indeed.

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>>160575353
feels bad

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>try out new client
>skills arent set to smartcast
>my mastery emote is defaulted
>this shit happens
I kinda wish it imported settings from the old client

>>160575505
What would Twitch even do in an actual, in-lore fight against Zac honestly? He's a giant blob monster, a crossbow would be worthless against him, and I doubt he can be poisoned.

>>160575514
looks comfortable, ill tell you that much.

>>160575514
>TEAM WE
WE WUZ MUTE AND SHIT

>>160575629
I wouldn't expect the client to affect the in-game.

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>>160575353
yup

tired of my friends

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Haven't played in years, wanted to check out the new client. Is AP Kog Still good? I don't want to play this game if I can't play mortar kog.

>>160575682
He probably wouldn't try to fight Zac head to head. That's why he's a sneaky guy.

Maybe some kind of poison that affects Zac's composition or something.

>>160575827
ap kog is the best it has ever been

>>160575976
How so? Last I checked they removed the double damage to champs from the past. Did they add it back?

>>160575827
How was the new Godzilla movie? Didn't have the chance to see it. Is it really as good as everyone says?

>>160576037

it has a really strong execute

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Goddamn mobility cancer

>>160576040
Fucking fantastic. Seriously, Anno at his best. Third act is kind of messy and there's some nationalist wankery but altogether good.

>>160576071
So how do you build him now? Still Ludens, Grail, Rylais, or are there new items that are better? I just played a game and it seems that bottle is gone now? What the fuck do you start with then?

And executing seems kind of pointless on a poke champ. Maybe you can snipe out an ADC easier?

>>160576037
execute, morellos and rylai's are really strong items right now as well

>>160576204
Why morellos? Are healing champs the meta again?
Well, fuck. Back to Dota.

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>>160576181
morello's is too good not to rush especially with kog's execute damage, it has the old grail passive

then yeah ludens rylais deathcap void staff

>>160576256
no, it's just a good item for its price
the build path lets you sustain mana in lane now so you don't have to buy a shitty cup/tear

>>160575242
Add me whenever you do

IGN: Steampunk Lady

>>160576142
>said while playing the character with the longest ranged gap closer

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>Riven mains
>graves mains
>mord bot
Fun game is fun?

>>160576314
I never have much trouble with Mana in lane. Masteries made up for it and being from Dota you learn pretty good Mana Management skills.

Might try running straight Rylais/ludens then.

>>160576274
Deathcap doesn't seem so good, now that the AP ratio is toned down to 25%.

>The Phantom Dancer Ninja's Tabi Graves can 1v3 your team even though he's behind 1 item.
Sometimes I wish they just gutted the right things.

>>160576359
>What is Nocturne/kled?

>>160576405
the mana on consecutive ults got increased

>>160576359
it's hard to hit if they're constantly dashing around

>>160576142
>premades thinking they're any good for stomping a group of solo ques
kek

>>160576479
>it's hard to hit if they're constantly dashing around
Are you fucking serious? Get some fucking skill.

I finally realised Junglers suck shit unless their early ganks are top tier

>>160576406
graves a shit though

especially with ninja tabi

>>160576536
>Use E to hit Ekko or Lucian
>they dash out of the landing zone before I land

????

riot really fucked up mana regen for ad casters desu

you used to be able to at least rely on tear but now no one builds tear anymore

khazix with a tear was some shit desu

>>160576598
Are you bronze you sound bronze as shit.

>>160576602
>Have to manage your resources

what a shame

Only champ I could argue is too mana intensive is Jayce but his damage is too fucking absurd so one of them needs to change

>>160576623
You're not even countering my argument at this point.

Just going straight for the ad hominem.

>>160576671
Because you wouldn't understand its a bit above you are your current skill level.

>>160576671
>muh logical fallacies
>trying to argue with strangers on the internet

you're embarrassing

>>160576639
yorick used to be pretty mana intensive but I haven't played him in a real match since the rework

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>>160576689
>>160576690
No more (you)s for you

>>160576639
nobody even builds tear on jayce anymore since his melee spells, which deal more damage and can be used to waveclear effectively, have lower mana costs than his ranged spells.

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good night

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reminder that new yordle lore means Veigar looks like a wraith.

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>>160575353
im never alone when im with my wife, Neptune!

>If Talon breaks the invisibility by using Q or basic attacking, the blades converge on his targets location instead

Does this mean they converge on the location where the target is standing at the time Talon attacks it (So if the target moves after Talon attacks it, but before blades reach it, then none of the blades will hit him)?

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Is Zed meta again?

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>>160576962
>Veigar may or may not look like an unimaginable monstruosity to humans instead of a silly looking tiny master of evil

sheeeeit i'm in

>>160576536
>http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Zac
>difficulty: 8/10

>>160577023
No, they target the champion and home in on him

>sank from Plat do Bronze during placements because i suck at this game
>every game its full squishy team
God damn, this is starting to upset me

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Fuck you all for not liking Jhin and Ekko enough.

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>>160572321
Hey Bandle, I'm not fucking dead anymore so I need to readd you at some point.

Your username still the same?

>>160577350
I don't like champions with overloaded kits, sorry.

>>160577323
>be jungler
>have to pick a tank every single game because nobody else on my team will

I keep seeing people claim that we're in another tank meta. I claim that's horseshit. Every toplaner I get is a squishy carry and every support I get is nami or janna or some other squishy shit.

>>160577350
they're great characters
just fuck them as actual in-game champions

Now Fizz and Ekko are dogshit tanks and Kangz can't play AP either of them to save his life, what's he abusing now?

>Diamond 2 jg
>ranked flex places me bronze 3
Been a whole day and still bronze 3 average kd for today is 18/6/11.2
How the fuck do people suck so bad at this game. Bronze is a fucking shitshow.

>>160577450
>6 deaths per game
>in bronze
how much for the boost ?

>>160577370
>he says after going 0-10 on Karthus
hehe

fuck you fag

mobility is your lord and savior, cuckold.

>>160577434
I am currently playing Naut jungle
i got quinn top and veig supp
and i got no pull

this league is hell

>>160575353
yep
one of these days I might just get drunk enough that I can grow the balls to kill myself

>>160577323
>Hey guys
>20 seconds of silence
>so I see we don't have a front line, I can do nautilus or leona but I'd prefer not to be the only one at the front
>anyone else able to play something a little tanky in addition?
>silence
>4 instalock glass cannons
>lose
>waste time and ip needed for runes/champions because I'm still new and don't have them all yet

suffering. I just want to get my rank 7 on Raka and Sona already, but I can't do that if my team are a bunch of retards.

>>160577370
>Jhin
>overloaded kit

His W and maybe his ult but that's it.

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>>160577350
Wait you mean like, together? ...I can dig it.

>>160577525
If Jhin was made in season 2 his E would be a passive that would let his 4th shot crit

>>160577104
I consider Zed easily one of the worst-designed champions in the game.

He somehow manages to fall off harder than a Pantheon or Renekton. Panth and Renekton can still kill squishy's late-game while building tanky and plus they both have a stun. Meanwhile if Zed doesn't get fed he's actually useless, and even if he does get fed there's not a whole lot he can do besides hopefully splat the ADC before 5 people focus and splat his squishy ass first.

So in order for Zed to ever be meta he has to literally be the most brainless lane-win in the game. I hope he stays in the shit forever.

Lolgen how do you feel knowing that I only play tanks.

>>160577489
>Be jungler
>need to pick tank
>Zac banned
>Voli is shit
>Gragas is shit
>If I pick Sej the enemy jungler will pick Lee, Shaco, or nid, and proceed to fuck me early game
>don't like to play Olaf or amumu

I kinda like Naut though. How's he in the jungle?

>>160577568
Nice bait

7

Oh god please I need friends

My IGN is mordekaiseris1

I hate my life please play with me

I don't usually play Jayce, how come people keep telling me to use hyper charge in melee form? Is it just for the mana refund? Or is the auto animation faster or something?

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>>160577521
Finally got to 7 on the based sneaky rat today.

Feels good.

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>People bitching about the new lore update.

>>160577627
nobody cares cunt

>>160577580
do you hate Vayne as much as I do?

because holy shit do I fucking hate that cunt

>>160577650
TL;DR on new lore?

>>160577481
But my kills and carries
:_(

>>160577568
>He somehow manages to fall off harder than a Pantheon or Renekton

eh?

>Panth and Renekton can still kill squishy's late-game while building tanky and plus they both have a stun

Zed can jump on squishies from a distance with his ult, burst them down, and hop out again

>Meanwhile if Zed doesn't get fed he's actually useless

wrong

>and even if he does get fed there's not a whole lot he can do besides hopefully splat the ADC before 5 people focus and splat his squishy ass first

He's got free poke/waveclear?

>>160577620
Meele Jayce can actually pull off more DPS

>>160577627
Good job anon, I'm happy for you

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>>160577482
Karthus is comfy as fuck

>Build HP-giving AP items
>Build is literally RoA -> Raylai's -> Liandry's
>Pick up free kills and assists with ult
>End laning phase at 4/0/6 while my hyper-aggressive laning partner feels unloved and unwanted

Comfy.

>>160577360
Good to hear! My ign is still bandlebro, yes.

>>160577703
Yordles are Mary Sue demigods and humans see them as humans
Zaun and Piltover are one city
Zaun is Piltover's trash can

>>160577793
What happens if a human fucks a yordle?

>>160577720
>Zed can jump on squishies from a distance with his ult, burst them down, and hop out again
Unless the ADC is an actual retard they will be with their team, and generally their FIVE-MAN team won't just let a Zed jump in and Zed is just as squishy as the ADC he's trying to kill. Not to mention the support will usually just auto-exhaust Zed when he jumps in and then he gets buttfucked on the spot.

>wrong
M8 even a Zed who wins lane is less useful late game than the mage he's up against. If he's not fed his team might as well be 4v5 because he won't have the damage to burst down the ADC before the ADC and their team burst him down.

>He's got free poke/waveclear?
Look at the poke and waveclear mages have. Zed is absolute trash at both compared to most mages.

>>160577585
He is kind of okay i guess. Early is utterly shit. I just suck as him now because the game isn't even fun for me so i kind of troll and throw.

>>160577793
...Really? You're lying to me right anon?

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>>160577703
Zaun is Piltover's literal basement city state. Instead of being two separate cities, they are now together. Piltover being the top elite people with money and Zaun being all the thugs and poor assholes.
I personally think it's really cool looking concept wise, and gives Viktor more ground to be really mad at the Piltover's that stole his stuff from him.
People are also pissed that Viktor might be the guy Camille was talking about as a scorned lover in her new comic, but I also think that he's too busy being in a nerd fight with Jayce to be distracted by some lady.
Tl;dr- Lore nerds hate change everything new is cliche.

>>160577926
I
I wish

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>>160577650
actually most of it is great and on second thought the yordle lore is manegable just wish they went more in depth

>>160577703
Piltover is over Zaun now. Like, they're in a valley and Piltover is in the nice upper area and Zaun is a nice looking shithole.
Noxus is Rome and Demacia is fucking huge.
Yordles are magic, probably immortal spirit elves, seems like you can't actually see as yordles if you're not ~special enough~ . I.e. some bandits see Trist as an old woman even if she's a "young yordle". Also Bandle City is a magic hidden place where everything is going at such a pace and intensity that it makes outsiders age way faster. Yordles don't seem to enjoy being outside of it except for like, Trist and maybe Lulu too. This may be due to Void shenanigans as it seems Gnar was from a time before Bandle City happened.
Void folks may be actually living weaponry.
Go read it you lazy bum.
It's interesting to say the least http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/

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>>160577793
>Yordles are Mary Sue demigods and humans see them as humans

...Eh? Didn't see that anywhere.

>>160577985
Zaun being the shithole part of Piltover doesn't bother me at all.

But the change to the Yordles lore? That shit is full blown retardation.

>>160578070
yo are you drawing all this?
do you have a blog?

I'm trying to decide if I want to play karthus or zilean mid. Which do you think?

>>160578054
>>160577703

except for Poppy* and Lulu, not Trist. She's average yordle as far as we know.

my bad, I'm thinking about something else.

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THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW BUT DIDN'T

>Normals, becasue fuck flex
>Team's comp is all AD
>Enemy team comp all AD
>They have weird ass comp, luc mid/taliya sup
>Every alarm in my head is going off to dodge this game
>Go against my gut and play anyway
>Enemy team is very clearly a smurf premade
>Every lane getting shit on
>Team won't surrender
>Finally convince them to open mid

Next time my gut tells me to fucking dodge I'll be sure to do it.

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>>160578158
Try a game as Karthus where you type "/all outplayed" every time your ult gets a kill.

Tell me if you don't want to keep playing him afterwards.

>>160578174
But what happens if I fuck a yorlde?

>>160577985
I am pretty sure Viktor isn't this guy Camille talked about
People aren't only upset because it's new. It's caused mostly by riot clearly putting Piltover above Zaun.
Sure, Zaun was a shithole, but because they wanted to be one. They were proud to see effecta of their work(pollution) all around them. They were a proud city. Now they literally turned into a trash can.
And again, i think the concept is awesome. I just wish they added a new location instead of changing Zaun. Makes it really hard to put up any actual rivalry between the two cities.
Not to mention Piltover being literally Zaun's sky. I mean, come on.
>>160578070
>new trist lore
>it clearly says they are much more intelligent than humans and live very long

>>160578121
>>160578083
>>160577926

New lore link http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/

Lol this Naut game is fun

>respawn
>walk down mid
>see first enemy
>hook him, snare him, ult him
>my team jumps on him
>their team jumps on me
>i die
>wait for respawn
>repeat

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>tfw you help your adc grow up big and strong and you don't take any shit from the cancer support
>actually shut the teemo down when he tries to 1v1 you while you're warding their blue buff
holy wow silver players though. I'm getting better at support though. Once I get five level 7 masteries I'll start learning another role.

>Looks at the Demacia art stuff

They should have just got people to paint it instead of using shitty computer generated stuff.

>>160578338
cute handwriting

>>160578209
Sounds fun a-and a bit lewd...

So I'm not supposed to fight my laner as karthus? Just farm and ult?

>>160577585
nobody plays nid any more

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>>160578234
>it clearly says they are much more intelligent than humans and live very long

Wait hold on I just went back and re-read some and holy shit

>Human languages were so unsophisticated that she often wondered how they managed to communicate at all.

Wow, fuck off. Humans are basically monkeys to them.

I thought you guys said Riot gutted shaco, why is this nigger of a champion still one shotting people and snowballing games?
When do they plan to balance his fucking bullshit "lole I nuke half ur are health" shiv?
why is his stealth now LONGER than before? how do you deal with him if they removed pink wards?

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>tfw suck at Karthus
>have 1 token to get lvl 6
>no money for the new skin

being a poor neet sucks

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tfw to smart to communicate with humans

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SO
WHAT
HAPPENS
IF I FUCK
A YORDLE

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>>160578465
I know, Anon. I know.

>>160578413
the only thing that could make it worse is if Yordles came to runeterra from another planet or their super intelligence helped human beings to evolve or some shit like that.

just some really bad lore changes.

>>160578430
>gutted
Kek

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>>160578413
I think they are trying to make yordles as douchey as possible.

>>160578487
Fuck you and your dumb hair Heim get a fucking haircut you hippie.

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>>160578121
Ehhhhh I do but it's tumblr and dumb and I just do have it to post my dumb doodles.

>>160578234
Huh. Weird. I always assumed yordles were smarter than humans anyway. Seeings as three of them just build death robots and advanced weapons for shits and giggles. Trist always seemed to be more keen about her surroundings too and even bat shit Lulu who has a more "Zenettya monk" feel to her.
I also assumed they lived longer when Kled came out and one of his lines is being older than murder. Oh and Gnarr.
>God I love League's lore and world building.

>>160578524
if you are not virgin, who knows maybe you fucked one already, they look like humans after all

>>160578524
when you look at your dick you'll just see teemo laughing for the rest of your life. He will look like a full sized human, according to new lore.

>>160578413
remember

these are the people that Rumble feels inferior to
these are the people that imprisoned and tortured Veigar
these are the people that Teemo poisons to death on a regular basis

some piece of shit first year hack just ruined the most creative and interesting race in the game just so they could make Tristana seem even more magical than before

So how long until the new shit gets retconned?

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>>160578383
It depends. Karthus isn't known for a strong early game, I mean he's a hypercarry after all, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have any early game.

Typically early-game most midlaners will have more burst than you. As powerful as your ult is, it's not exactly something you can whip out in the middle of a 1v1 with a burst mid laner. Still if your lane opponent blows an important skillshot you can harass them with Q while it's down.

But yes, for the most part you're looking to farm, make up for your low roaming potential with ultimates, and look to make it to late-game where your teamfight abilities are strong enough to carry a teamfight.

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>>160578598
Hopefully very soon. I just want them to be naturally low-key magic to explain why so many are are so good with it.

>>160578598
next September is the official word

half past my ass is the word on the street

some people speculate that speculation on this sort of thing is completely pointless and a dead end for conversation

>>160578660
Honestly it's not even that they themselves are good at magic (except Veigar) it's that they're good with HEXTECH, which considering people like Heimerdinger and Ziggs are suppose to be geniuses, makes sense.

>>160578579
I'd like to think Teemo looks like Elijah Woods and Rumble as Antony Burch

>>160578713
please don't ruin qt frodo for me

>>160574902
>no sightstone 40 minute game

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>>160578570
>>160578660
These cards trigger me

Post more fakes

>>160578380
anon you're supposed to be proud of my score not my choice in censorship, even if it is just a normal game

>>160578548
>>160578597
This both. What is it with humans and their urge to create super magical super good super smart super super races? It ruined LOTR for me too

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>>160578701
Hextech is just magic studied and applied like a science. What they are doing isn't that much different from what we do with circuit boards. Their board are just made out of bullshit.

>>160578782
You don't like escalate matters cards? What about Spells With Options™ makes you trigger?
Also Nico Bol-ass is bae.

>>160578524
you'll grow old in an instant, shrivel up and die while, afterward yordle females brag about how their males have 12 inch schlongs that cum infinitely and just how speshul and pleasureable their sex is.

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>>160578524
I think it'd be like normal, maybe a little more special since they could spice it up with magic, maybe?

I don't think we could make a solid guess about reproduction though if that's what you mean.

Either way I doubt they would want to fuck humans they probably reproduce with happy elf magic.

>>160578713

>Elijah Woods as Teemo

I'm sold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkGdHXJoMbk

>>160578862
>Their board are just made out of bullshit.
your mom is made of bullshit

if it can be studied and applied scientifically it's verifiable by default and is not some bullshit

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>>160578862
They are so bad and i love them because they are trash

how does cait + thresh actually lose to a fucking tribush level 1 cheese from a brand and urgot???????
they literally have no mobility or CC at level 1 as opposed to 2 form of CC from thresh or a shield, and mobility or traps from cait